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S2E58 - Two in Time Out · No Latency

• 0:02
  Last time on no latency. Oh, Doctor Ombre, you're.
• 0:06
  Stealing body parts. I have some questions.
• 0:09
  Oh yeah, the thermal vents, definitely.
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  You mean the people? You didn't know about this?
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  We should probably discuss the killing of the custodian.
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  This whole thing is starting to make me feel.
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  Sick Remy, Can I just take a look at your are you?
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  Getting so close. What's What are you doing?
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  What we call high pressure nervous syndrome.
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  SPNS. SPS.
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  He's suffering from his penis. I I decided I wanted anime eyes
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  today. All right.
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  Are you also also suffering from his penis?
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  I think he's unwell. He's not in the room.
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  Has anyone noticed that he's not in?
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  The room. Hold on.
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  Yeah. Come on.
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  Come on. Let's go.
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  Let's go. I'll smell.
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  It. Fucker stole my dude.
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  Oh my God, I'm a killer. That slant just has a robot
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  growing out of his. Somebody who for a spanking
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  body. Oh.
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  Shit. I think Remy's right.
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  It's time for a spanking. You're not going to spank me.
• 1:02
  I'm not alone. I've got drones.
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  That one's going to attack the nurse.
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  Shooter. Shoot.
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  That's what it's doing. Damn it.
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  Rolling a 16 and missing. Oh, thank God.
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  So how far? That is, that is 50 feet away,
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  50 feet away. It hides behind the lip of this
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  stage in the middle of the room, and it tries to shoot you again,
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  rolling a 20, which is still not enough.
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  It needs to roll the 25 at this distance, and the dart falls
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  harmlessly at your feet. That's it's grumpy noise.
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  I'll touch that one at least. Well, I I could go these.
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  Drones are shooting at me. Yeah.
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  Do you want me to take out the drones, or do you think we
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  should kind of all just kind of gang up on the big Cyborg man?
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  I don't know. I mean, if we keep our distance,
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  the drones might not be able to get us so.
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  Wait, hold on. I got an idea.
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  I'll take out the drones. Everybody else, focus on the
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  robot. Man, I'm kind of scared.
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  I think I'm. Good, my distance.
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  OK. Does that sound good?
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  Yes. Yes.
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  All right, all right, all right. I'm, I'm gonna pop out here and
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  do a little roll and then bye. Bye, Mike.
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  Do you? Are you that far away?
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  Oh. Yeah, uh, oh, I'm sure.
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  By the way, to be clear, I'm sure know this, this this man or
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  this little, little guy. This little guy.
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  That is 35 feet away. 510152025 They're 35.
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  Oh boy. Well, I guess oh.
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  Well, let's see you. Move a little.
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  Closer. Let's see.
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  That's going to, but well, you know, I'm just going to give it
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  a go. Let's see, 35 feet.
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  That is 26 to 50. I got to hit 25 and I hit.
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  I got 25, so I hit him nice. You glance a little bit of this
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  creature, only causing 5 damage because you rolled A crit.
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  Fail on damage. Well then, how about you take a
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  little bit of this one and I shoot the other girl?
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  But I mean, rolling a 24, the bullet ricochets in the distance
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  and falls to a red haze on the ground, yeah.
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  Shit, I'm gonna pop back into my corner.
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  Yeah, that's what's. That's a that's that's a safe
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  thing to do, Jeb. I mean, thanks.
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  Are you employed? No, not be safe.
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  Very much so. I think we can all agree on
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  that. What makes you think there
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  though was oh, you you're thinking about the flushing out
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  to sea situation? Yes, Jeb, I'm thinking about
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  that. Yeah.
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  Now that you save. You know the the time that you
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  lost your leg? Oh yeah, so many things.
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  All right, I can see it. I can see it.
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  All right, I'm going to go full Sprint toward two, and I think
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  it gets me about there. What's your move?
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  It is. 6/7. 6. So you can you can move like 30
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  feet at a shop. Yeah, all right.
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  I look. I stare down to this is it.
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  It ends here and I whip out my Sanru.
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  Hello Cutie Ultra K8 Assault Pistol and.
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  Shoot. 1717 hits because it's 20 feet and that the bullet hits
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  the body of two and parts of this bloody mess that it's got
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  control of. Fly all over the ground,
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  cascading blood making a horrible squelching noise.
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  AS2 takes just a little bit of damage.
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  And then I shoot again and this time I would like to add 2 luck
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  to the shot. Oh, are you doing an auto fire?
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  Yes. Oh, that also cost 10 ammo.
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  Oh. Fuck yeah. 10 ammo, Yeah.
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  Oh, you know what? Never mind.
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  Rules as written. I I resigned that.
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  Are you out of ammo? Is that why?
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  I'm at 30 so. Oh, that's a lot.
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  Of ammo. But if I do it multiple times,
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  All right, you know what? Fine, you've you've convinced me
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  by just saying that. OK, so I'm going to add 2 luck
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  to this shot, and I didn't need to.
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  Can I? No, no, no, no no I will.
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  Here's the thing about auto fire.
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  If you remember, everything above the required DV multiplies
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  the damage. Hell yeah.
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  So do you want to take that luck away?
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  OK, cool. So that's +2.
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  You pull the slide on the side of your Sandru Hello cutie, it
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  goes and sets itself to auto fire mode, and then you blaze 10
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  bullets across the room towards 2, hitting for an 18 + 2 auto
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  fire. Which means that you do this
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  times two damage, so 22 damage. Take that 2.
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  You can regret. That well, that's all for me.
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  That's. All.
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  I'm probably going to die, everybody.
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  We won't let dad, Doc. Don't worry.
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  I see that there's a lot of fighting going on in there.
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  Yes. I'm just going to explore this
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  panel real fast to see if there's anything I can do from
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  the side of the wall. You can mute yourself.
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  You can turn the wall solid so they can't see in, but you can
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  see out and that's it. This fucking panel does.
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  Just like an observation room or something.
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  It is literally an observation. I see.
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  Do you want to roll Perception 14?
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  Yes, that's enough. You discover that inside, as you
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  look around inside this room to the at least, there is a vent
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  hatch behind a crate. I got oh gosh oh, I really don't
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  want to do this because it is going to be messy, but I'm going
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  to try. I I imagine this this sneaks
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  around. So I'm going to move this crate
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  out of the way and fall into this vent.
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  And you crawl several. Several deeper.
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  It's all right. It's just dark dust, underwater
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  dust from 72,000 people coming in through this building.
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  There's lots of dead bodies. But it's OK all right and I
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  crawl inside. You crawl into this vent in the
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  wall. Great.
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  I'm going to Sprint to the North End of the vent thinking, But
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  that will take me into the testing chamber.
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  Look at that. It does.
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  Yes, I will. And we'll stay behind this vent
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  for now. You didn't roll a crit, so all
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  you've managed to do is give yourself a vantage point.
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  You are hiding an event, and through the slats you can see a
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  cleaning drone hiding behind the stage.
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  But you're behind it, and now you get to watch the fight from
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  this angle. Remy being full of rage right
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  now. Sweating because it obviously is
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  a well. It's just covered in water
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  because it's just there's a leak here, obviously, because I'm
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  fine. I'm totally fine.
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  My pants somehow got caught on the door and I'm going to just,
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  I'm going to run far as I can with my weapon.
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  But I realize I'm I'm also realizing that my my shotguns
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  not going to reach that far and Vivi's in the way and that's
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  just going to be a real pain in the ass.
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  So Remy is going to switch to his an assault rifle named
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  Skeleton Key and take a take a shot right there at Good old two
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  same time. His screen is glitching and it's
• 8:58
  going between his face and just red eyes for some reason. 20
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  Yes, that is 25 feet away and you roll at 20, causing 18
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  damage to two. Are those armor piercing or
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  regular? No, no regular.
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  A blading of the body's armour and doing 9 damage to him in
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  total. 9 damages time Oh, this comes.
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  With pain. That's interesting.
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  I'm. Going to show you every
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  different kind of pain said. I promise, Mr. Can't wait for
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  you to touch me. Oh.
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  I'm going to get there. I'm going to get there.
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  OK, I think I've got a clear shot, but what should I do?
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  I think we're going to hit it with the very heavy pistol.
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  I think I'm going to hit it with a very heavy pistol.
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  Regular. Heavy pistol so that you get a
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  ratifier of two. I'm.
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  Going to use. I'm going to shoot you twice.
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  Yeah, because you are two. So you get two shots, Dick.
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  My first shot is a 20 because fuck yeah.
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  The first shot hits two square and causes some damage, and the
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  second shot Rosen 18, which definitely hits as well, causing
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  once again 10 damage. Yeah, that's right, suck it.
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  And they're going to put the gun away and pull out their sword
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  and get in a defensive stance in front of Remy to protect.
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  Right here, Sort of in front of Remy.
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  Not within, no, not in front of the gun.
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  Just right just beside. Remy No, I like that roll for
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  it. Roll for.
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  Roll to to protect Remy. How?
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  Do I want to protect you? We'll.
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  Just we'll just do it. What?
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  Vendel, please. Vendel puts their hand out and
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  got punches Remy by accident. Oh, Retro.
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  Sorry. I'm so sorry.
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  I'm so sorry. It's not.
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  It's it's me. I'm sorry.
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  Just step back. I've got this.
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  So much rage. So much rage.
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  I'm. So sorry, I think I may have
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  fuelled his rage. I'm on a new high now.
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  It's called adrenaline. Retro You lose 1 HP but you gain
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  adrenaline. I'm going to let you have plus
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  just one move for your next turn.
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  All right. The drone at the top of the room
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  is now hunting for Jeb after it got shot.
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  Oh boy. Bed shakes out.
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  It comes around the corner of the machine and stares at you,
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  Jeb, and it fires this silk at you.
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  Oh no, the silk. Jeb, there is this spray coming
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  towards you, and I need you to roll evasion.
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  All right. 19 The sticky substance sticks to the wall and
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  slides down it slowly solidifying into a hardened
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  mass, and it shoots you again. Beta 16.
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  Am I evasion? Yes, all right.
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  Here we go. Oh.
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  Jesus. That's a great fail.
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  It hits you in the face and now you can't see.
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  Yeah, God, see my eye. It's in my eye.
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  It creates kind of a face mask, like feeling of your face and
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  you're just blindfolded. It's.
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  Got some sort of facial? What do you?
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  Want from me? That perfectly.
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  Yes, and finally it is 2's turn. Oh, no, no, no.
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  No, I'm angry. You've managed to get them below
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  2/3 of their health. You hurt me, beat me, and now
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  I've hurt you. Everyone remain calm, beat me.
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  They look angry. Who's not calm?
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  Everybody's calm. I'm calm.
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  You think? That you could just come in
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  here. Should be should.
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  Be in front of my mother. There's this flicking and there
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  around to his head, these arms come out.
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  This is horrifying. What?
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  The hell? A blade claw and a Talon claw,
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  and they move forward and attack Vendel.
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  What? No.
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  How do they? Oh no, not enough.
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  Vendel gets hit with the Talon Core and it causes three damage.
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  What's Vendel's armour right now?
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  Body armour is 8. It's light armour.
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  Jack. So the body armour gets bladed
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  by one and Vendel takes half of that damage rounded up, which is
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  2 damage. 2. Damage.
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  Two damage. Ow fuck, it's uglier up close.
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  Yeah, it is. You OK, Vendel?
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  Yeah, I'm fine. Oh, is that a chain knife?
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  Oh, what? Oh, what?
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  2 Pulls out a chain knife from the pocket of the body it's
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  inhabiting and goes to attack Vendel.
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  Vendel is the worst roller in the world.
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  This is a weird tooth. Oh that's a crypt.
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  Fail and Vendel takes four damage and gets their armour
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  blade by one as this thing shreds the top half of their
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  shirt. Oh fuck.
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  I mean, I look really cool now, but fuck you.
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  Like Natalie Portman and Attack of the Clones.
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  Yeah. That reference.
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  What? Jeb said.
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  Like he can't see. So he's obviously thinking about
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  Natalie Portman. I would.
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  It's it's an everyday thing. Absolutely, I agree, successful.
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  Slice I'm going to move back over here and you frown.
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  I want you again to attack VV odds or evens.
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  Evens. Odds goes to Attack VV.
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  Oh no. This time shooting it's.
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  Sleep duck. O23 crit.
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  You must roll a DV. Resist torture drugs.
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  So beat. Beat a 13.
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  I did. Oh, just.
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  All right, so you get hit with this dart and you see the darts
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  start to inject you and you pull it out.
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  You're a little drowsy, but you've beaten the the toxin.
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  The dart is useless. I throw it to the ground, I.
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  Throw it on the ground. Ground.
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  This little drone rears its two front legs and shoots some silk
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  at you, rolling a crit 22 + 2 you can't see.
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  Guys I can't see. Wait a minute.
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  Wait, what? Don't they going to do An
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  evasion roll? If hit, the target must be an
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  evasion check. Oh, no, you're right.
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  Absolutely. Sorry about that.
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  Yeah. Oh, so I do get evasion.
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  Yeah, you do get evasion. Hey, yo.
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  This silk flies past you and sticks onto the ground, missing
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  you entirely, and the drone hisses at you.
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  These are nasty little drones. Please kill them, Jeb.
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  Nasty Thrones. Jeb, it is your turn and you
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  can't see. Oh.
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  You guys, well anyone? Anyone got some like Gooby gone?
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  Because I can't. I can't see nothing and I know.
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  You're just going to have to pull and you'll lose your
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  eyebrows, but it's going to be fine.
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  Use your other senses. Just pull.
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  Just pull. All right.
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  Cool. It could be.
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  Like an Athletics, I guess. I'm.
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  Trying to I'm trying. To play this straight, you know
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  what I. Mean.
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  Sure. I'm with you. 13 You rip this
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  form off your face and it takes your eyebrows with it and it
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  really, really hurts and you lose 1 HP.
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  Oh. Oh God.
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  Oh no. Jeff, why do you look so
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  surprised? What's wrong?
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  My eyebrows go. Oh yeah.
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  Well, that's it. Oh jeez.
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  You look to your left and there's a drown hissing at you.
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  Oh shit, and I shoot. Oh my God, they've turned Jeb
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  into an alien. Yeah.
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  So your first shot hit the drone for 11 damage.
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  That's a lot of damage. And then the sick.
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  I would. I would roll on the Critical
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  Injuries table, but your next shot is a 27, rolls 14 damage
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  and it skids backwards and explodes.
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  You feel satisfied because that's the one that just took
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  your eyebrows. Oh yeah, I'm not getting those
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  damn eyebrows back, I'll tell you that.
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  Not for probably. I don't know how.
• 17:29
  Hey Doc, how long does it take for eyebrows to grow back?
• 17:34
  For some people, they never grow back.
• 17:36
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  break out of prison. This is clearly a cell.
• 18:07
  I've seen a cell before. In any universe, this is a cell
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  fly through asteroid belts, break into high security
• 18:15
  government buildings. Hey, you.
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• 18:43
  All right, I'm going to just, you know what, this thing pulled
• 18:47
  out a chain knife. So I'm going to pull out my
• 18:53
  baseball bat and I'm just going to swing at 2:00.
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  Nice. I should have had luck.
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  I think they just have to evade that.
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  You can always detect twice 12. Oh, so you go and hit two and
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  you smack them across their side causing 8 damage total.
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  Yep. You.
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  Watch a huge piece of the lab coat rip off and then roll on
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  the critical injury table and you crack 9's leg and it clicks
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  the wrong way and they fall to the ground in the knee might
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  just fall to move. Damn it, Phoebe, you beat me to
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  the knee camping. And I hit them again.
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  Where are you hitting them? Well, if I say it is, is it a
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  called shot? Do I roll?
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  Penalties. Yes you do.
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  I kind of want to continue to go for the legs.
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  I am going to add luck to this. Let's see, I had.
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  I'll do 2. I'll add 2 luck to this role.
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  So that's 12. Again, 214.
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  The one of the arms on the back of Two's head deflects, the
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  baseball bat hit, and you hear this metal twang sing through
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  the room. How, how?
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  How long do bones take to fix? I can fix those quickly, can't
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  I? For some, they never go back.
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  It was it was a joke. Get.
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  Get. Get call back.
• 20:27
  But that actually was a really good call back BDI, especially
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  during a heated fight. Very good, but.
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  Sometimes I have good ones. Yeah, you do.
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  I am going to sneak out of this vent.
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  Going to sneak out of this vent and and see two is there.
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  So you walk about 20 feet into the room.
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  And then I'm going to shoot two. I'm going to pull the Super
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  Chrome sidearm from my side. Two mummy's mad and I shoot.
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  So I didn't hit. So your first shot, you shoot
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  this bullet and it flies past two wide, but you didn't roll a
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  crit fail, so it actually just sticks into the crate beside him
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  rather than hitting VV or Vendel on the other side.
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  Your second hit hits 2 square in the middle of the chest, causing
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  18 damage. Honey, honey.
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  Listen, you have to play nice When you don't get to play at
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  all, Oh. Wait, oh, did you see the damage
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  on that, that blow up? Yes, it is.
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  That's critical injury on the body.
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  There you go. Remember when I said it shot
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  them in the chest? You broke the other leg.
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  Oh, you know, the chest leg. You shoot 2 and it goes straight
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  through the other leg and they fall to the ground and now they
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  are completely. You're in time out.
• 21:57
  All hopped up on adrenaline right now, there's only really
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  one thing that's going through Retro's mind.
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  Retro is going to throw his assault rifle at 2, causing a
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  distraction as he runs up to two, and is going to try to punt
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  his head off of the body. All right.
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  Roll for it. That's.
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  Brilliant, I'm using five point. I'm using all my luck on this.
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  Oh damn. I'm dude.
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  I am, I am. What's it?
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  I'm I'm suffering from H penis. I am just.
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  Everything is going. Damn H penis.
• 22:32
  For for Remy, everything is super high stakes at the moment.
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  That only makes sense right now. Fair enough. 17 rolling.
• 22:39
  That's 22 roll 3D6 damage. All right, so you do 9 damage to
• 22:47
  two on the ground. After throwing this rifle to
• 22:50
  distract 2 thinking that the head is like a kick ball from
• 22:53
  back when he was a kid. And you hear a crack like the
• 22:56
  spine has split slightly. Roll brawling again, because you
• 23:00
  get 2 attacks. 20 That's enough. Roll 3D6 damage.
• 23:05
  Oh, that's more. That's 11.
• 23:07
  And with your punt create the first crack.
• 23:09
  You spin around with the heel of your foot.
• 23:11
  The custodian ball cracks off the body, the body goes limp and
• 23:15
  the light in his eye starts to flicker.
• 23:17
  It's only one way and combat. Is.
• 23:30
  Like a retro it's over. Come.
• 23:33
  And try to rip. The Remy Remy.
• 23:35
  Remy, you get them. Guys.
• 23:37
  Remy. Remy.
• 23:38
  It's over, Remy. It's over, Remy.
• 23:41
  Remy ain't listening. I.
• 23:43
  I know I put. I point my gun at him.
• 23:45
  Remy stop. Did I just hear somebody click a
• 23:49
  fucking cock at me? I've never touched a cock in my
• 23:53
  life. It's, I think it's called a
• 23:56
  hammer, you guys. You have a duck.
• 24:00
  Remy, you need to step away from the custodian and we're going to
• 24:08
  help you out because you're you might need a little help.
• 24:14
  Just let me get take a look at you.
• 24:17
  All the drones in here that were active, the one drone in here
• 24:20
  that was active, it's frozen. It stopped immediately after the
• 24:23
  Custodian died. It's a Phantom Menace kind of
• 24:26
  situation, I think. I feel, I feel like this is
• 24:29
  actually a face down. With me?
• 24:33
  I think well either with you or VV.
• 24:36
  Yeah. VV slowly approaches while Iona
• 24:40
  is still holding a gun. Remy, stop it.
• 24:47
  Oh no. So 616.
• 24:50
  Jay, do you have you have an inspiration, don't you?
• 24:51
  I think so, I. Do have an inspiration?
• 24:54
  You're right. Shoot.
• 24:55
  I will use it to win this face down.
• 25:01
  Wait till after he rolls, because you might roll A1.
• 25:03
  Sure 9. Oh.
• 25:06
  Shit. 12 point. 9. 21. 21, yeah. 14 + 8 is 22.
• 25:14
  Baby. And with that inspiration,
• 25:23
  you're about to say one thing and you clear your throat and
• 25:26
  then you say. It's over, Remy.
• 25:29
  Behind Iona, you see your ghostly friend.
• 25:35
  You're right, Clint. Who's clean?
• 25:36
  Remy will Remy will just drop to their knees and 1000 yards
• 25:39
  there. You're at the.
• 25:42
  You can see his face is glitching out between his
• 25:45
  regular face and glowing red eyes, softly starting to
• 25:50
  dissipate. But.
• 25:52
  You good, buddy? Rummy, are you wearing a
• 25:54
  backpack? Yeah.
• 25:57
  I'm going to gently pull it off of you.
• 25:59
  Oh wait, hold on. I know how to fix him.
• 26:00
  And I walk over, and I and I. Give the CRT head just.
• 26:04
  Like a does nothing, huh? Will, I'm out of Adidas.
• 26:09
  And at this point, Ion has pulled the backpack off retro
• 26:12
  and. I I start rifling through the
• 26:15
  bag looking for weed, do I find any?
• 26:19
  Is there a joint rolled up in here?
• 26:21
  It's not in my backpack. Roll perception.
• 26:25
  Doctor's orders. Gotta let them roll for it.
• 26:28
  Oh, I. If I If I find some fucking
• 26:30
  weed, I. Mean.
• 26:30
  I'll show you my backpack. Yeah, that's a 17.
• 26:33
  Yeah. You find 3/4 of a joint that
• 26:37
  Retro had seemingly just dropped in his bag.
• 26:39
  It's about a week old, but it's pretty good.
• 26:41
  I I squirt some sanitizer on it and I I take the lighter out of
• 26:47
  his bag and I light it up and I inhale it and I blow it in his
• 26:52
  face. Everyone watches Iona.
• 26:57
  Essentially Kiss Retro with smoke.
• 27:01
  Damn retro. Instinctively, do you just
• 27:05
  inhale? Obviously, yeah.
• 27:07
  A sweet, sweet smell of marriage.
• 27:09
  You inhale this Sunday, Level of joint and I need you both to
• 27:16
  roll resist torture drugs. But regardless, Retro, you feel
• 27:20
  better. Oh, Iona does.
• 27:26
  Iona smoke. I heard that holding your hands
• 27:29
  over your head helps with. The IT makes it stronger if you
• 27:33
  do that. Oh, OK.
• 27:35
  I won't do. That that does.
• 27:37
  Hold on I. After it distort your drugs.
• 27:40
  Which is 9. Oh, it's OK.
• 27:42
  I'm fine. I'm drug resistant.
• 27:44
  You got a bit of a cough. Oh, it's just a lot of smoke.
• 27:47
  But retro the the you're you're not only feeling better from the
• 27:51
  weed, but because you rolled over the DV, the little bit of
• 27:54
  hand sanitizer that was still stuck in the rolling paper has
• 27:57
  given you a little bit of a head high, and it's alleviated some
• 28:00
  of the pressure feeling in your head and you actually do feel a
• 28:03
  lot better. Yeah, my head's just like
• 28:05
  steaming at the moment. I'm just going to.
• 28:08
  Pass this off to you Now if you could just finish this for us.
• 28:11
  And retro starts to finish this joint in this room, and you're
• 28:16
  standing in this bloody room above this broken custodian.
• 28:23
  Holy shit. What you guys doing here?
• 28:25
  I'm glad you're back. A lot of.
• 28:29
  A lot of. Fighting.
• 28:31
  You know you. You have.
• 28:32
  How long you been out? Wow.
• 28:35
  Wow. You might need to talk to Doctor
• 28:38
  Sawbones. You got some real anger issues.
• 28:40
  You did all this in here? I had a little help.
• 28:46
  Oh, was it Jeb? Jeb, we know, is usually angry.
• 28:52
  I feel like I'm a pretty chill guy.
• 28:53
  I don't know. Oh no, you're definitely chill.
• 28:56
  But like, you know, when you get in the the Jeb zone, it's like.
• 29:00
  Oh, when I when I go Jeb zone man, I don't want to be around
• 29:05
  me. You know what?
• 29:06
  I'm You know what I mean? Oh yeah.
• 29:08
  Oh yeah, I remember. Yeah.
• 29:10
  Yeah. Is this Jeb zone here too?
• 29:13
  Oh, I mean, no, I wouldn't say I was quite in the zone here.
• 29:17
  I did get. I did get glorped on, which I
• 29:21
  think is the the best way to describe what happened to my
• 29:25
  eyes. I mean, wow, I actually now just
• 29:29
  noticed that you don't have eyebrows.
• 29:31
  It's a little weird. You're.
• 29:32
  Not you're just going to leave that for a while.
• 29:35
  I don't know. Maybe.
• 29:36
  Maybe I'll get sabernatic eyebrows.
• 29:37
  What do y'all think about that? Jim, I will say this, just
• 29:41
  having a good look at your face now super clean like your pores
• 29:45
  are sparkling. Yeah, I do think it kind of
• 29:48
  pulled out some of the black heads around my my, my nose
• 29:51
  area, which I'll be honest, feels great.
• 29:54
  But it did pull out my eyebrows as well, so you know.
• 29:57
  I mean, Jeff, I I have a permanent marker.
• 30:00
  Oh yeah, go for it, buddy. Oh no, I mean the evil.
• 30:06
  Right. But I don't know.
• 30:07
  Should I? OK.
• 30:09
  Do do you want to roll wardrobe in style or should I?
• 30:12
  Well, let's. I'm going to be honest, you're
• 30:14
  way more stylish than I am. I got my whole thing going on,
• 30:17
  which I think looks pretty good, but I don't get.
• 30:20
  Confident that looks really, really worried with this black
• 30:24
  permanent marker in there and. So.
• 30:27
  Let me, can I can I try? Can I try?
• 30:30
  Yeah, sure. I don't.
• 30:31
  I I don't want to be responsible.
• 30:33
  I mean, I'm not good at this. Make him look angry.
• 30:36
  Steady hand, steady hand. Make him look angry.
• 30:39
  OK. Grumpy face.
• 30:42
  Grumpy face. Oh, oh, a a.
• 30:46
  Little more arch. Yeah, just a little.
• 30:49
  I'm I'm totally with you on that.
• 30:51
  I'm totally with you on that. But but but.
• 30:54
  Listen, they're cousins, not twins.
• 30:57
  Well, I'm not joining them together like it's Alabama.
• 30:59
  Yeah. It doesn't have to be
• 31:01
  symmetrical. This isn't.
• 31:02
  This isn't Shibari. There we go.
• 31:05
  No I I go ahead and I I take the the, the marker and I draw on
• 31:12
  eyebrows but I make them very like anime angry.
• 31:16
  So like Ryu or from Street Fighter or a Vegeta, just very
• 31:22
  sharp. Kamea mea face What?
• 31:27
  Wow, they look. Great.
• 31:30
  Yeah, you look, you look fierce. OK, I've heard that be used
• 31:34
  before as a compliment, So. You're you're slaying.
• 31:39
  You're slaying. Fierce I.
• 31:42
  You might take the pictures of who, who, who's got their, who's
• 31:45
  got their thing with them. I, Iona said.
• 31:48
  You're slaying so. Listen, I work for.
• 31:53
  I work for an agency that doesn't allow you to have a
• 31:55
  camera on your tile. So sorry.
• 31:57
  Yeah, and you've broken yours. Oh no.
• 32:00
  It's not like VD has an agent with one.
• 32:02
  They don't have a camera, do they VV?
• 32:04
  Oh yeah, they do have cameras. Oh, cool.
• 32:06
  Great. I'm glad you picked up on that
• 32:08
  subtext. Great.
• 32:09
  Cool. Then take a picture of Jeb and
• 32:10
  show him his new eyebrows. That's your responsibility.
• 32:13
  Now VP, I'm going to go check these bodies.
• 32:16
  Would you please? I'm dying to know what?
• 32:18
  I don't see any reflective surface anywhere around here.
• 32:21
  Just hold still, Jeb. Don't move too much.
• 32:23
  It'll the blur. Will pick up.
• 32:27
  Remy's going to turn off his face real quick so he can wipe
• 32:29
  down his screen. Here you go, Jeb.
• 32:37
  I took a couple of photos. You know, you can also flip it
• 32:41
  and put it in, you know the selfie mode and you can just
• 32:44
  kind of look and. Get here.
• 32:46
  Get over here. OK, here you go.
• 32:49
  Oh. My God, I'm beautiful.
• 32:59
  I listen. I was kind of looking forward to
• 33:02
  getting some cybernetic eyebrows, but I think this might
• 33:05
  be just as good. Yeah, I they look great.
• 33:10
  I think it really, you know, it really brings out the the
• 33:14
  sharpness of my of my cheekbones.
• 33:17
  And if I do say so myself, I feel like I can emote even more
• 33:21
  than before. Oh wow, that's upsetting.
• 33:27
  If anything, I think this should allow me to better communicate
• 33:33
  my feelings without saying a word.
• 33:37
  Yeah. Can Jeb do the rock thing?
• 33:42
  Oh my God. Jeb can do the rock thing.
• 33:44
  It's pretty. Good.
• 33:48
  And listen, we've we've taken down the custodian, we should
• 33:50
  probably go back to Doctor Ombre.
• 33:53
  Yes. Should make sure they're OK
• 33:55
  Who's? That.
• 33:57
  Hopefully they're not dead. Oh, I hope not.
• 34:00
  By the way, where's this custodian?
• 34:01
  I don't see anybody with a broom.
• 34:02
  Alright then. Next time on No.
• 34:15
  Latency. I remember the tests.
• 34:24
  The. Test that was so long ago.
• 34:26
  No, the AAA's are people. That's the thing that you got to
• 34:29
  remember. We've.
• 34:30
  Explored nearly this entire facility since then.
• 34:33
  Oh yeah. Wow.
• 34:34
  Who did that? You did?
• 34:36
  It was pretty cool. I just crawled through a vent.
• 34:38
  I don't know if you saw that. You have my.
• 34:40
  Penis. It's a little bit more broken
• 34:42
  now, so just be careful 4. Doses of synth.
• 34:45
  Coke. Well, we should probably go
• 34:47
  check on Doctor Hombre so to make sure that they're not dead.
• 34:50
  Oh no, I'm going. To hand on the rest of my joint.
• 34:53
  I'm sorry, there's no easy way to say it.
• 34:56
  Maybe a few hours. While you're ready to go.
• 34:59
  Restricted. Access not for us.
• 35:01
  I'm high, what do you expect? Vandella, are you feeling all
• 35:04
  right? I can patch you.
• 35:06
  Up real quick. This door wasn't very well
• 35:07
  hidden. Oh, Jace.
• 35:12
  Fuck me. Do we know this person?
• 35:15
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• 35:45
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• 36:18
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• 36:19
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• 36:25
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