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Steve's Jobs, Comedy Roulette, BBQ Budget, MTH, Wrong Thought Timing and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all?
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  Speaker 3: Soon given them the bus and boozy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Show, I don't joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta.
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  Speaker 6: Do that.
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  Speaker 7: Love. You know you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: I got to turn the mouse.
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  Speaker 1: Turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the
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  Speaker 5: word of the money.
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  Speaker 1: Jopod me.
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  Speaker 8: Come come out, you think, Ah huh, I sure will
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  Speaker 8: of Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 8: on digny now, one and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 8: radio show today.
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  Speaker 9: It's real simple for everybody that's trying to become successful
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  Speaker 9: on any level, in any arena, any genre. I don't
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  Speaker 9: care what it is. If you're trying to be successful,
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  Speaker 9: this message is for you. Let me help you understand
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  Speaker 9: something real clear. You ain't gonna make it the way
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  Speaker 9: you want to, and you're not going to make it
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  Speaker 9: to the heights that's fully out there and available for
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  Speaker 9: you without God. And I'm just keep it real simple
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  Speaker 9: and clean for you today. You're not going to make
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  Speaker 9: it the way you want to, and you're not going
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  Speaker 9: to get to the heights that's available to you without God.
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  Speaker 9: You have to get this through your head. Try it
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  Speaker 9: if you want to, because I did. I'm here to
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  Speaker 9: tell you I am talking purely from experience. Here you
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  Speaker 9: can try it without God, and you can see how
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  Speaker 9: far you can get. Will you have some measures of success?
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  Speaker 9: Of course you will. Will it feel like days like
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  Speaker 9: you might make it? Of course you will. But let
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  Speaker 9: me ask you a question, though. What you're gonna do
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  Speaker 9: about them days when you feel like you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 9: make it. When you're gonna do about them days where
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  Speaker 9: it feel like there are no answers to your questions.
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  Speaker 10: What you're gonna do about them days?
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  Speaker 9: What you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing
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  Speaker 9: that you turn it against you. What you're gonna do
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  Speaker 9: about them days when you just don't see no way
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  Speaker 9: through it?
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  Speaker 10: What you're gonna do about them days? I got the.
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  Speaker 9: Sunshine, you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends? When it's
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  Speaker 9: sunny outside. You want some friends, hit the lotto, You
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  Speaker 9: wanna get rid of them friends, Go ask for some help.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 9: I'm talking about man. They scatter like roaches when lights
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  Speaker 9: come on. I'm trying to tell you, so, now here.
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  Speaker 10: We go again.
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  Speaker 9: You can do this without God now because I've done it,
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  Speaker 9: and you can have yourself some measure success. Let me
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  Speaker 9: even hip you to a little bit closer, though, let
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  Speaker 9: me tell you why you are doing it without God
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  Speaker 9: and having some measure of success.
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  Speaker 10: Can I tell you why?
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  Speaker 9: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
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  Speaker 9: his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
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  Speaker 9: of ourself, for the real mission that He really got
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  Speaker 9: for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,
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  Speaker 9: now what we're talking about, NASTI see. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: you can do it without God, and you can have
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  Speaker 9: some measure of success without God. And yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 9: yeah you got your little degree and everything, or yeah
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  Speaker 9: you completed the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA.
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  Speaker 10: But don't you know something.
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  Speaker 9: It's because of God's grace and mercy that he helps
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  Speaker 9: us anyway, well even when we ain't asking for help,
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  Speaker 9: when he bails us out anyway, when we ain't even
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  Speaker 9: ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because
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  Speaker 9: He love us that much that he would allow us
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  Speaker 9: to exist until we get our mind together where he
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  Speaker 9: could take us away, really trying to take us.
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  Speaker 10: Let's get this real straight and clear. Today.
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  Speaker 9: You can do this without God if you want to,
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  Speaker 9: but I'm telling you to get to where you really
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  Speaker 9: want to be and to be all that God has
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  Speaker 9: for you. You got to have God. There is no
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  Speaker 9: ifs ads but about it. And let me tell you
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  Speaker 9: this here. I don't really care what nobody then told you.
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  Speaker 9: Are you listening to me? I don't care what they say.
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  Speaker 9: Don't get this thing twisted. They got these people out
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  Speaker 9: here talking about they illuminatis and all. Listen, man, don't
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  Speaker 9: listen to me. Don't get caught in this mess. Don't
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  Speaker 9: get caught in no foolishness. You were created by God.
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  Speaker 9: God created you and your soul. We were all created
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  Speaker 9: in His image, all of us. Don't get to talking
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  Speaker 9: about you.
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  Speaker 10: Finish.
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  Speaker 9: Cut a deal with the devil in all you ain't
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  Speaker 9: cutting no deal with nobody.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 9: The devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking
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  Speaker 9: you to hell. You going to hell. You're burning here,
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  Speaker 9: that's his deal. I want your soul. I want you
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  Speaker 9: to lose hope. I want you to take your life.
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  Speaker 9: I want you to take some other people's lives. I
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  Speaker 9: want you to feel hopeless. I want you to realize
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  Speaker 9: that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal. His
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  Speaker 9: whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you in
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  Speaker 9: the deal in drugs if you want to. But let
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  Speaker 9: me tell you something about this. I watch these shows
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  Speaker 9: all the time, drug inc And all this here cocaine mafia.
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  Speaker 10: Everybody on now go to jail and get killed.
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  Speaker 9: Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because
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  Speaker 9: they thought they can outslick the system. They thought they
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  Speaker 9: had away, they thought they sitting up been here and
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  Speaker 9: they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do
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  Speaker 9: what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
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  Speaker 9: the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
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  Speaker 9: is because, like I say all the time, you didn't
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  Speaker 9: do what you were supposed to do. It is but
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  Speaker 9: because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and
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  Speaker 9: God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.
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  Speaker 9: Got some angels and camped around you until you get
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  Speaker 9: your mind right so he can get you where you're going.
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  Speaker 9: But now I want you to understand something. There's a
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  Speaker 9: cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we do.
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  Speaker 9: This outside the will of God. That's for all of us.
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  Speaker 9: All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we
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  Speaker 9: got to deal with outside of the will of God.
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  Speaker 9: Understand that clearly, don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
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  Speaker 9: understand me.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 10: I heard a young man tell me one day.
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  Speaker 9: He said, Steve, you know, man, I just don't see
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  Speaker 9: how God looking out for me, if he would allow
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  Speaker 9: all these things to happen to me. I'm having such
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  Speaker 9: a hard time in my life. I really don't see
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  Speaker 9: how there's a God looking out for me. I looked
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  Speaker 9: at a young man. I said, in the man, ask
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  Speaker 9: you something. Man, you're still breathing. He said, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 9: standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.
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  Speaker 9: He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,
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  Speaker 9: are you? Said no, I'm standing here talking to you.
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  Speaker 9: I said, where you get them clothes from?
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  Speaker 10: I bought him.
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  Speaker 9: I said, well, you bought them with what I bought
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  Speaker 9: them with money. I said where you get the money from?
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  Speaker 10: Young Joe.
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  Speaker 9: So I got job, mister Huh, I got job. I said, well,
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  Speaker 9: well where you live though? He said, I got apartment.
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  Speaker 9: I said, well where you the apartment from, mister Harvy,
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  Speaker 9: I'm working. I got an apartment. I got a job.
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  Speaker 9: I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
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  Speaker 9: looking out for you. Think finish finish telling me what
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  Speaker 9: you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
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  Speaker 9: hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you
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  Speaker 9: are you hungry? Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: already had lunch yet. I said, oh, okay, okay, so
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  Speaker 9: gone finish telling me about this how God ain't looking
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  Speaker 9: out for you? He said, oh. And you know, man,
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  Speaker 9: every every time I try to do something, it seemed
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  Speaker 9: like it go wrong for me. I said, but lett
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  Speaker 9: lim in the man some man, I say, every time
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  Speaker 9: it go wrong for you, I say, somehow you survive it.
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  Speaker 9: He said, yeah, yeah, I survive in some kind of way.
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  Speaker 9: But it's still be all messed up on me. I said,
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  Speaker 9: but but you still got through it though, he said yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I said, okay, man, gone finish telling me how how
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  Speaker 9: God ain't looking out for you? And he stopped. He said, hey,
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  Speaker 9: miss Harvey, He said, how come every time I tell
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  Speaker 9: you something that's going wrong, you keep telling me God
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  Speaker 9: looking out for me? I said, because you're still here, man,
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  Speaker 9: I said, See, you don't understanding. I said, you've seen
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  Speaker 9: the that you're supposed to just you're supposed to skate
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  Speaker 9: through life. That is all supposed to go how you
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  Speaker 9: want it, any kind of way, I said, Man, thisesus
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  Speaker 9: the test to your faith, I said, God looking out
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  Speaker 9: for you the whole time. I said, every time you
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  Speaker 9: tell me something going wrong, are you seen to turn
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  Speaker 9: around and tell me how you survived that. You keep
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  Speaker 9: telling me what ain't going right, but you keep telling
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  Speaker 9: me all these things you have. I said, man, so
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  Speaker 9: what you gotta do is you got to stop looking
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  Speaker 9: at the what you ain't got column and start focusing
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  Speaker 9: on what you do have column. But if you ain't
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  Speaker 9: happy with nothing heat and done for you, you want them
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  Speaker 9: to keep piling stuff on. I say you fail in
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  Speaker 9: the test, young man. The test is are you grateful
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  Speaker 9: for where you are right now? So I could give
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  Speaker 9: you more so we can move forward? He said, oh, man,
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  Speaker 9: I never even looked at it like that. I said, well,
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  Speaker 9: why don't you take your blessed selfh on somewhere and
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  Speaker 9: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
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  Speaker 9: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, son.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
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  Speaker 9: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
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  Speaker 9: our God y'all. You got me today. All right, let's
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  Speaker 9: be clear, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 9: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It's about to go down.
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  Speaker 9: What you're talking about, Steve, What I'm talking about every
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  Speaker 9: more the start of something grand, the start of something new,
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  Speaker 9: the start of something spectacular. You know what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 9: because it's about to happen to you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 10: It is on and cracking.
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  Speaker 4: Here we are the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Give it
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  Speaker 4: to me, damn it, give it to me.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa than you can quite as what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stop him. I'm too hot. They won't.
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  Speaker 3: Up shut up.
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  Speaker 10: Back then, they won't.
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  Speaker 4: That's the only thing.
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  Speaker 9: The only thing I miss about stand up is walking
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  Speaker 9: out gosh and walking off.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: What does that feel like? How does it make you feel?
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  Speaker 9: It's like it's the most incredible thing because as a
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  Speaker 9: stand up what can never replace stand up? It is
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  Speaker 9: simply the purest form of adelation that you can get
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  Speaker 9: from a crowd because it's only a base on your
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  Speaker 9: ability to provide enjoyment for them. You're not you're not
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  Speaker 9: pulling at their hard strings. You're not you're not taking
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  Speaker 9: them back down memory lane with their favorite song. You're
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  Speaker 9: not doing sing alongs. Ain't no such thing as a
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  Speaker 9: joke alone. Come on, come on, do this one with me, y'all.
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  Speaker 9: Two three people walk in the bar.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, you know it, everybody.
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  Speaker 10: Come on, black man, white man, Chinese man, Come on, y'all,
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  Speaker 10: y'all know.
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  Speaker 4: This is a joker.
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  Speaker 10: On is none of that. It is the purest form
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  Speaker 10: of adolation that you can get from a crowd.
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  Speaker 9: And when you kill it, and I mean a ninety
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  Speaker 9: minute set, just you and you stand there for ninety
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  Speaker 9: minutes and you deliver gut wrenching laughter and you walk off.
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  Speaker 9: Oh my god, Oh my god. It is unbelievable. It
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  Speaker 9: is unbelievable, man. And when you do it well, and
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  Speaker 9: then to top all of that off, God has given
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  Speaker 9: you the incredible gift that you can earn a living attic.
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  Speaker 10: Oh man, oh man, oh man.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: So let me just say quickly good morning to everybody
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  Speaker 10: on the show that yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: One more time.
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  Speaker 4: Give it to me. Let's trap it out.
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  Speaker 9: Let's just trap it all the way out today. Let
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  Speaker 9: me set up the show for you. Keep on day,
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  Speaker 9: don't stop we got the c l O coming up.
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  Speaker 4: We got.
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  Speaker 3: We got.
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  Speaker 4: Oh we don't know, we'd be back with it.
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  Speaker 3: Just show you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. It's time to run that prank track.
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  Speaker 12: Triple casket, run that cask.
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  Speaker 6: Jacins Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.
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  Speaker 4: How you covin? How you doing?
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  Speaker 12: My name is Brandon Man Brandons. Uh okay, I'm calling.
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  Speaker 12: We've got somebody that uh has passed, actually three people
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  Speaker 12: passed away. I thank you for that, man. It was
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  Speaker 12: kind of expected. Uh so you know, it wasn't something
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  Speaker 12: that caught us off guard. But you know, but all
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  Speaker 12: in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing our
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  Speaker 12: loved ones. But uh but I wanted to give you
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  Speaker 12: all a call. We're trying to pick a particular funeral
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  Speaker 12: home on who we want to uh take care of
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  Speaker 12: the service. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I can definitely help you with that, and uh,
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  Speaker 6: once again, I just want to to you know, just
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  Speaker 6: to let you know that we can pretty much do
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  Speaker 6: the whole game. That we we can make sure that
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  Speaker 6: your need to take them from you know, from from
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  Speaker 6: now on we're here for you. Want to get that out.
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  Speaker 6: Uh what is your mean uh you said three people, sir?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, U.
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  Speaker 12: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys
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  Speaker 12: customize caskets?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving. Uh even have a
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  Speaker 6: new thing where we can put the picture of the
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  Speaker 6: person on the outside like a semi gloss coating.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of hours. Yeah, I don't. I don't need
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  Speaker 4: that on no goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen
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  Speaker 4: what I want to do.
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  Speaker 12: Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize
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  Speaker 12: a casket that can accommodate three people?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, like we can. We can customize each individual casket
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  Speaker 6: for each individual.
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  Speaker 12: No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask. What
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  Speaker 12: I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,
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  Speaker 12: like I said, my could they was all close? You know,
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  Speaker 12: I don't have a problem with all three of them
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  Speaker 12: being in the same casket.
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  Speaker 4: I get you.
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  Speaker 6: Uh, you know, to my knowledge is as far as
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  Speaker 6: I've been in this business, I've never or uh, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not really sure we can actually do that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, what's the problem if we can
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  Speaker 4: get them all in there?
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  Speaker 6: Well, sir, I mean I think that's a I don't
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  Speaker 6: even think if For one, it's legal in this state
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  Speaker 6: or any state. Uh, three people in one casket and
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  Speaker 6: ethics wise, I uh, that's not really something that can
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  Speaker 6: I say that we actually you know.
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  Speaker 12: But if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you
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  Speaker 12: ought to be able to put as many people in
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  Speaker 12: there if you make it deep enough and wide enough,
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  Speaker 12: ought to be get three.
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  Speaker 4: People in there?
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  Speaker 6: Right? Well, the customization is is the outer side of
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  Speaker 6: the casket. And maybe you know some people even put
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  Speaker 6: TV screens on the inside or some of their their
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  Speaker 6: their loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. We customize it for that,
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  Speaker 6: you know. Color wise.
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  Speaker 4: Uh so what about when when is the person real big?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: You a heavyset person. You know, you gotta have a
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  Speaker 12: casket that can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay, so
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  Speaker 12: so you want to be able to put you gotta
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  Speaker 12: be able to put three people in one casket if
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  Speaker 12: they can fit, if you put two one way and
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  Speaker 12: one the other other way, and you ought to be
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  Speaker 12: to have all three of them in there at one time.
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  Speaker 6: Is there anybody else around you and your family that
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  Speaker 6: can help talk with me about this?
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking right now.
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  Speaker 12: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins
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  Speaker 12: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we
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  Speaker 12: get them in a casket that one casket that can
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  Speaker 12: accommodate three people if you put two pillows on my end.
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  Speaker 4: One pillow.
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  Speaker 6: That's not something we're really uh.
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  Speaker 4: That ain't something you.
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  Speaker 12: Used to doing, cap, But I'm calling you, telling you
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  Speaker 12: that's the way I want this customize. Man.
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  Speaker 6: A right, brother, Look, brother, brother, just to chill out
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  Speaker 6: with custins, all right.
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  Speaker 4: So we're trying to get three people are Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I have a standard plan. It'll be a low end
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  Speaker 6: standard plan for three individual caskets.
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  Speaker 4: That's all we ain't got.
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  Speaker 12: We don't have enough money for three individual caskets. I
• 18:05
  Speaker 12: keep telling you that we got room for one casket.
• 18:09
  Speaker 12: We just need to big enough. Man, if you could
• 18:11
  Speaker 12: get everybody in there and close the door.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: I'm not good. I'm not I don't want to go
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: the time.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: You ain't gotta go back and forth with me. Building
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: that I need to I can bury my family.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: I'm just really trying to help I'm trying to.
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: Don't you tell me you're gonna get three people in
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: the casket looking good.
• 18:32
  Speaker 13: We cannot do that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: You out of that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I'm the one going through bereathing.
• 18:37
  Speaker 14: I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
• 18:40
  Speaker 14: foul language.
• 18:41
  Speaker 13: We can't do it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Brother, you hear me, No, no, no, no, hold on
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: my cousin them said they wanted to use no sir.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: No okay.
• 18:52
  Speaker 12: Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people
• 18:56
  Speaker 12: and you gonna put all three of them in the
• 18:59
  Speaker 12: same damn caki men, two on one on one end
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: and one on the other. One.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Man, sir, if you're a drinker, just stop, I ain't nobody.
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: Let me tell you something. Man, Let me say this
• 19:09
  Speaker 12: to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes, yes it is, sir. Okay,
• 19:13
  Speaker 12: so Calvi Calvin.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Let me say this to you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: or Calvin, you gonna get your who you're talking to.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: That's what's going now, now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: I've been trying to be as professional.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: As I can.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: This whole conversation is as crazy as it is.
• 19:31
  Speaker 14: But now, ain't nothing crazy about No, no, no, no, no.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: You told you I want you to bury my cousin.
• 19:35
  Speaker 14: Come on down here.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: I got some places to put your body and your
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: cousin's body.
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: How about that?
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Huh are you talking about?
• 19:42
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Because you know you don't sound too damn confident. You
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: don't sound too confident, Calvin.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't the place
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: and I'm not the one you will be in the
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: ground messing with us.
• 19:55
  Speaker 14: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm you up.
• 19:58
  Speaker 13: How about that?
• 19:59
  Speaker 12: Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something. Calvin,
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: me and Tommy gonna be down there to date. Then
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: I'm bringing Tommy with me.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Tommy, huh.
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: This is a nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morney Show. Baby,
• 20:11
  Speaker 12: you just got Frank Calvin.
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: Yo, y'all have me bring the whip.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: I just want to know who.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: That works.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch what you drink?
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: You bet watch with you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: I'm on your to revenge red.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Hey, Calvin, give me this man. What's the baddest and
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:36
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: You know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Y'all got got me, Got Me?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: is time. Anything else anybody wanted to say about their weekend?
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: Because no, we ready, it's time.
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: I ask the CLO.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: This one is from Deshalla. She listens on our podcast.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: She says, I have three children, and my husband told
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: me he wants me to get back to the sexy
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: woman that he married. With three children under ten, there's
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: no time to be sexy. I usually throw on a
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: wig or a hat when I leave the house. My
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: husband hates that I love wearing sweats and shirt dresses
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: because the clothes cover up my great figure. I couldn't
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: care less. I had finally had enough of his criticism,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: so I lit into him and it started a big argument.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: He said he was only telling me that for my
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: own good. I feel like he's out of line. But
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: should I consider his opinion? Am I being too defensive?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 21:47
  Speaker 10: I think he could have approached it maybe a little
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: bit differently.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: I think he has every right to want more from you,
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: But then you have every right to not be able
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: to give more. Gave three children. I mean, damn, that's
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: a big To have three children is a lot. I
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: just don't think the average man knows what that is,
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: how taxing it is. And then to be a real
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: mother is to care about every aspect of the child's life,
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: which men don't.
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: Sorry but we don't.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: And so yeah, I want you to get back to
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: that little sexy being you was. Well, then he got
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: to start helping out.
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: That's right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 22:29
  Speaker 9: You gotta get somebody in here that can clean, and
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: somebody in here that can cook. That'll free up a
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: lot of time. Do you need somebody here to help
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: with the damn homework? That'll free up some more time.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: Do you need somebody to take them to all these
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: little games and practice in that school's activity?
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: See this here, I have time.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: There's three kids under ten, So you should consider what
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: he's doing. But you gotta explain to him what all
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: you do. And if he don't get that, then you
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: should have him take over the duties that you're doing
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: all of them so he can get a glimpse of.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great answer. I love that answer, and it was, Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: it's all in your delivery. Sometimes all right, oh Freda,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: And DC says, I'm a thirty four year old single
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: woman and I'm attracted to a man that is a
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: little overweight. We hang out together and flirt, but when
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: he talks about us dating, I get scared because of
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this weight and what people might say. I like bigger men,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: but my mother and my sister are very judgmental. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: would have to be. I would hate to be embarrassed
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: on a date if someone stares at us or makes
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: a rude comment. Should I follow my heart even if
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I have doubts about this guy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you should follow your heart. But let me ask
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: you a question.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: How big is a.
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: People looking at you in batteries?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Little overweight?
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: Well, but she says she like big o me, And
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: how much bigg are we talking? But really, if that's
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: what you like, then the heck with your mom and
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: your sister. He might be a great guy, treat you
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: really really wonderful. But now it's gonna be something come
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: with the weight. Now, what you know, like you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: like you got to think about you know, sleeping and
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: you know waking up and you know rolling over and
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: then you know, like he be laying in. Then you
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: fall in that crease and then he forgets you there,
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: he roll over and answers smoke, it's a lot of
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: stuff right here, and then swap and snoring in his weight. Yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: you know, the big people got the snows. Skinny people
• 24:34
  Speaker 9: snow too. But when you got that weight on you,
• 24:36
  Speaker 9: you really gonna snow, you know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 12: So.
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: But if I was you, I'd go on to date
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: the guy. He might be a great guy. You can
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: get him to lose weight. You can get a man
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: to lose weight. You can't turn us nothing dude into
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: a great guy, though, So if you got a great guy,
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: help him with the flaw.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: You know that's a great point. You should say that again.
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean it's real simple. You can take a
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: guy with a flaw. You can help him with his flaw.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: You can't turn a nothing guy into a great man.
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: But you can take a great man with a flaw
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: and help him with the flaw. You can get him
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: to eat right, Tell him you love him more. Why
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: don't you put the proposal to him? Why don't you say, hey, look,
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: I love to consider taking this, but I really want
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: you to be healthy because I don't want to fall
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: in love with a man that's not going to be here,
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: so let's start dating. But I want you to actively
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: work on eating better because I want to be healthy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: I want to live a long life. If you present
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: that to a man, he'll go, WHOA wait a minute,
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: I get this chick if I just start eating baked
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: chicken instead.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Of fried chick.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Because she says she's attracted to him.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just a big sexy right now.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: That's gread big hoff and that's acts from love sexy.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: She did not say all of that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Why did you get all of that out of a
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: little way.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: About what people gonna say when they see see them
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: with each other, that's what it is. That's embarrassing. That's
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: that's that's that's embarrassment. Fact, there's no such thing, is it?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 26:18
  Speaker 12: What?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on. Did you say all you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: need is to say you're a little overweight?
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It's shamed in a small town, that's it, just in
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a small town. Says I'm a twenty seven year old man,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and I had an ugly breakup with the woman I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: dated for three years. I cheated on her a few times,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and she broke up with me. Since then, she's told
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: everybody that I'm terrible in the bedroom, and I'm the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: tiniest man she's ever been with. I feel like every
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: girl has heard the rumor, and I know for sure
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: all of my boys have. My uncle said when he
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: was young, one of his friends was called tiny because
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: his wife told everyone in town that he was tiny.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: How can I stop this before it gets worse?
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you got to move though.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Small town.
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: You're not FeelA fix that. You need to get up
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: into a big city. You ain't go from small town
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: to big city. Your reputation is gone. You ain't ever
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: getting it back. You ain't ever getting it back on
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: the way you can get it back.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You ain't.
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: You ain't gonna be able to do that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good for cheating.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: You gotta release photos online, shop editor photos yourself. You know,
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: biker shorts with big prints in it. That's what you're
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: gonna have to You got to move to Atlanta, homie.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you so much. Great as usual,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning. I got to ask the guys, what
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: was the best summer job you ever had? And what
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: job would you not do again, no matter how much
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you paid?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Steve, What job would I not do again? No matter
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: how much you paid that foundry at for a.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Motor come, Oh you you wouldn't do that.
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no.
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: The worst that you know?
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: The foundry I didn't like it, the assimilar nine at
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: four man. I have some cool people I worked with.
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: That wasn't bad. Going to work wasn't what I was
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: meant to do.
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: But uh, the Lincoln Electric is the worst job I've
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: ever had. I hated.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What did you do there?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: What did you do there?
• 28:45
  Speaker 10: I wrap coil wire. It's really tough. You know what
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: dies are.
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: Knives are these small round things that you pull wire through,
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: and every die gets smaller.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: So the wire goes through and compress it's and shaves
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: down and gets thinner and thinner.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: So let's say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: and what you're trying to get it down to is
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: a chord wire that goes inside of inside to speaker
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: wire and really yeah, so you put that through the
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: die and it goes through this machine at a high speed,
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: and every diet goes through, every six eight feet gets
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: small and small, and it wraps up into a big coil,
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: and then you got to box it up and put
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: it on the pallette. Now to break even, you had
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: to make two hundred and thirty eight boxes a day.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Wow, it'd be some days.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: I finished. I got eighty short.
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: Ugly, I mean, you know, but now you're gonna get
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: a guarantee. But to get the bone this you had
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: to make extra And at the end of the year,
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: guys was getting fifty.
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: Thousand dollars boxes sixty five thousand dollars. What you get
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: I ain't never get.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't even get a bonus period. Well what
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: about it? I mean, how can they do?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Why was it?
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Why was you so slow with yours?
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: I hate it? You just I hated man.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: I didn't like doing the mechanical work to keep the
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: line running, because you had to change ther dies all
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: the time, because the respect to come by and tell
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: you that your wire has a score in it, which
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: means a little scratch that means one of the dyes
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: is wore out and you don't catch it. And then
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: the inspector come by and x out all your boxes
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: in the box with the scores and it got to go.
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went up. Inspector come
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: it was, I hate it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, you're depressed telling us about it?
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: So that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What how old were you then?
• 31:08
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: Twenty three?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: M So that was one of your first like full
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: time jobs.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Right after?
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: Did you quit?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Did you quit or they fired you?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: I quit?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I made up the store.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: What did you say?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: What is happening?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You're not doing any business?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Oh the small business lock.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: Opened up?
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: Corpon clean coming down. I didn't have no longer. I
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: just wanted to walk out with dignity. Look had man,
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: we're gonna miss you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: You a good dude. Man, he was funny.
• 31:48
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: You kept us live in here.
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: Man with that?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Why I had been whooping your behind?
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: That please?
• 31:53
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: So sad telling her why I was.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Dying?
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Man, I worked midnight ship from midnight to eat in
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: the morning. I would be so so coming home. I
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: drive by my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy I would be.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: I missed my exit at least five times.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's switch it and ask you what was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the best summer job you had? Because that depressed us.
• 32:19
  Speaker 16: All.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: I got a job at a swimming pool as a
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: lifeguard and can't swim.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: That's the best job.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: In college.
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: I got a job at the swimming pool of watching
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: girls has a lifeguard and couldn't swim on that chair,
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: just hoping when nobody get in.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Did anybody ever get in a in a drastic situation?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: No?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Thank god?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Oh you got lucky man.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: I had all the life to ask some stuff over there.
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: I have so much stuff in the pool. I was
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: in the pool. One time one dude got in trouble
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: and I threw so much stuff in the pool he
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: could walk.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Out through a star phone. Cool.
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: I had so much more furnit than that he could
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: walk out.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So they didn't test you or anything to see if
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you could swim. They just hired you on the spot.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Well, what happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: of course it was a white guy at the school
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: named Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: So I went and I want you.
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: He said, are you Steve Darby? And I went yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: no proud. He said, well here you go handing me
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: that little red thing. He said, where's your shorts?
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, so I told him I having tomorrow. I just
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: brought my pants to that. I rolled him up and
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: set up on this chair. I'm lifeguarding with the lady.
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: Told him my name is Steve Harvey. I got paid
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: man about six weeks.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: What so Steve Darby never came back, the white guy.
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: I don't know what.
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: I have no idea what happened to this dude? He
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: ain't show up. Wow, Steve Harvey went on in there
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: and got the life opposite. Anybody had a drown in
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: that pool, they'd have been dead. But god, I can't
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: say nobody and wasn't about to jump in that deep
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: and this five foot.
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: And we know this just when a Margie tried to
• 34:26
  Speaker 12: get in the water in Hawaii. You remember that he
• 34:28
  Speaker 12: almost Yes.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: He did, Yes, he did that?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: And you did you ever learn to swim?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Steve?
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: I have get back.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever I fell off of.
• 34:39
  Speaker 10: I can swim good.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: And he got to get out way he got get out.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. It's time now for a round
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated as
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: an animal or as a human? Again? Damn around, but
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: if you came back as an animal?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Oh? Just I signed on.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Gott to find something to eat. I ain't got no money,
• 35:11
  Speaker 9: I ain't coming down in here, ain't got no money.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: I've done that before.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: The first part of your life.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: doing that. No, damn off, not with no money, no law.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: I don't want no parts of that. I want to
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: be involved in currency exchange. At some point of hope
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: somebody set a bowl of milk out.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Then hell, all right, okay, moving on? Would you rather
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: not speak for an entire year or would you rather
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: not here for an entire year?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: If I came here, then am I speaking?
• 35:50
  Speaker 10: I don't get it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: And I'm gonna tell you right now. If you can't
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: hear you, sug gonna sound stupid that you used to hear.
• 36:03
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: I have trouble pronouncing words and I can hear them. Boy,
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: if I can't hear you can hear?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: What is his ass talking? I think I want to hear.
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: Okay, so you can type, right, But if you can't hear, no, man,
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: I can't. But not talking for a year A lot
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: of writing though I can't hear a lot of writing,
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: A lot of right, I can't hear you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 10: The money I'm gonna be missing out on.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I can't talk, yeah living Yeah, right, these sets and
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hold them up.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: A lot of text cussing, a lot of text cussing.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: or swim the deepest sea?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: Man, Why that's up on that mountain. I'm gonna die
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: in that water. That's for damn.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Ain't getting the water, man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: But but I can't handle heights because of I get
• 37:04
  Speaker 10: out to sickness.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what she's gonna do? So we're going down the
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: way up or down the way.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Down, like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: that though, Okay, that don't make no sense.
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: I don't even want up there.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 37:24
  Speaker 10: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: in the top of every nothing.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So then you're going to the deepest seas.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't swim, So hell I swim, but
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I ain't going way down now.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather come in?
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: We didn't like today?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: after that, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: here's the question from Steve Harvey f M. All right,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it's says have you ever thought the wrong thing at
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Now? This email is from d He says, Hey, guys,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure it
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: would be nice if the old secretary would come back
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: for a few weeks and I will get some bookings.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Now I feel bad, favor Tommy. When was the last
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: time you thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment?
• 38:36
  Speaker 9: When was the last time you ever thought something wrong
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: at the wrong moment?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Too many times trying to clean it up?
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: But go ahead, yeah, okay, Well let me ask you
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: all this here. You ever been in church praying? Yes,
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: she'd have dropped her money and you still lock Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: all the way wrong and you lose your place in
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: the prayer?
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Man, who are in heaven?
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: Wow, high in the world, in your name?
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Did you make this right?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 39:20
  Speaker 11: Boy, look at all that kingdom, Look at him? Man,
• 39:25
  Speaker 11: your wheel be don all over this earth all up?
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: And now yeah, you know you ever done that?
• 39:33
  Speaker 16: That's who are It was just as good up it
• 39:36
  Speaker 16: was my relative laved there in the casket, and she
• 39:40
  Speaker 16: was in there forst the.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Same for the family.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I forgot who the hell.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Was laying up there at the funeral at your tell you.
• 39:50
  Speaker 16: Right there, always says her first day, once Charon had
• 39:52
  Speaker 16: walked up down, I forgot who the hell we was here?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Fulw that dress was tight?
• 40:00
  Speaker 17: Crazy hell.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I need to give a damn who it was.
• 40:03
  Speaker 12: But she was there, my lord, all right, I seen
• 40:09
  Speaker 12: somebody fall, super fine woman fall and dress blow way
• 40:15
  Speaker 12: up over front.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: He I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing, yeah,
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: at the wrong yeah time.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: And is everything you.
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: Thought about really getting wrong thing at the wrong time?
• 40:29
  Speaker 12: It was.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: Have you ever been praying and asked God to give
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: somebody a stroke.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Right there and see so you can go up there
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: and kiss them?
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: God, I know I asked him to actually shut down
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: somebody whole left side.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: You want to hear you want to do the mountain bout.
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, this is true.
• 40:55
  Speaker 9: I left a basketball game after high school one time
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: and the guy robbed me coming out of business corner.
• 41:03
  Speaker 10: That was the first time I asked the lodge I
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: asked God to strike. Somebody did. Yeah, I had nine dollars,
• 41:14
  Speaker 10: so they took nine dollars.
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  Speaker 1: So glad you're a change.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: I thought that would be a good time to ask
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: the Lord to do something for me. Of course he didn't,
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: and he ran off with the nine.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're a change man. Glad it is.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Have you ever thought the wrong thing at the wrong turn?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Is the question?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Question that was wrong?
• 41:44
  Speaker 14: Wrong?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay. I didn't been.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: I didn't been naked and ran out into the living
• 41:51
  Speaker 12: room and didn't know nobody was in there and asked,
• 41:54
  Speaker 12: could they just be blind right now?
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Please just be?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Did not see all this?
• 42:00
  Speaker 16: I'd had a six crisis, asked the nerd that came
• 42:04
  Speaker 16: in the room. I asked the Lord, could you please
• 42:07
  Speaker 16: please let us stay.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: My gown.
• 42:13
  Speaker 13: Too much?
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah? My gown.
• 42:16
  Speaker 14: Not?
• 42:17
  Speaker 13: I am?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Does she has?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Can you work here at night?
• 42:20
  Speaker 16: I've thought for all that wrong tap, I've actually unplugged myself.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: me more ignorance with today's prank phone call. That's right
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour right about four minutes after
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry letter. My subject for today my husband
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: needs to learn a few things. Okay, my husband needs
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to learn a few things. We'll get into that.
• 42:49
  Speaker 12: In just a bit.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Right now, it is time for the nephew and the
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for his neph What
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: you got?
• 42:56
  Speaker 14: This? Right?
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: Here?
• 42:57
  Speaker 14: Is?
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I left? I left my dream. I left. All right,
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: let's go get doc. I left my ring.
• 43:10
  Speaker 14: Along. Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister. Mister and
• 43:14
  Speaker 14: missus please all right, My name is doctor. I'm actually
• 43:19
  Speaker 14: trying to reach your husband, Clarence. Is he Is he available?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Chill?
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  Speaker 13: What reason you'll collin?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 43:26
  Speaker 14: Well, I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the procedure
• 43:29
  Speaker 14: on removing his gallstones. Who how's he doing? As any complications?
• 43:34
  Speaker 14: That's far more complication. Okay, well listen, Uh there's a
• 43:39
  Speaker 14: couple little bit of things I want to discuss with
• 43:42
  Speaker 14: you guys and see if we can maybe get them rectified.
• 43:45
  Speaker 14: Is he around? Oh?
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: What is in?
• 43:52
  Speaker 14: Actually? Miss Actually, when we actually did the procedure on
• 43:56
  Speaker 14: your on your husband and removing the gallstones, well, I
• 43:59
  Speaker 14: will say that there was a bit of a mistake made,
• 44:01
  Speaker 14: and I'm hoping that he can come back in so
• 44:03
  Speaker 14: we can kind of get it rectified. You know, it'll
• 44:06
  Speaker 14: be actually thirty minutes and he'll be in and out.
• 44:07
  Speaker 14: But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very
• 44:11
  Speaker 14: embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring
• 44:16
  Speaker 14: inside your husbins. And I understand, man, I say, I
• 44:22
  Speaker 14: actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I
• 44:25
  Speaker 14: actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping that he'll come
• 44:28
  Speaker 14: back in so I can actually take it out and
• 44:31
  Speaker 14: and he'll be on his way.
• 44:33
  Speaker 13: He's my last.
• 44:50
  Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, Hello, mister, how you doing this is? Doctor?
• 44:54
  Speaker 14: I actually did the surgery on you when you were
• 44:57
  Speaker 14: came in and got your gallstones removed. Remember that, I
• 45:00
  Speaker 14: will say this, missus Clarence, I actually made a bit
• 45:03
  Speaker 14: of a mistake when you were here, and my apology.
• 45:06
  Speaker 14: If I can actually get you come back here, man,
• 45:08
  Speaker 14: I can get you taken care of. But and then
• 45:11
  Speaker 14: this is just a big mistake on my apartment. When
• 45:13
  Speaker 14: you guys came in and I removed your stones, I
• 45:16
  Speaker 14: actually left my wedding ring inside inside of me. Yes, sir,
• 45:21
  Speaker 14: your wedding ring sir, I know this is crazy, but yes,
• 45:25
  Speaker 14: I have truly made a mistake and want to see
• 45:27
  Speaker 14: if I can get this thing rectified and get this
• 45:29
  Speaker 14: thing taken out. And I tell you, man, I've been
• 45:32
  Speaker 14: without my ring and my wife is raising holy hell
• 45:35
  Speaker 14: about it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 13: But you know, something back that we got a problem.
• 45:39
  Speaker 14: What do you mean?
• 45:40
  Speaker 13: I mean, I'm about to go back to work.
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: I really can't be going back into the operating room
• 45:45
  Speaker 14: for somebody.
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: To take a ring out of me that they left, that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: They left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: I mean you know, I realized your wife.
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: Might be upsetting. You need your ring, But at this
• 45:57
  Speaker 13: point that ring's gonna have to stay where it is
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: for a while.
• 46:00
  Speaker 14: I can't, ironically can't allow with that ring to stay
• 46:03
  Speaker 14: there another two or three days. I don't think you
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: understand exactly what I'm going through. There's no way I
• 46:07
  Speaker 14: can allow that. Well that, yeah, I got to go
• 46:10
  Speaker 14: back to work. But you know something I mean, you know,
• 46:12
  Speaker 14: I mean, you know we're talking about a bad, bad,
• 46:15
  Speaker 14: serious problem. You know we're talking about malpractice. I mean,
• 46:17
  Speaker 14: you know we're talking about me taking out more time
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: and work when I'm ready to go back. I mean,
• 46:21
  Speaker 14: you know, we're talking lawsuit all kinds of stuff here.
• 46:24
  Speaker 14: We need to get together. Can you hear me that?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: No?
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, Okay, my wife's a upset too. I mean,
• 46:34
  Speaker 14: you know I can't get back on an operating tape, cir.
• 46:37
  Speaker 14: This won't take the seconds it's actually for me to
• 46:39
  Speaker 14: snip that thing and get that ring out of there.
• 46:41
  Speaker 14: It won't take but a minute. I mean, you still
• 46:43
  Speaker 14: have the same incisions there. I can go right back
• 46:45
  Speaker 14: into where the same scar was and take that out
• 46:48
  Speaker 14: and keep it moving on. Go back into the same
• 46:50
  Speaker 14: if he's going to operate again. If you're cut me op, sir,
• 46:53
  Speaker 14: I promise you you won't even know I was there.
• 46:55
  Speaker 14: I'll go in there and take that ring out just
• 46:57
  Speaker 14: that quickly. Okay, but.
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: Let me ask you this here.
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: My wife. My wife is about to go crazy. I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: you know you got left ring in me. I mean,
• 47:07
  Speaker 14: you know, do you all have mal practice insurance? And
• 47:10
  Speaker 14: sad we have plenty of insurance. You know, It's really
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: more about what I'm going through at home. So I'm
• 47:15
  Speaker 14: doing this for young Yeah, pretty much here at this point,
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: I mean, no one actually from the hospital actually knows
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: what I'm actually calling you. Wow, wow, you know, I mean,
• 47:23
  Speaker 14: that's a big, big problem. You said something about malpractic. Now,
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: I didn't say anything about mail practice. You guys actually
• 47:30
  Speaker 14: said that. I didn't say anything. Okay, now let me oh, okay,
• 47:35
  Speaker 14: hold on, not darsh hold on. Uh well, now let
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: me ask you this here. Every time I've heard of
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: somebody leaving something inside of somebody, you know, it usually
• 47:43
  Speaker 14: end up being a situation where it sets up infections
• 47:46
  Speaker 14: and stuff. Well, that's that's eighteen carre goal. That's not
• 47:49
  Speaker 14: going to affect you at all. Yea, I understand what
• 47:51
  Speaker 14: you're saying. But good grief. I mean, I just I mean,
• 47:55
  Speaker 14: I didn't even want to do the first surgery, but
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: I didn't have any choice. You know what miss I'll
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: be is with you. I've tried to talk to you
• 48:01
  Speaker 14: and be patient with you. If I got to come
• 48:04
  Speaker 14: over and put some cord form up against your nose and.
• 48:06
  Speaker 13: Knock you out in order to perform this procedure to
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: get my ring, then damn it, that's what I gotta do.
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: Oh hold hold on that that what I'm supposed to
• 48:14
  Speaker 13: be doing.
• 48:15
  Speaker 14: While you're doing that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 13: You hear that what he said?
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: WHOA?
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: Come on?
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: You know I'm not gonna stand for these thtrets. Now
• 48:23
  Speaker 14: you know that's your problem with your ring. Now. You know,
• 48:26
  Speaker 14: up until now everything was cool. Now you got a
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: big problem.
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: I tell you it is. I'm at home right now.
• 48:33
  Speaker 14: You're at home with my ring.
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: You got my ring? You can time getting right now?
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: You right now? Okay, Now, I don't I don't have
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: a problem coming right over there to get my ring
• 48:43
  Speaker 14: because I want I need my ring back.
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: Let's do it. Come on over we got something bad
• 48:50
  Speaker 13: it down. Hey listen, I don't care what the both
• 48:52
  Speaker 13: of you are doing. The bottom line, Issy that you
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: have my ring. I got your ring. You just told
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: me I had it, and it's inside of it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 14: Whereas, sir, I'm not gonna continue to go back and
• 49:02
  Speaker 14: forth with you.
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: You're not gonna continue to do anything because you come
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: over here're gonna take you out. You already threatened to
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: come over here and put plural from him and know
• 49:09
  Speaker 13: knocking me out to go ahead and the side of
• 49:11
  Speaker 13: my body to come over here. Doctor, you've got problems.
• 49:13
  Speaker 14: I'll tell you what. I don't want any problems out
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: of your wife or out of you about who's reading.
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: That's only gonna take thirty minutes and everybody'll be happy
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: after that.
• 49:22
  Speaker 14: You won't make a big car capron down.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: I understand everything you say. I got one more thing
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: I need to say.
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: To the both of you all.
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: Are you listening to me? I'm listening.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: It's dust listening. No, I'm not really cause I'm already
• 49:33
  Speaker 14: tune you out.
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: Well, here's the last thing I need to say to you.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: Y'all just got prank by y'all. Niece Peaches. What would
• 49:47
  Speaker 13: I be that here? Nephew Timmy, Nephew tell me that's you.
• 49:53
  Speaker 14: Jesus me man.
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: Eu. You want Neste Temming and Nephew Tommy. Yeah, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 13: got your ring to.
• 50:03
  Speaker 14: My ole man, you're messing with my heart. Talk about
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: going back inside of my body? All right? Let me
• 50:08
  Speaker 14: let me let me speak to miss Dorr, Miss Dodge.
• 50:12
  Speaker 14: All right, hey, miss dog. I got one more thing. Now,
• 50:18
  Speaker 14: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 50:24
  Speaker 13: Linic Show with.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, you play too much? We want to
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: get my ring back. They was tag teamy. You tell me,
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: come on over here. I got some for you.
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: I got some for you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: He got to go to work. I got to go
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: to work. But then he said, hold on, my wife
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: not hearing this. Man, you're not going Alan July fifteen.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: He'll come that, nephew, stupid.
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: And ignorant, rehabilitated, redone refurbished. Oh my god, I am
• 51:19
  Speaker 12: What can I say? I'm back, Praise God. I am
• 51:23
  Speaker 12: up in here, up and running man Kapa outside training
• 51:26
  Speaker 12: incorporating my Pratt brothers.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: We got the.
• 51:28
  Speaker 12: Conclave coming, baby, The conclave is coming to Tampa, Florida.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Family outing on the River.
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  Speaker 12: Go to Kapa Capa Conclave twenty twenty three dot com
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• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Come kicking with the news.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. We gotta move on. Coming up,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. My husband needs to learn a few things.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 51:52
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• 51:57
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  Speaker 10: You know, Steve don't want to issue.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject my husband needs to
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  Speaker 1: learn a few things. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and
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  Speaker 1: I have been married for four years and the sex
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  Speaker 1: is terrible. We dated for two years before we got married,
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  Speaker 1: and we agreed to wait until our wedding night to
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  Speaker 1: have sex for the first time. I was focused on
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  Speaker 1: us having a great friendship as well as a spiritual connection,
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  Speaker 1: which would lead to a great sex life. He romanced
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  Speaker 1: me and did things to me physically. That's satisfied me,
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  Speaker 1: so I just knew he was going to be a
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  Speaker 1: great lover. Whenever he got freaky, he tell me all
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  Speaker 1: the things he was going to.
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  Speaker 4: Do to me.
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  Speaker 1: I had no reason to think he was as inexperienced
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  Speaker 1: as he is. I found out on our wedding night
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  Speaker 1: that he had only had sex twice and his last
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend with hell sex from him for religious reasons. He
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  Speaker 1: couldn't do half of the stuff he told me he
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  Speaker 1: was going to do to me. He tried to get
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  Speaker 1: the party started, if you know what I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: then he got so overheated that it was finished before
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  Speaker 1: it started. I have taught him all that I can
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  Speaker 1: about positions and what turns me on, but he is
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  Speaker 1: not able to last long enough to try them. I
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: have a high sex drive, so I end up finishing
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  Speaker 1: on my own. This man is only twenty nine and
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  Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight, so I need him to get some
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  Speaker 1: help with his inability to perform before this ruins our marriage.
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  Speaker 1: I suggested that he I suggested that he talk to
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  Speaker 1: some of his friends or a doctor about ways to
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  Speaker 1: improve sexually, and he blamed me for being overly experienced
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  Speaker 1: and impatient with him. I was celibate two years before
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  Speaker 1: the wedding, and I have suffered through four years of
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  Speaker 1: bad sex. So I'm not the one with the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I need that intimate connection with my husband. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help him be a better man in the bedroom
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  Speaker 1: without making him feel like he's a total loser?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I got to commend you because you
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  Speaker 1: with hell sex until marriage. Now Biblically, you know that's
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. I'm gonna I said that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, from a Christian perspective. Now I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you that you do have a major problem on
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  Speaker 1: your hands though, because bad sex is really worse than
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  Speaker 1: no sex, it really is. I mean, you get yourself
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  Speaker 1: all worked up. You know, you as his wife of
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  Speaker 1: four years, you've been listening to him making all those
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  Speaker 1: empty promises about what he was going to do to you.
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  Speaker 1: Then you find out he can't keep his promises because
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  Speaker 1: he's so inexperienced. But you know, there is a problem there.
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  Speaker 1: There is definitely a problem. Is the problem that he
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  Speaker 1: finishes before he starts, as you say, or is it
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  Speaker 1: just a lack of skills? I think it's a bit
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  Speaker 1: of both. It sounds like it's both and learning to
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  Speaker 1: you know, please your partner a woman that just you know,
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  Speaker 1: it just involves skills. You have to be taught that.
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  Speaker 1: You try to teach him that, and you know he
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  Speaker 1: got mad at you or blamed you. But I think
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  Speaker 1: being you know, premature sexually should I think involve a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned that in a letter, some sort of professional
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  Speaker 1: and older gentleman to talk to to learn what should
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  Speaker 1: you do, what moves you should make. I think he's young. Well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: both of you guys are young. He's twenty nine, you're
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight. You know, you guys don't have much prior experience,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, so you can learn these things things together.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely again think you need to talk to someone,
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  Speaker 1: especially him. He needs to sit down and talk to
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  Speaker 1: someone about this. What should he do and go see
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  Speaker 1: a doctor about his finishing before he starts problem premature ejaculation.
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  Speaker 1: I think your marriage is worth it. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you want you ready to go because you said before
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  Speaker 1: it ruins our marriage. I don't think he should be
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  Speaker 1: blaming you. I think the focus should be on him.
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  Speaker 1: I think him blaming you is just a defense mechanism.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's wrong for doing that.
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  Speaker 10: I really do.
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  Speaker 1: He's just, you know, probably at his wits end now
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  Speaker 1: because he can't please you and you guys have been
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  Speaker 1: married for four years and it's a problem. He knows
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  Speaker 1: it's a problem, so get some help. When you have
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  Speaker 1: a problem, you should try and solve it. Get some
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  Speaker 1: help with you know, someone like you said you mentioned
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  Speaker 1: that in your letter. I think that's a great idea,
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  Speaker 1: and I think it can help your marriage.
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  Speaker 9: Steve Nice response, surely ready, you can't come the truth
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  Speaker 9: Lord Jesus, I Jesus. Let my husband needs to learn
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  Speaker 9: a few things. Well, this lady been married to her
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  Speaker 9: husband for four years. This is the first line in
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  Speaker 9: the letter. We've been married four years and the sex
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  Speaker 9: is terrible. This is some bad sex, folks, or you're
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  Speaker 9: opening line. Ain't No, I love my husband. We've dated.
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  Speaker 9: He means the world to me. He's a great father. No,
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  Speaker 9: I've been married four years and the sex is terrible.
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  Speaker 9: Then she went on to start we dated two years
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  Speaker 9: before we got married. Then they agreed that the way
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  Speaker 9: have sex today wedding night. For the first time, you
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  Speaker 9: was focused on having a great friendship as well as
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  Speaker 9: a spiritual connection, which would.
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  Speaker 4: Lead to a great sex life.
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  Speaker 10: So you thought that's what you thought.
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  Speaker 9: You figure, if we buddies and we go to church together,
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  Speaker 9: we ought to have some good seck. Where in buddy,
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  Speaker 9: in church do you see great sex? I don't see
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  Speaker 9: that at all. Because you can talk, don't mean you
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  Speaker 9: can walk to walk through when.
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  Speaker 4: We come back.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, walk is shout.
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  Speaker 1: Well that part too Steve's responds coming up in twenty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. My husband needs to learn
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  Speaker 1: a few things is a subject. We'll get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subjects. My husband
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  Speaker 1: needs to learn a few things.
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  Speaker 10: Lady been married four years and the sex is terrible.
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  Speaker 9: That's how to let it started being waste no time,
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  Speaker 9: they ain't wasn't no lines in there about we love
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  Speaker 9: each other, we love the Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing that.
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  Speaker 9: We've been married four years. As sex, it's terrible, four
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  Speaker 9: ragged years of sex. I've never had four years of
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  Speaker 9: bad sex in my life. You got two times with me.
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  Speaker 9: You got the first time. I figured, okay, just first time.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe getting nervous all this kids. If the next time
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  Speaker 9: it's bad.
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  Speaker 4: We throw.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not married to that.
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  Speaker 4: We through, we through.
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  Speaker 10: We're not we're not getting married.
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  Speaker 1: They are married.
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  Speaker 6: We through.
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  Speaker 4: It's over. We have no kids, none of that.
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  Speaker 3: We ain't got.
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  Speaker 4: We ain't gotta go to counseling.
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  Speaker 10: This ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, So now you decided to have weaight to have
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  Speaker 9: sexy wed night folks, having a great friendship and spiritual connection,
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  Speaker 9: and you said it would lead to great sex.
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  Speaker 10: My response was, that's what you thought, Nancy.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: He goes on saying he romanced me and he did
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  Speaker 9: things to me physically that satisfied me.
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  Speaker 10: So I just knew he was gonna be a great lover.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: What did he do.
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  Speaker 4: Pre marriage to you physically?
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  Speaker 3: That was not sex that made.
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  Speaker 9: You think the sex was gonna be outstanding? How hard
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  Speaker 9: was y'all kissing?
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  Speaker 10: Was he grinding in a way that made you think
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  Speaker 10: this sitdn't be this?
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  Speaker 9: This dude right here fitting the rock, the boat, when
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  Speaker 9: I let him in the ocean, he.
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  Speaker 4: Fit the town. Whoa girl?
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  Speaker 9: He kissed hard, he grind hard, he touching me. It's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: everything well, And then you said, whenever he got freaky,
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  Speaker 9: he tell me all the.
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  Speaker 10: Things he was gonna do to me.
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  Speaker 9: I had no reason to think that he was as
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  Speaker 9: an inexperienced as he was.
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  Speaker 4: See that's pregame height.
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  Speaker 10: Oh you didn't even understand. When I'm in duty, you
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  Speaker 10: think that was something?
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 10: Well you like that right? Oh? You think that when
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 10: war that got you hot? Girl, You ain't seen nothing yet.
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  Speaker 4: That's just the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: That's just kissing girl.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good girl. Girl.
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  Speaker 10: That ain't nothing but my grind right there, my grind game.
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  Speaker 4: Girl, the crime game, kiss game. Why when we get married?
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  Speaker 10: Watch this here?
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  Speaker 9: You you immediately say I had no idea. He was
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 9: inexperienced as he was. You found out on your wed night.
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  Speaker 9: This was the web night.
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  Speaker 4: It all come to a head.
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  Speaker 10: You'd have been at the dance, you'd have.
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  Speaker 9: Been at the church. You done kissed it in front
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  Speaker 9: of your mama, and then you change of clothes.
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  Speaker 4: You had to daddy dance you in the room, and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: it's over. Forey got started.
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  Speaker 9: He said he had only had sex twice, and his
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  Speaker 9: last girlfriend with hell sex from him for religious reasons.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: Oh okay, so now see what happens. See your man
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  Speaker 9: has only had church sex.
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  Speaker 3: What say that again?
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  Speaker 9: What her man has only had church sex? See, they
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  Speaker 9: didn't get they didn't have sex because they was waiting
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: until they got married. And then the girls in his
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 9: former girlfriend only had sex twice because she was withholding
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  Speaker 9: for religious reasons. So these are just people he's seeing
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: up at the church. Church sex way different than club sex.
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  Speaker 9: How so please everything See church sex ain't a lot
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  Speaker 9: of words in church sex because you can't cuss with
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  Speaker 9: church sex. Club sex is oh all the worst. It's
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  Speaker 9: a vulgary church sex.
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  Speaker 10: Is we sneaking.
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  Speaker 9: We're supposed to be quiet. We ain't supposed to be
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: doing this, so you can't ask all the questions.
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  Speaker 10: You know, who is it?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 10: You can't be you can't bring up no stain, a
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  Speaker 10: blanketed blank.
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  Speaker 9: You can't cuss while you're having church sext because you're
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 9: not supposed to be doing it anyway, So you ain't
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  Speaker 9: gonna amplify the see in by cussing.
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  Speaker 10: The club sex.
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  Speaker 9: Will start with the cussing. I've beenness, smack that and
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  Speaker 9: do that thing. Get it up in this hell when
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  Speaker 9: you get this, or you ain't gonna understand. See that's
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  Speaker 9: the difference. So he just had church sex, so now
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  Speaker 9: and then as soon as he get overheated. It was
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  Speaker 9: finished before it started. I taught him all the positions
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  Speaker 9: and what turns me on, but he ain't able to
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  Speaker 9: last long enough to try them. I got a high
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: sex drive, and I end up finishing on my own.
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  Speaker 4: This man twenty nine. I'm twenty eight. He's already been
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: four years.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I ain't got four more of this hill, Steve,
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  Speaker 10: help me.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna come back with part three of this letter
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: because I have some actual help. I got something he
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: can try. Because you said you expect him to talk
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 9: to a doctor or his friends. He can't even bring this.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: Up to his friends.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He's gotta do something.
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  Speaker 9: He fellas, I can't please my woman. And what do
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: you suggest I do?
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  Speaker 14: Well?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Do? All right?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 10: Want me to do it for you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have part three of this Strawberry letter coming up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the subject is my husband needs to learn a few things.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back to part three coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show, All right, Steve, So this
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: is part three of today's Strubberry and I don't normally
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  Speaker 1: do this. My husband needs to learn a few things.
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  Speaker 4: Yes see she.
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  Speaker 9: Didne married this man, the church dude. They with hell
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  Speaker 9: sex to the night and it ain't good. It's been
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  Speaker 9: four years in terrible sex and she need helping. She
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  Speaker 9: trying to show him all these positions and what turned
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  Speaker 9: her on or he's upset about that too. In the letter,
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  Speaker 9: I didn't mention he can do half the stuff he
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: told me he was gonna do. I taught him all
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: I can about positions and what turned me on, but
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: he ain't able to last long enough to try and
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: damn talk, I got a high sex drive, so I
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: end up finishing on my own. So I need him
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: to some help with his inability before this ruin a marriage,
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  Speaker 9: and then talk to a doctor as his friends about
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: ways to improve sexually. Now hit the part he blamed
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 9: me for being overly experienced and impatient with him. I
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: will celebrate two years before the wedding, and I've suffered
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  Speaker 9: through four years of bad sex.
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  Speaker 4: This four years. This is horrible. This is horrible.
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  Speaker 9: This is the most horrible thing I've ever heard. Matter
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  Speaker 9: of fact, this is the most horrible strawberry letter we've ever.
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  Speaker 4: Had four years. This is probably the worst damn stuff
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  Speaker 4: in letter we have ever had.
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  Speaker 1: Now he mad.
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  Speaker 10: At her because she too experienced.
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  Speaker 9: See he don't understand. See See he mad now because
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: you know too much. He had sex twice. We ain't
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 9: got to get into how many times you had it,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 9: but he only had it twice. Let's not worry about
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: the number of times you had it. Don't even worry
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 9: about that. But you wain't more experienced than him. And
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: he upset with it. See you know too much? Why
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: I gotta put my foot on the knight standing and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: have my knee on the bed.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: That hurts me?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: Start, Hey man, what is your punkin heads talking about?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 9: Just put your damn foot up there and get your
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 9: knee over here.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: That hurts me strapped before you come in here?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: The workout in him.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 10: You have to put in work.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Man, Now listen to me.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 10: Let me give you a couple of suggestions. They have
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: a cream for men that he can buy and he
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 10: can use the cream and the cream.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: Numbs him so where he's don't have to have it
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: don't happen so fast detained. Yeah, so you've got to
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: because wrong because at hend you ain't got no feeling
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: in it because you to put it on with the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: cream that helps you have no feeling.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 10: So you might want to try that. And just that's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: the only suggestion I have for.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: You, all right, Steve, thank you for that post comments
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: on today letter.
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  Speaker 10: We've ever four years of horrible sex at.
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  Speaker 3: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I want you especially to listen to this This is
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  Speaker 1: according to the American Farm Bureau Federation. You consider yourself
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a country away, Yeah and all of that. A typical
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  Speaker 1: July fourth cookout for eight to ten people should only
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: set you back fifty five dollars and seven cents. Uh huh,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: that's what they're saying.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: According to no damn barbecue, there no reels in eight
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  Speaker 9: to ten people, fifty five.
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  Speaker 1: Outs about five dollars and fifty one cents per person.
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  Speaker 10: If it wasn't per person, family is here.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen now. This amount is based on ninety six
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  Speaker 1: volunteer shoppers in twenty eight states checking retail prices at
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: their local grocery store to determine the overall costs. Okay,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: and this is what the meal will do. I'll tell
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: you what though, what.
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  Speaker 9: I tell you what though we fish being fifty five
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: dollars and eight to ten people, I better not see
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 9: nobody walk their ass back up there twice.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: You can't get yeah, no, you can't get but one bone,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: real one bone.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: We're up there watching you be up there, watching you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: like that dude that used to cater face.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: In New York.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: You know us any juice, none of that juice like
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: the mouthwash.
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  Speaker 13: What all right?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: This this is what the meal includes steve eight quarter
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: pound hamburgers and buns with cheese slices. You guys said
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: there was no meat. There's meat. Okay.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 10: Two people ain't gonna get a bird.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Eight hot dogs and buns. Okay. Four pounds you said
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: there were no ribs. Four pounds of pork spare ribs?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: There you go right there?
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  Speaker 4: How many bones is that?
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  Speaker 10: That's worse?
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  Speaker 1: Left ute bone? Ketchup and mustard. Three pounds of Deli
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  Speaker 1: potato salad.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, I stopped? Okay, what don't nobody won't no damn.
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  Speaker 1: Deli serious about this potato salad.
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  Speaker 10: Don't come in here, reach your damn dilli potato. Second,
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  Speaker 10: we don't roll. Have you ever tasted potato salad good
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  Speaker 10: from the damn dili?
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  Speaker 1: Some people get it and doctor it up though, doctor yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and put it in a dish from home, and you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: think they made it.
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  Speaker 12: Pull out some dinner potatoes around eight to tea and
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  Speaker 12: black piece.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, all right, twenty eight ounces watch their fate.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Twenty eight ounce of steve of baked beans. Okay, gotta
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: have baked potato eight ounces, twenty eight.
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  Speaker 9: Ounce people okay, everybody, get point eight ounces.
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  Speaker 1: Of Oh it gets better, fifteen ounces of chips.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen one big bag? What is that a bad? One bag?
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  Speaker 4: One big bag though? Two quarts chips.
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  Speaker 1: I mean two quarts of lemonade.
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  Speaker 10: I drink a quarter of lemonade, My damn shi. Hello?
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  Speaker 1: And how about this one? Four pounds of watermelon for dessert?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Watermellon for dessert.
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  Speaker 10: No pound cake watermelon? That ain't even a whole watermeon
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  Speaker 10: for damn water.
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  Speaker 1: That's the same amount as the spare ribs, as the ribs,
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  Speaker 1: that's the same amount gotta eat. Yeah, well we know this.
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  Speaker 1: No seconds, We know that.
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  Speaker 9: How much we gonna eat? It's how much you can't,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: That's what it is. How many people is this waste?
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  Speaker 10: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Eight to ten people?
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  Speaker 15: Jesus cheers, No, this is kid, Steve, No seconds though,
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  Speaker 15: I better not catch your.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, fifty five dollars budget just eight to ten people?
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  Speaker 9: You number six, don't walk your ass back up here,
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  Speaker 9: and you ain't you ain't wait till we served as watermelon?
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  Speaker 3: Know how? Hold on?
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I need everybody attention. What who over here got
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: this half couple of lemonades?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Just sitting here?
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  Speaker 9: Just sitting over here a whole half Dixie cup for
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  Speaker 9: this damn lem dade.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: What if y'all listen?
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  Speaker 18: James Brown'm trying to get his homework done.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: This is still forth.
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  Speaker 18: You not beget which means fire with which meet Somebody
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  Speaker 18: will sit for fire. Somebody will lose adum, somebody will lose,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 18: somebody will set on and guess, believe it or not,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 18: somebody will stick a five back up there. I'm not
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 18: I'm not, you know, somebody will get the fire record
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 18: there and blow that up to The.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Song is dedicated to those foods who should do that
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: with firecrackers, who they didn't know what they're doing.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Nothing you don't.
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  Speaker 17: Shut another um sitting in the hoste holding IU offas.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Aangels and on the side of the town on.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 17: Susie FiOS in south and Sting lost more can.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: Up and.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: It happens that don't stop in that for shoot, I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: say games reach. They say that it is.
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  Speaker 1: Cool to hot baby.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 17: Yes, in the bad blows houses as to see.
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  Speaker 3: No listen.
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  Speaker 13: Nowday up. Don't go take your fire records.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I kind of.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Like it though, even though you.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show, and it's time now for a
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: as an animal or as a human again?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: Come back with no damn animals?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: But if you came back as an animal?
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  Speaker 4: Oh just I signed all.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: The time around how to find something to eat? I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: ain't got no money, I ain't coming building here, ain't
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: got no money. I've done that before.
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  Speaker 4: The first part of your life.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: doing that. No damn wrong, not with no money, no lawd.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 9: I don't want no part of that. I want to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: be involved in currency exchange at some point of hope
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 9: somebody set a bowl of milk out man.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Hell all right, okay, moving on? Would you rather not
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: speak for an entire year or would you rather not
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: hear for an entire year?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: If I can't hear am I speaking? I don't get it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: I'm tell you right now.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: You can't hear you, sugar found students when you.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Used to hear?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: You know, I have trouble pronouncing words, and I can
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: hear them. Boy, if I can't hear, you can hear?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: What is his ass talking? I think I'd want to hear? Okay,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: So you can type, right, but if you can't hear, no, man,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 9: I can't. But not talking for a year.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: A lot of writing now.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: I can't heart, right, I can't hear the money.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be missing out.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I can't talk. Yeah for a living?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, these sets and hold them up. It's a
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: lot of text cussing, a lot of text customers.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: or swim the deepest sea?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: Man, why tack upon that mountain? I'm gonna die in
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 10: that water. That's what day.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: I can't get in that water.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: But but I can't handle heights because of I get
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 10: out to sickness.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what you gonna do? So we're gonna down the
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: way up or down the way down?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do that though. Okay,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: that don't make no sense. I don't even want up there.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 10: in the top of every nothing.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: So then you're going to the deepest thieves.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't swim, so hell I swim, but
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: I ain't going wait down there.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather come back.
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  Speaker 10: We didn't like to, I know we didn't like today.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and Steve Harvey will closed
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  Speaker 1: out the show right after this. You're listening Harby Morning Show.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Gave your closing remarks, are back what you got for
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: us today?
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  Speaker 9: You know what, I just want to remind people because
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 9: it's it's a tough thing to cut people out your life.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 9: It's a tough decision for people to make because the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 9: average person, you know, that's of positive nature, they like
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 9: positive things around them, positive energy, And it's difficult when you,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 9: as a positive or decent or caring person, has to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 9: be faced.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 10: With the decision to cut somebody out your life.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 9: And I've had to do it many times, and I'm
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 9: faced with the decision again even this stage of my life.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 9: There are people who I really should not have around
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 9: me now. Because I have a sense of guilt, I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: continue to keep them. You know, I come up with
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 9: excuses for them. You know what they're gonna do. You
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 9: know if they not hear what would they do if
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: I remove them? What happens to them?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: I mean that's because you're a caring person. But can
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 9: I tell you how much that ain't your business.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: It's really really not.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: It's not your business, nor should you make it yours,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 9: because what will happen is if you guilt yourself into
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: holding on to this person, you will continue to possess
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 9: that nagging, gnawing feeling that you have every time you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: around it because they actually bring no real value to you.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 9: Oh they bring you a lot of promises. Oh, they
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 9: bring you a lot of Oh man, this is man.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 9: I got something big I'm working on. Oh you hear
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 9: that all the time. Oh, I shall appreciate you. Lord,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 9: I don't know where I be without you. You've been
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 9: such a blessing to me. You know you're gonna get
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: it all kinds of ways, and that makes you feel
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 9: even worse about the inevitable decision that you know you
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: have to make. But let me help y'all understand something
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 9: right here. People can be manipulentive. People can be very
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 9: very manipulative. And when a person know they getting over
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 9: on you, they say the things because they know you
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: a decent person, so they say the things to you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: to keep in the forefront of your mind and how
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 9: decent you are. God bless you. You been a blessing
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: to me. Lord, I don't know what I do without you.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 9: I thank God for people like you. Well, when do
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: I get to thank God for you? When do you
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 9: become such a blessing to me? When at the point
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: in this relationship where every relationship should be given, take.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 10: When do I get to take something out? Because right
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 10: now all I'm doing is give it.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, y'all, I know how you feeling about
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 9: cutting these people out your life, but you have got
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: to because if there's a person in your life that's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: just on the receiving end of your friendship and give
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 9: you nothing in return, they are on the receiving end
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 9: of your paycheck and give you nothing in the return.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 9: They are receiving in of all your goodness and favors
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: and give you no goodness and favors.
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  Speaker 10: You no longer have an obligation to that person. You
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: really don't.
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  Speaker 9: And I'll remind you of something that Bishop Jake said.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes you have to let people go so they can
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: be freed up to their own destiny. See, because they
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 9: keep tying their destiny to yours. But see, God didn't
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: give them your destiny. They got their own destiny. You know,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 9: unless you're with your wife or your children, them destinies
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 9: ain't tied to yours.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 10: And once your children get a certain age, your.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: Destiny don't belong to them no more. They have to
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 9: they as Marjorie says, they wings work. You gotta let
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: them get out there and get to flap it so
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 9: they can fly. So as you make your list of
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: people who bring you nothing but bad news, they have
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 9: to go. When you make your list of people who
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 9: every time they call you they just want something, they
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 9: have to go.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: They have to go because they're slowing you down.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: They dead weight.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 10: They sitting on the wagon and they ain't pushing.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 9: They ain't getting out the wig wagon to remove no
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 9: rocks and debris out the way. They ain't trying to
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 9: fill a pothole for you. They don't even repair wagon wheels.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 10: They just ow your wagon, sitting there, legs up and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 10: just chilling you out on a rope, just pulling you.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 9: Got to get rid of them people. The other people
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 9: you have to get rid of is some timey people.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 9: Because you know what's so hard about some timey people,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 9: because you don't never know when they time gonna be.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 9: Because they sometimey. So sometime they cool and sometime they ain't.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 9: And on the days when you need them be cool,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 9: that's what that's one of them some days where they am.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 9: So now you got all these some timey people in
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 9: your life and you be gonna, well they cool over here,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 9: but they ain't cool over there. If the people in
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 9: your life ain't cool everywhere you take them and every
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 9: time you talk to them.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 10: You got to get rid of them too. I'm sorry.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: Now that's gonna shorten your list. But what good is
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 9: the list if it ain't a good list? Stop just
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 9: trying to have a list. It's like people in a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 9: bad relationship. So you're gonna stay in the bad relationship
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 9: just so you can say you in a relationship, or
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 9: will you free yourself so that you can be freed
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 9: up to your destiny to possibly be in a good relationship.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 9: But you'll never get in a good relationship if you
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: gonna stay and sit in the bad relationship, which has
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: proven year after year after year to be of no
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: substance and no just no goodness for you. It just
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: does nothing for you. But you're gonna stay in it
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 9: just so you can say you're in a relationship. That's crazy, man,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 9: that's crazy. So y'all think about it. Those people that
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: you gotta cut loose, You gotta decision, but you have
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 9: to do it. God will bless you for it too.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 9: And guess what, you have more free time, you have
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: more money and everything when you let them go and
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 9: you don't even have to deal with aggravation to them anymore.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 9: That's an amazing thing. So that's why closing remarks. Just
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: want to remind you all that have a great roof here.
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