Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / It's "Fridee" (Friday) and Kevin Hart Guest Hosts - 06.02.17
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
- 0:09Speaker 1: all suit all looking back to back down, giving them
- 0:14Speaker 1: just like amazing buck bus things and it's toubles y'all
- 0:19Speaker 1: to be true. Good to tea Steve hardy guy and
- 0:24Speaker 1: listening to me toach other for Steve barn quickly money.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Why don't you join? Yeah, yeah, by joining the same
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- 1:10Speaker 1: you go. You gotta turn to turn turn my love.
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- 1:58Speaker 1: come on your things at it. Uh huh, I shall
- 2:02Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
- 2:07Speaker 1: come on dig and now one and only Steve Harvey
- 2:10Speaker 1: got a radio show. I was. I had my head
- 2:14Speaker 1: down then it was thinking of what I wanted to
- 2:18Speaker 1: say this morning. But it kind of uh, it's kind
- 2:23Speaker 1: of be something I've lived for a long time, and uh,
- 2:29Speaker 1: you know, for a long time, you know, I had
- 2:30Speaker 1: a lot of faith in people. You know. It's strange too,
- 2:34Speaker 1: because you know, you know, my mother was a Sunday
- 2:37Speaker 1: school teacher, so of course I grew up around it,
- 2:41Speaker 1: knowing the scriptures and things like that, not not a
- 2:44Speaker 1: lot of them, but you know, the ones I retained.
- 2:47Speaker 1: But having her as a mother was it was a
- 2:51Speaker 1: huge help and understand about faith. But even with that,
- 2:54Speaker 1: as I grew up, I began to put a lot
- 2:58Speaker 1: of faith in people, and um, you know, I I figured,
- 3:02Speaker 1: you know, just like everybody else, you know, man if
- 3:04Speaker 1: I could just meet this person, or if I could
- 3:07Speaker 1: just sit down with that person, or man if I
- 3:10Speaker 1: could just get this person to hear my ideal, or
- 3:13Speaker 1: man if just if this person could hear my track,
- 3:17Speaker 1: or man if I could just get this in the
- 3:18Speaker 1: hands or somebody in the know. I was, like everybody else,
- 3:23Speaker 1: I thought that way. You know, I actually thought that
- 3:26Speaker 1: if I could get in a certain situation with a
- 3:28Speaker 1: certain person, that if a certain person were to meet me,
- 3:33Speaker 1: that you know, it could change everything for me. Oh man,
- 3:37Speaker 1: Oh how wrong I was? Oh how wrong I was?
- 3:42Speaker 1: How long did I spend feeling that way? And how
- 3:45Speaker 1: many of you out there possibly have felt that way before?
- 3:48Speaker 1: You know, like even in a relationship, this is the
- 3:51Speaker 1: person for me, And you know, you just lay claim
- 3:54Speaker 1: to that, you know, not necessarily being a fact, but
- 3:57Speaker 1: you just lay claim to it. This is the person
- 3:59Speaker 1: for me, This is the person that I want to
- 4:02Speaker 1: spend the rest of my life with. You know, sometimes,
- 4:04Speaker 1: you know, we just lay claim and stuff, and it's
- 4:06Speaker 1: not always what's in our best interests or it's not
- 4:08Speaker 1: always a fact. It's just what we decided we wanted.
- 4:12Speaker 1: And I was guilty of that, just like anybody else.
- 4:16Speaker 1: And I spent a lot of years in my life
- 4:18Speaker 1: putting faith in people. Man, if I could tell you
- 4:21Speaker 1: anything this morning, it's to stop putting your faith in
- 4:25Speaker 1: people and put your faith in God where it counts
- 4:28Speaker 1: the most. I mean, you can get something out of
- 4:30Speaker 1: this one. See, here's a deal about the relationship with God.
- 4:35Speaker 1: It's it's the same all the time. He never changes.
- 4:38Speaker 1: His word is one absolute. His word doesn't have loopholes
- 4:43Speaker 1: in it, none of that. It's this is what it is.
- 4:46Speaker 1: He's very clear. Now, you can deviate off your end
- 4:51Speaker 1: at a bargain, but it don't stop what he says
- 4:54Speaker 1: from being true. But if he asked you to do something,
- 4:57Speaker 1: If if God asked you to to be a and way,
- 5:00Speaker 1: to do a little something a certain way, and you
- 5:02Speaker 1: don't do it that way, then you know you could
- 5:05Speaker 1: still possibly get by for a while. But don't you
- 5:09Speaker 1: understand that his end of the deal stays the same.
- 5:13Speaker 1: And as long as you're not doing it the way
- 5:14Speaker 1: you're supposed to, the results are not going to be
- 5:17Speaker 1: what you wanted to be. And I did this for
- 5:19Speaker 1: years and years and years, and I counted on people,
- 5:24Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I got myself in a lot
- 5:25Speaker 1: of situations. And I got out one a dire situation
- 5:29Speaker 1: that I've been in for a number of years. But
- 5:32Speaker 1: he had protected me from years prior to that. I
- 5:34Speaker 1: didn't even know what was going on. And then he
- 5:37Speaker 1: made it away and made me aware of the problem.
- 5:39Speaker 1: And then, man, Lord have mercy, I was in a
- 5:43Speaker 1: dismal situation. And then at the end of the year,
- 5:46Speaker 1: I was free, free from it all. But it was
- 5:49Speaker 1: a decision that I had made that led up to that,
- 5:53Speaker 1: and in and in going through that process, I had
- 5:56Speaker 1: to learn something. Man. I learned a lot about people. See,
- 6:00Speaker 1: if you want to learn about your friends, if you
- 6:02Speaker 1: want to learn about your people people around you, Get
- 6:06Speaker 1: yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation. Oh man,
- 6:11Speaker 1: you start looking around, man to feel get real clear.
- 6:14Speaker 1: When you're in trouble. The field clear is out when
- 6:18Speaker 1: you're in doubt when you don't know what to do
- 6:20Speaker 1: when you need help it get real clear on the
- 6:23Speaker 1: play and field, then don't it. Ah. But when things
- 6:25Speaker 1: is going right, it's time for a party. Were throwing
- 6:28Speaker 1: a celebration. We we we were gonna We're gonna do
- 6:31Speaker 1: one down here. Oh man, there's plenty of people on
- 6:34Speaker 1: the field. But but but but get yourself in a situation.
- 6:37Speaker 1: You find out rather quickly that old no, old no,
- 6:41Speaker 1: everybody ain't here. And that's when I started learning. And
- 6:45Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I had to start learning this for
- 6:48Speaker 1: real until I finally got it to stop putting my
- 6:51Speaker 1: faith in people and put all of mine and God
- 6:53Speaker 1: where it counts the most. Now is that to say
- 6:57Speaker 1: that there are people that you can't trust. No, that's
- 6:59Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. I ain't say you can't trust him,
- 7:02Speaker 1: but you can't dump your faith in him. I got
- 7:05Speaker 1: it all righting on what he say. I got it
- 7:08Speaker 1: all righting on what she say. No, no, uh uh no,
- 7:14Speaker 1: I hear you saying it. But I'm gonna keep my
- 7:18Speaker 1: on this situation because I hear you saying it. But
- 7:21Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this faith of mine and instead of
- 7:24Speaker 1: putting it in people. I'm gonna put it in God
- 7:26Speaker 1: where it counts the most, because his word is absolute.
- 7:30Speaker 1: What he says he's gonna do, he gonna do what
- 7:32Speaker 1: he says. He's not gonna tolerate. He's not gonna tolerate. Now,
- 7:35Speaker 1: you can make it, you can make it tolerable for yourself,
- 7:38Speaker 1: but he's not gonna tolerate it. And that's just the
- 7:40Speaker 1: end of the line. And so you know, I'm i'm
- 7:43Speaker 1: I'm wondering how many people out there find themselves in
- 7:46Speaker 1: a situation like me, or maybe you've gotten yourself in
- 7:49Speaker 1: a situation because you put your faith in some people
- 7:51Speaker 1: and now you wound up in a different type of situation. Now,
- 7:54Speaker 1: let me ask you whetting people at see every person
- 8:00Speaker 1: that I had put my faith in when I got
- 8:02Speaker 1: in trouble, when I got down, I couldn't find them
- 8:04Speaker 1: people nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. I didn't see a lifeline. I
- 8:09Speaker 1: didn't say, hey man, we're coming to get you. I
- 8:11Speaker 1: didn't see none of that, No, sir, no sir. The
- 8:15Speaker 1: only one that I found when I was in my
- 8:19Speaker 1: deepest trouble, when me and my wife were in our
- 8:22Speaker 1: darkest situation, was God is the only one, was the
- 8:27Speaker 1: only one who was just right there, right there, all
- 8:31Speaker 1: the way through. I mean, comforting us, consoling us, putting us,
- 8:38Speaker 1: putting his arms around us, tucking us under his wings,
- 8:41Speaker 1: all of that all it was just him. It was
- 8:44Speaker 1: just him. And I'm asking any of you to just
- 8:47Speaker 1: do the same. If you look around at the people
- 8:50Speaker 1: that you put your faith in, and you got in
- 8:52Speaker 1: a situation because you had some faith in some people
- 8:55Speaker 1: when you got in that situation, where were those people?
- 9:01Speaker 1: Where were they? Nowhere to be found? I have not.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I've yet to find those people when I get in trouble.
- 9:08Speaker 1: And so I'm asking you why would you put your
- 9:10Speaker 1: faith there when instead you can put your faith in
- 9:13Speaker 1: God where it counts the most, and He's always there. Now,
- 9:18Speaker 1: let me explain something to you. Because you have this
- 9:21Speaker 1: relationship with God, it does not mean, it does not
- 9:25Speaker 1: mean now that it won't get it won't still be
- 9:28Speaker 1: a situation, you understand. But what He will do is
- 9:33Speaker 1: protect you during that period. He'll cover you during that
- 9:38Speaker 1: period that it is a situation. He will give you
- 9:41Speaker 1: the strength to overcome the situation when it turns into
- 9:45Speaker 1: a situation. Then when he when he cracks it open
- 9:48Speaker 1: for you and the sun is bright and shining. What
- 9:51Speaker 1: he don't want you to do is when he gets
- 9:53Speaker 1: sunny again, to forget about him, who was there when
- 9:56Speaker 1: it was dark for you. See, I used to do
- 9:59Speaker 1: that too, you know. I was Oh, man, I did it.
- 10:02Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I did it. But I'm
- 10:04Speaker 1: telling you man, when I learned a very serious lesson,
- 10:09Speaker 1: and I watched some people I thought were friends of
- 10:12Speaker 1: mine just sort of casually remove themselves from the situation.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Then I said, okay. Me and Margie looked around. We
- 10:21Speaker 1: said okay, it's just me, you and God, and we
- 10:24Speaker 1: started conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny for us,
- 10:30Speaker 1: we remember God. We stay prayerful, we keep talking to him.
- 10:34Speaker 1: We thank him for the sunshine, we thank him for
- 10:37Speaker 1: the dark days that he allowed us to do, who
- 10:39Speaker 1: allowed us to survive it and turn it into sunny days.
- 10:43Speaker 1: And we talked to him constantly to protect us of
- 10:45Speaker 1: our future enemies. And that's what the deal is. So
- 10:48Speaker 1: if I was everybody, I would stop putting your faith
- 10:51Speaker 1: in people and put your trust in God where it
- 10:53Speaker 1: really does count the most, It really really does. You're
- 10:56Speaker 1: listening to twenty one twenty one minutes after there, I'll
- 11:03Speaker 1: welcome to the ride. It is the nephew. It is Friday.
- 11:06Speaker 1: That's if R I D E Fride and the nephew
- 11:11Speaker 1: is holding it down with the beautiful ladies. We're gonna
- 11:14Speaker 1: start with them very Shirley Strawberry. Hey, good morning, nephew.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Happy Friday or frid D D D E running Carla Farrell,
- 11:26Speaker 1: what's happening, nephew. It's up, Shirley Jake Crew special guest up,
- 11:33Speaker 1: Junior Boar, share car. I'm working on the new lane,
- 11:42Speaker 1: all right, work on it. It's Friday. That's when you're
- 11:44Speaker 1: working on new landes Friday. Watch now, what's going on?
- 11:49Speaker 1: Good to be here out over there, you're not gonna
- 11:52Speaker 1: do it, say it like you meet it. Glad to
- 11:55Speaker 1: be here. I'm not there. If you're looking for me,
- 11:58Speaker 1: I'm not there. I'm just letting people know where I'm at.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I'm here. Let's jump right to it. Can I get
- 12:08Speaker 1: a drum roll? That is joining us this morning? Is
- 12:14Speaker 1: the highest paid comedian read now right now salary last year. Yeah,
- 12:22Speaker 1: because ain't nobody done with this? Bought and done. He's
- 12:24Speaker 1: a movie star, he's an authors an entrepreneur, is a philanthropist,
- 12:27Speaker 1: He's everything all right, all right, got so much going on,
- 12:30Speaker 1: and we are honored to have him with us all
- 12:32Speaker 1: morning long. His first book hits the stores next week,
- 12:36Speaker 1: and he's got a new movie, Yacht, which starts today.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Put Your Hands Together, Spread up out the North Philly.
- 12:42Speaker 1: The one and only Kevin Hart. Too long to get
- 12:48Speaker 1: to me? Tell all that every time I tell that,
- 12:52Speaker 1: every time we're not when I'm here. Why you gotta
- 12:56Speaker 1: take so long to get to me? I don't like it,
- 13:01Speaker 1: like short, I don't get you. You first, just all
- 13:10Speaker 1: a Friday. She gotta do upthing, Tyler gotta do. I
- 13:16Speaker 1: think Jay gotta do his day time. You gotta do
- 13:19Speaker 1: his thing. Everybody gotta think. I don't care about your
- 13:24Speaker 1: Shorten it up and then get to me so I
- 13:26Speaker 1: can give a big grandios something I had, the thing
- 13:28Speaker 1: I wanted to do Tommy, and I forgot. I forgot
- 13:32Speaker 1: that grand you should. I forgot because I got caught
- 13:35Speaker 1: up in y'all stuff. I got caught up with what
- 13:37Speaker 1: y'all was doing when I started to rethink what I had,
- 13:40Speaker 1: because I didn't know if it was strong enough to
- 13:42Speaker 1: follow what y'all was doing. Oh y'all, Jada hit me
- 13:46Speaker 1: with that. I'm not there, I'm here, I'm I don't
- 13:50Speaker 1: know what to do. After that, you got the Friday
- 13:53Speaker 1: then surely got the laugh Carla going with the everybody
- 13:57Speaker 1: gotta stay and I don't know if my thing met
- 13:59Speaker 1: you all. You're speaking a new language over the people
- 14:07Speaker 1: were following. I don't have a day. We had to
- 14:11Speaker 1: get you a thing. Got to give me a thing
- 14:12Speaker 1: if y'all gonna take that long. But welcome back though,
- 14:16Speaker 1: you look good, Thank you. I'm sorry man, you went
- 14:22Speaker 1: in a little firing. You went ahead, but you look good.
- 14:26Speaker 1: We're gonna take some phone calls for you. Kevin coming up.
- 14:28Speaker 1: People want to talk to you. Do you got a
- 14:32Speaker 1: big movie coming out today? You got a bunch of
- 14:34Speaker 1: stuff happen book. Maybe we'll be back. You're listening to
- 14:44Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, our special guest.
- 14:48Speaker 1: If you didn't know, if you're just joining us, it's
- 14:50Speaker 1: the one and only Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart with the
- 14:53Speaker 1: brand new movie out today, Captain Underpanned. It's your new
- 14:57Speaker 1: animated movie in theaters too day. Hey, you know what
- 15:01Speaker 1: it is. If you ain't got it, I thought I
- 15:04Speaker 1: had that. I don't thought. Yeah, I'll try to come
- 15:13Speaker 1: in with Let me tell you something. If you ain't
- 15:14Speaker 1: got it, you ain't forget it. Keep going to come
- 15:18Speaker 1: back to beet with you. By the way, we're gonna
- 15:20Speaker 1: go to the phone. Is the beef with you today?
- 15:22Speaker 1: About this Captain under movie and we're talking about Listen,
- 15:27Speaker 1: let's tell you beef beef forget it? All right, Let's
- 15:32Speaker 1: go to the phone, Kevin. You're ready to take some
- 15:33Speaker 1: phone calls out there. They wanted to talk to you. Oh,
- 15:38Speaker 1: they want to talk to you, Kevin. Let's talk all right.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Let's go to line What is this? You didn't give
- 15:42Speaker 1: me the lines? Guys, what's Let's go on the phone.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Let's go to line I think this is line six,
- 15:50Speaker 1: It might be line five. Let's go to j Lin
- 15:52Speaker 1: out of Ohio. Jaylen. You know we can hear someone here. You. Yeah,
- 15:59Speaker 1: what's your I'm from Cleveland. You got Cavine Warriors? You
- 16:03Speaker 1: know what? Because you're from Cleveland, I'm gonna had of cans. Brother,
- 16:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna had a cash that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm
- 16:09Speaker 1: looking to see history be made man. So let's uh,
- 16:12Speaker 1: let's watch Lebrin do big things. Brother. You know Gay
- 16:16Speaker 1: one was amazing. It's just setting up for an amazing series. Brother.
- 16:19Speaker 1: At this point, you don't know who to choose, So
- 16:21Speaker 1: I'm on the fence. We're still gonna ride it out though. Baby.
- 16:25Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I want to see
- 16:26Speaker 1: Cleveland do big things. Let's go to line one and
- 16:31Speaker 1: talk to Kyle Carl on the part right here. Huh yeah. Yeah,
- 16:40Speaker 1: it's your fault more professionally. You set the tone, Kevin
- 16:43Speaker 1: when you weren't ready. Kyle. Yeah, Hi, Kyle, good morning,
- 16:49Speaker 1: Good morning. Go here, Kyle, talk to Kevin. Man. What up, Kyle?
- 16:55Speaker 1: You seem energetic this morning. What's going on with you? Man? Nothing? Nothing,
- 16:59Speaker 1: I'm just cool. Um, Kevin, I'm a longtime fan. I
- 17:02Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you what advice you would give
- 17:05Speaker 1: to somebody who doesn't have both their parents in their life.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Um My dad left and he doesn't want anything to
- 17:13Speaker 1: do with me. But I still want to be super
- 17:15Speaker 1: successful and I want to take after you. I watch
- 17:18Speaker 1: the videos every day and I just want to know
- 17:20Speaker 1: what you would say. Watch this, man. You gotta turn
- 17:23Speaker 1: any negative into a positive, Okay. At the end of
- 17:26Speaker 1: the day, you can't live your life for other people.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Your parents serve a major purpose in your life, and
- 17:31Speaker 1: I was putting you on this earth. I think you
- 17:33Speaker 1: do them justice by living out your dreams the best
- 17:35Speaker 1: way you can, which is just putting your all into yourself.
- 17:39Speaker 1: The role to becoming the best version of you starts
- 17:41Speaker 1: with you and you only man. At the end of
- 17:43Speaker 1: the day, your parents will eventually catch up. I can't
- 17:45Speaker 1: do better than that. I love that. Now, Seriously, how
- 17:49Speaker 1: old are you, Carl? How old are you? Three? We
- 17:55Speaker 1: got tons of time, man, tons of times. You'll see. Yeah,
- 18:00Speaker 1: he gonna be proud when he sees you, because you're
- 18:01Speaker 1: gonna be doing what you're supposed to, which is doing
- 18:03Speaker 1: you man. All right, all right, thank you, my god,
- 18:06Speaker 1: No problem, that's good. I saw a TV interview with you.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I mean they talked about failure, because you know about failure.
- 18:15Speaker 1: I mean we all do, Yeah, you know about it.
- 18:18Speaker 1: You talked about the failure of your TV show and
- 18:20Speaker 1: all that. So how did it keep you going? How
- 18:21Speaker 1: did it keep you motivated? Why didn't you give up? Well?
- 18:24Speaker 1: I think that word no is ammunition. You know, the
- 18:27Speaker 1: more you hear the word no, the more angry you
- 18:29Speaker 1: ultimately get because you eventually wanted to stop. So for me,
- 18:33Speaker 1: you know, after years and years of hearing it, it
- 18:36Speaker 1: was it was wanting to hear yes one time. It
- 18:39Speaker 1: was I'm not going to stop, so I get yes
- 18:41Speaker 1: one time. And then after hearing it that one time,
- 18:43Speaker 1: I said, Yo, this is easy to get addicted to.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Let me see if I can get it the second
- 18:47Speaker 1: time and the third time, and then those nose eventually
- 18:50Speaker 1: became yeses. And then the will and want for the
- 18:53Speaker 1: yes is to never end is with motivated and pushing
- 18:56Speaker 1: me just to keep going. I think you know what
- 18:58Speaker 1: I just told him is really ultimately what it's about.
- 19:01Speaker 1: It's about becoming the best possible version of who you are.
- 19:04Speaker 1: At the end of the day, there is no competition.
- 19:07Speaker 1: You know, I'm sitting here now with two comedians. We
- 19:10Speaker 1: don't compete against just ourselves. We're our own competition. We're
- 19:14Speaker 1: trying to figure out our own pattern. We're trying to
- 19:16Speaker 1: open up doors that can eventually open to other doors
- 19:19Speaker 1: so other people can say, oh my god, look at
- 19:21Speaker 1: the road and they took how can I do the
- 19:23Speaker 1: same thing. You You manufacture what's best for you, and
- 19:26Speaker 1: you create things that ultimately are best for you. And
- 19:29Speaker 1: that's what I had to figure out. That people think
- 19:31Speaker 1: you are overnight success, have no idea how long you've
- 19:35Speaker 1: been in the game. Years old. I've been drinking this team.
- 19:40Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have been Hong Kong,
- 19:42Speaker 1: but they sell this t is a million dollars a
- 19:44Speaker 1: cap uh. And what it does is no, no, no, no,
- 19:49Speaker 1: you can't drink the whole cup. I've been drinking the
- 19:51Speaker 1: same cup of teeth in the last five years. It's
- 19:53Speaker 1: a small cup to half a simper day. No, man,
- 20:00Speaker 1: got I got time, and you know I got started.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I got started in the business early. I was eighteen
- 20:03Speaker 1: when I first started, So I'm thirty seven, about to
- 20:05Speaker 1: be thirty eight. You know, you're looking at a long time.
- 20:08Speaker 1: That's almost twenty years in the entertainment business. And eventually
- 20:12Speaker 1: it does turn around. And that's my advice to anybody
- 20:16Speaker 1: out there. You know, whether it's entertainment, whether it's school,
- 20:18Speaker 1: whether it's worked you know, whatever that whatever that line
- 20:22Speaker 1: of businesses that you're in or whatever, directually you're taking
- 20:25Speaker 1: your life and you got to you gotta keep going.
- 20:27Speaker 1: What people don't realize there's a comedian and the clubs
- 20:30Speaker 1: when you reach the success that you reached. The clubs
- 20:33Speaker 1: weren't always pat they weren't always bad, and they're nice
- 20:36Speaker 1: when you're going there the seven eight people and you go.
- 20:40Speaker 1: I performed in New Orleans one time and dude showed me.
- 20:44Speaker 1: I think I think it might have been his boss
- 20:45Speaker 1: in the middle of may have been basic instinct. Remember
- 20:52Speaker 1: Sharon Stone had the white and she was commando. I'm
- 20:59Speaker 1: gonna say it's all right. Thirteen people went here and
- 21:01Speaker 1: he had these little shorts on and I'm talking, you
- 21:04Speaker 1: know you, I could clearly see everybody. This is a
- 21:08Speaker 1: This is at a very low point, very low point
- 21:11Speaker 1: in my career. This is a very low point. This
- 21:14Speaker 1: is so before at least at least so play was
- 21:20Speaker 1: I got paid. This was a comedy club in New
- 21:24Speaker 1: Orleans that may not have been a comedy club. It was.
- 21:27Speaker 1: It was like a box. It was a box that
- 21:30Speaker 1: I stood on. And then when I'm not talking about
- 21:32Speaker 1: a good box, I'm talking about like I think it
- 21:34Speaker 1: was like a TV box and they put concrete under
- 21:37Speaker 1: it and I got it. I got like this the
- 21:40Speaker 1: microphone in my hand and it's a long chord. Yeah.
- 21:43Speaker 1: I didn't even know what chord. It was like seven
- 21:48Speaker 1: eight people and I'm performing yea for my performing this
- 21:52Speaker 1: dude open his legs. I just want to be on stage.
- 21:54Speaker 1: I think I think that's a. That's a. I think
- 21:57Speaker 1: that's a. I'm not gonna I'm gonna drawn attention to it.
- 22:01Speaker 1: But look, I don't know. We're back. We have Kevin
- 22:06Speaker 1: all morning, moving back to run that prank back. Wow,
- 22:11Speaker 1: you're listening to the stew Kevin is crazy alright coming.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is our special guest this morning. In case
- 22:21Speaker 1: you are just joining us. Kevin Hart, of course, start
- 22:24Speaker 1: of the new movie Captain Underpant to theaters two days.
- 22:28Speaker 1: You want to go check it out. What's the movie about, Kevin? Uh?
- 22:31Speaker 1: Animation movie based off of a book that's had amazing success,
- 22:35Speaker 1: the Captain Underpan's franchise. I mean, it's been around for
- 22:38Speaker 1: a long time. Uh, and it's and they decided to
- 22:41Speaker 1: do an animated feature. They got gave me the call
- 22:44Speaker 1: Kevin would be interested in and I said, of course,
- 22:47Speaker 1: with me familiar familiarized myself with the project, and I
- 22:50Speaker 1: went to research on it. Loved the premise of it,
- 22:53Speaker 1: and you know, I love the fact that I can
- 22:55Speaker 1: now do material that that my kids can enjoy. You know,
- 22:58Speaker 1: it's setting another avenue. You know. Secret Life of Pets
- 23:02Speaker 1: was my first animation, this being a second, and with
- 23:05Speaker 1: some with some great success, you can have another franchise
- 23:07Speaker 1: on your hands. So, you know, I do everything to
- 23:09Speaker 1: get to step two, step three, and this was a
- 23:11Speaker 1: good step one that could potentially propel me there. But
- 23:13Speaker 1: it's good. It's about kids being imaginative. It's about embracing
- 23:17Speaker 1: that creative side of a child and supporting it, you know.
- 23:20Speaker 1: And these are two kids that are friends, great relationships
- 23:23Speaker 1: in school and just love to create. Take me behind
- 23:26Speaker 1: the scene, though, how does animation work? Are you in
- 23:28Speaker 1: your own studio or you with other actors? We'll get
- 23:30Speaker 1: to that. We'll get to that because Kevin's gonna be
- 23:32Speaker 1: here all morning. We'll talk about it. So she didn't pop,
- 23:43Speaker 1: she started to pop as a guy. That's all right.
- 23:51Speaker 1: But years we're going to get to that. But we're
- 23:55Speaker 1: going to just hold that, hold that, shut that, and
- 24:00Speaker 1: it's gonna come up with our national news. But before
- 24:02Speaker 1: we get to that, nephew, you're up, ye run that
- 24:09Speaker 1: crank back the NBA party. Hello a long terms, I'm
- 24:18Speaker 1: I'm looking for Brandy. Hey brand, how you doing this,
- 24:21Speaker 1: Poncho man? I want to Marcus his boy? How you
- 24:23Speaker 1: doing man? Oh? Yeah here, what's that? Y'all talked to
- 24:26Speaker 1: Marcus man. He would tell me about you know, the
- 24:28Speaker 1: uh the playoff party man for for for Sunday man.
- 24:31Speaker 1: So uh he told me if it was cool, I
- 24:33Speaker 1: would come through. Man. I just want to call it
- 24:35Speaker 1: and how you see if I can if I need
- 24:36Speaker 1: to bring anything, uh food or some drinks or whatever.
- 24:40Speaker 1: You know you took your friends with Marcus. Yeah, yeah,
- 24:43Speaker 1: this is Ponto man. I'm friends with Marcus. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 24:46Speaker 1: I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, now you't read unless
- 24:49Speaker 1: of course you know you you're drinking something special. But
- 24:52Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's just gonna be need Marcus and uh
- 24:54Speaker 1: you know other boys come be here and uh you
- 24:56Speaker 1: know what are you want to bring it to me
- 24:58Speaker 1: while I'll be so yeah that's cool, okay, okay, what
- 25:01Speaker 1: tell me y'all? Starting? Man? He told me like around one, Yeah, yeah,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there all day, but you know you're
- 25:05Speaker 1: coming through by one, one, two o'clock. You know this
- 25:08Speaker 1: Before the game he started had as you know, got
- 25:10Speaker 1: a slat spring going and it's to be laid out.
- 25:12Speaker 1: So yeah, just come on through whenever you come through,
- 25:14Speaker 1: all right, just remember man, puncho. All right, I'll be there.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I don't got it, all right, cool? All right here, hello, hey,
- 25:22Speaker 1: hey brand yo, hey, punch you again. Man, listen real quick?
- 25:26Speaker 1: How much food and looking through you have? Uh? I
- 25:31Speaker 1: think we gotta love for for sudden? It was why
- 25:33Speaker 1: what you got going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 25:35Speaker 1: I got I got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man,
- 25:37Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you getting enough over there. Okay,
- 25:40Speaker 1: who is this again? Just puncho. You know we talked
- 25:42Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago. Just punch on a Manca's friend,
- 25:46Speaker 1: right right, okay, Uh, I mean my call. You're bout
- 25:50Speaker 1: thirty minutesgo, told Marcus told me. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah,
- 25:52Speaker 1: I'm sorry for Mary bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well,
- 25:56Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,
- 25:58Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overload the joints man. Just you know,
- 26:01Speaker 1: I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
- 26:03Speaker 1: then that's cool. You can come to It ain't but
- 26:06Speaker 1: three guys, man, It ain't but three guys. Coming with me.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Many they they're really cool man. We we we we
- 26:11Speaker 1: we we were bringing something to put on your tit
- 26:13Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 26:17Speaker 1: that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come on
- 26:19Speaker 1: through that all right, all right, all right, I talked
- 26:21Speaker 1: to you. I talked to you, all right, Bratt is
- 26:23Speaker 1: uh wait, it's one of the Marcus. It's one of
- 26:27Speaker 1: the guys Marcus. Yeah no, no, no, no, no, I
- 26:30Speaker 1: got it. It's three guys me. I'm made four you know,
- 26:34Speaker 1: three other guys. Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah, bring
- 26:37Speaker 1: him through, man, come on. It's like all right, all right,
- 26:39Speaker 1: all right late, hello, hey Brad, punch you again. Man. Listen, Hey,
- 26:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring one more. Um, I'm gonna bring one
- 26:48Speaker 1: more person with me. Hold a pumping brakes player. Wait,
- 26:51Speaker 1: hold up, old, what's up? Now? What's up? You market
- 26:55Speaker 1: this friend? Yeahah yah yah yeah, you and I'm puncho.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Yeah okay, I know you punch them and but you
- 27:00Speaker 1: bring it everybody, but just go Kire and Marcus is
- 27:03Speaker 1: cool with me. That's my fault. We go way back.
- 27:05Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay you
- 27:07Speaker 1: can come. You know I'm trying to have an NBA
- 27:09Speaker 1: playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. No,
- 27:13Speaker 1: it ain't like that, man, man, I mean, Placen's that big.
- 27:16Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here,
- 27:18Speaker 1: and you know I got the house laid out. I
- 27:20Speaker 1: told I wasn't un destroy the place by this doghouse
- 27:22Speaker 1: like two weeks ago. I was trying to that up.
- 27:25Speaker 1: So if you're coming through, you come through, you know,
- 27:28Speaker 1: bring one or two people with you. But that's it,
- 27:31Speaker 1: all right, But listal, you wouldn't decide me. I ain't
- 27:32Speaker 1: gonna bring them dude with me. I'm just gonna bring
- 27:34Speaker 1: a little lady from him with me. Man. If there's
- 27:36Speaker 1: that cool, I'm just gonna bring a little lady for him.
- 27:38Speaker 1: No news, Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, because
- 27:40Speaker 1: I know she adn't eat it, but much come on
- 27:42Speaker 1: through here with her and you know, be done with it.
- 27:44Speaker 1: That's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call samone nine,
- 27:47Speaker 1: tell her and tell her that that she's coming with me.
- 27:50Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name, Simone, that's what that's my
- 27:53Speaker 1: wife's name. Okay, okay, but maybe the hook up while
- 27:56Speaker 1: they while we're watching the game here. So I've been
- 28:00Speaker 1: her girls, so that the nail's done. Okay, okay, so
- 28:03Speaker 1: check us out, man, I'm I'm gonna reach out to
- 28:05Speaker 1: Simone and let her know that we're gonna we're gonna
- 28:07Speaker 1: leave it and get over there like about one and
- 28:09Speaker 1: just say it's cool, right, Yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
- 28:11Speaker 1: That that's a whole lot better than being about up
- 28:13Speaker 1: in there. But back yea yeah yeah yeah. Now and
- 28:16Speaker 1: I checked this man, mine, Uh you know, my friend
- 28:18Speaker 1: she she she's married, you know, and and she wanted
- 28:21Speaker 1: to get away from my husband for a minute. Man,
- 28:22Speaker 1: I guess it's been going through so you know, you know,
- 28:25Speaker 1: just keeping way back back up there. She's bringing a
- 28:28Speaker 1: married woman named Sman, what are the odds of that?
- 28:32Speaker 1: My wife's name is Saman. Okay, we'll do I mean
- 28:34Speaker 1: what this one samone is last name? Is that's my
- 28:40Speaker 1: last name? Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
- 28:42Speaker 1: hold on, hold wait wait wait wait, hold on hold
- 28:45Speaker 1: on dog, Okay, this Simone is light skinning. Yeah, you
- 28:49Speaker 1: keep on this scribing her light skin, fives gone, short hair,
- 28:53Speaker 1: that the hallet cut. Yeah, that's that's that's that's how
- 28:57Speaker 1: about you do my wife. Hey, you Simone be freeance
- 29:01Speaker 1: for a minute. Man. It wasn't ntil like a couple
- 29:02Speaker 1: of weeks ago. She reached out to me and says,
- 29:04Speaker 1: who's going through some some some um. She reached out
- 29:07Speaker 1: to you to tell you that she's going through some
- 29:09Speaker 1: stuff with a dude. Well all that dude, Okay, okay,
- 29:12Speaker 1: you know my wife, Hey man, you know about a year,
- 29:15Speaker 1: but who counting? You know what I'm saying. A year
- 29:18Speaker 1: that's about the time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 29:21Speaker 1: I come on over this party. Hey man, I'm sure
- 29:23Speaker 1: we can try to do picket this kind of situation.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Imprison my wife. Don't. I'll give me about her either,
- 29:32Speaker 1: you know you you know they said, you know what,
- 29:34Speaker 1: I've always believed this. There are no mistakes of this.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Everything happens where it's close to me. So it's funny
- 29:39Speaker 1: how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, get
- 29:42Speaker 1: this number my boy game no no, no, I get
- 29:45Speaker 1: it time. You probably called it and record from her
- 29:47Speaker 1: that my boy gave me this not leave leave Simone
- 29:51Speaker 1: out of this, man, So you can't tell me right now.
- 29:54Speaker 1: You know I'm not to be up to call with
- 29:55Speaker 1: you right now. I'm gonna call her. I'm not to
- 29:57Speaker 1: say I ain't gonna call that all. Don't don't tell
- 29:59Speaker 1: her my wife. Just bring her to the party. I
- 30:03Speaker 1: got a gift for this for you. I got a
- 30:05Speaker 1: three eight, I gotta smith, I got a question. I
- 30:07Speaker 1: got a side fourteen killer and go right up your
- 30:10Speaker 1: So you just come on over this party, okay? Hey man,
- 30:13Speaker 1: hey man, listen, my boy, my boy gave me your number. Man,
- 30:16Speaker 1: So who my boy is? Mark? I said, he don't
- 30:19Speaker 1: know you. Marcas don't know me, but guess who else
- 30:21Speaker 1: knows me? Though that you don't know? What's that up?
- 30:26Speaker 1: Hey Brad, this is Nephew time me man from the
- 30:29Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got me to
- 30:33Speaker 1: prank phone call. You give us this up. I'm gonna
- 30:46Speaker 1: get up. Yeah, hey Brad, what was you gonna do
- 30:50Speaker 1: with the party? Man? Damn man? Uh? Because you're listen
- 31:00Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Kevin hard a special guest.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Very great movie franchise movie coming out today. It is out.
- 31:11Speaker 1: It's called Captain Underpan's. It starts Kevin Hurt. Uh. Miss
- 31:14Speaker 1: Anna is coming up by the way with their national
- 31:16Speaker 1: news but before we get to miss Anne you have
- 31:18Speaker 1: an issue. Let me just say that for the movie,
- 31:22Speaker 1: it looks pretty good. It's just that I had an
- 31:24Speaker 1: idea of something like this is Captain under Pans. Captain
- 31:30Speaker 1: Lieutenant Drawls was mine. And when you see something like that,
- 31:36Speaker 1: you know, but that's my kind of my idea, and
- 31:40Speaker 1: none of that got him here. I just ya, I'm
- 31:43Speaker 1: as friends, I'm almost a Certainly you never had the
- 31:48Speaker 1: idea of Lieutenant Draws. I'm almost That doesn't even make sense, Jake,
- 31:53Speaker 1: It doesn't What would the putness of that be. Besides,
- 31:57Speaker 1: Lieutenant Draws hasn't made it the captain yet, right, working
- 32:00Speaker 1: on that. This is a prime example of what people
- 32:05Speaker 1: doing when they see a project. You clearly saw the
- 32:07Speaker 1: title Captain underpan and I was like, oh man, what
- 32:10Speaker 1: if I did Lieutenant Draws. That's that's exactly how it happened,
- 32:14Speaker 1: I guess, And he's and he's making it seems like
- 32:16Speaker 1: he had this attitude and just for the world I
- 32:19Speaker 1: did to know. Just kids, you don't know who I am,
- 32:21Speaker 1: and canting o the pants, I'm the black boy here
- 32:24Speaker 1: in the party. There's two, there's a there's a the
- 32:31Speaker 1: white kid, and the black kid. I'm the black kid, okay, yeah.
- 32:36Speaker 1: I just want to let everybody because I didn't know. Yeah,
- 32:39Speaker 1: some people didn't know who I wanted to sit there
- 32:41Speaker 1: through the whole movie, which one is kid? Yeah? Yeah,
- 32:44Speaker 1: yeah yeah in the movie does Lieutenant draws through? Lieutenant
- 32:49Speaker 1: Draws is not a s I can tell you all.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Real funny story though, real So I went taping, you know,
- 32:57Speaker 1: we're doing the animation, you know, and they're like, okay, Kevin,
- 32:59Speaker 1: you know, do you want to do this, and you
- 33:01Speaker 1: know you gotta put a voice on. You gotta go
- 33:03Speaker 1: into a kid voice. But I went to younger Kevin
- 33:05Speaker 1: at first, so I'm I'm for ebonics. Come on, man,
- 33:12Speaker 1: anybody trying to do this. He they have to come
- 33:16Speaker 1: in and have a meeting with me, Like, is there
- 33:20Speaker 1: any way to kind of U There was like is
- 33:23Speaker 1: there any way to I don't know, maybe uh you know, uh,
- 33:27Speaker 1: just just say the words a little bit. I was like,
- 33:28Speaker 1: what you mean that, because we're not getting all the
- 33:31Speaker 1: words because black kind of skipping some of the words.
- 33:37Speaker 1: And I was like, playing back, let me hear, just
- 33:40Speaker 1: play somef back. I was like, shoot, shoot, yeah, I
- 33:46Speaker 1: said that, I said, I went real black on you.
- 33:48Speaker 1: I said, I said, I'm sorry. We had to had
- 33:51Speaker 1: to dull me that because I came in with so much,
- 33:55Speaker 1: so much energy. It's too hard. It was so urban,
- 34:00Speaker 1: not appealing to everybody. I think maybody trying to go
- 34:03Speaker 1: to school like that. It's like, oh wait, meeting was
- 34:11Speaker 1: that he was living up to the stereotype. And you
- 34:16Speaker 1: could have seen their face and that boot when they
- 34:18Speaker 1: come in, come in together, because they showed me the picture,
- 34:21Speaker 1: my coach, I'm about to flip this about. I'm about
- 34:25Speaker 1: to be in the cuddy with the Yettie. Scared the
- 34:28Speaker 1: mess out of the people. You just scared the kids out,
- 34:31Speaker 1: scared the mess out of all. Right, she is here. Please,
- 34:33Speaker 1: let's let's sell Kevin. You do the honors, introduced miss Ah,
- 34:37Speaker 1: miss and my favorite. Later, gentlemen, you know what time
- 34:40Speaker 1: it is. What understood does not need to be said.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Miss Anne is your time. Thank you very much, Kevin.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Good morning everybody out there, and this is and trip
- 34:50Speaker 1: with the news. Well. President Trump has filled through with
- 34:52Speaker 1: one of his campaign promises. Trump is pulling the US
- 34:56Speaker 1: out of the Paris Climate Change of cord. He says,
- 34:58Speaker 1: that's it. The United Dates well, withdraw from the Paris
- 35:03Speaker 1: Climate of Court, but begin negotiations to re enter either
- 35:07Speaker 1: the Paris of Court or in really entirely new transaction
- 35:12Speaker 1: when terms that are fair to the United States. It's businesses,
- 35:15Speaker 1: its workers, it's people, it's taxpayers. So we're getting out.
- 35:21Speaker 1: But the President says, if he's able to make a
- 35:22Speaker 1: deal that's quote fair, then that's great. But if you can't,
- 35:25Speaker 1: that's fine too. Meanwhile, the leaders of France, Germany, and
- 35:27Speaker 1: Italy have issued a joint statement noting with regret President
- 35:30Speaker 1: Trump's decision to withdraw from the effort to combat to
- 35:33Speaker 1: global warming, and they're dismissing Trump's suggestion that the deal
- 35:36Speaker 1: can somehow be renegotiated. Some two hundred countries signed the
- 35:39Speaker 1: Paris of Quarterback in Green to set targets for reducing
- 35:43Speaker 1: emissions and greenhouse gasses. June is Black music month. Her
- 35:47Speaker 1: given name was La Donna Adrian Gaines, but the world
- 35:50Speaker 1: knew her as Donna Summer. She was born in Boston,
- 35:54Speaker 1: first saying in the church, beginning her professional entertainment career.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Though in Europe with a part she'd gotten an overs
- 36:00Speaker 1: He's production of hair, she got parts in some other
- 36:02Speaker 1: shows over there and eventually hooked up with a writer
- 36:05Speaker 1: and producer named Georgio Moroder, and that's when she recorded
- 36:08Speaker 1: the first mega disco hit, which she co wrote, the
- 36:11Speaker 1: sex infused love to Love You Baby. But she became
- 36:15Speaker 1: known not so much for her singing as for her
- 36:17Speaker 1: talking and her moaning. In fact, most people felt that
- 36:22Speaker 1: Donna probably couldn't sing. Of course, they found out they
- 36:25Speaker 1: were really wrong when she came out with another million
- 36:27Speaker 1: selling hit, the title song to the disco movie Thank
- 36:30Speaker 1: God It's Friday. The song Last Dance won an Oscar
- 36:34Speaker 1: for Best Original Song. After that, the world crowned her
- 36:39Speaker 1: the Queen of Disco, and it was a title she
- 36:41Speaker 1: upheld over and over and over again. And with all that,
- 36:54Speaker 1: Donna never forgot to pay homage to women, lyrics urging
- 36:57Speaker 1: them to be in charge of their lives and to
- 36:59Speaker 1: demand respect. And Donna Summer had hits with some real
- 37:02Speaker 1: different pieces, like this remake of the curiously worded Richard
- 37:06Speaker 1: Harris hit mcgarthur Park, and she sang note for note
- 37:10Speaker 1: with Barbara streisand on this seventeen minute long disco collabo.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Donna Summer was a five time Grammy winner, the only
- 37:18Speaker 1: artist to have three consecutive double LPs hit number one,
- 37:21Speaker 1: and she was also the first female artist to have
- 37:23Speaker 1: four number one singles within a thirteen month period. Later
- 37:27Speaker 1: in life, Donna Summer returned to her religious roots became
- 37:29Speaker 1: a born again Christian. She died at age sixty three
- 37:32Speaker 1: after losing a battle against lung cancer. Even though she
- 37:35Speaker 1: did not smoke in the seventies and eighties, that Donna
- 37:39Speaker 1: Summer wasn't on your radio. Your radio wasn't really on
- 37:42Speaker 1: Donna Summer remembering the great ones for Black Music Month.
- 37:46Speaker 1: This is Anne trip you the Butterfly twenty minutes after
- 37:49Speaker 1: the hours. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 37:51Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
- 37:55Speaker 1: We're back, uh, good morning, right now, It's time for
- 37:59Speaker 1: the for the Butterfly. Yeah yeah, always get along. This
- 38:07Speaker 1: is this is an exciting time for me. Eugene good Money,
- 38:14Speaker 1: I'm my guy. It is a pleasure. I am good
- 38:19Speaker 1: Money to Charlie Carline and Tommy I'm junior Butterfly, Anthony
- 38:26Speaker 1: Brown brother, I can I believe I am sitting next
- 38:33Speaker 1: to Kevin High. This is amazing and I want to
- 38:38Speaker 1: say your body looks like a sculpture. It looks great,
- 38:43Speaker 1: doesn't he? For he looked like he carved out about mountain.
- 38:49Speaker 1: This is this is taller years So this um the parents,
- 38:56Speaker 1: Captain under Captain and the pains. Now where can't you
- 39:00Speaker 1: by these paintings? The movie is not about to appear
- 39:04Speaker 1: pants it's the title. It's the title of the movie. Eugene,
- 39:08Speaker 1: it's touching on the pen. See we should say I'm
- 39:10Speaker 1: paying captain. No Eugene, it would be usselling underwear. No, Eugene,
- 39:16Speaker 1: that's not that's not It would be Eugene and Kevin's drive. No,
- 39:20Speaker 1: ain't gonna be no Eugenie and Kevin drive. This is
- 39:23Speaker 1: why I don't like sitting next to Eugene. I'm serious, guys,
- 39:26Speaker 1: this is why I have a problem with Euens in
- 39:27Speaker 1: the studio. I'm not gonna have no Eugene and Kevin Jaul.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Everyone went, body know, this is just something that you
- 39:37Speaker 1: and I would be very good at. You and I
- 39:39Speaker 1: should do. Um, we should do boys in the Hood.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I No, we should forge because I want to look
- 39:47Speaker 1: you in your eyes and say I know why you
- 39:48Speaker 1: got out the car last night. Because this is why
- 39:54Speaker 1: Jay switch seats for me switch seats or Tommy, one
- 39:56Speaker 1: of y'all switch seats here because I get because I
- 39:59Speaker 1: get upset, and because Eugene goes too far, like I
- 40:03Speaker 1: don't even know what you're doing. To stop fluttering. Stop
- 40:05Speaker 1: the TV this morning, we're talking about living in the world.
- 40:09Speaker 1: They say nothing by my brother, man, I figured they
- 40:12Speaker 1: don't know. Look in the show. I don't care about
- 40:15Speaker 1: what's going on in the Okay. Yes, I did movies
- 40:19Speaker 1: with ice Cube, ice Cube and Eugene or that. If
- 40:26Speaker 1: we could do this, then we want to do Friday.
- 40:27Speaker 1: We'll do Wensday. Nothing happened on the Wednesday. It's hot day.
- 40:33Speaker 1: We're gonna do we Okay, see what I'm saying. You
- 40:35Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Jake said. Now now now I'm on,
- 40:39Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say he did Braveheart. Yes, yes, okay,
- 40:42Speaker 1: well I wasn't here for I wasn't here for that. Okay,
- 40:46Speaker 1: to see that. I was on my heart and I
- 40:48Speaker 1: was with my skirt. Now, okay, I'm talking. It's it's
- 40:57Speaker 1: a kill skirt. Listen, Kevin, get ready because Jay is here,
- 41:04Speaker 1: of course, and he's here for murdering. He murders the
- 41:09Speaker 1: hits you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm honestly
- 41:14Speaker 1: I'm taken back by what just happened. It was a
- 41:19Speaker 1: lot whatever, hands moving and hunting miles in my bad face.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Uh what is what is murder? Murdering the hits? Murdering
- 41:30Speaker 1: the hits? Kevin is when we take a song that's
- 41:32Speaker 1: very popular, my buddy Ralph, we take, we break it down,
- 41:36Speaker 1: we rewrite the words and give it a whole new meaning.
- 41:39Speaker 1: So the song we got today is like the song
- 41:42Speaker 1: the song that's what I like? Oh no, Ja, I
- 41:44Speaker 1: never heard. Of course I heard the song we're talking about.
- 41:51Speaker 1: So the take that I'm taking on this song is
- 41:53Speaker 1: I get a lot of beef over here because I've
- 41:56Speaker 1: been out with white women. Can the song the song
- 42:00Speaker 1: hated to everybody who has dated white you know all up?
- 42:05Speaker 1: You know, they get a lot of beat, They get
- 42:06Speaker 1: all the looks and they don't have to why why
- 42:10Speaker 1: we're not hurting y'all? And that's what the song is about.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Before you going to sear, I just wanna say, you
- 42:15Speaker 1: know what you're saying is amazing. Uh. I love my wife.
- 42:21Speaker 1: I just get that out. Did you have another thought
- 42:23Speaker 1: and you just said, I'm not gonna say that. Did
- 42:26Speaker 1: not just back color. I was about to say something.
- 42:29Speaker 1: I thought, I know my wife. I think I love
- 42:34Speaker 1: my wife. Runo, runo like it got the name of Patty.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Don't understand her Natty And yes she kind of panish
- 42:51Speaker 1: it hop man hop hop and dropping on the man,
- 42:56Speaker 1: drop dropping bo samon name it just the little janey.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Don't want any dinner. I like them trail of tramping.
- 43:05Speaker 1: I can get it when I wonta get get it
- 43:08Speaker 1: when she let me hit it, when I wanna hit
- 43:11Speaker 1: and hit it when I won't it not jumping in
- 43:13Speaker 1: my cop making money she wanted and it that you
- 43:17Speaker 1: want to say, I want to smile on it. Better
- 43:20Speaker 1: ad on navy right outside the mall. I don't care.
- 43:24Speaker 1: She ain't it sash to spik girl and spend. That's
- 43:28Speaker 1: so tape. Were drinking box one on night. Stop judge him.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Look that's what the light, that's what the light. Don't
- 43:36Speaker 1: hit on me because you white white, because she's white white.
- 43:40Speaker 1: We tail. I'm I'm right, but you need it all night.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Come at and meet it because you fight wife. You
- 43:51Speaker 1: see it something you wanna fight that it right and
- 43:55Speaker 1: spend that's so tame. Get bus one name in that light.
- 44:04Speaker 1: The light don't hit on me because she's white. She's white.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Jail up right, whet yourself? Boxine, I didn't even know
- 44:24Speaker 1: that was a thing. Yeah, it's a real thing. It's
- 44:27Speaker 1: a real thing in the box. Oh you forgot what
- 44:31Speaker 1: you care? Let something you're hearing no box? Maybe maybe
- 44:34Speaker 1: I just ain't come from the right place. Uh tell me,
- 44:38Speaker 1: I've never heard of, never heard of box. It's just
- 44:42Speaker 1: been wrong with the wine. I didn't know if it
- 44:43Speaker 1: was there. You put it in the refrigerator. It's the box.
- 44:45Speaker 1: It's got a little found on it, so it's right there. Man.
- 44:48Speaker 1: So should I assume that people drinking box wine are they?
- 44:52Speaker 1: Are they bad people? I thought it was like I
- 44:56Speaker 1: thought it was like a jail thing something that they
- 44:58Speaker 1: didn't jail like. They made it the toilet paper holding
- 45:01Speaker 1: and turned the toilet paper holding into box, creating this
- 45:05Speaker 1: four called one. They saved it that we drinking in joint.
- 45:10Speaker 1: All right, you murdered that one that next to like
- 45:15Speaker 1: Boone's farm. It's like your girl gonna love you for that.
- 45:26Speaker 1: I'm gonna get looks for that lot of side with
- 45:32Speaker 1: that one. I was waiting for my line Strawberry Champagne
- 45:37Speaker 1: on ice, that black line. They're gonna make it to
- 45:43Speaker 1: that white song you murdered that. Oh god. Kevin Hart
- 45:49Speaker 1: with us all morning with his crazy stelf Captain underpans
- 45:53Speaker 1: out too days. Go check it out. I'm sure it'll
- 45:56Speaker 1: be number one. Sure it will, Kevin. Yeah, you're listening
- 46:01Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's strawberry letter subject?
- 46:06Speaker 1: Is this just an innocent romance? Question mark? Is this
- 46:10Speaker 1: just an innocent throne? Probably not? But first yeah, right,
- 46:14Speaker 1: you know these letters go, but first, come on, nephew,
- 46:16Speaker 1: What you got for us? On my house? What I
- 46:23Speaker 1: said on my house? Yeah? Yeah? Who say one more time?
- 46:31Speaker 1: Pet on my house? House? Yeah yeah? Watch this okay, Hello, Hello,
- 46:41Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. Uh Mr, I think that's
- 46:45Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, this is this is what's this in
- 46:48Speaker 1: regard to, uh just about air conditioning unit? You did
- 46:51Speaker 1: some work off force over on uh my household off street.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Do you remember coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah,
- 46:58Speaker 1: I remember? Yeah, right, my Uh it was a lady
- 47:01Speaker 1: that my wife, she let you in to come right there.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Their problem is the problem that is not cooler. No,
- 47:06Speaker 1: what no, no, no, no, it's cooling everything. Matter fact.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I want to tell you, uh that you did you
- 47:12Speaker 1: did a good job. But I got a question for
- 47:15Speaker 1: you now. When you was at the house and you
- 47:17Speaker 1: was working on the acndis out there in the backyard,
- 47:19Speaker 1: did you did you happen to go on the side
- 47:23Speaker 1: of my house and pull out and used the bath
- 47:27Speaker 1: room right there on the side. Did you go in
- 47:29Speaker 1: and you do number one on the side of my hond? Well,
- 47:33Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that my wife tells me that
- 47:36Speaker 1: when you were there, that you you went on the side.
- 47:39Speaker 1: She was looking out the winners. She said that when
- 47:41Speaker 1: you was there that you uh and went and used
- 47:45Speaker 1: the bath room on the side hole. I did, what
- 47:50Speaker 1: what right? You you? You? You say you did number
- 47:55Speaker 1: one over on the side of the house. Not is
- 47:57Speaker 1: that something that you did? God, you got to understand something, man,
- 48:02Speaker 1: all right now, I apologize if that did happen, but
- 48:05Speaker 1: you got to understand something. You know, we're down the side, man,
- 48:08Speaker 1: and you know we're talking eighty five, ninety and ninety
- 48:10Speaker 1: five degree weather. Man. I got to stay high traded.
- 48:13Speaker 1: I got to drink a lot of fluids, so you know,
- 48:15Speaker 1: with me being the age that I am. I have
- 48:18Speaker 1: to drink a lot of fluid and the tend to
- 48:19Speaker 1: pass through once and once again. I said, I apologize,
- 48:22Speaker 1: I understand all that, but you know what, I can't
- 48:25Speaker 1: accept no apologies like that. When I got a man
- 48:27Speaker 1: this got on the side of my house and then
- 48:29Speaker 1: talking man, I'm apologizing on you and you're coming off
- 48:33Speaker 1: on me like that. Do you on the side of
- 48:37Speaker 1: my house in front of my wife not looking at
- 48:39Speaker 1: young man? Now, if your wife show me it was
- 48:42Speaker 1: really she needs to see some paper because you're here,
- 48:45Speaker 1: really ain't doing something? You know that happen? Oh you
- 48:49Speaker 1: think you're talking to you? Watching me? Anyway? Do my work?
- 48:53Speaker 1: What is she hold that? She got to look at
- 48:55Speaker 1: the old man? Look, look, look all I know else.
- 48:58Speaker 1: I don't want to no man in at my house
- 49:01Speaker 1: in the house, side of the house, back yard. Nothing.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Look man, let me tell you something. Dog, I'm the
- 49:08Speaker 1: only person at my house. You understand me right out
- 49:13Speaker 1: there looking at me? Okay, but you don't. You don't
- 49:17Speaker 1: at no other man's house, and you at my house
- 49:20Speaker 1: and my wife sitting there looking at you. I have
- 49:22Speaker 1: to wan, now I got a problem with that? Or
- 49:24Speaker 1: what you need to help come with your wife looking
- 49:27Speaker 1: at me? If that's what I did, you know what
- 49:30Speaker 1: you need to be at home? And it was something
- 49:32Speaker 1: to look at other than looking at me. You don't
- 49:35Speaker 1: tell me what I need to do about my wife. Now,
- 49:38Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what
- 49:41Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it, all right, You're gonna you're
- 49:44Speaker 1: gonna make You're gonna make me lose a quick. Let
- 49:46Speaker 1: me let me get my death God, let me get
- 49:48Speaker 1: my book. That's all yeah. I just right here. You're
- 49:53Speaker 1: damn right, and I'm you w that's that's you don't
- 50:00Speaker 1: at another man's house. You don't do that. And people
- 50:03Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. And I bet you
- 50:06Speaker 1: knew that them blinds was open. Your man didn't be
- 50:12Speaker 1: real up fit with these accusations. All right, now, look
- 50:15Speaker 1: you head, you head, what it now? You you know
- 50:19Speaker 1: where I'm You know I will show you what I
- 50:23Speaker 1: want you to bring. Your expect over you, feelings you
- 50:27Speaker 1: fit you that y'alls on that on that ness on off.
- 50:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over and I know that for you.
- 50:35Speaker 1: I want something for you. Will you take me for
- 50:38Speaker 1: God myfsialism And I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man,
- 50:43Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house and
- 50:46Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called
- 50:48Speaker 1: for now. You could have had that alogize, man, I
- 50:51Speaker 1: had to go. I told you I drink a lot
- 50:53Speaker 1: of fluids in this heat. Man, the w else do
- 50:57Speaker 1: you want me to do? I want you to keep
- 50:59Speaker 1: your fluid until you get to the service station down
- 51:01Speaker 1: the street, but not in my backyard side of the house.
- 51:04Speaker 1: And my wife looking at your window making if I
- 51:08Speaker 1: did I apologize, I can accept it in the hill
- 51:11Speaker 1: with it. Look at You're gonna me off and make
- 51:14Speaker 1: me do something up and I'm telling you not. Man,
- 51:17Speaker 1: I'm telling you I don't apologize you I will come
- 51:20Speaker 1: on that kicking. Okay, you do what. Let me tell
- 51:24Speaker 1: you something because elder from the age of your while
- 51:27Speaker 1: your wife is young, and I know you don't. You
- 51:29Speaker 1: can't deal with no old school I can kill young.
- 51:32Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get you all supposed today you
- 51:34Speaker 1: hit me. You're gonna get let me check you street
- 51:38Speaker 1: to come. Let me tell you that I got one
- 51:42Speaker 1: more thing to say that you w you're listening to me.
- 51:46Speaker 1: This is nephew time. If this is nephew timing from
- 51:49Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just god pranked by
- 51:54Speaker 1: your boy name. Now you know what I'm to get with.
- 52:01Speaker 1: He know, I got a hard computation. I don't need
- 52:04Speaker 1: this type of my life, man, he said. Man, my
- 52:08Speaker 1: boy be out there fixing air conditions and he doesn't think.
- 52:10Speaker 1: He said, Man, let me tell you something. He said,
- 52:12Speaker 1: he'd be frustrated to begin when he said, but again,
- 52:15Speaker 1: McCall man, because I got nine to got to do
- 52:19Speaker 1: the date. Hey, man, you like, yeah, I'm I'm mlight
- 52:24Speaker 1: nothing there. You I might not you and that Steve
- 52:28Speaker 1: hard from Dawn Fools in the Morning, I say't care.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Come on, man, I don't know how I sit back
- 52:36Speaker 1: laughing and get people. Y'alln't got me with the same.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Oh man, I show y'all show man, y'all goods gonna work.
- 52:45Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
- 52:48Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 52:51Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the Steven Show,
- 52:58Speaker 1: didn't he didn't he pay on it. You scare me,
- 53:06Speaker 1: but it was a bit much for you. Scared me
- 53:08Speaker 1: always there. Yeah, I'm sorry, Do I go too far? No,
- 53:12Speaker 1: I want to know. I wanted to go first. I'm
- 53:17Speaker 1: caress about it. That's all that's your houses. That's where
- 53:26Speaker 1: That's the start of it. What's the next right after that?
- 53:35Speaker 1: That's all you did was your house. It's going down
- 53:39Speaker 1: June thirty, Dallas, Texas. It is Magafest for Time to
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- 53:47Speaker 1: Yours Truly, and the headliner is Cedric the Entertainer once
- 53:51Speaker 1: to get hosted by nephew Tommy in the headline is
- 53:54Speaker 1: Cedric the Entertainer. It's a time to lad. We are
- 53:56Speaker 1: working for t DJs. There will be no profanity allow
- 54:00Speaker 1: hill t D not see that's the thing. You got
- 54:03Speaker 1: the shot t D. You can't let t do that.
- 54:06Speaker 1: You can't let t D do that. Ain't no way
- 54:08Speaker 1: y'all can let t D D. I lott t D
- 54:11Speaker 1: right now, ey TV. I've cussed around TV several times
- 54:14Speaker 1: and I've looked at him, t D. You know you're
- 54:16Speaker 1: not gonna judge. You gotta you got her. Let these
- 54:19Speaker 1: people here, these people here forty plus you're trying to
- 54:21Speaker 1: tell me ainte of them hurd of cusswork. You got.
- 54:23Speaker 1: You gotta slam them with one You gotta slam over
- 54:26Speaker 1: one shot. Come out there, What the that's going on?
- 54:32Speaker 1: Praise down and putting your after don't even just come
- 54:36Speaker 1: out and slam with your first line. Tommy, we out
- 54:39Speaker 1: here in this moment. You're not missing. Shout out to
- 54:45Speaker 1: my dog mother t D check Kevin hard in the
- 54:54Speaker 1: building spoor, start of Captain underpan. He's a little chocolate
- 54:59Speaker 1: boy on the post case. You missed it, missed it.
- 55:02Speaker 1: And you also have a book coming out. It's called
- 55:04Speaker 1: I Can't make This Up. Father's Day just coming out.
- 55:10Speaker 1: You can pre order the book right now. It's called
- 55:12Speaker 1: I Can't make This Up. Give us one life lesson quickly,
- 55:15Speaker 1: One life lesson quickly. Uh, don't sing song because you
- 55:20Speaker 1: got a black woman in your life. You're listening to
- 55:26Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, buckle up and
- 55:29Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
- 55:31Speaker 1: is a strawberry letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject
- 55:34Speaker 1: Is this just another innocent or is this just an
- 55:38Speaker 1: innocent bromance? That's the subjection, Is this just an innocent bromance? Well,
- 55:43Speaker 1: let's see Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for eleven
- 55:47Speaker 1: years and my husband and I have two kids. We
- 55:50Speaker 1: moved to a new city and state because of my
- 55:52Speaker 1: husband's job. Once we were settled, my husband joined several
- 55:56Speaker 1: local clubs and started golfing, fishing, skiing, and he made
- 56:00Speaker 1: some new male friends. He is rarely home with me
- 56:04Speaker 1: and the kids. My concern is that my husband has
- 56:07Speaker 1: become questionably close to one of the men. They go
- 56:11Speaker 1: out together, They talk on the phone for long periods
- 56:14Speaker 1: of time, they hang out at each other's houses, and
- 56:17Speaker 1: go on guy trips together. He often talks about how
- 56:21Speaker 1: cool this guy is and how easy he is to
- 56:24Speaker 1: talk to. At first, I thought it was cool that
- 56:27Speaker 1: they had, you know, that he had a new best friend.
- 56:29Speaker 1: But now I questioned his friendship with the guy because
- 56:32Speaker 1: this happened. He baked this guy a birthday cake. And
- 56:37Speaker 1: get this from scratch that's in all caps, from scratches
- 56:41Speaker 1: and all caps. And all of years, all of these
- 56:45Speaker 1: years we've been married, I never even knew he could bake.
- 56:50Speaker 1: He has never baked me or the kids a cake
- 56:52Speaker 1: or any type of dessert. He told me that his
- 56:55Speaker 1: friend said the cake was delicious. Am I being paranoid?
- 57:01Speaker 1: Or is my husband showing signs of being too close
- 57:03Speaker 1: to his new friend? Should I say something to my
- 57:06Speaker 1: husband please help? Okay, first of all, yes, you should
- 57:09Speaker 1: say something to your husband immediately. I don't know if
- 57:12Speaker 1: it will help at this point because this relationship seems
- 57:15Speaker 1: pretty close right here. But yeah, yeah, the cake has
- 57:19Speaker 1: been baked, so to speak. You you have a voice,
- 57:23Speaker 1: you have a concern. This is a problem in your
- 57:26Speaker 1: marriage because it's making you upset, as making you uncomfortable. Look,
- 57:29Speaker 1: your husband is spending way too much time with this guy.
- 57:32Speaker 1: If this was a woman, you'd have no problem saying something.
- 57:35Speaker 1: I know that we have our intuition working for as women,
- 57:39Speaker 1: So you need to say something. You need to find
- 57:42Speaker 1: out what's going on. You have your intubuition. You kind
- 57:44Speaker 1: of know what's going on. You might need to hear
- 57:47Speaker 1: that it's happening for real with your husband. I don't
- 57:50Speaker 1: know if you need to hear that, but you definitely
- 57:52Speaker 1: need to have a conversation with your husband. He's spending
- 57:54Speaker 1: too much time with this man. That's ridiculous. Surely that's ridiculous.
- 58:00Speaker 1: This is my when women always you just gotta say
- 58:03Speaker 1: something you have to. I mean, not me saying a
- 58:05Speaker 1: man just can't be happy. This man can't be happy.
- 58:09Speaker 1: You don't want him hanging around women, so he finds them.
- 58:11Speaker 1: He finds a guy. They obviously gets at a They
- 58:15Speaker 1: share all the same legs. Okay, And I mean, so
- 58:19Speaker 1: what so what I find out you like cake? You
- 58:22Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna don't make my friend and cake.
- 58:26Speaker 1: All you do is talk about cake every time we
- 58:29Speaker 1: out how much you love these cakes. Maybe you be
- 58:31Speaker 1: paying for the bill all the time I had to
- 58:33Speaker 1: pay for The least I can do is make this
- 58:36Speaker 1: man a cake. From scratch, scratch back, Why you on
- 58:40Speaker 1: my back about making this man a cake. Never make
- 58:42Speaker 1: me no cake because you don't talk about cake. You
- 58:47Speaker 1: don't talk about cake. You don't pay for all the bills.
- 58:49Speaker 1: He'd be paying for the bills. I ain't paid for
- 58:51Speaker 1: the membership at this golf spot since I've been there.
- 58:54Speaker 1: They had to be about ten thousand. If I got
- 58:56Speaker 1: to make a cake so I can keep hitting these
- 58:57Speaker 1: free golf balls, I'm gonna make the cake. That's what
- 59:00Speaker 1: I'm saying. Scratch Kevin, I've been banking for thirteen years.
- 59:04Speaker 1: Time you leave the house. I make myself a car.
- 59:08Speaker 1: You don't notice because you don't talk to me about cake.
- 59:11Speaker 1: You don't know that I got a passion for making cake.
- 59:14Speaker 1: I just can't be heavy. You don't like the fish,
- 59:17Speaker 1: so call like the fish. Call. Yeah. The game is car.
- 59:21Speaker 1: I'm giving him a name like the skis. We played
- 59:25Speaker 1: PreK and I'm wrong because I bake the cake. Yeah,
- 59:31Speaker 1: and we're get on my back because I bake the cake.
- 59:35Speaker 1: That's just my friend. Get out my back? Who likes cake?
- 59:39Speaker 1: You like cake? I was never made a cake for
- 59:43Speaker 1: me and your wife because I don't tell me about
- 59:47Speaker 1: you talk about your cake. But Carl talks as soon
- 59:54Speaker 1: as you get a Carl, Carl goo. Let me ask
- 59:56Speaker 1: you a question, Kevin, red velvet vanilla. What's you talk
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: on a car? What about cake? Cake? If you if
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: you can pick w I don't know, Carl, chocolate man.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: If I had a chocolate, a red velve a cake,
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: I would be so happy. I took a note, we
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: want to restaurant soon. If you got the restaurant, Carl said,
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: do you guys got cake? And you got cake? I
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: don't want to eat because I don't want take what
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat carl like cake. Yes, you know. And
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: guess what he said after he baked the cake for what?
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Did he say that it was delicious? It's the biggest
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: compliment that you can get that for a cake from scratch.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: I don't beg a cake from scratch for somebody to
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: say that was okay. I went delicious word. Yeah, I
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: put love of soul into this cake. Delicious cake. That's it.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Why you on my back about baking this the cake?
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: You never make me one you cake, You put your cake,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: you put your drawls in the cant draws the cake.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: That's what I'm praid of. That's why we have a problem.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: I can't be happy a simple cake. It take it
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: wasn't I made that. You don't have something to say.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: I made him a chocolate kid with some strawberries going around,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: a little bit of whipped creen. I didn't say that
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: it wasn't If I had put honey buds on the
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: side of it, with some fruit and something, I got
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: a round it, then I get it. I set it.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: But why didn't you have to bake him from scratch?
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: I mean, when you take things from scratch about it?
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: How else do you bake a cake. You'll make it
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: from the box some nine. How would I my friend
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: a box cake? That's my friends who wants a box
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: kick for for a big day for them. This was
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: on a Wednesday. He had a lot going on. He
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: said he was dressed. I said him a text stress up.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: So I make the cat come with it. I gave
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: it to him. I had a white button up shirt
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: unbuttoned a little bit and I had a little bit.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: He's in I'm on my face. So what what's you
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: always seeing something? Al it's me. It's I wanted to
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: look nice. When I gave the white up baby, I
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: got the visual nice. I got the video. And yes,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: I licked the last piece of stop looking for stuff.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: You on this page and you see the pictures of
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: me licking the cake. She needs help. She wants to
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: know should she say something to her husband, the cake baker.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: I don't think so. Man alone a nice person. He's
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: a nice guy. Yeah, he's big bromance. All right, newtew,
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: you're ready Part two? Part two? I like, all right,
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk more to Kevin. Wasn't it
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: wasn't that at all. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is our crazy special guest this morning. As
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: if we needed another crazy person on this show. Steve
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: is out today. We gave him a vacation. Kevin came
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: with the take over the movies out today. It's called
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Captain Underpan. I love the title of him. Yeah, I'm
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: glad you do. Some people, some people just in this
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: flipping like the flipping at as if they had something flip. Yeah,
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: and then and then your board some kind of a
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: friend you know, salty about that? Ridiculous? What are you accusing, Kevin?
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: If I'm stealing, well, nothing nothing. Don't give this man
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: ammunition to further this similar idea lieutenant draws never you know,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: I never never developed. I go and I see God.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: That depends on what makes your draws similar to what
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: man will high you iculous, che Kevin, your draws lower.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I'm not getting it. I'm not I'm not. A few ways.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Jay, the last time you
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: saw Kevin, did you have to happen to mention? The
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: last time I saw Jake, he said you gotta try
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: my hot so Ja said to me. He never talked
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: about lieutenant draws. He's never said that he had that
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: animation project. He said, cath you gotta try my hot.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, I would how to
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: try hot and he was like watch that now, And
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: I said, Jack, didn't stick about conversation. It sounds like
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: you though you got hot sauce and watch you did
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: not come out nothing else that he said in the
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: middle of talking about by the way coming out, Yes
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: you should have a project coming out called us a
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: damn because he never talks about that. Jay, That's not
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: what was said. Tommy, I understand, but but you know,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: at this point, actually, Kevin Jason seems like he's got
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: some some backpage coming. Jay seems like a crazy person.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: I met this person before. I know crazy. When I
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: see crazy, Jay, Anthony Brown is crossed the street crazy.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: You're not that guy that you see. That's why cross
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: the street. You the song you just said, yeah, in
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: the court of law. In the court of law, his
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: word may stand up. It's nothing nothing and JF, you
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: don't stop it. I'm a knock that head off here.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Stop it right now. This lieutenant draws message, ain't a
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: drawing or nothing out here. You ain't got a sketch
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: idea what this guy looked like, you don't even know
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: if the guy black and white. I don't know what
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: this guy is a j no is I changed captain
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: to and I changed pants to draws. I got something
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: I wanted to ask. Yeah, yeah, captain captain under pant.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: How do you how do you record everything? Is it
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: in your own studio? Are you with the other actors?
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: How does that work? No? You know what we uh?
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: And this one we had a table read with the
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: script and we saw that everybody had chemistry, and we
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: did one session reading together. Then we all broke off
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: in the separate sessions. But I'm in the studio for
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: or two hours out of the day, you know, over
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: the course of eight months. You know, it's so long
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: to do animation, so you're in there periodically, but it's
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: two hours. It's fun because you by yourself, you in
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: your own world, and you literally you go crazy a
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: little bit because you're just in there doing a bunch
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: of paces and I'm trying to kid and they show
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: you video or yourself after you're like, yeah, you ain't
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: gonna show there's nobody else right, They're getting released online.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: But that's how they developed the character. You know, they
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: start to use a lot of your mannerisms and your
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: facial expressions and put them into the animated character that's
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: being developed. So overall the process is amazing. Man, it's uh,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: it's long, but it's worth it when you see the
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: final outcome. But that's studio time two hours two hours max.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: And now I'm in there and in my draws, just
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: having fun. Not now tell us about the book. I
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: can't make this up life lesson to that Stories Tuesday,
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: June Sexist. I am beyond excited about the release of
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: this book. This is me trying to uh. I guess
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: you can say broadened the brand of of Kevin Hartman.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: And you know, writing a book and putting another side
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: to me out there was was necessary at this point
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: in time of my career because I think there's so
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: much information in my story that can be shared and
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: used and it can be a value to others, you know.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: I think what I told was what's real, you know,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: the good, the bad, ugliest, raw sun cut. It's about
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: the downward spiral that eventually took me to the upward spiral.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: But I think the information that's important is just the
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: struggle that that motivated me to stay true to their
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: dreams and goals. And there's life of course, I think so,
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: I mean there's life lessons and any and everything you do.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: Within every failure, like I said, you can find some
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: positivity in it to learn from and that that that
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: education that you took from that will act as useful
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: information to get you past the next situation in life.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: So it's just about each chapter becoming a lesson and
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: that less sen helping me through the next chapter. And
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: that's what Yet I wanted to know. Was there a
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: point when you just said, this is not what I
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: should be doing. I should go back to whatever it
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: is I'm doing with with with comedy, it wasn't. It
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: was never a stand up comedy. It was in the
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: acting side. When I first came to l A and
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: I had a deal and I was doing like pilots
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: and the pilots and get picked up, and then I
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: was just sitting around waiting for phone calls about auditions.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: It was like a year where I'm literally just sitting
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: waiting for somebody to say, Hey, we think we want
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you to come in and audition. And it was like
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: five calls for the year where I went on auditions
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: and I was like, this isn't what I do. This
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: isn't helping me get better, this isn't helping me do anything.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna pause that and I'm gonna focus
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: on stand up. And that's when I went and I
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: grinded the role for four years of nine stop travel,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: nine stop. That's when I hit those comedy clubs and
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: I just kept doing and I pushed the act inside
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: all the way to the right, and I said, that's
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: gonna come when this gets big enough to draw the
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: attention that I'm supple. So it was me checking myself
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: and saying, what am I and what am I supposed
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: to be doing. I'm a stand up comedian. I'm not
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: an actor first. That comes after I've reached a certain
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: level within stand up comedy. So let me stay true
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: to this dream over here and not trying to do
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: everything he wants conquer something. You get real good at this,
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Ultimately this can come. And that's what I did that.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: I think, yeah, and I have followed your career, Kevin.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: I think the biggest lesson for me, as far as
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: you are concerned, is what you just said. You stay
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: true to yourself and you've always believed in yourself no
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: matter what. I remember your TV sitcoms and all of that,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: all of it, I remember all of that. But you
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: always believed in Kevin Hart. You always film where he
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: was walking around with a puppet. You ain't seen this one,
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Oh my god, something as I remember. Listen, there's a
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: lot of stuff you get to looking at this resume people,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: some stuff on there that I'm not proud of, stuff
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: that I am proud of. But at the end of
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: the day's stuff, stuff that you need, stuff get your to.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: You don't know what's next if you don't have stuff.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: That's right. We're gonna talk to Kevin about Dave Chappelle
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: what he said about him, and it's Netflix stand up special.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: Kevin has stuff. He'll be here all morning a bunch
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: of stuff right after this. You're listening to Steve Show. Alright,
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Kevin Hart our special guest all morning. This morning is
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: going by fast because we're having a good time. We
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: are Steve's out today. Kevin Hart is here with the
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: takeover star of the brand new movie out today, Captain Underpans.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: You are a star, Kevin. I mean, even other comedians
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: have to give it up to you. I'm a comedian,
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: comedians comedian. I love the craft of comedy, and more important,
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's always important to understand the
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: world of comedy and understand where you lie. So regardless
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: of my success now I am, I'm a student. Man.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: I bowed down to those that should be bowed down to. Uh.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: Like I said, today is never a competition. But I
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: don't get here without those greats paving the way. And
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: that list of greats is a long list of great
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: So I'm forever humble about where I am, and more importantly,
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I'm just thankful. Thank you for those guys for for
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: allowing me to be in a position and supporting me
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: while I'm here. Yea, even even when you get a
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: little bit of hate, you can always shrug it off
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: because it's it's more positive than negative. I'm always gonna
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: find you. You saw the Dave Chappelle, I'm sure his
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: recent US Dave Comedy Special, Comedy Special. That's a true story.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: It's okay, tell us what it's a true story. And
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: I'm in Ohio and Dave came to my show. We
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: we sold all. I sold out. I think two shows
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: of this arena there So Dave came to one of
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: the shows and I found out he was there. I
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: was like, yo, come come backstage when you're done. So
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: he comes backstage and he's got his son with him,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: and Dave like, he's like, yo, man, He's like, Kim,
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: I hope, I'm not bothering you. Man, I about bothering me.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: We're about to eat. Come on, man, I got food,
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Come on in and eat. He comes in, he like
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: sees the spread like, oh man, I didn't really like
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: I didn't know they had this type of food out here.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Did you bring this the it's like great rule. I said,
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: it's something they got him somewhere. He's like, oh, so
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: Dave something like can we eat that? Dave looked at
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: him crazy, right, He said, Cavie, mind if we eat?
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Said man, yeah, go eat eat. So the sun is eating,
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: and Dave was just looking at his sun because the
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: sun is like tearing the food up, like you're eating
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: like you ain't another got no money. It sounds like
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: so cood, so cood. Right. So we're back there, we're
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: talking and and it's so he was like, yeah, Calvi's
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: a big fan, and I was like, oh man, that's cool.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: I'm like shaking his son's hand, talking to his son.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: And they gave me these jerseys at the at the
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: irena at the arena, and they had hearts on the
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: back of the jersey. So I said, you know what,
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: man said, hey, talking about security. Gul said, give me
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: that give me no security those those bags that they
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: gave us. So I give him all the jerseys in
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: the bag, and they all their heart and everything on
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: the hat. I was like, if your dad didn't get
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: mad at you, just put one of these. He was like, oh, man, thanks, man,
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: so exciting. Let's remember seeing them leave, Like when they
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: left and you know how like you grabbed your son
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: and put your arm around Dave grabbed me by the
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: back of the neck. So he tells the whole story
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: in this comedy, but it was a it was a
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: true story. I love it that moment and and and
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: brought it to life like but his son was genuinely
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: a fan, and they were talking. He was talking about
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: how like when they brought me out, he said it
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: was an explosions and she said, I didn't know what
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: was going on. Had a band. I thought it was there.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: He hit the age everybody's hooting hollering, and I was like,
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: I'm here too, nobody. Now, let's get out of here walking.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Nobody recognized me. This place, spid Venue is stupid and
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: stupid people. And then it happened to you though too.
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: My daughter, we saw Jamie Fox. We're in Miami. Jamie
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Fox is at the restaurant Mr Child, m D Restaurants
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: and hotel. We're just going down, like to get something
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: to eat real quick. Or we went to a movie.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: I was like, taking my daughter and my son to
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: a movie. Heaven sees Jamie Fox and she's like, Dad,
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: oh my god, Jamie FOXX. It happened so fast. I
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: couldn't catch myself like a shut up acting like that.
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: Keep talking about Jamie Fox. Can I meet him? Though
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know him, so
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know that ain't gonna happen like
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: the five and five rock Damn please please shut you
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: don't eat, you don't eat? And then JA me. Then
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: Fox saw me. You know what I'm trying to get out,
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: dude something. He's like cad with U. Boy. She's like, Dad,
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: you said you did? I didn't know you were talking
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: about that, Jamie at talking about the singer. I don't
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: talking about she get over there all crazy inspider man
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: when you were shut up, shut up? I think you
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: know what he did. You ain't gonna talk to me
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: man about his resume. You know that what kids say.
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm so mad, But you don't know, like
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: you it catches you off gone. You know when you
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: see your kids embrace in front of you, like my son,
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: is that Kevin my oldest twenty years old. I sell
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: out the Dark Constitution Hall in d C. You see
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: what your daddy did. Boy, he said, yeah, but Kevin
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: Hart be down there with the Wizards. That's the dagger.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: You don't get your dad. You know, the Wizards opened
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: up with Kevin game Ken. It's pretty big. I mean
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: that was there. I know there's love between comedians and everything,
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: but it's there like a healthy competition to honestly, no, not.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I don't want anything but good for
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: for my I mean the network. I'm launching to laugh
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: all out network the end of June. You got network.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: The network is the network. You're sitting here not acting
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: like you know it's just threw that out there goes
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: with the comedies. Yeahs so I said, fifty fifty with
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: lions Gate. I'm a CEO. Uh, full ownership of your CEO.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: It's not throw away, that's it's not really big. Listen.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: It's a multicultural platform for comedy. So what I wanted
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: to do. I had a vision and I brought to
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: the line game. I said, look right now, comedy is
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: so segregated online, like you gotta search here, search here.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: There is no one destination. I said, I want to
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: create a destination is strictly for comedy, comedy content, comedy,
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: stand up. Uh, you know, women, men, future writers directly
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: where everything every here. But it's multicultural. Comedy is universal.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: That's that's gonna laugh. Allow network is about. That's me
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: giving a platform for comedy, for comedian. All right, we'll
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: be back with phone calls for you. Kevin. Yeah, you're
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: listening to the String Show, all right. Kevin Hart is
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: our special guest. The start of Captain Underpants in theaters
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: right now today. Go check it out. Make a number one.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: I predict it's going to be number one this weekend.
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: When the woman needed asthma tech or broken leg, I
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: told you it's gonna be number one Kevin, it's gonna
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: be number one. Movies are always number one. They are,
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: but they never came out against Wonder Woman. Somebody take
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: her shield, Somebody take the bracelets. Take them bracelets off
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: from you. Guys, go out and support all of your
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: just your Twitter followers and your Instagram followers alone could
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: make this nap one. They can. And let's Wonder Woman
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: battest all. All right, let's go to the phone. You're
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: ready to take some phone calls, Kevin eight seven seven
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: twenty nine. Steve, let's go to line too and talk
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: to Felton out of California. Morning the morning, Morning man,
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Oh Jim morning. I was at the Jim, but I'm
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: trying to talk to you. So yeah, hey brother, that's
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: this is me and this is a stop alone the
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: way that don't that don't stop the hustle. What's going
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: on with you? Oh man, I'm doing good. I preorder
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: tour of your books. I'm going to see the movie tonight,
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: and uh, I'm down from l A. So I'm trying
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: to work out with you and just training balls. Oh man,
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: let me tell you something about my little pony. That's
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Boss's nickname, by the way. Yeah, you got big teth J.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: I gotta show you picture do first and foremost. I
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: appreciate your support, man, I mean, look, the book support
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: is unreal. Uh. If you're trying to work out this
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: weekend and you all that, I could say it on
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: are people come to come? But I'd like to go
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: for my little run. So I'm probably be down there
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: and saying the mind can run it on that beach.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: But I go out of brother, yes, sir, yes, Uh Sunday,
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: I'm probably about seven eight miles seven seven. Stop you
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: look great, whatever you're doing. Go out there and fat boy,
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: go out there and just just some shorts shop. Thanks
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: for the warning stopping point seven miles in a day.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: I don't go that far in my life. That's seven
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: miles that I ain't got seven miles away from me
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: robot mailboxes running. It's a lifestyle, man, It's a lifestyle.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: At the end of the day, you get one the
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: day I do seven. How do you die with Kevin?
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: He ran seven months? They did something stupid. I don't
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: know why he got Hey Fulton, you got a question
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: for Kevin? Mean? I have too one one? Yeah, I'll
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: be in l A at the Barnes and Nobles on
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: June eleven, Junie eleven in the morning from nine at
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: ten a m. L A. Barnes and Noble at the
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: Grove at the Grove. Yeah, so come down there, Come
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: down there, man, not only get your books signed, but
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great conversation. I'm also gonna do
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: a Q and A about the book. So it's gonna
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: be pretty cool. I can't wait. Thank you, Felton, appreciate. Yeah, alright,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: let's questions. When you run at Kivin it sounds like
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: you wanted to make him cake. Just all right, talk
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: to Jasmine. Jasmine's out of New Jersey. How are you?
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: I'm great? How are you? I'm good? Talk to me.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: So you you already kind of like answered my question
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: in regard to pretty much like staying consistent. But I
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: have a non profit organization called Moonshitters, and what we
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: do is we just encourage you to shoot for the
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: stars and not stopped until you're sitting on the moon.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: And everybody tells the disguise and limit, But how can
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: that be if we're setting on the moon. So my
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: question pretty much is how what advice do you have
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: for me personally? Just just like stay consistent, stay motivated.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: And I've been doing this since twenty eleven and we
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: do back to school blasts and everything like that, but
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: sometimes we're gonna be discouraging when you're not, I guess
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: as far as you would like to be. So what
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: advice do you have for me in regards to motivated? Well,
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: first of all, your ideas unreal, you know, and I
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: think your your answer is in what you've already created,
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: you know, moon sitters. Like you said, don't shoot for
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: the stars, shoot for the moon. So your consistency is
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: in you not realizing your understanding that you've yet to
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: get to the stars, and you're surpassing that once you
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: do reach there by trying to get to the moon.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: You know, the sky's a limit for you and for
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: what you started. But you gotta go through a lot
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: of time, of of of grinding to to get to
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: a place where nobody else is is nothing is overnight.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: And you know you got seven years, seven years into
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: into a project where it may need ten you know,
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: or you may need fifteen. That number can't be defined
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: or or put put like, you can't underline it because
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: nobody knows what it is. But when it comes the
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: time going to be right. The best thing that I
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: can say is read my book. In this book, I
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: have things that will help you, sister. Okay, it will
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: help you. You will have a different understanding. But more importantly,
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: just stay true to whatever dream and goal you have.
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: Don't be defeated. Don't ever mentally put yourself in a
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: position to just kind of give up. You know, just
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: understand that it's going to happen. It just takes time.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: And don't be afraid to shoot for the Sun or
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: Pluto or Saturn. I mean, there's other planet you can shoot.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: You should go away from the movie. That's what you
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: do at night, shoot up. You know, it's not even
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: a planet. It was when I was in school. I
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: didn't want to say that we're your radius. Like. I
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: really appreciate you guys, especially, well not especially, but Kevin Hart,
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: I really appreciate your as well. I follow what you're
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: doing with everything from the time you was a silly
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: to where you are now. I follow your whole crowd, boss,
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: all of you guys. You guys are going to phenomenal
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: job man, and I just appreciate you guys. Go follow
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: the page at Monsters guys, I appreciate at moon sitters
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: shout out to add moons to this. Thank you so much.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: I appreciate your love and support. Thank you. M all right,
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: all right, let's go to line five. Talk to Kevin. Oh,
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: Kevin California. You're calling in already. Yeah, he's a cool
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: guy already. Hello. Yeah, you have a quick question for Kevin. Kevin,
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: you're thank you. We don't go back and forward this,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: hurry hurry. How you how you spark your creative writing.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of people to try to
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: do comedy. I'm just trying to reinvent the block and
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: I just find myself this real, real, dope and easy
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: for you. Man. Writing comes from experience. You gotta put
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: yourself out, put yourself out there in the world. Man.
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: If you don't travel, just be out, be outside, go places.
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: The more you see, the more you can write off of.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: So I would say, give yourself some visual some visuals
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: that you can help spark your creative juices. But you
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: gotta get out of the house. Thank you, keV, and
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: thank you keV. All Right, we'll be back, We'll be
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, you're listening to the String show, The
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: Star of Captain Underpants has been with us all morning.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: I'm talking about the one and only Kevin Hart in
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: the building. Lots of knowledge, lots of a fice, lots
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: of funny this morning, lots energy. Yeah, you haven't been
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: with us in a minute. Energy is key. Uh huh.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: You know that's why I love the morning. That's how
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: you kick off. You did that right, Jake. Listen, I'm
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: gonna get you out. Javie will start you off with
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: two feet. Let's let's walk a rate. Let's do a
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: fifty yard start from here. Y'all think seven miles is crazy?
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: I did this thing. You guys know, I'm signed by Nike.
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: I'm motivating inspire. You understand that there's an athlete within
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: all loves. That's my that's my that's my structure. But
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: we went to I was in Milan and I went
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: to this thing called Breaking two. So it's this guy
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: who's the world record holder for marathon. He was trying
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: to run twenty six point four miles in less than
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: two hours. Okay, this was his goal. This man averaged
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: a four minute in thirty five second miles for four
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: He ran up went marathon in two hours, and I
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: think it was twenty four seconds. My friend Wayne, you
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: guys know Way ran a half marathon. Let me just
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: give you an idea. How fast is it? What's is
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: thirteen miles in three hours? Wayne did in three hours? Right?
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: That means that this man La came back, sat down,
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: I used his lads, got up, then an interview, showered,
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: got out of the lock, went home and saw on
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: the TV that Way just got done. I never in
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: my life seeing anybody running this fast in my life.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: In my life, but I'm about to do something. Mats okay,
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: but I don't want to say yet, but I'm a
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: gonna do something. Really, I'm in I'm in full fledged
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: shocked the world mode right now. I got some I
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: got some announcement, but I have to say I was
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: shocked when you walked through the door of this morning cut.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Looked like somebody drew me. Yeah, you're about begging your
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: cake and it will be scratch. You look good, Kevin,
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: you do I heard just talking about my friend. Yeah,
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: you never said nothing about I never said anything. I
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: would beg you a cat show. You don't want to
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: talk about having a I want to thank thank you.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Think it looks nice. I think it's a nice gesture
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: for behalf to get the cake. Tommy, you want to
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: help with the cake, we should both put our hands
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: in this case. Captain Underpants is the name of the movie.
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: I can't make this up. Life Lessons is the name
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: of the book that's gonna be released on Tuesday, June six,
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Team just a June six, I should say, just in
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: time for Father's Day. But you can pre order it
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: right now, right, Yes, you can pre order the book. Man. Uh,
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: it's available on Amazon. You can go to Barnes and
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Nobles dot com. Uh. Look, guys, blood, sweat and tears
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: and poured into this. This is honesty at a different level.
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: Like I said, it's the good, the bad, and ugly,
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: and I feel this information is important. My journey is
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: one of a lot of struggle before all the success came.
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: And I have no problem with sharing that because ultimately
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: I think people are gonna benefit from it. So support
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: it drops June six, Captain of the Pants in theaters
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: tomorrow today. That's what I said. You listening, what's your issue? Like?
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: What you don't see it? Goodness? Christ I mean you
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: all over the place with this attitude. We don't everybody,
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: you gotta let me finish with my tea, I say
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: to that's what good Christ. You're listening to Steve Harvey
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: Morning Show. Kevin hard our special guest this morning. What
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: a morning Kevin on a morning Steve's out has been out.
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: We gave him the day off because you know he
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: works a lot. He's over hosting Steven Egypt, uh Brazil.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: You know he's got about ten more talks, ten more
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: game shows, TV shows, all of that working out. So
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: we invited Kevin being here. Steve is at a home
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: depot convention currently hosted. It's some of the best wood
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: chip present and it's good. So I came down to
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: hang out. So Steve Harvey Nation, please go and support
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: Kevin's movie today. It's called Captain Underpants. It is in
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: theaters right now, right now. But Kevin, I wanted to
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: get serious for a minute to ask you this Monique
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: has been in the news so much lately. We don't
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: have to go over what she said or anything, but um,
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: we know she's been in the news. She said some
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: controversial things to say the least, I just wanted to
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: get your take on it. I know you're a fellow comedian,
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: your friend I am. I mean, listen Monique for years
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: Monique is is I call her aunt Nique. You know
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: what I mean. When you go back to soul playing,
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: Monique was there with me, looking out for me. When
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: I was younger as a comedian. I remember running into
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: Monique and her always giving support and love, and I think,
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: you know, I can't tell that woman how to live
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: her life. For what to do? You know she whatever
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: that issue is. I would hope that they can all
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: get together. You know, at the end of the day,
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: you're looking at people that mean a lot to entertainment
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: and to our community and being Lee Daniel's Oprah, and
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: they're all being in Tyler period, all being viewed, uh,
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: you know by by this younger generation of of people
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: that are looking for ways to understand the business. So
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: I would not encourage fights. I would only encourage solutions,
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: and hopefully they can find one. What's your what's your
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: take on Tiger woods Man? It's tough man. You've see
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: what he's been going through, and you know, look, a
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: divorce can take a toll on anybody, you know what
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: I mean, And that was a major one. I mean,
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: you took forty something million from that man. So if
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: if I was that cop, you know, I would let
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: Tyler just take a nap and I'll come back, take
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: a nap, and I'm gonna come back and wake you up. Man,
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: I know you're going through on my car. I don't
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: like kicking people when they down. Man. Some sometimes I
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: would have. I would have just all right, Tyler, get
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: in my car, let me take you home, come back
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: and get this in the video. It always comes out
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: it's a guy like you know, how do they get
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: that video set somebody getting shot and then find it.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: They got tigered, They got the tiger walking uh with
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: the shaky legs. They got those are men? Those are men. Yea, yeah,
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: that's what that is. It's back. It's not alcohol his
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: back because he just tapped back painkillers. Of course, pain killer.
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: I took a painkiller with some cake one time. I
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: wasn't well, my friend, Jamal. What I'm saying is that
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: the point that I'm making is that I wasn't right,
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: my back was hurt. Whatever. Don't you guys are full
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: of judgments judging you captain underpants in theaters today. I
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: can't make this up. Life lessons is your brand new book.
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: It's coming out Tuesday, June six. Yeah, pre order it
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: right now, filled with lessons from Kevin. Yes. Man, Look,
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: a lot of stuff is going on constantly building a brand.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: More importantly, I'm about the people, man, and I want
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: to keep giving you guys, content, material, things that you
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: can have that can make you laugh at the end
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: of the day. Laugh. There's important brains every closer together
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: in the world. And that's my job, that's my duty.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: I take that job very serious, man, So go see
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: Captain Underpants supported get the book. I can't make this up.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Life lessons Kevin Hart drop of June six, and I'm
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: coming out with more, more, more, and we'll be back
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: with more from Kevin Hart. You're listening to the Steve Show,
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: all right. Our fear Loss leader Steve Harvey is out today.
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: Our friend and family member Kevin Hart came in to
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: take over and to be with us all morning. And
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: what a morning it has been. And we want to
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: thank you, Kevin. This is our last break of the morning.
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: We want to say thank you. We appreciate you. Don't
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: forget and go see Captain Underpants today and get the book.
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: I can't make this up. My lessons. Yeah, this's is
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: out Tuesday, June six, But before we go, I have
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: to ask you this. You know, I'm all into sports,
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: So who do you have with Kevin? Who do you have?
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: You have, um, the Cleveland Cavaliers or do you have
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: the Patriots? I mean the acknowledge that pay tricks start
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: off by saying it's gonna be a lot of different
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: balls in this series. So that's where it times tough
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: because you know, you don't ye, it's no yeah, Tim
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: tom Brady is one of the best point guards in
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: the so you gotta job. You gotta understand that. We
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: gotta understand that. And my thing is, if if Cleveland
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: don't have own equipment, it's gonna be tough. Patriots, the
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: page is gonna come out hitting, They're gonna come out here.
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: Boys don't have own equipment, Somebody, somebody gonna get hurt back.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, everybody grown, man,
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: So you know it's gonna be yeah, yeah, that's it.
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: Uh no, man, look the calves and awards, this is
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: this is shaping up to be possibly one of the
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: best finals that we're going to witness. Man. And I
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: am I am now I am now I'm witnessing history.
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: You know, this year, Russell Westbrook made history. You know what,
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: That trip double surpassed one of the great um Yeah, yeah,
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: Russell got it. Us got it, Russell rust we got
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: m VP. And now you're looking at Lebron. He's surpassed
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: Michael Jordan the playoff with a career time of playoff
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: points and that history can be made again. There's a
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: lot of pressure on Kevin Durant if he doesn't win
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: this final, he's going to be under scrutiny. Lebron is
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: trying to be a role block in that destination of
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: Kevin Durant is getting to There's a lot of stuff
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: that's playing a major part here. And as a basketball fan,
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: I am I am glued, and I'm watching and I'm
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: locked and loaded. Man, But I would love to see
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: Lebron do the unthinkable and go back to back. All right? Uh,
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: you and t I have something going on as well
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: about producing a TV show with Tip about the life
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: in the studio. You know, there's another world that exists, uh,
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: that people don't know about. So I said, what if
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: you pulled that curtain and we told that story but
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: from the eyes of the people that work in the studio,
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: not the entertainer. So that intern, that receptionists, you know,
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: that runner. Those are the people that a rate in
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: the studio twenty four hours a day, and that's who
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: sees everything, the good, the bad, the ugly. And I said,
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: there's a show in that and Tip, who better to
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: have studio stories than the guy that's seen it all?
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: You know from from everything. Tip has been in there,
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: so we can pull from him to get all of
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: the stories and all of the good juice that we want.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: And we've developed it into uh, what could become a
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: dope series. Showtime is now interested in the pilot, so
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: we're gonna shoot it and let's see what happens. Okay,
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: got that producer, had got the producer? Happened the man
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: that owns an work? Yeah? Network dropping like June, all right,
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: you know the last time you were here, you were
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: hadn't gotten to married yet, you were on your way.
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: Yes to the altars, congratulations, thank you for coming up
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: on a year. Tom Fly, Yes, you know, and your
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: beautiful wife Nio is pregnant child. Now my boys can
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: swim as they can swim up there. Man, they're doing
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: a good job, and you're having a boy, having another
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: little boy. I know, having wanted a girl. My daughter
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: was was a little p old about it. You know,
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: she wanted a girl real bad. I didn't want another girl. Um,
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: I can grow record and say that I got one.
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: That girl deserves all the love that girls a love.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: We are we are, So I want this. I want
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: this last name to live on uh and continue to grow.
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: So I'm happy that we got some heart men now
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: my son and my son soon to be and you know,
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: hopefully that's it. Hopefully that's it. But I don't I
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: don't run my household. I don't know what this woman. Listen,
- 1:38:41Speaker 1: how have you changed? How has marriage? This marriage changed you?
- 1:38:43Speaker 1: And everything? What's going on now? I just know how
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: to shut up. I know how to shut up questions.
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: My wife is the king of questions. I don't even
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: I don't even listen. It's so she just back to
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: back shot like, hey, what're you doing today? You're gonna
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: eat over time? If you do eat, what time you're
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: gonna go do that? And then you'll probably do what
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: You're gonna go to the gym after that, and then
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: when you you will come back to the house you're
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: gonna go somewhere else. I just want to know, so
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: that way I know what to do. But if you
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. If you didn't not you,
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: you literally didn't take a break, and that I don't
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: like it. She asked me did I eat? When she's
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: been with me? But I love because she's so cool.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: Though she's very cool, yeah, very until she does stuff
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: like that when we we just woke up, like I'm
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: with you. You saw me wake up with you. You
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: actually woke me up. So if you asked me did
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: I eat, it's kind of stupid because you just saw you.
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: I'm butt naked, I'm not a babe. I ain't been
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: down steps the first you just you just told me, babe,
- 1:39:44Speaker 1: get up because your alarm clock is going on? When
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: did I eat? In between? When did I eat that
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: some of under the pillow? Like dude, I'm dude, I
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: got a Snickers up my pillow and my snacking through
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: the night and I and my little sneak. But she'll
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: be dead serious this, You'll get mad. I'm only asking
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: you so if you are hungry, I can make you
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: some neat to ask me in my hungry Are you
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: asking me. Yet it's two different questions. Yeah, so is
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: she eating crazy stuff she having? I'm very real. As
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: of right now, she's she's all her healthy stuff. She's
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: but you know, this is baby number one for us.
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: She's excited. She's in the books reading how to make
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: sure that I'm strengthening the baby's brain. Baby, I'm eating
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: walnuts because they say that this is this is brain food. Baby.
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: I'm look, I got this pillow and they say if
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: I laid like this, this helps the baby. But it's
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: bad she's but as of right now, it's a good experience.
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the crazy you're planning on being in
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: the hospital when the baby's born, and all that top
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: on the top half you got behind. I don't want to.
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: You're not gonna show me that. I got to get
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: back in there. Captain underpan, Captain underpans in theaters today.
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, love you so much, guy. Always appreciate you always.
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