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Chappelle's Attacker, Cardi B., Mother's Day JRAP, Woman In Casket and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on, giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million bucks things in the stuffings and me good
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  Speaker 1: it listening to mother, Please, I don't join Jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you're going you. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn, you got to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water got me? Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: tha uh huh, i' will Good morning everybody, y'all listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: all it Steve Harvey got a radio show. Heh man
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  Speaker 1: back in business too, man, Man? How good is God?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, if you think about it in spite
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  Speaker 1: of all that's going down in your life, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: it could be worse. But secondly, sometimes you have to remember.
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  Speaker 1: And I've just had to have this conversation with myself
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  Speaker 1: this morning. That's how I'm fresh on this one right here.
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  Speaker 1: When a challenge faces you, are you going through a
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  Speaker 1: difficult moment, or you didn't hit a bump in the
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  Speaker 1: road in the middle of that, If you could manage
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful, it would take you a long way.
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  Speaker 1: Gratitude is a powerful resource. If you can be grateful
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of it. Gratitude is a powerful resource
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  Speaker 1: when it's dim for you, it didn't got a little
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  Speaker 1: bumpy on the road and he ran into some obstacles,
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't ran up into some detooled signs, and
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  Speaker 1: your journey ain't smooth as it was last week or
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  Speaker 1: last year. You gotta be grateful for the things that
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  Speaker 1: are going right and that have gone right, and for
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  Speaker 1: the thing that's wrong right now to get right? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Can I share that with you? Man? Is that a
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  Speaker 1: tough one to learn? It is for me. It has
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  Speaker 1: been one of my toughest challenges is to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful because it's a powerful resource, but how
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful in moments of despair when it ain't
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  Speaker 1: going right. See here's a mistake I would make. See
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  Speaker 1: when something go wrong, I want to focus on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong so much in an attempt to fix it. But
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  Speaker 1: even then the focus ain't always in to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe this is happening. Why just keep going down? That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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  Speaker 1: making it sound worse than it is. Tell the story
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  Speaker 1: for pity from other people. All of that right there,
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the fix. Sometimes you're just
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  Speaker 1: mulling over it. You're just making it worse. You're just
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  Speaker 1: making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it into your atmosphere,
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now, all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're having a bad day. If you're having a bad day,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you've been having some bad thoughts. So what
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  Speaker 1: I've had to learn how to do, and what I'm
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  Speaker 1: working on this morning is I'm working on this situation
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  Speaker 1: that's been cropped up. I was going kind of smooth
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  Speaker 1: here for a minute, and now idn't got real bumpy
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  Speaker 1: in the road, you know, and all this here. So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though I've
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  Speaker 1: hit a bump in the road, and even though out
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  Speaker 1: and ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
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  Speaker 1: this love, I'm going down into a valley, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: up on the peak. Can I not still be grateful
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  Speaker 1: for all the things that God has given me, for
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me, for all the
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  Speaker 1: things he's brought me through, and realizing that even this
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  Speaker 1: that's happening to me again is going to pass too.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna get me through that attitude. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God is a good god. Man. It's a lot to
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for. So while I'm tripping on this bumping
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  Speaker 1: the road out and here, what I gotta remember is
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me. And like I say,
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  Speaker 1: my saying is joy and depression cannot reside in the
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  Speaker 1: same place. So instead of being down about this new
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  Speaker 1: bumping the road, if I'm constantly filling my mind with
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  Speaker 1: the thoughts of how good He's been to me, of
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  Speaker 1: what all he's done for me, of all the things
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  Speaker 1: he's brought me through, of all the blessings he's presented
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  Speaker 1: me with. When I go on that list, I really
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  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time to mull over the situation. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Do I have to fix this bump in the road?
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  Speaker 1: Of course I do. Are There's some things I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have to do to straighten it out, of course
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  Speaker 1: it is. But Steve just going to get the business
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  Speaker 1: of doing it and straighten it out. What you mulling
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  Speaker 1: over and wearing about it for you know old people.
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  Speaker 1: I heard old people say something I was growing up
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  Speaker 1: in the church. They say, if you're gonna pray about it,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about it. But if you're gonna worry about it,
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  Speaker 1: don't pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer
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  Speaker 1: just happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't always been that way. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: that my first weapon of choice was you do it
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  Speaker 1: to me, I do it to you. You call me out,
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  Speaker 1: I call you out, you say something bad about me.
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to find you and say something bad about you.
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  Speaker 1: That was my weapon in the past. How did that
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  Speaker 1: work out for you, Steve? Not so good? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I spent a lot of time fighting back,
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  Speaker 1: kicking back, swinging back, when I could have spent all
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  Speaker 1: that time climbing. See, all you're trying to do at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, folks, is have a better
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  Speaker 1: life than the one you got. All you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is to improve your position in life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my business to make sure you don't get
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  Speaker 1: where you're going. Ain't got no time for that. It's
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  Speaker 1: not my job to assure that you ain't as high
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  Speaker 1: as me. I ain't got no time for that. Your
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  Speaker 1: real mission and purpose is to have the best life
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  Speaker 1: that you can have, to ascend to the highest plateau
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  Speaker 1: that you can get to, to make your family as
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  Speaker 1: comfortable as you can, to provide as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can for your family. But legally, see, those of us
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  Speaker 1: are sitting up here trying to come up with sideways.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
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  Speaker 1: today how they wish they hadn't have done that, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had
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  Speaker 1: did it. I knew not to go down there. Something
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  Speaker 1: told me not to go down there. Man. If I
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  Speaker 1: could change things, I would. But they're sitting somewhere doing
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  Speaker 1: some time that had they made another decision, they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have to do. Now. I don't make them throw away people, na, man,
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  Speaker 1: because everybody make mistakes, and God is in the forgiving business.
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  Speaker 1: And some of us have done some things that really
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  Speaker 1: broke the law, and a whole lot of other things
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  Speaker 1: and deserve to do some time. But through the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, we didn't. But now we set up here
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  Speaker 1: and we passed judgment on people who got to do something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care what you've done. God
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  Speaker 1: can't forgive anything, but our position, our motivation in life
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  Speaker 1: is to try to have the best life we can
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  Speaker 1: have and provide for those around us and make it comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: If that's your ambition, you don't have time to worry
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  Speaker 1: about or concern yourself with another person. And I wasted
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  Speaker 1: time doing that, and that's not the way to get
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  Speaker 1: it done. It's simply mind to your business. Taking care
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  Speaker 1: of you and getting yourself right and tight is FO seven.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a full time job. So what I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn was and what I've the reason I've chosen
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  Speaker 1: prayer as as my weapon of choice now is that
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  Speaker 1: now prayer helps me that I don't have to fight back.
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  Speaker 1: Now if I get cornered, I'm gonna fight you. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't even gonna lie to you. And now I'm still
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  Speaker 1: working on some things that trigger me. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and and and and so I'm I'm slowly
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  Speaker 1: getting better at that. But I've learned that my weapon
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  Speaker 1: of choice is prayer now. So when it happens ugly
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  Speaker 1: for me, I pray about it. When it gets tight
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  Speaker 1: and dismal for me, I pray about it. And the
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  Speaker 1: thing about prayer, man is prayer changes things. Yes, it does.
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  Speaker 1: Now read about it and try it. That's the deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: come on, prayer as a wonderful weapon. You're listening any show,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to make the
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  Speaker 1: announcement that I am back back in love getting mixed
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  Speaker 1: in most shine. Yeah, I'm a TD baby, I'm all that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jefferys Bore. You know, you know I'm I'm you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm I'm I'm I'm a mcfannin Whitehead. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: all stopping us. Nine we want to move. I'm all that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on school. I'm I'm a different made model. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a nineteen fifty seven model class. They don't even make
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  Speaker 1: no more met the fabric that they made me out of.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even put on calls, no more all still,
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  Speaker 1: no fabrication, no fiber glass, all heavy metal. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm is. And I praise my heavenly Father for being
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  Speaker 1: that because he made me. Thank you Lord, back again,
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  Speaker 1: back in love again. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: Monica Junior Nephew time I appreciate y'all holding down the
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  Speaker 1: folk while the leader with they kept it. Now they
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  Speaker 1: kept it, you know, I'm definitely I was afraid of
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  Speaker 1: yeah real, I said, let me get back for you.
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  Speaker 1: The least I know where the ignorance is coming from.
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  Speaker 1: Got you when when you get that? Hey, man, did
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  Speaker 1: you hear what they saying? Now? Junior? What's on your mind? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, uh you know, it's Mother's Day weekend
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  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, man, we have all these great
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  Speaker 1: mothers and you know, calling Shirley, you know, But what's
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  Speaker 1: what's some of the things huh that you remember about
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  Speaker 1: your mother that you love that she did for you
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  Speaker 1: on Mother's Day? Man? Oh Mother's Day? Man, my mom,
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  Speaker 1: it was every day. It was everything about it, The
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  Speaker 1: way she was, the way she took care of me, whay,
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  Speaker 1: she took care of everybody. My mother was the mother
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  Speaker 1: of mothers, and I'm pretty sure you feel that way
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  Speaker 1: about yours, you know, as you should. But that's what
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  Speaker 1: mothers are. They the ultimate, They make the ultimate sacrifices.
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  Speaker 1: They give us life. I honored her. You couldn't talk
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  Speaker 1: about her that now, say nothing about her at more fights.
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  Speaker 1: I've been in more fights defending my mother's honor or
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  Speaker 1: anything around my mom. Yeah, it didn't even have to
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  Speaker 1: be honor. Yeah you could. You could compliment my mama.
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  Speaker 1: If I misunderstood it, I was engry as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you said it. I was hold a compliment. Man, walking past,
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  Speaker 1: walking past y'all house, and your mom would come talking
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  Speaker 1: about all I heard with your MoMA. I didn't hear. No,
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  Speaker 1: your mom would come talking about none of that. I
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  Speaker 1: was any I'm talking about it. I started. Man, everybody
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  Speaker 1: knew if you said something about Steve Harvey's mama, it
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  Speaker 1: lost Vera Harvey any mention of her name any And
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  Speaker 1: if you put it in a sentence and the sentence
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  Speaker 1: didn't start with precious Lord or bless her, it could
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  Speaker 1: potentially wind up in chaos. And you were the baby
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  Speaker 1: of the family. You were the baby. If you think
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  Speaker 1: I was taking my brothers my mama could walk down
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  Speaker 1: the street and nobody to do nothing to mourning. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, We're gonna run that brank back with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew right after this. You're listening, it is time now
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  Speaker 1: to run that brank back with the nephew. What you got, nef. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna take it on. We're gonna take it on
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  Speaker 1: back to I guess to yesterday, because that's what running
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Yeah, we're gonna take it back to yesterday. Back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna take this thing back to yesterday. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this right here is my daddy's boat. My daddy's boat. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: cat dog, if you would hello, hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how are you today?
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  Speaker 1: Is My name is Williams. Well, listen, We've been getting
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  Speaker 1: a few complaints, sir about some things on your property
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  Speaker 1: there are Uh, actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted
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  Speaker 1: to reach out and give you a call to day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, how are you doing? Pretty good? Listen. Um,
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  Speaker 1: got a few things I kind of want to discuss
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  Speaker 1: with you here that seemed to be a problem that's
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  Speaker 1: taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been brought
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  Speaker 1: to our attention out here at headquarters that you have
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  Speaker 1: a few things on your property that are are not
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  Speaker 1: functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh, you
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  Speaker 1: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are not
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  Speaker 1: being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well one of them I'm currently working on. I'm almost
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  Speaker 1: I should have a repair. I'm just waiting on getting wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait and get a little extra money to get to
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  Speaker 1: take care of the other cars just function and I
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  Speaker 1: just don't drop. But I have more than one car. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Now you you also have a camper that seems to
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  Speaker 1: be has been there for at least eight months now,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's sitting there? Is that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
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  Speaker 1: it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
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  Speaker 1: about six seven eight months. And uh, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at our past records and stuff. It seems like
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  Speaker 1: there was a complaint before about the you know, keeping
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  Speaker 1: the yard, uh pretty cutting all of that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at past complaints about have here.
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  Speaker 1: Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning
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  Speaker 1: your property, sir, is uh supposedly in your backyard. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's a you have an old boat that's in your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I don't see that both bother nobody. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye
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  Speaker 1: for the people. I think. I think you guys backyards
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  Speaker 1: actually bump up against each other, and you guys have
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  Speaker 1: a chain link fence between the two of you all,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the boat is must be just a
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  Speaker 1: sore eye for the family that's behind you all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't see myself getting rid of that boat.
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  Speaker 1: So I got a cover on it. Everybody else got
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  Speaker 1: a boat. I don't see. What's the problem is. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's gonna take
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  Speaker 1: place is this. Now, we're gonna give you a fourteen
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  Speaker 1: day extension, fourteen days actually to move the car that
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  Speaker 1: is not functioning, the camper as well, and definitely the boat.
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  Speaker 1: We need. We're gonna need those three items. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: search search, And I ain't got no wee moved the boat.
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  Speaker 1: I just told you I was working on so well
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  Speaker 1: for storage. Do you hear my storage called? Now the boat?
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  Speaker 1: Now the cab, I'll get that, take care. But the boat.
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  Speaker 1: The boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my
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  Speaker 1: daddy gave me that that that's the only thing my
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  Speaker 1: daddy gave me before he died. Now now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't get fun if
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  Speaker 1: I take you down into the water. It worked, sir,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm
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  Speaker 1: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get
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  Speaker 1: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get that out within the two week notice,
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  Speaker 1: as well as the camper, and definitely the boat. Now
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. It's gotta be gone. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that
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  Speaker 1: that plan. What you're gonna do, sir, You gotta either
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  Speaker 1: move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody come over and
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  Speaker 1: haul all of these things away. Well, i'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I got thirteen reasons why you won't come over and
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  Speaker 1: touch that boat, and I got two moon two to
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  Speaker 1: thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen, and then I got
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  Speaker 1: another twenty six added on to that. Why you want
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  Speaker 1: to bring now want me to touch my daddy? Vote
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  Speaker 1: because my Dada gave me that bowl. I'll be dad
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  Speaker 1: any of you. You know I'm tired of you with
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  Speaker 1: me instead. Cross Street will report because I'm not at
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  Speaker 1: liberty to give you the name who's reported, So you
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  Speaker 1: haven't liberty to give me something because I know down
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  Speaker 1: the street, you know, eight months and it ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: said saint to it. So why the hell y'all me
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  Speaker 1: about how to vote in the backyard to my dada
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  Speaker 1: gave me, sir? The language is not necessary, sir. The
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  Speaker 1: bottom line is I want to camper out. I want
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  Speaker 1: to vote out, and I want the car that's not
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  Speaker 1: functioning move within two weeks or I'm towing it out.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you when I give you a personal invitation
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  Speaker 1: to come over him, put the vote, the campers and
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  Speaker 1: the car, and I I will beat you like that's
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  Speaker 1: what beat you, sir. H Wow, I'm gonna allow one
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  Speaker 1: car to stay. I just want to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: you know that I've given you this statement over the phone,
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  Speaker 1: letting you know that what what has taken place here,
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  Speaker 1: the state will take it. But I ain't moving my
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  Speaker 1: daddy boat. You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat if
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  Speaker 1: you let me. Don't bring the loan, would you bring somebody, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely
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  Speaker 1: gonna be bringing authorities with us. My mighty will go
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  Speaker 1: to you because I love my daddy. Ain't naw one
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  Speaker 1: you gonna touch my daddy's boat. That's the only left me.
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  Speaker 1: I got one one thing I need to say to you,
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  Speaker 1: sir about this in a situation. Excuse me what you
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  Speaker 1: got to say? All I have to say is this.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother. Man. I got
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  Speaker 1: up all right, man, it's your brother told me, he said, Man,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: he'd be going eddie with the homeowner socier. He said, Man,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: just call on him and tell him he got to
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: move all this too, he said, But most of all,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: tell him y'all gonna haul off that boat. He said.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: He would kill you the hand that dog onna boat.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: But they know I got one more question for you,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: do baby, tell me this? What is the baddest radio
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Morning Show. Okay, thank
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you so much. All right, I'm gonna let you know
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: right now comes to you live first. That boy back
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: on stage. Columbia, South Carolina, FA Coger Performing Arts Center,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: not Kroger the groceries now Kroger Now I might stop
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: by Kroger before I go into Colger. But the nephew,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: the nephe're gonna be Eggnert in Columbia, South Carolina. Get
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  Speaker 1: your tickets on sale right now, Nephew, Jim, your friends
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  Speaker 1: coming your way, y y, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to his ass. The CLO Chief Love
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: questions right after this. You're listening, she'd show coming up
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour and Entertainment News Cardie
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: B says she is tired of the fame and she
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: wants freedom of speech like Steve Harvey. All right, yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: yes she did out of her own mouth, Steve, Yes,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: she did. Dave Chappelle's attacker is an unknown rapper, and
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Shanny O'Neill and her fiance have a televised wedding specials
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: coming to v H one. But right now it is
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO. Here we go, zan and
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Grand Prairie says, I'm a twenty four year old single
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: woman and I take care of my grandmother at night.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: She has me reading your book. Act like a lady,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: think like a man. From cover to cover, out loud.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: We discussed the chapters afterwards. And I have learned a
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: lot from you and my grandmother. How did you become
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: so wise? Yes, you wrote the book Trial and Errol
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Spend Spender in a rough life. Yeah, it's been filled
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: with mistakes. Like somebody asked me the book. How he
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: gonna write a book on relationships? And he on his
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: third marriage? Exactly exactly. That's exactly how I came up
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: with your book because I wouldn't made all the mistakes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I can help you not make a mistake now. And
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I wrote it from a male perspective in teaching women
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: how men think. Now, a lot of men, the little
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Chump asked men talk about Steve Harvey gave up the game.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: But no, man, you can't play the game on my daughters. Hello, dog,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No? Man, and you and you
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: and and it's a lot of men don't want you
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: play the game on their daughters. And there's a lot
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: of mothers don't want you playing the game on their
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: daughters because they got the game played on them. So
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't expose the game. I explained to women the rules. See,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: women don't know the rules. And there's a book of
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: rules at like a lady, think like a man. Dust
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: The book was written, a great book. Great book helped
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: a lot a lot of women. Steve moving on to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Sherry in Texas. Sherry says, my husband doesn't last very
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: long and he doesn't think it's a big deal as
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: long as he finishes. Whenever I complain, he says, he's
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: the only one working, so it's fine. Should I get
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a job or get a man to please me while
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: he's working? What you say, Clo, Well, he got a problem.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: He has a problem seeing this is another book. Act
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: like a better man for you don't have a lady. Yeah,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I like it, better man for you don't have a lady.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you thought your woman could see.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Your job as a man is to fix it. When
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: your woman comes to you with a complaint, it's your
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: job to fix you. Provide no fix for this. I'm
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the one doing all the work. Huh. I'm in here,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you know. And wait a minute, Okay, cool, Now guess
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: what she think about doing? Getting another man? And if
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you keep on with that selfish attitude, I don't blame me, dude,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: do what you want to do. I don't care what
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: else all right, you know, yeah, I'm missing here. You're
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: gonna get fixed. Yeah, all right. Moving on to Jazz
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: in Calumet City, Jazz writes, I'm a thirty seven year
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: old married woman and my husband had an affair. The
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: woman made him believe it was his child for almost
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a year to destroy our marriage. We found out it's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: not his child, so we are moving on with our lives.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: My family and my friends say I'm crazy for staying
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: with him. Should I tune them out? Well, that's totally
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: up to you. You know. Let nobody tell you how
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: to live your life. I mean, you know not, here's
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a deal. I know women live by this code. Once
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: a cheetah, always a cheatah. I know you live by
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that code. That's not a true code. Me and change
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: me and make mistakes. A better man can come out
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: of the mistakes. I'm a product of a bunch of
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: mistakes going bad that I got better for him. Tommy's
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: a better man causing mistakes. Junior is a better man
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: causing mistakes. It happens. Now, the degree of it is
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: up to you, you know. But now there's a price
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: to come back. Now there's a price to get back. Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and and and and and if he can pass the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: test and pay the price, then okay. But of course
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: your friends and family are gonna say you shouldn't have
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with him. Okay, they don't women, they
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: say that all the time. But it's totally up to
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you how you feel about it, totally up to you.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: So what if he wakes up in the middle of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the night and you're standing over him with it but
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: your knife the price you pay? I don't know, Thomas,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you said, it's the price you pay, Yeah, ding over him. Yeah,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you may not be. It's wild. She may not be
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: all the way over it. It's that's allegedly you're standing
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: over I didn't say allegedly. Okay, you just all the problem.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I said what I said, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am, meaning
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I think, what sure, it's not that easy. She's just
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: not you know. Of course they take it literal. It's
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it's okay, they got scared, didn't they knife? Standing over us?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: How you want us to take that part right there?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You don't? Yeah, yeah, that's what. Yeah, you're lucky. We
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: saw Okay, that part right there is Steve Harvey. All right,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: moving on, This is our last one. Harold and Al
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Jeers says, I live with my lady friend and her
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: twenty seven year old granddaughter. I'm legally blind, but I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: can hear really good and I know this girl is.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I know this girl is sneaking men in and out
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: of the house when my lady is at work. My
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: lady said that blood is thicker than water, and I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: better stop snitching. Do you think she choose a girl
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: over me? Harold, Harold, listen, you're trying to see this. Harold,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Haro are you blind? And a whole lot of people
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: gonna take you in now you're gonna get put out there.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get put out to one place when they
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: let you stay. Now, she didn't told you blood is
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: thicker than whatever water water, which means you need to
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: quitch snitching lead a grand baby a loan now, Harold,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you sitting up their head better than you've ever heard before.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: But you ain't seen nothing though her. You ain't seen
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm just telling you her that
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it could be the TV and that because that's what
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with. It was the TV. We was
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: watching Netflix, and that's what it was. And Harold, there's
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: nothing that you can provide that say it's different. Your
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: phone camera is useless. Come stay right there. No, I'm
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: right here though, Harold. Hell. I'm just trying to help
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you everything that you can use forever. This in your
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: case is your phone camera ain't well for damn her. Hell,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, dog. Hell, you can't set
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: up no ring camera system useless. How you can't do
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you ain't putting no baby monitoring the room. We're moving on,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Clo. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news where you're right after this.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening show all right. After walking the red carpet
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: at the met gala in a goal Versachi beautiful gown,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Cardi b stood on top of the bar Uh standard
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and encouraged guests at her after party to quote, take
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: a shot right now, everybody take a line. In a
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: viral video, Cardi tells a crowd, make sure you got
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: your drinks, make sure you do all your little lines,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: whatever the f you have to do. We got to
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: turn the f up. I want everybody dancing, all right.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: They were at a party. Cardi was hosting the party.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: It was Cardi's party, Cardi now insists it was just
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: a joke. She said she wasn't advising her fans to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: actually do cocaine. Cartie told her fans on Instagram Live
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: that she feels like she's a celebrity, that it's always
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: in the principal's office. Cardy went on to say, famous
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: turned me into a prisoner. Why can't an inward like
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey go on his show and make all these
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: type of jokes and it's funny this and that. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: make one joke as a hostess because I'm hosting a
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: party and he gets twisted. Why can't every celebrity joke
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: around and say slick sugar honey iced tea and say
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: f sugar honey iced tea. H Cardi at it. I'm tired.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I can't be myself anymore. If I could click my
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: effing feet three times and go back to effing twenty thirteen,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: when I was just a regular b dancing and making
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: money every single night, that is where I want to be.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: That's when I was me. Well, she brought her name funny. Now,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey say what I'm won't say what? Ain't mad
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: at me? No? No, no, no, She's not that's not it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: She's just saying you can say funny thing, but yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: she can't do it. Do you want freedom? No? See no,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all right now. It comedy is is handcuffed
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: these days because of councel culture. Cardi is a target.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Everything she says it's blown up because she's such clickbait.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Anytime you can put Cardi B on anything, you're gonna
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: get click. She's that famous of a person. I don't
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: think she really means she wants to go back to
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the day to strip it when she was just her
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and her because the money she make it right now
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: is on course. No, you're not fit to give that back.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That was part of the process that got you where
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you are. What I don't want young girls to think
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: is you could take the same route Cardy B take
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: to get to where Cardi B is because that may
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: not be your journey. You everybody gonna make it down
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: off that pole. I can tell you that right now,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: very few. So I don't think that's the message you
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: got to get out of it. But I agree with
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: her one. She can't say anything, she can't tell a joke,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: she can't say nothing, and she's sick of it, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I agree with that, you know, And you got to
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: watch every single thing you say, But I have to
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: watch some things I say. But I have enough experience
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: why I can file off. And then you know I've
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: come from. I'm in the history of being a comedian.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's all I was known as, so they kind of know.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: But I've had to explain a bunch of these jokes.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Not caught it. We hold on, Oh don't you think
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't been down to the principal's office more than
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: twenty five times. But still, in all of that, you're
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: allowed to be who you are. You're allowed to be
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. She's really saying that she can't be herself
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: anymore because, like you say, she is a target now.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Everything that comes out of her mouth, people are watching
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: and judging and criticizing her, you know. And that's a
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: part about fame that she hates so much. All the time,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: we stop him from saying that. Yeah, yeah, no, idea
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: what this morning show stops me? See we got an
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: eight second delay dump button on this show and praise
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: God for it and go out, but never go out,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: but they use it almost on a daily basis. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: almost on a daily basis. This team catches me and goes, uh, no, no,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: your brand, Uh that you can't say that, Steve. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And we use this dump button at least everything I
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: know we do so, but you're still you holding back
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: your thoughts, still holding back high you may really feel
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: about a situation, you just can't say everything. I don't
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: think it And so what right? That's right? And what
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you're saying to cart, what you're saying to Cardie B
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: is maybe she needs people around her, uh to stop
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: her like you have or something like that, you know,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: because she wants to be herself say whatever, but she
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: needs to know that she can't. She just cannot. You can't.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry at home. Yeah, I'm sorry. But that's that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: That's the culture we're in today. And a lot of stuff,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta know that, a lot of stuff
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that's out there about me on the internet, it's old,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: and a lot of stuff is cut up clips of
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: my talk show, stand up, game shows, interviews. It's a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: lot of years of that, and so people are cutting
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: it up and sometimes the context is take it differently too. Yes, Carla,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I think everybody is trying to get everybody though it's
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a gotcha moment. It seems like people all it is, yeah,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: are waiting for anybody to make a mistake, and when
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: they make a mistake or if they say something, then
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: it's like destroy them, cancel them. It's just it's mean. Oh,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it's all it is. That's all it is. It's a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: cancel culture. It's the worst period of time we've ever
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: been in for comm or for making statements of your own.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And here's the biggest problem. You now have to not
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: only can't you say what you want to say, you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: now have to agree with everything everybody else says or
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: you considered politically incorrect. Ye, if a person comes up
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: with an ideal or an ideology and you disagree with it,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, you on the ounce with
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that whole group and that culture. Now you anti this.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not anti anything. It's just listen to me. This
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: is who I am. I don't agree with what you will.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: So my opinion. Now that I don't agree with you,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: now I'm I'm I'm not Now you my job, Well,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm with what you are, So go ahead keep it
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: over there, all right, all right? Thank you? Coming up
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: at twenty minutes, after the hour. It's Mother's Day this weekend.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Junior has a Mother's Day poem. Yes, right on time, Junior.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: show well, ladies and gentlemen, whatever you're doing, stop because
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: now it is time for Junior and his Mother's Day poem.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, sir, but let's steve ladies and gentlemen. It
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: gives me mixed emotions to tell you this because of
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Here we come. It is a segment
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that we've grown till I have grown to regret. It's
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: called jay Rap, acronym for Junior's ragged ass poem. Man
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: jay Rap. Let's go here. Thank y'all so much, But
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: it's Mother's that I couldn't let it get by with.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I put my pie in a paper. This is Mother's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Day poem to all the mothers out there. I did
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: this for y'all. Here we go. Title of the poem.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It's called Happy Mother's Day. Nothing deep, there's just that's
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: the title of the poem. Here we go. I wrote
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: this poem to say Happy Mother's Day. I'm saying it down,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: but it's not till Sunday. I won't be on the
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: air on Sunday, so I say it now. All I
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: can say is thanks and wow. I wanted to sing
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to all the moms a special song I might be
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: able to sing, but I wrote this great poem, So
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: that is what I decided to do to say Happy
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day to you surely and Carlin, You're not my mother,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: but you're especial to me and the others. All moms
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: are especial because they uplift and tell me, please buy
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: your wife a gift. We're not gonna tell you no more.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: All moms are the best, especially ours. That's why I
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: decided to order my mother some one eight hundred flowers.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: The end killed it. Why put in and everything? Why
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: buy your wife a gift and get just so one
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: hundred flowers? We are not buying what I'm trying to
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: tell y'all. Thank you Lord for the junior. Could you
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: do me one favor and repeat the line in the
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: poem where it says say it now, go to read
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that stands or say it now, and then the following line,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta find it off. It's okay. So that's what
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I decided to do to saving Mother's Day to you.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: That's the one. That's the line. The last line is
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: now and you. That's why I wanted to say it now.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And that's why I said this. All the mom's especially
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: because they're uplifting. Top, please tell me buy your wife
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: for gift. All the moms are the besiness, especially hours.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: That's why I ordered my mom's one hundred flowers. No
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: read back, go back for real, Top, go back. We
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: just started. Okay, go ahead and go ahead and go ahead.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I wrote this poem to savvy Mother's Day. I'm saying
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: it now because it's not till Sunday. Go ahead, keep going, Okay.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I won't be on the ast Sunday, so I say
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it now. All I can say it's thanks and wow, Daddy,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: go that's the line I'm looking for. So one more
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: time read that last the last two lines. I won't
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: be on a Sunday, so I say it now. All
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I can say it's thanks and wow. That part what's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: wrong with that? It's a mother's day part now, said Assassa. Wow,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: thank you nailed it, nail as always going up at
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: thirty wow. Wow. We'll talk more about this Dave Chappelle
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: situation right after this you're listening to the show, all right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: So the suspects Steve that stormed the stage at the
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle show at the Hollywood Bowl is a wannabe
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: rapper that goes by the name of No Name Trapper
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and TMZ reported that he is a rap song titled
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle on his album. His real name is Isaiah Lee,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: and Dave's team stepped in and gave Isaiah a pretty
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: good beatdown, with Jamie Fox and Busta Rhymes in the
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: mix helping to pummel him. Isaiah was booked and charged
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: with felony assault with a deadly weapon. He was carrying
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: a replica handgun that had a real blade on it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: After the attack, Chappelle joked that the atta hacker must
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: have been a trans man, and that comment has sent
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the LGBTQ and transgender community and an angry frenzy of
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: negative backlash for Dave Chappelle. So that's where we are
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: right now with this. Well, well, listen, first of all, comedians,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: we are sending the signal all these copycatters copy that
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some resis. You know. Chris Rockers in
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the audience as Dave's special guest, and he went up
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: on stage and said, was that Will Smith saw it funny?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Chris's back, Yeah, Chris has recovered. He's doing fine. No, Um,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the message is being sent clearly. All of you. This
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: into copycats. Just okay, please take note because just the
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: way it's gonna go down. I want to thank Buster,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: because Buster got hands for Shell. I'm wanna thank Fox.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I want to thank Chappelle's special task for us and
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: the condition that they put this boy in that ambulance
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: in he in bad shape. Now, as far as the
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: trans community, I don't know nothing about that, but I
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: think the problem is the real problem here is that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Dave was attacked on stage. The joke, the joke he
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: tried to make after that. What's probably because there's something
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: material he's written, and that was his reference to that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody settled down, It's okay. He was just talking about him. See,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: this is what I want people to understand. When a
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: person makes a joke about a certain person, if you
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: want to make it about the whole group, we're gonna
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: have problems. Because he was talking about that guy right there,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and of course he was using one of his old
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: references is what he must have been this or that
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: because he's gotten flat before. Maybe this is one of
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: him coming. But that's it. It wasn't another attack on you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: But if you want to make it that, you can.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: And now we lose sight of what the real problem is.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Somebody attacked another perform on stage, which is the real problem,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: right that that's where the problem is is. But now
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: see we're in a we're in a we're in a
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: society now where you can't even have a problem that's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: bigger than our problem. Oh so skip that, man, run
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: up that Why you say this, Well, damn donkey just
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: got attacked. Yeah, we don't want this to become the norm.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: His way to work through it was with jokes. Uh
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: uh uh fuck. I mean, let's Chris Chris runn up
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: on stage and say, was that Will Smith funny? Yeah? Now,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: and he was attacked and he referenced his own attack.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Dave says that must have been a blank now and
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: now he gets attacked for that. Come on, y'all, the
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: problem is he was attacked on stage. You can't make
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: everything about you, Okay, That's all I'm saying. Man, It can't.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Everything can't be about Look when a person makes a
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: joke about a one particular person any time about everybody.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: You know, if you make a joke about a black person,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you're talking about all of us. If I'm making a
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: joke about a white person, we're talking about all white people.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: That's that's the problem I see. Please put running up
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: on these stages, y'all. Please. Yeah, it's gonna get back.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: That's that's man and trying to make this a normal thing,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, and his weapon got past the metal
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: detector and all that. This is a series. Absolutely, it
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: is Carla all right. Coming up, it is the nephew
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: with the prank phone call. Right after this you're listening
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: show coming up in about four minutes after the hour.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is a
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: slap in the face. That can mean anything, but we'll
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: find out in just a few because right now it
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for today. What you got for his nap? What's on
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the menu? You know what? I got? K dog on
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the menu today? Kay dog owned the menu. Now, everybody
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: got a dog in the life. Everybody know a jay dog.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Everybody got a like I got a t dog. You
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: know that I know. But just right here, this is
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: kay dog, old dog, little little doggie. Yeah, it's a
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: bunch of dogs. Snoop dog. Yeah this ain't snoop, but
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that on be a great frank now, snoop dog. Shivel.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: This would be good. Okay, okay, this is right here,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: has K dog. Y'all take a listen. Hello, you know
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach y'all. I'm trying to reach Terrence. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: this is Terence. Who's this? This K dog? His uh,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: his brand, his branding. Your brother, Yeah, that's my brother.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: He locked up while was up. Okay, yeah, cool, Hey,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: look I just got that. I was actually, uh, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: was locked up with your brother. We was on the
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: same two together. I was, you know, that was kind
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: of like my boy right there. I took kill him.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: He told me that he was. He had been writing
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you to tell you and you was, you know, letting
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you know how I had been taken care of it,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you know, while we was locked down or whatever. I
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: know he don't get off for another couple of years,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: but like he told me that when he was writing
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you that you know, y'all that already got is situated
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: that you know you was gonna take care of me
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: when I got out. So you know, I, like I said,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I just got out last night and I wanted to
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: come by and pick up the first ten grand. You
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: know sometimes this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: wait wait how much? Did you just say? Ten grands? Yeah?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: You know, I mean he told me he had already
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: wrote you and told you what was up. Oh bro,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't talked to my brother over a year, dude,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So ain't hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on right?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You know? Okay he told nah. You know, Peter told
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: me that you you got me straight with the first
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: ten grand when I first get out, and then a
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: couple of months later you will hit me with the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: list ten grands and just twenty grand. Wait wait wait
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: that's twenty grand. Bro. I got a wife and kids,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I got a families take care of. Ain't no, I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: ain't got ten grand to did with. I gotta feed
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: four kids and the wife. Okay, okay, so what you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: hold Look how man? So what you're saying, Brandon was
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: lying to me the whole time. What I'm telling you
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: is just locked up eighty man to say anything say,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: ain't no ten grand over here. You know, twenty grand
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: over here. You want to get it, Brandy, gonna need
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to wait two years till you get out and deal
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: with that. You get No, No, no, it ain't it
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: ain't it ain't fenning. It ain't been all like that
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: player Niga. Hear what's sensed to go down? Okay, Nah,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'm coming over the fradin coming over ten grand. The
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: first ten grand is old old frad. Now what I
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: ain't got the first First of all, what you need
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: to know is just right here. I don't kill nothing
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: about going back my thing. You're just right here, just
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: paper supposed to be rid. I took care of your
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: brother all these years while I was up in there
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: keeping people up off of them on the third till
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: and now you're fit to come to me. You're fit
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to come to me. Nae. I got to put it
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: in his work is now y'all ain't been to pay up.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: It ain't fenn album like this. Yeah, that's what I'm
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: telling ya. Doesn't put it in work to provide for
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: my family, me and my wife working. You telling need
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna come over here Friday to get ten granded.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't even got bo that's locked up. Hey man,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: look I'm not I'm not. I'm not gonna uh, first
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: of all, all this bagging pool, but like this zill,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: this ain't nothing to not do. You understand, I don't
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: do that. I don't go banking food. I don't let
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you know what it is. It's ten green being on Friday. Now,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: if you need to try to reach out to your
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: brother's uh locked in. You didn't talk to him. But
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like the zeal, I'm coming looking for Terrence, and I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: looking for my ten grand. That's this, that's I, oh
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: LETTI you ten grand. I put some tims up beyond
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: you come over here to my house to my family
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: about you're gonna get ten grand with my no great
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: brother that's locked down? Hold on, hold on because see
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna remember around and take this your way.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, what did you just say? Go him?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: When I get over with us? What you say? You
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you bring your my house with my family here, I'm
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: gonna put some tims up here. How about ten thousand
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: dollars and then another ten and a couple of months
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you lost so damn blind, I ain't got them. Grant,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I'll work my often you're gonna tell me that you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: want ten grand another ten grand in a few months
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: of taking care of my brother while he locked up.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody tell you take care of him. That's a girl, man.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Let him take care of the self, Me and my
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: family and the bell just out of so much I'm dumb. Hey, hey,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: hey dog, look at I'll understand all of it that
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you're seeing, but you but you got to look at
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: a mine. For the last three and a half years,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I've been over here taking kill and he telling me
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna take care of me. So I don't know
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: what's going on. What I do know? Ill though, Fried,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this frid I'm coming to get teen grant from ten
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: so you got the six this right here. Anyway, you're
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: gonna feast so I and that's just it. Right there,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: come Fried, I'm in. I'm in front of your house.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Down what wait, hunt on? What wa? Hunt on? Kate dog?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: You say, your man, Kate dog baby from the third
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: decade down from the third till three tills on the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: side of my left. I don't done three decades. You
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: probably don't want dad in the street and then jail
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you probably, But I'm gonna tay something you bring over
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: here to my house, try to me, my wife and
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: my kids. Thing gonna go down like you think it
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go I'm gonna give you anything I got
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: then some them you come over here, you're gonna be
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: laying down. Bro, I'm gonna be wood gonna be laying down.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You come over here and try to me and my
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: family and my kids. It ain't gonna happen that way.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You Okay, Then that's then that's that's where we are
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to him, baby, Then we just we just gonna to
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: this up a Friday. And then because I don't makee
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: me know, I ain't got ready to talk out, we
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: gotta wait to no Friday, kay, dog, we gotta wait
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to find I'll meet you somewhere. You're gonna like you
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: think it's gonna go down. Once I get you anything
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I got and lay you down, I'm gonna be in
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: there with my brother Brandon whooping his putting me into
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: he doesn't got your I don't call you how you know?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: First of all, if you ain't got the ten grade,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you might well going on brain you not anyway get this?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't you need to get you out here and get
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: a job like everybody else. I don't care how long
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you've been in and everybody got a job. I'm busting
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you won't tend didn't work for that ten grand and
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: get you out here and wash cars such grand. Hey, man,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna tell you? Know what your
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: your brother? One thing about him? He was right about
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you though, he was right about you. You know what
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm gonna tell you what thing else he
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: told me about Joe? What? What the hell did he
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: tell you about me? He told me to tell you
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: who I really was. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harpin Morning Show. Your sister the FA got me
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to plant phone call you. Who is this man? This is?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: This is This is nephew Jommy man for the Steve
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey barn to show your sister. The Vita got me
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call. You get them? I didn't. I
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: hadn't let up a cigarette in the house. I couldn't
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: smoke in the house. The Vita. I'm gonna get hut
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: you all right? Man? I am? You had me on
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: ten like ten grand? Come to my wife. Man, It's
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: all good, man. I gotta ask the bat and I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: mean the saddest radio show in the lane. Man, you
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: know what it is is Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: gonna make me go see my brother. Now it's holidays,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go see that man in jail. Man,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Now you have it. K dog baby, k't dog dog. Hey.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Let me let y'all know this. Miles A given weekend,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Miles a given weekend, that's when I give back. That's
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: the June twenty four through twenty seven. It's in the end,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: old bib, that's right, the end. Oh, we're doing service project.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: We got a golf tournament, we got a brunch, we
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: got a party, you got we got everything. This is
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: party on the golf course. If you can't play, come on,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: because I can't either. We're gonna have a whole lot
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: of fun. And the long and the and the loan
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: drive Champion Troit Mullers would be there with me. That's
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a bad, bad girl. That girl hit a four hundred, y'alls,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I can't hear two hundred. But we all out there
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: having a good time. Come and enjoy the sties. I'm coming.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, all right, coming up next today Strawberry Letter
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you about my lunch party from my
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: brand new candle collection. The subject of the letter a
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: slap in the face. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, guys, I want to
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: tell you about something special right before we get to
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the strawberry letter. Mother's Day, of course, is this Sunday, right,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and I have a special treat for you. I'm introducing
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: my brand new candle line. It is called the Love Connection,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: the Love Collections, that is what is called the Love Collection.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Just in time for Mother's Day. If you're in the
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Atlanta area, please join me this Saturday, May seventh, from
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: one to four pm at merge Co. Merge Co is
• 53:54
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• 53:57
  Speaker 1: It's called merge COO. It's a black owned company. It's
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: low Kate. It directly above the Gucci store on the
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: second floor in fits Plaza. I want to see you there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I definitely want to meet you. Let you um see
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: my candles. Hopefully you'll like them. You'll take one home
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: for your mom, or for yourself, or for your workplace,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: for your office, wherever you like candles. Uh, they work
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: everywhere and I do want to say thank you to
• 54:22
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• 54:28
  Speaker 1: They are on the way. They are on the way.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, thank you. And I'll see you
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: on Saturday, Junior tomorrow, see you tomorrow. I will be Therey.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You will be there. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Yeah,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: going to the Maude told me they told me not
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to call. Well, I mean, I'm sure everyone is gonna
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: want to see you, but you know, well, you know,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: it'll be a little different thing. They just asked me
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: not to call. You can't go to the mall, but
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I want William. You can't go to funerals. You can't go. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna know. I can't get nowhere. Dog kind
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: of a good thing, a bad thing, you know. Yeah,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you're too famous. Yeah, but I know you're gonna be
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: there with me in spirit. I know you are, and
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I know everybody if Carla, I know you're gonna be
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: there in spirit. Uh, Tommy Junior, Junior, you'll be there
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: in you guys. Yeah, Mississippi mon, I'm about Jackie. Your
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: candle might the fact that's your mother. Jack gonna be
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: a nice boy, boy, boy boy, but your wife, No
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: damn candle for Mother's Day. That's nice for somebody else, Tommy,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: But you're going there that one damn candle. Yeah, think
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: about it more than one. Okay, Well, I don't go
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: there with the six candles. Okay, go ahead. After she's sniffed,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: that's it, because she's gonna be looking upside your head. Okay,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I got the candle, thank you. She's gonna love it.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: It'll be a great mother's day, all right. Listen, let's
• 56:18
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• 56:20
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• 56:37
  Speaker 1: We got to what it is, probably love subject a
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: slap in the face. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: year old engaged woman. I met my fiance while in
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: the military and we hung out for two years before
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I had sex with him. He had a girlfriend at
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: the time, and I was having fun being open sexually.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I shared my sex stories with my fiance, who was
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: my good friend at the time. He'd been begging to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: sleep with me, so I finally did it, and I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: allowed him to record it too. He got a new
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: assignment and he had to leave town right after that,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: so we did a lot of sexting. Then I had
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: a bad car accident and my leg was severely broken.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: My long distance lover slash friend moved back to the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: city to take care of me. He proposed and then
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: moved in with me. He cooked, cleaned, and gave me
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: sponge bats. We even found a few sexual positions that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: didn't hurt my leg. I was hit by a major
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: retail delivery truck and I was due for a big settlement,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: so my fiance took me back and forth to court.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: He was my everything, well until recently. The other day,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I was lying on the couch and I overheard my
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: fiance on the telephone with his brother. He told his
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: brother that I've got lots of miles on me, but
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I have a good heart, so he's going to stick
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: beside me. Especially since I'm about to be rich. He said,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: he doesn't love me, but our friendship is great. Then
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: he told his brother that he'll probably never marry me
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: because he would always wonder if every man he sees
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: had slept with his wife. That was a slap in
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the face. I thought he loved me. He told me
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: that that part of what he said was true. That
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: part of what he said was true, but not all
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: of it. He has begged for forgiveness, but I'm still
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: very hurt by his words. If he can't leave my
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: past in the past, should I put him out and
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: cancel the wedding? Wow? Well, first of all, sorry about
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: your accident. And you asked if you should put him
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: out and cancel the wedding. I think you should. I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: think you most definitely should cancel the wedding. Why would
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: you marry someone who you hurt with your own ears
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: say those things? He said, he doesn't love you. He said,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: you know you've got a lot of miles on you.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: He said he's always gonna wonder if every man he
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: sees did you sleep with him or not. I mean,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: love is essential to any marriage, and he said it.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: He doesn't love you. I think he's with you for
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: all the wrong reasons now, because you know you told
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: him everything, which I don't know why you did that.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: You told him you know, about about the men and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: all that. Uh, and you made movies of your sex life.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you would do that. He said,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: he's sticking around because you're gonna be rich. You know
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: what more do you need to convince you that he's
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: not the one? You know? I think you should, Um,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, move on with your life?
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: How about that, Steve? Um? I don't. I don't even know.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Why are we discussing this? This is a rap? Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: on so many levels. When we come back, I'll tell
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you how many levels. I'm gonna read the letter, and
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: every time I read the letter, I'll tell you what's wrong. Okay, okay,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: all right, sounds good? Is that all right? We'll be
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: back with part two of Steve's response. Yeah, we'll be
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: back with back. I'm not only gonna respond, I'm gonna
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: clear it out for okay, all right, all right. At
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, we will have part
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response. He says he's going to clear
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: it out for you. Ma'am. Subject a slap in the face.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to show,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: The subject is a slap in the faith. Well, the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: slap in the face you produced yourself. I just want
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to say this, This slap in the face was self
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: induced and self produced. There was the mistakes in this
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: letter from the get goal. Let's just go through all
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: of them, and I'm just gonna read the letter and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: then I'm just going to share with you the mistakes
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and it's all gonna make sense. Shirley and Steven. Shirley,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty year old engaged woman. I met my
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: fiance while in the military and we hung out for
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: two years before I had sex with him. Now you
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: think it's going okay, But here's the problem. He had
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend at the time, and I was having fun
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: being open sexually. Here's the problem. I shared my sex
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: stories with my fiance. Well, at the time, you didn't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: know it was gonna be the fiance, y'all was just
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: buddies hanging out. Well, women, you should never tell your
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: sexual escapade to a man. Never and fellas you shouldn't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: tell yours to a woman. It's no way, no way,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: all right? And I shared my sexual stories with my fiance,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: who was my good friend at the time. How many
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: times I got to tell y'all, women, stop thinking a man,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: it's just your good friend. I hadn't told y'all that
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: good friend. Now we fiance, I keep telling y'all. Anyway.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: He had been begging to sleep with me, so I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: finally did it and allowed him to record it to Now,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: here's a problem. He's been begging to sleep at you.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Why I thought y'all was good friends. Now he was
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: begging to sleep at you because he heard about all
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: these freak stories and he wanted to join in on
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: the party. That's what that was. And then I allowed
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: him to record it too, because that's what you do.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: He got to record an idea from you, because that's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the fun open sex you've been having. See. He got
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: a new assignment and had to leave town right after that,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: so we did a lot of sexty. Then I had
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: a bad coccident and my leg would leg was severely broken.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: My long distance lover slash friend moved back to my
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: city to take care of me. He proposed, and then
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: moved in with me. Now, this is a little bit
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: out of order, young lady, and I know it is
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: because he moved back, because he knew the accident, how
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: it happened, what caused it. He knew you in court settlement.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: He knew all of this. Now he moves back to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: take care of you. He cooked clean, gave me sponge baths.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: We even found a few sexual positions that didn't hurt
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: my leg. I was hit. Now here's the information that
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: you should have said before. You told me that I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: was hit by a major retail delivery truck and I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: was doing a big financial settlement. So my fiance took
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: me back and forth to court. He did all that
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: fo he proposed. He did all That's reason you got
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the sponge bab And men ain't that nurturing. Man don't
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: not make good ass nurses, We really really don't. We
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: got to you got to already be the wife, and
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: we got to already be in love for you to
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: get this treatment. We moved back in sponge baby wiping,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: washing and all this year cooking and cleaning. Na. Hell no,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I was hit by a major retail delivery truck and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I was doing a big financial settlement. So my fiance
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: took me back and forth to court. He was my
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: everything well into recently, can't hear me go? The other day,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I was lying on the couch because you got that
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: leg see, and I overheard my fiance on the telephone
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: with his brother. He told his brother, I got a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: lot of miles on Well, you'dn't told him about all
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: the miles. Remember when you was telling him all your
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: sex stories and when you was having fun being open
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: and sexually you got you got a lot of miles
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: on you. You told him or the miles and you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: ain't even told him all the miles. So he throwing
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: in some other miles. You got a lot of mileage
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: on you, ladies. I have told y'all when you first
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: meet him. Man, the maximum that you've ever slept within
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: your life is three. That's your max number. I don't
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: care if it's thirty three. Your number is three. You
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: got and shut shit, damn mouth. It ain't his business
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: if he find out more. Letting him go find out.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: The number is three, all right now? He said, you
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: got a lot of miles on you, but I got
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: a good heart. Then he told his brother, so so
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: he gonna stick beside me, especially since I'm about to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: be rich. Get it chat change. He said, he doesn't
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: love me, but our friendship is great. Okay. Then he
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: told his brother that he will probably never married me
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: because he would always wonder if every man he sees
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: has slept with his wife. That was a slap in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the face. Once again, this is a self induced slap
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: in your face, because he wouldn't know none of this
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: if you wasn't busy running your damn mouth thinking y'all
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: was just friends with y'all turn out to be fiance
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: And the only reason y'all turn out to be fiance
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: because you got hit by a large retail delivery truck.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: So now you just a little cute as Tracy Morgan
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: sitting over here. You just a little cuteyan. Oh you're
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: just sitting over in there whole week. A large retail
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: truck smashed into your ass. Now you just a little
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: cute ass. Tracian Mogan. Yeah, I thought he loved me.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: He told me that part that he said it was
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: not true at all. He begged for forgiveness, and I'm
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: still hurt by his words. He came leave my pass
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: into passion. I put him out and cancel the wind,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: and you have no wind, and he just told you
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna never marry you. Thank you, all right, lady,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Steve. Lead up to your comments on today's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters on Instagram Steve Harvey at them. Also check
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Now coming up
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: next to the Sports Talk with Junior right after this.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: All right? Sure, here's what's going on in the world
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: of sports. This came out of not in Nashville. Quarterback
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Ryan Towne Hill says he saw therapy after the playoff
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: lost last season against the Cincinnati Bengals where he threw
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: three interceptions, and he said, but he's ready for this season.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: But he said, you know, playing quarterback is a very
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: hard job, and you know, he just felt like he
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: just could not be himself and he had to go
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: see third. But see, he's doing a whole lot better now. Hey,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: hey man, hey, hey, hey, listen to me. Listen to me.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Mental illness is real, but we're gonna
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: all quit jumping on this bandwagon. Now, yeah, that's student
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: three interception. Don't nobody in Tennessee want to hear about this? Here?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: You took your ass to therapy, that's fine, and then
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: your ass can't quarterback quit. We got boar from Liberty
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and here he don't need therapy. You need the quarterback.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Then he got to sit up here and talk nobody
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: about know how Look man, look, look, look mental, this
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: is real. Everybody gonna quit jumping on that damn bandwag
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: because they got that board from Liberty and ain't nothing
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: wrong with him. You got to go talk to somebody
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: because you didn't threw the intercept. Stop throwing the damn interception?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Wrong with you? So I ain't gonna go talk nobody
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: about it. I bet you that quarterback as hard hey
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: be ahead of a radio show, was hard being he
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: hosted family feud is hard. He'll be a judge on
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: TV and you end up in the law school. That's hard.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you what's hard. Your car for three years
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and hard ain't had to go to no damn therapy. Shore.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I asked her in this feeling, play this game just football.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You didn't play to since you was a little boy,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the hell you need therapy? Phone now, pimp killed me
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: with all this here go ahead this here man iginlations
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: to Dusty baker Man. He because the first African American
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Major League baseball manager to win two thousand career games.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: So shout out the sun. Baker Man. You don't think
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Dusty needed therapy at one point, first black, it was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: hard to be the first black, first black game show.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: You know how hard you'd be the first black? You know,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: her first black. Let's take a different stance. You asked
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: the Britney Grinder as wrongfully detained by Russia. That means
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: that they will no longer wait for it to play
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: out in Russian court. They're doing everything they can to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: get her home now. The w NBA starts today, actually
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the season starts today, so you know we're rooting for Brittany.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: She's not playing today, No she's not, but that they
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: they've changed their stands sundaytime. They just want to get
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: home now. And also to night NBA asking her sixes
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: eat Phoenix Sons in Dallas. Uh u who you got tonight? Man? No,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a two and old with Miami. Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: two old Miami no, Yes, it's two old two old
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: hole other way too. Yeah, I ain't got nobody, man.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I want Phoenix to come out to West, but they
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna know if they're gonna be
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: a beat Golden State. We got to see what happens
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: back right, they'll get it together. Thank you, Coming up
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after that.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You're listening show? All right, nephew, we take it over
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to you. Now, what is bothering you? What's wrong? Now? Right?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: So right here, this is called tight situation, right, tight situation.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: We don't want you to judge it. We just want
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: you to help the person get through it. All right,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You got two people, male and female. They have gone
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: to a hotel. They are both married, but they are
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: not married to each other. Now the man has a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: heart attack and dies. What is the female opposed to
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: do at this point? Yeah, get up and go home.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I admit it. Tight situation. Murder rap on her? Yeah no,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: you just get up and go home. It's a heart attack.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Hey no, when you left he was sleep. Get up,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: go home. You ain't got nothing to do with that.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: You work out the time or the heart attack. You
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: ain't got to wipe your room down. You was in
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: there because they're gonna find something. They got footage or something.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: They're gonna find something. But all you got to do
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: is just going in. When you left, he was sleep.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: You went in't have to talk about something. He seemed
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: like he was medicated, and you just walked out the room. Okay,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: it didn't work out. I couldn't call his wife. He
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, I ain't judge and I'm just helping
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: next case. Yeah, wow, Okay, that's a tight situation. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: you asked me not to judge. I didn't you ask
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: me to help? Okay? You ask home. Now we're trying
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: to call nine one one and all this hit you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: on the number. No hart attack. You ain't no medical doctor.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Well what did she say when they questioned her after
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the fact, Now that you told her to go contact
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: with We were talking and he just went to sleep.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I went on, So I'm not a doctor, I'm not
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: able to I don't mind married though. If they come
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: by the house, what is she supposed to say? You know, hey,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: look I went by the hotel he was he was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: an am Way distributor. I was thinking about signing were
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: playing washing powder. Yeah, I was thinking about signing up
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: and then I got there and he fell asleep and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I just left. But man, he's not in the amway.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: That's what he told me. Her husband, Why did you
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: go to the hotel? I don't know. I thought it
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: was office with a bat in the roof. That's why
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I stood up the whole time. I just standing up.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: They're talking about distance something maws and then allso when
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I walked in with that mini skirt on, he saw
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: me and he just laid back. I said, we both
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: want to be laying back. I went on home, going home.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he thought was gonna happen, but
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: that wasn't it. So you left? So to Her husband
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: believes that No, I didn't know. Ain't what you believe.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but what were nothing to do is I'm
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: being here and you know, having sex and we never
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: fingna get that far this conversation. They never finn get
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: to that right there. So she's not gonna confess to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: her husband. No, no, no, I don't know how the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: bed got messed up. Maybe when he had that heart attack,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: he was grabbing for pillars And do you ever tell
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: the truth. I mean, you know, I don't know. You know,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask me how the little fitted sheet corners
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: got tol up. When you have a heart attack, you
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: grab stuff, that's all I can tell you. And pull
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: them corners up on that fitted sheet. I don't know
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: how that bed got messed up. I know I wasn't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: in that with it. You grab stuff, Yeah, you grab
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: stuff when you have a heart attack. She's telling the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: police and her husband that anybody want to hear this story,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: can hear, because it's nothing to change, you know what.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: But we what we not fing to do with be
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: talking about it? Gonna be the boss. So no, we're
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: not fit to be talking. That's not what's fitting to happen.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing to do that, though his wife wants to
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  Speaker 1: talk to her. Talk what you need, sweetie. You need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to your man because obviously you know he's dead.
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  Speaker 1: You were the last person to see him alive. Where
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  Speaker 1: he lied about the amway package. He did not have
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  Speaker 1: a car, he didn't have an ant way card. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm shy, but that's what I went down there,
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  Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, woman who
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  Speaker 1: was believed to be dead, stopped her own funeral. We'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you about it right after this. You're listening show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is a scary story. Listen to this. A woman
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  Speaker 1: in Peru banged on her coffin lid as she was
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  Speaker 1: about to be buried at her own funeral. Sho relatives
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  Speaker 1: opened the coffin and saw that her eyes were open.
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  Speaker 1: A week earlier, the woman was in a car accident
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  Speaker 1: and she was pronounced dead and taken to the morgue,
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  Speaker 1: but she was not dead at all. After opening her casket,
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  Speaker 1: her family members rushed her to the hospital and she
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  Speaker 1: was put on life support, but she died shortly thereafter.
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  Speaker 1: And uh they made sure she was really dead that time, Okay, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: before they had the funeral and everything. So this sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a scene from a movie or something. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this believable, can you guys? Yeah, as a family member,
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  Speaker 1: you know they weren't black. You know they weren't black.
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  Speaker 1: We opened that casking and then my ass was open
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  Speaker 1: out to die right there. I'll tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: day was black and you ow your eyes shut that cask.
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  Speaker 1: We fen the harem had this feeling. This ain't evenupposed
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  Speaker 1: to be happening. Let's shut this lead. Let's get out
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  Speaker 1: here where it passed that. Let's go, come on, let's
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  Speaker 1: go to death. We didn't rent of this building, pay
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  Speaker 1: for this casket. You're going, you're going in the ground.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't collect it all this damn money. We're out
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  Speaker 1: here dating Fried just chicken over Irma's house. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: funeral today? All right, Morning show coming up with thirty
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: three minutes after, we'll play a round it. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening to show? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: have sex on a trampoline or have sex in a
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  Speaker 1: death's death chair? Trampoline or death chair? We jumped right
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  Speaker 1: into it. Would you rather? We trampoline? We keep We're
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  Speaker 1: jumping into it on that trampoline. Boom up and down, baby, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna break this chair. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: hurt myself in this. Definitely. Ain't never gone like on
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: a trampoline. No, no, no, and you haven't even I'm
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  Speaker 1: the only one done it on trampoline and in the world,
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  Speaker 1: the only one. You don't even understand what can go
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  Speaker 1: wrong on that trampoline. I'm gonna be in this desk
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  Speaker 1: chair working, all right, would you rather work as a
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  Speaker 1: flight attendant or a deckhand on a yacht? No, I'm
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: being flight attended. Flight attendant. Yeah, I don't been on
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  Speaker 1: the yachts. Now you can have that. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to do all that. Now you got to cater to
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  Speaker 1: the ass on the yachts. I'm nothing to do all that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be up in the air where I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you how to really flight for ten
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  Speaker 1: this damn all right? Would you not have your tech please?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Just a flight attendant Harvey here, we're about to take off.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you bags under your seat in front of
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  Speaker 1: you or you know, overhead. If you're having trouble or
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  Speaker 1: we'll come take you back, you'll throw it out the window. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we need everybody being quiet. Listen to me. Put them
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  Speaker 1: damn mask on. Don't let me walk down this hour
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  Speaker 1: and see what our mask gonna slept. The sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea, that's all it's gonna be. And I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. Anybody back hea't doing anything that you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be doing. It's gonna be hands. I'm throwing hand. Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to my airlines. I'm flight attendant. Harvey checking out
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  Speaker 1: if you need anything, well, he'll check with one of
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  Speaker 1: the white people on flight. Pure up you out any
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  Speaker 1: even that we've got the mask drop down out there,
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  Speaker 1: cover your own damn self. I'm out this something that
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  Speaker 1: right now doing any way. You won't do it, but
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get up out of here. This is a
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  Speaker 1: flight attendant, harky one thing right here? All right, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Last one? Would you would you rather be
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: stranded on an island with a model or with a
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  Speaker 1: famous chef chef cook? Yeah, I'm building island with this model.
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  Speaker 1: Case we don't get found, no mohil Yeah cool, I
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  Speaker 1: can coo think the model gonna get it? Yeah? The
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  Speaker 1: roasting ants he roasting ants we got Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing that grasshop of suit flame. We ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to eat. I can figure out what he eat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, coming up, Thank you. That's our round. I
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  Speaker 1: would you rather for today? And coming up it is
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and we'll have some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks of course from the one and only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour right after
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  Speaker 1: this you're listening show. All right, guys, here we are
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the week. This is Mother's Day weekend. Happy Mother's Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have a great Mother's Day. All the women out there, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all the moms, all mothers, single mothers, the sisters, grandmothers.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day to y'all, ye mothers, Thank you, guys, guys,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. M hm. That's one of the hardest jobs
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  Speaker 1: in the world, being a MoMA. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not no, it's not tom me. It's the hardest job.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't one. Yeah, it ain't. I ain't seen nothing
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: top of that. Nothing. You know, you aren't here wrestling alligators.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: That's sher damn business at the water, you know. Yes,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I like that correction, Steve. Yeah, uh huh. First bringing
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: up another human being. Yeah, so my wife, Jackie, Happy
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day, babies. You're one of the greatest mamas I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: ever seen. You are incredible at it, amazing, she is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I always hear about you something for mother all that's
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  Speaker 1: great type of but put some I'm with that. No,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: but did you hear what he said? The kids? I
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  Speaker 1: hope kids buy you something for Mother's Day, because that's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: day my MoMA I never got leave that alone. Little
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  Speaker 1: three miles down the street. I'm gonna buy my mom
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  Speaker 1: or something. I'm taking care of my mama. Y'all take
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: care of y'all. MoMA. We see y'all that dinner for
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Mama's day. Yeah. See, how do you think it would
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: be if men could have babies and all of that?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: You know, like, it's eight billion people in the world
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: right now? Huh yeah, probably be honestly speaking, Yeah, who
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: was up to me and you got eight billion? I
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: probably be about about forty eight people population. It's hundreds
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: or no white we're not and all of us I'm
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: not even doing it that all of us would know
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  Speaker 1: each other. Everybody's forty eight people in the world. Yeah,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: you ain't no men to do what y'all doing. I'mnna
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: tell you right now about forty eight on be plenty
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: of space though you can get. You get all the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: room you need. Yeah, that's I think I'm having morning sickness.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna get through the daylight.
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  Speaker 1: So in closing, y'all got anything y'all want to ask me? Well,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: that was one question about mother. Iied it off with
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: that one, Okay, all right, so forty eight question. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's your earliest like, your earliest childhood memory. Oh, I
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: can go all the way back. One of the great members.
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  Speaker 1: My father took me to a carnival and want me
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  Speaker 1: a huge pink bear, A huge pink bear. I don't
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he wanted, but I never forgot that.
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  Speaker 1: I was very small. We lived in West Virginia. I
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  Speaker 1: never forgot that that was one of them. I just
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what he did to win it.
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  Speaker 1: I just know my father took me to a carnival
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  Speaker 1: and wanted me this huge pink bear. The bear was
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: bigger than me. You were walking around with it at
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: the carnival. He had to carry so you were short.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: So you were short? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was, yeah, baby, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And a matter of fact, I was. I was about
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  Speaker 1: four and I was the same height as you are now,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: shot as heir. So see, I know we've asked you
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: this before, but where'd you get your sense of humor?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Was it from your mom or your dad? My father then,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: clearly was. My father was humanly incredibly funny man. My
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  Speaker 1: fathers tell me all the time. When I became a
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: community said, boy, if I grew up in a different times. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: I was where to god. I went out and got discuffling,
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  Speaker 1: like you bore, you good boy, you good. Look at
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  Speaker 1: all these people he came one time. See my father,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: just come to see me all the time. He sat
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: down on the front row. The show was sold out,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: so they put a fold away chair for him and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: my brother on the front row, and he sat next
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: to some people, had a meet and greet, and one
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  Speaker 1: of the ladies he that sat next year was at
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the radio station and he sat down. As soon as
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: he sat down, the lady looked over and he said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's my board there. She said, really, if
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  Speaker 1: the hard and my board, I'm his daddy, I'm miss daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Look at all these ends in here. Can't see this boy.
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  Speaker 1: He told that to the lady working the radio. Stay
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  Speaker 1: look at don't even ends and he can't see this boy.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Turned around here about five thousand people in there. My
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  Speaker 1: daddy was there. That was where he was. Man. Funny
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: as hell, man funny. My father said, so much funny stuff.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: That's why I got it. He's a barbecue man. Just
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  Speaker 1: entertained I should sit over there on the side just
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  Speaker 1: watching because you know you weren't allowed to talk grown
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: folks back there, No not some of that man and
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: watched and listened. I'd be behind that garage. They'd be drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be holling, laughing. I go to school the next
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: day and tell the exact same jokes, cussing in all
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  Speaker 1: start all dog I had. I had a level of
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: sense of human that way more advanced than the mother
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: eight year olds here with the coloring jokes. Figure out
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: what the little created as scalliwags in here talking about
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: looking at me? Like what what? Where you get that
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: from my dad? I never blues and all this, all
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: them kids, and there was this little songs and stuff
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: that I was the blue I bb keen little Milton Man.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: You know I was the most depressed eight year old
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: in the world. My baby left me. Boy, you is
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: a baby baby left for you talking about Barbie Man.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: It's a great storyteller, Steve, you really are. I love
• 1:26:02
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• 1:26:06
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• 1:26:09
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