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Happy Birthday Nephew Tommy, Junior Poetry, Leslie Jones, NBA Playoffs and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in it? Not me true good Steve
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  Speaker 1: You'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Real grateful for that. You know it's funny, man. I
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  Speaker 1: remember when I first started out in radio, A lot
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  Speaker 1: of my peers laughed at me. Some of it was
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  Speaker 1: being mean spirited, some of it was just you know,
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  Speaker 1: marking me. I'm used to stuff like that. But I
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  Speaker 1: had as a special guest on my show, Joel Oldstein,
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  Speaker 1: and you know something, man, he says something that was
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the scripture. I don't know exactly how
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  Speaker 1: I where. Like we were having a long conversation, but
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  Speaker 1: the gist of it was, don't be upset with where
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  Speaker 1: you are now, and don't be upset with the small
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  Speaker 1: things in your life. Be grateful for the small things
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  Speaker 1: and the small position that you have right now, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't know where that's going. You don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be one day. You don't know what that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna lead to. And that was very warming to hear
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  Speaker 1: him say that. But it also reminded me of when
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  Speaker 1: I started in radio, how small it was. It reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of when I started in stand up making twenty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars a show. It reminds me of not having
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  Speaker 1: a home at a period in my life and what
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  Speaker 1: God has allowed me to live in now. So don't
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  Speaker 1: be distraught over your position now, and don't be ungrateful
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  Speaker 1: or unappreciative for the things you have now because you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that's going to grow into. And that's
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  Speaker 1: really the gist of that I got from what he
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  Speaker 1: was saying. I just wanted to share that with you,
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  Speaker 1: that where you are now it's so temporary because now,
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  Speaker 1: like I've said before, now is a fleeting moment. Right
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  Speaker 1: after you finished saying now, that moment that you claimed
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  Speaker 1: as now, that's gone. So the where you are now
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  Speaker 1: is a very fleeting process. Now you can change where
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  Speaker 1: you are now, and you can change how you feel
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  Speaker 1: about where you're at now, and you can change about
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  Speaker 1: where you're going by simply changing your mind. It is
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  Speaker 1: no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've
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  Speaker 1: learned about successful people is not so much what they do.
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  Speaker 1: It's not what they have. The biggest thing I've learned
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  Speaker 1: about successful people is how they think. That's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's different. It's how they think. And I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: that you can change the way you think on any
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  Speaker 1: subject and start becoming successful towards that. Starting now, you
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  Speaker 1: have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference I've noticed
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  Speaker 1: between successful people and non successful people is how they think.
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  Speaker 1: I was reading what is God said that he was
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  Speaker 1: taught all wrong about money. He said that his father
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  Speaker 1: was very negative about money. He all throughout his life
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  Speaker 1: he heard his father to say, you know, people who
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  Speaker 1: got money have walked on somebody to get it, or
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  Speaker 1: cheated somebody to get it. People who have money, money
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  Speaker 1: is the root of all evil. Money is money is
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  Speaker 1: this And people who got money, you know, don't deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: They've done something wrong to get it. YadA, y'all. So,
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  Speaker 1: he said, he grew up the whole time thinking that
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  Speaker 1: having money when something was wrong with that, he discovered
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  Speaker 1: that it wasn't. Look. You can choose to be successful
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  Speaker 1: in anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. I want to be a very, very successful father.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's one of the things that's paramount in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I really am working hard right now
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  Speaker 1: to become a successful father. Not a successful father in
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  Speaker 1: terms of money, but a successful father in terms of
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  Speaker 1: offering the amount of love and guidance and leadership and
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  Speaker 1: the example that my children need to look at. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm really really working hard at now. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be successful as a father, but also I want
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  Speaker 1: to be successful as a husband. You know. I want
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie to always notice she can count on me, to
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  Speaker 1: not have to wonder about me a look for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I want her to feel secure in the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I really have gotten it right, that I
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  Speaker 1: really am focused on being a good husband to her
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  Speaker 1: because it means so much to me, you know. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm working hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a sharer of information to people
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  Speaker 1: that will uplift others and give others the same things
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  Speaker 1: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time share that information and use
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  Speaker 1: the power this microphone to uplift people, you know, not
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  Speaker 1: to destroy. My show is not about guess what's so
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  Speaker 1: and so said? Guess what's so and so did. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like mean spirited things about people, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: joke with people who calling this that's another thing. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't like destroying people with the power to microphone.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm working very hard on being successful in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of areas of my life now. Also I do
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  Speaker 1: care about being financially successful too, because my father. One
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  Speaker 1: of the gifts he gave me was very simple gift.
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  Speaker 1: He told me a long time ago. He says, son,
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  Speaker 1: the best thing you can do for poor people is
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  Speaker 1: not be one of them. And that stuck with me.
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  Speaker 1: And this was a hard working man who was a
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  Speaker 1: coal miner who worked construction his entire life. My father
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  Speaker 1: didn't have an easy life man. My father didn't sit
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  Speaker 1: behind a microphone. My father didn't come to work and
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  Speaker 1: people cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father
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  Speaker 1: was just a go get it dude that he instilled
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  Speaker 1: that in me and I've taken that and applied it
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  Speaker 1: to my craft and I thank God for him for that.
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  Speaker 1: But I do try to be financially successful so that
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  Speaker 1: I can do some things with it to help some
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  Speaker 1: other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things? No?
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  Speaker 1: Do I apologize for having nice things? No? And why
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  Speaker 1: should I? I work? I work, you know, I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on the radio asking to give me money,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I can go buy a car. I'm working.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't feel how you want to feel. And
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  Speaker 1: other people do feel that way about it. But if
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  Speaker 1: success in terms of finance it's what you're lacking, you
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  Speaker 1: can go about the business of doing that. I'm writing
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  Speaker 1: a book and that whole book is about teaching people
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  Speaker 1: how to become successful. And man, I'm breaking it down
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  Speaker 1: in a way where everybody can get it, man, because
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  Speaker 1: I want the college student to get it, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I want the working mom to get it, the single
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  Speaker 1: mom to get it. The hard working father that has
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  Speaker 1: been trying to hold his family together can get it.
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  Speaker 1: The father that ain't ever got it together and feel
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  Speaker 1: that because of that reason, he can't be the father
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  Speaker 1: he needs to be. I'm writing something, man, to put
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  Speaker 1: it into words, to let you know that God is
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  Speaker 1: a forgiving God, and that God is a merciful God,
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  Speaker 1: and that God can get you out of any situation
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  Speaker 1: you find yourself in. You just can't beat yourself up
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  Speaker 1: every time you make a mistake. I make mistakes all
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  Speaker 1: the time, man, I just got to remind myself to
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  Speaker 1: get up. I ask God for forgiveness, I call on
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  Speaker 1: his mercy and it's grace and I get up and
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  Speaker 1: I go again. But it's coming, man. And if finance
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  Speaker 1: success is what you want, you got to change your mind.
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  Speaker 1: You got to start thinking about how to produce it.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing you do is you gotta ask. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta ask to have a life and have a life
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  Speaker 1: more abundantly. That's a scripture that He comes to you
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  Speaker 1: to give you life and to give you life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: That's a scripture that ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
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  Speaker 1: Then it starts by believing, and how to don't even
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  Speaker 1: worry about that. He takes care of at himself. He'll
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  Speaker 1: send the stuff your way. But you got to be
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  Speaker 1: willing to put some effort in this thing now, and
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. Okay. I know I was a
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  Speaker 1: little around the place today, but that's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, let's go get it. You're listening show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, may have your attention. Please. Today is
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  Speaker 1: another morning. Today is a new day. Take it as
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity to progress, to move forward, to have the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to do something great, to be something great. Grow up,
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  Speaker 1: get it right, let's get it on. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Shirley Strong Day. Hey Steve Harvey, good morning, said
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  Speaker 1: I love my life. Calin for Rell, good morning. It
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  Speaker 1: is Tuesday. I don't want to be nobody else. Junior
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  Speaker 1: Morning Up, morning family. Yeah, Tommy's on his way. It's
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  Speaker 1: his birthday. Birthday past all right? How many days he
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  Speaker 1: need offer his damn birthday? Coming to work? Coming to work,
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  Speaker 1: you need to come back. Always something I always got
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  Speaker 1: a little shot. Excuse let me point this out. You
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  Speaker 1: hired Jay and Tommy. Okay, go back and go back
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  Speaker 1: as you work. Yeah, I hired Jay. It was accident.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Okay, Tommy, I was forced. I
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  Speaker 1: feel sorry for him. You feel you're feel sorry for Jay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know, boy? You know tom left, you know
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  Speaker 1: you all and you know him, you know you know yah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know you know long time friend. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he gave me a break in the beginning, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: paid him back. But I'm paid him back now though,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I can talk about it now because yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it's a new day. What's going on? Everybody good?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, really good. Yeah, you're starting a new
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  Speaker 1: week family mute again. I'm exhausted already. No product? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you just got what just one weekend? Look, one weekend,
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  Speaker 1: one weekend, one time. I gotta ask you this, though,
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  Speaker 1: some of the mental pressure and strain kind of is
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  Speaker 1: off of us since the the pandemic kind of has um.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the COVID restrictions have relaxed a bit. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't relax your family feud. I'm taking three COVID tests
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  Speaker 1: a week. So yeah, but it's I don't know, wearing
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  Speaker 1: the mask, how you feel you guys Like it's released,
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  Speaker 1: but then I'm kind of confused with it, Like wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Yeah, I'm still I think, yeah, you should
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  Speaker 1: still wear masks. I mean, I know the CDC said
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  Speaker 1: that you don't have to inside, um, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't in my family, have you damn mask? It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because how do you know if you don't have your
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  Speaker 1: mask on? Stand your ass over there? Social, well, I
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  Speaker 1: can see all of you if you up and I
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  Speaker 1: got to look you up and down. You too close?
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  Speaker 1: Stay back where you just you just one shot, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, I've moved out of fact. My social dishon
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  Speaker 1: is sixteen feet all right? Coming up next, it is
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  Speaker 1: asked the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the
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  Speaker 1: building at thirty two minutes after right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, time now for
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  Speaker 1: asked the CLO CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This
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  Speaker 1: one is from Ken and Dothan, Alabama. Ken says, my
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  Speaker 1: sister and I were awarded a good amount of money
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  Speaker 1: from a car accident. I'm fully recovered, but she still
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  Speaker 1: has to have one more surgery on her leg because
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  Speaker 1: of that, and since it was her car that was totaled,
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  Speaker 1: she wants to split the money sixty forty. The insurance
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  Speaker 1: company gave her the money for a car and paid
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  Speaker 1: a settlement for pain and suffering. She claims she's had
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  Speaker 1: more pain and has suffered more. She says she will
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  Speaker 1: take me to court if I don't agree to it.
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  Speaker 1: I still can't believe she's tripping. What should I do?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, money make people trip, so you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how y'all settlement is together that I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of. Well, maybe they were in both in
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  Speaker 1: the car. Well, I've been in a car accidents before.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's settlement is suffering. I don't know how they got.
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  Speaker 1: They just paid one lump. Song. Now as she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be sixty forty dog, you through you? Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: give us sixty forty dog you already? Don't come on, man, man,
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  Speaker 1: she has to go through one more surgery. Come on, dog,
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  Speaker 1: Just let her have it. But y'all gonna break up
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  Speaker 1: over this twenty percent? That's your sister? Yeah? Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: now she wrong for that because that ain't high goal.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to split the money. But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: since really i've never heard of that before. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be honest with you. In all my years, I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of a group settlement. And here's the settlement. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: work it out, because it's usually you get this and
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  Speaker 1: you get that based on your injuries and all like that.
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  Speaker 1: She's still she doing. Just give us sixty forty. What
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  Speaker 1: you're tripping from? Man, he says, he's fully recovered. She
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  Speaker 1: still has to have one more surgery on her leg. No,
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  Speaker 1: just let her have it. It ain't worth that this,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. He didn't say it was a sizeable settlement.
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  Speaker 1: He just said. Then. He just said, the insurance company
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  Speaker 1: gave her money for a car paid to settlement for
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  Speaker 1: pain and suffering, and she still wants to split the
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  Speaker 1: money sixty forty because she has more pain and has
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  Speaker 1: suffered more, which is true. Yeah, well the car was hers, obviously, yea,
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  Speaker 1: so they paid for the car. Now the pain is suffering.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they lumped it together. I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of at again. But okay, let's just say, let's
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  Speaker 1: for practical purposes, it's one hundred thousand. Let's say it's
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  Speaker 1: a hundred thousand. You give her sixty, you get forty thousand.
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  Speaker 1: No going ahead, where everybody mad? Yeah, why would you
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  Speaker 1: want to tie this up in cord get attorneys have
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  Speaker 1: to pay them. That's crazy. Just take the forty. She's
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  Speaker 1: still got to have another surgery. Come on, brother to dude,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't that hurt? No day? Right? Right? That's why he
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  Speaker 1: ain't going right. The car slammed into her side of
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: the car. Yeah, and she's all right. Jonas and Harlem says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dating my cousin's ex and she recently told him
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  Speaker 1: about us. He said he doesn't mind and gave me
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  Speaker 1: his blood. But every time my cousin and I are
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  Speaker 1: with our boys, he makes jokes about me getting his
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: sloppy sex and seconds. I can take the joking, but
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  Speaker 1: he also talks about how he used to make her
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  Speaker 1: squeal and call out his name. That's when I get
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  Speaker 1: to the point of wanting to fight him. Mind you,
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  Speaker 1: he dated her when they were twenty and he's thirty one,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, he's thirty one, and it must mean she's
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  Speaker 1: thirty one and he's thirty two. Now, how do I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: get him to stop disrespecting me and my girlfriend? Put
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  Speaker 1: him over to the side and say, hey, dog, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Now. You gave me your blessing. You told
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  Speaker 1: me it was cool. But what I don't appreciate is
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  Speaker 1: your dog and her in front of everybody, and real men.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. Dog, Just leave my girl's name out
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. I'm gonna ask you, conny, But if you
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  Speaker 1: keep doing it, bro, then I'm gonna have a problem
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  Speaker 1: with that. And you're disrespecting her and me when you
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  Speaker 1: do that. That's a simple conversation. Then if he do
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  Speaker 1: it after that, then you got to go and do
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  Speaker 1: something too. What Yeah, you got gonna do something to
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  Speaker 1: him that. It's just man law. After that, if I
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  Speaker 1: ask you not to disrespect my girl no more, and
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  Speaker 1: I talk, I come to you man, a man away
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  Speaker 1: from the other fellas, and you get right back in
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  Speaker 1: front of them and you do it again. What you're
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: saying is I do what I want to do. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give a damn about you. Now, I've talked to you,
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  Speaker 1: so obviously that wasn't a point. So when I bust
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  Speaker 1: you upside your damn forehead, I bet you understand me. Then,
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  Speaker 1: were not shooting? We fight? Yeah, your cousin's ax and
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  Speaker 1: didn't a lot of that depending on how fine he
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  Speaker 1: twelve years ago, Yeah, I mean twelve years ago, A
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: lot of things changed. I don't know how it happened,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, you know, they probably wasn't that close
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  Speaker 1: that could happen, like they're pretty close, but okay, Shikida
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  Speaker 1: and Birmingham says, I'm dating a guy that thinks he's
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a great comedian but he's not. He's almost forty and
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  Speaker 1: he's still doing private events and can't get into any
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  Speaker 1: of the bigger events. I know he's not funny, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell him. I think his appearance is a
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  Speaker 1: problem too. He's only five eight and he's stocky, not fat,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: but stocky's a lot of comedians five ain't fat. That
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that ain't got nothing to do with it. It's tim
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  Speaker 1: damn jokes he telling the audience at his last show
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: talked about him, and their jokes were funnier than his.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: How can I give him a little feedback without hurting
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: his pride? How he ain't getting the feedback The audience
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is telling jokes to him that's funny in him? What
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: is he listening? There's no listen to me. Comedians don't
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: need feedback. It's instant. The thing about our professions, it's instant.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying, you know, you write a song. You release it,
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  Speaker 1: you hope they like it. No, you tell that joke,
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  Speaker 1: you know that night immediately, instant, instant, Well, so he
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  Speaker 1: wants to tell, but she doesn't want to hurt a
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Zeko and his pride. What a king of comedy just
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  Speaker 1: tells ye. Listen to me. If you standing up that dying,
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  Speaker 1: there's no worse pain, you might as well go on
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: tell him. He just but there's a lot of people
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: that hear laughs in their head that ain't there. I know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: some just's be telling Joe be Hotly in their mind.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: They hear a concert. All right, thank you, Fielo. Coming
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: up next, the birthday Boy nephew Tommy's run that prank
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: back right after this you're listening. Coming up at the
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Miss Anna standing by with today's
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: national news and then entertainment news Janet jack and miss Jackson.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: If your nasty Jennet Jackson's auction brings in some major dollars. Okay,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about that at the top of the hour,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: but right now the birthday Boy is back and he
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: is here to run that prank back as well. What
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: you got for a snap, Happy birthday, Thank you yall.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It is the blind Baba, the blind baba, let's go
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: blind bump. I bet you how to see that coming? Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to read you. Uh that run the buck? Yeah?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: You now you run the barber shop down there, don't you? Okay? Now,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if if y'all't got any uh
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: boot prontals down there, well, I can come in there
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and cut them how I've been cutting how a long time.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I want to see if y'all got some room down there.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: They tell me you might, you might have had some
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: come available. I got two booths open right now you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: need a boot. Yeah, I'm trying to get in there
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and get the cutting. Now. You now how much you
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: charge for booth round on a weekly basis two hundred
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: dollars a week, two hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars a
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: month that they're good? Could your two hundreds? Now? When
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: can I get down there so you can meet me?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You know where we can show me around the shop,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: so I know what I'm oping from eight to seven.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: That's that's two to two saddest, all right, because I
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: want to see if I can maybe meet you there
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: so I can get down there and you feel my
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: way around. Well, come on, they're what I want to
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: ask you? Do you mind doing for me? Do you
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: think you could possibly put up some ramps where you
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: got steps at and uh and your phone? Could you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: take your mind if you take the phone and put
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it in breil for me? Oh wait, wait, wait man?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: What the hell I need to put my taking ramps
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: side and putting phones in and brill for what was
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: going on with you? Well? I'm blind. You know I'm
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: not gonna let that stop me. You know I'm still
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: gonna Oh no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. You what I'm blind? But see but
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I've been cutting my hair for over ten years, and
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: folks say my hair could always look good. So I
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: just figuring I'm gonna start cutting half not oh well
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: yeah what you mightn't cut the hand. It might be
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: some good that you do, but just ain't cutting nor
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: hand in my shop? Not being glad that? Yeah, I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: ain't that my shot man? No what ain't got no
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: problem with that, man, But you you just can't do
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it that. Well wait, wain't nothing to see. This is
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: what they call it scrimination. You can't do that. You
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: can't scriminated from people you're called they got some type
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of handicap blowns to him. You listen, Oh, let me
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: tell you something, man, I'm not trying to be trying
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to put you out of being a dog doing what
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you need to do. But you just can't do that
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: my shot. Man, I can't be called it discrimination, scrimination,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: scrimination or what not not not in my sha. You
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: kids can't do it. But listen, not I know how
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: to cut her. I know how to give folks are
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: lining and stuff like now. I ain't try to use
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: no razor or nothing like that. But I don't know, man,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: come home, dude, listen. Can't you flyingself else to get into?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Was I trying to cut out? Well? This is what
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I liked though, This is what I feel like. This
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: my calling. You just can't do it in my shot.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know because to see now, that's what
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care to hear something like this here.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Now I've been I got the qualifications and I'm able
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to do it, and I want to be able to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: come down now. And I told you when I felt
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: what I tell you, I said I wanted to feel
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: my way around. Didn't I say that I don't need
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: to feel your way back. I needed to be able
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to see what you're doing. I mean, I don't care
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: about you be ain't able to cut no at being blind.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You got to be able to see to do that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: This could probably do to do wonders for your shot.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: People to come from miles around to see somebody like
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: myself cutting the hair that kind of in shot. Did
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: what I said, I heard what you said. What I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: don't want you to do it make me mad about that?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get mad about something that belonged to me.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm offering and you can't read it. This your blind doctor,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I can't help you when you run. Man came on
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: with that. Now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell it to you straight. I'm coming
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: down now to that barbershop. I'm gonna feel it boots
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: out and I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: don't want to do and have to get into no
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: tussle with you now, I don't want that. It was
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: about getting no trussing with me. But did you bring
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: your up in my shot? How much you're gonna cut
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: it out? It's gonna be some plunge, you move around him.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And but I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that this evening. Now, one thing you know you might
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: keeping with my shot. You're gonna you're gonna get you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: what by blind man? And what you're gonna do. You
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna see it coming either, you hit men, bring
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you not as long as I got the money to
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: pay my boot rental. You don't give a damn. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't want your money. You're glad, can't cut no man mine.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: You understand what I say to you. I'm understanding what
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you're saying. And if I got to call the law
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: about you being discriminate law, you can call anything body
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you want to call. That's money. You're not gonna do that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm telling you. Now. You bring you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: no time? My goodn't Hanney won't. I'll be waiting on you.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming down that this eating then I'm coming
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming to up y'all because you got the
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: nerve the discriminade gives me. I don't know, I ain't
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: got my coming the fire. Well, who came you? Mom? No,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you're nothing, darling. I didn't fix you, fam Calley they
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: give me. They give me this number and say you
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: is the one that do the hiring round the barber shop.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You don't call my personal number. You called my shop.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Don't call you money. No, what difference do that make it?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: If I'm some man looking for a job, he did that,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: don't give it. You don't call my personal phone. You're
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna watching my shot. I tell you one
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: thing you're gonna watch. You're gonna watch me get on
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: your just why are you gonna get on You can't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: say me? I hang up on you. I got one
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. This is
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your cousin. Man, you ain't no good. Hey, mister,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you, man, what is the baddest
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Moaning Show. On my fifty fourth birthday, five,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I was in the building board. Yeah, man, happy birthday.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And you still play too much on your birthday? Yeah, yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta do that. I'm gonna be playing even more ignorant.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: When I get to Orlando, Florida. Oh yeah, it's just
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: about sold out. So if you're trying to come see
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the Nephew Memorial Day weekend, you better hear everybody, because
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: the Nephew is coming five shows only two on Friday,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: three on Saturday. That is Memorial Day weekend tickets. A
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: few tickets left, So come let your board laying in
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the cut is Tampa, Florida. You already know that is
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: what that's June. What day is that? Let me see?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh seriously, Steve, don't say six and twenty seven. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: will be in Tampa, Florida at the improper right now.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: It's time. Next week, I will be headed to Orlando, Florida,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. Ticket night sail right now. Thank you.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Birthday Boy coming up at the top of the hour
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: will have some entertainment and some national news for you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: That's coming up right after this you're listening to show. Well, guys,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: if you've ever wanted a piece of Janet Jackson, and
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I say, who hasn't, just know that it's not cheap okay.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: People found out that over the weekend when over a
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: thousand items from her personal collection went up for auctions.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That's when they found out how expensive Janet Jackson really is.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: As we told you, that's how she celebrated her fifty
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: fifth birthday. She's one year older than you, Tommy. The
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: outfit Miss Jackson if your nasty were in the Scream
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: video with her brother Michael, pulled in one hundred and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars. Okay, the jacket from the nineteen
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: ninety Rhythm Nation tour and the eighteen fourteen cap in
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: black satin gloves. She got eighty one twenty five thousand,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: eighty one thousand. Whoa, that's a lot. Eighty over eighty
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Okay, that's a lot for that cap
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: in a jacket ahead, Yes, it was. Yeah. And then
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: one more thing, who one more thing? Listen to this?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: One more thing. Kim Kardashian was able to score an
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: outfit from the collection too. Okay. She showed out twenty
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for the get up from the IF video.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: That was a black prompt top and the matching pants.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Remember that, I remember that. Yeah, So Kim Kardashian. To
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: answer your question, Tommy was one of the lucky buyers
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: all right, wasn't no whips and change for sale? Because
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you remember she performed that else's and drug somebody, I'll
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: tell you with the whips and chain scared the hell
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: out my mama. I remember that was at the Concertma
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: to go baby, this mama's exit. Baby. I don't know
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: why they dragging people crowded the stage right there. I'm
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: surprised she lasted that long though she did. Mama gonna
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: go to the casino, Okay, I know, I know my
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: place all right. In other news, we gotta say once
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: again happy birthday to our very own nephew. To Happy
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: birthday nephew. Thank you. You had a big, big birthday weekend.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell us about it. I had an icebreaker
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: up my house on Friday where all the sponsors that
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: who was sponsoring on my weekend, they came over mixing
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: in Mingland. Saturday, big service project went to the to
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: this facility where nothing but veterans live and we painted
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: there on social media. Yeah yeah, we painted their entire
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: lobby on the bottom floor. So we did, you know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: did some service where it went around and met a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: lot of veterans people that lived there, you know, and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: they man, I just loved their spirit. They're all trying
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to you know, some of them are just transitioning from
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: from a housing for facility and you know their next
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: step would be they get out and get their own
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: apartment and start living on their own. So it's just
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: it's just good to see them in the in the transition.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And then that the Sunday was the birthday bash place
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Caught five Central in Houston, Texas. Everybody came out and um,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you know, donated and donated. I was getting I mean
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I still got pulling checks out of my party. You know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Well the last thing you wrote a check, I haven't
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: wrote a checking in that long time. Tell everybody you
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: could want to donate and support your foundation miles of
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: giving dot org. That's miles of giving dot org and
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: there's a button you can click on to donate and
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: help us give back. I appreciate it. I'm just so
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: happy that you do that because a lot of times
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: there are forgotten heroes. But um, anyway, wow, Steve, you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: look very proud of your nephew. That's good. You should
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: be proud. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm proud of yeah. Oh,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I can't be no more proud. He make me any
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: more proud. I'm damn never be shamed, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: without further ado, missay and trip you, thank you, thank you,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday and few Tommy, and also to my father
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: in heaven, this is his birthday also and this is
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: a trip with the news. While the conflict continues to
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: rage between Hamas and the Israelis. On this day nine,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the death toll about two hundred and twelve, most of
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: them Palestinians, including sixty one children, a fourteen hundred others wounded.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Ten Israelis have been killed as well. President Biden says
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: he supports the ceasefire and he's trying to accomplish it. Meanwhile,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the President says the US is going to share its
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: excess COVID vaccines supplied with the rest of the world.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: The President says, over the next six weeks he's going
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to be sending out some twenty million doses of fire
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: zero Maderna and Johnson and Johnson vaccines on top of
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: astra Zenicas serium as soon as that gets the FDA approval. UNICEF,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: from the World Health Organization, you know, have been urging
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the wealthier nations to share their excess stores of the
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: vaccine with poorer ones. But mister Biden says he's happy
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to do it, but he's not being totally unselfish. Rampant
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: disease and death in other countries can destabilize them those
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: countries and pose a risk to us as well. New
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: variants could arise overseas that could put us at a
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: greater risk. And we need to help fight the disease
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: around the world to keep us safe here at home,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and to do the right thing of helping other people.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It's the right thing to do. Okay, get this. South
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Carolina has now become the fourth US state to allow
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: executions by firing squad. South Carolina's governor Handing Masses signed
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: a bill into law that allows death row inmates to
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: choose between the electric chair and a firing squad. The
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: new law estates that lethal injection remains the primary method
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: of execution if the state has the drugs. However, apparently
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: South Carolina's supply of lethal drugs ran out in twenty thirteen.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: The other three states that allow firing squads are Mississippi, Oklahoma,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and Utah, which has already put three people to death
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: that way. According to the American Civil Liberties Union in
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: South Carolina has a racist history, especially when it comes
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to capital punishment, and the nineteen of the thirty seven
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: inmates currently on death row in that state are black.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Happens in Canada. An eighty one year old black man,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: retired judge, taking his morning walk in Vancouver, British Columbia.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: The other day, five white cops surround him, cuff and
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: claiming he fit the description of a man in his
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: forties Selwyn Romilly, the first black judge appointing to the
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: top court in that province. He says he was just
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: walking and the cops grabbed. They let him go once
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: they found who he was, and finally police in Kentucky,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: you say, a man thought he could outrun authorities on
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the State Highway, clocking one und to forty three miles
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: per hour. But he made two mistakes. Mostly he ran
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: out of gas and he was driving a bright yellow
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: twenty fifteen Fard and Ward Mustang. Back to the Steve
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this moment. I haven't heard from
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: him a Mother's day. I resident poet Junior is here
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: with a brand new poem for the birthday. Boy, let's
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: get before you go. I just want to introduce him.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: His new name on poetry day is Jay Rapp jay rat.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: That stands for Junior's ragged Ass point. Na Na yeah, yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: all right, okay Jay rap j A r p j
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: rap Junior ragged point. He didn't come, you know, Tommy, Man,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: is your birthday? Man? You know I want to save
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: your birthday, Tommy and Uh. I have put some words
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: together man, just to test this, express myself to you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: man for your birthday, because how much I love you, brother,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: so I did just for you. I name this poem too.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: It's called Tommy's Birthday Poem. Here we go, Wow, Here
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: we go. Here. It is just a tiny little something
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: to show you how we feel a little something something.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: It's really no big deal. Short phrases on my paper.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: That's what it's all about. Small phrases put together for
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: your big birthday. Shout out any bitty words one right
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: after another. Small minded sometimes, but you still my big brother.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So light the candles and cut the cakes, give every
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: one a piece, and we will serve you at the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: kids table. Because that's something you can reach the end.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, any bity words. I had to give
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: it tea so you can understand the tea. Happy birthday, man,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: that's it. We're gonna get you away. I seen that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: coming that you can reach. I had how you feel that, man,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Feel good, feel good. I'm blessed to be healthy. Man,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: that's what I am. Fifty four, fifty four years old.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Ten year difference, like you're only said yesterday at ten
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: A monster. Two dogs ain't gonna lie to you. Man.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: A lot of stuff go away in ten. No. I
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: ain't depressing, but you know, if you know, you can
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: stay fit like your boy. I try to stay agile
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and everything. I was in the gym this morning. But
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just some stuff gold man. But I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: try to be a young sixty four because man, I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: got some friends. Man, y'all come home, bros. We gotta
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: do better than this. But we got a large group, man,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and we all kind of, you know, do things together. Now.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: You know, we support each other health wise and stuff.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, because they're important to me. Man. These dudes,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: man go back to college days, and two of them
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: go all the way back to those first people I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: met in Cleveland when I was four. All right. We
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: were celebrating Tommy all morning and coming up at thirty
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. Comedian and joke stealing. Pretty
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: touchy subject. We'll get into this. Get into it. You're
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: listening to Dave Harvey Morning Show. So on social media,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: comedian Precious Hall Comedy said that at Leslie Dog stole
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: her joke while hosting the MTV Video and TV Awards
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: on Sunday Night. Now, Precious Hall Comedy claims that Leslie
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: stole her joke that she's been doing for years. She
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: went on she went in on her ig page saying
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: it's not okay. Precious posted that the particular joke she's
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: been doing for years. She has also made t shirts
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: from it and has had a trademarked now Leslie, we
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: know Leslie Jones from Saturday Saturday Night Live. Well. Leslie
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Jones responded to Precious Hall, saying that she didn't steal
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Precious's joke. She hasn't been in a comedy club in years,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't steal comics jokes, but that comedians write
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: similar stuff all of the time. Leslie went on to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: say she has worked very hard to get where she
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: is and this could have been handled differently. Leslie said,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I apologize once again if you think I stole your joke,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and nice to meet you too, Precious. So what do
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you guys, what do you guys as comedians, as professional
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: comedians on this show, what do you guys have to
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: say about this? I think, um, I think a lot
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: of people are right from the same premise, But I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: don't know the joke, so I have to hear it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I'd have to hear both of them. But but everybody
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: has touched on the same premise at one point or another.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: So unless you're saying something verbatim, I don't know. I'd
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: have to hear hear it too to actually judge it. Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: there are no new premises on planets. None. The subject.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: When you guys say premise, you premise subjects, subject matter,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: contexts such a subject matter and contact is open to interpretation. Okay,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: here's the other thing. Once a joke is so old, look, man,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: anybody can come along with any idea similar and you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: can be mad about it. But if a joke is old,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and you know, it's like hard, man, it's like hard
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: when you hear somebody say I've been doing a joke
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: for years well, how is that because in comedy, man
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: is not like music, and I know what I'm talking about.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I'm talking pure fact here. This is not an opinion.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: So I know everything, I get everything I say. Get
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to social media. Here goes Steve's head. This I'm telling
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you fact. You can have a joke that you wrote
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and it be yours. Now. You can have a joke
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that you're doing out on a comedy club circuit currently
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and that's your set, and you do it, but when
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you go back to that city, you can't do that joke, man,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: because jokes don't transfer like songs. People come to the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: concept to hear their hits. People don't come to the
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: concert to hear their jokes because they're not gonna laugh
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: the same way. So if you now, there are guys
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: who've been doing jokes for years, but their career is
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: not progressing. Because if you got the same set you've
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: had for five years, ain't nobody your Your career is
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: not progress So now, Junior, you heard how Precious did
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: the joke, because it's something we can't play a morning radio.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: So you heard how Precious did the joke, and you
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: saw how Less did the joke. What do you get.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know it could be taken ass I
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: can see why Precious could feel that way, because you know,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: if you like, if you stoke, people are gonna steal
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: the joke. They're not gonna tell the joke the exact
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: same way you told it. So but the cadence is
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: still the same, the delivery. And yeah, so I can
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: see how she could feel like, hey, you stole that.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You know, you stole that from me. That's why she's
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: having that feeling like that. I can understand from both
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: sides of it. And Leslie doesn't do comedy clubs anymore.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't been in the club, did you know? And then
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of times, man like you're doing an MTV
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: set in anybody, They got writers on these shows. Okay,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: here's the question. Do you think um that Precious because
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: she is upset about the jokes, should she should she
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: have contacted Leslie personally or should she put it out right?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: But seem to go public with it. Yeah, that's the thing.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: It's handled kind of crazy because now you put the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: girl on the defensive. But I like what Leslie said
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: in that I apologize, but we could have handled it differently.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: That's a true statement. Yeah, coming up now, but Leslie's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: a bad girls, bad chick man. Oh yeah, so all right,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: coming up next the nephew birthday boy with a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
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  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today. The
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: subject she acts like a bitter old bitty girl. You
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and your subjects of your old Let me be clear,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. Wait till you hear that, he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: ty all of that, all of that Right now, the
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: birthday boy is in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Right now? Birthday, Well,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: on the fifty fourth day of me being born, I'd
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: like a first day thank you so kindly too, everyone
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: who came out in Houston, Texas and celebrated my birthday
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: as we raise money for veterans, which is miles of giving.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: So I don't want to thank everyone who came out
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that my golf tournament it was on Monday, Oh dear
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  Speaker 1: sold out of course, And of course are you today
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  Speaker 1: on your birthday? One of those people in his head,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: one of them people anyway, raise some good money this
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  Speaker 1: weekend from my foundation Miles and Given. So it was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: a big, big, big, big blow up and I'm just
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: glad of the success that came this weekend. So big
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: ups to the Miles of Giving Foundation. Thank y'all for
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the support. Yeah, people flew in from all over and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: pretty good. And it is on the road, the Miles
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  Speaker 1: of Giving in the Birthday Bashes on the road next year,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: next year, this this time. Next year, it will be
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: in the n O, New Orleans. Okay, So the party
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a party in New Orleans. It's gonna
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: be a comedy show in New Orleans. It's gonna be
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a golf tournament New Orleans. The Nephew is taking the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Birthday Bash slash Miles of Giving to New Orleans year
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: by Yeah Ferrow, you know, like I know, but here's
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: a prank. Yeah, y'all come make next year. You guys
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: will be invited. Next year it'll be like, yeah, invitations,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a tip. I'm gonna do a taliperistie.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: When you get your invitation in a box and did
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it be it'd be so swanky when you open, Like
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I want to save my box anyway, Frank of today
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: is Deborah. Kay Delbrook, Kay, here we go, Hello man,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I speak to them. Let me tell you something of you.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: My name is Wayne. You did my aunties have us today?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: And now I don't know what you did. I don't
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: know what kind of glue you'd use with weaves or whatever.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: But my auntie had and fell out in church today.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: But I don't I don't even use glue because I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: don't even know why you're coming at me on the
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: side hip anyway about your auntie my at My auntie
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: is Deborah, and I have fella you Jel nineteen ninety two.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You come with some clue? Who you thank you tripping with? Look?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you look, let me say this to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you all. I'm saying you gotta say, you gotta say
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: because I'm serious about my wee. You're coming at me
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: with some glue. It's for some clue that be that
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: mounting on the side of you. Ain't well, that's what happened,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: and I fell off in service, and all the church
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: member and sitting there laughing at well, she shouldn't have been.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's trying to keep the devil out over because
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: she's been this shouting hold anyway. But I don't switch
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: no clue. You ain't in the city and talk about
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: my ain't it? And her Jesus, don't you talk about
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: how she's shouted. I don't even know it. They call
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: her miss Debra. I don't know miss She just got
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: her hat done from you yesterday. How you gonna sit
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: here and act like you ain't cutting y'all said, God,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: you just said blue comment telling a real woman and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: call me tell me mistake? How a mate? I'm because
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have and I ain't usue. I'm gonna tell
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come to your house
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: minute you like one minute? That's my livelihood? You No,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I don't need you. What is this you? My name
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: is Wayne. I don't know white. Look you're white. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: know you're an't no Wayne, but you you. I got
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: her brother name Big Jay, and bring Wayne, bring bring Twaine. Look, look,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't want no problem,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: but I will throw these hands if I got to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: what ain't my look here? Look here, I ain't got
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: time to tell your any whatever. Who ain't the mistake? It?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What me? Then? Look? You don't get me out here?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: The good Sunday. I just came from church. It's hot
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: as hell, and you're telling me, Michael Blue, you ain't
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: got no joint today. I ain't got nothing to do.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I got to find out why my ain't it half
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: farther night in church? And ain't me so called somebody
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: else in Atlanto? Because I'm I am the finish too,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: But well you ain't you? You must not be in
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: right now. If you got people have far to night
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: in church and glue following all off on the pew,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: don't y'all ain't it proble glue her own? And that's
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: not the white fellow. No gonna tell you right now.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm the hottest pilot in a nap so devil. Ain't
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: no body if I if hey, I ain't do a hat,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I don't up half. You can call in and everybody
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: in that lamp dad tell you the same sight. Look
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying else you're the messed up my ain'ting hair.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I want to get it rectified. I need you first
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: of all to call and apologize to her. Apologize. Have
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: you got a rotial human drinking on some Jesus use
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: with y'all ain't and that's why you want Michael Jackson
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: and you ain't a devil sits to or wherever her
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: name you look. Let me tell first of all, you
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: go you go respect my ain't it okay? Whatever you
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: say her name, I put up. I want you to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: redo my ain't and half for free and give all
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: her money back from the first time she paid you.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know who hold on, I don't know who
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: this who. I don't know who you are. I'm white?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Are you coming Wain? Look your Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up in your face. Nah, hold up,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I'm Jebra, nephew Waine. Nah, I ain't fift two years old.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Now you ain't gonna respect your elders? How you expect
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to be blessed? You say you just went to church? Then,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: See that's the problem. You're calling me on Sunday, got
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: me cussing like this. See, I got one more thing
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you before I get off
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the phone, because you waste in my minute. This is
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: got brank from your girlfriend. I got me what's up?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Your girl told me? She said, trust me going off
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: the first twelve Secker. Hey, baby, man, you don't do no,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you don't do no glue. No, I don't know glue.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't tell you. It's too all right baby,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody. Ain't nobody half fell out of church that
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: you still They say you the bomb down there. So
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and make sure I prank
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: my girl. She the one. All right, baby, answer one
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: thing from me. What is the baddest I mean, the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the world, The String Morning Show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I don't use no glue Classic How don't you know? No?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I love, I don't know no dank. Where did you
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: get that name from? Debrik oh Man, that's I don't know.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I know k Ronda, Ronda, k o oh call it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Guess who came by the birthday Bay Fitty Fitty sit fitty. Yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: he's all over Houston. He's big things. Ain't Houston birthday.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: That's that's cool, that's what's up. And let me show
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: love to my boy. Call Paine who hosted my my birthday.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Bass Fundraiser came down and hosted that thing, did a
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: great job and special guests. Cupid came through and did
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: the land dance of all you got to do the shuffle. Now,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: you got to do the shoffer. And you had a
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: lot of cast members from Ready to Love, didn't you, Yes,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Ready Love cast members, tame. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, nephew birthday boy coming up next.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject. She acts like a
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: bitter old bitty we'll get into it all right after this.
• 53:18
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• 53:49
  Speaker 1: She acts like a bigger subject hicks like a bitter
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  Speaker 1: old bitty trouble great day in radio show, you see
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: it would no, it wouldn't have, Junior. You know, my
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  Speaker 1: people'll be talking, we'll be trending. All right. Here we
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: go Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty year old married
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: man and my wife and I have been married for
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: eleven years. When we got married, I was working on
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: my doctorate degree and I worked full time and was
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: struggled to take care of her and our newborn child.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: She decided to start school herself after having our second child.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: She got her master's degree in nine, twenty nineteen, and
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I expected her to apply for a job, but instead
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: she decided to get her doctorate degree. This led to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: more financial stress in our family. The little I made
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: barely covered rent and the financial strain was great. I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: had to take side hustles just to make ends meet,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and I think this led to a change and attitude
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: for both of us, and we began snapping at each
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: other over the tiniest things. I began to think of
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: what to do to improve our situation, and finally, by
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: the grace of God, I got a great job. I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: figured it would improve our marriage, but things got worse.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: She is still snappy, complains all the time, nags me
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: about everything, and she's always tired from school. She hardly
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: takes care of herself, and when I complain, all she
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: says is who am I trying to impress? Sex between
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: us has dwindled to once or twice a month, and
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: even then it's a chore. She only allows me to
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: do a quickie and she starts complaining if I take
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: too long to finish. We hardly talk as husband and wife,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: and I started sleeping in another room anytime she's not
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: home and I'm with our kids, We're all in a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: good mood. Soon as she walks in, the atmosphere is tense.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: She acts like an old, bitter, elderly woman, but she
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: is only forty one. Is this how lady act after
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: a while in marriage or is this a special case?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: How can I get her back to how she was? Well?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, first of all, you guys can
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: talk more as husband and wife, you know, And you've
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: got to consider this huge load that she's taken on.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: She's studying for her doctorate degree, she just had a baby.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of things going on here.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you, I honestly think she
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: needs to see a doctor immediately. I mean, she might
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: be suffering from postpartum depression. It's been a while, but
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: if maybe if it's untreated, you know, there's still some
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: residual effects here from having this baby. It happens a
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: lot in women, many women after having a baby. And again,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: she's got a lot on her plate with school, the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: financial stress. You know, that doesn't just affect you, it
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: affects her in the whole family. Even though you say
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you have a great job now, it doesn't seem that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: easy for her to snap back. I'm asking you to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: be a little more patient with her, and if you
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: guys can afford it, maybe you can get someone to
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: help her with the kids and around the house for
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: a couple of days a week. You know, maybe send
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: her to the spot to see if she can invite
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: her girlfriends over or ask them to take her out
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: for a girl's night out. It sounds like she needs
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to get out of the house, do something different than
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: what she's been doing. And it seems like, you know,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: working on her on her degree is really really hard
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: on her. Please be more supportive as a husband, but
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: by all means, make sure she sees a doctor. Steve supporting. Yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how he can be any
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: more supportive. I really don't great answer, though, Cheryl. I
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: liked your answer to protect this woman. But in this
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: case right here, I don't see how she needs protecting.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I think this woman has to step up and get
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: herself together and make some changes. Now, if it's me enticle,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: then like Shirley said, it could be this postmonem. But
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: the baby eleven years ago. Now, no, she had another one,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but she fifty ye old man. Man, My wife and
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I been married eleven years. We got married, I was
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: working on my doctor degree. I worked full time, struggling
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to take care of her and our newborn child. Okay,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: she decided to start school herself after having our second child.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: She got a master's degree in twenty nineteen, that's two
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: years ago. I expected her to apply for a job,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: but instead she decided to get a doctorate degree. Now,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: obviously this is too much the children and the doctor
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  Speaker 1: to be. This led to more financial stress in the family.
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  Speaker 1: The little I made barely covered rent. The financial strain
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: was great, which is always a big cause in marriage
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: is struggling. I took side line hustles to make ends meet,
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  Speaker 1: and I think this led to a change in attitude
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  Speaker 1: for both of us. We both again snapping over the
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  Speaker 1: tiniest things. I began to think of what to do
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  Speaker 1: to improve our situation. And finally, grace to God, I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: got a great job. I figured it would improve our marriage,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: but things got worse. She's still snapping, complaints all the time,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: nags me about everything as she's tired from school. She
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to school. She's snapping. She forty one
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  Speaker 1: to do, doing all he can do. Now, let me
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: tell you something, sir, you can't make another person happy.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Bishop Jakes told me this one time. He says, Steve,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you can't make another person happy, nor is it your job.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: And if you take on that job to make another
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  Speaker 1: person happy, you have taken on a daunting, daunting responsibility
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: because you can't do it. She's not a happy person
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  Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, hang stif all right, we'll have part
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  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject. She acts like
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  Speaker 1: a bitter old bitty. We'll get back into it right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject. Watch calor curringe when
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  Speaker 1: I say this, she acts like a bitter old bitty
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  Speaker 1: fifty year old man married and got a wife. Eleven
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  Speaker 1: years he was working on your doctor degree, and you
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  Speaker 1: work full time, and y'all were struggling taking care of
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: her and newborn. She decided to start school herself. After
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: having that second child. She got a master's degree in
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: two thousand nine to expect her apply for a job,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: but instead she decided to get a doctor degree. So,
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  Speaker 1: y'all like degrees. If y'all like making money as much
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: as y'all like having degrees, y'all might be on to something.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: But we'll just leave that loan. That ain't my business.
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  Speaker 1: You know, some people like degrees, so go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: get you another one. Somebody once told me, though, a
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  Speaker 1: very very rich man was talking to a group of
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  Speaker 1: college students at a big event, like was some type
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  Speaker 1: of confidence going on, and this guy was standing up
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to He was talking about his degrees and how much
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  Speaker 1: he made a year, and that he was going to
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  Speaker 1: go back to get another degree because he wanted to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: make a little bit more year and thought necessary he'd
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: get a third. He says, soundly, may ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a degree that ain't working for you,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: why would you go get another one of them? And
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  Speaker 1: I kind of I just thought about that, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm just saying that because this might be that
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  Speaker 1: problem with this letter. So now you all barely got
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  Speaker 1: you So finally, by the grace of God, you got
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  Speaker 1: a good job and you thought it was smooth everything
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  Speaker 1: out when it didn't. She's still snapping, complains all the time,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: nags me about everything, and she's tied from school. She
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  Speaker 1: says she wanted to go to school. Sometimes, Man, you
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  Speaker 1: make decisions. And now I hate to get spiritual on you,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you this because I've done this
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  Speaker 1: myself several hundred times. You make a decision without asking
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  Speaker 1: God anything about it. You just you could go through
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  Speaker 1: your plan. And now you're miserable because that might not
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  Speaker 1: have been the best way to do it. Just because
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you make a decision, don't and you want to do it,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: don't make it the right decision for you. So now
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you're miserable, and now you're making the man miserable, nags
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you about everything. She's already tired for school. Now hit
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the part she hardly takes care of herself. Here we go.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Now we're in a dangerous party. Left, she don't take
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: care of herself, and then When I complain about that,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: all she says is, who am I trying to impress? Hell?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: How about me? But see this woman is tripping a
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: little bit because it's just about her. Now, I went
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  Speaker 1: back school to get me a doctorate degree. I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't finning do nothing else. Who am I trying
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: to impress me? Your husband? She did? She didn't. She didn't.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Forgot the same thing it took to get your babyhook,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take the same thing. Keep sex between us
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: has dwindled down to once or twice a month. See
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: we're in trouble now. Now you ain't taking care of yourself,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: and now we're having sex once or twice a month.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: He fitted without problem. Probably at anybody if any do
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  Speaker 1: this one twice a Okay, I'm just saying it. I'm
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: just I'm because it hurt. Everything hurt everybody. Know that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: this is time to change your tone, because things just
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: fitning change. Anybody feeling sit up here and do this
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  Speaker 1: what you want it? Twice a month that he didn't
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  Speaker 1: got two good job. Somebody down there walking past him
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: looking just like he liked. She taking care of herself
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: and everything. Now I'm all for the institution of marriage.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I try to make it work, but now even when
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: you make love it's a chore. She only allows me
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: to do it quickie, and she starts complaining if I
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: take long to finish. We hardy talk his husband and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: wife and I started sleeping in another room anytime she
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: got home, and I'm with our kids. We all in
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: a good mood. Soon as she walk in atmospheres ten
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: that reminds me of a person we used to know.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: It's called black cloud. See black. You ain't got some
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: people walking in the room or just a black cloud.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: It's just people walking room. Just darg black cloud. Just
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: hear their ass come damn thunderstorm walking in the room.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Weather change. She acts like an old, bitty elderly woman,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: but she's only forty one. Is this how ladies act
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: after a wild in marriage? No, by any means, nowhere
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: near all of them. But you got the one that
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: do though. Is this a special case? Yeah, it's kind
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: of special. Now, changes happen in all marriages, and you
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: gotta make adjustments. But she ain't making them. So now
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: how can I get her back to how she was?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that, surely said get
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: us some medical help. But I think it's a mental thing.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: If you tied all the time, that ain't medical. You'redn't
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: been off more than you choose. You try to get
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: a degree in something. Now you're on a doctorate. You know,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna just keep going to school. I mean you
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: can do that. Education is greater. I think smart is
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: a guilt beside. Sometimes you're doing more more than you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: can handle. And she didn't been off a lot. We
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: having sex once twice a month. You're nagging and complaining
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: about everything. You didn't let yourself go, and you ain't
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: taking care of yourself. Me and the kids at home
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: having a good time. You walk in and a change
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: because you're evil. I'm not staying with you. I'm not
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not staying No, if you evil,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not staying with you. There's a scripture that says
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: it is better to live on the corner of a
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: rooftop than inside with a quarrels a woman. That's in proverbs.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not fit to do that, and you can't ask
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: a man to do that. Ladies, all right, I feel
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: like I'm dead once. I feel like I'm dead I
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: gets optimation poster comments on today's Strawberry that's what that
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: part mean to a death? Do us part and I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: feel dead? Time for us to part at Steve Harvey
• 1:06:21
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• 1:06:24
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• 1:06:27
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• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Shirley, Well, before I do that, let me
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: just remind everybody June fifth to kire his whole third
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they changed this up. The plans
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: for the NBA playoffs. The play in is for the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: playoffs starts tonight or the play game. The play ins
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: for the playoffs. So that means if you're in the
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: one through six, you're automatically in the playoffs, but to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: get the seventh and eighth seed, you have to have
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the play in. So that means if you're anywhere from
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: seven to ten, they have to play. So seven plays
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: eight and nine plays ten for the last two seats.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: And this is how this works. If you seventh and eight, okay,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and you win, you automatically get the seventh seed. Okay,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: if you lose, you have to play the winner out
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: the ninth and tenth and if you lose that game,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: then you out. Yeah. Now after that, the winner from
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: the first game and the winner from the nast game,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I mean the lose it from the first game and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the winner from the last game played each other for
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the final eight seed. Now I know that sounds crazy,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: but let me just tell you it's so crazy timing.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: But this why would y'all change it? If you just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: ain't had, if you ain't in the top eight, you
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: just don't go. That's got somebody got somebody got everybody.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: This is so this is what we got in the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Eastern Conference tonight. That's who's this playing the Hornets and
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the Pacers. They are ninth and ten. They play, okay,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: name whoever loses that game is out. Then you got
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the Wizards versus the Celtics. Okay, Now, whoever wins that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: game is in, and whoever loses that game has one
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: more game to play. The guin in for the eighth seed.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: That's yeah. Yeah. Then tomorrow night, Wednesday night, you have
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: the Spurs versus the Grizzlies. That's ninth and tenth. Whoever
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: loses that game is out. Now you have the one
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: everybody waiting on, the Warriors versus the Lakers, Steph Curry
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: and Lebron James. Now the world champion used to be
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: number one in the in the West, have failed so
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: far down when Lebron and A d was out, they
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: are now in the play in for the playoffs. Play
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I also sick all these peas though. That's what I am.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: The play in for the playoffs. Man, Look, come on,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: make some of the money that they lost back. Yeah,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: they so you know, I'm sorry you say what I said.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to make some of the money that
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: they lost during the seems like you don't, ye, because
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you don't require all these extra games. If it was
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: tenth in the West, I don't want to watch. I don't. Yeah,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: if you was tenth in the east of the West,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you weren't gonna make the playoffs, No way, all right,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: well there you see what happens. Thank you, Junior. Coming
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have more
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Well, animals, including tigers, have
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: been in the news lately, and the question is here's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: a question. Listen, guys, if you had to fight a
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: wild animal, which animal would you choose? And why? A
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: new online survey by you gov of twelve hundred and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: twenty four US adults aged eighteen and over UM ask
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: participants to answer the question which animal do you think
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: you would win in a fight? Humans included the mighty
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: elephant and fierce rhinoceros one out against more than thirty
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: other predators and pray seventy four percent of the time.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, guys, which animal? Which wild
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: animal would you fight? Junior? Right now, I'm gonna whoop
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: a wild rabbit's ass. I got I promise I'm gonna
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: win that one. I'm not gonna lose to this rabbits.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not a rhinoceros. That's a weird question, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: oh I kick a squirrel. Come on, little squirrel, ain't
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: any squirreling country with mine running out in traffic, faking
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: back and forth. What was that you thought you saw
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: in your car? That was oh no, that was Tommy
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: yeah something to no, no, no, a squirrel. I had
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: left my windows opened in the garage and a squirrel
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: climbed up in the back seat and was in the window.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: And when I get in the car started the car
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: and I looked in the rear view mirror. I thought
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: a bow, which in mind, because you know that little
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: sign say objects are closer than the liver take you something.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a bow in that damn call
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: if you have seen me climb out that damn car
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: without opening the door, and it was a squirrel. That
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: squirrel just jumped out the car, just hopped on down
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: this driver because I left the rage or him something.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: But that damn taught me with that possum story the greatest.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: All right, So we are at LA and me and
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I still at YouTube SIRL. We got to be on
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: the air at three o'clock in the morning because we
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: were syndicated to the Dallas which is five o'clock in
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: the morning in Dallas, so you got to be there.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm leaving thirty thirty minutes ahead of time. I'm
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: leaving so I can't get there on times, so he
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: ain't mad at me. But when I get to the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: when I get on top of the yard park instruction,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: my car's backed up against the fence. And then it's
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: got one of them listen, two forty nice sun two
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: forty eight, and it's got that little pop up sun roof.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: You know, it don't go back and forth, it just
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: pop up behind the car. Is a possum on the fence.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I didn't stomped. I stomped. I shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I did all that nine by nine by two fifty.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late for work for show. So I said, okay,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get in on
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: the passage side. And something bad innything. I just climb over.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: So I get in on the passenger side, and and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: and I closed the door. Now, if you knew any thing,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: if you know anything about the Nissan too, for that,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: when you close the door, there's a seatbelt track that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: comes right down the side of your face automatically. And
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I thought his ass was in that car. I was
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: throwing them hands like it was the end of the world.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: My knuckles were swollen, I was bleeding on. My face
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: was scratched. The greatest thought that SEAT thought that was
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: that possum dog. I thought that was that. I thought
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: that possum had come through the top of that roof
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: down on me. The greatest ass whooping I have ever taken.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I gave it to myself. Right man, man, I got
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the words. Steve looked at me, Man, what halm? What ham? Whoo?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Who jumped on you? Yeah? Man, you ain't gonna believe
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: this right here. That's how we had to go through.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll have more. Let see Barby
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up for twenty minutes after the hour
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to show. How are you
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: guys feeling about this whole mask confusion mandate situation? Going on?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Break it down to me, lay it all the way
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: up is well, you know see the Yeah, the CDC
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: came out with the rule that if you've been fully vaccinated,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: you don't have to wear your mask. Okay, indoors, yeah, indoors.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: But then some stories say you you do have they
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: want you to still wear your mask inside, you know,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: so it's kind of confusing. And the other thing is,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: how do you know who's been vaccinated or not? You know,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: it's we're on the honor system where we have to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: believe people. I'm wearing my mask. Yeah yeah, yeah, because
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I don't trust people, and there's too many people that's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: just dumb about this whole thing. So I still I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: still wear my mask. Yeah yeah. Now I'm fascinated. And
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: I told you I ate chittens for thirty eight years,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: so I'm like completely protected and you believe them. Thirty
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: eight years of chittnings has prevented anything from taking hold
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: in my system at all. Get running up out of
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: it fluid flu going down there and run up into
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: that chitten ju or get out of here. You were crazy,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: speak as out of your vaccine and him. Get all right.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:16:10
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• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: anymore right after this, you're listening to show. All right, guys,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: time now for asked the CLOO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: This one is from Ken in Dolthan, Alabama. Ken says,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: my sister and I were awarded a good amount of
• 1:16:32
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• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: still has to have one more surgery on her leg
• 1:16:39
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• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: was totaled, she wants to split the money. Sixty forty
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  Speaker 1: the insurance company gave her the money for a car
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  Speaker 1: and paid a settlement for pain and suffering. She claims
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  Speaker 1: she's had more pain and has suffered more. She says
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  Speaker 1: she will take me to court if I don't agree
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  Speaker 1: to it. I still can't believe she's tripping. What should
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  Speaker 1: I do? I mean, money make people trimp, so, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand how y'all settlement is together
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  Speaker 1: that I've never heard of? Were in the car? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've been in a car accidents before. Everybody settlement is separate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they got They just paying one
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  Speaker 1: lump song now and she wanted to be sixty forty. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: you through you our Yeah, just give us sixty forty
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  Speaker 1: dog you already known. Come on, she has to go
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  Speaker 1: through one more surgery, Come on, dog, just let her
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  Speaker 1: have it. But y'all gonna break up over this twenty percent? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, now she wrong for that, because that ain't
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  Speaker 1: high goal. You're supposed to split the money, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know since really, i've never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. In all my years,
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  Speaker 1: i've never heard of a group settlement. And here's the settlement.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all work it out, because it's usually you get this
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  Speaker 1: and you get that based on your injuries and all
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  Speaker 1: like that. She's still she doing. Just give us sixty
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  Speaker 1: forty what you're tripping from? Man, he says, he's fully recovered.
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  Speaker 1: She still has to have one more surgery on her leg. No,
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  Speaker 1: just let her have it. It ain't worth that, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say it was a sizeable settlement. He just said.
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  Speaker 1: He just said the insurance company gave her money for
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  Speaker 1: a car, paid a settlement for pain and suffering, and
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  Speaker 1: she still wants to split the money sixty forty because
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  Speaker 1: she has more pain and has suffered more, which is true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well the car was hers obviously. Yeah, so they paid
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  Speaker 1: for the car. Now the pain is suffering. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how they lumped it together. I've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: at again. But okay, let's just say, let's for practical purposes,
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  Speaker 1: it's one hundred thousand let's say it's a hundred thousand,
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  Speaker 1: you give her sixty, you get forty thousand. No, why
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  Speaker 1: would you want to tie this up in cord get
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  Speaker 1: a turn? Hees have to pay them, that's crazy. Just
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  Speaker 1: take the forty. She's still gotta have another surgery. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: brother to don't that hurt? No day, right, that's why
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  Speaker 1: he ain't going right. The car slammed into her side
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  Speaker 1: of the car. Yeah, and she's coming up. It is
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 1: the one and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this
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  Speaker 1: Timmy's birthday. Yeah again, nephew got a night from junior
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah by Paul baby ten years younger than
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  Speaker 1: your uncle's. Hey, dog, but you don't look at though.
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  Speaker 1: That's the key. And you showed a run like it
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  Speaker 1: in shape. Yeah, you ain't tripping dog. One thing about
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  Speaker 1: our family. Man, we hold up. That's good. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: think what we do to helps keep us young as well.
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  Speaker 1: Because we laughed so much. Laughter is the key. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: laughter is medicine. When you laugh, it releases endorphins in
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  Speaker 1: your body and it just makes you feel better. I
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  Speaker 1: laugh all the time. Man, I was taking family feud yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard. Man. I had a contestant
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  Speaker 1: on the phone, Big dude man from South Dakota, Big Dale.
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  Speaker 1: I asked him what he did for a living. He
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  Speaker 1: told me, he said, Steven, I'm really famous for this.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I'm a professional baby maker. Now this get
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  Speaker 1: about six he bought six five about three sixty. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm a professional babymaker. He said. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: why they called me a professional baby maker. Out had
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  Speaker 1: three Eva sector me three ever, section ain't now one
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  Speaker 1: on the work. All these kids, you see, each one
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  Speaker 1: of them is after v sect me. My little fellas
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  Speaker 1: got pushed through power. I was holly wow. I was
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  Speaker 1: holly laughing. Then I had this family from Detroit, man, man,
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  Speaker 1: oh Man, I had a good time, just family from Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: They won, They won twenty thousand. But I was just
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  Speaker 1: laughing all day. Man, I was just laughing. One But
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  Speaker 1: you know, since it's Tommy's birthday, I think I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if Dave knows that we have music. We have them.
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  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with to Dave the Christmas song came front. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, no, no, no, I like a
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  Speaker 1: little music. Give me some background music, Dave, for a little,
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  Speaker 1: a little something mellow, so I can tell of a
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  Speaker 1: little Tommy story. I ain't told one what a little Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start playing something, Dave. It's been years
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  Speaker 1: since this happy birthday. Oh, let's just let you Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. It's time for a little Tommy story.
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  Speaker 1: High boys and girls. Yes, yes, yes, it has you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's been so long since I've been here. I thought
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  Speaker 1: y'all had forgot all about these little Tommy stories. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: but seeing as how this is his fifty fourth birthday,
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  Speaker 1: and that's ironic because that's his height to five foot fourth.
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  Speaker 1: This is a I know, boys and girls, but I
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  Speaker 1: should do know how to connect the dots. So today
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  Speaker 1: is made the eighteen yea, And so we got to
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  Speaker 1: connect all these dots. Now he turns fifty four, born
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  Speaker 1: on five eighteen. Let's look at these numbers. No matter
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  Speaker 1: what has happened, whether it's the eighteenth day or the
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  Speaker 1: fourth year, he'll never get out of the five foot range.
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  Speaker 1: Hit it. It is five eighteen and five, folks, just
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  Speaker 1: nothing he could do to escape to the depth of
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  Speaker 1: being five feet tall. Well, let's go back. Why not
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  Speaker 1: add these numbers up and tell a story that fits
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  Speaker 1: it all? Five and four is nine. Yeah, here's a
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  Speaker 1: story of when love Tommy was nine years old. It
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  Speaker 1: was his ninth birthday and we had decided that it
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  Speaker 1: was time to move him up. Because his hands were
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  Speaker 1: so small, we were never able to buy him a
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  Speaker 1: real cake because he would have fell in it and
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  Speaker 1: we never would have been able to find him. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: don't wear the kids, but we may do. Yeah, his
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  Speaker 1: first birthday cake was a donut hole. I know he
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  Speaker 1: did too. His second, Yes, his second birthday. Then we
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  Speaker 1: moved up when we was finally able to buy him
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  Speaker 1: something bigger than that, and we finally let him get
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  Speaker 1: a cupcake. And then finally we moved up and we stuck.
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  Speaker 1: We started sticking candles in honey bunds, and then finally,
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  Speaker 1: on five eighteen, his birthday, his eighteenth birthday, we got
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  Speaker 1: him his first cake, a real a real one, a
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  Speaker 1: strawberry shout cap. He was overjoyed. Or if you'd have
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  Speaker 1: seen the telephone books that we was putting in chairs
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  Speaker 1: so he could get up there to see that cake.
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  Speaker 1: And that was the happiest day of his life. Every
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  Speaker 1: six d and he's been getting regular size cakes. Are
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  Speaker 1: six ladies and gentlemen. That's my lure. Thomas Thorn, Happy birthday, nephew.
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