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No Latency - Ep.9 "Welcome to Biotechnica™" · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. All right, so we can take the
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spaces tank back and you should have 1000 Eddie's with only that
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part though. That's right.
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Then I'm gonna go steal the park.
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Hey, hey, Trevor, it's my old landlord Jeb walks past them.
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These two clowns and starts rummaging through.
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I remember pink said something about vending machines found
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one. It's like there's a hole under
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this thing and get pulled down into the hole in.
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You hear a growling noise that's so just two of us are out on
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City Hall. This thing up top.
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So now they eat people, ah, they're they're eating people
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and they're hungry to eat more people, okay?
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So I owner, you and Sano are in a vehicle that you ordered from
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the bio Technica Corporation and you're driving out to the
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junkyard where we left. Remy and Jeb, just a few moments
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ago. Well, you get in the car, you
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get a message. Little update.
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The contamination has got bad and so biotechnical sent you a
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message. Okay.
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All right, so I know I have just gotten an update here was so
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they have a lot of me, a budget for hiring you.
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So I am excited about that. If excited is the correct term,
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but there are a couple of things things that we have to do,
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before we remove the problem and what would that be?
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I so it does look like we have to retrieve a sample.
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A sample. So the the only thing that we
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have to do is make sure that we get a sample of the formula that
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they are using in this satellite station, I see.
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So that's it. And then the rest we we just
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have to demonetised What is the pay?
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well, for a Let's see, a project of this size.
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What would be your your normal going rate?
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Clearing out also area. How many people need to be
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cleared? And number 7 to 10 minute.
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Then I will determine my fee once I have completed my task.
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That sounds fair. You want me to keep a tally?
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Yes, please be my pleasure. Kendall opens up a new note on
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their Thailand gets excited as they start organizing a little
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spreadsheet. Ready for how many people to
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count sheet? Yes, I kill count sheet and
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they're so excited about it that they're drawing frantically.
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There's a / cabinet payment follow is very impressed by the
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organizational skills. And a personal assistant.
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Very handy. And you move through the city
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and Gathering a little bit more speed.
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Is there anything else you want to do before you arrive?
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I'm going to look through the blueprint of the satellite
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station, and determine the best entry point and where the sample
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can be extracted from. So you open up your agent, And
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the copy of the satellite station maps that you have only
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displays two floors of the specs.
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So the satellite stations are these cylinders that they shunt
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into the ground. A fully autonomous testing
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facility with very little human intervention required usually
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powered by some sort of low-grade Ai and people only
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really turn up to see if they want to invest in the product,
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especially if it's going. Well, you know that there are
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four levels You've you've never been further than the lobby of
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this building of this facility. Okay?
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From what, I know the place that we have to get into his basement
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level for while you're looking at the map.
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Iona, bendall takes out a tissue and dabs you on one it on your
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wound. It's you're still eating.
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I'm still bleep it man. I'm sorry I had nearly forgotten
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it feels like ages ago that I was shot.
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Yes Iona do need assistance. And now I think I'm hopped up on
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enough medication currently to to ride out the rest of this.
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And this honestly shouldn't be that much of an issue.
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We are going in. We're keeping our heads down as
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best as we can. We will have to do a lot of
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avoiding. I'm sure but this is where you
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invent, I will come in your going to just keep the path.
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Clear? We'll get down to the bottom.
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There should be, I'm looking at for basement levels here.
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We just have to get to the bottom, to get the cab system
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and we should be able to just get out and run the run and then
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It, you just run the cads and we're good if you say so, I
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don't know. I've never run out of these.
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You know, that sounds like a plan.
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Does it, does it sound like a plan?
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And it is a plan, right? It is it's a planet but also I
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could order a skin graft. We're already almost here.
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It will it a drone? Could get it to us?
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All right, I guess we have to do brief.
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Jeb and Remy anyway. All right.
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Thank you. I'll order something.
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And you notice that as it's been ordered, a hundred Eddie's is
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deducted from your account, as you ride through the streets of
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night City, onto your way to the junkyard where this station is,
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hopefully the Drone will meet you on your way.
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While we wait for you to arrive, we're going to check back in
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with Remy and Jeb standing in front of a hole in the ground.
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With a very heavy vending machine right next to it.
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What are you gonna do, guys? All right, ready?
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We'll just go ahead and let's agile.
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Don't worry about him haul, this thing up, onto the truck.
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Well, he's worried about it. Yeah, you got him stuck in the
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situation. Jeb, I did nothing.
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He moved it. And he got sucked in.
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It's unfortunate. But look, he disrespected you
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and I don't care too much about that.
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I'm not happy about the way Trevor's been with me either,
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but at least humanely can't. Just leave him down there.
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Death, gotcha. Well, that's helped sound good
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at all. So I say we go ahead and load
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this thing. Then you hear the sound of what
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you, what you think you here is is Trevor running somewhere,
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something metal opening, and then a slam, and some sort of
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growl, well seems like that problems can take care of.
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So go ahead, just help me out of this mom, will you All right.
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Let's get the fuck out of here. We gotta call the cops after
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this though. Yeah, we're spice.
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Roll me a d-10. just straight across the board, straight
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across the board, you can add Athletics, if you want to Good
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luck letting too bad. Remy.
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As you go to reach the vending machine, your left foot slips
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and half of you falls into the hole.
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You're now at waist height with your arms out, trying not to
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fall. Oh shit.
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Oh shit. Jim.
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Come on. Give me the fuck out of here.
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Grab my hand. Grab my hand.
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Yes, he'll be fast gonna be fine.
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There is no traction for your feet.
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You are slipping heavily. There's something coating the
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inside of this tube. I'm reaching for it.
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I'm fingers are extended out. Barely touching what you gonna
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do chip? I'm trying to reach for, I'm
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trying to brace myself against against the vending machine.
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It with one hand and reach as far as I can of my own cool.
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Bro. Me and Athletics.
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Check Hold on buddy. I'm come grab my hand.
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Grab my hands. Gonna be okay.
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You managed to get hold of, Remy.
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I got you. You pull them out and his bottom
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half is covered insert. Jesus Christ.
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What the hell is this thing? It smells pool.
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Judging by the consistency in the feel of it.
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It feels like an exhaust pipe. kids, Lord, you tell me there's
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some sort of Yeah, machine down there.
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I mean. Oh, God, I'm going back into
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Vanna White and I'm grabbing my rifle.
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Now. Look, we've come much too close
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to losing you. We already lost a apparently, a
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vital friend of yours. So why don't we just load this
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goddamn vending machine into Vanna White and get the hell out
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of here? and as you finish that sentence,
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A bio Technica black sedan skids into your view and slides next
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to Vanna White as you arrive. You hear the shuddering of
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blades in the sky. As a little drone comes down.
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Drops a box. Outside the door, the window
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rolls down and vandals arm reaches out.
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Grabs the box and you see the arm come back out.
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Give the Drone a Zup, it gives a little Tweedle noise and zooms
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off Bendel passes inside the vehicle.
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The skin graft away owner based on your room.
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All right, I'd peel the backing off of it and just stick it on
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after I've depth away my most of the surface blood.
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You know, if wealth Iona, Sano it's you will not believe the
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kind of shit that we have found out here in the Badlands.
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Jump killed my landlord. Look, I didn't kill nobody like
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I slipped into. Would you say it was an exhaust
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port or something? We're not in the Badlands.
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Anything outside the walls Badlands honey least.
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That's how I see it. Yeah I don't know if you can see
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right me but you know from like Midway from his jacket all the
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way down to his pants is covered in black.
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Soot like yeah, there's a giant exhaust Port right here.
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That's not the entrance. That's why I'm sorry 100's.
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What entrance Look, I save this man's life.
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You're telling me that you knew that there was some Shenanigans
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going on out here. And you told us nothing.
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Well, I didn't quite remember that the exact junkyard.
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You are heading to was a facility of biotechnical.
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But yes, there is a facility down here.
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There's a facility. The junkyard.
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Would you please keep your voice down?
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I'm freaking out here. I almost died.
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It is. Hey, it is under control.
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I don't understand. My landlord got eaten by
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something. Apparently, it's honestly,
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probably a good thing. I'm sorry.
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Your landlord got eaten by something.
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I'm just going to rapidly just point at the at that now like
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that that that super stiff away from that Iona, frankly it
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sounds like there's some sort of animal trapped at the bottom of
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this hole. That frankly wasn't covered up
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very well because it looks like you fell into.
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So what we're going to do, Is is cops?
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No, you don't need to call the cops because I'm here to take
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care of this at this facility. So what we're doing Sano and I
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have already discussed it, we're going in we're going to check
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out the issue. There is an issue going on.
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There is a disturbance that needs to be taken care of, we
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just have to keep our head down. Get rid of any thing or anybody
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who is in our way. It won't take very long.
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We Gather what we need. We get down to the fourth level.
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There are four levels here, the fourth basement rather, and we
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come back and that's it. And then this facility no longer
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exists. Santa will walk up to the hole
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and look in it. Don't get too close.
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I'm telling you place too slippery.
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Look. I apparently one person's
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already hurt and I don't get why we don't just get the cops to
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come and take care of this. That's not our deal.
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They get paid to handle this. Not a police.
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Business, I'm not getting paid for this.
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I'm not gonna go on risk, my life for whatever the fuck just
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took my ex landlord. I will give you 200, Eddie's to
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come with me. Oh great.
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So a nice bar tab. Okay.
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Yeah. It's better than nothing.
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Well, hey I look, I'm all for the money but listen, I hate to
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be a broken record but you anything.
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Jeb, Jeb, you still owe me. Well, then deduct it from my
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tab. Honey.
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No way, you're sucking me into this list since the facility is
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being destroyed. Reclamation of items is
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permitted. You telling me this within
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reason, We did my medication no medication.
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So Hardware indication and they pull out a knife and medication.
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I don't think there's going to be an issue with them taking any
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medication. Now, Hardware free reign within
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reason. You whatever, you whatever you
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get you have to haul out. And I am not helping you and Van
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Del you are not helping understood.
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I own. You can only get what you can
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carry. Fine get what I carry.
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You cover. Bar tab fine.
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No latency. Fuck.
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All right, you win. All right, Iona, listen, just
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give it to me straight. Hmm, I'll help you with this.
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Hmm. Will you hook me up with one of
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your biotechnical France to really make sure that Sloan's
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going to be? All right.
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Look, I've got everything I need.
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I just need her back up and running.
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If you have any thoughts, you have your fixer.
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You're going to be fine. I've heard them say it a hundred
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times. Remy can fix a tuna.
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Can do it. You have all the parts.
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You should be fine. I am not promising you anymore.
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Biotechnical employees, help equipment.
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Because you have proven time and time again to be a money hole.
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Look, I'm just an investment that hasn't quite got a return
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yet. Uh-huh.
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Yeah and by the way I believe you already contracted me for
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that job so you put me out of the money, you owe me.
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Listen, Jeb this world revolves around Eddie's and there is
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nothing that you can do to change that.
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If you want to be a part of it, you need to have some fucking
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money. Look, Jeff, I'll make you a
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deal. Alright, you help me carry some
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good shit out. I'll cut down the price on what
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we are. Worked out for labor costs.
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Working on your bird. Jade pulls out his two twin Colt
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45 and goes. Well then let's get down to
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business, shall we? That took a while.
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I didn't understand why, they, why, why did they argue with me?
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So hard, sauna? What?
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What? What?
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They are bullheaded. Machine.
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Man, I'm so glad that you are here honestly.
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Should we jump down here? Well, they have in the sidebar.
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So we have a sidebar room. No, where is the entrance to
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this place? Oh, should we took down here?
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And now this is not the entrance.
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And I whacked him over to the entrance.
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So you're going to have to look for it because it is hidden
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shit, okay, the entrance to the lobby is hidden and since it's
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been a while, since any human has been here, the entrance is
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probably got covered up. The entire facility is under
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ground including the lobby, but I have been here at least once
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before you were here, when it was first installed, that's when
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you first got your job in this department, I'm looking For
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landmarks good. Because you were here before you
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can use local expert. Thank you.
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Thank you. Sea route, 32.
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You turn around, well done, by the way, round full of you turn
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around slightly to your left and you see a pink flamingo standing
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in the middle of a small clearing.
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That's the entrance. Oh yes.
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It was a joke because it was summertime, we were talking
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about having a pool party, getting a pool installed up top.
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It was a whole thing, you really had to be there but if we just
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and I I twist it and I pull it. And open the hatch, opens hatch
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on the top. And in the very, very top of the
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flamingo's head, there's a fingerprint scan turn around.
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Please don't look. I don't want you to know which
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finger this is So, we'll turn around, I'll just turn my screen
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off. Jeb gives her a particular
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finger in turns around, stop them if they turn around.
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You touch it with one of your fingers unknown to all beat you
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because even vendor doesn't look, you hear a tiny beep and
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then a hatch opens in the ground.
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And some of the, some of the trash that was on top of it
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falls in and then a fairly steep, but easily walkable
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stairway clicks along into the lobby below.
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Are you coming? You can turn around now.
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Son, all turn around and head down.
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Holding out his very Heavy pistol out from the sleeve.
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Oh man. This capitalistic world of
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revolves around money is so nasty, ain't it?
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And Jeb walks down. Remy screen will turn back on,
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and Follow along is rifle, of course shaking as he goes, in
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this new job or as we're walking down the staircase.
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See, Jeb, you say that sarcastically but you do seem
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rather impressed. He had the Secret Door was
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pretty cool. It was pretty cool, wasn't it?
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And as you will get into the lobby, the door above you close
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it and you hear something, not really sure what move trash back
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on top. You know it to be automatic and
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is not a person but this base is now once again.
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Hidden and you're in a Lobby room.
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It's dark. The station hasn't been manned
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for a minute and the lights, click and flicker in a big sign.
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Neon sign appears that says, investor observation and tours
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it blinks on some of the screen start to start up.
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You hear a computer terminal, spool up and then all of a
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sudden, one of the screens turn on and a commercial starts.
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Welcome investors to biotechnical.
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Here at Bayou Technica. We're always innovating
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inventing and pushing the boundaries of bioscience from
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the pills, for your health, the fuel in your car, and even soon
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the fuel in your body. Your investment in BIO Technica
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will help Humanity, grow and survive and we thank you.
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Thank you. Please relax and enjoy the
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amenities. The tour will begin soon.
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Biotechnical is not responsible for personal bodily harm, injury
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or death for any persons in our facilities, not on investment
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will be profitable. Biotechnical is not liable for
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loss of funds or zombie-like fights for their terms and
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conditions, apply Jesus Christ. And then one of the screens
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Fizzles, sort of shunts slightly to the side falls on the ground
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cracks. And the computer gives out an
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error beep. I guess it's been a while since
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her since we've checked on this facility, did anyone else?
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See how creepy that kid was in that video?
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That kind of gave me shivers? We hire a local actors and so
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it's not always the best quality but it's nice for investors to
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come in and see faces. They may recognize.
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I'm just saying like I'm step up again, that was disgusting.
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Jeb kind of pushes kind of kicks at the at the downed screen on
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the floor and goes, how long has this been down here?
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Not very long. A thing, as I have not been
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working for this company or in this division for for, you know,
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An extended period of time but it is neglected.
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I will say neglected, I'd say it's more abandoned.
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And as you say abandoned as a spark that goes off next to you
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get hurt but it does gave a little eye.
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It is It's definitely not abandoned.
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I will have to let you know that it is.
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It is neglected, we will come across people.
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Well, we are here I'll say. It would that be one of them
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people? I hear shamblin.
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All right. Iona, what the hell we doing
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here? Whatever we're doing.
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Let's get it done. Let's get out exactly.
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Exactly. We just have to get to the
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elevator and I honestly, I'm not quite sure what the sample I
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need to retrieve is, but if you want to check each floor for
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equipment that you might take back with you, Remy.
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We can certainly do that. Now the issue is You may have to
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defend yourself and that's all the elevator door dings and
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opens. I'm going to walk to the
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elevator before I walk to the elevator.
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I want to take a look around this investor room to see if
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they had any left left, any good goodie bags Swag Bags yes Romy a
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perception check I'm gonna go ahead and cover your back while
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you're doing that one of the vending machines has like three
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snacks hanging out of it. Hmm you find on one of the walls
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a thing that says Escape Plan and then a little arrow to a
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hatch. Just around a little pillar.
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So placard and snacks. But also the location of the
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escape hatch from the lobby. Yeah.
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I'ma rip the placard off, Ima take that and then I'm going to
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smash the window of the vending machine and I'm going to take
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the pack some snacks with me as well, just use the butt of my
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gun and just we are trying to be stealthy, you know?
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Who else is around here, Samurai?
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I did just tell you that this place is not abandoned.
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Maybe try listening next time You said that I could take
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whatever I want so I'm taking whatever I want.
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Ridiculous. And sauna will go up to the
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elevator and make sure no one's in it before entering.
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There's no one in it but there is a large blood stain.
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I'll clear Jeb's gonna go in. I'm in the elevator.
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Remy will also follow trying not to step on the blood.
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Right? You will get in the elevator, it
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closes and the fucking head starts again.
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Now, Jesus Christ, welcome to shoot.
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No, it fries Fizzles and goes out.
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Thank you. I didn't want to see that creepy
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kid again. Now, I would imagine that I'm
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not shoot a gun in an elevator, please.
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It was very loud be elevated to sends the door opens. and in
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front of you in emergency lighting only is something Jeb's
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going to try to kind of skulk into the Shadows.
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As you take one step forward, you notice the something is wet
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organic and it moves and turns around and there are two yellow
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glowing eyes. One of the arms is bigger than
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the other, a huge hunch huge mass is on their left shoulder
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and the other arm is spindly, the mouth opens way too wide.
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And you just hear this hurtling screen A pack of snacks and that
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open mouth. It eats it.
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But does it doesn't stop yelling and you hear more yelling coming
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from either side of the hallway. You should roll for initiative.
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Iona, you're first. I unholster the heavy pistol at
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my side and I take a shot at the person in front of me and as I
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do so I will be exiting back into the elevator.
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Oh yeah. You hit you pull out your gun.
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You find once or twice. I will fire.
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I will just fire off the one shot in back into the elevator.
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Are you hitting, are you trying to aim anywhere specific between
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the eyes, quote unquote, between the eyes?
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You do hit it right between the eyes. 47 damage, it recoils back
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its head, flicks all the way back, and then pulls back
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forward and looks at you and starts to shamble for, as I
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Retreat into the elevator Jenna, use my assault rifle, or should
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I use my one and only flashbang that I have?
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Let's go to the assault rifle for now.
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Then there's only only see one creature at the moment right
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now, you see 30 then? Yeah, I'm gonna use the flash -
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I'm just going to say everybody close your eyes and imma throw
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the flag. Spring out.
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All right. Romy.
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A d-10. Seven.
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Yeah, you throw it far enough. Good.
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The flashbang goes off everyone Romeo d-10, Remy throws, the
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flashbang it goes forward about seven feet and then as he throws
30:34
it through the air, he yells cover your eyes.
30:39
What it goes off. Jeb, Sano and Vandal.
30:43
Don't close their eyes in time, Jeb Pro me and D6.
30:48
You shoot yourself in the foot for one damage.
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Gasps son of a bitch. I was trying to hide give well
30:55
my position. Mmm, the flashbang has gone off
30:59
and it does. Unfortunately mean that Sano and
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Vandal can't go yet? Is he the first Abomination goes
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to, The nearest person which is sauna and goes to Claw at you,
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but actually misses because it's a shambling.
31:15
B monster goes to swing at you and you hear the arm swings
31:20
through the. Are you here a whoosh?
31:22
And you take half a step back the next combination heads
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towards vendor vendors. Very, very quietly with their
31:29
eyes shut being very still. Here's the swipe themselves and
31:32
takes a step back and then turns their head directly to Sano and
31:36
says he do. And then the third one, Heads
31:38
towards Jeb and attacks and mrs. Ari.
31:44
These things ain't messing around.
31:45
Folks sound take them down from the safety of the elevator.
31:50
With my back against the wall, I'm going to brace myself just
31:53
against the back of the wall and fire off.
31:56
Two more shots at the abomination in front of me.
31:59
Sounds awesome. Do you have a preference of
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which one you're attacking? Just the big one in front of me
32:05
so that it does not come into the elevator.
32:07
You got it rips across the monsters left arm and their left
32:11
arm comes off and falls to the ground.
32:14
And the monster picks it up. Shoves it into its mouth.
32:17
Eats its own forearm, throws it on the ground and continues to
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shamble forwards. Hello, I shout don't let them
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eat each other or themselves. I feel like that would solve a
32:30
problem with. They just eat themselves.
32:33
That's not the way it works. That's not what this facility is
32:36
for. Creating cannibals.
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I'll explain it to you later. Just get out of there.
32:45
I will aim. Did I own until it's like a weak
32:50
spot at all on them or shoot them in the mouth.
32:54
If you can, I'ma shoot it in the mouth.
33:00
You hit you hit 20 damage? Do you turn your wrist to try
33:05
and shoot another one? Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead.
33:08
I'm going to take the shot and then do a quick spin on my right
33:15
heel to the next one. Curve, the rifle bullet.
33:19
Yeah, I'll swing my arm like in the comic and try to know the
33:24
bullet. We're like on right next to use
33:30
the cuff. Bullet thing, you don't have a
33:32
gun that does that today, and you try and do it because you
33:35
saw it, you saw it in a, in a, in a bid to commercial, there is
33:39
a gun that will shoot around a corner.
33:41
If you know where your target is, as you try and do it like
33:43
they do in the in the vid tube Rami, just one d-10. 6, so 14
33:51
damage hits, the first Target, and it just rips through its
33:55
head. Its head splits into a bunch of
33:56
pieces. It kind of shakes a lot forced
33:58
to the ground. And then somehow manages to
33:59
vomit without a head, then the next Beast to your right.
34:05
Also takes six damage grabbed it idiot.
34:11
Sano. It's very loud in here, so it's
34:14
very loud in here. I'm no one can hear you when
34:20
you're talking like that, to me lie to myself.
34:29
Jeb is going to go you sons of bitches Papaw and the two
34:36
between the Colt 45. So going off.
34:39
Well, that one misses and then, here comes the next one.
34:46
Hey, that's a lot better. So you'll know it was good with
34:49
your left hand, right? You go to shoot and it goes
34:51
right past the head of the zombie to your left.
34:54
There's only on your right though, gets hit right through
34:57
one of its eyes and the eye goes through its head and out the
35:00
back and you see it like fall off with the rest of the bullet
35:03
like, pus and stuff comes out of the eye socket that now is
35:06
missing and I and it groans With this gurgle, the sent a chill up
35:12
your spine. And then Sano you can finally
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see again, great. Hi.
35:20
Look at there's two enemies left.
35:22
Yes, yes. Okay.
35:25
I will get out my car. Tana from my hand, I will spray
35:32
my arm out, it will jump out, and I will grab it with my right
35:37
hand and then bring it down from shoulder to hip on this.
35:43
creature 20, you hit Five, dams. But plus one because of my so
35:54
wealthy. If I smack attack slices through
35:59
him and it kind of cuts all the way but halfway through his
36:01
stomach and now like he's hanging halfway but still moving
36:06
forward. Like the legs are still moving
36:07
but it's not very it's not going to really going to be able to
36:11
attack anything because it's just a big Blobby mess at this
36:13
point. Know how are your back and shoot
36:16
the katana through the head right through the mouse?
36:22
A23 to hit you hit. And nine Dems.
36:28
Yes, I will rear back like a bow and then shoot out my Katana
36:32
right through the mouse. It will go up into the head and
36:36
then all twisted and then lashed to the.
36:41
And then the head will just kind of topple off and all the cuts
36:46
will just spew out onto the floor from the neck.
36:51
And there's one abomination left.
36:55
Mendel shakes, their face opens their eyes and say it's my turn
37:00
jump forward. Jump on top of the shoulders of
37:02
the enemy. Stick the knife in the top,
37:04
twist the knife and pull the head off.
37:07
The whole body cramps beneath them and they land on the
37:09
ground, on top of the body, and shake the head off and go, if
37:12
they do well. Good and well, yes, and combat
37:18
is over. Do we hear any other sounds from
37:24
this area? You hear a beeping.
37:29
A subtle peeping. That's getting closer and closer
37:34
and closer to you. I don't like that.
37:38
Humming noise a small humming noise.
37:43
Little wine and then into some of the safety light, you see a
37:47
little round orb appear. It hovers there looks at you
37:54
Iona. With it's big eye and says,
37:58
welcome to station 7ms capisco. We've been waiting for you.
38:03
All communication has been, severed, experiments, and then
38:07
really alone for a while. Next time on Nolan's.
38:35
Executive Patapsco, a Phi, a Phi, wonderful.
38:40
Okay, so it's nice to see you for a second time.
38:46
Yes, I'm sure that you were here last time.
38:51
Oh, what? They just didn't get focused
38:52
tested. Well, awfully close to the edge
38:56
of my nerves. They're Iona.
39:00
They are not zombies. Zombies aren't a real thing.
39:03
They're not Undead. Jonas is what we're looking for
39:08
and I flash the badge we get on with this thing.
39:13
I will speak up. Is anyone in here?
39:17
and then, Answer now. Or I will leave you to your
39:23
peace. This is fucked.
39:51
Hi. Just your friendly neighborhood.
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Yeah, my friends. Let me get stabbed while I'm
40:29
sleeping help me and then there's these assholes gods
40:34
don't exist. Yeah, his kids it was meant to
40:37
be okay. Okay, at dinner table.
40:39
We don't talk about religion. Okay?
40:40
That is never stopped you before every Thursday.
40:45
I'm sorry, you're gonna let it Crackle.
40:46
Have a flaming sword in one hand and a singing sword in the
40:48
other. Have you thought this listen?
40:50
I asked as a courtesy. I don't need any of y'all
40:54
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