Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Lamar Odom's Khloe Doll, Sista O'Dell's Easter Recap, I Got Papers On That Man, This Cannot Be My Life, and more - 04.21.25
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
- 0:09Speaker 1: All at all?
- 0:10Speaker 3: Soon give them black the million bus boozy.
- 0:23Speaker 4: Ye listening to.
- 0:28Speaker 5: To I want to joy Joy.
- 0:58Speaker 1: You know you love?
- 1:06Speaker 6: You gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 7: I can't.
- 1:40Speaker 6: Go to turn them out.
- 1:42Speaker 5: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
- 1:46Speaker 5: the word of the monja.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Come out your thinking that?
- 2:00Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
- 2:05Speaker 8: to the voice.
- 2:06Speaker 9: Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
- 2:09Speaker 9: got a radio show today?
- 2:11Speaker 7: Is it?
- 2:11Speaker 8: Everybody on a real positive note?
- 2:13Speaker 2: Today? Is it?
- 2:16Speaker 1: Today?
- 2:16Speaker 8: Is the day?
- 2:17Speaker 10: You know?
- 2:17Speaker 9: When I was in high school, you know, my mother
- 2:20Speaker 9: was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I would walk
- 2:23Speaker 9: out the door every morning on my way to school,
- 2:27Speaker 9: and my mother used to say, listen to me, son, hey,
- 2:29Speaker 9: don't forget. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
- 2:32Speaker 9: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
- 2:35Speaker 9: I ain't think much of it. You know, it was
- 2:37Speaker 9: just my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman.
- 2:40Speaker 9: So you know, I just took it as that. But
- 2:42Speaker 9: as I've gotten older, man, you know, that's registered more
- 2:45Speaker 9: and more with me. Today is the day that the
- 2:48Speaker 9: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
- 2:51Speaker 9: That's pretty cool, man. What better blessing will you get
- 2:55Speaker 9: throughout the day than the fact that he allowed you
- 2:58Speaker 9: to live and see another day? See sometimes, Man, when
- 3:01Speaker 9: you're young, you don't pay no attention to that. But
- 3:04Speaker 9: all you got to do is keep living, keep watching
- 3:07Speaker 9: some people that you know not be here anymore, go
- 3:11Speaker 9: to class reunions and they smaller, see people that you
- 3:14Speaker 9: really loved. It meant a lot till you leave this world,
- 3:17Speaker 9: and all of a sudden, man, immortality starts to matter
- 3:21Speaker 9: a great deal to you. Some of us learn this
- 3:24Speaker 9: lesson sooner than others. But I know, when you're young, man,
- 3:27Speaker 9: you know you think you're gonna be here for a while.
- 3:29Speaker 9: You think you got time to play around, You think
- 3:31Speaker 9: you got time to get it together, You got time
- 3:33Speaker 9: to make the mistakes. But man, oh man, I almost
- 3:36Speaker 9: every full blown adult that I know will tell you
- 3:39Speaker 9: and have said these words right here many times, and
- 3:43Speaker 9: I would see. The reason I'm saying is because I
- 3:44Speaker 9: want you to hear them, because you're gonna use them.
- 3:46Speaker 2: If I only knew then what I know.
- 3:49Speaker 9: Now, Do you know how many people have said those
- 3:52Speaker 9: words right there? Because in time, man, you gain so
- 3:56Speaker 9: much wisdom. Oh but it ain't like nobody didn't tell
- 3:59Speaker 9: you though. Somebody told you back then. Hey man, it's
- 4:01Speaker 9: best to buckle down now, he say, Hey man, you
- 4:04Speaker 9: better quit wasting time. Hey look, do your best at
- 4:07Speaker 9: all the times, you know, stop stop worrying about that.
- 4:10Speaker 9: I'm telling you, son, in a minute, them clubs ain't
- 4:12Speaker 9: gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute, that going
- 4:15Speaker 9: out all the time ain't gonna mean nothing to you.
- 4:17Speaker 9: I can't tell you how many times I repeat it
- 4:18Speaker 9: to my kids. But man, today is a different day,
- 4:22Speaker 9: because today is the day that the Lord has made.
- 4:25Speaker 9: So he gave you a shot today. If you woke
- 4:27Speaker 9: up this morning, or if you're finishing your day on
- 4:29Speaker 9: your shift, he gave you a new day. Nothing bigger
- 4:34Speaker 9: than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
- 4:37Speaker 9: why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
- 4:40Speaker 9: take advantage of it? How About if you start today?
- 4:43Speaker 9: How About if you stop hesitating today. How about if
- 4:45Speaker 9: you stop delaying it today? How about if you stop
- 4:48Speaker 9: procrastinating today. How About if you make today to day
- 4:51Speaker 9: that you go for it? I mean man, let's all
- 4:53Speaker 9: just decide today. Let's go for it. Let's put forth
- 4:57Speaker 9: a maximum effort today. I mean, really what you're doing. Look, man,
- 5:01Speaker 9: take advantage of this blessing of waking up, do something today.
- 5:06Speaker 9: If you would just start the process, man, start that
- 5:09Speaker 9: business you always dreamed of. Go look into that other
- 5:12Speaker 9: job you always yearn for. Go get the training you
- 5:14Speaker 9: need to get the promotion. Man, go back to school, man,
- 5:18Speaker 9: go see what you need to do to lift yourself
- 5:20Speaker 9: to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
- 5:24Speaker 9: how it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
- 5:26Speaker 9: something about how it goes.
- 5:28Speaker 8: If you make one step, he'll make two. But you
- 5:30Speaker 8: could people.
- 5:31Speaker 9: Talk about all the time, Man, it seemed like you're
- 5:33Speaker 9: always getting a blessing. Oh man, when you talking to
- 5:36Speaker 9: a person, listen to this. If you talking to a
- 5:38Speaker 9: person and it seems like there's always a blessing coming
- 5:42Speaker 9: his way, let me tell you what that person doing.
- 5:45Speaker 9: That person is putting one foot in front of the next.
- 5:48Speaker 9: That person is putting forth some efforts out there. And
- 5:51Speaker 9: that's the only way God can bless you. God can
- 5:53Speaker 9: only bless you with your efforts. He can only put
- 5:56Speaker 9: his finger on the thing that you you are doing
- 6:01Speaker 9: or attempting.
- 6:02Speaker 2: That's all He can help you with.
- 6:04Speaker 9: He there are no jobs walking up to your door,
- 6:07Speaker 9: knocking on your door. But if you beating the pavement,
- 6:10Speaker 9: if you sending in the apps, if you online scouring
- 6:12Speaker 9: somewhere to work, somewhere to get a job, then God
- 6:15Speaker 9: can touch somebody's heart to hire you. But if you
- 6:18Speaker 9: sitting at the house every day, smoke every day, drinking,
- 6:21Speaker 9: but you wonder why you just can't get a job
- 6:24Speaker 9: a couple times, you the one out there to if
- 6:26Speaker 9: you ain't got a job, you got to look go
- 6:28Speaker 9: get one every day. You got to go look for
- 6:31Speaker 9: one every single day. You can't take no days off.
- 6:34Speaker 9: How about today? How about today? If we decide today
- 6:37Speaker 9: is the day that we're gonna make the move. Today
- 6:40Speaker 9: is the day that we stop delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today
- 6:44Speaker 9: is the day that we take a step in the
- 6:46Speaker 9: direction to do something for ourselves, for our lives, for
- 6:49Speaker 9: our family, for our wives, for our children, for our community,
- 6:52Speaker 9: for our school. Do something today, for crying out loud, man,
- 6:57Speaker 9: stop sitting in your own life in just a stew
- 7:01Speaker 9: of misery in your own life. I'm gonna tell you something.
- 7:05Speaker 9: If you are in a state of confusion, if you
- 7:07Speaker 9: are troubling, if you're stuck on what to do next,
- 7:11Speaker 9: you let me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough.
- 7:14Speaker 9: That's what it is.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Man.
- 7:16Speaker 9: See when I get in a place, man where I
- 7:19Speaker 9: don't know what the next move is, it's because i'd
- 7:23Speaker 9: unusually stalled out.
- 7:24Speaker 8: See, this is the way God works. This is the
- 7:26Speaker 8: way He's worked for me.
- 7:28Speaker 9: Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
- 7:31Speaker 9: always trying to live my creed, which is ABC.
- 7:35Speaker 8: My model is ABC. Always be closing.
- 7:38Speaker 9: I'm always working on something, something to close something. When
- 7:42Speaker 9: you're so busy with the business of improving yourself and
- 7:46Speaker 9: doing with yourself and becoming the best you you can be,
- 7:50Speaker 9: God is always working on your behalf, behind some scene
- 7:55Speaker 9: of something that you're in the process of tempting to close.
- 8:00Speaker 9: But because you're not doing all you can do, you're
- 8:03Speaker 9: limiting you. You are because of your decision not to
- 8:07Speaker 9: give you all and all, you're limiting the opportunities for
- 8:10Speaker 9: God to put his finger on things in touch them
- 8:12Speaker 9: on your behalf. I don't know if the average person
- 8:17Speaker 9: really understands or knows what it takes to truly be
- 8:22Speaker 9: successful on whatever level you're talking about. But whatever that
- 8:26Speaker 9: level is, I don't care what a dollar amount you've
- 8:28Speaker 9: got attached to it, what level you got if you
- 8:30Speaker 9: have made the decision that you're going to be successful.
- 8:34Speaker 9: I think that a lot of people, the average person,
- 8:36Speaker 9: does not know what that means. Whatever level you've decided
- 8:40Speaker 9: to be successful on. See, that's your level of faith,
- 8:43Speaker 9: that's where you see your life at. Well, guess what
- 8:47Speaker 9: you got to maximize your efforts to even get to
- 8:50Speaker 9: that level.
- 8:52Speaker 2: So listen to me.
- 8:53Speaker 9: If you want to be successful at your church, if
- 8:55Speaker 9: you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
- 8:57Speaker 9: want to be successful down at the daycare, if you
- 9:00Speaker 9: want to be successful at your college, if you want
- 9:03Speaker 9: to be successful on your job, guess what it's gonna take.
- 9:07Speaker 2: All you got in that world to.
- 9:10Speaker 9: Become a success. I don't know why people think that.
- 9:14Speaker 9: If you don't want to be what somebody else said,
- 9:16Speaker 9: you ain't got.
- 9:17Speaker 8: To put forth that effort.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Now, Nah, I ain't wrong.
- 9:20Speaker 9: You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever.
- 9:23Speaker 8: Role you trying to accomplish. Lord have mersy man.
- 9:27Speaker 9: How about today though, y'all, how about today Today is
- 9:30Speaker 9: a good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out
- 9:33Speaker 9: of that. Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying,
- 9:36Speaker 9: stop procrastinating, start today. Watch God have something to put
- 9:42Speaker 9: his finger on there. And that's all you're trying to do. Man,
- 9:45Speaker 9: to line yourself up with God's grace, you got to
- 9:48Speaker 9: put out a lot of effort so God can put
- 9:51Speaker 9: his finger on something. You feel me today, I shall
- 9:53Speaker 9: hope you do because I'm on one today.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 9:56Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your divide attention.
- 10:06Speaker 11: Please.
- 10:07Speaker 9: This is the voice of somebody who would be confused,
- 10:11Speaker 9: someone who would think that they were something that they
- 10:13Speaker 9: really not. This is how Tommy sounds when he thinks
- 10:16Speaker 9: he's sexy, and I'll be trying to tell him he's not.
- 10:21Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ride to Steve Harvey
- 10:23Speaker 9: Morning Show.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Listen.
- 10:25Speaker 8: It's about gratitude, y'all.
- 10:27Speaker 9: Please don't miss an opportunity to tell God how grateful
- 10:30Speaker 9: you are for all He's done for you. Because listen
- 10:33Speaker 9: to me, y'all, he has done some things for you.
- 10:35Speaker 9: If you woke up today, Yeah, if you got any
- 10:38Speaker 9: measure of health, yeah, if you're working, yeah, if you're
- 10:41Speaker 9: still able to think and reason, yeah, if you got
- 10:45Speaker 9: hopes and dreams, yeah, if you've overcome something.
- 10:48Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 10:49Speaker 9: If you're going through something and you don't know what
- 10:51Speaker 9: to do, but he gonna get you through that too. Yeah.
- 10:54Speaker 9: All that's worth gratitude. Gonna get your mind right. Steve
- 10:56Speaker 9: Off Morney Show, Charlie Strawberry callin for Real, Missippi Moni
- 11:00Speaker 9: A Junior and the Legend of Nephew Tommy Uh Junior.
- 11:04Speaker 8: What in the world is going on?
- 11:07Speaker 2: Yesterday was Easter?
- 11:08Speaker 10: Man?
- 11:08Speaker 1: You go, how was your Easter?
- 11:10Speaker 2: What did you do?
- 11:10Speaker 1: How you celebrated what you got.
- 11:12Speaker 2: For Eastern Well?
- 11:13Speaker 9: I didn't get no new suit or nothing.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I was disappointed.
- 11:19Speaker 9: I didn't get no Easter basket, no green grass, I
- 11:22Speaker 9: didn't have that.
- 11:25Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I was alone on Easter, so it
- 11:29Speaker 8: was good.
- 11:31Speaker 12: Oh what's your favorite part about Easter? What you love
- 11:34Speaker 12: to see happen on Easter when you was growing up?
- 11:36Speaker 12: What was what's your favorite party? But I got a suit,
- 11:38Speaker 12: That's the favorite thing for me.
- 11:41Speaker 9: I boy, I remember that time I got that shark
- 11:44Speaker 9: skin suit, and I got a patrig golf and some shoes.
- 11:53Speaker 9: But boy, let me tell you something. My brother gave
- 11:56Speaker 9: me a pair of thicking things.
- 11:59Speaker 1: What's that?
- 11:59Speaker 9: What's t that's the silk socks with the cord line
- 12:03Speaker 9: in it where where it looked like stocking and then
- 12:06Speaker 9: it's a thick line in it.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Thick and things.
- 12:08Speaker 9: Oh what, surely you're from Chicago. You saw dudes with
- 12:14Speaker 9: them socks on. They looked they had lines in them,
- 12:17Speaker 9: but they was like like stock.
- 12:19Speaker 1: They looked like thin. Hold.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Yeah, pips wore pips?
- 12:26Speaker 8: Heard of them.
- 12:33Speaker 9: Gotta be a skin suit that was reversible. It was
- 12:38Speaker 9: orange and gray shark skin on one side and it
- 12:41Speaker 9: was a blue gray on the other side.
- 12:44Speaker 2: What withining a patch scarf?
- 12:49Speaker 1: So you've always been in fashion like this, Steve.
- 12:53Speaker 8: Huh always wanted to be into one suit a year.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Okay, okay, one ship.
- 13:00Speaker 9: That's why it was important to either get a reversible
- 13:03Speaker 9: or ten way from Sears. Sears made a ten way suit,
- 13:07Speaker 9: reversible best reversible jacket, and reversible pants. They said you
- 13:11Speaker 9: could wear it ten ways. I wore forty four ways.
- 13:18Speaker 9: They ain't know what they were doing out They had
- 13:23Speaker 9: a little car with a pitch on it to show
- 13:25Speaker 9: you the ten ways to wear it.
- 13:26Speaker 2: That went man.
- 13:26Speaker 8: Y'all missing so many opportunities.
- 13:30Speaker 1: They were amateurs, rookies, they were They wasn't pole.
- 13:37Speaker 11: All right, thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
- 13:39Speaker 11: minutes after the hour. We'll hear the pastors with a
- 13:43Speaker 11: word right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Folks.
- 13:52Speaker 8: There are a lot of reasons to like Hyundais.
- 13:56Speaker 9: Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
- 14:00Speaker 9: they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
- 14:03Speaker 9: the United States over the next three years that will
- 14:06Speaker 9: expand manufacturing and create more jobs for Americas.
- 14:10Speaker 7: And they just announced that they will not be raising
- 14:13Speaker 7: MSRP through June second, no matter what. Called five six
- 14:17Speaker 7: two three one four four six zero three for more details.
- 14:22Speaker 11: All right, ladies and gentlemen, and it's time now for
- 14:24Speaker 11: the pastors. That's Reverend Motown and Deacon Jam.
- 14:28Speaker 1: With we here today to bring you the wood.
- 14:33Speaker 9: I have a deacon who will give us a subject matter,
- 14:39Speaker 9: and I will give you the wood. Deaf jam is
- 14:44Speaker 9: your name, and reading is his thing. Let me get
- 14:51Speaker 9: our sermon, bring forth the word.
- 14:55Speaker 7: All right, pastor, we've got a member that has answd
- 14:57Speaker 7: us about h on this. She's going through something. We're
- 15:03Speaker 7: gonna go from the book of Fantage, y'all, the book
- 15:06Speaker 7: fan Cage, y'all.
- 15:08Speaker 1: That's very similar to Ruth.
- 15:11Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Free your cell, free your
- 15:17Speaker 7: sell faster. We're gonna start out the word says, the
- 15:20Speaker 7: scripture says, faster.
- 15:22Speaker 2: Baby. You don't pay me no mind?
- 15:25Speaker 9: Stop right there.
- 15:28Speaker 1: You're being ignored.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Or cash to the side. Read you act like you
- 15:38Speaker 2: don't love me no more.
- 15:40Speaker 9: Stop right there. Fellers have flitter flooded off the window.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Read. Maybe you need some space or some time.
- 15:51Speaker 9: Stop right there. You need a rule, spread out, go
- 15:56Speaker 9: do something with your Read.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Your attitude is unpredictable.
- 16:03Speaker 9: Stop right there to unpredictable, predictive preach me and I
- 16:18Speaker 9: can't get a bead or or which the way you're coming?
- 16:22Speaker 8: Which the way you're going?
- 16:23Speaker 2: Read?
- 16:24Speaker 7: And I don't want to make you unhappy. If you're
- 16:28Speaker 7: not happy, then you're free to go home.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Stop right there? The hell is your over here folk.
- 16:37Speaker 10: With me?
- 16:38Speaker 9: If that ain't well, you want to be what I'm
- 16:44Speaker 9: about to tell you?
- 16:45Speaker 8: What you could do with yourself.
- 16:47Speaker 7: Read, because I don't want you staying around if I
- 16:52Speaker 7: make you so miserable.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Stop right there. I don't want you to stay around.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Jar becall you miserable?
- 17:06Speaker 9: Why would you be somewhere where it ain't bearable? Why
- 17:14Speaker 9: would you be so well where you miss a rabbi read.
- 17:20Speaker 7: It sayings passing our head count. Now, if you don't
- 17:23Speaker 7: want me, then don't talk.
- 17:25Speaker 9: To him, stop right there. If you know that that
- 17:29Speaker 9: that that.
- 17:30Speaker 2: That really for bed. You don't want me, don't talk.
- 17:35Speaker 7: Go ahead and free yourself stop right there.
- 17:40Speaker 9: If you don't won't me, don't talk to me, goodhead,
- 17:48Speaker 9: free your shill, get out, okay by reproduction?
- 17:56Speaker 1: Yeah, wo re walk.
- 18:00Speaker 2: A lot of hopes?
- 18:03Speaker 10: So or not?
- 18:04Speaker 2: What ot of Quito? Come bye bye?
- 18:09Speaker 9: Yeah? I style awaygo that's right, that's right, barner chiller,
- 18:14Speaker 9: make it plain, say no more.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Read.
- 18:18Speaker 7: If you don't want me, then donna talk to me.
- 18:21Speaker 7: Go ahead to someone else.
- 18:23Speaker 2: For some right there.
- 18:25Speaker 9: You don't want me, don't talk to me, go ahead,
- 18:31Speaker 9: or someone here, find you somebody you want to talk to.
- 18:38Speaker 9: Find you somebody who can bear with you. Take it,
- 18:45Speaker 9: deal with it copasthetic, yeah or fradulation. Go ahead, you
- 18:54Speaker 9: heard me.
- 18:56Speaker 7: Description says now I said, baby, don't you know that
- 18:59Speaker 7: I try? Oh yeah, but the love I had inside
- 19:04Speaker 7: had died?
- 19:05Speaker 9: Stop right there. I tried but it didn't die. That's
- 19:08Speaker 9: all it said. I tried, but it doesn't die. I
- 19:14Speaker 9: don't feel that way. No more reading.
- 19:19Speaker 2: Won't you be a man? If it's over?
- 19:24Speaker 9: Oh?
- 19:24Speaker 8: Lord?
- 19:24Speaker 2: Stopping right?
- 19:27Speaker 9: Come on, yes, I'm asking you to do something that
- 19:32Speaker 9: don't seem like you're good at doing.
- 19:36Speaker 8: I asked the question from the book of Fantasia.
- 19:41Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. Why won't you be a man over?
- 19:49Speaker 9: Be a man about it?
- 19:52Speaker 2: It is over? Why don't you say something? What are
- 19:56Speaker 2: you dragging me through the mother fo If it's all
- 19:59Speaker 2: on you be.
- 20:00Speaker 7: A man here to say, read and just admit that
- 20:04Speaker 7: things ain't the same.
- 20:05Speaker 2: We'll stop right there. It ain't that whole right, that's right.
- 20:10Speaker 2: I knew it. You knew it. Why don't you admit it? Read?
- 20:14Speaker 7: Instead of making me think it's all good between us?
- 20:18Speaker 2: Which ones to blame? Stop right there?
- 20:22Speaker 9: Here's your faults. Why you got me thinking I got
- 20:27Speaker 9: something to do with it? If you don't want me,
- 20:29Speaker 9: don't talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself. If
- 20:34Speaker 9: you don't want to talk to me, go on and
- 20:36Speaker 9: find you someone else. Ah, I was here here, but
- 20:41Speaker 9: sho done drifted away. I wanted to be with you,
- 20:45Speaker 9: with you, you want.
- 20:45Speaker 2: To be with me?
- 20:47Speaker 9: Yeah, you stop talking to me. Go ahead and free yourself.
- 20:52Speaker 9: Unchain these doors, take them chains off.
- 20:56Speaker 2: The doors here. I want you to be free.
- 21:02Speaker 1: I want you to be for free.
- 21:05Speaker 9: Free your salf free, your sale, and no one else.
- 21:12Speaker 11: The passes with a word from the Book of.
- 21:17Speaker 9: Change or the doors of this churches wide open off
- 21:22Speaker 9: and it ain't for you to come, for you to leave.
- 21:27Speaker 11: Ask the clo our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in
- 21:30Speaker 11: the building right after this.
- 21:36Speaker 8: Folks, there are a lot of reasons to like Hyundai.
- 21:40Speaker 9: Hyundai's done a lot to support American consumers. I mean,
- 21:44Speaker 9: they announced their investment of twenty one billion dollars in
- 21:48Speaker 9: the United States over the next three years that will
- 21:51Speaker 9: expand manufacturing and create more jobs for Americans.
- 21:54Speaker 7: And they just announced that they will not be raising
- 21:57Speaker 7: MSRP through June second, no matter what. Call five six
- 22:01Speaker 7: two three one four four six zero three for more.
- 22:05Speaker 11: Details coming up at the top of the hour and
- 22:09Speaker 11: entertainment news, we'll recap the weekends, trending topics, and top
- 22:13Speaker 11: news stories. That's all coming up at the top of
- 22:15Speaker 11: the hour. We have a great show for you planned today.
- 22:18Speaker 11: Right now, it's time to ask the CLO our Chief
- 22:21Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Candace in Tacoma.
- 22:25Speaker 11: Candace rites, I'm getting lighto suction in May. That's next month.
- 22:29Speaker 11: My husband is against it because he will have to
- 22:32Speaker 11: take care of the kids while I'm recovering. He said,
- 22:35Speaker 11: I am selfish. Should that affect my decision?
- 22:39Speaker 9: Obviously not. You're gonna do it. You got it schedule
- 22:41Speaker 9: for May. You'll probably pay.
- 22:43Speaker 11: Yeah for this.
- 22:48Speaker 9: The reason he's calling yourself is just cause it a
- 22:50Speaker 9: cost and he got take cared in kids.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Why you're covering Yeah.
- 22:55Speaker 9: Maybe you got small kids. This is getting to mimmy makeover.
- 22:59Speaker 9: It's all right. I'm gonna tell you what right now.
- 23:02Speaker 9: Don't go to Miami to get it done. I'm doing
- 23:04Speaker 9: right now.
- 23:06Speaker 8: Because it ain't going good down there. They ain't got a.
- 23:08Speaker 9: Good track record. Lord and ladies that's out here messing
- 23:12Speaker 9: with this stuff right here. Get you a licensed practitioner.
- 23:15Speaker 9: Don't try to save money on that. Your health is
- 23:18Speaker 9: to certified lord certified. Come with recommendations. Do not go
- 23:25Speaker 9: down there in these hotel rooms and go down there
- 23:27Speaker 9: to these clinics in Miami. That's just meet Marcus doing
- 23:30Speaker 9: eight operations in date. It's not safe, ladies. Just be careful.
- 23:34Speaker 8: That's right, It's not worth it.
- 23:37Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, well, thank you for that. Colo. Moving
- 23:41Speaker 11: on to harmony and Cedar Hill Harmony Rights. Have broke
- 23:44Speaker 11: up with my boyfriend because he got a call in
- 23:46Speaker 11: the middle of the night and left. He said he
- 23:49Speaker 11: would not have answered it unless it was an emergency.
- 23:52Speaker 11: But he won't tell me who who it was and
- 23:56Speaker 11: why he left.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Looks like he's cheating. Am I wrong?
- 24:01Speaker 1: H Well, if.
- 24:03Speaker 9: You won't tell you who it is, I don't see
- 24:05Speaker 9: why he won't. Yeah, See that's the problem. And if
- 24:09Speaker 9: I'm gonna get up and leave you in the middle
- 24:11Speaker 9: of the night, it's my mama, That's who I'm going.
- 24:17Speaker 9: It's my mama. It's my mama, or my brother. If
- 24:21Speaker 9: I ain't got no brother, he's my best friend. Who
- 24:25Speaker 9: is my brother? But see, I don't get these young guys.
- 24:30Speaker 9: You've had plenty of time to come up with why
- 24:33Speaker 9: you left with a lie?
- 24:36Speaker 4: Just say that no, you.
- 24:37Speaker 9: Come up with the why you left, why you won't
- 24:41Speaker 9: that's say.
- 24:42Speaker 2: That it is beyond me.
- 24:43Speaker 9: If you give them nothing, that's where the guilt factor
- 24:47Speaker 9: comes in.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Give them something.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Just because you give him the truth.
- 24:54Speaker 13: So you're saying, give them something that the truth, why
- 24:59Speaker 13: you offended the truth?
- 25:01Speaker 4: Wait a minute, my pardner, call me the truth.
- 25:05Speaker 2: I won't tell him. That just don't sound like it.
- 25:11Speaker 4: And that is the point.
- 25:15Speaker 6: You must be.
- 25:18Speaker 8: Okay, Now, listen to me.
- 25:20Speaker 9: If he won't tell you, and you say you're gonna
- 25:24Speaker 9: break up, if he won't tell you, and he still
- 25:25Speaker 9: won't tell you, that's cause he don't care.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Yeah, break up. Next, he loved the other one? More dog?
- 25:32Speaker 9: You tripping at this point, he not gonna tell you,
- 25:35Speaker 9: and you're telling him you're gonna break up if he
- 25:37Speaker 9: don't tell you, and he ain't gonna tell you. He
- 25:39Speaker 9: don't even come up with a lie or you don't care?
- 25:42Speaker 1: Your call you if you can.
- 25:44Speaker 13: If he cared, he would lie.
- 25:51Speaker 11: Lady, Yes, all right. Moving on to Morris and Kalama Zoo,
- 25:58Speaker 11: Morris writes, my wife started using infanity and she's been
- 26:01Speaker 11: calling me out of my name when.
- 26:02Speaker 4: She gets upset.
- 26:04Speaker 11: I'm sick of her talking under her breath around me too?
- 26:07Speaker 11: What has gotten into my wife? We've been married four years?
- 26:11Speaker 11: How do I stop it? Right now?
- 26:14Speaker 8: Well, you gotta sit down. Is you can't stop it?
- 26:16Speaker 9: You gotta ask, just gotta say, baby, listen to me.
- 26:21Speaker 8: Let's sit down and talk.
- 26:23Speaker 9: It's really affected me, the fact that you started using profanity.
- 26:28Speaker 9: But just it just don't seem likes you. It just
- 26:32Speaker 9: don't seem yeah, but it don't seem like it's.
- 26:36Speaker 8: You in this up.
- 26:43Speaker 4: And then she talks under her breath, see I.
- 26:46Speaker 8: Have you got to talk with her? And then she
- 26:49Speaker 8: don't change.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Then what she don't care? But what happened?
- 26:55Speaker 11: Where is all of a sudden she just started using
- 26:57Speaker 11: profanity out of the blue.
- 26:59Speaker 10: She up.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Yeah, she messed up that badly.
- 27:04Speaker 9: I mean it's been building up them edible, she's been emble.
- 27:09Speaker 1: That's what you got out of that. That is your
- 27:11Speaker 1: Thank goodness, you're not.
- 27:16Speaker 11: She's just mad, that's what she's saying under her bread.
- 27:23Speaker 11: He's sick of that too, But he's acting innocently like
- 27:28Speaker 11: what has gotten into my wife?
- 27:30Speaker 9: He is, we don't know, so some has gotten into it.
- 27:34Speaker 9: But oh, that's why you got to talk oh gotcha? Okay,
- 27:40Speaker 9: all right, last one, Steve. This is Asia in Brooklyn.
- 27:44Speaker 9: Asia says, I had dinner with a close friend and
- 27:48Speaker 9: she asked how my boyfriend is doing. It made me
- 27:51Speaker 9: wonder why. She asked me that he's cheated before, so
- 27:56Speaker 9: is he cheating again? And she knows something? I'm paranoid?
- 28:00Speaker 9: Should I ask her if she knows anything? Well, she
- 28:03Speaker 9: asked you, how was he doing? Then your response should
- 28:07Speaker 9: have been I think he's doing fine? Do you know
- 28:09Speaker 9: something different? Since y'all close friend, Well, since you asked
- 28:15Speaker 9: just get to the bottom of this here we.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Go, you know?
- 28:20Speaker 8: Or is it just you paranoid?
- 28:23Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 28:23Speaker 9: Well, she said, she just asked about it, so you know,
- 28:28Speaker 9: So how you and your boyfriend doing. I know y'all
- 28:30Speaker 9: was messed up before, y'all good? Now it could be
- 28:32Speaker 9: just genuine concerned.
- 28:33Speaker 11: Yeah, that's that's normal. Yeah.
- 28:37Speaker 9: Yeah, a question Now if she say, hey, girl, how
- 28:40Speaker 9: you doing? Do you know what Chester is?
- 28:42Speaker 10: Right?
- 28:42Speaker 2: Now?
- 28:44Speaker 11: Okay?
- 28:47Speaker 4: Who's named Chester?
- 28:56Speaker 11: Okay? So so should she ask if she knows anything?
- 29:00Speaker 2: You're saying, I just.
- 29:06Speaker 4: And I just tell you, yeah you did, so.
- 29:10Speaker 11: You know what you meant?
- 29:15Speaker 9: And I'm saying a lot of this for that dude
- 29:16Speaker 9: that wrote in that time told me I got to
- 29:18Speaker 9: do better.
- 29:20Speaker 4: With your grammar.
- 29:23Speaker 8: And I'm not.
- 29:27Speaker 9: I'm here for entertainment. I'm not here to teach grandma.
- 29:30Speaker 9: That's not what this show is about. Hey, you need
- 29:34Speaker 9: to cut on a public radio station if you want
- 29:36Speaker 9: good grandma.
- 29:38Speaker 8: Listen to some politicians.
- 29:39Speaker 11: Are you bringing up old stuff?
- 29:43Speaker 2: Bothering him? Who talking about?
- 29:50Speaker 1: Let something go?
- 29:52Speaker 9: And Sherley, what are you talking about? Because you don't
- 29:55Speaker 9: let nothing go.
- 29:59Speaker 2: Yourself?
- 29:59Speaker 9: You can, I mean you want to blush your glasses
- 30:01Speaker 9: and everything.
- 30:02Speaker 8: You just bluishie all the time.
- 30:06Speaker 3: Say Jessel's never done to you.
- 30:13Speaker 4: That they much my lipstick?
- 30:18Speaker 11: All right, coming up, I'll live the top of the hour.
- 30:21Speaker 11: Thank you, Carl. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 30:23Speaker 11: we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 30:26Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Pope Francis,
- 30:35Speaker 11: the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died at
- 30:38Speaker 11: eighty eight. Uh. This is after a very lengthy illness.
- 30:42Speaker 11: Pope Francis spent his final days in service of the church,
- 30:45Speaker 11: participating as much as he could in the celebration of Easter.
- 30:49Speaker 11: His death prompts a period of morning after which all
- 30:52Speaker 11: cardinals under the age of eighty will convene to pick
- 30:56Speaker 11: the next leader of the Catholic Church. Pope Francis is
- 30:59Speaker 11: expected to be buried at the ancient Basilica of Saint
- 31:03Speaker 11: Mary Major, which lies outside the Vatican walls. And definitely
- 31:07Speaker 11: our condolences.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Yes, eight years old, Yeah, yeah, good life, good man.
- 31:18Speaker 11: Certain he was working on Easter Sunday.
- 31:22Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, didn't he just meet with Vice President Vance?
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yes?
- 31:30Speaker 9: Yes, wow, look, yeah but that was Wait a minute, wait,
- 31:35Speaker 9: when did he die because he wasn't didn't he do
- 31:37Speaker 9: something more eastern?
- 31:39Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right
- 31:42Speaker 4: after that.
- 31:44Speaker 11: Oh good yeah yeah, So our condolences for sure. Former
- 31:51Speaker 11: NFL great Colin Kaepernick is allegedly still training all day
- 31:56Speaker 11: every day for a possible comeback in the NFL.
- 32:00Speaker 10: Now.
- 32:00Speaker 11: This is according to his longtime girlfriend Nasa Dia TMZ
- 32:04Speaker 11: caught up with Nasa and she said, quote, nothing has changed.
- 32:07Speaker 11: It's all up to the teams if they let him play.
- 32:10Speaker 11: Kaepernick has not played in the league since twenty sixteen,
- 32:14Speaker 11: and he is now thirty seven years old. Last year
- 32:17Speaker 11: Kaepernick was offered an opportunity to coach with the LA Chargers,
- 32:21Speaker 11: but he didn't accept that. He said to be training.
- 32:25Speaker 11: He has said to be training relentlessly. And here's the question, Steve,
- 32:29Speaker 11: do you think an NFL team will pick him up
- 32:32Speaker 11: at this point?
- 32:32Speaker 9: Well, if you haven't played in that many years and
- 32:35Speaker 9: your thirty seven, the likelihood is not there.
- 32:39Speaker 11: Even if he's been training every day.
- 32:43Speaker 2: It's people playing every day.
- 32:46Speaker 9: It's to be the quarterback they're not calling though, Yeah,
- 32:49Speaker 9: they're not fitn to be the it's quarterbacks that's playing
- 32:54Speaker 9: every day.
- 32:55Speaker 8: That's not fitting to be the quarterback team that they own.
- 33:02Speaker 9: And you know, with all these discussions this year about
- 33:05Speaker 9: cam Ward going one, where is your do or gonna go?
- 33:09Speaker 9: You know, the Eagles and the I mean the Steelers
- 33:13Speaker 9: still looking for somebody the two players went to the
- 33:16Speaker 9: Giants Winston and Russell and you know you're just looking
- 33:20Speaker 9: at I haven't heard his name and come up in
- 33:24Speaker 9: a long time. I wish him well. I loved it, brother.
- 33:27Speaker 9: I wish him nothing but the dark and you know
- 33:30Speaker 9: it could Who am I I'm just saying the likelihood
- 33:33Speaker 9: I would I would have loved to have seen him
- 33:36Speaker 9: have been played because what happened to him was a travesty.
- 33:40Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely, you know, yeah, you're right, corrects, definitely right.
- 33:47Speaker 12: I mean, if they ain't got a call by now,
- 33:51Speaker 12: you ain't got a call by now, the likelihood of
- 33:54Speaker 12: you playing in NFL.
- 33:56Speaker 1: And it's been ten years, ten almost ten years.
- 34:00Speaker 2: I have a question for Junior. I bet he still
- 34:02Speaker 2: got it, though.
- 34:03Speaker 1: I ain't say he ain't got it.
- 34:04Speaker 8: Yeah, well he got it better and we got it.
- 34:08Speaker 1: I mean he got our quarterback me.
- 34:15Speaker 8: Yeah, I have a question for junior.
- 34:19Speaker 9: Junior, when did you decided to add the gold tee
- 34:22Speaker 9: to the mustache?
- 34:24Speaker 4: What?
- 34:26Speaker 1: What does that have to do with college?
- 34:29Speaker 8: He's not gonna be in the NFL. Junior is on that.
- 34:36Speaker 4: You're filling in nicely.
- 34:37Speaker 9: I just want y'all y'all hadn't said nothing. He was
- 34:40Speaker 9: putting the gold tea with the mustache.
- 34:42Speaker 11: You're the most distracted person ever.
- 34:47Speaker 8: I'm paying atition every day. I don't know how y'all
- 34:49Speaker 8: ain't looking said.
- 34:53Speaker 4: Why is that bothering you?
- 34:54Speaker 10: Though?
- 34:55Speaker 1: All right?
- 34:55Speaker 8: How y'all ain't say nothing though?
- 34:58Speaker 4: Oh man, well you can't.
- 35:01Speaker 11: Change over here.
- 35:02Speaker 13: You can't do nothing, honey, without them noticing you.
- 35:07Speaker 11: All right, Carlowen, come on in Music News, what you
- 35:11Speaker 11: got for us?
- 35:12Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
- 35:13Speaker 13: The twenty twenty five Essence Festival lineup. It is out
- 35:18Speaker 13: and you all know the days. July fourth through the
- 35:20Speaker 13: sixth in New Orleans at the Caesars super Dome and
- 35:25Speaker 13: of course the Moreel Convention Center. The festival will be
- 35:28Speaker 13: hosted by Anthony Anderson and Kenny Burson.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Yeah and up in the building.
- 35:35Speaker 13: Our performers include Glow Ruler, Boys to Men, The Isley Brothers,
- 35:40Speaker 13: Summer Walker, Maxwell Shirley, Yeah Yeap, NAS Junior, Monday Long
- 35:49Speaker 13: and make them say ugh going to.
- 35:51Speaker 1: New Orleans, Master P Yeah, Master P. Just to name
- 35:55Speaker 1: a few.
- 35:56Speaker 13: Jermaine Dupree will produce a special tribute to Quincy Jones.
- 36:00Speaker 13: And you know the convention Center they will be shopping, food, cooking, experience,
- 36:05Speaker 13: culture and community discussions. So quickly, who was your all
- 36:09Speaker 13: time favorite Essence performer Essence Fest?
- 36:11Speaker 9: What't Frankie May right? Frankie Oh, when was clicking his
- 36:19Speaker 9: hands down? Wasn't I have a question about this NAS
- 36:22Speaker 9: boy that's performing. Who is NAS Junior? It's a lot
- 36:25Speaker 9: of NAS is not the greatest rapper. That's not the
- 36:29Speaker 9: Noads you're talking about out of New York.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about nas.
- 36:32Speaker 13: I was letting Junior know because he's we're b Yeah,
- 36:36Speaker 13: you thought it was a.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Rapper named Nods. Junior, I don't know is we're talking about.
- 36:50Speaker 4: Jonah Carl. I'm I pray for you.
- 36:54Speaker 11: Steve.
- 36:54Speaker 4: Coming up at twenty minutes later was Junior President Trump nuds.
- 37:00Speaker 11: Junior President Trump posted what might be the worst Easter
- 37:04Speaker 11: greeting in history. We're going to talk about it right
- 37:07Speaker 11: after this.
- 37:08Speaker 1: We pat you just make it a little.
- 37:13Speaker 11: What you do it is you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 37:50Speaker 11: On Easter Sunday yesterday, President Trump wished Americans a Happy
- 37:55Speaker 11: Easter on truth social in the worst possible way. Trump wrote,
- 38:00Speaker 11: be Easter to all, including the radical left lunatics who
- 38:04Speaker 11: are fighting and scheming so hard to bring murderers, drug lords,
- 38:07Speaker 11: dangerous prisoners, the mentally insane and well known MS thirteen
- 38:11Speaker 11: gang members, and wife beaters back into our country.
- 38:14Speaker 4: Happy Easter.
- 38:15Speaker 11: Also to the weak and ineffective judges and law enforcement
- 38:19Speaker 11: officials who are allowing the sinister attack on our nation
- 38:22Speaker 11: to continue, and attacks so violent that it will never
- 38:26Speaker 11: be forgotten. He also batched former President Biden too, but
- 38:30Speaker 11: that does not need to be repeated. Meanwhile, on a
- 38:34Speaker 11: brighter note, what.
- 38:35Speaker 9: Did he say about Biden? Oh god, oh you know
- 38:38Speaker 9: you don't have it go ahead?
- 38:40Speaker 11: No anyway. Meanwhile, I didn't mean to make your breath
- 38:44Speaker 11: go away.
- 38:45Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bad. Though it was bad, it was vile,
- 38:48Speaker 4: thank you.
- 38:49Speaker 11: Meanwhile, our forever president, former President Barack Obama, posted a
- 38:53Speaker 11: sweeter sentiment for Easter from he and Missus Obama. He
- 38:57Speaker 11: posted quote to everyone celebrating today, yell and I wish
- 39:00Speaker 11: you were blessed, and happy Easter to all the kids
- 39:03Speaker 11: setting off on an Easter egg hunt hunt.
- 39:06Speaker 4: Good luck.
- 39:06Speaker 11: We are rooting for you, all right, that's what he said.
- 39:10Speaker 11: Just the comparisons there.
- 39:12Speaker 9: And if he find some eggs, bring them to this house.
- 39:18Speaker 9: You better not cracking him.
- 39:22Speaker 1: And back to your question, Steve, about what Biden said.
- 39:26Speaker 13: I mean about Biden, he was by first our worst
- 39:31Speaker 13: and most incompetent president, a man who had absolutely no
- 39:36Speaker 13: idea what he was doing. He also talked about, uh,
- 39:41Speaker 13: sleepy Joe Biden. I mean, and I'm quoting in part
- 39:45Speaker 13: from different multiple media publications.
- 39:49Speaker 1: That was CBS student.
- 39:51Speaker 6: Man, he was the.
- 39:53Speaker 8: Most unpresidential president.
- 39:57Speaker 11: Yes, I guess that's what the people like, that's what
- 39:59Speaker 11: they want. Petty, yeah, because he was that term as well.
- 40:04Speaker 8: I think petty is an understatement.
- 40:06Speaker 11: Oh really yeah, but from a president to.
- 40:10Speaker 9: Come on, wow, man, why would you even take a
- 40:14Speaker 9: Happy Eastern message? Do you understand that it's one of
- 40:18Speaker 9: the most religiously recognized holidays around the world. You know,
- 40:26Speaker 9: it's it's about the resurrection of Christ and in the
- 40:29Speaker 9: Christian faith, that's that's the whole anchilada is that he lives.
- 40:37Speaker 9: You take that moment to say stuff about the lunatic left,
- 40:43Speaker 9: those rotten judges that you don't like anybody disagree with
- 40:48Speaker 9: you and then talk about Biden is the worst president man.
- 40:53Speaker 11: Some people beg to differ with you, sir, now, I.
- 40:56Speaker 9: Mean you know, I just don't stern that's your message.
- 41:03Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, yeah, well thank you for that. Coming up
- 41:08Speaker 11: at thirty four minutes after the hour, she is here,
- 41:10Speaker 11: the one and Only Sister Hotel. Right after this you're
- 41:14Speaker 11: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, ladies and gentleman has promised
- 41:22Speaker 11: she is waiting.
- 41:24Speaker 2: The world is a ride.
- 41:26Speaker 6: He rolls only Yes.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Goud day.
- 41:30Speaker 3: Yes, he rolled the stone away. He been alive just
- 41:37Speaker 3: like he say, he say, because he rolled just stone away.
- 41:43Speaker 1: He roll he roll o. Yes, good day, my lord,
- 41:49Speaker 1: my lord.
- 41:50Speaker 2: Happy there was.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Yeah, he is risen.
- 41:57Speaker 4: He had risen, Yes, he had sure glad.
- 42:01Speaker 8: I wasn't there when they rolled that stowing away.
- 42:03Speaker 2: I ran right about it.
- 42:04Speaker 11: There was Sister Hotel. Good morning morning.
- 42:13Speaker 4: How did it go.
- 42:14Speaker 11: Yesterday with the kids Easter speech?
- 42:17Speaker 2: Lord, lord lord?
- 42:19Speaker 9: Last night was just wrong. I was wrong that little boy.
- 42:24Speaker 9: Oh yes, ma'am. I told him not to give him
- 42:27Speaker 9: a speech. Hellottle boy shut up there and wrapped it.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Oh he freestyle, girl. I couldn't believe.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Just up there, just wrapping his little speech.
- 42:43Speaker 1: You were cure a crew for a.
- 42:44Speaker 9: Minute, but it went long, and then it got on
- 42:47Speaker 9: and on and any I don't know how in the
- 42:50Speaker 9: Eastern speech he'd got mad at white folks and said somebody,
- 42:54Speaker 9: oh wow, we got three white members and they looked
- 42:57Speaker 9: at just as red.
- 42:58Speaker 11: Aw went in.
- 43:01Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's.
- 43:02Speaker 9: Something crazy about the stone and how he'd have pushed
- 43:05Speaker 9: him in there and then rolled the stone back and sat.
- 43:07Speaker 8: That went crazy.
- 43:10Speaker 9: It wasn't good, But anyway, it's over and we got
- 43:12Speaker 9: through it all the little boy that used to starty
- 43:16Speaker 9: like Steve.
- 43:16Speaker 8: He gave his speech, and how was it? We was
- 43:20Speaker 8: in there for a while.
- 43:23Speaker 4: The service went over.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it went a little long.
- 43:25Speaker 9: We ain't getting but two lines and Lord, her messy
- 43:29Speaker 9: two lines?
- 43:30Speaker 2: What was Yeah?
- 43:31Speaker 9: We all we all knew the speech by the time
- 43:33Speaker 9: he got through because he repeated it so many times.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Lord, that was rough.
- 43:42Speaker 9: And then sister john Needa's baby got them gave her
- 43:46Speaker 9: speech and she had on our uh.
- 43:50Speaker 2: Day glow lime green dress.
- 43:52Speaker 11: Question that was my next question, sister there, what kind
- 43:56Speaker 11: of outfits did you see us?
- 43:57Speaker 10: Woo?
- 43:58Speaker 9: She had on the day glow line green bright. Now
- 44:02Speaker 9: baby Jesse a dark darken in two thirty.
- 44:05Speaker 2: Ah, I believe.
- 44:09Speaker 9: That white standing up looked like the dress had just
- 44:13Speaker 9: came across the stage by myself.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Up color and Junior said, Lord.
- 44:27Speaker 8: Him messing, this ain't a tragedy right here.
- 44:34Speaker 9: We had then we had a little lebino baby. The
- 44:38Speaker 9: little lebino baby came up there, and then he had
- 44:41Speaker 9: on the black suit. We didn't know what was going
- 44:43Speaker 9: on anyway. They know they should have got that baby
- 44:47Speaker 9: a easter color.
- 44:52Speaker 1: White.
- 44:52Speaker 9: Yes, whitees white. That's all I ever wear. I'm missionary,
- 44:56Speaker 9: sweet mission yeah college. I was praise dancing. Did just
- 45:00Speaker 9: see the praise dancer?
- 45:01Speaker 1: Was that part?
- 45:01Speaker 10: You know?
- 45:02Speaker 2: They need to shut that down. Praise dance needs to stop.
- 45:04Speaker 9: They put one more over, the overweight girl in there
- 45:07Speaker 9: that didn't make the drill team.
- 45:10Speaker 1: It's just a shame.
- 45:14Speaker 8: These little half inch jumps they be doing.
- 45:16Speaker 7: You ain't off the ground, Come off the ground.
- 45:21Speaker 9: It's just the saddest thing. Praise dancing. There's a waste
- 45:25Speaker 9: of time, all them waving all them down. Stuff, Sit down,
- 45:31Speaker 9: you ain't talking, You ain't. You ain't togevel. It's half
- 45:36Speaker 9: inch jumps. It just jump and all them got them
- 45:39Speaker 9: bed sheets on.
- 45:40Speaker 2: You know, all them bad girls. Ain't a fine ain't
- 45:43Speaker 2: a fine little cute little girl? Ok, there, all of
- 45:45Speaker 2: them just bad building.
- 45:46Speaker 4: Heavy praise the Lord in the dance that praise.
- 45:50Speaker 9: The Lord and in the song or something. Let's I'm
- 45:54Speaker 9: gonna go to the past and see if we can't
- 45:56Speaker 9: get it cut out that.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Odell.
- 46:00Speaker 2: The show wasn't nice. We had to ship through it.
- 46:03Speaker 11: Coming up next to is a nephew and today's prank
- 46:06Speaker 11: phone call.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Right one of them girls were strong, she was strong.
- 46:11Speaker 8: And round.
- 46:12Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up
- 46:20Speaker 11: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
- 46:23Speaker 11: letter for today. Trust me, you're gonna love this one.
- 46:27Speaker 11: You're gonna love it. It's one of our favorites. But
- 46:30Speaker 11: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
- 46:33Speaker 11: What you got for is neph.
- 46:35Speaker 2: I got it for you, sir.
- 46:36Speaker 7: But before we get into it, let me think Jacksonville,
- 46:39Speaker 7: Floyda for coming out hanging out with the nephew.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Eastern weekend and Florida. I appreciate y'all.
- 46:45Speaker 6: Woo.
- 46:46Speaker 7: I was ignorant, but what but ignorant and sixth at
- 46:49Speaker 7: the same How you do that and then that and
- 46:52Speaker 7: that and that that right there, Junior?
- 46:54Speaker 2: How to do it? It's so hard, it's so difficult.
- 46:57Speaker 1: Is it teachable?
- 46:58Speaker 2: Could you teach me?
- 46:59Speaker 7: How can I teach sexy and stupid? That's a class?
- 47:03Speaker 4: Definitely teach stupid. Yeah now that Wait wait wait.
- 47:07Speaker 7: Wait wait, you got y'all saying I can't teaching you
- 47:09Speaker 7: got a pH d?
- 47:11Speaker 11: Yeah, you're the professor.
- 47:15Speaker 7: Heyt But the sexy they go hand in hand.
- 47:18Speaker 2: Now they both write there together. Hey, how about love
- 47:24Speaker 2: about you? Tom?
- 47:25Speaker 12: They can't shake your confidence about your sexy you.
- 47:28Speaker 7: Oh no they can't. No, you can't let that happen. No, don't, Junior,
- 47:33Speaker 7: don't never let nobody shake your sex.
- 47:35Speaker 11: Keep your sexy, always your joy.
- 47:38Speaker 7: That's about what I'll be telling them. I walk outside
- 47:42Speaker 7: in the backyard naked because I'm comfortable, because I'm.
- 47:45Speaker 4: Comfortable with my yourself.
- 47:48Speaker 2: I want you a lot today, Junior.
- 47:50Speaker 7: I want you to try about six thirty this evening,
- 47:54Speaker 7: walk out in your backyard.
- 47:55Speaker 13: But he doesn't have a sense, so that everybody's home
- 47:59Speaker 13: from work.
- 48:00Speaker 12: Everybody ain't got no offense over here, So it is
- 48:02Speaker 12: that's a lot.
- 48:03Speaker 7: Walk out there when you see neighbors. Just wait, just
- 48:06Speaker 7: why act like look, this is how you do it, Junr.
- 48:09Speaker 7: Act like you got clothes on and just way speak
- 48:14Speaker 7: to him. Way, what's your next little neighbor name? What's
- 48:18Speaker 7: first name?
- 48:19Speaker 1: Louise?
- 48:20Speaker 7: Hey, miss Louise, how you doing? And just wait and
- 48:23Speaker 7: just gone keep on walking through the yards. Mister Louise, Oh,
- 48:30Speaker 7: mister Louise, Louise, Oh my man, I done got it wrong.
- 48:38Speaker 7: See what I'm saying. When you're naked, you don't care.
- 48:40Speaker 13: But and you see what we said about the stupidity WITHHD.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Say you are the professor, all right.
- 48:52Speaker 2: You go to Frank of to day. This is I
- 48:54Speaker 2: got papers on that man. I got papers on that man.
- 49:00Speaker 2: I'll give you what.
- 49:02Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh is this Phyllis? Yes,
- 49:11Speaker 10: it is too, I'm speaking to all right, Phillis. This
- 49:14Speaker 10: is this is time down at the job I worked
- 49:16Speaker 10: out here with claim your husband, clem claim?
- 49:19Speaker 14: Oh okay, yeah, okay, how are you?
- 49:22Speaker 10: I'm good? He slipped and failed today? What and uh
- 49:27Speaker 10: he hurt himself? Uh uh he got leaves a little
- 49:32Speaker 10: shaken up here at the job. So what happened?
- 49:34Speaker 14: What do you what do you what happened?
- 49:36Speaker 10: Well, I think he definitely pulled something in his back.
- 49:41Speaker 10: But we now, who are you? Now? I'm his wife,
- 49:47Speaker 10: I'm just my Philly. You're you're you're Phyllis.
- 49:52Speaker 14: That's right, that's right.
- 49:54Speaker 10: Okay, because we got listed that his wife is Janis
- 49:57Speaker 10: and we tried to call her earlier, but we.
- 50:00Speaker 14: I'm his wife, I'm his wife. I don't know Janet.
- 50:04Speaker 14: Who the hell is Janet?
- 50:06Speaker 10: Janis is who we have listed for a contact? When? When?
- 50:10Speaker 10: When it's emergency contract or something happened?
- 50:13Speaker 14: Y'all got that mixed up? Now, I must have mixed
- 50:15Speaker 14: that up somehow. He wouldn't have put no, no Janice
- 50:18Speaker 14: as his wife. I'm his wife, Sally, So I don't
- 50:21Speaker 14: know who messed up. But that ain't right. I'm the wife.
- 50:25Speaker 10: Okay, Well, it has her listed as the wife and
- 50:28Speaker 10: call her as a contact if something goes wrong.
- 50:31Speaker 14: But I don't know what to tell you because I'm
- 50:33Speaker 14: his wife, now, don't I don't know who messed up?
- 50:37Speaker 10: Hold on one second, let me let me click over.
- 50:39Speaker 10: One second of a call comes down. One second.
- 50:42Speaker 14: That's Janus on the DIGO.
- 50:45Speaker 11: What's about?
- 50:49Speaker 10: Okay? That was Jannis what she said. She she's gonna
- 50:55Speaker 10: come out to the job, so you have.
- 50:57Speaker 14: To No, No, I'm coming out to the job. I'm
- 51:00Speaker 14: his wont I don't know who No Janee is that
- 51:03Speaker 14: John need to get it straight because I'm.
- 51:07Speaker 10: She's gonna she's she said she's gonna come and take
- 51:09Speaker 10: it to the doctor.
- 51:10Speaker 14: No, she ain't nowhere. So I'm his wife. I'm talking
- 51:14Speaker 14: in y'all you don't let you don't release my husband
- 51:17Speaker 14: the naughty I'm his freaking white.
- 51:20Speaker 10: So y'all need to see y'all that Jannis says she'll
- 51:24Speaker 10: be right here in ten minutes.
- 51:25Speaker 6: Well, I got right.
- 51:27Speaker 14: I bet I'll be there in ten minutes too, And
- 51:29Speaker 14: I bet y'all better not release my husband and nobody.
- 51:31Speaker 14: I'm a white. I don't know who No Jennif.
- 51:34Speaker 10: Is, but y'all need to get that straight. I'm on
- 51:37Speaker 10: my west.
- 51:38Speaker 14: You tell Jane's did she beat me there to all
- 51:40Speaker 14: that sister produce some become very certificate papers or something
- 51:45Speaker 14: to tell her to produce fat I got the papers
- 51:48Speaker 14: on that, man.
- 51:50Speaker 10: Okay. Well, I'm just saying, uh, Jannis is he does
- 51:55Speaker 10: have her on the list, man, So I can't what
- 51:57Speaker 10: do you have on.
- 51:58Speaker 14: The list side, I don't give it. What's on the.
- 52:00Speaker 10: List on the list man? Why would her name be
- 52:04Speaker 10: above your name on the list?
- 52:06Speaker 14: You know what, I'm not gonna play this little ring
- 52:08Speaker 14: around the rosie with you. I got papers on that, man,
- 52:11Speaker 14: so you better meet Bessie. I'll best hold up until
- 52:13Speaker 14: I get there and tell y'all want some more problems.
- 52:16Speaker 10: I'm going to release them to that as soon as you.
- 52:18Speaker 14: Get this, sir, you better release my husband another body.
- 52:22Speaker 14: All y'all be laid out on the floor. So I'm
- 52:24Speaker 14: gonna tell you right now if my husband is going
- 52:27Speaker 14: when i'll get there, it's gonna be some full.
- 52:28Speaker 10: Blown going down.
- 52:30Speaker 14: So your best just wait till I get that. This
- 52:32Speaker 14: is a bunch of bully, but it's gonna m when they'll.
- 52:34Speaker 10: Get down on her way. I got to hung up
- 52:37Speaker 10: with you.
- 52:37Speaker 14: I ain't got time to play with you either, So
- 52:39Speaker 14: I'm all my way. Because you don't ask her for this,
- 52:42Speaker 14: Jane's might get a beat down and y'all go get
- 52:44Speaker 14: some businesses.
- 52:45Speaker 10: My husband ain't there.
- 52:50Speaker 14: I ain't got time to be grown walking for what
- 52:54Speaker 14: you're playing ring around the road. I'm a glad woman,
- 52:56Speaker 14: I got you to go. I seem like I got
- 52:58Speaker 14: some business to take care of over that.
- 53:01Speaker 10: Okay, well, well what am I supposed to do with Jannis?
- 53:04Speaker 14: Like y'all said, If you tell that the home off,
- 53:07Speaker 14: I'm on my way. She's trying to represent like he mean,
- 53:11Speaker 14: trying to be me.
- 53:14Speaker 10: Okay, you want to tell her wife you might? What
- 53:21Speaker 10: what do you? What do you want me to tell? Tommy?
- 53:24Speaker 14: Who?
- 53:25Speaker 10: Tommy? I don't even know the sorry who?
- 53:27Speaker 9: Tell me?
- 53:28Speaker 10: That's me? Baby? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
- 53:31Speaker 10: Halby Morning Show. Yo. Him got me to pray fall
- 53:35Speaker 10: call you.
- 53:41Speaker 14: Okay, y'allolish, Okay, yeah, I'm okay, don't know you tell
- 53:50Speaker 14: me over there. I ain't trying to be paying with
- 53:53Speaker 14: y'all like this, trying to get back.
- 53:55Speaker 10: What I'm gonna figure all y'all, Hey, I got one
- 53:59Speaker 10: more saying that it's your favorite? What's the radio what's
- 54:03Speaker 10: the baddest radio show in the layer?
- 54:10Speaker 2: That's it?
- 54:11Speaker 8: Right then?
- 54:11Speaker 4: All right, now, all right, all right?
- 54:13Speaker 11: Thank you coming.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Give me more praise than that shirt.
- 54:17Speaker 11: Okay, pranks, stupid all that.
- 54:19Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great, But.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Because he's getting a little he too.
- 54:29Speaker 11: Praise and we didn't give him.
- 54:31Speaker 8: Oh okay, okay, okay, let me help out a little bit.
- 54:34Speaker 7: Okay, y'all got so used to him to where y'all
- 54:39Speaker 7: don't really see the gift in it.
- 54:40Speaker 2: And that's the part I got with you.
- 54:43Speaker 1: I don't think that's the words you're looking for.
- 54:45Speaker 2: That's what the gift.
- 54:47Speaker 9: No, it ain't that we used to the pranks. We
- 54:50Speaker 9: love the pranks, least you that we tied.
- 54:55Speaker 6: You.
- 54:56Speaker 7: Like I said, you're actually tied on my sexty. That
- 54:59Speaker 7: bothers you. You, that's what bull.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Listen to me.
- 55:01Speaker 9: I'm so not tired of it, cause I ain't exist. Yeah,
- 55:07Speaker 9: I'm tired of you thinking you got some you ain't got.
- 55:12Speaker 7: Listen, Louisville, Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky. Sexy is coming your way.
- 55:16Speaker 7: Sexy and stupid is coming your way Memorial Weekend at
- 55:21Speaker 7: the Louisville Comedy Club. You do not want to miss it,
- 55:23Speaker 7: all right, stupid and sexy all at the same time
- 55:26Speaker 7: rolled up in one more Memorial Weekend. Get your tickets.
- 55:30Speaker 7: They don't say it right now. Stupid on the way.
- 55:33Speaker 11: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next. My Strawberry
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- 56:10Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Warning Show. All right, guys, it
- 56:18Speaker 11: is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, And if you
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- 56:33Speaker 11: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 56:35Speaker 11: going to read this one right here right now.
- 56:38Speaker 2: You never know, right, you never know. Bugle up, hold
- 56:42Speaker 2: on tight, We got it for you here. It is
- 56:44Speaker 2: a Strawberry letter.
- 56:45Speaker 4: Subject this cannot be my life.
- 56:48Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty five year old female
- 56:51Speaker 11: with a cute face and a small waste. I haven't
- 56:55Speaker 11: had any trouble meeting men, but i've had trouble keeping
- 56:58Speaker 11: a man. That's all behind me now because I'm seeing
- 57:01Speaker 11: a man that caters to me, respects me, and will
- 57:05Speaker 11: do anything he needs to do to put a smile
- 57:08Speaker 11: on my face. He thinks ahead and is a great planner.
- 57:12Speaker 11: We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
- 57:15Speaker 11: go on an anniversary trip, so I think he might
- 57:18Speaker 11: be ready to propose. I got rid of all my
- 57:21Speaker 11: exes and I changed my life around to make sure
- 57:24Speaker 11: my past is in the past. I stopped hanging out
- 57:28Speaker 11: and I stopped posting suggestive pictures on social media because
- 57:32Speaker 11: I wanted to have a queenlike behavior for my king.
- 57:36Speaker 11: Our first date was at his house and we had
- 57:39Speaker 11: grill steaks, a lot of wine, and a lot of
- 57:43Speaker 11: great conversation. He told me upfront that he wants to
- 57:47Speaker 11: be married, but he wants the option to have more
- 57:50Speaker 11: than one woman in his life if it's okay with
- 57:54Speaker 11: his wife. I love women, too, so we have that
- 57:58Speaker 11: in common. Throughout our relationship, We've had six different girls
- 58:03Speaker 11: in our bed. I submit to him in bed and
- 58:07Speaker 11: do whatever he tells me to do, and it drives
- 58:10Speaker 11: him wild. We've been.
- 58:15Speaker 2: Huh, I'm sorry, Go ahead, go ahead.
- 58:17Speaker 4: We've been.
- 58:18Speaker 11: We've been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
- 58:21Speaker 11: jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
- 58:23Speaker 11: would help me. Here's my problem, though. My mother and
- 58:27Speaker 11: I are very close, so she is aware of what's
- 58:30Speaker 11: going on in my relationship. She doesn't condone it, and
- 58:34Speaker 11: she told me if my boyfriend proposals, she will be
- 58:38Speaker 11: out of my life for good. I told her, I
- 58:41Speaker 11: cannot believe this is my life with such a handsome,
- 58:44Speaker 11: caring and open man. I may never find another man
- 58:48Speaker 11: that I'm this compatible with. Why is my mother being
- 58:51Speaker 11: so judgmental and why is she forcing me to make
- 58:55Speaker 11: a choice? Well, I don't think she is. But if
- 58:59Speaker 11: your mother is foreing you to make a choice, as
- 59:01Speaker 11: you say in the letter, she wants you to choose
- 59:04Speaker 11: you in this instance. She doesn't want you to marry
- 59:07Speaker 11: a man who wants other women. Your mom doesn't want
- 59:10Speaker 11: her beautiful daughter having threesomes and being some man sex slave.
- 59:15Speaker 11: That that's just how a parent thinks. That's just a parent.
- 59:19Speaker 4: I mean, do you.
- 59:19Speaker 11: Honestly think this is the way to keep a man.
- 59:24Speaker 4: Now.
- 59:24Speaker 11: Does your mom wants you to be happy and live
- 59:26Speaker 11: your life and all of that. Of course she does, yes,
- 59:29Speaker 11: but she wants you to be your own woman on
- 59:31Speaker 11: your own terms, not because that's what this man wants.
- 59:35Speaker 11: You say you like women too, right, But can you
- 59:38Speaker 11: spend time with them alone? Can you?
- 59:41Speaker 10: You know?
- 59:41Speaker 11: And not with him and all of that. I highly
- 59:43Speaker 11: doubt it because it doesn't sound like he cares what
- 59:46Speaker 11: you want as long as you submit to him and
- 59:49Speaker 11: continue to drive him wild. Like you said in the letter,
- 59:52Speaker 11: no parent's ever going to give their blessing to this
- 59:55Speaker 11: kind of marital arrangement. It is just to one sided
- 59:59Speaker 11: all him, know you, and for that reason, your mom
- 1:00:02Speaker 11: will never like him. That's why she says she's out.
- 1:00:05Speaker 11: She doesn't want to support this. And as a mother myself,
- 1:00:09Speaker 11: I can tell you that there may not be anything
- 1:00:11Speaker 11: I can do about it, but I would never agree
- 1:00:14Speaker 11: to my daughter being with a guy like this either.
- 1:00:16Speaker 9: No, Steve very very well said, being a mother you
- 1:00:20Speaker 9: all so I like your response. This letter has so
- 1:00:26Speaker 9: many yeah ignorant statements in it throughout the letter that
- 1:00:33Speaker 9: I almost don't know how to respond to this letter,
- 1:00:35Speaker 9: But I.
- 1:00:36Speaker 8: Want to go to the very last line of the letter.
- 1:00:39Speaker 9: And after this letter, this girl says, why is my
- 1:00:42Speaker 9: mother being so judgmental? And why is she forcing me
- 1:00:47Speaker 9: to make a decision after this ignorant letter that I'm
- 1:00:50Speaker 9: about to read. That's what your takeaway was, right, Why
- 1:00:54Speaker 9: is my mother being so judgmental? Well, let's read this
- 1:00:57Speaker 9: letter out loud. I'm thirty five year old female with
- 1:01:01Speaker 9: a qte face and a small waist. I haven't had
- 1:01:04Speaker 9: any trouble meeting men, but I've had trouble keeping a
- 1:01:06Speaker 9: man well. And after you read this letter, we about
- 1:01:09Speaker 9: to find out why. Let's go, here we go. That's
- 1:01:13Speaker 9: all behind me now, because I'm seeing a man that
- 1:01:15Speaker 9: caters to me, respects me, and he would do anything
- 1:01:19Speaker 9: he needs to do to put a smile on my face.
- 1:01:21Speaker 9: He thinks ahead and is a great planner. So let
- 1:01:25Speaker 9: me show you how great of a planner he is
- 1:01:28Speaker 9: and how far he think ahead.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Let me go a skip down to this line in
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: the letter.
- 1:01:33Speaker 9: He told me of front that he wants to be married,
- 1:01:36Speaker 9: but he wants an option to have more than one
- 1:01:38Speaker 9: woman in his life if that's okay with his wife.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I call playing in there.
- 1:01:45Speaker 9: Oh yeah, he was playing it sid sound kind.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: Of like a plot, but if you want to call
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: it a plan.
- 1:01:52Speaker 9: Okay, lady, he was playing in the head and he
- 1:01:55Speaker 9: thinks ahead. Yeah, nothing he done, told yo, stupid, this
- 1:02:00Speaker 9: some information to see how it's set with you the
- 1:02:02Speaker 9: first Okay, now let's go back up the letter.
- 1:02:05Speaker 8: He thinks ahead as a great planner.
- 1:02:07Speaker 9: We've been dating almost a year and he wants to
- 1:02:09Speaker 9: do an anniversary trip, so I think he might be
- 1:02:12Speaker 9: ready to propose. Now here's what the line where she
- 1:02:16Speaker 9: starts telling on herself. I got rid of all my exes.
- 1:02:21Speaker 9: Wait a minute, if you have an ex, why would
- 1:02:24Speaker 9: you have to get rid of him? See but with
- 1:02:29Speaker 9: dealing with somebody who keeps all her exes in her life,
- 1:02:34Speaker 9: so she keeps god to get rid of all my exes,
- 1:02:37Speaker 9: I changed my life around to make sure my past
- 1:02:41Speaker 9: is the past. That means she'd have done a lot
- 1:02:44Speaker 9: of sketchy stuff. I stopped hanging out and stop posting
- 1:02:48Speaker 9: suggested pictures on social media because I wanted to have
- 1:02:51Speaker 9: queenlight behavior from my king. All right, we come back,
- 1:02:55Speaker 9: I'm gonna close out.
- 1:02:56Speaker 11: Of yes, hang on, we'll get part two of Steve's response.
- 1:02:59Speaker 11: Come up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject
- 1:03:02Speaker 11: for today's strawberry letter, this Cannot be My Life. We'll
- 1:03:06Speaker 11: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
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- 1:03:44Speaker 11: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject
- 1:03:47Speaker 11: this Cannot be My Life.
- 1:03:49Speaker 9: Well, let's get on with this netting letter entitled this Cannot.
- 1:03:53Speaker 8: Be My life.
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: Thirty five year old female got a Q face and
- 1:03:56Speaker 9: small waists, has never had trouble meeting me, but been
- 1:03:59Speaker 9: having trouble keeping him. And I'm about to tell you
- 1:04:01Speaker 9: why she met this guy. She says, that's a great planner.
- 1:04:05Speaker 9: We'll get into that we've been dating almost a year.
- 1:04:07Speaker 9: He wants to go on anniversary trips, so I think
- 1:04:09Speaker 9: he might be ready to propose, or if she ain't.
- 1:04:12Speaker 9: Got the cart and in front of this horse right here,
- 1:04:14Speaker 9: horse in front of this car.
- 1:04:16Speaker 8: Watch this igna mess right here. I got rid of
- 1:04:20Speaker 8: all my exites.
- 1:04:21Speaker 9: Now, like I said before, if they your exis, why
- 1:04:23Speaker 9: would you have to get rid of it? But this
- 1:04:25Speaker 9: is a woman that hangs on to a lot of people,
- 1:04:29Speaker 9: and I changed my life around to make sure.
- 1:04:31Speaker 8: My past is in the past.
- 1:04:34Speaker 9: See, you can't all of a sudden erase your past.
- 1:04:38Speaker 8: I can tell you that right now.
- 1:04:40Speaker 9: So I don't know what you think you then done
- 1:04:42Speaker 9: to make sure your pass is in your past. But
- 1:04:44Speaker 9: it don't work like that, lady. You just can't wipe
- 1:04:47Speaker 9: the slate clean yourself. I mean, God can forgive you
- 1:04:51Speaker 9: for anything, but you can't. Just too many people go.
- 1:04:55Speaker 9: And then I stopped hanging out and I stopped posting
- 1:04:59Speaker 9: suggested pictures on social media because I want to have
- 1:05:02Speaker 9: queen like behavior from my king.
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: Now, let me explain something to you.
- 1:05:09Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure the way y'all met was on social media.
- 1:05:15Speaker 9: So this man that you're going out on this date
- 1:05:18Speaker 9: with on your first date that you're about to describe
- 1:05:21Speaker 9: before you took the pictures off and found out he
- 1:05:24Speaker 9: was your king. That's how y'all hooked up. He saw
- 1:05:28Speaker 9: the suggestion picture he been on your Facebook page. He
- 1:05:34Speaker 9: know how many friends you got. He know you why,
- 1:05:38Speaker 9: that's why y'all out on this date. So now on
- 1:05:41Speaker 9: our first day was at his house and we had
- 1:05:45Speaker 9: real steaks in a lot of ones. And it'll kill
- 1:05:47Speaker 9: me when women go over a manhouse and they get
- 1:05:49Speaker 9: a steak and they think that's how I end. It's
- 1:05:51Speaker 9: just food, that's all it is. It's just that he's
- 1:05:55Speaker 9: of meat. We had grill steaks. What you the only
- 1:06:01Speaker 9: person that balls a steak in the Crock party, Shirley Strawberard.
- 1:06:05Speaker 9: The rest of us grilliz steaks. So that ain't nothing new.
- 1:06:11Speaker 9: And you had a lot of wine and a lot
- 1:06:13Speaker 9: of great conversations. He told me up front he wants
- 1:06:15Speaker 9: to be married, but he wants an option to have
- 1:06:17Speaker 9: more than one woman in his life. This is okay
- 1:06:19Speaker 9: with me. Then here's the line that sets it off.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: I love women too.
- 1:06:26Speaker 8: So we had that in common.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: That ain't nothing to have.
- 1:06:29Speaker 9: In coming Throughout our relationship, we have had six different
- 1:06:33Speaker 9: girls in our bed. I submit to him in bed
- 1:06:36Speaker 9: and do whatever he tells me to do, and it
- 1:06:38Speaker 9: drives him wild. Drive anybody while, Hell, if you do
- 1:06:43Speaker 9: everything I tell you to do. Hell, who ain't finna
- 1:06:47Speaker 9: go wild for that? I can't even get my wife
- 1:06:51Speaker 9: to watch the same TV show I want to watch.
- 1:06:53Speaker 8: Hell, yeah, that'll drive me wild.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: Try that on him.
- 1:07:00Speaker 8: We've been to Now here's the other part.
- 1:07:02Speaker 9: We been to counseling together because his last girlfriend got
- 1:07:06Speaker 9: jealous and flipped out on him, so he thought it
- 1:07:08Speaker 9: would help me.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Here's my problem though. What Wait a minute, y'all.
- 1:07:13Speaker 9: Went to counseling because his last girlfriend flipped out on
- 1:07:17Speaker 9: him and he thought counseling would help you. What kind
- 1:07:22Speaker 9: of swing of counselor he going to to help y'all
- 1:07:26Speaker 9: get through this? Right here? Here's the other part. My
- 1:07:31Speaker 9: mother and I are very close, so she's aware of
- 1:07:34Speaker 9: what's going on in my relationship. Wait, man, hold on,
- 1:07:36Speaker 9: you told your mamad You told your mama that she
- 1:07:41Speaker 9: doesn't condone it, and she told me that if my
- 1:07:43Speaker 9: boyfriend proposes, she would be out of my life for good.
- 1:07:46Speaker 8: I told her I can't believe this is my life with.
- 1:07:49Speaker 9: Such a handsome man carrying an open man. I may
- 1:07:54Speaker 9: never find another man that I'm thiscompatible with. Why is
- 1:07:58Speaker 9: my mother being so judgment Why she forced me to
- 1:08:01Speaker 9: make such a choice?
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: Wait, mnhold later.
- 1:08:03Speaker 9: All this crazy messing this letter you worried about? Why
- 1:08:06Speaker 9: your mama being judgmental? You don't see the craziness in
- 1:08:11Speaker 9: this letter? The six girls in y'all's bed, this anniversary trip,
- 1:08:17Speaker 9: y'all going on?
- 1:08:18Speaker 8: Where you think he fit in and proposed.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: Proposed to you for what?
- 1:08:24Speaker 8: Let me ask you a question, why would he marry you?
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: When he get in everything? He won't from you?
- 1:08:32Speaker 9: What's to marry? He'd had six different girls in y'all's bed.
- 1:08:38Speaker 9: He told you to begin it. He wants to get married.
- 1:08:40Speaker 9: He loved to get married one day, but he wants
- 1:08:44Speaker 9: a woman in his life that's okay with him having
- 1:08:47Speaker 9: other women. He didn't say he wanted to marry you.
- 1:08:51Speaker 9: Once again, here's a woman plugging herself into the equation.
- 1:08:54Speaker 9: He did not say he wanted to marry you.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: And even if you do get.
- 1:08:58Speaker 8: Married, what are y'all vows for?
- 1:09:03Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:09:04Speaker 9: To cleave only unto her, which one of these vows
- 1:09:07Speaker 9: y'all want to break first to love and honor?
- 1:09:11Speaker 8: Which one you want to break first? For better or
- 1:09:15Speaker 8: for worse?
- 1:09:15Speaker 9: Y'all already in the worst relationship you could be in,
- 1:09:19Speaker 9: so all you can do is get married and hope
- 1:09:21Speaker 9: it get better. Marry him for what? What is the
- 1:09:26Speaker 9: what do you need a holy matrimum, a ceremony for
- 1:09:31Speaker 9: to bless?
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: What?
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: Married for what?
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Girl?
- 1:09:35Speaker 8: You're crazy?
- 1:09:36Speaker 10: For real?
- 1:09:37Speaker 9: Yo, Mama don't want to talk to you no more,
- 1:09:39Speaker 9: and don't write us no more either.
- 1:09:41Speaker 11: We don't want to talk to her anymore.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Thank you?
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- 1:10:46Speaker 4: It is time now for junior and sports talk.
- 1:10:49Speaker 11: What you got junior?
- 1:10:51Speaker 12: It was NBA playoff basketball all weekend long over Easter weekend.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Hoo.
- 1:10:56Speaker 12: I don't want to talk about our team, Tommy, just
- 1:10:58Speaker 12: don't want to talk about.
- 1:10:59Speaker 8: Ours for what happened?
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: Hey, we ain't we get to them?
- 1:11:03Speaker 10: Uh?
- 1:11:03Speaker 12: The Pacers, The Pacers, Uh beat the Bucks one seventeen
- 1:11:07Speaker 12: to ninety eight.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:11:09Speaker 12: Then you had the Clippers and the Nuggets.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: That was a good game.
- 1:11:12Speaker 12: The Nuggets pulled it off in overtime one twelve to
- 1:11:14Speaker 12: one ten. Then we had the next beating the Pistons
- 1:11:18Speaker 12: one twenty three to one twelve. All right, the Lakers
- 1:11:21Speaker 12: they fell short to the temper were one seventeen to
- 1:11:24Speaker 12: ninety five. Then you had the Grizzlies fall short to
- 1:11:28Speaker 12: the Thunder. Did you see this game one thirty one.
- 1:11:31Speaker 8: To eighty What is you waiting on?
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: I just saying, did you.
- 1:11:34Speaker 12: Say one thirty one to eighty they that's fifty one
- 1:11:36Speaker 12: points in the playoffs?
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: You just that's it? Yeah?
- 1:11:40Speaker 9: Yeah, because okay, so you're gonna be in the Western front.
- 1:11:42Speaker 9: What is you waiting on?
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Then we got the Celtics.
- 1:11:46Speaker 12: You know, they beat the Magic One, went on three
- 1:11:48Speaker 12: to eighty six, you know, you know, and they worried
- 1:11:51Speaker 12: about your boy Tatum. He may have had a spring wrist,
- 1:11:53Speaker 12: but he said that the X ray came back clean,
- 1:11:55Speaker 12: so he fined.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
- 1:11:57Speaker 12: I like, yeah that yeah, because you know what happened
- 1:11:59Speaker 12: to him, broke his leg every time you go to
- 1:12:01Speaker 12: that rim, stuff like that.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: You know, so you know that.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: Did you mention the Houston Scott? Wait a minute.
- 1:12:06Speaker 12: Then you had your cavaliers man, the cavaliers Man boy
- 1:12:10Speaker 12: one twenty one to one hundred over the heat.
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: What hey, Yeah, that's what I was waiting on. That's
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: that's I don't know what took you so long?
- 1:12:20Speaker 8: Now, I don't know why you would saying that bad
- 1:12:22Speaker 8: news for last I don't.
- 1:12:23Speaker 9: I don't. I don't understand the crescendo that you be
- 1:12:25Speaker 9: trying to build bring up our team. I don't you
- 1:12:28Speaker 9: gon't bring them up?
- 1:12:30Speaker 12: Okay, Well, the Rockets lost by tea into the Warriors.
- 1:12:34Speaker 9: Dog, y'all really don't y'all really think y'all gonna beat
- 1:12:37Speaker 9: Golden State.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: We're supposed to be the number two seed.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: You're the number what we're number two seed in the West?
- 1:12:43Speaker 8: Dog were playing basketball?
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: They number seven.
- 1:12:49Speaker 9: This ain't a seed competition. This is basketball. That's Steph
- 1:12:54Speaker 9: Carry Yeah, had thirty and Jimmy buckets.
- 1:12:59Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, twenty five.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: What are y'all not gonna fin to beat them?
- 1:13:06Speaker 12: You y'all, y'all, okay, it's just one dad, It's just
- 1:13:09Speaker 12: one game, that's all.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: It is just one game.
- 1:13:11Speaker 8: We just down one, that's all.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Okay, we have me too. You know, you ain't been playing.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: They had.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: They just played their way into the tournament. They had
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: to play.
- 1:13:22Speaker 12: They played, so they playing, So don't worry that it's
- 1:13:26Speaker 12: not our fault tonight. We had the Pistons in the
- 1:13:29Speaker 12: Knicks and the Clippers and the Nuggets for game too,
- 1:13:32Speaker 12: So there you have it.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: That's NBA.
- 1:13:34Speaker 12: Per I don't like the way you're doing us, y'all.
- 1:13:36Speaker 12: Won just focus on your YO, your series, y'all gotta.
- 1:13:40Speaker 9: I was focused. You the one say the worst for
- 1:13:42Speaker 9: last yo. You did that. You know you probably need
- 1:13:45Speaker 9: to reorganize your sports because you gave me too long.
- 1:13:49Speaker 9: You save yourself for last, and you're gonna get it.
- 1:13:52Speaker 11: Thank your coming up next to wife is concerned that
- 1:13:55Speaker 11: her husband might be cheating on her and she needs
- 1:13:57Speaker 11: some advice Steve. Right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:14:00Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show. This one is from Erica in Newark,
- 1:14:09Speaker 11: Erica says, I am fifty and going through menopause. I
- 1:14:13Speaker 11: am afraid that my husband is not getting his needs
- 1:14:15Speaker 11: met and will cheat on me. I haven't been in
- 1:14:18Speaker 11: the mood for intimacy in a while. He told me
- 1:14:21Speaker 11: he's fine and he supports me during this time, but
- 1:14:24Speaker 11: he's coming home later, and he's been out on Saturdays
- 1:14:28Speaker 11: with his friends more than normal. I feel like he
- 1:14:31Speaker 11: is being more distant. Should I ask him if he's
- 1:14:33Speaker 11: got someone else?
- 1:14:35Speaker 8: Well? You can ask, but I can assure you he
- 1:14:41Speaker 8: gonna say no.
- 1:14:43Speaker 11: Well, yeah, so.
- 1:14:46Speaker 9: I don't know what y'all hoping to get. But his
- 1:14:49Speaker 9: only response is absolutely not.
- 1:14:52Speaker 11: Yeah, I support you.
- 1:14:53Speaker 9: Now, I don't know what menopause is. I don't really
- 1:14:56Speaker 9: understand this, so I'm staying off that subject. But obviously
- 1:14:59Speaker 9: it got you feel in some kind of way out yourself.
- 1:15:02Speaker 9: So let's just leave that at that. I don't want
- 1:15:05Speaker 9: to start nothing on this show, so let's just lead
- 1:15:09Speaker 9: that right there. Here we go, because I ain't said nothing,
- 1:15:14Speaker 9: but I will say this, there has been a lot
- 1:15:17Speaker 9: of faning on this show before.
- 1:15:22Speaker 11: What Yeah, all right, so she can ask him, but
- 1:15:28Speaker 11: she's not gonna get the truth.
- 1:15:30Speaker 9: Is what you're saying, lady, ain't the way in the
- 1:15:32Speaker 9: world he's finn to tell you that. Yeah, and he
- 1:15:34Speaker 9: may not be so no.
- 1:15:37Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, hopefully she can get some meds to deal
- 1:15:42Speaker 11: with her menopause, and how not be I said that.
- 1:15:48Speaker 11: I certainly said it.
- 1:15:49Speaker 8: I didn't say that.
- 1:15:50Speaker 11: Yeah, it's okay. If you said it, it's okay. No,
- 1:15:53Speaker 11: it's not it would be okay.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: Well, let me just say this.
- 1:15:57Speaker 11: If there is some meds, there is there are.
- 1:16:00Speaker 8: I would buy him and have them on me at all.
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: Time as a man for women.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: When you started tripping, I take it.
- 1:16:10Speaker 13: Y'all need something too, uh huh?
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Hell yeah to deal with y'all.
- 1:16:14Speaker 11: Oh no, anyway, No, all right, we have time for
- 1:16:20Speaker 11: another one, Steve. This one's from Destiny in Colombia. Destiny says,
- 1:16:24Speaker 11: my boyfriend is nine years older than I am. He's
- 1:16:27Speaker 11: divorced and brings his two children on a lot of
- 1:16:30Speaker 11: our dates. He has them two weekends a month, and
- 1:16:33Speaker 11: when he's not with the kids, he wants to go clubbing,
- 1:16:36Speaker 11: So I only get to hang out with him when
- 1:16:38Speaker 11: he's got the kids. He has left them. He has
- 1:16:40Speaker 11: left them with me a few times and they don't
- 1:16:42Speaker 11: even know me.
- 1:16:43Speaker 10: Am.
- 1:16:43Speaker 11: I his girlfriend or a convenient babysitter when he's got
- 1:16:47Speaker 11: his kids.
- 1:16:48Speaker 9: Yeah, you just feeling you just feeling the void because
- 1:16:52Speaker 9: when he ain't with him, he go club and if
- 1:16:54Speaker 9: that ain't.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: With you, Yeah.
- 1:16:56Speaker 8: Girl, you need to know your role.
- 1:16:59Speaker 9: By he found somebody to take care of the kids
- 1:17:02Speaker 9: and leave with you while he go do something else.
- 1:17:06Speaker 9: And when he don't have the weekends with the kids,
- 1:17:08Speaker 9: he go club and without you.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Come on, Destiny, girl, what's.
- 1:17:12Speaker 9: The matter with you? You don't see that. We saw it
- 1:17:15Speaker 9: in this little moment right here.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: We just heard it.
- 1:17:17Speaker 11: Yeah, yep, come on, Destiny, you could do better. Seriously.
- 1:17:23Speaker 9: Yeah, it'll be a rap though soon as you hear
- 1:17:29Speaker 9: you ain't my mama?
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: Who are you?
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: She said, they don't even know her, she said, the
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: kids don't even know.
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: I've had I've had it.
- 1:17:38Speaker 8: I've had a child say that to me before, not one, no, no, no?
- 1:17:44Speaker 10: Why?
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: Well where are at though?
- 1:17:49Speaker 11: I'm here?
- 1:17:50Speaker 9: Yeah, this little boy was six years old? You ain't
- 1:17:52Speaker 9: my daddy? Well where at? Because according to your mama,
- 1:17:57Speaker 9: you ain't never met him before? So oh wow, with
- 1:18:03Speaker 9: a little mouth hanging over, I tried to sting his
- 1:18:09Speaker 9: You gonna wait to let mama go in the kitchen
- 1:18:11Speaker 9: come talking about you ain't my daddy?
- 1:18:13Speaker 8: What hell is it? Accordant to you?
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Mamma, you ain't never met.
- 1:18:17Speaker 9: Him, So I might be your daddy and you don't
- 1:18:19Speaker 9: even know it.
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: So off to therapy for you.
- 1:18:28Speaker 11: That's so crazy. Yeah, So Destiny, please, you are a
- 1:18:33Speaker 11: convenient babysitter. You answered your own question in your own question,
- 1:18:38Speaker 11: Yeah for sure.
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:18:40Speaker 11: Coming up next, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
- 1:18:43Speaker 11: Morning Show right after this.
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: Just a look, you're.
- 1:18:48Speaker 11: Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so guys.
- 1:18:55Speaker 11: On the season finale of The Kardashians on Hulu, Chloe
- 1:18:59Speaker 11: revealed that her ex husband Lamar bought a custom blow
- 1:19:02Speaker 11: up sex doll last year that looks exactly like her.
- 1:19:06Speaker 11: Chloe told her mom Chris, that Lamar sends her strange
- 1:19:09Speaker 11: videos of him and the doll getting it on. Chloe
- 1:19:12Speaker 11: slammed Lamar and called him so demonic and unwell, so
- 1:19:17Speaker 11: is that weird or what do you think?
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: I mean?
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: Would you buy a blow up doll that looks just
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: like your ex if you were still in love with
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: your ex?
- 1:19:25Speaker 10: Right?
- 1:19:25Speaker 8: Where did you find that.
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: Real hair? Yeah?
- 1:19:32Speaker 11: Yeah, it's not just your normal average blow up doll.
- 1:19:35Speaker 11: Now it looks like Chloe Kardashian.
- 1:19:37Speaker 12: I didn't like the live version of my eighth girlfriend.
- 1:19:40Speaker 12: I'm sure he could get the dog. The live version was, yeah.
- 1:19:45Speaker 13: That's here, but you know it was in the brothel,
- 1:19:48Speaker 13: and you know Lamar got some issues.
- 1:19:50Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely, and Chloe saw him through those issues.
- 1:19:53Speaker 4: Remember she was at the hospital with it every single day.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, she was right.
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: There where was the broth again?
- 1:20:02Speaker 11: We's in Vegas, Vegas.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, to Vegas. Man, take a trip.
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: See he's so stupid, feel so stupid.
- 1:20:11Speaker 8: I don't involves.
- 1:20:23Speaker 10: Tried it.
- 1:20:23Speaker 11: He tried it.
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: He tried it.
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: Brothelat brother.
- 1:20:27Speaker 9: Hey, we're going to Hey, hey, hey, your time is
- 1:20:31Speaker 9: all sold?
- 1:20:32Speaker 11: All right, guys, thank you? Coming up next it is
- 1:20:35Speaker 11: we'll play around it. Would you rather?
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: Right after this.
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- 1:21:15Speaker 11: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:21:17Speaker 11: Would you rather eat nothing but carbs for a whole
- 1:21:20Speaker 11: month or everything deep fried?
- 1:21:23Speaker 9: Even though you're gonna be well, I would take everything
- 1:21:27Speaker 9: deep fried before.
- 1:21:28Speaker 8: I just ate carbs because you would have some protein
- 1:21:31Speaker 8: in it.
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: Chin off, yeah, chicken.
- 1:21:36Speaker 9: Yeah, you gotta have some protein if you only eat
- 1:21:39Speaker 9: carbs for a month.
- 1:21:40Speaker 8: Locked up, you fat?
- 1:21:43Speaker 10: Yeah you.
- 1:21:44Speaker 9: I don't care who you are, Lee HAINI gave me
- 1:21:47Speaker 9: these famous words. You cannot out train a bad guy.
- 1:21:52Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, all.
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: Right, all right?
- 1:21:55Speaker 11: Would you rather spend forty eight hours in space or
- 1:21:58Speaker 11: would you rather spend forty eight hours in a submarine?
- 1:22:01Speaker 4: Which one?
- 1:22:02Speaker 10: Oh?
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna take the space, not that submarine.
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: I can't do that, so.
- 1:22:08Speaker 8: I ain't submarine?
- 1:22:10Speaker 9: Why not?
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: And the last submarine didn't work that so no? Why not?
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: The people?
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:22:18Speaker 9: Okay, even if we get out, I can't swim, so no, what.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:22:24Speaker 9: If I fall out the sky, we might and then
- 1:22:26Speaker 9: that's some mohill to and there's some water.
- 1:22:31Speaker 11: Let's move on.
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: Shout out to gil king by the way.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Just went up there.
- 1:22:37Speaker 11: Yep, she faced her fears and did it. So congratulations.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: Ain't nothing to be going to space?
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: You have a water flying?
- 1:22:49Speaker 10: What?
- 1:22:49Speaker 9: Because yeah, I saw the video of her and Oprah
- 1:22:55Speaker 9: on that seaplane the tiler was flying and she done
- 1:23:00Speaker 9: faced her fields? What is you off that fault?
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: That's what it is?
- 1:23:05Speaker 9: You mad?
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: She went up there, they.
- 1:23:08Speaker 8: Went acting white.
- 1:23:12Speaker 11: It was another sister on board with them too, Katie
- 1:23:14Speaker 11: rock on there.
- 1:23:15Speaker 13: Yeah, a black woman, rocket scientists, historic flock, all female.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: If you got off of to go, you wouldn't go
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: for how much.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: You want to go?
- 1:23:29Speaker 11: You got her guys?
- 1:23:31Speaker 8: All right, I'll tell you what make me off?
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: Ten million?
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: No, wait, ten minutes for ten minutes. They were up
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: there for ten minutes.
- 1:23:40Speaker 4: A million a minute.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: That's a million dollars a minute.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: Way more ignorant stuff for ten minutes.
- 1:23:45Speaker 9: Yes, I've done way more ignorant stuff for less.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: Yes, ten minutes.
- 1:23:52Speaker 4: Enough million, twenty yeah, twenty minutes.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: Come on you up there, he's gotta put you. You
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: got your little blue suit? Yeah, you got the suit
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: off it twenty I know you can't put the suit.
- 1:24:04Speaker 8: Came and let me ask you a question, though, But
- 1:24:06Speaker 8: can I can I cry?
- 1:24:08Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:24:09Speaker 11: Cail was terrified and she talked about it. Yeah, I'm
- 1:24:13Speaker 11: gonna need it in cash. No, just pay your taxes
- 1:24:18Speaker 11: when you get it.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Okay, will you give me cash? I ain't gonna have
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: to pay that.
- 1:24:24Speaker 11: This is true. They wouldn't know all right, guys, thank you.
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