Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / What is Your Number - 11.14.17
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is. Y'all don't know. Y'all all
- 0:11Speaker 1: looking back to back down, giving them mom just like
- 0:15Speaker 1: theming buck things in it to y'all to me true good.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Its the horty listening to me together for study. Why
- 0:38Speaker 1: don't you join yeah by joy into doing me, honey
- 0:53Speaker 1: said dot turn Yeah you got you gotta turn't to
- 1:41Speaker 1: turn out turn you love, you got to turn out
- 1:45Speaker 1: to turn water water go comy, come on your back
- 1:59Speaker 1: at uh h, I sure will A good morning everybody.
- 2:04Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
- 2:09Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. First
- 2:12Speaker 1: of all, I want to say thank you to everybody
- 2:14Speaker 1: who are offers me encouragement with my moments of inspiration
- 2:20Speaker 1: in the moment in the morning. UM, I want to
- 2:23Speaker 1: say this to you a lot of times, I'm I'm
- 2:26Speaker 1: saying the things that I need to hear. Oh. Now,
- 2:30Speaker 1: I've heard from a lot of people that they really
- 2:32Speaker 1: appreciate it and it benefits them and has helped them
- 2:34Speaker 1: in so many ways. I thank you for saying that.
- 2:38Speaker 1: But you all helped me too, and I thank you
- 2:41Speaker 1: for that. You know, I don't have to be in
- 2:44Speaker 1: a position. I mean, I'm in this position because of
- 2:47Speaker 1: God's grace and mercy in my life. And you know
- 2:51Speaker 1: I work hard. I do, I'll admit that, but I've
- 2:56Speaker 1: I've learned over the years that you know, you got
- 2:59Speaker 1: to give God to something to bless You know, a
- 3:02Speaker 1: lot of us want blessings, but we ain't got nothing
- 3:05Speaker 1: in action. We ain't moving, you know, to give God
- 3:09Speaker 1: nothing to put his hand on, to touch on your behalf.
- 3:13Speaker 1: And that's what I've tried to do. I've tried to
- 3:16Speaker 1: work hard enough to give God some stuff that he
- 3:19Speaker 1: can put his hands on on my behalf. You know,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I take meetings when I ain't really sure how they're
- 3:24Speaker 1: gonna go. But maybe God are going there and touch
- 3:27Speaker 1: somebody on my behalf. I don't know. But He can't
- 3:30Speaker 1: touch nobody on your behalf at the meeting if you
- 3:33Speaker 1: don't take the meeting, you know, if you don't go
- 3:35Speaker 1: and try and make the sale, if you don't put
- 3:38Speaker 1: the call in to make the sale, God can't touch
- 3:41Speaker 1: nobody to make them buy. You feel me, I mean,
- 3:44Speaker 1: you know, and I ain't trying to make it sound
- 3:47Speaker 1: like people around me or I know ain't doing nothing.
- 3:49Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that the way I've discovered it
- 3:51Speaker 1: now that there could be another way I have not
- 3:54Speaker 1: discovered it yet. So doing my little moments of inspiration,
- 3:58Speaker 1: I can only come from what I know. But I
- 4:01Speaker 1: do thank everybody for the encouragement or from time to
- 4:04Speaker 1: time I just want to say thank you too. But
- 4:06Speaker 1: I'm a lot of times I'm trying to get myself
- 4:09Speaker 1: through some things. So here's a good one today. Okay,
- 4:11Speaker 1: you're ready. Everybody and anybody can pray. See. That's the
- 4:16Speaker 1: thing about prayer. Everybody and anybody can pray. See and
- 4:23Speaker 1: and and and let me say this to what you
- 4:25Speaker 1: got to lose by praying what you you ain't gotta
- 4:28Speaker 1: make no spectacle of it. It. Don't say you have
- 4:31Speaker 1: to go to the center of the courthouse, get on
- 4:34Speaker 1: your knees on the other side of the metal detective
- 4:38Speaker 1: and cry out that ain't how God work. You ain't
- 4:41Speaker 1: got to show out for God God to do all
- 4:44Speaker 1: the showing out you are you. All you got to
- 4:46Speaker 1: do is do you lead a showing out part to God.
- 4:49Speaker 1: He's gonna clown for you, please, No, he gonna show
- 4:52Speaker 1: you off to everybody who needs to see it, and
- 4:54Speaker 1: especially your enemies, so you lead a showing out part
- 4:58Speaker 1: to him. You can pray, I mean everybody and anybody
- 5:01Speaker 1: can pray. Prayer is for everybody and anybody. Everybody and anybody.
- 5:06Speaker 1: I don't need prayer or if you're not applying it,
- 5:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, man, you're missing out on something here,
- 5:13Speaker 1: because you're missing out on something. First of all, you
- 5:16Speaker 1: don't have to check with nobody to pray. You ain't
- 5:19Speaker 1: got to clear it with nobody to pray. You don't
- 5:23Speaker 1: need permission from anybody to pray. You ain't even got
- 5:29Speaker 1: to tell nobody if you don't want to that you've
- 5:32Speaker 1: been praying about something. Now, like a cat like me
- 5:36Speaker 1: that has seen prayer work over and over and over,
- 5:39Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem saying out loud that I'm
- 5:42Speaker 1: praying about something that I prayed for this and it
- 5:44Speaker 1: came true. That I'm praying to God get me through
- 5:47Speaker 1: something that I don't really have a problem saying that
- 5:50Speaker 1: because it didn't work for me so many times and
- 5:54Speaker 1: it has never ever failed me yet. Prayer has never
- 5:59Speaker 1: not worked for me. Now, you gotta understand something. Sometimes
- 6:03Speaker 1: the answer to your prayer is no. But see, I
- 6:06Speaker 1: got that too, though. See, I understand that part of it,
- 6:11Speaker 1: that sometimes the answer to the prayer is no, I
- 6:15Speaker 1: got that, you know. Come on, Steve, Sometimes the answer
- 6:20Speaker 1: is no, and I've learned to accept that. But at
- 6:22Speaker 1: least now that I know that the answer is no,
- 6:25Speaker 1: I can move on to the next step, or move
- 6:27Speaker 1: on to the way he got for me. See, sometimes
- 6:30Speaker 1: I pray for stuff I won't and then sometimes the
- 6:32Speaker 1: answer to what I want is know. Then I said, okay, well, God,
- 6:35Speaker 1: what you got from me, What he got from me
- 6:37Speaker 1: way better than the thing I was about to pray
- 6:39Speaker 1: for or the thing I was praying for. And I
- 6:41Speaker 1: gotta know too. But you gotta do it a little
- 6:44Speaker 1: bit to understand that part. But let's just talk about
- 6:46Speaker 1: the basic benefits of prayer, because he prayers beneficial. Y'all
- 6:51Speaker 1: listen to me. Now you're listening to a cat. I'm
- 6:54Speaker 1: telling you what I know. I ain't guessing about this one. Here,
- 6:58Speaker 1: this is what I know. Prayer is for everybody, and
- 7:02Speaker 1: anybody can pray. But here are the benefits for me
- 7:07Speaker 1: in my life that prayer has helped me. And this
- 7:09Speaker 1: is not in the order of significance or importance. These
- 7:12Speaker 1: are just some of the elements that occur when I pray.
- 7:16Speaker 1: First of all, purpose, I find purpose in prayer. You know,
- 7:21Speaker 1: like if I'm trying to figure out the mission and
- 7:25Speaker 1: the how come, the what for? The why I did it,
- 7:29Speaker 1: the how to? That that's purpose. I get purpose when
- 7:33Speaker 1: I pray. I ask God, what's the purpose? What am
- 7:36Speaker 1: I doing it for? What? What? What does it matter?
- 7:39Speaker 1: He gives me that in prayer. Sometimes I get direction.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Direction is a beautiful thing. I get, Okay, which way?
- 7:46Speaker 1: Which way? Lord? I'm I'm tossed up. I got a
- 7:49Speaker 1: decision to make and I ain't really show what to do.
- 7:52Speaker 1: What should I do? Show me which way to go? Direction?
- 7:56Speaker 1: How many times have you needed some direction? Well that's
- 7:59Speaker 1: what prayer us. Let's talk about him again. Now. Purpose direction,
- 8:03Speaker 1: here's another good thing. It provides clarity, Lord, a mercy man.
- 8:08Speaker 1: How many times has he cleared it from me, showed
- 8:11Speaker 1: it to me, Remove some people out the way, put
- 8:14Speaker 1: some people over here, exposed something to me that I
- 8:17Speaker 1: really needed to know. See, prayer work on so many levels.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Purpose direction clarity now, oh I see now, oh oh.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Sometimes it's exposing an enemy, showing you, uh, somebody who's
- 8:33Speaker 1: betraying you? Sometimes is showing you somebody's just hanging on
- 8:37Speaker 1: for all the wrong weak Just clarity, man, I thank
- 8:40Speaker 1: him for clarity through prayer. Here's another one. Calmness. It
- 8:46Speaker 1: just calms me down, man, It just makes me. It
- 8:49Speaker 1: just makes me feel easier to know that I ain't
- 8:53Speaker 1: out here dealing with it by myself, that I got
- 8:55Speaker 1: a power that out and tapped in that's greater than
- 8:58Speaker 1: all powers. The the most, the most electrifying, stimulating, sensational
- 9:04Speaker 1: power available to mankind is your connection with your creator,
- 9:09Speaker 1: with God. There's nothing greater for you, man, that nothing.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I don't care what you Nobody tell you. There's nothing
- 9:15Speaker 1: greater you can do for yourself. Then get in touch
- 9:17Speaker 1: with who made you and find out what your purpose is,
- 9:21Speaker 1: get yourself some direction about who you are, get yourself
- 9:24Speaker 1: some clarity about what you ought to be doing, and
- 9:26Speaker 1: then calm down, man, so everything don't upset you. You know,
- 9:30Speaker 1: sometimes many people want to man, I don't know how
- 9:32Speaker 1: you deal with all that because I didn't prayed, man,
- 9:35Speaker 1: and I didn't got me some calmness working in my
- 9:37Speaker 1: life to where all these waters that's raging around me
- 9:40Speaker 1: and these storms and everything, it ain't tossing my boat
- 9:43Speaker 1: upside down, or I'll be up in it sometimes, but
- 9:46Speaker 1: I'm not turning over and drowning and all this. Hell.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I got a calmness, man, knowing that God is working
- 9:52Speaker 1: on my behalf, that he's getting it done for me.
- 9:56Speaker 1: And no matter how wrong it looked for me, right now,
- 9:59Speaker 1: I know God, God me calmness. It's really cool to
- 10:03Speaker 1: have calmness. Man. Here's something else that gilts to me
- 10:06Speaker 1: to understanding and wisdom. It just makes me go, okay,
- 10:10Speaker 1: I got that. I see Oh you know what man,
- 10:13Speaker 1: I was tripping on that. Okay, I see you know
- 10:16Speaker 1: what that's going down because it is and because that happened.
- 10:19Speaker 1: And now look at what that. Oh, I see how
- 10:21Speaker 1: that's working. That's wisdom, that's understanding. And then just one
- 10:26Speaker 1: more thing before we get out of here. Just make
- 10:28Speaker 1: me feel hopeful sometime. A matter of fact, all the time,
- 10:32Speaker 1: it just always got me, got me, got got me
- 10:35Speaker 1: feeled with hope that I know something big about to
- 10:37Speaker 1: pop off, that's something else about to go down. He
- 10:40Speaker 1: just give me hope. Man. That's what prayer does. They
- 10:43Speaker 1: do all them things. So if you ain't praying, I
- 10:45Speaker 1: check into it today really is such a powerful and
- 10:48Speaker 1: beneficial thing to all of us. Anybody and everybody could pray.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Just talk to him, just like just like you're talking
- 10:53Speaker 1: to anybody. Or watch watch, watch how you feel you're
- 10:56Speaker 1: listening to ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, things, animals, aliens, everybody.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I'll talk to one of them. You talked to who
- 11:16Speaker 1: do a lien? You don't have no alien friends? So
- 11:23Speaker 1: go ahead, man here, let me see you get out
- 11:25Speaker 1: of this one right here. So what y'all talking about?
- 11:29Speaker 1: What y'all talking about? I'm open, I'm open. It's a
- 11:31Speaker 1: good way to start. She'll go ahead to Okay, he's
- 11:35Speaker 1: from Mars, he's my friend, and he's been talking about
- 11:38Speaker 1: how they having mars quakes. You know, we have earthquakes,
- 11:41Speaker 1: they have Mars quakes. So it's not going on this
- 11:43Speaker 1: similarity to what's happening up then what's happening down yet?
- 11:46Speaker 1: I mean, it's how you don't have no friends. I'm
- 11:49Speaker 1: not no, non't worry about that. Where'd you see we
- 11:52Speaker 1: come out of house sometime? Boy? Come on, Steve, how
- 11:58Speaker 1: does he get to the house? You know what, remember
- 12:00Speaker 1: the friend I used to play with when I was
- 12:01Speaker 1: a little Oh, I remember him, Marvin, Marvin the marsh
- 12:09Speaker 1: he exists make me so angry. I love the Disney
- 12:18Speaker 1: car Jake him. He got friends? Is anybody inside I am?
- 12:26Speaker 1: Are you? Is that a question? Carlos seriously looking around
- 12:30Speaker 1: the room like he's got Martian friends, And yeah, when
- 12:35Speaker 1: they show up, when they show up, you're gonna meet me. See,
- 12:38Speaker 1: you're gonna need me because you ain't had nobody to
- 12:40Speaker 1: know how to talk to him. That's your problem. You
- 12:42Speaker 1: need you need to get You need somebody like me
- 12:44Speaker 1: in your life. Friends. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, they show
- 13:01Speaker 1: out nothing but a helmet with some sneakers helmet and
- 13:12Speaker 1: so now that explains it. Okay, surely that's gonna to
- 13:19Speaker 1: be my friend. I'm done with her. You got the
- 13:28Speaker 1: shout at marshes SPI. How do they look? Stick? Just
- 13:35Speaker 1: to help me with there's some converse sneaker sticking up
- 13:38Speaker 1: and set eye was crazy because I got on right now,
- 13:49Speaker 1: he don't want to laugh. That's how he looked in
- 13:51Speaker 1: his football uniform. Okay, when he was little, Tommy got
- 13:56Speaker 1: a football uniform and that's how he looked like mar
- 14:00Speaker 1: Just But who's taller, you think, though? Guy? But he
- 14:12Speaker 1: got quiet you here alright, coming up at thirty two
- 14:26Speaker 1: after the hour, something funny, Junior. I didn't say here,
- 14:32Speaker 1: I never because I'm new, Junior. Streeth be tall. That's
- 14:36Speaker 1: coming up. And then we're gonna ask a question. Who
- 14:39Speaker 1: needs a sneaker? Who needs a snicker? You're listening to
- 14:43Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for something funny, Junior. You're ready, Yeah,
- 14:48Speaker 1: I'm ready. But first, let me thank everybody that was
- 14:50Speaker 1: in Richmond this weekend and came and hung out with
- 14:52Speaker 1: your favorite play cousin. Thank you' all so much for
- 14:55Speaker 1: showing up. But then the night, though I'm away at
- 14:59Speaker 1: the Jayson to Night, I'm doing the world famous jast tonight,
- 15:06Speaker 1: the world famous reopened James to Night, the world famous
- 15:12Speaker 1: with this our third time. We're not closing, not the
- 15:16Speaker 1: third time. I'm doing the world favors. I promise we're
- 15:20Speaker 1: gonna be here tonight. Man, my friend j at the
- 15:25Speaker 1: Brown and even I'm coming through. Boy, I'm coming too,
- 15:28Speaker 1: to Taco to Los Angeles, California. Thank you so much. Man. Man,
- 15:33Speaker 1: I'm excited, Jay, But let me get to this though,
- 15:35Speaker 1: um Holidays is coming, it is coming, and so you
- 15:40Speaker 1: got people that's coming with somebody you've never met. What
- 15:44Speaker 1: you've heard about Now, I got a cousin, got this
- 15:49Speaker 1: girl who's giving them all these problems, and I just
- 15:52Speaker 1: thought about it should be told. The crazy they are,
- 15:56Speaker 1: the more ways you try to defend them to your family.
- 16:00Speaker 1: I ain't never met the girl was about to meet
- 16:02Speaker 1: the old Thanksgiving like stuff like this, like, okay, I
- 16:06Speaker 1: heard dog that she tried to smother you with the pillar.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Yeah don't. We started off playing and forever. Then it
- 16:11Speaker 1: got serious. But then you ain't ever been. You ain't
- 16:13Speaker 1: never been smothering before. You ain't never been SMIng play
- 16:21Speaker 1: with and trying to smother you all this one or
- 16:26Speaker 1: this one dog dog, I heard she raised about the
- 16:30Speaker 1: back seat of your car you try to leave. Yeah,
- 16:31Speaker 1: she raised about the back seat. She was concerned by
- 16:34Speaker 1: where I was going there ever, had nobody that was
- 16:37Speaker 1: concerned by where you be? I mean, dog love, let
- 16:40Speaker 1: her love me do. The crazier they are, the more
- 16:46Speaker 1: they try to defend them to us, to meet the
- 16:49Speaker 1: girl like like that wasn't about you. She shot at you, Yeah,
- 16:53Speaker 1: she shot it. She shot at me because she was
- 16:55Speaker 1: concerned I was messing up. Heard that good shot, I
- 17:01Speaker 1: got right back in lane. I mean, ain't nobody else
- 17:04Speaker 1: shot at you before? Right, no, darning, ain't nobody else
- 17:08Speaker 1: shot it up? Get about to shoot you for you
- 17:11Speaker 1: speak on this subjec ain't speaking that you've been shot at.
- 17:19Speaker 1: I just I can't wait to meet her. Just the
- 17:21Speaker 1: crazier they are, the harder they're gonna defend them to
- 17:24Speaker 1: their fa I can't wait to see this girl. All
- 17:26Speaker 1: we would have some fun this thing, and that's true.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Being told I'm just doing that was good. That, yeah,
- 17:39Speaker 1: defending everybody. I mean, I was taking the bath from
- 17:46Speaker 1: the tub. Then she came in and pushed my head
- 17:47Speaker 1: under water. But when she left me under a little
- 17:49Speaker 1: too low, I choked a little bit. But you ain't
- 17:52Speaker 1: never been held under water on your line, No nobody
- 17:57Speaker 1: did that. We don't speak on that. Then I tell
- 18:01Speaker 1: you walk in my shoes. It was just a cut,
- 18:13Speaker 1: stabbed and not can go all the way in all
- 18:17Speaker 1: the way. It's just a good We're just just a surface.
- 18:22Speaker 1: One thirty two stitches. That's it. Yeah, Okay, crazy drowned
- 18:35Speaker 1: me a little bit. That's a little bit. I'm good
- 18:38Speaker 1: with that. They've never been drowned before. That's what I
- 18:44Speaker 1: don't like you can't speak old all right, So thank
- 18:47Speaker 1: you junior. So Jay, you have this bit for Steve.
- 18:50Speaker 1: It's called who needs a Snicker? What is this? It's
- 18:53Speaker 1: a play on the commercial you know when when people
- 18:56Speaker 1: are upset and when they're angry, the thing that really
- 18:59Speaker 1: calms him down. That's what Steve has a list of
- 19:04Speaker 1: people who needed snickers, just to calm them down, to
- 19:10Speaker 1: take them down a notch. Trump showed snickers. I V
- 19:22Speaker 1: not yourself, kno yourself? What you got, Steve? I tell
- 19:28Speaker 1: you who needs a snickle? That mean waitress, the one
- 19:35Speaker 1: at the restaurant that calls you baby dog, hunted garling.
- 19:44Speaker 1: You read it all the sugar baby dollar what you want?
- 19:50Speaker 1: None of my name, none of your name, honey, honey, honey, honey,
- 19:55Speaker 1: come on, hurt honey back. It's other people in here,
- 20:01Speaker 1: you know. Here's somebody else needs a snicker. The nurse
- 20:08Speaker 1: at the hospital to take your blood. But she do
- 20:10Speaker 1: it real rough, pulling on your hand, but she tightening
- 20:20Speaker 1: with her teeth and her head as you're tying on yourself.
- 20:26Speaker 1: What is this, junkie tie man? Now this ain't for
- 20:33Speaker 1: all of them, but that one Cafeterier lady, ain't I'm
- 20:38Speaker 1: a green baby. You're looking at him right there. Yeah,
- 20:41Speaker 1: I didn't ask you for no green baby. I'm just
- 20:43Speaker 1: telling you it ain't nothing. You don't get no extra
- 20:49Speaker 1: cheese on, slice of cheese on the cheese back and
- 20:53Speaker 1: move along the key. Yes, you don't get to scoops
- 20:58Speaker 1: a math pretatoes back. That's why get reported. I'll tell
- 21:11Speaker 1: you who else needs a snicker right quick. The night
- 21:14Speaker 1: watchman that knows your name. But you can't get in
- 21:20Speaker 1: the building because you ain't got your back on it.
- 21:28Speaker 1: You just sad man got your bags and I left
- 21:36Speaker 1: my back, so I can't let you. You just call me,
- 21:44Speaker 1: all right, they give him the snickers. Listen coming up
- 21:49Speaker 1: next enough, you tell me he's run that brank back.
- 21:52Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
- 21:55Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Miss and will be here
- 21:57Speaker 1: with today's national news and head lines. But right now
- 22:01Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew to it. It's time
- 22:05Speaker 1: for the nephew to run that prankback. Come on that
- 22:11Speaker 1: I missed. You didn't miss what you doing this time.
- 22:13Speaker 1: You didn't catch what she tried to do. She tried
- 22:22Speaker 1: she did it in the tall boys. Time you didn't
- 22:25Speaker 1: catch that? No, surely do it again. God coming up next,
- 22:31Speaker 1: tall boys, It is time. It is time for the
- 22:36Speaker 1: nephews run that prank. I love you, me and my
- 22:49Speaker 1: Jesus right here. Hello, I'm trying to reach you, sister.
- 22:58Speaker 1: How you doing. I'm giving you a call all on
- 23:00Speaker 1: Behalf of Baptist Church. You are a member there? Am
- 23:04Speaker 1: I right? Okay? Listen um, I'm calling you. They they
- 23:09Speaker 1: are some of the members have gotten together and had
- 23:11Speaker 1: a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.
- 23:16Speaker 1: It seems that a lot of them are complaining about
- 23:20Speaker 1: Sunday services that go on and wanted for me to
- 23:24Speaker 1: give you a call on their behalf so that we
- 23:27Speaker 1: can see if we can address the problem and talk
- 23:29Speaker 1: to you diligently as possible and try to get the
- 23:32Speaker 1: problem rectified. What's going on? Well, it seems like that
- 23:38Speaker 1: a lot of members are complaining. I'm sorry, and what
- 23:42Speaker 1: is your name? Against? My name is man Uh. I'm
- 23:46Speaker 1: not actually a member of the church. I've just been
- 23:48Speaker 1: the one that they've been asked to give you a
- 23:49Speaker 1: call and try to talk on the members behalf so
- 23:52Speaker 1: maybe we can get this problem rectify that you that
- 23:55Speaker 1: they have. Uh, as far as you are concerned, Okay,
- 23:58Speaker 1: go ahead. I'm just trying to see what this is
- 24:00Speaker 1: in regards to go ahead. Well, it seems like the
- 24:03Speaker 1: members of the church are complaining about that you're doing
- 24:06Speaker 1: too much shouting at church on Sunday, and it seems
- 24:11Speaker 1: to be going on every Sunday. You're running up and
- 24:13Speaker 1: down the aisle and you're shouting all over the place,
- 24:15Speaker 1: and it's me. I've been singled out about my shouting.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Wellever dindly is distracting, man, You're distracting everyone from getting
- 24:25Speaker 1: the word and listening to the word and being involved
- 24:27Speaker 1: in the service. And that's the purpose of the call
- 24:30Speaker 1: is to see if we can get you to tone
- 24:32Speaker 1: it down something. Okay, So the whole church is complaining
- 24:35Speaker 1: about me shouting the way people run up and down
- 24:37Speaker 1: them off every Sunday and almost playing cart wheels and flips,
- 24:42Speaker 1: and they're singling me I complained about me. Well, ma'am,
- 24:45Speaker 1: I don't know how it is that you can see
- 24:47Speaker 1: everybody else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that
- 24:49Speaker 1: they say you're the one that's doing them being singled out. Man.
- 24:54Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that they're saying that you're doing
- 24:56Speaker 1: too much shouting and too much running at this church. Now,
- 24:59Speaker 1: I'm just the message, say what. They can't tell me
- 25:02Speaker 1: how to shout, They don't. They can't tell me what's
- 25:04Speaker 1: going on in my life? What's gonna keep me from
- 25:06Speaker 1: praising God? And they, I mean, they could just they
- 25:09Speaker 1: could go somewhere else with that, But they're not gonna
- 25:11Speaker 1: tell me that I can't praise my God. They don't
- 25:13Speaker 1: know how good God it's been to me. And you
- 25:16Speaker 1: know what, I understand that I agree with you wholeheartedly,
- 25:19Speaker 1: but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they was at
- 25:22Speaker 1: the point last night talking about should we put some
- 25:24Speaker 1: seatbelts on the pews so so you can stay down
- 25:29Speaker 1: seat but high they're gonna tell people they can't shout
- 25:31Speaker 1: in church and praise God. What do we call the
- 25:33Speaker 1: church for? Well, you do come to we need to
- 25:35Speaker 1: be trying to praise God and get their own shout
- 25:37Speaker 1: on and stop looking at me and about what I'm doing.
- 25:40Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to quit running up and down
- 25:42Speaker 1: these aisles and doing what you're I'm sorry, you know,
- 25:45Speaker 1: I'm trying to stay calm. I'm trying my best Who
- 25:49Speaker 1: Jesus es sure that that's not happy? You can't tell
- 25:53Speaker 1: me I gotta stop shouting. Okay, man, but let me
- 25:55Speaker 1: ask you. Are you running now? Aren't you just standing still? Talking?
- 25:58Speaker 1: But I don't have to run right now? Okay, what
- 26:02Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you to do? Like if I
- 26:03Speaker 1: want to run up and down this street right now,
- 26:05Speaker 1: I can run up and down the street and place God.
- 26:07Speaker 1: But they're not gonna tell me to stop chatting at church?
- 26:09Speaker 1: Can we get you to be a little bit more
- 26:11Speaker 1: reserved as what we see? Man? Let me let me
- 26:13Speaker 1: go ahead and go further on what they do spirit moves. Okay, well,
- 26:18Speaker 1: let me move and tell you what they've told me. Now.
- 26:22Speaker 1: If we can't get to the point where you can,
- 26:25Speaker 1: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
- 26:27Speaker 1: ask you to leave. To ask me, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,
- 26:34Speaker 1: you let them ask me. Why don't they want me
- 26:36Speaker 1: to leave the church? I've been at that church for
- 26:39Speaker 1: sixteen years. I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run
- 26:42Speaker 1: up and I'm not gonna on the church even turn
- 26:45Speaker 1: some flip where I am I feel like not not
- 26:48Speaker 1: not not listen, think that that's all. I'm okay, go ahead,
- 26:51Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be there. I'm going to I am
- 26:54Speaker 1: going to be there on Sunday, man, and I have
- 26:57Speaker 1: been the person that's been appointed to make sure that
- 27:00Speaker 1: you're not running up and down these outs and shotting
- 27:02Speaker 1: like this. You're got to keep yourself reserved so people
- 27:04Speaker 1: can hear the word of God. You are standing in
- 27:07Speaker 1: people's word. That's what you're doing. You're in the whale
- 27:09Speaker 1: I want. If they come trying to sit me down,
- 27:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them a word and it ain't gonna
- 27:13Speaker 1: be a God. So put that hands up on me here,
- 27:16Speaker 1: not listen. I'm trying to hear that. Now you get
- 27:18Speaker 1: that I haven't been in that church fifteen years. If
- 27:21Speaker 1: I want to run, damn shout, jump quit. Whatever I
- 27:24Speaker 1: want to do, I'm gonna do it. Ain't nobody gonna
- 27:26Speaker 1: stop me. You're gonna have to stop this. This past
- 27:29Speaker 1: Sunday was your last Sunday doing it. And you're nothing
- 27:32Speaker 1: to do with this done. Like I said, just why,
- 27:35Speaker 1: And I'm telling you could tell the n shoot, the
- 27:37Speaker 1: deacon boyd, the deaconess, the minister's wives or who all
- 27:40Speaker 1: asked you want to tell let him put their hands
- 27:42Speaker 1: on me and see if I don't swing on them,
- 27:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna come run about the spirit and swing on
- 27:46Speaker 1: I'm telling you that now because he said you don't
- 27:48Speaker 1: really push me that I have tried. Let me ask
- 27:51Speaker 1: you this here where you're trying to show that I'm saying,
- 27:55Speaker 1: but you make it you if you're making me revert
- 27:56Speaker 1: back to my own ways and you you really put
- 27:59Speaker 1: me off, that's what you're feena do. Okay, well, let
- 28:01Speaker 1: me ask you this. What is the god at right now?
- 28:04Speaker 1: And you where is the one that say the god
- 28:07Speaker 1: was killing me? When I was trying to be called
- 28:09Speaker 1: you had fired to tell you know me calling me
- 28:11Speaker 1: with this polishness. But now you've made the other side
- 28:13Speaker 1: of me rose up. Well, you wouldn't raise it up,
- 28:15Speaker 1: and you wouldn't raised it up in me too. Guess
- 28:18Speaker 1: what come sounding You're gonna set you in a pew
- 28:20Speaker 1: and you ain't gonna you know yourself in the pew. Okay,
- 28:27Speaker 1: I'll right, I'm be gonna see how I'm sitting at people.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Not a pay first day sign of the morning. I'm
- 28:32Speaker 1: going in the past. Oh yeah, we're gonna Deacon whatever
- 28:36Speaker 1: your name is I'm gonna telling about it. God, how
- 28:40Speaker 1: you need to lose. I would be talking to Pastor
- 28:42Speaker 1: myself and letting him know about this situation. You don't talk,
- 28:46Speaker 1: You don't know we can call pass right, we just passing.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Don't feel you don't talk to Pastor. I talked to
- 28:52Speaker 1: past past I don't man that this church simpting. Yes,
- 28:55Speaker 1: like I said, I'll tell you. Oh Jesus, you you
- 28:59Speaker 1: feel old, not not not not not see just like
- 29:01Speaker 1: this here you see how you're calling on him and
- 29:03Speaker 1: you stand yeah, because I'm talking on here to kick
- 29:06Speaker 1: me from just really going to cuss. You aren't right
- 29:08Speaker 1: there because you've ben't really hitting my nerves. I got
- 29:10Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you, la
- 29:14Speaker 1: real quick, cause you're gonna talk to this operator that's
- 29:16Speaker 1: his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
- 29:20Speaker 1: just got prag by your girl. You're I'm I'm I'm
- 29:29Speaker 1: gonna kids on the Parkay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby,
- 29:38Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. What is the baddest I'm
- 29:41Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Harvey
- 29:45Speaker 1: Morning add me and my Jesus, Yes, yes, Lord me
- 29:51Speaker 1: and my Jesus guess what Me and my play Mama's Boy.
- 29:56Speaker 1: You can catch Me Thursday Louiver, Kentucky, Friday, Milwaukee, West
- 29:59Speaker 1: cont In, Saturday, Mayorville, Indiana, and Sunday Night wraps up
- 30:03Speaker 1: the week. Indianapolis, Indiana is Mama's Boy hit stage play
- 30:07Speaker 1: that everybody's talking about, the floating around the country. All
- 30:11Speaker 1: ticket mass outlets, get your tickets because the nephew coming
- 30:14Speaker 1: to town with a host of friends in Mama's Ball.
- 30:17Speaker 1: When you don't mention nobody but you who you want
- 30:22Speaker 1: me to toast free? Tommy's the star, haven't you? There's
- 30:28Speaker 1: some stars on this nothing bigger than Tommy, all of them.
- 30:37Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. President Trump
- 30:42Speaker 1: maybe trying to repeal and replace the Obamacare, but a
- 30:45Speaker 1: number of Americans may not want them. To check it out.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Obamacare Health insurance Plan and Rollman rates are up sharply
- 30:52Speaker 1: over last year. To remind you, open enrollment began November
- 30:56Speaker 1: one under a Trump administration opposed to Obamacare. We all
- 31:01Speaker 1: know about that. New numbers suggest consumer demand for the
- 31:04Speaker 1: Affordable Care Act known as Obamacare almost doubled. Did you
- 31:09Speaker 1: hear me? I said, almost doubled over last year and
- 31:12Speaker 1: the first days of enrollment. The Centers for Medicare and
- 31:15Speaker 1: Medicaid Services say that during the first four days of
- 31:20Speaker 1: open enrollment, more than six hundred thousand people selected a
- 31:23Speaker 1: plan on healthcare dot gov that's the federal Obamacare exchange.
- 31:28Speaker 1: And on top of that, more than four hundred and
- 31:30Speaker 1: sixty four thousand customers renewed their coverage and more than
- 31:33Speaker 1: a hundred and thirty seven thousand new consumers um selected
- 31:38Speaker 1: a plan on healthcare. And this is after he comes out.
- 31:41Speaker 1: President Trump comes out and says that he's going to
- 31:44Speaker 1: kill the funding. Yeah, he did. Part of the funding
- 31:48Speaker 1: kill was also kill advertising that the enrollment was up
- 31:52Speaker 1: in due Yeah, right to let the people and places
- 31:56Speaker 1: to sign up. Steve, he cut back on that too.
- 31:59Speaker 1: And of all of that, and roaming is up. People
- 32:03Speaker 1: need health they wanted, yeah want. People that didn't vote
- 32:07Speaker 1: for him needed exactly. We had to go ahead and
- 32:12Speaker 1: get it because we just it's just we needed it
- 32:15Speaker 1: bad and it's just And then they'll say stuff like,
- 32:19Speaker 1: I like affordable healthcare, I just don't let that Obamacare.
- 32:24Speaker 1: It's the same day. Can you change the name of it?
- 32:31Speaker 1: You know we got it. I'm gonna tell you, like
- 32:33Speaker 1: he's got it, why we went on got it? Why
- 32:39Speaker 1: because them colde jobs ain't coming back back. I'm saying, damn,
- 32:45Speaker 1: I don't voted for you, and you told me them
- 32:47Speaker 1: colde jobs is coming back. And I haven't had my
- 32:49Speaker 1: helmet sitting by the doe. I got a new back
- 32:52Speaker 1: from for the A lot on it and everything strap
- 32:57Speaker 1: it on since she got in office. Now I'm waiting
- 33:00Speaker 1: on that code job. But in tune in, I had
- 33:02Speaker 1: it gone down and get me a little something. Yeah,
- 33:04Speaker 1: I'm what I signed up. I'm with you. I know it.
- 33:07Speaker 1: But I don't call it Obama care. I just call
- 33:09Speaker 1: it care. I dropped the Obama Party. I don't really
- 33:13Speaker 1: call it. Come on, now, let's face your cousin. The
- 33:18Speaker 1: only reason you're doing that because he's colored. Because he's
- 33:22Speaker 1: I don't like to say neat. You can't say colored.
- 33:28Speaker 1: That's it, that's not not even black black. I don't
- 33:36Speaker 1: like to say it in the house, and that way
- 33:39Speaker 1: I can say black has never been in my house
- 33:41Speaker 1: if I don't say it. But I'll tell you what.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Hold on, now, hold on, let's talk yourself. Come on, bro,
- 33:49Speaker 1: thing on the thing. I'm just really just starting to
- 33:52Speaker 1: come around. Two is what's that? And look, we ain't
- 33:56Speaker 1: in your house, cousin, so I can say this ain't
- 34:01Speaker 1: ever since January. All right, I'm just gonna say this,
- 34:07Speaker 1: put it out. Kind of miss that guy Obama. Now
- 34:15Speaker 1: you know you ain't gonna be able to say that
- 34:16Speaker 1: around our people. You know about that. I'm just talking
- 34:20Speaker 1: to y'all. They careful who you speak that around. Well,
- 34:23Speaker 1: I'm just telling you I'll miss him because he's a
- 34:24Speaker 1: cool guy. Like the way he trotted up the steps
- 34:27Speaker 1: and everything like all babies. I've seen him hugging white kids,
- 34:32Speaker 1: Black kids, Mexican children, little Indian boys and girls. He
- 34:38Speaker 1: just made us all feel like we were something. But
- 34:42Speaker 1: he didn't both go I did. I voted for him
- 34:46Speaker 1: when they closed curtain. I just ain't tell y'all I
- 34:53Speaker 1: knew what was going that run there. We got this.
- 35:01Speaker 1: We gotta bring good morning everybody. This is answered with
- 35:08Speaker 1: the news, okay. In Iran, the death toll continues to
- 35:11Speaker 1: rise following the seven point to magnitude earthquake that took
- 35:15Speaker 1: took place near Iran's border with Iraq yesterday. Officials say
- 35:18Speaker 1: at least four hundred people have been killed. Some seventy
- 35:21Speaker 1: three hundred others have been injured in there in need
- 35:23Speaker 1: of shelter. Meanwhile, rescue workers are combing the ruffle looking
- 35:26Speaker 1: for more survivors. In Alabama, a fifth woman is stepping
- 35:30Speaker 1: forward to accuse GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore of sexual
- 35:32Speaker 1: misconduct with miners. Beverly Young Nelson says the right wing
- 35:36Speaker 1: Republican was a regular at the restaurant where she worked
- 35:39Speaker 1: when she was sixteen, and that he molested her in
- 35:42Speaker 1: his car at the time. At the time, Miss Nelson
- 35:44Speaker 1: says roy Ware was an assistant district attorney, so she
- 35:47Speaker 1: was afraid to come forward. I did not tell anyone
- 35:49Speaker 1: about what had happened. I was scared about that if
- 35:53Speaker 1: I told anyone that Mr Moore would do something to
- 35:56Speaker 1: me or my family, and I decided to keep happen.
- 36:01Speaker 1: She says she's only coming out now because of other
- 36:03Speaker 1: allegations against more that have been reported. Roy Moore's campaigns
- 36:07Speaker 1: calling the accusations part of a politically motivated witch hunt. However,
- 36:10Speaker 1: GOP Senate leader Mitch McConnell says he's convinced enough to
- 36:13Speaker 1: start thinking about a writing campaign. We're looking at whether
- 36:18Speaker 1: or not there is someone who can mount a right
- 36:20Speaker 1: end campaign successfully. I believe the women yes staying with
- 36:24Speaker 1: Alabama Foreman. A Republican nominee for Federal District Court, Brett Tally,
- 36:27Speaker 1: has received an unanimous rating of not qualified because Tally
- 36:32Speaker 1: has absolutely no trial experience and he never even argued
- 36:35Speaker 1: emotion Tally's also want to fire fulfilling disclose the fact
- 36:38Speaker 1: that his wife works in the White House Counsel's office.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Capitol Hill, discussions are underway over the GOP's proposals for
- 36:44Speaker 1: tax reform. In sports, Yankee star outfield Aaron Judge has
- 36:48Speaker 1: been named Rookie of the Year in the American League.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Judge won that distinction in a unanimous vote by the
- 36:53Speaker 1: Baseball Writers Association. The six ft seven judge led the
- 36:57Speaker 1: league with fifty two home runs in well. The NFL
- 37:06Speaker 1: team owners may not like this, but Colin Kaepernick has
- 37:09Speaker 1: been named g QS Citizen of the Year. Kaeferick's grace
- 37:13Speaker 1: the cover of g Q once before because it was
- 37:14Speaker 1: overwhelming talent, but this time it's because of his overwhelming
- 37:18Speaker 1: commitment to fight for racial justice and against police brutality,
- 37:22Speaker 1: putting Kaepernick, g Q says, right up there with Jackie
- 37:25Speaker 1: Robinson and Muhammad Ali, athletes who risk everything to stand
- 37:29Speaker 1: orneel for what's right. Congratulations Colin Kaepernick. You retan the
- 37:32Speaker 1: butterfly coming up twenty mis after the hour Steve Harvey
- 37:35Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 37:39Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced James introduced the butterfly. Steve, you
- 37:44Speaker 1: had to work on your attitude. I mean, it's watch
- 37:47Speaker 1: your segment. It's nothing well because maybe if you would,
- 37:53Speaker 1: you know, do something about you gentlemen, introducing the butterfly.
- 37:59Speaker 1: J and the I said, do you know? Do you know?
- 38:03Speaker 1: Do you know the butterfly? Who don't know the butterfly?
- 38:06Speaker 1: Because I know the butter I love the butterfly. Alright,
- 38:12Speaker 1: the butterfly, I really know the let thank you coming
- 38:18Speaker 1: out here. I am coming out. Good money everyone, good money,
- 38:23Speaker 1: good good morning. See Stephen, I'm trying to come out.
- 38:27Speaker 1: He wonna let me out. Good money, Stephen time, j
- 38:32Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, good morning everyone. I'm letting you know I
- 38:36Speaker 1: have a new invention that I have created. It is
- 38:38Speaker 1: socks um socks kneepads, their socks in their knee they're
- 38:42Speaker 1: all in wine, and I think everybody's gonna like that.
- 38:50Speaker 1: There's socks and kneepads and they're all into nads. Well,
- 38:55Speaker 1: a lot of people are going to you know, when
- 38:56Speaker 1: you get out and you go through things with your
- 38:57Speaker 1: knees and if you have to get on your knees,
- 38:59Speaker 1: it hurt Stephen, it really does. So this is a
- 39:01Speaker 1: type of UM you know UM invention that when you
- 39:04Speaker 1: can take the sock and pull it all the way
- 39:06Speaker 1: up to your knee, it's it's it's a compression at
- 39:08Speaker 1: the top, you know, and and it you know, hold
- 39:11Speaker 1: your knee in place in it. So if you're on
- 39:12Speaker 1: your knees a lot, you know, you have right now
- 39:17Speaker 1: payer with the building in paid. Well, if I'm doing
- 39:21Speaker 1: like if I'm cleaning up and I need to get
- 39:22Speaker 1: on the floor and you know, clean under the couches
- 39:25Speaker 1: and things that nat do, you want to have your
- 39:26Speaker 1: knee pads on. But it's ill built into your socks.
- 39:29Speaker 1: So it's good. So anyway you're they come in pink,
- 39:32Speaker 1: they come in um rosie ray it. I have four
- 39:35Speaker 1: different college let's see other one lime yellow in the
- 39:40Speaker 1: um profello, which is purple and yellow. The gallop profello.
- 39:44Speaker 1: So these are things that you are. These are do
- 39:53Speaker 1: the sock knee pads. Calls again, p dollars No nine
- 40:04Speaker 1: one with tax. Come on, don't mess up my advertisement. Listen,
- 40:11Speaker 1: it is a very very great creation. Hey on ten dollars,
- 40:17Speaker 1: it's ten eight one with tag? Is it? Is it?
- 40:22Speaker 1: Two in the back now it's just one pair? Stop that.
- 40:31Speaker 1: It sucks. Your dollars be too high. You had come
- 40:35Speaker 1: down price dollars for pass songs. Okay, let's stop it.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Steve Harber, you spend way more money than that on
- 40:44Speaker 1: the parents. And I'm too high. Nine it's too high.
- 40:57Speaker 1: The pro fellows you're see Steve Morning Show. It is
- 41:03Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette. J Please set it up. Simple,
- 41:07Speaker 1: put it on a wheel. Spind the wheel, which stop that.
- 41:11Speaker 1: We can do the damn things. You can't break it down.
- 41:13Speaker 1: The simpler than that, which stop that. Come on, all
- 41:21Speaker 1: right here we go, alright, your team really sucks. These
- 41:27Speaker 1: are the categories your team really sucks. Okay, number two,
- 41:35Speaker 1: number two, they're about to cut your lights off when okay, okay, okay,
- 41:41Speaker 1: number three, yeah, number three. My favorite dish is when
- 41:45Speaker 1: you mix oh yeah, okay. Number four, your grandmo. Don't
- 41:51Speaker 1: run nothing in here here okay? Number five, the last one,
- 42:00Speaker 1: Why does your house always not like this? In a
- 42:05Speaker 1: cat like? I'm dish? What stop doing? My favorite dish
- 42:18Speaker 1: is when you make, oh so easy, oh man, you
- 42:21Speaker 1: take you take yourself some old two days old. My
- 42:27Speaker 1: favorite dish is when you mix. When you mix, very
- 42:32Speaker 1: very simple, Steve. You take yourself some old corn bread,
- 42:36Speaker 1: being that sitting around about two or three days you
- 42:38Speaker 1: crumble that up in a pan, just some butter. Put
- 42:42Speaker 1: that in the pan. Oh my god, and pull some
- 42:46Speaker 1: syrup on top of that. Whoa, that is good eating,
- 42:50Speaker 1: right there, sirrup corn bread with butter. Okay, can I
- 43:00Speaker 1: jumping on the back of that. Let's take Let's take
- 43:03Speaker 1: that same corn break and reach up in the top
- 43:06Speaker 1: of that free and grab them greens out and take
- 43:10Speaker 1: them greens and put it in a bowl. Crumble that
- 43:13Speaker 1: corn bread up in the green, warm that up and
- 43:16Speaker 1: tell me what you got. I'll tell you. I'll tell
- 43:23Speaker 1: you what we had to eat in college. We hand
- 43:25Speaker 1: no money and everything. But it was the best meal
- 43:28Speaker 1: I ever. I studied better when I had this ramen
- 43:32Speaker 1: noodles and cut up bacon strip I had but I
- 43:38Speaker 1: got straight as once I ate that it fat like
- 43:43Speaker 1: a fool man, Take a can of spramu into que,
- 43:54Speaker 1: put it in a skillet, salt, put it on top
- 44:00Speaker 1: of a salad, then put fridge all over it so
- 44:05Speaker 1: you can disguise it so you don't see that as
- 44:08Speaker 1: spam French and your ass is having a delicious even.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Let me say something, man, my favorite dishes. When you
- 44:23Speaker 1: hate some old pizza, eat a cold set that on
- 44:28Speaker 1: your plate right there. Don't even heat that up, but
- 44:31Speaker 1: you're going to frieder. Get an old piece of chicken.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Heat that up. Can you get yourselves some beans and rice?
- 44:40Speaker 1: You got chicken, pizza, beans and rice? What wa pizza? Kidding?
- 44:50Speaker 1: Is that good? Or what? No wont get you? Through?
- 45:00Speaker 1: Oscar my winos got the free Put that on ball.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Put that on ball. When they get all balls, Slice
- 45:08Speaker 1: that up real good and make them little little bit
- 45:10Speaker 1: of pieces. Throw them into some piinto beans and get
- 45:14Speaker 1: the cooking net together. Mix that round, mix that round,
- 45:17Speaker 1: best things sends grape jelly, close it out, Take another
- 45:24Speaker 1: care of spray, cut it up into smoke Q, put
- 45:31Speaker 1: it in the skillet and salty. You throw some damn
- 45:35Speaker 1: eggs in there girl, girl dim ball from Chico. Alright,
- 45:50Speaker 1: put me back all right after this, you're listening to
- 45:55Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
- 45:58Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minute after it is
- 46:00Speaker 1: today Strawberry letter. You do not want to miss that,
- 46:03Speaker 1: and you don't want to miss this either. Come on, nephew,
- 46:06Speaker 1: the prank phone call. You've been wearing my clothes boys ship, Uh,
- 46:16Speaker 1: you've been wearing my clothes. You been win them. I'm
- 46:20Speaker 1: not listening to y'all prank. You've been wearing voice. Hello, Hello,
- 46:28Speaker 1: trying to huh, I'm trying to read Wilson. Yeah, this
- 46:31Speaker 1: is will Hey. You you you you're on the cleaner though,
- 46:34Speaker 1: long right, Yeah, that's me. I'm a happy. How long
- 46:38Speaker 1: y'all been over there? How many? How many years y'all
- 46:40Speaker 1: been over there? On? Man, we've been here for two minute?
- 46:44Speaker 1: My fifteen years. Man, I've been a long time. Yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 1: I'm a happy. Uh. Now, you you're the only my
- 46:50Speaker 1: name Donnie Man, I'm sorry my name. You know you've
- 46:55Speaker 1: always been the owner there. Man, I thought the same
- 46:57Speaker 1: was about fifteen years ago. Got all my own quick
- 47:00Speaker 1: and everything. We do everything in the house. And you
- 47:01Speaker 1: ain't got where ab I going nowhere? You got the
- 47:03Speaker 1: clothes off here? I may show we take everything right
- 47:06Speaker 1: here in the house. Man, okay, okay, let's let's listen. Man,
- 47:09Speaker 1: you want to call see I've been, h I've been.
- 47:12Speaker 1: I actually been bringing my clothes to you for about
- 47:14Speaker 1: a year now. My name is Donnie. Oh yeah, I
- 47:19Speaker 1: don't I don't remember. I know I would be coming here.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I know your faith, though I don't know. You probably
- 47:24Speaker 1: to know me when you see me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 47:26Speaker 1: you probably you probably know when. But listen, uhn W.
- 47:30Speaker 1: I had a problem, and I came in. But last
- 47:32Speaker 1: week sometimes I came in, I think the last third
- 47:34Speaker 1: I came in to get my clothes. I dropped off
- 47:37Speaker 1: and uh no, no, I had brought some clothes probably
- 47:40Speaker 1: about three weeks before that. Uh huh. And and when
- 47:44Speaker 1: I got home three you know, like I said, three weeks.
- 47:46Speaker 1: When I got on with that with them clothes, I
- 47:48Speaker 1: realized I was missing a shot. And uh and I
- 47:51Speaker 1: was like, I don't, I don't know where my shirt
- 47:53Speaker 1: that I come fast. So now just last week when
- 47:56Speaker 1: I came back to pick up some clothes, and uh
- 47:58Speaker 1: and it's what you know, I don't want to raise you. No,
- 48:01Speaker 1: no having in your in your stoe with nothing, but
- 48:03Speaker 1: what what I looked and I looked at you. You
- 48:05Speaker 1: was actually putting that took my money and gave gave
- 48:07Speaker 1: him a clothes. But when I when I look closer
- 48:10Speaker 1: at you, I realized you you actually had on my shirt?
- 48:15Speaker 1: What you had it? I had gone on and count
- 48:18Speaker 1: the team, and I went on out to my car
- 48:20Speaker 1: and I said, I'm not gonna wait and calm down.
- 48:22Speaker 1: But you was actually standing there give me my clothes.
- 48:26Speaker 1: But you had on my shirt too. Now, you bro,
- 48:29Speaker 1: you could have got the twenty Yeah you ain't see
- 48:31Speaker 1: me in your shirt? I mean or what what? What?
- 48:33Speaker 1: What have your clothes? You've left your clothes up here
- 48:36Speaker 1: along with the thirty day Okay wait wait wait wait wait,
- 48:38Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on wait wait what what
- 48:40Speaker 1: did you saying if if people leave their stuff long
- 48:42Speaker 1: and thirty day? You started way it? Now? Now hold on,
- 48:46Speaker 1: hold on, I ain't won't nobouy the shirt had mine?
- 48:51Speaker 1: Old on, hold on put on that line about you.
- 48:53Speaker 1: You ain't won't know about the shirt because you listen.
- 48:56Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I mean, I work every day,
- 48:58Speaker 1: I work hard, and I my own I by my
- 49:00Speaker 1: own shirt. I mean, I ain't gotta worry nobody that shirts.
- 49:02Speaker 1: A matter of fact, I was just saying because you
- 49:05Speaker 1: said that that you felt like I had your shirt.
- 49:07Speaker 1: I ain't want nobody shat, but okay, got coming there him.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Come I'm missing is if it's betting here thirty day,
- 49:13Speaker 1: we don't. I mean we were taking nobody clothes. But listen,
- 49:16Speaker 1: I gotta feel he brought his stuff over there too,
- 49:18Speaker 1: and he telled me he has some pairs missing, and
- 49:21Speaker 1: he coming there one thing and swell, he think you
- 49:23Speaker 1: had his playing, So who is it? He lied? Let
- 49:26Speaker 1: let me tell holder. I mean I don't know. I
- 49:28Speaker 1: mean I don't know who you are. Man, I'll fit
- 49:32Speaker 1: out that close. You got my shirt only his pass.
- 49:34Speaker 1: So this is ridiculous man, as you as you creating
- 49:37Speaker 1: your own wardrobe with people stuff. Look, hold lemit tell
- 49:41Speaker 1: you something. Man, I didn't talk you. I don't want
- 49:43Speaker 1: nobody that shairt don't calm me and something integrated. Come,
- 49:46Speaker 1: I don't want somebody else save I don't have to
- 49:47Speaker 1: wine your shirt. I don't clean that you've got man,
- 49:50Speaker 1: that you clean people stuff, but then you wear around
- 49:52Speaker 1: the cleaners. I don't have to wait think and nobody's around,
- 49:56Speaker 1: no cleaners. I got my old you have you You
- 49:58Speaker 1: must not been up here yourself. Do you see uniform
- 50:00Speaker 1: were up here? That's how you know. I ain't say
- 50:02Speaker 1: whilsting on my uniform. Man, I know it's say Wilson
- 50:05Speaker 1: on it. But why you ain't leave me where and
- 50:07Speaker 1: other people stuff? Mr Wilson, Look at man, look at
- 50:11Speaker 1: I'm a Christian bro Listen, I'm trying to do the
- 50:14Speaker 1: right thing. I don't appreciate nobody calling me. And you
- 50:16Speaker 1: can tell you, you can inquire and we can get
- 50:19Speaker 1: this fix, you know, figure it out, but you don't
- 50:22Speaker 1: call here saying that you've seen me waying. I'm gonna
- 50:25Speaker 1: go on there. I'm gonna let the shirt go him.
- 50:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the ship here. What the wrong would
- 50:30Speaker 1: do when I'm now now, mrs will know what I'm
- 50:32Speaker 1: gonna do with you. If I come in there, if
- 50:34Speaker 1: I come in there one more time and see you
- 50:37Speaker 1: quit one of my shirts song, then guess what I'm
- 50:40Speaker 1: gonna tell it off for you. Don't beat you toet
- 50:42Speaker 1: your stough, tell you what you bring your back down here,
- 50:46Speaker 1: Come on down here. It ain't a danging a drumster.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Don't kill you quicken our wheel about coming here trying
- 50:51Speaker 1: to bother me about a shirt when you need to
- 50:54Speaker 1: quick when people stop see why, No, nothing, that's what
- 50:58Speaker 1: you're doing, you know. But then you got on my
- 51:00Speaker 1: shirt and got my boy playing. So I tell you what.
- 51:02Speaker 1: Let me tell you something before I open this clean us.
- 51:05Speaker 1: I'm from the Penitecition. And when you talk, when you
- 51:08Speaker 1: call somebody a line, you better ready to back it up.
- 51:11Speaker 1: I'm looking there. This ain't well you look you keep
- 51:14Speaker 1: wearing everybody close in there. Let me tell you something.
- 51:16Speaker 1: I'm telling you what, golum, I'm telling the truth. If
- 51:19Speaker 1: you come up here with them, you need to call
- 51:22Speaker 1: your mama. Let no, it's gonna be from snop slinging
- 51:24Speaker 1: the flowers right because just like that shirt you say
- 51:26Speaker 1: you're missing, you're gonna be missing to you call up here,
- 51:29Speaker 1: brother me about the dirt you're don't get your bird.
- 51:31Speaker 1: If I keep finding out you wearing people stop looking
- 51:33Speaker 1: at what else? Don't don't get your bood beat up
- 51:36Speaker 1: you hear me, I'll tell you what. You need to
- 51:38Speaker 1: get off my phone for this baby. Just tell me
- 51:41Speaker 1: about I'm wearing his shirt. You know I was wearing
- 51:44Speaker 1: my shirts and you're wearing my friends playing man you
- 51:47Speaker 1: look bro, Look Dinny mc clucker. I don't done it.
- 51:49Speaker 1: Whoever you I don't know who Donny you are. But
- 51:51Speaker 1: don't call here no more. Man, I don't even want
- 51:53Speaker 1: your business. Man. You don't have to. Don't bring your shirt.
- 51:57Speaker 1: A matter of fact, watch your lie. I'm gonna look
- 51:59Speaker 1: your smell up in a day. The money you're open,
- 52:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a tactics. I don't need your money either, man,
- 52:03Speaker 1: I don't need to. I got one more thing to
- 52:05Speaker 1: say to you. Was you listening to me? What you
- 52:07Speaker 1: ain't gotta thing to say to me? I do have
- 52:09Speaker 1: somebody need to say to you your thieving show? When
- 52:13Speaker 1: I do have somebody need to say to you lifting?
- 52:17Speaker 1: What this? And Mifhew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show,
- 52:22Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your body who Mr Wills.
- 52:30Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Your boy got me to plank phone? Call you? What say? Bro?
- 52:44Speaker 1: You can't you can't tell nobody do like that? Man?
- 52:49Speaker 1: Why y'all's the food man? Tell me this? What is
- 52:53Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. You already know
- 52:57Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning is your baby stupid being stupid,
- 53:05Speaker 1: reason why you're the king of pranks. Hey man, I
- 53:10Speaker 1: just got some inside information about to play. What's talk
- 53:13Speaker 1: to him? Oh yeah, I just want to know that.
- 53:15Speaker 1: People want to know why you don't come out there
- 53:17Speaker 1: and sign on a graph take pictures. I can tell
- 53:22Speaker 1: you as you can answer that though Jr. That how
- 53:28Speaker 1: come tell me he doesn't come out after the show
- 53:30Speaker 1: and signed pictures like everyone else? Term came walk through crowd.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Term I got trampled last time. I'm gonna start find
- 53:47Speaker 1: keep on to shoot up. He got trampled the last
- 53:54Speaker 1: time he walked out there. You told you that man
- 53:58Speaker 1: who told you that? I'm I just had to show
- 54:00Speaker 1: in Richmond. You just left here. People just like why
- 54:02Speaker 1: Timmy didn't come out out of the play and take
- 54:04Speaker 1: pitt But we want to take ps with Tommy. Now
- 54:07Speaker 1: we know why you got trampled if you had one
- 54:10Speaker 1: out Now you gotta stand there next time to take
- 54:18Speaker 1: your picture. Now, all in here, all in the shot
- 54:21Speaker 1: is just Tommy here, y'all, Mama's boy. It's coming Thursday night, Littleville, Kentucky, Friday, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Saturday,
- 54:32Speaker 1: Mayorville in the Anna, and Sunday Indianapolis, Indiana. That's me,
- 54:36Speaker 1: Robin Givons, that's Jack Harry, that's Shirley Murdoch. Oh my god,
- 54:39Speaker 1: Johnny gil Rock in the house. Y'all come check us
- 54:42Speaker 1: out all ticket Master outlets. We're coming to your city. Yeah,
- 54:45Speaker 1: right now. Whenever you do that conversation, you're talking, you're
- 54:55Speaker 1: talking shot at all. Now, which one is this one?
- 54:57Speaker 1: I don't know? Well, when you're getting our tickets, yeah, Shawty.
- 55:05Speaker 1: Coming up next today Strawberry Letter. You're listening to the
- 55:11Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Strawberry Letter is up next,
- 55:15Speaker 1: and it's a good one, you know that. But first,
- 55:17Speaker 1: Starbucks Guys has added two new seasonal beverages to their menu.
- 55:22Speaker 1: You already enjoy chestnut praline latte. It just sounds good, huh,
- 55:27Speaker 1: peppermint mocha and eggnog latte. Well, get ready for the
- 55:31Speaker 1: new drinks. They are here now, the toasted white chocolate
- 55:35Speaker 1: mocha and the chestnut praline Chai latte. This is what
- 55:39Speaker 1: I like. The chi t late Oh that's good that
- 55:42Speaker 1: I can't wait to taste that. And they can be
- 55:45Speaker 1: ordered both hot and cold. Uh So, Steve, here's a
- 55:49Speaker 1: question for you. Do holiday beverages get you into the
- 55:53Speaker 1: holiday mood? I know you like egg not because that's
- 55:57Speaker 1: your favorite. I don't drink eggnog like I use too. Oh,
- 56:02Speaker 1: because I just don't. Don't cream and the milk. And yeah,
- 56:06Speaker 1: I still drink it, but not like I used to.
- 56:08Speaker 1: I used to could wait, I divide a quarter a day? Wow,
- 56:14Speaker 1: you know I used to. I wish I could drink it.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. Do you like it
- 56:18Speaker 1: homemade because a lot of people make it? I don't
- 56:20Speaker 1: like it homemade. Never can't make egg now? I like
- 56:23Speaker 1: it in the Corton. The best one is old English.
- 56:28Speaker 1: If you can find old English eggno in the silver Corton.
- 56:32Speaker 1: After that, there's what's the one in the black cart Comfort?
- 56:38Speaker 1: I think they have one, Southern so Comfort. That's it
- 56:41Speaker 1: in the black Corton, Southern Comfort. I do not like
- 56:46Speaker 1: flavored eggnos. I just won't egg now. Don't give me
- 56:49Speaker 1: your peppermint version or your pumpkin version. Won't that I
- 56:58Speaker 1: don't nobody won't that should be in nothing shouldn't be
- 57:05Speaker 1: in the pumplin couldn't even shouldn't be in the pumpkin now.
- 57:07Speaker 1: I do like pumpkin cake. No, I do like I
- 57:11Speaker 1: had nothing with pumpkin. Mad at pumpkin, y'all y'are mad
- 57:14Speaker 1: at pumpkin. I dated a pumpkin one time that didn't
- 57:17Speaker 1: work out. But you know what a new fall flavor
- 57:25Speaker 1: is now, because I think people are being pumpkin out
- 57:28Speaker 1: is maple. They're trying to maple. Have you been seeing
- 57:31Speaker 1: that lately? Maples a new flavoring there they're trying to
- 57:34Speaker 1: spring on, like maple bacon, male baby. Yeah, I think
- 57:37Speaker 1: maple something to drink. But you know, here's the thing
- 57:41Speaker 1: about stomach. If they're gonna do pumpkin, when they're gonna
- 57:43Speaker 1: do sweeper tatum so German chocolate, I won't stop poundcakes
- 57:53Speaker 1: something you can do it. But now I'm putting a lot.
- 58:00Speaker 1: Get on your step, your game up, slimmon, marine teeth,
- 58:03Speaker 1: that's what I want. That's good timid tea or something
- 58:13Speaker 1: seven up. Yeah, they can do it. So what's your
- 58:20Speaker 1: favorite holiday drink? Though? What do you like? Because me
- 58:23Speaker 1: and you said you're not on the egg like egg.
- 58:26Speaker 1: My favorite holiday drink hot cocoa. Yeah, something me coffee
- 58:34Speaker 1: with h what's that drink with the elephant on it?
- 58:38Speaker 1: Uh is? Mama, you're drinking alcohol? You really go up
- 58:50Speaker 1: beyond your mama. You know I'm not gonna let you
- 58:58Speaker 1: drink a fifth for jo You're just never knocked you out, Mama, Jay,
- 59:07Speaker 1: I thought of you. I was in Miami and they
- 59:09Speaker 1: raised these bridges up because this ship was coming through,
- 59:12Speaker 1: and I'm just sitting there like, where's the ship? Where's
- 59:15Speaker 1: the ship? And then all I heard was you in
- 59:18Speaker 1: the back of my head, probably through my job up.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Hold on tight, we got it fun you here. It
- 59:30Speaker 1: is the Strawberry letter. Here we go subject stressed wife. Okay,
- 59:41Speaker 1: stressed wife and I both workaholics. He is a good
- 59:45Speaker 1: provider and I've always served him because I believe my
- 59:48Speaker 1: man should never have a reason to have his needs
- 59:51Speaker 1: met any place outside of me. Sound good? Well. The
- 59:55Speaker 1: past two years have been challenging due to my layoff
- 59:58Speaker 1: from a nonprofit community art job and my husband having
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: surgery on his wrist and most recently, a hernia operation.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: My frustration with my husband is that he said if
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: I ever got that, he would leave me. I never
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: imagined he would get to be three hundred pounds at
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: five five. I am one twelve hundred and twelve pounds
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: at five four. He pays for a gym membership, he
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: never uses and hardly attends any functions with me, often
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: complains about everything, and makes time for bowling and friends weekly.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Just wondering how much is too much when the weight
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: is on him helped me to get past the weight.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: I cannot deal with it alright, dear stressed wife, you
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: know what, I know, you know what that we had
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: a letter like this not too too long ago about
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: a woman being frustrated because her husband had gained a
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: lot of weight, you know, and men being such visual creatures,
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: like for their women to look right, their women to
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: look tight, but it's okay for them to gain a
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: few pounds, you know. Don't say anything. But your situation, ma'am.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: I have to tell you is a little different because
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: there's some medical issues involved with this situation. Uh. The
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: other man just blew up. I don't recall him having
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: any medical conditions or anything. He just you know, over
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: eight and didn't exercise and got fat. Um. Yours is
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: a little more serious. Your man has had risk surgery,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: he has had a hernia operation, so you know, maybe
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: he's having some complications after the fact. You never know.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: You gotta ask him. Um, I do know. I will
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: say this at three hundred pounds in five five as
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: a whole lot of weight. Okay, that's like boom shrunk. Yeah,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: still the three hundred and something pounds, but but half
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: half his his height. So um, you know, just like
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: you wrote to us, you're frustrated. You gotta talk to
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: your man and see what's going on. I mean, he
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: put those stipulations on you that if you get fat,
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: you know he's gonna leave you. You know, you got
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: to talk to him. Uh. This is a double standard here, definitely,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: But he still may have some medical issues. I say,
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: send him down, talk to him, you know, treat him
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: like you would want to be treated in this sense,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: since you don't want him to leave you. And that
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: was hurtful of him to say to you. You know,
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: you guys, get together, make a workout schedule, go for walks,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: start cooking. You know, you like to serve your man,
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: cook him differently, Uh, different meals. I would say, there's
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: not not on that not out to dope. He could
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: get out the door. But anyway, I mean, you guys
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: got to work together. When you take those valves, it's
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: for better for worse. So you know, don't leave this,
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: just work on it. It is worse right now, but
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: can handle it right. Yeah, nothing like that. How did
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: I know that, Steve? He'll come to truth, Gregor. You're
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, come on with
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: part two of your response to today's strawberry letter. All right,
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: well it won't. Well, here's the letter. I'm gonna read it.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Stressed wife. We are both workaholics. He's a good provider,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: and I've always served him because I believe my man
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: should never have any reason to have his needs met
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: any other place outside of me. Well, past two years
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: have been challenging due to my layoff from a nonprofit
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: community arch job and my husband having surgery on his
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: wrist and most recently a hernee operation. My frustration with
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: my husband is that he said if I ever got fat,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: he would leave me. Now. I never imagined that he
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: would get to be three hundred pounds at five five.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: I am a hundred and twelve pounds at five four.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: He paid for a gym membership he never uses and
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: hardly attends. Any functions with me, often complains about everything
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: and makes time for bowling and friends weekly, just wondering
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: how much is too much when the weight is on him,
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: help me to get past the weight. I can't deal
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: with it. Well, you roll into the right person because
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I specialized in sensitive issues like this. See you struggling,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: because see fat boy when you first met him. Gonna
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: lay it down to you that if you ever get fat,
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: he leaving you where Who fat? Now? I can say
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: fat because you are five four. You weigh a hundred
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: and twelve pounds. Your man ain't but five five, which
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: means when you put heels on you actually talk it
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: in little bitty, but a little bitty ain't little bitty,
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: no moisy, little bitty then became a little bigger. Now
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: a little bigger is five hundred pounds. Fat boy didn't
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: got Jakie with it fake board and gained all the week.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Shelly gave this crazy response whatever that maybe it's a
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: medical issue because he has sagery on his wrist and
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: most recently a hearney operation. I didn't have both of them.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. I don't had a
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: knee operation, a stomach operation, and I haven't broke my arm.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: When you break a wrist, it cuts back on eating.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: How do you hold a funk with a cast on, y'all?
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: If you haven't broke your wrist? What is he doing
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: to eat the food? Now? He's just just putting the
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: bone up to his mouth. She is wasting no time?
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Is he cooking in the bathtub and landing in it?
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: White fat boy doing? Fat boy smoking weed right now.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Can't handle the pressure. Now he got the munches now,
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: fat boy five five, three hundred pounds. Now he ain't
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: even your man no more. He's sitting over there looking
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: like a look car. He over there looking like that
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: new little fresh call La car. He'd come up all
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: of a sudden. He just swollen up like a tick.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: He didn't drek someone blood. He's a little fat tick
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: at the house. Now, your man over there looks like
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: a flow model TV. He don't want to go out
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: and public nowhere, because hell, don't nobody know what he
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: is sitting over there looking like a plasma to its plasma.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: That's why your man don't want to go nowhere. He
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: looked like one of them speakers at a concert you
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: go to when maze is playing or something. Now that
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: bitch speaker with the base coming out of there, that's
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: your man. Now you're sitting over there, Your man look
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: like a garbage can. That's why your man don't want
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: to go nowhere called fat boy sitting over there looking
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: like a fifty five gallant drama crisc He go out
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: to a place. People be leaning on him because they
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: thought he was a trash came. Now he mad because
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: something tall dude like me six to laying. I got
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: my elbow in this little five ft five inch head.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Fat boy go on the barbershop and somebody try to
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: sit on him because they thought he was a chill
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: Tell you, fat boy got some issue that looks like
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: a little tug boat. When he jump in the pool
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: and go swimming, people think here tug boat. They're trying
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: to put a rope on him and make him save him.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I'm telling you you ought to leave fat boys. What
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: you want to do? Well, okay, listen you can't, but
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: you ain't got sleep with him no more. Listen to him.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: Stop sleeping with him, cutting my marriage. You can't deal
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: with it. Let him go outside. Let's see you said
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: before you didn't want your man having to go outside
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: to meet any of his needs. That's why he served
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: him well. Now guess what quick serving it? Quick sleeping
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: with your man? Now, guess what he tain't on the whales,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: because don't Nobody wants a little fat rascal who's gonna
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: have little friend? When the last time you've seen a
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: five ft five, three hundred pound player, Come on now
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: if you want it to it? How you down there?
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: Five five? And what a long time you heard him breathing? Easy? Easy? Nowhere.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: I ain't got no Steve. We gotta go email us
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: or Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: my girl Shirley and please don't forget this Thursday Facebook
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Live with the Strawberry Letter after show on Facebook at
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: one thirty pm Eastern Time. Please join me. Okay, Twitching
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: Gears now back in January, you guys, remember b Et
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: scored record ratings with the three night biopic of the
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: New Edition Story. How can you forget it? It was
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: so so good, so good, It was so success. It
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: was really really good. Yeah it was. It's getting a
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: spin off now. Woody McClain, who played Bobby Brown in
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: the New Edition Story, is going so low. The Bobby
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Brown story Bobby Brown will pick up where the new
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: edition story left off, exploring his abrupt exit from the group,
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: his affair with Janet huh, I never knew this, His
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: affair with Janet Jackson, who contract Bobby Brown, whoa his
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: marriage to the one and only, the beautiful Whitney Houston,
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: his battle with drug addiction, and losing his daughter Bobby Christina, Wow,
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: it's amazing how that family has been put into video.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: Did you see the bibby Christina story that was? That was? Yeah,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: that was really good. Steve had on the show, He
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: had on the show. Yeah, go back on the top show.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: The girl the lady who played byby Christina christ said
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: here about a Christian Yeah, that was a booking right there. Okay,
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: all right, too far. Okay, look coming up next after this,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: but we're not go You got your priorities mixed up?
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening to
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, this bit
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: is called you got your priorities priorities mixed up. Sometimes
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: we do things, but we should be doing another thing,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: meaning the thing that you might not be doing should
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: be the thing you should do, meaning you got your
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: priorities mixed up. For instant for instance, how about we
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: bless the food before we take pictures of the damn
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: until the baby for the father, you know, bless your
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: food first. I didn't got mixed up, that's just me
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: so so so. I got a friend named Lena, just
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: brought him a brand new Lexus. He fought it, he
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: fought it, but he stayed at his mama house. Now,
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: is that you gotta missed up? Down? He's gonna lexus
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: in front of your mama house and you ain't got
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: a place to stay. Of course, he goes on this one.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: I don't understand. You just borrowed some money from me,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: But then you're gonna tell me some financial advice? Right?
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: What you need to do? Dog? What your mixed up?
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Who's got thatty is mixed up? I think if you're
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: trying to make a decision on whether you're gonna buy
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: some new clothes or some groceries to buy the clothes,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: something's wrong with you. You got your prities mixed up.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. I don't mean, I don't mean no harm.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: Eat your got you got your ridies mixed up. I'm
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: just trying to figure out because I live in l
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: A and I see this a lot. What is the
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: cut off age of a dude with a beard on
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: a skateboard? That's all I'm asking. See it all the time.
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: How you look like a shepherd but you on a skateboard?
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Makes no sense. Pride is mixed up. Okay, I gotta
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: got your phone, hunt and your transportation is a scooter.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: Come on now, man, either losing weight to get a call.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: It's too much happening right here. It's too way too much.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I'll tell you what time. This is something I can't understand.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: You see it talking to me with all designer clothes on,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: but you got teeth missing? Where we at with you?
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Come on? You everything but down? Don't you see? That's good?
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Your priority is mixed up? Jack and landard about the
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: mouth when they're missing that side to side? See that? Man?
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: You got you at the bus stop. I pull up
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: in a raggedy car. You laughing at my car? Right? Yeah,
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: this is just to laugh. Uh, I got one, I
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: got one? You got. Your pride is mixed up. I'm
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: not saying you're not right, You're just a little off
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: off kilter. You got on a Black Lives Matter T
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: shirt that's all you wear, but all your friends is white.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: A priority. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what. Right here.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Huh you're sitting in the living room playing with your kid. Uh.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: Your can't tell you to shut up, and you do it.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Got your priorities mixed up? Hold the parent in in?
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Yeah right, pit, I got one. You get arrested and
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: your mother shot. You got on the Black Lives Matter
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: T shirt, but you arrested for a drive by. Oh
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: oh whoa that could it's your priorities? Yeah, to the ladies,
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: you gotta design a bag. You paid maybe seven eight
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: hundred dollars, but you ain't got lunch money. Yeah, so
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: that ain't a good way, Jack, get out of here.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: I got work for you. You're the president out of
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: the United States, and you didn't took most of our
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: money and wouldn't play golf with it. And we got
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: plenty of stuff around here need to be taken care of.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: You got your pride, Yeah you do. I said, this
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: is just something that just personal, just to my my
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: family in my house. You you you got a further
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: nine in reading. You ain't passed reading in about six
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: report cards. But you know all the words to Cardi
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: b bo that what did we really doing here? But
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: reading reading red right here? I got your all right,
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: come on close, all right, this is a ripple right here,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: So getting ready to go might not be able to
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: use this one. You in the mall with a female
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: check and you didn't bought some red ball. Yeah, making
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: the money? Yeah, okay, up, okay, coming up at the
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: top of the hour. More comedy. Uh, you're halfway to
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: work when we'll tell you what that's all about right
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: after you're listening to the stew all right, Stephen, the guys, Uh,
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: this is this is a segment Ja wrote called your
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: halfway to Work. When you realize things happened to you,
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: get up, you've been there, have you? Get up, you
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: you got your clothes on, and then you realize you
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: have way to work? You good? Well you Sometimes you've
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: pulled up at work and you realize and wow, you
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: have way to work, and you realize, damn this Saturday,
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: I should be going that way, going that way so
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: so often, man, Yeah I didn't been halfway to work.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: I hadn't been halfway to work. And realize my phone
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: who was on my nice things. I don't call and
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: say I just ain't gonna make up la to go
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: back and get this phone. We happen home. Yeah, you
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: can't leave your phone out. No, you can't leave your phone.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: You are our radio show before I was no on
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: this radio and that phone just out there anywhere. Yeah,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: it's not anywhere. Let me just say this color. If
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: he don't go get that phone, he can't do the
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: next day. Okay, I got it. He got to go
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: get that phone. You have way to work. U turn
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: this thing around. I hadn't left the baby happened? Left
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: the baby your phone? Remember I was sad my mom.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: I was working. I ain't gonna kill because I was
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: halfway to working to realize I'd left the front door wide.
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: People just ding by looking in the house. Here you
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: all dressed up, and you look down right, you got
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: your toe on, your jacket on, you look down. You
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: still got on your pajama pants dressed. What is going
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: on with my life? You have to work? And then
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: realize I didn't brush none of my damn what is
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: this I'm smelllling? Is that? Damn it? It's me, It's me,
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: It's me, Hey, Jemmy, Uh. I would have been halfway
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: to work and then realized when I get to work,
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: I would have to borrow some money my dad wife,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: I don't have to borrow from somebody. Yeah, somebody I
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: got wanted to kill you. This was back in the day.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: I've been on my way to work and forgot that
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: I didn't even go home that night. Oh you didn't
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: check in some people looking for what mean you didn't
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: do I just had to go to work from where
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: I woke. You never made it back home. I love it,
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, you had way to work and you
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: realize I had this on yesterday joke. That's cause the
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: house the night before, and you knew you I haven't told.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: I told my ex wife that I fell asleep at
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: the jaw in the parking lot and Jeff woke up
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: and went on back into the world. I was so tired,
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: I was so tad. I was so tired. Yeah, I've
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: done that'll be halfway to work and realized it's Sunday. Yeah,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: the listening to the joke, Yeah I missed you got one. Yeah,
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: I've been halfway to work and realized I don't even
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: work here no more. I drive behind him to a job.
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: I quit. I've done that. I don't even work here
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: no more. Just out of heaven. I'm going back, Junior,
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: I did this. I don't drove halfway to work and
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: decided halfway I'm quitting to Yeah, I ain't doing that.
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Just immediately slowed down. I'm a quick today. You're gonna
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: quick today. Oh how about just how about you? Halfway
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: to work? You're driving right, you look down and you
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: say to yourself, I am not gonna make it all
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: day in these new shoes. It's not gonna happen. It's
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: not gonna happen. Just quit take these. Yeah, you're gonna
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: you're gonna need a butcher knife. You feel bad out,
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: hurt my feet. They ain't gonna do it. You ever
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: got halfway to work? This ain't really funny. It's just true.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: You ever got halfway to work and realize you don't
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: like what you got on? Oh yeah, yeah, because your
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: whole day will be messed up if you don't like
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: what you got one man. Yeah, you ever put something
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: on in had to just tug on it all day? Yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: just be pulling on it. Yeah, Like you gotta sit
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: a certain way for it to just right Yeah, that's
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: an uncomfortable feeling. Now have you gone back home to change?
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back there. You ain't gone back for
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: nothing else, but you gotta go back. Get that phone, Tommy,
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: do okay at the hardy household that everybody, Tommy, my
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: wife has my coat. You know, my wife, my kids,
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: my assistant got the cold to my phone. I deeply
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: in love. You are deeply in love. I love seeing love.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: Bless you though. Man, see that kind of stuff. I
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: just say't doing nothing ignorant? Yeah, right, that's right. Supposed
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: to be at one point in time. It's supposed to
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: be a cut off point. Who says that? Who said that?
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: The Lord? Because who was started the lord? They put
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: no cut off point on the m Well Tommy, well
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Tommy is at that fifty year mom. So you say
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: it's time. Oh dog, fifty really too late, But it's
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: really time then, because you have a hundred you probably
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: got less left than you ran on. Will be back.
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, guys, check
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: this out. According to a survey by the health site
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: it's called dr ed dot com, eighteen percent of us
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: have one of these in our lives right now? What
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: is it? Eighteen what's the percentage? Eighteen percent of us
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: have one of these in our lives. What do you
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: think it is? Right now? Tell me what do you say?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: I said, sad, and I know it's endo eighteen percent.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: It could be it could be greater percent. Okay, so
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: Tommy says, side piece, that's so much higher percentage eight
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: let's oh, no, go ahead, somebody in the family that's
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: affected by either diabetes or heart trouble. Okay, you think
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: it's a health issue, Okay, Okay, has a friend with benefits? Tommy?
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: That what I was saying, Tommy, Right, hold on, it's
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: so can you have intimacy with no commitment? What do
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: you think we're doing? Yeah, you can do it. Intimacy
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: What what intimacy with no commitment? Yeah, you can do that.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: That's what this all call. So like, that's the point.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: I tell what it's called. It's called the end of
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: a marriage A couple times, you know it? Well, yeah,
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: you're gonna be up there to night. Let's do it. Okay,
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: Well whatever, intimacy with no committing, Yeah, you can do that. Yeah,
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: that's that's what it is. Ahead, have committed. Wait, the
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: goal is to find somebody who don't have a problem
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: with ye in your lifetime. Give me a number, Timmy,
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: how many women have you been involved with over your lifetime?
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Give me a number? Right there? Dog, you said, what
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: see it throws with? Hold on? Hold on, let me
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: ask your question, Tommy, this is gonna throw the women?
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: Is it more than forty? Oh? Hell? What that throws
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: women off? When you say that more than forty oh yeah? Yeah? Hell,
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Let'm sit What is your timber? That's a low number
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: to you? Your mom start roaring? My roaring twenties was incredible.
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What about you? You better
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: put another zero on that for that when you're talking
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: to him? What's some spec only numbers and numbers in
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: my whole life? Did you multiply? Jesus hey, you got
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: to use that new man after these kids got When
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: you tell my stuff like this, that's a different kind
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: of man. When you don't carry that one. You don't
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: care that your whole life, in my whole life, it
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: at minimum numbers. Crazy, you went over thousand, ding, I
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: ain't know where there on thousand? Ain't you you? You
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: you you're we're changling in the same group and ain't
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: no way. I've never been with that. But in my lifetime,
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: dog and my whole life, the whole run, I'm the
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: actually dog, I'm shame. Not really, I'm saying because if
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: you look at that number, it's really it's it's numbing,
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: it's really, it's kind of crazy. I'm shame. I'm not
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: gonna sound I haven't. I'm not. I'm not saying, yeah,
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: I've only been with seven women and we're not. You've
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: been married eight ten so you just didn't eat food?
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: Who did you just forget about? We'll be back right
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: back with more of these lives. We find out what
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: you're listening to show. President Trump maybe trying to repeal
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: and replace the Obamacare, but a number of Americans may
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: not want them. To check it out. Obamacare Health Insurance
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: Plan and ROMAN rates are up sharply over last year.
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: To remind you, open enrollment began November one under a
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Trump administration opposed to Obamacare. We all know about that.
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: New numbers just consumer demand for the Affordable Care Act
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: known as Obamacare almost doubled. Did you hear me? I said,
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: almost doubled over last year and the first days of enrollment.
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: The centers for Medicare and Medicaid services say that during
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: the first four days of open enrollment, more than six
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: hundred thousand people selected a plan on healthcare dot gov
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: that's the federal Obamacare exchange. And on top of that,
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: more than four hundred and sixty four thousand customers renewed
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: their coverage and more than a hundred and thirty seven
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: thousand new consumers um selected a plan on healthcare. This
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: is after he comes out. President Trump comes out and
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: says that he's going to kill the funding. Yeah, he did.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: Part of the funding kill was also kill advertising that
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: the enrollment was up in due Yeah, right to let
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: the people and places to sign up. Steve, he cut
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: back on that too. And in spite of all of that,
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: Roman people need health they wanted, yeah, you want. People
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: that didn't vote for him needed exactly. We had to
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: go ahead and get it because we just it's just
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: we needed it bad. And it's just they'll say stuff like,
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: I like affordable healthcare, I just don't like that Obamacare.
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: It's the same day. Can you change the name of it?
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: You know? No, got it. I'm gonna tell you like
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: you got it? Why we went on got it. Why
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: because them code jobs ain't coming back. I'm saying now
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: to damn and I didn't voted for you, and you
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: told me them code jobs is coming back. And I
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: haven't had my help. But sitting by the dope, I
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: got a new battery for her, a lot on it
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: and everything strap it on since she got in office.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: Now I'm waiting on that code job. But in tune in,
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: I had it gone down and get me a little something. Yeah,
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: I'm what I signed up. I'm with you. I got it.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: But I don't call it Obama care. I just call
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: it care. I dropped the Obama party. I don't really
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: call it. The only reason you're doing that because he's colored,
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: because he's I don't like to say you can't say color.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: That's that's not not even say black black. You can
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: say black. I don't like to say it in the
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: house that way. I can say black has never been
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: in my house. If I don't, we ain't in your house.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: Because and so I can say this ever since January.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: All right, I'm just gonna say this, put it out
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: trying to miss that guy, Obama mean black guy. Now
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: you know you ain't gonna be able to say that
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: around our people. You know about that. I'm just talking
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: to y'all. They careful who you speak that around. Well,
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: I'm just telling you I'll miss him because he's cool guy.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: Like the way he trotted up the steps and everything
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: like all babies. I've seen him hugging white kids, Black kids,
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: Mexican children, little Indian boys and girls. He just made
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: us all feel like we were something. But you didn't.
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: I did. I voted for him when they closed curtain.
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: I just ain't tell y'all go that running. You're listening
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: to show. Here we go, Steve with the last break
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: of the day. Just one more thing, okay, now before
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: we go on. We were discussing the number of people
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: we've been involved with in our life. I refused to
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: give a number because, as I said, I'm shame. I'm
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: just flat out shame and I and I don't want
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: to promote that. It's not good for your lifestyle. It's
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: not good. It's really meaningless, man, It really really is
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: still one young right now is listening Tommy. Tommy has
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: already claimed over forty victims. I'm shaming. I can't get
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: in touch with someone, That's what I'm shaming. I've only
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: had eight and that's a flat out live you've been married.
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: But I want to go to the youngest member before Jake,
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: Please come over here. Let me go to the youngest
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: member of the team. Junior. You're the youngest member of
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: the team. I am. You're single, never been married, you
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: have no kids. You're absolutely free to answer this question.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: How many people do you think you've been involved with physically?
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: And me? Pro three? What you three wanted me? If
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: I was fine? It behind my love glands. Can only
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: find three now, I won't it. I don't think I
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: didn't want right now. That is changing for me since
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: I've been on the radio. Damn it, I'm at three
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: right now. I'm up the six next week. I could
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: get this face fixed. I'm gonna be in there. Let
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: me find me a body worth touching and I can
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: get it up to tea. I just know what they
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: that night we were so you didn't want to bring
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: that up? What did you talking about? Tom? I'm gonna
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: show y'all how trifling me in on Tom. We know
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: in the same day, I already know seven. What Yeah,
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: I was the truth back of the day. Boy, I
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: was straight crazy. Doesn't even human can you can? You can't?
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: You got humanly possible? What do you mean possible? Don't
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: you have to regroup? Yeah? When you you got girl
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: seven times? I'm not I'm just saying, I don't think
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: it got in college to see that many women and one.
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't. I don't know
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: how you can see seven? Three? Yeah, huh, yeah, I
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: get a lower number, like a three. Yeah, I would
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: believe seven. What did you doing? Time? Damn near nothing.
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: You gotta go where he got to go? Don't nobody
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: want him back? Seven times? You in't that? But you're
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: just a little rabbit. Next new, let's keep it moving
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: now that ain't well? Who cuddle? You're culing home with
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: your what is? What is your telling? I thought this
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: was earlier in life. This was earlier. No, I'm not
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: cuddling with nobody, y'all cuddle with like caling. Yeah, y'all
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: look for love. I know I'm just talking. I'm just
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: keep getting offended with something wrong with that? With love?
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: Is something wrong with you? Disgusted? Yeah, you can't get
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: to seven people? Are you exactly? You got nobody? No? No,
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: you still don't want to give us a number. Hushty, no,
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: I kid, there's three digits. Though there's three digits. There's
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: three digits hiding seventy. Did you hear what I just
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: told you? Hiding are? Yes, yes, it is. He's not
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: going to agree with that. He'll stay quiet, so he'll
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: say a legend like I did. I gotta high number,
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: asked me how many women can't stand man? Just text alone?
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: That's right there. You want a number number, I'll give
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: you a high number. Funny, Steve, we're still waiting for that.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: I don't have a number. I really, I really don't. Okay,
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: let me let me ask you one question. We can
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: close that, Steve. If you save the number, will you
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: have to discuss this again at the house. Yes, I'm
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: a woman. Ye. First of all, if I give any number,
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: it's a discussion that if it's one, well, who was she?
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: What was her name? It's a discussion. And if my wife,
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: you know, over the word over can't come out? Your mother, Well,
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: why don't you teach your nephew not to open his
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: crazy mom? Know why he tells so much? My wife
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: was in the car taking them kids of school. They're
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: listening to some Disney right now. And I know it.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: That's the only reason why I just say what. I
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: say it again? Tell me what My wife was in
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: the car taking them kids of school. They're listening to Disney, right,
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: I know when I can say and you're still say it.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: You still saying oh man. So she would have been
- 1:38:41Speaker 1: discussion about why can't you say the number? No, you
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: want me to tell you why somebody's damn grandfather. Yeah,
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: I have a sense of responsibility to roll no, Benjamin, Yeah,
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: I got And Germany, we've had a great day to day.
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: We hope you have have yourself a wonderful weekend and
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: keep your numbers low. Good message, have a great day.
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