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Happy Born Day Big Dog - 01.17.18 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving the ball just
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  Speaker 1: like the Melican buck bus things. And it's touble y'all
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  Speaker 1: me true good to the hut. Yeah, one to move
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  Speaker 1: to other for stout hobby. Why don't you join? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well hobby joining me? Honey. You got to turn, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go. You gotta turn you to turn love turns
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  Speaker 1: to love. You got to turn out to turn turn
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  Speaker 1: water wanter y, comey, come on your thing, dad, I
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  Speaker 1: should win a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now one it only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. I was talking with my wife
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  Speaker 1: and she said something her father always used to tell her.
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  Speaker 1: Uh Pop Bridges used to tell her all the time,
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  Speaker 1: just because you can do something don't mean you should
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  Speaker 1: do it. You know, I can't tell you how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've had to learn that in my life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: just because you can do something does not necessarily mean
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  Speaker 1: you should do it. You know, I could tell people
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  Speaker 1: off oftentimes, but it don't mean I should do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I could go here and set the record
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  Speaker 1: straight a lot of times, but it don't mean I
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  Speaker 1: should do it. Well. I've learned a lot in that
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  Speaker 1: lesson folks, and because I have a relationship with my creator.
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  Speaker 1: What it's done is it's allowed me are to learn
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  Speaker 1: even more how to stay still on a lot of
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  Speaker 1: issues that's troubling me. It's taught me over the years.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned it the hard way. I do want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand that that sometimes it's better to be still.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's better to just let God handle a situation.
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  Speaker 1: That's hard to say, man, And I know it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to say because we think as people. But if I
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  Speaker 1: do this, I would feel better. If I do this,
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  Speaker 1: they would know it's coming from me. If I do this,
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  Speaker 1: now there feel how I feel. See. But that's not
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  Speaker 1: always the best way though, I found in my life. See,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta like old people used to say, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta let go and let God. Sometimes you gotta do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, man, I learned a lot
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  Speaker 1: from my mother being a Sunday school teacher. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, when she was when I was young,
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was just an old, old person just
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  Speaker 1: talking to me. I didn't get it. You know, how
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  Speaker 1: you talk to You know how your parents used to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you and you didn't get it, and they
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  Speaker 1: used to always say, well wait till you have your
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  Speaker 1: own kids. You would get it then, and showing off
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  Speaker 1: you got it then, Well, I'm the same way. I'm
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  Speaker 1: no different you know. I don't have no different life
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  Speaker 1: than you. You know I have no different upbringing in you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no different different ways that I can
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  Speaker 1: live and you can't. You know that I gotta live
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  Speaker 1: by the same laws of the land that you gotta
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  Speaker 1: live by. I gotta obey the principles of success. If
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  Speaker 1: I want to be successful, I got a bam and
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  Speaker 1: you know, and if I want to go to heaven,
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  Speaker 1: I go. I gotta do what God tell me to
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  Speaker 1: do as many times as I can. Now, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it all right, but he understand that, and
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  Speaker 1: I just get on with the best I can. But
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  Speaker 1: so many times, man, we get stuck. We get stuck
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  Speaker 1: right there man, worrying about you know how how it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come across and and what you know, I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of going around here because I'm trying to find a
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  Speaker 1: way to tell you this that that that you won't
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  Speaker 1: get twisted hit the bottom line. You gotta let go
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  Speaker 1: and let God. You have to allow him to do
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  Speaker 1: it his way. See my way. I myself to a
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  Speaker 1: certain point, but to go further, I had to let
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  Speaker 1: God have it. You know. I found out I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: all that good a driver. I found out I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: all that good of all explore with a map. I
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  Speaker 1: found out my comper skills was oftentimes a little bit off.
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  Speaker 1: I found out that my map reading skills wasn't what
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was. So I had to let go.
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  Speaker 1: I had to let God. And you gotta understand that
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  Speaker 1: God works in mysterious ways, you know. And right how
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  Speaker 1: often had I thought it was over for me? But
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  Speaker 1: what God was doing was he was teaching me a lesson.
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  Speaker 1: He was showing me something that I needed to know.
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  Speaker 1: He was allowing me to experience some things. But he
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  Speaker 1: didn't let me go under. You know how they say,
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  Speaker 1: God and never put more on you than you can bail.
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  Speaker 1: He won't let you go under. And but he did
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  Speaker 1: not say. You know, it's like the scripture that Bishop
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  Speaker 1: Olmer taught me when I was going through that traumatic
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  Speaker 1: thing on the internet. Man, it was really really mad
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  Speaker 1: trying to destroy what I had worked for and my family,
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  Speaker 1: and it is new life to God had presented me.
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  Speaker 1: And the devil is busy. Devil don't like to see
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  Speaker 1: you happy. So here he comes. He puts you under attack,
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  Speaker 1: and here comes internet and everything. And my kids are suffering.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, here here comes God. Though, see, God
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  Speaker 1: don't put more on you than than you can. Bad
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  Speaker 1: Bishop almost sent me a scripture. He sent me Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: forty three one and two. And then that scripture it
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  Speaker 1: says to the effect that you can walk through the
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  Speaker 1: water the rivers, and the water won't overcome you. But
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  Speaker 1: then it said you can walk through the fire and
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  Speaker 1: you will not get burned, nor will kindling set upon
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  Speaker 1: your clothes. I learned something very valuable that day. See
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  Speaker 1: God sent me through something, but he was showing me
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  Speaker 1: something too. Now he didn't do it. See, God didn't
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  Speaker 1: bring that calamity into my life, because in Isaiah fifty
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  Speaker 1: four seventeen it says clearly that if anyone comes against you,
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  Speaker 1: it will not be my doing. But he now, this
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  Speaker 1: is what promised you when people come for you, though, see,
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  Speaker 1: and this is what I learned. That's why I have
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  Speaker 1: no fear of the people coming anymore, see, because I
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  Speaker 1: learned that. But God had to send me through a
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  Speaker 1: traumatic experience in order for me to learn that. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have a testimony without a test you know, understand.
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  Speaker 1: You can't learn nothing without a lesson. See. So what
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  Speaker 1: he did was he allowed that internet thing comes cross
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  Speaker 1: into my life. But he taught me something. And Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: forty three one and two was and you can walk
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  Speaker 1: through the fire and not get burned, normal kindling set
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  Speaker 1: upon your clothing. So what that said to me was,
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  Speaker 1: even though you're trying to do me and it's fire
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  Speaker 1: all around me, I won't burn. But when it's over,
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  Speaker 1: kindling won't set upon your clothing. What that showed me
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  Speaker 1: was and what it taught me was not only would
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  Speaker 1: I walk through the fire and not get burned, but
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  Speaker 1: there would be no signs that I was ever in
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  Speaker 1: the fire. There's no signs of it. But now hold
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  Speaker 1: up though, now he go to part though that I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn even though you can walk through the fire, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and even though you're being flames and scorching all around you,
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  Speaker 1: if you trust him, he ain't gonna let you burn.
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  Speaker 1: But now hear what he did not say though he
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  Speaker 1: did not say that it was not going to be
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortably hot, wickedly hot in there. He didn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: He just said you won't burn. And when it's over,
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  Speaker 1: it won't be no killing on your cluse. It won't
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  Speaker 1: be no signs that you was in the fire. See
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  Speaker 1: what happened to me was after they tried to destroy me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me show you what God did from it. Not
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  Speaker 1: only did I not not only did they not accomplish
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  Speaker 1: what they set out to do, but when they was
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  Speaker 1: through with me though, when they was through throwing the
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  Speaker 1: gas and throwing the fine, throwing their hate and writing
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  Speaker 1: it in lyne and creating all these names for themselves
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  Speaker 1: so it could look like more people was hating. When
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  Speaker 1: they got through with all that, Look at me, man,
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  Speaker 1: Look what he did to me. Look what he did
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  Speaker 1: from me. Because he taught me something that day. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm sharing it with you because God will do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for you. But you gotta trust him though.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get in there and you got to
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  Speaker 1: let him do it. You gotta let him handle it.
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  Speaker 1: So just like Pop Bridges talk my wife, Margie, just
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  Speaker 1: because you can do something, don't mean you'll to do something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could go down there and straight in the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: But should you though? Yeah, you can go down there
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  Speaker 1: and tell them all. Yeah, you can go down and
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  Speaker 1: stand up and make sure they know it's your voice
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  Speaker 1: that they're here, and you can get in their face
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  Speaker 1: and make a scene. But should you though, or should
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  Speaker 1: you let go and let God see? So before we
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  Speaker 1: run all out in the streets and somebody that that
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  Speaker 1: that that were forming these groups and somebody go out
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  Speaker 1: there and do something crazy, let's hold tight. Now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying don't go out there, but you gotta watch
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  Speaker 1: who you go out there with, because somebody crazy you
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  Speaker 1: could be. You can go down there with peace in
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  Speaker 1: your heart. Somebody this side, I'm gonna throw a brick
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  Speaker 1: through here and bust a wonder. Hold up, partner, hold
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  Speaker 1: up there, and what we're down here doing. So. See, sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta let go, and you gotta let God. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta let God have a situation sometimes and you get
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  Speaker 1: it in and do the things that he tells you
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  Speaker 1: to do. See Bishop woman and taught me a lot.
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  Speaker 1: He had another book out and he said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: knowing God's voice or something like that. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: the title, But I never really knew the definition of
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  Speaker 1: how do you know as God's voice talking to you? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he clearly made a statement. God's voice has no sin
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  Speaker 1: in it. See anything you're talking about. Whenever you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: him back. I'm gonna write a letter and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell him down at his job. If it's sin in it,
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  Speaker 1: God ain't in it. See thats you now, God's voice
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  Speaker 1: has no sin in it. So when you say God
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  Speaker 1: told me, be careful, because God ain't never told you
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  Speaker 1: to go do nothing wrong, that ain't what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: And I learned that too. It's a lot, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sharing the day. I hope it helps somebody today
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  Speaker 1: get through a difficult time because the show has helped me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just talking to myself now because i got
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  Speaker 1: another one I'm looking at. I'm dealing with it though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all good. Please know you're listening. Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, adults,
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  Speaker 1: old people gather around. Today is the day that the
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  Speaker 1: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: today is January seventeen. That's one seven black seventeen on
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  Speaker 1: a roulette wheel. Huh one and seven on the crap table,
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  Speaker 1: which is craps snake eyes, I get your money took
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  Speaker 1: and seven to get your money took after the point
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  Speaker 1: is made, gamble talk sure only good morning, Happy birthday, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it cracking up in here. You know what
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  Speaker 1: day it is? Color Yes, Happy birthday, Steve Harvey. I
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  Speaker 1: was letting surely finished. Happy birthday, Eat your birthday. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday up, Jake. Your big sunglasses are in the mail,
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  Speaker 1: the ones that go over your glass from some blue blockers,
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  Speaker 1: Blue block Birthday. They're coming some blue blockers food. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday six to one and young my uncle. When you
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  Speaker 1: say it, how you feeling, man? How you feeling? It's
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  Speaker 1: crazy man, because I'm grateful to be hire. What I
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  Speaker 1: do like about it? You ain't breathing like Jay breathing breath?
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  Speaker 1: What is that hippy breathe you about? Four years later,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna do something about that? Checked out about did
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  Speaker 1: you run to work? What passage that shut down somewhere?
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  Speaker 1: Shut was told forever? I'm not a feeling, don't do
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  Speaker 1: anything yet. Oh day is just getting started. Not him
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  Speaker 1: at night though. That's how you wake up every day though,
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  Speaker 1: to see what Trump did last night? You just check
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  Speaker 1: your text see if we still has anything gone? What
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  Speaker 1: did he say? What did he what did he say?
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  Speaker 1: Every morning? Right, No, it's always something. Well, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a great day to day. My family is in town.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have ah. All I wanted was just a dinner.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I wanted. I don't want nothing. No, don't
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  Speaker 1: buy me nothing. Is that because you have everything or
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  Speaker 1: what you know? Let me just put you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need nothing. You don't need nothing. You don't need I
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  Speaker 1: don't need anything. You got to take you to Chuck achieve.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta do something that's impressive. I don't fit on
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  Speaker 1: nothing that Chuck and Chee. Everybody can't go to Chuck
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  Speaker 1: and Cheese like you for their birthday. Come all right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, birthday boy, Coming up, birthday boy. Something funny.
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  Speaker 1: The crew has some questions for you. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at yeah. Well, oh yeah, you're listening to Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for something funny. We are honoring the
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  Speaker 1: birthday boy today, the one and only Steve Harvey. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna learn more about Steve I mean, we know a
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  Speaker 1: lot about him, but he's celebrating his sixty one birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: A man to that because you know the alternative, right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, man. I'm pretty flying forna, you know, still crazy,
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  Speaker 1: funny all of that. But so all right, so the
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  Speaker 1: crew wants to interview you today. All right, First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna's just say, lose the attitude because we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask you just answer. We're going there. Yeah, so this
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  Speaker 1: is yes you alright, alright, so here you can still
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  Speaker 1: get cussed out, all right. You know his nerves are
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  Speaker 1: bad and oh my god, tight right, yes, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll kick it off Steve, and you breathe loud around him.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some problems with that. Alright, Steve, what was
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  Speaker 1: your first if you had one, what was your first?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm getting old? What was your first? I'm getting old? Moments?
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  Speaker 1: I play in a game of basketball in Dallas after
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  Speaker 1: the radio show with Gary Sanders, and I was just
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  Speaker 1: I was just standing there, man, and a ball came
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  Speaker 1: off for the rebound, and I just got the rebound.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't nobody around me? Told meniscus in my knee shoulder
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  Speaker 1: just right down for no I mean, dog, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: was nobody trying to get the rebound butt me what?
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  Speaker 1: There was nobody around. I wasn't checking nobody. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: trying to shake nobody and none of that. It just
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  Speaker 1: told my meniscus and that's when I went, Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: probably it for mesca because it sounds like a wine.
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  Speaker 1: It really does fibular in your thigh, in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of you when you when you're ripping. You know right away, hug,
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  Speaker 1: you know exactly what it is. Huh, all right, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy ahead, what is the most expensive thing you have
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  Speaker 1: ever held in your hands? Most expensive that you've ever
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  Speaker 1: held it? Yeah, because you can't hold a house store
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  Speaker 1: plain in your hand. Okay, held in my hand and
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  Speaker 1: ring as then Marjorie's floding ring. Yeah. Are your nerves
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  Speaker 1: more ginger down than they weren't back in the day. No,
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  Speaker 1: They've always been the same. They consistent. I've been I
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  Speaker 1: was voted most difficult in high school. I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a lot that could get on my nerves back then.
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  Speaker 1: But the more I got the motives out on it,
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  Speaker 1: So I've been this way really my whole life. I
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  Speaker 1: really have not changed. No, No, I have been fed
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  Speaker 1: up with people the majority of I was voted most
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  Speaker 1: difficult in high school six Yeah, I was just I
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  Speaker 1: was still with them. It's more things to get on
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  Speaker 1: my nerves. The people been on my nerves since I
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  Speaker 1: got more things that you're involved in. Yeah, so it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot more opportunity. But I'm the same person back
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  Speaker 1: when I had but just four things that got on
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  Speaker 1: my nerves. S Well, I mean, I mean he might
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  Speaker 1: have a point more money. I mean, you know he
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  Speaker 1: keeps accumulating. So you know, money does not change people.
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  Speaker 1: It just allows you to be more of who you
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  Speaker 1: really are. What is here? So let's deal with you
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  Speaker 1: always say that, so it must be true nerves? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I got a question. What is the dumbest thing you've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard a grown person say? Let me think, dude,
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  Speaker 1: want to stood up at the desk shuance come that
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  Speaker 1: work for and said, I ain't got to come in
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  Speaker 1: here no more. He said, what what? I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to come in here no more? Why not? What? Dog,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to come in here? Yeah? He made that.
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  Speaker 1: That was his decision that day. I don't need this
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  Speaker 1: is your only sauce of income. So what you don't
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  Speaker 1: need you might not need to trash you taking off
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  Speaker 1: these people, but you do need to check that come
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  Speaker 1: with your tray. So you can't love that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need this no more into one sentence because they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: feck a series of other things a month later. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can let you man and man, let me hold a
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. You had a job. You had a job.
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  Speaker 1: I was there with me, announced Smith. All right, U.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: So what is the song, no matter what it is,
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  Speaker 1: that puts you in a good mood? Winning fire. That's
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  Speaker 1: the way of the world. Earth winning fire, can't hide love,
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  Speaker 1: earth winning fire loves holidays the Whole Morning After by
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  Speaker 1: Frankie Beverly. We played one of those on the jam
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  Speaker 1: that just do it for me, Michael Jackson, remember the
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  Speaker 1: time saying something time you remember the time when we leave?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Now? That was that's it. That was cut
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  Speaker 1: and the video, Yeah, I love the video too. Here
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  Speaker 1: it is. What's the stupidest thing you ever spent money on?
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  Speaker 1: I used to wear vests to church and I bought
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  Speaker 1: I wanted that chain on the button and watching watch.
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  Speaker 1: So I bought a pocket watch for seventeen dollars. Now,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, that was a lot of money from
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  Speaker 1: me back then. And the first time I clicked the
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  Speaker 1: button for the lead to pop open, the lead came all.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: So now my, my, my pocket watch is just a
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: stop watch on the chain. Here. I set the watch
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and the stem broke. So now I got a pocket
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: watch that ain't got a lead on it or a steam,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: so I could never set the time. And all my
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: partners at the church, what time is it coming up
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: right after this? And if you tell me in the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: frank phone called run that prank back, we'll be back
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: at after you're listening to the Steve Show. Coming up
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Miss Anna's gonna be
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: here to update us with today's national news. But right now, uh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do something a little different. We're going to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: continue asking Steve these questions, interviewing him on his birthday
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: because if you can't tell he actually likes this by
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: his nerves, you won't be able to tell that. But
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: he likes this. But Duke, we gotta get part two.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: He told us the stupidest thing was the pocket was
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: to watch before he got some money. Now, after you
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: got some money, what's the stupidest that wasn't breathing? That
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was a hin? What? Oh, what's the stupidest thing out
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: now that you have some money, a lot of it,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I think. For I understood private jet travel. Oh, paid
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: for a jet without understanding how to price them. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: tried to show off to my girl, right, So I just,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: dude said I got a plane available from New York
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to l A and back, and I went, cool, yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: let me have it. And I did not confirm the contractor,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: so my assistant just signed off on it and paid
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: for with my American Express. God, wait, hold up, by plane.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I just I charted a flight. I chart, I said,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: before I knew anything about private air traffic. I charted
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a plane from New York to l A and back
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to New York. And you know, just with the guys
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: we are talking. Dude, we're at this meeting, and he said,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I was a jet available, get you right there. I said, yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'll take it, and I gave him my assistance number,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: and she paid for with the credit car, but without
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: telling me how much it was. And the dude completely
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: ripped me off. She was just following your instructions. Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. I know, but normally to put
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: something on the credit card. She called me and confirmed first,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: but she thought since I was shiping out, Yeah yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: my Boston told me I just paid for it put
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: it on the car. Yeah. Man, I tried to say,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: what kind of ignorant money? He got? That? Right there? Yeah?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: How much was that? Right there? How much was that?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I paid a hundred seven thousand round trip round trip?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And how much shouldn't have cast? About sixty four? Oh man? Yeah? Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: y'all could have been on sideware for two and board
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: groupe that faced each other. I'm back in the day
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that was cool. The lion that ain't comfortable. I'm looking
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: at somebody I don't even know, right, it ain't the
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: way to look all right? My question, what is the movie?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And I probably know this because I know I've heard
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: you say it over and over? What is the movie?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You can watch over and over? Had Man braved the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: best thing? For you? What's your best scene? It's several,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: but when he rode into camp with his hands behind
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: his back on that hole after they had killed this girl, yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, he rolled in, hands behind my back. But
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I'm coming here, I'm killing everybody what's what's the phrase?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: He always shouts out, Come on that boy, you know
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you know My best scene when the king comes back
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to try to secure country for his son and he
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: found out that sacked York and the sun has a
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: boyfriend he throw and he pitched a boyfriend up. He said,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the kid who is this who speaks to me? Is
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: if I needed his opinion. He grabbed the board and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: told those boys, when you got to see the guards,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: go win what happened? And they look up and they
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: see the king. Okay, it's all good? Ever sne I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: love that, all right, Steve, here's one What is the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: foolproof way, the foolproof way you have of winning the argument?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Besides using facts, no facts, just you know this wins
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: them every time, hands down. My daddy always told me
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: this right here. If you tell somebody the truth and
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: they don't believe you, that ain't your fault. And that's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: how I get the argument. I just tell people. I said, look, man,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth now. If you don't believe it,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: what happened after this, this ain't none of my fault.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I feel how you want to feel? Case close. That
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: sounds pretty convincing. To a person. Yeah, say that and
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: it wins. Okay, Yeah, that's what I do. I shut
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it down. That's how I get it out, because it
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: sounds really convincing to say that. Again. Hey look man,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I'm my father always said, if you tell somebody the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: truth and they don't believe you, that ain't your fault.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: So what I when I'm tired arg and I say,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: look here, man, I'll tell you what. Listen to this.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I just told you the truth. You don't believe me,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that's cool. I ain't got nothing to do what happened.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do with what happened after this.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: But I hadn't told you and then I walk off.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: That's an incredible statement to make to a person because
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: they go, okay, he sounds pretty show. Okay, alright, Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: whether it's the truth or not, you say that, it's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: it's just like you leave a person stunned. Okay. What
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: we're doing is interviewing Steve Harvey on his birthday. He
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: turned sixty one years old today, So we're just finding
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: out more, that's right, Steve. We're just finding out more
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and more about you, I think, and I don't want
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: to answer all questions honestly, yeah, and with without attitude
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: or us getting You can't tell me that, all right,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: come along as I answer, give it to me. All right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: We're continuing with our questions. We're interviewing Steve on his birthday.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: It's he's sixty one today, so we have a lot
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: of questions. You think you know him, Oh, you think
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you know him? Come on, Tommy, I will be honest too.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I bet you are all right. You won't try for
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: murder that you did not hyperthe You won't try for
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: murder for a crime that you did not commit. Which
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: one of the people in this studio do you think
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: do you think would cause you to do life if
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: they had to come to the stands the one asking
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the questions? Who caused me to do life? If they
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: had to come to the stand Somebody called character. It's
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: just it's just that Shirley panics all the time. My
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: husband tell all the time she panics. Sley will not
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: mean no harm, but just her nervousness. Oh my god,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I just he just don't know. I just don't want
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to be here. I don't see I didn't see him
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: kill a day. So I'll be coming, he has said
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: he didn't like that. I don't know. I remember him
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: saying that. My husband tells me that all the time,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: calmed down nervous nervous customers. Oh god, alright, well listen,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: uh coming up after this more questions as we interview
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Steve on his sixty one birthday. Happy birthday, Steve, you're
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Happy sixty
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: one birthday to you, Steve Harvey. How are you feeling today?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: That's a question we haven't asked. I feel really good.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You know, it's really crazy because it just seems like
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I just had sixty. It don't even feel like a
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: year ago when I was on my birthday trip. But
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just grateful that I ain't had to repeat last birthdays,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you know, episodes, because you know, I've made them, made
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of mistakes in my life, man, trying to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: all all in the effort of trying to be more
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and do good or some of them just been flat
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: out mistakes. Man. So this year is off to a
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: good start so far. All right, this time, I was
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the biggest uncle Tom ever walked. Let that go, Let
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it go, all right, Look, let's do it this way.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: No I don't know me. That was last year. This
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: is this year. We're saying happy birthday to you. We're
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: saying happy birthday to former First Lady Michelle Obama. She
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: will always be our first Lady. Uh. Betty Bright Betty White, Yeah,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama. Betty White is ninety six years old. Uh.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Actor legendary actor James Earl Jones his birthday. Yes. Jim
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Carrey actor Jim Carrey d Wade from the Cleveland Cavs birthday. Yeah. Uh.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Mari Povich ray j it's his birthday. To day rapper
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Little John yea day. Yes, I didn't know that man.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Little Little John is seventeen. I know Michelle Obama seventh.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: She cost me a car one year. We have to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: have to say. Let me tell you this. First of all,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I was turned fifty seven. I was born in nineteen
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: fifty seven, and I was going to the Barrett Jackson
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Auto Show to bath a nineteen fifty seven Chevy Bellair convertible.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I've had the whole trip planned, had planned it for
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: six months. We get a call, Michelle Obama says, my
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: wife an invitation to her birthday party. It's on the
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: day that I'm going out to Barrett Jackson. So I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: told my wife, We're not gonna go to the White House.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Barrett Jackson because this is a pivotal year.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I'm turning fifty seven. I was born in nineteen fifty seven,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna buy nineteen fifty seven. The car's always
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: wanted the White House. I wouldn't have sense somebody to hello.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I mean no, I just you know you want to
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: because you gotta bid. You know, you can't just go back.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You gotta bid. You know, you gotta be it on
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the cars because it come across the auction block. So
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want nobody out there. They're going. You didn't
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: want them because you don't send nobody out the bed
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: with your money. If you could be on the phone,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: yeah you can do it. But I couldn't do it
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: because the phones aren't allowed in the White House. So
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I could have did that for you. So a couple
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: of more really important birthdays today, Steve the greatest of all. Mohammad, Yes, yes, yes, Mohammad, yes,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: and understand. And of course our baby, our baby of
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the show, Carlo's daughter is just Ali, didn't Carlo's daughter.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: We gotta remember baby, that's right. Oh yeah, to talk
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to to Tla and tsh ain't nothing great? Yes, yes,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: but when you go alive is alid and his meat?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I understand the people unite. I ain't no
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: mo because she ain't the is lady no more so
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I slides up a slot. So where's aliding this? Meet?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Ray John Ray jea know they we they probably how
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: they live. Yeah, but happy birthday to she makes ten
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: years old today. We're still happy you're listening. Steve Harvey
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, please introduced the butterfly. It
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: is time, you know the but I wanted you to do.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Steve Harvey, Happy birthday
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: to you, Steven. I know you don't like people about you, guests,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: but I bought you some stuff that you are really,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: really really gonna love. How about you three? Oh my god,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I did condition birthday and I just I love giving. Listen.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I bought you some Tommy John Kevin hot drives. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: know you were talking about end today. You gotta love
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the too, No, no, I gotta I gotta a double
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: X for you. But that's gonna be too small. You
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: gotta love. And then I asked about you a gift
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: certificate for a manny and petticure and it's for two.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: So I thought that's something that we would do together.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: But you got here and the seat and the seat
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: mas sid is you? And I love your nick, your back,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: your buns, it just beside you. And last when at
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: least you're gonna let it about you incredible box of
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: cigars from Costco. Oh my god, from Costco an incredible. Yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you get like nine tigars for like, I know you
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: better come and lost quantity seat. So about you something great?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even know the name of I just knew
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: that was eighteen. I said, let's gonna fill up his
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: let's canna fill up his entire hill a door up
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: something cigar from Costco. Okay, deal, I don't care if
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: they don't see with our smoke. But that's ok seven.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Like when people come to your house, they don't say
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: with our smoke. So what am gonna do with the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: nine A sick? I don't know what you're gonna do
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: with the cigar? Well, I'm just stuck up here with
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: nine d A sick and have some double X drows.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But anybody asked you to buy me no damn cigars
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: from Costco? Do you think the thought was nice? And
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: though it was real nice? But you know, okay, you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: can lead a draw that sounds crazy. I try to
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: get them on. But what about the man? Don't worrying
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: the package? What about the manny petty that we're gonna
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: do together. We have to you know, schedules together, so
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: we could do with the manny and petty and get out.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: You know, Steve, they take your foot and they put
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: it down in a plastic bag with hot wax. It's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: really good. You're gonna love it. So this is at
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the mall, the many patty. Yeah, this is like, yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: he can't go to the man I hate to say it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: He probably won't show up at the mall. Can't go
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: to the mall. Be up that trap and no mall
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: on the second float with my shoes off, which dog,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like it when you call him down next
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: to the subway. You can't, you can't. I can just
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: see you in your sun glances, the drowse about and
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the cigar about together. We got thank you, butterfly. We
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: gotta go coming up more of the show on Steve
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: harvey sixty one birthday. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, happy sixty one birthday to Steve Harvey.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: We have questions for you. I'm ready, man, this is
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: on this on this birthday. I'm from to let y'all
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: have it just said, look inside the mind of me
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and Lord, if I didn't have a little big shot
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: family feud, celebrity family feud, Apollo, New Year's Shows, Miss Universe,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe the stuff. Before we get to your question, Jay,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: let's not wash my moder. So let's go to the
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: building there with Pine Saw. Let's let's go to the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: phones before we get to your question. Jay, good morning, Hello, Hey,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: what's up? Good morning? You don't know anything? Said then
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a turner, good morning everybody. Hey my dog man. You
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: know it's another one of them epic milestone situation is
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: on the chundar showed up on the coulendar like just
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: as just as mostly important as Christmas or Columbus Day.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Columbus Day, I mean it just d Columbus Day. You
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: can't get you can't get by sheets. But on Steve
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the Harvard Day. You can go get tied. Yeah, I
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: don't you know with Christmas Chas, everybody got to give
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: it to Christmas. That's just what it is. But anything
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: outter that said, it's it's pretty It's pretty much me.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: It's the big bake. It wasn't. If it wasn't for
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the sething below. On the East Coast, people would be barbecuing,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: washing their cause and breathing hair on the porch like
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: hell y, it would be harsh racings. It would be
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: running with the bulls and people do so much stuff
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: to celebrate your birthday. That's running from the pit bull.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: That's differ. That's what you're doing, spoon, Yeah, running from
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the pit bull and still German shepherds and one dog
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: came nobody explaining that got out from the junkyard. That's
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the one that scared everybody. He's bogged, like he's sick. Man,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: A you doing man, I'm good man, everything is good man.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm back out in l A
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: for a minute, and you know I was albums still touring,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: so man, hey Steve, when we're gonna go to again,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: like you always throw it out there because people ask
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: me and I know you don't want to do it,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: but I mean, why are you where? I just thought
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: we were going back out on too again, just out
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: there while we're on the radio, and everybody like that
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: is a good idea. We were all quiet wondering is
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: he gonna do it? Cause I'm trying to figure out
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: how we discussed it, just putting out the lame Trump
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: y'all going on to it. Just be good good, it'd
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: be really good good good, Yeah, tremendous, man bad the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: thing that I was talking about. I'm just scared too,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: cause I saw Chappelle special on Netflix again. Oh dog,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: oh the last one start with the You know, I
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: don't pay no attention to the titles, that last one
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that he did. Even if you don't see the first one,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you should watch it. A dog, I hollered. I can't
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: say none of that. Oh yeah, is a little smith.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: But you you gotta hunt. You know you got a
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: hunty things going on, man, you can you You've got
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: so many stories that you know, it's hours and hours
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: upon hours. If I would, if I would be read miss,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: if I didn't use the the word you got a plethora,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: you better act like you got my word app. I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: call it big word app A dog dog saying, hang on, man,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: we got more when we come back, don't go no more,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: we got more with say it. Right after this, you're
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But come on, Steve, let's get back to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: said app where you could just pull out big words.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You don't need to know exactly what they mean. You
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: could just open up an app and had words like
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the cop your what is that? Yeah, several, there's a
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: lot of them. Man, Yeah, give me more. J Jake
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: got all. He always got one of two ready, dubious.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: We're talking about that weed on this show. A man
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: that birthday boys, I always man love you man An.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: We gotta go hit him this year. All right, let's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: do it for show. You know, I like when we
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: put our trips together, they'll be fun. We can't go
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: back to where we were last time. That for damn.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It was pre election. He was one of the boys.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he'd been drinking. It's like a
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: friend that it told on you in court. The way
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I feel about doing right now. Yeah, then they called
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: us learning to say happy birthday, Steve lorda girl, what's
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: up taking care of my man? I know? Ship yeah man,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: solid gave the kids to so them about to graduate
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: and the daughter and ship yeah yeah, he went. He
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: went on stage on the seventeenth birthday with me and
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: was I was performed. He opened for me. So he
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: wrote a kite little five minutes, about a minute and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: a half in shook. He wrote it, had wrote that,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: wrote some good stuff, but you know that real reality
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: of build on that stage hit him. The stage called
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: him on guard boy. He was up there like, oh man,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: oh man. Because I start yelling out jokes like a
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: soccer dad. Do the one with them on the side.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I'll pull to the side like a soccer dad. Do
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the push, not card trumpet. I'm shouldn't you hear him?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Because of me? Amen, y'all you enjoyed this day, man,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and let's hollow soul. It's got love for you bad ladies.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Jimmer sat in the tail. Ye yes, I right, nephew,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: come on with the prank for it today, this his birthday.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I pranked him. I tell it, yeah, it's a goal.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: If you ain't heard here go I pranked my uncle.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: So what did you saying I'm saying to you right now?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Did he turning on everybody? He chick, you ain't got
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. Man, That ain't my book.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: That's his damn book. Put him on the phone there
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I can tell him. I don't always stand to Steve.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He ain't writing about you. Ain't he a tall on me?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: You know? Told on my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: This book ain't got nothing to do with you. Man.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody's book, dude got something to do with me.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Because everything to Steve run if he was growing up
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: from the hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: He ought to go somewhere and sit down. Dog. No,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you gotta be dick right with your girl. If he's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: stolen my girl, he ain't got no business coming in
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: my house in my car telling every damn thing. So hello,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: who who who is this? What is it? Hold on? Man?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: This Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea? Man?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Listen here, man, Okay, I was gonna fall with your
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: neck you and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: hold up till you dude. I see you on the
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: front of essence. I see you on the on the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: family field, on your radio show, So why don't you
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I mean it, on everything, Steve. I'm riding the car
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: with my family. I gotta turn my radio off because
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: you're telling game. We grow sticking together. If I'm running
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the middle game and make my hands meet or whatever
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: it is, that's my goodness. You ain't gonna hold on
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: hold on old women. First of all, I don't know
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: who you are. I know you're done, but I know
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: who you are, and we listened to the show. First
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: thing you're gonna do, though, back up a little bit
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: dull because you're talking to me plays and see nobody
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: scared of you because you got money on what if this?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing doing no money and I ain't gonna
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: be too many. But just enjoy your life. You find
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the perfect why now when you you found the perfect person,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the perfect relationship? Okay, that's good, God blemming, don't put
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: God in this. Leave God out of this, because you
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: ain't calling from the God. Ain't gonna s people killed
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: me with that part right there. God bless you don't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: know God you don't want God bless me because you're
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: you onto something you want that running game. That's your problem.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Run your game. You can't get mad at me because
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: You out there doing what you want to do, like
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you all in this right here. Then you're coming to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: a damn about you. Man, see on how you want
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do, though,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you Craig, because I ain't
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: that make the playing field fail. Okay. You got the airwaves,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just telling you're
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a walking talking on. Hold hold on, This ain't got
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: nothing doing with the air waves. This ain't got nothing
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: doing with the media. That just me and you talking.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I talk to you personally, perstantly me and you can
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: talk anything. I don't talk talking me in there. You're
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: called you're talking all this yet see his people like you? Man, dog,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: you know why I wrote a book in the first place,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Because you're always somewhere up trying to act like you're
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: something that you win. Now you've got the sauce on
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: the phone. Now you're trying to make about money and
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to me, this just me and you're just two men talking,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: not what you want. And if there's two men then
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: talking in from one man to another, watch you just
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit down. It quit telling. First of all,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to sit down. You're already doing nothing
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: as it is. She was. Soon as somebody go out
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: and do something, trying to do something positive. You've got
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: someone shaking big shimmy ways like you sitting up in here. Man,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: want him to go sit down somewhere. I ain't gonna
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: sitting down, no damn where you can miss me with that.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I say what I want to say. And who are
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing, And don't tell
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what I
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every time I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: take a step, you take two steps, I call a
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: man killing. Hey, yeah, you don't kill me. Why don't
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you quit trying and do something you won't killing me, man,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: with that on you trying to do something? Why don't
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you do something? Dog? You shouldnt have been here talking
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to me about what you're trying. You tell of selling
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: that same thing to your people. You're trying women, you're
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: tired of me and trying. Still where you're gonna do something?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing something right now now you're talking here on
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the flower. You can be improving your relationship with your
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: don or whoever you're trying to get it together, But
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you're on the phone with me complaining because I wrote
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: a book. Man, don't read the damn book. You probably
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: ain't read it, no way, And don't watch the TV show.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: You probably ain't working enough to play the bill. No,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what a minute. You don't know nothing
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: about me? Okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I I don't want about your finances?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: This about you as a man. Man, If you don't
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: what y'all king here, what y'all do to me? To
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: what y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: on the email somewhere, you're always on the blog talking
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: about me. You don't even know me. Then when you're
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: giving me face to face. You want to bring up money.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: This concepts ain't got nothing to a bout money. I
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: ain't brought them money one time. It's about man. Who Now,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: why don't you do that right there a minute? No, Steve,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: it ain't about money now because you got okay because
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: your guy when you wasn broke, I bet that when
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you're at it, I want to know just what and man,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: just with when I was broke, I was working. I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: wasn't sitting on the phone crying to some other men
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: by what he making me feel with my wife. Yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: any time I take a step forward, you got me
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: took the two step round. That's why you ain't take
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: a step. Give me. I'll tell you something because you
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: got Franks off. Oh, I'm gonna call your break dog.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Today's Strawberry Letter.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The Strawberry
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Letter is up next, and wait until you hear this letter.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: But first, it is Steve's birthday, like we've been telling
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you all morning. And Jay, did you want to share
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: a quick birthday message to your friend Steve Harvey? Oh? Yeah,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: back in the day, Yes, I think that the only
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: thing that I would probably share that we had this
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: before cell phone, before texts, before anything. We had a
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: special way that we could talk to one another. The
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: word was may day. Whenever somebody said may day, you
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: knew one of us was in trouble, and your best
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: bet was to get to a cell phone with a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: roll of quarters. Because phone and the only way I knew,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: because I had to call my answer machee. Yeah, and
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: if he was j was on my answer machine and
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: said may day, I had to stop whatever I was doing,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: because you know, we were caught up in some strange situations,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: having needing places to stay. And if you got put
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: out of a place, that's amazing. If you run out
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: of money on the road, that's a may day. If
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: you lost your book with all your dates in it
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: where you were supposed to go, that's you know, keeping
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: it like a little journal. Oh, that was definitely amazing. Now,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: if you kept a journal of stuff you said and did,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: that's amazing. Made I don't know why he had one
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: of them. He had one of them and a girl
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: found it. Oh, and I knew the girl. So I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: happened to be going past the city that she was in.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: So when he called with the may day, and I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: called his machine back, and then I gave him the
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: number to the pay phone. I was gonna be standing
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: that waiting on it and fol thirty tomorrow, because that's
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: how you had to do. See. I would go find
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: a pay phone that was close to the rest area,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: get the number, and then send it to his machine
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: and then tell him I'll be there between three and folks.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: And I had to stand there wait, and then the
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: phone rang and it's him. He said, Man, she found
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: my daughter. I'm on the way. God. So I'm like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: a hundred fifty miles away. So I drive over that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and try to talk her down. You know, it just
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: probably wasn't no gig that way. Yeah, but you're going
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: by there because I'm always closer somewhere because our hell
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I was holding dog. I ain't got nothing to do.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I'm always closer. So after that, he came to my
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: apartment I had in Atlanta one time, and everything he owned.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I remember the picture we had where you had everything
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: ain't you own was on the on the floor. Everything
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: everything he owned he had Because you couldn't leave stuff
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: in the car. Yeah, you don't want to leave stuff
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: in the car. So he had he's everything just recorders, clothes, everything,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Everything I owned is in one picture in his apartment
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: on the floor. I had nothing else to my name.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I had nothing. I wish I had that picture. Hey man,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you remember that picture. This food had a picture of
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: him naked with some silver mercury wings on his heads
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and some silver boots. But he was naked, but he
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: posed in the highs my trophy pose, so you couldn't
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: see nothing, but he would naked. He had that picture
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like the FTD Man's. Yeah. No, I've never been in shape.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: No was us shaped? Now? Data loss right now? Ve?
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, man, I just man I had. I'm gonna
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: talking about everything I owned was in a picture. You
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: could see it. And I had this bag where like
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: if I was anywhere and I saw like some little bit,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: you know, a little mini mini balls or soap, Yeah, yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of them, a lot of shampoo
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: and little bitty bottle. Had just a little bunch of
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: that stuff in the bag because I would grab it
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: every time I saw it, because you know, I got
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: to wash up somewhere. All right, Tommy, take us to
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: the letter, please bugging up and hold on tight we got.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I got this visual, Jake, I got that picture. I'm
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: gonna find incent subject man problems. Dear Steve, I'm a
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: thirty eight year old lady. I am a successful lady
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: with a number of degrees on my own home and car.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I guess none of that really matters when it comes
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: to love. My problem is I know this guy who
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: wants to get back with me. We were together a
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: long time ago. We attend the same church and have
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the same friends. My friends keep telling me that I
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: should give the brother a chance. Now, Steve, he doesn't
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: have a car, nor a place to call his own.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: He is forty years old, no steady job because of
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: health problems, health issues. He will work. I do love him,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: but Steve, I want someone who can bring me something
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to the table. Who can bring something to the table.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I know love is important, but Steve, a little security
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: will help a little bit more. What do you think
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I need to do? Marriage is a serious step, and
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I've got to be sure. Prayer is the only way
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I know. I just wanted to get a male point
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of view. Okay, I'm a female, but you don't care
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: what I got to say. But anyway, I say this
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: man problems. You're a successful lady, you've got three degrees,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: your own your own home and all that. You say
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: that doesn't matter when it comes to love, But I say, yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: it does matter, and it matters big to you because
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: you put it in your letter. These are great accomplishments,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: great accomplishments, so it should matter to you. Um, you've
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: worked hard, you're highly educated, your homeowner. I'm assuming your
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: credit is good and you've got it going on like that,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: So why would you want to set yourself up to fail.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: This man doesn't have a place of his own, you say,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a car or a steady job. These things
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: bother you. He's not ready for a relationship. I can
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now, because he's got too many
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: issues to work out. What he needs is a friend.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: He needs some support so he can get back on
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: his feet and be a real man. You said he
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: will work, so help him with his resume, you know,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: help him with his health, health problems and stuff. But
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: don't marry him. Don't get into a relationship with him
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: right now, and tell your friends to pull up on
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: this one. She in the relationship, She in love with it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: She got three degrees, she can find somebody. Let she
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: in love with it, man, and she's considering it. Yeah,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: what you considering? Going up? Alright, somebody and that this
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: is an accident? Up? Is this letter about you? Did
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: you write this? I wrote no letter? Alright, that's true, Right, alright.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response to today's Strawberry
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Letter coming back at twenty three after the hour you're
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: let's get to part two of your response to today's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. What you got, Dear Steve? Subject man problems.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Dear Steve, Now this is directly to me. I am
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a thirty eight year old lady. I am a successful
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: lady with the number of degrees on my own home
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: and car. I guess none of that really matters when
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: it comes to love. My problem is I know this
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: guy who wants to get back with me. We were
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: together a long time ago, we attend the same church
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: and have the same friends. Just wanted to get a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: male point of view. Well, here's a couple of things.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Need to dress first. Prayer is the only way I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: know other than righting in on the national radio shows,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you should put that in parentheses, because that's what you did. Now,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: So maybe you tied away non answer from God. So
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I maybe then here had come. Maybe this could be both.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm gonna try to help this woman.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: First of all, this woman has a number of degrees,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: got her own home and car. But then she clearly states,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: don't guess none of this really matter when it comes
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: to love. No, it don't, cause love is an emotion.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with your education, how much
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you got, where you stayed. Love just pop up at
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: any time, and it's hard to control. Now, Steve, he
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a car nor a place to call his own.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: He is forty years old right now. I know a
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: lot of people got calls, but the one man you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: know that's faulty ain't got a ride. Now, if you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: live in New York, you can use that. Cabs is everywhere, subways,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: public transportation. This ain't a New York letter. This letter
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: from somewhere else. Now, your man ain't got no car.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: That's a problem. He doesn't have a car nor a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: place to call his own. This is the critical line
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: in this letter. Nor a place to call his own.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: This woman is in the novel righting mode. Now, this
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: ain't how you're write about. No man nor a place
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: to call his own, because you know why, This is
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: why I feel sorry for him lying, which is what
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of women end up doing. You end up
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: bending around to your natural nurturing needs as women and mothers,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: and that nurturing thing y'all do. And now y'all want
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: to nurture a grown ass man nor a place to
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  Speaker 1: call his own? The hell you mean? Nor a place
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  Speaker 1: to call He ain't got no crib, he ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no house. How you gonna have a house? He ain't
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  Speaker 1: got a car. I can tell you a bunch of
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: stuff he ain't got when you farted and ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a car or a place to call your own? Something
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  Speaker 1: is wrong here, and the reason is you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a steady job. No, And she go right after that,
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  Speaker 1: no steady job because of health issues. He will work, okay, lady,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: hold on now, if he will work, how come it
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  Speaker 1: ain't working? What what health issues you're talking about? Now?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Either he got a bad back on his kiden is
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: his shot? What you one is? Okay? But I'm as
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  Speaker 1: saying if you got a bad back your ask gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get a job in a chair. If your
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  Speaker 1: kidn is this short, you ain't gonna be here long. No,
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  Speaker 1: how so, now let's really find out what we're talking
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: about here. His health issues? What health issues that causes
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  Speaker 1: you where you can't work? He ain't got no steady job,
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  Speaker 1: but he will work. If he'll work, he'll go down there.
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  Speaker 1: But hold up, though, when you ain't got no car,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: in no house, and you fart a whole lot, ain't
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: working you've been doing for all why on the reel? Okay?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: But now here we go. But Steve, I do love him,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: but I want someone who can bring something to the table.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you do. Every woman wants that your table full.
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  Speaker 1: You got degrees on your own car in your home.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're finn. Just move this dude in here, get
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  Speaker 1: some kids, adopt a baby. You want to just move
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: somebody in to take care him. Get it out, I say,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: get a dog now, now look here, look here. I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: know love is important, but Steve, a little security will
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: help a little bit more. Yeah, we'll see up. What
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: what do you think I do? I do love him, No, no, no, no, lady,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: you love who he is, but you don't love what
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: he is, and women get that confused sometimes. If you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: love who he is but you don't know what he
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: is to what he is, is gonna get in the
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  Speaker 1: way who he is all the time. Women do that
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  Speaker 1: all the time. You nurturing, and I can get him
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: through when you came, listen to me before I run
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: out of time. No matter what you do, you cannot
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: make all right. We got email us or Instagram. That's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my girl, Shirley,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: and don't forget to Please join me this Thursday for
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook. It starts
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  Speaker 1: at one thirty pm Eastern time. All right, David, is
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  Speaker 1: your birthday? You are sixty one years old. Today we
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: have a surprise for you. Let's go to the phones. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who is this this? Yeah? Girl, where you are you? Still?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't? You? Ain't back yet? All you? We don't
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  Speaker 1: celebrate your baby now, I'm trying to celebrate it, daddy records. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so what what? No? What do you want to ask you?
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  Speaker 1: You can say, we don't want to say. It's your
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: show and it's your wife you talking to all right,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: say it right now, go ahead information. So I mean,
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  Speaker 1: would you like to ask me coming in from a birthday?
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  Speaker 1: How long they got this gate? Really with you here?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: You bringing hand from with you? What would you like
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: chuck your big special day, sir. I want to just
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: come on to the house, to the house already know
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: your cake saying you want me to serve you to cana?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: What do you want? Okay, okay, cool heels at the outfit.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: That's all I got dinner? What part you on the radio?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to I mean, I'm happy. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: on this play, come home and start the next celebration,
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  Speaker 1: the next dase of celebrating these capricorns. Everybody, don't forget
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  Speaker 1: to pray. We'll get on play. I promise you, you
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  Speaker 1: know I always all right. You need to be in
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: the house, start down. They need to let him in
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: the gate up front. They don't know time. Thank you.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday in my love all right, coming up at
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  Speaker 1: forty one after the hour special guest on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: he's Diddy on your birthday, Steve. You're listening to the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, it's your birthday, so let's
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  Speaker 1: go to the phone. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday day, Stevie,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Steed. It is man,
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  Speaker 1: the reason I made it through college. And you know,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: the sun don't shine forever for this long it is here.
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  Speaker 1: Then we might as well shine together better than that
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  Speaker 1: and never because this befoon flessing who you don't do
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  Speaker 1: it better? Not Oh my diddy, it's apy, it's p Diddy,
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  Speaker 1: it's brother, love everybody. Then it was going on with
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: your boy. Oh man, it's the beautiful day. Blessed to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: have woken up, and especially on your born day. Chant
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  Speaker 1: ye Man, I appreciate you, Man. I always enjoyed talking
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: to you, and congratulations. I sent you a text the
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  Speaker 1: first night I saw the the hot new show on
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  Speaker 1: Fox fall before Yeah. Man, in a text, I say, hey, man,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: this thing right here, they get behind this. This thing
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: looked like a hit. Man. How you feel about it?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Did it? Man? Um, if it feels like a hit,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I'm excited about it. I'm gonna be honest. It's the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: most fun I'm having on television. Um. It's it's loose.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: It's about the about the competitors and the contestants and
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: We're just having a lot of fun and put together
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a panel of people that I've known for over like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: fifteen years each. Except for Megan Trainer, I've known Kalent
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: and Charlie Walk, I've known them over fixteen years and
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: were just up there having a great time, trying to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: make somebody's dreams come true. And that's what we've always
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: done our whole careers. And for me, it's it's like
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: really getting back to my routes because you know, I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: was in business. I was really boggled down with business
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: the last two years in touring. So to be able
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: to come back and to be able to create a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: platform for young artists to be seen and heard, it
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: is just incredible. Look, man, if you all haven't seen
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: this show, you have got to check it out. The
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: fourth It's it's really really a good show. So what
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: it is is we have we have four singers on stage,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: and anybody can challenge any one of those four singers
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: to gain their spot on stage because it will always
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: only be four. Is that correct, Diny? So what's the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: fire party? Go ahead? Crazy? Part of it is it's
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: like vocal game of Thrones, the vocal with somebody could
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: just show up, Like we have two people showing up
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: this week that that we're watching last week, and they
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: auditioned and then they on the show this week. So
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: they went from there watching their home to being on
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the show in one week. And then when they could
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: pass us the panel, they say one song if they
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: kill at and they have the right to go challenge somebody,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: and then it gets it gives you a challenge. It
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: gets real combatitive, and they start talking trash to each other,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: want you don't want me and all that type of stuff,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: and then it goes down with the level of intensity
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: and the ruckis and the crowd makes it. It makes
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: it something new for the format, and it's just great TV.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Once you watch, you be hooked. You'll be happy, you'll
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: be entertained, and you know that that's hard to do
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: out here on television if you ain't Steve Harvey, everything
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: your hold dog, holding your Steve Harvey. Yeah, me and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: my mom My, mom's like watching TV by the kitchen table,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you know, and and the ship pulled me over and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: she'll be watching the marathon of the Family Feud and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I could watch that for ten hours straight and just
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: laugh and just be so entertained and so I'm dead
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm serious. You know I appreciate that too, man,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I really do. And y'all the first week was on
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: that right, big boy come out the crowd and challenge
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  Speaker 1: the little skinny pretty dude. Big boy wore his ass out.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about big boy. Big boy singing like a
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: grown man, and big boy took him out. Jay just
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: told me, big boy, somebody crush crushing young man named
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  Speaker 1: Jason Warrior right, that sunger John Legends. So he was good.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: He was so good because did he gave him the rule?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Did he say if you go on your knees and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you come up and you ain't right, so he's taking
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  Speaker 1: it out, that's right. You ain't supposed to help him
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: out now, But that young man was. He was hungry though.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: He don't boy, don't go have the big boy. Let
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: me have big boy, let me have yeah, And he won.
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  Speaker 1: The audience picked him. He was really good. I remember
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  Speaker 1: this show. I love that. It's really good. It's one
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: of those shows. Did he when you watch it, you
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: how much time I got left for go off? Because
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I know it's gonna go off. You know, it's really
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: good show. Really, I love Fergie as the host too. Yeah, girl,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah she can pull each other white yea, yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I like she white. Yes, that's right, Yeah, we can't.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he liked this. It's a sad on a
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  Speaker 1: black show all show. I understand. I understand where you're
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: coming with you though, Hey, did I understand where you're
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: covering from? I ain't said I was with you though.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Let me clarify this. All I got going? You noticed
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: that's black excellence all the way over him? Yeah, it's
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: one of the two sisters on the show. Did he
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: thank you? Thank you, thank you, thank you? Did he
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: say I was with man? Some man? You got to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: know the magic. Ain't nearly to say it. Ain't even
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  Speaker 1: know it's magic? No magic, you know? Did he I'm
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: gonna here. I'm not gonna disrespect you the four? Hey?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Did he hang on one second? Man, We'll be right back, y'all. Hey,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: stick around. We got more with Diddy as soon as
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: we come back. You're seen Steve Harvey Morning Show, all
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: right from the four? He is here? Uh special guests?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Did he called in wish Steve a happy birthday and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: to talk about the four? What a great show Peter
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: got broke off all his money, broke, I got broke down.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I'm down to the last four. Hey man, I'm gonna
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: tell you something else that I think is incredible on
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the show. It's real special you you and Calli's relationship
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: on the show. It's really special to see on TV.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I don't I haven't seen it on any of like
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: The Voice American Ida where they had the judges. But
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: for two cats to have such admiration and respect and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: genuine love for each other, but to go at it
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: but there's always in love. That's a really really great
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: thing to see. Yeah, I think did it. What happens
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: to the four winners? The people who win when when
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: you when you end up with the last four, what
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: happens to them? There's one thing I want to say
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: about the callous things, and I don't want to tell
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: you about that. The thing I'm very very proud of is,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I think in these times right now, we
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: have to look out for each other more, you know,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: we we we have to when we get in money,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: we have to like call our brothers and bring them in.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: We're doing something on television, bringing some black producers. If
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: we're doing a panel, we have to kind of stand
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: firm and say who we want to have. So when
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: when Um, when they had asked me, I said, the
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: only way I'll do it is if I did it
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: with DJ Khali because it was my brother. We had
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: a chemistry and I just knew that together it would
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: be right. But most importantly my thing was I wanted
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: to have, you know, make sure that I had diversity
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: in the show. When you look at the show, you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: have hip hop on there, you have like three of
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: the seek have African Americans on there. They're able to
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: sing whatever they want, you know, just being able to
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: do that. I think it's things that that we all
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: have to start to do. If if you have a
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: brother like Charlotte or somebody that you know it's talent
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: it you know, it's good for us to be out
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: there being seen doing work together. So it's like changing
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: the narrative. But when you see me and Kylie getting along,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: they don't show us on TV like that. They don't
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: they don't show that camaraderie. And then as far as
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: the people that when they win the thing that they
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: get the I Heart Radio Power pushed, that means that
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: you get you know, blasted all over the radio stations,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: so you have support for your first single getting played
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: in the heavy rotation. The big pridits that you get me,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: you get Kalid, Charlie Walk, Meghan Trainer, Um, Charlie Walking
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: on the emotional men in the game. UM Kalid is
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: probably one of the best digital marketers in the game
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: and also record makers. And you know, I feel I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: could be helpful all the way around. So you get
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: us with you after the show is over, and so
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: that's the big pride. Usually that these people win and
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: then they don't have a team after. But the team
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: is that you're signed to us and we're your team.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: I love when love that that. This show is incredible man,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Congratulations again brother, because I think you have a major
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: something that's gonna be around a long time. And also,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: you know, just from the business standpoint, this happens to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: be a it's the word I'm looking for, uh format.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: This is a formattic show. You have a formattic show,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: which means, you know, you go to London and sell
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: on this Australian selling China and sell it Japan. They
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: can speaking. Man, you should have heard the way I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: did a little big shots I had I had twenty
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: six people that I was training to host big shots
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: that couldn't speak English. You should have been at that.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Damn me. My black ass was really not caring whether
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: you're the student me or not. I just wanted just me.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: So I think that's what's gonna happen. Man. I think
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: when you all go uh to cans for the TV
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: for for milk, I think that this show sales big
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: man overseas. So congratulations man again. On another hit, Did
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: hey y'all listen this Thursday at a pm Eastern on
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Fox This Thursday at a p m Eastern on Fox,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: all new episode of the four. It's a battle for stardom,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: y'all and your boy callinan did he his day every night?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Along with let me get these names right? Began Trainer
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: and Charlie Walk and man, did he keep doing your thing? Boy?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you? Say it? Did he say it? Say it?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I love it? We're talking to you. Didn't love you? Man? Alright?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: So steve back to you on your sixty one birthday. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: So the crew is asking you questions because we know you,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: but there are a lot of things about you we're
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: learning today for the first time. So j I think
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: you're up with a question. You have a question, And
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: that's a question I asked my kids. It's us. Out
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: of all of your kids, Steve, which one of your
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: kids will give up everything they have to just physically
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: take care of you if you couldn't take care of yourself.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: M h. Winton would m my son, Stevie, would your
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: nephew would? I really believe Lorie would? And and and Brandy? Yeah?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: That that I think if something really happened, me will
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: give up all to take care of me. Winton, Stevie,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Lorie and Brandy. That's good, all right? Morgan got a child,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Carley got a child, Jay got kids. Dain't do damn?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: You in good health? And I ain'tmpressed about it? All right,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: here's the it's just Steve. What did you highly anticipate
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: that turned out to be a letdown? Huh wow? That question.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I really thought fame was something special. I thought that
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: fame was this wonderful thing that happened to a person
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: and it just smoothed out so many things for you
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: hard and you work hard and you get famous and
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: people cheer for you, and and and that that it was.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: I was under such a disillusion about fame, so delusional
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: about fame. It has turned out to be one of
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: the most difficult things to do. It's it's unexplainable at times. Back, yeah,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: but would you trade it though, No, it's do living
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: in that car having a pitch with all that was.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. We'll be back with more of the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Happy sixty first birthday to you, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to you, sir. Just one. It's also Carla's
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  Speaker 1: daughter's birthday. Yes, thank you for that. Surely my baby birthday, Dave. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter is ten years old two thousand eight. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. Happy birthday, sweetie Tasha. And she loves you.
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  Speaker 1: She loves us some uncle, Steve. So there you go,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday talk ten years old. I mean we remember
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  Speaker 1: when you are on maternity leave, Carla. This time goes fast. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Now you had a birthday party four times this past Sunday. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know there's a recent survey that says parents
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  Speaker 1: spend over five hundred dollars five hundred dollars for kids birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: Not my family, you know the birthday. Well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: we're talking like you wanted that budget. You take that
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  Speaker 1: right over the country, didn't you? Yeah, kicked it. They
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  Speaker 1: still down when they're coming back today to spend celebrate
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  Speaker 1: your birthday. So color, what did you do? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: did you go? Did you? We went big party bus.
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  Speaker 1: They we took them to one of her favorite restaurants
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  Speaker 1: and the dance gym. It gets expensive and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why these birthdays. Oh yeah, yeah it was. It
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  Speaker 1: was over five hundred. You're right, Steve. I mean you
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  Speaker 1: see it with your grandkids, don't you? You gotts see it,
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  Speaker 1: y'aller parents, Do you see that, Steve? Things kind of
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  Speaker 1: get out of hand with these kids these days. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's bought up. What damn thanks Giving?
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  Speaker 1: A patting zoo? Do that? I mean, not for Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: For Halloween? You do that? What if we pen animals
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  Speaker 1: for Halloween? Cut these puckers up and let's get through
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  Speaker 1: with this. Some hay in the yard, cut some teeth
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  Speaker 1: in these pockets, and let's call it a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: candy until they get sick. But if we got a
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  Speaker 1: patting zoo out here and then a t p they
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  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the Halloween. So then day
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  Speaker 1: in the backyard. The next day is Wednesday, So I'm
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  Speaker 1: off from TV on Wednesday. Right, So there in the
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  Speaker 1: backyard and the people come to remove the petting zoo
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  Speaker 1: now that the animals has gone, you know that eating,
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  Speaker 1: but the corral and all is still up and the
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  Speaker 1: Big six team for the high t pe. I'm out
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  Speaker 1: there at the pool smoking a cigar. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: my grandkids and damp and so I'm tripping. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: I'll run around the corner. Pop that damp. I said, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they gotta take TP back. Keep that ain't hours came
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  Speaker 1: that be long to the people right there, that damp
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  Speaker 1: pop by that da tap shut up crying about this
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  Speaker 1: damn keep not out. That's what I tell the dude.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, do my favor. Man, can you
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  Speaker 1: stop taking the TP down while they the lasses here?
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  Speaker 1: You learn when they go in the house, didn't take
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  Speaker 1: the TP down, but stop let them take your sir.
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  Speaker 1: I have to take the TP down. Thinking in that
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  Speaker 1: let me thinking, don't don't move the damn TP while
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  Speaker 1: the kids. Now I'm the hero, Huh, this ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stoped we come back, I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: all happened. You're listening Steve Hard Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Steve as we almost closed out of the show on
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  Speaker 1: your sixty one birthday. So come on part two of
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  Speaker 1: the TPS. I'm telling you that that day is in
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  Speaker 1: here and them grandkids of mine that day. They can't
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  Speaker 1: can't take you if you don't shut your points up
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  Speaker 1: crying about your this ain't you TP. I'm telling to
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  Speaker 1: do he man, stop taking tep down in front of kids.
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  Speaker 1: Just go get the corral up or something. But let
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  Speaker 1: me get the kids to the front of the house
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  Speaker 1: and then you take to sir. I cannot stop. I
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  Speaker 1: am doing my job. Amen, I'll tell you what that
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  Speaker 1: Who was mergery? She in the house. I'm the only
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  Speaker 1: one back here. That's what made it traumatic. I would
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  Speaker 1: have walked away of one of the other adults was outside,
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  Speaker 1: but I was the only one, and I supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be watching them. I didn't know the answer, slid off
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  Speaker 1: round the corner because I'm smoking a cigar. So they
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  Speaker 1: crying about the tepee, so I asked, So I bought
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  Speaker 1: the damn teeth seven thousand dollars for this damn TEP.
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  Speaker 1: It was seven thousand dollars. So I tell the dude,
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  Speaker 1: I said, look, man, let me just buy the damn
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  Speaker 1: So I buy it, and I tell him he said,
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  Speaker 1: I said, put it back in the corner of the backyard,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the tree area. Just put it back
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  Speaker 1: there where the trees is, and just happen so you
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  Speaker 1: can't hardly see it. It's nicest back there. So this,
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  Speaker 1: so this happens that Thanksgiving. So the kids come back
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  Speaker 1: out for Christmas, right, and little roses an uncle Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Now because she talked, so she tell every damn thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my granddaughters Tom. So she go and get a drin,
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  Speaker 1: going no, no, I t P smell like Papa cigars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at her little over here, telling you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me stupid. So then so then Margie look at me
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  Speaker 1: and go, Steve, you've been smoking in the tepee. The
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  Speaker 1: kids TP, that's the baby. They ain't been here. Now
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  Speaker 1: I have been this seven thousand dollars. That ain't a
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  Speaker 1: damn tpe. That's a cigar because I haven't been in there.
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  Speaker 1: Man turning into a cigar, Loue. And it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: cool back there in the trees and shade man hat ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: This is a cigar. Yeah, this ain't no TV. I
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  Speaker 1: got you a chair, No, no, I got a chair.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't sitting on the floor because I had them
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  Speaker 1: be on me a wooden floor, so you ain't sitting
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  Speaker 1: on the ground. So even if it outside, you could
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  Speaker 1: sit in there. That's pretty cool, actually really cool. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: But my little granddaughter, Uncle Tom told it. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Time you got a questions? Yeah, I was gonna ask you,
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  Speaker 1: what is it that you would like to do that
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  Speaker 1: you can't do anymore because of who you are, whether
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  Speaker 1: it's something public or supporting you. I would love to
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  Speaker 1: be able to tell the jokes I want to tell.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to be an unrestricted stand up. That's
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  Speaker 1: the one part of oh Man being a truth teller,
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  Speaker 1: being able to explore different subjects with humor attached to it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, man, that's that's what the one thing
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  Speaker 1: I missed doing is being that as a truth teller
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know how to not tell jokes the
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  Speaker 1: way I told them, and that right there would cost
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  Speaker 1: me my career. We'll be back to close out the
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  Speaker 1: show with just one more thing and Steve closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: on his sixty one birthday. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Just one more thing, Steve. Have you enjoyed your birthday
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  Speaker 1: so far? Yeah? Yeah, yeah so far. Just get started.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working today. Okay, I got two talk shows to
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  Speaker 1: do today. Wow, it never stops. Huh. Looking good and
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  Speaker 1: you get you know money now? Oh man, that was
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  Speaker 1: funny today. Sixty one years is a long time. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I would hope. My goal is to live to one
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  Speaker 1: oh four. That's my goal. Now. If that's within God's will,
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  Speaker 1: then cool. If it's not, I'm gonna give it the
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  Speaker 1: best shot I got. I'm gonna how to do the
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  Speaker 1: things I can do to stay here as long as
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  Speaker 1: I can. And as I'm sitting here celebrating this birthday
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  Speaker 1: to day, I want to say something to everybody. And
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  Speaker 1: since my birthday is in the beginning of the month,
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  Speaker 1: I mean in the beginning of the year, it's always
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  Speaker 1: so close to New Year's that it's a It's a
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  Speaker 1: special birthday for me because I just reinforce some things
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  Speaker 1: I've been working on. It gives me a chance to
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  Speaker 1: reinforce some things that I've been thinking of doing, and
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  Speaker 1: it just every new year allows me another opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: make some changes. And I encourage everybody to do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing in your life. You know, make this year
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  Speaker 1: better than the year before and better than the year
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  Speaker 1: before that Your two thousand and eighteen can be more
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  Speaker 1: fruitful than your fifteen, your fourteen, your teen, your nine,
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  Speaker 1: your nineteen ninety nine. When people it really throws men
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  Speaker 1: when people go, those were the best years of my
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  Speaker 1: life and it's twenty thirty years ago. It's almost like
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  Speaker 1: some people have just given up hope that it will
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  Speaker 1: ever get better for them. I've never resigned myself to
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  Speaker 1: that type of thinking, and I invite you not to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Also that listen to me. When God wakes
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  Speaker 1: you up in the morning and gives you another birthday,
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  Speaker 1: as long as he's waking you up, it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: sign that he's not through with you yet. And so
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  Speaker 1: with that in mind, if he's not through with you yet,
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  Speaker 1: that must mean that he has something else to give
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  Speaker 1: to you, present to you, or send your way that
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  Speaker 1: you've yet to receive. And that's just an optimistic way
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  Speaker 1: to look. God ain't take you to two thousand eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: so it could be worse than your seventeen sixteen and fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: He's just not that type of God. Now that's not
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  Speaker 1: to say that something won't happen in two thousand and eighteen,
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  Speaker 1: but there's nothing that happens to you that you can't
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  Speaker 1: deal with. And you've proven it time and time again
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  Speaker 1: because you're still here. The fact that you're here and
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  Speaker 1: still waking up is living proof that you have conquered
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  Speaker 1: most things that have been presented to you. So as
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  Speaker 1: I move forward in this upcoming year, and I look
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  Speaker 1: at February is approaching a March and April, and God
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  Speaker 1: will in June, July and all these things, I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: why not take an optimistic approach? You know? There are
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  Speaker 1: some ways that you can ensure that your life is better.
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  Speaker 1: You know, because I tell people it's all the time
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  Speaker 1: you have to say so in your life. That is
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that I read all the time, and it's
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  Speaker 1: in my motivational section of my phone. I have picture
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  Speaker 1: and that catalog and my motivational section. I can go
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  Speaker 1: through that whenever I'm feeling a little bit like not
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  Speaker 1: myself or down, and I just start going through it
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  Speaker 1: and it's got all these sayings and scriptures and quotes
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  Speaker 1: and things that I've learned over my life that helped
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  Speaker 1: pull me together. But I'm a point of scripture to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: It's he Feesians three twenty. He Feesians three twenty. If
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  Speaker 1: you get a chance today, I would if you read
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  Speaker 1: this every morning until the point where you memorize and
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  Speaker 1: you say it every day, it has a profound effect
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  Speaker 1: on your life. Because he frees In three twenty says
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  Speaker 1: God will do exceedingly abundantly above all that I ask
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  Speaker 1: or think, because I honor Him, His blessings will chase
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  Speaker 1: me down and overtake me. I will be in the
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  Speaker 1: right place at the right time. People will go out
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  Speaker 1: of the way to be good to me. I am
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by God's favor. This is my declaration. That's an
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  Speaker 1: important scripture Feesians three twenty. If you read this every day,
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  Speaker 1: what is you? What is saying is that you actually
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  Speaker 1: have a say so in the outcome of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You are an active participant. You and God have everything
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  Speaker 1: to do with where you're going. No one else. Now,
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  Speaker 1: other people can have something to do with what happens
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  Speaker 1: to you. Somebody can leave you, somebody can disappoint you.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody can fire you, somebody can low on you. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: can try to hurt you physically. Somebody can jump on you.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody can steal your car, somebody can set your house
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  Speaker 1: over fire. Somebody can attack you on social media. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: my declaration is God will do exceedingly and abundantly over
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  Speaker 1: all that I think I asked simply because I honor him. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's his promise. That's not anything you have to go
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  Speaker 1: and get a new contract on. The contract was written
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  Speaker 1: thousands of years ago, and he said that he would
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  Speaker 1: do exceedingly and abundantly over all. You think I asked
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  Speaker 1: if you honor him, so why would you not do
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  Speaker 1: it that way? I'm gonna spend my two eighteen honoring God. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Am I gonna make some mistakes a long way? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Am I gonna do a little bit of cussing long
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  Speaker 1: the way? Probably? Am I gonna want to slap somebody
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  Speaker 1: one time? Yep? Am I gonna think about knocking somebody out? It? Probably?
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  Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, I'm gonna honor
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