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Paul Mooney, Shaq and Sir Charles, Sheryl Underwood, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like amazing bus things. And it's not me
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  Speaker 1: through good Steve Haring to mother sty don't joy. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn You gotta turn to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out, turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your bab I shall will Good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Why
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  Speaker 1: Because God, God is in the blessing business. If you
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  Speaker 1: go get in line, he has something for you. God
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  Speaker 1: is amazing. The plan he actually has for you is
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  Speaker 1: so far greater than you can possibly imagine. It's really
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  Speaker 1: mind blowing. And as I look back on where He's
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  Speaker 1: brought me from and what he's currently doing for me,
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  Speaker 1: all I can do is tell you is God. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I can tell you, Because I tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't foresee it. You know. It oftentimes amazes me
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  Speaker 1: when I listened to celebrities when they interview how they say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I always always thought that this would happen
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  Speaker 1: for me, and I just you know it could be true,
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  Speaker 1: but for me, it's not that way at all. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't imagine it this way. I had a dream of
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  Speaker 1: becoming famous one day, but I had no idea it
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  Speaker 1: would it would ever get to this. It was a
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  Speaker 1: very very simple desire for fame. That is no way
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  Speaker 1: I could have seen all this. There is no way
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  Speaker 1: I am telling you this is. This has been nothing
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  Speaker 1: for me but the grace of God, and all the
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  Speaker 1: times I failed, every time I had fallen, he picked
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  Speaker 1: me up, He dusted me off, and he kept me moving.
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  Speaker 1: It has been an amazing thing to watch God do
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  Speaker 1: what he do. As I look back on my history
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  Speaker 1: and you sometimes look back on your history, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to see, man, wow, what God has done for you
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  Speaker 1: and what He's brought you through to enable you to
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  Speaker 1: be where you are. It is amazing because really, I
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  Speaker 1: mean really real talk. Now, had he allowed all of
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  Speaker 1: the decisions I had made to play all the way out,
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you I wouldn't be here today. But God,
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  Speaker 1: through this grace and mercy, who had a plan for me,
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  Speaker 1: who was just waiting on me to come get in line,
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  Speaker 1: and then he was gonna start empty, and now he
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  Speaker 1: was gonna start shipping out all the boxes in heaven
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  Speaker 1: with my name on it. And man, and what a
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  Speaker 1: great god he is, what a great god he is.
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  Speaker 1: And you have boxes of blessings with your name on
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  Speaker 1: it that he is waiting to ship. But he needs
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  Speaker 1: you to go down there and get in line. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It is not that he has more
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  Speaker 1: boxes for other people than he do you. He got
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  Speaker 1: boxes with your name on it who have never been shipped.
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  Speaker 1: Because you will not get in line to go get him.
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  Speaker 1: You will not ask God for him, you will not
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  Speaker 1: do the things necessary to attain them. We stop our
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  Speaker 1: own blessings. Man, I have been the biggest stopper of
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  Speaker 1: my blessings than anybody else. I can't really get mad
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  Speaker 1: at nobody. I got nobody to blame for my existence
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  Speaker 1: but me. But then at the same time, I can't
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  Speaker 1: take credit for this. I really really can't. I kid
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  Speaker 1: you not. I cannot take credit for it. And if
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  Speaker 1: you ever see me taking credit for it, tap me
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  Speaker 1: on the shoulder, say Steve, pull up. Remember you said
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  Speaker 1: this ain't about you. If you catch me taking too
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  Speaker 1: much credit, you have my permission to stop me now here.
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  Speaker 1: It is the deal, though, and This is what I
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  Speaker 1: want to get through to today, moving forward while under attack,
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  Speaker 1: new level, new devil. You know, every time you go somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: every time you try to progress, every time you make
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  Speaker 1: a decision to be better, to do better, that's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a confrontation you're going to have because it
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  Speaker 1: is the enemy's job to not see you go forward,
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  Speaker 1: do better. Won't more behave yourself? There is a force
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  Speaker 1: that is operative out there that has people working on
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  Speaker 1: his behalf twenty four seven. You got a computer, go
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  Speaker 1: go read a blog. Just go read a blog. They're
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  Speaker 1: busy man, not knowing, but just saying evil stuff constantly.
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  Speaker 1: That's a job. Well, here's what happens. I you. We
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  Speaker 1: have to always keep moving forward while we're under attack,
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  Speaker 1: because the attack is going to always come. If you
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  Speaker 1: allow the attackers to stop you, you will lose that
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  Speaker 1: particular battle. And you cannot afford this. You know. My
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  Speaker 1: father used to say, be careful when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: kick somebody off the ladder, because you got to take
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  Speaker 1: your foot off too, and you might slip. And so
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  Speaker 1: when people are taking their feet off the ladder, most
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  Speaker 1: of them, more the majority there may't even own a ladder.
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  Speaker 1: They just at the bottom throwing stuff up at you.
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  Speaker 1: They are just shaking your ladder. They ain't even they
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  Speaker 1: ain't even on your level. Really tell you the truth,
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  Speaker 1: they really not. You have moved on far beyond them, spiritually, physically, everything,
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  Speaker 1: but they are still shaking your ladder and attacking. You.
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  Speaker 1: Keep moving forward while under attack, because the attacks are
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  Speaker 1: going to come. If you take the time to stop
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  Speaker 1: and address it, you are impeding your own progress. This
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  Speaker 1: is very important to understand. Go on about your business
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  Speaker 1: and remember Steve Harvey, and remember those of you out there.
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  Speaker 1: There is a Bible verse that helps me out every time.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know why. I got it on six
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  Speaker 1: different plaques sitting all around my offices. Everywhere I go,
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  Speaker 1: I can read it Isaiah fifty four seventeen. No weapon
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  Speaker 1: formed against me, She'll prosper that because this is that
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  Speaker 1: he will put me under his wings or protection. And
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  Speaker 1: this is my inheritance as a servant of the Lord period.
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  Speaker 1: I'm his boy, he my man, so so dig so
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  Speaker 1: when you come in for me, I have to just
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  Speaker 1: rest on that Lord right there, that he got it
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  Speaker 1: that no weapon formed against me shall prosper. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: like you. Sometimes you know we know better, but sometimes
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  Speaker 1: we don't do better. Man, let them say what they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. When they get through saying it, when they
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  Speaker 1: get through writing it, when they get through talking about you,
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  Speaker 1: when they get through lyne about you. Guess what they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do. They're gonna have to step back
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  Speaker 1: and watch your rise. They're gonna have to kick back
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  Speaker 1: and watch what God got for you, because nothing God
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  Speaker 1: got for you. Can't nobody stop it. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what they do. Keep moving forward while under attack. You're
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  Speaker 1: somebody tell you something, man. Minister Lewis fair Khan taught
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  Speaker 1: me something very important one day, he says, Steve, remember this.
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  Speaker 1: He said. It is a common thing for a dog
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  Speaker 1: to bark up at the moon. But if the moon
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  Speaker 1: balks back at the dog, the dog becomes famous. You
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  Speaker 1: feel me, the moon was talking to you. What did you?
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  Speaker 1: How did the moon stop and talk to you? Don't
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  Speaker 1: give them that. Let the dog bark up at the moon.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you be up there? You go where God got
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  Speaker 1: you going. Don't bark back at this dog because the
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  Speaker 1: dog come famous because they ain't gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: get to you. But the dog is famous. Now they
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  Speaker 1: want to interview the dog. Not a dog. Guess what
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  Speaker 1: he gonna do? More bark and guess what about you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Gone about your business, y'all. God is in the blessing
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  Speaker 1: business all day long. Man, Go get in line, get
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  Speaker 1: you some get them packages and boxes ship to you.
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  Speaker 1: They got your name on it. Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you've been looking for, but it
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  Speaker 1: got hill. It has a ride. It's called moaning. It's hill.
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  Speaker 1: It is a pot us. It's phrased as a new date,
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  Speaker 1: a new chance, a new beginning, an opportunity, the land
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  Speaker 1: of greatness and gratitude were in it, ain't you glad?
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  Speaker 1: I know I am. Ladies and gentlemen. This to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Make no mistake about it. Badest radio
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  Speaker 1: show in the land. Balls nun cash from money on it.
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  Speaker 1: Who you thought it were? Well, it ain't. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley strawb Hey, good morning, Steve Glad a balket, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: come up to call it for real? Good morning? What's up? Crew?
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  Speaker 1: Is Thursday? Up? In this piece? What you got going on?
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  Speaker 1: Junior man? Glad to be in the building. What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Uncles having a family all day. Nephew Tommy top top
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  Speaker 1: in the building under Steve trying to be a moving
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  Speaker 1: shaker man, trying to be a moving shaking well through. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good sirsday. How y'all feel the sweet? Feel like Friday
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  Speaker 1: taking too long? That's what I feel like Thursday, Remember Friday?
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  Speaker 1: That time. I'm gonna come down and play golf with
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  Speaker 1: you in a couple of weeks. Please, do you gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a little get away? Yeah, I'm telling my wife
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  Speaker 1: I'm going the whole weekend. I want to understand, but
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  Speaker 1: he come in here. I understand. I want to get
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  Speaker 1: out of this house though, girl stops. We're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a hotel on a golf course, yes, yeah, set somewhere
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  Speaker 1: else we could play. Man, I'll do that. Drop in
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  Speaker 1: on him sitting around with them, lie, but they do
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  Speaker 1: not play golf, and I can't go to one of them. Job.
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  Speaker 1: Can you drive a bus? I ain't putting the ride
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  Speaker 1: around with his ass gonna be You're gonna be, yeah, dog,
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  Speaker 1: just shitting up in the front where everybody seem as
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  Speaker 1: soon as they get on. Ain't nobody gonna believe it?
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  Speaker 1: If you sit on the front seat. Ain't nobody gonna
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  Speaker 1: because you know, don't nobody look at the front seat.
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  Speaker 1: They get on, see where they're gonna sit there, ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna know with me? And I'm gonna have mask on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know why I'm lying. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: fit to do that. It be funny. It will be
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  Speaker 1: even bus eighty eight and film it. You'd have to
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  Speaker 1: film it for sure. You hold on stee it's a
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  Speaker 1: bump coming up at the right turn. Hold on dout.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be interesting. Man. I was thinking about that time
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  Speaker 1: coming going down there and see my boys. Hell, I
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  Speaker 1: can play golf with time. Love that, love that. Then
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  Speaker 1: you can bite them over to the chateau toime. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen I'm coming, y'all. I ain't never seen
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  Speaker 1: the shot caller gonna welcome you have to do. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna get here before you get there. Calling. Now, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something and mask don't call him. Yes, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Tommy lives far north. I live far south, so
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  Speaker 1: he lives an hour away from me. Okay, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. If I'm staying in
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  Speaker 1: the in the gallerya air which it only read on
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  Speaker 1: the air. I know about that's where you go. How
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  Speaker 1: far is after your house? Tommy to five minutes? That's
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  Speaker 1: all it took off was fifteen minutes. Man. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make sure you're gonna you're gonna play at the Chetel. Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: all right, uh coming up in thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, asked the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: in the building. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for ask the
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  Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Steve, this one is
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  Speaker 1: from Miracle in Duval County. I'm saying like that she
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  Speaker 1: come on. I know I was waiting three two one
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  Speaker 1: all right. Miracle writes, I'm a thirty year old newly
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  Speaker 1: wed and this is my first marriage. My husband has
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  Speaker 1: been married before, and he's still friends with his ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mind at all because he never saw her
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  Speaker 1: until recently. We closed on our house last week and
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  Speaker 1: he was there while the alarm was being installed. When
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  Speaker 1: we got back to our apartment, he said his ex
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  Speaker 1: wife stopped by to see the house because she saw
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook that we got the house. He said, he
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  Speaker 1: showed her around and she loved it. I was livid.
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  Speaker 1: How can he be so stupid? Who should I be
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  Speaker 1: more upset with her or him? Well, you're not married
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  Speaker 1: to her, right, So y'all by a house clothes only
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  Speaker 1: she in the house for you? Get there, right? But
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  Speaker 1: you forget on Facebook. Don't forget they put it on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you can't come in here, just
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  Speaker 1: my wife house, see see doc, I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: y'all offer is when you buy the house, it's not
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  Speaker 1: your wos no more right, doc, Really, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: technically that's her house. Get a divorce, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: show you who the house going back? How well? You know?
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  Speaker 1: I mean houses for some people social media? Yea, they
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  Speaker 1: all gone. All the house I'll builds gone. You're balling now,
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  Speaker 1: It's all good. It's all good. Everything I look back
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  Speaker 1: on I lost, God gave me ten folds. I'm all good.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good thing about it. Man. And some Grayson
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  Speaker 1: mercy and you could be on your way. But when
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  Speaker 1: you get the Grayson mercy, now get on. Don't lay
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  Speaker 1: around wallet in it. Yeah. I is your ex for
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  Speaker 1: a reason. Yeah, and you don't have to post everything.
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  Speaker 1: He's stupid. Your ex wife ain't got no business in
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  Speaker 1: your new house with your wife though. Yeah, but she
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  Speaker 1: know it. Thought girl, he had me come over that house.
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  Speaker 1: See what I thought. I've seen it. Huh All we're
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  Speaker 1: moving on? Uh Tanya and Montgomery says. I'm twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: years old and I've been with my boyfriend for three years.
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  Speaker 1: I really want to get married and have at least
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  Speaker 1: two children. My boyfriend doesn't want to get married until
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  Speaker 1: he completes grad school. We were on the same page
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  Speaker 1: with religion, and we're saving money to get a nice
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  Speaker 1: home one day. There's just one thing that's really bothering me.
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  Speaker 1: I've never met his parents in the three years we've
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  Speaker 1: been dating. I don't want us to break up, but
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  Speaker 1: this is so not cool. Is he just stringing me along?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't know now. If they live
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  Speaker 1: out of town, I understand, But if everybody they're in
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  Speaker 1: the gun, Yeah, we got a damn problem. Now, I've
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  Speaker 1: been in Montgomery. It ain't that damn big now. I
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  Speaker 1: like Montgoverny. They got some good people down there. The
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  Speaker 1: late great my best friend Greg Calhoun was there. Ye, man,
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  Speaker 1: I missed that boy my boy, Paul Davis down I
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  Speaker 1: missed that boy, bad man, But talk anyway. It got
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  Speaker 1: some great people down there. If you if he she
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  Speaker 1: lived in town, they live in town, and you ain't
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  Speaker 1: met the mama. I don't know what y'all do in
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  Speaker 1: three unless he shame. He can't be scared to bring
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  Speaker 1: you by there because you may see the side he
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: don't want you to see. That could be it, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't think you should break up
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  Speaker 1: over not meeting the parents, especially if he's talking about
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  Speaker 1: marring you. But he said, y'all ain't getting married till
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  Speaker 1: at the grad school. I can understand that man getting
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  Speaker 1: married school, you know. I understand that all right, and
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  Speaker 1: you know you want kidsthing. But how she let three
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  Speaker 1: years go by them? I mean, how old is she, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: she's twenty seven seventh day and twenty four. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: law say you got to get married right now, you know?
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  Speaker 1: But now he talked about it after grad school. They
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  Speaker 1: just said that he told her after grad school. Now
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  Speaker 1: she'd have moved up to date in her mind, but
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  Speaker 1: now she'd be mad because she ain't met the mom
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  Speaker 1: and daddy just sit tight sister. You know when he
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  Speaker 1: get out of grad school. He says he's go mad.
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  Speaker 1: Probably ain't doing did you say, did you mumble? Probably business?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I said, ain't. Surely, I ain't ever said isn't isn't
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: isn't ain't your my vocably all right? Teddy in Chicago says,
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  Speaker 1: we're just moving on it. I'm in my mid forties
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: and my wife and I have hit a rough patch
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  Speaker 1: in our sex life. We both sleep nude, and she
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  Speaker 1: is a nice booty and backs it up on me
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  Speaker 1: every night, but has a fit if I touch it.
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  Speaker 1: After two weeks of this, I asked her why, and
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  Speaker 1: she said that if I cleaned up after myself and
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  Speaker 1: put her first like I should, then my privileges wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be cut off. I want to fix this as quick
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  Speaker 1: as I can. Uncle Steve, what can I do to
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  Speaker 1: get back? I don't. I don't understand what you're saying. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's saying, the live together. Are they married, Yeah, they're married,
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  Speaker 1: they're married, mid forties. He in me and forties. How
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  Speaker 1: is she? He didn't say. They sleep nude, and for
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  Speaker 1: two weeks his wife has been in the bed nude.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she cuddles with him, but if he touches it,
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  Speaker 1: it's off limits. They spooned in, but they ain't spoke,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I think it's yeah, I'm leaving behind this hill. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: now we're breaking up over bye. Thank you? You know
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  Speaker 1: nice knowing he had nice life, telling kids, I said,
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  Speaker 1: see you, that was funny. Spoon But they're not forking
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  Speaker 1: out anybody anybody doing it anybody? No, no, bye, they
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  Speaker 1: can't talk. See talk for what? No. Look, all she
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  Speaker 1: wants him to do is pick up after himself and
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  Speaker 1: put her first, all right, coming up next to what
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  Speaker 1: did that come from? In the letter? I said it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. All I heard was don't touch me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you had. The hells we neck it fall?
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  Speaker 1: What coming up next to the nephew and run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back? Right after this You're listening show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Miss Anna standing by
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  Speaker 1: with our national news plus some sad news to report
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  Speaker 1: legendary comedian Paul Mooney has passed away. Our condolence is
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: going out to the entire Mooney family. We'll talk about
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: his legendary career at the top of the hour, but
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  Speaker 1: right now we're gonna switch gears to the nephew who
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: is here to make us laugh, would run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his naf Naked yoga, take your
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  Speaker 1: time with me, if you would, if you'll naked yoga.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: If you remember, it was Adam who was naked and
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: sorry and the goden avida and we're both naked and
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: not knowing at that time that they would naked. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't until come, okay, let's go naked yo. Hello, Hello,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Uh is it Gordon? Right, it's Gordon.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Gordon? Listen, my name is Let
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: me let me turn down the TV. You call them
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: about the apartment? Yes, yes, I was trying to see
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: about maybe coming over to take a look at it,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: or seeing if it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know if this still available or one. No, no,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: no still from rent. Um. Let me be straight with you. Um.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Uh you know no pets and uh no no smoking
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of any kind? No, no, I understand. Okay, if I'm
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: understanding the listing here, it's like eight undred fifty dollars
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: a month, right fifty? You got a parking spot? Um?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Your private bathroom with a shower and uh a fifty,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need first last month and uh really, um,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: let me well, what's your name? My name is darniell
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Okay first, um so yeah, um first last month and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: uh so security number. I can do a background chet okay, okay,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this. You got I got
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: out like a back backyard area. I teach classes in
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the mornings, and I want to know if you have
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that that that's pretty much will kind of locked me
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: in if you gotta If you guys got a backyard
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: that I can use, we got a backyard? What do
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you teach? I teach yoga. I teach yoga in the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: mornings from from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a problem. You're making make money through yoga, yes, sir,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I definitely do. I make enough definitely to cover the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: red that's for sure. Dad shouldn't be a problem. I
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: know I know a little bit about yoga. That's that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know you're not
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: making no noise as yoga, that's that's not a problem.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: moved in? Man? I'm trying to get something. I just
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: moved in from the from the East Coast. I jumped
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: on my yoga pretty quick and it got a quite
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: a bit of clientele built up. And you know, I'm
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: just just ready to get starting, get moved in, man,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: something that I can actually call home, you know. Uh yeah, Well,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you know we're looking at rent, rent it out pretty quick, um,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you know, because we want to try and get it
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: filled as soon as possible. Because if you said, we
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: are you more you you got a roommate, you're you're
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: it would be me and my wife and uh it's
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a three bedroom home, you would have the room in
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the back of the bathroom and uh yeah, like a
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: fifty to do a credit check, you know, we meet, Um,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I can do the background check and uh no, no,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: no check what what what? What? What? What? What? What
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: do you necessarily need to do that for? Well, you
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: gotta know who you're into, and then you want to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: know what the credit they got, so if they can
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: afford the rent or not. You know, I got I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: got real good credit. Man, My credit is fired. I'm
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I'm a hundred on my credit scores. Oh damn. All right,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: when you get here is how you feel that application.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: But you know, if you if you're ready to get
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: it cracking, I can do. I can do a background checking.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You right, not give me a SOB security number, Okay,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: but let me let me go ahead and just do
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: this man on that background check because you know that
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: what I want to say about that is this, it
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: might be something on there about like when I was
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: on the East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: naked yoga. You know what I mean, naked yoka. Uh.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: You know you may see something on there about me
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: being a nipp whole naked yoga yos. That's what that's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: kind of yoga I was teaching on the East Coast
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: was naked yoga. You know what I'm standing and everybody
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: with my tea naga yoga here. Well, but see it's
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: in the backyard. It's closed in you know, in the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: my backyard. And you what what what other glitz you got?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You said, there's some glitches, Michael, Well what is the
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: glitz you got? Well you might see that I'm in
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: nif FO mania. But see, but see I took some
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I took for what I have took counseling for that. Though,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: what do you need to take some counseling over somewhere else.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: in my backyard. Not see, man, all that's behind me now,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: that's on the east coast. Man that that's that's all
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: behind me. Now I didn't put that thing down. Man,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't care if it's behind you in front of
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you on the side. You're doing some naked yoga in
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: my backyard. That ain't happening, man, matter of fact. Man, hey, man, listen,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: scratch all your lichens that qualified and move in there.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: And now you're gonna sit here and tell me yall
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: can't tell about doing some naked yoga in my backyard
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: with no twenty thirty people. Then my wife's being on man.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You look well you fend of your wife, do man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Just scratch that one off your list and just move
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: on to the next one. Because ain't know naked yoga
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: is going down back here with no ni from man
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: the act. I don't know what else y'all might be doing.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't know who does next, yo,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: we all it's just it's just it's just a serene moment. Man,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: when you find yourself. That's all this really is about.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Were you better find yourself somewhere else. That's what I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: know you ain't doing. No nigga, yo, get my backyard.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you even cast somebody with that. He Man,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over that to this address and start
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: looking at this place because I want to set up
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: shop right here in my backyard. I don't even know
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you talking about you got some lyches in your past.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a foot in your How do you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: know that this isn't something that your wife might really
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: want to get into? My wife, I don't even missing
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: my wife's name. Man, he don't know me, don't know
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: even know my wife. Take my uf your listen, you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: come out there. You're gonna have another lynch. I'm coming
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: out of what darn you just stand room and you're
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: gonna show it to me. Thanks showing you. You come
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: come out of here. I'm gonna show you something else.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: My fact. I am a damn anna recover Limpho maniac.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I'm recovered. I have a cover nipple. Mini. You're about
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to get your buyer maniac. I'm the maniac. Please believe
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: darn now, to come over that right now over here.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: When they come over that now, man, so we can
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: say the fifth I ain't having that. Do not, man, listen,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: come over that place. You could just matter like, man,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: look this. You can do whatever you want somewhere else,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: but this right here, this ain't the place for you.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that right now. Darnew to your wife. Man,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: let me your wife, your wife talk about this ain't
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the place for you. Go somewheld. Take that for your wife.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Please let me talk to your wife. Do not even
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: slyne me, darnel me. Your man Ain't that kind of dude.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Remember you're about to bring this out of me. Do
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: not bring this over here, darn now. So so as
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: far as your wife, man, let me right your white
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: this right here is over for real. You're gonna come
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: out here and catch your case. Okay. Can I Can
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? And you can't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: say darknew because this conversation is over. Man, Okay, how
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: about that? Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: What you got to say? Man? What this is nephew
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: tim me from the Steve Hobby morning to show you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your brother. Oh get out of here. Man.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: This nephew, Tommy, who who told you to do this
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to me? Man? Yo, brother, my brother. Oh, I'm gonna
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: get this. Oh my god. Man, my heart is all
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: beating off fast. Man. Get out of here. Man. Man
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, Man, Man, I was gonna whoop your
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: butt naked if you came around here. Man. You just
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. Man, I'm so glad this joke. You have
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: no idea. I'm so glad it's a joke. Man. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you know last year naked yoga was case. You don't
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: know what that cadence is that it is Richard Pryor
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: from the Incredible movie Which way is up? As you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: know last year the trench bought me this glove. Tommy,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you got it down to what he is up? All right,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening to
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: morning show. In today's entertainment news, the Beet Awards will
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: return in June. That is good news. The Beet Awards
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: will be back alive with a fully vaccinated audience on Sunday,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: June twenty seventh, So get ready for that. The network
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: will invite fully vaccinated audience members. BT said they will
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: work closely with the Los Angeles County UH to support
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: community vaccination efforts to ensure adherence to COVID nineteen protocols.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: So that's good news. We have missed you. Beet Awards.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Put us back, man, everything is bad. It's like, yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that's how to watch bat turning. Yes, we got thirty audience.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Y'all pack standing all right, and we're going to switch
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: gears here because this is really some sad news for
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: the comedy world. Paul Mooney was a longtime comedian. You
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: guys all know him. Of course, he was a writer,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: He was an actor and of course best known Steve
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: for his work with Richard Pryor. Well, yesterday Paul Mooney
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: passed away. He had a heart attack. He was seventy
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: nine years old and according to his family, mister Mooney
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: passed away at his home in Oakland and paramedics tried
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: unsuccessfully to revive him. Paul Mooney was a legend in
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: show business, both on stage and behind the scenes because
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: he was an actor and a huge contributing writer to
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Richard Pryor's stand up and his performances. So rest in peace.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Paul Mooney, old, stop White, been doing it for you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I love that dude. Man Um. We did the AHA
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Comedy Awards, the very first one. This guy was throwing
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and he threw it at the Hollywood Casino and the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: room was full of preachers and First Ladies and uh,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Paul Mooney was one of the acts. But let me
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: tell you something. When I tell you a guy who
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: went on stage and did him no matter what, it
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: was Paul Mooney. When he started on a pastor stood
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: up with the First Lady and said, this is completely inappropriate.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: He said, I ain't got to that part, hit man,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and I was on the second row and boiler should
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: he I ain't got to that part hit and brother,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: he did the most inappropriate hysterical set when five minutes
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: in the preachers and First Ladies was screaming last it
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: was right. It was before OJ Simpson had got free.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: He was on trial. OJ Simpson thing had just started.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He was on trial, and man Mooney had wrote the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: most brilliant stuff about OJ driving up that freeway with
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Al Collins and man, he was really really I'm gonna
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. Richard Pryde was a He was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: huge in writing for Richard Prye. Y'all don't know it,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: but he was huge for Fox. He was huge for
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Flip Wilson thought this stude was no joke, man, this
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: stude was legend. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about him in closing.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He was a good brother man, all right, Steve. So
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: let's switch gears again here and time for today's headline,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, miss a Tripp. Okay, thank you very much, everybody. Well,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the battle between Israel and Hamas is now and it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: eleventh day. President Biden has reportedly been employing a behind
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the scenes type strategy to try and get Israel to
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: be the first to back down. Yesterday, Jewish State said no,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: that Hamas started it, and that's defending its own right
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: to exist. But there's worried around this morning that both
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: sides say that they may stop but within maybe the
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: next two days, although nobody over there seems to say
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it seems to see any of that declining. In Washington,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Republican lawmakers worse seeking to derail a movement to form
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: an independent commission to thoroughly investigate last January's Capitol Hill insurrection.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sought bipartisan support for the panel
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and even gave up some of the provisions that Democrats
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: wanted to try and make a deal in the interest
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: of bipartisanship. We were yielder on many points which we
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: thought be important and were not necessarily mirrowing nine eleven,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: but mirrowing many commissions since nine eleven. Republicans, though, had
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: been saying that the country needed to just move on
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: or broaden the scope of the probe to include Black
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Lives Matter and Antifa, even though neither of those groups
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: stormed the Capitol anyway. In the end, though, thirty five
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Republicans bucked Donald Trump and party leaders and voted with
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the Democrats. When they get in the center, they're going
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to need sixty votes. By the way, a total of
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: ten investigations were conducted into the twenty twelve Benghazi attack.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Remember that six of them by Republican control committees. They
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: were allegations that the Obama administration was engaged in a
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: cover up, but no evidence of that was ever found.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Ten investigations into Benghazi. Far right Rocker and COVID denier
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Ted Nugent has it. However, the sevent two year old Nugent,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a staunch Trump supporter, says he refuses to take the
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Coving vaccine because he claims there are questions about its
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: safety in Texas. The bill that's expected to be signed
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: into law bands early abortions and allow civil lawsuits against
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the healthcare provider is involved. And finally, it's sad news
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: for US. Comedian Paul Mooney has died, reportedly of stage
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: four colon cancer. He was seventy nine years old. He
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: would have been eighty in August. Producer Clay Berry and
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I did a regular morning show with Paul Mooney back
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and four in New York City. Besides
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: his own act, Paul wrote for the Richard Pryor show,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: As You Heard. Fans loved him for his on target
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: singers about racism. When he owned us, white focuses. I'm
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: happy white people look at them now. They's so depressed
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and said, let slavery come back tomorrow. Well, they don't
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: want us in their neighborhood when they owners moves in
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: their house. When they owned us, we had twelve and
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: fourteen jobs now that were free. I'm so sorry there's
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: no job mad because we got away. Let slavey come
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: back in tomorrow, be on that porch. Welcome home. Your
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: room is just like it was. We haven't changed Paul Mooney,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: who loved that man. Now back to the Steve Harvey
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: So we talked about this earlier, guys. As we all know,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: legendary comedian and actor and writer, brilliant writer Paul Mooney
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: passed away on Wednesday from a heart attack. He was
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: seventy nine years old. Paul Mooney was a huge contributor
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: to the Richard Pryor Show and to mister Pryor's stand
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: up acts. Later on, Paul Mooney appeared on The Chapelle Show,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and yesterday TMZ spoke to Chapelle about Paul Mooney. Take
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a listen. I want to shout out every comedian on earth.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: When the best that ever did it passed away today,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: his legacy will live forever. He did everything from Richard
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Pryor Show to Chapelle Show. He's one of the first
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: black people ever in the writer's guilt. Paul Mooney will
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: be sorely missed and wildly remember what I see to that. Okay,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: one of the greatest comedians ever Cray's cloth. I don't
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: know if people understood the way he worked. Man. He
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: was Unapologeck twenty four seven, did not care what you
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: thought of him. He was on stage with two goals
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: in mind. Number one to do him or three goals
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to do him, to tell the truth, and to push
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: you over the edge. That was it. He would close
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: down the comedy store. He would be the last act
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: up because there was in his dude's gonna he's gonna
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: rip it and it was nothing. He would They put
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: him up last, and his job he went up to
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: clear the room. I've watched him at least six times
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: white on Round Out. But now I mean, you're screaming laughing. Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: but he was that dude. Man, he was really really
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: harm Mooner was a genius man, and this dude was
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: write some brillio Stoy cross and that flag man Junior
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: didn't us to drive yeah around. I have to drive Paul.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: My job when I first started the business was to
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: go pick the headlines and the features up and bring
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: him to the show. That's how I know, That's how
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I became the open for the show. My job, I
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: ain't get paid. I go pick Paul up, Go pick
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: up the peajack, take it to the club, take them
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: back to the hotel. That what you had to do.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: But I learned so many lessons in the car talking
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to Paul more. You learned like what oh man, Like
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Steve just said, he will tell you to be you
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: on stage. You don't have to apologize, you don't got
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: to kill somebody's behind the nothing. Be you. Yeah, that's
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the first lesson I learned. The first time you see
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: him ever performed, your first time, it blows you away
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: for it. Shot. You're just not expecting that. You're like,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: oh my god, you can do that. You can really
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: do that. You can say that, you can say you
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: can say that. I think the word Steve for him
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: is unapologetic. I think a day long, I've watched it,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: do it over and over and over again. Yeah. And
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: some of the stuff was simply hysterical, yes, And some
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: of the stuff was just designed to be crushing. It
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: was all right. We're moving on now. Rest in peace,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: mister Paul Mooney. Coming up in thirty four minutes after
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the hour, We're gonna switch gears with Junior and talk
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Shock versus Charles Barkley. Right, after this what you're listening
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, Junior is here
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: now with trending sports talk. What's going on, Junior? Oh,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Shirley Shack and Charles Barkley into it again. Oh my god? What? Yeah?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Oh wait you waiting this time? I mean, you know
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: you really don't want shack Man. So Shack and Charles
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Barkley were doing the breakdown to the game between the
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Boston Celtics and the watching the Widdy Well. Shack asked
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a funny question about who watching the Wizards play a
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Robin Lopez reminding them of so take a listen, Gareem
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: rolling over. Who your grandmother? George? George another, there's two mamas.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You don't play with my mama and my grandma. I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: will reach across the tables off right now. Oh, don't
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: talk about you, Okay, talking about people's fama's great walk
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: to go there, Kelly, they're playing the dozens, but we
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: cho Check what he thought it was hysteric. Check was like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: right now if that laugh and trying to get out
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: of control. Okay, but he backed up the bark because
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: he knows it's it's some dudes. Like it's it. I'm
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: that person about my mama. She's offer I'm not playing
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: at all, you know. And when Jay and uh Wallace
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: jk doing mama jokes, Hey man, we all went on.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: We were all on Oprah Show one time and uh,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: she said, what's some of y'all's funniest jokes. If somebody said, dude,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: mama jokes and I told him, I'm open, this ain't
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: what I do now. I'm trying to tell you because
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: it loves vir Harvey's off limits all jokes when she
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: was living and when she passed, same ass with it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know it's the same. It's crazy, man,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: But I've been that way my whole life. I was
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: never allowed to let nobody talk about my mama. It
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: just was out of the question. Yeah, we're not joking.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: We ain't playing with on the wheel doing. When you
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: do one, I do one, dude, we call it quick now, No,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: can I just say this to you quickly, Junior, Wait
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: till you hear the strawberry letter. Go on, Junior. Oh,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: he treats my mother like a dog. Oh right there,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I feel it's like I don't play that by mama.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: You don't do your mama jokes either, not that I
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: don't mama, no nothing, No, we don't. We don't do
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: god Mother. I was just tell you now, I don't
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: even do god mother joke. All these people carried me
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: to the hospital. You're not fit to talk about, man,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: It's too much other stuff we would play about. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: it lost vera. It's off limits, man, I don't care. Y'all.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Saw what happened at that skate and rink in Detroit.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Carl and I yeah, yeah, yeah. Every around
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that time, everywhere we went, it was a fight with you,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: but this one was just to fight. Oh dog, dog,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you dog. I don't play dude saying something about my
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: mom while I was walking through the crowd. Oh Pardoner,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I was busy, man, I was there there. There was
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: so many people trying to hold me off him. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: went straight at it. We was in Detroit. We just
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: in skate world. I had had on suit on, every
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: damn thing. I ain't care. Just you famous Steve, when
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: you just was yeah, yeah. We went there to do
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: a life room. We used to go on the road.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy wasn't there, and it was there for our station
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: in Detroit. Mixed two point three and it was big.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: It was so big. We were skating having fun. Next
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: thing I know, we got to go skates off, some
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: skates off Stephen. Here trip stephen shirt. I told a
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: button on his shirt because I saw I could grab
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the people had grabbed me, and I just grabbed his
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: shirt and told the button off his shirt. I was
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: trying to get to him, No, dog, I was trying
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: to get I ain't proud of that moment, but I was.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I was really trying to get to him because I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: just I just can't do it, and I don't even
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: know how to play that. Your mama, your mom was
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: so fat, cheap. I told her, hold on, dog, what
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: did you you're saying? You heard me? Your mom was
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: so And then all I heard he just got and
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: then he had to get the move because I already
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next, my nephew is here with
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Today's Frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening Stry
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Write about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: The subject is he treats my mother like a dog.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a little bit. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is here with today's prank.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I can't, I cannot for sure, I'm not gonna let
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: your dog top my dog. Okay, the title of this
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: prank ee my dog Apollo. Your dog ain't gonna be
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: better than my dog. I'm sorry. Let's go cat dog. Hello? Hello,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: uh this appointment? Yeah? This hey man, my name is Virgil.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Uh who is this right here? Who is who is
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: it you speaking to? Marcus? What's going on? Okay? Marcuts,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, y'all, y'all, y'all are
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: messed up? Y'all, y'all didn't got a polo arrested last
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: night on some trumped up charges? Man, hold on, I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: lost here? What what what is this you're talking about?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: You got a polo arrested last night on some trumped
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: up charges? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Sure you
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: got it right, number man? No, man, y'all you you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and at you and at you and atenc? Yeah okay
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: this atenc? No tema? Now Now what is this about? Apolo?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Who is Apollo? I don't I don't know what I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: talking about. You got y'all got a Polo arrested last
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: night on some trumped up charges. You know, now he
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: down town and and and and and if there is
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: somebody pressing charges. So now I got to figure out
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: how we're gonna. I'm gonna get Apolo out of jail.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Hold on, you, man, I mean call to go down.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Cole ain't going in, so Apolo can come on, sump
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the brakes. Boss. Listen to what you're saying. Now, you
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: calling me about somebody that I don't even know. I
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: ain't even I don't know, no Apolo. You know, your
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: pologize for your home boy and and and and everything
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that's going down, But I don't know nobody name Apolo.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: So you know, y'all, y'all, y'all ain't called the police
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: last night. Ain't nobody calling no police. You're what you
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: ain't called. You're gonna sit here and lie to me
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: and tell me you ain't called no police last night.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Let's take this back now. Now, what's your name? Man?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: My name is Virgil. And now now how you come
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: about getting my nuther? Don't wonder about how I got you?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: No my guy to you the one. I know you,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the one got Apolo arrested on these Trump charges. Don't
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: hold how do you know? How do you know where
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I live? Because I live aboar of you. I live
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: in nineteen s nineteen s nineteen So or you're the
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: one that got the loud barking dog. All I was,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: that's the low My dog is Apolo, my god, Apollo. Man,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you got me thinking that you're talking about some human being.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You sitting here calling me about something animal? Something, Oh
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: rested my dog? Last man? First of all, up charge?
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: No ever, deally you pressing charge? Hey, listen to my
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: dog out of jail man. Every Thenly you need to
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: listen to what you're talking about. Man, you calling me
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: about some animal. Listen, we called the front desk people
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: about disturbing. Every time we look around, we hear your dog.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: So you might need to take it over with whoever
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: that's in charge with the apartment complex, because that's who
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: we inform about your loud dog. Now, you know you
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: calling me? How you got my numb I don't know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: but you need to check this out and and talk
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: with the people that's in charge of the apartment complex.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'm taking it up with the person that the father
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: complaint and got my dog arrested last night. Now my
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: dog down there or some Trump really charge really really
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: ain't even read We didn't even read aparto his rights
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. Really, you're really talking to this.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Listen to what you're saying dogs, man, and it's all
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: let's call to you. Man. I think you need to huh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you need some counseling in something about because you're talking
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: about a dog. How can a dog get arrested? You
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: need to Uh, this is crazy. Listen. I don't think
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: we got anything else to talk about, man, because we
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: got we got to talk about a polo. Man, how
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: you gonna go down and then get him out of jail?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: And you need to have him be here back to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: body this evening. I ain't even to go through this
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: without my dog being here. This man sounds crazy. Maybe
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: this man calling me about a dog being arrested, this
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: is the dog that be balking. It's a pololo. Man.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Apolo is as a family member and you didn't got
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: him arrested? Man, football? What and man? Why would you
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: do something like that? Man? How about this? You and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that dog? Don't be calling me? No more talking to
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: me about some dog that I ain't got no control over.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: You need to take this over the police or whoever called.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody calling the police? Did you just say a polo? Man? Listen?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Did you just say that you heard what I said? Okay? Okay,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: hey man, I'm not trying to argue. Okay, look, look,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: let's let's just let's just do this here. Is it
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: any way you could just come down there with me
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: this evening and drop the charge. Come down, well, come
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: to the police station. Man, Well, Polo went dog. He
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't listen. Listen, Okay, I'm not trying to hollow he
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: down there on some trump to charge. You can't pick
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: him out in the lineup. If you won't follow clean,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: they got no problem. I can't. Man. Uh listen, man,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: do you really hear what you're saying? Now? I know
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: they say man, best friend is a dog. But you're
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: taking this a little bit too far now. You need
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to really listen to what you're talking about. You didn't
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: have all this, what you got a problem with with
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the front desk and the police. If you got your
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: dog just really don't make any sense right now to me. Now,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I apologize once again about your dog. But I think
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: we have our business finished, right man, because I tell
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you this right here. Okay, monkers, right yeah, okay, let
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: me tell you this here. You're trying to testify against
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: trying to testify against against the Polo and see whatever.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: But in the way you listen, man, I'm gonna tell
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you like this, you Apollo and anything else that you
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: got to say about this situation right here. You found
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: my number, you found you know where I live. You
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: just come see me. You really want that. I'm about
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to be through with this phone call. Man, I'll tell
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what. Let me say this
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna say this right here to you
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: try to try to try to get on the stand
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and testify against Apolo, and I promise you, dog, you're
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: gonna have some problems on your hands. You him. Listen,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you really talk them some nonsense right now? Do you
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: really hit what you're saying to me? Apolo is a dog.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I know he a dog. He my dog. You know
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: what I tell you? What? Hey? Man? How did how
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: did pretty little wife? For you? Is doing the one
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to be at home while you're gonna work all day?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: What did you just say to me? How he is
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: that pretty little wife for you that be gone, that
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: be at home when you're gonna what's your what's your name?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Told you my name version nineteen see where you are right?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Please please believe that's what we're about to meet right now,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: because not a nail can to come up here talking
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to me about my wife. So if it's any other
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: dog you got up in the place, please believe that
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: dog is gonna get right along with your Okay, Well,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I got one ain't to say to me because you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: ain't took a little too far flying with me and
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: a dog. Now you're trying to talk about what's going
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: on in my household and my wife. Please believe nineteenth
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: seas where you about to find me? Let me tell
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you who else up here in nineteenth seat is waiting
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: on me all I'm about to get up? Who else
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: is all up in nineteen? Okay, let me tell you
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: who else is here? Is you want to know who
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: else is here? Man, I'm gonna tell you this here.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Nephew Thommy from the Steve Harvey Morning shows up in
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: here in nineteenth safe? What the hell nephew, this nephew
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Timmy god, man, you got me cousin and my mom
• 51:39
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• 51:42
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• 51:50
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• 51:53
  Speaker 1: in the land? The Steve Harving Morning Show and Nephew
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: time is crazy. I can't believe see what I'm saying,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: sle I don't. I don't. I don't care about your
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: dog and the strawberry letter that's coming up. My dogs
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: stronger than your dog. A polo on some charges yonda
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: got a polo arrested. Man, Come on, now, you're not
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: going out like this hire that's crazy. Yes, called I
• 52:31
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• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Come out and get a dose of it. Oh my god. Okay,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: come get a couple of shots to stupid and make
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: sure you have your shots because you come see me
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: and giving you these shots a stupid. I'd appreciate if
• 52:46
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• 52:48
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• 52:53
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• 52:55
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• 52:58
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• 53:02
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• 53:05
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• 53:09
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• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject he treats my mother like a dog. Oh,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: we'll get into it, yes we will. Right after this.
• 53:30
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• 53:35
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• 53:53
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• 53:55
  Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry Letter, Thank you nephew. Subjects he
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: treats my mother like a dog. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old woman, and I recently got
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: engaged to a man who's almost perfect. We're on the
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: come up and have promising careers, and our life plans
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: are laid out. We want the same things. But there's
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: one issue. He hate my mother. I admit she was
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: a little tough on him when they first met, but
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: she only had my best interests at heart. She asked
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: him a lot about his background and ambitions, and he
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: took it as criticism. She wanted to make sure he
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: was responsible and mature, but instead he got offended and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: thought she was questioning his abilities as a man. He
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: nicknamed her the judge and said he'll never be worthy
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: of her approval. Since we got engaged, it's gotten worse.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: If I talk to her on the phone, he'll ask
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: how the fat witch is doing. If I say I'm
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: going out with her, he'll say, I'd better not bring
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: her bitter butt back to the house with me. He said,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: ass One time she asked me how much my fiance
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: was making at his new job, and his stupid behind
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: said to tell that nosy to mind her own business. Yeah,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: he called her the B word. Needless to say, I
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: hung up the phone before she could respond, he is
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: way too comfortable disrespecting my mother, and I don't think
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: she's done anything to make him that evil to her.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I've asked him to stop, but he said he's marrying me,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: not my family, and she started it by looking down
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: on him. I don't think she treated him that badly,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and I think he's being overly sensitive. My mother has
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: told my aunt and my brother about how my fiance
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: treats her, and now they're all in my business and
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: questioning my relationship. Mostly everything else about him is perfect,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: but I hate the way he treats my Mother's my
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: mother to blame at all? How do I fix their
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: relationship before our wedding? Wedding? Wedding wedding? You're still considering
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: marrying him? Why he's not worthy of anything like that?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: You don't need to marry this guy. This guy disrespects
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: your mother. What are you talking about? Really? I mean,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: you're twenty eight. You said your mother only had his
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: best interests at heart, your best interests at heart, but
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: he took it at as criticism. That's on him, not
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: your mother. That's what parents do before you get married.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: They meet your you know, intended person. They talk to him,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: They get to know him. They want to see where
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: his head is. You know, is he good enough? Is
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: he worthy enough to be marrying their their child? That's
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: what parents do. Okay, he calls her to judge, he's
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: calling her to B word? What what you let him
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: call your mother the B word? You're right, he is
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: way too comfortable disrespecting your mother and you shouldn't allow this.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be marrying this guy. Stop this wedding, stop
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: all of this, give him his ring back. You don't,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: because guess what, it's not going to get any better.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It's not going to change. It's only going to get
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: worse if you think about or consider marrying this guy.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You need to stop this now. I'm sure your brother
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: has the right idea because he's gonna let him know.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: That's his mother too. You know. Yeah, you hate the
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: way he treats your mother because you should, but you
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: still he treats your mother one way, and you still don't.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Please don't marry this man. No, you ask is your
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: mother to blame at all? For what? For being a mother,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: for looking out for her daughter's best interests? No, your
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: mother is not to blame. You can't fix their relationship
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: before the wedding, because it's ruined because he doesn't respect
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: your mother. Because he called your mother a bee, there's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: nothing to fix. He called her a fat, which there's
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: nothing to fix here. Come on, now, come on, come on,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: come on. Don't let this go down like this. Don't
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: let this man disrespect and talk to your talk about
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: your mother like this. Steve, please, sister, at twenty eight
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: years old, I'm gonna have to tell you some things. Now,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: you're twenty eight years old. You got engaged to a man.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: You say it's almost perfect. Nobody is, and nobody ain't
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: almost perfect either. Ain't nobody even close. But you think
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: you got something perfect, But you got a letter full
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: of stuff than ain't perfect. See you're looking at the room.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: You look at a lot of superficial stuff. Y'all want
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: the same things. Y'all got some promising careers. But there's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: one issue. He hates your mother, one of the people
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: that you love dealing. He manages to hate her all because,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: like you say, you'll admit, she was a little tough
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: on him when they first met him. She only had
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: your best interests at heart, Like Shelly said, that's what
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: parents do. She asked him a lot about his background
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: and ambitious, and he took it as criticism. She wanted
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: to make sure he was responded postable and mature. Okay,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: well we'll get to that in a second, because that's
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: gonna come back to play. But instead he got offended
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and thought she was questioning his abilities as a man.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: He nickname at a judge and said he'll never be
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: worthy of her approval. And since we've gotten engaged, has
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: gotten worse. Now, excuse me, you mean to tell me
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: that all this hate came from a simple line of question.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: She didn't go out there and bust windows in his car.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: She ain't keyed up the car. She broke his glasses.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: She ain't took his cell phone and went through it.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: She had a line of questioning about his intent with
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: his daughter, just to see maybe if maybe, if the
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: daughter was overlooking something. So in this line of questioning,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: he hates her. I was talking to on the phone
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and he'd asked how that fat which is doing. I say,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going out with He said, you better not bring
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that big ass back to this ho out with me.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: One time he asked me, She asked me how much
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: of fiance was making at his new job. His stupid
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: behind said to hell with that, nosy b I and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: to mind her own business. Are you serious? All right?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter is he treats my mother like a dog.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Coming back right after this. You're listening show, all right,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject he
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: treats my mother like a dog. Twenty eight year old
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: woman is engaged to this guy. She said, it is
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: almost perfect excep. He has one problem. He hates his mother.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Her mother. Now, she says, She'll admitted she was tough
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: on the man when he came over, but she only
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: had my best interest at heart. She asked him a
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: lot about his background ambitions, and he took it his criticism.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: She wanted to be sure he was responsible and mature.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Let's keep that in mind because I'm gonna show you something.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: But instead he got offended and thought she was questioning
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: his abilities as a man. Nicknamed her to judge, said
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: it never be worth of her approval. Okay, now he's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: mad over a line of questioning a line of questioning,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and he's that mad. Now you just said your mother
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: was trying to make sure he was responsible and mature. Well,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: a line of questioning has him acting this way. This
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: is a line of questioning. I'm gonna show you again
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: in the letter. Since you've gotten engaged, it's gotten worse.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: If I talked to her on the phone, he'll ask
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: how that fat witch is doing. That's mature, that's mature.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: The woman ain't even talking about him. She all types
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: of fat witches. Yeah, okay. If I'd say I'm going
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: out with her, he'll say, don't bring that bit of
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: ass back to the house with you. One time she
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: asked me how much my fiance was making at his job.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: His stupid behind said, tell that Osie b I to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: mind her own business. God, needless to say, I hung
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: up the phone so she could respond, Wait a minute,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: that was your reaction? Yea wait a minute. Needless to say,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you hung up the phone before she could respond. Wow,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: that was your reaction. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you're not calling my mama. BC. You're not. I don't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: care who you are. I'm sorry. Maybe it's because I'm
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: a man but I don't know no women gonna let
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: you do that. Gonna let you do that either. And
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: see it's disrespectful, it's immature, and it shows a nonsense
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: of responsibility. Now he's way too comfortable disrespect to my mother.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: But you letting me, Yeah, see it ain't no repercussions.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: You disrespect you. My mama hid his ring back when
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: you're so caught up in their career and y'all got
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: the same likes and a promise in future. You're letting
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: this man get away with murder. I got news for you.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Your mama ain't fenn to only be the only b
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I tch, I got news for you. This is after
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a line of questions, what you gonna be when y'all
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: hit a couple of hard rocks in the road, because
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you're gonna hit him. What are you going to be
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: when he when you start stinging him, because you're gonna
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: staying just like she stung you with a simple line
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: of questions, What about when you started singing him? Staying
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: in with some accusations, Oh, your wife's gonna accuse you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: or something. It ain't always cheat. She gonna accuse you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: a lining accuse you looking at somebody. She gonna accuse
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: you of being some way you said you wasn't she
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: gonna accuse you or not loving her like you used to.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: She gonna accuse you of not paying her proper attention.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: She gonnacuse your wife's gonna accuse you or something. So
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: now what you fit to be when he gets the calling?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: When when when you get to accuse you, you fit
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: to be a being a whole lot more? Little girl.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it don't stop at the mama. So
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think she treated him that badly, and I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: think he's being over sensitive. My mother was told, has
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: told my aunt and my older brother about how my
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: fiance treats her, and now they all up in my
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: business question in my relationship yep, my older brother. Yes,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: my sisters would have been married to somebody, and somebody
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: told them, two damn brothers of mind's heavy in turn
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: that one of them called I lost via or b
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I t what litten? Listen to me, I'm telling you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: what's happening. Brother, y'all taking too much in y'all house.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Y'all must be bullishe or something? Mostly everything about him
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: is perfect? What well, let me show you a couple
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: of things. But I hate the way he treats my
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Mother's my mother to blame it all? How do I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: fix the relationship? You keep talking about getting married? Are
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you stupid? Listen to me? Yeah, let me tell you something.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: He's irresponsible and immature. Let me show him to me you.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: He should care about what you care about. He should
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: love the things that you love. That's true. His job
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: is to protect your heart. It ain't this job to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: make you happy, but it's his job to protect your heart.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: A man takes a wife to protect a heart. Provide,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: professor protect Now, I don't he don't let me tell
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: you something. He don't just not respect her. He don't
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: respect you at all. He's calling your mother a b T.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: What's what's are you? Are you not understanding this? That disrespect?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: This disrespect is just not aimed at your Mother's aimed
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: directly at you when you go out with or don't
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: bring this old blankety blank back to this house when
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: she want to know how much he may tell that
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: nosy b I tc to mind her business? Are you nuts?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Are you nuts? I'm surprised your brother ain't beat his ass. Yes,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I promise you my brothers. There is no way they
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: let they live die. It ain't no way, little girl.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing. I don't know how
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: you keep calling this man perfect but he not. But
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I am forewarning you this disrespect that he has for
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: his mother, it's gonna flood over in other areas. A
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: disrespectful person is a disrespectful person. It don't stay in
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: the category. It spreads round and as soon as you
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: challenge him, you find to be that in a whole
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: lot more, little girl. All right, coming up at forty
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour, our girl, Cheryl Underwood. Right
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. It's gonna be Carla's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Reality Update. But right now, Steve, please introduced our girl. Ladies, gentlemen,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: put your hands together, come on out, looking out to
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: one and to own that from the top they pearl,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. I will answer to that,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvin. I will answer to that. You know what,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: um You know, comedians, especially when a great comedian passes on,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't understand the feelings that we
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: have for each other. When I heard Paul Mooney had
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: passed first. I thank god for the time that we
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: was around Paul Mooney. You know that that's a beautiful thing.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Hung out with him at Caroline, the first comedian that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I would see that was classy, drinking nothing but champagne
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: on stadium. I right, Thomas Miles drinking nothing walk champagne.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, And and and holding
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: the audience and and and doing them shows and he running.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Now if you ain't ready, if you got to face
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: your truth and your feelings, Paul Mooney is to do.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: But I've been in love with Paul Mooney back in
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: the movie Which Way Is Up? When he was part
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: of the crookedness And you knew it because remember the ring.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Remember the ring that he was wearing, the little diamond twinkle. Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I thought he was a good guy. He was a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: bad guy. The boy could act. He was funny, but
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: he was woke before Wolke was a girl. Yes, yes,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: he was real, Cheryl. He was the man who taught
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: us to take it to the streets. He was the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: person that kept people honest, one of the first brothers
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to get in the writer's guild, and the iconic shows
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: that he writing on these young comics out today. You
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: want to mirror that career, the career of Paul Mooney,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: keeping it all the way from Richard Pryor all the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: way down the day Chappelle still respected, still in the game.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: And I just I just thank God for having this brother,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: because for somebody like me to be on the Talk
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: and to say a tribute to Paul Mooney, it's it's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: not because of who Sheryl Underwood is, it's who Paul
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Mooney is and will always be. When every newscast talked
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: about the great Paul Mooney, to God be the glove.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve Hrtha. Let me do my tribute a right,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: that's a heat wave moment. Baby always in for helpful
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheryl. At the top of the hour, Um,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: we'll get Carla in here for Carla's reality update right
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, let's go, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: get ready to get ready. She is here the one
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: and only Hall of Ferrow with what reality update? Hot,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Like you got new lines or something. They just be
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: ready by calling me now, yeah, right right right. I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: gotta blame somebody. I gotta blame somebody coming in hot
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: that's my girl. That's my ride of that. Thank you,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: thank you. Let's go. Let's start with ready Love. Oh man,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I'm off the top. You are off the top. This
• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:43
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• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Between the singles, the chef chef Diedrick he got eliminated,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: and um, nobody was really feeling him. So I wasn't
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: really mad at that elimination at all. So Tommy, what
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: he go ahead? What you know? You got an older
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: guy that's in his fifties I like, who actually has
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: grandchildren but wants a child, wants a son. You you
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: you asking a lot? Paul? Paul? You know what I'm saying.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: You really ask that? You know that's the nickname on
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: the asking a lot? And uh, you know, he just
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: he just he's a good guy, cooks him off. I
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: like him, you know, I just think, Um, I don't.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think the compatibility was there with him and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: and and uh and any of the ladies that want
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: the show. I just didn't think it was there. Yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: they thought he was cool. But no connection. That age
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: difference makes a difference. It really, yeah, it does. It does,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: it did on the show, So not really mad at
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: that elimination. I think Tomorrow night episode, Tomorrow Night's episode
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: is about the bff's Is that correct? Is that what
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I saw being I believe you're right. I believe you're right,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: and that's that's you know, that's a little different. When
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: people bring their friends in or bring their family in
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  Speaker 1: and they get to see everything that's happening. It's a
• 1:12:04
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  Speaker 1: married to medicine doctor Contessa and her husband. It seems
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: like her and her husband, doctor Scott, they're having problems.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: They're having issues and they need to go to therapy.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: They need to go to counseling because they're having problems
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: with communicating with each other and they you know, they
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: have a lot of kids. Go ahead, Shirley, where were
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: you saying he won't go? He will not go and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: he said he wasn't going and she was just hell, no,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: we won't go back. But then he kind of changed
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: his mind and said I'm gonna go. So she's just
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: like whatever with you. But anyway, did you see when
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: he was drawing her blood doctor Contessa's blood, and then
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: he the point was to get the red blood cells
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: and the plasma injected in her hairline to make sure
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: her edges roll back. It was crazy. It was crazy
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: than the mug they bring aline back. It was to them. Yeah.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: They She was just sitting back and they were just
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: talking about not communicating the marriage, and he just ticking
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: the needle in her hairline. I said, we got no,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I WoT some hairline. I ain't know. You can go
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: get hairlined. What Steve Junior, you sound interested? I just
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: try to I would do this. But it's interesting, though, Steve,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: it is. It was really interesting. I couldn't focus. And
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: then she's gonna tell him he shooting her with a
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: needle in her hairline, and she was like, you're not listening, girl.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: We try to concentrate what's going off. Anyway. There's also
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: beef with Toya versus everybody. I don't know. The qua
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: quad had her quarantine party and the ladies of beef
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: and heavily is messy. She started as saying what Toya
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: said on an Instagram and says she had a blankety
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Okay? All right, and I'm gonna tell
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you something. All right, we'll discuss it. We'll be back.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: the Trump organization is now a criminal at her Baby
• 1:15:01
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Uh you know, wow, what
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  Speaker 1: a day. Yep. A lot of um condolences and thoughts
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  Speaker 1: going out for the Mooney family, Paul Mooney family. Um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know I want to say this and closing about it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Um to Paul Mooney um, who I've known
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  Speaker 1: really practically my entire career. I met Paul early in
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  Speaker 1: New York at Carolines back in ninety ninety one when
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  Speaker 1: I was doing The Apollo. He used to come through
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  Speaker 1: the Apollo late night and we should go out and
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  Speaker 1: eat sometimes. Paul and I knew each other because he
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  Speaker 1: was in a couple of writing rooms out in LA
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  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you to every comedian today who never
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  Speaker 1: met Paul Mooney, I just want to share something with
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  Speaker 1: you that you all owe him a death of gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: because Paul Mooney shaped a lot of who we are today.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Mooney was deaf Jam before there was a deaf jam.
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  Speaker 1: Paul Mooney was the dude that went out there and
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  Speaker 1: said the unthinkable things in front of massive crowds, and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't care who it was. Paul Mooney wrote for
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  Speaker 1: the great Richard Pryde, who amongst us today, including Eddie
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  Speaker 1: Murphy in this whole line, don't have something to pay
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  Speaker 1: to Richard Pryde, because Richard Prye was the King of
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  Speaker 1: Kingsman when he come to this thing called stand up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not asking this is a fact. I did this
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  Speaker 1: for years. I did this for a lot of years.
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  Speaker 1: I studied this thing. This was my entire life at
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  Speaker 1: one point, and I know who who in this business,
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  Speaker 1: and what I'm telling you today is the absolute truth.
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  Speaker 1: He was such a huge part of Richard Pryde. He
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  Speaker 1: was a huge part of Flip Wilson. He was a
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  Speaker 1: huge part of Red Fox y'all. This dude touched everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him at the Sands one night in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: I went to see Red Fox for the first time
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  Speaker 1: and I went backstage to meet the G eight Red Fox.
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  Speaker 1: I saw his acts at the Sands or the Dunes,
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  Speaker 1: one of them clubs he was performing at, and Paul
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  Speaker 1: Mooney was in the backstage, and we knew each other
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  Speaker 1: by the end. Because this was after the Apollo I
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  Speaker 1: had had a couple of TV shows and it was
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  Speaker 1: just one of them moments Man back there. But he
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  Speaker 1: was a huge part of a lot of people, Man
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of people that we looked up. He
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  Speaker 1: had a lot to do with Fhlip Wilson. Man had
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  Speaker 1: a lot to do with Phlip Wilson. This dude touched
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  Speaker 1: a lot of the greats because he was a writer.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody wanted. Now Paul, because of how he was. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't really care about star of fame. I don't really think,
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  Speaker 1: because he did so many things to rub people the
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  Speaker 1: other way. He would walk on stage to set that
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  Speaker 1: thing on fire. He was the most prolific but unapologetic
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  Speaker 1: comedian I've ever seen the stuff that came out of
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  Speaker 1: his mouth. I could never ever say I just wasn't
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  Speaker 1: that daring, but he was. And he had decided that
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna ever make it to mainstream, and he
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  Speaker 1: was all right with that. But everybody that was great
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  Speaker 1: knew him. I mean, I could tell you some stories. Man.
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  Speaker 1: When we did First Deaf Jam, Paul Mooney came up
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  Speaker 1: to Jeff Jam not to perform, but just to hang
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  Speaker 1: out because he knew everybody. He knew the Rodney Winfields
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  Speaker 1: and the Ronaldo Rays, them old cats. That was great
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  Speaker 1: to us. I'm telling you, man, this dude was about
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  Speaker 1: the business. His boys, the twins that loved their father, man,
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  Speaker 1: that talked about him everywhere he went. Them twins man
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  Speaker 1: relish the relationship with their dad. I didn't know all
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  Speaker 1: of his kids, but I knew them twins. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something, man, Paul Mooney, he was about
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  Speaker 1: the business. He showed me a level of fearlessness that
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  Speaker 1: I just had never seen, man, I mean never ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: He said stuff Richard Prye wouldn't say. That's hard to believe.
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  Speaker 1: But he said things Richard Pride would not say. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that dude would go up at the comedy store at night,
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  Speaker 1: night after night after night, and go up last. And
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  Speaker 1: his whole objective was to be pointed, to be prolific,
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  Speaker 1: to be unapologic, and to clear the room. He said stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that was so. I mean, he had to know in
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  Speaker 1: his harder hearts this is probably not the coolest thing
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  Speaker 1: to say to advance my career. But I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: sure Paul was interested in advancing his career because I
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  Speaker 1: think his career was what he knew it was. He
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  Speaker 1: was a great dude behind the scenes that relished in
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  Speaker 1: that moment, and when he went out in the front, man,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't need that. He just went out to and
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  Speaker 1: gave it to the people. If you never saw Paul Mooney,
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  Speaker 1: you missed one of the great acts. You missed one
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  Speaker 1: of the great dudes. Man. Like I was telling the
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  Speaker 1: story earlier, we did a AHA Awards at the Hollywood Casino.
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  Speaker 1: One time, I hosted a portion of the show and
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  Speaker 1: I turned it over to Paul Mooney. A large section
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  Speaker 1: of the crowd was nothing but pastors and first ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Two minutes into the show, a pastors stood up with
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  Speaker 1: the front lady and said, this is totally inappropriate. Paul
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  Speaker 1: Mooney said, I haven't got to that part yet, and
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  Speaker 1: he did not let him down. He hadn't even began
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  Speaker 1: the inappropriateness. And when it started, man, them preachers and
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  Speaker 1: then wives were screaming, laughing. I was watching this genius
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  Speaker 1: at work. Man, Paul Mooney was really a genius. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not just saying it because he's passed. He was
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  Speaker 1: just that dude. Last time I saw Paul Mooney, I
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  Speaker 1: was walking across the street at Times Square. Or you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say nothing, or you're that famous, you got
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  Speaker 1: that much wonder all aint Paul was up and give
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  Speaker 1: me a hook inward. That's the last time I saw him.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm glad to say I saw him and I
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  Speaker 1: hugged him in the middle of time squad. Rest in peace,
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  Speaker 1: Paul Money, You'll be missed. You wanted the legends, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted the greatness. Man you wanted the greatness. Thank you, Brother.
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