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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
- 0:13Speaker 1: them like the milling bus things in the stuffing stough
- 0:20Speaker 1: good to the movie together. Please, I don't join Jo.
- 0:58Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn you're going to do. You
- 1:24Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn, you got to
- 1:44Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water go.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on your baby, I shall will come morning.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Everybody y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
- 2:08Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah,
- 2:12Speaker 1: man boy, God has been good to me. Man, I
- 2:17Speaker 1: can't really count at all. You can't either, you know,
- 2:20Speaker 1: it's all in perspective. You really can't count all that
- 2:23Speaker 1: God has done for you if you look at every
- 2:26Speaker 1: little thing. It's unbelievable. The things He's done for us.
- 2:31Speaker 1: How many times you know, we got through something without
- 2:34Speaker 1: even talking to him about it. He just he just
- 2:36Speaker 1: blessed us with it. How many you know? It's just
- 2:39Speaker 1: it's so much that the fact that you wake up
- 2:42Speaker 1: in the morning, the fact that you still have a
- 2:44Speaker 1: place to stay, the fact that you know may be
- 2:47Speaker 1: struggling out here, but guess what, you still going to work.
- 2:49Speaker 1: You you know, you live in check the check, but
- 2:52Speaker 1: but you're making it all. You got all the plates spinning.
- 2:54Speaker 1: You know it's hard. You got a lot of plates spinning.
- 2:57Speaker 1: But you keep him up there somewhere every now and
- 2:58Speaker 1: near one break, but he put two more back up
- 3:01Speaker 1: there to look a little bit better. And you got
- 3:02Speaker 1: to get to spending them so it all works. And
- 3:05Speaker 1: then you got a lot of people who just can't
- 3:09Speaker 1: seem to mentally put it together as to you know,
- 3:14Speaker 1: why their life isn't in a position that they wanted
- 3:17Speaker 1: to be. We talked about this oftentimes, but I don't
- 3:20Speaker 1: want to try another angle with you to day. You know,
- 3:24Speaker 1: maybe it's you. Have you ever thought about that? Maybe
- 3:29Speaker 1: it's you. Maybe it's no external force that's at fault,
- 3:34Speaker 1: like you keep making the excuse to be. You know,
- 3:37Speaker 1: so many people I hear, well, if this hadn't have
- 3:40Speaker 1: done this, if he hadn't have done that, if she
- 3:42Speaker 1: hadn't have done that, I would have been further along.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I wasted all my time, my years with this man,
- 3:49Speaker 1: and he did this, and I could have been here,
- 3:51Speaker 1: and I could have been there, and this woman she
- 3:54Speaker 1: did this to me, if she hadn't have done that,
- 3:56Speaker 1: I could have been here, and I could have been there.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Maybe it's you. Maybe it's not really that external force
- 4:05Speaker 1: that you keep making it out to be. See, I've
- 4:08Speaker 1: done this to myself before. Once again, I'm talking to
- 4:13Speaker 1: you about something I know about. I've done this to
- 4:16Speaker 1: myself before. I've had the reason I wasn't where I
- 4:21Speaker 1: wanted to be. I had it figured out as some
- 4:25Speaker 1: external force. I had worked it out in my mind.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Clearly it wasn't me. Because if so and so, or
- 4:34Speaker 1: if this hadn't happened, and if they hadn't have done this,
- 4:36Speaker 1: I would have been further along up the road. That's
- 4:40Speaker 1: what I was saying. But WOLDO hold on that or
- 4:42Speaker 1: learned a valuable lesson? Man, See, if you don't ever
- 4:48Speaker 1: let it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
- 4:55Speaker 1: If you don't ever let it go, it's gonna be
- 4:59Speaker 1: hard for you to go. I was listening to Bishop
- 5:03Speaker 1: td Jake's one day, and I heard him say, you
- 5:08Speaker 1: can't drive your car if you're gonna keep looking in
- 5:12Speaker 1: the rearview mirror. You go outside and try that, Try
- 5:16Speaker 1: to drive your car, but keep your eye in the
- 5:19Speaker 1: rearview mirror. All you looking at is where you're being.
- 5:23Speaker 1: All you looking at in that rear view mirrors where
- 5:26Speaker 1: you're passed or should have passed, something you should have
- 5:29Speaker 1: moved on from. All you're doing is looking in that
- 5:32Speaker 1: rearview mirror at what happened back there. If you don't
- 5:37Speaker 1: stop looking in the rearview mirror, you're gonna crash your
- 5:40Speaker 1: car over and over and over again. All you got
- 5:46Speaker 1: to slow it down so bad in order for you
- 5:50Speaker 1: to keep looking in that rearview mirror. If you don't
- 5:55Speaker 1: learn to let it go, it's gonna be hard for
- 5:59Speaker 1: you to go forward because you keep reviewing the past.
- 6:05Speaker 1: The past is the past, and I know it's hard. Man.
- 6:09Speaker 1: I watched a show and this lady said, well, I
- 6:11Speaker 1: just can't ever forgive them for that. Well, guess what,
- 6:15Speaker 1: Guess what God may have already forgiven that person. That
- 6:21Speaker 1: person may be extremely remorseful, could have gone to God
- 6:24Speaker 1: and godd and forgiveness for it years ago. But you
- 6:30Speaker 1: you sit here and you keep hanging on to the back.
- 6:33Speaker 1: I can't ever forgive that. Then I heard Bishop Jakes
- 6:37Speaker 1: come on the show one time and say something that really,
- 6:40Speaker 1: really struck on. You keep drinking the poison, waiting on
- 6:45Speaker 1: your enemy to die. He said that. I just shook
- 6:51Speaker 1: my head and went, wow, you drinking the poison waiting
- 6:56Speaker 1: on your enemy to die. Revenge is poor to you,
- 7:03Speaker 1: You know, if hatred is poison to you. Unforgivingness when
- 7:09Speaker 1: you won't forgive a person, that person could be going
- 7:13Speaker 1: on with their life, made the right with God. Don't
- 7:16Speaker 1: know how you're feeling. They're skipping through life. Now. You
- 7:19Speaker 1: make adjustments every time you see them, and it takes energy. Man,
- 7:23Speaker 1: it takes so much energy to hate. It takes so
- 7:26Speaker 1: much energy not to forgive too that they come in
- 7:30Speaker 1: the room. You got to avoid them. Stay over here,
- 7:33Speaker 1: Oh here they come. Now you got to make a
- 7:35Speaker 1: situation over here. They come into the house. Its family reunion.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Oh here they come. And where they're gonna be in
- 7:40Speaker 1: the basement. I'm going to be on the third floor.
- 7:42Speaker 1: I want to go outead and get some barbecue. She
- 7:44Speaker 1: out there at the barbecue, staying, oh lord, I don't
- 7:46Speaker 1: want a barbecue. I just eat to take the salad.
- 7:48Speaker 1: People man take themselves all out of position, trying to
- 7:52Speaker 1: make adjustments, when if you it would simplify your life.
- 7:57Speaker 1: If you would let just let it go, maybe you
- 8:00Speaker 1: ain't where you need to be because of them external
- 8:03Speaker 1: forces altogether. Maybe you're not where you need to be
- 8:07Speaker 1: cause of you. Because you won't let it go, you
- 8:11Speaker 1: won't move forward. Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've
- 8:15Speaker 1: been in a situation with a man for years. It
- 8:19Speaker 1: didn't work out for whatever the reason, it just didn't
- 8:21Speaker 1: work out. I got, I got what you say he did.
- 8:25Speaker 1: I got what he did. I got all of that,
- 8:28Speaker 1: YadA YadA YadA. When you get through, did not God
- 8:33Speaker 1: get you through it? Did not he allow you to
- 8:37Speaker 1: survive it? I got you, got some cuts on you,
- 8:42Speaker 1: I got you been a little bit bruised. But did
- 8:44Speaker 1: he not get you through it? So, now that he's
- 8:49Speaker 1: freed you from it, now he didn't went on. He
- 8:50Speaker 1: got a whole other family over that somewhere. Now he
- 8:54Speaker 1: trying to make it right because maybe he learned the
- 8:56Speaker 1: mistake he made and now he trying to be a
- 8:58Speaker 1: better man. He just trying to get it right now.
- 9:01Speaker 1: But you're sitting there holding onto it. You're drinking the poison,
- 9:05Speaker 1: waiting on your enemy to die. So now instead of
- 9:07Speaker 1: you enjoying the blessing of finally being free from a
- 9:10Speaker 1: situation that was not healthy for you. You create an
- 9:13Speaker 1: even more unhealthy situation in your mind by hating, by
- 9:18Speaker 1: having revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Maybe you're even doing something to the other situation to
- 9:25Speaker 1: make sure they struggle. Oh man, you're drinking the poison,
- 9:30Speaker 1: waiting on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where
- 9:33Speaker 1: you ought to be in life, not because of your
- 9:35Speaker 1: external forces, but maybe it's you. If you don't let
- 9:40Speaker 1: it go, it's gonna be hard for you to go.
- 9:44Speaker 1: You can't keep driving your car looking in the rear
- 9:47Speaker 1: view mirror. Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the
- 9:53Speaker 1: other person. Forgiveness is for You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Get your mind right, Ladies and gentlemen. Sit up right,
- 10:08Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be all right. All we
- 10:12Speaker 1: got to do is vote now. We want a victory.
- 10:18Speaker 1: But if we don't, then you're right now. Don't cut
- 10:23Speaker 1: on this show the next morning, because I'm cussing your
- 10:28Speaker 1: ass out. If you didn't vote on National Radio Live,
- 10:35Speaker 1: know it can't bleep it coming live. Steve cuss out
- 10:43Speaker 1: anybody that ain't voted, promise you that I'm gonna do
- 10:49Speaker 1: a serious They might have to bleep me, and I
- 10:52Speaker 1: hope they get them all. But if they don't, I
- 10:56Speaker 1: don't give all rats. In the words of dinner this
- 11:00Speaker 1: rotten strawberry. Hey, good morning, Steve, Oh, good morning, what's up?
- 11:11Speaker 1: Crew kill? Spakes morning, unc morning everybody? Jay, Anthony Brown?
- 11:19Speaker 1: Why the hell you still undecided? And Thomas Nephew Miles. Yeah,
- 11:30Speaker 1: that's me in the building top top. It's Monday, one
- 11:33Speaker 1: day to gold baby. I want to say, though, I
- 11:37Speaker 1: want I think I'm very proud of the black voter
- 11:47Speaker 1: turnout compared to twenty sixteen. I think I'm proud of that.
- 11:54Speaker 1: I am. I will give all the athletes much respect
- 12:00Speaker 1: and kudos because the athletes baseball, basketball, football, they showed up. Man.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Them athletes really showed up to try to push their
- 12:11Speaker 1: fans to the polls. And then young people. I think
- 12:16Speaker 1: that young people are gonna show up in a way
- 12:19Speaker 1: at the polls that have never been seen before. We'll
- 12:22Speaker 1: get all the breakdowns, but I'm making my prediction that
- 12:26Speaker 1: I think that young people have really showed up like
- 12:29Speaker 1: they never have before. Yeah, Yeah, we've been just put
- 12:34Speaker 1: good energy out there right now, Ding dong, the Witch's dead. Yeah. Yeah,
- 12:41Speaker 1: the lines and the long lines, you know, and all
- 12:43Speaker 1: that we have seen evidence of that, Steve, So hopefully
- 12:48Speaker 1: you know it'll make the difference. Yeah. I just need it, man.
- 12:51Speaker 1: And then he knows it too. He feels he wouldn't
- 12:54Speaker 1: be if he didn't think. You know something, man, America
- 13:00Speaker 1: showed me something that Obama was elected. What they showed
- 13:05Speaker 1: me something. They gave me a glimmer of hope about
- 13:08Speaker 1: this country that I had never had before. The same thing.
- 13:14Speaker 1: They've shown me a lot of who they really are
- 13:18Speaker 1: because of the support that Trump has gotten. I'm just
- 13:21Speaker 1: hoping tomorrow there's enough the other side to read us
- 13:26Speaker 1: of this mistake that we made in two thy sixteen yards.
- 13:29Speaker 1: We need unity. Steve coming up at thirty two minutes
- 13:32Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll find out what's on the CLO's mind,
- 13:37Speaker 1: asked the cello. The Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey coming
- 13:41Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. Well,
- 13:47Speaker 1: tomorrow is election day. Our message all day today is
- 13:51Speaker 1: guess what, get out and vote. Okay, Yes, the Steve
- 13:58Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show is right, and with Biden and Harris,
- 14:01Speaker 1: you know that. Go vote tomorrow. No more excuses, no
- 14:05Speaker 1: more indecision, Do it tomorrow. Okay, if you are indecisive,
- 14:11Speaker 1: vote for Joe Biden. That's it. Or help Come on, man,
- 14:17Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. If you're undecided, help us help
- 14:21Speaker 1: us out. Yeah, if you ain't got no reason to
- 14:24Speaker 1: find for yourself, come help us out. At least help
- 14:27Speaker 1: us start to unify the country instead of this divisiveness
- 14:31Speaker 1: that's going on. The reason I'm the reason I'm really
- 14:34Speaker 1: voting for Biden and Kamala Harris is because I would
- 14:38Speaker 1: like to see more of a unified United States than
- 14:41Speaker 1: are divided United States. Quit calling us to United States
- 14:45Speaker 1: if we're gonna act the way we've been acting under
- 14:47Speaker 1: this president for four years. Just called us the divided
- 14:51Speaker 1: States and just call us top calling us to United
- 14:53Speaker 1: because he's done nothing to unite us. That's right, key
- 14:56Speaker 1: word true. Yeah, that man only to terr as apart.
- 15:00Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's the worst it's ever been
- 15:03Speaker 1: in our lifetime. This is craziness. It ain't no friend
- 15:06Speaker 1: people on both sides. Period. That's it. Go ahead, all right,
- 15:13Speaker 1: It is time now to ask the cloth, as the
- 15:16Speaker 1: nephew would say. The Cellos chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 15:19Speaker 1: If you have some love questions for him, please submit
- 15:22Speaker 1: your questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Are you
- 15:25Speaker 1: ready clo? Here we go? This one is from German
- 15:31Speaker 1: in Lexington, Kentucky. German says, I'm a thirty six year
- 15:34Speaker 1: old single man and one of my fraternity brothers got
- 15:37Speaker 1: married recently. It was an over the top wedding and
- 15:40Speaker 1: he kept bragging about how much it cost him, all
- 15:44Speaker 1: while he still owes me and a substantial amount of money. Okay,
- 15:50Speaker 1: he and his wife left the reception in a horse
- 15:52Speaker 1: drawn carriage and I wanted to pull him out of it.
- 15:56Speaker 1: It probably wasn't the best idea to invite me to
- 15:59Speaker 1: the wedding. I know I'll probably never see the money again,
- 16:02Speaker 1: so please help me work through this so I won't
- 16:05Speaker 1: hurt him. Any advice. Well, here's a deal man. You
- 16:10Speaker 1: knew when you went to the wed and he owed
- 16:11Speaker 1: you the money. He knows he owed you the money.
- 16:15Speaker 1: He hadn't bragged about how much the money costs. He
- 16:18Speaker 1: might have even took the money and put it on
- 16:20Speaker 1: the wedd I don't know what reason. He told you
- 16:24Speaker 1: that he needed the money, but it's obvious he took
- 16:27Speaker 1: the money and put it on the wedding. Let's just
- 16:30Speaker 1: suppose that's the reason. So he wanted an overtop wedd
- 16:34Speaker 1: and he told you something else. But obviously, let's just
- 16:36Speaker 1: assume he put the money on the wedding. Now that
- 16:40Speaker 1: he's had the wedding, you gotta wait and see how
- 16:43Speaker 1: I go to see if he pay you the money back. Now,
- 16:46Speaker 1: this is hard for a lot of people to do,
- 16:48Speaker 1: but I would say, you have not bought him out
- 16:50Speaker 1: your life. You don't ever have to loan him money again.
- 16:52Speaker 1: But you said it's a substantial amount. I don't know
- 16:55Speaker 1: what that is. But look, man, but all this is
- 16:59Speaker 1: probably happening because your ass don't vote. If you would vote,
- 17:05Speaker 1: you would have probably could have avoided Yeah, it probably
- 17:15Speaker 1: not go vote either, So I don't really trying to
- 17:18Speaker 1: help you out unless you go vote. Though. That's it,
- 17:22Speaker 1: all right, We're moving on, Steve mister Davidson, and Atlanti says,
- 17:25Speaker 1: I'm a married real estate agent, and I've got a
- 17:28Speaker 1: young HomeBuyer purchasing her first town home. She's a stunner,
- 17:33Speaker 1: and so is her mother. Who was always with her.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Her mom is flirty and bold, and the other day
- 17:39Speaker 1: she grabbed my crutch when her daughter walked away. Then
- 17:43Speaker 1: she showed me that she didn't have on any panties
- 17:46Speaker 1: and she invited me to rub on her. I'm turned
- 17:50Speaker 1: I'm turned on by all of this, but I keep
- 17:53Speaker 1: reminding her that I'm married. Now. She's a woman scorn
- 17:56Speaker 1: and she's very negative whenever I show her daughter in
- 17:59Speaker 1: new places. This is bad for business. What should I do? Well,
- 18:03Speaker 1: you did the right thing, but it is bad for business.
- 18:12Speaker 1: You want you won't get no referrals. And I know
- 18:21Speaker 1: she is fine because it didn't cause you to write
- 18:24Speaker 1: a damn letter. See now, I can't tell you to
- 18:32Speaker 1: step outside your marriage dog, because probably ain't nothing wrong
- 18:36Speaker 1: with your home. So I mean, technically, man, stay within yourself.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Here's what I have learned in my lifetime. What is that, Steve?
- 18:47Speaker 1: Everything that looked good and everything that feel good ain't
- 18:54Speaker 1: really all that good. That's true. But but here's my question.
- 19:01Speaker 1: That's deep right there. But here's my question. What are
- 19:04Speaker 1: they moaning for him? I have a question? Go ahead,
- 19:09Speaker 1: did he vote? And see that's the other thing. If
- 19:13Speaker 1: you couldn't wear about this health of down here, grabbing
- 19:15Speaker 1: your crotch and get your ass to them poles. Can't
- 19:18Speaker 1: nobody to grab your crotch in the poles. But if
- 19:21Speaker 1: you just get out there, you're being a booth by
- 19:24Speaker 1: your damn self. That's what all this is really about.
- 19:29Speaker 1: You get your answer in that booth and get to vote.
- 19:32Speaker 1: And can't nobody to grab your crotch in that booth.
- 19:35Speaker 1: We have yet to see any booth reach up under
- 19:38Speaker 1: that thing and grab somebody a boy the crock. You'll
- 19:40Speaker 1: get your ass down to them poles and quick wearing
- 19:43Speaker 1: about them health less, all right, Nike in La says.
- 19:48Speaker 1: My wife and I are in our early fifties and
- 19:50Speaker 1: we end up living next door to a single woman
- 19:52Speaker 1: that sunbathes newe by her pool. She has a privacy fence,
- 19:55Speaker 1: but I have a great view of her backyard from
- 19:57Speaker 1: my upstairs windows, and so is our fourteen year old son.
- 20:01Speaker 1: The neighbor has a right to be nude in her
- 20:03Speaker 1: own backyard, but my wife has a big problem with
- 20:06Speaker 1: my son seeing her naked. My wife complained about the
- 20:09Speaker 1: nudity to a few people in the neighborhood, and the
- 20:11Speaker 1: lady found out she sent a message to my wife
- 20:14Speaker 1: to shut up or she'll come deal with her. How
- 20:16Speaker 1: can I get my wife to mind her business? Look, man,
- 20:21Speaker 1: tell your wife, we ain't got nothing to do with
- 20:22Speaker 1: this warming over here, and leave your boy along. But
- 20:25Speaker 1: here's the whole problem. Your boy is looking out the window.
- 20:28Speaker 1: And the reason y'all can see him looking out the
- 20:30Speaker 1: window is called y'all's assay down at the poles. If
- 20:34Speaker 1: y'all was down at the poles, you wouldn't have time
- 20:37Speaker 1: to look at this little boy looking out at the
- 20:39Speaker 1: windows to quit. Where about that health over that? Would
- 20:41Speaker 1: that naked added and get y'all's ass down to the poles?
- 20:45Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, cello. Great advice is always go
- 20:51Speaker 1: vote Yeah. Coming up next, church complains with Reverend Motown
- 20:55Speaker 1: and Deacon deaf Jam. Right after this, you're listening Steve
- 20:59Speaker 1: hard Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 21:03Speaker 1: miss Anne's conclusion of her series Why We Vote. Today's
- 21:07Speaker 1: final segment is called white Too Long. Also at the
- 21:12Speaker 1: top of the hour, and entertainment news some sad news
- 21:15Speaker 1: to report, gospel music legend Bishop Lance Allen passed away.
- 21:19Speaker 1: I know Rance Allen. Rance Allen passed away and h
- 21:25Speaker 1: I know. I was just listening to that, and right
- 21:28Speaker 1: after that I heard he passed away. Oh lord he mercy.
- 21:31Speaker 1: And also Sean Connery, who was knighted, of course, Sir
- 21:35Speaker 1: Sean Connery, the very the very first James vonn he
- 21:41Speaker 1: was he was down. No, no, no, don't oh yes,
- 21:47Speaker 1: oh yes, I'm sorry no, oh no, the one right
- 21:53Speaker 1: more right now. Oh, Daniel Craig. I love Daniel Craig,
- 21:59Speaker 1: but now he's my favorite after Sean Connery. He can't
- 22:07Speaker 1: get that unless he dead. Now, I ain't can't beat
- 22:12Speaker 1: out the dead person. Tommy, Damn, show some respect. Sean
- 22:15Speaker 1: Connery is the greatest. Damn it. He's still your hill.
- 22:20Speaker 1: And if here you asked him, he'll go. Sean Connery
- 22:23Speaker 1: was who I've always pattered myself after Harvey, Steve Harvey,
- 22:31Speaker 1: I wouldn't be word about all these damn people. And
- 22:34Speaker 1: who is your greatest, Jane Vaughn, if you get your
- 22:36Speaker 1: ass down to them Poli twenty twenty Steve has been
- 22:44Speaker 1: some kind of year. We're gonna talk about all these
- 22:46Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour, but right now
- 22:48Speaker 1: it is time to lighten things up a bit. It's
- 22:51Speaker 1: Monday with Rebert Motown dickon def jam, today's church complaining
- 22:57Speaker 1: get started. It's time for the gray us and more
- 23:04Speaker 1: cifious group of people in a punctulation of people's gathered
- 23:10Speaker 1: together to complaint na's and let us go ahead, deacon
- 23:16Speaker 1: with church complaints. All right. The members are saying that
- 23:20Speaker 1: they know that you and Joel Oldstein are good friends,
- 23:23Speaker 1: and they want to know why you don't have as
- 23:26Speaker 1: many followers as he does, and why aren't your zoom
- 23:29Speaker 1: meetings as big? That's what they want to know. The
- 23:32Speaker 1: reason I don't have as many followers as Joel Oldstein
- 23:36Speaker 1: is because everybody falling hill out, see that, ow that
- 23:41Speaker 1: go See That's just like when the presidents say the
- 23:44Speaker 1: reason we have more COVID cases is because we do
- 23:48Speaker 1: more tests. That ain't the reason we got more COVID.
- 23:52Speaker 1: We got more COVID. People called we got more people
- 23:54Speaker 1: got COVID. You see what I'm saying. If y'alls down
- 24:00Speaker 1: there at the polls voting, you wouldn't have to worry
- 24:03Speaker 1: about who the hell got COVID and the most followers
- 24:07Speaker 1: following follow me down to the polls. I'm trying to
- 24:12Speaker 1: make it make some sense, but okay, path it yeah,
- 24:15Speaker 1: if you I don't give a damn what you do,
- 24:20Speaker 1: put your mask gold after you vote for Biden it
- 24:22Speaker 1: hass all right, path Let's see the wine Os for
- 24:30Speaker 1: Jesus are feeling left out and now they are what
- 24:34Speaker 1: they you know, they're not having communion. If there any
- 24:37Speaker 1: way that you can that they can, you know, drop
- 24:39Speaker 1: by and pick the communion up. The only way that
- 24:42Speaker 1: we will allow the wine Ows to participate in the
- 24:47Speaker 1: communion is if you come by Hell with a voter
- 24:51Speaker 1: stick it. It has to say I've voted on Hell.
- 24:55Speaker 1: If you have voted on Hell, we don't care. If
- 24:57Speaker 1: you're full blown alcoholic, you're gon get a couple of
- 25:00Speaker 1: this here voting damn. If you just left a meeting,
- 25:11Speaker 1: you got a stickle, you can have a little silk.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I'm trying to get people to the post. You get
- 25:19Speaker 1: a silk your limps and get controlled. Take a sitt
- 25:27Speaker 1: whatt your lips and and and take control. As long
- 25:31Speaker 1: as your as go to the polls. Go to the
- 25:34Speaker 1: poll if you better the fire. All right, past, As
- 25:42Speaker 1: you know now, there is another election that's been going
- 25:45Speaker 1: out here at the church. They had us your voting
- 25:48Speaker 1: election ended last night at six pm, all the votes
- 25:51Speaker 1: are in that Sister murder Banks got one hundred and
- 25:53Speaker 1: twenty three votes, and Sister Redney goes back he got
- 25:56Speaker 1: a hundred and thirty nine. Sister murder Banks says that
- 26:00Speaker 1: a farting marily and vote from the sicken sutting that
- 26:03Speaker 1: need to be counted. But I, sister and the ghost,
- 26:06Speaker 1: tell how health of you lost? That's all it is.
- 26:08Speaker 1: And you ain't no good usher, no damn wait, but
- 26:10Speaker 1: you're gonna have to fix this. Well, this is who
- 26:13Speaker 1: the way I've decided, we will count only the votes
- 26:18Speaker 1: of the people that have a I voted stick If
- 26:24Speaker 1: you don't produce I voted stickle, we're throwing your vote out.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Killing about who the head or she is? All um, evil,
- 26:34Speaker 1: We ain't got the thirty two members and they take
- 26:36Speaker 1: one person to pour out it if they are seats
- 26:39Speaker 1: in this church, and we all zoom pass. But what
- 26:44Speaker 1: do you zoom to? Move your screen over there? You
- 26:47Speaker 1: ain't sick, you're showing too much light. Move a plan
- 26:51Speaker 1: in the background, cod all this hire a damn who
- 26:56Speaker 1: she is? I ain't seen a church since February and
- 27:05Speaker 1: you said not to in February. That brings me to
- 27:07Speaker 1: our next and plate. A lot of members still ain't
- 27:10Speaker 1: that much going on? And why don't we just have
- 27:13Speaker 1: zoom service every other Sunday instead of every Sunday? You
- 27:17Speaker 1: ready for this hill speaking nah, why don't you zoom
- 27:20Speaker 1: your ass down to them poles and vote. I'm sick
- 27:25Speaker 1: of this congregation, bunch of bunch of complaining as people
- 27:29Speaker 1: zoom your ass down to them poles and get this
- 27:32Speaker 1: food out this White House. What we need to do.
- 27:36Speaker 1: I'm tired of this hill wearing about zooming and who
- 27:39Speaker 1: looking at who the usher is and all that up?
- 27:42Speaker 1: Who they had it? The president? What we need to
- 27:44Speaker 1: be told about. You ain't had enough of this food
- 27:47Speaker 1: right here. You must be out of your mind sitting
- 27:49Speaker 1: up in here making making hateful as white folks think
- 27:52Speaker 1: they somebody pole boys, Clue clubs, Clan Milicia Ministry, all
- 27:57Speaker 1: the skin heads, red boots, red sup okay, and speaking
- 28:03Speaker 1: of that pass to our Republican members are asking can
- 28:07Speaker 1: they have a MAGA rally a watch party at the
- 28:11Speaker 1: checks on Tuesday, which is to mind pass. I'm asking
- 28:16Speaker 1: all of the mega remembers at our church to please
- 28:22Speaker 1: come down. We're holding a special rally on Monday night. Please,
- 28:29Speaker 1: won't you coming to be down in the basement. We'll
- 28:32Speaker 1: set the video cameras up and won't spend the night.
- 28:35Speaker 1: We're gonna have food for you. We're gonna have all
- 28:37Speaker 1: We're gonna bring in bingo bill. Everything you know they
- 28:41Speaker 1: like drinking. We're gonna have bingo Bill. We're gonna have
- 28:45Speaker 1: a card playing and a church casino night. And I
- 28:49Speaker 1: bet your ass won't be at the poles come Tuesday. Well,
- 28:52Speaker 1: your answer is a hostage don't going right. We're having
- 28:56Speaker 1: a mega hostage party, but we're gonna call it a
- 29:00Speaker 1: support party. But we're gonna support your ass to stay
- 29:03Speaker 1: in this basement. We're gonna do our own version of
- 29:08Speaker 1: vote of suppression. Thank you, Pastor and Deacon get shot nursed.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Entertainment and
- 29:18Speaker 1: National news. Right after this. You're listening to morning show
- 29:25Speaker 1: coming coming up in four minutes. Miss Anne is standing
- 29:28Speaker 1: by with a report on her final series, Why We Vote,
- 29:32Speaker 1: But First. In today's entertainment news, some very sad news
- 29:35Speaker 1: out of Hollywood. Actor Sir Sean Connery passed away at
- 29:38Speaker 1: his house in the Bahamas. Sean Connery was ninety years old.
- 29:42Speaker 1: He was best known, of course, for his portrayal of
- 29:45Speaker 1: the very first James Bond Double O seven. I mean
- 29:49Speaker 1: he paid, he played seven of them. He played James
- 29:52Speaker 1: Bond and seven of those James Bond movies. We've seen
- 29:55Speaker 1: all of them. We loved him as James Bond and yeah,
- 30:00Speaker 1: the best selling. Yeah, he was fun. Yes. Tell me
- 30:07Speaker 1: what you don't know is everyone says that Daniel Craig
- 30:09Speaker 1: is the closest to Sean Connery. That's why they say
- 30:13Speaker 1: that Connery was the best. He is Who was Roger Moore?
- 30:18Speaker 1: Who was that? Roger Moore? Roger Moore? Well we all
- 30:21Speaker 1: know who ain't the best? Barn who his ass? Bund?
- 30:31Speaker 1: Black bun? When they put you in the car, do
- 30:35Speaker 1: they have do they have a chair that can go
- 30:38Speaker 1: in the car? Gadgets? Yeah? Does Aston Martin make a booster? Seaton? Okay,
- 30:47Speaker 1: look I'm trying to get through this next bad one too.
- 30:51Speaker 1: From the gospel music world, gospel music legend and founder
- 30:55Speaker 1: of the Rance Allen Group, Bishop Rance Allen passed away
- 30:59Speaker 1: on Saturday. Nave you. He was recuperating. Come on, come on, boy,
- 31:04Speaker 1: come on. Something about the name Jesus you look sweet,
- 31:14Speaker 1: listen name, I don't listen, O, lovely name. Wave your
- 31:25Speaker 1: hand and come on, how name? Jeez, sweet name, sweet
- 31:37Speaker 1: sweetest name. No, look, some people see him crazy, but
- 31:49Speaker 1: come on, come on, that fell that we know and love.
- 31:55Speaker 1: I feel it when I call your name said, it's
- 32:04Speaker 1: just like fine sho in my bones. When the whole
- 32:15Speaker 1: days a movement. Yeah, I want to leave us alone,
- 32:21Speaker 1: and it's all because something. Yeah, yeah, my sweet name,
- 32:46Speaker 1: all right. Love. Bishop ran sellen Up passed away on
- 32:53Speaker 1: Saturday while recuperating from a medical procedure. He was seventy
- 32:58Speaker 1: one years old. Yeah, that's every morning, all of us, Yeah,
- 33:12Speaker 1: all of us here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 33:14Speaker 1: of course, are sending our condolence. That cool thing about
- 33:17Speaker 1: it though, he go straight to heaven. Ticket man, straight
- 33:24Speaker 1: in there, boy, all right, Steve, Miss Ann Trull, that's right,
- 33:29Speaker 1: Reverend of Well, Bishop of rans Allen, I'm telling you,
- 33:31Speaker 1: Bishop for the Church of God in Christ, for the
- 33:33Speaker 1: Michigan Northwestern Harvest jurisdiction. That's where he was passing away
- 33:37Speaker 1: early Saturday morning after undergoing an unnamed medical procedure. He
- 33:40Speaker 1: will be missed. According to the New York to the
- 33:43Speaker 1: US Elections of project, total early voting ballots have now
- 33:47Speaker 1: topped an unprecedented ninety three million of the majority in
- 33:50Speaker 1: the form of absentee malins. On this last day before
- 33:52Speaker 1: the election, President Trump's attending five rallies today, one each
- 33:56Speaker 1: in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, two in Michigan. They are
- 34:00Speaker 1: building a non scalable wall around the White House, by
- 34:02Speaker 1: the way, and Joe Biden is to be in Cleveland, Ohio,
- 34:05Speaker 1: then in Pennsylvania for two rallies, and in Pittsburgh. And
- 34:08Speaker 1: now this is an trip with why we voked Ever
- 34:16Speaker 1: wonder why so called religious white Christians support racist politicians, Well,
- 34:21Speaker 1: Robert P. Jones, author of White Too Long, says it
- 34:23Speaker 1: started a long time ago. It came in eighteen forty five, actually,
- 34:27Speaker 1: and the issue was whether someone who was being sent
- 34:30Speaker 1: out as a missionary could own slaves. And the Northern
- 34:33Speaker 1: Baptists said no, that they saw that as incompatible with Christianity.
- 34:37Speaker 1: And the Baptist churches in the South said this perfectly compatible,
- 34:40Speaker 1: and they broke off and formed what became known as
- 34:43Speaker 1: the Southern Baptist Convention, Presbyterian split, the Compalion Split, the
- 34:49Speaker 1: methodist split. It's only in the American contexts that people
- 34:53Speaker 1: who are French, who are Irish, who are British, these
- 34:56Speaker 1: kind of Western Europeans claimed this kind of umbrella categor
- 35:00Speaker 1: or of whiteness. They would really make this case that
- 35:03Speaker 1: this arrangement of white people over in black and brown people,
- 35:06Speaker 1: men over women was really God's best design for human society.
- 35:12Speaker 1: You know, there are plenty of places to go in
- 35:14Speaker 1: the Bible to support slavery, slaves, obey your masters. That
- 35:17Speaker 1: is straight out of the New Testament. Black Christianity has
- 35:21Speaker 1: developed served its own trajectory to the Book of Exodus
- 35:24Speaker 1: and Liberation of the slave. There is a Bible that's
- 35:28Speaker 1: in the collection of this university in Nashville, and it
- 35:31Speaker 1: calls itself a slave Bible, and it was printed to
- 35:35Speaker 1: be used by slave owners in the West Indies. The
- 35:38Speaker 1: only thing there is the story of the Israelites becoming enslaved,
- 35:41Speaker 1: but the part where they're free is excised from the text.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Many white Christians can simultaneously say they personally feel warmly
- 35:50Speaker 1: toward African Americans and immigrants and Latinos, but at the
- 35:55Speaker 1: same time they hold views that are essentially racist. Now
- 36:00Speaker 1: I think this current moment we're in is bringing to
- 36:04Speaker 1: white the deep contradictions. That was Robert P. Jones, author
- 36:08Speaker 1: of White Too Long. So why do we vote? Because
- 36:11Speaker 1: we faced barriers from all sides. This is Andrew back
- 36:17Speaker 1: to the Steve Harpy Morning Show. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
- 36:23Speaker 1: We're back. Shirley stays out of this because him being
- 36:27Speaker 1: on this show is my fault and no one likes
- 36:30Speaker 1: to take responsibility. So Steve, we're not introducing him. That's
- 36:35Speaker 1: on you. So I said, all right, I bought this
- 36:42Speaker 1: on us. I bought this on us. He was, he was,
- 36:45Speaker 1: he was, he was not working. We love Jay, no,
- 36:50Speaker 1: you know, call myself. And then here we is, and
- 36:54Speaker 1: I don't know what he fitting to do right now,
- 36:56Speaker 1: but here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, look inside of
- 37:00Speaker 1: the dog troubled Ryan of a comedian divorcee. I think
- 37:09Speaker 1: he's a widower. I don't know what it is. It's
- 37:13Speaker 1: a lot going on, and it comes out. They all alive,
- 37:18Speaker 1: but they ain't causing you though, Ladies and gentlemen, Jay
- 37:23Speaker 1: Bittleman Brow everybody knows that Saturday it was Halloween and
- 37:30Speaker 1: I went to a serious, serious Halloween party. Now they
- 37:37Speaker 1: all voted because they all had on their vote because
- 37:40Speaker 1: I voted. Fifty cent was dressed as ice Cube. Ice
- 37:43Speaker 1: Jube was dressed in fifty cent. Gott it Bee was
- 37:49Speaker 1: dressed like the Virgin marriage. The Trump boys, what I mean,
- 37:52Speaker 1: it was jamming the dumb trump Boys were that. They
- 37:55Speaker 1: were dressed as too dumb ass white boys. Monique was
- 37:59Speaker 1: at the part, artist Steve. She was dressed like a flashlight.
- 38:04Speaker 1: She was dressed like a flag. All right. Hi West
- 38:14Speaker 1: was dressed like Jacklin Hide. He was there. Stephen A.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Smith was at the party. He was dressed like a
- 38:20Speaker 1: big mouth bass. Little Duwall was there. I'm living my
- 38:24Speaker 1: best like he came dressed at the gingerbread man. I
- 38:28Speaker 1: didn't know who he was. Nick Cannon was dressed as
- 38:31Speaker 1: Johnny Quest. I'm like, go ahead on see Liza was that.
- 38:36Speaker 1: We don't know who Liza was. She had all her
- 38:38Speaker 1: clothes on, so we didn't know who the hell she
- 38:40Speaker 1: was was. Old j was dressed like a glove with
- 38:45Speaker 1: a knife. Can you believe that? Terry then, Terry Cruise
- 38:50Speaker 1: was at the party. He was dressed like an Albano.
- 38:53Speaker 1: You don't get no white in than that was the party.
- 38:58Speaker 1: He blew his head. He came as astad. It was
- 39:03Speaker 1: amazing party. Donald Trump was there, drifted down. Trump not
- 39:09Speaker 1: scarier than that man? What a least last, but not
- 39:25Speaker 1: least snooped up with red lights. I ain't gonna do it.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do it, all right, Jake, coming up
- 39:33Speaker 1: in thirty four minutes after the hour, some voter suppression
- 39:36Speaker 1: in North Carolina. And please do not undercount the Trump supporter.
- 39:40Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
- 39:44Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tomorrow is election day. Remember
- 39:50Speaker 1: how we said it was going to go really quickly,
- 39:52Speaker 1: Well it is upon us. Okay, tomorrow is yes, Tomorrow
- 39:56Speaker 1: is election day. Now over the weekend, did you guys
- 39:59Speaker 1: hear about the least using pepper spray to break up
- 40:02Speaker 1: a group of demonstrators in Graham, North Carolina. I saw
- 40:06Speaker 1: this at them. I am Change March. It was a
- 40:09Speaker 1: group of police officers using pepper spray to bake up
- 40:13Speaker 1: break up a group of demonstrators. They were there to vote,
- 40:17Speaker 1: and they also march march. It was very peaceful march.
- 40:20Speaker 1: They also marched to honor Blackham who were killed at
- 40:24Speaker 1: the hands of police. Organizers said they didn't do anything
- 40:28Speaker 1: wrong to warrant that kind of response. Yeah, I saw that.
- 40:32Speaker 1: I was like, is this the sixties? What is going on? No?
- 40:40Speaker 1: Exactly all Trump, That's where it all comes from. It's
- 40:44Speaker 1: the attitude of a lot of people. I mean, it's
- 40:47Speaker 1: like white people have gotten so much more evil. Not
- 40:50Speaker 1: all of them, not all of them, but it's just
- 40:52Speaker 1: like the atmosphere is just evil. Yeah, around wherever you go, Yes,
- 40:57Speaker 1: it's just evil. My whole neighborhood had trucks and flags
- 41:03Speaker 1: and everything, roller horns blazing. Man, It's it's wicked, man.
- 41:08Speaker 1: Because you know, man, it's a sad statement for this country.
- 41:13Speaker 1: And I am concerned about the election. I'm just hoping
- 41:16Speaker 1: there's enough good people. But it's a sad statement that
- 41:21Speaker 1: this country makes on behalf of this man. And you
- 41:25Speaker 1: can dress it up and talk about I'm only picking
- 41:28Speaker 1: him because of the economy. No you're not. You're picking
- 41:31Speaker 1: him because you're ignoring who and what he really is
- 41:35Speaker 1: and what he really stands for. You're picking him because
- 41:38Speaker 1: you support division. You're picking him because you too don't
- 41:42Speaker 1: give a damn about Black lives matter. You don't care
- 41:45Speaker 1: about Muslims. You don't care about them kids getting snatched
- 41:48Speaker 1: up and taken from their parents. That it's still five
- 41:51Speaker 1: hundred some kids and the parents have no idea where
- 41:54Speaker 1: they are. You don't care that he took a stand
- 41:56Speaker 1: against the kneeling with Colin Kaepernick when he comes in
- 41:59Speaker 1: from college. Kaepernick was a right all along. You don't
- 42:04Speaker 1: give a damn that these black players who are talking
- 42:07Speaker 1: about social injustice for people in their age brackets and
- 42:11Speaker 1: unifying again, you can't stand it. You don't give a
- 42:14Speaker 1: damn that college football teams hold unified arm locks across
- 42:20Speaker 1: the field from each other doing the play in the
- 42:21Speaker 1: the national anthem, because you don't care about that either.
- 42:25Speaker 1: You care about what you want to care about, and
- 42:28Speaker 1: you hide it and mask it under the facade of
- 42:32Speaker 1: the economy. The economy was an economy that he inherited.
- 42:37Speaker 1: Donald Trump has done nothing to make this economy great.
- 42:41Speaker 1: President Obama saved it from the greatest recession it had
- 42:44Speaker 1: been in since the recession back in the day. President
- 42:48Speaker 1: Obama did that. But what you all are doing when
- 42:52Speaker 1: you support Trump, it ain't got nothing to do with
- 42:55Speaker 1: your Republican calls. It's because you are absolutely fine with
- 43:00Speaker 1: an immoral person being in charge of a country. That's
- 43:05Speaker 1: what you're supporting. And you can miss me by trying
- 43:08Speaker 1: to tell me it is because he's good for the economy.
- 43:11Speaker 1: He's done nothing for the economy. He talks a tough
- 43:15Speaker 1: game and don't do nothing. Mexico ain't built no damn
- 43:19Speaker 1: wall the Muslims. The majority of crime in this country
- 43:23Speaker 1: is not from Muslims. It's from Americans. You just still
- 43:29Speaker 1: no health plan, want to destroy Obamacare, but and has
- 43:33Speaker 1: no health plan. And then these blacks that's talking about
- 43:38Speaker 1: all he's done. You're the first real black president. He
- 43:41Speaker 1: sits there in smurt. He don't give up damn about us,
- 43:45Speaker 1: never have, never will. And man, if we don't get
- 43:50Speaker 1: out to the polls to prove a point. If you
- 43:53Speaker 1: have not voted today and tomorrow is your last chance. Yeah,
- 43:58Speaker 1: any vote, no more rent or mortgages gets paid from me. Yeah.
- 44:12Speaker 1: One thing about my brothers and sisters, data took their
- 44:16Speaker 1: old ads down here voted. Oh yeah, yeah. They believe
- 44:20Speaker 1: in voting. They were there when people lost their lives
- 44:23Speaker 1: because for the right to vote. They were there. You know,
- 44:26Speaker 1: they understand what this means. We didn't always have the
- 44:30Speaker 1: right to vote. All right, So tomorrow is election day,
- 44:33Speaker 1: November three, Go to vote dot org. Coming up next
- 44:36Speaker 1: to nephew with the prank phone call right after this.
- 44:40Speaker 1: You're listening to the show. Well, our message today is
- 44:46Speaker 1: still go vote. That's our message all day, Go vote,
- 44:51Speaker 1: point blank period. Okay, Tomorrow, November three is election day.
- 44:55Speaker 1: And coming up at the top of the hour, right
- 44:57Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
- 45:00Speaker 1: As we switch gears, subject, I will be satisfied no
- 45:04Speaker 1: matter what. All right, we'll get into that. But right
- 45:07Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's praying phone call.
- 45:10Speaker 1: What you got for us? Nap check settlement, charity check settlement.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Sounds reasonable? Oh, it always does. It always does. Let's
- 45:22Speaker 1: go left, gonna go left, thank you. Hello, Right, I'm
- 45:27Speaker 1: trying to reach out please, how you doing? It's attorney
- 45:32Speaker 1: over to associates. All right, I want to give you
- 45:35Speaker 1: a call. I just got your file that hit my
- 45:37Speaker 1: desk and we got a check going out to you
- 45:39Speaker 1: on Monday. You came in yesterday, correct, Yes, Okay, listen,
- 45:43Speaker 1: we got a few low glitches here. We want to
- 45:46Speaker 1: grow over with. I want to go over with you
- 45:47Speaker 1: to make sure we get this all ironed out before
- 45:51Speaker 1: you come in on Monday, and I'll have a check
- 45:53Speaker 1: definitely waiting on you when you get here. All right,
- 45:55Speaker 1: you're supposed to be getting six thousand, four hundred and
- 45:58Speaker 1: ten dollars, Unfortunately as being reduced to twelve hundred due
- 46:03Speaker 1: to injuries not being as as bad as they say
- 46:07Speaker 1: it was, a lot of calculations got really mixed up
- 46:09Speaker 1: on our paperwork here. And please keep in mind that
- 46:11Speaker 1: on the twelve hundred, we still haven't taken out our fee,
- 46:14Speaker 1: which is like about thirty three and a third. We'll
- 46:16Speaker 1: have a check for you on Monday in the ballpark
- 46:18Speaker 1: for four to five hundred dollars. Hold on told hold up, okay,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I'm still like getting it. So what was the total
- 46:25Speaker 1: month that y'all got from the law from them? Evidently
- 46:30Speaker 1: the person that did these calculations completely did them wrong.
- 46:33Speaker 1: And I do apologize for this being a mishap on
- 46:36Speaker 1: our part and it's totally screwed up. And I do
- 46:39Speaker 1: apologize on the behalf of the of the association here
- 46:43Speaker 1: that we've dropped the ball on that. But your actual
- 46:46Speaker 1: check has been reduced to twelve hundred dollars, okay, and
- 46:49Speaker 1: that's without us taking the law fees out of it.
- 46:52Speaker 1: So I just fell right, because how was six thousand
- 46:57Speaker 1: dollars cover the doctor field and the car practice? Well,
- 47:00Speaker 1: from my understanding, man, what they're also stating is that
- 47:03Speaker 1: your injuries are not that bad. And I don't want
- 47:06Speaker 1: to be the bearer of bad news. They're actually wondering
- 47:08Speaker 1: if you were actually hurt at all. So injections okay
- 47:14Speaker 1: from the practice okay, And and do you have any
- 47:16Speaker 1: you I have some medical documents here, and I understand
- 47:20Speaker 1: that you've been going and you probably look like you
- 47:21Speaker 1: went over at least at least two months going to
- 47:24Speaker 1: the doctor and getting and getting therapy and the practice car.
- 47:30Speaker 1: That wasn't my decision, okay. Well, a lot of this
- 47:33Speaker 1: call from from my injury exactly, and a lot a
- 47:36Speaker 1: lot of these doctor fees and that you've gone to
- 47:39Speaker 1: as eating up eating up a lot of these funds.
- 47:41Speaker 1: And I tell you, these doctor bills they get pretty
- 47:43Speaker 1: high out there. I do want to apologize. What we're
- 47:46Speaker 1: gonna do here, since we've dropped the ball on this.
- 47:49Speaker 1: We're gonna give you the check for twelve hundred and
- 47:51Speaker 1: not even take the law fees out of it, and
- 47:53Speaker 1: I'll have that check waiting on you on Monday morning.
- 47:56Speaker 1: That's still okay. I understand what you're sayingble trying to
- 48:00Speaker 1: figure out is from the I need to see some
- 48:05Speaker 1: paperwork of saying stating what was the total out check
- 48:09Speaker 1: that was written from the insurance company, plus what was
- 48:13Speaker 1: a portion of it was supposed to be taken out
- 48:14Speaker 1: for the chiropractor, plus supportion that's supposed to be taken
- 48:17Speaker 1: out from the doctor's itself. From my mouth that you're
- 48:20Speaker 1: telling me six thousand, that's not gonna wouldn't have covered
- 48:23Speaker 1: that and leave me with only twelve hundred. Okay, I'm
- 48:26Speaker 1: not at liberty to let you look at this paperwork anymore.
- 48:29Speaker 1: I'm calling you basically to let you know I have
- 48:31Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars check for you. If you don't want that,
- 48:34Speaker 1: then you can go ahead and take some other little out.
- 48:37Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't sound of right, Robert, I mean
- 48:40Speaker 1: from the entire month, because I got the paperwork from
- 48:43Speaker 1: the chiropractor stating where Mont was paid. I understand that, man.
- 48:47Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to let you know. Any issues there,
- 48:50Speaker 1: what's going on right now? Is the response coming back
- 48:52Speaker 1: is that you're not actually hurt at all. That's what
- 48:55Speaker 1: they're saying. They're saying, you're not hate at all. Actually,
- 48:58Speaker 1: I don't want to use the words, but I'm saying
- 49:00Speaker 1: that you've been faking this the whole time. I need
- 49:03Speaker 1: to see some feaway with four times to check it.
- 49:05Speaker 1: It doesn't sound right and that doesn't mean any sense. Well,
- 49:08Speaker 1: right now, you know, I'm the last person that that
- 49:10Speaker 1: this file is gonna come across. It's coming across my desk.
- 49:13Speaker 1: This is pretty much a take it or leave it option,
- 49:16Speaker 1: you know. And if you don't now, I mean you
- 49:20Speaker 1: don't get an add to me because you are my
- 49:21Speaker 1: lawyer and now i'm you're a client. Well, you're not
- 49:24Speaker 1: gonna raise your voice. You're not gonna raise your voice
- 49:26Speaker 1: setting me. That's not gonna happen either. So let's let's
- 49:29Speaker 1: pipe it down a bit. Okay, Now here's what we're
- 49:33Speaker 1: gonna do. Do you want the twelve hundred dollars check
- 49:36Speaker 1: or do you not want it? Now? I've already wavered
- 49:39Speaker 1: the fees of the of the attorneys here. Do you
- 49:41Speaker 1: want the twelve hundred or do you want me to
- 49:43Speaker 1: reduce it to four hundred. No, I don't want twelve
- 49:45Speaker 1: hunds because I'm gonna take you to court because that
- 49:47Speaker 1: doesn't shut off you. Right, he's supposed to be my lawyer.
- 49:50Speaker 1: I'm being the best attorney that you probably could afford,
- 49:53Speaker 1: young lady, Okay, and I'm trying to do the best
- 49:55Speaker 1: I can to help you. Now, you if if from
- 49:58Speaker 1: what I understand is, I'm sorry said, that's not going
- 50:00Speaker 1: to be acceptable. I just have to get to get
- 50:03Speaker 1: a lawyer to sue you. That's not acceptable. You know,
- 50:06Speaker 1: you know you people continue to want to offer Yesterday
- 50:09Speaker 1: when we came in, I didn't. I wasn't there doing
- 50:14Speaker 1: the meeting yesterday. Like I said, these papers just landed
- 50:16Speaker 1: on my desk today. What I'm not going to tolerate
- 50:19Speaker 1: is you people consistently wanting to file a lawsuit on somebody.
- 50:24Speaker 1: Now you want to file a lawsuit on me. You
- 50:26Speaker 1: know you're going way too far with this. This isn't
- 50:29Speaker 1: sorry I want to talk to because I've never heard
- 50:32Speaker 1: of you. Okay, Well now you've heard of me. I'm
- 50:38Speaker 1: and I work here as well, and I'm not gonna
- 50:40Speaker 1: stand you, uh dismantling me the way that you're doing.
- 50:44Speaker 1: I just have to get a lawyer to sue you.
- 50:46Speaker 1: That's not acceptable. I got one more thing. This is
- 50:49Speaker 1: Nephew timing from Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got pracked.
- 50:53Speaker 1: You got pracked by your husband. Oh, your humble told
- 51:02Speaker 1: me she's been waiting on that check. Yeah. I was
- 51:06Speaker 1: about to go back a little office work. All right, baby,
- 51:12Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Tell Tommy what is the
- 51:15Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. All right, baby, look here,
- 51:20Speaker 1: get your check. Get chill check. He ain't get none
- 51:28Speaker 1: of that money. He won't. He won't see a diamond
- 51:30Speaker 1: that it's your check. Baby. Oh you think that's funny. Yeah,
- 51:39Speaker 1: here go your like folks and they check boyd black
- 51:44Speaker 1: people and they check. Don't mess what their money check
- 51:47Speaker 1: play too much? Work out what you gonna do with
- 51:50Speaker 1: that money? She already work it out. I'm gonna do this.
- 51:52Speaker 1: It's probably spent. It's probably spent. That money spent, right, man,
- 51:58Speaker 1: I got out and spent for I got it. That
- 52:02Speaker 1: was a hard lesson to learn. That was a hard
- 52:04Speaker 1: lesson to learn, too. Have you ever have you ever
- 52:08Speaker 1: spent it beforehand and it never came? Yeah, I was
- 52:16Speaker 1: in there. I was in the car accident, and I
- 52:19Speaker 1: was I was supposed to get eight hundred and seventy
- 52:22Speaker 1: five dollars. Now you talking about a dude that when
- 52:25Speaker 1: eight hundred and seventy five hours everything Mmm. I went
- 52:32Speaker 1: down there, pick picked up the check. I got to check.
- 52:38Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back home so fast. I go
- 52:42Speaker 1: through a school zone. I don't see the sign doing
- 52:45Speaker 1: forty five in a twenty five whoop, got pulled over. Oh.
- 52:54Speaker 1: I slammed on my brakes and my break this how
- 52:58Speaker 1: raggedy my car, My brakeshoe popped off, and my calibers
- 53:04Speaker 1: dug down into the to the to the break drum.
- 53:08Speaker 1: That was another call. That eight one hundred and fifty dollars.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I had to pay a two hundred and fifty dollars ticket.
- 53:15Speaker 1: I had to pay six hundred dollars to get my
- 53:18Speaker 1: break drums fixed. That was the eight fifty Wow. Yeah,
- 53:24Speaker 1: I did that. Man, at least you had it. At
- 53:28Speaker 1: least you had it to take care of it. Sometimes
- 53:32Speaker 1: you spend it before you get it. That was no consolation.
- 53:35Speaker 1: What you just see it should be a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.
- 53:47Speaker 1: When I cashed that check, I owed it all out
- 53:51Speaker 1: all right, thinking that you coming up next. It is
- 53:53Speaker 1: a Strawberry Letters subject. I will be satisfied no matter what.
- 53:57Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
- 54:01Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, tomorrow is election day. Please
- 54:06Speaker 1: go vote. Okay, that's our message today. Go vote. Go
- 54:10Speaker 1: to vote dot org and get your polling location. Cast
- 54:12Speaker 1: your vote tomorrow. Be ready, plan your day out, get
- 54:16Speaker 1: into poll get into the polls, and take care of
- 54:19Speaker 1: your business. Okay, please time now is it time? Yeah,
- 54:24Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, yeah, you're undecided. Decide. Okay, we'll decide
- 54:29Speaker 1: for you. Still uncides, listening for them to say that
- 54:37Speaker 1: for four years seeing all this sad? Yeah you know,
- 54:42Speaker 1: you know, you know, yeah, all right. Time now we're switching.
- 54:48Speaker 1: We're switching gears now. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
- 54:51Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 54:55Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letters to Steve Harvey
- 54:59Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
- 55:03Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
- 55:07Speaker 1: we're gonna do this one right now. That's for you, Jay,
- 55:10Speaker 1: you know that. Buggle up and hold on tight. We
- 55:12Speaker 1: got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter,
- 55:16Speaker 1: subject I will be satisfied no matter what. Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 55:20Speaker 1: I'm an attractive forty five year old independent woman and
- 55:23Speaker 1: I've been in a relationship with a forty one year
- 55:26Speaker 1: old man for a year. We don't live together because
- 55:29Speaker 1: I'm not ready for all of that, and we've been
- 55:31Speaker 1: arguing a lot lately. He's a great man, and for
- 55:34Speaker 1: the first time in a very long time, I'm faithful
- 55:38Speaker 1: to one guy. He is great in the bedroom, but
- 55:41Speaker 1: his libido doesn't match mine. I want sex all of
- 55:45Speaker 1: the time and he doesn't. I'm not used to a
- 55:48Speaker 1: man that won't give it to me when I need it.
- 55:50Speaker 1: We've gotten into arguments if I try to have sex
- 55:53Speaker 1: with him and he's not in the mood. He likes
- 55:55Speaker 1: to call me selfish and says it's all about me
- 55:58Speaker 1: all of the time. He doesn't see that if I'm
- 56:01Speaker 1: getting pleased, he's getting pleasure from it too, or maybe
- 56:05Speaker 1: the sex isn't good to him anyway. I've started being
- 56:09Speaker 1: really selfish, and I've been pulling out my toys whenever
- 56:13Speaker 1: he tells me no. I like to lie next to
- 56:16Speaker 1: him and use one or two of my battery operated
- 56:19Speaker 1: devices to love on myself. The first couple of times
- 56:22Speaker 1: he watched as I did it, but recently he gets
- 56:25Speaker 1: irritated when I do it. The other night he told
- 56:28Speaker 1: me that something's wrong with me, and he got dressed
- 56:31Speaker 1: and left. He said that no other woman he's ever
- 56:34Speaker 1: been with has wonted sex as much as I do.
- 56:37Speaker 1: I honestly can't believe that we're arguing over this. Couples
- 56:41Speaker 1: usually fight over cheating, lying, or social media. But he's
- 56:44Speaker 1: mad at me because I want to have sex with him.
- 56:47Speaker 1: Makes me think I should just get a man on
- 56:49Speaker 1: the side to really make him mad. Life is short
- 56:52Speaker 1: and times are heard. Sex is my stress reliever. How
- 56:56Speaker 1: can I get him to use his toy instead of
- 57:00Speaker 1: my batty battery operated once? Okay, well, this is a
- 57:08Speaker 1: situation where you guys are just not sexually compatible at
- 57:11Speaker 1: all and you never will be. Or like you say,
- 57:16Speaker 1: the sex isn't good to him. It all sounds like
- 57:20Speaker 1: it's just too much, though, and sometimes too much is
- 57:24Speaker 1: too much. I mean, you might be an addict when
- 57:26Speaker 1: it comes to sex, because it does seem like a
- 57:28Speaker 1: whole lot. I'm not judging, I'm just observing. And going
- 57:32Speaker 1: by what you wrote in this letter, this is the
- 57:35Speaker 1: first time you've been faithful to one guy. Wow. That
- 57:39Speaker 1: says a lot right there. I mean, it doesn't sound
- 57:42Speaker 1: like to me you will ever be satisfied with one
- 57:44Speaker 1: guy or one of anything. You even use more than
- 57:50Speaker 1: one toy at a time. You mentioned that in the letter.
- 57:53Speaker 1: You're pushing him away with all of this. In any case,
- 57:56Speaker 1: he just can't handle it, it seems, and I know
- 57:58Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. I do hope you
- 58:00Speaker 1: guys have talked calmly about this at some point. Have
- 58:04Speaker 1: you done it lately anyway? I mean you've been arguing
- 58:07Speaker 1: a lot, but you know, have you really discussed this situation,
- 58:10Speaker 1: because it is already a problem. He's leaving out now,
- 58:13Speaker 1: saying there's something wrong with you. He's never had a
- 58:16Speaker 1: woman that wants sex as much as you do. You
- 58:19Speaker 1: guys may not be able to withstand this. I just
- 58:22Speaker 1: don't think you're sexually compatible anymore. If you want it
- 58:25Speaker 1: more and he doesn't, how is this gonna work? I mean,
- 58:28Speaker 1: he's walking out, so this isn't gonna work. You're gonna
- 58:32Speaker 1: have to find someone else that's more sexually compatible and
- 58:36Speaker 1: believe me, they're out there. Okay, Steve, Well, I don't
- 58:43Speaker 1: know how to address this, so I've decided to go
- 58:47Speaker 1: the other way. Okay, I'm gonna give you the top
- 58:51Speaker 1: reasons I'm doing this now, the top reasons a man
- 59:00Speaker 1: don't want to have sex with her? Okay, okay, you
- 59:07Speaker 1: know you're y'all remember I used to do top tens. Yes,
- 59:10Speaker 1: of course. I don't know how many of these I'm
- 59:12Speaker 1: gonna do. This could be the top fifteen, top twent.
- 59:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go through them as I need them.
- 59:18Speaker 1: But that's a lot, you know, that's a lot, Steve.
- 59:24Speaker 1: But here we go. We are doing the top ten
- 59:27Speaker 1: reasons now, just saying we're doing the top reasons. Okay,
- 59:32Speaker 1: why this man don't want to have sex with you? Okay,
- 59:38Speaker 1: scared first one, we're gonna participate. Yeah, first for one. Yeah,
- 59:51Speaker 1: number one, number one. Sometime it just takes you too
- 59:56Speaker 1: damn long to finish. Okay, uh uh? Number two, number
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: number you're just too damn much. Yeah right, that's number three.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Number three, Your tours is too loud, not the volumes
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: like Shane saw. Number four. Number four, umber tours is
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: too bright. There at number four, all right, we stopped
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: at number four. We'll have part two of Steve's response
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subjects
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: I will be satisfied no matter what. We'll get back
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to Steve Show.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letters.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Subject I will be satisfied no matter what you left off.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Number I'm just I'm just doing the top reasons why
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: this man don't want to have sex with you, Just
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: to go over the last two I said. Number three,
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: your toys is too loud. They're just too damn loud.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: You need to turn it down. You got too many,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: too many levels, like it's on eight now, the whole
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: damn bad is shaking. You're using the toy, but it's
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: affected me. Number five. Number five, Your toys is too
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: damn big. Maybe he don't want to be on that.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: Number six. Number six, he don't want nobody in bed
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: stronger than him. You wouldn't hear you just too much. Yes,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: here's the next room right here. Okay. Number seven, you're
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: hurting him. Number seven, she's hurting him. You're just hurting
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: this boy. You said it four years longer. Number eight younger, Yeah,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: number eight. Maybe we're dealing with a weight issue. Wow,
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: that's that's not that could be. If we could be
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: dealing with eight weight issue, I might not be hurt.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Boy just can't just keep it. He hit number nine,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: number nine, You don't know. He might have heart trouble.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Number ten, number ten, you just simply know too damn much?
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: What is were fitting to do tonight? He skidding? What
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: is you doing? Put your clothes back home? What you're
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: gonna do with that bat? Is he elected too? We're
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: doing the reasons why this man don't want to make
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: love to you? How much more do you want? You?
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: All I had? I ain't got no more funny? How
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: much mold do you want? Girl? I don't want you?
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: You keep making me. Here's another reason he don't want
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: to make love you. Maybe he don't want COVID nineteen
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: saying that that's your goal to Here's number twelve. Maybe
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: he can't fulfill all your fantasy. He can't jump up
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: there and reach the ceiling fans, grab that swinging seiling
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: fan to swing around, and every time you swing by,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: hit it, and he keep swinging and come back and
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: hit it too too much. Damn grip right, we're just
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: doing this. We're just doing a lot of reasons that
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of. You know, here's another one.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Everybody don't like hot wax. Somebody people just don't like
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: hot wax. That's hot, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: here's another one. Maybe every time he don't get every
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: time he get a cramp, he don't want to be
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: a little punk ass like that. Why is your little
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: punk ass always pulling muscles? I ain't pulling no damn muscles.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: Seeing all this damn talking. Maybe you're talking too much.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: He can't concentrate all these instructions. Pick your leg up,
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Hit it harder what you're doing. Sprake me? Why ain't
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: you trying to bite me? Why are you spanking me?
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: Run over there and I dive on it. Jump higher,
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: jump higher. She just sounds like a woman that's just
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: too much, too much. And she said in the letter,
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: I've never been faithful to one man before. She used
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: to hands a team of people's services. Stop she in
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: a wrastling match, people tagging in Come on, Oh my god.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: You know I ain't saying that the same time. But
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: you know, like what you're doing saying, I got I
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: got to go take care of my baby, no problem.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: What do you mean no problem? What ain't ain't no problem?
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: He all on the way, do you do you? Here's
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: another reason why he might be want to make love
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: to you. Maybe every time, maybe every time you cut
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: the lights off, he gets scared because he don't know
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: what the hell thing that happening here too much. And
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: here's the last reason he probably don't want to make love.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Why maybe you didn't tow all his drawls. He ain't
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: got no damn drawls left right. I think we get it.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. She's too much. She just is
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: push your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It Steve Harvey
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- 1:07:00Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand and coming up.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: And I got one on top of all that. She
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: got big ass feet coming up in forty six minutes
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: after the hour, President Obama. Stop picking me. Damn President
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Obama is in Junior Sports Talk and we'll talk about
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to show, all right,
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: come on, Junior President Obama. You're gonna talk about him
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: in Sports Talking about President Obama. Sports man, Obama is
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: cold boy. I'll tell you right now, best president we
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: got man, you got president can shoot basketball to three pointers? Okay,
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: what can he do? Tomorrow's election day? And uh, you know,
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: all morning long we tell you get out and vote.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: So it's day's sports Talk was saluting our favorite president,
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: President Obama doing a Biden Harris campaign stop in Michigan.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: President Obama was showing off his basketball skills and he
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: shot a corner three. All right, take a listen. Whoa,
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: that's what I do. WHOA, all man, you don't understand
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: that's what I do. All enjoyed that black ass moment
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: right there. Man, it was man, feel good man. President
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Bobba also had captured the Barra video with this that
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: he posted. He said, get out and vote and take
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: three people with you, draining the three for democracy. Yes man,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: that's what I do. People. But when black people do something,
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: I don't expect them to make the shot. You don't.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: He wasn't work. Then he's like he can't make this shot,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: nets nothing, but walked off. YEA, yeah, shoot campaigning, shoot
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: your shot. You can play. Yeah. Joe Biden was like, WHOA,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: I know it was like, that's what I do. But
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: I know that Biden didn't even go grab the ball.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: You know, body pick the ball up and nothing. But
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: they just gonna go through smoke campaign. I grabbed that ball,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: hit somebody in the back of their head. This is it.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big day tomorrow. We know we
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: were still telling people go vote. Man, we're not whatever
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: it is, we will be here. Yeah, we need you.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: If Atlanta votes, it can change things. If Philly South
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: one on five point three w d A S If
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: y'all y'all go to vote, you can change this thing.
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: Come on South Carolina, the big DM Columbia, if y'all
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: go out and vote, we can change things. Jackson, missus sickly.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: If y'all go out vote, we can change things. Detroit,
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: Michigan one of them states. If Detroit ninety two point
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: three to mix, show up at the polls, we can
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: change things. Yes, we can change things. These are battleground states.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: We can go up there and we can Milwaukee, if
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: we show up, we can change things. We are the
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: deciding factor in this election right here. YEA, all right,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: we'll have some comedy roulette right after this. You're listening
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: to show. We've been telling you all morning it's all
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: about getting out and voting. Tomorrow is election day. Our
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: message all day today is go vote. Two words, go vote. Okay,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: we're riding the end of day. We're riding with Biden
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: and Harry, Yes Harris on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Go to vote dot org to get your early polling places,
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: all right, and prepare for the day. Don't just go
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: out there. Prepare you know what you're gonna wear all
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: of that. Take coffee. Yeah, what you need to do.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: Know who you're gonna vote for, you know, make it,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: make a day of it. Plant all right. Uh it
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: is not time, No, it's not. I mean it doesn't
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: take long at all. Just do it. If you don't
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: make the sandwich, don't put that manage on that breed
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: night just yeah that's true. Yeah. Wait wait do you
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: get there? Do you get it? That will be one
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: suck small. I know you want man aide. Put it
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: just a little bit in something I don't get. Put
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: it in package of d Okay, thank you, Jay, So
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: go and take Jay's advice on the Mayonnai's all right,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: all right, guys, it is time now for comedy. Roulette
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: Jay quickly he has had those shirts. Very simple. You
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: take three subjects, put those subjects on a wheel, spun
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: the wheel. Where the wheel stop. We'll make it funny
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: because it's what we do, and spun it. All right,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: let's go. It's time. Things people say that did not
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: have candy on Halloween night. I don't wish anything bad
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: on you, but here's what should happen to you if
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: you did not vote, and things people say to fake
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: like they're sick. All right, those are your three choices
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: right there. Let's spend the wheel, guys, let's go. I
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be about Halloween. It's this one.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: It is this well. I don't wish anything bad on you,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: but here's what should happen to you if you did
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: not vote or you don't vote. Here we go, Here
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: we go, here we go. I don't wish anything bad
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: on you, but here's what should happen to you if
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: you don't vote. May you get stuck in elevated with
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: a bunch of people who just came from a being convention.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: I don't wish nothing bad on you. Yeah, you know
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: I don't wish anything bad on you, but here's what
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: should happen if you do not vote. I hope you
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: get something the doctor can't explain you got. I don't know.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not much research on it, but
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: you got it. Though. I don't wish anything bad on you,
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: but here's what should happened to you. If you don't vote,
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: you should win the lottery and lose the ticket the
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: same damn day. That's that's what happened to hold a
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: lot of money. I ain't wishing nothing bad on you,
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: but here's what I want to happen to you. If
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: you don't vote. I hope you get a real good
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: case of COVID. So serious about not a bad case,
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: a good a good case. I don't want you to die.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: I'm sitting on your four while I know wish nothing
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: bad on you if you don't vote. I really wouldn't.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: But if you don't vote, here's what should happen to you.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: May your but just seal, Oh my god. I don't
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: nothing bad on you, but if you don't vote, I
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: just would to god, I hope every time you park
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: your car get told you can't nowhere, I just went in,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: I hope they steal your car, take it to go
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: vote and Dan stripping. All right, guys, thank you. It
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: was great comedy. Roulette coming out. More of today's trending
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Steven Show. An iPhone repair technician got a strange request
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: recently and told us social media followers about the request.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: A couple came in. A couple came in to get
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: the husband's phone fixed, but he left a note hidden
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: inside for the repairman. The note said, please tell my
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: wife the phone is unfixable. She wants to check the
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: phone history. And there was a crisp one hundred dollar
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: bill folded up with the note inside the phone. The
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: phone repair guy asked his followers, what do you guys
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: think guy should do? So, what do you think? Guys?
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: Shut up? Take the hunted and go to dinner. Broke
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: we broke the man code. He broke the man code.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: He broke the man code right there. He broke it.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: Did do for real? Dog? You're supposed to take the hunter? Yeah,
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: chill man. We shouldn't be talking about this dog. This
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: ain't nothing do with you. A matter of fact, if
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I was to dude, I go back in the ass
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: for my phone. Yes, they lost it. We're talking about
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: the cold chill. That's not We're talking about the code. Now.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: I don't care what he did. Dog. You know you're
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: supposed to take that hundred and say you can't be fixed.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: They're mad at the repair man, but not at the
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: man at the husband. Yeah, there is a cold lady.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: We're gonna fix what we can fix. Call him at
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: the repair man. There's some honest people in the world. Show.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: I hope they still his car. Take it to go
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: vote in Mary, Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: news coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Tomorrow is election day. Remember how we said it was
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: going to go really quickly, Well it is upon us.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: Okay is yes, tomorrow is election day. Now. Over the weekend,
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: did you guys hear about the police using pepper spray
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: to break up a group of demonstrators in Graham, North Carolina.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: I saw this at them. I am Change March. It
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: was a group of police officers using pepper spray to
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: bake up break up a group of demonstrators. They were
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: there to vote, and they also marched march. It was
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: very peaceful march. They also marched to honor blackham who
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: were killed at the hands of police. Organizers said they
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong to warrant that kind of response. Yeah.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: I saw that. I was like, is this the sixties?
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: What is going on? No? Trump, it's the attitude of
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: a lot of people. I mean, it's like white people
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: have gotten so much more evil. The atmosphere is just evil. Yeah,
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: around wherever you go. Yeah, it's just evil. It's it's wicked, man,
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Because you know, man, it's it's a sad statement for
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: this country. And I am concerned about the election. I'm
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: just hoping there's enough good people. It's a sad statement
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: that this country makes on behalf of this man. And
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: you can dress it up and talk I'm only picking
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: him because of the economy. No, you're not. You're picking
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: him because you're ignoring who and what he really is
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: and what he really stands for. You're picking him because
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: you support division. You're picking him because you two don't
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: give a damn about black lives matter. You don't care
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: about Muslims. You don't care about them kids getting snatched
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: up and taken from their parents. That it's still five
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: hundred some kids and the parents have no idea where
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: they are. You don't care that he took a stand
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: against the kneeling with Colin Kaepernick. When he comes in
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: from Colin Kaepernick was a right all along. You don't
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: give a damn that these black players who are talking
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: about social injustice for people in their age brackets and
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: unifying again. You can't stand it. You don't give a
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: damn that college football teams hold unified arm locks across
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: the field from each other doing the play in the
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: the national anthem. Because you don't care about that either.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: You care about what you want to care about, and
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: you hide it and mask it under the facade of
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: the economy. The economy was an economy that he inherited.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Donald Trump has done nothing to make this economy great.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: President Obama saved it from the greatest recession it had
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: been in sensor recession back in the day. President Obama
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: did that. Coming up, it is our last break of
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: the day. You don't have to be cute to go
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: vote Okay, some comfortable ass you and go vote, damn it.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: And coming up, we'll have some closing remarks on this
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: last day before election day from the one and only
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: Steve Harvey coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour.
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: And that's right after this. You're listening to this morning show.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: All right, So we've talked about it all morning, all forever.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: It seems like we've been talking about this. The day
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: is finally here. It's tomorrow. That's election day. Okay, November third,
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Please go to vote dot org to get
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: your polling location. Please prepare to vote and get it
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: done tomorrow. That's your last day. We also want to
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: remind everyone Steve about these important Senate races if you
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: live in the following states. Democratic senatorial candidate Jamie Harrison
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: in South Carolina. Yeah, he's going up against Lindsey Graham.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham, vote for Jamie Harrison in South Carolina, that's right.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: Democratic senatorial candidate Mike Spy in Mississippi. In the state
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: of Mississippi, we are voting for Mike esp Democratic senatorial
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: candidate Rafael Warnock in Georgia. In Georgia, our candidate is
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: Rafael Warnick. That's our candidate. If you live in Georgia
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: for Senate, he's at the bottom of the ballot. Go
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: all the way down there. That's right. Mother, Two losers
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: drop out because you ain't gonna win. Just drop the
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: hell out. Okay, Democratic Senatorial that's right, Jay, Democratic senatorial
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: candidate Marquetta Bradshaw. Marquita Bradshaw in Tennessee. Marquita Bradshaw and
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: ten of in Memphis. If you live in Chattanooga. If
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: you live in Nashville, Marketo Bradshaw. What is her family
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: caller Steve. That's right, that's right. Democratic Senatorial candidate Mayor
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Adrian Perkins in Louisiana. If you live in Louisiana, Baton Rouge,
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: Late Charles Slidell. The name again, Shirley Mayor Adrian Perkins.
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: That's who we want to vote for, Adrian Perkins for
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: Senate in Louisiana. Also in Kentucky. Okay, this is a
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: serious uh contender right here, in a serious race. She's
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: going up against Senator Mitch McConnell. Amy McGrath is who
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: you want to vote Amy McGrath in the state of Kentucky.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Amy McGrath. If I is candidate for Senate against Mitch McConnell,
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: Amy mcgraf, everybody in Kentucky, louis this. This is gonna
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: go towards Brianna Taylor. That's right. Sick of this man.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: And also in Michigan. In uh from Michigan. Yeah, you
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: gotta vote to keep Democratic Senator Gary Peters in office.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: We want him to stay in office. Okay, Gary Peters
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: in Michigan. Not his opponent, Republican John James. John James
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: is a Republican. He has removed Republican from his website,
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: he has removed it from his billboards. He is just
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: showing a black face. He shares our skin, but he
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: is not our ken. We do not want to vote
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: for him. We are not voting for John James. The
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: man we're voting for, Shirley. His name is Gary Peters,
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: Senator Gary Peters, Detroit. Gary Peters is who we're voting
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: for for Senate. If we do that, we can gain
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: control of the Senate. And even if Donald Trump were
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: to win, we can stop him. But if we all
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: get out and vote, there will be no more Donald Trump. Yeah.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: I want to say goodbye to this guy, so bad,
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: so bad. He is the most I've never seen a
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: more embarrassing man occupied the White House than Donald Trump.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I've never seen a more divisive man occupied the White
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: House than Donald Trump. I've never seen a more ill
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: spoken person ever to occupy the office of President of
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: the United States. He thinks he's funny, he's not. His
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: jokes are cruel. His caring of people white and black
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: is absurd. He cares nothing but for well off people.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: He don't really care for white people. Y'all getting tricked
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: by this dude right here. You're listening to him lie
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: over and over and over again. And the reason he
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: has to lie so much because he can't possibly tell
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: you the truth. He has lied about his taxes, he
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: has lied about his involvement with Russia China, he has
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: lied about everything. He has lied about loving this country.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: He don't love this country. He loves Donald Trump, he
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: loves the Trump name, and he loves his kids. He
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: don't love your kids. He can care less about your kids.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: He don't know none of y'all. He lied to the
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: Great State of US for jail when he told them
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: I'm bringing cold minding jobs back. He ain't bought one
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: job back to McDowell County, where I was born, and
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: no other county in West Virginia. You know why, because
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: he knew he was lying. Then he don't care nothing
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: about cold. This dude is wrapped up in other moneys. Man.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: He's a real estate dude. He don't make his money
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: in commodities. He don't care nothing about your jobs. He
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: keeps talking about he gonna bring all these jobs back
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: to America. No he's not. He told you that before
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: where the job's at. He inherited an economy. If you
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: want to know the truth about it, he took credit
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: for it. Then he then he don't want to take
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: credit for the demise of it. He don't want to
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: take credit for the over two hundred and forty fifty
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: thousand deaths in this country. But it's on his watch.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: If anybody else had done it, you'd be blaming him.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: He keeps wanting to blame China. No, man, this was him.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: He don't wear a mask. He had the best medical
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: care at Wall to read. You're not gonna get that care.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: The two hundred and fifty thousand people who died, they
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: didn't get to special antibodies and the nine doctors around
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: him twenty four seven. He don't care about you. He
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