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The Wright Brothers Were Goddamn Frauds and Your Mileage May Vary, Literally
Send us Fan MailSo get this. You think Orville and Wilbur Wright, two bicycle-building dipshits from Ohio, just woke up one day and said, "Fuck gravity"? Bullshit. What they actually invented wasn
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