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Rev. Adnoid, NBA Playoffs, Balding Travolta, Weekend Box Office and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: like the milking buck things in the cubbing me through
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: good it, Steh to move to other steam. Please, I
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: don't join rad join me in doing me. You gotta
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Then turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your fad uh huh.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: I sure will come on and everybody, y'all listen to
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  Speaker 1: the voice. Come on dig me now, one and only
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey uh got a radio show. Yep, yep. Sometimes
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: I saw all I can say. Yelp, Man, how far
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: I've come is really unbelievable. But you know I finally
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  Speaker 1: figured it out. Man. God allowed me to have the
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: life I've had so that I can become experienced at
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: so many different things. And then this experience when I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking and sharing with people, I will be able to
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  Speaker 1: relate to a lot of different circumstances, not exact, but
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: just the circumstances. You know. You know, if a person
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  Speaker 1: comes to men they said, man, I've been down and out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well I know what that is. Man, I didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have any direction. Okay, got that been there, man
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  Speaker 1: at one point in time, and I just kept piling
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  Speaker 1: mistake on top of mistakes. Okay, So you know, I
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  Speaker 1: think what I'm trying to say to everybody is when
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: you're going through life and life is dealing the cards
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  Speaker 1: that it deals, I want you to understand that life
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  Speaker 1: deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card,
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  Speaker 1: the failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the
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  Speaker 1: rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand
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  Speaker 1: that going in that everybody is gonna get these cards.
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  Speaker 1: It's how you play them, though, you know, from time
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  Speaker 1: to time, one more time, it's how you play them,
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  Speaker 1: you know. From time to time when I'm why TV
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I
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  Speaker 1: like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's it's really weird,
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: what's happened to a sport? To a poker? They're actually
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  Speaker 1: trying to call it a sport, you know, And as
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  Speaker 1: the everyday guy that doesn't have to be athletically inclined
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  Speaker 1: to anything who has a shot of winning a title
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  Speaker 1: if they play their cards right. The best poker players
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  Speaker 1: in the world don't have the best hands, They just
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  Speaker 1: make the best plays. I've seen guys win a hand
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  Speaker 1: with nine two in their hand as nothing and win
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  Speaker 1: their hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,
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  Speaker 1: they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
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  Speaker 1: other person was willing to pay. They gave off the
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  Speaker 1: illusion that they had something with an actuality. They had nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So what I what I enjoy about poker and watching
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  Speaker 1: it is that these people, these people here, played the
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  Speaker 1: hand they dealt and it ain't always a good hand.
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  Speaker 1: But it ain't whether your hand is good. And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not,
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna get two bullets in their hand. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get two aces when you get dealt. Uh. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you play a draw poker, some of your cards
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  Speaker 1: gonna be nothing. But you got to turn that nothing
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  Speaker 1: into something. So when you get dealt these cards in life,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the fact that you get keep getting them dealt.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with a young person yesterday and we
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: were talking, and we keep having the same conversation over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over, and they could not understand why
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  Speaker 1: they were not moving forward. But I said, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Every time we talk we have the exact same conversation.
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  Speaker 1: It is simply because you keep getting your cards and
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  Speaker 1: you playing them the same way. See, until you make
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  Speaker 1: a conscientious different, the conscious decision to do something different,
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  Speaker 1: the results will continue to be the same. See here's
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  Speaker 1: the way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments in life,
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  Speaker 1: it's how you handle the disappointments that determined the outcome
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  Speaker 1: and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment, Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna lose a love one, Everybody gonna make a bad decision,
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  Speaker 1: Everybody gonna end wake up one morning they have done
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  Speaker 1: something they regret it. Everybody gonna get caught at the
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  Speaker 1: wrong time. Every everybody gonna make a mistake. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: just you. That is how you play your cards when
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  Speaker 1: they get dealt to you, that determine who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Na how do I play my cards better? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: it's a mindset. Quit looking at everything as just the end.
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  Speaker 1: When it happens to you. Oh lord, woe is me? Nah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got your circle stances somewhere. It ain't old. Woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play
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  Speaker 1: this out to see how God the connected this to
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  Speaker 1: something else. See. As soon as a person have a setback,
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  Speaker 1: what's the first thing A lot of people do. They
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  Speaker 1: go straight negative. I can't see him to get a break.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see him move forward. Hold on, man, do
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  Speaker 1: you realize this could be connected to something? See you
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  Speaker 1: got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
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  Speaker 1: That you're not having these mishaps and these spills and
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  Speaker 1: accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
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  Speaker 1: become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
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  Speaker 1: the next level, when it happens again, you have no
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  Speaker 1: how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you're just
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to this young person, I kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what they tried to tell me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stay positive. But the people around here, they're
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  Speaker 1: just killing that. Oh I see. So when you learn
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  Speaker 1: something and you know something, you don't take ownership of it.
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  Speaker 1: You allow other people to come into what you know
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  Speaker 1: and believe and shake it loose from you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. You're not doing me like that.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. I have a gift that was given
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  Speaker 1: to me from God. That is the gift of comedy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I've done. I've made the bulk of my
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  Speaker 1: living on that skill set. Right there. That are comedians
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've worked with,
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  Speaker 1: who get around in huddles with one another and they say, man,
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: Steve really ain't funny. I don't see what they'd be
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  Speaker 1: laughing at. He ain't funny to me. He wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this
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  Speaker 1: conversation because I regardless as to how you feel about me.
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  Speaker 1: That are people think that I'm knocked down kill over funny.
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  Speaker 1: But more importantly, I own the gift that God gave
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  Speaker 1: to me. I take ownership of his blessing. Because you
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  Speaker 1: don't think it so, you ain't taking that from me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting people steal your joy. Stop letting people take
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to know. Look I'm a I'm a
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man, You
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing now, you said if you're going, man, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I ain't what you're tripping for. You are a
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  Speaker 1: kind person, own that take ownership of it. Stop letting
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  Speaker 1: things God has given you be taken away from others.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: The devil's a cold player, and he got cold players
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  Speaker 1: working for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker. Man.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: It came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership when
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  Speaker 1: God gives you something, blesses you would have gifted talent,
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  Speaker 1: a skill set, a mindset. Own it. Don't let people
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  Speaker 1: come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't do with it. You're listening two two three.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: When you think of a love, you gotta get it
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  Speaker 1: on whom your mind? Come on, when you think of love, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: gotta get it on who your mind? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, old schooling and balked back. No, that was it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, I can do a third one, but
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  Speaker 1: I won't do one more. Give me one more. When
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  Speaker 1: you think of love, get it on you mind? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Blop the mike, no, pop down, enjoya Dennis,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: You're loud Jack wherever you're going, followed Shirley Strawberry, Hey, Steve,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: good morning, call it for real? Was having that her crew?
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: That's the player name? Junior? Morning up morning, everybody full
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: compliment this morning? Jay answered, blood, I got barbecue sauce
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: on my man. You need to make up your mind. Dog.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: You need to go had to diabetes. You ask need
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: to be drinking, big dogging dog. Okay, bop top is
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  Speaker 1: he a vegan or not? He just said, he just
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: said sauce. What are you putting it on? Well? I
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: was just thinking about us. She said, yeah. Plants eight plants. Plans. Man,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: that's a miserable exist, isn't it. Now. I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: chicken in a long time. I get in the uber
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: the other day, Lay say you were eating chicken. I'm like,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: how much chicken have I did? I still smell like chicken.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Jane, everybody have a good weekend, Ye yes,
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  Speaker 1: good man, great, Yes, how about you? I did Saturday?
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  Speaker 1: I went to watch my wife work out. She made
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  Speaker 1: me all right, Yeah, I didn't want to go watched
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  Speaker 1: her workout. It was exhausting. Then we went to breakfast
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  Speaker 1: after that, nice little time together. And then I've been
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  Speaker 1: in the house every minute since then. Only feel good.
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  Speaker 1: I love being in the hospital. You didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't do anything for the holiday, like what like barbecue? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So did we? So did we? Yeah? And yesterday was
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: a nice day, so you know, just set outside, you know,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: if you it is in the sun. It wasn't bad.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: You know, this wasn't crazy. It's hotter in Atlanta than
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: it is how did in Atlanta and Chicago than it
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: is in la at Oh? Yeah? Yeah. And Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: says that you know, Global Warning is a hoax, doesn't exist. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean all right, Well listen, we'll come back and
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: find out more about our weekends at thirty two after
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  Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening, all right. So
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: when we left off, Steve, you were telling us about
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  Speaker 1: your weekend, your holiday weekend, Memorial Day. Yeah, I didn't
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: do nothing. I felt great. I didn't do I didn't
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  Speaker 1: leave the house good. You know, one of my sons
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: called me. I cussed him out. I felt good, didn't it? Man?
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: And you don't see me, y'all see time me. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't at the age where you can cuss your boys
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: outcept that oldest on't trade, but you know rest of
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  Speaker 1: your kids. You gotta talk to him. And you know,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: reading overdue custom stem know if it was overdue. Yeah, yeah,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like, yeah, y'all, customer out pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't. She wouldn't. I haven't had way worse. I've
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: had way worse, way, way worse. It wasn't mile wasn't none.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dad, Yeah, I know later click Yeah, you
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: said earlier you went to watch. Ain't Margie workout? You
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: didn't work out with her? Huh? You caught up on
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: working out. You called up working out. You don't need
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: to work out or something. She goes to a public
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: jail and she works out. Didn't like them, like she
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: got to collect a couple of trainers. So I just
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: went out on there with yeah, like, I'm good. I'm
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: good with you. Just sat back and supported your You're fine,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: you're good. Oh get that dog. You just sat there
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  Speaker 1: and watched the whole hour. Yeah, perfectly. I was perfectly
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  Speaker 1: comfortable with it. Talk some trainers. You talked to them, Yeah,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: to a couple of pictures with Pole, a celebrity. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't say a word to him. The fact I
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: didn't even want him looking over here at me, Harvey,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: would you like Nope? Not this weekend watching TV? Yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I watched them TV. Watch the special comedy special on
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: C and the end. Did you watch the game? No?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: The playoffs? I ain't even see the game. I forgot
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: it was old. Oh they were up by fifteen points, man, dog,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: don't don't y'all really thought Milwalker was gonna win. I
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: thought it was meal Walkee Meal Walky. But they had
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: the best record of the year, the dog. It's the playoffs, man.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times the Raptors have been
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: to the playoffs have been turned the back by Cleveland? Man,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: they was thirsty, but they got it. Milwaukee ain't nothing
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: have any Milwaukee. It was right now, right now. No,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: it's closed for business. Linear parking. Linear parking. Wow, Oh god,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: so you you missed the game? Did you barbecue? Whatever
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: that was it? I mean, I ain't really grilled. Not
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: my wife grilled all weekend. You eat really lamb chops, ulam, legs,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: wag steak, some baby backs, chicken, um, yeah, mostly meat,
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  Speaker 1: Like I ate so much meat. My feet swoll up.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: That's old black, old black. I ain't so much meat.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I got the gout. Yeah, did you did you cut
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  Speaker 1: a hole in your shoe because your toad swoll up?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Look at look at you. Let's let your bunyan breathe.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I cannot. I got it, I got it. I got
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: found this great lady that does manicures and pedicures. But
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I had to talk to her. Cast her hands be cold? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And last time she did my feet, her hands was freezing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: So I told her this time, I said, you know
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: what I said, you got to warm your hands up. Really,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: my hands are cold, I said, yes, ma'am, they're real cold.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: And when you separate my big toe from the rest
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  Speaker 1: of his friends like that, I say, it's already traumatic
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  Speaker 1: where it can't be as cold. God, I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: no one's ever said that to me. I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn what they said. You need to heat your
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  Speaker 1: hands up. Didn't she do it? Yeah? Yeah, first time
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: she came out. How is that? I said, no, warm up,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool. I wish I had the bull let's foot out. No,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you can't jay your foot look shacks foot. No, man
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: like his foot looked like shacks foot. Yes, oh yes, yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: you bring this for that. Come look at foot, come out,
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  Speaker 1: come out back in the salon, and everybody'll just file
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  Speaker 1: it down. Don't worry about whether I can feel it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Just somebody, somebody asked Tommy, does he had pretty feet?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Because I think it will come come across wrong if
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I say it, because you know you're gorge Oh they're
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: absolutely gorgeous. Your feet gorgeous. Yeah, they're gorgeous. Gorgeous. You're pedicured. Yeah, man, junior,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you get your toes done, right, I get them done
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  Speaker 1: once a month. But they ain't gorgeous. I still got
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: that bunion on that big toe. Man. Yeah, I gott
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it's just straight skin a little on the baby towel. Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you just paint. You know they got procedious for that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You know you you can fix that. Nothing. We go
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: from I don't know barbecue toes. No, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: just because I wanted. Because Tommy's opinion of himself it's
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: always way higher than anybody else of him. He thinks
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: his toes are gorgeous. Yeah, gorge ain't no damage on
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: your foot nowhere. I'm the uglass shelf feeding. Let me
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a half man. Quit giving yourself half sizes and an't true.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear well you're wear no lemon a hand Okay,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I'm aw I round it off. No good hair, Well,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't no twil you couldn't even walk if you
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: had TWI. We're gonna run that brankback with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: of his gorgeous feet coming up next right after this,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour entertainment news. Aladdin is the number one movie
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: at the weekend box office. Right now, the nephew in
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the building would run that brank back. What you got now?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Your son is too fat? What some man need to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: tell her? Yeah? My grandmother party yesterday. Then, because this
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: is the boy and that's it. You're saying, too fat?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Say yeah, yeah, getting rips. Everybody ain't got everybody ain't
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: yet your son your Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Kathy please, um this is her. Hi Kathy, this is Kirvy.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the the owner at the daycare for mine's
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: daycare when your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm sure
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you're a familiar with my wife Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm good. Oh how's a
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: little little divan? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some informations. I always I always
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: divine doing at home? Is he is he eating properly
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I mean? Is he getting meals every time he's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to get them while he's at home? Yeah, he's doing
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: you guys may be a shortage of food or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that. Are you uh a short as the food? No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem
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  Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records
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  Speaker 1: and look Levinus too, Yes, sir, have you looked at
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the comparison of two year olds the majority of two
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  Speaker 1: year olds, and in comparison to I guess I should
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: say size in comparison to divine side. You mean like
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: in body way body size. Yeah, I mean he's a
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: little tall. You know, he wasn't a small chap when
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: he's Barney was ten pounds. But no, he's on the
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  Speaker 1: scale of right where he should be. He's just a little,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: you know, taller because his daddy is tall. But he's
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  Speaker 1: doing okay, So you're you don't think he's anywhere in
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: the in the ballpark of of of of obesity at two?
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  Speaker 1: You mean fat? I mean I didn't want to be blunt,
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  Speaker 1: but but but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean
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  Speaker 1: your sons. Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: relaxing and we're talking about you think my son is
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a little overweight or what he's what's the problem. Well,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I think he's fat, and the problem I'm gonna I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: noticing the records of everything that's wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's fat.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year, and I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: give my daycare money. Miss Benita has never said anything
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: think my son is fat with him, you deal with
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at as records
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,
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  Speaker 1: he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day, a
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: gallon the milk. Y'all only get snacks two times a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: day and he's there only for breakfast and lunch, And
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: how in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: And if he is, ma'am. But all I know is this, no, No,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you calling me on
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year
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  Speaker 1: when she collecting my damn daycare money. She ain't said
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you know, my wife's a different person, and she tries
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals
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  Speaker 1: with me. Mister Kirby, I've never met you, never met you.
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  Speaker 1: It special all of a Sunday. The reason why I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: tomorrow if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, No,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Here's where we knew that. Here. Either you can keep
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: son off at six thirty like I do every morning,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: ma'am listening if we can't get him, if you really
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: want to get this banita on the side, because obviously
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you ain't the one that need to be talking to me,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: because if you're not there every day, and I did
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: with your wife, I'm telling you that your son is
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: too big to be is coming every morning. If that's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the case, and if he's eating at a house at home,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'll send him some extra, but what I pay my
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: money for is what you're gonna feed him for two
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  Speaker 1: full meals and two snacks. And if he needs extra,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'll put some in his bag. But he's drinking a
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: gallon of milk a day. Are you looking there? I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: don't care. There's no way possible that he can drink
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a gallon of milk a day. Y'all. Here's here's, here's
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the deal. I don't want you to have to stop
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: bringing your son now, and I'm not and I'm not.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: damn hum ain't. Are you from these food program I will.
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  Speaker 1: I will give him an apple and a glass of
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and a glass of water in the evening, and then
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you guys can feed him when he gets home. You
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: must be certified in the food program, especially if you're
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: sitting the pare telling me my damn son is going
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
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  Speaker 1: kids is having an apple and water, then that's what
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  Speaker 1: you better be serving him. But if that ain't the
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  Speaker 1: case in here, I'll know he better get the full snack.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: So if that's Graham crackers and apple juice. Well, damn it,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: won't astra, he better get it. I'm listening. All I'm
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you is your son drink two months?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: He drinks two Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: back at the top. I know you did not cussing me.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I know. Ready to cut to me. Let me tell
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you what. You ain't got to worry about it. We
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: don't have nothing else to talking about. My husband, me,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: your wife, and everybody that works at damn daycare better
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: be there in the morning because that's six thirty. We
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be there, and my son he's coming all week
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and he gonna eat all week. If he walked two
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: gallons of milk, he gonna drink it. If he walked
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: two plates of food, he gonna get it. Because I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: tell you what, we say them good money to come
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your child up
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: there now. I will put your child on swim fast.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I was trying not to give him to suspected, but
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I will ask give him some slim fast, and you're
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: gonna get a slim fast swimping I'm gonna whip y'all
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave it to him,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: they gonna get a slim fast shipping all the little
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: kids that have some slim fast. If he getting some,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eatn't
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: steak with damn it, he better have some too. If
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole damn car
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: he eatn't care I pay for it, but he been
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: like getting up slim fast. I will shut it down
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: about my child. Okay, I got something else you need
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to know about your son? What the else do I
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: need to know? Besides you think my son is overweight?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: What the helth can you tell me today? I need
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank on call you.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? What did you just say?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sad to that she No, I don't
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be is she there?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Hear me? It's on? After that, it's all it is all. Hey,
• 28:31
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• 28:32
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• 28:35
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  Speaker 1: While the movie a Latin It stars Will smith Man,
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  Speaker 1: he's such a superstar. He owns the Memorial Day weekend,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't he? I mean he really does. Yeah, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he took a magic carpet ride at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the box office. People live action adaptation of the nineteen
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  Speaker 1: seven million dollars. Did you hear me over the boy Day?
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  Speaker 1: Memorial Day week weekend? That easily beat Disney's projection of
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  Speaker 1: seventy five to eighty five million. High, I would say so.
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  Speaker 1: Number two John Wick Chapter three, Pair of Bellum thirty
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  Speaker 1: one million. Number three Avengers Endgames still in the top three,
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  Speaker 1: twenty two point three million dollars. So there you go
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  Speaker 1: for the weekend. Nice. Really smart man, he's really smart
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  Speaker 1: with PICKT movies. Huh, he's really really good at that.
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  Speaker 1: I gained total respect for Will Smith when he did Ali.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I did not think he crushed Ali, but man, when
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: he did the movie about the concussions in the football world,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it was it called concussions. That
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: his portrayal of that doctor Amen, Amen, that dude caught on.
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  Speaker 1: That dude can hact. And for him not to get
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: an oscar for that, that was a complete injustice. All right, Steve,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you're right, we're gonna switch gears here and get some
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  Speaker 1: headline ladies and gentlemen, miss A and Tripp. Thank you
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: very much everybody, and good morning. Welcome back to a
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: lot of folks who took off that Memorial Day weekend.
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  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. While there were
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  Speaker 1: parades and celebrations, cookouts and quiet remembrances all over the country,
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  Speaker 1: yesterday for Memorial Day, and in line with tradition, Vice
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  Speaker 1: President Pence was at Arlington National Cemetery to honor those
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  Speaker 1: who served in the US military by placing a wreath
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  Speaker 1: at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier. I'll behalf of
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  Speaker 1: a grateful nation. It is my profound privilege to be
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  Speaker 1: here on the hallowed ground of Arlington National Cemetery for
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the one hundred and fifty first occasion where we gather
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: to pay a debt of honor and gratitude. Asident, Trump
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  Speaker 1: visit Arlington National Cemetery last week before taking off for Japan.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Nine members of a Clan affiliated group spent part of
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: their Memorial Day weekend holding a rally in Dayton, Ohio.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Reports are there about ten clansmen on Saturday drew about
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  Speaker 1: ten supporters, while nearly a thousand counter protests turned out.
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  Speaker 1: They say the races cover their faces with bandanas and
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  Speaker 1: carried the US flag, the KKK flag, and a Confederate flag. However,
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  Speaker 1: their speeches were drowned out by the anti racist banging
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  Speaker 1: on drumas, playing the tuba, and with a church group
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  Speaker 1: singing Amazing Grace. While tensions between the US and Iran
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: have ramped up considerably yes lately, President Trump says he's
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  Speaker 1: nevertheless feeling positive about the possibility of a new anti
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: nuclear deal with the Persian country. He insists the sanctions
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: he's imposed working for both the US and the Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Trump spend the weekend in Japan, which has maintained relations
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  Speaker 1: with Iran and is offering actually to help Iranians and
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  Speaker 1: the Trump administration on the same page. Back to the
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  Speaker 1: table and talking about stuff and negotiating more. Rainy and
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  Speaker 1: windy weather is headed for Arkansas and Oklahoma this week.
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  Speaker 1: Some residents of Tulsa have evacuated their homes because of
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  Speaker 1: flooding and closed roads. Forecast to say that a storm
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  Speaker 1: system is going to move into the Central Plains today
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: over night, a tornado hit the area around Oklahoma. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of folks are without power in that area. High
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: School of touring get this in Memphis, Tennessee's the Vallect Tour.
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  Speaker 1: And he's earned more than three million dollars in scholarships,
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  Speaker 1: and he's actually homeless. Seventeen year old Tupac Mosley's father
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  Speaker 1: four point three grade point average. So young Tupac, one
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  Speaker 1: wonderful to seventeen year old African American youngster three million
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  Speaker 1: dollars in scholarships to go to college. Finally, the movie
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  Speaker 1: Aladdin tops all others at the Memorial Day weekend box office,
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  Speaker 1: pulling in just shy a one hundred and thirteen million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: up next at thirty four after the hour trending sports News.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: NBA Finals are set, people, we'll talk about it right
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show all right, Junior? What you got?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: NBA Finals Game one Thursday night up Jay Tommy in Toronto.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Kevin Durin is out for the start of the finals.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: But the real question is what is Golden State gonna
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: do about Kawhi Leonard and Drake? It kill anybody down.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why everybody's upset about Drake. He's a fan.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Do that's all he doing. I like the dudes love
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: for the from he from up there. That's his team.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: He everybody he needs to sit down. Man. In Milwaukee,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: they stopped selling his music. Yeah yeah, that's just damn ridiculous.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: The dude is a fan. He having a good ass time.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: He's supporting this team. I don't see nothing wrong with it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: And people, man, because they damn team ain't in it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: There you go right there, you're na man about that?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Well well as whipping will make you hate stuff, man,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I just don't see nobody whipping Golden State because when
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: when Durant isn't on the team, they are a well
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: oiled team machine, Man just a machine. Now when it's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: the Warriors is playing with Kevin Durant's it's the Durant Show.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: But man, when he's not playing that boy, they move around,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: they're cutting. It's crazy to watch man. And then and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: then Draymond Green becomes an MVP player really Oh yeah, yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: he's like a point forward. And what you think? So? Who?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: You got five games? Six games? What y'all think? I'd
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: love to see a seven game series, but I don't
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: see it. You need all the Golden State to twist.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: They ankled in trying. You need everybody on t twister.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody show play still and kd all need
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: to throw the ankle. Yeah. OK, And I just say
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: this about the playoffs. Mhmm. It's Charles Berkley gonna need
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: his own table in a minute because he's spreading Hunt's huge.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I like, I mean, I do huge. First of all,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been eating I believe, come on, you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: know I've been I been having at the game. They
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: got popcorn, they got hot dogs. I'm eating that. I
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: they got nacho they go down in their third quarter
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: getting Natcho. They got everything down there. They go, you're
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: gonna get white and mean, look where you're at. We're
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: not in the Golden State. They got good barbecue, Korean
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: barbecue down, they got regular real they got they got
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: soldier red, they everything. You're gonna get big if you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: keep sitting around thee stadium. They go up, mister, mister Wiggan,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: he got a barbecue stand up there? How I got
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: hamburger stand? Huh? When's the last time you button your
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: coat and sat down? I have not busting this coat
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: since I started playing for Philly. Right then the cheese
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: takes that you should get out of every game, But
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't butting the sixtin. That's when it started. You
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: predicted who I'm predicting. They got some more barbecue in
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: the game. They got more rids, they's got most subsages.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Can't you know? They got sting shaking they got So
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: that's what I think it's gonna happen. I don't even
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: care about the Do you have food under the table
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: while you're doing the time? I have food not only
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: under the table, but I pulled us subway out in
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: my shoe last week. Ain't that right then? Or a
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: commercial break? But I really you know, my collection. I
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: level good though, so I'm gonna keep going. No problem
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: with coming other we call me yesterday, so we good,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, thank you. Nephew coming up with
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: a prank phone call right after this. You're listening to
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject You're never too old to
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: get played. Yeah. Yeah, But right now the nephew in
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone call, what do you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: have for us today? Nap the repo man. Wow, repo man.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Anybody had a call repo anybody on this show? No? Ya, hell,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: repo man. Here it is. Let's run a catch. Hello,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to rechange please this hell. Sorry, y'all. My
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: name is uh Robert. I'm with the collection agency. You
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: do on a Sierra two thousand and three GMC truck,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Am I correct? Yeah? Okay. We don't show that we've
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: had any payments within the last I guess about three
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: close to four months now, and we want to try
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: and stop having to come in and repossess it. Maybe
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: we give you a chance to bring your payment in,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: but we haven't had a payment from you in about
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: four months, sir, na truck, I ain't financially with the
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: other the other thing, I don't, I don't. I don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: know what's in the moment. Yeah, I've been planning all
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the time. It's directed product from our call. We're about that. Well. Uh,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm with they've they've turned you over to us. I'm
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: with collection agency, and we haven't gotten anything from I don't.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I don't show any uh, any paperwork here on the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: computer at all that we've had any payments made within
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the last four months. So that's why they've been panning
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: it all. I don't already turned it over to y'all
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: without my permission. They can't never tell my time and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: my truck over to y'all to pay y'all. I don't
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: even know. Well, I understand that, sir. What happens is
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: if you haven't paid it in a certain amount of time,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: it actually comes over to the collection agency. And that's
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: what they've done. They've actually sent it over to us. UH.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: They've given us uh pretty much all the information on you.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a gold this type of color UH.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: CR two thousand and three GMC truck from my understanding,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Am I correct? Yeah, that's my truck. Okay. Um, Now,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is for
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you to come in uh and make a payment to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: us this evening for four months so we can see
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: so we don't have to come in and repossess your truck.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to have to do that, but
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: if I have to send a record out there to you,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I have your address on file as well. I don't
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: want to have to send anybody out to pick it up.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Y'all not coming here my truck. And I'm not paying
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: y'all for for new full months. I'm gonna saying my
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: truck all time, every month. That's a deal, sir. I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to get in a back and forth with you,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go. Now.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'll come out there and repossess it myself. But I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: telling you, look, that's not not even where we gotta
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: go with that. Don't be you don't need to be
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: screaming a yard. I can come get it yourself and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: all that they truck truck that's gonna be that? What?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Hang on, let's back up because I'm a man, just
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: like here, man, what do you mean it's gonna that's
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be that? What are you saying? What are you?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you saying to me? Son?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Look, look, I'm telling you that I
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: pay my truck note and and that's a fun I
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know who are you. Let's get
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I've already stated to you before I'm with an agency.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: And let's get one thing straight. You don't tell me
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I tell you now. Hey, hey, dude, calm down here
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone. It don't make no sense. Talment you know,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: over the faun and whatnot. You can come, you can
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: come get the truck. My truck right here I work.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I'm ready here, you can come. You can come, try
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: to get my truck. You come on here. Sure, I'm
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: already aware of where you work in the whole nine yards. Now,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm trying to be as uh cardied with
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you as I can. Now you can clone you're talking
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: about I'm gonna get my trouble. I tell you, I'll
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: be saying. So you know you should have dropped down
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: and be like all right, I'm gonna check with somebody.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I sen check with somebody else to make sure I'm right.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: It didn't call me, batter. I'm telling you you haven't
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: paid anything. That's what I'm telling you. I've got it
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: listed on the computer. You've been turned over an agency
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: and you haven't done it. You haven't done a thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: What are you? Stupid? You? You you're raising your press
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: scream in a hall over the phone like that because
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: they ain't gonna do me me? Are you no good?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: But you ain't get no money from me? Then you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: ain't coming from my truck. What a matter of fact,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: you could come from my truck. I'm gonna be on
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: my trunk. I'm gonna wait on you. What are you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be there? It doesn't make any difference, sir. You
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: gotta get repossessed tonight. If I don't get four months
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: payment brook, Definitely, if I don't get four months payment
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: brought into me collection agency, your truck will be taken
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: care of. No. Hold on, listen, man, hold on, you're
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: kind of kind of serious. Put my truck and parler.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You quit cursing at me. That's what truck man you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: got me? Trust, Look my truck right outside. You come
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: over here and get it obviously on that way for you. Look,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you know what. I'm at the point I don't give
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a about this job. I'm ready to come kick your
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm ready to do. Call him back, Kake.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I don't need a little scared hanging up the phone.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You're standing here like a man, and you handle your problems. Hey,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'm man. I make a roof. Bro stop telling. I'm
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: at work too, doing my job the same way you're
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: doing yours. Make you want to do your job. I
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: before you go. Are you listening? This is Nephew Timing
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: by you got you got on my teacher? Man? You
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: are you all right? Man? No, I'm all right. I'm
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: gonna talk this roof. Man, I'm talking about cool. I'm
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: she told me. She told me, man, she said that
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: boy loved that truck. Yeah, that's my my reputation. Man,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: ain't man, Yeah, I gotta ask. I gotta ask you. Man,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Tell me, brother, what is the baddest I'm talking about
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Repo? Man, Man
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: can't tell you something sir, I had a repo man
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: actually tell me one time. He said, kid, you're the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: best I've ever hunted for in my twenty five years
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: of repo. Listen to you the best. You're the best
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I've ever and I'm gonna get you one day. But
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: how lone, you went three years three three years without
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: a single payment. Where were you parking this car? Hey?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Dog out out the state now? They was looking at Cleveland.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I come here now. And then that told me, though, say,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you're the best. Yeah yeah, that car now the first
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: car they tried to repoll. I heard it for eight months.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: M yeah. I finally got the money and paid it
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: before they got it, But I heard that one for
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: eight months. I had some cold moves, man. I would
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: park in a partner's garage down the street. I would
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: park behind the grocery store sixteen blocks away, or take
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: my bike off the bike rack and then ride at home.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Or did I ride back down to my car in
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the morning. One time to dude follow me on the bike,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: He said, I know you're riding to a car. He
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: followed me on the bike, but I knew who he
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: was by then. I stopped at the light. He was
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: behind me. I just turned around on my bike and said, hey, man,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to take you to my car. I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: just telling you that right now, I'm not going to
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: take you three years long time. I'm the greatest man,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: for real, the greatest the goat. Yeah, I'm responsible for
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. You know that sign you see
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: on the gas pumps, pay before you pay before you pump. Yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm the reason that that sign exists today. What do
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah? And nineties. Yeah, I stole gas I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: was home. Yeah, I created that sign, and you're proud.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I apologize to people for it all the time. That's
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: why he can't run for nothing? Right, rules have changed,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: looks and run. And when i'm convinced, I'm convinced. You know,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: the rules are different for us. So yeah, this is true.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, it is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter subject You're never too old to get played.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, on sex, on dating,
• 53:30
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• 53:39
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• 53:45
  Speaker 1: buck it up, hold on tight, we got it for you. Here.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject You're
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: never too old to get played. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: have dated a man for the past several months, and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you will not believe what happened over the holiday weekend.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: He told me that he had plans to go out
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: of town with his buddy since we had a long weekend.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: He said his phone service might be sketchy while he
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: was driving, so he would call me when he could.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: He left town Thursday morning and everything was cool until
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Friday morning at nine am, when he called me. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was surprised to hear from him, but he sounded a
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: lot different. He asked me, Hey, Cynthia, can you do
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: me a favor? I replied yes, What is it? He
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: asked me if I could speak to someone that is
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: very special to him, named Bridget. He said he needed
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: me to tell Bridget that he and I are just
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: friends and we've been out to dinner once and that
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: was it. So Bridget got on the phone and said hello.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I asked her why she wanted to talk to me.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Wasn't to find out what's really going on with me
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and this man? She said, yes, tell her everything. So
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I told her that we are not in a relationship,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: but we have had a lot of great sex and
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: he was just in my bed on Thursday morning before
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: he left town. Okay, Bridget had the phone on speaker
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and I could hear him in the background saying I
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: was lying. I hung up after that, and I was
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: in total shock. This man is sixty four years old
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: and he's still playing games. I feel bad for being
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: so rude to Bridget, but it's not her fault. Women
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Get played all the time. He texted me to say
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: that he would deal with me when he got back
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to town. I'm no fool, but I do want to
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: hear what he has to say. Should I hear him
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: out or just move on and let him and Bridget
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: deal with these issues. Yeah, you just answered your own question. Yeah,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: move on and let him in Bridget deal with these issues,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: because obviously he and Bridget have some kind of relationship
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: going on. He said she was very special to him. Yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: if he put her on the phone to talk to you.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: It is very special. Okay, it is very very special.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: And I hope you know that you're the one that's
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: getting played here. Okay, he's sixty four years old. Yes,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: he's still playing games. Why are you feeling so bad
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: for Bridget when he's with her? I think you got it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Twist it, okay. I mean your first clue was when
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: he said his phone service might be sketchy while he's driving.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: He's going away for the weekend. Your radar should have
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: went off, A red flag should have gone up when
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: he called you and said, Hey, Cynthia, can you do
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: me a favor? Could you speak to someone very special
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: to him named Bridget? I mean none of this was
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: clicking with you. Yeah, let him go. Move on with
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: your life, girl, don't allow him to play you any longer.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: You left a lot out of this letter. I'll tell
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you that Bridget, who is she? Did you find out
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: who she was to him? And what are you to him?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You guys have only been dating for the past several months,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: so it's obviously it's obvious not very serious. Again, you've
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: answered your own question. You don't have to hear him out.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: You don't need to hear what he has to say.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: It's obvious Bridget is special to him. You're not move on.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Let him and Bridget deal with these issues, Steve, all right,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: let me just clear something over with this letter before
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: we get too far down the road. When he left
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: town Thursday, everything was cool until Friday morning at nine am,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: when he called me. I was surprised to hear from him.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: He sounded. He asked me, Hey, Cynthia, can you do
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: me a favor? I said, yes. What he asked me
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: if I could speak to someone that's very special to
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: him named Bridget. He said he needed me to tell
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Bridget that he and I are just friends and we've
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: been out to dinner once and that was it. Now,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: let's understand something. He didn't just put Bridget on the
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: phone down, Nobody do that. He had to put Bridget
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: on the phone cause Bridget found something in his phone
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and said, who the hell is Cynthia. That's the only
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: way this man called you With the woman right there,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: it's the owner. If she don't mean nothing to you,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: prove it called her and that's how you got a
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: phone call. Let's not be stupid. He let's not be naive.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Let's not get played. He put Bridget on the phone
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: because he told Bridget y'all was just friends. When he
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: put you on the phone, though, he even gave you
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: instructions as to what he wanted you to do. He
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: said he needed you to tell Bridget that him and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Hub that him and you just friends and y'all out
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to dinner one time, and that was it. That's what
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: he asked you to tell him. But oh no, that
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: ain't what see not. Let me when we come back,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get down to the bottom of the letter.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: He said. He texts me to say that he would
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: deal with me when he got back in time. What
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I'm no fool, but I want to hear what he
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: has to say. Girl. What I'm gonna give you two
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: things he gonna say right away, Hey, really, thank you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: for your support to me, that you would step up
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: to the plate for me. But then you're gonna do
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: not the second half of his conversation gonna be that
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: is not what I asked you to say. You know it.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I ask your ass one time, what is all call
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: that thought? Steve? Okay, we'll have you roll for that.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Subject of today's Strawberry Letter,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You're never too old to Get played. We'll get back
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Subject You're never too old
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to get played. You know this woman. I don't know
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: how she is, but to do she dating his sixty
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: four Oh, he had to go out of town with
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: some buddies. Said his phone service gonna be sketchy, so
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: he had called you when he These is twenty four
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: ye old lines he using at sixty four. I'm going
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: with some friends. But look at bay phone serve. It
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be sketchy when I'm trying. How you know that?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: But so I talk to you when I get back.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: He thirsy morning. Everything was cool Friday morning, nine am.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: When he called me, I was surprised to hear from
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: see you wasn't even looking to hear from him. He
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: was not even gonna call you this weekend, but see
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: she found something in the phone. He wasn't even gonna
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: call you. That's why he told you it was gonna
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: be sketching. He'll call you when he can. She found
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: something in the phone. That's why when he called you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: he sounded different. Then he said, hey, send it. Send
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: any other time, babe, babe or something sweetie, Hey, baby
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: girl was happy. This time it was your government name. Hey, hey,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: sent I can't do me in favor. Um. I need
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: you speak to somebody that's very very special to me.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Her name Bridget and she right Hill. I want you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: to tell Bridget that me and you were just friend
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: and we been out to dinner once and I was it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, OK. So I'm gonna put Bridget on say hello, Hello,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't Bridge. How you doing? Uh? Do you what?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You want to talk to me? Yeah, I'm gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. I want to get us all out, so
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  Speaker 1: we grown folks. Let's get wrong folks stuff out. We'll
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, and I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm grown. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what he did. But what he
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  Speaker 1: told me to tell you is that we just went
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  Speaker 1: out one time. That's a damn lie. That is tripping
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  Speaker 1: like that tripping. I know what you asked me. What.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the truth out there because God is
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  Speaker 1: my witness. God is my witness. Uh huh uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I heard what you said. I heard what you said.
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  Speaker 1: Tell her we only went out one time. That's all
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  Speaker 1: one time. Uh what you feeling to say? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell her everything. You just left my bed. You just
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: left my bed. Ain't made up. I don't even make up,
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  Speaker 1: No bad negro. You was in my bed. Ok why
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  Speaker 1: would I be in your bed? And I got a
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  Speaker 1: bed Jesus, oh, Father God, I don't do other beds.
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  Speaker 1: I just sleep with Bridget. I'm getting the hot sweats now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even fool with nobody to get hot sweats.
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  Speaker 1: Gets you do it, I don't. I don't even fool
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  Speaker 1: with nobody to get hot sweats. Bridget, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even pay her. No, damn chicken. I get at me.
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  Speaker 1: She's been trying to get at you me. She'd been
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  Speaker 1: trying to get at me for the long, and I've
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  Speaker 1: been get at you special you. Why do you think
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  Speaker 1: I'm well? Gee, said Father God. Cynthia. Cynthia, that's my name.
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  Speaker 1: Don't hear out what you want? Cynthia. M hmm Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now come on now, Bridget, come let her cry. Who
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  Speaker 1: give a damn about her? Cry? I can't. I told
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  Speaker 1: you she was special to me. See that you go
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  Speaker 1: again again. Raise your hands if you give a damn
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  Speaker 1: if she crying? No hands up over here? Ain't no hands.
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  Speaker 1: You know something? You know? I thought our friendship was
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  Speaker 1: something special, But I said, I'm gonna have to deal
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  Speaker 1: with you. Me and you were not fit to be friends.
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  Speaker 1: No mother, not after this, No mo, no mo. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even need friends like you. I am frushed. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't even being a friend. Le got her over here
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  Speaker 1: crying and everything? Bridget, Bridget what bridget? Don't bust? No
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  Speaker 1: more damn wonders. Baby, You're all out in the cor
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: busting window. I just told you we was friend She tripping.
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  Speaker 1: Have a nice life, old dude. No hold on, hold up?
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  Speaker 1: She outside? Hey, cynthy, she just snatched off the spark
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: plugs out of car. You fit to pay for all
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  Speaker 1: this when I get back. This my boy's wife. This
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  Speaker 1: his wife. He thinking me and him, Me and my
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: dude messing with the same girl. It ain't even true. Man,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you tripping. You're gonna have to pay me for these
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: spark plugs. She's a busting all the window. Now we're
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: gonna be freezing coming back to man. Man, damn cynthy,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: you don't know the game we was just playing with you.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Damn no, we get back. I gotta get my car fixed.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: What you cook his son? Don't bring that over here. Listen, guys.
• 1:06:01
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• 1:06:04
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• 1:06:07
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  Speaker 1: at forty six after the hour, comedy Roulette. We're gonna
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: play a little comedy roulette right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
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  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. Today's categories are things you say to
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  Speaker 1: people to help you move. Lies, men tell to get
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  Speaker 1: out of the house, lies women tell to get out
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: of the house. Uh huh. And lastly, stuff white people
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  Speaker 1: say to black people that they think is really cool.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Oh yeah, let's spend the wheel, spun it,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, come on, getting at the house,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, women, let's go. Oh it stopped. And stuff
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  Speaker 1: white people say the black people that they think is
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  Speaker 1: really cool. Let's let's get right into it. Let's get
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: right into it. Here we go. We just sliced uff
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of watermelon. I'm sure you like it.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you like it. So um, do all of
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you all know the hip hop thing? Oh? Y'all know
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: hip hop? Don't you? White people say the black people
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  Speaker 1: that they think is really cool. I really want my
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I really want my lips to look like yours. Really.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Piggie wasn't small at all. White people
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  Speaker 1: say the black people that they think is really I
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  Speaker 1: don't really mean to be out of line, but could
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  Speaker 1: I just touch your ass? Just touch? Let me ask
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: you something. I don't really know you guys that well.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: But do you all have chicken farms? Hey, dude, listen,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: if you ever really want it, you know I can
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: teach you how to swim? They think, Yeah, I'll tell
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: you this first lady doesn't compare to yours. I know
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: that was a deep one. Yeah, so let me get
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: this right. You went to college, but not on a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: basketball scholarship. All right, Steve Clay, who's the daddy? Yeah,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I'll just tell you I'm perfectly fine with another African
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: American president. Yeah, I have a problem with the one
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: we had all right. Thanks. Guys coming up coming up
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, who encouraged you to
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: shave your bald head or your balding head at that time?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: We'll find out at the top of the hour. Right
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: John Travolta has been bald for a few months now,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: and he said, yeah, yeah, come on, John, you us okay,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: but he became friends with a pit bull. And you know,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: all of you guys who do this have got to
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: stick together, you know. John Travolta recently said on Jimmy
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Kimmel Alive. He said, all of us guys who shave
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: our heads have to stick together. So both he and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: his family encouraged it. He said, So, guys, I gotta
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: ask you, guys, with the exception of you, uh Junior,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: what convinced you can? Oh? Oh he he being called.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: We might not have his hand in there, but somebody
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: we can sit on the porch and wait for him
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: because he comes home. I gotta ask you guys, brushing
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: his hands taking less and less time. Oh man, hang,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: not to the curls. You know, girls like the curls.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You know that. Whatever, Yeah, see Tommy, you ain't tall enough.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: See what I said, you were tall enough? You see waves,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I see I see. No one convince you guys to
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: shave well for me my wife, remember, yeah, Shirley, them
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: came to my house. Her and Known walked in. Didn't
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: say nothing. I'm just ball hitting. I didn't say a
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: damn thing. You see me the video. I liked it,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: he called me. I was in bed resting, he said,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I shaved. My said, no, you didn't. Yeah. I didn't
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: fight it alone, Jake, he didn't. No, No, mid twenties,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't fight it, long said Tommy started losing. You
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: know who made it look cool though? Michael Jordan made
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: it look cool. Yeah, Jordan made it look cool. And
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: one more person, George Wallace's mama with that gotee man.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: It was classic where she was, the way she roped it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Hate him tell it. Savalis made it look cool back,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did, he did. Yeah, who told you? I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: looked in the mirror and your hat tells you. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I tell you. In the top Shelley, it was really smooth,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: like really and if you can wear a hat, you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: can get away with it. You know it's doing comedy.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: You could just keep a hat on on stage, and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: then you know, it just got got got to where
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I'm charging myself for a half of a haircut or
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: paying for a half a damn haircut. I'm like, just
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: just shave it off. Ask Julie, it's a fight a guy.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: You don't think, you don't think? What don't mind? Steve
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: asked you what I love good by by two years? Steve,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you agree to take time to realize it, and he
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: should just shave it off. Let it go. You see
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Tiger Oh yeah, Tiger Woods. Ye come on, yeah, well
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I need to let it go. I just saw him
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: at the poker tournament this weekend. Just go on and
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: oh oh it's some. Come on, brothers out there, it's some.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: But don't don't. Yeah, aren't there guys that really hate
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: to part with it because of the shape of their head?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: It don't matter, no, he dog, All right, listen, we'll
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: at about twenty minutes after the hour right after. I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: don't how much money you got either. Don't hang on, junior,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: hang on. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: well we left off. We were talking about, when did
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you guys realize it was time to shave off your
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: shave your hair off and uh yeah, bald completely. Steve, Junior, Tommy,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: that's Steve Tommy Jay and Junior still has his hair.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: He said he had about two years, about two years?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Two years or a woman got two years on my
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: hand on two years or either a woman what do
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: you mean a woman? Well, you know you, you know
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: your woman will tell you, she will come on, come
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: in the stop buying, stop buying, buy a small head.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and chemo will take your damn head too.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't waiting on that. My mustads, eyebrows, what everything's
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be gone? Everything? When I say everything, it will
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: be that that too, well not. The question is do
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I shave it now or I wait on chemo shave sha.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I would say, shave your mustash so it could be
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: of your own wheel and do it. Let's go get
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: your whole face waxed. Stevens trying to have a serious
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: moment with but I never know when he gonna say
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: something ignorant, so you know every on All right, we'll
• 1:15:53
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• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: right after this Junior, he's gonna be all right. You're
• 1:16:08
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  Speaker 1: for today's entertainment news and a Memorial Day weekend box
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: office report. While the movie a Latin it stars Will
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: smith Man. He's such a superstar. He owns the Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day weekend, doesn't he? I mean he really doesn't. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he took a magic carpet ride at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the box office. People live action adaptation of the nineteen
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  Speaker 1: Memorial Day week weekend? That easily beat Disney's projection of
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  Speaker 1: seventy five to eighty five million. High, I would say so.
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  Speaker 1: Number three Avengers Endgames still in the top three twenty
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• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: when he did Ali. I did not think Kendemy Award
• 1:19:23
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• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: break of the day and some closing remarks from the
• 1:19:30
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day on this Tuesday. You have some closing remarks for us.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I know you do. Yeah. I've been talking to you
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  Speaker 1: all a few times about this thing that I've started
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: doing every morning, this morning meditation U reas of things
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I do. You don't have to do it now. Everybody
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: has to pick their own way to go about it.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I just decided because of a scripture that I read,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Psalms five and three and Psalms five and three. It
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: just talks about in the morning, and just talk about
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: when you talk to God in the morning, you're asking
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: him to hear your voice. And then after you ask
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: him to hear your voice of everything you pray and
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: talk to him about, asking to show gratitude. You wait
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: in expectation of all these things to happen in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You know nothing to look, everything you ask im not
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen today, but you But you spend your day
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  Speaker 1: in the expectation that God is going to do something
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: to move you closer to your goals, your dreams, your visions,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: and especially to Him. But what I have learned about
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: this morning meditation and it has bought about a pizza
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: in my life that I've never had before. I'm just
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: sharing it with everybody because I'd like for you all
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  Speaker 1: to try it. Look, they got these daily inspiration books
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: all over the place. The one I got is called
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Enjoying Peace in His Presence by Sarah Young. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a three hundred and sixty five day devotion, or you
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  Speaker 1: can pick anyone. You won't you know how they have
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  Speaker 1: a little message of the day and then they back
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  Speaker 1: it up with a couple of scriptures. And look, man,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not being religious with you at all, because your
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: faith doesn't matter to me. I'm just talking about a method,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: this morning meditation. And what I do is what it
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  Speaker 1: does is it is after I get through meditating and
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I say the Lord's Prayer and I read my little
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: daily daily inspiration, I got a Bible app and I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: do my verse to the day, and then I go
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: look it up in the Bible and I look it
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  Speaker 1: up in a new Living Testament so I can understand
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: the real words. And before I close out, I pull
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  Speaker 1: out my list of everything that I'm thanking God for,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: which is a full sheet of paper. And then I
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: have a second sheet of paper, dust stuff I'm asking
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: God for, which is another full sheet of paper. What
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  Speaker 1: I've learned in this meditation is that it has given
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: me a peace that has transcended my intellect. And what
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: I mean by that is what I've discovered. What was
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  Speaker 1: happening to me, and it might be happening to a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: lot of you, is when most of your mental energy
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: goes into trying to figure everything out which I can't
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: tell you how much of my morning I used to
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and began to figure every
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: try to figure everything out. When you're trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: it out the peace that God can really give you,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: you're you're not capable of receiving that because you're in
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: the way with your mind set. See you so busy
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: trying to figure it out that you don't leave room
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: for God and what God does. God kind of looks
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: in your head and probably looking at all these thoughts
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: spinning around and round and going nowhere and accomplishing nothing,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: and all the while this piece that He has for
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: me had been kind of hovering over my head, searching
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  Speaker 1: for a place to land. But I wasn't giving his
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: peace a place to land in my head because I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: had it soul jumbled up with thoughts of how to
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  Speaker 1: figure it out, what I'm gonna do, who should I call,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: what should I say? How do I respond? And for
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: the past month I'll stopped doing that. All of a
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  Speaker 1: suddenly just gave me an incredible peace that he had
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  Speaker 1: been trying to give it to me for years. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had learned this a long time ago, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe it can help you out the way. It has
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  Speaker 1: helped me. But I guess we all learned stuff as
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  Speaker 1: we go along. You know, we are all slowly becoming
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  Speaker 1: the person that we should have been a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a goal. I also learned of late that you
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  Speaker 1: it takes your entire life to find out everything there
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  Speaker 1: is to find out about yourself. To be who you
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  Speaker 1: really are takes your entire life. This person that I
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  Speaker 1: become has become a person more at peace as all
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  Speaker 1: the controversy and things swirl around me. God has given
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  Speaker 1: me a real calmness in the eye of the hurricane.
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  Speaker 1: And we all can be the center of the hurricane
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  Speaker 1: if we just refuse to step out in the swirl
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  Speaker 1: us around us, And it's all around us. It's relative
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  Speaker 1: to who you are. Some swels appear bigger than other
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  Speaker 1: swirls because of the level you've reached in life. Some
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  Speaker 1: people might look over there and go, man, that ain't nothing,
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  Speaker 1: But in a world it could be everything, It could
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  Speaker 1: be monumentous. So who am I? Because it's all relative
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  Speaker 1: as to where we are. You know, we all got
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  Speaker 1: our different crosses to bear. But the one thing I've
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  Speaker 1: learned about this morning, meditation has given me a peace
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  Speaker 1: beyond my intellect, and it has caused me to just
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  Speaker 1: have a calmness that I haven't had in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't have to respond to everything, because everything
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  Speaker 1: that somebody's saying about you, and everything that somebody's doing
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  Speaker 1: towards you, that's meant for evil. That ain't your business,
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  Speaker 1: And don't make it yours. Don't even worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Those people have no idea that God's ways are as
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  Speaker 1: high above the earth as the heavens. They have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: They just operating in their own little cocoon, thinking they
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  Speaker 1: staring up something because they got some likes or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Hey, y'all, don't get in that. Don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about ten people. If you love God and you're a
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  Speaker 1: child of his, He's working on your behalf even when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like it's some mess out there. All you
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  Speaker 1: got to do is stay at the eye of the hurricane,
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  Speaker 1: don't get in the swirl, don't go out there. If
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  Speaker 1: you stay centered in Him, he'll give you a piece
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  Speaker 1: that transcends all your intellect. That's what the morning meditation
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  Speaker 1: has done for me. I would invite you all to
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  Speaker 1: try it yourself, all right, that's it today. Those are
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