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Happy Friday, Older Men and Younger Women, Longest SBL EVER, Miss Ann, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Naeda VS Tommy, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them mo
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  Speaker 1: like theming buck bus things and it's tub y'all to
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good to the hut. Yeah, listening to me
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  Speaker 1: together for Stu Barn quick to money. Why don't you joy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: wellby joining me, Honey said do you turn go? You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn the time, Hobby got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your face at uh huh, I sure will a
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  Speaker 1: good barted everybody you are listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Do you understand that I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: kid you. I'm telling you in here do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for you. God. God is a gentleman. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you say you got it, I don't need you. He
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  Speaker 1: lets you have it. If you say I need you
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  Speaker 1: come see about me? He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: real simple thing, man. So always say to people this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've gotten yourself into something, and please know I have.
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  Speaker 1: I man see that. That's why I'm so adamant about it,
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  Speaker 1: because I've gotten myself in some circumstances and positions in
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  Speaker 1: my life. And boy, let me tell you something. I've
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  Speaker 1: had some low moments. Man, I've had some moments where
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  Speaker 1: I did not know what to do. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what was next. I didn't know how to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck. I
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  Speaker 1: thought a couple of times, well, I might not make
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  Speaker 1: it past this one. But then if I don't make
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  Speaker 1: it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held
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  Speaker 1: on to this little thing that my mother kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to me about. She said sometimes so when you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just
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  Speaker 1: hope it will be all right, you know. And what
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  Speaker 1: I've learned in my life is that hope it's the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of faith. Hope's just is there a possibility out
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  Speaker 1: there for me? I sure hope something happened. See hope,
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  Speaker 1: hope it's okay. Man, because, like I said, for me,
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  Speaker 1: the way I've lived my life, hope was the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of faith. It was just the idea. It's just the
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  Speaker 1: thought that something could change from me, that something could
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  Speaker 1: be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe for some reason, I could be saved, I
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  Speaker 1: could be rescued, things could turn around, it could head
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  Speaker 1: in the other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will will just
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  Speaker 1: say all right. I don't know, but I can't count
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  Speaker 1: the times I've been in that position. But then once
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  Speaker 1: I hope a little bit, and then I remember also
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  Speaker 1: my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher, she
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  Speaker 1: taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than
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  Speaker 1: my faith. She taught me to pray. Mommy used to say,
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  Speaker 1: when you get real dog for your son, pray changes things.
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  Speaker 1: She said, When you seem like you lost and you
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  Speaker 1: can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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  Speaker 1: pray changes things. You know, when you get a point
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  Speaker 1: in your life when you've done all you can do
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  Speaker 1: and you can't do no more, and you just don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do next. She said, stop suh, pray
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  Speaker 1: and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
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  Speaker 1: she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 1: She said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying that
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  Speaker 1: God come through for you. That will give you confidence
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  Speaker 1: that he can do it again. And then after a
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  Speaker 1: while you quit hoping. She's saying, you start believing. She said.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're on to something. If you can turn
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  Speaker 1: that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability
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  Speaker 1: to believe something that you can't see. But the key
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  Speaker 1: though the faith is you're believing in something that you
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  Speaker 1: can't see. See hoping a little bit different from me,
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  Speaker 1: not I'm pretty sure. Like I say oftentimes to tell
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who can explain this thing a
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  Speaker 1: lot better than I can to you. But just from
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  Speaker 1: my side of it, being as real as I can be,
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  Speaker 1: rich see, hope helps. Man. If you ain't strong enough
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  Speaker 1: to have faith, have hope, and then if you pray
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  Speaker 1: with some hope and God answers your prayer, then that
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  Speaker 1: hope gains a little confidence, and after a while that
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  Speaker 1: confidence becomes faith. Now ain't just hoping, but I'm believing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm believing it's something that I cannot see. Faith has
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  Speaker 1: been the key to my entire existence, even when I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have any It was faith, as I look back
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  Speaker 1: on it, that has gotten me here. And not just faith,
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  Speaker 1: but my faith. See, you will only get to where
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  Speaker 1: you're going in your life based on your faith. See.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 1: what's your faith? Uh? And then they started going down
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  Speaker 1: this whole list of all these different religions out here.
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  Speaker 1: But really an essence, man, when I talk to people
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  Speaker 1: about faith, I'm talking to you about your your belief.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the unseen? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe in the things you can't see? How
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  Speaker 1: much do you believe in the impossible? How much do
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  Speaker 1: you believe? See? Because faith is the belief in things
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  Speaker 1: that you cannot see. Faith is the core of all
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  Speaker 1: that is happening to me today. It is the faith
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  Speaker 1: that I have in my relationship with God that enables
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  Speaker 1: me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the right
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  Speaker 1: course and believe a certain way and act a certain way,
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  Speaker 1: his blessings just poor. They just come, and it comes
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of little ways. Too. I've started to notice.
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  Speaker 1: See it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
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  Speaker 1: is money. Now, man, that ain't it. It's coverage. It's
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  Speaker 1: every time my plane lands safe. It's every time they
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  Speaker 1: predict bad weather and not get up in the sky
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  Speaker 1: and it don't be no bad weather. You know, this
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  Speaker 1: is this is favor. These are blessings that get poured
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  Speaker 1: out to me. Somebody called me and offer me something,
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  Speaker 1: not money, but an opportunity, you know, something somebody say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I sent this to you. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent
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  Speaker 1: me a scripture, or somebody send me something that's favor,
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  Speaker 1: and it always comes at a time when I need
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  Speaker 1: it the most. That's favor. That's pouring out blessings. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 1: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 1: into God, once you tie in and you start doing
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  Speaker 1: the best you can do, and you start asking for
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  Speaker 1: him to make you a better person, to help shape
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  Speaker 1: and mold you into the kind of man or person
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  Speaker 1: that he wants you to be. You be amazed where
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  Speaker 1: God can do with you. Man, if you just invite
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  Speaker 1: me in and allow him to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning,
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  Speaker 1: why why would you not change? I watched these shows
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  Speaker 1: about me and locked up all the time. Who waiting?
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  Speaker 1: They getting their farties and they decide, Man, I'm tired
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  Speaker 1: of this. I've lived most of my life behind these bars.
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  Speaker 1: When I get out this time, man, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it right. Why you gotta wait till your farty? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when you're farty, it's cool, get yourself together whenever it happened.
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  Speaker 1: But man, do you know that you were not created
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  Speaker 1: to live behind bars? God didn't make you that way.
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  Speaker 1: But if you've gotten yourself into that position, though, see
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  Speaker 1: now you gotta do the best you can. But they
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  Speaker 1: don't need to look at it God being mad at it,
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  Speaker 1: we'd have made all of our decisions, got us to
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  Speaker 1: where we at today. You have a chance to turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around with a relationship with God. What you're
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  Speaker 1: waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life so you can get the way he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to be. God got some big plans for you.
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up to show
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boards and girls, people from all around
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  Speaker 1: the world. Man, have your attention please? You know why
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  Speaker 1: I need it because you're listening right now to the
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  Speaker 1: baddest morning showing the land and ocean. Ain't nothing been underwater?
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  Speaker 1: Out of State Championship team. Good morning, good lady, ste
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday? Who call it? Yes? Good morning, Happy Friday? Julia?
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  Speaker 1: He excited and brown? Well, we gotta be here today.
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  Speaker 1: What't we be up somepdow fride? What are you doing
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  Speaker 1: at every Friday? Jane? What are you doing? Let me
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  Speaker 1: have it all every ride? I'm worrying. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm crying that one? I'm Jake? Why are you crying? Last? Shit?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you get this crying from? I see somebody
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  Speaker 1: doing on the video back off the mic, A little
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  Speaker 1: bit chack. You saw somebody on the ground. I saw
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  Speaker 1: somebody on his round doing and you want to ride out?
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, I tried. What the show is ignorant?
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  Speaker 1: We just got here norting it stuff. Help him set
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  Speaker 1: by riding out. Let it go, Let it go. He
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  Speaker 1: come from a place that he didn't get to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Let just don't care. Jay, Anthony Brown up if you
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  Speaker 1: don't stop, all right? Coming up next, something funny guys.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny, guys. So Steve, Anthony Brown and
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Yes, Steve, of course, and I said his name first.
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  Speaker 1: You're here. Tell us what older men can do to
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  Speaker 1: attract younger women. I will read the rules, Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: and Tommy will add on number one. Number one, stop
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  Speaker 1: walking around with a bluetooth in your head. Don't sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy pass a bluetooth in his feel all the time,
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  Speaker 1: trying to look tick, but had it since he was thirty.
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  Speaker 1: But it doesn't even have a question. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that it's not sex. Steve finished, yeah, and he needs
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  Speaker 1: to be finished. What I'm discovered is most of them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, right, you know what? I but let's
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  Speaker 1: go on, let's go. If you have an old school headset,
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  Speaker 1: the one that goes across your head, will you look
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  Speaker 1: like an air traffic controller? Get rid of it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I wear at the house. I know, Thomas,
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  Speaker 1: these all news. What's wrong with that? Stevire? Right again?
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  Speaker 1: As you look like no, I'm not laying no plan.
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  Speaker 1: So why do you have it? That's so I can
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  Speaker 1: move around the house with both hands and do stuff
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  Speaker 1: for Christmas? You mean both hands? Called day small. Don't
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  Speaker 1: wear long jackets and wide ass pants. Please stop, stop it,
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  Speaker 1: stop it. J Moore, drive this weekend? St you know
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  Speaker 1: what this is? He right, I said, regrettably. I do
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  Speaker 1: this one suits man. I bought this suit when they
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  Speaker 1: first came. It looked like tail and you only five. Look,
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  Speaker 1: but Jake got some long jackets. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: I can talk about three, JA one and two. It's Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, get rid of your Fannie pack, please please please?
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  Speaker 1: All right, these are things that old men need to
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  Speaker 1: stop doing to a younger women. I get rid of
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  Speaker 1: get fanny package. You wanted to do that, especially at amusement,
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  Speaker 1: Paul or anyway else? We know you somebody's daddy. What
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  Speaker 1: you over here? Twist? What's in there? What do you have?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Okay? What's in here? Jake? You got your medication,
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  Speaker 1: You got your lip bomb in there, you got your
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  Speaker 1: battery charge. You gotta have that in there here. You
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: don't mix jogging suits together under Tommy Converse, don't mix
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  Speaker 1: them up. Dam Now, look, let me say this, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: if your dealer's pants, it's been the watch and I
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  Speaker 1: got on a nice night time and the only thing
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  Speaker 1: left is the under arm. I'm sorry, it's under armor
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  Speaker 1: and night we got to go. It's under naight right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm nake it at all? Right, just a been important
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  Speaker 1: right here, Steve things old men need to stop doing.
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  Speaker 1: To the track, young one. Never let him say all
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  Speaker 1: your medication that drove. You're gonna say something, all three
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  Speaker 1: of you guys, man what you're taking this? And let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you when they hand me my pills, I'm
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  Speaker 1: mad at them. You're gonna take a all mid worlds.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do the You don't see the old man's
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  Speaker 1: night stand, Oh God, praise and Pat took the wrong pill. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I whoa, what do you mean? Yeah? Yeah, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? The prescription bottles all look the same. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got your glasses. Yeah, you're gonna take the
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  Speaker 1: wrong looking like a tent took the wrong over. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I'll take the sheep, and then you took a
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  Speaker 1: vire and you This is crazy, guys, by yourself, that
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  Speaker 1: by your wrong. Don't feel like this. Hope I don't
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  Speaker 1: die and they find me like you guys, really, these
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  Speaker 1: are things, old man, you just stop doing to attract
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  Speaker 1: young knowing like, here's the one. Here's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Duct take, take thix, every damn thing. Stop dunc taping
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  Speaker 1: your tail. Like when they started making that duct taping
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  Speaker 1: black boy, I thought we help stop referring to everybody
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  Speaker 1: as sport dude, camp love, many girl, girlfriend, sweetie coo,
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  Speaker 1: pete a little bit. That's not their name, y'all. There
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  Speaker 1: but the baby grill this god like baby girl. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: number eight, I like baby girl. I don't stop doing
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  Speaker 1: that all right, things old man need to stop to
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  Speaker 1: attract younger women. Here we go, here's another one. Stop
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  Speaker 1: sucking your teeth, stop it stop. Don't you know you
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  Speaker 1: you do that? I'm doing it. And now I want
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  Speaker 1: you to feel my discush, be attracted to and want
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  Speaker 1: you to thank you. Sexy. Last he still take a
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  Speaker 1: straw out the broad pick. Not wrong with that, Nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that. That's what the broom is, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Hurry up when you approach a younger woman, have some money,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite, my favorite. That's all they want. Always buying
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  Speaker 1: the girls. That's all they want. Money. Whatever you want
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  Speaker 1: to love that list. I saw you guys all over
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  Speaker 1: that list. Okay, coming up next, it's the nephew, the
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: King of Pranks would run that frank back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the morning show right now. The Nephew is here
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: with his prank phone called King of Pranks. What you
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: got and mixing in the rat you know, because everybody
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  Speaker 1: little party, I'm in my pay right now. See when
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  Speaker 1: I when I listened to my prank, I like to
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  Speaker 1: have par fat, you understand it. So today delicious parfit
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  Speaker 1: is delicious. Right now we're gonna go home. Buck up,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: y'all in the class? Who hello, hello, hey, who can
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  Speaker 1: you hear me? He? Who is there? This Raymond Man?
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  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you? Who this is Raymond Man?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond,
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  Speaker 1: Raymond the Ronde is my sister, Roonda brother. Yes, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Man? What's up? Somebody them broke in the house.
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  Speaker 1: They in the house right now. I'm in the hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, damn I batter. Can't hear
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Somebody that what somebody them broken house?
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear your wispering, because they're in the
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  Speaker 1: house right now. I'm wait a minute, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, somebody the broken the hold and they steal
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  Speaker 1: in there. Somebody I'm broke in the house. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: the house now, hold on, wait a minute. You're saying,
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  Speaker 1: somebody that broke it to you damn house and they
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  Speaker 1: steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See nothing there?
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  Speaker 1: Why you ain't called the police. I'm in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the closet and I'm trying to get somebody
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  Speaker 1: to hold on, hold on. Well, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. And then you're saying, somebody in house in
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  Speaker 1: your damn house. White not just okay, wait where you
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  Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? About thirty six straight?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm a thirty two a hand. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on after the call Longs? Wait, wait, wait, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't God please,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen you to the hold somebody sense from the
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  Speaker 1: kid you and you're talking about. You don't want them
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  Speaker 1: arrest it. We've got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Wait, wait, nah, you're saying hold on,
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, don't call the damn Longs. You haven't got
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  Speaker 1: to the house. Don't call week They got it in
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  Speaker 1: Nickels in the howd doing? Man? What you got? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know what is bad? Do you know what? You've seen?
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  Speaker 1: Your something there? That's probably while they're in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Now you set you up in the house. That's who
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  Speaker 1: in down there. That's I guarantee you that what you
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  Speaker 1: what you got in there? Actually? You know what, man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
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  Speaker 1: best thing to do, even doing the people in your
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  Speaker 1: house right now, you need the japers. Let me call man,
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  Speaker 1: you need to let me call the day I low.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm gonna tell you,
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  Speaker 1: don't call you will say that. Now, I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: right now. Don't call the police. Don't call because it's
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  Speaker 1: too much of my wife. Don't god, man, But I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something, honestly, I can't do it. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you something. I could cut this food. They don't even
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: call the damn low you know what, man, living good.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I'm go I I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you right there now,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you now, Now,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna take my down there first of us.
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  Speaker 1: They may be tapping my damn lying, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to do with this. You're gonna get man, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: can call it now, want one? They can't look go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and call them because you know what, You're gonna
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: get your kill down there and they don't know who
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  Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what. And I ain't gonna
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: stay on this one with you so they can find out.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You know what it's like? Call it lot. I ain't
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: getting that I ain't man, you must get there. Pool
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get an that one. So I'm gonna tell
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you what you can do. DOT. I call it low
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: if for they had my wife. Right now, you know what.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: later because you know when you have to get your monkhead.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute, just whisper. I think,
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  Speaker 1: I think, man, you know what this is? Some crazy
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: dot you to set your up. I'm gonna trying to
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  Speaker 1: shoot up for one. Don't get sitting up my damn
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: low damn fool. You better keep your my cats in
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: damn fool. You walk out because IMNA tell you not,
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  Speaker 1: they show gonna kill your stupid But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you, Damn I'm called a law. You're
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not, I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with I don't know why you really
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: even call me unless you want to help, because I'm
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, I ain't to jumping the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: eyes myself nor my damn family over your only thing
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I could do. I could help you out in one way.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm called a law now. My wife's got a cellphone.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: What you want me to do? Get? You must be
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: a damn fool. I'm not. I ain't going down, but
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't going you know what? Man? Look look, I
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: can't get in there, and my wife did not to
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: count the police. I'm gonna tell you right now. They
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: couldn't calm you. Can you can you hear me? I
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: can hear you your damn mouth shut up? Shut shut
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what then that's why the shoot the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: shot And don't peek out that damn dope. Can I
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: say something? Man, you need to shift your damn most.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: This his nephew, timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: You know what, you just got pranked by man. Y'all
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: just got y'all something dirty I do Damn well, man, dog,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your boy. Man. I'm sweating
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  Speaker 1: like hey up in this damned withdrawals. Ooh man, you
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  Speaker 1: sit up here. I want to play with man. Look
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: It was for the do because I damn should wants
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  Speaker 1: you to come down to the house. That's for show.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I know you weren't coming to that. I heard it
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what. He
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be here
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: right now. Man, I might need to take off for
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: work board like, hey, let me ask you something. Man,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning show that nephew
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Tommy with It's crazy. That is classic, baby classic, don't run.
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  Speaker 1: That's everybody's favorite. Right there? Shut up, come out, man, Nashfield.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me closely. I'm coming to town September twenty nine, Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Ride to say it. I'll be there. Tell everybody the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Nephew was coming. Shut your mouth and tell everybody how
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: do you see mine? How are you gonna shut your
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: mom down through your mouth while shut while your teethest
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Great night and the Nephew coming to Zanies Comedy Club
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  Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee. Tickets on sale right now. Y'all better
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: getting it. I'm not gonna be adding three thousand shows.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Get to ticket nat You're listening to Steve Harvey Show.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve introduced Jay Anthony Brown so
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: he can murder another hit. Yeah, you know, I used
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to gladly introduce him, but I've started losing friendships. You're
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: not gonna lose a friend today, Okay, Jeff Vinny Brown
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: murderdy here boy, this is not This is not a hit.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'm murdering. This is the original song. The song right
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  Speaker 1: here and that's coming up is an original song. It's
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: dedicated to every man. Every man was tired of answering questions.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Just sick of it, had enough of it. Don't look
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: at who you with men, look at the ray you okay, whatever,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Just look right at your radio on. Make eye contact
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  Speaker 1: with your mate right now. What the hell are you about?
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  Speaker 1: My business? Money? Didn't call home? Can't hear you talking?
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  Speaker 1: Something on my mind? Baby? Let me see the same
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  Speaker 1: about your kids, About your dad. I'm your sugar daddy, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you're my damn and got your fronts. That's why you
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  Speaker 1: keep at getting questions. Stop it with your questions. Bother
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  Speaker 1: be originally didn't We'll greet a freaking with that question.
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  Speaker 1: Stopping with the questions. Damn, I can't believe my gun
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: thing speaking through my phony na, texting me, harassing me
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  Speaker 1: about where I be, didn't get your car wear it be?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And he smell my hack to jam, I smell that
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  Speaker 1: soap whose hair is danced when condoms go? I said once,
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  Speaker 1: I said again, because there's your friends. So canceled all
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: these questions. Stop it. Put the questions list both to
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  Speaker 1: be originally didn't will agree a freaking with that question.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Stop it with the questions. Damn my camera leading, my
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: young thing ving me, calling me, texting me, harassing me
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: about where I be, didn't get your car wear it ben?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: He smell my ha jam, I smell that soap whose
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: hair is danced when m condoms go? I said once,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I said again, because where you france? So cancel at
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: these questions. Stop it with your questions. Every man. Yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: that was really good that Rabh Hawkins Junior. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's really good. But whatever way, don't care if you
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  Speaker 1: wrote a song about it. We're not gonna Yeah, let
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: gambly thanks? Who has this your condoms? You like? So
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: so hands? Whatever are you answering? Why is that Napkins
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  Speaker 1: in here? House? Man? When you start a wearing body book? Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: where that comes. Right, all right, Steve, please introduced miss Anne.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, and trip. Thank you very much, everybody.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. The Mendocino Fire
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: has now become the largest wildfire in California history, leaving
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: some three hundred thousand acres scorched so far, it's about contain.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Wednesday marked the fourth anniversary of the police killing of
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Michael Brown at the hands of a now former Ferguson
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: cop for some Missouri cop named Darren Wilson, but now Charlottesville,
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  Speaker 1: Virginia is racing for Sunday's first anniversary of last summer's
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: violent White Nationals rallied. A man purposely rammed his car
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: into a group of Andy Races protesters, injuring several of
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: them but killing a young lady named Heather Higher Hires mother,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Susan Brow has since set up a foundation in her
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: name and tells National Public Radio that she's on a mission.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: The black community and the people of color and Charlottesville
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: have been battling this for many years. But a white
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: girl dies and suddenly everybody goes, oh my god, we've
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: got a problem. Part of me wishes it was all
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: just a bad dream, that the country wasn't this divided,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: That that black lives really have been treated as if
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: they matter, that um, Heather was here. Downtown Charlesville block
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: where her daughter was killed has been renamed Heather Higher Way. Meanwhile,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: the white races to descended on Virginia last year say
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: they're going to be in Washington, d C. On Sunday
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: for another Unite the Right rally. And maybe as a
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: result of all that feeling evidence now of how some
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: people are feeling and not afraid to say out loud
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: these days. A young woman pulled over at a traffic
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: stop in a place called Bluffed in South Carolina last Saturday,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: was found to be legally drunk, slurring her words, and
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: in possession of marijuana and speeding. But she told the
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  Speaker 1: police officer who pulled her over that she didn't belong
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  Speaker 1: in jail because are you ready, she says, I'm a
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: very clean, thoroughbred white girl. Okay. The officer was also white,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: but he arrested her. According to new estimates, a lot
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: more people died in Puerto Rico as a result of
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: her came Maria than previously thought. Authorities say that one
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: thousand four hund and twenty seven people died last September
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: as a result of the storm. Now that's many more
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  Speaker 1: than the initial announced the death toll of sixty four.
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  Speaker 1: Querto Ricanficially, sixty four people lost their lives directly from
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the storm, but they say many more. That larger number
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: died as a result of the flooding, the loss of power,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and building collapses. First, Lady Malania Trump's parents had and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: sworn in as American citizens of the Slovenian couple took
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the citizenship over yesterday Manhattan. And finally, President Mike Pence
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: has announced the Trump administration's plan to police out of space.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: That's right. Pence says that the Pentagon wants to create
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a new branch of the Armed Services, and the Vice
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: President says that the Space Force would be the first
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: new armed unit since nineteen and he says it's time
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: adversaries have transformed space into a war fighting domain already
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: in the United States. Will not shrink from this challenge.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: President Trump called for a space army two months ago,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: but to create as you have, you have to have
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: an Act of Congress. Until then, the Pentagon setting up
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: a space Command. Yeah, we'll be back to more entertainment,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: coming to twenty minutes after the hour. You're smarter than
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey Morton Show. You're listening
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. It is time to play
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: are you smarter the nephew Tommy? Tommy, let's meet our contestant. Please,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Who is this, Nina? What you calling from that?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I'm called from doing right now to see what you
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  Speaker 1: do for a living dollar? I am an administered an
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  Speaker 1: entertainment company. Alright, already you think you think, Naty, you
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: think you're smarter than me. I think I'm you night
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  Speaker 1: trying to you. We're gonna we're gonna see about that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Here's at work. Sure, he's gonna give us both some
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: trivial questions. Whoever answered the most questions correctly in sixty
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: seconds will win? Are you ready? I'm red? Yeah, tell
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: me get out? You don't. You don't leave until we
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: tell you to leave. I all right, Nita. So Tommy,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: we asked him, of course, to step out of the
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: studio so he can't hear the questions. Now, are you ready?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: You said yes? And you know you got to know
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: that the clock the sixty second clock will start after
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I read the first question. Al Right, here we here
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: we go, Nita? Which which state is known as the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: show me State? Oh, let's go places? Is the slogan
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: for what auto manufacturer? Uh think? Yestere girl? What animal
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: is called the ship of the Desert? Yeah? Which daytime
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: talk show host you to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Um?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: How old must you be to run for president of
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the United States? Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: of the members of which legendary rock band who was
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the first female pilot pilot to fly across the Atlantic? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My god? All right, what do you guys think, Nita
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: were really tough? You did good? Yeah? Yeah, you do
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: good at talking yourself. Carlo. What you think girl power?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I'm rooting for you, Data, but it's gonna be tough
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: tough questions though. Yeah, alrighte yeah, we'll see when we
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: come back. Who's the smartest? Will it be U, Nita
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: or will it be the nephew? We're playing Are you
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: smarter than Nephew? Tommy? At thirty four after the hour,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: We're in the middle of playing are you smarter than
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy? Tommy is back in the studio and our
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: contestant Tommy Nita did alright, Yeah she did. Yeah, Let's go.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go that. Don't do nothing for you? Alright? The
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  Speaker 1: sixties second clock will start after I read the very
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: first question. Here we go. Which state is known as
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the show Me State? Let's go? Places is the slogan
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: for what auto manufacturer best? What animal is called the
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: ship of the Desert? Which daytime talk show host used
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Springing? How old must
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: you be to run for President of the United States?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two of the members
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: of which, legendary rock band who was the first female
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: pilot to fly across the Atlantic? Claire Cliff, Sandra and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Denise were a few of the characters on What Sitcom
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that debut? What is the longest running game show in America? Prices?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Which legendary female slave was best known as a conductor
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: of the Underground Railroad, Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Our cartoon
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: mascots for which Breakfast, Cereal? Thank God? Tis times up?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Keep times? All right? We need to tally right now.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: We definitely need to. While we're tal I'll read the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: questions and answers. Which state is known as the show
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: me State? Missouri? Let's Go Places is the slogan for
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: what auto manufacturer Toyota. Which animal is called the ship
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: of the Desert Camel? Which daytime talk show host used
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: to be the mayor of Cincinnati? Jerry Springer? How old
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: must you be to run for President of the United States?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Thirty five? Paul McCartney and John Lennon were two of
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: the members of which legendary rock band The Beatles. Who
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: was the first pilot female to fly across the Atlantic?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Amelia Earhart, Claire Cliff, Sandra and Denise were a few
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: of the characters of what sitcom that debuted in the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Cosby Show What is the longest running game show in America?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: The Price Is Right? Which legendary female slave was best
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: known as the conductor of the Underground rail Road? Harriet Tubman,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Snap Crackling pop Our cartoon mascots for which Breakfast Cereal
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  Speaker 1: Rice Crispies, Loser You didn't know? Yeah, alright, Telly, Telly,
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  Speaker 1: Telly tell Yeah, Okay, Nita, Yeah, Nita, you got three Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you got seven you win where sat Night hate hate
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• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I'm smarter than A for you, Timmy, I do have
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  Speaker 1: a twenty five dollar gift card for you. All right,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: thank you. You're welcome. Baby. If you think you're smarter
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  Speaker 1: are you smarter than nephew? Tell me? Well, we thought
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Nita had it. Boil boy, she sounded stop you Hay'll stop? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: get mad when we're happy that he lose. I gotta
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: do this. I gotta do it a loss. Never said
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell you this time, nephew. You got to
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: you don't take that kangaroo along with all right, Frank,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: phone call from the King of Pranks coming up. He
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: won this one. It's our goodad. You're listening to Steve
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry Letters. But
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew the King
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: of Frank's with today's Frank Phone Call. What you got
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  Speaker 1: You ain't married? Huh, you ain't married. I'm just like
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: everyone ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: My name is Daniel H. Wanted to give you a
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: call today. You got a minute? Yeah? Okay, listen, um
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you're you're Brian um Ran right, you're married to uh
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: to Althea. Yeah. Hello, hello, yeah, yeah, that's that's me.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got a question for you. Hello.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Have you guys been married? Going on nine years now?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: We've been married? Who is there? My name is Daniel.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Were you um? Were you guys married a greater New
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church than the Sea? Yeah? Yeah, yep, yep,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: defining that church? Yeah yeah that's right. Why what's going on?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: What's asked me all these questions? Okay? Do you remember
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: the minister that officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh reverend? Right, Okay,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: if if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: here's what's going on. We've just come up with a
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: new discovery a lot of information that Reverend none of
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: minister at all, he never was a minister, and every
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void. So,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: and I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: married for nine years, you guys are not married. No, no, no, no,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: not that you gotta have the wrong person, because man,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: that then we got we got married by nine years ago.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: And what I'm telling you is he he never was ordained.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: he had no right to be doing that. You guys
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: are not are not married. You know, you guys have
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: hold on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: been living No man and my wife. We have been
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: married for nine years. And that man he's a preacher.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling he's a preacher. I heard him preach land Sunday, Sir.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: As of today, he is. He has no right to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: be in anybody's pulpit. He has no right to be officiating,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Christine for children. He's not allowed to do that. And
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: we have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: as being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: But what I want you to know is that you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: have been living in sin and you don't you that.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: We want to try and get you guys married as
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: soon as possible, so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't been living in no sin. I have been
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: married for nine years. This woman ship been taking care
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: of me and my kids for the past Wait. Wait
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You guys. Have you guys
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: have children? Yeah? Yeah, we have too, two kids, two
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: beautiful kids. Okay, then those kids are bastards, statard. On.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastard.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: What about your kids? Your kids in basthoods no, sir,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: my kids, my kids were born in wedlock. Your kids
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: have been born out. I'm telling you that man did
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: my service, and he is a preacher. He's a man
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: after God's own heart himself. He hasn't done everything that
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: he come for me in my family. He is a preacher.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: So I don't. I know it's hard for you to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to to swallow the truth, but I want you to know,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and I need you to be able to tell Alfia
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: that you guys are not married and not as of
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: right now. No, no, okay, so I at a herd
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: of hunt now back in the olden days, but before
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: all these all these colleges and stuff came came about.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: You telling me that their men making old days, that
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: they weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men after
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: the clough? Is that what you're saying to me? H?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: What what are you? What are you? What are you?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: What are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: say is back in the older days, making the twitters
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: That man, now he was from back then, and God
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: called them and that's what they went on too. And
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: all them people that they married back then, they did
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the same thing to day. You don't need to know
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: what degree to say that that you're a preacher. You
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't need no lights to say you're a preacher. Men,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: my wife would been married for nine years. My kids
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: have been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: married my friends and family Day was on there, sir.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: in sin because you have not been married with your
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards now O.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my kids,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: and I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bad said. You're understand me. You
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: don't get me up, Sir. I'm trying to give you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the truth and try to get you in here and
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: get you married so you will not be living in
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: sin any more than what you are. I'm living in
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: those sins. Look, now, you don't make me whoop your a.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: S s You're understand me and my wife we have
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: been married for nine years. Don't shoot up here. A
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: cold me talking about the way. Ain't mat that that man?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Ain't you understand? I get out of my phone? What
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you That's my life? Those are my kids. They have
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: been born in red lines. Do you understand, sir? So,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and give you the information
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: so that you could probably stop living in sin. That's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: all I wanted to do. I ain't even know sin.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: That's what I just told you. Ain't hear me? I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: ain't living an no fin. Maybe you the one that's
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: living up some sin. Now, you ain't got nothing else
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: said to me? That man? If never man? Years ago
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: they get you a SS on my phone. So so
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I have one more thing, one more thing I'd like
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to say. You ain't done nothing else to say to me.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: You ain't get though a SF off my d am phone.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Now do you understand me? I ain't got time for
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: this blue sir? Can I say one more thing? What
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta say on me? Now? So? I just wanted
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: to let you know that this is nephew tim Me
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: from the Steve womp In Morning Show. Your wife and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: feel got me to prank phone call you? Oh man,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: oh lord, it down here? Uh do here? I almost
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: went in on your down. You all wouna let me
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, I'm gonna good at this. You say,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: after you put you up to this? Got me to
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: prank you man, while man, oh man, hey man, you
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: all right with me? Brother? I got to ask you something, man,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: show in the lands on the show man? You're stupid?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Get him Steve, because it's you know, you know something. Now,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: come on. You know some pastors ain't really past us,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you know, but they'd be marrying people. You know, that
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: be going That happens a lot. You know. They just
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: then called themselves from minister and they are minister and
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that's not high nine. You know. You gotta you know,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta shake your folks up every nine. And I
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: just still shake up. That's all it is. Okay, keep on.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: This is pranking. This is planking at his best. Oh yeah,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you're the king of it. Every nine. You got to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: shake some folks up. I got a new little list
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm working on and we're going forward. Who is it?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You ain't even asked me? Already asked? I love that
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: you knew he was gonna say, yea, all right, all right, listen.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well this Monday morning.
• 51:13
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• 51:39
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• 51:53
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• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to encourage nobody write us, are you not?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: We're not because I'm tired to learn your help me alright?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Uh buck buck buckle up, hold on time. We got
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is subject my sexy neighbor
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: is stressing me out? Be quiet, Jay, Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: You're not going to believe this I'm a married man
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and my wife and I just purchased our first home
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: in a new community. To celebrate home ownership, my boys
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: took me out for drinks. We ended up going to
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a strip club and I got very drunk, which are
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: two things I had not done since I got married.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: The strippers were some of the sexiest women I had
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: ever seen, and we pay for our own private v
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I p area in the club, so we each had
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We did
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when I
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and I swore
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to my boys that I would never go to another
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago. My
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: wife and I noticed a moving truck next door, so
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: we decided that we should go over and meet our
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward the house,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: my heart jumped into my throat. Steve, Oh, he singled
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you out, Steve. One of the strippers from the club
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: was standing by the moving truck. I could tell she
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: recognized me too, but she but she but she but
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: she played it cool. My wife introduced us because I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: couldn't say much. The stripper told my wife that she
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: is a single mom and her child's father bought her
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the house. He told my wife that she works as
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: a dance instructor and that uh, and then she and
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: my wife exchange numbers. As we turned to head back
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is really cool,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and it's planning to invite her to our housewarming party.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Now what am I supposed to do? What? I think
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I should just come clean and tell my wife what happened?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Help? Al Right? Well, um, congratulations
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: on your new house. How about that? And this? Yeah? Yeah, right,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: this is this is somewhat of a whole mess you've
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: gotten yourself into. I mean, what are the odds that's
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: your favorite stripper who did all these freaky things to
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: you when you were drunk with your boys at a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: strip club. What what are the odds of her moving
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: right next door to you? I mean, really, um, this
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: is unbelievable. And guess what, I don't trust you to know, uh,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to do the right thing. I just don't. I don't.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust you to to know all
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: this information and not want to go over there at
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: some point and at the or at the very least,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: can you just stop sweating bullets in front of her?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Can you do that when she's around? Uh? Yeah, because
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your wife
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: is going to be coming over to your house. They've
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: exchange numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors, you know, girlfriends.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: It looks like, So either you get yourself together, brother,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and I don't know how you're gonna do that, because
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: freaky things she did to you at the club. You
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: and go to the strip club. You can't do that.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: And he's right next door. She's a dance instructor, Tommy,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: that's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: and um, you know, I know Steve's not gonna agree
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're gonna
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: have to say something in terms of what you have
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to it's not you have to. You gotta let your wife,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: not because you can't hold it. He's gonna your wife
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: is gonna find out anyway. You can't hold it. You
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: may as well let your wife know something. You met
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: her somewhere. You got to you got to what your turn? What? Hey, man,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know this dude name bro Bro right in
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the middle of the answers, right in the middle of
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: this letter. He says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: He just says Steven Sheirley. But just the first time,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Shelly my name got put first. I think it's really
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: just being cured. This letter really to me. Let me
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: handle this man, go ahead, going ahead, Joe stupid and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: had open your mouth. Boy my sexy neighbor stressing me up.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: You're going into the truth matters to who the truth
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: that already happened. It doesn't matter. It's time up for
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: the truth. Now it begins to cover up. You ain't
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: got tavern no more truth. Truth is your friends want
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: to celebrate your new ownership. Your boys took you out
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks, you
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: ended up going to a strip club. Now you ain't
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: just drinking. Now you're very drunk. First of all, you
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: got to quit drinking. Listen to me, that's what my
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: brother told me. Pad Servis said to me. He said,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: once you feel something, you should immediately stop because the
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: rest of it ain't in your blood system yet, he said,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: So if you continue to post something, you ain't Jesus
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: rules for drinking. Once you feel anything, you should stop off.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: The rest of it ain't in your blood system. And
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: if you post some more in there, you're in trouble.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: That's the rule for drinking. So now he gotta quit.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna set this up and we're gonna go
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: to break. We ended up going to the strip club
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I got, which are two things I've not done since
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I got married. The strippers was some of the sexiest
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: women I have ever seen, and we paid for our
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: own private v I p area in the club. That's
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the best worst move you can make. You got to
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: get it private, but its low. I'm mercy, that's the
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: best worst move you can make. I'll tell y'all of
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: it when we come back. But you ain't been going
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to tell her damn thing. You don't even like strip clubs.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Hell no, all right. We'll have part two of Steve's
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. You're
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: come on with part two of your response to today's
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Rubberry letter. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: man boys took him on congratulations for buying a new home. Yeah,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: they go out drinking. They ended up in a strip
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: club where you continue to drink your answers dro y'all
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: mess around and go to the strip club. Paid for
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: your own private v I P area in the club.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: That's the best worst thing you can do. What goes
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: on in there? Nothing I'll tell you no, no, no no,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: she won't know. And then when I tell you, do
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you see why I can't go tell her? Let me
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: get we're going in there. So everybody had a day
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: that catered to us all night. My dancer, the one
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: that was on him, did all hounds of freaking stuff
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: to me. Sure when he say freaking stuff to me,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? I know what he did. Rubbed it, bouncing, squeeze, biting, fighting,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: that's all. That's going down in there. We did everything
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: except go to go to all the way. Now. Right afterwards,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself, and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I sware to my boys I would never go to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: another strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: can't wear that one home. You had to stop by
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the boys house and get a clean ship, because that
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: should triflet. She's been sliding all up and down on it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: He got glit on it. Yeah, you gotta get the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: shirts off then pass. You have to burn them. Them
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: is in the trash? Can something dim damn pants got
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: been burnt? Boy? Let me tell you something. Fast forward
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago, my wife and I noticed a moving
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: truck next door. We decided we go over and meet
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: our new neighbors. Soon we started walking towards the house,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: my heart jumped up in my throat. Steve, one of
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: the triples from the club, was standing by the moving truck.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Be damn oh hem No, I could tell them. She
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: recognized me too, but she played it cool. My wife
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: introduced us because I couldn't say much. He was frozen.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: You were stuck the stripper told my wife she's a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: single mom and her child's father bought her the house.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Stripper got plenty of money. She could be there. The
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: father probably bought her the house, helped her, But stripper
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey, turn your mic off.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But y'all eating in the damn Mica. All I hear
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is nuts? She no, I don't go good with this. Yeah,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I could tell she introduced me. She recognized me too.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: She played it off. I couldn't say nothing. She said
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child father bought
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: her the house. She told my wife that she works
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: as a dance instructor. What she does, she dances, and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: she is struck men to put money in her phone.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: She is truly a dance instruct And then she and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: my wife exchange number. Now you're sitting there gonna what
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: is huh? As we turned the head back to our house,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: the stripper neighbor smirked at me. I was sweating bullets.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: My wife thinks the neighbor is really cool and it's
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: planning to invite her to our house. Woman, Oh she coming, Oh,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the stripper coming. Because strippers don't get invited the house
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: loom or she comes. Strippers don't get it. Normal strippers
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: never get to family events, stripping dog strippers don't turn
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: down backyard bobecue. Strippers in there going to plays and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: watch your baby if it ain't on strip night, stripper
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: going still be at the funel with the outfit on
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: that damn this stage. He's ready. Now what am I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: supposed to do? I think I should just come clean
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: and tell my wife what happened. What do you think, son?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. Don't you take this
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: information because I got to talk to him, like keep
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: my son, son. Don't you take this information in your
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: house that is not in your house. You don't take
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: bad news into the house. That's nothing good can come
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: of this conversation. It's all bad. Your neighbor not Now.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: You can't ever look over there. You came back your
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: car out and pointed in that direction. You can't wave,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: your kids, can't play with her kids, nothing. Matter of fact,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you must develop a hate for her, because your wife
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: is gonna hate her if you go in here and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: tell her this. Now. What trippers don't do is tail
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: married women. They stripples exactly. She's a dance instructor, She's
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be cool. She know always you as long as
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: you don't go back down to this strip club, you cool.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Do not go in here and tell your wife this
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: ignorant asked information like Shirley has suggested, the dumbest damn
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: thing you can do. He's not gonna be able to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: hold it. His wife is gonna find out anyway, how
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: because he's sweating like bullets. Just meet just seeing her
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: and just let us seat, And you don't think his
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: wife say, baby, why are you sweating? Because I'm hot
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: in the winter. What she can't find out is that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: this woman been sliding him down his shirt and grinding
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: on him and doing bounced lap dances. Bouncing. It's time
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: to go, But can we just carry this on? I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: have a few more questions for you, because I mean,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: we're doing this from a male female perspective, and a
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: female perspect perspective don't count here, Oh I think it does.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: She's his wife. I'm gonna do it from a player perspective. Yes,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: come on, married man. Yes, all right, we'll be back
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: with part three of today's Strawberry Letter. My sex sexy
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: neighbor is stressing me out. Right after this you're listening
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, Uh listen,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: So why do you why? I mean, he has to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: be honest. At some point, we're talking about today's strawberry letter.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: The subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: A married man wrote, And he and his wife just
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: purchased a new home in a new community. He and
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: his boys went out to celebrate. They went to a
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: strip club. The husband got very very very drunk. Uh.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: He bought a private room at the strip club with
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: one stripper in particular, who did all sorts of freaky
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: things to him, he said, And um, when he sobered up,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: he realized that he was very disappointed with himself, and
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: he swore to his boys that he would never go
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: to another strip club. Well, um, fast forward to two
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: weeks ago when um, a new neighbor moved in next
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to him. And who would think that it would be
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: the stripper, but it was. It was the same stripper
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: that was doing all these freaky things to him in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the club. So he and his wife went over to
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't even say
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: anything because he was so nervous and sweating and and
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: all of this. So so I think, you know, I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna be able to hold it. I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: just don't. I think he's going to give himself away
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: at some point. So I'm saying he may as well
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: come clean with his wife and maybe not tell her
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: all the details, but tell her something. And so, so, Steve,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: you disagree with that, We tell sure? Where could you
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: possibly say that would be? Okay? A b Yeah, and
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: he talked to you, Okay, honey, let's talk. When we
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: first moved in here, my boys took me out. Yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah, you guys went out to celebrate.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Uh we went to a strip club. Oh you did?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Oh a strip club right there? Right? Oh? Strip Wait? Wait,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: what what do you mean? A strip club? Strip club?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And went to a strip club? Okay, so you and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: your boys went to have a drink, you just to celebrate,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: and you know some wives are okay with it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: so you guys went to a strip club and what happened?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I'm sure nothing happened, So okay, what else happened? What else?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: You know? We were just up in there at the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: strip club, you know, and we you know, we was
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: just in the strip club, drinking and stuff. It was crazy.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I'm sure it was crazy because and did
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: you drink, because you know how you are when you drink.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Surely I don't know what wife you're portraying. Some bloves
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: go to strip clubs with their husband's. Okay, I didn't
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: say I didn't say me, and that still doesn't go either.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: But I didn't say me. Hold on, yes, you played
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: a wife because well, no, I'm not mad, Sherley. It's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: just you're not being You're not what what not? Not
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: very many? That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and wrap video.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, I'm out of touch. Hey baby, Hey, hey,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you about something. What's up.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: By a couple of weeks ago, when we was when
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: we moved in and Fellas came by to celebrate with
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: me and took me out. Well, well you know, we
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: went out to have some drinks and we ended up
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: at a strip club. Okay, okay, so y'all went to
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: a strip club. So why are you bringing it up? Well,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: see I'm listening. Okay, hold hold on, hold on, I'm
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: gonna have another hub hub You fired yourself. Well, it's nothing.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: That's it's nothing to go off about. Yeah, you haven't
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: said anything. You gotta keep going, okay, okay. And so
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: so we went to your strip club. Okay, I'm just
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: letting you know it. You know, it was it was,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: it was. It was wild up, it was wild in
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: the strip club. Okay, So how how wild did it get?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Were you involved in the wildness? Well, you know the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: fellas got got the v I P Room. Oh, I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: got a v I'm at the strip club? Yeah, what
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: they did? I was just I was in there, widdow. Yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: So what happens in the v I P Room? How
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: important were you? You know what I mean? It's it's
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: the v I p is very important people. So I'm
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: asking about you in particular, though, how important? Well they
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: pay you individual attention and so how much attention did
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: you get? Mr? V I P H. I had my
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: own strip, you had your own stripper and whatever what
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: it is now, I'm just trying to tell it to you.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Now you want him to say no, I said, don't
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: tell him everything. And you heard me say that. Go on,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: go on, when are y'all gonna let the conversation go?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: And I went to a strip club Okay, thank you, Carling,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Now let me show you all
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: how they really go. Okay, baby, yeah, I want to
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: talk to you for a minute. Okay, go ahead. Right.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: You know a couple of weeks ago when the fellas
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: took me out, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we ended
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: up going to a strip club to uh that's irrelevant.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Magic city strippers like naked strippers. You up in the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: strip club? Yeah, magic sip? What you're doing going up
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: in strip club? Well we went out there to celebrating,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: not to my weed. Why was you in there? Man?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Damn baby? All the fellas went you know, I was
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: with him, all the fellow Jump out the bridge. You
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: got jump out the bridge too. Here's wife flash mama.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Come on, ye come on. Yeah, you know I was
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: with him, So I just went on up in there.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Okay, you was in the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: strip club doing what doing? You're doing nothing? You know,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: just in there. You know, I don't know. I got
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: fried brock. You go all the way to strip club
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: just get chicken wings? Really, you pass the chicken place
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: to go in there with the naked that to get
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: chicken wings. I'm booble the food. Now the chicken wings
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: in the strip club, so damn good they are. No baby,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: but baby, baby, baby, you ought to go with me
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: sometimes just to get that chicken wing and freezing. I
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: got chicken wing. What I'm trying to do. What I'm
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. We using the v IP rooms
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: mm hmm. And the stripput that was my v I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: p escort. You had your own stripper, Yeah, I have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: my own damn. Oh so damn the chicken ain't not
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: now you you told me when they get chicken awing.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Now you stupid with some You're listening to the Steve
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, for some reason, we cannot
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: get off today's Strawberry letter. We're already into part four.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: The subject is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: A married man and his wife just purchased a new house.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: The married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: they take him, of course, to a strip club. The
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: husband ends up in a private room with this one
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: particular stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: He sobers up realizes that he was he was upset
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: with himself for doing this, and he told his boys
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: that he would never get drunk akin. So fast forward
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: to two weeks ago, this new community has a new neighbor.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Turns out it's the stripper from the strip club the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: new neighbor. Here we go with part four of the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said he should tell
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: some things because he can't hold it and he's not
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to um keep it where it is.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: And so kay, all right, okay, So chicken is so
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: good in the strip club freezing an chicken wings. Now
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna go down there with the stripple, Go ahead,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: finish a little story. How you going to net club
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: and get chicken wings? You know? When he's in the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: vip room, M I'm just trying to tell you. Let
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: me sit down because I'm standing, so I need to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: sit down and here this. Yeah, why is he telling
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you all? That's too much? Shirley hows that too much?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: When y'all ain't gonna leave it that I went to
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: the strip club, not too much? Too much? Can't tell
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: her everything too much? Now you shouldn't show y'all gonna
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: ask until you get everything, you can't leave it. Shirley
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: is basically saying that he needs to go in there
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: and said, your girl, that's the neighbor when I went
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to the strip club. That's what you're sabe. It's crazy.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Remember that night we went out and me and the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: felt we went to a strip club. One of the
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: strippers that's in the club. That's how that's moved across
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: the street. Well, why you didn't the lady when we
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: went over there, when I'm over in the house. We
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: we was over there together. You didn't say nothing. You
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: act like you don't know the damn lady, y'all winking
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: and blinking and and and and writing it down. I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: don't know. You don't know. You said, that's the lady
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: from the strip club. That's what you told me. She
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: was one of the strippers at the strip. Does she
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: know you don't? I don't know, you know, huh. Yeah,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just how come we didn't say that over there?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Why we got to get back? Why you don't want
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: her to know? I'm your wife. I'm bad. I mean
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife. But
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: when she told you she was giving me my own number,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: why you didn't say, oh, I got it from the club.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Why you didn't say that. I ain't got a number
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: from the club. Oh you just know you didn't get
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: a number? No, hell no, why would I get a stripper?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: You'll go to the strip club just to get chicken wing.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: And she bumping and grinding y'all blinking and winking and everything.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: And now she go over there and introduced herself to me.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: That made me look stupid. Now I'm looking stupid, stepping
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: no my husband, But damn, baby, I high nor was
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: hot when you walked over that yard. You knew that,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you know the woman. You could have said something there,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: but don't open your mouth. I walked all the way
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: back all that. What's stripper name? Because but what's the
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: stripper's name? Gladay? Don't know name? How much money you spend? Huh?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: If you how many? You can hear me? How much money?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that much? Do you know? You know your neighbor?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: You know the Fallers paid for everything because they were celebrating.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know picking um out there. I don't know
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: what it comes. Baby. You know v ip room, you
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: know strippers? I don't know you have no probably by
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: five six hunter, Lord Jesus, Father, God Jesus, can we
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: just bucked this house we got by the Lord God, Jesus,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: give me a strip father, things in your name, baby
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: about this, Jesus, wasn't your six hunet? You know how
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: that hitch my spirit? You know how to You're standing
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: over there with a strip of top to the stripping,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: you know, and you don't get a strip of five
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars to help I move in and know what
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: she's gonna do with the money. I didn't act gonna
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: move that a brand new damn God, that's your man,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that's our money. No, maaybe, you can't buyd no car,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: No five hundred dollars. You can go toward it and
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: go to Warter and go to Warter toward it, toward it.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Can I say something? You know what I've learned this
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: whole situation. Wh y'all just kept going and kept going, Shirley.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: It didn't even have to get that dn No, you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: had to say, I'm gonna tell you nothing. Just as
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: this girl that's the neighbor. I saw her at the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: strip club. So I'm just letting you know you might
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: not want to be chit chatting it up with your girl.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: And he say that over there because they're guilty and
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: they start acting stupid. Cut this woman yard every windsday,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: say that's guilt for show. Bring it up. It's just
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: a lie. Ain't nobody got to know? Don't say nothing. Well,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: if he can't play at all, he does, we can't.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: What's the best way? Set the best way? He just said,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: he's not listening. I understand how women are bad. Yeah,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: because over there your kids cannot go over there because
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the first day kid, I know your daddy when you
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: tell your kid he come home with that? And what
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: if the stripper says something, then you really and saying
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: none of you go with every winds into a neighborhood,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: the family people that didn't want to tell the women
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: she is stripped, she's a dance instruct Well, it depends
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: how the husband is at I don't think she's gonna
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: say anything. I just feel like it's the husband's job
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: to give his wife a heads up about not being
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: buddy chums with old girl had lap dances with. If
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: she is crazy enough to say something, you have already
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: told your wife. So you want, let's go Part five.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: This was the longest Strawberry letter ever. You're listening to
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve, this is the strawberry letter that keeps on giving. Man,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: it really is. Subject. My sexy neighbor is stressing me
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: out right there because you don't know how to handle
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: the truth. You're going to get busted. He can't handle it.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's it, all right, So a married man,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, this is what this trapped in
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: the closet. Part five, Mary Man wrote us, Uh, he
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house in a
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: new community. He and his boys were His boys were
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: happy for him, so they all went out to a
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: strip club. He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: a private room in the strip club with this one
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: particular stripper who did all kinds of freaky things to him.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: He sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: and he told his boys he would never get that
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it's a new community. So a new neighbor moved in
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: right next door to them, and it turns out it's
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, so he and
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: she was a dance instructor, and he was all nervous
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Now we're at the part where the lady is upset
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: talking to her husband. And now I'm gonna show you
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: how to get out of this. You over there talking
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: to a stripper that you know that you knew, you
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: knew when you went over there. I'm standing on the exchange. Yeah, baby,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know her. You don't know at all, not
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: at all. That she didn't told you she met me
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: at the strip club. I don't remember her at all.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: We was at the strip club, but I don't know her.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Just friends, just friends. No, no, no, we ain't friends.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know her. You didn't recognize it when you
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: went over there. It's dog in there, it's dog and stripping.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: But you remember the five d remember that, huh? I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: remember the five hundred because you asked me about how
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: much of day spending were now money. The fellas treated
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: me because they was celebrating me getting the household over here.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: None of your money a dollar mine, I still got
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: all mine in the wallet. I left here with two
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: fit to go. Go look at it. I'm gonna say this,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm only say this one time. But I bet
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  Speaker 1: that catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.
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  Speaker 1: I bet that catch you looking problem? Why would I
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  Speaker 1: look over there when I got anything? I won't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you that we cool. If I catch you
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  Speaker 1: looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this one. You might get hit by cor
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  Speaker 1: because you ain't gonnaven look that way. If Claud's coming,
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  Speaker 1: just be hit by the calm and you pull out,
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  Speaker 1: you just look the other way and keep driving. Let
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  Speaker 1: me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.
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  Speaker 1: Look at me when I'm down to you stage. Why
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  Speaker 1: would I glass? How did I glance? Baby? I told you,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even remember the woman she told about. She
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  Speaker 1: remembered me. I don't remember her. I just I said
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  Speaker 1: what I had said, you said what you had said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving at that. I'm done with it, So you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be looking over there. No more? Right? We
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  Speaker 1: got I looked over there yet. All right, y'all need
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  Speaker 1: to move move around the corner here, you know they
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  Speaker 1: can't move. All right. I don't know if we're coming
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  Speaker 1: back with the part six, but anyway, this is the
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  Speaker 1: longest Strawberry letter ever and it was a good one
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  Speaker 1: to today. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. We
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  Speaker 1: will be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go. We are back.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot seem to get off this letter. We thought
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  Speaker 1: it was over, but here we are again. Podcast. We
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  Speaker 1: are very decisively divided between off the air, y'all. The
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  Speaker 1: debate is raging every woman. Monica Shelly Holla insists that
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  Speaker 1: it is best that this man tell her the truth
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  Speaker 1: so she don't get blindsided. All of us are convinced
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  Speaker 1: that to bring bad news into your house is the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,
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  Speaker 1: when she found out, we'll deal with it. And you
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  Speaker 1: all just don't want to deal with the questions and
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  Speaker 1: all of that that you think is going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: And I say that he has to tell her because
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  Speaker 1: the wife exchanged phone numbers with her, that's what. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody tell her to do that? It's done, and they're
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: gonna have and they're gonna have a housewarming party that
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  Speaker 1: she's going to invite the stripper neighbor too. So what
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  Speaker 1: okay she dealing with? You don't know that the stripper
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  Speaker 1: already smirked at him when they were leaving. Wife, that
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna she's yeah, she's gonna see something. Why are
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  Speaker 1: we missing the blessing that you got a big, beautiful
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  Speaker 1: a move next door? Why are we aboiding this? Why
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  Speaker 1: are we not embracing it? Why don't we the fence
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  Speaker 1: that divides our back y'alls? Bill build a gate right
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  Speaker 1: there to walk back and forth? Why are we missing
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  Speaker 1: out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me. When a blessing comes,
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  Speaker 1: you don't see it, you turn all the way you run,
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  Speaker 1: go towards it. When they switched them numbers, go over
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  Speaker 1: there at midnight, listen. She can't find out nothing by
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  Speaker 1: me and your district clue. But cool, all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not listening. I'm gonna come back here on Wednesdays. Tighten
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  Speaker 1: up everything around here, everything you need him. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the little gate over here on this fence.
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  Speaker 1: We we gotta go in and out this gate. That's
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  Speaker 1: how we're gonna work this night. But I don't want
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  Speaker 1: nothing else going on. You can't be running round the
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  Speaker 1: street with her. You're a dead man. Yeah, you must
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  Speaker 1: think your wife is just just stupid, he said, twelve
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  Speaker 1: o'clock at night, And when your wife asked you what
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  Speaker 1: the gate is, she's not going to see that gate
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  Speaker 1: that's at Hadaway Gate. That gate I'm gonna put up
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  Speaker 1: there lasers. What is it invisible? It ain't no handle on.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's not like ticket. So so you cutting
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  Speaker 1: gate was y'all it's too Yeah, then she's gonna really now,
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  Speaker 1: yeah I can. I'm gonna cut more than one name,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess I need to do that. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: end up cutting that whole block for free. You're awfully
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  Speaker 1: quiet right now, nothing, he says, right now. We just
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  Speaker 1: agree to disagree. Yeah, we agree to disagree show. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we all have different opinions, which is what the audience has. Yeah. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: On social media, you know, all the guys are gonna say,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: don't tell. All the women are gonna say tell that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, don't say nothing, don't open your mouth,
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  Speaker 1: cut your tongue at That's what I do. All right,
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  Speaker 1: We will be back, No, not with part seven. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're I think we're done. Now we're coming back
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  Speaker 1: with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. We've had a great morning today. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we did. We have fun today. Steve. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: you now to take us home with your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, Steve, want to get
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  Speaker 1: us about sharing. Oh, the things that I've learned along
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  Speaker 1: the way. One of the things I think is very
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  Speaker 1: important that we should talk about. We should talk about
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  Speaker 1: blame and excuses. Um, lame and excuses. I'm telling you, man,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: they serve no purpose. Excuses first of all, are only
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  Speaker 1: good for the person that's providing them. It does nothing
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  Speaker 1: for the person who receives it. Have you ever had
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  Speaker 1: somebody tell you a reason why they do didn't do
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  Speaker 1: something and you were counting on them to get it
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  Speaker 1: done and they gave you an excuse as to wife. Okay,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: here's somebody is supposed to pick you up in the
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  Speaker 1: car pool for work. Now you didn't gave your car
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  Speaker 1: to your spouse so they could go do what they
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  Speaker 1: want to do. Now you're sitting there waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: car pool to come pick you up. They don't pick
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  Speaker 1: you up. Now they're late. Man, I had a hard
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  Speaker 1: time getting up this morning. Man, I'm glad, but i'm
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  Speaker 1: here though. Whoa, man, that's an excuse. What do you
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  Speaker 1: mean you're late? You had a hard time getting up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting up here waiting on you to pick me up,
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  Speaker 1: and you come forty five minutes later. Now I'm late
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  Speaker 1: for work. See that excuse? That does okay for I
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  Speaker 1: was sick this morning. I didn't fill up to it.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse works wonderful for you, but the person receiving the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: excuse gets nothing. You've got to remove excuses from your
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  Speaker 1: vocabulary and your walk in life. See. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: accept excuses from anybody in my camp. If you're an employee,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: you work for me. I don't do excuses because I
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: don't give none. Today. For example, I'm not feeling real well.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my sionististant kicked in. I've had a troublesome
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  Speaker 1: night last night. I'm not feeling well. But guess what,
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  Speaker 1: I came to work on the radio today and I'll
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  Speaker 1: do these two shows I got to do today because
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: I NBC. I heart. They don't care up about my excuses.
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  Speaker 1: People who are looking for me to wake him up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, give him a laugh, or give them
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  Speaker 1: a thought starter. They're not looking for my excuses. They're
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: just looking for the results. Excuses don't do me no good.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's some days, all of so not up to part.
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  Speaker 1: We're not one, but I'm not. I don't care about
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  Speaker 1: the excuses. I don't accept excuses because I don't give excuses.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing I removed from my life is blame.
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  Speaker 1: And once you blame another person, man, this is what
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: happened with blame, blaming excuses. Listen to me. Finger pointing
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: does nothing because you've heard old saying. Every time you
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  Speaker 1: point your finger the person, you notice that three of
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  Speaker 1: them pointing back at you. Once you're in the blame
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  Speaker 1: business and the excuse business, you forfeit your chance for growth.
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  Speaker 1: I give you an example. If you're always talking about
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  Speaker 1: is somebody else's fault and you're always have an excuse
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  Speaker 1: why something didn't get done or accomplished. Guess what now,
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  Speaker 1: you can't grow, You can't grow, you can't fix it
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  Speaker 1: because the reason why it didn't happen, or the reason
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  Speaker 1: why you didn't accomplish it is because you blame someone
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  Speaker 1: else and you have an excuse. Once you start accepting
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  Speaker 1: blame and excuses, you forfeit your chance for growth. You
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  Speaker 1: kill any chance for change. Sometimes all you have to
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  Speaker 1: do as a person is searched within yourself and find
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  Speaker 1: out what it is about you that you could change
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  Speaker 1: that could start producing a better results. But if you
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  Speaker 1: always blaming somebody else and providing it and accepting excuses
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  Speaker 1: from yourself and other people, guess what you've done. You've
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  Speaker 1: killed your chance for change. Sometimes you could be doing
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot better in life if you would just change,
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  Speaker 1: If you would search yourself and change something about you,
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  Speaker 1: you would be doing so much better. If you just
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  Speaker 1: search yourself, stop allowing excuses to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: your makeup, and stop allowing blame to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of it, and you would discover a lot of this
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  Speaker 1: is just you. It could be you another thing to
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  Speaker 1: blame an excuse it does it allows you to fail favorably.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, you can just get all right with failing.
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  Speaker 1: You can fail favorably because it ain't my fault and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do it because it was cold outside. So
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  Speaker 1: till you allow yourself to fail favorably, that's an ugly
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  Speaker 1: spot to be in. But blaming excuses allows you to
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  Speaker 1: fail favorably, Like, it's okay to fail because it ain't
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  Speaker 1: my fault because I have an excuse. And if they fault,
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  Speaker 1: blame and excuses man is a very very dangerous thing
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  Speaker 1: out there. Also, blaming excuses promotes a climate of failure.
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  Speaker 1: It just premiates man throughout your life. And next thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you ain't accomplishing nothing because if blaming blame
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  Speaker 1: and excuses a part of your makeup, you now have
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  Speaker 1: promoted a climate for elier. It's okay, it's okay because
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  Speaker 1: I have a reason why why you didn't finish school,
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  Speaker 1: because because it was too cold to go. Why you
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: didn't finish school because that test was too hard. I
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: didn't study them two pages, I thought they said the
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: first chapter. She questions us on the first three chapters.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hear that that's the only reason I failed.
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  Speaker 1: And you get all right with it. When you're no
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  Speaker 1: longer the reason why something happens, You no longer have
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: control over what happens. Let me say that to you
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  Speaker 1: one more time. When you're no longer the reason why
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  Speaker 1: something happens, you ain't. You ain't you're you ain't gonna
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: take responsibility. You're not the reason. Stop allowing blame and
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: excuses to end into your makeup. They serve nobody any good,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: especially you. Vote all right now, good day, have yourself
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