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Kanye West and Trump, Church Complaints, SNL, MTH, 60 Minutes, Mid-Term Elections, Tommy Mobile Home, Thick or Thin Books and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a suit,
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  Speaker 1: looking back to back down, giving the mo like theming
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  Speaker 1: good to Steve h yeah, listening to me to other
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  Speaker 1: for still farther quick to listen, Moby, don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well by joining me, honey said you gotta turning above, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't you gotta turn the town the time? By got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back at it? Uh huh by, sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody you're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now. One and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show, got going for you today. I
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  Speaker 1: got going for you today. O kid you not, because
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  Speaker 1: this is coming purely from self experience, purely, and it
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  Speaker 1: just happened. It just happened to me just yesterday. I
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  Speaker 1: lived this on yesterday. You know, I was going through
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  Speaker 1: something that I've been going through for a long long
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  Speaker 1: time and just weary of it all. And I've been
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  Speaker 1: talking to God about it, and I mean for for
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  Speaker 1: years though, for years, and I've been saying, Okay, enough
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  Speaker 1: is enough, you know, God I'm really I'm really tired.
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  Speaker 1: And so what happened was I had had to go
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  Speaker 1: through some more of it yesterday again in a situation.
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  Speaker 1: But you but you know what, um after it was over,
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  Speaker 1: You know, I kind of laid in it for a
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  Speaker 1: little while. You know how you've been going through something
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  Speaker 1: for so long and then even if it's over appears
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  Speaker 1: to be over you you still kind of laying it
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, and you know you have a while. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long,
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  Speaker 1: even though even though it's over, this is really good
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  Speaker 1: for me. I don't know how you do it, but
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  Speaker 1: this was so good for you for me. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you made it?
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  Speaker 1: And so that's what I started doing yesterday, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what I did this morning when I woke up, was
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  Speaker 1: getting ready, I was actually taking an inventory account of
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  Speaker 1: how many times I made it. How many times man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have the rent and somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I didn't have my house
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  Speaker 1: payment and somehow I came up with it. How many
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  Speaker 1: times I was out of money, did not have enough,
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  Speaker 1: didn't didn't see no way, But somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I got sick? I thought, well, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 1: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
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  Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
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  Speaker 1: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I was just tripping the other day. I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about the times that I've been hit by
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  Speaker 1: a car and it could have been worse, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
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  Speaker 1: when they count you out, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've been counted out? He's done, He ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nothing, He ain't nobody. See what I told y'all,
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  Speaker 1: look at over that they counsel this. He offered that
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  Speaker 1: he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't got fired. Man, you know how many times I've
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  Speaker 1: been counting out? You know how many times they didn't
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  Speaker 1: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man?
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  Speaker 1: But here you still stand? You know you have a
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  Speaker 1: tripped on it. Take an inventory, y'all of how many times?
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  Speaker 1: Count the times you've made it? What about the times man,
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  Speaker 1: when nobody was there to encourage you? But you still
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  Speaker 1: here though you have tripped on that? Ain't nobody called
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  Speaker 1: you and told you good day? No nobody called you
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  Speaker 1: and told you recently thank you. No one's called you
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  Speaker 1: and told you how much you meant to them, how
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  Speaker 1: much you've done for them? A man, you can make it.
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  Speaker 1: Never give up. Keep your head up, man, keep grinding.
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  Speaker 1: But you still here, even when nobody have you counted
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  Speaker 1: the times man, that you made it? Anyway? You count
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  Speaker 1: at the times that you felt like quitting. How about
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  Speaker 1: that one you felt like giving up? You kept going?
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  Speaker 1: How about the time this is a good one right here?
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  Speaker 1: How about the times? Man? When when when when everybody
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  Speaker 1: is standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Man, I can't tell you any times I've heard
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no way. And then somehow there is a way.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because he makes a way. You understand,
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  Speaker 1: you know how many you know how many times I've
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  Speaker 1: heard this one? Right here, Steve, listen to me, Man,
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  Speaker 1: nobody ever before hasn't done that. You can't do that?
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  Speaker 1: How many times you've heard no, you wan't? You know
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  Speaker 1: anybody then't done that? You can't do that? No one
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  Speaker 1: has ever done that. I made it anyway. You know
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  Speaker 1: they don't normally or we don't normally allow this, but
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  Speaker 1: in this case, for you, we're gonna make an exception.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you heard that? Oh, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm on to something. How many times have you heard
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  Speaker 1: in your lifetime? We don't normally or they don't normally
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  Speaker 1: allow this, but we're gonna make this exception in your case.
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  Speaker 1: How many times you've ben't heard that? Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: counted the times that you made it? You know everybody
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  Speaker 1: out accept me? How how can that be? You know
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  Speaker 1: you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.
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  Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened
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  Speaker 1: to people. But man, y'all don't know how your name
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  Speaker 1: came up, but here you are. Wow, it never happens
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  Speaker 1: like that. You have accounted those times I was doing
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  Speaker 1: it yesterday, I was doing it this morning. I was
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  Speaker 1: just taking an inventory of everybody of how many times
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  Speaker 1: I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was when
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  Speaker 1: God gets you through something, when he pulled you out
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, no matter how difficult or how
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  Speaker 1: long it took. When He gets you out on the
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  Speaker 1: other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off,
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  Speaker 1: and start tritting what you laying there for man wallowing
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  Speaker 1: in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
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  Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
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  Speaker 1: stuff in our minds when clearly it's time to move on.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to let go. It's time to go and
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  Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you lost. What you lost was probably not your us
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  Speaker 1: to have in the first in the first place. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: losing the love of one or mother or father, nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know the things I've lost? Man, I look back
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  Speaker 1: on it. I wasn't supposed to have him in the
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  Speaker 1: first place, or they was doing me no good. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even what wouldn't mine to to lose, but I
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  Speaker 1: claimed I lost it. Come on, man, taking inventory, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Start looking at the things man, that God has brought
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  Speaker 1: you through. Start looking at how many times He allowed
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  Speaker 1: you to make it, and get glad about waking up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, Get glad about your life. Start
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  Speaker 1: feeling something positive about your situation. You cannot expect God
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  Speaker 1: to continue to bless you if you're not grateful for
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  Speaker 1: the things that you have. Why would God sitting down
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  Speaker 1: here looking at you upset angry in the waller of
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  Speaker 1: what you are not grateful for? You just can't find
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  Speaker 1: the scene and find no gratitude in your heart about nothing,
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  Speaker 1: but you steady asking God for something. So now you
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  Speaker 1: think God is crazy. You think He's gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: some most stuff to not be grateful for. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Why would he do that. He's too full
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  Speaker 1: of too much mercy to send you through that. Over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over, the more I give my child,
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  Speaker 1: the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude they show.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them so they
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  Speaker 1: can keep feeling ungrateful and show like a gratitude. Guy's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do that to you. Come on, man, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted how many times you made it? I
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  Speaker 1: can't count how many times God didn't got me through something.
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  Speaker 1: But when he gets you through it, you can't get
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  Speaker 1: up and get on about your business. Don't lay that
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  Speaker 1: in it. It's over, it's done, you made it, you
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  Speaker 1: survived it. Let's go. Let's go to morning show, ladies
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Here we are the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: on this uh illustrious Monday morning. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley Strawberry Harvey, callin for Rell, Good morning crew,
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  Speaker 1: Hasty Junior, Morning up, Jake, I'm still better? And the
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  Speaker 1: damn thing change and late? What was that delay about? Michael?
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  Speaker 1: Still better? Tommy, Tom big dog and dog. It's Monday, baby,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. How
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  Speaker 1: are you feeling, Steve? I'm pretty good man, good spider,
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  Speaker 1: everything that's going on, I'm good. God is in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business. That's right. Hey, did anybody see the interview
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  Speaker 1: with Donald Trump last night? Yes, sixty minutes. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about it. Yes, sir, Leslie s what did you learn? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't learned nothing. I ain't see it. Okay, while
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  Speaker 1: I watched it, and my mouth was open the entire
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  Speaker 1: n with him. When you when you're gonna talk to Kanye?
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  Speaker 1: Are you're gonna talk to him anytime? You know? I
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  Speaker 1: mean he hears your phone. I know he hear your phone.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know. Man, he can't
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  Speaker 1: be talking to anybody is talking. He has a group
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  Speaker 1: of people that he talks to. Well, I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say this. The theory that people have been saying
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  Speaker 1: that he doing all this to sell his album, I
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  Speaker 1: just don't see how this sales want soon for him
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  Speaker 1: to be relevant. But now I think it's more mental
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  Speaker 1: stuff that's going on. This is AFU medication. This this,
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  Speaker 1: this is all for medicine. I'm gonna tell you something
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  Speaker 1: that I feel badly for Kanye. And it's not even
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  Speaker 1: for me to bash him. I feel badly for him
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  Speaker 1: because if you can look at Donald Trump and go,
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  Speaker 1: you're like the father I never had. Okay, man, hold dog,
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  Speaker 1: what what what is your image of a dad? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't have one, right, that's what he was saying.
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  Speaker 1: But but but that ain't But that's who you would
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  Speaker 1: want other than the money let me say this. As
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  Speaker 1: a father, Donald Trump is probably a good father to
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  Speaker 1: Vanka and Donald Trump Jr. You know, he's raised him
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  Speaker 1: in a way. They've they've had the fluid life. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's cool. As a father, he cool as
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  Speaker 1: ain't seen that. Huh, Kanye ain't seen the dad inside
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  Speaker 1: of Trump? Well he thank you, But do you see
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  Speaker 1: his kids are successful? Yeah, maybe that's what you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about because you Kate, but I don't want my daddy
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  Speaker 1: to be that though. Dave Chappelle said he was a genius.
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  Speaker 1: He told Van Jones that he thought Kanye was a genius.
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  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle sarcastically, he said he was gonna say anything
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  Speaker 1: bad about Kanye. He just, well, he's just saying it,
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  Speaker 1: not to say anything bad. He's a genius, and that's
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  Speaker 1: a long way from saying you're a genius and not
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  Speaker 1: saying anything bad. All right, coming up at thirty two,
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  Speaker 1: we'll find out what we did over the weekend, and
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk more about the President, Kanye, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Show. Well, Steve, you know, Carla
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  Speaker 1: and I were in Chicago over the weekend for the
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  Speaker 1: Sister Strut this past Saturday, and yes, yes, yes, and
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  Speaker 1: for we March for breast cancer awareness. And of course
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: it was carlos a fifth birthday. Happy birthday to Carla. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was real good. We had a great time there.
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  Speaker 1: Um yeah, everyone at V one oh three. Uh, it
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  Speaker 1: was just a lovely time whole station. And so many
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  Speaker 1: women came out, so many survivors, so many supporters, just everyone.
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  Speaker 1: It was a really great showing and a good march too.
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  Speaker 1: We had was passed, really passed. Everybody loves the show.
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  Speaker 1: We have to shout out to all the women that
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  Speaker 1: were there, the men that were there, like surely said survivors,
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  Speaker 1: Cole survivors. Everybody was in it fighting to end breast cancer.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: And they love love you Steve, they love you, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Junior Jay, everybody. Yes they did. They did ask about
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  Speaker 1: your nephew. But thank you again Chicago. Yeah, y'all, y'all
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  Speaker 1: want to tell him what they asked about him about? Well? What, well,
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  Speaker 1: what did you hear? You had to bring up? Steve
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  Speaker 1: just said they said, how sexy timmy doing that? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what they say? But they didn't hit sexy not
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  Speaker 1: not sexy. Yeah, okay, with your hand, I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: a hand on me. Came up to me and said, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: you are so tall. The right there they right, like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then I heard a lot of people talking much, he asked,
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  Speaker 1: I heard that. I'll just say this. It was very
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  Speaker 1: cold in Chicago this week. It was degree Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was like eighty earlier in the week. And then we
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  Speaker 1: got there with like forty man, we had on gloves.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't mad. That's what would keep you warm. That's
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  Speaker 1: what kept your warm moving around, that wouldn't Yeah. If
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  Speaker 1: I had have been up there for that, I would
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  Speaker 1: have been in the right alonge. Yeah, but the heat one.
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  Speaker 1: But so much love in the city of Chicago. Always
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  Speaker 1: always a lot of love there. We alitiate that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a great Yeah. How did you guys? Do? And
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  Speaker 1: and Carla? How was your birthday? Okay, so we flew home,
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  Speaker 1: Yes we can Saturday, your birthday? And then how it
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  Speaker 1: took me to dinner? Yeah, I went to no restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: It's really nice. It's really nice. It's a great time.
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  Speaker 1: And then this weekend, because we were in Chicago with
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  Speaker 1: the sister struck. This weekend is my big fiftieth birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, the saga of the celebration continues, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: we are partying. See I don't, I don't do people
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  Speaker 1: like you. Well, y'all birthday all month long? Well because
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: she was working, she was working. I got a birthday.
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  Speaker 1: What what was your actual birthday? Saturday? That's happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: on the thirteen. So then a week sending, a week later,
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  Speaker 1: she's actually going to have a party, and we can't
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  Speaker 1: go forward, we can't go she could have a party
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  Speaker 1: since she was doing something for such a great cause.
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  Speaker 1: So that's like really cool, but like you know, all
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  Speaker 1: that normally the week later, gift and all that, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't even to happen. And Steve, guess who was on
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  Speaker 1: my flight on the way back, Senator Senator from New Jersey,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Corey Booker. Yes, yes, yes, everybody was crowded around him.
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  Speaker 1: They were like whispering, I think he could be the president.
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  Speaker 1: I think he could be the next president. Well he's
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: gonna had to get off them commercial flights. That's the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: damn show. Yeah, they were. They were kind of all
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  Speaker 1: over him. Yeah, because you can't run for president and
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  Speaker 1: do that. I sat next to Michael decocus on the
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  Speaker 1: plane one time. That was back when I didn't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn who ran or Yeah. But it makes a
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  Speaker 1: difference now, doesn't it, Especially with the elections come up
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  Speaker 1: and everything, where you know, everybody's more conscientious about voting
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  Speaker 1: and stuff that's happening in Jogia, Man, and that's that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. Yeah, yeahs and yeah, and they're doing all
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff. And it's always the conservatives that's trying
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  Speaker 1: this vote of suppression. It's always happens in some poor
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  Speaker 1: democratic area. It's crazy. Yeah, in Georgia. It's important everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But please Stacy, Stacy Abrahams is her name, right? Oh no, man,
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  Speaker 1: we're going out to the public. Yes, we have to
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  Speaker 1: get We are going out because they're counting that we
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: won't because midterm elections usually are load voter turnout. We got.
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  Speaker 1: We got to amend the Second Amendment. It needs amending.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: The Second Amendment needs amending, Steve, How is that going
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  Speaker 1: to happen? They just just put a Brett Kavanaugh on
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  Speaker 1: the bench. And that's one of the reasons. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you know for the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I don't give a damn you can bear arms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't, but we got to amend it.
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  Speaker 1: It needs amending. It does. I'm in total agreement with you,
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  Speaker 1: but it hasn't happened yet. I'm just saying they put
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  Speaker 1: another conservative judge, you know, on the Supreme Court. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: terms ever, yes it is. And usually you're right, and
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  Speaker 1: usually mid term elections are very low, low, low voter turnout.
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  Speaker 1: We got to turn it around this year, we really do.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what Kanye said that threw me off.
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  Speaker 1: What he's a man because like y'all liberals, y'all just
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  Speaker 1: be hold up, man, Kanye, you're a liberal, yes are
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You're not a conservative? I'm sorry, man, everything about you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: is liberal. You call yourself a crazy email in the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: overlaw that's pretty liberal. Yeah, you're in interracial marriage, that's
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: liberal thinking children, Okay, cool. Everything you're doing is liberal music. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your your your clothing line is liberal. You don't do
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  Speaker 1: anything conservative. Man for man, But Cary Sellers, he said,
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  Speaker 1: this is what happens when Negroes don't read. Okay, Cary Sellers, man,
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  Speaker 1: he was so mad. All right, listen, coming up next,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: rebend Motown Deacon deaf Jam in the building with church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Yeah, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: And entertainment news Alec Baldwin made his return to Saturday
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  Speaker 1: Night Live as President Trump and was that comedy skill
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  Speaker 1: crazy just like the Kanye and Mr Trump over office meeting.
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  Speaker 1: But right now it is Monday. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: in just a few It's Monday. Right now, time for
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  Speaker 1: church complaints with the reverend and the deacon. Here we go, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here will yeah, get in that path, get in there. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Uh the ever debolicle River Motown
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  Speaker 1: and I am the extraterrestrial Deacon death Jam and the
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  Speaker 1: gevel we in the runners of the j p j G.
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  Speaker 1: That is the Jack Pott Joint Genals that long change.
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  Speaker 1: Che hallello jah. Yes, let us get on with these
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. That was the wrong entry old for complete,
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  Speaker 1: but I started it also apologize. That's all right, path,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right. But we do have some complaints and
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  Speaker 1: some issues going out age check. So the diabetic pie
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  Speaker 1: eating contest is this coming Saturday. Our our very young
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  Speaker 1: brother Nakon brother a know it as you know, Danthony
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  Speaker 1: Brown will be a contestant. The paramedics will be on standby.
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  Speaker 1: Now if he wins, five thousand goes to the church.
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  Speaker 1: Are you cool with him being in this contest? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. As a matter of fact, I've had opened
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  Speaker 1: up a booking operation to take bets, and I'm betting
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  Speaker 1: that Reverend ad Noid does not win the diabetic pie
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  Speaker 1: eating content because there's no where to hell he gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to swallow and breathe at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: So yours, I'll be taking bits hakon bed something that. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we got another issue here, pastor. One of our former members,
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  Speaker 1: Sister Megan Marco. You know she's married to Prince Harry.
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  Speaker 1: He called the church yesterday asking I can we overnight
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  Speaker 1: her some color greens and hot water corn bread on
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  Speaker 1: dry ice. Evidently they don't have it at the castle.
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  Speaker 1: And Sister Erlen Duberry, who cooks our kind of greens
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  Speaker 1: for the church, wants I Megan to fly her out
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  Speaker 1: to the palace to make it there instead of making
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  Speaker 1: it here and sending it. And uh, Sister Sister Bacon
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  Speaker 1: wants you to talk to Sister Erlein. For we years
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  Speaker 1: because of sister earl Lean. First of all, I want
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  Speaker 1: to sign the paperwork to okay that we send it
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  Speaker 1: old Ice, cause sister Early getting that palace. That black
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  Speaker 1: girl ain't gonna be prince Loan or queen or whatever
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  Speaker 1: she is exact well, you know she's gonna end up
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  Speaker 1: being the Duke of Early. Literally over there, gonna break
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  Speaker 1: you security soldiers hats. Here's another in pastor excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: We are still trying to find out who switched the
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  Speaker 1: crackers at communion and replaced them with ex lax. But nevertheless,
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  Speaker 1: the church needs another two weeks to add out where
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  Speaker 1: do you want to have service this coming side? Oh
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  Speaker 1: we're not literally hu did you just because I really
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  Speaker 1: don't we we don't need two weeks to not hap. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna don't worry about that. None of it was
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  Speaker 1: it was just older. Is what we're gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna pine sault everything all right, hand sign everything right.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty much killing all right. Brother Damon Reynolds has
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  Speaker 1: purchased a sex robot. He wants permission to bring her
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  Speaker 1: to church and let her be a member. She speaks,
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  Speaker 1: walks and everything. He says he's going to teach her
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  Speaker 1: how to worship as well. So it's up to you
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  Speaker 1: about letting her join the church, and that we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna he he had a problem with the robot that's
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  Speaker 1: been counseled. Deacon. You don't notice, but he was in
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  Speaker 1: a severe accident with the robot. Lady Man's night. I've
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  Speaker 1: already gone to them. Oh, I didn't know nothing about
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  Speaker 1: no accident. What happened. Well, he wants us to raise
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  Speaker 1: money for implanted somehow to the robot clamped down in
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  Speaker 1: its goal. He had pushed the wrong button and the
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  Speaker 1: robot grabbed him with with them sharp hands look like
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  Speaker 1: lobster clause. And so, brother, he's gonna be out. He's
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  Speaker 1: looking for replacement. Know that you do better getting He
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  Speaker 1: immediately or took all the wire and out of hook back.
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  Speaker 1: I right't past the last, but not least. I well
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  Speaker 1: just take a brad path. Brother Kanye West is asking
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  Speaker 1: to preach on third Sunday at three o'clock. Standing here
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  Speaker 1: here at the church, he said his sermon is title.
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  Speaker 1: We's gonna be fine if it's we follow us massive trump. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's up to you pass it if you let him
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  Speaker 1: preach this or now I'm gonna I'm gonna surprise you all,
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  Speaker 1: and I am going to allow this. Wait a minute, night,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you were gonna go along with I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't trying to understand what we're gonna do. Keep this
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  Speaker 1: just tweeting us right now, deacon. But as soon as
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  Speaker 1: we get him and we're gonna put him in a
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  Speaker 1: hostage situation. Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get him all cleaned up here at the church, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna dry him out. What we're gonna do, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna dry him out. What ever wrong we're gonna fix,
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  Speaker 1: can't We're gonna introduce another poler. Did we let Kim
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  Speaker 1: and the baby come see hi? Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: well for two weeks. We need to keep him to ourselves. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just introduce him to his full fledged blackness. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be We're gonna make him watch Roots over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over. Now, now, when he watched it, did he
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  Speaker 1: keep the red hat on past? Well? Yeah, I want
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  Speaker 1: him to have the red hat on while they watch him,
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  Speaker 1: so he can see just how much your option they're
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  Speaker 1: brid It was great, It is all right, dude, that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: are you're gonna allow him to make music down there
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  Speaker 1: in the basement. No, we don't allow rep music. And
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  Speaker 1: this here, chick, well, we got to get the boy
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  Speaker 1: something to do. Pass. He goes, He's gonna see this
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  Speaker 1: as steal and listen, now he can gonna learn. So
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  Speaker 1: so he's gonna watch roots and what else? Is there
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  Speaker 1: something else he needs to watch? He's gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: Trump ain't his damn daddy and don't want to be.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be some like breaking news to him. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: won't Trump as day daddy? And you black, you might
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  Speaker 1: morning mash your daddy? He damn show? Don't won't you?
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  Speaker 1: And why did Kanye am on that jacket up there?
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  Speaker 1: But no way up? Doing next? Alright? Listen, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: we have some entertainment news for you guys. It's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after that. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right. Alec Baldwin made his return
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to Saturday Night Live as President Trump. Uh. He did
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: crazy so funny. He did this for a comedy parody
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: of the skin of Donald Trump. A West and Jim
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  Speaker 1: Brown's Oval office pre lunch meeting. We all remember that
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  Speaker 1: very well from last week. According to TMZ, this skip
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  Speaker 1: was especially interesting because they danced around making fun of
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  Speaker 1: mental illness. So during the Saturday Night Live skip, Kanye
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  Speaker 1: summarizes his main points from the meeting. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 1: So in conclusion, our chief of men men shot Rack
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  Speaker 1: Trapp Gewards leads to the uniforma male energy trumps my dad.
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  Speaker 1: Hillary is a woman and the MEETIA need to start
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  Speaker 1: making this president look good. Pupperty School, Hey Jim, you
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  Speaker 1: want to add anything? And I got a couple of
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: subtractions that like, the only thing I definitely want to
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  Speaker 1: point out is that mental health in the black community
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  Speaker 1: is apparently and even bigger issue than our thought conditions
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: with Bill Cosby and old j Simpson. And this is
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: the first time I'm having regrets and now it's stick
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  Speaker 1: for me to hug my new day. Come on in here,
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  Speaker 1: Dad bringing in get in here, blood checks if you
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  Speaker 1: were it's still there, don't check. I want everyone to
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  Speaker 1: know I love this man. I love you, Kanye. We've
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: got a lot more in common than people know. We're
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: both geniuses who both parry to beautiful women. We've both
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: definitely been recorded saying in the n word from New
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  Speaker 1: York maybe hit Home Runs, Home Runs. You that news
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  Speaker 1: like that, you can't miss, man, you really can't thank
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Kanye for that one boy that was already written. Pretty much.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: President Trump hates when they when alcohol does him. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't you think, Steve. I mean, it's just it's sad, really,
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  Speaker 1: but they did it though many they just get after
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  Speaker 1: it now. And you know, for Kanye to have been
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: on the show as a guest host like two weeks ago, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then now he's like they're the subject of the skins.
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  Speaker 1: You can't overlook what he didn't know that I was
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  Speaker 1: any writer on the show, right, I mean he made it.
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  Speaker 1: He made a scene at Saturday Night Live and at
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  Speaker 1: the White House. Yeah, so now everywhere he's going. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the problem I hate this for Kanye because he's in
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  Speaker 1: the news a lot the past six weeks. He's been
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  Speaker 1: in the news, man, and ain't none of it good?
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  Speaker 1: None of it, None of it and none of it.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something, man, I was watching the
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  Speaker 1: report that was saying how a lot of White House
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  Speaker 1: aids were embarrassed that they were embarrassed by Kanye's been
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Is it because the President took up so much time,
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  Speaker 1: with all this going on, the hurricanes and everything. You're
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: talking easy for that long. Just let him go. He
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: just let him go. It's like, how could he stop him?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: He just didn't let him, didn't stop him. He's not
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  Speaker 1: that relevant. If you think that Kanye is going to
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  Speaker 1: sway the black vote like that, you're mistaken. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who they think we are, but we're not that. No,
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  Speaker 1: no good points, Steve. All right, let's let's uh look
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  Speaker 1: forward today's headline. Steve, Oh, I'm sorry, MS and trip.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks you, Steve, thank you very much. This is and
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  Speaker 1: twer with the news. Looks like the diplomatic crisis between
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the U S and Saudi Arabia is escalating over the
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: dear disappearance and kidnapping or maybe murder of Washington Post
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  Speaker 1: journalist Jamalka Shoki. The President was asked about on CBS
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  Speaker 1: sixty Minutes. We're gonna have to see, We're going to
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  Speaker 1: get to the bottom of it, and there will be
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  Speaker 1: severe punishments. Well. Saudi Arabia is promising to retaliate and
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: strongly if the Trump administration slaps any economic sanctions on
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: it because of Kaushogi's disappearance. Kaso, Give, frequent critic of
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  Speaker 1: the royal family, walked into the Saudi consulate in Turkey
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  Speaker 1: earlier this month to secure the papers he needed to
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  Speaker 1: marry a local woman and hasn't been seen since. He's
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: never seen coming out of the building, The Saudi say
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the widespread allegations of murder are falls. Tens of thousands
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: of people still without power along the Florida Panhandle five
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: days after Hurricane Michael roared ashore. Meanwhile, eighteen people have
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: been killed as a result of the storm. Relief workers
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: are going about the business of setting up distribution points
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: for food, water, and other badly needed items in the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: hard hit areas from the Panhand of Virginia. A lot
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of people missing, they say. In Mexico Beach Larida and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: President First Lady are do in the area later on today.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, with only three weeks to this year's
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: critical midterm elections, a new poll shows that more voters
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: are likely to vote Washington posts. An ABC News poll
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  Speaker 1: also has demonstrates that Presis and Trump's approval rating is
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: up by about five points. The name of the infamous
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: former neighborhood watchman George Zimman in the News again. This
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: time is because the man who murdered an unarmed, indocent
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: black teenager named Treyvon Martin is going to reportedly pleading
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: no contest next month the misdemeanor charges that he stalked
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and sent threatening messages to a private investigator who was
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: employed by a company working on a documentary film about
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the killing. Zimerman will get probation for his no contest
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: plea that basically means he doesn't actually admit guilt. George
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Zimman has had several brushes with the law since he
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: got off for killing poor Trayvon, including two cases of
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: domestic aggravated assault which were later dropped. Serious has filed
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  Speaker 1: for bankruptcy. That means almost two hundred seious stores are
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: going to be dropped. That is closed, very very soon.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: A lot of retail workers will be out of work.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I think the numbers like a d eight stores, some
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  Speaker 1: forty six of them are going to close in a
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: month or two. Happy news, The Duchess of Sussex is preggers.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: That's right, Former Megan Markle and Prince Harry. They're having
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: a baby. The child is due in the spring. Pop
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  Speaker 1: Pope Francis has announced the candonization of seven New Saints
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: of the Catholic Church, and they include the late Pope
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Paul the Sixth he's really credited with reforming the church
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: and making it more modern. And the Salvadorian Archbishop Oscar Romaro.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Oscar Romaro was an activist preacher working for on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of the poor in his country, and he was murdered
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: in front of his congregation as he said mass tops
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  Speaker 1: of the box. Also the second Week and row venom.
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  Speaker 1: Human beings are disposable, but man and symbio combined, this
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  Speaker 1: is a new race, your species. Then I'm brought in
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  Speaker 1: over eighty million bucks. Here's up Steve Harvy Nation. Find
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  Speaker 1: out if Uncle Steve Smart and his nephew will be
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  Speaker 1: back twenty minutes after the hour and the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jay is in the building. Steve. Time to
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  Speaker 1: murder another hit, please introduced him. Get m a good one, ladies.
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  Speaker 1: I can't I've heard that murder don't be the song
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  Speaker 1: right here dedicated to all the ladies we're going through it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hit it. Pull his hands just got them
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  Speaker 1: whipping and it's got the ceiling thing on thirty eight degrees.
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  Speaker 1: She wakes up sweating and it's the hands the cool
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  Speaker 1: all she had in the hot sad winding and reading
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  Speaker 1: I want the hot flash on the night and in
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  Speaker 1: the hot flash wedding and reading it she had a
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  Speaker 1: let a. When you love I mean a hearts. The
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  Speaker 1: Ruuler hors red hearts hot hot home lass hot hot
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  Speaker 1: been in the heart that when and read it it
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  Speaker 1: shall have at that. So when you love h I
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  Speaker 1: mean a hearts. The Rutuler horss Uh. You're a genius boy.
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  Speaker 1: No he's not. No, he's Carlo Carlo down? Yeah? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you? Ladies? Did y'all enjoy that? You know? I
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: didn't say. And you know what the problem is, Steve,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: me and Jay, you know we talk on the phone,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and you know what, I just had my fiftieth birthday
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: this past Saturday, and now you make a murder to
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  Speaker 1: hit about. Okay, Jay, did you have a hot flash
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: when you was on the phone? Yes, I did, Tommy,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: but the whole world knows now, No, you're not and
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: turned the al right, coming up next to thirty four
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. President Trump was on sixty minutes last night.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, did you see that. We'll talk about it
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve. The last night President Trump was on
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: sixty minutes. He was interviewed by Leslie stall Um. He
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: talked about the country being divided. He said the economy
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: would bring the country together. And then take a listen
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: to yeah, yeah, yeah to what he said. What the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: President said about making fun of Brett Kavanaugh's excuser, Dr
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Christine blasi Ford. This is when he was in Mississippi.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Take a listen to this. Professor blasi Ford got before
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: the Senate and was asked what's the worst moment, and
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: she said, when the two boys laughed at me at
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: my expense, And then I've watched you mimic her and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: thousands of people were laughing at her. They can do
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: what they I will tell you the way. Now, Justice
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Kavan illustraated has become a big factor in the midterms.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Have you seen what's going on with the polls? But
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: did you have to well, I think she was treated
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: with great respect. What do you think he do? You
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: think you treated her with greatness, but you seem to
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: be saying that she lied. You know what, I'm not
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: gonna get into it because we want. It doesn't matter.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: We want. See. See, here's a guy who thinks, I'm
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: not gonna get into that because we want. It doesn't matter.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Then he thinks that the dividing this country will be
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: fixed by the economy. Here is a guy who's grown up,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: never had a tough day in his life, who thinks
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that if you have money, it solves everything. The problem
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: with the economy being fixed is that to trickle down
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: for the really big money never gets to the common man.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: If it did, you would no longer have the common man,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and the rich boys ain't fitting the head as it's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: sad man. He thinks that as money and it's okay.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: As long as I have money in the country is okay.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: But see, and that's what they're saying. As long as
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the rich people stay rich and get richer, everything will
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: be fine because we're the ones who provide jobs. That's
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: what he's says. That's what the whole party has built on.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: The rich people provide jobs and opportunities for the common man,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and as long as we're okay, the country will be okay.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: What he's not understanding is that the money that you
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: pay these people who are what's called the common man
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: oftentimes is not a yeah, they can't make it off.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That it's hard to feed a family, provide for your family,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: then surely then you have to do the next thing
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: that the Conservative Party strongly suggests. That's why they cut
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: out all these programs and stuff. That's why since Obama
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: has been going, a lot of military programs are cut out,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: healthcare programs are cut out. They got a proposition in
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: California number eight to get rid of all of the
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: extra money that we're spending on dialy centers and stuff.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: They're gonna close diale centers. People are going to die,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: but we're getting the money. Because once you're able to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: get this money that we're paying you, then the rest
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: of the Republican Party feels like then you should pull
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: yourself up by your bootstraps. That's the danger of the
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Conservative Party to act like everybody got boots when they don't.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: But the weird part about it, Steve and and everybody
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: is the fact that people believe it and vote for
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: these people over and over and over and absolutely your
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: who he's talking about. They don't see that it's the enemy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: The enemy is the other race, and that's what they see.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: That's what it's. It's Hispanics, it's black, you know, it's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: that's that's the enemy. And as long as they're doing bad,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: then it's okay because we at least we ain't them.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: But see, here's here's here's the problem. Take care of
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: the rich. They trick all these people in these dead states,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: these poor red states. Alabama's poor, Mississippi's poor, Louisiana's poor.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: The way they trick the me is they make them
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: feel like they are part of something of the they're
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: the moral party. So they're the moral party. So they're
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: against immigration, there, against gay marriage, there, against welfare. It's
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: moretum on welfare. It's a lot of gay conservative people.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: And who you think high immigrants to be on houses
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: and pick the food, right? And how they got this
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: out there, that they're taking something away from them. Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: like you want to be out there, they get out
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: all right, You all need to vote in this upcoming
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: men term elections. Bottom line, Okay, up next, the nephew
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: with a prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, the subject I don't do
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: black or broke out right now though the nephew is here. Uh,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call? What do you have for
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: us today? Nev Me and my Jesus, Me and my
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Jesus reading Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm giving you a call on behalf of
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Baptist Church. You are a member there? Am I right? Yes?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I am? Okay, listen um, I'm calling you. They some
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: of the members have gotten together and had a meeting
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and wanted me to give you a call. It seems
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: that a lot of them are complaining about Sunday services
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: that go on and wanted for me to give you
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: a call on their behalf so that we can see
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: if we can address the problem and talk to you
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: dilily as possible and try to get the problem rectified.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: What's going on? It seems like that a lot of
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: members are complaining. I'm sorry, and what is your name? Against?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: My name is man? I'm not actually a member of
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the church. I've just been the one that they've been
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: asked to give you a call and try to talk
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: on the members behalf. So maybe we can get this problem,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: rectify that you that they have uh as far as
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you are concerned, Okay, go ahead. What I'm just trying
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: to see what this is in regards to go ahead, Well,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it seems like the members of the church are complaining
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: about that you're doing too much shouting at church on Sunday,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: and it seems to be going on every Sunday. You're
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: running up and down the aisle and you're shouting all
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: over the place. And it's me. I've been singled out
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: about my shouting. Wellever Dindy is distracted. Man, you're distracting
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: everyone from me getting the word and listen to the
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: word and being involved in the service. And that's the
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: purpose of the call is to see if we and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get you to tone it down something. Okay, So the
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: whole church is complaining about me shouting the way people
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: run up and down them off every Sunday and almost
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: playing cart wheels and flips, and they're singling me out,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: complained about me. Well, ma'am, I don't know how it
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: is that you can see everybody else doing cart wheels
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: when you're the ones that they say is the one
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that's doing them. Am I being singled out? Man? All
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is that they're saying that you're doing too
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: much shouting and too much running at this church. Now,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just the message. But they can't tell me how
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: to shout. They don't. They can't tell me what's going
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: on in my life, what's gonna keep me from praising God?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And they, I mean, they could just they could go
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: somewhere else with that, but they're not gonna tell me
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: that I can't praise my God. They don't know how
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: good God it's being to me. And you know what,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I understand that I agree with you wholeheartedly, but it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: becoming a distraction. I mean, they was at the point
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: last night talking about should we put some seatbelts on
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the pews so so you can stay down seat high.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: They're gonna tell people they can't shout in church, embrace God.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: What do we call to church? Well, you do come
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: to We need to be trying to plase God and
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: get their own shout on and stop looking at me,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and what about what I'm doing. We're gonna need you
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to quit running up and down these aisles and doing
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: what I'm sorry. You know, I'm trying to stay calm.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying my best. Who Jesus es sure that that's
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: not happy? You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting? Okay, man,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: But let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you just standing still? Talking? But I don't have to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: run right now? What I'm trying to get you to do?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You know? I like if I want to run up
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and down this street right now, I can run up
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: and down the street and place God. But they're not
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me to stop shouting at church? Can we
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: get you to be a little bit more reserved as
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: what we see? Man? Let me let me go ahead
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: and go further on what they do spirit moves. Okay, well,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: let me move and tell you what they've told me. Now.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: If we can't get to the point where you can,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: ask you to leave them to ask me Jesus, Jesus,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you let them ask me. Why don't they want me
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: to leave the church? I've been at that church for
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: fifteen years. I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: up and I'm not gonna on the church. I don't
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: even turn me some flip. Where am I I feel
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: like not not not not not listen. I think that
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that's all. I'm okay, go ahead, but I'm gonna be there.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday. Man,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: and I have been the person that's been appointed to
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: make sure that you're not running up and down these
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: outs and shotting like this. You've got to keep yourself
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You're
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: in the whale. If they come trying to send me down,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him a word and it ain't gonna
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: be a God. Put that hands up on me here, No, listen,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to hear that. Now. You get say, I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: haven't been in that church fifteen years. If I want
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: to run, dance, shout, jump, whatever I want to do,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Ain't nobody gonna stop me. You're
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was your
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: last Sunday doing it. And you're nothing to do with
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: this done? Like I said, just why let and I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: telling you could tell the earnsues, the deacon void, the deaconess,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: the minister's wives or who all asks you want to tell,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: let him put their hands on me and see if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I don't sling on them. I'm gonna come right about
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the spirit and sling on. I'm telling you that now
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: because he's said, you don't really push me that I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: have tried. I tried. Let me ask you this here
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: where is trying to show that I'm saved and never?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: But you make it you if you're making me reverted
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: back to my own ways and you you really me out,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. Okay, Well, let me ask
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: you this, what is the god at right now? And
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you where is the one that say it is? The God?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Was in me when I was trying to be called
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you at first to tell you don't be calling me
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: with this polishness. But now you've to make the other
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: sign of me roll he's up. Well, you wouldn't raised
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: it up and there you wouldn't raised it up in
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: me too. Guess what come signing you're gonna set y'all
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: in that pew and you ain't gonna you know when
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: you call yourself an the pew. Okay, all right, I'm right.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: We're gonna see how where I'm not sitting at pep
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: matter fact, first thing, signing, I'm going the past. Oh yeah,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: deacon you are whatever your name is. I'm telling about
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: it how you need to lose. I would be talking
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to Pastor myself and letting him know about this situation.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: You don't talk. You don't know we can call pass,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: just pass. Don't you don't talk to Pastor. I talked
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to Pastor. Past don't this short sympting Yes, Like I said,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you Jesus, you feel old Jesus, not not
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: not not not See just like this here you see
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: how you're calling on him and you standing yeah, because
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I'm calling on him to kidney from just really going
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: to cuss you out right there, because you've been really
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: hitting my nerves. I got one more thing I need
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: to say to you, lady. You know what you better
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: say real quick cause you're gonna talk to this operator
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: that's his nephew. Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You just got prag by your girl. You're not. You know,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna ki. Okay, Jesus, I got one
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: more thing, baby, Let me ask you something. What is
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: the land. Y'all cool with that? Who? How I do this?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: The opportunity here me and my Jesus. How I want
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: to thank everybody for uh in Toledo, Ohio, for coming
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: out hanging out with your boy this past weekend. Yeah,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I was at the Funny Bone and we did that thing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And I appreciate y'all coming out to see the nephew.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Next is Tunica, Mississippi. The nephew is at the casino
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: in Tunica, Mississippi, November ninth and tip, and I'm gonna
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: have to ask my uncle about this one because I
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: ain't never been up there. Grand Rapids, Michigan, November twenty three. Yes, sir,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: that right there is Black Fry and the nephew come
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: to town. How y'all feeling about it? Wait? Tell me,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: did you mention what casino in Mississippi? I didn't say
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: because he wasn't in my phone, and I knew you
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: were gonna ask me that, and I knew he was
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: gonna see some people just going out in dry around today.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I knew you somebody was gonna see it, but I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: had missed it up and I'll be there alright. He
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: damned near me like that. All right, Thank you? Never
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: up next to Strawberry Letter Today's subject, I don't do
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: black or broke. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: right now. It's time for today's Strawberry Letter. People, and
• 54:55
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• 54:59
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• 55:09
  Speaker 1: let's go then. Now let's go buggle up, hold on tight,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here it is. It is
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter subject, I don't do black or broke.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a loving heart and always
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: try to help others. That being said, the other day,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I was in the discount store buying toiletries to make
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: packets for the homeless. I keep at least five packets
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: in my car at all times, and I give them
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: out when I see the need. So I was in
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the checkout line, and there was a couple in front
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: of me. I overheard. The lady asked the clerk how
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: much was tax on a seven shirt seven dollars and
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: nine cent shirt. The cashier told her sixty nine cents.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Both the man and woman started looking everywhere for the change.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I eased over to the man and I tried to
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: slip two dollars in his hand. In sounds like a
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: good gesture, right, Well, no, I couldn't believe the sugar
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: honey iced tea that happened next. The half of that
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: was with his The half of that was with this
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: man loudly accused me of pushing up on her man.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I told her that I was just trying to help
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: them out. She told me she didn't care and that
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: she didn't appreciate me in her man's face. I apologized
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and told her that I should have given it to her,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: but the man was closest to me. The man was
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: thanking me and apologizing, which made her go off even more.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: She was so upset that she left without buying the shirt,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: but kept my two dollars. Well, I was so mad,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I yelled, look, you call a green eating insecure EBT
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: card carrying half of I'm married to a white man.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I don't do black or broke. I don't want your
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: broke but man, like I said, that's what the letter said.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I have a loving, caring heart, and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I love black people. I truly hate people with this
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: kind of mentality? What's wrong with our people? I know
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I could have handled this differently. How should I have responded? Well, well,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: it's you and I can't wait to hear yours. Thank you, Steve. Well,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't sound like you love black people. To me,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like that at all. Sounds like you
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: hate them. And I definitely question the part about you know,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: all this love you have in your heart, especially for
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: these people you called cold green, eating insecure ebt car
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: carrying what you called her that I think you were wrong.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't think you slip another woman's
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: man money. It's just not a good look, good intentions
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: or not. Uh, it just wasn't a good look. Any
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: other woman would have been upset with you too, because
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: when she looks over and sees you slipping some money
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: in her hand, what is she supposed to think? Like
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: what she thought? You're pushing up on her man, and
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you know you threw it out there like that because
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you're married to a white man. I mean, you just
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: won't convince me that that you like black people with
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: this attitude. I mean, how should you have responded? You ask?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: If you really wanted to help, you could have offered
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to give the two of them the two dollars. I've
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: seen that happen many times in the grocery store if
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: people come up short, the person behind them might say, Oh,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it, I got it, or I'll pay
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: for it. Or you could have simply given it to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the cashier, if you could have said you were gonna
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: give it to her, or given it to her discreetly.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I just don't think you would have reacted. I think
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: you would have reacted the same way if someone tried
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: to do that to you and you're a white man,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: that you so proudly speak up. Steve, there's my answer.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Well pretty good, surely. Oh here's the deal. This is
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Lettuce kind of crazy a little bit. She opens a
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: letter by saying I have a loving heart and always
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: try to help people. Didn't she start telling you what
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: type of loving heart she has? And she has a
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: loving heart for the homeless, to keep five packets in
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a car just in case she runs up into somebody.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: So she in the check outline. Now this is her
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: loving heart. Her loving heart is for homeless people and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: should keep five packs. She in the checkoutline, lady behind
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: a shirt. They asked how much is taxes? They don't
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: have the money. So you see some people in need
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and you try to help. You slip the guy two dollars.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: She see it and go off. Now you were wrong
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: for sliding this man the money. You know that, okay,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: But and you think it was a good gesture. I
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: understand technically what you're doing is right. How you went
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: about it was wrong, okay. Well you couldn't believe the
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: sugar hunted ict to have next. Now, I was reading
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: this letter and I was thinking when the subject says
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I don't do black or broke, I thought you were white.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: But I was wrong. Sugar honey iced tea is a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: black statement. The health funk that was with the man,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: that's another black statement. So now I know you black.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Accuse me of pushing up on her man. I told
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: her you just trying to help him out. She said
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: she don't care, and she didn't appreciate you in your
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: man's face, her man's face. I apologize and told her,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: now you so far, you're doing the right thing. You apologize.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I could understand you're calling her health. I got that
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you apologize to and you told it. You probably should
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: have given it to her. But the man was closest
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: to you. And then the man he thinks, I'm thinking
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: sorry about this and the side is going out, which
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: made him moment. Now, without buying the shirt, she kept
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: your two dollars. Now here comes the loving heart right. Look,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: you call it green eating insecure e b T card
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: can helper mhmar. Now let me ask you something, because
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: now I know you black. What made you assume that
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: she loved call it greens? And what made you assume
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: she was has an e b T card? You just
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: assumed that with your loving heart. Then you said, I'm
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: married to a white man and I don't do black
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: or broke. Like I said, I have a loving heart
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: and I love black people. Oh so the black people
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: that you love you assume have call it green eating
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: tin and they carry EBT Cause now you love black people,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: but not enough to marry one. See, and that's what
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you what you said. It ain't nothing
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: wrong with Mary who you want to, but you can't
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: tell me I don't do black. I'm married to a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: white man. I don't do broke. That's reverse racism and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you just used it, and it's people like you. While
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: we're in the shape wind today, hang on, Steve. We'll
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: come back for part two of your response at twenty
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: three after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subjection I don't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: do black or broke. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, let's recap
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. It's really simple. This woman says she
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: has loving heart. She helps the homeless. She met a
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: couple in the store buying the shirt. They didn't have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: enough money. She slipped two dollars in man's hand. The
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: woman went off, cause you're gonna be giving my man
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  Speaker 1: to get out his face. You apologize you're doing all right. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Then you told her you should have given it to her,
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  Speaker 1: and then you said I love black people. She kept
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  Speaker 1: two dollars and walked out the store. This is where
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: your love for black people turned. She walked out to
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  Speaker 1: doing you mad so mad. You told her you color
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  Speaker 1: green eat insecure e b T card carrying helfer, I'm
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: married to a white man. I don't do black or broke.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want your broke ass man. Now, you just
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: handed the man two dollars. Then you tell a lady
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want your broke ass man. You don't kind
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: of give her. Yeah, you're a funny giver, and you're
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: married to a white man. You don't do black or broke. Wow,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: that's an interesting statement. I really don't have nothing for you, lady,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: except to just go. You love black people, but not
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: enough to marry one. So your blood for black people
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: is limited because it's been prejudiced by your thoughts that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: black people are insecure. Call it green eton and EBT
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: car card carrying people. Now you can say like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I have a loving heart and I love black people.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I truly hate people with this kind of mentality. What's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: wrong with our people? Well, the same thing that's wrong
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: with you, because you one of us, see you black,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: but you hate people with that mentality, You know, the
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: mentality we hate. We hate people who don't love us
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: enough to want to be with us. We have people
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: in our race like you who look down on others
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: because they don't fell on some hard times. So now
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: since you think they call it greendy need b TCA
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  Speaker 1: and caring people, you don't even want to marry one
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  Speaker 1: of them. So now, congratulations, you have a white man.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with that, do you, sister? But don't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: tell huh you don't do black or broke? You what
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: what do you mean you don't do black? That be like?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: For example, let me get you this example, lady. Let's
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: say I helped the homeless and I got my little
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: fire bags in the car like you. But I'm driving
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: along and I see some homeless people, but I decide
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: that I don't do white, So now I don't help
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the white people out skip their homeless. These bags is
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: just for black people. See that's what you're saying. I
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: don't do black or broke, like those two go together. Well,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I want to say something to you. All of us
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: on this show happened to be black. Ain't now one
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: of us broke? Not now one of them? But she
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: don't do it because we're black. Lady, you're sad. You're
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: sad the way you hand it. Help man, Yeah, but
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna change because you have this, You have
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: a self hatred about yourself that's carried over into the
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: rest of the black people. So that's why you figure
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: if you go get a white man, that'll fix it
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: for you. You're steal the black lady in your stuff.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: She's better than white people carry EBT cards too, at
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: the insecure they like Coller Greens. Yeah, you race it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: on so many levels. I'm talking about jobs. It's it's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: like my grandmother said, you think white ice cold hunt. Yeah,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: you're right, that's it's just it's sad when people are
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: that way. Man, Yeah it is. And she thinks it's okay.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: She sees nothing wrong with it. Surely I thought it
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: was okay, good enough to write a letter like we
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: would agree with her. I hate people like that. How
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: should I have handled it? You're handled wrong? First of all, Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you're handled it wrong. Shouldn't have told us you don't
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: do black people. I do. And she tried to to
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: sugarcoat it by saying she helps the homeless. Right, But
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I do black people all day long, o day, and
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: white people do do white people to work, thank you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: very much. Yes, I don't mind doing white people. Think
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: it was wait, and I wait, some of your best friends.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Some of my best friends are white. And let me
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: tell you, I take this black money I get and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I hang out with white. But she's trying to make
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: it like the lady. Something's wrong with the other lady
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: for going in. You're slipping her man some money, and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Bawn wentf I'm sorry, walk away from it. It's not
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: a good look. You're a strange woman slipping her man
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: some money. Anybody would have reacted. Any woman would have
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: reacted like that. One died. Be the reason she don't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: do black or broke because she may used to be
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: black and broke. She thinks she's better now that she
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: has a white man patriot. That's a reflection. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: that's that is sounds like, hey, y'all, I know my um,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I know, I know my casino. Now, y'all, I just
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: tell you, really, what do you mean from when you
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: were doing the prank? I was gonna be no ney,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: They're help you. What I'm telling y'all gonna be in
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: sitting in this segway good. Let him go ahead. Remember
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all, I'm gonna be way back, way back
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: when about thirty forty five minutes ago. You've been talking
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: about that on the Strawberry Ladder. Well, I thought we
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: would do with it, like Okay, I wait, really all right, listen, guys,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. You can email us
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: or Instagram. That's your thoughts, you know. Let you on
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM. Coming up in
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: ten minutes. The upcoming mid term elections are very important.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about why right after this. You're listening to
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve, So we all
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: have been talking about this. This will probably be one
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: of the most important mid terms ever, probably in in
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: our lifetime and our history of voting. UM just a
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: few days away, only twenty three days away now from
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: November six. The Democrats need twenty three seats to take
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: the House away from the Republicans, and they need two
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: seats to get the Senate majority. Alright. The President was
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: on sixty minutes last night. He talked about climate control
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: North Korea. Not to mention, he said he trusts Kim
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: John Oon Uh. He said the economy is good, and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that what is and that is what is going to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: bring the country together. Take a listen, please, I do
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: trust him. Yeah, I trust him. That doesn't mean I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: can't be proven. Why would you trusted? Well, first of all,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: if I didn't trust him, I wouldn't say that to you.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't I be foolish to tell you? Right here? On?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Sixty minutes? And then we fell in love. Okay, No really,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: he wrote me beautiful letters and they're great letters. We
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: fell in love. I want to read you his resume. Okay.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: He presides over a cruel kingdom of repression, gulags, starvation,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: reports that he had his half brother assassinated, slave labor,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: public executions. This is a guy, you know all these things.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a baby, But why do you
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: love that guy? Look? Look, I like I get along
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: with him. Okay, and I loved him. Okay, that's that's like,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you know, it's like an embrace. Well, let it be
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: in a brice, Let it be whatever it is to look,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: let it be whatever it is. I get along with him,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: really well, I have a good energy with him, have
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a good chemistry with him. Look at the horrible threats
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: that were man, No more threats, no more threats, no
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: more threats to you. He's still enslaving and starving his people.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: He doesn't he doesn't care. He doesn't care about the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: atrocities against the North Korean people. It has nothing to
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: do with him. All he wants to do is stopped
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: and the nuclear weapons program. If he does that, he'll
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: consider that a success. Now, would that be an accomplishment,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: of course it would. Of course it would to get
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: them to stop nuclear building of bombs and and and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: stop all that. All of that would be great. But
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: here's the problem. America has always stood up for democracy
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: around the world. So you can't love a god. I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: know why he loves it because he's trying to get
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: something from it, just like why he thinks there's good
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: people on both sides over in the Charlottesville because he's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: trying to get something from him a vote. It's a
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: part of his base. If he thinks he can get
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: something from you, he loves you from Kanye know, he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: thinks he's gonna get the black vote. That's why he's
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: up there talking about and then the guy. I'm not
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: really well versed on this, so I just heard a
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: piece of this. Kanye asked him to pardon a guy ry.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many life sentences he got. But
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I didn't really understand that right there.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: That was an afterthought. Somebody was telling me, I don't
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: know what. I'm glad though. I'm glad Colin Kaepernick didn't
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: go down there because Kanye he was asking him to
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: go with and remember that, yes, you have the meeting
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: he wanted to set up. Right. Yeah, we're all glad
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: he didn't go. Well. Yeah, and other chance, he's a
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: smart guy. In other election news, Georgia Democratic gubernatorial nominee
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams has aut and this young lady right here
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: is on it. Okay, yes she is, Yes she is.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: She's accused her opponent, Republican Secretary of State Brian Kemp, yes,
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  Speaker 1: of voter suppression. Adams has called for Kemp to step
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: down as Secretary of State following a report that said
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Georgia put on hold, put a hold on more than
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: fifty three thousand voter registration applications, nearly seven and ten
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: of them belonging to African Americans. Not a good look. Okay,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: here is stay see on MSNBC explaining why her opponent
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Kemp is wrong. Take a listen. He's wrong. He's wrong,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: and how he approaches the right to vote. He's wrong
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: in his aggressive attempts to dissuade people from voting, because
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: voter suppression works in two ways. One is how he
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: does it, which is to stop you from actually being
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: able to cast a ballot. But the second is by
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: creating this miasma of fear where people are afraid to
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: even exercise their right to vote. That's what he did
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: down in Brooks County, it's what he did in Hancock County,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: That's what he's done all over the state of Georgia.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: But our campaign is grounded in the belief that if
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: we tell people they have power and we show them
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: how to use it, they will wield it and we
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: will win this election come on behind in spite of
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: him cheating and holding votes because he's in charge of
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: the voting rights in Florida and he's running for governor
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: and Georgia, and they say that's wrong for him to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: be doing that, and it is wrong. It's a conflict
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: of in definitely, absolutely a conflict of interesting and she
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: knows that She's pointed it out. The sad part, though,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: is and the sad part of it is the Conservatives parties.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: They're absolutely brilliant at spinning everything. Yes they are. They
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: always have been, Steve Yes, and and they will find
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: a way to spin it unless we get to these
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: polls and vote. They can't spend it if they ain't
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: in office to spin. No, sir, there has to be
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: a change in Georgia. There has to be uh and everywhere.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, we got we gotta show up at these polls.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, we really do it, like we tell you something.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: If they can make a change in Alabama, yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: the way they do that's a red state for shoot,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. We got to go to the
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: polls in Georgia. Alright, So go to the polls in
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: November six, please please please Coming up at the top
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we're gonna switch gears. J Anthony Brown
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: is here with he'll tell us about it. Right after this,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Show. All right, Jay, you're
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: here with a segment called thick book or thin book?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Please explain or thin book. I have never written a
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: book like my boss has several books, A four, four books, three.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm doing some research on writing book. You know, I
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: need to know if this is going to be a
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: thick book or a thin book. So here we go,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: black friends that down Trump has, that'd be a thick book,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: a thin book. Wants to pay. That's that's a matter
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: of fact. You ain't gonna do that. All you gotta
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: do is play that video when he was out on
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: that Tom back talking about that goes my African Americans.
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  Speaker 1: That's the end of the book, right, it's a flyer. Yah,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: it's a flyer, all right. Dance tips by Masterp thick
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  Speaker 1: book book tips. I remember when he was on Dancing
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: with the Stars. Yeah, all right, here we go again.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Skin Lightning tips by George Wallace. Thick book or thin book?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: A thick book? I think a book right there, boy,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: because he's gonna have to do some explaining, alright. Make
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  Speaker 1: Up tips by Michael Blackton does a thick book or
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: a dude right there? I like Michael black but I think, though, okay,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: how about this one. How to put bass in your
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: voice by Junior? What do you think a real thing
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: like that? Couple page, just a couple of pages. You
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: got some bad I'm using it now. A thick a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: thin book, thick a thin book. Cooking tips by Shirley
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  Speaker 1: volume several volumes that's on a paper because and at
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the end of it, she's gonna try to cook something
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  Speaker 1: I turned into a TV show jam gonna turn to
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: a fire. I'm hitting everybody. Here we go raising tips
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  Speaker 1: by timing. You go to hand, give me track and
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  Speaker 1: running that. I'm hitting the body, so get ready. I
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  Speaker 1: really give a damn about my collar for rel What
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  Speaker 1: you think? Oh that's thick? Thin? What is it? Sick
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  Speaker 1: or thin books? These are I'm letting you know. These
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: are thick books or thin books? Books or thin books?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Did I give you white women to have dated? Jake?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Is that a thick That's probably a thick book? Maybe
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting what what stick of thin book? Comedy tips
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: by Nick Cannon. You're throwing rocks by Jake. You're a
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: cannon at Nick Cannon. That hurt another friend, Steve, we've lost.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't going on the show. No, I'll never be
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: on the Wilding Out I never. Alright, alright, alright, here
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  Speaker 1: we go, last one, last one, thin books, thick or
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: thin books? I guess I should pack up after this one.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Thick the thin books Hit Tips by Steve Harvey. What
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: do you think hair? Tip by Steve Hard He had
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of hair and now he's now we got
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: but we got the mustard. Now we got the beard.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Now I got I got one last one for you, Ja,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: This ain't a good week it man radio employment by Ja,
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  Speaker 1: try to be a check book. Another one for j
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  Speaker 1: another book of Jay comedy clubs. I can't go back to.
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  Speaker 1: Got good mon to show a bad money shot who
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: turned on real quick, big lips, a bad hip. He's
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: on the roll now now, yeah, what what I got
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  Speaker 1: wanted for Timmy? Don't do it too too long to
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: put it together? I know, dog, I know you saw
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: me trying to put it together and it ain't coming
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: together and it ain't gonna be yeah, and then you're
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: gonna force you. You ain't gonna say it with confidence.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: It ain't gonna flow. Yeah. And then one of the
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: girls who saying we waited on that, and then ugly
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: that would be my work wife that do that. Let's
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: do that one here, I got one. I got one.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: When the joke takes too long by Junior, how about
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: that pick? Yeah, he's start throwing rocks at us, but
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: you know, uh alright, they open to hit hit me.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: President of the CEO of your team. Okay, Tom, Tom joining,
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  Speaker 1: will you take me back thick book? If Jay's writing
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: it thick, Tom's writing it thin. All right, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Uh so on the break, guess what Nephew just remembered something?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: So nephew you're up, tell us you know what I
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: found out exactly where I am November ninth, Intent, Because
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: last time I told y'all I was gonna be in Tunical, Mississippi.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: But of course I knew somebody was gonna say it.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: What what? What's the name of a casino? Timmy? And
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: I did not know it? Okay, but it is the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Fits Casino f I t Z Fits Casino. I'm there
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: November ninth Intent. That's Friday and Saturday. The nephew is
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: in Tunica, Mississippi. I got my information together now, okay,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: But I asked the question pertaining to the day, did
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: you please two hours later? Can I answer? Please? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm await on the commercial break task good. Oh that's
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: so nice. We have plenty of time, Steve, go ahead, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean what you have two nights? Yeah, they do
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: it at the casinos. Yeah, how many seats in there?
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  Speaker 1: We didn't know the name you think it was. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I thought he might have got that information. If he
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: got two nights, what they could do a lot of times,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy is uh, you know in casinos because they have
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: so many players that come through there. They comp a
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: lot of tickets for players because they just want them
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: to come to the show so they could walk through
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: the casino. The yeah, yeah, kind of like that. So
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: because like if it's like a sea them, you know what,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: I'm glad we own that because I gotta I really
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: do have to ask you something. It's it's it's me now,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you right now. I'm just gonna go
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: and put it out. I ain't gonna even hold on
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: now before I get into this show. Pray for me,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Dear Lord, please put the right words into
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: his mouth and let Tommy have ears to hear and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: the I'm gonna here wherever he says. Okay, I'm gonna
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: do it. I am, I am, but I'm I've been
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: thinking about this. I've been thinking about this for like
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: three weeks now, all right, so check this out. So
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: my roommate from college, he come hang out with me
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: in Houston at the house, and he told me about
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: a couple of aggies texasan um, a father and a son.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: They bought some property in Odessa, Texas. Odessa oil is
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: booming like crazy, and it's going bananas down there, all right,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: it's bananas. There's not enough hotels to accommodate all these
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: people that are doing this, that are that are working
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: the whole oil industry. So, um, they bought eleven acres
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  Speaker 1: of land. They wouldn't got a half a million dollar
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  Speaker 1: a longe. Okay, Uncle, they went and bought eleven acres
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  Speaker 1: and they created a trailer park, a whole trailer park
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  Speaker 1: where it's six hundred dollars per trailer per month, per month,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna have enough for a thousand slots. You can
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: make sixty g's a month, all right, and the oil
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: is gonna be booming down there for the next five
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: six years. So I said, that's eleven acres. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: go that far into it. Let's go by five six
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: acles and do the same thing. Yeah, I cut back lit. Now,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: now you came in on the dal Lux. We go
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: get twin as me and people hold on. I have
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: a series of answers for you. All right, Oh please
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: don't let me down, Steve. We prayed and everything. We'll
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: be back with mar morning right after this. You're listening show, alright, Uh,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: the soger continues. Before we left off, the nephew asked
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: his uncle a mentoring question. All right, Tommy, just kind
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: of quickly, let let me do it, okay. So I
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: asked Uncle Steve about I heard about, you know, all
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: industries booming in oldest of Texas, and some people bought
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: some land, eleven acres of land, and before half a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: million dollars got alan for half a million, and they
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: can have a thousand slots six hundred dollars a slot
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: on a on a trailer home park. Alright, everyone would
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: pay six hundred dollars a month in a trailer home park.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna lease out of thousand of them.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: You can make sixty g s a month and you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: can make your money back and then something. So your
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: question to your uncle is, so my question to my
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: uncle was if I did this with like five six acres,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Let's say I only went and got two hundred fifty
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: three hundred thousand, not alone? What is this a good
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: investment or not? Okay? First of all, in all series, mhm,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: just let me ask you something. First of all, your
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: friend that came to tell you this, here's a question
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: number one in business? Why would he tell you? What?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Were you just talking about it? I mean, but this
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: is a great deal. Now, why would he tell you?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you don't have to answer the question.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: You think he's sucking with me. No, I'm just saying
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: when a person has a great idea, why why he starts?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Why he's spreading it around? And he ain't in yet?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: He made your money to get in? Uh? I mean
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: he just want he won My best friends on we
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: talked all the time. We talked about a lot of Okay,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: eleven acres cost five hundred thousand dollars. He gonna put
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: sixty trailers on it. No, no, no, you got that wrong.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Answered a thousand trailers on? He gonna put a thousand
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: trailers on eleven acres? Boy, how have you ever seen
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: eleven acres? Man? How are you gonna put a thousand
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: trailers on eleven acres? They're gonna stack him? What I'm saying,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: shut up, Jo, this is my investment. Shut up, I
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: mean Tommy, Tommy. But yeah, you know, okay, hold on, man,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: And maybe I missunderstanding something when you say trailer What
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: do you mean? I'm telling about trailer homes? You know,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: like like mobile homes. You mean you mean like a
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: trailer park, like a trailer park. Yes, bro, how in
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: the world can you put one thousand trailers on eleven acres?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: I told you to shut Tommy. That's Tommy, Tommy. I'm
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: actually telling you let me do this. That's very tough
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: to do. Man. You know them. It can't be no
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: side you and you and you have acres and you know,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: you know, you know that. I have let me a
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: piece of land that's exactly eleven acres. Okay, how many
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: do you think you could have on eleven eight? Uh?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Couple hundred maybe maybe that's it. Have you driven through
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: one before? That's so close together? Man, Tommy, there's no
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: room to put the propane tank. Well, you gotta have
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: a profane I know exactly where you're going. Okay, Okay,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: hold on, Let's say you could put a thousand trailers
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: on Lemon Makers. Do you know how many trailers at you. Okay,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: all right, Look, we'll come back to finish this up
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: and close out the show right after this, last break
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: of the day. Get it in like the buildings. All right, Look,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys, here we are, last break
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: of the day. Now, let's finish up this conversation between
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: tom possible investment. That's where we're at, in the middle
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: of loser monopoly. Be quiet. Okay, So Tommy that I
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: told you he's gonna buy eleven acres for five hundred
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars half a minute. That's very doable. Understand that.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: But he gonna put a thousand trailers on it and
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: charge six hundred a month for each trailer. So you
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: think that they're gonna take in six hundred thousand dollars? No, No,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: sixty No, sixty huh Okay, they're gonna bring in sixty
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: thou dollars a month. Yes, how they how they gonna
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: get the trailers? No, you don't understand. People are renting
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: this land. That's what they do with trailer home. You
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: rent that that space. So you see what I'm saying. Yes,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: you think people gonna drag their trailer to these land makers. Uh,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: that's what Okay, Okay, I'm gonna show you what's happening.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I'm gonna show you what's happening with this eleven.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back and show you to it on paper.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: I'm so you're not you're not. You're not investing in
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: the trailers. You just want to buy the land. You're
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: just buying the land. And people get the trailers, and
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: you do charge them six hundred a month to park there, right,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: and you have slots set upst got it? I got it? Okay, Okay,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: they got water, they got electricity. You gotta make sure
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: they set I ain't trying to talk you out of it,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: but let me just walk you down this a little bit. Okay. Now,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: you're not in on the oil. No, put is the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: big boom. You ain't in on selling the trailers. You
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: ain't risking the trailers out, none of that. You're rinting
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: the patch of land from them to park the trailers. Yes, sir,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: because oil is booming. And what's this name? Odessa? Odessa Texas?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you so how much aill you
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: think for to come out text. I don't know nothing,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: but I know all I thought they was coming out.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: It's all booming, but I don't know nothing. Boy, how
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: long or are gonna be going on it? Tommy? How
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: many people can come to Odessa? Listen to me, this
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: ain't Dallas, this ain't Houston. How many people can come
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: to Odessa? That would justify you having that? Lad? How
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: long is the oil gonna last? And how much all
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: is coming out? I can tell you how much all
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: coming out? Can I can I see a question to
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: that one. If you don't know nothing about all, then
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: you don't need to be done. You're all ask your question.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: Here's my question, and this is a serious question. Me.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: If you found out how many trade trailers are actually
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: being sold down there? On how many trailers, how many
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: trailer parks are already down there? And you know, then
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: you can find out where the trailers are coming from,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: because uh, you said a thousand trailers. So so Jack,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: here's the deal is that the oil is supposed and
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just standing how it was given to me. All
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: is booming so much that they don't have enough hotels
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: in that town to annominate all these people they can't
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: house them. And these people are these guys now are
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: bought this patch of land and they say, hey, we're
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: gonna create a whole trailer home park where you can
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: just pull up park, pay your six hundred a month,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: and there it is. And I'm like, what damn all
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta do is buy some land and put some
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: electricit and some water on it, and some gays. That
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: was my Do you hear yourself? By the time you
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: by the land, pay the note back, vide the electricity,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: and provide the gas. Do you know how much you're
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: gonna have to pay to get that thing ready to
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: take houses? You got put up lighting too, And I
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna split the k with about eighty friends
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: unless they covered wagons, then you know. Okay, hold up,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: hold up, we don't We don't have to continue this tomorrow.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I've done some research. Here it is. I just told
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: you an acre land is how much forty three thousand,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: five hundred sixty square feet, right, Each parking space requires
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty square feet to park. A trailer
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: requires one hundred and eighty square feet. One acre of
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: land would accommodate. Wow, two hundred and forty two parking
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: spaces one acre would create you know what I'm saying. Okay,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: but now listen to the whole time, whole time parking
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: spaces with no no surrounding space. Okay, so now you're
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have to put these septic tanks, but you gotta
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: have I forgot about that time. You gotta put septic
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: tanks underground. But the but the margin is pretty close
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: though on who forty two? Of course this assumes now
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Of course this assumes no turning lanes
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: and each parking spot is right next to each other.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: This would be Tom is bad guy trail La park.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Tom listen to me. People can't even open their doors.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: They do the door, Tommy, you can't even open your
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: dayn dope trailer park. Go ahead to please. Hey, y'all listen.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: I know y'all probably happier than I am right now.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: Y'all have a good weekend. Boy, I don't I don't
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: know how you'd be doing this. Man, Will you meet
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: me in Odessa? I ain't got no money from the
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: day and if I would be in on somewhere. Don't
• 1:38:22
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• 1:38:24
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