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Beyonce Broke It, Earthquake Interview, Tommy's Chest, Corpse Loogie and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back the back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming buck bus things and its good
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  Speaker 1: Steve listening together for ste don't joy. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn hur you gotta turn to turnout, turn by,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your bab I show well a good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 1: have something and it so describes how I was living.
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  Speaker 1: It's so captures the feelings that I had about beginning
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  Speaker 1: on the pathway of my dreams. It so describes how
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  Speaker 1: I felt when I was about to attempt something. And
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  Speaker 1: I have some striking news for you. It describes often
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  Speaker 1: how I feel still today to a degree. So let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what that is. Here's an analogy that
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  Speaker 1: I've heard a couple of different ways, but I've kind of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fixed it around to where I can drink
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  Speaker 1: it better, and I think it fits my personality to
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  Speaker 1: describe it to people best this way. I've talked often
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  Speaker 1: about the urge and see of doing something with your life,
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  Speaker 1: of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting
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  Speaker 1: it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line
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  Speaker 1: up in a row, and waiting till the stars aligned themselves.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't on such a thing, you're never gonna
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  Speaker 1: get started. I don't know too many people who can
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  Speaker 1: say that all the ducks just lined up in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Things happen. Even when you get them lined up. One
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  Speaker 1: of the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock
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  Speaker 1: over the domino, or something happens. But here's the point
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting at. God has so many blessings available to you.
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  Speaker 1: You who's listening. God has so many blessings available to
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  Speaker 1: you from where you are right now. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you've gotten yourself into or what you've done. God
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  Speaker 1: has so many blessings that he can send your way.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to do something. See a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people just sit around and go man, and something always
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  Speaker 1: happening to you. You're always getting a break, You're always
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  Speaker 1: doing this. You always, man, don't nothing come my way?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. If nothing ever comes your way. You
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  Speaker 1: know why that is? It's because you're not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you you're not. Here's a deal. God has
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  Speaker 1: all these blessings he wants to send you, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to give him something to work with. Now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: God will bless you. God can touch people's hearts on
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  Speaker 1: your behalf. He can move situations around for you. He
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  Speaker 1: can align the stars. He can set the ducks up
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  Speaker 1: in the road. But align the stars and move people around,
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  Speaker 1: and touch people's hearts and set the ducks up in
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  Speaker 1: the road. For what have you put forth? Any effort?
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  Speaker 1: Have you made a single step in any direction to
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing or go the right way? That
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  Speaker 1: gives him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
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  Speaker 1: Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: always start with these speeches you're hear in the morning now.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
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  Speaker 1: stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
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  Speaker 1: to these. Hell, I got it wrong so many times
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  Speaker 1: to be able to sound like I got some sense,
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  Speaker 1: I said it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many times I have had to have
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  Speaker 1: failed to have what I have in my head today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People get mad
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  Speaker 1: at the process. You got to do something to give
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  Speaker 1: God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to bless If you ain't putting forth
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  Speaker 1: any effort, you can get blessed from whoever you are
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Wherever your starting point is, wherever you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself wound up, you can get it back from. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've
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  Speaker 1: done it. I got over. Man. I learned some things
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Because here's a deal. As long as
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  Speaker 1: God keeps waking you up in the morning, he ain't
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  Speaker 1: through with you yet. When he's done, you're done. But
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  Speaker 1: if God still has a plan for you you wake
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning, He's still got some more work
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  Speaker 1: for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 1: the fear of the unknown is incredible. Well, what if
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  Speaker 1: I fail, what if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: going to be a full time comedian after winning an
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  Speaker 1: amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream,
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  Speaker 1: going forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the
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  Speaker 1: edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,
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  Speaker 1: but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
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  Speaker 1: stepped off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open
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  Speaker 1: and allow me to drift down. See. I've never skydived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to skydive to
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  Speaker 1: find out. I think part of the thrill for people
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  Speaker 1: is the danger part of throwing yourself out a plane
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  Speaker 1: and how it feels to be free falling, but the
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  Speaker 1: whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating over the
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  Speaker 1: top moment. You have got to believe in your heart
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  Speaker 1: of hearts, you have got the hope with everything in
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  Speaker 1: you that when you pull this cord, the shoot opens
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  Speaker 1: or else This ain't a good move at all. But
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  Speaker 1: you've packed your shoot yourself. You've taken the lessons, so
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  Speaker 1: you go ahead and you make the leap. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: only thing about quitting your job and following your dream
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  Speaker 1: is you ain't really been trained all that good for this.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't never opened
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  Speaker 1: it before. So I walked off this cliff, That's what
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  Speaker 1: it was like. And you following your dream is like
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  Speaker 1: you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff and the pass SHOOTE don't
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  Speaker 1: open right away, and I hit a couple of rocks
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  Speaker 1: on the way down. I got my back cut up
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad. They see that three years living in a
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  Speaker 1: car man, he got his life toe down jumping off
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  Speaker 1: that cliff. I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see,
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  Speaker 1: what you don't understand is you don't know it. But
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  Speaker 1: eventually the shoot will open and I'm the parachute opening
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  Speaker 1: part of my life man, where a shoot then open
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  Speaker 1: and I'm drifting and I'm able to guide my SHOOTE
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  Speaker 1: over to Paris and glide. I've I've glided over to
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  Speaker 1: Africa and seen what it looked like. It's a slow
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  Speaker 1: ride down. When the passchute finally opened and my back
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  Speaker 1: didn't heeled too and the cuts that I had on me,
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  Speaker 1: I remember now I know how to stay away from
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  Speaker 1: the edge. But the parish chute then opened, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: enjoying my life for the first time. I'm gliding, but
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  Speaker 1: I got hit up against the rock. I can see more.
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  Speaker 1: I get a chance to see more things. I get
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  Speaker 1: to glide and see more parts of the world. I'm
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  Speaker 1: living my dream. Your passhute is gone open, but I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you one thing for shore, It'll never open if
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  Speaker 1: you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff, got to get the passhute open for you.
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  Speaker 1: But you got the jump, baby. That's the hard part,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. Now? Question is the end of this story
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  Speaker 1: right here today when you jumping you're listening show, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, this is it. The Steve Harvey Morny Show
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  Speaker 1: has begun, inviting you to join in and have yourself
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  Speaker 1: a good time today. Now let me remind you get
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  Speaker 1: them tunes together and you have a better day. I've
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  Speaker 1: already done it. I thank the Lord this morning. I
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  Speaker 1: told you I started with gratitude. I told him how
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  Speaker 1: much I appreciate it. I said thank you yesterday, even
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  Speaker 1: though I was facing a major problem. I thank them
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  Speaker 1: when I was in the middle of it, in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of a problem. The problem still exists, but it's
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  Speaker 1: all right though. This TuS your pass. So if you
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  Speaker 1: start your day with gratitude, it immediately affects your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: And once it affects your altitude, is in direct correlation
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  Speaker 1: with your altitude. If you get them three tunes together,
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  Speaker 1: skies a limit, everybody, welcome to the ride. This to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real mouth
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  Speaker 1: of the South, Junior and the legend that is Nephew
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior. Huard today this man, because it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: shocking to me that you have a problem with just regular,
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  Speaker 1: every day, every day thing like self checkout bother you?
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  Speaker 1: You don't have you gotta Why does that bother you? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because it's just shocking that we do these things all
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  Speaker 1: the time and you didn't even know they existed. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but not Junior, why is that shocking to you? Why
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  Speaker 1: is that bothering you? Though? That's the part I'm stuck
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  Speaker 1: at because I just can't. I would you like to
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  Speaker 1: do regular stuff? Would you want to do regular stuff? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Ask you a question. Is you tired of doing reckless stuff? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I got your world? Yes, I gotta do it to survive.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't not go to the stuff I've
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  Speaker 1: already survived. We move on, please, man, man, look killed
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  Speaker 1: this what you man? I stopped a long time ago
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  Speaker 1: pologizing for my life. Person don't like my life? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not gonna keep pol jobson for my blessing. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't rubbing it in nobody's face. But when I
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  Speaker 1: asked you a simple question, all I'm asking for ds,
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  Speaker 1: I answer why I gotta get kicked drug? All behind
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  Speaker 1: the truck because I wanted to know. Yesterday I was
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  Speaker 1: at family few, working and somebody's gave an answer self checkout.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked you what he means by that? And
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  Speaker 1: he said, you can check out yourself? And I said well,
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  Speaker 1: and he said everywhere I will. What you mean check
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  Speaker 1: out yourself? Yeah? So then he explained to me that
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  Speaker 1: they got to check out line where you can take
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  Speaker 1: your food up there boop, scared at yourself, pay for
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  Speaker 1: it and put it in the bag yourself, and then lead. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my very questions, well my very next question from you
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  Speaker 1: ain't stole nothing, not that simple, not as it happens.
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  Speaker 1: But why is that your first question? Time I had
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  Speaker 1: to do that. I cannot imagine not putting this stuff
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  Speaker 1: in my bad and going to my cup Cleveland in
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  Speaker 1: the building. So now they're watching the whole audience a
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  Speaker 1: family few turned on meet for not knowing it was
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  Speaker 1: a self checkout? Did a lady cup time they got
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  Speaker 1: of that Walmart and targeing yes, everywhere else, all grocery
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  Speaker 1: stores everywhere, sea yea, yeah, I got you. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't know it's no regular stuff. But I've been blessed,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm not apologizing for my life no more. That's
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  Speaker 1: all right, after the hour, it's happier back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. All right, it is time now
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back with the nephew. What you
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  Speaker 1: got for us? Now, this right here is my mama's tree.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got that favorite tree at mama house. I had
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  Speaker 1: a favorite tree at mama house. This right here is
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  Speaker 1: my mama's tree. Cant dog if you would Hello, Hello, man,
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  Speaker 1: I speak to lord. Yeah, this lord, this terror who
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  Speaker 1: just tearry. I'm about ten minutes from the yard, big dog.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't no teary. Look man, it's this lord that
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  Speaker 1: worked for Yes. Sir, listen, you just came down Clayton
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  Speaker 1: Street and hit me and tow all the limbs off
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  Speaker 1: my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street. And
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  Speaker 1: now she got limbs hanging all in the street. We
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  Speaker 1: got to cut this whole tree down because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: messed it up. And you're the one that just drove
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  Speaker 1: through here. He sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't even been in a residential neighborhood today. You just
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  Speaker 1: came down Clayton Street a couple of hours ago and
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  Speaker 1: then tow all the limbs off my mama tree. My mama,
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  Speaker 1: that tree been and I founded twenty five years and
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  Speaker 1: then you just came down the street and just tow
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  Speaker 1: it all apart. Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road
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  Speaker 1: to day. How did you get this number? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about how I got your number. Somebody got
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  Speaker 1: to pay for my mama tree. So I ain't been
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  Speaker 1: down Clayton Road today. I'm sorry call it call him
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  Speaker 1: back down. Hello, lord, did you just hang up on me? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I told you I didn't been down on the Clayton
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  Speaker 1: Road today. Now now what look I told you. You
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  Speaker 1: just came down Clayton Road and just and just told
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  Speaker 1: my mama tree up a live down on residential neighborhood today. Man,
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  Speaker 1: quit calling my phone to look my grandmama planet that tree.
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  Speaker 1: Now you don't gonna do that. Planet it. Move to
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  Speaker 1: my ben cut the branches off the smer if them branches.
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  Speaker 1: It's clear enough you're not supposed to be driving them.
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  Speaker 1: A team wheel trucks down this residential area like this here, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was making delivery. Guy. Now, if I had to
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  Speaker 1: come down that tree, I would have. But I told
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  Speaker 1: you once I ain't came down on Clayton Street to day.
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  Speaker 1: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're saying you ain't been down Clayton Street. Hadn't delivered
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  Speaker 1: down there, I would have came down that street. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have to come down there. You've been on Clayton
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  Speaker 1: Street today. Now that part I do know. And what
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  Speaker 1: you got the wrong? Robert dude, No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. I got to write and what I
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  Speaker 1: do know? Ill you didn't tell my mama tree up.
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  Speaker 1: We got to cut this old tree out. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what you're gonna pay for this. Then I ain't
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  Speaker 1: staying for a muddle tree, that tree and kidding. I
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  Speaker 1: know you ain't talking about my mama tree. Well, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: take your tree and take your mama and both of
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  Speaker 1: y'all go out there and planning another tree. Then we
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  Speaker 1: ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in our
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  Speaker 1: family for you. You're gonna mess around and get your
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  Speaker 1: swept behind this tree. Bring it on, then bring your
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  Speaker 1: gone and bring the tree with you. You're gonna make
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  Speaker 1: me whoop with a bridge off that tree. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. If you're that bad, then I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. If I was on playing the street today,
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  Speaker 1: I meet don't play the street with the tree. You
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  Speaker 1: come on over here to Clayton right now, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: right out here in the street on the card of
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  Speaker 1: this phone. You come on outside. My mama's sitting up
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  Speaker 1: in there crying behind this tree because you didn't tow
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  Speaker 1: the limbs off, and we got to cut it down
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  Speaker 1: now because you didn't mess it up. Don't get us
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  Speaker 1: napkin this yellow wife minds. Then, I ain't been down
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  Speaker 1: the tree. I know you ain't sitting here talking about
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  Speaker 1: my mama. Nah see you tripping not dog and tripping dog.
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  Speaker 1: You are ready. Look, man, I grew up with this
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  Speaker 1: tree in my front yard. I grew up with this tree.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got the nerve to drive to hell and
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  Speaker 1: driving too fast because if you're the droll slow you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been hitting all them lives like that. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: be running down here too fast to hill man. Look, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've told you once man, I ain't been down on
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  Speaker 1: Clayton Street, not like I told you. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to meet me on Clayton Streek, we'll all right. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your mom trip. What hell. There ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it because I ain't been
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  Speaker 1: down on Clayton Street. It's one thing you can do
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  Speaker 1: about it. You can pay for it, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Now. You're gonna either give me some money.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it at you, but you're you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: you're coming over here. Matter of fact, you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: over him. Now that big truck around and bring your
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  Speaker 1: butt on over here right now. Well, I mighty well,
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  Speaker 1: don't turn it around, because I ain't paying for no
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  Speaker 1: tree right now. That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: when you get here, my cousin hell and all my
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  Speaker 1: uncles is here sitting up there looking at out what
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't done in this tree. So bring yo. I
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  Speaker 1: don't look a here, take that tree and stuff it
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  Speaker 1: up you yo yo, all right, I ain't in a
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  Speaker 1: word with you, and just treat no more because I
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  Speaker 1: don't told you one. Let me ain't this tree? You
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  Speaker 1: come on right now because you don't know what this
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  Speaker 1: tree means to me. This tree right here used to
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  Speaker 1: be home base for a hide and gold seat. Are
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  Speaker 1: you crying? You big? You crying too, man, look at
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  Speaker 1: a dog. Wipe your eyes and to hell with you
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  Speaker 1: this tree right here, I'm turning my You just meeting
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  Speaker 1: me on Clayton Street. All right, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: This tree used to be first base for kickball. Do
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  Speaker 1: you hit me? Bosh? Dude, I don't told you once,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't Tree, all right, don't hell around it, dude,
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  Speaker 1: your name Lord, but you ain't he Hell is cool Jay,
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  Speaker 1: and he would not he wouldn't not hell come down
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  Speaker 1: here and told my mama Tree here is not that
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  Speaker 1: kind of person. But you you lord O? You crying
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  Speaker 1: for it? Man? What crying for? Because you didn't mess that?
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  Speaker 1: My mama treat you saw like a girl. I'm crying
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  Speaker 1: because my mama treat wrote. Let me tell you something,
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  Speaker 1: right night. It's gonna be hot water in this. Don't
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  Speaker 1: make me no difference. They call you all all Mama
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  Speaker 1: knock you out, and that's what you're finn to get
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: all all that. I'm on with it because I'm here,
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  Speaker 1: all right. We'll let me running cool. Don't make me
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  Speaker 1: listen straight up. I'm gonna tell you one more thing
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  Speaker 1: about this treat. Is you listening to me? I'm listening
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  Speaker 1: to bro. Is you listening? I don't told you one
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I don't give a about that treat. But if you
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: want to talk about it, go ahead. Let me tell
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you something. This is Nephew timming from the Steve Harvey
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy JJ
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And look, man, what did you guys say? This is
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
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  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy. You got to be
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't been on Clayton Street. Joe, Joe, oh Man,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: your dog? Hey man, what is the baddest radio show
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  Speaker 1: It is asked the CLO with the Chief Love Officer,
• 20:49
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour and
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  Speaker 1: entertain aim at News. We're gonna tell you how to
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  Speaker 1: register to win fifteen hundred dollars. That's right, I said
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars. Kevin Hart plans to open Harthouse Restaurants
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: and sell plant based fast food and Janet Jackson Our
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  Speaker 1: icon is on the June July cover of Essence Magazine.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into all of that at the top, but
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  Speaker 1: right now it is time to ask the clo all right,
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  Speaker 1: This one's from Tab and Munroe. Tab writes, my sister
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  Speaker 1: has been married for four years and her husband has
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  Speaker 1: a side chick that everyone knows about except for my sister.
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  Speaker 1: I was cheated on for four years by my husband
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  Speaker 1: and I finally left. I wouldn't wish divorce on anyone,
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  Speaker 1: so I refuse to tell her what he's doing. Am
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I wrong for not telling my sister what's going on? Well,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm the wrong person to ask of that. I think
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you should ask Shirley and Carla. Shirley and Carla your women.
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  Speaker 1: You've been married, You've had let's say, someone you've been
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: married to cheated on you. Your sisters involved in relationship
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: with the man, and everybody know the man it is cheating.
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  Speaker 1: Would you tell your sister, well, you know what that happened,
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  Speaker 1: cheating in my first marriage. Um, oh, this is hard.
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  Speaker 1: You love your sister. I think in this case, yes,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I would tell my sister. I would tell her or
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: take her where she could see it and get the
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  Speaker 1: situation for her. Yes, I am telling my sister that
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: her husband is cheating her her my sister as my sister. Yeah, okay,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: then that's where we have to go. Where we had
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to go with the ladies. I would normally say, stay
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: out of this. It's ain't your pizziness, your sister, it
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing. Because if you dog and my brother, I'm
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: gonna go tell my brother because we just have a
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: different relationship where we were not fin to stop being
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: brothers because I told him something. I can promise you that,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And she's right. Divorces hard. She is right about that,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Selena and Biloxi says, I'm dating a man
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: that is very controlling, but um in a good way.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: He's mostly jealous and anytime a man comments on a
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: picture I post, he asked who is it and who
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: it is? And he'll even research the guy on I
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: G I think that is jealousy is cute, But could
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: it mean he's crazy? Well it's cute. It's cute now,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Well it's cute. Now where you think it's going? You
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know this all this is his trouble you You're heading
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: down the path right here. So so let's say y'all
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: getting married. Suppose he takes this control and stuff to
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: the level of you, my wife. Now, you don't do this.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: You don't do that. Get off social media. You can't
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: posting on all this here. It's cute in a good way.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Well okay, okay, not controlling. Controlling is not cute in
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: any way. You see those red flags. M lady told
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: me on my show, ladies stopped collecting red flags. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: leave them in the ground. Stop collecting red flags. Yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I got truck full of red flags. Okay, yeah, we
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: as women ignore them all the time, we do, all right.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Sharon Phillipy writes, I've been married for eleven years and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: my husband went into my purse to get a phone
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: charger and he saw that I had receipts with a
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: paper clip on them. I bought some things that I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: didn't tell him about it, and he accused me of
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: being sneaky. I never try to hide the stuff I buy,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and I use my money. So why is he tripping
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: all the packages? You you know you buying stuff. You
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: don't need him nobout. Most women do it. You don't
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: have to hide it if they go bas stuff anyway,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: it's all right. He has got to understand this is
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: a part of it. Now. Sir, let me give you
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: some advice. Stop going in her perse finding stuff because
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you don't want her going in your stuff finding stuff
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: because wants a woman go here's what you don't want
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a woman to say, Oh, we find this stuff now,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: or that's what we're doing, or we find look and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: so now, no, dog, just stay out of that accusing
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: her being sneaking. You have some receipts and you use
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: your money. Yeah, that's all right. And bro, Bro, you
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: can relax. This was happening, this will be happening the
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: rest of your marriage. Relax. Don't let this be the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: thing to tip the boat over. Bro, I don't know
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: any woman who is not who does not sneak a
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: bag in the house on her husband every now and then.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I just don't know one, do you, because she don't
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: want to hear it? Right? Yes, yes I bought it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: What you buy? Now? How many asks? You got? Now?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You need shoes? Well, this is what I learned from Marjorie.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: A woman would rather ask for forgiveness than for permission
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: accurately fast, I'm sorry I spent too much. Forgive me
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: all right, Yes, that's if Marjorie Harvey. But I'm grown
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and I gotta go ask shoes my wife. They never
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: took nothing back, nothing, nothing, apologize. Everybody stayed. Were doing
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that New York. I know lady in New York. It
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: works for US affiliate. All her stuff is in her
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: cuber Who Hi Tim huh snitches. You are glad he
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: don't say any names because we all know who it is. Oh,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I get you last one Steve Jacqueline and Las Vegas
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  Speaker 1: says I'm in a bit of a pickle. My aunt
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: heard me saying that her children are moochers, and she
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: went off on me and my mother. It's one thing
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to curse it me, but my mama didn't do anything.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Would I be wrong to curse my aunt out just once? No?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't see nothing wrong with it. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: you know you can't say a damn thing and my
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: mama without getting with both barrels. I'd say, you know,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think you need to cuss your aunt out,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: but I just think you need to go and check
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: and say, hey, look, this is what I said. My
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: mama didn't have nothing to do with it. Don't say
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: nothing not my mama. Now if it's her sister, the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: mama's If it's your mama's sister, the mom's sister, then
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you can't them. Sister has been probably doing this for years.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: But if it's your daddy's sister, yeah, healthy, you can't
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: come over here with that sister. That's that's how you know.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: The aunt girl, you can't be. You gotta be on
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: this side of the aunt family. You can't be the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: man inside, right right. But then the aunt was mad
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: because she says something about her kids. Well, you know
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: right true. What she said about the kids was probably
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: true most of them. You just can't see it. So
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you get these other ass kids women. All right, thank
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you for a little trust, say ugly thank you. We
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: gotta move on. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news for you. Right after this.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Our special guest and family member
• 29:20
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, goodlock, everybody, all right. Our friend Kevin
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Hart will soon have a plant based fast food restaurant
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: open in the Los Angeles area. If you like plant
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: based food fast food, yeah, vegan vegans, flat based taste
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: like chicken, but it ain't now, it's plants. Kevin reportedly
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: has been working on this idea for quite some time,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: like before the pandemic, and he'll finally bring his vision
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to life with the opening of Hearthouse. Hearthouse, the entire
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: menu will consist of only plant based burgers, nuggets, fries, chicken, sandwiches, milkshakes, salads,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and more. All food offerings will be free of hormones,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: artificial colors, preservatives, and high fruittoast corn syrup made within minutes.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Shooting down the notion that plant based meals are more
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: stenuous and costly to produce, Kevin posted on Instagram Hearthouse
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: is going to serve delicious, standable food that delivers, can't
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: believe it, flavor in every bite. So there you go.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Hearthouse coming soon to La. There's a restaurant in LA
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: called Crossroads and it's all plant based. It's absolutely amazing. Jane.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It is amazing when you get the chicken steak and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: all of that. I'm you're sitting there going, wait a minute,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: a fried chicken. Really? Oh it's it's it's amazing. So
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: this is cold for Kevin to have this fast food, huh,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: plant basis. I think calling it a hearthouse is smart too,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: because plants are definitely better for your heart. And it's
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: heart spelled like his last name, of course. And this
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: is going to be fast food. I love that, you know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you want to get something healthy, you know, running out
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: for lunch or whatever, and that's great. All right. Uh
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: moving on to other trending news, we got to say
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: congratulations to Janet Jackson. Janet landed the cover of Essence
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: magazines June July issue. This is the head of her
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: highly anticipated performance as one of the headliners of this
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: year's Essence Music festum Essence described Janet as a risk
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: taking innovator who revolutionized black cultural expression and broke barriers
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: for women in music. She's a global icon and rock
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Famer with incomparable impact. Again, congratulations
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: to Janet Jackson. This year's Essence Music Best runs June
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: thirtieth through July third. It's going to be of course
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans, Louisiana. Yeah, come on, that's Jackson. Have
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you seen the coverage. She looks amazing, Jane Jackson on
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the Oh she's on the cover now. Yeah, yeah, she
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: looks beautiful. She looks beautiful, blue jean with the jacket
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and the different time yeah, yeah, and the hair and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: she just looks great. I love it. And Carla, another icon,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: has some new music out. You want to tell us
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: about Beyonce. What is going on with our girl? Well,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I mean we talked about it yesterday on the show.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: You know, just she broke the Internet, released a new single.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Her new album is coming out in July, so you
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: know everybody is feeling be You know, it's that Robines,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: that sample. You know it, talked about it yesterday, showed
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: me love and I'm excited. You know, I'm a huge,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: huge Beyonce fan, so I can't wait for her album.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I liked it before I heard it. Today
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: she's got a new album. I love it. Yeah, is
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: about yet No, I love it. So Dan has Break
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: my Soul Beyonce Pride month. Steve said he liked the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: lyrics yesterday, you know, strong lyrics for females as well.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: She's also it seems like she's encouraging you to quit
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: your job. Yeah, break my soul. Yeah, we ain't doing
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: all that be but now you can do that, not us, right, yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: but yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. The song might be
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: breaking my soul. But if you quit your job right now,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, you're gonna end up breaking
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I'm quitting my job, broke my soul, broke my lease, right,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: broke your credit. You're gonna break your girl broke up
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: with you. You're right, right right, be smart about this.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh and I also shout out to Big frieda from
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the Walls that bounced baby. She's on the track to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: break my soul. So there you go. I mean, yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's a song that we didn't know we were
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: missing until we got it. Yeah. Yeah, And finally, the
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: World Health Organization has announced it will rename the monkey
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Pox virus over concerns from scientists that the name is
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: discriminatory and stigmatizing. This comes after a scientist at Nigeria's
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Redeemer University stated that he sees the name of the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: virus as racist and stayed at the mainstream media. Instead
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: of showing pictures of people that are presented presenting with
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the legions which are white people they're keeping. They keep
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: putting forward pictures of children in Africa and Africans and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: there's no connection. Since mid May, there have been seventy
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: two confirmed and suspected monkeypox cases across seventeen states and
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: in DC. Wow. So he thinks the name monkey pox,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and I guess because it comes from Africa is racist
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: and it could be perceived that way. Yeah, yeah, all right,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: let's see that. Yes, yep, as promised, coming up at
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, our family member and the
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: legendary comedian Earthquake will join us right after this. You're listening.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: We got him just as promised, fresh off of a
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Netflix comedy special handed towards a huge comedy too, and
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: a new Netflix movie That's a bad Man. Right now,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: he got a lot going on this summer and beyond
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: so he's joining us to fill us in on everything.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: He's a family member. And I tell you, man, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: could not be more proud of this dude. I just couldn't. Man,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: This dude right here has hung in there. Man, I'm
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: talking about man passed over, looked, over, played shot it
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: and just kept on being a great stand up that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: he was. And no cream rise to the top. That's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: just all to a Ladies and gentleman, please welcome back
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: to the show. The legend that he is, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: an ultimate in natural disasters. It comes without warning. There
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: is no siren for it, or it ain't a tornado.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: You can't see it building up in the sky. It
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: come from under. You run all up to you knock
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: your househover. Ladies and gentlemen, that damn earthquake. How y'all doing?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: How y'all doing? They see they finbably getting to the eave.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They finbably called me over. But I'm here now. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: ain't never seen nothing like it. Man. You went from
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: obscurity to just every damn where Netflix special, big tur
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Netflix movie. Every time I turned something more, it's that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: damn earthquake. The legend is born. Hey, man, let me
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: ask you a question, man, did you see it coming?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: When I knew the opportunity was when Dave Savor's gonna
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: give me, I knew, you know you taught me. Well, man,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I'm being honest with you. You you how the siege
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: because in this game, I always say, only things separate
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: me or any comedian from being where they wanted to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: be as an opportunity and cashing in on that opportunity.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: And uh, I knew this was a huge opportunity, but
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I never imagine what they to do now because I'm
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: going to the White Club and they bought the red seat.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: As if my Moses, you take me everywhere then, you know,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: like I got white women grabbing on me stevers, My
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: women are on me like I got a facelift. I mean,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it's just everything, man, Doctor Drake called me from his
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: up from his yacht man and correction. I mean, it's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: been great, bro, it's been outstanding. It's been outstanding, hey man,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and well deserved. Man. We're gonna talk about this tool
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: when we come back. We got on the phone with
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: this earthquake right now. We're gonna be talking about the
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: tour coming up and what he's doing. Ladies, and Jimmer
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Hango Quake in the house. You're listening, all right, y'all.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show. Special
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: guests this morning is my boy or the Legend Earthquake.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: He has been a family member of this show for
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: a long time. We've been messing with him because just
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, man, I ain't this dude. It couldn't have
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: happened to a better person though, Man, your success, quake,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: it couldn't have happened to a better person. Man a dude,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man. That's always been the same, no
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: matter what. Just you just you just kept walking out
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: on the stages, setting out. See when quake go out
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on stage, when he leave, he leave out four inches
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: a hot ass Todd there. Yeah, you can be next
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: if you want to. Well this four inches a hot
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: talk you walk out there. But it's real sticky looking,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: you know, you out there, But lord, you got your
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: hands full, You got you got an issue. Yeah, man,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: so a quake, So talk to us. Man. First of all,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you know, also we talked about the Netflix specially was
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: great earthquake legendary. We all saw it, yea, And now
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you saying DL doing a benefit show for those affected
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: by the Buffalo Man shooting the show US June twenty eight.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: So tell us about the show them. Where is it? Um?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: It said, Buffalo in the arena Buffalo sy time. I
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: think that is uh, DL saying, you know the other
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: two kings with it. DL called me and said, a quake,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I want to do this, and of course I said,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: put me down and you're out of friend don DC Kerry.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: We're going up there June and all the proceeds are
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: going to the family affected by that tragedy from the
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: racist that did to the family and bring a little
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: lot to the Buffalo with doing that June twenty eight.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: From looking forward to that and uh, you know, keep
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: it going on there. Um, things have been going great. Uh.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Just finished doing the movie with Jerry Simsfeld called Untrosen.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: He called me first of all, Yeah, he loved yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: he said he loved my Uh, he loved my special.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: He told it to dance running is. That's the CEO
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: of a Next Flix When they had me over the
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: house and he said, I want to put you in
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the movie and yeah, yeah, yeah, man. They sending me stuff.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I'm up there now, Tom telling it's beautiful over here. Hey,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: quake quake. Now you gotta be careful because if you
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: listen to Tommy's tone, that was a little bit of
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: hating that. Yeah, it's a beautiful house too, man. I said, yes, Loan,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: just what I for myself? I went home. It was it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I told my put your coat on, let's go, and
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: he didn't even have a coat. I put the coat on,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: let's get about here. We made it, but it was beautiful.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And now, Steve, you know what it is. I've been
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: touring in on everybody's tour. This is my in thirty
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: years of doing my my stand up, I finally have
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: my own boy and it's called the Legendary Chore. I'm
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: going out with Donnia rolling. I'm handlining this show unless
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: gon show up because you know, I don't want to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: make Precious Mother upset. Um, I'm headlining the chore. It
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: is my tour. We're gonna start a lot of knife
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: in Chicago, so I'm looking into that. Listen, no show off.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You know her the baby so iant to make sure
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that ain't no problem. Man. Oh, we're gonna stay with
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the jokes this point. They gotta be a joke. Well,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: well not description, job description. Now it's popping off. Man.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It's gonna begin on June twenty eighth, though, was saying,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: D L DC Kerry and your main man, Earthquake. They're
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: gonna go out and help the Buffalo Man shooting Victor.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: The show is June twenty eighth in Buffalo. So hey,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: quake man. We love you boys, keep doing what you go.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: So proud of you, man, and congratulations with all your success.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: And thank you, brother, thank you, thank you, thank you,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I mean thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Coming up next,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the Nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Right
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Dave Harvey Morning Show coming
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today and the subject is get this
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: my man moves mysteriously. My man moves mysteriously. Okay, we'll
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit. Right now, it
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: is time for the Nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: What you got now, we are looking for drawls drawls
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: this moment. Yes, yes, yes, drawls is the subject. Now
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to make that thing a little bit
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: more exciting. Draws at the retirement home, drawl and the
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: retirement all right, you ever been to a retirement home.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of drawls, drawls at the retirement home.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Got dog if you hello? Oh yeah, who's this? Who's this?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: This is attorney David uh huh, all right, this is Anthony. Anthony.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I was giving you a call. You used to work
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: at the Senior Center, then, I right, yes, okay, we
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: got a bit of a problem here. Uh are you
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: familiar with miss Yes, yes, older lady. That a Caucasian
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: lady that's here at the center. Yes, okay, Now we
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: got a problem. I know you retired in uh in December,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: but there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: There's been some uh men's underwear found here, and she's
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: saying that it's yours. Well, then you got a problem
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: because I don't know where the ladies are that no
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: here here at the center, sir. They're claiming that then
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: at the center you find the ladies and men underwear
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: center was man or whoever and whatever and whatever. Now,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I don't waste my time with that. If you're gonna
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: call somebody, call somebody to get the state now, but
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: don't waste my time with you have a nice dat
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Wait just a minute, sir. I don't want to have
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: to I don't want to have to get officials to
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: come down there, your sir, mister, just listen. I don't
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: want I want to. I want to try to do
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: this without your wife finding out. But we need. I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: got a few questions I need to ask you tell
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: your wife your puppet man. Let mester me based wasting
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: my time. Come on, call it back, dog, Hey, this
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: is ours. Please enjoy the music until I answer your calls. Right, Hello, Doris,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: it's time poor. He didn't cuss up, but he keep
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: hanging up. So so I need I need you to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: help me out. I want you to uh call from
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: your phone and put us on three way and say, hey,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you need to talk to these people. Okay, Hello, Hello,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: this is ours. Tony's right here. Um. I told him
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: about the situation with so I just want him to
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: clear it up so you can stop calling him. Okay, Yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: So this is an attorney, David. Is he available? I
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: can speak with him? Sure? Hold on the second to David. Hello, Hello,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: mister Tony Anthony, could you possibly tell me what's going on?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Why we would find your your underwear and miss is
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: in her room. How you underwear? I'm sorry, sir, actually underwear, sir,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't work here the young the lady
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: is saying that it's actually your underwear that's been in
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: her room here at the retirement home. You got the ring.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: This is a bad time to be messing with me.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And where is you at anyway, sir? I'm down here
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: in my office right now. Who are you offer that?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Do you need to come and see me? Yeah? I
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: need to come see you. What are your offers that?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: What seems to be the situation because I'm getting I'm
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: getting your hostile. You're sounding great hostile right now, sir. Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: well I'm a hostile individual. Okay, we're calling me something
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: about some old lady's gonna call me about somebody calling
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: me something about when do you said? Yo? Yeah, sir,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you're gonna watch your tone and you're gonna talk to
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: me like you got some sex. Man. I ain't got
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: to watch nothing. I'm an old man. I ain't got
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to do but die. I don't even pay taxes. What
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you want, you want to do something, you go ahead
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and only do it, But don't be calling my Numa normal. Okay, Well,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you this, sir. Yes, this is
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Marning Show. You have
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: been prank phone call by your girl that's standing right
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: there with your daughters. I would have kicked booth, y'all.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Time? What's wrong with you? Man? Man? Man,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you know this ain't no good time for me. Mann,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have time. Man, you mess it with man. Man,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm i'm I'm in the studio. I'm in New York City. Man,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: New York. Where you get a chance when you're going
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: back your study. You stopped through Triton. Let me I'll
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: ask you for put your picture on t so I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know what you look like next time might see you.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Oh Man, you got you got it, but you don't notice. Woman,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong one. You should have had somebody else.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna work. You couldn't get that of craziest hell.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I hate well, I got something from Miss Darth. Hey.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you one more thing, mister Anthony. What
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: know what it is? Uh? It was a tough yeah,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: mister Anthony. I love him. I'm too old for this.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't got Doug. Don't you do what you want
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: to do. I'm old. I don't even pay taxes. What
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just he's saying, I don't even pay taxes. What ye?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: This ain't what you want, man, I don't have the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: time for this happen. Don't tell me about an old woman.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a young woman. Okay, okay, we can't
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: found your drawls over here at the time at home. Okay, well,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: how you know they weren't your draw This is this
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: is what it sounds like. If you prank Steve Harvard
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: about five years from now, it's gonna go. Yeah, that's right,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: got to do that. Speaking of that, you got to
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: prank him again. Speaking of that, Oh my god, Now
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: that last one. You know a lot of people almost
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: got the ass up on their last It really really wasn't. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: that was a very Who are you talking about? Here
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  Speaker 1: we go, Here we go. You don't remember behind the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: scenes of the prime? Yeah I remember that. Yeah, those outtakes. Yes,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: it is all right. Let me run it down until
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you here it goes. The Thomas Miles experienced weekend is
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: jumping off this weekend in New Orleans, Louisiana as June
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: twenty fourth through the twenty seventh. All right, we kicked
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: off on Friday with a social you don't want to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: miss it. Saturday, we are doing service for wounded warriors.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Sunday we got a women's empowerment branches going down Sunday,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Duke and Chase. If you ever ever heard of that restaurant,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: that's where it is, that is legendary in New Orleans.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: And on Monday, Monday at English Turn Golf Tournament golf course,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: we will be there hitting balls left and right. They
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: probably won't be going straight. Come on out there and
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: hitting crooked with us. We got a party all over
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the golf course. Everywhere you go, it is a party
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  Speaker 1: going on. That is the Thomas Miles experience. You can
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: go to Miles of Giving dot org and get all
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the information that you need moving forward. Right out there.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: July first, Koga Performing Arts Center, it's going down. The
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Nephew is in town. That's Cooga, not Kroger to your south.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Kaka Laka take us on said right now, all right,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: July first, Koger Performing Arts Center. July sixteenth, I'm at
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the Grand that's right. The Grand, Wilmington, Delaware, seven pm,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: that Saturday night, that show right there, been lingering for
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: about three four years. Dude took COVID and now we
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: finally got it back on the books. It is Delaware, Wilmington, Delaware,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: July sixteenth, at the Grand, seven pm. The Nephew coming back.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: We were supposed to do it the year before, then
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: the year before that, then the year before that. We
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: finally got it back on the books. It is at
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: the Grand in Wilmington, Delaware, July sixteenth, Saturday night, seven pm. Nephew, Thommy,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: that's nice, Thank you, thank you. That's nice. All right, nephew,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: thank you. Congratulations on all of that. And coming up,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: it is a Strawberry Letter for today. The subject is
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: my man moves mysteriously. We'll get into that find out
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this. You're listening to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 53:14
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• 53:20
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• 53:41
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• 53:43
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Subject my man moves mysteriously. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty two year old woman and I've been
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with a forty five year old man
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: for three years. For the past two years, he's been
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: living with me because he needed some house repairs done
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: around Christmas time last year. I caught him at his
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: own house one Saturday when he was supposed to be
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: visiting his parents in South Carolina. I pulled up in
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: his driveway and he met me at the door, and
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: he told me that it was a dusty mess inside,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: like a construction site, and I didn't need to come in.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: He also didn't hug or kiss me, and said he
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: was too dirty from working all day. I never questioned
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: him about not telling me he was still in town
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: because I never want to be a nagger like his
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: ex wife. He did not come home that night. The
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: next morning, he came home and he had shaved and
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: he had on dress pants. He said he went to
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: church because his co worker got baptized. This man threw
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: me into a lot, into a lot within twenty four hours,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: and I still didn't nag or ask him any questions.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: For the next few months, he would leave the house
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and wouldn't say where he was going. I would ride
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: by his house, but the garage was always down, so
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: if he was in there, I couldn't tell. Last month,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: he said he was finished with his house and he
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: was selling it. He said he felt like he was
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: wearing out his welcome with me, and he might go
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: stay with his parents until he finds a new house.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I told him I wanted to see how he renovated
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: his house, and he said that there's a tenant running
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: it now. I had. I had a look of confusion,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: and he went off on me for not believing him.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: So much is going on with him, and I don't
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: know if I should believe him. He still says he
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: loves me and we still have sex, So why is
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: he keeping me in the dark? What's he up to? Well,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: there's nothing too mysterious about him, There really isn't. It's
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: just a lot of lies. He's up to something something,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: for sure, and everything that comes out of his mouth
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: is a lie. I mean, I'll admit that house repairs
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: can take a very long time, but he's been living
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: with you for the last two years, so please don't
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: believe anything he says. He could have had a whole
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: house built in two years or less. Okay, anyway, all
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: the clues are there. First, not telling you he was
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: still in town when he was, then preventing you from
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: going in the house when you were in the driveway,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: not hugging, not kissing you when he saw you, because
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what he normally does. Who do you
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: think is in that house that he's supposedly selling right now?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Is it a wife in there? Is it his kids? Think?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Think think you're worried about not being a nag, but
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: you're worried about the wrong things. You still have to
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: ask questions. You obviously can't take his word for anything,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and you're feeling it. You know something isn't quite right.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: You definitely need receipts when he tells you things. Okay,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Now he's moving out because he thinks he's worn out.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He's welcome with you. No, you didn't tell him that
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: he thinks that you may be onto him, and he
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: knows he's wrong. That's why he's leaving. I know you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: think he loves you and you're confused, but please, love
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with this relationship. Nothing. Uh, there's
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: really no mystery at all about him. Like I said earlier,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I think you should break up with this loser and
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: and please stop having sex with him until he comes clean.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And that's not gonna happen. Steve, Wow, where where are
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: these women who write these letters? I didn't know that
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: you could be this gullible. I just really didn't. Man,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: it doesn't it almost doesn't make any sense. You know.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that women, women would rather be
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: in a relationship of some kind than to be in
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: a real relationship of some kind. Think you're right. I
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: think it's you keep holding on to these relationships that
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: aren't rewarding and are not fulfilling to you, just so
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you could say you in one. Because this don't make
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: no damn sense. You forty two, forty five, you've been
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with three years. Past two years we've
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: been he's been living with you because he needed some
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: house repairs done two years. Okay, around Christmas time last year,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I caught him at his own house one Saturday when
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: he was supposed to be visiting his parents in South Carolina.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I pulled up in his driveway. He met me at
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: the door and told me it was dusty mess inside
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: of the construction site. I didn't need to come in.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: He also didn't hug or kiss me. He said he
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: was too dirty from working all day. And that's all
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: he had to tell you. Go up to the house.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: It's too damn dirty here and now, but it's too
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: damn dirty for you. He don't hug or kiss you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: because he too dirty. That's all he had to tell you,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: and you went for that. Okay. I never questioned him
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: about telling me oh he was still in town, because
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I never want to be a nagger like his ex wife. Okay,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: So now you're being you're getting played. You're actually creating
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the perfect scenario and excuse that he needs to do
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: whatever he needs to do, and that's all you're doing.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: So now you've created the atmosphere for him to thrive
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: in and tell you anything he wants to tell you,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and you're just going along with it. I don't want
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: to be a nagger like his ex wife. Well why
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: was she nagging? Hell, you gotta understand something. Now, most
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: women don't nag for no reason. They've been given a reason.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: That how some women who do. But most women that
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: nag you about something is because you gave him a
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: reason too. And I think he gave the X a reason. Yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: hold that. Well that part two of Steve's response coming
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's very
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: letter subject is my man moves mysteriously. We'll get right
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening to show,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: My man moves mysteriously. This lady right here is so
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: gullible in this letter. Like I said, it just makes
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: me think that women would rather have some relationship than
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: a real relationship, and your real relationship meaning that you're rewarded,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: you're fulfilled, you're complete, So you deal with all these inconsistencies.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: And it don't make no sense. You've been dating this
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  Speaker 1: man three years. Two years ago he moved in your
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: house because he was doing some house repairs. For two years,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you went over his house once said when he said
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: he was going to see his mommy in South Carolina.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: You go over his house and he supposed to be empty.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: He's standing in there working. He meets you at the
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: dot don't let you in because he's saying it's a construction,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: citing his messing, his dirty He don't hug and kiss
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: you at the dope. And he said the reason he
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: kiss you because he'd been working in there all day.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: You're stupid, so you let him tell you that. Then
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you said, I never questioned him about telling me he
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  Speaker 1: was still in town because I never want to be
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: a nagger like his ex wife. His ex wife was
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: nagging for something. Yes, she nagging. And now you're starting
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: to see why I'm telling you right now. Most women
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: don't nag for no reason. Some of them do, but
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: the majority of women, you give them a reason to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: turn into this nagging. Okay, ready for this. He did
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  Speaker 1: not come home that night. He didn't come home. He
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  Speaker 1: told you he was at his mama's house in South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: You go over to his house and he at that house,
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  Speaker 1: he don't let you in. You drive off here. The
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  Speaker 1: best one I've ever heard in my life. He did
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: not come home that night. The next morning, he came
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: home and said he was shaved and he had on
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  Speaker 1: dress pass. He said he went to church because his
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: co worker got baptized, or the best one I've ever heard.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. That but boy, you're proud. I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: got my chest out on this. Yeah, I'm shaved and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: got on dress pass because I went to church because
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: my co worker got baptized. Here's something you can't find
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: out if it's true or not. I don't give a
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: damn what type of research you do? What church? What coworker?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: What job was? He referred to? You ain't gonna be
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: able researchers. Best live I've ever heard? Co worker got baptized.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Then she said, this man threw me into a lot
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours. That lie right there, my
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: co worker got baptime. That's the best live I've ever heard.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: It's so rare it has to be a lie. It ain't.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Fred I'm gonna have to write a book called Creative
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Lies and just and so this man threw me into
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a lot the last twenty four hours. I still don't
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: nag or ask him any questions. Lady, Okay, so now
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you're just gullible. You're just going along with if you
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: don't question your relationship on him, you're just going along
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: with whatever he's saying for next few months. He would
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: lead a house and wouldn't say where he was going.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Who can do that? Who in a relationship has to
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: freedom to come and go and never say where you're
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: going or when you're coming back. Now, I would ride
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: by his house, but the garage was always down, so
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: if he was there, I couldn't tell. Last one if
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: he said he was finished with his house and he
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: said it all right? Now here we go. He said
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: he felt like he was wearing out is welcome with me?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: And he might go stay with his parents until he
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: finds a new house. What wait a minute, you leaving me?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go live with your mama, nim because you
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: weren't out your welcome and you're gonna go stay with
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: your parents to you find a new house. I told
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: him I wanted to see how it renovated his house.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Betty for this, he said, there as a tenant written
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: it right now another good life. Got to be proud
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: this boy right here. I love this boy right here.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: So I can't let you in it because it tenant
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: renten it right now. I had a look of confusion,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: and he went off on me for not believing him.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Remember this, anything, best defense is a good offense. Yeah,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: so when you look confused, Oh, I'm lying up. Yeah, dog,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: she living there and she's been living there, and you're
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: not fend to go to your mama's house. You find
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: to go over there. So telling you that there's a
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: renter in the house so you don't have to go
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: by there looking for him no more. And right out
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: he told you he's gonna put it on the market
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: and sell it. If you're gonna put the market on
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: the sell it, why you gotta tendant in that right now?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Already so much is going on with him. I don't
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: know if I should believe him. He still says he
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: loves me and we still have sex. That's because you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: let him. Yeah, so why is he keeping me in
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: the dog? What is he up to? So you want
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: to know why he's keeping you in the dog because
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you don't seem to have a problem being in the dark.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: This is why he don't bring you into the light,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Because you don't have a problem being in the dark.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: You don't question him about nothing. You don't ask him
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: where he going. What it's word about you like being
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: in the dog. So now that you're in the dog.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna lighting it up for you. There's a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: woman living in the house that he's seeing. He gonna
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: go live over there, and he ain't moving in with
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: his mama. Why would he moving in with a mama
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: when he can sleep with you all with her ladies?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Bye? All right, thanks Steve. Please leave your
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Instagram at Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: FM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Sports Talk with Junior right
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, it is
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior? Okay,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: everybody listen. We need to go to we AREBG dot
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: org for Britney grind and really signed this petition. Man,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: this makes no sense what they've done to her for
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: her wife. You know, their anniversary was Saturday, their wedding anniversary.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Her is Cheryl's anniversary. They Britney was over there. She
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: tried to call the number to the US embassy so
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: they could patch her into Cheryl over in Arizona. All right,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: she called eleven times, nobody answered. The phone was reading
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: at the embassy. The crazy part about they said that
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: the embassy was understaff but the phone just ranking. She
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: had not spoken to Brittany in full months, and it
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: was on day wedding anniversary. So we AREBG dot or.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just get her from over there. We are bg
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  Speaker 1: dot org. That that state department still says that she
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: is a priority. He's still all trying to work to
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  Speaker 1: get it out. So we are BG dot or. You're
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: talking about in Russia, Yes, sir, the USMASC in Russia
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: State Department admitted that, no, we understaffed in Russia, and
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: there was nobody at the desk when the phone rang.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: This time it was US ain't we ain't got this
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: help over their team, Yeah, yeah, all their way the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: anniversary the four year read in the anniversary and she
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: did not get to talk to her. So they wanted
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: to put it back out there. We are BG dot org.
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  Speaker 1: They'll sign the petition so we can get her back
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: from over her home. Bring it just bringing her home,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: that's you know, that's it, all right. Your food the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: food is back in there. Kyrie Irving is back in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the news again, and I just loved Kyrie. Kyro was wrong.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Kyrie Carrie Irwin last season was holding his own practices
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: at the Brooklyn Next facility. After the team practice, Kyrie
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: will grab five more players and say because he could
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: not play because of the New York Band dates after
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: they practiced, Kyrie had his old practice. Now that they
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: find this kind of disrespectful because Steve Nashon already held
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: practice and he said that's a problem for the head coach.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: So he has until June twenty ninth to figure out
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: if he's gonna play in Brooklyn and if he's gonna
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: see if he's gonna stay with the next with KD
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: and he's guaranteed thirty six million next season if he
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: does play. But he is warned in Miami and he
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: is warned in Los Angeles. Do you think Lebron James
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: and Kyrie could do this again? Yeah, it could be
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: a change where they take Russell sending him to Brooklyn
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: and then Kyrie goes to Los Angeles, Steve, which you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: feel better? Man, Kyrie got to get his head on whever.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: He's a magnificent townent. Yeah. I love a brother, but man,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: but holding your old practices though. If I was so,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I definitely want to go to Brooklyn to play with
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: kde though. Yeah, all right, all right, junior, thank you.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: We got to get out of here. Coming up at
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Tommy has something to get
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: off his chest, and we'll find out what that is
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Tommy. So
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: before we went to break, you said you there was
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: something you wanted to get off your chest. What's going on?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I gotta get some things off my chest. This past
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: weekend was Father's Day weekend as well as Juneteenth celebration.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I went went to a cookout, a hangout. I gotta
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: get it off my chest. This is it. I'm not
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: going to Animo cookhouts no more. That's it. I'm done.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: What's why I got invited to? I got invited to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: a cookout? Brother invited by fifteen people. I say, cool. Now,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: when you get invited to a cookout, you call you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: know what you need? You need me bring anything, you know,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: bob saw, paper tie. These are the kind of things
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: you brain to a cook all right. Then you might
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: even bring a complimented by the wine, you know, just
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to show you got a little class. That's what you do.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: But for you to tell me that you want me
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: to bring something and I say, cool, what you need
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: air filters and three bags of mulch, that's a little
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: bit far. Fetch right there, dog, This ain't got nothing
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: to do with cooking. Then I get there. I get
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: that the dog much. Now you you basically got me
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: running your damn errands on stuff that you need. And
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I get there, I get that. Derek there, Derek, say
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: what you Brian said. I said he wanted some feel
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: there's some up. Derek says, man, I had to get
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: some toothpaste and then pick up his mama prescription. Is
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: this you got us doing? Doct What gotta cook out
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: of this? Man? Then Kendrick Kendrick pull up in his truck.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: He rolled around to the outside of the patio. When
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: he come around, he got two cases of diapers and
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: some fabulosa. Then what is we're doing, man, because ain't
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: no damn cook our dog. What is this you're doing? Now?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: What broke the camera back? Was this? This is the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: last straw? Danny rolls up. Danny roll up. I'm thinking, okay,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen no barbecue sauce. I said, well, maybe
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Danny Brahan, Danny roll up. Danny got eight bags a
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: concrete in sixteen fence posts. What is hey? Man? What y'all? Hey? Now,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: what we're doing? Man, what we're doing? You've been to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: put a fence up. We got a march, We got
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: your mamma prescription, we got diapers. I'm done, man, I'm done.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done. I've got my own house. All
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: the cookouts is that my house, man, I'm not cooking
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: it off with no no, no, no, no no. I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: know what to happen at my house. Yeah, and that's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: another thing that took about. That took about three plus
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: more hours before we actually ate something. I'm done, hey, man,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: But by the damn, y'all put them fish posts and
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: y'all was hungry, though y'all had to build a back yard.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, but everybody, everybody brought the stuff that
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: that he asked for it though everybody but but but
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: but but your mama prescription. Though, Come on, man, appreciate
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: any trouble. That's it. That's just little something I wanted
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: to get off my chest. I just need to get
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: it off. I love. I'm done. I'm done going to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: cook out all cookouts at my house. I cook off
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: for myself. That's Do you ask people to bring things
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: at your house or I don't care if they bring nothing.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I make sure I got everything I needn't, I don't
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: need nothing. Bring your out and play it. I got
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: you that right there, there's these these three bags of
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: multiple you got alt filters. We didn't ran all his errors? Yes, yes,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: at Lasi already had the meat and stuff there for
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: the cook al let you call it him Tommy with
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: mulching your hand man, and one side filled the twenty
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: four by thirty one by two? What kind of OK?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: You have to go? Look forward it go to the garden.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: What about you, Steve? Do you have people bring stuff
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I know? Or do you just you ain't bringing nothing
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: over here. I don't want your opinion of what good
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: potato salad is. I got it, I got it. If
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: everybody does have something to say? All right, thinking of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: you coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harper Morning Show. Right after
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to say morning show. A woman in
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Texas allegedly spit on a corpse during a funeral viewing.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: On June fifth, police arrested the woman. She was fifty
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: one years old. Yeah, you heard me. This was in
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: connection to the incident that took place at a funeral viewing.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: The white female reportedly went to her funeral viewing in Tyler, Texas,
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  Speaker 1: and instead of paying her respects to the deceased, she
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: spit on the body in the open casket. No details
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: were released on what her issues may have been with
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the deceased, but the family of the dead person said
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: the female had animosity, animal looking towards a dead person.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: She got caught, though. She was charged with abuse of
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: a corpse, which is a felony in Texas. She could
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: face up to two years in jail and be fined
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: up to ten thousand dollars. Well at a black room,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: you could add that ass whom tad. Yeah, oh, I
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: know you ain't spit on Uncle Robert in front of us.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I tell you didn't just do that. We all know nothing,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: But you don't spit on Uncle Robert. Yeah, hey, respects.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I see Uncle Robert getting up after that. I see
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: him getting up after that. That is crazy. I'm mad
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: are you that you do that? Though? I'm mad. You
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: got to be at the point in your life you
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: gotta let stuff. God, I mean really, you ain't got
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: to worry about nothing he ever said or did? Right? Right?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys. Coming up in thirty three minutes
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll play around if would you rather
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening morning show time for would
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  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather live three days on the
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: moon or would you rather get your pass code to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: your mate? I'm kicking how long a time you get
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: to the moon? Cold? And my wife she got it anyway? Yeah, okay,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: so Steve give up his Pascal can comment, you're going
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: to the moon. He's leaving in the morning. Leaving in
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: the morning. You gotta be on there for three days
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: and when I come back, I got my phone, right, okay,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Junior whole pilot with timing crazy present, give your passco
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: that's not in your vows? All right? Would you rather
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: eat only steaking lobster for a whole week or would
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you rather be vegan for a week taking lobster or
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: a vegan can lost some way more fun. I'm on
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: my second day of this dar day talking to me
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: about no damn steak and lofting that's all I want
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the vegan. Yeah,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: you just have to do it for a week, all right,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: really probably what I need to do anyway, right, all right?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go roller skating naked? Just go roller
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: skating naked? Or go bowling and dress shoes? I'm dress
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: I know I'm a fall skating. I know I'm gonna
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: fall and you Yeah, but I got damn clothes on.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, it's hard to skate holding
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: yourself and fall to You need your arm. You need
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: your arm. You brace yourself. Yes, you can't even get
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: over that by the wall and grab the rill and nothing.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: You're trying to cover yourself. Yeah, statement swinging all right?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have your belly kiss or would you
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: rather have your thigh kids? Either one? You don't that
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: where I want you to be thih either one? Junior
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: us disease Steve, Steve, Yeah, you kiss my thigh, slid
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: your head probably rub against me. That's the beginning of
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: a wonderful evening. Like yeah, yeah, your hair touched me.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: We're ending on that note. That's today's rounded with you
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  Speaker 1: rather all right? Five minutes after last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day and we'll close out the show with Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day. We want
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  Speaker 1: to say thank you to our friend and family member
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  Speaker 1: Earthquake for stopping by today. Congratulations and all that he's doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all that he's doing. Got a big tour coming up,
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  Speaker 1: the legendary tour. And then he yelled and said, will
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  Speaker 1: be in Buffalo for a benefit concert for the Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: victims of the mass shooting. There so good things on
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  Speaker 1: the horizon for a quake, you know, And we're all
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  Speaker 1: these years man to hell quakes say this is the
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  Speaker 1: first tool. He's headline, and I understand what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about major touring. I'm not talking about no
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  Speaker 1: you know, with no group of people. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: where you are the guy. Yeah, and it's your tool
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  Speaker 1: and you going to theaters. Yeah that's major. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: is major. And then he's got a movie coming out
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  Speaker 1: with Jerry Seinfeld, So I mean, yeah, yeah, that is
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  Speaker 1: really huge. Really happy for Earthquake. He deserves it. Funny, funny,
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  Speaker 1: funny man, really funny too. He's a comedians. Comedian m
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  Speaker 1: After the Kings was the first major two I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: After the Kings. I was touring before the Kings, but
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't an established tour. You know. I did a
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  Speaker 1: B market tour at one time. But I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: something I was really really proud of was touring after
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  Speaker 1: the Kings because I was doing big venues. I was
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  Speaker 1: still doing some marinas too. You know what I like
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  Speaker 1: about you, Steve besides your stage show, but you know
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  Speaker 1: everything about the business. You know how many seats the
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  Speaker 1: arena has, how many seconds before a laugh or you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know between laughs and all? You know so many deeps.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite impressive. I really was committed to stand up man,
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  Speaker 1: not only as a student, but a business and a science.
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  Speaker 1: And I made it my job to know every single
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  Speaker 1: aspect of my craft because you're gonna need it. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know when a guy can sell you know, listen,
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  Speaker 1: here's here's what like. Here's a difference. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get your career in order, and if you miss
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  Speaker 1: the steps, you're gonna have to go back and get
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  Speaker 1: on him. Here's a deal. Selling out a theater is
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  Speaker 1: different from selling out a comedy club. Comedy club comes
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  Speaker 1: in with a little bit of an audience already because
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  Speaker 1: it's a comedy club and it's a date spot. But
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  Speaker 1: when a person come, you come to town in a
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  Speaker 1: comedy club, person has options. They got Friday night, Saturday night,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday night. They got an early show, they got laid show,
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  Speaker 1: they got middle show, they got times to pick. When
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  Speaker 1: you come to town to do a theater, it's one night.
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  Speaker 1: It's one time. A person has to make a real
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  Speaker 1: decision to come see you. You find out how famous
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  Speaker 1: you are real quick or how good you are, because
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  Speaker 1: now a person has to go. I don't have three
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  Speaker 1: shows tonight and three nights to pick from this guy
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  Speaker 1: coming one night, one show. I got to drop everything
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  Speaker 1: to get there. You find out real fast who you are,
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  Speaker 1: real real fast. And then in the days that's what
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  Speaker 1: I judge it as. And then I realized, in order
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  Speaker 1: to make a real living at this, I need to
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  Speaker 1: get in the Marinas and sell three thousand tickets, and
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  Speaker 1: then I could make a real living. Then I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: if I could sell five thousand tickets, na, man, I
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  Speaker 1: got real lifestyle going from me. And it happened, And
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  Speaker 1: then every nine and then I do a six thousand,
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  Speaker 1: seventy five hundred seater, you know. But I was very
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  Speaker 1: conscious and careful about where I performed. I made sure
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  Speaker 1: that I had built up a substantial comedy club track
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  Speaker 1: record in that town before I went to the venue
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  Speaker 1: in that town. And I just very sure footedly, like
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  Speaker 1: a capricorn, like a goat that scales high heights. I
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  Speaker 1: was very sure footed in my approach to my career.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very blessed by God. Man. It give me that
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  Speaker 1: understanding about the business, the science of it, and then
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  Speaker 1: also being a student of it. That was always impressive
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  Speaker 1: to me that you knew that. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't know your business, of course, but yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: important absolutely, you know. But it's like any as respect
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Man, you know, facehood, our works is dead.
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  Speaker 1: You know, You've got to put some work in. Man, study,
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  Speaker 1: study your craft, hone your craft, be a perfectionist about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Get a system that works for you. There's no one
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  Speaker 1: set system to this, but you got to get a
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  Speaker 1: system that works for you. It's like I did this
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  Speaker 1: interview or earn your leisure, and I spent a substantial
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  Speaker 1: amount of time talking about eighty five South Carlos, Chico
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  Speaker 1: Bean and DC Young five and I was just I
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  Speaker 1: had and I had to really stop and get them
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  Speaker 1: young boys credit because they're doing something I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: could be done. They're sitting on stage as an improv
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  Speaker 1: group and they're selling out and they're very very entertaining, man,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know how they do that and it's
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  Speaker 1: never been done with African Americans before. This is the first. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but there's yeah, they've been on the show before it too,
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  Speaker 1: they've been on our show. Just crazy great guys on
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  Speaker 1: and off the stage. Two yes, for sure, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But they stand on your shoulders. They come behind you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's great advice to know what you know, to
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  Speaker 1: know your craft, like you say inside and out that
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  Speaker 1: that's across the board. Whatever. And that's it. So hey,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listen, that's it for the day. Hey listen, here's
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  Speaker 1: a suggestion, everybody talk to God because he would absolutely
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