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Overstay Welcome, Junior's Relatives, Irrelevant Convos, Lend Money and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn out, you go. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn you got to turn them out. Then
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: bab huh. I show will a good morning everybody. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One of all is Steve Harvey. Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because God in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm just a recipient. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the
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  Speaker 1: show you favor business. He showed me some favor. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show because God is in the
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  Speaker 1: forgiving business. God and forgave me thousands and thousands of times,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And I say that as a big number
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  Speaker 1: like that, because it's probably true. God is a forgiving God.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I exist today, and that's how you exist today.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things I want to remind you
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  Speaker 1: about even in existing today, you know, Joel Stein had
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  Speaker 1: has a book I'll call It's Your Time. I love
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  Speaker 1: this book. It's called It's Your Time. And that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of what I want to touch you on today. And
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  Speaker 1: I want to remind you all that it's still your time. See,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people
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  Speaker 1: have created a lot of sayings to justify our failures
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  Speaker 1: as people. Well, my ship has passed. That that was
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  Speaker 1: created by a person who did not quite make their
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  Speaker 1: goal in the amount of time that they had set for.
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  Speaker 1: So to justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very
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  Speaker 1: clever saying, and a lot of us are death. Well,
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  Speaker 1: my ship has passed, so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 1: don't it, Because they mix it up with a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of faith based in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify
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  Speaker 1: where you are in life? Man? That's that's so, that's
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  Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today
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  Speaker 1: that it's still your time, that you know your ship
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  Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.
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  Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,
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  Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You
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  Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long
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  Speaker 1: as God is who is, there's always hope for you.
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  Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never
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  Speaker 1: let the devil win that battle that there is no
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  Speaker 1: hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No, no, no, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, Wait a second, Are you for real? That's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's
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  Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time, you still
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  Speaker 1: got a chance. There's always hope. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.
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  Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of
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  Speaker 1: their life, and so many people are not getting all
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  Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I
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  Speaker 1: heard people come to me and say, hey, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just waiting on everything to line up. Right, Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to get He can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. If I were waiting on the perfect time,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be hardly any of the things that I've become.
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  Speaker 1: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even have married Marjorie if I was waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time because I had gone through what I
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  Speaker 1: thought was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime. And
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  Speaker 1: so when I was first divorced, I just said, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be five six years before I do this again.
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  Speaker 1: I said it two years later I was married. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have my ducks, all my ducks lined up in a row.
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  Speaker 1: It was still some things I needed to clean up.
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  Speaker 1: I even told her, it's some things I want to
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  Speaker 1: clean up out of my life. Before you know it's
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  Speaker 1: it's I want I want to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: all the stars a line up. You know I want
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  Speaker 1: to I want to wait until all the ducks are
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  Speaker 1: in a row. I was waiting on the perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: If I had not stopped and Marjorie and I had
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  Speaker 1: set out and said to each other there will be
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  Speaker 1: no perfect time. And then she said, I'll go through
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  Speaker 1: with you whatever you're going through. That was it. I
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  Speaker 1: took a chance. The ducks were not lined up in
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  Speaker 1: a row. Had a lot of baggage in my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to try to clear up. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do some things financially different. I wanted to just get
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  Speaker 1: rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it together, because there ain't no perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what it wasn't. So if you're out there
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to do something, it may
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  Speaker 1: not come. There is no such thing as waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time. I've said this a hundred times, and
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  Speaker 1: here comes one on one. The road to success is
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  Speaker 1: always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and
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  Speaker 1: there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not going
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  Speaker 1: out there and not running to deet to a sign.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going out there without seeing the men working
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  Speaker 1: sign to get off. You're not going out there to
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  Speaker 1: see it. So guess what. Stop waiting on the stars.
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  Speaker 1: I got man, this is a perfect time to do
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  Speaker 1: it now. If you're waiting on the perfect time. That
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  Speaker 1: could be one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to move and you've got to move
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  Speaker 1: on it, and you've got to make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: go now. God will get you through everything necessary for
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  Speaker 1: you to get through. But you can't quit though. See
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  Speaker 1: he's as apart. You can't quit just because the road
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  Speaker 1: your own is under construction. You can't get off at
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  Speaker 1: the exit because you're tired of all the bump of
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  Speaker 1: the bumper traffic. It's that way. Get you some God,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, get you some God, and go on
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  Speaker 1: and go see what your life can be like. So
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  Speaker 1: stop waiting on the perfect time, Stop waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: stars to align themselves. You got to move and you
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  Speaker 1: got to move on it. Get you some God, apply
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  Speaker 1: some faith, and get started. And remember when you get
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  Speaker 1: out there, coming towards your goal. The road to construct,
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  Speaker 1: the road to success is always under construction. If it
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  Speaker 1: was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting it to
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  Speaker 1: be easy. Come on out here, get up in this thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's funky out here. Yeah I got all that. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard out here, yeah I got all that. But what
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  Speaker 1: you wanna do, man, what you wanna do. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: push your chips up to the window. It ain't time
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  Speaker 1: for that. You still got time, You still got a chance.
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  Speaker 1: There's always hope, There's always God. That's my conversation to
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show, Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting to show off with an old friend of mine,
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  Speaker 1: a legend in the music game that is currently in
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  Speaker 1: court suing the music industry for over three trillion dollars
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  Speaker 1: in back wrongalties and publishing rights because he is the
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  Speaker 1: writer of every major hit ever written. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace. Thingis things? So much thing with ladies? How
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  Speaker 1: you doing shure the carline chocolate. We're going on with
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  Speaker 1: your monica, everybody, fellow, We're going on. Holding on so
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  Speaker 1: very hard to do when love is gone? And that
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  Speaker 1: ain't a lie, holding on so very hard to do?
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  Speaker 1: I said, so very hard to do? How hard is
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  Speaker 1: it so very hard to do when love's gone? And
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  Speaker 1: that's no lie? Holding on? Wal td wrote that too,
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  Speaker 1: stay still only for that, But I collected in court
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  Speaker 1: he is all of him is head so in the
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  Speaker 1: music industry for three trillion dollars at board, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of many. Yeah, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: something because I'm going through a lot of people going
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  Speaker 1: through this. Uh, you know, you probably the best at this.
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  Speaker 1: H you know, why is it not good to tell
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  Speaker 1: the truth to your woman? Uh? You know you you
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  Speaker 1: probably mastered this because they tell you the beginning. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be mad I ain't. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be mad Anna. Just tell me the truth. Just tell
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  Speaker 1: me the truth. I ain't I ain't gonna take fools.
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  Speaker 1: Tell the truth all the time. Fools rush in. Let
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  Speaker 1: me explain something to your ladies in case you don't notice.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't always a lie. Sometimes is keeping certain facts
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  Speaker 1: with held. Yeah, again, it is not always a lie.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's keeping certain facts with hell because too much
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  Speaker 1: information at once is mental overload. And you, being the
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  Speaker 1: woman I love, I would never overload your mind. I
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  Speaker 1: would rather carry the weight myself that the church say.
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  Speaker 1: Man man, yea, all right. Coming up at thirty two
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell. Let's see this, Darnell.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing this? Is Scott? Soon with Bigger, bigger
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  Speaker 1: and better, where we make you larger in charge? How
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  Speaker 1: you doing today? Scott? Who I'm a Scott? So I'm
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  Speaker 1: with Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, Scott. What's up? We were actually, uh given
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  Speaker 1: a phone call by your wife? Your wife, is is
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  Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? Okay, Well, um, you know your wife's um,
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  Speaker 1: your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Have you have you decided on getting or anything or
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  Speaker 1: have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a
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  Speaker 1: couple of days in mind. Um. Well, actually, uh, we
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  Speaker 1: got a call from from I think we've got something
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And and
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  Speaker 1: something I think that she wanted to recommend that something
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  Speaker 1: that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting. Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: only is okay and racking my brain. So I'm on
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  Speaker 1: is actually gave us the call. She's actually had an
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  Speaker 1: idea you know, what she would really really like for
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  Speaker 1: her birthday present? So what's her name? You're company? Bigger
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  Speaker 1: and Better? Um, Like I said, she called you. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: she called you to give me idea on what I
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  Speaker 1: should get her for her birthday. Uh yeah, well this
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  Speaker 1: is this is something that's a little a little different
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  Speaker 1: than something that you probably would never in a million
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  Speaker 1: years think of. But here at Bigger and Better, where
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  Speaker 1: we make you large and in charge, we actually do
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  Speaker 1: some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of.
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  Speaker 1: So I definitely understand her giving what's your name against
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  Speaker 1: Sam Scott? Scott Scott get to the point what you're
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  Speaker 1: selling actually let us know that there's some things that
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  Speaker 1: are really really lacking between you guys, and she would
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  Speaker 1: very much like for her birthday where you can be
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  Speaker 1: a lot more well endowed. So you know that's what
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  Speaker 1: we do here at Bigger and Back, We actually hello,
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  Speaker 1: what I could be more? What more well endowed? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: So I think really what's going on is Beyonca is
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  Speaker 1: really not satisfied right now. She called you to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk.
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  Speaker 1: So you're you're you're, you're you're you're inadequate. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? You're you're Are you kidding me? What's
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  Speaker 1: what's your name? Of? This company in Bigger and Better
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  Speaker 1: where we make you larger in charging? Right now? You
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  Speaker 1: know you're not You're not larger in charge, and we
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  Speaker 1: want to get you to that we're able to come
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  Speaker 1: in for a complication your compultation. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now because usually right now, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her. We're trying, we're trying to do.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not do you not think you need to
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  Speaker 1: come in. I don't even gonna even be talking to you,
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  Speaker 1: mister Scott, about whatever it's going on in my bed room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm king so I'm not even I'm not even I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what's going on. This is the first
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  Speaker 1: sign of denial, right, I don't have no no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have no problems in the bed room. Well you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even why am I even still on the
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  Speaker 1: phone with you? Okay, but sir, I mean you and
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  Speaker 1: now you don't have to wear about here from her.
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  Speaker 1: She gotta something to kind of account with you. Then
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got you go ahead and close that outca
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  Speaker 1: Let me say this. You have a you have a
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  Speaker 1: very big ego, sir, you know, but you're not You're
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  Speaker 1: not as big as your ego. I want to get
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  Speaker 1: you to that point. This is some crazy I've heard
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  Speaker 1: some crazy things people staying online. But you're gonna call
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  Speaker 1: me talk about my wife called you saying that I'm
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  Speaker 1: in ask within the bedroom, sir, you know what? And
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  Speaker 1: and and once again, I'm trying. I know you, you're
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  Speaker 1: just doing your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: call her right now. Okay, don't work, it's my number.
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  Speaker 1: You're in denial. I'm in denial. You Hello, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: really want to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know you you got a job to do, but
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  Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now? Stop calling me?
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  Speaker 1: All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
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  Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called you,
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  Speaker 1: and you're just doing your job. If they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get you in here to get a consultation so we
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  Speaker 1: can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know consultation. I don't even know assistance
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  Speaker 1: from you, sir. You're you call me no more? Man. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're small and I want to make you bigger. What
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  Speaker 1: what what is this any like bigger? Huh? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of job is that? How do you even get a
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  Speaker 1: job like that. You apply for this job an when
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  Speaker 1: you're a high school job trying. I'm trying to meet
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  Speaker 1: Stop calling me, man, mister Darnell. I'm still trying to
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  Speaker 1: help you get through the situation. Okay, Are you willing
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  Speaker 1: to come in for a consultation. At least we're coming
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  Speaker 1: in for a consultation. We can get you further on
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  Speaker 1: where you are. Are you listening to me? The only
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  Speaker 1: consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your face
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  Speaker 1: if you call me again to tell you what I
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  Speaker 1: will come in for a consultation. Give me give me
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  Speaker 1: your address and everything like that, all your information, and
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  Speaker 1: I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
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  Speaker 1: of the day, sir. What I want to do is
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  Speaker 1: get you lined up with get your let me call
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  Speaker 1: my wife. I don't need no damn procedures, give me
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  Speaker 1: your info, and you got to work up out here
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  Speaker 1: from us. No more. Okay, but right now I know
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  Speaker 1: sure to get up for me. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hang up on you. Understand, we're trying to do your job.
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  Speaker 1: You're small, You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Give you hey, sir, you know what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: persons a little small guy, and I'm trying to help
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  Speaker 1: you with your problem. Now. If you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: be appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife knows you're having your address? Why and we
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  Speaker 1: can have this conversation face to face. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I want with you. It doesn't matter. If I
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  Speaker 1: can get on the line, I can figure out why
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  Speaker 1: she calls you Lona. You're adequate it many, sir. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.
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  Speaker 1: I let me get you know me, man, You never
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  Speaker 1: see me. You don't know anything about me. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even believe my wife's even called you. But
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  Speaker 1: just this is just how you do business. Call me
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  Speaker 1: and call me. I'm tiny, sir. So I'm playing something
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  Speaker 1: to you. I'm not only the president, but I'm also
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  Speaker 1: a client, sir. I don't give up what you are. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: then there are some other things that let us know
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  Speaker 1: as well, what the what that means. He also wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey more than this show. Your wife just praying,
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  Speaker 1: phone calls you bad. Man's funny. Man. I'm on here
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  Speaker 1: over here looking at up in the mirror. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of I thought I was good, but I got nervous. Man.
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  Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the land. Come on now,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you know it's a Steve Harvey radio show? Man, Come on,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening, all right, it is time
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: for juniors truth be told? Yeah, yeah, all right, surely. Thanksgiving. Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: we have discussed all of the things we discussed when
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: people need to brain food. Yeah, get what time? Dinners start?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Time again coming. We've discussed all the one thing we
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: have not discussed what the one thing where your ass
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: need to leave? Oh again, yeah, we have that discussed.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Now people. People don't know when to leave. There's time
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you need to leave. There are statements that will be
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: made you need to adhere to and understand, like, well
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that's it. See when you hear that, start getting your
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: keys in your hand. He hits some jaane something. It's
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: time to go. You can't spend all day here. Dinner
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: start at too. Treat it like a restaurant. How long
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: are you staying that? You sit down to two by
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: three thirty? You go same way about I would ever
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: to have because I would have about the game. You
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: ain't come up here for the game. You came to eat.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: If you full, If I see you kick off of
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: shoot your ass got to go. Let me catch your
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: shoe off. Yeah, you ain't staying here all day now,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: my mama tired. She didn't cook that thing. She can
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: fit that body. What else can we talk about? We
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: discussed everything. We know. Walter got out of jail. We
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: know had it, had a hard transplant. We know, yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: we know, we know Melball had another baby. We got
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: all this after we come still having kids, Mail still
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: have kids with your mate. Your name Meilball? You probably yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you probably have still now you probably through haven't been
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: anybody that name Meilball. They took what is the name
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: have to do with it? Steve got a lot do
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: what your age? If your name is Agnes, you probably
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: didn't have all your You probably got your grave. But
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: we hadn't covered everything we can talk about. No, we
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: know Julia went back into rehab. We got that. Everything
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: is covered. Let's just go ahead and go home. We
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: just need you to go home. That beat she's through
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: having its Fatrice, Beatrice, beats Odetta, it's not having got
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: out of that. I'm giving you the names where I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: could assure you, if this is your name, you are
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: at an age where you are beyond child bearing. So
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Journals so Jurn is through having baby, had one, you
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: want another one? Go ahead? Henrietta, hen she through having kids?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Henrietta two? Yeah, what do you know? Go ahead, Gwen,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: because she got a fifty two year old names see
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: his names. Once you have an old name, you can
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: quit having babies. If your name is Barbara, you're probably
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: through having kids. I'm just saying, ain't nobody named Barbara
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: still having kids? Not Bob, have a kid having been
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: through having kids? Betty done, here's Gladys. Yeah, that's right
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: up there with Agnes. Yeah, I'll tell you who through
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Jackie else, I'll tell you that. I'm sorry. We can't
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: always over there. We can't. I no more kids? All right?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: What's that? She went there? Carlin already said Shirley, Betty, Shirley, Mary, Marjorie,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: all of that. Yeah, Margaret, last night, I ain't even
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: sleeping in the bed last. Oh, Esther, Steve, you forgot
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: about Esther? Yeah, because Rose slept with his last I
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: took my shower, man, I was tired of hit because
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I fell asleep in my office. So I went those stairs.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I took a shower, came into the bedroom. Out of
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: my bathroom, put my light on on my little phone.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Rose in the bed. I just turned around. When I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: don't stay, I'm not fitting to do this. Have her
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: set her? Damn heal in my eye. About Winton, Stephen,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Winton was a little many kids, man, they just they
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: sleep bad. I was a bad kid. Gonna wear to go.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. You in here sleeping bad
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: on your side, right back to your room out to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: damn bad? Why are you waiting? Noah in his bad?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Why are you got to sleeping here? Okay, well, Papa
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: don't sleep with you. But it hurt it though, Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Papa want yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Papa want to get a little p and N time.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah that Papa, Now that to you, p and is
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: a little something else to me him, Steve, Okay, hey,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: can we tell you about Junior? Though? We forgot to
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: talk about the at the Jay Spot on Taco Tuesday.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: We forgot to tell you about Oh yes, y yes,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I mean Steve. You would have been so proud of him.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: He it was packed, first of all, thanks to everyone
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: who came out out. He junior was so fly, he
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: looked good. He Apart from that exactly Steve would have
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: been to be he went to work, Steve, he did,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: he wasn't work. Yes, he was very good. He told
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: me he was funny everything, everything that you would have
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: wanted him to be. So I just wanted to say,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: congratulated when you go down and then I know it is.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, taco, the taco good too. Yeah, the tacos
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, the tacos are good taco to Yes.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: But what was his boot there? Monica? Yeah yeah, Monica
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: was tell you so, y'all really ought a quick fooler? Man?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Oh you're Monica man mind crazy? No wait a minute, okay,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: everybody you men love crazy. All right, we'll have more
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening to stow all right, Steve, who who's the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: house guest or person coming by for Thanksgiving? That that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you're not looking forward to sing, who is it my
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: mother in law's sister's husband. What? Who is that dog?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even know? It's Ernest? Why the whole time? Yeah?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Your mother in laws a dream. I love her, we
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: love her. My father in law is that? And daddy?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I got the best. I never had a complaint. Man,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: we're happy. We enjoy each other. They can't stay in
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: my house long as they were. Ye, I love them.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But her sister husband, what's wrong? I don't know, that's what.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong? I don't know. So they come to
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: dinner what we was having a prayer one time my
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: mom in law said, let's all whole hands, you know,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the huge kitchen. Yeah, about twenty people. Everybody go around
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: and say what they think. Yes, okay, now I ain't
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: like this here because there's too many people. And I
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: didn't know half the people that was in the circle.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: So and then I really don't care what you're grateful
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: for because dinner is ready and we can talk about this.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Why we eat? You know? But what is all this beforehand?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And it got around to everybody, and this one lady
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: took a long time, but hers was the best. So
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I broke from the circle and started clapping because I
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: wanted to try to end it with applause, right, and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you're not posted a clap doing prayer. But I just
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: tried to wrap it up and it kept going. And
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I'm holding this dude's hand. Now. I don't know nothing
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: wrong with him until it got to him and he
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: started talking about what he was great for folk. He said,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for the weather and that we had the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: jacket's home, and that the fact that you know, the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: everything at the grocery store is fresh, and that we
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: can go go by there. And I think I thank
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: him for my cars too, that come on in the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: morning and take her safe. And then I want to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: thank him for the freshness of the potato chips in
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the bag. Sometime now, I'm sitting there, I'm looking upside
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: his head, but my whole body trimming because everybody got
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: their head down except Winting, which is looking up hitting
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: full blown hollow motive and me, yes, face talk, I'm
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: over here. My whole body is shaking. I'm laughing so hard,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: trying not to blurt it out. Gives my mother in law,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: she holding my hand on the other side. She squeezes
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: my hand to try to help me through it. That
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: ain't stopping nothing. I got, who is this man? Then
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: my other son, Steve, he opens his eyes and he
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: starts snickering. My son's me and my sons is in
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: hollow modoy this to us, yilah, And I've given him
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: for permission at laughing stuff like that. So I looked
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: over to the left of the circle and my wife
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: is glaring at me with them a little green eyes.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about glaring. You don't suit if you don't
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: pull it to together like when she said that. And
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: then I think the Lord, I gotta tune up the
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: other day I had. I had to let everybody hand
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: go and leave the circlet up. Yeah, thank god I
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: got a tune up the other day. I look in
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: my office. I'm holly wrong, I'm holly Next thing, I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: look up Winton in the office with me because he
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't handle it. I love it. That was it, all right, Steve.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Time for today's headline. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Trip,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. That's right they saying it. You
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: could pick your friends, but not your meltis. I always
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: say that around Thanksgiving. Remember that, according Wisconsin has set
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: bail for the man accused of driving his SUV into
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: a Christmas parade in Walkershaw at five million dollars, which
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Court Commissioner David Herring says is totally appropriate. It's extraordinarily high,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: but it's an extraordinarily big case. It's an extraordinarily serious
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: case with an extraordinary history of this gentleman. Alleged driver
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: dal Brooks faces five counts of intentional homicide, which is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: expected to be ramped up since now a sixth person
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: has died, a child. Jurors and Charlottesville, Virginia have found
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that the racist organizers are that Unite the Right rally
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: four years ago are liable and for twenty five million dollars.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: A civil suit was filed against the white supremacist in
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: connection with the injuries suffered in that horrific violent demonstration.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: A federal jury has handed down a verdict in the
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: case of three major retail pharmacy chains, saying that they
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: did not do enough to stem the flow of opioid
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: medication pain medication to two Ohio counties against CBS, Walgreens,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and Walmart. Walmart actually provide the example now for city
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and county governments looking to hold drug store chains responsible
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: for their roles in the US opioid crisis. President Biden
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: says that despite the recent inflation, the nation's economy is
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: on the rebound. He's ordered the release of some fifty
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: million barrels of oil from the nation's strategic oil reserves
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and hopes of bringing down gas prices. But in the meantime,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Biden says there are already some things to be grateful
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: for this year, record job growing, the strongest recovery in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the world, and most of all, the chance to be
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: together again with the people we love on Thankskimming's and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Triple A says it even with the higher gas prices,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: holiday travel this week has almost completely recovered to pre
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: pandemic levels. If you're flying, don't expect any open seats.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: And as for driving, Triple A's predicting that fifty three
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and a half million Americas are going to be traveling
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: within the US for Thanksgiving this year, about a thirteen
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: percent jump over last year, with air travel up by
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: eighty percent last year. A lot of folks drove. You know,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: the jury has now begun liberating deliberating rather the Ahmed
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: arbery case, where three white men are accused of murdering
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: an innocent, unarmed black jogger in Brunswick, Georgia, and tis
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the season for giving out turkeys? Well, of course we did.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey gave him out yesterday. None other than Slick
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Rick got into the turkey giving things in his Bronx
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: neighborhood in New York City the other day. You know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: it's just been a good thing, you know, to look
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: out for the community that you're from, that you came from.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It's easy to take some pressure off of the people
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and let him get some free, free stuff. Instead I
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: would to go out there and spending little chips. Dobbo Babbo.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: to show, guys, time to have some fun. We gotta
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: ask you, is there a member junior your family comes
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to mind, but is there one member of your family?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Because I love his family, Uh, that's guilty. Is there
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: one member of your family that's guilty of just always
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: being a problem, just being a massive Thanksgiving? And what
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: have they done? That's them? Not ten MARTA's gonna be there, David,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Uncle Jay, Uncle Red. It's gonna be some people that's
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be some problems. Okay, So that's why I say, sir,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: when you come to our Thanksgiving, get in your clique.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Don't go over somebody click getting your click pause. I'm
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: with each other. Your families had clicks like that though
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: time prisoners. Hain't with the prisoners. They got all kinds
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to wait what you can't be free? Ain't never been
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a prisoner to talk what they talk about over ain't
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: get they clicked up. Everybody has been locked up. They
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: all they all together. They're the card table, domino table.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: You know they're over there looking with mirrors around corners
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: conversation if yeah, you have no idea what they talked about,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: what they're talking about. You don't know about going to
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: bed at nine lights out? I don't know nothing about that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: You don't know why would you be over there. You
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: don't know how they got the cell phone in the
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in the whole You don't know how to get them in.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't contribute to You don't know you Yeah, you
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: don't know about unscrewing the lightbulb, crushing it in the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in the whole town, and what you're doing with the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: you know, you don't know them about that. He put
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it out in the hallway. That's how to hear the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: guard coming. Yeah, you don't know this that click, I wouldn't. Yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: you ain't never hear to shank any You ain't never
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: come on let them know. That's you don't have no
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: bits over in that conversation. What do you know about
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: how to press your pants? You don't know about putting
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: your pants in between the mattress. You don't know about
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: that and lay on it to get a criss. Why
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: would you be talking? You don't know how to make
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: top running in the commode. You don't know how to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, no idea, that ain't for you. That's
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: when you were at your leave. What you're doing over that?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I love your friend. You can relate to bring the
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: cause more than just payments and let somebody going to school.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Your had no biness over in this car. And then
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: when they compregate that they always congregate in low light.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: They don't never be an open every time I can't
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: get together the ass in the ConA winds low ledge.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: He over here trying to talk to us. Ain't got
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: one recipe to make hooch. You ain't never had fermented
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: fruit in your damn life. Put you over here for man,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: do they bring anything to the dinner journia? Hell no,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: they take all the scraps and make something with it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening at everybody this Thanksgiving time. You at your
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: mama's house, you at your friend's house, you just gathered
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: around you in the living room, kitchen or this, and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you're having these conversations. Two things, you don't have all
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the information, and the other one is they don't make
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: no damn sense at all. But what you're talking they
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: sound something like this. Now, last year, we was over
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: at um that see, we was at um whose house
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was at last? It was Charlotte, that was We was
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: at Kenneth wayne house last Kenneth Wayne, Kenneth Wayne, Kenthethwayne.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah Kenwayne. Because what happened was were trying
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: to watch the game and they had the small ass.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: They had a small tea was zenas. Yeah yeah, So
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you're talking about Kenneth Wayne that marriage visited his ring
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: fa Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Y'all think y'all,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: y'all think Ricky gonna get out and then be able
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: to make it the next year's Thanksgiving. I don't know,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: he's miss he's missed seven. I don't know, I don't know.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: This is the call he goes off of parole every year. Yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I heard this girl, Carlicia is gonna bring just bring
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the turkey and addressing. Yeah, but you know what the
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: prison when heard about her, she had seen somebody else,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and they would take her to the prison to see him.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Why in the course she kid somebody else, she'd have
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: had two babies. Why Ricky in now that to babies?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Why y'all keep back like y'all don't know this. But
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: why she named that second baby though? Why she second baby?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: The baby daddy name is Rickett. And she told Ricky
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: she would have had a slow pregnancy and the baby
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: is his. She said the whole two years head in
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: there that those was his babies. She and he believed it,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: and he believed it. Now the baby don't look like Rickett.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: The baby looked like little Richard. Ain't rich That's what
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I seen. Got the hair cutting, everything got him just
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: like just like. And his first words were shut up,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: shut up the baby. That don't know what that was.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But I whip Baba blue back back. Yeah, it's amazing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Three years old, he was a baba lue Bay. Yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: But what strange is the baby looked like little but
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: have you seen the daddy. The daddy looked just like
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Chuck Barry. He does. That's crazy. Not that is really
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: crazy because I saw him at the Walmart with him
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: and I thought it was Miles Davis, really like, oh
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: you know who that is. That's not him, that's the grandmama.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: That looked like Miles Davis. I remember, Grandmatty. It was Hattie.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It was remember, just like Miles Davis. Yeah, yeah, she
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: looked just like Listen, I don't want to worry y'all
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: with that, mama. Okay, go ahead. We didn't ran out
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: of cram Bear sauce. IM just telling y'all we didn't
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: ran out of cram Bear Cranberry. Well that's not the
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: sauce though, that's the actual berries. And don't know nobody
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: like that? Ask something? What is anybody in anybody's size?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Me hungry? Yes, that's why we're all here here ready, ready,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you're ready to ate one time? I just you know
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it ought to be time for for uh, you know,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: for backing folks. Yes, we got to pray again. Who's
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: gonna say the prayer this time? No? No, we don't know,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: we don't. Don't don't you let memory still bless It's
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: still blessed. Amen, you don't bless it? Twice? Yes, ma'am.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Some kind of Herbert to get his hands after potato
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: salad handswhere means go nowhere? Thanksgiving convos me coming up next,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not going to believe my strawberry
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is you can't have your
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: cake and eat it too. But wait till you hear
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: it right now though, the nephews in the building with
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call, what you got for us? Nap?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I want to date your mom? Oh see right there,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I want to date your mom. Steve, how would you
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: do it again? Please? Let's uh. Today's prank is I
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: want to date your mother? See you need on That
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: puts some moment, Yeah, I mean you know, I mean
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how the prank because obviously you're
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the king of it. But I was just talking about
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: the introductionist could use a lot of one. Yetta, put
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: some more flavor on that, and I see the flavors
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: in the prank. Yeah, we'll put some seasoning on that
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: intro though. Yeah. See that's that's where you are not different.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: And so once again, just do what you want to do,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: all right? How did you say, I'm sorry, I can't
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I want to date your mom? Do you man? Run it? Clue? Hello? Hello,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: This is James. This is our son. How you doing man?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: get in touch with Miss Burns. One of the members
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: gave me a number, but I guess they they must
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this? A hell
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: of Hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: this is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right all right? Well, yeah, my bad man.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: now is did you have a sale or home number
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns Wait
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: to time time, tell you your name is what? Gordon?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Gordon Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: might not have met you yet. Jane. Okay, Well, God
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it, because
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: is it anyway I could get your mom's home number from.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're just joining the church. I mean I
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: talk to it. I mean, is there anything there a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: message I could pass someone to it? Though? Uh? Well, yeah,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: for uh, for me to take her out. I've been
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: seeing them for the last up. Hold up, Hold up,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: hold hold till about that you You were just saying
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to you a new member to the church, and somebody
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: gave you or they were attempting to give you my
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: mother's number, and you're asking me if you could take
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: her out. Man. Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I had her phone number. I guess they gave you
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: your number by mistake. You know, that's my reason for Carl.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get her. I want to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: take her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be quite hotest, man. I just came back home
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man, And uh, I mean,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you know my pops just passed away not too long ago.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: And I ain't you know, I ain't too keen or
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: my mama going out with somebody and beside you, you
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: don't even sound like you. Hey, she in the sixties. Man,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: older you man, I'm thirty six. The hell out of you?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: You how old man? I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What is you doing? You do realize my mom is
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: pushing sixty? Right? You know what? Man? I look at
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: it like James, Right, James, I look at it like
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: it's you know heyes, ain't number but the number man.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It wasn't your heart man, And how you carry yourself?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? But my hey, but my mom ain't
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: know cougar like that. And I knew she ain't coming
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: after you all right now. I remember telling me that
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: she trying some new things at this church, but going
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: out with some thirty thirty? How do you you? You
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: a baby? Man? I'm thirty, I'm thirty six. Dude, man,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be dating, okay, than Dan. Let me
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman. And whoa,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa talking about now. I don't think you're every man.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I just came back from fighting overseed. My pops passed
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. I am the man of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the house. Let's get that straight right now. All right,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the ass my mama on a date, you might as
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: well just stick the church dog, because you know, as
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be no
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: blessing from me to you. I tell you that right now.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you. All Bro.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You might no bless but I respect the fact that
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Burns about going out. I think miss Burns has every
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: with Gordons or not, and Gordon wants to take her out.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I took up holding up. Look, bro, I don't care
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: how old you say you are, all right, Number one,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: that you you bringing up my mama. You letting the
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: get you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I don't give how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: it takes. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: the back of the choirs. Don't matter. Something is going down.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You were not gonna get with my mama like that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: if your Mamma want to go out with me to dinner.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't looking long with that? Man. I'm I'm deciding it
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: d blessed or get your woo. You got two choices,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: back and also deal with my daddy did and then
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: like that. Suffer from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you. You got that.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I don't play. Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can count you. Okay,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you? Man? You explode?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say? I got one
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, is you listening? Yeah? Man, James,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: what Hey man? I want to tell you this. Man,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn To Show.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Your mama got me the Frank Ball call you get
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: the out of here this rule. Hey man, this is
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: mama told me. She said, my son been overseas, he's
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: We gotta back in the spirit of laughing. Man, my mama,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: are you Are you kidding me? Man? We got you good.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: We listen to this show overseas. Man. First of all,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta say thank you for fighting for this country.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you one more thing. What is
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than Show.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Get it overseason in the States. Though, Thanks man, you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: always you know you did. Yes, you play too much.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: You don't already know. Mama's me a little too, though, don't.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Of course, I wish you would talk about dating. Man.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I might call you next week. I might call you
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: next I want to date your Wow, yeah, I shouldn't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: stay it. See that's just see that's you too far,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: but you go too far a lot. That's you right
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: there at that edge. But he usually goes to the edge.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: He steps over it sometime. You you think I'm mobile
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: now perfectly? My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: don't matter, don't psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: ready to get to the Strawberry Letter. Okay, up next
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the subject you can't have your cake and eat it too.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 52:09
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• 52:25
  Speaker 1: read this one today. So before I actually read the letter,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I have to do a disclaimer here and ask you
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: please listen to the entire letter. It is not what
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you think. Okay, it's gonna get a little crazy in
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: the middle, but stick with me, all right, please, thank you,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Buggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter subject you can't have your
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: cake and eat it? Who All right, one more time?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: You can't have your cake and eat it too, Dear
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a guy for six months
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: and he's one of the sweetest men that I've ever met.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: This weekend, he disclosed some information to me, and I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: need your opinion. He and I met when I moved
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: out of my condo. He was a supervisor of the
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: moving company that I used, and he was very professional
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: and handsome, and when he asked me out, I accepted.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: We started out as friends and now we're in a relationship.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: On our first date, he said his favorite thing about
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: me was my skin tone and how soft and supple
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it looks. I have not had that much attention in
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: a while, so I was overjoyed. Whenever we go out,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: he caresses my skin with his great big hands and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: kisses my shoulders and neck. We finally got intimate over
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: the weekend and it was everything I hoped for I
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: had hoped for, but then it got tricky. After sex,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: we were lying in bed and as usual, he was
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: rubbing on me and kept saying how he loves my skin.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: He then whispered to me, I just want to eat you.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I giggled and turned to look at him, thinking he
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: wanted to go for round two. But then he said
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: to me, no, I literally want to eat you. I
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: looked at this man and asked him to repeat himself.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: He said he fantasizes about eating a part of a
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he has
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: not been able to live that out. He elaborated that
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: overseas it's a big thing where a man will take
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: part of a woman's buttocks and eat it. He said
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: he's been fascinated by cannibalism since he was young, but
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: this is just a fetish and nothing serious. But you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: heard me, Okay, that's what I said that He said
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he's been fascinated. Let me get through the letter, please deep.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: He said, he's been fascinated by cannibalism, yes, since he
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: was young, but that but this is just a fetish
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and nothing serious. So I need to know if this
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: is really just a fetish or should I run before
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: it's too late? Have you ever heard of such? I'm
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: falling for this guy, but I don't want to end
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: up with my butt in a frying pan. Please help me, Okay,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I mean all I can say initially is what uh wth?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I mean? Really, did I read this correctly? Like you
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: know you said in the letter? Did you hear this correctly?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: People don't eat people. That's not what we do. What
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: is he talking about? I mean, this is a fantasy
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: he hasn't been able to live out yet. Uh listen,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Sure he could be just kidding and this could just
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: be a fantasy and he doesn't really mean this. Sure
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: a booty burger. I mean, he could just be kidding.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: But but why take this chance? I mean, seriously, he
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: knows too much about it. He's researched it. Uh. No,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: to answer your question, we've never heard of such cannibalism
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and things like this. I mean we know what it is,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: of course, but we haven't literally heard of anyone doing this.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And yes, I would run. He sounds too freaky. I mean, yeah,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: he sounds too freaky and crazy to me. That's not
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: freaky to you. No, that's beyond. That's beyond. Yeah, it's beyond. Uh.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: He he wants to literally eat you. The term is
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: called verare philia. If you guys want to know vare philia.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, you know that. All right, Steve, I'm done.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I think she should right, this is too crazy. Well,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: let's go over the letter and just go along on
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: the journey that this letter was taking us. On day
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: six moths dating, this man wanted the sweetest men she
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: ever mad. You know. He was a supervisor of a
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: moving company that moved her. Professional, handsome, and so he
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: asked her out. She said, all right, Well they started
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: out as friends with they in relationship now because on
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: the first date he told her the first thing he
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: laughed about it was how skin tone, how soft and
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: subtle it looked. Girl. The attention about to dry this
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: girl crazy. She was over joy When we go out,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: he'd be caressing your skin with his great big hand.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Because then then furniture moving hands. You know, he got
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the big ass hand he picking up frigerators. Gosh, you're
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: this big man ass hand kissing all over your shoulder.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You got enter it over the weekend and large, jeezus
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: who it was everything. Then it got tricky after sex
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: y'all was laying in bed, you know, just like, oh,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you're just rubbing on you kept saying, love y'all, skin
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: then he whispered, I just want to eat you. Now
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: we've all heard this before. Careful, all right, let's gone
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: ask men, Steve. Hang on. We'll have burt two of
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three after the hour.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Subject of today's letter. You can't have your cake and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: eat it too. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's get back into the letter.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let's recap.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Ain't no damn recap. She didn't got to moving company boy,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: she'd have fell in love with her and he out
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: on the date with her, telling about the favorite thing
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: about her was her skin tone and house off and supper. Oh,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: she hadn't had this kind of tension in the wild.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: She was overjawed, go out caressing the skin, had the
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: great big hands kissing all on her shoulder. He had
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the moving man hands. Yeah, picking flipping, taking whole rugs
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: down by self, down the steps, picking up on walls
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and moving entertainment summers. All this boy, powerful, So you
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: finally got intimate over the weekend, and Lord of Emrcy,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: it was everything she hoped for. And right after she
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: said everything I hope folk period. But then it got tricky. Oh,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: they land up in in the after glow, laying in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: bed just like you, just love it him bed. They
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: kept telling me how much he loved my skin. Then
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: he whispered to me, I just now she giggle turned
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: because she want to say yes to this. That's what
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: the giggle was about. And turned and looked at him,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: thinking he wanted to go for a round two. Na. No,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: now you was hoping that he was talking about what
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: you thought he was talking about? That what he that
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: what the giggle was for. But then he said to me, now,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I literally won't he I looked at this man and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I asked him to repeat himself, because you know what,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: if that's what you really want to do, just gold
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: say it to him. But I don't know what you
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: mean by literally, so I asked him to repeat himself.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: He said that he fantasizes about eating a part of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: a woman's body, and it's a big fetish that he's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: not being able to live out yet. Now, at this point,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: you need to be sitting up in the bed. You
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: need to sit up. You need to start eyeing his
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: ass because this this is going somewhere else, and then
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: he elaborated that overseas it's a big thing where a
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  Speaker 1: man would take part of a woman's buttox and eat it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know wearing this letter. You kept typing, but
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  Speaker 1: this would have been a hard letter to type. You
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  Speaker 1: want what? I don't know who this sister is, but
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  Speaker 1: this conversation with you want to eat, You're gonna take you,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna cut who assld hold on it words, You're crazy?
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  Speaker 1: He said. It was fascinated by candid cannibalism since he
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  Speaker 1: was young. But this is just a fetish, and nothing
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  Speaker 1: says so I need to know if this is really
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  Speaker 1: just a fetish or should I run before it's too late?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell did you just ask us? You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out this a fetish? A man just told
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  Speaker 1: you that he wanted to a slicing your ass, just
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  Speaker 1: you know, like his cheese, like like you just a
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  Speaker 1: ham a honey break sitting up on the table. It
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  Speaker 1: was just wanting a slice of your ass. Caused now
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  Speaker 1: he'd talking about this overseas. He's been rubbing on your skin.
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  Speaker 1: Now love the texture. Now, he said he'd been fascinated
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  Speaker 1: by Canada cannibalism since he was young. But this just
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  Speaker 1: a fetish and nothing said. Now he's gonna cold part
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  Speaker 1: right here, So I need to know if this is
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  Speaker 1: really a fetish or shit? I run for us too late?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of such? I'm falling for this guy,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want to end up with my butt
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  Speaker 1: in a frying pan. Okay, so what is you're typing?
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  Speaker 1: Fa Now? You might be falling for this guy, but
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be able to fall on your ass
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  Speaker 1: because he gonna be the NATed. What you're gonna wake
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  Speaker 1: up one night numb You ain't gonna know what's going on,
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  Speaker 1: and he gonna be sitting over there with a plate
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  Speaker 1: with some hot sauce. Ain't gonna have a napkin rounding
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  Speaker 1: that babe? What you eating? Now? He didn't numbed you
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  Speaker 1: while you sleep. You ain't up your little booty just tingling.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know half of it. It's over there on
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  Speaker 1: that damn plate. O God, sitting over there and got
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  Speaker 1: some hot sauce, and he just chewing your ass and
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  Speaker 1: don't even know it. Show stupid behind talk. Have you
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: ever heard of such a thing? Hell? No, we're black
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: people yeah, hell no, we black people now first, and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: letter was kind of sexy. He he hell he talking
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  Speaker 1: about taking a slice of your ass, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: run into us and you send up in here. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to end up with my butt in a
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  Speaker 1: frying pan. You gonna do God, your little biceps and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: that everything else like a little five meat. Now all right, look,
• 1:04:40
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• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:48
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  Speaker 1: be a nightmare for some people who dealing with bickering
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  Speaker 1: family can ruin anyone's holiday, But the real horror comes
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to go to sleep. Being forced to
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  Speaker 1: crash in either your childhood home or a relative place
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  Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving or Christmas, I can't even imagine why they
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  Speaker 1: staying it can definitely get awkward, which is why it
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't surprise us that a new survey finds that fifty
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  Speaker 1: two percent of adults say they've made up some sort
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  Speaker 1: of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable sleeping arrangements over the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty two that's over half, So you should yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: I can't walk to my kitchen Friday, I have to
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  Speaker 1: thank him in my drag. There's a problem. Hey, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Why does holidays have to be for all family?
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  Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean? You know, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no law say all family got to come over. All
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: family got to be together. Most of these people in
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: your family that you don't like anymore, I'm married and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: have their own family. But when you invite together, the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: family is coming together. Don't you invite who you want
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  Speaker 1: to invite over your house but you don't like them
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna have them over. Yeah, well you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to tolerate them. But that's the problem for the occasion
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  Speaker 1: for the holiday. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do that, and my wife honors that request to me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have nobody at my house on my limited time
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  Speaker 1: off that I don't like. Just do that for me.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a lot of way about people that go
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: over their mom's house, right, or they go over their parents'
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: house and they gotta stay and put up with people
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: that they don't like for the sake of their parents.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's on I don't go
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  Speaker 1: know where I ain't liked. I think here's the biggest problem.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Not you, but you may not like who's coming, but
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: you dealing well when they get down, I'm gone, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm cool with the family. It's who the family
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: brain with them, and that they don't tell you. Once again,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: my wife got a cousin, always gonna bring somebody. We
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: don't know who the hell he is, and you got you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't relax. I don't need I need to get
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: him to have two spoons and keep clicking them to
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  Speaker 1: gel so I know where you at. Well, when you
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: invite them, do you say plus one? Or you just
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: invite them and they bring someone? They don't look you Now,
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  Speaker 1: she just come over with somebody new every yeah, oh
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: they already en route. Kind huh. My aunt, my grandmother sister.
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  Speaker 1: When she come over I leave because ain't nobody telling
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  Speaker 1: me about her condition either at anybody told me. She
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: her memory going yeah, see, I don't like see, I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: don't like that because she's surprised about everything. She don't
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: remember nobody nothing, and spent her Hey ain't and she said,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: who who is that? Who is that? Who is right there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. Five hours of that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Here your plate? What's this on this plate? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: That's turkey and dressed that? You don't know? This is
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: the reason we're here today. You don't know that, then
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you gotta mash up, you know what I'm saying? Like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: she go to the restroom, didn come back and say Hi,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I get to the bathroom. You just left out of there. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it for five hours. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I leave. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: come over. Have the reason wakes when you see it? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know who else I don't like. I don't like
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: them people that come over to the house. What and
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  Speaker 1: take more food with them than they come on? I'm
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: telling you, man, Like, are you for real? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna cut out half a pan of dressing.
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  Speaker 1: You got a spatchlor, you take it so much dressing
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: out you're you're using a spatching the dog. But you
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: in that three foul time? But do they bring their
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  Speaker 1: own aluminum foil in their bags? Stuff being in the car?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Ye have to go kid? You know what? They got
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  Speaker 1: these new ziplock bags just bigger than a gallon big
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  Speaker 1: the show right after these jams you're listening show. Dandally
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  Speaker 1: Brown for the Steve Having on the show. The question is,
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  Speaker 1: who's the person in your family or in your life
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: that's always borrow money? My sister, she owes your money
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: right now? Like how much? I'm not even gonna say,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: my son, my cousins, my cousin as well, my sister.
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  Speaker 1: Bout is a giveaway. You don't even look for it back. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: Also my brother begging Billy. If you could get the
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  Speaker 1: money back that your brother owes you right now, how
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: much would it be? Hundreds of dollars? Hundreds of dollars,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: thousands of dollars? I Jandary Brown for the Steve Ivery
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Who's the person in your family that's always
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: borrowing money? Answer is there? You know what, it's not
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: borned if I don't give it back, it's not my sister.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: If she paid you back right now, how much would
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: it be? Who was ten thousand dollars from my dad?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: He owe your money right now? No, actually doesn't my
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: sister if she paid you back right now, how much
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: would it be? Four hundred dollars? One of my uncles,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: how much does he owe you right now? Probably a
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: couple of hundred. Do you think you'll ever see that money? No,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: he never pays his bets back. Me. You owe your
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: sister money? Yeah, you paid her back? How much would
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: it be now? I'm pretty good? Pretty good? David Brown
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Who's a person in
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: your family is always borrowing money? Steve? Steve Harvey, Steve
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: didn't borrow no money from you? The money from me?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: How much? As hell? You're right now a lot of
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: money because I said this suit never come in favorite quarter.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Guys, time to have
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: some fun. We gotta ask you. Is there a member
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: junior your family comes to mind? But is there one
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: member of your family? Because I love his family, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's guilty. Is there one member of your family that's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: guilty of just always being a problem, just being a
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: massive Thanksgiving? And what have they done that one? Not?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Ten Martin's gonna be there, Uh, David, Uncle Jay, Uncle Red.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some people that's gonna be some problems. Okay,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying shirty. When you come to our Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 1: get in your click, don't go over and somebody's click
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: getting your click. Let stay with your people, because I'm
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: telling you go up. It's mingle with each other. Families
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: had clicks like that though time prisoners hain't with the prisoners.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: They got all kinds to wait what you can't be free?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Ain't never been a prisoner to talk? What they talk
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: about over the prison? They click up. Everybody has been
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: locked up. They all they all together. They're the card table,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: domino table. You know they're over there looking with mirrors
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: around calling. You didn't know if Yeah, you have no
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: idea what they talked about, what they talking about. You
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: don't know about going to bed at nine lights out?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that. You don't know why
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  Speaker 1: would you be over there. You don't know how they
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: got the cell phone in the in the hole. You
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: don't know how to get them in. You ain't contribute
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: to the talk. You don't know you, yeah, you don't
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: know about unscrewing the lightbulb, crushing it in the in
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: the whole town, and what you're doing with the you know,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you don't know them about that. He put it out
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: in the hallway. That's how to hear the guard coming. Yeah,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: you don't know about this. I wouldn't. Yeah, you ain't
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: never hear a shank any You ain't never come on
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: let them know. That's what you don't have? No fits
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: over in that converence. Say what do you know about
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: how to press your pants? And you don't know about
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: putting your pants in between the mattress? You don't know
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: about that and lay on it to get a cross?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Would you be talking? You don't know how to make
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: top rumming in the comole. You don't know how to
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: do that yet, no idea that ain't for you. That's
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: when you were at your leave. What you're doing over that?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I love your friend. You can relate to my bringing cars,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: more payments and somebody going to school. Your hand had
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: no business over in this corner. And you know when
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: they compre gate that they always comeregate in low light.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: They don't never be in open. Every time they get
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: together their asses in a cone is low. You over
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: here trying to talk to us, ain't got one recipe
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: to make hoop. You ain't never had fermentuted fruit in
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: your damn life. Put you over here for man, Do
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: that bring anything to the dinner? Jair? Hell no, They
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: take all the scraps and make something with it? All right,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Steve coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day. Guys. It's
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: been a pretty fun, crazy, crazy ignorant day on this
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Crazy Ignorant Show. A lot of fun today. But Steve,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: now it's time to get a little serious. And so
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I just want to encourage people to do something really
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: really simple today. And I think this is something that
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  Speaker 1: most people would agree to want. It's really this simple.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody should want more for your life. I'm talking about
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: your life right there, the one that you have. You
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: should want more for your life. You should never allow
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: yourself to become complacent. Now, I want you to understand something.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Some people get complacency confuse with they don't want to
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: seem ungrateful. Once again, some people get complacency confused with
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: not wanting to appear ungrateful. Well, I don't want to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: keep asking God for nothing because I don't want him
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: to think I ain't grateful for what I have. Well,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: thank you for it. Then that's really simple. Simply thank
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: God for what you have. That's the gratitude. But then
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: it's still okay to want more for your life. Here's
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the good news. God actually wants you to have more
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: for your life. God is really looking for people to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: show off. He really is. I happen to raise my
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: hand all the time in volunteer I do. I just say, God,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: pick me, come on, do me, use me, show me.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Now that doesn't mean I'm perfect. I'm far from it.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: But I do want God's blessings to be able to
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: flow through me, So I keep an open channel in
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: my life for that stuff to flow through. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I want more. That's the beginning of getting it. Then
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  Speaker 1: I have the good sense to ask Him for more.
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  Speaker 1: You have not because you ask not. Well, I happen
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  Speaker 1: to be a big asker of stuff. So now I
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  Speaker 1: want more. I ask for more. Now here's the trick
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  Speaker 1: to asking for more and wanting more. You have got
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  Speaker 1: to be willing to do more. Oh, now you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do more. Now. That's the one thing that stops so
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  Speaker 1: many people both from having and wanting more for their life.
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  Speaker 1: If God will give you blessings and God will increase
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  Speaker 1: your measure in life, if God comes to give you
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  Speaker 1: life and give you life more abundantly, if He's promised
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  Speaker 1: to do that for you and what you have to
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  Speaker 1: do in return is you have to be willing to
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  Speaker 1: do more. See you, you can't get more without doing more.
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  Speaker 1: Convenience is built through inconvenience, you can stop wanting what
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  Speaker 1: you see everybody else with and you ain't willing to
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  Speaker 1: do what everybody else did to get it quick look
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  Speaker 1: at it Oprah's pile over there. If you ain't willing
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  Speaker 1: to do what Oprah did, which Tom, an average person
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  Speaker 1: is not because an average person wants to be comfortable,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't be successful and stay comfortable. I was
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  Speaker 1: interviewing the wrestler on my show yesterday, Dave or Teach.
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  Speaker 1: A great story man. This cat was really out of it,
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  Speaker 1: really really fascinating story he had, and we were talking
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  Speaker 1: and he was talking about living outside your comfort zone.
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  Speaker 1: And I told him one of the things that I've
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  Speaker 1: had to learn how to do in order to become
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  Speaker 1: successful is I've had to become comfortable with being uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: He said, wow, Wow, that's a great way to put
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  Speaker 1: his step. I have learned how to be comfortable while
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  Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable, because in order to get successful, you have
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  Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable. You have to do things that you
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like doing. All the time. You have to
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  Speaker 1: show up when you don't want to show up. You
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  Speaker 1: have to be there when you feel like being somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say yes a lot of times when
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  Speaker 1: you really want to just say no. That's where you're at, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's how you become successful. But you can't keep asking
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  Speaker 1: God for more and you ain't willing to do more.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. It cannot happen that way, folks.
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  Speaker 1: So come on, I want you to want more for
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  Speaker 1: your life. But there's a scripture that that bags that
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  Speaker 1: up too. It said to whom much is given, much
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  Speaker 1: is required. Now you don't want the requirements, then he
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to pull up on the given. But if
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  Speaker 1: you want the given, know that here come the requirements.
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  Speaker 1: So one more time, if you don't want the requirements,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna have to pull up on the given. Do
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: not be the one who blocks your own blessings. Want
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  Speaker 1: more for your life and be willing to do the
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  Speaker 1: things to accept and receive more. It's just discipline. It's
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  Speaker 1: just some more work. But if you just cut out
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  Speaker 1: some of the bs man man, just cut out some
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  Speaker 1: of the happy hours, just cut out some of the drinking,
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  Speaker 1: you can't smoke one every day though, you can't go
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  Speaker 1: to all the clubs. So man, you're just gonna run
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  Speaker 1: all the women. That's that's that's, that's what you're gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: all of them. I got news for you. Man, can't
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  Speaker 1: be successful, then you can't drop it all for all.
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