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  Last time on no latency side quest.
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  Hello, Nick. That's wild, but I'm taking it
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  anyway. Do I think the cat ears are
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  necessary? We don't king shame in this
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  household. I think this man's a saucy baca.
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  Does really go to the effect of why they keep telling people,
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  not the fact that mimics. Mimics are very useful.
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  Aren't they camera 2? Sound speed.
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  April Anonymous Network 54 We. Immediately changed the thrifty
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  after. Camera 1.
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  Your mimic was almost like your accountability partner.
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  Robotic. You really blew that one.
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  You think we would all notice that?
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  Kevin, you just shot Nick Santos.
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  My interview subject. Did I shoot Nick Santos?
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  Yeah, get dead. Nick, are you a mimic?
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  Thank you. Thank you very much.
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  It is Christmas, isn't it? No, but I'll do it anyway.
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  Get you to this show. Buddy.
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  I'm going to just sever the head off that thing right now.
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  I don't. I don't trust it.
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  I don't trust it After what? After everything just happened.
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  Retro first thing, voice in the sky, the other mimic change
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  shape. Is that something that it can do
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  willingly freely? Yes, it can pretend to be a
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  person using small holographic projectors.
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  Retro, thank you for turning the fuck off a question.
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  If I wanted to reuse this thing for whatever reason, would you
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  be able to fix it up fairly easily?
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  Or was that, you know, kind of all and all and nothing killing?
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  Of me, yeah. Yeah.
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  Could could you put that back together by chance?
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  And then? I mean, I, I could, I just, this
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  is all new technology for me. So I don't know how to be able
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  to like keep whatever like how their connection is to it, if
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  you get what I'm saying right. So.
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  OK, OK, however. I think I know what you're
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  saying. I think I get what you're
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  saying. Yeah, you know, you know, you
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  know, use what you got for what you can.
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  Take it with us, we can take it with us, right?
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  Yeah, if you don't mind. Anyway, I love that every time I
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  since I've met you and your friends, Retro, my life has been
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  nothing but an adventure. And I want to say thank you from
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  the bottom of what remains of my heart for that anyways, to the
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  bottom of where my heart is of the building.
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  And then it's going to, I'm going to start walking out.
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  Yeah, Devon and Retro now are dragging this headless body.
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  Retro is holding their head with one hand and the body with the
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  other. And as they walk towards the
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  front door of this penthouse, you get a phone call.
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  Bring bring banana phone. Hey, April.
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  Hey, how's it going? Oh, quite exciting.
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  How are you? Great.
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  I trust that there have been no like hiccups or scandals because
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  we are being paid for this interview.
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  Oh yeah? Well, we're having a grand old
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  time. How are you?
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  Great. Doing great.
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  Doing great, really. Wonderful, we'll get the.
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  Footage soon, right? Oh yeah, absolutely.
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  Yeah, with Nick Santos. You're gonna go with him to the
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  concert? Oh, absolutely going.
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  That long? It's gonna.
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  Be great tonight. If he's late, we'll be blamed
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  and you'll be fired. That kind of stuff.
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  Yeah, absolutely. We're on our way.
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  We're making it happen. So everything's going
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  swimmingly, no problems. Oh, we're we're making it
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  happen. That's why you're not sending me
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  the footage yet. Oh, I can't.
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  Hello. Hello.
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  Can you hello excuse? Me, me and Nick are getting
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  ready to head to the concert, so I've got to let you go.
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  I'm very busy. OK, OK, we're in.
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  The midst of everything. Is there something you need from
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  me right now? I can.
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  I can hear traffic, are you not? Inside and you're standing next
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  to the window that retro broke open.
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  We're getting, we're heading to the concert.
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  I'm going to need to let you go, but is there anything you need
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  for? Me.
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  Just just calling you to remind you that your job's on the line.
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  OK, bye. OK, bye, weirdo.
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  All right, let's go. All right, friends, let's get
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  going. Oh, I, I, I love that.
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  I love, I love that threatened with their job and they're like,
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  oh God, dude, it's so weird. Threatened my job.
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  Thank you dude. I'm April, Anonymous Network 54.
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  Yeah, I know. Does anyone explore any other
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  part of this apartment before you leave?
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  As much as I am a little shit, I, I do, I, I'm going to behave
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  like a little shit. But yes, I do know my job is on
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  the line. We do need to get downstairs.
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  We need to get moving. We got to go.
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  We need to find like a car though, right?
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  There's a thing down in the ball, in the guitar.
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  Is also in the bowl. Yeah.
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  I need to go. We need to go downstairs.
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  Before we go downstairs, I just want to make sure that.
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  I do wish I knew something interesting here, but.
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  Something interesting or incriminating or anything I can
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  use as leverage later for nefarious reasons like drugs or
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  alcohol, right? Drugs.
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  Late. I'm going to lose my job.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I care. I care about that.
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  Yeah, you should, because I'm. Saying I've written yes.
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  And if we're late, I'm not paying you.
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  That's. That's what I'm going to do.
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  Dumb amount of money. Crap.
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  Quick, quick check. All right, open.
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  What door are you opening? Because there's a door in front
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  of you. Yeah, there's no in front of me.
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  All right, open it. Well, I'll do.
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  Can I do a quick check as well, just for anything?
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  If he's doing a quick check, I'm going to do a quick check for
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  anything. Yeah, yeah, sure.
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  You're in a large living room. It's quite long.
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  On one side of you there is ATV, which is always on.
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  And on the other side of the room there is also ATV which is
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  always on and the window cracked to your N There are a few
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  cabinets in here. Yeah, real quick, just.
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  Yeah, both of you, Romia D6. Oh, you find one thing expensive
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  Shades. Nice.
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  I'll be taking the expensive shades, the I'll be taking all
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  three, the toilet paper, the expensive shades, and the synth
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  code. And April finds expensive shades
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  as well, very cool ones. No, we're not.
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  We're not the guys. We're not robbing Nick Santos.
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  One would say I'm saving Nick Santos since he has Sith coke in
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  his house. We're.
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  Not robbing Nick Santos. I'm paying you a lot of money.
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  We're not robbing my my client. You know what?
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  You're right. You know what?
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  I saw the error from my ways. But they're Oakley's.
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  I'm going to put the expensive shades away.
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  You're right, the shades stay. It.
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  Says as his hand slips under his jacket and goes back while
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  holding the toilet paper in his other hand.
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  And you look at the toilet paper.
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  It's a good toilet paper. It's nice toilet paper.
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  It's 7 ply Oh. April.
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  No, even the toilet paper. You can take the toilet paper,
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  but you can't take the synth coke.
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  You know what I Devin gives you A.
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  What synth coke? Look, it's already in his
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  jacket. Oh, OK, all right.
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  You can have toilet paper, but not the shades.
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  Yeah, yeah, Shades, we're not right.
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  That's too far. Anyway, the toilet paper is
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  funny, and you know what? I'm here for a laugh.
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  Yeah, yeah. But I'll leave you, Cher.
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  Oh yeah, I got you, April. Our butts deserve the cleanest
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  of wipes. The cleanest of wipes.
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  The wipes. Only the best for April.
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  Anonymous Network 54. And it's a it is, after all,
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  Christmas. Your butt deserves the best.
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  Retro doesn't know any of this, because as Retro's been waiting
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  for the elevator, they've been editing the interview as best as
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  they can. Nice.
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  So they try. So they try to edit it to get
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  all of that bad stuff, but then also still has a raw copy as
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  well. Nice roll for it 31 Yes it is in
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  8K and looks fantastic. Even the sound is good.
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  Camera 1, Camera 2, Camera one and we.
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  Still had some good footage in there.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, you didn't get enough time
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  to to put the head back on the mimic, and it has a basic puppet
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  function. You can position it in a
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  position and it will look like a person, but it cannot move,
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  automate, shoot, or do anything because it requires a server
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  connection to do that. And then they'd know you're
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  coming. Oh.
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  Got you. Ow, that's still helpful.
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  Are you going down to the basement?
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  Let's do it, yes? Yes, please.
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  Now burn you're Now we end up burning.
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  All right. And you head down to the
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  basement of the apartment building.
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  Yeah, walk on down.
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  All right, it's so scary. Yeah, this is a big warehouse.
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  April, do you follow the other two in?
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  Yes. All right, move to where you
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  stand. Yes, I'm here.
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  Everyone roll perception. That's always a good thing.
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  That's more of a Jeb thing. One more for Lamar.
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  Oh, no perception. Perception.
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  Regular perception. That's under awareness I'm
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  assuming. Yes, it is.
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  Yes. 1615 Yes. Good.
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  Yes, you all roll enough to notice that there are three
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  security robots in here. They are in patrol mode.
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  Oh shit. At the end of the room is a
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  large vault door. On your right are a bunch of
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  crates and water crates for the various water dispensers
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  throughout the building, and on your left are more water crates
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  and a bunch of crates for storage.
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  There are two more doors slightly ahead of you to the
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  right and left the. Security bots?
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  Are they carrying weapons or are they just security cameras with
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  legs? Retro notices that they all have
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  Tasers. Oh yeah, the X-75 Tazebot.
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  Do they have coffee breaks? Do you think I can flirt my way
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  out? I don't know, it would be pretty
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  shocking. Ouch.
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  Ow I have AI have a plan. It's stupid, but it might work.
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  Stupid plans are my favorite plans.
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  I'm gonna take the puppet and put it right near the where I am
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  sitting, where I'm standing, and I would like it to look like
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  Nick Santos. All right, it looks like a very
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  stiff Nick Santos, like his third album.
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  I would like him to stand as naturally as possible with his
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  hands on his hips and I'm going to attempt to mimic his voice
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  goes. I need help accessing my my
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  Vault role. Role acting and stealth.
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  You may use luck if you want. Acting and stealth.
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  All right, So one of those I'm probably good at.
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  Perform acting's in performance, yeah.
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  Yep, Yep, Yep. Hold on, I'm trying to do a
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  health rule here. Nope.
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  Nope. Don't do that's wrong.
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  Nick Santos pulls out a gun. Can I instead try persuasion as
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  I'm trying to persuade these robots to believe that it is
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  Nick Santos Think. But it will be slightly more
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  difficult. At least be good.
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  As you're saying this, the robots surround you, and now
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  they're very, very close to you. Yep, Yep.
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  Yep, Yep. Hey.
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  Guys, you are now boxed in by the Nick Santos statue and three
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  robots. Hey, do we know what the what is
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  the mimic made of? Metal.
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  Just metal. Yeah, it's a robot and it has
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  like a cloth covering and then it can project over that.
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  It doesn't feel like a human if you touch it.
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  Oh, OK. So it is a metal, metal polymer.
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  It doesn't have like like a rubber S plastic kind of feel to
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  it. Parts of it do, like the
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  fingertips and the eyes. Oh, OK, we.
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  Haven't distracted. You do haven't distracted Devon.
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  Yeah. You got the robots pretty,
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  pretty annoyed with you. Yeah.
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  Can you like, I don't know. Shit my face.
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  Running slide over to us. Roll Athletics.
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  Deb, I'm going to look at the robots and go, hey guys, bottom.
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  For YouTube channel, it's great to see you.
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  Guys, by the way, look over there, it's a Kitty.
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  Try to slide over hey. Fritz 27.
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  Devin slides out of the way. Holy shit.
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  I'm the worst exec in the planet.
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  Oh my God. That's so, so funny.
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  I would like as soon as Devin takes a running leap to slide to
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  us and the robots, you know, light up their Tasers to shoot
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  the water barrel here. Nice, very smart.
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  I like that inspiration. Roll for it.
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  Thank you. That's very smart.
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  I didn't even think of that. That's really smart. 23 yes,
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  water cascades over all of the robots as they tase and they
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  tase the Nick Santos spot. They tase each other and they
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  all fry and fall to the ground. Well done, combat avoided.
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  Nice work Devin. Good way to get them all set up
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  for that. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  around the table. Genius plan.
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  I would never have thought of that.
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  I. Only got once you had them all
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  surrounded and and you and and you and you did that.
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  I was like. Oh, genius.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Use the water.
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  April, you grabbed a really good shot of that cool move and now
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  you have the footage, yes. And saved can.
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  You just copy that. I'm going to need that from.
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  I'll send you a copy of that later, yeah.
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  Yeah, I'm going to need. That Oh yeah.
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  Oh yeah. It's going to be brilliant.
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  I'm I'm going to also like as soon as the ground all the
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  electricity grounds out, I'm going to make sure to grab the
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  mimic and drag its ass over to the vault.
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  It it took a pretty big beating. You're going to have to repair
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  it for it to function like an image statue again because it
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  did take a lot of electricity damage, wasn't electrocuted, but
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  it was shocked. Yeah, I I would not be, I would
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  not be surprised if it didn't have a resistance to it.
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  Nice, so you you kneel down and start working on the robot.
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  I'm pretty, I'm pretty grounded when it comes to this.
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  Grounded and April, you step forward along with Devon and
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  Retro to the front of this vault underneath this apartment
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  building. It is grand and cyberpunky.
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  Let's find our mark. Yeah, we'll we'll figure out
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  what phase to go to. Nice.
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  Do you look around anybody? Yeah, I'll take short.
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  I mean, I guess I'll just have to repair the pod.
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  So it's going to be up to April and Devon to kind of look around
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  then. April yes, 17 You notice that
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  the large vault door has a little computer next to it that
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  requires a iris scan, and the door is very secure.
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  You did a report on it once. The company that makes them
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  installs them in rich people apartments and the rich people
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  store their expensive stuff in there.
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  This one, they saved a little bit of money because there's
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  also the elevator control circuit inside the vault.
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  OK. Retro fixes the bot and it can
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  do this fakery one more time. Yeah, I'm, I just, you know, got
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  my knitting needles out and made sure to, you know.
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  I wonder. Crochet a good mesh for it.
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  I wonder if the iris scan will be fooled by the mimic.
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  That's really small. Worth a shot.
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  That's really small. I mean, we could try it's.
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  Worth a shot. Here.
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  Here you go, miss Anonymous. It has only one shot.
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  One opportunity. Do we want to use our umbrella
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  on this got it because we can only use the umbrella once
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  earlier and so this is their one shot.
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  It's It was a bad joke, I. Think I might.
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  No, no, no, no, no. I think it's a good joke.
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  It's a very good show. Thank.
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  You thank you very much. I appreciate it.
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  They can't all be here. I I got caught in my my head for
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  a second because I just realized something because I was
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  recording and I have this all, all the film stuff to my head,
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  yes. I just change my face to have an
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  image of Nick Santos. That's true too.
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  That's a terrifying thing that you can do.
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  So that's. Absolutely terrified.
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  I'm just going to convert into NAD Evans face and do it.
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  That is absolutely terrified. Terrified.
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  I mean, what? Uh oh, What could possibly go
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  wrong? Miss.
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  Miss April. I must.
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  I must. Try and use your new face on the
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  lock retro. Sorry to interrupt.
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  You yes, I would like to try to see if I can pull it off.
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  Cool, give it a shot. Roll acting.
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  Oh. I'm not good at that.
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  I know roll acting. Can I assist?
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  If you want. So.
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  You don't. You didn't even just help.
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  Just just no. No, it did help because just
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  hearing April Anonymous offer me help has caused me.
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  To put on. The performance of a lifetime.
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  You just have to think that you're get in touch.
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  So Retro looks over to the lock, the locks tries to scan his face
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  and says Era glass and then he looks at it again and says open.
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  The fucking door. In a perfect Nick Santos
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  impression, and the door opens. Oh shit, had a voice lock too.
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  Awesome. I, I, I was just, I was just
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  having a high thought when I said it.
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  And you still have, you still have one more charge on this
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  mimic. Yay.
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  Oh. My goodness.
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  Wow, that was really impressive. Yeah.
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  I don't do it that often. It's kind of creepy.
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  April, do you go into the Yeah, let's.
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  Do it Nick you in here. Nick is not in here.
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  Oh, it seems his safe room is somewhere else.
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  What is in here on a table in the middle of the room is his
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  guitar case. And you also need to get the
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  firmware. Bless you the firmware to his
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  safe room. Because there's our sound effect
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  for when I sneeze. Nice.
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  Got you. Got you.
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  Sorry, that's the guitar and the firmware.
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  Firmware. Yeah, for the for the safe room.
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  Yes, which is not here. Yes, yes, that, that, that makes
• 22:50
  more sense than what I was doing.
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  I don't know where my brain was. I was, I was too impressed by
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  the acting. Thing glorious.
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  All right, so I guess we got to bring this guitar with us and
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  firmware find the safe room. I hold on.
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  I, I I opened the case. You open the case.
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  Oh yeah, it's unlocked. It requires no skill check.
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  Inside is a guitar, a nice 10. Not a euphemism.
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  OK, not a euphemism. It does not look like a penis.
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  It is red and it is signed by Nick Santos.
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  It is very expensive. You know what, actually, now
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  that kind of drops my my reparation for Nick Santos
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  because he plays a guitar that he signed himself.
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  It's his guitar brand. I know it's just, it's like,
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  it's like the person who it's like a band who wears their band
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  shirt when they go to play. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:52
  Well, it's a little cringe. Well, you have the guitar case,
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  you do not have the firmware. As a.
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  April, do you look around? As I drink tea out of my own
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  merch mug. That perception check was a
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  little that fell. There.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Tea time.
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  By April. Anonymous merch everyone.
• 24:28
  Which you can get at the link down below if.
• 24:35
  That was the best. I mean, Can you imagine drinking
• 24:42
  from your own merch latency? Mugs.
• 24:46
  Buy them today. Yeah, because someone, someone
• 24:50
  send me a no latency mug. I would drink out of it.
• 24:53
  Because it's a cup that you can buy from nolatencypodcast.com.
• 24:57
  Exactly. Exactly.
• 24:59
  I'm so sad I don't have merch that I can actively use this.
• 25:03
  Week send Lamar money for no other reason than he's great.
• 25:07
  They'll get 2 thumbs up in the mail.
• 25:09
  They aren't deliverable, they'll just feel it.
• 25:12
  I'll personally. Please not have sex if you.
• 25:14
  Want the Internet? Anyway, so you're there with the
• 25:26
  guitar case in the vault and you do not have the firmware.
• 25:29
  Oh, we. Do not have the firmware.
• 25:32
  And where's the firmware? Perception.
• 25:35
  Have. Checked perception 15 Yeah,
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  you're looking through the the lockers in here and you find a
• 25:42
  few that are labeled Nick Santos.
• 25:45
  You find 3 and they contain these objects.
• 25:50
  What's this obsession with cats? There's a cat doll in here.
• 25:54
  Why? I mean, cats, you're great.
• 25:56
  It's a plushie, it's quite nice. Oh, I will take that.
• 26:02
  I'm not as big a fan of the sequel but I mean the new songs
• 26:05
  just aren't as good. Nothing was going to top RAM.
• 26:11
  That's a That's a deep note latency cut right there.
• 26:17
  April, do you have a look around?
• 26:19
  I do a hum a few bars. Romy a perception 13 right?
• 26:26
  You find 2 things. You find a microphone cable and
• 26:31
  an Eddie chip worth 35 eddies and between the two of you, you
• 26:36
  also find a chip that is the firmware for the safe room.
• 26:40
  It says backup firmware safe room on it in a little poster.
• 26:45
  Great, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:51
  Yeah, Miss April, we're going to have to give that to Retro
• 26:55
  because I guarantee. Do you know how to update
• 26:58
  Formware into a security system? No, absolutely not.
• 27:02
  We're definitely giving him the firmware.
• 27:04
  Yeah, just making sure. I know nothing retro, I know 0
• 27:09
  things. All right.
• 27:14
  Do you grab that stuff and head out?
• 27:17
  Oh, I do, yeah. Did you not hear me?
• 27:20
  No. What do you do well for?
• 27:22
  I didn't take. The microphone cable in the Eddy
• 27:24
  chip, oh, you looked not in. Oh you did look apartment
• 27:27
  anymore so I don't feel as bad about it.
• 27:29
  OK so I can take this cat doll. Yeah.
• 27:33
  You find 3 things. But we were going to take his
• 27:38
  personal shades from his home. Yeah, I'll take his personal
• 27:42
  shades from his locker. That's much I'll.
• 27:43
  Take I'll take, I'll take the eddies.
• 27:45
  I don't know what the book is. 0 Wait a minute, hold on.
• 27:49
  Let me take a look at this. Book, I'm going to yell at you
• 27:50
  about the shades. All your firmware.
• 27:53
  Oh, that's interesting. Cool.
• 27:56
  Fuck. You bastard.
• 27:59
  Fine, you get plus one to installing the firmware later.
• 28:04
  That's brilliant. I'm not giving you inspiration,
• 28:06
  but I will give you plus one to that.
• 28:07
  That's very good. Oh, and I also took the cap
• 28:11
  plushie. Cool.
• 28:12
  What? Well.
• 28:15
  No, you can have. It I know it's, I know it's
• 28:16
  someone who's going to want it. True, true.
• 28:21
  OK, yeah, cool. I've got the firmware and I got
• 28:25
  this. Howdy, how this handy?
• 28:27
  How to do book on it then? Yeah.
• 28:29
  On the back of the post it for the safe room.
• 28:32
  It's got the coordinates of the safe room in Night City.
• 28:35
  Oh great. Oh shit, it's not even in this
• 28:37
  building. No.
• 28:41
  What a cock. Cheese.
• 28:44
  Sorry, excuse my language. God, what a cock tease.
• 28:49
  Oh my God, April Anonymous said what I said.
• 28:52
  Was I recording that I got I sell that you're.
• 28:56
  Welcome. You're welcome.
• 28:57
  You're 1 Swear of the day. Next time on no latent Seaside
• 29:13
  quest. Yo-yo.
• 29:17
  OK, April, you bid. Get a asshole.
• 29:20
  That's two. Little scratch there.
• 29:23
  How dare you hurt her, Queen? As we got company.
• 29:25
  Is this thing bulletproof? Not proof, but resistant I guess
• 29:28
  is the better word for. It.
• 29:33
  Might have a small concussion. I might have a small concussion.
• 29:37
  That ain't no cherub than me. Did my face look OK when I
• 29:40
  looked in the mirror? I'm not like I'm.
• 29:42
  I'm fine, right? Oh shit, that's right.
• 29:44
  Don't look at the light. Don't look at the light.
• 29:47
  I'm anonymous station. It's full, motherfucker.
• 29:50
  Like you're in touch with your humanity, you know?
• 29:52
  I mean, that was a real explosive debut.
• 29:54
  I feel like I'm having a polar opposite feeling.
• 29:57
  What a nice shipping container, right?
• 29:59
  Keep it in the car from now. April, are you OK?
• 30:03
  One of your personalities was correct.
• 30:05
  You just, you stay in the car, you, you stay here and.
• 30:08
  The other one has a concussion. Glad you're here.
• 30:11
  You've had this head since he was 14.
• 30:14
  Yeah. Just can we, can we just take a
• 30:38
  moment to appreciate that dumb ad I made?
• 30:40
  I'm going to play again. It's I'm cutting this bit out.
• 30:42
  I just want to listen to it again.
• 30:58
  We don't have. That for a minute mimic.
• 31:05
  Get 1 today again because your kids will scream at you
• 31:08
  otherwise. Merry Christmas.
• 31:15
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• 31:35
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