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Shirley Birthday, Kim K, Junior Sports Talk, Stimulus Checks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in it, not me through good to other. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo. You gotta turn hur You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out, turn you love, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, to turn turn the water to the water.
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  Speaker 1: You come, come on your baby, uh huh. I show
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  Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, dig me now one it only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. You know. I think I ought
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  Speaker 1: to explain something to y'all. You know when I when
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  Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning and I say, dig me, now,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you to do is it's old school,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, And you know you say old people
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  Speaker 1: people say I dig you know Dad, never stop saying it. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but dig me now. It's just I want you to
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  Speaker 1: I don't you really feel me? I don't you to
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration is
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  Speaker 1: all given in the spirit of sharing and love. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't about to expose me in any way. That's not
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  Speaker 1: the purpose of it. But I found that in my
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  Speaker 1: morning inspiration that it's best that I use some things
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  Speaker 1: about myself, because I mean, what better example can I use?
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  Speaker 1: Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I knew exactly how I felt all along the way
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  Speaker 1: way concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I
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  Speaker 1: now fully do really understand why God had my life
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  Speaker 1: spend the way it spun. And here's the part that
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  Speaker 1: I want to give to you this morning, that first
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  Speaker 1: of all, whatever position you find yourself in today, we
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  Speaker 1: kind of come to one realization that we got ourselves there.
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  Speaker 1: We put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.
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  Speaker 1: Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So
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  Speaker 1: let's look at both sides of it. For people who
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  Speaker 1: think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the
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  Speaker 1: direct opposite is true for those who think positive thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as
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  Speaker 1: simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So
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  Speaker 1: the one glaring question for all of us always is
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  Speaker 1: on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: Because I can assure you. And it's not by or
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  Speaker 1: promise of mind. This is not a theory that Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey then came up with. This is a fact of life.
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  Speaker 1: This is biblical, this is spiritual, this is written, this
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  Speaker 1: is philosophical. This is the law of the universe. However,
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  Speaker 1: you need to drink this medicine to take to get
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  Speaker 1: it down and feel what I'm saying to you. This
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  Speaker 1: is just the way it is now and here the
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  Speaker 1: cold part, folks, It don't matter if you believe me
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  Speaker 1: or not. It does not matter if you have never
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  Speaker 1: been explained or not. And it does not matter if
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  Speaker 1: you think it works in your life or not. It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is as scriptural, it is as spiritual, it is philosophical,
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  Speaker 1: it's just whatever. It's the law of the universe. You
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  Speaker 1: call whatever you want call. However, you got to dress
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  Speaker 1: this thing up to put it into phase that you
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  Speaker 1: can feel me. I want you to feel me now,
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  Speaker 1: because this all it is. So. When I say that
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  Speaker 1: you are where we are today because we thought ourselves here,
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  Speaker 1: or your best to believe that's true. You thought yourself here.
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  Speaker 1: No one else see. Let me explain something. I got
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  Speaker 1: people around me who so badly want to take credit
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  Speaker 1: for it, but I don't allow it. But because I
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  Speaker 1: keep pointing to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying
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  Speaker 1: to say it out loud as many times as I
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  Speaker 1: can without being so offensive, that my life is by design,
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  Speaker 1: by grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life
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  Speaker 1: is because God has seen it to be so. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but I got plenty of people around me want credit
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  Speaker 1: for it and want you to not give credit to
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  Speaker 1: God and give it to them. I got that. I
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  Speaker 1: got that, But I understand that. See, I understand what
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  Speaker 1: that is. That's a person whose design is to get
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  Speaker 1: the credit. But it's okay. It's so clear to me
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  Speaker 1: what my father was saying to me. Man, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: As I get older and older. He always said to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: everybody come with you, can't go with you. See, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how people say that in church. You know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they go people come into your life for seasons,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess the same thing. You know, they season up,
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  Speaker 1: they're gone, well, you know, and then but then hither
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  Speaker 1: way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget where you come from. Oh you ain't gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: it real no more. I don't want to go back
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  Speaker 1: where I come from. I don't want to keep it
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  Speaker 1: that real no more. It was real enough for me
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  Speaker 1: living in a car. I had enough of that real.
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  Speaker 1: I don't gonna keep it real now. I don't keep
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  Speaker 1: it real. I want to go keep it dreamy. I
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  Speaker 1: want to go keep it, fantasize it. I want. I
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  Speaker 1: want to. I want to keep it out of this world.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep it off the chain. I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it moving. I want to keep it ball
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  Speaker 1: and I want to see what that's like. So naw,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna forget why I come from. But you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold me to that dog. See thoughts become
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  Speaker 1: things all day long? Where's your vision board? Where are
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  Speaker 1: the things that you wan't written down? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think about the most? How grateful are you for what
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  Speaker 1: all God has done for you? Where you at with that?
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  Speaker 1: See here another law? If thoughts become things, Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt,
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  Speaker 1: if all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
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  Speaker 1: If all you thinking about or is all woe is me?
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about is every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick. If all you thinking about it's the things
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  Speaker 1: in life that you're lacking. If that's all you're thinking about,
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  Speaker 1: and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in, how much, how much how much
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  Speaker 1: lacking you think you find to feel your life with?
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  Speaker 1: How much most stuff you find to not have because
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  Speaker 1: you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna come out your mouth, man, that I may
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  Speaker 1: not be where I want to be, but I sho
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  Speaker 1: am grateful for what you've given me so far, for
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  Speaker 1: the things I have to day because I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to have these things? You know that does? That then
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  Speaker 1: opens up room for more stuff to come your way?
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  Speaker 1: To be grateful fall. But if you're gonna be ungrateful, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. I ain't God, I don't
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  Speaker 1: claim to be, But let me ask you something man,
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  Speaker 1: If you're ungrateful for the things we got, if we
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  Speaker 1: can't show no gratitude for what we have, why would
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  Speaker 1: God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he do that for tada. Anybody feel me
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  Speaker 1: right now? So when I say come on, y'all, dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, do you understand why I say dig me?
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  Speaker 1: Because I want you to feel me. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Because so many people got a deeper understanding than me
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  Speaker 1: about this whole thing. I promise you they do, but
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  Speaker 1: they listen to me. I'm just trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to walk up in this light, man, so you can
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  Speaker 1: go on with your life and quit tripping yourself out
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  Speaker 1: with your thoughts, because thoughts become things, all right, all
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  Speaker 1: days you're listening. Try Jesus. Yeah, not me. Don't try
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  Speaker 1: me because I throw hands. Try Jesus wrote that please
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  Speaker 1: don't try me because I fight. That is my new anthem,
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  Speaker 1: man anthem, Shirley. I'm telling you it was like the
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  Speaker 1: song now Shirley. I thought they wrote it for me.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, have they watched my stand up over the years?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many jokes I didn't wrote about
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  Speaker 1: getting slapped, turning of the cheek, all that standing in
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  Speaker 1: line from heaven? I thought they wrote it for me.
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  Speaker 1: I was honored Toby and Toby and Week we man,
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  Speaker 1: honor man. That brother right there, I've sent that to
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  Speaker 1: I sent it to bishops Getty's, Bishop almost, Bishop Jake's,
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  Speaker 1: Charles Jenkins. I just send it everybody I know. I
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  Speaker 1: had the boys laughing. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning, Darling, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve. How are you today, beautiful Colin Pharrell?
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, shirtless drive Bary. Oh that's right, happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: We got something for you. Hey, Junior. Ain't got but
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  Speaker 1: one thing to say to you. What's up? Try Jesus morning? Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday? Thank you if you I tried him and
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  Speaker 1: I found out that he's all right with me. Man, Yes, well,
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  Speaker 1: I have a birthday. Shirley Strawberry thank yeah, yeah, surely,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys. What's that birthday? Girl? Shirley, you twentyed you?
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  Speaker 1: What what you would you know about? Yeah? Multiplied? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I thought of like twenty eight, twenty nine. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I gave you that day. I appreciate it. She's been
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  Speaker 1: sitting next for me for twenty years, twenty and she
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  Speaker 1: showed what eight when she joined up? Okay, ho ho,
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  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm eighteen? Yeah? Interest No, shut up, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: stop that though. Yeah, you came two years after me.
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  Speaker 1: I came two years after Shirt May years you after me, Carl,
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  Speaker 1: I've been working sixteen years. There you go. You put
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  Speaker 1: in some time with you, junior. How long have you
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  Speaker 1: been with us? Nine alone? Man? A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: don't last that I was in a world of hurt
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  Speaker 1: photo nine years hit man, Hey man, take try Jesus crime.
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  Speaker 1: I dare you to tranji in a world hurt. I
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  Speaker 1: know that I was in a world Wow. First thing
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  Speaker 1: I asked me, when you want to come up from
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  Speaker 1: me and Miami. Yes, so glad and look at you now,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen coming up in thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Get ready. He is here, the CLO waiting
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  Speaker 1: in the wings. Right after this. You're listening to show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now it's time for as the CELLO, the Chief Love Officer.
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  Speaker 1: And if you want to advice from the CLO, please
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  Speaker 1: You ready, ready and willing a thank This one is
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  Speaker 1: from Sherman and Lafayette, Louisiana, Carlo and the Yellow. It
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  Speaker 1: says Sherman, it says, I'm listen to this I'm a
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  Speaker 1: forty year old black man dating a thirty two year
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  Speaker 1: old white woman. My girlfriend's mother lives with her, and
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  Speaker 1: she openly detests interracial dating. Saturday, my girlfriend and I
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  Speaker 1: were grilling at her place and her mom was sitting
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  Speaker 1: outside talking on the phone. She casually said, black Lives
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  Speaker 1: Matter is a bunch of n word bs. My girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: was embarrassed, and she immediately addressed her mom and asked
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  Speaker 1: her to go in the house. So, before I get
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  Speaker 1: serious with this woman, should I take into consideration that
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  Speaker 1: her mom's a racist or focus on the fact that
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend is not. No, no, no, no, no, Now,
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  Speaker 1: just go head on, act like her mom ain't say
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  Speaker 1: it damn thing. Well, you could Funky Holiday's partner. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, dog, look, I mean you can love who
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  Speaker 1: you want to love. There's nothing wrong with that. You
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  Speaker 1: can love who you want to love. But when you
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  Speaker 1: get with these people, you got to get to you
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  Speaker 1: got to get with what comes with him. Now you
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  Speaker 1: are her mama's house. Bobby cute right there. No, he
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  Speaker 1: said grilling. That's what let me know. He wasn't black either.
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  Speaker 1: He said grilling. He didn't say barbecue. I ain't he
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  Speaker 1: ain't black way we want him to be. He said,
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  Speaker 1: grilling really hells Saint grilling buzzn't really what I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. But that's what he got out of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what he took out of it, all of that
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  Speaker 1: little Q Master Junior over there. Yeah, but I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, look, you're gonna run into that. It is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Her family is that way. She's apologize.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to stay with her, that's cool. I
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  Speaker 1: don't see no problem with staying with her. But what
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  Speaker 1: you over to mama's house? Fol Quit going over there.
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  Speaker 1: The mom lives with this girl. The mom lives with them. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she live with her. Yeah, she lives with My girlfriend's
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  Speaker 1: mother lives with her. And she got your word every day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you got over every day? Well I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you did you didn't hurt the tip of
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  Speaker 1: the iceberg wait till she drank? I mean, but that
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  Speaker 1: was pretty That was a pretty rough one to start off.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty. Black Lives Matter is a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: in word bs who that show you who you are?
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  Speaker 1: Who they are? All? Right? Here we go, Clo, Cindy
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  Speaker 1: and only Maryland says, I mean twenty six year old
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  Speaker 1: married woman and I got married four months ago. Due
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  Speaker 1: to the pandemic, my husband lost his job and we
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  Speaker 1: weren't able to get our apartment, so I still live
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  Speaker 1: in the apartment I share with my best friend. My
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  Speaker 1: husband and I are back on track financially and bretty
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  Speaker 1: to get our play. But my best friend has a
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  Speaker 1: problem with me moving. She knew the state would come,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm not sure why she's tripping. She told me
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  Speaker 1: that I'm choosing my husband over her, and she's right.
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was just she she was trying to
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  Speaker 1: find another roommate all along. Am I wrong to leave
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  Speaker 1: her like this? What? Yeah, she's so you have to leave, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Can't stay in that apartment with her. Marriage is a
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  Speaker 1: two hands circle, young lady. Don't let anybody else in it.
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  Speaker 1: You and your husband go get your apartment and start
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  Speaker 1: y'all life. You can't stay with this girl fell and
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  Speaker 1: don't let her guilt you. Man. If y'all truly friends,
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  Speaker 1: be friends or are you truly just a paycheck? Whoa? Whoa?
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  Speaker 1: Or best friends? Said? Yeah, you're saying she's not wrong
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  Speaker 1: to leave her and go with her husband? Oh hell not?
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  Speaker 1: You You be wrong to stay seriously all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we're moving on. Clo Lee in Ohio, says, My wealthy
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  Speaker 1: great uncle died in a role and he named his
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  Speaker 1: daughters as his beneficiaries, so they split his money. He
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  Speaker 1: had a nice graveside service, and a few months after
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  Speaker 1: he was buried, a bill came from the funeral home
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  Speaker 1: and there was still a considerable balance ode for his
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  Speaker 1: casket and headstone. One of the daughters was ready to
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  Speaker 1: split the bill, but the other daughters spent her money
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  Speaker 1: to pay off her house and credit cards. The other
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  Speaker 1: sister told her to use one of her credit cards
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  Speaker 1: to pay her half. She refused. I think it's partly
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  Speaker 1: her responsibility too. How should they handle this? Okay? What
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  Speaker 1: relationship is the girls? To him? She's a cousin. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds like her her wealthy great uncle died. Well, you know, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what can you do. You can go down
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  Speaker 1: and suggest what you want to, but it's on them.
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  Speaker 1: This is what happened when when you get money involved
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  Speaker 1: in depth, it's some ignorant stuff. To get his ignorant
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  Speaker 1: stuff that happened. What you're tripping about it for whatever? Yeah? Yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 1: problem we had to pay before we got anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you were allowed to pay the
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  Speaker 1: plans with him. Remember I told you, Yeah, the body
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  Speaker 1: won't be at the service, hello, before before they roll
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  Speaker 1: the body in, before we get paid the casket in
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  Speaker 1: the headstone. Yes, but isn't that different. The headstone is
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  Speaker 1: the cemetery and the casket is the funeral home. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that different? That's two different bills. Yeah, well they just
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  Speaker 1: got sometimes can be one. Yeah, yeah, and they sometimes
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  Speaker 1: the funeral home can actually own the property too, that
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  Speaker 1: you're being buried on. Okay, So Steve, you think the
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  Speaker 1: cousin should what stay out of it and let let
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  Speaker 1: her cousin? I mean, look the girl and said she'd
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  Speaker 1: spent all her money. Girl, say you are? You are
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  Speaker 1: to put it on your credit card so we can
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  Speaker 1: split this. That seems to be the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: And if she don't want to do that, how can
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  Speaker 1: you make her? Yeah? Flag, but man, she got her
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  Speaker 1: money and went quick and paid everything. At least the
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  Speaker 1: other sister paid off her house. At least she did that.
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  Speaker 1: Getting the heads paid, they got the cream made him
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  Speaker 1: surely no he's buried? They no, No, he going That's
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  Speaker 1: why they want the money. Oh, they're gonna dig him up.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, You're gonna give me my money. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me now, they don't play. Tommy coming
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  Speaker 1: back up, Daddy after the front gate the wall coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's here to run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: being shot. We'll talk about all of these stories at
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  Speaker 1: here would run that prank back. What you got for
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  Speaker 1: his nev elf whoa ohayo much? Yeah, agreed. THEE is
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  Speaker 1: what I say. I ain't saying nothing wrong. Elfe the
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  Speaker 1: funeral pitch company because everybody needs they pitch on the
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  Speaker 1: program when they pass away. I don't know how Probably
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  Speaker 1: you don't know who gonna your pitture. They might pick
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  Speaker 1: a picture you on, won't pick your picture. Get your
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  Speaker 1: picture now. I hope the pictures you you you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're gonna look like on the program. Let's
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  Speaker 1: you pick your picture, pick you up my body in
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  Speaker 1: the casket and the picture ain't gonna match, but at
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  Speaker 1: least have the picture you want. That's all I'm saying.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm eighty five. See let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Darwin. Darwin. This is he
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Hey Darwin. How you doing? This is Frank with FPC.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: We're trying to come down and um see about making
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: an appointment with you within the next weeks. That's possible.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Fund for what. Yeah, we're supposed to come by. I'm
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: with FPC. We wanted to uh we have what what
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir, your name
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: was left with us and you're you're you're on on
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: our father and come out and make an appointment with
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: you so we can, um, so we can get your
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: picture taken. You must have your own number. I'm not
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not signed up to take no picture anything. So okay,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: well you are you're darling correct? Yeah, yes, I am done.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And you call it darlin and that's what you call it.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you on our schedule to uh to actually for us
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: what's company is that? What's what's your? What type of picture?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And would I be taking? I'm not taking no picture?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay? You don't know anything
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: about a photo being taken of you? No? Okay? Uh sir,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: FPC is uh we are this is a funeral Picture company,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: funeral picture company, And what we do is we come
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: out and take your picture and we actually keep it
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on file. That way, when you do pass away, we
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: have your picture for your programming. We have a nice
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: picture for you. Oh Mande, look, I'm not dead right now?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: You're not taking no picture me? Who is this again?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: My name is Frank? Frank? Oh okay, Frank. Do you
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people before
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: they die just so you could have them picture? Oh foul.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: So we're keeping on filing. Then you have a good
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: picture on your program and that's what that's what that's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: what we do. That ain't signed up for nothing like that?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Who the hell signed me up for something like that?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm quite sure, but we're trying to schedule where we
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: can come out beginning of next week so we can
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: get your picture taken next week. Week after you get
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture of
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: me before that? That That don't sound right, sir. Don't
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you want to have a good picture on your program?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: up for it? Then tell me that much, sir, I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: don't have the actual person listen here on who signs
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: you up? But I do have the number, and you
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: are Darwin, mister Darwin, so I didn't sign them for that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking the pictures. You guys running around taking
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: pictures of people before they that just to have a
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: good picture on fail that man, I ain't never heard
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of like that, sir. Okay, sir, are you? I mean
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: we have your address here? Are are you? Are you available? No?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't get that that that sounds like
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: a bunch of more and I we're the hell gave
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you my number. That's what I want to know, sir.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: do is we have to follow through with our job.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: So what we're gonna have to do is we I
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: have to come out there and take a picture. So
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to, you know, create a problem, but
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I have to get a picture of you by next week.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna be it problem because you're not getting
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: a picture me for no funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: have to come by your house at least Friday, at
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: around twelve noon. I'll come by and get a picture.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You ain't come by my got house no Friday. You
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: gonna lie. Got me come over here to try to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: get my mother pitching. I got plenty of got pitching
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: in my house to put on the mother funeral program.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking the kitchen that none. I'm clearing to
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: be dead. I'm not dead. That's a more bad look
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: got dead. I don't know who you worked for, Frank,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: but you you got word o word for l PC, Sir,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I worked for FPC, FCC. Myke, you ain't not taking
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: no picture me. Don't come over here, Friday, come about
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: no guy. Piston Okay, before you got pistol and you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: and I hope they got Joe got pitt your onn file.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: But that's a stupid got company you worked for. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before they died.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I got millions of pictures in here for that program.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And when I'm throwing with them, God care about what
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a picture look like? Or who hadn't my got funeral? This?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Alignt you tell whoever you work for, they need to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: go find another occupation. I don't make no guy this.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You're not coming over here, Friday, Buddy, you come over
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: here if you want to. Okay, missus Darwin, Yes, are
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you familiar with with Glinda? That's my wife? What you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: about to say? Now? I want All I want to
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the one that got me the prank phone call you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'll bet up boy, yet, I ain't never heard a
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: business life. There's some FTC funeral Well, man, I said
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: my New Year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: But you got me over here about the tip a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man? And come over
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: here to day before get a picture of Glinda Comet.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all got me? Baby, you got me. I ain't never
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: heard no company like that. You ain't putting me up
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you're
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: tune in tomorrow morning. Man, You're gonna catch yourself on
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: national radio. Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody, boy, they had
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: me hot over here. I'm gonna don't tell pleading, but
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have me a drink anywhere I was looking
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: for an excuse to dry and picking. They'll put on
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: foul boy, y'all. Y gotta lost the half of your
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: head with that A hit. Buddy, Man, I gotta ask
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you something, man, dam and tell me this here. Man,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: in the land Steve Harvey Morning Wick up Show, Buddy,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pig I'm gonna pick my picture for my
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: for my program. I think you know what what? I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: looked my best and about twenty four that's gonna be
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the picture. I think what you die when you're nine.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I've known you your entire life. We don't
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: have your hand up like you lest you looked your
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: absolute best, absolute best at eight months. All right, we
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: gotta grow. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment and national news for you right
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show in entertainment news. According
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to TMZ, Kim Kardashian and Kanye are together for the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: first time since his disastrous campaign rally in South Carolina
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and his Twitter meltdown. Kim flew to Cody Wyoming and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: her first outing was at Wendy's. As we know, Kim
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: has been desperately trying to get Kanye to seek treatment
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: for his bipolar episode, and on Saturday, Kanye apologized to
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Kim for his comments that hurt her. So that's good.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It seems like he's coming back around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: They showed pictures, party, picture, marriage, man and everything. See
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: when you when you play she once, you get all
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: right and they play it back for you. Huh that
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was me, dam I said that. Damn. I said I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: was running for president. I said that. Yeah. God, So Shelly,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you say you saw him at Wendy's. Well, Kim made
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: a stop at Wendy's together. Man, you know, so I
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: ain't had a windy decades. You know. I can't say
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: that because I like how I used to feel about
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: a triple and really square boy. No letter where the cheese,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no, let us get in the wear
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: sandwiches for me. I don't need what I want. I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: need this this, this sprinkle, a vegetable for cheese, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and so tang it pickle and some mail man. You
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: know what, man, I might do that. Man, well, I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: think today I haven't had I haven't had a fast
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: food hamburger though in a long, long, long Okay, so
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: let's pick one, which one you want? What's your top five?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: What's your top burger? Five guys, That's what I'm talking about. Five,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: But that bag in the grease beyond it, I would
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: go five guys, Wendy's m M Burgar, King Burger King
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: quarter Burgar. I got back up, I got back up,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: hold on, here we go, five guys. That's one. Okay,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: triple cheese burger at Jack in the Box, Okay, Bud
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Windy's water Burgar. I don't know if I've ever had
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a water burger. St Now, I think I hate to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: say this, but that damn built Buster and Sonics Sonic girl, girl,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: shut up? What was your burger? What was your burger?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Dairy Queen Nat, I went there for the blizzards, okay,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: just desserts. Yes, I went to Wendy's for the Frosty's.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I got to win for the frosty alright, alright, God,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: all right, so we know where you stand. I'm sorry,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: time to get caught up on today's headline, Steve, Ladies
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss and Tripp, thank you, thank you. And
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it's a shake Shack's double smokestack, guys. Okay, this is
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: a trip with the news. Washington lawmakers were uncharacteristically united yesterday.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: While masked and socially distanced, they joined House Speaker Nancy
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Pelosi and saying goodbye to Congressman John Lewis. John was
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: revered and beloved on both sides of the aisle, on
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: both sides of the capital. We knew that he always
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: worked on the side of the angels, and now we
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: know that he is with them. Representative Lewis died a
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: little over a week ago from pancreatic cancer. At age eighty.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The civil Rights icon lies in state today for the
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: second day at the US Capitol. He's to be funeralized
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta on Thursday. Yesterday was reported that a cafeteria
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: worker at the White House test had positive for the coronavirus,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and now it's National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien. O'Brien is
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the most senior member of the Trump administration to test
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: positive for COVID nineteen. O'Brien said to be now working
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: from home from a secure location off site. Also reports
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: that President Trump's running around with a mask now. Last
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: night's Miami Marlins Homeowner and Are against Baltimore was postponed
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: because of a coronavirus outbreak. About a dozen players reportedly
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: tested positive on the Marlins. They were supposed to host
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the Orioles, but they called it off in stayed in Pennsylvania.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Stay tuned to that here. This as President Trump continues
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: to urge the nation's schools to fully reopen next month,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: reports are the the school attended by his youngest son, Baron,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: is not planning to open up again fully in September
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: out of concern over COVID nineteen. Saint Andrew's Episcopal School
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: in suburban Maryland sent a letter to their parents stating
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that it was still deciding whether to adopt a hybrid
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: model for the fall, allowing limited in person teaching or
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: online instruction only, which was done in the spring. The
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: President's been threatening, you know, to withhold federal funds from
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: school districts that don't reopen. According to the US Census Bureau,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: four out of every ten household in the US have
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: not sent in their head count. Starting on Thursday, workers
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: from the Census Bureau will be handing out conduct and
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to conduct socially distance interviews starting this Thursday in some
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: states like Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Massachusetts, North Dakota to start
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: out in person. Canvassing set to begin all over the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: place August eleventh, depending though on the COVID nineteen infection rates.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It's not only musicians apparently now the Ronald Reagan Presidential
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Foundation and Institute calling on President Trump's reelection campaign, as
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: well as the Republican National Committee to stop using Ronald
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Reagan's name and image to raise funds. And yesterday we
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: mentioned the losses of Regis Philbin and Olivia to Havelin,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: but we also lost Brooklyn born actor John Saxon. He
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: died at age eighty three. He was part of the
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Tree Other competed in that kung fu competition in End
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: of the Dragon Williams and Lee. John Saxon is roper.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: He was at for the money. That was roper. Now
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Steven show. Well, guys, are we in for a treat?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Our resident poet Junior is here. Oh yeah, Shirley, you're
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: in for a treat today. Oh oh you got me
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: see you got you got well, you know, her husband
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: called me Sia. Can I put some words together? Oh? Who? Husband?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Shah something together and put this together for Shirless. So
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I did. And it's affectionately called Shirley's birthday poem. That's all.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's called me favor? What's that up? Be as disappointing
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: as you usually are, Come on for the shock of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the day, don't Shirley's Birthday poem? Good on? Shirley Strawberry.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Shirtless Strawberry, you're the type of woman every man wants
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: to marry. Today's show birthday and that might be scary
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: because you're getting kind of old and you can't eat dairy,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: better than grapes and better than mangoes. So let's Netflix
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: and chill and watch the reruns of The Django because
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you better than cherries or apples and lemons. You're smart
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: and more classic than all other women's. Black of the berry,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the sweeter the juice. You may be getting older, but
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you're still really cute. D end Happy birthday, Shirty, which
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: you say women's That poem was so wrong. Women thought
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: that didn't say any of that, and he feel I
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: was old. I know I'm not young. I didn't say that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: This is so let me ask you something to you
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: did lemons and mangoes and chair because of fruit, because
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: of yah, that's eye was on a fruit thing. I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: had nothing else. Really, I said this is gonna have
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: to work nest though, and he agreed, so you know
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: what he kind of was moving. He actually getting the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: frame for you today. It's one of your I don't
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: want you to feel like you did. You're going to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: read just every day, all right, Okay, do it one
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: more time. Maybe I didn't feel at the first you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: didn't get it because your last name of fruit, shirty strawberry,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, you're the type of win ever, You're the
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: type of woman every man wants to marry. The day
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: is your birthday, and that might be scary because you're
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: getting kind of old and you eat can't eat dairy.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You're better than grapes and better than mango. So let's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Netflix and chill and rewatch free runs of the jiang
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: because you're better than cherries, apples or limons, and you're
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: smarter with all classic women's i as seem just saying
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that time the Black of the Bear, Sweet Juice. Yeah,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: just hit me now. You may be getting older, but
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're still real cute. Happy birthday the end. Yeah, be silent,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: silent you like Jamie. There wasn't deaf Folt. Come on,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: come on, all right, thank you, Junior. Yea happy birthday
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to me. Coming up with thirty four minutes after the
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: hour more of the Seed Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Morning show. Yesterday the funeral procession for
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Civil Rights Icon Congress when John Lewis passed at the
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter Plaza in Washington, d C. Congressman Lewis's
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: body will lie in state at the US Capitol for
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: two days before being buried at a private funeral in
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Atlanta on Thursday. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Vice President Joe
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Biden and his wife, doctor Jill Biden, and several members
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of Congress gathered around Representative Lewis's casket to pay their
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: final respects. The President was not there when asked by
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a reporter would he be there, and he said, no,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not going. So the President wasn't there, But Mitch
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: McConnell was there, and he spoke and he praised John Lewis.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: But of course, you know, McConnell has been a synator.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: McConnell has been consistently blocking a vote on legislation for
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the Voting Rights Act. The John R. Lewis Voting Rights
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Act would require that any state with a history of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: voting discrimination within the past twenty five years seek federal
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: approval before making any changes to its voting procedures, and
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: it would mandate that any state, regardless of its history,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: obtain clearance from the Justice Department or a federal court
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: in Washington, d c. Before making any changes that would
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: tend to burden voters of color, such as strict voter
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: id laws or closing polling places in areas, all right.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That is the John Robert Lewis Voting Rights Act. Okay,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: And it's been on Synator McConnell's desk for what like
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: two years or something now, he's been consistently yes, a
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, but you speak at his funeral though, Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: well you know, pocrisy of it all. Here's a deal,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: see it, Steve. This is how they are. This is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: how they play the game of politics. They whole party line,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: yet they claim to respect, honor and love their opponents.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Politics is a cruel and ugly game. And so here's
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a man who sits on something that's really to help
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: voter suppression, but he sits on it because that's the
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: party line. But he still has respect for John Lewis.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I can accept that better than I can accept this
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: president with his blatant, open racist, bigoted separatist remarks. At
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: least act like and it does us no good either way,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: But at least man shows some damn decency. As in
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the passing of a man, whether you agreed with him
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: or not, at least respect the fact that he was
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: who he was, and he might you might not have
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: agreed with the policies, but damn man. At least respect
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the man's hustle, yea his entire life. Yeah, but am
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I wrong that if that's a family member mine or
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: if that's my father, I don't want McConnell speaking at
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: my daddy's event. I don't want that. I don't even
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: want you talking because I know you don't respect him
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that I don't want you to. Man. Yeah, I understand
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. You got every right to feel that way.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: But they need what what some Republicans do. Not all
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Republicans are that way. They respected the man, he hustled
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: for his party, for his platform. At least give the
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: man that man respect him, you know, And and that's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: it's just a level of respect. Man. You ain't got
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to agree with him or like him, but you got
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to go wild this dude right here. He was a warrior, Yes,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: he was a silver rights icon from his resenting the
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  Speaker 1: king could respect him. Yes, Yes, he's been doing this
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  Speaker 1: since he was twenty. He died when he was eighty.
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  Speaker 1: That's something he gave, he dedicated him to sixty years. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: his entire life ticals So I could vote yes and
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  Speaker 1: thank you, and he is president. No, I'm not going yes,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: so even Mitch McConnell no hold of hold who oh,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: man that ain't had his work? Yeah, well, I gotta
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• 44:45
  Speaker 1: switched gears with today's prank phone call. Right after this,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show coming up at the top of
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject I'm well known by a
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: lot of men. I'm well known by a lot of men. Alright,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: all right, that's the subject. But right now the nephew
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: is in the building with today's praying phone call. What
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: you got for church parking lot? It's gonna be something ignorant,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I said, church parking line, as you know last year
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: church parking Let's let's go hello. Oh yeah, Brendan, Hey,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh? Brand,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to make sure I got the right person.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You're the person that you work at the first of all,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I go to uh, my name, my name Calvin, brother Calvin.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: But I go to Saint Missionary Baptist Church with you. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: so everything everything's fine. Well, I got a little issue
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. Now.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: You work in the before service start. You work in
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: the parking lot one, yeah, and you tell people where
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the parking stuff right right right? What are you looking
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: for some employment? You want to you want to join us? Nah? Nah?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Nah to see the issue I got, Man, I've been
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: dealing with this probably about the last two months. Nine. Okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: hold on, I'm trying to take So the problem is
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: when I come to the church last couple of months, man,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been coming like my my my my
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: regular card and broke down on me. So I had
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a I got an old van that i've been yeah, yeah,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you know, I got a old van and I've been
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: using to get around in so na for the last
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: two months. I've been riding in it when I come
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: to the church. You know you and I find out
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: who you were, but you keep sending me to the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: back of the parking lot and then but you know
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I noticed now nah bro no on the reel. So
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you're sending me to the back. And I'm noticing when
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I see cars as like two thousand and ten, two
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: thousand fifteen. Well, well we'll listen. We don't have new
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: uh set place where we put model car, you know.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I just I just direct the traffic. Brother. Okay, So
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: so you're trying to tell me for the last two
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: months you just direct traffic, but you got but you
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: directed me to the back every time. But a car
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: behind me or car in front of me, it'll be
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: going to the front. No where you getting this information
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: from me? I just I haven't seen you man or
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: send people to the front to park. I haven't seen
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you do. Na. No, I just I just put you know,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the bigger vehicles in the in the back and uh
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: certain you know we it's really no scatter if if
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you come in, I just I just direct you to
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the right of the left. It's really nothing to it. Really,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: So you're not trying to say so so my my
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: band being raggedy ain't the reason why I'm being Noah
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: brot no brot no, no, no, I would know that's
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: not what we're about. Na, Okay, I'm sorry you feel
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that way. I mean, so I guess this Sunday. Uh,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this Sunday,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: make sure. No, No, let me tell you right now
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: when my van pull up there Sunday. I'm gonna tell
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you right now, if I get sent to the back,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be gona. No,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the back. Now, you don't have to cut brother, Just
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: just calm down. It's it's not it's not that serious. No,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: it is that serious because see what already, No, I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: know I got a ragged ass, man, I know that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I know that, but I see that's the reason why
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I'm getting sent to the back. And I know it
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: because the car I had been fold y'all were sending
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: me up front. So already. No, I'm just saying, I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: the back. Brother. You just singled me out. And no, no,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: you know I didn't single you out. You you are
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: the person that has been sending me to the back. Dude, No, no,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I haven't. Hey, man, why are you keep why why
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: are you sending Why me? Why are you accusing me?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't got because I hadn't seen it. No you are.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You're calling me. You're calling me out of the blue,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: and you're accused me of something that I'm not doing. No, No,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you just sent my ragged ass band into the back.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You didn't done it. You didn't done it two months straight, Brendan,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: You have done it, haven't. Yes you know I haven't. Yes,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you haven't. You sent all the pretty cards up front,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: that's what you're doing. But I tell you what comes
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: suddenly gonna be a problem. Now you're threatening me. I
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: mean now, now listen, we can meet up at it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: We can meet up in before any cards get there.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: How about that. I don't care how you want to
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: do it, bron but you actually do know how you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: want to do so bring it then. Okay, I'm letting
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you know my card. Yea, my van gonna be front
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: comes give give van. It's me and you. How about
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that you want you want you want to talk tough
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: tony stuff. Oh oh, okay, so you are. You're sweating
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: all up now you're all right, so so cold now
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: like you already did so, I guess I'm matching you. Okay, well,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: no problem. I'm listen brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: call my phone and threaten me and tell me what
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you what you think I did when I didn't do it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I've told you, man, you've been sending me to the
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: damn bad man as we passed. What you thought? Okay,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: what it is? No, it's what I know. It's what
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I know, Brendan, it's what I know. Okay, you didn't
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't see you at right now? Okay, you know
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you know where you got working. You know what. I'll
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: tell you what you come Sunday. That's your's d Brenda. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: What you're doing right now? What you mean what I'm
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: doing right now? I'm at work right now? Oh oh
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: so you at work calling me about some bull parking spot?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh look at the custom Christian, Now look
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: at you. No, look at the custom you no, no, no,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: matter of fact you Okay, if you want to do something,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: let's do it now, parking lot. I don't, I don't care.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be yet. Okay. Okay. That's one thing you're not
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do is disrespect me. I'm telling you that right now,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: brother Calvin, you bring dam gonna fold you like a
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: wet piece of paper. You don't know who you're fucking with. Okay,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't been locked up six seven years. I'm just
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: in the church try and get my life together. And
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you think you're just gonna talk to me. You got
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: another thing coming, brother, I'm gonna tell you that right now.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: So if you want to get it off, meet me
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: in the parking lot right now. I give you an
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: hour to get there your piece tonight. Now you're trying
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: to scare me with your with your background. I know
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you're trying to scare me with your background or something like. Ever, then,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't know you have been in jail. What's the
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: wrong woman. I'm just gonna say this. Do you know
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Leicester that that also he also had the cars parking?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Would you try to buy buy yourself out of this?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I'm about to lay you now you're talking about I
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: know a Lester. Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: tell me to call you. This is nephew Timmy from
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning. Brenda, your boy Leicester in the
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: parking lot got me the Frank Cary. I brought the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: lockdown out of you? Man? Did I bring the lockdown
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: out of there? Strangle y'all got me out here talking reckless?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Who passed it over here? This boy hanging there, brother?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: And then do this for me, man, tell me this.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 52:08
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• 52:14
  Speaker 1: if you see somebody's Sunday pull up in a van,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: show them some love, baby, show them some love. I
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: might have to call out this week, but my heart
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: take it. Some of y'all ballers, you know, y'all can
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: roll up in your big fans and car. They're gonna
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: park you up front, you know, because you balling like that.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: That's how you roll it. What you know? Some people
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: just got regular cars and they want to be the
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: park up front too, in the church parking lot, and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: they cut every right for that. Okay, I go, Yeah,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: everybody ought to be at the park in the front,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: not just you know, because you yeah, you see my car.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna put me in the back. That ain't no, no,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna put me in the front. I judge my car,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Judge me. You know what you think? Just my light behind.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I'm rolling. I'm bigger than the car. Baby, I understand,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: dog my car. You didn't get no damn respect, no love.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You can't give them that power time head light. That's
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: what they called your car head light. Can I have
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: a one? I had one headlight about a year, Like
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: how much stuff wrong? At one time I had some
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: brakes that had went out, water pad down, so I
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: didn't have no pads. The calibers was just squeezing against
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: the disc when I stopped at a light. Man, it
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: sounds like a train had slammed on people will be
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: in the crosswalk and started running. I'm talking about man.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You can hear metal on metal. Man, people in the
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: crosswalk would start running. Man, all right, damn you man,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: won't he do it? Thank you for letting us know
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: how blessed we are, Steve appreciate that. Coming up next
• 54:09
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• 54:12
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• 54:15
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• 54:20
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• 54:23
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• 54:43
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• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I'm well known by a lot of men. Dear Stephen, Shirley.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty four year old woman who's been with
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: a man for five years, and he has had the
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: same complaint for five years. He always whines about me
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: knowing too many men. I was raised in the city
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: we live in, and my father was a prominent businessman,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: and my family is well known. When my boyfriend and
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I would go out, I'd run into guys that I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: grew up with, guys that I work with, went to
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: high school or college with, etc. These are men that
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I've known that these are men that I've never dated
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: or had sex with. If I mention a man and conversation,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: he asked how I knew the how I know the man,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: if we've ever dated, and what the nature of our
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: relationship is. The final straw was a few weeks ago
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: when we went out to a farmer's market and I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: saw a group of guys that went to college with me.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I introduced him to the four guys, and he was
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: kind of rude when he spoke to them afterwards. He
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: almost caused a scene. He yelled, I don't want to
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: date a woman that knows all of the men in town.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He said that I do not understand that men don't
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: want their women being friendly with men, and that it
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: makes a woman look easy. He also said it makes
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: him look bad when I'm so eager to talk to them.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: He told me I should speak and move on. He
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: has actually lectured me on this several times, and about
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: three years ago he broke up with me over this.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I love this man and I do not want to
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: lose him over something so silly. I have solid business
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: relationships with a lot of men. I am tired of
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: juggling between the man I love and the friends and
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: associates that I've known for over thirty years. Is this
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my problem or his? Do you think our relationship can
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: withstand this? Or should I let him go be insecure alone? Well,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: this is a problem, you know, with both of you guys,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: because he's upset that you have so many friends. But
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: these are your friends, I mean legitimately, and I'd say
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: you definitely got it right when you mentioned insecure at
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: the end of your letter. Sarey has a whole show
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: called Insecure, and your man sounds like he could star
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: in this show because he's acting a bit childish and insecure.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: And why would he put all of that on you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and make you so uncomfortable? I mean, it's humiliating when
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: you do it in public like that, in front of
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: your friends. I mean, this is not something you do
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: to me, to a woman that you love. If you're
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: not insecure, do you have to go to you know,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: through the third degree every time you even speak to
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: a guy. I mean, I just think it's a bit much.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't say he has reason to feel
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: this way about you. I mean, did he catch you
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: cheating with these guys, kissing them, sexting with any of them?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't mention that at all in your letters.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: So I'll just have to assume here that he hasn't
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: completely grown up yet. I'm sure after five years you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: think you know you want to have a future with
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: this guy, and you say you love him and everything,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: but he sounds just way too immature and insecure. I
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: don't think he's the one for you if he doesn't
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: want to accept the fact that, like you said, you
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: grew up there, you went to school with these guys,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: You have professional relationships with these people. I mean, doesn't
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: he understand that you did have a life before him.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Everyone has a past. You sound frustrated and tired here,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: not happy and in love as you should be. Above all,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: please remember that this is not gonna stop. If you
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: guys do get married, it's gonna get worse. Probably he
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: doesn't trust you, that's the issue. He does not trust you,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and he's going to continue to embarrass you sounds like,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: or just break up with you like he did before.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you should either move to
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: another city where you know no one and start afresh,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: or let him go. As I see it, those are
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: your choices because your man can't handle the truth. Steve,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: very good response. Surely, very very good. I see a
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: lot of the same thing, and let him. But see
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: she forty four, she's been with to do five years.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: He'd been complaining about the same thing. Now. You sent
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: it up by saying, you was raised in this city,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: your father was a prominent business man, you your family famous,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: and you run into guys that you grew up with,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: work with, went to high school or college with. You
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: ain't never dated them or had sex with him. Okay, well,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: let's slow up. You've never dated them or had sex
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: with you. Forty four, you single, You ain't dating nobody.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't you ain't been here, you ain't had no body. See.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: The problem is this dude is trying to figure out
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: how he come alone in this town you was raised in,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: grew up in socializing and educated in. He think you fine.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: He trying to figure out how a nobody in all
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: this time to scoop you up. That's where he had
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: with this I'm telling you how he's processing this so
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you can understand. So now he can't understand how he
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: didn't got to catch me out and ain't nobody else
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: wanted unless when we come back, I'll tell you what
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: else he thinking. Okay, all right, I can't wait to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: hear it. All right, act like a lady, think like
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: the man. I'm an author of that book. You are, sir,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: very good buck. We'll have part two seems response coming
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject I'm
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  Speaker 1: well known by a lot of men. We'll get back
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to morning show,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: The subject I'm well known by a lot of men. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And that's the problem. You've stated in this letter that
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you're well known, and your boyfriend go out. He's been
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: complaining about the same thing for five years. You know
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: too many men, But these are guys you work with.
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  Speaker 1: Your family was well well known, your famous father was
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: big business man, and you've been in the same city, church, educated, school, everything.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: All right, every time y'all go somewhere, you run up
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  Speaker 1: into me and you speak when you're friendly and you
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: never had dated or had sex with him. Now you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: didn't have to date or have sex with somebody. See,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: this is where your man is having the problem at
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you keep telling him you ain't dated or had sex
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: with none of them. He trying to figure out how
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: he didn't come to town scooped up the cats me out.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: He thank you fine, and I don't know abody else.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you fine. See that's what the problem is. Now.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Is he insecure? Yes he is, as surely said. But
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: the farmer strugas. A few weeks ago we went out
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to the farmer's market dawn. They know you're down there too. Yeah,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: so now y'all down at the farmer's market. You saw
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: a group of guys you knew air last one of
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: them too. See this ain't adding up to dog. This
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: is what's wrong because you haven't told him anything or
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: enough about your paths ass where he just been drawing
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: conclusions and he didn't drew a bunch of bad conclusions.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I introduced him to the four guys. He was kind
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: of rude when he spoke to him afterwards. He almost
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: calls it seeing he yelled, I don't want to date
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: the woman, to know everybody, all the dudes in town.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Now is he immature? Yes he is, because
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the problem he's having is, see, instead of realizing that
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: he got the prize and being proud of it and
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: walking around flexing. Instead of realizing he got the prize,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: he too worried about who had the prize. See, and
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: who had the prize is driving his ass crazy, you
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: know why, because he's looking in the real view mirror.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: He can't even see what he got now. He broke
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: up with you three years ago over the same of that,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: and you begged him back, you know. And then he said,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: when you're real friendly, make you look easy. No, being
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: friendly don't make you look easy. It gives men more
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: of the green light, but it don't make you look easy.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: He told me you should speak and move on. Damn dog.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: See See, this ain't really the guy for you. Don't
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: seem like to me. As Shirley said it right, when
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: you get married, it's only gonna get worse. He's actually
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: lectured me on this several times. About three years ago,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: y'all broke up. You know, I don't want to lose
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: him over something this silly, But I got a solid
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: business relationship with a lot of men. See, this is
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: gonna be a problem because you got a lot of men.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: So now let me ask you a question. All them
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: whole lot of men, you ain't seen one better than
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: one you got. I'm just asking. I'm tired of juggling
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: between the man I love and the friends and the
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: associates that I've known for every third years. Now, part
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: of this is your problem to a system. So let
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: me point this out to you sometime. To get what
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you want, you got to let go of what you had. Now,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: if maintaining all these relationships and friendships is more important
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: to you than the current relationship, than do it now.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's correcting this, but some of this
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: stuff you might be just a little bit too much.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, but you could be and you
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: might be too much for him. Now, some other man
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: might be cool with this hill, but this particular dude
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: right here, with his insecurities and the way he's not
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: looking at you being the prize, he's so worried about
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: who had the prize. Y'all either got to sit around
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: and you got to sit out and explain to him
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: your previous life so he can be comfortable with it
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: because right now he's assuming you've been with everybody. She
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: told him, Steve told him, what these are men that
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I've never dated or had sex with? Well, who have
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you dated? It? Had sex with? You? See, you can't
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: be from the same downtown dame damntown, No everybody and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: they had sex or dated no damn body that business
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: because if he gonna make you his wife, he want
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: to know what he's dealing with. And the ain't no dude,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: this is just the male ego, Sherley. No dude wants
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: to walk around thinking some other man that had this girl,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: and even though that probably ain't even the case, he's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: got securities. But she seems a little bit in this
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: letter the way she wrote this letter, because it's so
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: one sided. She could be little miss bubbly bubbly, flirty, flirty.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody like her. Everybody know that ain't in
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: the letter, but I'm just saying it could. I think
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: she needs to sit the ass down somewhere. She flounces, No,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: you sit out on his airbow. Folks stop touching him.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we gotta get out of here. Poster
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey, you're walking
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: like that and just the way I walk. I got
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: it like that. And check out the Strawberry Letter podcast
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: on Demands Franks. Now coming up, coming up after the hour,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: junior sports talk. Junior there I said it, coming up
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Here we go, time now for juniors. What is it?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Sport talk? Surely this is nice sports talk. I'm gonna
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: keep telling you my birthday. Heard its birthday. It's my birthday,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: birthday sports talk today. We'll do it that way, all right. Well,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: here's something that I found out. The beef between Mike
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Tyson and Don King is officially over. Mike Tyson has
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: been calling Don King names publicly over the years. We've
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: heard him, you know, calling him wretchet, slimming, reptilian, blanketed blank,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: blanketed blank. You know. He said all that back in
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: twoy eighteen, Mike Tyson through water on Don King for
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: touching him without permission during the box of the event. Well,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: they talked about the beef is squashed and as for
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Mike's upcoming fight against Roy Jones Junior September. Uh, Don
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: still thinks Tyson is dangerous as ever. So there it is.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I think so too. Yeah, he never did reach for
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: his water bottle. Never did. That's good. Yeah, I'm glad.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I never knew what the beef was about anyway. Money, money,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: a lot of money, a lot of money. Yeah yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I mean he's just he's You're right, I got my
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: money on now. Roy Jones Junior, bad boy man could
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: laud that boy got hands. He's so far, absolutely a
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: great fight. But there's no way that he could do
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: anything with me. That's not even possible. That I don't
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: even care. Up from fifty three or fifty four, I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: have all I am to do. I'm gonna knock Roy
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: ass out, even though it's an ex beating whatever they
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: call it. I'm moving Roy whatever they call it. Yeah,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, you really got him down. Yea one
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: more time, one more time we got we gotta fight
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: coming up, Me and Roy Roy Roy Jones Jr. Whatever
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fight. And people like that, you know when
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: they when they hear at the Beacon, they think we're
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be playing. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna knock Roy
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: ass out. That's what I'm gonna do. And that's what
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Mike made a living doing. Yeah. The one thing about boxing,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: you can't play fight at all. No, no, because you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: get the project for charity. When you counter it's for charity.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it's for. I think they're raising
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: money for charity. Somebody getting the ass for new kids?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Is it only eight months? Did I hear that? Correctly?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Listen to me that ain't hot his work boxing? You
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: play golf for charity. You know you don't get your
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: assof for some kids took your old ass ring. I'm
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: fighting for these children. You ain't gonna be here to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: see him grow up. Mike does seem like he's ready,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: though I've seen it all right, Thank you, Junior. Coming
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, do you think
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: there should be a second COVID nineteen shutdown? We'll talk
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening hard morning show. So, Junior,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I saw you out there, Jesus not me. I love it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I throw a hand try Jesus. Please don't try me
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: because I find Yeah, everything that's your theme. Oh that's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: my job. To several people said this is my new anthem,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: your monica, all of that? All right? Um, so I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: was saying Steve that I saw Junior out and about
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: he was shopping on Saturday. I think we met up
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: at Target. Junior. Well, y'all out, what is that? What
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: is that you have to go to the store occasionally?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I want to Junior, your ass can't be out nowhere.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta eat. Yeah, I got a pre existent U
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I know what I got time, but I had mask
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: on I was I was it from Target? Je dog?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: They got? Yeah, man, why did you all in my park? Well? Anyway, anyway,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: your groceries in or something. I gotta try to get
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: eating some of the same stuff cook Man. Anyway, Nutstro
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: did a little video and we posted it on Steve
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM. If you want to see it, it's on Instagram. Uh,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: everybody's saying my body language in the video. Carla was like,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I really didn't want you to come over to the car.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: You did, Yeah, you didn't, But next, don't hunt the horn.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Never hunt the horn. I didn't know who was in
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: this big old truck, I said, who did na see Shirley?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: The pass the seat and she I ain't seen nobody
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: since March. Of course, I was is this when you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: wrote the poem? Junior? Is this when y'all talked about
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: the post right after that for the birthday. Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I just didn't. I didn't mind you come over, Junior.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Just not getting you know, social distancing. That's seen each other.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: We haven't seen each other COVID nineteen. Everybody thought I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: was speaking through I already know you ain't got COVID
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: shoes kin. She's gonna care sick or seal. But everybody
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: thought I had the window up. It really was good
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to see he pre existed roller. Yeah. Hey, hold on, man,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: hold up, hold on. I got an argument yesterday. We
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: pull up at the street called Abanati. A homeless dude
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: got a sign. The sign say God help. Okay, that's weird.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: But he ain't got no mask on. So he comes
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: round to the car. Now he comes around to the
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: passenger side. I'm sitting up in the car with a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: mask on. He knocked on the window. I see you.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: He knocks on the window. Can you help me, sir? Now,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: your ass ain't got no mask on. Dogs So finally, man,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: he bag on the wind again. I said, I brought
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: cracked the one. I said, bro, don't hit this winder.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: No damn more. You signed like Steve Harvey. So that yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: dog masking all making all because you know, I gotta
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: wait a a man. I'm told you don't beat on
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: this winder no more. Man, you signed like Steve Harvey.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: No man, you got to give away from me without
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: this mask on. You're standing on me, breathing on me. Dog,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah this COVID. I ain't got no time for this here.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, I help you out, Pardner. But yeah
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: you do y'all think it should be a second shot
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: down because of the numbers. Well, it's going to have
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: to be in some places. Yeah, it's good. Right, it's
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: going to have to be because people won't wear masks.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: If we would wear our masks in social distance, that
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: would cut a lot of this down. We wouldn't everything down,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: family few because I can't get you ready, man, I
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: got this house. Man, Yeah, you should everything down. And
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't being biased, oh no. And I wish our
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: young people would stop doing that getting you said, little
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Boosey had a part of Tommy and Little Boozy had
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: a party was play shoulder to shoulder, man, I said, God,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: they don't care. They don't care, all right? Coming up
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: more trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: be back at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, more stimulus
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: checks are on the way, and the next batch of
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen relief officially called the Heels Act. This time
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: the Heels Act stimulus package proposal. Republicans say Americans have
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: official confirmation that another stimulus check is coming for millions
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: struggling with economic effects of COVID nineteen. The Heels Act
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: repeats the structure of the Cares Act twelve hundred dollars
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: for adults whose gross income is seventy five thousand dollars
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: and twenty four hundred dollars for married couples with gross
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: income of one hundred and fifty thousand dollars joint filers.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer called this package weak tea and
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: the country needs a much stronger brew. He's right, that's
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: not enough money. That's not it's not not yeah. Yeah,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: these people are losing their jobs, their businesses, their life
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: and giving them a twelve hundred dollars twenty see. But
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: they think it's a it's this is all politics now y'all. Yes,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: that's we've got another stimulus package coming. Here's twelve hundred dollars.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Of course they want the money, yeah yeah, but twelve
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars when you all the way out, yeah exactly. Mortgage, rent, card,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: doctor bills, everything, and when you come to us, they
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: never can find the money. But let the Defense Act
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: needs some money, they find treat for war. Yeah yeah,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: and that's because they make money at war. Wow. All right,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: listening to show. Well, guys, are we in for a treat?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Our resident poet Junior is here. Oh yeah, Shirley, you're
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: in for a treat today. Oh oh, you got me?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Just see you got you got well, you know, her
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: husband called me said, could I put some words together?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Who husband? Shla hut something together and put this together
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: for Shirley. So I did. And it's affectionately called Shirley's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Birthday poem. That's all. It's called me favor? What's that up?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Be as disappointing as you usually are, Come on, I'm
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: for the shock of the day. Though. Shirley's Birthday, Palem
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: go on, Shirley Strawberry, shirtless Strawberry, You're the type of
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: woman every man wants to marry. Today's show birthday, and
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: that might be scary because you're getting kind of old
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: and you can't eat dairy better than grapes and better
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: than mangoes. So let's Netflix and chill and watch the
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: reruns of the Django because you better than cherries or
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: apples and lemons. You're smart and more classic than all
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: other women's the black of the berry, the sweeter than juice.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: You may be getting older, but you're still really cute.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: The end. Happy birthday, Shirty. What you say, women's women?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: That poem was so wrong women this Nest thought that
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: didn't say any of that, and he felt I was old.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm not young. I didn't say that. This
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: is what this is that you did lemons and mangoes
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: and chary because of fruit, because of yeah, that's eye
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: was on a fruit thing. I had nothing else. Really,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I said, this is donna have to work, Nest though,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: and he agreed, so you know what he caught. It
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: was moving. He actually getting the frame for you today.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: It's one of yours. I don't want you to feel
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: like you Well, you're going to read just every day,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: all right, Okay, do it one more time. Maybe I
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: didn't feel at the first you didn't get it because
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: your last name of fruit, shirty strawberry, shirty strawberry. You're
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the type of win every You're the type of woman
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: every man wants to marry. Today is your birthday, and
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: that might be scary because you're getting kind of old
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: and you eat can't eat dairy. Hmm. You're better than
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: breaks and better than mango. So let's Netflix and chill
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and rewatch free rods of the django because you're better
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: than cherries, apples or limons, and you're smart when all
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: classic women's I see the same that time, the black
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: of the berries, sweet juice. Yeah, just hit me now.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: You may be getting older, but you're still real cute.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, d n Yeah, silent, silent coming up into
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and of course Steve
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey will have some closing remarks. Uh, that's coming up
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  Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show. Here we are last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Guys, it's been a pretty good day.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. Happy birthday. What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do today? Well, first of all, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to get my hair done. Oh nice, wear your mask,
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  Speaker 1: I will. I wouldn't go get it done, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you that. But my husband said, are you going to
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  Speaker 1: get your hair done for your birthday? And I said why?
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  Speaker 1: He said, it's getting a little puffy in the back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you, he said, it's getting a little
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  Speaker 1: puffy in the back. Son't put your mask on, get
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  Speaker 1: on over there, all right. Yeah, it'll just be me
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  Speaker 1: and the my stylist in the salon. That's it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sounds how you do it? Yeah, that's it what they
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  Speaker 1: completely covered. Yeah. I'll have some cake. I'll have some
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  Speaker 1: ice cream, definitely some homemade vanilla by Blue Bell. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll either have a lemon cake I think lemon cake
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  Speaker 1: or a pound cake. Those are my favorites. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then um, then I'll be ready for my presence.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, look at the time all of us and
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  Speaker 1: we kind of pulled out. We have to. Hey, once
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  Speaker 1: you got a husband, you ain't. I ain't got a
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  Speaker 1: word about it, I don't hear. Well, who job that is,
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  Speaker 1: then I'll be ready for my presence and then that
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  Speaker 1: that'll be for me. Okay, rain check when the pandemic
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  Speaker 1: is over. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I accept
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  Speaker 1: gifts whenever. It's all good. July it was a huge
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  Speaker 1: birthday month, faulk people. I'm associated with employees and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of birthdays this month. We had sixteen, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty second, and they just on and on, Wow, on
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  Speaker 1: this show. Junior is the eighteenth. I'm the twenty eighth
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  Speaker 1: in July. Yeah, yeah, my son nineteenth and you're yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your son, it's the nineteenth, big month, right, July. Neighbor girls,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, guys. I appreciate you guys so much.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for my poem. Yeah today is
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  Speaker 1: the twenty eighth. Uh huh, you got it right, Junior said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm old, but I'm cute. What No, nest Ask him
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  Speaker 1: when you see him, ask him. Nesto didn't write that poem.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't a poet. Hell you, that wasn't. He gave
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  Speaker 1: me the feeling that he wanted it to say. I'll
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  Speaker 1: never say that I know I already know. Try Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: come on, you're ready with your ninety nine days to
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  Speaker 1: the election, Steve. It is ninety nine days to the election,
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  Speaker 1: and we've got to We've got to get in gear, folks.
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  Speaker 1: We have got to be as serious about this election
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  Speaker 1: as we were in two thousand and eight. That's how
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  Speaker 1: serious we have to be. We have to show up
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  Speaker 1: at the polls like we showed up when Barack Obama
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  Speaker 1: is running for president. You see, because what's at stake
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  Speaker 1: here is a lot. Oh, this ain't about judges and
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  Speaker 1: and and and and abortion and gay rights and so
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  Speaker 1: forth and so on, an immigration, this is about anything
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  Speaker 1: else you can add on top of that. This dude
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  Speaker 1: is destroying the fiber of this country. Well, let me
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  Speaker 1: put it to you this way. This dude is unraveling
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  Speaker 1: and peeling back and revealing so much about this country
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  Speaker 1: and allowing it to come back. I'll tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: When he said make America great again, oh he did
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  Speaker 1: not lie. But the greatness that he was talking about
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  Speaker 1: was not good for any of us. It was really
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  Speaker 1: not good for the majority of them. But they masked
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  Speaker 1: it so well, They hid the agenda so well to
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  Speaker 1: make them think it was gonna get America back to
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  Speaker 1: this great place. Yeah, but America get back to what place?
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  Speaker 1: When was it greater for black people? Tell me when
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  Speaker 1: that was? When was it greater for Latinos? When can
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  Speaker 1: we go back when it was greater for Native Americans?
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  Speaker 1: Unless you go back to the Pilgrim days, unless I
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  Speaker 1: just don't know how it could be. We cannot allow
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  Speaker 1: what has happened over the next four years to take
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  Speaker 1: another four years old. Because this dude gonna go out
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  Speaker 1: of the blaze of glory. Man, He's gonna destroy everything.
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  Speaker 1: And if you want of those people who need the
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  Speaker 1: government for certain things, if you're one of those people
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  Speaker 1: who have relatives who need the government who have to
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  Speaker 1: have certain policies in place, you're in trouble man, because
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  Speaker 1: he does not care. This man wouldn't even go to
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  Speaker 1: Congressman Congressman Lewis's funeral and said he wasn't going. This
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  Speaker 1: dude does not care in the least bit what you
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  Speaker 1: think of him, how he looks, or how you feel
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't voting for him, He don't give a
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  Speaker 1: damn about you. He don't even know how to play
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  Speaker 1: the game, man. He's just blatant with it, y'all. We
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  Speaker 1: can't deal with this. He don't like Black Lives matter.
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  Speaker 1: He mad at the mayor for painting it in front
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  Speaker 1: of his building. He I mean man like he owned
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  Speaker 1: New York City. Listen, y'all, when we all vote dot org, everybody,
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