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Steve's Fat Wheezin' Ass, Mrs. Carter History, Nancy Pelosi, Sister O'dell and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all.
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  Speaker 4: Soon give them.
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  Speaker 2: A million bus bush. Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Joy Joy, you know, you.
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  Speaker 6: Know turn.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I got to turn the mouth. Turn.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got to turn mouth to turn the water
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  Speaker 2: of the moat up. Wouldn't come.
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  Speaker 3: Come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think.
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  Speaker 7: I shore will? Good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 7: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey man got a radio show, man, Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell
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  Speaker 7: it to you any other way. Because God has been
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  Speaker 7: so so very amazing to me. But the same God,
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  Speaker 7: and there is but one that same God he is.
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  Speaker 7: It can and will be amazing in your life if
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  Speaker 7: you just allow it to happen. You know, I was somewhere,
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  Speaker 7: you know, and I was driving on the freeway somewhere,
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  Speaker 7: and I saw a billboard and there was a guy
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  Speaker 7: in a field on his knees. And on this billboard
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  Speaker 7: it said something to the fact, when you've run out
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  Speaker 7: of answers, try prayer. And I was going somewhere. I
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  Speaker 7: don't even remember I go so much, man, I was
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  Speaker 7: just going somewhere and I saw this billboard and I
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  Speaker 7: thought about that, And man, I cannot tell you how
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  Speaker 7: true of a statement that is. When you've run out
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  Speaker 7: of answers, when you don't know what to do, when
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  Speaker 7: you feel weak, when you are at a low point,
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  Speaker 7: when things just seem to keep happening to you, and
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  Speaker 7: you don't understand why prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer
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  Speaker 7: is available to all of us. Here's a deal. You
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  Speaker 7: don't have to go through the all of that you're
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  Speaker 7: going through alone. See, I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your
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  Speaker 7: situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all
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  Speaker 7: jacked up. I don't care if your kids and your
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  Speaker 7: relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship
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  Speaker 7: at work is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make
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  Speaker 7: you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody
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  Speaker 7: always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it
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  Speaker 7: more and more necessary to try to hold your head
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  Speaker 7: up and walk past these people when some days you
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  Speaker 7: can't even get your chin up off your chest.
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  Speaker 2: If you're a woman out there, and you've.
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  Speaker 7: Been alone by yourself for so long, and you just
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  Speaker 7: tired of being alone. You really want a relationship, you
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  Speaker 7: really want to be have a mate, you want to
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  Speaker 7: meet your soul mate, whatever it is, whatever it is, prayer.
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  Speaker 2: Is the answer.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to a guy who is a direct
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  Speaker 7: recipient of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've
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  Speaker 7: gotten out of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now,
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  Speaker 7: there are a lot of things. Hold on, let me
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  Speaker 7: backtrack a little bit. There are a lot of things
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  Speaker 7: that have happened in my life that I've gotten past
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  Speaker 7: without praying, because I think my mama was praying for me.
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  Speaker 7: And then there's this thing that God has called grace
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  Speaker 7: and mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking
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  Speaker 7: up every day with our foot on some form of
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  Speaker 7: solid ground because He's just waiting on us to come
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  Speaker 7: to it. But y'all, if you can implement prayer into
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  Speaker 7: your day every single day, and I'm talking about put
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  Speaker 7: it in there at the top of your day, put
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  Speaker 7: it in there in the middle of your day, put
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  Speaker 7: it in there when you close your day out, when
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  Speaker 7: you're sitting at your desk, and ain't nobody bothering you.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Look, you don't have to make no singe.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't got to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual,
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  Speaker 7: I love God, look at me, Oh I'm down or
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  Speaker 7: you ain't got to do none of that. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 7: don't do it for that reason, because if that's your
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  Speaker 7: reason for doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If
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  Speaker 7: you want somebody to just say, oh, they pray every
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  Speaker 7: you know, they pray at lunch and they have a
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  Speaker 7: Bible on they desk and they have a bunch of
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  Speaker 7: highlights in it. If you sitting it out there so
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  Speaker 7: people can see that that's what you do, then that's
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  Speaker 7: gonna be your reward. Please know, that's gonna be your reward.
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  Speaker 7: What I want you to do is pray. Ask God
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  Speaker 7: for the things the desires of your heart, have a faith,
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  Speaker 7: believe in them. But pray earnestly.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
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  Speaker 7: listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
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  Speaker 7: need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
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  Speaker 7: people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
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  Speaker 7: I told you the rich and famous that I talk
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  Speaker 7: to that pray constantly. It would have made you go
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  Speaker 7: talk to God about it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Matter of fact, you done already got yourself into trouble.
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  Speaker 7: Go talk to God about it. You can't see no
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  Speaker 7: way out. You're in a situation. You're thinking about doing
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  Speaker 7: something straight crazy. Pump your brakes, partner, Slow down a
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  Speaker 7: little bit, my man, Slow down. Don't. All you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: do is make situation worse. Go over there today and
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  Speaker 7: talk to God. Talk to God for real. Just and
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  Speaker 7: look man. You know what, Man, Sometimes I've gone to
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  Speaker 7: God and I've just said, Hey, God, I don't have
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  Speaker 7: a clue. Matter of fact, I'm so jacked of right now. God,
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  Speaker 7: I don't even really know what to ask you for.
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  Speaker 7: I just need some help. I'm so deep in some
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  Speaker 7: mess right now. Not only can I not see the
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  Speaker 7: way out, I can't see my way round. There's a
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  Speaker 7: there's a poem called Invictis, and the opening line says,
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  Speaker 7: out of the night that covers me black as.
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  Speaker 2: A pit, from pole to pole.
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  Speaker 7: I thank God's for whatever be for my unconquerable soul.
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  Speaker 7: That this line is so deep. It starts off saying
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  Speaker 7: I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit black
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  Speaker 7: as a pit.
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  Speaker 2: From pole to pole.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about man. From over there to over there,
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  Speaker 7: it's pitch black and and and man that man. You've
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  Speaker 7: been in that situation before, y'all, because I have. I'm
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  Speaker 7: talking about black as a pit from pole to pole.
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  Speaker 7: God is there, God is available. God is always standing by.
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  Speaker 7: He just wants you to come to him. See, he
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  Speaker 7: been coming to you a whole lot of times. He's
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  Speaker 7: presented himself. I can't tell you how many times he's
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  Speaker 7: shown you how good a god he is. He's given
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  Speaker 7: us all grace and mercy without us asking for it.
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  Speaker 7: He's gotten you through some things. And you looked at
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  Speaker 7: him going, oh, man, I don't know how to hell. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: that's cool. I'm cool. No no, no, no, no, that
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  Speaker 7: wasn't cool. That was God. Pray man, when you out
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  Speaker 7: of answers and you don't know what to do, pray.
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  Speaker 7: If you see some trouble, come and pray. If you
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  Speaker 7: already got into it, pray if you don't know the answers, pray.
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  Speaker 7: If you can't see no way out, pray, pray, man,
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  Speaker 7: Talk to God.
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  Speaker 2: Don't make a scene, just talk to God. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Very important.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Man, oh man, oh man, what a
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  Speaker 7: great day it is. Man, Thank you, Heavenly Father for
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  Speaker 7: another opportunity, Thank you for another blessing, another great day.
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  Speaker 7: Realizing this too shall pass, Realizing that I'm glad to
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  Speaker 7: be another wake up call, another shot. God must have
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  Speaker 7: a lot for you. Man, Do you know that God
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  Speaker 7: must have something really in store for you? If he
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  Speaker 7: keeps waking you up? Man, you gotta look at it
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  Speaker 7: that way. If He was through with you, you don't
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  Speaker 7: you don't want to wake up no more?
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  Speaker 2: Mission accomplished, time serve you out.
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  Speaker 7: No, man, something is going on in your life that's
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  Speaker 7: good and righteous and upstanding, or else he wouldn't keep
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  Speaker 7: waking you up.
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  Speaker 2: You have to endure the good.
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  Speaker 7: And the bad. That's all I know. Very very special
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  Speaker 7: clothes remarks today. Just want to say that, a very
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  Speaker 7: very special closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're round for that, get ready.
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, Martin Show, Sheldon Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica,
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  Speaker 7: and Junior Government named Killspace.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy ain't here.
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  Speaker 7: Take him on vacation, you think, yeah, this is you
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  Speaker 7: will Usually we don't know where he.
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  Speaker 2: Is but this one was like scheduled.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so many damn days.
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  Speaker 2: But today, in honor of Tommy, me and JUNR y'all
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  Speaker 2: stay out of it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're gonna have to talk about him.
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  Speaker 7: Me and Junior is gonna go over you know, since
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  Speaker 7: we've had a tailing week on the show, We're gonna
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  Speaker 7: have a tailing week with Tommy. We're gonna go over
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  Speaker 7: some things we don't care for about Tommy pictures that
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  Speaker 7: he sends us.
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  Speaker 2: All we're gonna do is photos Tommy has sent us that.
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  Speaker 9: Gee, no, damned longer than a wind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you really do.
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  Speaker 8: But why do he do? Do you understand why he
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  Speaker 8: did it? Do he need like some motivation that he
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  Speaker 8: needs a Yeah, what what's it for?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why he be sending me any pictures
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  Speaker 2: he send something? Yeah, why he's dead, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: But it does nothing for me because every time he
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  Speaker 7: showed me something, I bought that already.
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  Speaker 10: No, not that you shudn't do the stunting. Gotta be
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  Speaker 10: off guard with that one.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say I bought that off?
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  Speaker 1: He said it years ago? Years man.
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  Speaker 7: I be going like, yeah, man, that's good, right, that's good.
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  Speaker 7: Let me give you an example of what we're gonna
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  Speaker 7: do today. One time he sent me a picture of
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  Speaker 7: a Polaris that's a four wheel, four wheel drive, but
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  Speaker 7: that you can ride, you know, two four people on
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  Speaker 7: side by side, you know, and you can ride four
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  Speaker 7: people sometimes six and depend on how big you got. Course,
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  Speaker 7: you know, he ain't get the six seam. He got
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  Speaker 7: the full seeda because that's what he do, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and he sent it out to him. Yeah, it just
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  Speaker 7: made this addition to the family.
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  Speaker 1: Man, And what did you say? What did you say?
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  Speaker 7: What I didn't say was I got nine of them?
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  Speaker 7: So I just said, what nice truck man?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got Going up.
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  Speaker 9: After the hour, Junior's in for the nephew as we
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  Speaker 9: run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 11: It is time now to run that prank back with
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  Speaker 11: Junior in for Tommy. What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 12: Speaking of Tommy, let me just go ahead and just
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  Speaker 12: say this. I just want to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 12: I'm tired of the pictures over to him, Like I
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  Speaker 12: saw him in a group photo, but why is he
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  Speaker 12: looking like he has to have a chaperone in the picture.
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  Speaker 12: Everybody else looked like a dot. But he looked like
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  Speaker 12: he got a chaperone, way older than way older and taller.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he looked like.
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  Speaker 1: And they was holding.
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  Speaker 8: Hands and he looked like he would had a chaperone.
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  Speaker 2: I said, look at him, he can't be a dope.
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  Speaker 12: What what They was trying to show brother to love,
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  Speaker 12: But it looked like somebody got a child in him.
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  Speaker 7: Did you see the one junior where they was all
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  Speaker 7: holding up fish, but Tommy had his with two hands.
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  Speaker 7: Just don't even look good. Don't learn how to hold
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  Speaker 7: your fish with one hand.
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  Speaker 12: He just don't look he just don't look like a
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  Speaker 12: grown person, you know what I'm saying? Like you know,
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  Speaker 12: like like everybody else was trying to hang out and
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  Speaker 12: squat down. Why did look like Tommy was scared because
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  Speaker 12: he was at the curb. I understand why he looked like,
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  Speaker 12: if you're gonna hurt itself. If he thinks.
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  Speaker 2: He had to wear his glasses all the time, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah glasses, now me too.
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  Speaker 13: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we ain't talking about you, are we talking about?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no no. You You built like a child,
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  Speaker 8: but got grown people glasses this time.
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  Speaker 2: Vision. Yeah, child with old man.
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  Speaker 12: I wanted to break back, Man, can your wife help
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  Speaker 12: me with my feces?
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  Speaker 8: It's rank here we gonna running cat.
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  Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, who is it?
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  Speaker 14: Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this down? It is
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  Speaker 14: a husband?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah this mean Hey. I was man, listen, my
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  Speaker 14: mother is mystery man. She goes to church with with
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  Speaker 14: with your wife's moms, uh, with his mother and uh,
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  Speaker 14: I'm actually in mid school, man, And they told me
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  Speaker 14: your wife she's a she's a nurse. Is that right?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse. But you say,
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  Speaker 13: you say your mama go to church with.
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  Speaker 14: My wife's mama, right right, my mother she goes to
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  Speaker 14: church with with with mother.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then all right?
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  Speaker 14: Uh when I was calling you for damn man, if
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  Speaker 14: you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going. I'm getting
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  Speaker 14: ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis
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  Speaker 14: for the end of the year, uh, end of the
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  Speaker 14: semester man for mad school. And they told me your wife,
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  Speaker 14: you know that might be able to help me out.
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  Speaker 14: So I was hoping I could talk to her for
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  Speaker 14: a second. If you're on.
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  Speaker 13: Mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right, hold on, okay,
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  Speaker 13: you want to talk to you mama, so you want
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  Speaker 13: to talk to you?
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  Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, Hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name
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  Speaker 14: is Ellis my mother. You go to church with your
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  Speaker 14: with your mother, and they gave me your number that
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  Speaker 14: you might be able to help me out with some stuff.
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  Speaker 14: I'm in mad school right now. I'm studying to be
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  Speaker 14: a gynecologist, and uh, you might be able to help
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  Speaker 14: me out with some things. I wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 14: to you if it was cool.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, what's your name?
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  Speaker 14: Against Ellie and your.
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  Speaker 13: Mom goes to church with my mom's right? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 13: what what?
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  Speaker 14: What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing my thesis and
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  Speaker 14: you know, this is the this is my big end
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  Speaker 14: of the year exam. And what I'm doing is I'm
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  Speaker 14: making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,
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  Speaker 14: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm
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  Speaker 14: trying to do is actually get a time where I
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  Speaker 14: can hook up with you and maybe examine you and
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  Speaker 14: get all that on video.
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  Speaker 13: So you want to video tape me, I would.
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  Speaker 14: Be giving you you know, and I put you, you know,
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  Speaker 14: your legs in the stirrups and all that and just
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  Speaker 14: video me doing the actual examination on you.
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  Speaker 13: You want a video? You want a video tape him
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  Speaker 13: giving me all what you're talking about? You want to do?
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  Speaker 14: What again? Do we see? I'm working on my thesis, man,
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  Speaker 14: and what I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video.
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  Speaker 14: So I'm actually video myself giving your wife what you
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  Speaker 14: come away? You want to vide?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, my wife and it's with you.
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  Speaker 14: Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grave. Man,
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  Speaker 14: you know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,
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  Speaker 14: this is for the grade. You know, your wife being
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  Speaker 14: in the medical field.
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  Speaker 13: I touch my wife. You talking about you? Come up?
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  Speaker 2: Money?
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  Speaker 13: Okay? You want to video came my wife?
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  Speaker 14: You do that?
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  Speaker 13: We gotta look at it. Man.
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  Speaker 14: You want you can't n now, he man, listen this
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  Speaker 14: from my glade and this ain't but I mean only
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  Speaker 14: the professor.
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  Speaker 13: Is going to walket phone. I'm concerned. You better go
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  Speaker 13: find somebody else. My wife this again, man.
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  Speaker 14: My name is Ellis. Man. I told you know my mama,
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  Speaker 14: miss she go to church with Come on mom, and
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  Speaker 14: I'm no, we don't.
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  Speaker 13: Know what things man, We ain't ever senior mama. Man,
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  Speaker 13: what you're trying to do, you ain't gonna do nothing
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  Speaker 13: from my wife. Man, all y'all, Hey, okay with y'all,
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  Speaker 13: let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 14: Don't you go in there and get anyway at least
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  Speaker 14: once or twice a year?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, nobody, no video cage some video take my wife
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  Speaker 13: and like that.
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  Speaker 14: But man, just it, brother, we're.
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  Speaker 13: Gonna find somebody else. Man that man, there's no all that. Man,
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  Speaker 13: I don't know. You don't know your mama, doll y'all?
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  Speaker 13: Man tell you?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, can you put me on speakerphonts. I could talk
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  Speaker 14: to both y'all.
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  Speaker 13: No, ya know you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.
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  Speaker 14: Okay. Can I say one more thing?
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  Speaker 13: Come on video taking my wife?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife?
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  Speaker 14: Come up. I just want to say this. Man. This
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  Speaker 14: his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
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  Speaker 14: just got branked by your homeboy Doug.
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: Baby, tell like this is tell me talking about videotaping
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: my wife.
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  Speaker 14: Tell me?
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah, what yo?
• 19:39
  Speaker 14: You got a boy named Doug? Don't you?
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: No, I don't know. Man, What do you say? Who
• 19:42
  Speaker 13: did that? Doug? He done didn't turn it. I'm gonna
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: kick it. Man's man, you don't count about it. Oh
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: nog man, you had me hot dude.
• 19:56
  Speaker 14: Oh man, y'all all right, man, my hunt was being
• 19:58
  Speaker 14: fair man, Hey, man, Hey, put on the movie heels Man.
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: Okay, hold all right, let me see if I speak
• 20:06
  Speaker 13: hold on, uh go ahead.
• 20:08
  Speaker 14: Man, Okay, what I got one thing I gotta ask, y'all,
• 20:13
  Speaker 14: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? Say?
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: Man? Next time my wife goes back up in there
• 20:22
  Speaker 13: making up, I'm going up in there, man in there?
• 20:33
  Speaker 12: Okay, can you have my thesis?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: And for the nephew who Steve thinks is on vacation,
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: all right on the way. Coming up next, it is
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: asked the c l O. You're listening Hardy Morning show
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: Beyonce's record breaking Renaissance tour is responsible for a marriage proposal,
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: inducing a woman's labor, and really really upsetting Lionel Ritchie
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: Litel Ritchie's mad about something and we'll tell you what
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: that is, coming up at the top of the hour. Also,
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: Queen Latifa kicked off the football season with the star
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: Spangled banner and the fans went crazy wild. This is
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: all at the top of the hour. But right now
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: it is time to ask the clo all right, Steve.
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: This one is from Selena in Montgomery. Selena says, I'm
• 21:26
  Speaker 11: a principal at an elementary school and one of my
• 21:29
  Speaker 11: first graders mom is a dancer, and I saw her
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: at the club Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been in there.
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  Speaker 11: She's embarrassed, and so am I should I break the
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: ice with her?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: So it's not awkward.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, just shut your mouth. See you know what, That's
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: what killed me about people. You somewhere, you see somebody
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: and you think they ain't supposed to be there, But
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: you in that too.
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  Speaker 2: So just you know. She's in bass, You in bass?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: If you're mad you talking about She had danced, she
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: was on stage. He was throwing singles. Right, she's slanging
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: her thing? You slanging money?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Tild me? That's like that time I was gambling. This
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: woman was just standing on the wall watching me.
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  Speaker 1: In Vegas.
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  Speaker 7: I was at the crap table, so I had to
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: go to the bathroom. She had stood there about two hours.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: It was a good table too, lord him as well.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I came out. She said, how you doing, Steve? Hardy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: I said, yeah, man, how you doing? She said, I'm
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: a little disappointed in you? I said, what you disappointed me?
• 22:34
  Speaker 14: For?
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: I thought you was a Christian? I said, I'm a Christian.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: You just over there just gambling, I said, you in
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: the casino, right, yeah, looking at me. At least I'm
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: doing something towards my ties.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: You were doing nothing, all right?
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: Moving on to Ennison Detroit, and it says I'm dating
• 22:59
  Speaker 11: a woman that's with my cousin ten years ago. My
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: cousin passed away from COVID back in twenty twenty, so
• 23:06
  Speaker 11: I don't think he cares. But before we get serious,
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: she wants me to tell my entire family about our backstory.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's necessary?
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't think it's necessary. The evidence is gone.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Let's just look at this blessing. Who can tell it
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: is gone? It's a blessing, say oh no, you gotta
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: tell the family. Not She feel kind of guilty, so
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: she want to get it out there. So don't nobody
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: bring it up. But so what it was ten years ago?
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: You and your you and your cousin, we wasn't even close.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: You ain't even sound broke up when you're tight you know,
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: you know you can tell when the person text if
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: they broke up.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: How can you tell an here?
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: It is right here, here, it is right here. I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: the woman I'm dating. Dated my cousin over ten years ago.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: He passed away doing COVID. Was no rest in peace,
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: God soul.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: We were so close.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I bet it was so.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: It was just let's just get this evidence, this statement
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: out the damn way and get back to I'm in
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: love with this woman, because that's all it is.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Because say, yeah, what he said was so.
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  Speaker 11: I don't My cousin passed away in twenty twenty, so
• 24:21
  Speaker 11: I don't think he cares.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think he cared.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: And even if he do care, what what.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: What was he flapping his wings somewhere? What is he doing?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Oh there's too much.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Down here, down here.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: You didn't really like your cousin. No, man, let's stop.
• 24:43
  Speaker 11: All right, We're gonna move on MELANDI and Queen's Rights.
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: I worked as a personal assistant for a guy that's
• 24:49
  Speaker 11: got a lot of women. We crossed the line a
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: few times, and I think I am in love with him.
• 24:55
  Speaker 11: I'm jealous when he does nice things for other women.
• 24:58
  Speaker 11: Should I tell him how I feel, or look.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: For a new job.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: You need to look for a new man. You just
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: said he got a lot of women. You done cross
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: the line with him, and you get jealous when he
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: do nice stuff for other people, which means he ain't
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: doing a damn thing for you. So now what you want?
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: Should I tell him how you feel? And guess what
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: He's not gonna care and you work for him.
• 25:30
  Speaker 15: That's cole Steve, because he's not telling her order such
• 25:35
  Speaker 15: and such a flowers or yourself.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Hey, I want you to get to listen to me,
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: get the grand bouquet to share it, and get yourself
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: a dozen red rolls. Remember now the grand bouquet for
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: sharing and get yourself long way hold it, get a
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: half a dozen cosse. I'm gonna give you something else
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: or another time.
• 26:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah that's cold, Yeah, all right?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Moving on last one, Steve to Karen and.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Then ask you a question, what size launch bady you that?
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Because I'm this other girl wear the same sound.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: In her face like that?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 11: Karen, and Richmond says this is her last one. My
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: parents are overly religious and they love to spread the
• 26:29
  Speaker 11: word of Christ at my house parties. I don't invite them,
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: but they seem to pop up each time. I'm almost thirty,
• 26:37
  Speaker 11: so it's got to stop. Is it rude to turn
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: them around at the door when they pop up?
• 26:42
  Speaker 14: Wait?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Minue? What's she throwing these house parties off her house?
• 26:46
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Her house? Did your mom and dad? Can't?
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Hey, y'all can't come in here with all that. This
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: ain't no witness in the here this week. Yeah, we
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: got these lights down in here. We hear that all
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: you smell this week? Don't come at here, mama, daddy,
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: Now go ahead on.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Quick.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: What is that strange smell? You know what that is?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: You know they need they need to quit coming over.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: It ain't time for that. You know. It's okay to
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: be a witness.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But she says she doesn't invite them, they just pop up.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: See everybody, That's why a lot of people don't want
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: to be Christian, because Christians do some ignorant Man, what
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: did you overhear witnessing for?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: You see what we're doing? Save me another day and.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Me when I ain't coming this girl, I'm gonnaderstand so
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: cupping this girl.
• 27:40
  Speaker 13: I don't, I don't.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna talk.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: About the Lord, right now I'm not you know, I
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: love the Lord, but not right now.
• 27:49
  Speaker 16: You know, I'm trying to create some some reasons to
• 27:53
  Speaker 16: be forgiven for it right now, to give tomorrow.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Do what this is? You listen to me.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: This house party is the den of iniquitity. This is
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: a place of sin and debauchery.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: We in here, Let this this damn near sim more,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: this damn will in here.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I'm talking about man, I'm talking about we up in
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: here about about to become salt if we don't. But
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: but you know, you know, you know, because you know
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: they're religious, so you explain it to them in religious terms.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Don't come in here, some some gold calves and here
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to tell.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: You, wow, ye, religious mercy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: This in the belly the whale business.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Bible stuff back a religious Hey.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Hey, you don't step off in the lines. Then over
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: here you ain't all right?
• 29:00
  Speaker 11: She hello, thank you. Coming up next, we'll have some
• 29:05
  Speaker 11: entertainment news for you. Right after this.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show.
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: Beyonce's Renaissance tour is going down in history. Besides it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: being the highest grossing tour in history for a female performer.
• 29:22
  Speaker 11: Other big things have been happening at her concerts. At
• 29:24
  Speaker 11: Beyonce's September fourth show in LA, which was also her birthday,
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: of course, comedian Lilrell proposed to his then girlfriend She's
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: now a Beyonce while Beyonce saying love on top. The
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: jumbo tron caught the proposal and the crowd cheered him on.
• 29:40
  Speaker 11: Then another fan went into labor at the same concert
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: as Bay saying cuff it, and the pregnant fan posted
• 29:48
  Speaker 11: pictures of herself on.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: The instay.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: As she sang cuff it the song cuff it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: No, yeah, what I heard, but it was delicious to me.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Oh they do or not have to cushion?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, cough it?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay there.
• 30:11
  Speaker 11: The pregnant fan posted pictures of herself on Instagram later
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: that night getting prepped to deliver her baby, and she
• 30:16
  Speaker 11: credited Beyonce for helping to induce her labor. And I
• 30:20
  Speaker 11: guess Beyonce's shows are, you know, just bringing out the
• 30:23
  Speaker 11: best in people. Let's say okay, and other entertainment news
• 30:26
  Speaker 11: that involves Beyonce.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: The legend that is.
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: Lionel Richie jokingly said he's very upset with Diana Ross
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: for singing Happy Birthday to Beyonce at Beyonce's September fourth
• 30:40
  Speaker 11: concert because for decades, Miss Ross has denied his request
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: to sing with him. Lionel claims he asked Diana Ross
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: to do their nineteen eighty one classic hit Endless Love,
• 30:52
  Speaker 11: and she said now. At his concert in San Francisco
• 30:55
  Speaker 11: over the weekend, Lionel told his audience, one of my
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: favorite songs to sing is less Love, and for thirty
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: seven years I have asked Miss Diana Ross to sing
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: it with me, and for thirty seven years she has
• 31:07
  Speaker 11: said no.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: That didn't sound like he m not joking.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Birthday?
• 31:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 31:49
  Speaker 11: And lastly, see if you mentioned this to everyone Queen Latifa.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone agrees.
• 31:54
  Speaker 11: Queen Latifa kicked off football season and the best way
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: with her emotional rendition of this Our Spangled banner at
• 32:01
  Speaker 11: MetLife Theater at MetLife Stadium for Sunday Nights game between
• 32:05
  Speaker 11: the Cowboys and the New York Giants. Her performance was
• 32:08
  Speaker 11: backed by a choir. It ended with a fireworks finale,
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: and then fans took to Twitter because a lot of
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: people are shot. They don't know that Queen Lativa can
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: sing like that, that she has such a beautiful singing voice.
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: They only knew her as a Grammy Award winning rapper
• 32:23
  Speaker 11: that she is. They had no idea she could sing.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Queen Latifa singing with Al Green, simply beautiful, beautiful.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Woo man, y'all are real.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Queen was no joke.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: The best, the best Star spangled banner. I've heard, the
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: third best one I've ever Yeah, yeah, the third number one.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Marvin game game.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: That's number one, number two Whitney Houston, Houston, and now
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: that damn Queen Queen heard him. Yeah that y'all don't
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: understand Marvels Marbins.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Was wit the Laker.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I know, I cry with witness, I know, I know.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: But for you said Mark soul.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very soulful. It was what he had.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: On when he's saying what he had on with the
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: glasses and everything.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Look and then came out you it was he was
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: fly there was that was all star game.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Boy, they was patting the fit that the Lakers. It
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: was lique.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It really was saying.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Then now nobody out saying.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: Whitney whatever my favorite version.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got what you're saying. What about what where
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: does it? Carl Lewis one fall Oh that's the worst.
• 33:58
  Speaker 15: Well, no, no, Fergie remember when Fergie did that?
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, the hardest I've ever laughed, and the more.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I've listened to clearly Carl Lewis.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: And it's a damn shame because Carl Lewis is actually man,
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: a really really cool dude, and for him to be
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: remembered about that because you bought help tracks. Yeah, prettiest,
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: the prettiest form on the track ever seen.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I ain't seeing.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: I ain't never seen nobody run prettier than Carl Lewis.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: That boy was an animal.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: Out there in university.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: But I do really really loved Carl lewis version of.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, Yeah, I'm gonna get it back.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I'll make it up to you.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: He heard himself.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I've never heard anybody try to care all right now.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: He was making comments while he was saying.
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: It was a comments to his Oh yeah, it was
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: the comments to yourself that was absolutely brilliant to me,
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: I said, I'll be damn, I didn't know you could
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: stop singing it edie yourself.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Wow, all right, yeah, I got this.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: One note.
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: He said, all right, all right, thank you for your interpretation.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi plans to run for re election amidst
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: the amidst growing concerns over older politicians and key positions.
• 35:50
  Speaker 11: You know, politicians in their eighties. We'll talk about that
• 35:53
  Speaker 11: right after this.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard morning show.
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: California Congresswoman Nancy Polo is not ready to retire. Pelosi
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: has announced that she's running for re election next year.
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: Pelosi will be eighty four years old at the time
• 36:09
  Speaker 11: of the election, and it was assumed that she was
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: retiring last year. Remember that when the Republican Party took
• 36:16
  Speaker 11: control of the House and ended her tenure.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 36:19
  Speaker 11: In a recent statement, Pelosi said, quote, our country needs
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: America to show the world that our flag is still
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: there with liberty and justice for all. That is why
• 36:29
  Speaker 11: I am running for reelection and I respectfully ask for
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: your vote. Pelosi has been in Congress since nineteen eighty seven.
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: Her reelection bid comes at a time when there is
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: growing concern about the age of President Biden, Donald Trump,
• 36:43
  Speaker 11: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, and Senator California Senator Dianne Feinstein.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: So there will if.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Y'all want people to know that y'all. Flag is still there.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You want to have somebody that can wave it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: What you got out of here?
• 37:03
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Really, I mean, you know, look man like, and I'm
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: I feel sorry for people I don't want I'm feel sorry.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: But age is a part of it. You know, we're
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: getting old. But man, damn, once you're starting to stand
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: up there and then your ass just go away.
• 37:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah you're talking about yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, dog, hey bro, it's just time go do something.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're in charge of giving out information, agendas and policy,
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: and then you get up there and forget you up there,
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: But not only forget the policy, you just you just
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: you just go away like you don't even know. You
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: just stop talking. And that's kind of dangerous. Man. I
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: don't want to make fun of that because I don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: want it to happen to me, you know so. But
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: but damn though, y'all got to come on, we gotta
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: stop putting some age limits on this hill because it's looking.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Bad, and start letting some.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Age limit. Damn this y'all.
• 38:05
  Speaker 15: So you're saying that they can retire at a certain
• 38:08
  Speaker 15: age and let the new political leaders, the new freshen
• 38:10
  Speaker 15: up the party.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: And but takeover.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Is that what you don't just you don't retire, you
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: get forced out. But what about this once you can
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: age out and see we got too much? We we
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: had discrimination. You can't age discriminate. You can't sex discriminate.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: You can't you can't race discriminate. We need something, look
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: like okay that we need to start some type of
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: discrimination of everything. You know, it's some sex discrimination. You
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: can't be a man and playing the women's league.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: It ain't fast.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: And you can't be a woman and playing the man's league.
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: You can't hang hold, I won't see this.
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: Okay, this one gracefully to put race here?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, she's here jumping.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: It's zero zero.
• 39:04
  Speaker 11: Sister Odell is joining us right after this, speaking of ageism.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Yes you're listening, morning show.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have to welcome her back
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: once again.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: She is here. Sister Odell.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Loves me, Yes he does. Halleluja.
• 39:30
  Speaker 15: Good morning everyone, Good good morning, chill, Hi boy, how
• 39:36
  Speaker 15: you doing this is over there?
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: Hey, Mississippi? Hi's your mama? Till All's gonna come over
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: there in a couple of weeks to do some catfishing.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: All right, tell the good God love.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: Hey Colley, Hey, sister out there.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: How you doing? Oh, I'm pretty good, shirty. How you doing?
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: I'm doing all right, sister Odell. How are you? Yes, ma'am.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I was listening to the radio the other day.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Lord Jesus.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Called me, sweetie, and let me talk with you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Sorry I didn't call me.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I've been through everything.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: I got eleven husbands, girl, Please, ain't nothing I don't know.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Ain't nothing I don't know. I fixed some things, right,
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: I've been in the situation. I remember one time my
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: fourth husband, ma'am, Oh, Cornbread hm hm that was his
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: government name.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Mama named him Cornbroo. That was his name.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Sweet, I can't make this up. His name was Cornbread.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: His nickname was Mixed.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened with you and mix me?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Mister Cornbread gotten itself into a situation that he didn't
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: me about it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, I found out about it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: So, you know, I was talking with him one time,
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: you know, and I had, you know, send him a
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: little help. You know, I don't want to get into
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: the pot technics, you know, and I just had to
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: send him on.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: So I sent him a dollar.
• 41:12
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It was a lot back then, though, I'm sure.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, phone calls was a nickel and he
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: called me twenty times that night. He messed around and
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: ball two damn candy balls and didn't call me one time.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I drove out there and shot at him, you know,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: and then we ended up.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: We was both in there at the same time, and
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: it just was a horrible situation for me. But anyway,
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: how y'all doing out there today?
• 41:37
  Speaker 15: We did.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're holding. We're good.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I got out of that just in time.
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: Yes, ma'am, you did. I wanted to ask you. You know,
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: Nancy Pelosi, the former House speaker, is running for reelection again,
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: and there's some concerns, you know, like their concerns about
• 42:00
  Speaker 11: our current president Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump
• 42:03
  Speaker 11: about their age.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: She's eighty four, yes, Jesus, real concern White people don't
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: age like black people.
• 42:10
  Speaker 14: What do you mean?
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they gonna quit cutting drop off Like Mitch mcconnor.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: He'll just be sitting there talking in the You'll just
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: drop off. See, Black people know not to cat ass
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: up there because somebody in their family going not today,
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: you was mumbling this morning. You ain't speaking to take you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: If nich had a black wife, she wouldn't have let
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: him up there. Black women stuff, you ain't talking in
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: front of nobody.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Take that.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah you was mumbling at the breakfast table.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I know you ain't Finnah this full speech. I didn't
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: even understand what chandslow.
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: There, what it sound like at the breakfast table, says there,
• 42:51
  Speaker 12: what it sounds like at the hour.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not understanding that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: Shout over there, and sir that standing up there like
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: you had a stroke or something. We ain't get embarrassedasing him.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: We black people. You're not gonna embarrass the family. Nigga
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: can't talk today. They need to and then some pelosi
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: need to sit down. Wearing all them scarf around her
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: neck and everything.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: She know, it's gone.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: She was looking okay, yeah.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: She got bing off on her next wheetes is the
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: next skin.
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: Well what if she got what if she got like
• 43:28
  Speaker 11: plastic surgery, what if she got cosmetic surgery and you can't.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Beat that old and get no plastic surgery to take
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: that scarf off you and.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Be thinking there's Thanksgiving round here.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to tell you know, gobble, gobble, you just
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: gotta know when it's time. It's all right to sit down.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: White folks don't know when they sit down. They just
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: be hanging on to that power.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Tired.
• 43:52
  Speaker 15: When did you retire, Sister dale Hall?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Were you when you retire? I said the Lord, I
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: ain't gotta.
• 43:56
  Speaker 11: Retire into that, Sister Odell coming up that prank phone call.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
• 44:08
  Speaker 11: You're listening morning show coming up at about four minutes
• 44:13
  Speaker 11: after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
• 44:16
  Speaker 11: the subject is if she won't, I sure will. We'll
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: get into that in just a little bit, because right
• 44:21
  Speaker 11: now it is time for today's prank phone call, and
• 44:24
  Speaker 11: we have Junior in for the nephew. Nephew Tommy is
• 44:27
  Speaker 11: on vacation. Steve thinks, uh, you said that earlier. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: think he's on vacation.
• 44:33
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: He also well some little small lass section of town
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: or some little bitty country, so well, I don't know. Yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: it's let me ask you something. Is Dililiputians is where
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: they were from?
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: The Liliputians?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Is that real?
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: You know, like ohs or something like that? Thanks last
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: where they can go be all around each other, you know,
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: look tall of us.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Guliver's island that.
• 45:06
  Speaker 11: Can go there, the land of the Governor's Island, Gulliver's Island.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Just trying to find somewhere where you can go. Where
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: he quit sending where he the shortest person in the picture.
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: You know what, you know we should we should get
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: a picture in a minute, though, a picture coming today.
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: Y'all get ready for picture time.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: I remember yesterday off there he said, I bet I
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: won't send no pictures. Y'all been talking about my picture? Well,
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: quick sending them, man.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He gonna send them.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Help.
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: I'm tired of seeing lemonade pull you in. That's what
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: I don't like. Why your wife got to pull you
• 45:41
  Speaker 12: in to kiss. So I don't like that. I don't
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: I don't need that. Put your hand around her back
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: if you can reach back there you should.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: But every time I.
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: See a picture, you're getting pulled in.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Like that?
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: What?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: So what? What?
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: What?
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: I'm scared for? Hey, what are you gonna do? Pull
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: me in? Highly doubt, highly doubt he loved me, highly
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: love It is you scared a tim what?
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: What?
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: What the hell?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: What exactly? Tommy can't even slap.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Me because why because obvious.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: By the time he jumped you don't think I don't
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: see this coming. I mean that much faster than me. Now,
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: come on, he faster than me. He ain't you got
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: to jump in reach? You think I ain't gonna catch
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: you in town?
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, let's get to the prank phone call. Here we go,
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: boogie snitching, boogie snitching.
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: Let's go catch.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Hello man, I speak to Bugie.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Bookie, it's k B.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, man, How you get out
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: of jail before Marcus got out of jail. How y'all
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: go to jail at the same time, but you get
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: out a month before him and he's still in there?
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: hold on?
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: This KB? This Marcus brother? Tell me how you get
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: out of jail? But Marcus still in there and you've
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: been out over a month now.
• 47:09
  Speaker 13: They say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 47:12
  Speaker 13: hold on, hold on.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: No, they say, you snitching, buggie. That's what's going on.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: You up in there, snitching?
• 47:19
  Speaker 13: Hold on, bron hold on you so slowing down, slow
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: it down a little bit. I ain't hold up, you
• 47:25
  Speaker 13: know what. I really don't need to be having this
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: conversation with you. But you coming at me.
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: Like this.
• 47:30
  Speaker 13: It's called bail.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: How you how you? How you out on bail? But
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Mark is still in there? Tell me that, buggy man, how.
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: You gonna call me with you know what?
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: You know what?
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: I ain't s in the trip with you? But you
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: now this hold on, let me hold on, let me
• 47:47
  Speaker 13: pull it on right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: All I know is they the one saying you the
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: one that snitched on my brother and that's why he's
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: still in there.
• 47:54
  Speaker 8: And you act.
• 47:55
  Speaker 13: I don't know what you're getting this from, but I'm
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: gonna tell you what. I had to go to work.
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: I need to get the guy out of there. But
• 48:03
  Speaker 13: you ain't. You ain't hear me. I went to jail too, bullet.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: You're gonna mess around and get your ass.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: What for snitching?
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Because that's what you've been out there doing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Man, what the gus you talking about?
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: You've been out there snitching. That's why you out, and
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: my brother Marcus is still in there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: You know what? You know what it's called? Damn, that's
• 48:24
  Speaker 13: what this car is called. Bell. I had to go
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: to work. I don't know what you tripping on.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: All I'm tripping on is that the fact that you're
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: out and my brother ain't out. He's still in there. No,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm looking for you, buggy.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: You hear me.
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: I'm looking for you, man, But you but you know
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: you know where I'm at. You know where?
• 48:43
  Speaker 14: You know what?
• 48:43
  Speaker 13: Since you since you run around here like a little
• 48:46
  Speaker 13: it's like he is. Let me tell you what happened.
• 48:48
  Speaker 13: Let me tell you where. All I want to do
• 48:50
  Speaker 13: is go get me a bill. I'm jumping the car.
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: And then I was getting your mama some cigarettes. So
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: why are you coming at me like that? Okay, come
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: in the car, out with them and then gonna certain
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: phrase up one. I tell him, now, God, put that out.
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: We just going around the corner. But now he go here,
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: stop putting it out in the car. He throw the stop,
• 49:09
  Speaker 13: the one and now we get pulled over. Hell y'all
• 49:11
  Speaker 13: jumped out the car, telling it all. I don't got
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: st with this.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Who was smoking? You're a marker.
• 49:17
  Speaker 13: I don't even smoke. No, I had to go to work.
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: I gotta work. I can't deal with that. I told him,
• 49:23
  Speaker 13: dudes to put it out. Damn it, Lord Potto, they
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: search damn car. How the hell you gonna be riding
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: like that? And Lord, pull you on with they pop
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: up in the trunk. You gotta figure ass spiker box
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: that back then when no damn wires on. Now the
• 49:37
  Speaker 13: hell you figure I'm a snitch. He don't take no
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: damn rock God, just and know it. You got to
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: back there. Hell y'all, guy, there main't. I'm sad me
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: in this drinking water out of toet. Ain't don come
• 49:49
  Speaker 13: at me that like that. You you won't coming. You
• 49:51
  Speaker 13: know exactly where I'm at.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: So just y'all.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: They got you up in the dragging water out of tar.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: You're gonna come up and start snitching on everybody?
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: You know what you you? I had to go to
• 50:01
  Speaker 13: work now, hell I use oh my damn money trying
• 50:05
  Speaker 13: to get out of there on something.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: No, this can't be about you got to go to work.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: That can't be. But you got to have some heart somewhere.
• 50:12
  Speaker 13: Don't coming at me like that. I was just going
• 50:15
  Speaker 13: to the store.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Can I say something of you?
• 50:17
  Speaker 14: Man? I want to you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 13: No, No, what you can't say? Let me let me
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: tell you, Let me give you shoot you something says
• 50:23
  Speaker 13: you gonna be the man man. Let me shoot you
• 50:25
  Speaker 13: a thing or two. Tell tell your brother just don't
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: drop the soap.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: No, he ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm I'm gonna
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: tell my brother, no, no, no, listen to me. No no,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: no no, I'm gonna tell you don't and I'm gonna
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: tell you this, But you got.
• 50:41
  Speaker 13: To tell me what you got to tell me.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: you're gonna lose your little damn job.
• 50:47
  Speaker 13: Oh no, it can't be.
• 50:49
  Speaker 14: You can no.
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: You know what what you studying for me?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: What you studying?
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: Fun? I can't believe you called me with no like this.
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: Just lose my number, don't call me no behind this.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Let me say something to you right now, buget.
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: What you got to say this?
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: got pranked.
• 51:13
  Speaker 13: O, BUGI do me like that? Dog?
• 51:16
  Speaker 14: You know this?
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: This ain't nothing to play with this ain't this ain't
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: nothing really play with it?
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: All right, bugey man, I'm sorry, dog you okay.
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: But no, aim dog? You know what I listened to you. Man,
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: you aren't supposed to do no brother like that. Now
• 51:30
  Speaker 13: we supposed to be really you don't do me like that?
• 51:33
  Speaker 13: May I put? I put this dude on bless hemen.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Look at it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Your boy Shannon, he said, here, your best friend Sannon
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: is the one that put me up to this dog.
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: May you know what is that?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Your boy?
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: Is that your best friend Sandy May?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: May?
• 51:50
  Speaker 14: Why y'all do me like this?
• 51:51
  Speaker 13: I'ma I'm gonna take care of Shennon. I got him, May, y'all?
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: I just know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you this, what is the baddest
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: radio show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: In the land?
• 52:02
  Speaker 13: Oh May? The theme harming morning show?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Did I get you? Did I get you?
• 52:07
  Speaker 13: May?
• 52:08
  Speaker 14: You know what?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 52:11
  Speaker 13: You got? You got a whole bunch of people that
• 52:14
  Speaker 13: what But now you one of them?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 52:20
  Speaker 12: Sure that he is bookie snitching, bookie snitch from nephew
• 52:23
  Speaker 12: yeahation somewhere on the where at Yeah, you know what
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: I'm saying, you know, and it's nothing. We're gonna get
• 52:30
  Speaker 12: a picture in a minute at telling what it's gonna be.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Picture.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Who got they buddy and go man get the same road,
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: Get you gonna get white man?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Got matching calls?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 52:46
  Speaker 15: Okay, you know how he holds stuff.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: You know, we'll let him hold this. Then he's gonna
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: hold this one too.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Coming up Strawberry Letter. The subject is if she won't,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I sure will. We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:10
  Speaker 11: Well, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 53:16
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• 53:20
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• 53:24
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• 53:26
  Speaker 11: going to read this one right here, right now, and
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: it could be yours.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: You never know, it could be yours.
• 53:31
  Speaker 12: It's time for the Strawberry Letter with my good friend
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: Shirley Strawberry.
• 53:34
  Speaker 11: Thank you, my good friend Junior. A subject if she won't,
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: I sure will. You're Stephen Shirley. I'm a professional side chick,
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: but not by choice. I've been mixed up in some
• 53:45
  Speaker 11: mess for the past three years with the guy that
• 53:47
  Speaker 11: I was dating. He told me he wasn't married, and
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: he is. I believed him because I'd been to his
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: house and I had slept in his bed with him.
• 53:56
  Speaker 11: Two years into our relationship, his wife came to the house.
• 54:00
  Speaker 11: We were asleep, and she took all of my clothes
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: and burned them in the backyard.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: She didn't even wake us up.
• 54:07
  Speaker 11: He called her when we got up, and she was
• 54:09
  Speaker 11: back at her mom's place and she was laughing hysterically
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: at us.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: So he showed me where her clothes.
• 54:15
  Speaker 11: Were in the house, and I put on one of
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: her jogging suits and posted a picture of myself wearing
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: it on Facebook. Since that day, we'd been beefing. If
• 54:24
  Speaker 11: my man wants dinner, I go over there and I
• 54:27
  Speaker 11: cook while his wife is lying around the house being trifling.
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: She only moved back in the house because she didn't
• 54:34
  Speaker 11: want me to have her husband. He's told her several
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: times that he wants to be with me, and she
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: says she's not going anywhere. I live with my two daughters,
• 54:44
  Speaker 11: so he can't come and lay up at my house.
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: At first it was a weird arrangement, but now it's
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: just like she's not even there. She will not clean
• 54:52
  Speaker 11: up the house. So I go over there and make
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: sure the kitchen and his bedroom are clean, and I
• 54:57
  Speaker 11: wash and fold all of his clothes. That's how I
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: I know that I've won his heart, because he loves
• 55:03
  Speaker 11: a clean house. Whatever she won't do for him, I will.
• 55:07
  Speaker 11: He told me that's what he loves about me. The
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: other day we talked about putting her out for good,
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: and he said he's giving her time to get on
• 55:16
  Speaker 11: her feet. Why is he giving her time to get
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: herself together? Does it sound like he did he doesn't
• 55:21
  Speaker 11: really want her.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: To move out? Please advise, well, why should she move out?
• 55:28
  Speaker 11: I mean, this is a perfect arrangement for him, and
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: it's one of the craziest I think we've ever heard.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: What you guys have is like an open marriage.
• 55:38
  Speaker 11: Okay, this man just has two wives, a lazy one
• 55:42
  Speaker 11: according to you, and then a maid you.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: What I don't get is why you didn't leave once
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you knew for sure he was married.
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: And why on earth are you going over to this
• 55:52
  Speaker 11: woman's house cooking and cleaning for her man?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: He's her husband, not yours.
• 55:59
  Speaker 11: In this letter you say you're a professional side chick,
• 56:02
  Speaker 11: but not by choice.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: That was like your first line. You absolutely have.
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: A choice in this. You can choose not to be
• 56:10
  Speaker 11: his side chick. You can stop going over there cooking,
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: you can choose to stop going over there cleaning.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you do his laundry too.
• 56:17
  Speaker 11: You said that you fold his clothes and wash him
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: and all that, But you can choose yourself and not
• 56:22
  Speaker 11: be this side chick and get out. That means stay
• 56:25
  Speaker 11: out the house, go, you know, stay in your own
• 56:28
  Speaker 11: house with your kids and all of that. You don't
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: have to be his cook and his house cleaner. If
• 56:32
  Speaker 11: this man wanted to lead his wife, don't you think
• 56:34
  Speaker 11: he would have done it by now?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that? But why should he when he.
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: Can have his wife and you, But you're cooking and
• 56:42
  Speaker 11: clean and self. He's got the best of both worlds,
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: I say, the husband does he is winning right now?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Steve, Oh, that letter kind of threw me. I didn't
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: see all this coloring.
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: This is interesting, but you know, it's so many contradictory
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: statements in this letter. I know, Steven Shirley, I'm a
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: professional side chick, but not by choice.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: If you're the knowing side chick, you've made the choice.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: What do you mean is not by choice?
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: You just said you're a professional side chick, but not
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: by choice.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: If you have taken on the.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: Title as professional side chick, you've labeled it that, then
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: you've made the decision. You are a professional side chick,
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: and we have to believe you damn. But I've been
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: in some mess for the past three years. Some mess
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: you can get out of whatever you want to. You
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: can walk away from this mess that you're in for
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: three years any time.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: You won't. He told me he wasn't married, and he is.
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: I believed him because I've been to his house and
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: I had slept in his bed with him.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that would make you think he is failed. Now,
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lote you.
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: You know, she she uh, she got, she got the
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: wool pulled of eyes pretty good on this one.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Cause the man.
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: Have you over the house, been in the night, you
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: know it's it's got to be you know what you need.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: I keep telling y'all when y'all go over these dudes houses,
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. It's three places
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: you need to look when you over a man's house.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: If you just date ladies, listen to them. You need
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: to look in the medicine cabin that you need to
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: drop something under the floor, and look under the bed
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: check and you need to open that damn clause, yo,
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: got it. Skeleton's in your closet waiting to come outside. Now,
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, man, it's skeletons. If everybody's claus You've
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: got to open that closet, look under that bed, and
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: open that medicine cabin them the.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Three places and you can do that real slip. You
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: You ain't got to do nothing the whole time you
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: in that just grunt act like you're doing something.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Yo, going through the read the prescription box. Need to
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: know what he taken. If see penicillin and that you
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: you got to ask a question. See these commercials on TV.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you see all this stuff right here, and if
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: you see volume in there, you just start asking questions. Kulu,
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: you got to ask some questions. Now, two years into
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: the relationship, his wife came to the house while we
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: were asleep, and she took all my clothes and burned
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: them in the backyard.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: She ain't even wake us up. Oh this kid for crazy.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: You lucky. She took your clothes in the backyard. She
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: could have set that damn bed on fire. So were
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: dealing with three foods in this letter, you the husband,
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: and this nunny asked why.
• 59:51
  Speaker 11: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: up at twenty three minutes after the hour of today's
• 59:56
  Speaker 11: Strawberry letter, subject if she won't, I sure will right
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 11: after this.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 11: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 11: The subject is if she won't, I sure will.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: Ot this crazy letter right this professional side chick, she says,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: but not my choice, which is a lie.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: You've called yourself.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: A professional side chick, and that's the choice you've made. Okay,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: you didn't say wife, fiance woman. You're the professional side chick.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: And you were dating a guy who deceived you because
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: you thought he really what told you he wasn't married,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: and he was, and you believe it because you've been
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: to his house and you slept in his bed with
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: him and spent the night.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a pretty good trick. So I ain't mad
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: at your sister. You just got lied to. That can happen.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I'm with you here.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: Two years into the relationship, his wife came to the
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: house while we were asleep, and she took all my
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: clothes and burned him in the backyard.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: She ain't even wake.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: Us up, this hell of nutty. It ain't a woman
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: enclosed in her right mind.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna wake out. Oh, Yeah, this.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: Chick is on some next level nuddiness. When she done
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: took all your clothes in the backyard, burned them. When
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: y'all woke up, he called her and she was back
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: at her mom's place and she was laughing hysterically at us.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: So he showed me where her clothes were in the house.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: And I put on one of her jog and suits
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: and posted a picture of myself wearing it on Facebook.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, hold up, are y'all crazy? Hold up? Wait a minute.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: First of all, you say you didn't know they were married.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: Then two years in the relationship, the wife came and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: took your clothes, burned them in the backyard.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Then he showed you where his wife's clothes was.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: I told y'all, opened them down closets, go in their
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: medicine cabinets, and look under the bed.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: We dudes, we don't hide nothing nowhere else. Oh lord,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: So now you'd have got your jogging suit and you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: then posted it on Facebook. I don't know who the
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: craziest person in this letter is, because right now you
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: win it. But the husband straight crazy, and the white
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: is nutty too. Since that day, we've been beefing if
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: my man wants dinner. I go over there and I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: cook while his wife is laying around the house being
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: trick me who house.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: You wentn't what woman house started cooking? I have to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: be white letter. I'm just I'm just gonna cuk. There's
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: no way around this hill. I'm this is a white leader.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I just have to go. I'm sorry.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: We was talking about discrimination earlier on the show. It
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: is time when race does come in hast fast, because
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: if these are black people, these is the whitest black
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: em because I don't know what since the house you
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: done took your ass in and just started cooking while
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: she's sitting.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: There, I don't I don't know her. I've never met her.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, I've never heard of her. That's why
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. You know what, Maybe these maybe you.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: Could be thanking, so you know, maybe it's just a culture.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they's a feature. He's got to be something
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: It's got to be a nationality and I don't know
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: nothing about it.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's some Tahesia people. Maybe that's it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Maybe it's some Guadala hovey. Maybe what what what they
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: do over there? That's another country? I don't know nothing
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: about it. I'm just trying to figure out some people.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: Maybe they all, maybe they are straight. I don't know
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: what it is. I just I don't know what people are. Okay, pigmy,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: this is a piggy. This is happening in the rainforest
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: in the African somewhere. I don't know. These are New
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: Guinea people. I don't know who they are. I got it.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: This is some Viking mess right here. This is a vikingwigi.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: This is some.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know who these people are. You're the walk
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: in the woman's house fixing her husband dinner because she.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Laid around being triped.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: She only moved back to the house because she didn't
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: want me to have her husband.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: What you ever thought she moved back to the house
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: because it's her her name only.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: He told her several times he wants to be with me,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: and she says she ain't going nowhere.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I can't believe y'all having this conversation. I don't even
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: know these women. I'm matter of fact.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: Let me apologize to white people now. I don't know
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: no white people.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 13: Ride with my.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 15: Wives.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: This has got it, Yes, dog going it? This is
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: what it is.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: This is some you tall sister wive hbo mess. Okay,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: at first it was a weird arrangement, but now it's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: just like she's not even that.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: That's he ain't here, you know that.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: So I go over there and make sure the kitchen
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: in this bedroom is clean, and I washing fold all
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: the clothes.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: That's why she don't do nothing.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you Hazel, you know about your Hazel Lance
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: Over here, the man just knocking the house.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: She's sitting up here figuring out.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: I got a man out on one I'm blocking, and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: I got this half for cleaning up the house. I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: ain't got to go back over my mama house cause
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: my mama make me cook and clean.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: She and her cooking. I'm et left over the lord
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: this hefrican cook.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 14: It.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she said, nah, No, that's how I've won his
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: heart because he loves a clean house. Can't win no
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: man's heart with no clean house. Whenever she won't, whatever
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: she won't do for him, I will. He told me
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: that's what he loves about me. The other day we
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: talked about putting her out for good, and he said
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: he's giving her time to get up on her feet.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: Why is he giving her time to get herself together
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: because it's her house. Does it sound like he doesn't
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: want her to move out? He can't put how you stupid?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: She's stupid and he's stupid.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you? All right?
• 1:06:06
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• 1:06:11
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• 1:06:15
  Speaker 11: sounded so good. Coming up next, it is Junior and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 11: Sports Talk. Right after this you're listening morning show.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you got jor?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 12: All right, Charley, you know you've made some statements this morning. Uncle,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 12: we even in sports. You said race is important in sports?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 12: You you really feel that way? Race it's in everything.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: See do we live in a climate now where you're
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: not supposed to discriminate?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but we need to have Listen to me, we
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: need to have some type of discrimination for race. Okay,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: you need to have some gender discrimination. You need to
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: have some age discrimination.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, stop this. If you want me to go down
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: the list for.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: You, I need you to go down the list because
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 12: you're talking about in sports? How how is race important
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 12: in sports? You can't have all white football team. An'tybody
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 12: finna go down here for this?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 15: Here?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: Who wants to watch all white football team, White wide receivers,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: white corner, All your running backs is white.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Get on the line where your ass belong.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the running backs is white, running
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: backs white all the I won't watch this slow ass game.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: You have to have race discrimination in everything. You mighty
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: wanted to all white basketball team. Ain't ain't do something
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: when you make it, give me something, nobody, No, all
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: white track team. We got to win all white track team,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: because after you poll vault and shot.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Put, do you risk this up sass out there on
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: that track.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 15: You heard them, he's about cross country.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: On that track. That's us. Now, if you run and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: leave in the stadium and all our country that's Africans,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: that's us, all this running. But if you're in here
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: throwing shot put and slinging hammers, win that putting disc
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: under that slinging it all that's good.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: You need racial discrimination in age.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: If your asked is oh, you can't do this no more,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: get out damn it.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: You can't be.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: No TV reporter and you real old ye can't even
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: read the teleprompter.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: Or we can't get different.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: If it's look like there's gonna be a strike tonight.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Here tied, it's going to be a storm tonight to
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: say a storm. Okay, that's right where we us.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: I heard that was some shopping at the gallery today. No,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: I didn't know you could buy pictures from the gallery.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: That was shopping at the galleria.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, a wife
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 11: is asking Steve for your help to get her sixty
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 11: seven year old father in tip top physical shape.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: Okay, So, Steve, we have an email for you from
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 11: Sophia in Dothan.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Sophia writes, Steve Harvey, you look.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 11: So dang good for your age, and my dad idolizes you.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 11: He's sixty seven and he's lost about fifteen pounds and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: he wants to keep it off and maintain an active lifestyle.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 11: He's a widower and he's dating again, so his goal
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: is to look good naked. Eating healthy is not an issue,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: but he wants to know how your elevate you can
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 11: help his body. Also, can you please tell us what
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 11: kind of exercises you do daily?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: Well, most of my exercises, stare climbing, and you know
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: when my fat whe's an ass, ain't going up there
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: catching catching? Hell, you let it go. I would say,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: stair climb. I suggest to stare climb because you're walking
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: upstairs with friends and they hear you ass your that's
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: gonna be a your ass gonna be in the paper.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: So I just like, but elevate you is one of
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: the big reasons because after my fat whe's an ass
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: and exposed, Elevate You came out on January third.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: You see how God work. Ain't God good? Yes he is.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: He is a commercial and a testimony, and so Elevate
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: You came out January third. I said, hey, that's perfect
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: thing for me because my goal is just like your
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: daddy is.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: I want to look good naked.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: I look good in my clothes, but I want to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: take my clothes off and go yell now, listen to me.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: I'm getting there, like I can take my clothes off
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: now and I'm not shamed. But you know it ain't
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: no six pack. But you know, the goal was just
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: not to look like I was in my third trimester.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: That was really my whole goal pregnant.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Why not to look like Steve, y'all, ain't you do it?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: And it's hard, child. But see for women though, women
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: who have had babies.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: I understand you know, but dudes ain't really You ain't
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: really got that. Excuse fella, you can't go well, I
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  Speaker 7: had a baby. No, you didn't know. You didn't know
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  Speaker 7: if you're having a baby, And so elevate you does work.
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  Speaker 7: It'll give you the energy that you need so you
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  Speaker 7: can do the proper work. But you still gotta eat right, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: You can't out train a bad diet. That's not how
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  Speaker 7: it works. And so you got to do stuff. And
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  Speaker 7: there's a lot of stuff out now and not o Zimpic.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't never took that, never will that. That's just
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  Speaker 7: starting to too much stuff is coming out about that ozimpic.
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  Speaker 7: If you're taking a drug that's supposed to control your
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  Speaker 7: sugar levels and lower your A one C number, and
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  Speaker 7: that ain't what's wrong with you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how smart that is. And it's a
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  Speaker 7: man made drugs. So y'all need to be careful out there.
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  Speaker 7: I know you can lose that weight, but they are
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  Speaker 7: starting to uncover the repercussions of it. So I'm just
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  Speaker 7: saying to people, just be be careful with that old zimpic,
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  Speaker 7: Just be careful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, before elevate you?
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  Speaker 8: Who was you before elevate you?
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  Speaker 7: Just a big old fat wheezing Why that's me?
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  Speaker 2: When I go up the steps.
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  Speaker 7: At the top of the steps, what I should have
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  Speaker 7: I should have paid attention, But I guess I wasn't
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  Speaker 7: paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: I got a topic step.
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  Speaker 1: With forgives me from being concerned and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: You know that just about you?
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  Speaker 7: Just go.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is though, I think it is.
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  Speaker 8: They don't jump in the joke, the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, stay out the joke.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is about me.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, sure, wanting you stay out the damn joke. Hey,
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  Speaker 7: Junior asked me a question. Let me show you how
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  Speaker 7: it is. This is how I was asking questions last October.
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  Speaker 8: Before elevate you. Uh what what is all that noise?
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  Speaker 2: Though? What is that?
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  Speaker 7: I was just saying here breathing, so, so is you
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  Speaker 7: in shape?
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  Speaker 12: For you? What is it you you struggling with? Are
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 12: you exercising anything? Do you anything to stop there? You
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  Speaker 12: just gonna keep sounding like this.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to get one breath after the nets.
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  Speaker 7: I can't emphasize right now when I still Whoe's and
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  Speaker 7: it picks up and it gets heavier, and.
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  Speaker 13: Look at the.
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  Speaker 9: Time, we gotta go coming up more of this ignorant
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  Speaker 9: show right after this, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, what is this I'm hearing? Are
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  Speaker 1: you on tour?
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  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, tour it just started back now. Now it's
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  Speaker 7: not comedy this time. I'm going out on a motivational tour.
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  Speaker 7: I'm entert the phase of my life where I'm more
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  Speaker 7: dedicated to helping people change their conditions and mindsets and
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  Speaker 7: possibly change their circumstances.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm on.
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  Speaker 7: Tour man, And I didn't know that my radio show
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  Speaker 7: name of the casino, the Yamava, the Yama for casino.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm inside the Yamova Theater on September twenty ninth,
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  Speaker 7: right outside in Highland, California, that's about ninety minutes outside
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  Speaker 7: of LA And then on September thirtieth, I'm in Durant,
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  Speaker 7: Oklahoma at the Chalk Tall Casino Resort. Another motivational tour.
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  Speaker 7: That's in Durant, Oklahoma. That's about ninety minutes from Dallas.
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  Speaker 7: So y'all come on up and see your boy. It's
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  Speaker 7: a motivational tour. Is gonna be a game changer. September
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  Speaker 2: And on September twenty ninth at the.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather right after this you're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 11: It is time now guys for around Would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: would you rather have sex only twice a year with
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  Speaker 8: See yet?
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  Speaker 7: don't don't give me, don't give me, no Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 7: and then I got to sit it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to be busy.
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  Speaker 11: Next, would you like to ride on a river taxi
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  Speaker 11: with Kanye or would you rather fly on that you know,
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  Speaker 7: I'n get on that river taxi with fat ass Kanye.
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  Speaker 7: I know how to look out there. I can look
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  Speaker 2: Tell you why? Yes, they look.
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  Speaker 1: It they look yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I sit on the other side. I'll go up
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  Speaker 2: your seat back?
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  Speaker 2: No, they're wild. They tripped, all right.
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  Speaker 11: it was LeVert. Keep sweating, Johnny gil We know what
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  Speaker 2: But they don't ask me.
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  Speaker 12: Then you are right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, come on now it's up to you. You aren't
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  Speaker 8: know where I'm.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Jerald LeVert do come on, yeah, put on your
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  Speaker 7: red dress him as.
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  Speaker 2: A group, they still singing that song my Body. They
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  Speaker 2: sing us on my body. Yeah, no, no, no, Jerald
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  Speaker 2: LeVert got hits.
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  Speaker 2: said Claship. You hitch, Yeah, junr Jos got a ton
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  Speaker 2: of hits. You just don't know if they Yes, we do.
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  Speaker 7: You know, ain't get the drinking and falling and stepping
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  Speaker 7: over each other. Uni fine, God, said Jo Desy When
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  Speaker 7: ain't nobody saying but joke.
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  Speaker 2: It's just man, you have got right drink.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's round.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 11: it's our last break of the day, and we'll close
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  Speaker 11: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 11: right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 11: here we are last break of the day on this Wednesday. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: you know, it's been a good day.
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  Speaker 7: My closing remarks today is gonna be quite different because
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  Speaker 7: my closing remark actually is a testimony because I've decided,
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  Speaker 7: like I have with all.
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  Speaker 2: My life experiences, to be transparent about it.
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  Speaker 7: I really do understand why God gave me the format
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  Speaker 7: that I have, and that's so I can bear witness
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  Speaker 7: on a larger scale my promise to God when I
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  Speaker 7: was homeless, I told God, I said, if you let
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  Speaker 7: me make it.
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  Speaker 2: When I get that, I'm gonna tell everybody it was you.
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  Speaker 7: But you got to keep fulfilling your promise though, And
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  Speaker 7: you know, one of the things that I've learned about
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  Speaker 7: this past two and a half weeks, and it has
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 7: been a trying two and a half weeks. It's been tough, man.
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  Speaker 7: It's been tough on my family. It's been tough on
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  Speaker 7: my wife. You know, I'm built for this. God designed
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  Speaker 7: me this way, so I'm built for this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 7: It's unpleasant, it's unfair, it seems to have no rhyme
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  Speaker 7: or reason. But in all of that, my mama used
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  Speaker 7: to tell me, thank God in all things. Steve don't
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  Speaker 7: worry about when it's going bad. God anyway, keep your
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 7: head up. Remember I tell you all the time, behind
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  Speaker 7: every moment that if adversity there's a lesson and a blessing.
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  Speaker 7: What I've learned seven lessons in this is seven scriptures
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  Speaker 7: that has played out in my head.
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  Speaker 2: During this whole time, behind all of the lies and
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  Speaker 2: the rumors and all of this.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't know where it's coming from. You know
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  Speaker 7: what I learned most of all that he promised. He
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  Speaker 7: promised me that he would never leave me, so he
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  Speaker 7: must still be right here no matter what's going on.
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  Speaker 7: He promised me he wouldn't leave me, so he got
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  Speaker 7: to still be right here. I'm understanding that. You know
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  Speaker 7: what else, He promised me that my enemies would not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: devour me. That's a god's promise, that's in a scripture.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: I'm talking to everybody that believe in it. He promised
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  Speaker 7: me that my enemies would not devour me.
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  Speaker 2: So guess what look like still here. That's what it
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  Speaker 2: looked like to me.
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  Speaker 7: You know what else, he promised that he would give
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  Speaker 7: me the strength to endure all things.
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  Speaker 2: He said he would give me the strength. So we
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  Speaker 2: sit here with all the strength we need.
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  Speaker 7: This is stuff that I'm learning during this period right
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  Speaker 7: here while y'all watching it play out. See, I ain't
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  Speaker 7: got to tell you what's happening on happening, and I'm
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  Speaker 7: not even gonna reiterate, y'all see what's happening to me
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: and my family. But let me tell you what's happening
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: to me and my family, because what they trying to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: do is not gonna work. God said, be grateful and
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: give thanks through all situations, and my mama used to
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  Speaker 7: tell me that.
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  Speaker 2: So guess what. So I can sit here and say
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: thank you Lord, just like I do at the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of the show.
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  Speaker 7: I say thank you God for waking me up this morning,
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  Speaker 7: for giving me that he promised me.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me, y'all, he.
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  Speaker 7: Promised me that no weapon formed against me should prosper me.
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  Speaker 14: So I don't know what. I don't know what the.
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  Speaker 2: Enemy is trying to do. I really don't know.
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  Speaker 7: But he didn't already say it ain't gonna work. No
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  Speaker 7: weapon formed against me shall prosper. You know what else
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  Speaker 7: I've learned, and boy, this is all in this two
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  Speaker 7: and a half week period. The Bible says that he
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  Speaker 7: works in mysterious ways. We've all heard that, right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it done got real mysterious because I have no
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: idea what he up to. I really don't. I don't
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: know why he's allowing it. I don't know why it's happening.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: I'm starting to get an understanding of it because see
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: this testimony that I'm giving y' all the day. It
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: was because he knew he could trust me. He knew
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: that I was gonna keep the faith when everything was
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: going bad. So now I can stand here tell other
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 7: people who got faith to keep the faith when it's
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: going bad, because it's going bad for us right now
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: it's raining. But guess what, he work in mysterious ways.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: And because I don't know what he up to, I'm
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: keeping the faith. But I tell you what, though, whatever
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 7: he up to, it must gonna be good. It must
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: gonna be good. Man, because he promised, yes, you know what,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: Because it's a promise he made to He promised.
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  Speaker 2: To prepare a table in the presence of mine enemies.
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  Speaker 7: So all now listen to me. Now this is a warning,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: and this ain't for me, This is a promise for God.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: He promised to prepare a table in the presence of
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: my enemies.
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  Speaker 2: So, like I said, I don't even know what he
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  Speaker 2: up to.
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  Speaker 7: I guess he picked me because I'm chosen, because he
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  Speaker 7: knew he could put this on me, and y'all wasn't
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 7: gonna break me. My family not finished split up. My
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  Speaker 7: family good, We faithful, we honoring God, we praying. Matter
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  Speaker 7: of fact, Ma is on grand baby watch right now.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 7: We got another grandchild being born. She's sitting over there
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: with the mother minding her business. Listen to me, he
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 7: gonna prepare a table in the presence of your enemies.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he told me.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: Don't fight back, don't go after people, don't hide, no lawyer,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: don't see no cease and desist, don't even trouble yourself
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  Speaker 7: with that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take care of all that.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: So today my testimony is to tell you how good
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: God is in spite of how it may look.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I don't know how y'all doing it.
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  Speaker 8: I tell you how we do it it because we
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 8: got faith, because.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 7: We got God and God got us. We know who
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: we are and we know whose we are. Now when
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: he fixed the table, everybody gonna have to bear witness.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 7: I can't wait to see what he got because he
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: showed us gonna be good. Hey, Christians, believer us out there,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: people of faith, keep your head up. God working on
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: your behalf in ways you don't even know. Nice show,
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