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Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac, Kevin Hart - 09.21.19 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: me true good to tete how listening to me? To
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  Speaker 1: other for stoo bar quickly to listen by don't you join? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah by joining with men said go turn be hurt
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  Speaker 1: in the long. Yeah, very you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn lobby, got to turn out to turn. Want come
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing? Got it? Uh huh, good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me na
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  Speaker 1: one and only. Steve Harvey, I got a radio show, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: real grateful for that. You know, it's funny man. I
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  Speaker 1: remember when I um first started out in radio. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of my peers laughed at me. It was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some of it was being mean spirited. Some of it
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  Speaker 1: was just you know, marking me. I'm used to stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. But I had as a special guest on
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  Speaker 1: my show, Joel Oldstein on my talk show and you
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  Speaker 1: know something, man, he he said something that was I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember the scripture. I don't know exactly how I where.
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  Speaker 1: Like we were having a long conversation, But the gist
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  Speaker 1: of it was, don't be upset with where you are now,
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  Speaker 1: and don't be upset with the small things in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Be grateful for the small things and the small position
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  Speaker 1: that you have right now, because you don't know where
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  Speaker 1: that's going. You don't know what that's gonna be one day.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what that's gonna lead to. And that
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  Speaker 1: was very uh warming to hear him say that, But
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  Speaker 1: it also reminded me of when I started in radio,
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  Speaker 1: how small it was. It reminded me of when I
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  Speaker 1: started in stand up making twenty five dollars a show.
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  Speaker 1: It reminded me of the cause I used to drive
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  Speaker 1: and the cause I didn't have. It reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: not having a home at a period in my life
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  Speaker 1: and what God has allowed me to live in now.
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  Speaker 1: So don't be distraught over your position now and don't
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  Speaker 1: be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you have now
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  Speaker 1: because you don't know what that's gonna grow into. And
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  Speaker 1: that's really the gist of what he got that I
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  Speaker 1: that I got from what he was saying. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to share that with you, that where you are now,
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  Speaker 1: it's so temporary. Because now, like I've said before, I
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  Speaker 1: was a fleeting moment. As soon as you say now,
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  Speaker 1: right after you finished saying now, that moment that you
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  Speaker 1: claimed as now, that's gone. So the where you are
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  Speaker 1: now it's a very fleeting process. Now you can change
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  Speaker 1: where you are now, and you can change how you
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  Speaker 1: feel about where you're at now, and you can change
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  Speaker 1: about where you're going by simply changing your mind. It
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  Speaker 1: is no difference. I'm telling you, folks. The thing that
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  Speaker 1: I've learned about successful people is not so much what
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  Speaker 1: they do. It's not what they have, is not how
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  Speaker 1: I see them functioning. The biggest thing I've learned about
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  Speaker 1: successful people is how they think. That's the thing that's different.
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  Speaker 1: It's how they think. And I'm telling you that you
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  Speaker 1: can change the way you think on any subject and
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  Speaker 1: start becoming successful towards that starting now, and that you
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  Speaker 1: have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference I've noticed
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  Speaker 1: between successful people and non successful people is how they think.
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  Speaker 1: I was reading what is God said that he was
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  Speaker 1: taught all wrong about money. He said that his father
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  Speaker 1: was very negative about money. He all throughout his life
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  Speaker 1: he heard his father to say, you know, people who
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  Speaker 1: got money have walked on somebody to get it, or
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  Speaker 1: cheated somebody to get it. People who have money, money
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  Speaker 1: is the root of all evil. Money is money is this,
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  Speaker 1: And people who got money, you know, don't deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: They've done something wrong to get it, y'ad, y'all. So
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  Speaker 1: he said, he grew up the whole time thinking that
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  Speaker 1: having money was something was wrong with that. He discovered
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  Speaker 1: that it wasn't. You know. Now, Look, you can choose
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  Speaker 1: to be successful in any way you want to. I've
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  Speaker 1: chosen several ways to be successful. I want to be
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  Speaker 1: a very very successful father. I think that's one of
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  Speaker 1: the things that's paramount in my life that I really
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  Speaker 1: am working hard right now to become a successful father.
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  Speaker 1: Not a successful father in terms of money, but a
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  Speaker 1: successful father in terms of offering the amount of love
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  Speaker 1: and guidance and leadership and the example that my children
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  Speaker 1: need to look at. And that's what I'm really really
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  Speaker 1: working hard at now. I want to be successful as
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  Speaker 1: a father, but also I want to be successful as
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  Speaker 1: a husband. You know. I want Marjorie to always know
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  Speaker 1: that she can count on me, that to not have
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  Speaker 1: to wonder about me, a look for me you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want her to feel secure in the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I really have gotten it right, that I really am
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  Speaker 1: focused on being a good husband to her, because it
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  Speaker 1: means so much to me, having gone through everything I've
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  Speaker 1: gone through and having God to have at this stage
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  Speaker 1: of my life giving me such a wonderful gift. I
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  Speaker 1: want to want to show her how much I appreciate it. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know. So I'm working hard on a lot of levels.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working hard and trying very strong to be a
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  Speaker 1: successful motivator of people. I want to be a share
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  Speaker 1: of information to people that will uplift others and give
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  Speaker 1: others the same things that I've learned through the trials
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  Speaker 1: and tribulations of my life. But at the same time
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  Speaker 1: share that information and use the power this microphone to
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  Speaker 1: uplift people, you know, not to destroy. My show is
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  Speaker 1: not about guess what's going? So said, guess what's going?
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  Speaker 1: And so did. I don't like mean spirited things about people,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I joke with people calling this that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like destroying people with the power to microphone.
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  Speaker 1: So working very hard on being successful in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of areas of my life now. Also, I do care
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  Speaker 1: about being financially successful too, because my father the one
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  Speaker 1: one of the gifts he gave me was very simple gift.
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  Speaker 1: He told me a long time ago. He said, son,
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  Speaker 1: the best thing you can do for poor people is
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  Speaker 1: not be one of them, and stuck with me. And
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  Speaker 1: this was a hard working man who was a coal
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  Speaker 1: miner who worked construction his entire life. My father didn't
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  Speaker 1: have an easy life man. My father didn't sit behind
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  Speaker 1: the microphone. My father didn't come to work and people
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  Speaker 1: cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father was
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  Speaker 1: just a go get it dude. That he instilled that
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  Speaker 1: in me. And I've taken that and applied it to
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  Speaker 1: my craft and I thank God for him for that.
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  Speaker 1: But I do try to be financially successful so that
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  Speaker 1: I can do some things with it to help some
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  Speaker 1: other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things? No?
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  Speaker 1: Do I apologize for having nice things? No? And why
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  Speaker 1: should I I work? I work? You know, I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not and I'm not on the radio asking to
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  Speaker 1: give me money, you know, so I can go buy
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  Speaker 1: a car. I'm working. So I don't feel how you
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  Speaker 1: want to feel. And other people do feel that way
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  Speaker 1: about it. But if success in terms of finance it's
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  Speaker 1: what you're lacking, you can go about the business of
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  Speaker 1: doing Now. I'm writing a book, and that whole book
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  Speaker 1: is about teaching people how to become successful. And Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm breaking it down in a way where everybody can
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  Speaker 1: get it, man, because I want the college student to
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  Speaker 1: get it, you know, I want I want the working
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  Speaker 1: mom to get it, the single mom to get it,
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  Speaker 1: the the the hard working father that has been trying
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  Speaker 1: to hold his family together can get it. The father
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  Speaker 1: that ain't ever got it together and feel that because
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  Speaker 1: of that reason, he can't be the father he needs
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  Speaker 1: to be. I'm writing something, man, to put it into words,
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that God is a forgiving God,
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  Speaker 1: and that God is a merciful God, and that God
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  Speaker 1: can get you out of any situation you find yourself in.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't beat yourself up every time you make
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. I make mistakes all the time, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: just got to remind myself to get up. I ask
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  Speaker 1: God for forgiveness, I call on his mercy and his
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  Speaker 1: grace and I get up and I go again. But
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  Speaker 1: it's coming, man, And the finance success is what you want.
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  Speaker 1: You got to change your mind. You got to start
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  Speaker 1: thinking about how to produce it. You got what you
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  Speaker 1: gotta just this is not what you do first. The
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  Speaker 1: first thing you do is you gotta ask. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: ask ask to have a life and have a life
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  Speaker 1: more abundantly. That's a scripture that he comes to you
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  Speaker 1: to give you life and to give you life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 1: That's the scripture. That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
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  Speaker 1: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
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  Speaker 1: Now follow the rest of it, But it starts by asking.
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  Speaker 1: Then it starts by believing and how to don't even
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  Speaker 1: worry about that. He takes care of that himself. He'll
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  Speaker 1: send the stuff your way. But you gotta be willing
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  Speaker 1: to put some effort in this thing now and you
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  Speaker 1: can do it. Okay. I know I was a little
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  Speaker 1: around the place today, but that's what it was. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's go get it to ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls and everybody around the world. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the skeeve of and Morning show. Today's show
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  Speaker 1: is dedicated to people who like to smile, Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you like to smile, this show is dedicated to you
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  Speaker 1: grinning with your bands self. Kurt Frankly got a song
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  Speaker 1: I'll said, you look so much better when you smile.
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  Speaker 1: You got to smile, man. Ugly people look better when
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  Speaker 1: they smile. Pretty people look prettier when they smile. Song
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  Speaker 1: is simple, you look so much better when you smile
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  Speaker 1: while you're going through. So this is for everybody that
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  Speaker 1: likes to smile. I do like smiling. I like grinning.
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  Speaker 1: I like flat out and laughing, hollering. Yeah, and Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you man for giving me some
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  Speaker 1: holly a moment like what, oh, that's so good when
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  Speaker 1: that food said? If he wearing that lot of that
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  Speaker 1: got to father, But what you say? I got to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to get away from my family. Funny,
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  Speaker 1: I'm staging my death right And that's so funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: Man good because he knows, Yeah, if he gets six
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  Speaker 1: d million dollar, he ain't gonna right. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to keep explaining this to my wife where I be,
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  Speaker 1: where that is, where I being so they can sive me.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to walk in there with another woman
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  Speaker 1: in front of white But yeah, it's gonna happen. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want your girlfriend taking a picture of me and
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  Speaker 1: sending it to you in the restaurant about to go out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody your brother in law, he'll bouncer
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  Speaker 1: down at the Cheetah. He don't need to see send
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  Speaker 1: you the video of me making it rain. He's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a dead millionaire. I'm just going to say that.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Tommy said he got to get away from
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  Speaker 1: his family to bring this shame on, to fake his death.
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  Speaker 1: You have to hear only the guys on this show
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  Speaker 1: like that. I know you were. I couldn't breath good.
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you Tommy Man for making but
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  Speaker 1: that's I ain't laughed that hard since I had one
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  Speaker 1: right there, I've had some good laughs. He looking at
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  Speaker 1: his wife's and saying I'll get away from and explained
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  Speaker 1: the humor and that because I don't get he ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna act right with this money s after SI right
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  Speaker 1: after the joy of winning dog. Now me on the
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  Speaker 1: other hand, me and Margree, we thank you bawling. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm at I'm gonna have to share Instagram all It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be fabulous. We just have to ship it. Up,
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  Speaker 1: explained where we are and what we got. I'm star
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  Speaker 1: I would do this, okay, if I just had to
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  Speaker 1: keep the family together, I move next, dough to Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go, stupid, we have to go, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back and we're gonna talk about the Death Comedy
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  Speaker 1: Jam twenty anniversary. All right, Oh, your nephew, you're up next.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we are celebrating
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  Speaker 1: Deaf Comedy Jams twenty five anniversary special on Netflix. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: nephew and Steve, it is time for something funny. What
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  Speaker 1: you got now? All right, Steve, as you know man.
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  Speaker 1: Def Comedy Jam twenty five marks the anniversary of the
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  Speaker 1: pioneering comedy series Death Comedy Jam, which gave sable major
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  Speaker 1: black comedians and comedians they first major start who would
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  Speaker 1: then go on to be amazing do it again Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: who would then go on and have careers and become Okay, sir,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, sommercial experienced Tommy. And if you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to it reads like commercial, I should have. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: ain't content on the show. Yes it is okay, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: just a quick reading and just take the time. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: steps going down Man Death Comedy Jam, Yeah, number twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: This is the twenty fifth anniversary of the you know,
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  Speaker 1: the pioneering comedy series Death Dam which you know this
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  Speaker 1: gave everybody what all the comedians that y'all first major starts.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm happy to know that my uncle is in
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  Speaker 1: the lineup. Yeah, I'm excited about that. Next to Yo, Netflix, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to miss it. This is Bill Bellamy,
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  Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence, Centric to entertain the David Chappelle, Cat Williams,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Epps, Oh my god, Dell Gibbons, Tiffany had Is,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hard, the one and only Steve Harvey, Brown Clippers
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  Speaker 1: on that two boys, Okay, okay, And then of course
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  Speaker 1: we can't forget who DJ Kid copy Kid was out.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all got to see this man, because this right here,
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  Speaker 1: what's really man? The first time I've ever uh been
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  Speaker 1: around that many black acts of notoriety. Ever, the only
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  Speaker 1: two that was missing was rock and and Kevin Hard,
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  Speaker 1: and they both sent in tapes. They was the only
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  Speaker 1: two missing. Everybody else was there, Yeah, Joe t was there. Man, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Quake was there, Bruce Bruce was there, Alex Thomas was there,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Spencer was there, Buddy Lewis was there, Mark Curry
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  Speaker 1: was there, Laura Hayes was there. Dal Givens the joint,
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  Speaker 1: she went out to set a dail, went out there
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  Speaker 1: to set. Do you hear me in front of comedians?
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  Speaker 1: We was in the flow last that dog on the
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  Speaker 1: dail Givens mouth file. She had the best performance of
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  Speaker 1: the entire night. Oh, this girl right here was all
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  Speaker 1: pro man, all pro. She walked out there and let
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  Speaker 1: them have it. Yeah, and and other women. Cheryl was there,
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  Speaker 1: a very unsu uh sa Ray. Now some more to
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  Speaker 1: maker some footage for some more is there? Dale was there,
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  Speaker 1: said was there? He paid tribute to Kings, walked out
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  Speaker 1: and paid tribute to be mac. Oh dog, it was bad.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember this one right here? White people get drunk?
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  Speaker 1: Something tell you some white folks do that. You never
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  Speaker 1: really knew about here. What white folks do. They get
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of them together and they're getting the car.
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  Speaker 1: Then they drive to a bar and they're going there
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  Speaker 1: and they start drinking. Well, they leave that ball. They
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  Speaker 1: get in that car getting and they draw to another ball.
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  Speaker 1: They they get drunk in that ball, but they don't
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  Speaker 1: stop there to get the drunk ass back in the car,
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  Speaker 1: and they drive to another ball. Now they drunk his hell.
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  Speaker 1: Then they drive home and one of them for up
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  Speaker 1: in the other one's car. Then they go to what
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  Speaker 1: the next morning, say, ah, a great in time. Still,
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  Speaker 1: let's just Tommy Pike in the line. That's where we
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  Speaker 1: draw the line. Right there. You're not fow up in
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  Speaker 1: a black person ride. The party is over with. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: no more get ass time. When you vomit in the
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  Speaker 1: brother's ride, when you back, not look like your ass
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  Speaker 1: to spend the vomit in the rock. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: we see that wind gathering up in your jaws, here, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's you doing. What's you're doing? What's you're doing? What
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  Speaker 1: you're doing because you bring that doctor, get this down,
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  Speaker 1: get your ass cock of don game. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you look like you had never heard that joke in
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  Speaker 1: your Remember that. I remember the joke listening to it,
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  Speaker 1: he said. I started laughing and said here, as soon
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  Speaker 1: as we see that weird started doing it. He started
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  Speaker 1: doing it. That's funny. That's why you need to watch
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Okay, Okay, I'm digging deep into our cat.
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  Speaker 1: We got a right here is for the late grade,
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  Speaker 1: burning Mac. I ain't scaring your mother. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you something self. The mother rest. I ain't coming from
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  Speaker 1: the foolishness. And New York women look good. You're like
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  Speaker 1: a bigger eggselfing look good. I love sex. I love
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  Speaker 1: it king no, mom, and I'm blessed. I'm big boned.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having structure. I'm hung loop. If I pulled my own,
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  Speaker 1: this whole room get dark. You don't understand. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: skidding you, mother. I love I love sex, man, I
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  Speaker 1: love it by the pound. I've definitely put this didn't
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  Speaker 1: can't can you imagine sex? And can be shopped lifting
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  Speaker 1: and folks be playing ball? Man? Then know what you
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  Speaker 1: get ready to do? And I'm time to get Mr
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  Speaker 1: spect I'm going in kick. You don't understand. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: scarting you mother. We can't wait this Tunesday, September twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: don't miss Deaf Comedy Jam special on Netflix. My uncle
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  Speaker 1: is there in the building coming up next. The nephew
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  Speaker 1: back again, would run that prank back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up. At the time of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Miss Ann will be here with our national news.
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  Speaker 1: But first, here's the nephew would run that prankback? Let's
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  Speaker 1: go now, Sarah, get mother m s because sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: got the loan man, damn something you have to loan
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  Speaker 1: out yourself? Do that? Do it for the team? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the team. You cannot have a baby for the team.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: What what's wrong with having a baby for the tape? Man?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You said it? Let's pay the damn prink? How are
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: you mad about? He's got a prank or two? Do
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Now, you're gonna get prank slapped.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: You keep on, but you got a prank or two
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to bother to me? Man, you're gonna you're gonna You're
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: gonna mess dr Okay, what you're gonna get pranks dated
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: up in here? T h Yeah, Roger, can I speak
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man? And how you doing.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I go to the same church y'all go to. Okay,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of the guys at
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the church. Man. They told me that if I wanted
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: to talk to y'all, could I could reach out to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you or whatever? How you doing today? I'm good, man,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. Does
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she work
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: in a while. Brother, Yeah, who who is this? Bro?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I didn't, Calvin Man, we go to
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happened. Dog.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: trying to do now just find another type of way
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to make this happen. Now. You say your wife is
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: in good condition, right, My wife is in a good condition. Brother.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: What did she got to do with you and trying
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to have a baby. She You know, y'all already got kids,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: don't you. Y'all got like from what the brother the
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: church told me, y'all got three kids right there? We
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: here's what I'm trying to do, man. I was hoping
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: that I could find somebody, a female that would be
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a good seregrant mother, or what you know. What I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: we want to have kids, man, we want to have
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a brother. Hold on, brother, you just said you you're
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: looking for a seragan mother, and the brother church told
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you to call me. Well no, no, no, an nobody
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: tell me to actually call you. I asked them about
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you and your wife. You know, I asked him for
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, so you've been you've been eyeing my wife?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no not, I ain't been. You're
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I really do. Man, me and my wife we lit
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You called me about my wife and you want her
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to be a Saragant mother for you. I don't even
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: while be on the phone. Brother, here's the real deal, man,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: me and my wife, we can't have kids. We tried
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and tried and tried, and you know, biologically we've just
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: been going through it and going through it man. And
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I was just you know, I've seen your wife. She healthy.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I see y'all that church all the time, and I
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: was just like, reach it out, man, maybe somebody wouldn't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: mind being the Saragan mother for for for me and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: my wife so we can have a child. I'm figured
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that sharegan mother, I mean dog. Hold on, brother, you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: calling me to see if my wife can be a
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: sharegon mone see your child. And I know it's crazy.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's crazy and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: all the members in the church. You're calling me to
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: get my wife to have your baby. Dog. I know
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man, I do. I don't know what
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: ignorant brother, I'm trying. You sound ignorant, you man, that's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: so many place to go at. Dr Baby. I can
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: take you down to the county court and I can't
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: show your kids. Needn't got right. Next you can go
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: to Africa like like like all the rest of them,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: people gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: my wife. It's twenty tho members in this church. Do
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you know our stupid you said, brother? No, not brother, brother, man, listen, man,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man. How
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: are you trying to come across the brother? You didn't
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: done it, just hear me out, Man, I don't want
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you to go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: looking for a Sarah Good mother. We look, we've seen
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: me to pick you out of all the people that
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: go to the church. I understand that, man, I do.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: But listen, we would love for your wife to be
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the surrogate mother. And we're willing to pay for this.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But listen to them if you don't mind. We don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: want to do this with no test tubes and all
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: that they they mixed my seed with her with with
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: with her eggs. We want to do this naturally. Warld
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: war war war You're you just said, Man, you gotta
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: understand a real man want to you want to do
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it realistically? You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that, brother,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: hard are you telling me that you want to have
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: sex with my wife? But I mean, I mean, you
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: know you don't you want to lose all my Christianity
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: right now? Brother? You want to have a baby the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: real way though, you know what I'm saying, I don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: give a damn having this fake way you tell me
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you want to lay down in the battle my wife.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: But don't you already got three kids. Think about the
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: people that can't have a doctor. Baby. Man, take your
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: there ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: sit down, psychiotric, I don't have your baby. Do you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Man. I don't get my number. Man to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: mean you get my number. I got your number for
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: one of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: gonna just be real with you like a man. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: wanted to come at you first and talk to you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: like a man and see you know if you was
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: cool with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: go to your wife and just talked on what I'm
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: just gonna go. I'm just gonna talk to your wife.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: It's you lost your mind. I told you the answer
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: no to Now he's me gonna go around me and
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: act which I ain't gonna do to talk to my
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: wife right now. You called my wife. I'm gonna tell
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you what's really gonna happen. You calling my wife and
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: wife next Sunday, I'm nevern we didn't go through this here.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: whoop you. You ain't gonna do nothing to me, your
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: me and my wife who deserved a child too. You ain't.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna stand in the middle of this. I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: hand in the middle of this. He lost you talk
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: to my wife's next? What you want to I got
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. Man,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? You say? What the you
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: gotta safe? You can get off My best is nephew
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: tillt me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: got planked by your homeboy? What this is? Who this
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: is this? Listen? Who is this man? This nephew? Tell
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: me Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You're oh boy?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Got me to Frank phone call you man. I'm over here, Man,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: my head is spinning. Got me. I'm ready to fight. Brother. Hey,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing that dog man, What is
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the land. Man to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: got me this morning man? Got me man? Is your
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Man about the prank? He's talking to Steve Man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't done here. I see, I see. Now it's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: time for you to be pranked again. See you didn't
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: got you didn't you didn't got two? Three more shows
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you I'll let you. You think you un prankauple. You're
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: right now, yah think Yeah, I'm gonna do it while
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: he owned his show forgot how to do Oh you
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: gotta get with the producers. I'll tell you how to
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: do it. I get what a holiday, But we don't
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: set him up. Just just oh my god, I know
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: how to do it. Just text me time. We gotta
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: get him. Oh yeah, that'd be great. You the one
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. You know, in order to get something,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you gotta bring this one prank. Can't go back. All right, listen, guys,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna's coming up next with National News. She'll have
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the latest on Hurricane Maria and Jose and Mexico. Lord
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Mexico is struggling with the second earthquake. You're listening to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey show. All right, Steve, here we go your
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: talk show today. Two very interesting guests from the Kardashians,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian and Scott Dissack. Chloe Kardashian was really really nice. Yeah,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: he got outfit on you gonna want Really, I can't
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: wait to say she was Was it from her line
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: or I don't know. I ask that. I know she
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: had on the chail belt. No, No, her shoes wasn't
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: from her shoes. The shoes she had on so funky. Yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I told her, I said, Margie, don't want them shoes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: She said, Steve Marjorie has She said, please. She was
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: really cool, really really cool. And you know he was cool,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you know, he just I don't really know him, you know,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: like that, I don't really never met him. I was
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: my first time meeting Hurt. Really yeah, I met the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: rest of him. I've met um, Kim highly on the
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Mom the mom is really cool. Man, he's really cool. Well,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you can't be in l back in l A and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: not have the Kardashians on, I mean show, right of course.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: You know I'm looking for Kim Man uh, Kanye. Yes, Yes,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: this is my wish list for dream guests. At the
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: top of the list Barack and Michelle Obama. That's at
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the top of my If I could get them, man,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that would really make Next on the list is j
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: and Beyonce. Oh yeah, I would love to get them
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: on the show. Okay together or together as a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: that would be good. Like Kevin Hard and his wife
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: would be my next and speaking to Kevin man, uh
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you know he Kevin is a friend of mine, so
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: all is just swirling around him. You know, he's gonna
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: survive it. It's it's a tough, tough position to be in.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I think everybody learns a lesson here. I think, you know,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: you have to make a lot men for people to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: air a man. You know, stop thinking because people are
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: celebrities or their ministers that they're not humans. Man. They
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: all human being. And once you fame us, your mistakes
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: have a spotlight on them, and the mistakes become glaring
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to the public. You know, my hope for all of
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: this is that their family can survive it. You know,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: that's my only hope in this thing, is that their
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: family can survive. Kevin strong enough to take this. You know,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: when I'm out there in the light, I'm strong enough
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to take it. What the concern is his children and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: his wife. Now, I know, whatever everybody gonna say, well,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: he should have thought about that. I got all of that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I got all of that. What you're saying that ain't
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I'm not passing judgement here, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not giving anybody a free path. I'm just
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: talking about the part of it that when you do
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: make the mistake, can we can we make a lotment
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: for that? Or are we so perfect in our own
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: life that we just we just ready to climb on
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the wagon and just running running out of town. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: don't think that's the case. I think that he's made
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a mistake. He admitted to it. They tried to extort him,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you know, he fighting it. None of this would have
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: happened had it never happened, though, and so that's still there.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So but he's my friends. So I'm standing beside period.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: He's my friend. I stand beside, I stand inside. All
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Mama said, friends when they make mistakes, hopefully they would
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: stand next to me. Yeah, all right, she's here. Steve
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: was more of today's ladies and gentlemen, the loveliness and trip.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, and there's a lot to talk
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: about in good morning, everybody out there. The most powerful
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: hurricane to hit Puerto Rico in decades has cut a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: path of destruction across the island. Governor Ricardo ro Cello
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: says that at least one person has died as a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: result of the storm and that the U. S Commonwealths
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: power structure, the infrastructure has been so badly damaged it
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: could take months before all the residents and businesses are
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: back online. In fact, the entire island of Puerto Rico
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: is in the dark this morning, no power on the
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: entire island and there's a six pm to six am curfew. Meanwhile,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: fourteen people were killed in Dominica. Hurricane Maria now heading
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: for the Dominican Republic and the Bahamas as a Category
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: four hurricane and then on to Turks and Caicos, which
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: was really ravaged by Hurricane Harvey. More than two five people. Meanwhile,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: reporter killed in Mexico as a result of this week's earthquake,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the second one to hit that country in two weeks.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Some twenty five of the victims of children who were
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: in a school in southern Mexico City. They're trying to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: get another child out of that school. They believe that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: child is a lie that trying to painstakingly try to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: get that child out. Rescue efforts continue. Mexican President Pianoeto
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: has announced three days of national morning in honor of
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the victims. Republicans making a last ditch effort to undo
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: President Obama's health care law. One of the legislators leading
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the efforts, South Carolina and Senator Lindsey Graham, says he's
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: confident this time's gonna work. At the end of the day,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I believe we're gonna get fifty Republican votes, and I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: make a prediction there's gonna be a lot of Democrats
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: struggling with the no vote. The GOP wants to replace
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Obamacare with the plan that provides block grants to the states.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: We have some sad news out of Hollywood and also
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the boxing world. Really uh. The boxer Jake LaMotta has died.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Jake Lamota was the middleweight championship who whose life in
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and out the ring was depicted in the movie Raging Bowl.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Who was a very violent life. Apparently he was played
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: by Robert de Niro. You may remember it. It was
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: my brother. You should have looked out for me a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: little bit. You should have looked out for me just
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: a little bit. You should have taken care of me
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: just a little bit. That was from the movie Raging Bull.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Jake LaMotta died in a Miami area hospital this week.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: He was ninety five years old. The Try Administration, by
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the way, has selected a civil rights attorney and businessman
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: to head up the White House Initiative on Historically Black
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Colleges and Universities or HBCUs. Jonathan M. Holly Field has
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: been selected to be a liaison between the White House
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and the Black college system. Holly Field is best known
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: for his views on economic development and opportunity. How where
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: President Trump's budget off offers little to no financial relief
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: for HBCUs who've been struggling, and Trump has even questioned
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the federal funding earmark for construction of projects on historically
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: black institutions because he says they benefit schools on the
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: basis of race. Well, Today's minute and Golf Day, Day
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of Peace, and also World Gratitude Day. Yes, thank you
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: for everything. Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after the hour. Okay,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: tuned to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, please introduce Eugene
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly and do it nicely like you did yesterday.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That was good. He was happy with that. Labe. Then
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: gemmen put your gather for junior lady the jim, but
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I'll have the gather eating at that time. That was good.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: That last time I'm doing that. I don't want to
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: do that no more. No, it's good. It's just introducing you.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I wou really know I'm talking about him. I don't
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: really want to do no. I thought it was great.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: You guys were both good. Good butterfly and every great.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: But then but to come back at the end and
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: then not like it. That's not because you're gonna use
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: it against me. You know the butterfly A dude, damn
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: your time? Go ahead butterfly? Yeah okay, um were they
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: cut in again? You know the butterfly code? Very good guy,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: very very good. So here's what's going on today is
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: what It's Eugene National Deodorant Day, and it's do you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: feel fresh? Just that? No, I'm sorry. Do you know
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the butterfly called do? Okay? So it's national the ulderman
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Eujeene's national the ulderant Day. I was gonna go around
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and ask people the different types of the uldorant they used.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: As long as we use it. That's what matters for you.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Now you want to know what kind of coworkers Mitchell?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you you Mitch, Now, Mitchell, what kind do you use? Mr? Harmy?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I like TuS too. It's for that one time and Carla,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I got my ask doing doing the oh doing a
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: commercial in my bathroom when I was a little boy,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: because I had a TV show and I would have
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: seen him go to a commercial break. This show was
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: brought to you by So I was in the bathroom,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I was doing the show and I'll look down on
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the top of the commode and my mama was Tussie
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: was on that. So I was doing the commercial with
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: no shirt on and let's get there a little boy.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: And I was in that I like to sit, I
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like to see and I was doing the Pussie commer.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: My mama came in and heard me, but my mama
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't hear it, so she thought I was using the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: py word. He took that water bottle down off the
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  Speaker 1: back of that door. I didn't see it. All I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: heard was he just lashed me with that hose that
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: was on the back of the door. I smelled vinegar.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what was happening to me. I was
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: getting all because I was doing what I thought was
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a legitimate commercial. We gotta go back. You're listening Steve
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Okay, well we're back. We didn't give
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Eugene time to do his segment because I was doing
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: something greater than his segment. Yeah, I was doing the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: h it's a tussy commercial. But at the time I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was testing. I thought it was tusty
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: because I knew one of words and he had Yeah,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: so it was the odor and so it was pronounced tussi.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: But when I was a little boy, I didn't know.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I thought it was testing. And I was doing my
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: commercial for my TV show about about nine, about nine,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I was put some tuss right here, put some tuss
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it right that. Put some to sit on me summer
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: every she walked in that bathroom and she couldn't hear good,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and she thought I was using the P word. She
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: took that hot water bottle down off the back of
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the door. Everybody remember what that was, and took that
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: hold and went across my back. Our danzeling glory. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: couldn't even hollow. It was so shocking. You're sitting up
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: in here and just started lashing me. You're gonna read Christians.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: We don't do that in the family. You don't say
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that be wearing. I'm gonna beat the skin off your back.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm trying to point after lord jaw tussing to
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: let us know that I'm doing a tussing commercial show
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: on your TV show. But I'm getting beat so bad.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I can't prom All I'm doing is putting at the
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: lud y'all or what I thought was tussing. I later
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: found out his tussing. But at the time, though, I
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: was getting the ass open in my life because my
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: mama thought I had said the P word. Well did
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: she ever find out? Didn't give it. It was no
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: explaining about once they over they threw it because my
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: whole exp how are you going to do something like that?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Quote what I'm gonna tell her because she already can't
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: hear good And I'm sagain, Mama, I was talking about
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: what I just so I already knew my explanation we
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be good. So Eugene, yeah, Stephen, so you
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you met him. I just met him in secret. I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: know you use secret cause secret is strong enough for
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a man mad that's not the reason did the conversion. No, no, man,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: if it's strong enough for you, but you can't use
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: a secret because I do old spice. Boy, that's my
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: old spice. And on my fast, I asked, what guy, Yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I got beat out of everything in that your TV
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: show in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, every day I did
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: my TV show. After my daddy shaved, I went and
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: there stood on my little box and did my TV
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: show in that little brown mirror with all the cracks
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: in it, and so you know, I did my TV show.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: So I was in there and U. I had an
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: old spice, but with because I was doing an old
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: spice commercial and I didn't know I was naked, and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: my daddy told me not to use his old spice
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: because that was his cologne. But I was splashing on
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: my hand and I got something on my little but
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know as a little boy what that was
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: fin to do to me. So I was doing an
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: old spice coming from I was doing the old spice,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: and then I know that my little my little Hummers
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: was and they were starting to catch on five and
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: then after about three minutes they was on fully a flame.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm holding him looking at him with mold spice
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: on my hands. So I got old spice, and that
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: old spice is spice. That's when I started saying the
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: song yest nuts five troll snipping at your So that
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: that was another I've had a lot of traumatic times. Bathroom.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be backing an old spies. I got whipped by everything,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you tied the bowl. We will leave that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: minutes after Don't Forget Today, Strawberry Letter is on to
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: But first the nephew in the building with the prank
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: phone call call Yes, triosity bringing triosity, I'm gonna get married. Hello. Hello,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y, Marvin High. I'm
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and got it physical.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago, okay, and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct. Okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: a Okay, now, I was giving you a call about
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I'm here looking at your records and all the testings
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see have
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you had any have you had any activity or any
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay, right, yeah,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: everything is fine. But I mean if you haven't had
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: any any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: your navel or whatsoever about my name? Now everything is
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: going straight, man, Okay, see what's going on? Man? Okay?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Actually you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatriosy
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: oachriostity is actually a fungus that comes out of South America,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: and you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're if you
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: be growing from your navel and it it gets about
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: six inches long and it probably bears about probably about
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: thirty leaves on it, but it's very small. You see
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: a tree gonna be growing out my name. It's gonna
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get you to come back in
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: probably the next month, we're gonna need you to come
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: in so we can check it out. But it's got
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential before we can actually do
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: anything to it. No, I can't come in and on money.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man. Somebody got we
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: we we were just trying to resolve. Man, I'm gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: get married. Man. Well we can't. It has to grow
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: its fullest potential, sir. And uh. The full term is
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: actually like about four weeks before we can act. And
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for no four weeks. Man. Somebody got
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to come tell me something, right. No, man, I ain't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time man
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: and have something going out my neighbor. Man, y'all going crazy, man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Sir Oatrios. This is something that's very rare. We're actually
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: getting this assignment from overseas in South America on how
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to treat this and I don't give it down. Where
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to come give me
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: some some help right now. Man, I'm gonna get ready
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: to get married. Man. I'm not gonna be putting up
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: with it. Man. Somebody in this office main't got to
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: come down and then do something for me, man, And
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: what you say, if you said, I can cut it
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: out myself. So the best I can do is probably
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: rim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock a
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: few leaves off, But I cannot touch the full stock
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: at all. Man. You can cut this something. If you
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to get this dot. Man, you didn't tell me. Ain't
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: nobody that I've dried on there and get this man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can do this
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: for me. So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: good Man, You're gonna create a bigger problem if you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: try to pull it out, Sir. Problems are rid of up.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this problem. Man, you big hospital
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: now hit me. You want me to do it's not
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and you can do, man, sir. A triosity is is
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: not something that we treat all the time. Like I said,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: it hails from South America. So we got I don't
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: give help from Great Britain. Somebody for me to come
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: down and help me. Poor man, Sir. I understand what
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you're going through, but we have to let it grow.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: It's full term, which is four weeks, sir, the full
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: root of it to grow. Man, ro man'n go down
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: right now. Man, y'all want to do something. Man, sure,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. We can probably trim it
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit. The trim tray. Man do something, sir.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point, but sit
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: can we get you wait, man, somebody help me right? No, man, sir,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to get a poem for me to day. I'm going
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to give matter. Man. I'm gonna fly out of Jamaica now.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I can't have them ticking out of me. I can't
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: see at the port. Man, you're going embarrassing me like
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: that man ticking out my neighbor. Sir. I understand, and
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: like I said, Oa triositis is very rare, and it's
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: it's something that we haven't treated that many times. Here
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: in the States, but overseas of the message that we're
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: getting is that we need to let it grow. It's
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: full term. Ain't nobody in the midst It's a triositis, sir.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: So I get nobody else, sir. I could not believe
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: that you were coming up with atriositis here in the States.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It's it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: people in the past has been diagnosed with this and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: they actually passed away. So now dive and you're gonna Man,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down that a day. Man, somebody's go do
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: something me. There's nothing that we can do today until
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: four or five weeks. I gotta go get married. I'm
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: flying to Jamaica. Man, Man, I'm here and what you're saying,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: but I can't do anything if you don't see the
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: tree already coming out of the navel yet, somebody got
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: the something I now, damn what you want me to do? Man,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I want you to do, sir,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: But I have one more thing I can tell you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: what you got to say. Man, are you listening listening
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to you? Man? This is Nephew timing from the Steve
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Earl Man. You gotta be kid out my wig. Man,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: you toming man, Man, he'll be going crazy here. Man,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at all of my damn neighbor thinking the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: truth from the man. I'm on, man, No, you ain't
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: right now, man, I'm already nervou get married two weeks man, Hey, man,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening, Yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: that I appreciate it. Thank you as always. Okay, Steve,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you you were going to tell us about the tidy
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: bowl commercial in the bathroom again everything in this I
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: was flushing the toilet right and our toilet water was blue.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: You know. It was just a little boy. So I
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: decided to open up the lead to see why this
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: is water blue? And that guy was all over my hand.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: And then my mama said, Steve, get out that bad food.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: But my hands was wet, so I grabbed the towel
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: and wipe my hands off. Now it's blue all over
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the top. So she go in the bathroom. All I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: heard was, who, why don't town where's my good town? Yeah?
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: We had our family initial on that she had just
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: got them, and I had blue all over this top.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: She came up there and said a little Stevie, did
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you wipe your hands on them? Good time? Yeah? And
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I said, um, did I lie? I could tell by
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the tune this. I asked, just wipe my hands. I
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: got to lie. Somebody else had to. She said, hold
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: your hands out. I held my hands. I blew all
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: uto my nails and everything. She said, and you just
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: lied to me. You didn't put that blue all over
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: them good time. I just brought them time, sadd I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: tell you what, Tell your daddy when he come home
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: that you didn't do that to them? Time O sick
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: like them? Time for you did my black hair started?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I never heard him mention it that. I know he
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: liked watermelon with pep on it, but I didn't kid
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: about no damn towel. We will be back in about
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: an hour. Tony Braxton will be our special guest to
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: tell us about her new single Deadwood from her forthcoming
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: eighth studio album, Sex and Cigarettes. Will be right back.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Crazy Strawberry Letter. You do not
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: want to miss it and uh, in about an hour,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: a little less than an hour, the legend herself, Tony
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Braxton will be a special guest in the studio with us.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: He's a brand new single called Deadwood. He'll be here.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You keep your composure, put your mind right, Okay, right,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: but first let's talk about this President Donald Trump has
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: a lot on his plate. I mean, he's talking to
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the U n for his first ever speech on Tuesday.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: He spoke there about possibly going to war destroying North Korea.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: But once all that was over, then he set his
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: sights on another one of his enemies. Uh, Sunday's Emmy Awards.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Uh what did I just say that? What? Trump tweeted
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: late Tuesday evening about how saddened he was about how
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: bad the ratings were. He went on to describe the
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: ratings for the show that aired on CBS as the
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: worst ever. But it turns out that's not true. Although
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: the ratings weren't stellar, they were slightly better than last year.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Last year, the show had a record low of eleven
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: point three million viewers. This year, the show, hosted by
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Trump nemesis Steve even Colbert pulled in eleven point four
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: million viewers Sunday Night. Yeah. Trump was a frequent target
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: during the broadcast. The President should have more important things
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: on his mind than the Emmy's and the ratings, you
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: would think, but Trump is obsessed with ratings and crowd size.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but his
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: former Press secretary Sean Spicer appeared in a cameo. This
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: was Yeah, this was a gag about the show's audience,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: playing off his infamous post inauguration press conference, you know,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: talking about how many people or at the inauguration he
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: made up that uh, that story about yeah, the crowd
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: size there. So um, I mean, really you would think
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: he's the president, the most powerful man, uh in the world.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: He would have, you know, a lot more to talk
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: about than just it's just unbelievable. It is. It's just unbelievable. Yeah,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that's really petty, it's really But only reason he's mad
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: at the Immies was because Saturday Night Live was up
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: for so many awards because of their political president Alec
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Baldwin one. Because that's what the whole problem is. You
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: can't be mad at all the damn come on, man,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: come on, man, right, because before he was president, when
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: he was on Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, he wanted an Emmy.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: You know, if he just said, look, congratulations to all
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the Emmy winners, uh, continued success, that would have been presidential,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: even though we would still be wondering why you're watching them? Yes, man,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I cut up. You had to go out and just
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: tell everybody something you knew what bullcrap every day? Every
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: day I'm going to go out here a lot of
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: these people again. And these are intelligent people. The press,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: it's some pretty smart people, and when you piss them off,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: they're really smart. Okay, we fake news. I bet this
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: ain't fake facts. Yeah that was crazy, but come on,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, you don't be so petty. No, no, I
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't. I just thought i'd throw it
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: out there. This is he doing. He's permitted to it.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Oh he is. We can stop being shocked, I think,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: do you think? But every time we say that, he
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: does something even more shocking. But I'll admit it though.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: It's like I told the car sell Us when he
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: called and we were talking and asked him, was he surprised?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: He said no, I said, I gotta tell you, man,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm just surprised that Donald Trump is doing it,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: sing and stuff. I'm shocked. Come on, nephew, let's get
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to this letter. Please buckle up, hold on tight. We
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: got it four years every letter. Here we go with
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: this one subject. My woman plays text games. Good morning
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to the best morning show in the nation. I'm a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: forty three year old, attractive, intelligent, smart working man okay,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: who lives, who loves his woman and daughter very much.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I just knew it was going to be a woman there,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: a smart working man who loves his woman and daughter
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: very much. My woman is an attractive forty two year
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: old who I never could get to believe in me,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: but I love her anyway. I have not cheated on
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: my woman. I do not drink, and I treat my
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: woman as good as she will let me. We decided
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: that it was time to take our relationship to the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: next level, so we agreed to live together, moving toward marriage.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: A few days ago, I received a text message from
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: a woman who said she met me at a workshop
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I was a part of a New York City The
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: woman said she was attracted to me and wanted to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: know if I still had a girlfriend. I responded, no,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: because I have a woman, not a girlfriend. This statement
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: made me wonder if my woman was playing text games
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: with me. I quickly concluded in my mind that this
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: was not possible because my woman is mature and would
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: not do this. Boy, was I wrong? Then she asked
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  Speaker 1: if I could, if she could call me at six
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  Speaker 1: o'clock PM. I said, sure, you can. This is where
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  Speaker 1: the texting stopped. Later that evening, I was speaking to
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  Speaker 1: my woman and she started asking me questions about do
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  Speaker 1: you flirt when you are out, et cetera. My answer
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  Speaker 1: was yes, but flirting does not turn into sex. I
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  Speaker 1: then knew the woman who texted me was my so
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  Speaker 1: called woman. She quickly admitted that she was the one
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  Speaker 1: texting me and that I was going to do something
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  Speaker 1: with this woman. Because I admitted that I did not
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  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, I told the truth. I thought I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: had a woman. I thought I had a woman. Well,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I was wrong, because only my girlfriend would play a
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  Speaker 1: text game with me instead of asking me a question
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  Speaker 1: face to face. After explaining that I was not cheating
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  Speaker 1: but curious, she then hung up the phone. Was this entrapment?
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  Speaker 1: If she does not trust me, why didn't she just
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  Speaker 1: leave me alone? Why didn't she just leave me alone?
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  Speaker 1: Just looking for feedback, sincerely, good Man, looking for a
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  Speaker 1: woman who does not play text games. Uh, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: dear good Man, it does sound like your woman has
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  Speaker 1: trust issues with you. It sounds like she is a
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  Speaker 1: little immature and um, you know, but you know you
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  Speaker 1: cannot tell a woman that you were curious about another woman.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: You just can't do that as a man. Um, you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: know that doesn't do anything to ease her already suspicious mind.
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  Speaker 1: And I say you've got issues too, because if you
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  Speaker 1: were completely happy with your woman, you know what were
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: you curious about? Anyway? And I do agree the texting
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: stuff was tricky, you know, and all that she was
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: trying to trap you. And uh, I think you guys
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  Speaker 1: need to talk about this and work it out before
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  Speaker 1: you decide to get married, because I guarantee you it
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: will only get worse in the marriage. Twelve minutes after
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. Some col cracking going on in this
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: just a real this is colo. But right now, come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let's go with part two of today's Strawberry Letter. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning to the best morning show in the nation. I'm
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  Speaker 1: afforded three year old, attractive and tell, smart working a
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  Speaker 1: man who loves his woman and daughter very much. My
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  Speaker 1: woman is an attractive forty two year old who I
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  Speaker 1: could who I never could get to believe in me one,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: but I love her anyway. I have not cheated on
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  Speaker 1: my woman. I do not drink, and I treat my
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  Speaker 1: woman as good as she will let me. First of all, dog,
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  Speaker 1: let's go quit playing with each other. You to wrote me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an adult male, full grown forty three. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you wrote the wrong You wrote the letter to the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person. You know good and will as a man.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot write a letter of any kind, and I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: do not know what the underlying meaning is. So now, brother,
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  Speaker 1: I hope he was ready for the truth, because that's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell you, because your letter is not
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  Speaker 1: full of the truth. First of all, I question any
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  Speaker 1: man who starts their letter off with I am a
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: forty three year old, attractive, intelligent, smart working man right there.
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  Speaker 1: If that don't have a woman wrote all over it,
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  Speaker 1: that's a I'm a forty three year old, attractive, intelligent,
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  Speaker 1: smart working man. Okay, dog, already I know that you
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  Speaker 1: on something else here woman and loves his woman and
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  Speaker 1: daughter very much. My woman is attractive forty two year
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  Speaker 1: old who I could not Here's the line where the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: letter starts telling the story forty two year old who
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  Speaker 1: I could never get to believe in me. One. When
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: a man starts a letter like this, he's setting you
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  Speaker 1: up to justify an action he's about to commit because
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: he got a woman that he never could get to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: believe in him one. So then I questioned the rest
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: of the next statement. Then, but I love her anyway.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not cheated on my woman. I do not drink
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: and I here's another trick line, I do not drink
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and I treat my woman as good as she will
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: let me. That means there as a whole somewhere there's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: a void that he ain't feeling for some reason, and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: he wants us to let us know up top it's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't believe in him one. So the brothers
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: setting us up for what he's about to do. Then,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: after all of this, don't believe in you one, we
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: decided it was time to take our relationship to the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: next level. So we agreed to lead and live together,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: moving towards me for what you have got to found
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you a woman who was attractive, but don't believe in you.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: You're moving towards marriage with what not a hundred percent?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I'll come on dog. A few days ago here his way,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I received a text from a woman who said she
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: met me at a workshop in New York City. The
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: woman said she was attracting me and wanted to know
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: if I still had a girlfriend. That here's the whole letter.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I respond didn't know. See that's all he put. Then
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: he thought to himself. He didn't put this in the text,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: he thought to himself, because I have a woman, not
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. He didn't text that to the girl. Don't
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: get confused, ladies. All she said was do you have
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend? He responded no, because I have a woman,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: not a girlfriend. See he didn't tell the girl, no,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have a girlfriend. I have a woman. He
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: just told a girl no. Did he played it in
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: his mind because I have a woman, not a girlfriend.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: So you gotta understand how dudes is? This statement made
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: me wonder if the woman was playing text game with me.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I concluded, in my mind, it couldn't be possible, because
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: my woman is mature and would not do this. Boy,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Was I wrong? Then she asked if she could call
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: me a six PM. I said, sure, you can't. Okay, dog,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: come on now, come on now, call you a six
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: o'clock for what what y'all if you're just flirting, calling
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: that six to talk about what? All right, Steve, thank
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you so much. You know we gotta get out of
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: here and join me today live one thirty pm Eastern
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Time for the Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, we're gonna talk about the Strawberry Letter
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: today and everything, but right now we're gonna introduce our
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: girl from the Talk. Please, ladies and gentleman. WoT I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: don't mind being under the woods, Junior, because people need one.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: With the hurricanes and earthquake. We're praying for the Mesican
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: people in their country, praying for the Japanese people. Just
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: everything is happening. We're praying for everybody. But let me
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: tell you who we really need to talk about, Cheryl
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: that they ain't gonna President Trump need learned how to
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: read it, damn teleprompt to the left of the right. Steve,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: he like he read with his mouth open. Swear to God,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: look like man, he's been looking at some trouble. Listen listen,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: they need to get him some hook remember highlights, get
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: him one of them highlight books or some the president
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: reading cotton ball when the time for him to read
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: outline out of everybody in the circle man with just
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: lock arms, because we've been to fall out each Well,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: let me tell you that I'm gonna try to get
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: all the school and when I get to the Congressional
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Black Caucus, I'll be at the Queen City Brunch as
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: the special guest of Congresswoman o My Adams of North Carolina.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: We're working together with HBC U S. But I'm trying
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: to find all the dirt. Do Olmar Rosa still have
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: a job, So I'm gonna be running up on people.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: You know, Cedric Richmond, the brother from Louisiana, is to
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: share the Congressional Black Caucus and he's trying to get
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: youth summer jobs and more money for public service. But
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to reclaim some time with Max c
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Was and find out the real dirt that's gonna do.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Y'all think Olma Rosa still got a job? Y'all think
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: she do everybody? Why she would well not see? You
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: never know he might want to keep her because you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: know she might have some information that he might need.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to find out what's gonna because you know,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: we're really talking to each other in the Republican Party
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: like we used to. You know what I'm talking about.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: But you know where I will be going. I'm gonna
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: be going to Indianapolis trying to get that information out
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: of there because I gotta go to the Circle City
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Classic Parade. Brothers and Sisters. I'll be with my store
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: ros I older Zata chapter. You know, one of my
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: sorority sisters is the president of the Indiana Black Expo.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: So who would know more about black people in Indiana
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: than my sorority sister Tanya Bail. But I'm being in
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: the parade. I'm gonna be in the parade shortlist. Put
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: my wig down. I'm gonna be in the parade in Indianapolis.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: It will be at the comedy show with Hones, J
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and Bill Betters. Now you know on that Jay gonna
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: fall out, Tommy, he gonna climb over there, hunch of
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: pass up. Yes lord, yes lord, But I better know
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: how to read a teleprompter. Though. Thank you, Cheryl, you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: know we love you. Up Next, Tony Braxton will be
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: our special guest right back. You're listening Steve Harvey Show. Hey,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: everybody asked promise. Our special guest is multi platinum Grammy
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Award winning singer Stardom Broadway headline her own show out
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. Man, she's got a new album coming out soon.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: In her debut single it's called Deadwoods Climbing the charts,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna be joining us right now to tell
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: us about a new single and highly anticipated new album.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: We're gonna find out what's been going on with a
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: life and everything, Ladies and gentlemen, the one and though,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the fabulous the voice Tony Braxtoncome girl, than Julia Good
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you're sitting right next to you in person. Scared you know,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: beautiful girl, tell man Tony reached over touch Oh my gosh,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I'll talk to her. Well, can you welcome her to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: the show at least? J welcome to se Hardy to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: have you here, and would you like to get married?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Right off the real That's that's his voice when he's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: speaking in his in his low tones, Tony, that's base
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Max right now to you. I'm good man man Man,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: good to see you, beautiful. Thank you always got herself
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: together and always got a little tars. I see a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: lot of women that now I got the little tas
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: on the past. You got some on your prayers. You
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: know expensive it is. You know about some stuff that's
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: already telling funny. That is amazing. Girl, You've been doing it.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You're you're right now. You in the studio, you're putting
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: the finishing touches on your eighth solo album. Tell us
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: about the new music. Did you say eighth? A wow?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Telling my age a little bit wow? But just your
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: talent and you know, no, your status in the business,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: your longevity amazing, very blessed. I'm excited. This is my LP.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: You can't say LP anymore. Say you know what? That's crazy?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody says that anymore. You're right working on your eight album.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: That's big. What do you say now, you can't say album?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy? Streaming do you say, came out of the
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: basement down in story? He said, damn? What are these?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: They see these here? You mean they damn? I got
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: news for you. Take your ass something to attic albums. Oh,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you can't say basement anymore? You this terrorists. The basement
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: is no basements, no sellers. Okay, what is the attic?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Is the law? There? You go like that? Yeah, at law,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: just like your house is. So. Tony talked to us
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: a little bit about this new project. I'm excited. The
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: album comes out top of the year and it's called
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Sex and Cigarettes. Yeah, okay, time talking about some things.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: And this is the first project that I have that
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: little black and white advisory thing in the corner. I'm excited.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like you have an advisory stick my first time.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Are you really been in right? Man? Nothing? Nothing's wretched
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. Just some language, some things. I'm
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: singing a few curse words. Some things you have to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: say h words, some things you have to say the
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: F word. Nothing else fits. But it's not like you
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: know it better have my money? But I love that song,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: but it's not you know, yeah, like that's what you're doing. Okay,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to say that you got my money.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I just can't take my home. Please feel bad and
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: have all of my money. I think it's changed. We're
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: still the same show. It's it's how do you feel
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: about the project, Because if you're doing something like this,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta have put some different thought into What was
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: your thinking? On this project. This project, I was comfortable
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: with being an adult. I know that sounds crazy. In
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: the past, I was comfortable having the heartbroken and singing
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: about it. But now I'm like, I can talk about
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: the issues and say, you know, there's a song on
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the album called f each Oh, yeah, you know what
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: that means. Right, No, sometimes you gotta say fo as,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta say it, and so I'm saying it. Am
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I trying to figure out? Okay, Steve, you didn't know
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: what that man? We got you. You've been saying, Oh yeah,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: you've been saying, you know, how do you say? What
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: do you think this left me? Oh? I know what
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: that is here? You told me too. You don't tweet,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I don't tex don't that's not your like home association. Yes,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: that's how I say folk. How many of you got?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: We got folks game? I'm looking for three modes? Okay,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: so we got that on the app. Yes, like you
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: be here at the week? Oh, if you don't want
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to be here, So that's similar to uh, that's like fantasious.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: So you don't want me, don't talk to me, free
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: your sex. So since we've moved up to the advisory sticker.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: You ain't got the free sis gonna get there? Yeah? Yo,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: pretty much breaking a break and drive your going out
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: of here? Boy, I need me album. I can start
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: doing albums right now. Hey, before we talk about the single,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: right here, I talked to you about Vegas. Yeah, how
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: is that for you? Because you have to be a
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: major star to do a show in Vegas. You can't
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: come out there and it ain't got no damn hits.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: But I love, love everything about it. Get to talk
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: to people that were really close. But I'll have to
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: tell you more about that later we can talk. Okay, Cool,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: We're gonna come back right after this. We've got more
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: with Tony Braxton. Y'all. Stick around. He's got a new
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: project coming out. She's a legend, y'all. You know you're
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show. All right. We are here with
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the one and only the legend. She is Tony Braxton.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: She blessed us today with her present. She is having
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the studio. Thank you. Yes, she's a brand new Uh
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: what are we saying it is now? It's not CD
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: nut albums, not LP brand new music A new stream yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: new stream now when it comes out. What we're gonna
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: do is We're gonna put Steve Harvey touch on it,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna send everybody to Apple at the same
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: time and run it to number one. We've done that
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: four times. Show. We've ran four albums to the top
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: of the charts that day because we have loyal people.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: To the people that listen to this show, they still bad. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of baby boom was listening to me.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Somebody said to go, but this is gonna be good.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: The lead single is Deadwood is quickly climbing the charts.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Think it's interesting. Tell us about this. The name of
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: the song deadwood. Yeah, do you know what deadwood is?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: We just got okay. Remember you were a kid. Used
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: to see like this piece of wood. It was just there,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: just dead. You're kicking about you didn't care about it.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: That's still another but that's your specialty though. You give
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: women a chance to to get it out. Yeah, and
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: in that voice, you you didn't in this project, you didn't.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Did you go pop or anything like that? I just
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: did what I love. That's a song and they're called
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: sex and cigarettes like you come home, you come into
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: the bed, smell like sex and cigarettes. Why are you here.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: That's what we call the album sex. Okay you like
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: sex or sex and cigar? You know? You know I
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: can't sing that. Yeah, I can't say right, yeah, you're
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: coming in. You smell it like anything older than me.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: He yeah, that's what good about that? Does that sounds Yeah?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't say that it was good? Yeah sounds good. Yeah.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I don't. I have a man none of that yet.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm still I was talking to somebody the other day
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: and I said, you did, and look, boy, look at
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: me and said, excuse me, you know what that's coming back? Yeah?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: You did it. You did. That's cool because I kept it,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: never left the show. You did. You did. What's happening?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: That little boy was me? But Tony this Deadwood single
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: the New Thing, it's classic Tony Braxton. I mean really,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: I love the song. I just heard it yesterday, uh huh,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: and it's really good. It's classic Tony Braxton. You're in
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: great voice. I absolutely love your voice. You know, I'm
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: one of your biggest fans. We're gonna play it too.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: But you know, that's a good thing for your fan
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: base because they don't want you to not be Tony Braxton.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: That would crush them, you know, and so many people.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: You know, they go and try to do what's new
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: and hot, and that ain't what. But as an artist
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: you always feel like you have to try it. Right.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: That's not for me, even though I love hip hop,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's not. But you know, but we still appreciate singers.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: They're dying, man, and you just go, wait a minute, man,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: it's anybody gonna just sing a great song. You know.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: My favorite Rapp Drake. You guys know that, But my
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: kids like, no, mom, Drake's a singer. Ye what you're saying.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: And thus he's a singer, you know what I mean.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: But my kids, you know, it's kind of changing a little.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Who do the kids like? Who do your kids like?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: They like Drake? They like Jesus? They tell me who
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: do they like? Kodak Black? Oh yeah, little yeah. My
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: kids like who is who is the other person? Extension?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I don't really know, like that dude over? They just
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: find them all. But they love Drake. They love Drake,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: but he's a singer to them. Wow, he's a singer.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: My kids have started to gravitate, like when they had
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: a friends over, they had a little parties. They have
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: they play ratchet, Yes, oh yeah, they get ratchet and
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be going, really, why is this own? What an
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: intelligent person released this and thought it was a hit. Dad,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: It ain't nothing, but it's just that's what they like.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: But that's what they like. We love trap. When we
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: first sard grap, that was our things. Our parents are
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: probably looking at us, like for real, but you know
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: they like bebop or rock and roll. My parents generation
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: is that wretched is the music of the kids now?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: But back to you in Deadwood, Oh yeah, you were family.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: We're just yeah, we really just catch it. Yeah, because
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: we're gonna play dead and then the album, well, when
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: the stream comes out, we're gonna run it to the
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: top of the apple Chuck cigarette, sex and cigarette. Oh yeah,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be a girl's favorite. That's one of my
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: favorite songs in the hand. Cigarettes don't come in here
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: smelling like sex and cigarettes. Take a bath? You get
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: who that crazy? Take a bath before you get home?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Says that out loud? How low tony she said? Who
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: says that outlies have so far? So you come home
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: smelling fresh? Too fresh? To my thing was I did
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: a remake of Shirley Murdock's uh, because I had the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: experience one time when I was young. I stayed at
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: this woman's house and then the sun came up. She
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: didn't wake me up. Man. When I woke up and
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: look at that telephone. In the words of Thoma's mind,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: I had eight hundred missed calls, six hundred text messages.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: I started getting dressed. I had my drawls. I had
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: one foot in my drawers. I had no I couldn't
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: find on the slot so I could put one on.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: It had fail down up under my heels. I got
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: my shoes on the wrong foot. I'm driving home trying
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: to think, what am I gonna see pull up in
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: this house? So not the thing that I came up
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: with was. I was looking at this telephone pole. I said,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: if I go right into this telephone pole around for
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: right there, we gotta come back. We gotta take a break,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: tell me off the air when we come back. You're
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. All right here we are back
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: bone like really interested in this story. So what happened.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I was at this girl's house a long long time ago,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: A long time ago, this even when I was in
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: my prior years of ignorance, and she didn't wake me up. Hey, Now,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I said, why don't you wake me up? You were
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: sleeping so good? You know good in hair. It ain't
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: puposed to be over here. So I get in the car.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Now I ain't got but I got my shoes on
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: the wrong foot. I only got my drawers on one leg.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: My parts are damn the inside out. The pockets is
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: on the outside. That's our fastide. I couldn't find the
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: tie I sold his insurance back at that day. I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: couldn't find my tape, so I just left it. I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: got glitter and liftstick. So I'm driving home, so I
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: see this telephone pole. This was before air bags was
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: in call. So I said, if I take this car
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: at around forty and hit it and wrap it around,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: now I can go to the hospital without too much damage.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: And then I would just be in the hospital. All
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: that's what. But I I didn't have insurance on my car,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: so I had to ride that out. So I went
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: around the pole about three times trying to figure out
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: what I do and then find the man. I just said,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't, I can't. I don't
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: know what to do. So I just drove on to
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: the house and she was up. So what did you say?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to know what to come up with.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: So I said, you ain't gonna leeve this. Man, I've
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: been fighting this in any word, all night long. He
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: grabbed me, and I grabbed him, and we would just
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: hold each other and wouldn't let each other go. Wow,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: and I was in for the fight of my life.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, why your shoes
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: on the wrong I said, because they came off doing
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: the fight. When I got out, got just grabbed. He said,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: So you want me to think you've been fighting all
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: night long? His girl tried to grab she up and
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: she was on me with the glitter and the lift
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: stick and and I just stayed in it. Man. I
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: stayed in it. Man. It took me about thirty minutes. Man,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: she knew outlined the whole time. And this is another
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: episode of Law and Order criminal intent. Tony were glad
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: you're here, Yes, yes, And it's down the street while
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: I live far away. Nothing's down the street in Calabasa.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Gotta pack a lunch, Calabasa. But it's in the area.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: It's not far, it's far far away. At in the area, Calabasa.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta drop break from what you talk with Shirley.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: We ain't even close to her house, know what? Minutes? Minute,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: five minutes. I can't get nowhere in l A. In
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes, not in the morning. I was gonna say,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: no traffic, Iron half O, not too bad. Three minutes.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: That was the man you left yesterday. The one on
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: one doesn't move. Yeah, and my head hills. All right,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: everybody listen, this album is coming out, and when it
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: comes out, we are taking it to the top of
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: the chart. You understand debut singing with his cars. Deadwood.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: You can get it now. So what I want everybody
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: to do is go to iTunes right now. This is
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: our girl, Tony Braxton running to the top of the charts.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: I need everybody right now at work. Download Deadwood Tony Braxton.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Download Dad would do it now, Tony Braxton? We love you, girl,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Yes we do. You're listening to show? All right, Steve,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Here we go your talk show today. Two very interesting
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: guests from the Kardashians, Chloe Kardashian and Scott Disicks. Chloe
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Kardashian was really really nice. Yeah, he got outfit on
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Huh you Donna want Really, I can't wait to say
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: she was it from her line or I don't you know,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: I don't ask that. I don't know she had on
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: the channel belt. No, No, her shoes wasn't from the shoes.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: The shoes she had on so funky. Yeah, I told
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: I said, Margie, don't want them shoes? She said, Steve
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Marjorie has she said. Please. She was really cool. It's
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: really really cool. And you know he was cool, you know,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: he just I don't really know him, you know, like that,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: I don't really know. I never met him. I was
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: my first time meeting her. Really. Yeah, I met the
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: rest of him. I've met U, Kim highly Oh the mom.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: The mom is really cool. Man, she's really cool. Well,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: you can't be in l back in l A and
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: not have the Kardashians on, I mean show, right of course.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: You know I'm looking for Kim and U Kanye. Yeah,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: this is my wish list for dream guests. At the
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: top of the list Barack and Michelle Obama. That's at
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: the top of my if I could get there, man,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: that would really make Next on the list is j
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: and Beyonce. Oh yeah, I would love to get them
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: on the show. Okay together or together as a couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: that would be good. I like Kevin Hard and his
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: wife would be my next and speaking to Kevin Man,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: uh you know he Kevin is a friend of mine,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: so all is just swirling around him. You know, he
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: gonna survive it. It's it's a tough, tough position to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: be in. I think everybody learns a lesson here. I think,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: you know, you have to make a lot men for
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: people to airr Man. You know, stop thinking because people
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: are celebrities or they minister perfect that they're not humans. Man.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: They all human being. And once you fame us, your
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: mistakes have a spotlight on them, and the mistakes become
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: glaring to the public. You know, my hope for all
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: of this is that their family can survive it. You know,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: that's my only hope in this thing, is that their
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: family comes about. Kevin strong enough to take this. You know,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: when I'm out there in the light, I'm strong enough
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: to take it. What the concern is his children and
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: his wife. Now, I know whatever everybody gonna say, well,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: he should have thought about that. I got all of that.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I got all of that. What you're saying that ain't
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I'm not passing judge me here,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm definitely not giving anybody a free path. I'm
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: just talking about the part of it that when you
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: do make the mistake, can we can we make allotment
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: for that? Or are we so perfect in our own
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: that we just we just ready to climb on the
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: wagon and just running running out of town. I don't
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: think that's the case. I think that he's made a mistake.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: He admitted to it. They tried to extort him, you know,
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: he fighting it. None of this would have happened had
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: it never happened, though, So that's still there. So but
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: he's my friends. So I'm standing beside. He's my friend.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I stand beside, I stand inside all Mama said, friends
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: when they make mistakes, hopefully they will stand next to me.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. We'll be back with just
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: one more thing to close out the show. You're listening
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: to Steven show. All right, here, we are back with
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: just one more thing as we close out the show.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Interesting day, hunt, Tony was a great man. You're all right,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Junry was really really was Tommy? You were mumbling something
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: or looking yeah, last break when Steve was talking, Um,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: what's your take on this whole thing with with with
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Kevin just your life? Yeah, oh you know, because I
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: don't pay a judgment, don't nobody. I just look at
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: other people and things they're going through, and I figured
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: out what I gotta. I got to have the side
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: pete meeting. I will with my side Pete. When I
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: got this new, When I got the new with my side,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: I said, listen, let see this here, can't what is it?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: This could be an epidemic with sad pieces, get the
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: tripping like that. We can't have it. We got to
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: sit down and have a side piece of meeting. You
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: understand order. It's a definitely call to order. We have
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: got to sit at and had this conversation. Wow, how
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: do you owe in a meeting like that? I mean,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: what's the first thing you say? I don't don't do?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell we just got through saying the first
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: thing first right off the back? Huh? Please help him listen,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: this is this is a horrible situation. What I want
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: because I've known Kevin for years, he's a great guy.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: But let me tell y'all something. Good people make bad mistakes.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: Good people make bad decisions all the time. Every day.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a good person, and I have made
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: some bad mistakes and some bad decisions. And this isn't
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: the last bad decision he will make. Now it will
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: probably not be on this level or this same one. Sometimes, Man,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: when you take the whipping, you get the lesson. This
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: is one of those things, man, where you got to go. Man,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: y'all hanging there and I'm really just wanting the family
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: to survive it, you know. But when a man steps
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: forward and go and explains it to his kids, his wife,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's hard. That's hard, and it's true what
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: he said. I mean, you, as a celebrity, have said
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: this before, that he feels like he has a target
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: on his back, and target what what becomes increasingly difficult.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know what a lot of celebrities I
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: know talk about all the time, it's hard to be
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: in the line like now. The fact that you have
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: a target on your back has to cause you to
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: use even greater judgment. But I'm gonna tell you something too,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: You've got to be mindful of the people that's around you,
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: because you gotta have people in your circle to say
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: hey man, you can ready do what, don't yo? Whoa
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: come in? Hold up? Hold on, manute, we fit to
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: go do what? No, no, no, man, I can go
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: do that. You can let nu Nut go do that.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: June Bug go do that. You can't go do that. Dog,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: We do that to you a lot, Steve, we pull
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: you back. I'm gonna tell you something. I thank God
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: for Boomerang because Boomerang has been a steady friend of
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: mine in that regard, because Boomerang has always over the
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: years from kings of comedy all the way through your dog.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Oh man, here we're going down there. That's really nice
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: of you to say those I mean, her back or
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: stabilizing force, Like if he foresees something with all his
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: knowledge and his life experiences, he'll go, yo, man, no,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: you ain't doing that. That's crazy. You do friend, right,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: you know, man, but you you can do something else. Dog,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: but you didn't even do that. And you gotta have
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: people around you at this level who have your best
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: interests in heart. That will be a voice of reason
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: for you, because sometimes at this level you don't see everything.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: You don't you don't see it. You sometimes you're just
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: going and sometimes man, just in life, man, you just
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: want to do what you wanna do. We're doing what
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: you wanna do. You can't no more because we live
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: in these big pretty prisons. That's what celebrity is, man.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: And this is what people don't get for me, and
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I describe it this way. It's like living in a big,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: pretty prison. Oh, you get to go all these fabulous places,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: but you gotta stay in the confined area. Partner, you can't. Oh,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: you coming too the VRP party that we're throw in
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: for you, But see that whole party not for you.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: You better get your ass in that corner behind them
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: velvet ropes and stay there. You can't go into that party.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: That party not for you. And even what's going on
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: behind the velvet ropes, you gotta have people back there
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: on the other side of the rope's going No, no,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: you can't do that in here. No, No, you can't
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: take this picture in here. Now. No, you can't hold
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: him like that. Hey, y'all gotta get out. No excuse me, ma'am.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta put your top on, you gotta get out. Yeah,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: got to have this in your life. Man. It's so
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: serious because this is extortion, and that's a crime. You know,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: we'll see. This is why I want you to help
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: me with my book, how to Do the Wrong Thing
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: the Right Way. You know what I'm saying. One more time,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: one more time, how to do the wrong thing the
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: right way? Do you see it? On this got to
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: be New York best seller right here, how to do
• 1:38:32
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