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It's Power Thursday! - 05.04.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them just like
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  Speaker 1: the Millikan buck bus things. And it's tough to me
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  Speaker 1: true good to tea the hardy guy listening to toach
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  Speaker 1: other for stood quick, please, Hobby, why don't you join yeah,
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  Speaker 1: loveby you join me in doing me? Honey, sat you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn yeah you're going to do. You got to
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  Speaker 1: turn You can't to turn out turn you love, you
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn water wan to go? Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thackad uh huh, I sure will A
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show today? Is it? Everybody? Okay? On a real
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  Speaker 1: positive note? Today? Is it? Today? Is the day? You know?
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  Speaker 1: When I was in high school, you know, my mother
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  Speaker 1: was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I would walk
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  Speaker 1: out the door every morning on my way to school,
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  Speaker 1: and my mother used to say, listen to me something, hey,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
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  Speaker 1: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think much of it. You know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just took it as that. But as
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten older, man, you know that's registered more and
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  Speaker 1: more with me. You know, today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
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  Speaker 1: in it. That's pretty cool, man. I mean, what better
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  Speaker 1: blessing will you get throughout the day than the fact
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  Speaker 1: that he allowed you to live and see another day.
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  Speaker 1: See sometimes, man, when you're young, you don't pay no
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  Speaker 1: attention to that. But all you got to do is
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  Speaker 1: keep living, keep watching some people that you know not
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  Speaker 1: be here anymore, go to class reunions and they're smaller.
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  Speaker 1: See people that you really loved. It meant a lot
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  Speaker 1: till you leave this world, and all of a sudden, man,
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  Speaker 1: immortality starts to matter a great deal to you. Some
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  Speaker 1: of us learned this lessons sooner than others. But I know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're young, man, you know, you think you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here for a while. You think you've got time
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  Speaker 1: to play around. You think you've got time to get
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  Speaker 1: it together, you got time to make the mistakes, and
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  Speaker 1: you've got time to chill. But man, oh man, almost
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  Speaker 1: every full blown adult that I know will tell you
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  Speaker 1: and have said these words right here many times. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm to the reason I'm saying this because I want
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  Speaker 1: you to hear him, because you're gonna use them. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if I only knew then what I know now. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many people have said those words right there?
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  Speaker 1: Because in time, man, you gained so much wisdom. Oh
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  Speaker 1: but it ain't like nobody didn't tell you though. See
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  Speaker 1: that's the hooker. Somebody told you back then. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: it's best to buckle down now, he said, Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you better quit wasting time. Hey man, don't stop taking
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  Speaker 1: your foot off the gas pedal. Hey look, do your
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  Speaker 1: best at all the times. You know, stop stop worrying
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  Speaker 1: about that. I'm telling your son. In a minute, them
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  Speaker 1: clubs ain't gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute,
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  Speaker 1: that going out all the time ain't gonna mean nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. I can't tell you how many times I
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  Speaker 1: heard all of it. I can't tell it to you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I repeat it
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  Speaker 1: to my kids. But man, today is a different day,
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  Speaker 1: because the day is the day that the Lord has made.
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  Speaker 1: So he gave you a shot today. If you if
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  Speaker 1: you woke up this morning, or if you're finishing your
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  Speaker 1: day on your shift. He gave you a new day.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing bigger than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: take advantage of it? How about today? How about if
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  Speaker 1: you start today? How About if you stop hesitating today?
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  Speaker 1: How About if you stop delaying it today? How about
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  Speaker 1: if you stop procrastinating today. How About if you make
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  Speaker 1: today to day that you go forward? I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: let's all just decide today, Let's go forward. Let's put
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  Speaker 1: forth a maximum effort today. How about today? I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing? You look, man, take advantage of this
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  Speaker 1: blessing of waking up. Do something today. So many people
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  Speaker 1: are in the indulged ms of life, or living in
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  Speaker 1: a rut, or just merely existing instead of thriving simply
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  Speaker 1: because of one one thing. You just won't do it
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  Speaker 1: today if you were just start the process, man, Start
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  Speaker 1: that business you always dreamed of. Go looking to that
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  Speaker 1: other job you always yearn for. Go get the training
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  Speaker 1: you need to get the promotion. Man, going back to school, Man,
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  Speaker 1: go see what you need to do to lift yourself
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  Speaker 1: to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
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  Speaker 1: high it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
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  Speaker 1: something about how it goes. If you make one step,
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  Speaker 1: he'll make two. But you can people people talk about
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Man, it seems like you're always getting
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  Speaker 1: a blessing. Oh man, when you're talking to a person,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. If you're talking to a person and
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  Speaker 1: it seems like there's always a blessing coming his way,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what that person doing. That person
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  Speaker 1: is putting one ft in front of the next. That
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  Speaker 1: person is putting forth some efforts out there. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the only way God can bless you. God can only
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  Speaker 1: bless you with your efforts. He can only put his
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  Speaker 1: finger on the thing that you are doing or attempting.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he can help you with. He that I know,
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  Speaker 1: jobs walking up to your door, knocking on your door.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're beating the payment, if you're sending in
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  Speaker 1: the apps, if you online scouring somewhere to work, somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to get a job, then God can touch somebody's hard
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  Speaker 1: to hire you. But if you're sitting at the house
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  Speaker 1: every day, smoke everyday, drinking, but you wonder why you
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  Speaker 1: just can't get a job a couple of times, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want out there. You gotta If you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a job, you gotta look, get go, get one. Every day.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go look for one every single day.
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  Speaker 1: You can't take no days off. How about today? How
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  Speaker 1: about today? If we decide today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make the move. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: we stopped delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today is the day that
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  Speaker 1: we take a step in the direction to do something
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  Speaker 1: for ourselves, for our lives, for our family, for our wives,
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  Speaker 1: for our children, for our community, for our school. Do
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  Speaker 1: something today, for crying out loud, man, stop sitting in
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  Speaker 1: your own life in just a stew of misery in
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  Speaker 1: your own life. I'm gonna tell you something. If you
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  Speaker 1: are in a state of confusion, if you are troubling,
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  Speaker 1: if you're stuck on what to do next, you let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Man. See what I get in a
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  Speaker 1: place man where I don't know what the next move is.
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  Speaker 1: It's because I've unusually stalled out. See, this is the
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  Speaker 1: way God works, This is the way He's worked for
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  Speaker 1: me every time, I'm busy and I'm about the business
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  Speaker 1: of always trying to live my creed, which is ABC.
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  Speaker 1: My My motto is ABC always be closing. I'm always
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  Speaker 1: working on something something to close something. When you're so
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  Speaker 1: busy with the business of improving yourself and doing with
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  Speaker 1: yourself and becoming the best you you can be, God
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  Speaker 1: is always working on your behalf, behind some scene of
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  Speaker 1: something that you're in the process of tempting to close.
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  Speaker 1: But because you're not doing all you can do, you're
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  Speaker 1: limiting you. You are because of your decision not to
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  Speaker 1: give you all in all, you're limiting the opportunities for
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  Speaker 1: God to put his finger on things and touch them
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  Speaker 1: on your behald. I don't know if the average person
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  Speaker 1: really understands or knows what it takes to truly be
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  Speaker 1: successful or whatever level you're talking about. But whatever that
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  Speaker 1: level is, I don't care what a dollar amount you've
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  Speaker 1: got attached to it, what level you got if you
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  Speaker 1: have made the decision that you're going to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: I think that a lot of people, the average person
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  Speaker 1: does not know what that means. Whatever level you've decided
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  Speaker 1: to be successful on, see, that's your level of faith.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you see your life at well, guess what
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  Speaker 1: you got to maximize your efforts to even get to
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  Speaker 1: that level. So listen to me. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful at your church, if you want to be
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  Speaker 1: successful in your relationship, if you want to be successful
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  Speaker 1: down at the day cancer, if you want to be
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  Speaker 1: success at your college, if you want to be successful
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  Speaker 1: on your job, guess what it's gonna take all you
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  Speaker 1: got in that world to become a success. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why people think that if you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be where somebody else that you ain't gonna put forth
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  Speaker 1: that effort. Now, no act wrong. You've got to put
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  Speaker 1: forth your maximum effort at whatever role you're trying to accomplish.
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  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy. Man. How about today, though, y'all? How
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  Speaker 1: about today? Today is a good one. Let's make today today.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get out of that. Let's get on with it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop hesitating, stop delaying, stop procrastinating, start today. Watch God
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  Speaker 1: have something to put his finger on there. And that's
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  Speaker 1: all you're trying to do. Man, to line yourself up
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  Speaker 1: with God's grace, you gotta put out a lot of
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  Speaker 1: effort so God can put his finger on something. You
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  Speaker 1: feel me today, I shall hope you do, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: on one today. Let's go. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Twenty one minutes after the hour, I
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  Speaker 1: called this power Thursday. I don't know why I just did.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't have no reason. I just feel powerful today. Powerful.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow is gonna be grateful Friday? You know, so happy
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  Speaker 1: is Monday? Look here? Tuesday? Wonderful? Wednesday? You know your
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  Speaker 1: next Thursday might be won't he do it Thursday? You
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  Speaker 1: know you do? And he did it Friday? I like
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  Speaker 1: that back again? When Tuesday? Okay, I like over the
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  Speaker 1: top Thursday. Oh that's every day for us, getting close
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  Speaker 1: to it. What did you say that I did something?
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  Speaker 1: Get naked? I like getting naked Friday? Man, no, I
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  Speaker 1: love it. That's the weather. How about this support naked
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  Speaker 1: and fried fish Friday? Get burned? What you're doing? You
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  Speaker 1: gotta know what you're doing, get naked and fried fish Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? No? Not exactly kind of you know, let
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  Speaker 1: everybody know, you know, we all we got this new show,
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  Speaker 1: We got so many great new elements. So happy to
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  Speaker 1: have this new member on. But we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: talk to his ass. This new member don't understand is
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  Speaker 1: what we don't do over here is talk about people.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you blame this in before? You know? I didn't
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't. I didn't know what he was
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  Speaker 1: doing over there. Yeah, just assumed. You know, JA is
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  Speaker 1: over here making a hit. I don't really watch what
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  Speaker 1: other people doing, especially when they're lagging in behind me.
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  Speaker 1: Looking back then because you look over your shoulder, you
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  Speaker 1: slow your stride, and so I didn't know. So I
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  Speaker 1: just got to say, you know, all my friends and
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  Speaker 1: relationships that I have built over the years are not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be destroyed, destroyed by this ignorant person because he
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  Speaker 1: came over here. Well, you fixed Mary J. Blige was cool?
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  Speaker 1: You fix that one? Okay, fixing stuff. Let me say this,
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  Speaker 1: since Mary J. Blast doesn't not mad enough, can I
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  Speaker 1: put another one in that? That means we got a
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  Speaker 1: man encouraging him. Yes you are. I said no, but
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. Well, he said you may last is cool?
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  Speaker 1: And today my question is can we feel that slot
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  Speaker 1: because there's an open slot. It's wide open. We have
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  Speaker 1: Cel on the list, we have John Legend, the weekend, Janet, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get it approved? How about it? Yeah? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what man, give me the listen, I'll approved nobody on it.
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  Speaker 1: You know we'll be back Junior, Truth be Told. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. We're back. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for Junior. Yeah. What do we have today, sir? Well,
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  Speaker 1: today we are doing a new segment called Truth Be Told.
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  Speaker 1: And I found out that in my journey is that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people have situations they don't know how handle,
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  Speaker 1: and they're looking for advice how to handle. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna help them, how to just tell them how
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  Speaker 1: to help themselves with the situation. They can take advice,
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  Speaker 1: but they can leave it it. Don't even you don't
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  Speaker 1: want the Truth Gonna be Told today? His first case
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  Speaker 1: we have today? Yeah, they can either take it or
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  Speaker 1: leave it. Don't make us no difference. Jake is in
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  Speaker 1: Hasty Harry Morning Show. Won't he do it? I hope
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  Speaker 1: y'all can. My co worker Ranita has a nasty attitude
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  Speaker 1: and a body oder to match it. She consistently complains
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  Speaker 1: and curses all day long. I just want to do
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  Speaker 1: my job and go home drama free. How can I
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  Speaker 1: address this without getting any funker than she already is? Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be a problem because you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: get funky to get this under control. Okay, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get funky with this. Now. My suggestion is,
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  Speaker 1: when Ranita is coming into word, have a mobile detail
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  Speaker 1: unit on staying back she get dr car. You're yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well we got to do this, shirty, and we could
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  Speaker 1: just catch her as she getting out the car, put
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  Speaker 1: that brush and the high prop of pressure washer over
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  Speaker 1: and I think that I'll get the phone off of
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  Speaker 1: her before she get in the work. She's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a little wet. She might be a little upset, but
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  Speaker 1: they the body older is gone? Is that not to go?
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  Speaker 1: Not to what is? Other ways too, because you got
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  Speaker 1: to get other people involved. Now, now there's a company
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  Speaker 1: out there, and I don't know if she knows this,
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  Speaker 1: but there's a company up there called waste Management. Now
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  Speaker 1: what they do is when they smell trash, they co
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  Speaker 1: pick it up. If y'all could have her just hooked
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  Speaker 1: up to that garru with that on that lift her
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  Speaker 1: and just carry on off the offer either way and
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  Speaker 1: go the body older is gone. That's all you have
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  Speaker 1: to do. You have to get people involved. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't like that. I saw a commercial. It was an
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  Speaker 1: old spice commercial with a gorilla. Do y'all remember the
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  Speaker 1: gorilla carry the man. That gorilla ain't doing nothing today.
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  Speaker 1: If you can get that gorilla down there, pick Ranita
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  Speaker 1: up and just carry all off the office, and she'll
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  Speaker 1: have some old spice about how you look at this now?
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  Speaker 1: If that don't work, I know, number to the CDC
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  Speaker 1: white what's wrong with that shirt? And they got the
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  Speaker 1: white suit song. They come in there, they got the
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  Speaker 1: white suits on. They come in there, then they put
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  Speaker 1: them on and they will scrubb her at the desk.
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  Speaker 1: If she don't like these options, she ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: use them. But it will get the body older out.
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  Speaker 1: Not something that's really extreme. Jay, And I'm I'm really
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  Speaker 1: thinking about this. I don't know if we should do
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  Speaker 1: this or something that's really extreme. Two drops a hydrochloric
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  Speaker 1: acid that's right off the actually will be a new
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  Speaker 1: smell in there. Drop. We'll get a whole new smell
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  Speaker 1: and all because you ain't got to worry about there.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just the truth being told. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: That is the absolute truth. Alright, Jr. You take what
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  Speaker 1: you want, how you feel about the detail the detailer.
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  Speaker 1: Do it through the detailers. Man, if you can, Howard
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  Speaker 1: Washing and you're under arms, hold on, hold on that, Nat,
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  Speaker 1: hold away and hard too. When you know you're watching
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  Speaker 1: your car. You got your tongue out. Bring your up
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  Speaker 1: in here every day. But taking a lead, you don't
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  Speaker 1: make us no difference. J listen. If you won't su
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  Speaker 1: us to help you with your situation, go to Stee
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  Speaker 1: Harving dot com, click on the Truth Be Told button,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna help you with your situation. Hey, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: Hi guys, it's Rock the white guy. How's it going.
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  Speaker 1: Where'd you going from around? Yeah? I was just sitting
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: around chuckling, you know, sitting around you guys. You always
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  Speaker 1: love a good laugh. You guys are funny. Who's the
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  Speaker 1: new guy? My name is Browning. How you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Jay, what are you doing? Nice meeting man, Nice meeting?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? J Anthony Brown? J Anthony Brown? Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of you got a lot of last names there, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Well what he's saying, Jay's the last name, Anthony is
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  Speaker 1: the last name. Brown's the last names your first name?
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  Speaker 1: What's the jay stand for? James? James Anthony Brown, James Anthony.
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  Speaker 1: People are really all. So you're James Brown, kid, James
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  Speaker 1: your dad. James Brown is not my father. James. You
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  Speaker 1: said you're j j Anthony Brown. Jaymes for James, that's
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  Speaker 1: James Brown. James Brown is not Godfather of soul. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to know the guys. He's a Negro. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to know it. Brown. James James Brown is not my father.
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  Speaker 1: James Brown is not my father. My name is just
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  Speaker 1: James Anthony Brown. Yeah. I have nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: James Brown Brown. It is a rownd frownrow. So he
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  Speaker 1: just found you in South Carolina anything. No, No one
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  Speaker 1: found me u even I've been buddies for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: He offered me a job and I came over here. Okay, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we go away back. Yeah, sorry for you something like that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't feel sorry for me or anything. You know,
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  Speaker 1: saw that that was out of work. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: know white people being out of work, so that I
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  Speaker 1: was out of work. I've never been a day out
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  Speaker 1: of my life. If I'll tell you that, I absolutely
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  Speaker 1: feel nothing about out of work people. I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: d I'm employed? You know, Come on, never a white
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  Speaker 1: uh your baby going back to pre k Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Mrs Thomas. Please my name is Mr. Stapleton.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at my records indicating that your son, Thomas is
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  Speaker 1: going to be starting his first careder. Is ready, right? Listen,
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  Speaker 1: Mr amas Um, I've been going through actually all of
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  Speaker 1: the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: not exactly. I mean there's been a few. Uh. I
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  Speaker 1: actually spoke with the teacher who he was under in kindergarten,
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  Speaker 1: and it seems like he just really wasn't up to
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  Speaker 1: par as the rest of the children. Now his conduct, now,
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  Speaker 1: he talked, but he gets his work. So what else
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  Speaker 1: is she saying on that? Right? Well? What what's what
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  Speaker 1: it seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't
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  Speaker 1: up to par as the rest of the other children.
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  Speaker 1: She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No,
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  Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking to different things. Come on, okay, well, man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little
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  Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. Gonna let him do
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  Speaker 1: another year kindergarten. No stuff, man, that's that's the only
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  Speaker 1: choice I have. No, we got I let it in
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what they told you about him, but
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  Speaker 1: it must be the wrong understanding. He's he doesn't color
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  Speaker 1: as well as the rest of kids. He's all outlines
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  Speaker 1: into uh, into the first grade. When I can show
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  Speaker 1: you on this paper he did satisfactory all the way through.
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  Speaker 1: color ain't gonna do with the kindergarten. He is going
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  Speaker 1: causing some comfort. I need to get up and go
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  Speaker 1: Give me your name again, sir Stapleton man, And what's
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  Speaker 1: I'm not want to hear that coling ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with nothing else. But it's not only coloring.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a rhythm of tickets. Back, are you working with
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  Speaker 1: him at home where you're doing anything home? What you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to say, I'm an incompetent pair. I'm just asking
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  Speaker 1: as a parent, are you working with your child? Working
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  Speaker 1: with my child every day? He can read better than you. Problem, No,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: he can't read. Don't read better than you, because honestly,
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  Speaker 1: you read that wrong on that paper that you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be going back to kindergarten when I know the
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  Speaker 1: paper said from it going to the first grade. And
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a problem with your paper work, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you need to go talk to your secretary of somebody
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: in there that wrote my baby name down, your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: not gonna sit up and tell me my son is
• 26:34
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  Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here, do you hear me?
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  Speaker 1: I call you once, be ready to whip me and
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  Speaker 1: uniform everything you hear me, I will not be able
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• 26:53
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  Speaker 1: For your baby is not going back to no kindergarten
• 26:59
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  Speaker 1: let him color from me? So I can you try
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  Speaker 1: my color in a rithm and taking out yourself? No?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm sorry, uh we will be down that
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  Speaker 1: the first brother and he's gonna have a mole on
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  Speaker 1: his face, and so are you. I got one more
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  Speaker 1: thing I need to tell you. Are you listening to me?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: something that sounds like the first grade, because I'm not playing.
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  Speaker 1: I would go down to this dad. I'm administrative office,
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  Speaker 1: Question that? Ask me? Can I color you white? Black?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this before we leave. It's a
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: matter of time for I whip your ass. Jenney's coming
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: up with a new segment. You're listening String Show, Well,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: come on, Junior, ain't no wait what you got? No way.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: This is just a series of crazy stories. Some maybe true,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: some may not be, but it make you think though.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: For instance, the first story we have here is woman
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: arrested from training squirrels to attack her ex boyfriend. That's
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: got to be well, Jack, I'm telling dog, is actually true. Dog,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It's actually true. A woman did train twenty two fifty
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: squirrels to attack her boyfriend. He was attacking his nuts
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: to get his nuts. But the training process so she
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: just he actually lost two fingers and one up. She
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: was arrested. Man, He said he knew something was up
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: because every time you pull up, and he was attacked
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: over a dozen times. They ain't no way. You got
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: to be kidding me. All right, here's another one death
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: row inmate eats entire Bible as his last meal. What
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: did you do to eat? The word? I mean meeting potatoes.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna go out with you. You got jump pre
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: sixteen and your stomach is hell what you're doing? You
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: ain't the whole world? Well you know what though, what
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: you think? That's a lie? I think that. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that one was made. You cannot eat the hold by
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: what I mean? The New Test of itself is over
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: thirteen hundred pages. Because you're not gonna eat that much.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you can do? Yeah, well you
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: got you gotta point that uncle, on your last meal.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You know you gotta send them far away to go
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: get something like the last meal. I'm eating slow and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I'm ordering rice one at a time. I'm coming. I'm coming,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: getting thirty thousand lets and rice, and handle to my balls,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: one at a time. Taking your time, all right, and finally,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: listen to this man? Did a nineteen fifties TV episode
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: feature a character named Trump who offered to build a
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: wall to protect people? No, no, what can't be too Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: well it's actually true. It's an episode of the nineteen
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: fifties Western TV series called track Down feature the snake
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: oil salesman named Trump who promised to build a wall
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: in order to prevent the end of the world. Taking listen,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: if you thinking, lad, I bring you a message, a
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: message few of you will be able to believe. And
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: you heard I heard your name is Trump? Stealing? Is stealing?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: What do you do with a gun or a mouth
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: full of mini words? I don't tend to sit here
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: and being selfted, Sheriff. If your people don't want my help,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I can go else. Wait a minute, Mr Trump, you
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: don't talk for the rest of us. You hear about Trump?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: The people were ready to believe like sheep, they ran
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: towards the slaughterhouse, and waiting for them was the high
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: priest of fraud. I am the only one cost me.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I can build a wall around your homes that nothing
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: will penetrate. What do we do? How do we save ourselves?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You ask? How to build that wall? You ask, and
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I'm here to take You're a liar, Trump? The last
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: part is right. That's amazing. Ain't no great bits, buddy?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't you couldn't believe that I came in? Did this
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: sound like that was happening today? Yeah? You don't, liar Trump.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You asked me, I'm a build a wall. I'll tell you,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: but I ain't. Don't nobody, no, man, I'm telling you.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I was shocked when I was listened to it because
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: it soundlite is actually had Junior. I'm shocked for a
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: couple of reasons that ladies and gentlemen put your hands together.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Junior has come up with a killer bit, very good.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Sick a sale that really is good. Tommy's break phone
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: calls coming up next. The battle will be continued between
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Sickle Sale and Diapetes. Right after this YELP Steve Hardy
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Martin Show on fire y'all. Hey, look at about an
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: hour she's here, sister old Dawn yo, okay uh and
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Reverend Adnoid yeah the second yeah, second time. But they
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: hit it all. Something's up with them too, man, all
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: right out. I'm thinking Nick and Mustard is coming up
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: with them too. Right. The man knocking no them to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy wants you to preak for you. That's right here
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: is I'm your wife gonna college. That's something. Sick of
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: cell and diabetes might need a doctor like that. I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: don't know, you know what I mean? He was pretty good.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: That was a pretty good bit for sick of sellers.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Nice you think we handicapped tight too. I ain't saying nothing.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't say any word. Man. A cookie. Key word
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: is sick. You can't offer diabetic cookie? Why not? If
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you want him to fall out? And don't you want
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: to see that I do it sick out well as sale.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: It's sick. I don't even like James. The words sick
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: is not in my disease. But that is in there somewhere.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: The knave is in the front. I think he did
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: get me on that. Junior is just sick. I'll be here. Well,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen you sick. You look dead. Look I was
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: talking old man spring will at chill about that sometimes
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: he just you know, I mean the bit was good
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: getting credit. But hello, hello, I'm trying to get Andrea. Please.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Who's calling? This is Dr Andrews. Oh yeah, yeah, God,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Doctor? Are you doing? I'm all right,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: she's not that. She's not in right now. It's uh
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you wanna leave a message something? Uh yeah, leave a
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: messages that you know, she came in. She had an
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: appointment this morning, right right, right, right right? Everything, okay,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: everything's good, everything's good. You know I've been Andrew's got
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to college just for quite some time now, so yeah, yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I know it, right right right, Okay, Well listen, can
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: see if she's able to get back in tomorrow. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: need to get one more good look at her. One
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: more good looks? Is everything? Okay? I just want to
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: check a few things, you know. If I get one
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: more good look, good, good look at her, I think
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'll be fine. One Oh don't y'all do this like once?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Uh once or twice a year? And he wanted to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: come right back? Is everything? Okay? Don he could tell
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: me nice? Everything all right with my wife? Uh yeah, Gregg, Right, Yeah,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: what's up tost to me? You know, I'm not I'm
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: not prove to tell tell anyone what's going on with her?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: And there's nothing really serious going on, okay, so you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: can relax on that part. But I just want to
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: get one more good look at her, just to be sure,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: one more good looks for what don't if nothing serious
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: going on? Well I think uh, I think what, Well,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: she'll be fine, she'll be fine, she'll be fine. Great. Uh, hey, man,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: awful about the record. I'll tell you something, man, And
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: uh and I don't really you know, talk like this,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: but off the record, man, you, you and I? Man,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: we're the uh, we're the only ones, aren't we? What?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: What was it? You and I? We're the only ones?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Aren't we the only ones? What are talking about? What
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: are you saying? Well, you know we're the only one
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: that's seen it? You know? Oh? Who what what are
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you saying? Now? Uh? Just just stating that, you know,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: off the record, you, you and I we're the were
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: the We're the only ones. We know, we're the only ones.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: What what? What what are you saying? I'm not understanding
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? We are the only ones. What, well, well,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: we we have you and I have something in common.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I mean you and I are the only one that's
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: that's uh, you know, basically seen Andrea? What do you know?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's not a topic of discussing, Doc,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: What what are you trying to say? What are you
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: saying about my wife? I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I don't need you to tell me about my wife
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: being amazing. Doctor, you lost your down? Man? Well, I'm
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: just saying she looks she looks amazing, she looks amazing.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I don't mean any hard Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: ain't suppos to be looking at that in that type fashion, Doc,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? What type of
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm professional? Is this here? You're telling my wife is amazing?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You lost your down? Man? I can't believe I'm getting
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: a phone call like this. This the most unprofessionalist Dove
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: ever heard. But let's keep in mind, Greg, I wasn't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: really calling you. I was calling her. You know you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: ain't talking to her, You're talking to me, And you're
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: gonna bring that type on the phone to me? Have
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you lost your minds. Is there a way you can
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: pass the message that, oh I ain't passing nothing to
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: help you? Hear me? That's gonna make me do some
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: crazy to you. I don't believe you called me with
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: that type talking about my wife. Me, you and I
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: got something in common. She's amazing. Have you lost your
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: jail mine? I'm sure I didn't mean. I didn't think
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you did. Don't matter. I was just a little no, no, no,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I was being a little playful with you. I didn't
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: think that was gonna because they don't play. What's wrong
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: with you? We're playing? I'm not playing, don't you whatever?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: It's not a fact. I need to see you. I
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: need to I need to see it, have a session
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: with you. We can talk about this here bot your
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: dog on man talking about my wife amazing to you,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you're the most unprofessional. I couldn't even go to you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: all these years. Or was there any way you can
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: get her to come in so I get one good
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: look out of them all? He No, no, she ain't
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: coming down to that little ragged I'm coming down there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: When I come down there, we Oh no, it's not
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to say I'm on my way down there. How long
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: are you gonna be there. We can fit were straight now.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I've left the office for today. I just wanted to
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: call and see if I could get one good look
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: at her for the No, then you're gonna what more
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: good it's gonna look? No, No, let me tell you
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: one thing. She ain't coming there to you. No more,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: no more, no more. Is she coming back to see me? Wait? Wait, wait,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose a customer not liking it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna you ain't gonna lose a customer. I'm
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: coming there to mom. Make me an appointment. You can
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: check my out to mom. You see how you like that?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: That's what That's not possible. I'm definitely gonna We don't
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: want to lose her. If you like, it's gonna hurt
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: me if I lose her as a class, I don't
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: want to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you. It ain't
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: gonna hurt you that you lose them. It's gonna hurt
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you when I get there. Don't you worry about her?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: You got greg. You gotta calm down. Okay, I was
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: being I was being playful, and I we were you
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: too old to be playful. Play I'm seeing you in
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: the morning, first thing in the morning. Okay, what time
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you can? Can I ask you something? Greg? Did you
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: have a brother named Tyran? What they got to do
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: with anything? What they gotta do with my brother? What
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: they got to do with you? Okay? What I wanted
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: to tell you is this is not Dr Hendrick. This
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: is the nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Your brother Tyran got me the prank phone call you.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I don't give us who you. I'm coming to see
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: what what's the what? Hey? Greg, Greg? Greg, pull up?
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Take this out your brother Tyrant. This is this is
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy man from the Steve Harveard Morning Show. Your
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: brother Tyring got me the prank phone call you. That's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: what I thought you said? Man, Man staff for a minute, Man,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my good boy, you've lost your damn hold on.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: You don't do it. Don't do like that. Man, got
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: my wife, y'all? What what's my brother? I will be
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: telling him first. You're gonna see Tyring to morrow. I'm
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: gonna see him first day in the morning. Man, boy,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to kill everybody. Hell no, Hey, I gotta
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Steve No, no, no man want somebody want we don't
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: seen it part. Oh God, that makes me so nervous.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I get scared for Tommy because someone can't nobody have
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: a call like that about that lady. That's a heart
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: with the town man and he always comes out of
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: prank that I make you proud. Just diabetes, But that
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: is in there somewhere. The nave is in the front.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Junior's just sick. I'll be here. It's going down Friday,
• 54:58
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• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Berry letter twenty three. Thank you telling me subject sane
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: daughter with an insane mother. Hey, everybody, I am having
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the most crazy time in my life. My mother, who
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I love dearly, believes that everyone in the household is
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: putting on her. Me personally, I don't believe in the crap,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and and I for darn sure will not waste my
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: hard earned money on such hocus pocus. My mother has
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: diabetes and eventually and evidently a slight case of dementia.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Most of this is coming from her side of the
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: family because they go to root workers to get spells
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: taken off them or to cast some of their own.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: My father, my sister who recently, my father, my sister
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: who recently had an ic c D defibrillator. Um, implanet
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: myself and myself and myself so uk read ignorant. Let
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: me do it myself. Let they go to rude workers
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: to get spells taken off them or the cash some
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: of their own. My father, my sister who recently had
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: an i c D defibrillator put in their chest. Myself
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and I me is getting stressed out. That's how you
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: got it. Myself and I, okay, are getting stressed out.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I'm eng well, let me finish the letter at getting
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: stressed out because my mom is always accusing of harming her,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: such as making her sick, taking her hair out, making
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: her look like a man, and so much other bull
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I tell her that she needs to go to church
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: and pray to God. Then she says that it was
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: God that told her that we were putting the fix
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: on her. I can't take it anymore. What should I do? Sincerely,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: sane daughter with an insane mother. I don't know anything
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: about roots. I've heard about it. I don't know what
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: it means anything. Uh. You know your mom clearly needs
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: to go to the doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, Steve,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I mean clearly she needs help, with all due respect
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: though she needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, go ahead, Steve.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't have anything, Okay? Cool you saying
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: something in the letter with all due respect? Yeah, because
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: it's her mom? What as we're interjected respecting this letter
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: for when it ain't nothing and the letter at all?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So I don't feel like this. Look, if you can
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: call your mama a root, workers, then please let me
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: go on through the ladder and discuss your mama freely.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: This is really what it is. Your mama crazy and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: a whole family crazy going to root workers. All right,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you're having the craziest time in your life because your mother,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: who you love dearly bleeding everybody in the house is
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: putting root on it. For those of you that don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: know what that is, that's some ignorant Mississippi, Louisiana mess
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: that people down south think that somebody can put a
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: spell on you roots. That could be voodoo. You can
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: gonna visit Voodoo Princess up on Route one. You can
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: go down there. You can do anything you can, but
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you can hear the bottom line. Like the lady said,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: it's a bunch of hocus pokers. My mother has diabetes.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Here we go, your mama crazy and a whole family
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: crazy going to root workers. First, let's kick it in
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: with your mama sick. Throw in your mama ain't taking
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: her instantly. Take it. Throw in your mama missed a
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: couple of shots. Taking in the fact that your mama
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: eating pine cake on a regular basis. All right, most
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: of this is coming from her side of the family
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: because they go to root workers. Okay, your mama crazy
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and a whole family crazy going to root workers. That
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: means they go to people with with with animal items
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: around their neck, like chicken feeding stuff. This is the
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this is elementary root working you're talking about. See chicken
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: feeder is elementary. You got to have like a hang
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: like a piece of goose liver on your neck. To
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: get into the higher elevations of root work, you gotta
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: find a duck bill platypull. You know what that is.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: It's an animal because you gotta get the foot of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a duck bill platter push to really be into elevated
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: forms of route. You just gotta chicken foot. Anybody get
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: a chicken for hell, you might want to show up
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: with a rabbit foot. You got to get deep. You
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: gotta get a chicken or a duck head. And this
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: is how ignorant this letter is. What you wanna do
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: is like you don't care, like a tip of a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: black cat tail on your neck or something like I'm
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: telling you stuff that if look my father, my sister
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: who recently had an i c D defibrillated plane. You
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  Speaker 1: a't defibrillator. How you get that in your chair? A
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  Speaker 1: whole defibrillator in your chest. I think she's mispelling it here,
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  Speaker 1: just like she wrote all these bad words, and then
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  Speaker 1: her hat out. Listen to me, you know your half
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  Speaker 1: finning when you get DIABETD making her look like a man.
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  Speaker 1: I underline that can't nobody to make your mama look
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  Speaker 1: like a man. You know your mama looked crazy. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care you wrote this name. You know good way
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  Speaker 1: of your mama looked crazy. My mama has never a
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  Speaker 1: date looked like a man. She's been sick. My mom
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  Speaker 1: been down and out. I buried my mama. At no
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  Speaker 1: point did my mama look like a man. Look, you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in there trying you've got your mama is
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  Speaker 1: actually mighty Joe young, and you are trying to get
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  Speaker 1: her sick behind away from woodworkers. For those of you
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  Speaker 1: that don't know what that is, that's some ignorant Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana mess that people down south think that somebody can
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  Speaker 1: put a spell on you roots that could be voodoo.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get your mama a mirror, because at
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  Speaker 1: no point should your mama walk in the room and
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  Speaker 1: look like a damn man. We need to stop this
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  Speaker 1: right here, then, you say, and so much other bull
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  Speaker 1: I tell her she needs to go to church and
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  Speaker 1: pray to God. She do, but you need to go
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  Speaker 1: down there with her next time. Your mama walk in
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  Speaker 1: the room and look like a man. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to jest holler, wow, Mama, look like a man. Part two.
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  Speaker 1: Steve's response is coming up at twenty three after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Mr O'Dell and Reverend Adnoid will be our special guests.
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  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, Yeah, come on, Steve with your
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  Speaker 1: response Part two. Let's have it to the letter right now.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, it's gonna be different. What's please back to
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  Speaker 1: both of them had I c D defibrillators in planet,
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  Speaker 1: which is a misprinted Actually refrigerators in these fat people.
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  Speaker 1: And what they didn't put in them is all of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that the lady need to work roots on
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  Speaker 1: You know they got everything in there, Hamlet, it's like
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  Speaker 1: don't stand. Now let's get to the party. Oh what
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  Speaker 1: did you do with My mama looked like a man?
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  Speaker 1: Who mama looked like a man? When did your mama
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  Speaker 1: walked in the room and you thought it was Joe Frage?
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  Speaker 1: When the last time your mama came in and you
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  Speaker 1: went flavor flame? You know how your what? Man? Do
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  Speaker 1: you're walking the room and your mama looked like me?
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  Speaker 1: Is my what you need to do. It's get back
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  Speaker 1: to this route worker and talk to him about a
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  Speaker 1: new roof. Your mama cannot be walking around looking like
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  Speaker 1: a man na she and now on me is night
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  Speaker 1: at your church, and don't nobody know it? Brother, if
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  Speaker 1: you wanta stand up, mind yourself, I'm sister Cramer. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: really you are, so introduce yourself and brother, listen to meself.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna come to me, it's night. You cain't
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  Speaker 1: wear no dress. There ain't no men's night. That's my mom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: one of the co hosts of the Daytime it was
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  Speaker 1: when he did that. Did you hear that right? Yea?
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  Speaker 1: And then did you hear that that I won a
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  Speaker 1: did you all hear that too? Life is going good?
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  Speaker 1: life is just going so well that you did y'all
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  Speaker 1: hear that? Sunday I will be bestowed an honorary doctorate
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  Speaker 1: you'all hear that? This will be my third honorary doctorate
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Maybe a two piece, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a bikini. Now when I'm not going with the
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  Speaker 1: ready to wear a thong. I shouldn't. I really shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: wear a thong. Real serious. Hey, did y'all hear that
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  Speaker 1: I will be the commencement speaker of Florida Memorial on
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  Speaker 1: made the thirteenth. Did y'all hear that Trayvon Martin would
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  Speaker 1: be receiving a posthumous degree in aviation because all his
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  Speaker 1: All right, Cheryl, thank you as always. Sister Odell Reven
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  Speaker 1: chills whatever is on her mind. Hello Sherley, Well, hello,
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  Speaker 1: sister Odell. You sound so pleasant this morning. You know
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  Speaker 1: time is he here today? Right here? How you doing
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: thinking about it? Since I mentioned the last time you said,
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  Speaker 1: pray for you? That's all I've been doing, is praying
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  Speaker 1: for you like I love it, knowing how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing so you must be religious because you are
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  Speaker 1: the answer to my prayers. Just you are. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: y'all live how you don't know? You watch yourself. I'm
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  Speaker 1: what you just said. You must be a shovel because
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  Speaker 1: I am digging you. You know what I'm saying. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they were going to hit it on like this,
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  Speaker 1: you king what I would just going to slow down
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  Speaker 1: something I'm trying to what are you rushing phone talking
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  Speaker 1: on your other show? So now you're just gonna over
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  Speaker 1: talk to me, I'm gonna stop on this hit show.
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  Speaker 1: Add noight ahead and cute self. I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: What's that this through man, I'm talking to add no it,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm let hood. I get a man that
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  Speaker 1: Something we put some put some sex and breathing on you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well when I had when I do breathing like that,
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  Speaker 1: it's cause you can't handle it, I think, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out. I'll tell you. Excuse me, add no
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  Speaker 1: daddy must be a baker because I'm looking at that
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  Speaker 1: them nice ass bunge. Can I ask you a question?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Can I ask your question? Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 1: Did you say ask me a question? Yes? Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. Do you like mustard on the Naked Man's
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  Speaker 1: Son't it? And listen to me? Don't say nothing stupid? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Best way to kill this relationship is to be stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't tried it. You ain't tried it, and I'm
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: not gonna try talking high price. If you pay. You know, no,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna talk to me nasty in front of
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  Speaker 1: people's now, because I'm a private woman. I'm private. You't
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  Speaker 1: do nothing to me with no mustard. Now if you
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  Speaker 1: got relish, wait wait wait, I'm relish. I let you
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  Speaker 1: work with it. But you really gonna come at me
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  Speaker 1: with no mustard? Now? You gotta hell your kindom is right?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Realish stains on your private parts? Mustard is no problem?
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  Speaker 1: Must good? And the piano who putting it out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I love it. See you ain't had no prob How
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  Speaker 1: about Mamma lade? Do you like mamaalade? Mamma lade? I
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• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: if you see it, you don't think that's what it is? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I don't play with him? Surely, I really this is
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: definitely a love connection. Yeah, my name is at No.
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  Speaker 1: But you can call me all night, Yes you can anytime.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready and ready. Let me take one of my
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  Speaker 1: blue buddies and I'll be over there. Don't make me
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: waste these pills. They cost a lot of money. Now,
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  Speaker 1: don't play. I don't know anything. You said, nothing but
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  Speaker 1: waiting on y check one check too. Do you like
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  Speaker 1: me because I like you? Wow, I'm gonna have to
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I might have to sit on this because you was
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: a bit more aggressive. Ain't nothing wrong with that. You're
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, I'm ready,
• 1:18:36
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• 1:18:39
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• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: stuff going on, Steve getting ready. Okay, let's do a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: real Housewives up in Atlanta. The saga continue. Part three
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: is right three? Yes, Part four will be this Sunday. So,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you know, we were kind of dealing with They were
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: addressing all the rumors about Candy, you know this season now.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: According to Candy's husband Todd, he and his wife Candy
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: and Porscha, they kissed right, and then Portscha invited the
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  Speaker 1: two of them back to her hotel room. But Candy
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  Speaker 1: said it was a bad idea. What'd you say, nephew, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we own the right track. Let's keep moving here. Well,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Candy said it was a bad idea, and and and
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: nothing else happened. So Porsche denied that and has maintained
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: or you know, just saying that Candy and Todd were
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: planning to drug her. Well, then yeah, that was that's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: a very very serious, yes, very strong, very strong. Then
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: things got heated, and Andy, you know, Andy Cohen directly
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: asked Porscha why she thought that Candy and Todd have
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  Speaker 1: been plotting or planning to drug her and take advantage
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: of her sexually. Now, Portia says she couldn't talk about
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  Speaker 1: it and she could no longer speak on the subject,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: and that she would have her lawyer, Phedro speak for
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: her because because she's the one who told her that
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Candy lost her mind. Candy, she just got mad. She
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: erupted in anger. She shouted at Phedro. You know, Phaedro
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: kind of looked looked away, you know how she how
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: she does look around and try to act like his
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: shade or yes, you know what I'm talking about, Jade,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: But if that Jade, j but that was a serious business.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: And um, Candy said to Phedro, you said that, you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: said that, you said that I wanted to drunk her.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: And then everybody else, you know, all the women were
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: sitting there with their mouths to just drop open. Horrible moments.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. I could not believe that. And um,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: that's how the show ended. Reunion Part three. And so
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: you know Andy Cohen, he's like to be continued. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: shows out of this. I think that's gonna be. I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: think they have a reunion one. I think it's going
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: up to one hundred furious. It won't stop soon, right
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: the Housewives on the how I'll say this, I mean
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: this past episode. I I even tweeted out emojis. Surely
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you know, with the eyes just looking around like what
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: just happened? But here we are. This was serious talking
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, so it's working. Yeah we're watching. Yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: so we go. Rol Um. Let's move on to Love
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  Speaker 1: and Hip Hop Atlanta. Jocelyn Jocelyn's special delivery. Now, on
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: this episode, Jocelyn gave birth to her daughter, Bonnie Bella,
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  Speaker 1: And uh, it was a lot. It was a lot
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  Speaker 1: to see this. We got to see Jocelyn playing her
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: baby shower and she had strippers at the baby shower. Carlo,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: isn't everyone. I don't know, did you have strippersent your
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: baby shower? I had a lot of baby showers and
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: uh no strippers. Okay, okay, okay, let the girl. Let
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: the girl drew up stripples will work anyway, Yeah, Jocelyn,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: that's what she wanted in her baby shower. And wait, wait, Carla,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: did you hear your nephews? I mean, was Carmelo there?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Really there's some loose strippers. That's a good question. Was
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: he didn't a new bade strippers was sitting in the
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: sunflower season Yeah, factory of the update girl. All right,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: so wait then, your girl, Jocelyn, she wanted a cake.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You know, we had the cake at the baby shower.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: She wanted a cake design with a woman actually delivering
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: the baby. That was as the cake design. It was
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: really really crazy. Then start cutting it running even just
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: a little bit of dead who not your big not big?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, moving all Joscelyn. She started having contractions
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: and this girl went into labor. She went to the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: birthing center because she initially wanted to have a water birth.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Surely delivered the baby, you know all of that, but
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: the pain was too much. She had to get out
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: of the water, and Jocelyn, she didn't decided she couldn't
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: do it. She went to go to the hospital. And
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: as she was getting dressed to have the baby to
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: go to the hospital, she was gonna change clothes. From
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: the next scene, she had the baby right there in
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, and she was so overwhelmed with so much emotion. Uh,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: here's a moment right when she delivered her baby. Take
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: a listen as I look a body and hold her
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: for the first time, It's like, this is unbelievable. There's
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: nothing better that she can accomplish in the whole white
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: world than to be a mother. And it's a feeling
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: that nobody could explain. Yeah, so congratulations, Yeah, new mommy.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: And she later called Stevie J and told him to
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: commeet his daughter to say congratulations to Joqulin. But she
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: did that. Surely she had the baby. No drugs, no
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: epidor girl. Please, what a woman, what a woman, baby,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: because I had all that, I had all the joys,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: give me everything. Yeah, in the hospital room, in the hospital, girl, yes,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: so just a strong woman. So shout out to Jocelyn.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: And uh, I know j you love Green Leaf. We
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: watched that. Yeah, surely we all watched that show on
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Uncle Ray, Uncle Ray, Uncle Gray. Yeah. The main thing
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I was watching he needs to man phone Uncle. He
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: needs to put his phone on silence because he needs
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: a slence on his phone every time his phone range.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: He's in trouble. Man, good call. Yeah, yeah, my kids staying,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Uncle Mac, and I'm glad what happened last night? I
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: won't do spoiler alert if you haven't seen it, Bye bye,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Uncle Mac. G did that? Uncle, He's disgusting. Uncle May disgusting,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: which is discussing skates, Uncle Mat. Uncle Mac's reality update.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: You're all caught up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Okay.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Research by the dating lifestyle app threesommer uh finds that
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: richer individuals oh richer individuals Steve, are more likely to
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: engage in threesomes than those with lower incomes. People in
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: New York are the most likely to engage in threesomes.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Top ten richest states for threesomes. I'm just telling you
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: what the research says. It's the lifestyle app pre much alright.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Number ten is Florida. Number nine is Michigan, number eight, Georgia,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Ohio is number seven, Pennsylvania number six, number five, Illinois
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: number four, Texas number three, so prizingly is California. Number
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: two New Jersey. Number one is New York, like I said, okay,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: well I can see you er. Well that's the trash
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: state area. Yeah, boom is. Now we had discussed this
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: with Steve J already. He told us about his three.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It's not well I headed, it's not what I do.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: It's clearly confusing. It was a waste of my damn
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: time and there. So I'm pretty sure they were beyond disappointed.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: And I do understand that. I know you're in here
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: a well, they were disappointed, so you know you were exhausted.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I didn't. I didn't
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: understand the rules. Anybody told me to rule, so I
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want it. Yes, the other person
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: was so mad and they were so left out, just
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: like just sitting there like, well, I forgot there was
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: another person. I'm gonna have to catch you up later
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: because I'm finished over here. I know we're playing. I
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: understand all that, but what I did here, I didn't
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: save any for there. You got here. I wish don't
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: look hey, don't look at me like that. Do not
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: look at me like that. I'm sorry I didn't. If
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I had not put so much over here. I would
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: be able to be over there and do that. But
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: there's nothing that I went because I went so strong
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: here right like whoa. But I didn't put it girl,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: I know what I said. Could you just take some
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: cash and call it today? Because of the rate check?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: And I know you're looking at me some of that. Well,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: it's not it's not gonna happen. Though I've I've actually
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: enjoyed it every time. The only bad thing there was
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: one time where I just got completely wedged out. They
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: told me we got it from healing. I said, wait
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: a minute, no, no, no, no, no, we got you.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: I got too excited. In the first two minutes. It
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: was over with for me. We got it from here.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: You just get out. We got this yet, okay. Research
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: by the dating lifestyle app Threesommer finds that richer individuals
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: richer individuals were more likely to engage in threesomes than
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: those with lower incomes. A. We know you're young, but
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: no assurances are limited. But no, you heard the story,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: he said the richest. I ain't got no money to
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: be asking for No. Three okay, I didn't state in
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: two of the ten states, and I have not had
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: it yet. You got bailing money for. I mean, I've
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: asked for it to me something, but I know I
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna get it because I got out the passage
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: aside of the car. So if you ain't driving, you
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: can't ask what didn't you just talk about the past decide? Yeah,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: but that ain't the point. The point is so I
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: don't have no money, but I'm just glad the want
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: something I'm having if I can get it. All right, guys,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: coming up next, we're gonna talk about lying, alright, something
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: we all know about. Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: you're lying. We're gonna talk about lying on social media. No,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: you've done that as well. Uh, today's throwback Thursday, of course,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: and and and what are you posting? So you know,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: are you posting any lives today? Basically on it right now?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: But throwback lie, throwback live from back in the day
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: we had television in every room. That's a lie follow
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: and remote to go with those TVs. Yes, we're gonna
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: talk about lying on social media. There's a site called
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: whisper and you can go on there and share the life.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that all right. Surely what you got
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: all right? This is a story about the biggest lie
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: told on social media. Um saying that everything you put
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: on social media is real, right, Uh no, a lot
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: of people live. Here's some of the craziest lives they've
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: told on social media. They make up fake boyfriends, give
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: him his own fake Facebook account so he could come
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: in and post on her page. I mean that's taking
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: it to the extreme. Snapchatting and photo of the sky
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: and saying off for a jog, really took the photo
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: from inside the house, not going for a job at all,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: changing relationship status to engage to get a guy's attention,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: you know, lying about having Yeah, I mean they're big lies,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: lying about having big plans for the day or the weekend,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: and then lying about traveling the world and even stealing pictures.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I've done that of places to make it look stealing pictures.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: But it's like like Christmas and Easter. If somebody seems
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: me a really good Easter greeting, I will copy that
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: and send it to somebody else because mine is not
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: as good. Yeah, you know, Christmas and I don't even
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: know where that stuff is, so when you get it
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: from me, I took it from somebody. Yeah, like that
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. I'm not. No, no, no, no,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: especially gonna get a text. Yeah like that? Done that
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: a lot yet, greetings and stuff like that. Uhh yeah,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: really good. What about the making up a fake girlfriend
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: or white? That's something I would never do. You never
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: make up a whale, make up a white Steve, Steve,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: let me have that. I got. I gotta hear of myself.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I am making it, but I'm here to
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: help you. He got all up it. He forget something
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: that he forget sometimes. Sure, did you say anything about
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: lying about your car like a rose roach or something
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: like that? Oh? Oh, here we go. What you taking
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: a picture of Steve car No, not Steve who who?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I know? You didn't as who? Who else got one? Yeah?
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Tell me I didn't say anything about the one they
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Jay had a rose. Why we'll see if I tell
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: you the truth. What people believe is the finance company
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: came and got it, so that was repressed. It was
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: not represented. But see that's what they think. That's what
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: they didn't. The problem was I live in l A
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: and the places I would go, but not Rose royce Worthy. Okay,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: I mean that's taking it to the extreme. I would
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: never like I'd go to seven eleven j sp Church
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: swap me. Just you don't need a Rose Royce. You
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: just don't. You don't want to shoot hoops down and
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: forward one. It looks nice, but you don't need a road.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a Rose Royce environment. That's not so.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: I got rid of it. We'll be back there close
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: after show. You're listening to Steve Hardy, watch We're back.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: We got tired for just one more thing. Uh. Some
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: of these posters, man, I think I think one of
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: the biggest ones I've seen was right here on this show.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: One of the biggest lives I've seen. I mean every time,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna put him out there because every
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: time my dude put his call on the internet, it
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: breaks down. You know, you keep putting on the broke
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: cars on the internet like they knew, and you just
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: showed the front of him the hood and show these in. Man,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: you have more trouble your call them broke down three
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: years then all my cars, he told Ronnie Rose Roys,
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: they don't run. It runs. I just I didn't take
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: the time to learn how to drive, and there was
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of buttons on there. I was questioning that
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning the vehicle. Now you
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: the highway with a rose roys. Oh my god, they
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: not win. That's good for you. That's like you yet
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: that some freeway ain't no love broke down rodes that
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: was a timmy problem. Oh don't work. I don't work
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: all that money for it. That is not a good feeling.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm talking. I ran out of gas with my rose rush.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: It was not a pretty day, pretty dangerous. I sat
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: in the trunk because I don't want about to see me.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Tell you that, Jan Brown, you never get that true, true, true.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: He was going to places there, weren't You gotta have
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: a lifestyle, that life. Where were were you made the decision.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of this car. I think when it?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: When it? When I ran out of gas on Crisshaw, right,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I ran out of gas on pretty shut and there's
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: no I mean, Crishaw was a nice place, but I
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: broke down rolls rods and people like I mean, I
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: got in the trunk. I just set and when the
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: people came with together, take this card back? So what
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: do you want to get? Depending an orange one? Tommy
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: ain't like that though, Tommy, now him, Tommy got all
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: his cars lining them up like he got some and
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: he takes in front of his cars like he like
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: he may weather for flex here. Yeah, Tommy lying his
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: cars up like he may weather. Everybody like they just
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: call a lot right down the street. I will say this.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: I will say I have lied and took a picture
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: in front of uncle Steve's called and put that on
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: the internet. I have done that. I'm not gonna I
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: did it. And what did the caption say? Oh? You
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: know I was between the may Bock and a row.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: I was right between both of them. Just sent it
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: out like yeah, the nephew coming up, you know. So
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like I really wasn't line line
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: coming up, coming up. I didn't say they were my cars.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: I just didn't neph Okay, did Steve see it? Did
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: see he see the post? No? He wasn't even doing
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: it in you know, he don't do it. I got
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: picture all in I mean his house, and I'm like,
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: it's my house. I got off. You tell me what?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody leave you? So it was cool. Tell me with
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: throw parties with Steve leftown you punched me one ding
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Jane my chest man. We have a fight at this aide?
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Are we're doing it? Wow? The runday aposed to someplace
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: you ain't supposed to be like ja, you gotta have
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: a life to have a road run. Oh my god.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: He hitting it right on the nail. It's like, yeah,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm supposed to be in this car
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: right now, Like you don't drive through the McDonald's I have.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: I haven't got what y'all got under Here's what you
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: gotta understand. Tell them that came car. Oh, I see
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. It's got to be a special car,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: but see special afford to Yeah, man, what is your
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: main car? That was when I had that roll run.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: That was my main cor I have. I wasn't rolling
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: that to get two cars and his main call? Yea,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: what is your main call? I'm selling mine got sold
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: yesterday both of my cars. What car? Oh, he's making room.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: That's what that means, cause yesterday you could have gave
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: me the car and I wouldn't have had to buy
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: this one you're talking about sold, gave them together one
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: of them sounds real. Poe. He gave his harsh gave
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: so jameson like the cleaners picking up his cleaning. U.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: I like to have some fried rice, you know, the
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: fried right into That's a nice I call guy. You
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: are supposed to hang them close in that in that back. No,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: I don't suppose. I don't have Rosero life and let
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: it go. I have a Pento life. Listen, y'all, y'all
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend. Man, we gotta get out of here.
• 1:42:21
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