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Stephon Clark's Autopsy reveal. Netflix has job openings. The White House has an Easter Egg Hunt. Villanova wins NCAA Championship and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: still got some work for you, still putting you into
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  Speaker 1: the plan. And you know, um, I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a partner of mine last night and an analogy came
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  Speaker 1: to me last night of what my life has been like.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just going over my story with a
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  Speaker 1: friend of matter all that some of the things I
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  Speaker 1: had gone through. And he never knew it because he said, man,
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  Speaker 1: you never told me that. We were just talking. One
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  Speaker 1: of the things I remember, and it's kind of equated
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  Speaker 1: to my life, was when I was a little boy,
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  Speaker 1: I should go to the store with my mom and
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  Speaker 1: she would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle and uh,
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  Speaker 1: I love getting the jigsaw puzzle. Custom man, know it
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  Speaker 1: was it was. It was just interesting to me, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you to grow it back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of cool because you know, I
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  Speaker 1: was telling my partner, you know, what no video games
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  Speaker 1: to play another. So in the wintertime, a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 1: was kind of cool to me. It gave me something
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  Speaker 1: to do. And what we do is my mother would
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  Speaker 1: spread out a piece of newspaper on the section of
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  Speaker 1: the floor, or spread out some newspaper on the end
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  Speaker 1: of the table, and I would buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in the box.
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  Speaker 1: There are no instructions. It just comes in a box
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  Speaker 1: and it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in
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  Speaker 1: the pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces
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  Speaker 1: together until it looks like the picture that's on the
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  Speaker 1: cover of the box. That's as simple as it is.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the deal. I would select a jigsaw puzzle
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  Speaker 1: based on the picture that I liked and if I
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  Speaker 1: thought I could do it. Now, if the jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 1: if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked too intricate,
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  Speaker 1: too detailed, I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: the thing was, back in the day you got a
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle, you had a hundred piece puzzles. Four hundred
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  Speaker 1: piece puzzles. Man, then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
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  Speaker 1: You go oh, man. So those were a little difficult
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  Speaker 1: for me when I was a little boy, so I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want that. As I got a little bit older,
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  Speaker 1: I had more challenging puzzles, you know, for fifty five
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  Speaker 1: hundred piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of
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  Speaker 1: something I liked and wanted to see happen. So it's
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  Speaker 1: very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it them,
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  Speaker 1: you open it up, you dump it out on the table.
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  Speaker 1: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
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  Speaker 1: and then I would try to sort them based on
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  Speaker 1: the colors on the box. If it was like a
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  Speaker 1: a black section, I take all the black pieces and
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  Speaker 1: slide them over there. If it was some flowers, I
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  Speaker 1: try to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces
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  Speaker 1: with the little floor, and I separate them. And then
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  Speaker 1: I started putting it together. And the way I started
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  Speaker 1: was I try to build the border first, because I
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  Speaker 1: knew all the straight edges had to be side by
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  Speaker 1: side at one point, so I'd go like that. And
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  Speaker 1: it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
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  Speaker 1: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
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  Speaker 1: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
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  Speaker 1: And oftentimes when I got through with the puzzle, the
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  Speaker 1: puzzle would be about m maybe two ft wide two
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  Speaker 1: ft high, something like that. I liked them about that side.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I get a little bigger one pin on the
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  Speaker 1: size of the piece of stuff, and I would make
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  Speaker 1: that puss. A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles.
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  Speaker 1: The majority of people I knew and my friends didn't
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  Speaker 1: like jigsaw puzzles because they didn't like the work. And
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  Speaker 1: I had a partner that used to come to my
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  Speaker 1: house and see mine and get mad, and he'd go
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  Speaker 1: home and started wanting he gets too difficult along the way,
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  Speaker 1: and then he'd stopped go back to it, and his
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  Speaker 1: puzzle was left unfinished a lot of time. As a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
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  Speaker 1: like jigsaw puzzles. But me. What happened was, as I
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  Speaker 1: got older, I wanted more difficult than challenging puzzles, but
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go too far. I wanted some nice stuff
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  Speaker 1: to happen. I had a picture of what I wanted
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  Speaker 1: for my life, but I didn't want to go too
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  Speaker 1: far because it was so challenging and difficult. I I
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  Speaker 1: and see myself with all of that, and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have the time, the knowledge, the expertise to figuring all
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  Speaker 1: the intricate details. And I discovered something when I was
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  Speaker 1: talking last night. That's what happens in life to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. You get bogged down with the details
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  Speaker 1: of coming up. You said all that polls are crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, you crumble it up and put
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  Speaker 1: it back in the box. So you go halfway and
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  Speaker 1: you get stuck and you get to the part where
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  Speaker 1: it ain't a lot of different colors. It's all the same,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a little bit more challenging. So that may
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  Speaker 1: stop you. But it's somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that
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  Speaker 1: it gets very difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture
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  Speaker 1: you want, but then what are happened in your life?
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  Speaker 1: It's just like what ha happened in the jigsaw. Once
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  Speaker 1: you get comfortable and you don't mind the challenge, you
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  Speaker 1: could get a bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though,
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  Speaker 1: if you put God in your mid see the picture
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  Speaker 1: that I saw for myself as a boy is not
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  Speaker 1: the picture that has happened to me as a man.
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  Speaker 1: Because along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the
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  Speaker 1: time I was tending you understand what happened along the riding,
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  Speaker 1: now was I started putting God in the mix. And
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  Speaker 1: so now the picture that I have now is not
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  Speaker 1: the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
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  Speaker 1: have may be difficult to complete, but if you were
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  Speaker 1: to include God in your life, put God in your
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle, God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
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  Speaker 1: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna show some mercy, and you're gonna look up
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  Speaker 1: and the picture that you're able to end up with
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  Speaker 1: or be totally different and much more complet lead, much
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  Speaker 1: more beautiful or bigger picture than the one you had.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's no way that I could have saw the
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  Speaker 1: life that I have today back when I was a boy.
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  Speaker 1: And it amazes me when I hear people say I
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  Speaker 1: always saw this for myself. I didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you can have the ability to see what God really
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  Speaker 1: has for you. But man, he's a masterful jigsaw man,
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  Speaker 1: He's an incredible puzzle completer. So if you got a
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  Speaker 1: puzzle that's challenging to you. What's the picture that God
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  Speaker 1: has for your life? If God were in your life,
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  Speaker 1: if you completed the puzzle, what would it look like.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be a far more extensive puzzle and it would
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  Speaker 1: be a far more beautiful piece of scenery than you
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  Speaker 1: could have ever imagined. And guess what, He ain't through
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  Speaker 1: with me yet. That's what's amazing and exciting about a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God. God could take your jigs all puzzle
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  Speaker 1: something funny, y'all, I saw Black Panther this week. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: give us a review back, thirty something funny. I can't wait. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we saw, we saw acrimony, and that was certainly your life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can you believe in Black Panther? We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: You saw Black Panther over the weekend, tell us about it,
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  Speaker 1: or did you see it yesterday Monday? No? No, I
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  Speaker 1: watched it all. What day did I watch it? Sad
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  Speaker 1: okay at your house, Yeah, at my house. Yeah. Your
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  Speaker 1: Disney sent it in the theater room. Yeah. A Disney
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  Speaker 1: sent it to me for the cast. Came home, got
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  Speaker 1: it like that, Ja tell us about it? This movie
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  Speaker 1: is I saw it. Everybody was talking about the imagery
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  Speaker 1: and the lessons. The imagery was fantastic, especially doing the
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  Speaker 1: challenge fight when I'm standing under them cliffs with all
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  Speaker 1: the people up on them levels of rocks. Talk about
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  Speaker 1: a bad seat if you was at the top, man,
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  Speaker 1: You talk about a bad seat at the fight, if
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  Speaker 1: you was at the top of that rock. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the hell we're going on. Man, they you
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  Speaker 1: know they've been They've been playing us with bad seats.
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  Speaker 1: Them balcony seats were rough. Now this is just this
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  Speaker 1: is the Hood. Read the Hood review of the movie
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  Speaker 1: Hood review all right, read it or the movie all
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  Speaker 1: about You know when the girls came up to the
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  Speaker 1: dudes dough that had the guns that were fitting to
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  Speaker 1: go do a hit and they came in. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that that dude that was next to him,
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  Speaker 1: the one that got killed, I didn't know that was forced.
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  Speaker 1: They show could have got a different looking younger forced
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  Speaker 1: with them because something they have real banders, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of accidents or something. Something happened to that young Force
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  Speaker 1: to get him to the old force, cause them two
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  Speaker 1: didn't resemble at all. So I don't yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the hell happened to Force between when he
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  Speaker 1: was back over there and and he was the other spot. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now since y'all seen the movie, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: the gold now a little when when they killed the
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  Speaker 1: dude and it took the spaceship back and the little
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  Speaker 1: boy Randolf chairs and it was his daddy. His attitude,
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  Speaker 1: that boy's damn attitude was way too strong. So you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be that funky man about the whole damn country
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  Speaker 1: over wander Now what now, what we owe you? You
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  Speaker 1: got a little shiny stuff in your lip, what you wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Let's come over to the house and let's work it out.
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  Speaker 1: You all up here and there you have joined the
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  Speaker 1: Navy's seals and all this killing folks. Killer, right, you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about when he was little? Yeah, but then he
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  Speaker 1: didn't great, he didn't win all of the Navy seals
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  Speaker 1: over the Ascan Afghanistan, just killing white boys and no reason.
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  Speaker 1: You're mad at spaceship ship just brought your way as whole.
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting up in here, man, you got the blue
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  Speaker 1: thing and your lip. You know you're different. Everybody's gonna
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  Speaker 1: find that blue thing inside they lip. At one point,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, damn, you know, big as my lipert is.
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  Speaker 1: I used to put them down all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: could pull my lip under my cheek. Yeah, and so
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  Speaker 1: I already knew he had looked in there. So but
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  Speaker 1: now he man, all he want to do is kill something.
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  Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, he over that challenge. He wasn't even a
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  Speaker 1: good key. You ain't even had keen quality. You were
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  Speaker 1: hooting him. You were killing what you want to be
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  Speaker 1: keen coming back over to the wand let her forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: You could be sacking you, brother, Yeah, yeah, you could
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  Speaker 1: have been all right. In case you've just joined us.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is doing his review review. All the lessons
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  Speaker 1: everybody learned. I appreciate them. It was one of the
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  Speaker 1: best movies I've ever seen. Let's just get to what
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  Speaker 1: this movie about. Podcast. Uh, the dude they creed what's
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  Speaker 1: his name, Michael B. Jordan over there, got the whole
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. We're over here. We got a good things.
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  Speaker 1: Always wanted, always wanted one. We all having a good time.
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  Speaker 1: We got your challenges to the dudes. Right there was
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  Speaker 1: the cues came over that r ain't following the rules,
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  Speaker 1: just like them. Damn cute, come over here. Ques came over.
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  Speaker 1: Even the que said, I know the sound when I
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  Speaker 1: looked out, I was looking down. I'll be damning standing dude.
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  Speaker 1: Now Now obviously uh damn was for as Whittaker character
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  Speaker 1: here signal. He just just talking. Just one of they
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  Speaker 1: just over that tube. They just over that talking, wasn't
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  Speaker 1: h Now the little dog dude that didn't like the
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  Speaker 1: king want to jumped on the damn capital capital. They
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  Speaker 1: always want to be something. He yeah, yeah he was.
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  Speaker 1: He was. He was dog skinning back down dog skill
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  Speaker 1: with light skiing. Yeah yeah, he cappit. He on that
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  Speaker 1: trying to kill somebody with a damn rhinos down and fight.
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  Speaker 1: He did that, but fight. So then they sitting over
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  Speaker 1: there here and all the Deltas, all the Deltas had
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  Speaker 1: the spills. It was my girl, and so all this
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  Speaker 1: was happening down at the creek over there by the waterfall. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so he finally got his strip. First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have fought if they pulled the purple stuff in
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  Speaker 1: my mouth. To take that without taking the panther from
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  Speaker 1: why my yeah not to do is protu in me
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  Speaker 1: and take the paraf out of me, and I gotta
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  Speaker 1: fight him just at the regular dude, I'm going hons
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  Speaker 1: hold it in your mouth and when they ain't looking,
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  Speaker 1: spitting in the wall, because every time they said that
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  Speaker 1: is a challenge, we are going to take the from
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  Speaker 1: you know the hell you all right there at once?
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  Speaker 1: An old trade, I ask. We gotta get we gotta
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  Speaker 1: get into the prank coming up next. Thank you Steve
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  Speaker 1: for that hood review of the Black Panther. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: it's run that prank back with the nephew. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll talk about tax season is here,
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  Speaker 1: plus Mrs Anne is gonna have today's national news. But
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  Speaker 1: up next it is time to run that frank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got now? Hold on, can't tell you something
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  Speaker 1: else too, because the Alpha's was in Black Panther to
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to. They were just in the council talking,
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  Speaker 1: in the council talking. They were and they were headed
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  Speaker 1: up by the old woman, the elderly woman. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was the first alpha. Actually was gonna be mad. That
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  Speaker 1: was Rolling Martin was let. I wanted to say congratulations
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  Speaker 1: to Roland Martin Man, my boy rolland Martin Man. I've
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  Speaker 1: never I've always tried to speak very highly. This is
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  Speaker 1: one of the most intelligent brothers I've ever made. And
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  Speaker 1: the isl is considered to be a wise bird. And
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  Speaker 1: I just saw Rolling Martin's new commercial on Trip Advisory
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  Speaker 1: that that Roll yeah and why wy like an hour
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  Speaker 1: and when? And when Rolling asked them feathers in his pocket?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: That pluid I thought for show that that ol on
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Trip Advisory was Rolling Martin. And I want to say
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  Speaker 1: to my boy Rolle, I know you'll be texting me,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: but congratulations on your first Nash. Let's get to the pranks.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Let's do that. Come on now, sitting on the back
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  Speaker 1: of that run with your trade. Alright, nephew, let's get
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to the prank. What do you have today? I told
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  Speaker 1: you sure we saw him Sunday the church. Hello, Hello,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your sister. Good even to your ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean to be giving you a call this
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  Speaker 1: late in the evening. But I I am the new
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  Speaker 1: youth man stuff I have. Uh, my name is Sean
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  Speaker 1: Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which mine is UM.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: He's no longer with the church anymore. Man. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not at at liberty to speak up on that. But
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: but what I was doing is getting around and making
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: sure I I met everyone because I haven't met everyone
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: yet and I wanted to reach out to um everyone
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: at the church. But listen, let me let me get
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: down to some more business. Because I've spoken with the pastor.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Uh we spoke, yes, Okay, I spoke with him on yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and we have narrowed some things down over a few
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: changes we're going to be making at the church, and
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: what we want to do was um. One of the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: major subjects that have come up such is that we're
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: wanting you, if at all possible, and the deacons were
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: in on this meeting as well, but wanting you to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: change your attitude when people are coming in and you're
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to the point
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  Speaker 1: where they think you wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: wait wait a minute, wait, thank you. I had a
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  Speaker 1: meeting on me Well, it wasn't a meeting. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to listen here. I've been ushering on that usher
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: board before. Its seven years. I am the sitting usher
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: on that usher board, and I really know I've been
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: trying to be nuts about it, but I don't understand
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: how y'all don't have a meeting without me. But now
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you're won't call here and tell me that you're having
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a meeting on me about me being nice, always nice, Well, ma'am,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: that doesn't seem to be twenty seven now, and somebody
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: to call me don't make no proper what is it? Well?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: What that's actually my call, man, is that maybe we
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: figured if I would call and speak with you about
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the man, that maybe we can get to some type
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  Speaker 1: of rectifying this situation to where we can We don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: rectify here, I'm gonna rectified. You calling me this time
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: a night taught my some meeting. Just don't make no time.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't apprecionate you're calling me any time or night
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: were aware of Bishop. I need to speak the biships
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  Speaker 1: that I've been at this church reported seven years. I've
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: been saying, Oh my life, this don't make no type
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: of sense. You're calling me here with this mess now, Tea,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you're often to make me because I'm trying to be
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a Christian. But y'all not gonna ask me be a Christian.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's she just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: We're telling me about something to be Remember that saying
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: that they're having problems when you're seating the people, and
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: that's all that we're trying to get rectified. And people
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: don't want to sit down. They want to go over here,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: they want to go up there, they want to have
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the children runner two and throw. It's like a bunch
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of demons a while he's bucking around in a church
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like they ain't got no sense. And I'm not gonna
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: have it in my section. Se is gonna be straight.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And I understand you know what, since uh, I think
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: if we did this, if you would do me a
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: favor and hold your phone, and if you would just
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: bow your head right now for me, maybe we can
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: come to to get to get the man head baby.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: If we can get your lords. It's clean, it's hospital carpet.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: It don't make no what about buying my head? If
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you could, maybe if you could close your eyes, sister, sister,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you call me and won't be about my set with
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: this meeting. I am very annoyed at this and I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: gonna speak to you now. Father. We asked that you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: look down up on Si Stick. We asked that you
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: look down upon her right now, right now, asking that
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you put a smile on her face on Sunday morning,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: asking that you put some joy in her heart on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning. And can't let you draw all the pain
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: that she in, the anguish that she might be going through,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: whatever demon there is inside. We asked that you draw
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that demon out. We asked that you pulled that demon
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  Speaker 1: away from right now in your name. We asked all
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: of these blessings to come because I don't appreciate this. Boy.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you. Pastor gave me the
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  Speaker 1: number one and asked me to call I am like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm Sean Williams. We haven't met yet, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I am the news. He don't he don't, he don't
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  Speaker 1: act that way, and it's bishop for the third time.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I don't told you, boy, bishable respectful the folks. That's
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: what let me let me let me say this right here, sister,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and maybe this will shed some light on things a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: little bit clearer. Idea. This is nephew timing from Steve
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by system who
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: is also usher at the church and missing there about this.
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  Speaker 1: This is a messing. But we already don't make no sense,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Lord him, but this is embarrassing. Oh my god, this
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: is bad Steve Robbitt Show. Yes, ma'am, that's that's that's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: my uncle that. This is just a joke though many
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord him, how are you doing? How you doing? So?
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: This is I am? I am? Do you listen to
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: the show every day? I never would have stepped myself
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to be Oh lord, jawsn't made. Oh my god, I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: got me on this radio actors, sister did this here
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to you? How about it? H y'all call me back
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and we get sister. We do that, we do. We
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: will do a prank on her bills, paying a couple
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: of bills, you know, sure, a little her business. What
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? And look Tommy and hard mother look
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: showing him look so cute? I love Yeah, I'm so sorry.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Please forgive me evil people. All right, coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, miss Anne, we'll be here
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: with our national news. Okay, you're listening to the Steve
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, text day is April seventeen,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you April seventeen, we got
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: an extra day, extra couple of days this year because
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: of the way it falls s up. What what? Well,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you know the fifteen. Yeah, the fifteen falls on a
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Sunday this year, so we get couple of extra What
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: did you just say, Tommy? I asked you, did you
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: file quarterly anyway? Yeah? H O, taxies do on the fifteen? Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: listen to me, tom A matter to everybody living. Okay,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. You seen it quarter? You
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: send it in daily on the fifty I asked, don't
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: find a way to want some more? Okay, Si, Steve.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I brought that up because you know it's close and
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know if you have any tax tips.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. I think pay your taxes due,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: not at all. I want to play with these people
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and everything computerized. Now, don't even play with these people.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I stay so legal and clean. Now, lord him, if
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I ow you I'm gonna pay, you might be a
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: little late. But Lord Jesus, before we get into calling me,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have it. You know. If you're getting that
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: letter opening and call, don't let that letter sit there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Don't believe about not man the hell with your hell
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, don't do not let the letter right? What's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: start coming with red rights on red writing that means
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: open open, miss you for the information changing now act
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: like you don't see this color? Yeah. See. Do you
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: think it's best if people file their own taxes or
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: if they should get a tax preparer? Or I mean,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: if you've got a simple, simple job, If you're single
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: and simple, you don't need to pay nobody. You can
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: just do what you'reself. They got apps and stuff that
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: walk you right through the thing. It's real simple. If
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no dependence, you're just filing taxes you've
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: been paying. Just write your stuff down. You ain't got
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: no right off. They't even play with you. If you
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: got a spouse and you got kids, I highly recommend
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you let somebody look at your taxes because you could
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: be missing childcare, daycare credits. You could be missing new laws.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: See this new law that trump nel pass. There's some
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: stuff in there. Fight, So I would recommend getting somebody
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to look at it, because you could miss because there
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: is some stuff in there for you, in this new one.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to go to a place that
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: does taxes and lawn more repair, stay out of there.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: If if they do taxes and anything else, taxes and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: baking here, you don't want to do that. You don't
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: wanna go in right, if they do taxes and tree trimming,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: don't go. Don't go in there, get your taxes. Hold up,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: let me finish these shoes. I can work on your taxes.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Don't go in there. Don't go in there. What about barbershops,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: beauty shops in tax No, they a's in trouble too.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: The dude in the fourth Yeah, it's gonna work. And
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: don't let no relative do yours. She's the smartest. Yeah
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that's a big because he wears glasses. And the phrase
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I learned this in jail, So I can do your
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: tax Yeah you ain't. Andy the frame and miss Anne
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: is here with today's headlines, including the sad news. This
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: is sad. Anti apartheid activist Winnie Mandela has died. She
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: died yesterday. She was eighty one. Eighty one. Yeah, don't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you talk getting scared a little bit, Asian gentlemen, She's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: here this and Trip. Thank you very much, everybody. This
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: is and Trip with the news South Africans and Blacks
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: out the diaspora on mourning the death of Winnie Mandela.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Winnie made Cazela Mandela died after her long illness yesterday
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: at a Johannesburg hospital at age eighty one. Like last year,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: there was word that she was not feeling well, that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: she was ill, and at that time some people said
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: she might perished last year, but she did last this
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: year until age eighty one. The African National Congress says
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: in a statement that Mrs Mandela fought valiantly against apartheid
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and sacrificed her life for the freedom of the country.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: She talked about her fight against white minority rule on
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: CNN back in May of eleven. I was one of
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: those who where with the people fighting physically against apart
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to resume we went. Winnie Mandela, a nurse by profession,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: was Nelson Mandela's second wife, but became the greatest advocate
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: for the freedom of her husband and for other anti
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: apartheid activists. She traveled the world over educating people about
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the daily atrocities committed by the South African government. In
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: though she was convicted of involvement in the kidnapping of
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a teenager who was later found dead, who some people
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: labeled and informant. However, most South African people forgave Winnie
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and still consider her the mother of the nation. Israel
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: says it's getting rid of a controversial plan to deport
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: some thirty thousand African migrants, mostly from Eritrea and Sudan.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That's because the United Nations has agreed to help out
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: by resettling many of the Africans in Canada, Germany, Italy
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and elsewhere over a five year period. Israeli government had
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: planned to send North Africans into either Rwanda or Uganda.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: President Trump is tweeting again. Trump says both the FBI
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and the Justice Department are quote an embarrassment to our
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: country unquote. He criticized CNN and NBC while praising Sinclair Broadcasting.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: That's a pro Trump, pro Trump network of over a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hundred ninety local TV stations, which requires its anchors to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: deliver an identical on camera message calling mainstream press coverage unfair.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: So vessas alone as brother Frank's alone, apologizing for the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: profane tweet he sent out recently attacking one of the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: survivors of the Florida High school shooting, seventeen year old
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: David Hogg. Franks alone used derogatory terms against a teenager
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: now claims he's a shame. Fox News personality Laura Ingraham
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: also mocked the same person, young Mr Hogg, and then
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: several advertisers pulled their commercials from her shell, so she says, well,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You must remember, David Hogg was the only
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: student who said quite eloquently that he felt that a
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: big reason that he and his classmates were receiving so
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: much attention was because of their white skin privilege, and
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that they should use that privilege to press for action
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: for the people of color who often faced possibility of
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: gun violence, but who nobody cares about. That's what David
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: hoggs said. And today is I'll find a rainbow day
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back with more entertainment. Today's trending topics
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour and the Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Show. More tensions over the
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: weekend in Sacramento, guys, Stefan Clark was shot six times
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: in the back. The doctor who performed a second autopsy
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: on the body of Stefan Clark confirmed that Clark was
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: shot eight times. Dr Bennett oh ma Lu oh Ma
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Lu said six of those shots were in the back.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Stefan Clark was un named when he was shot by
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: He was unarmed, I should say, when he was shot
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: by police earlier this month. It was on March eighteen,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to be exact, while in his grandmother's backyard. If the
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: name Dr Bennett Ohmalu sounds familiar to you, it should
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: because he is best known for his work diagnosing brain
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: damage in football players. Remember Will Smith played him uh
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: in the movie Concussion. If you saw that. Yeah. Also,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: retired Sacramento basketball player Matt Barnes is back in the
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: news because he launched a scholarship fund to get Stefan
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Clark's two young sons, two young kids through college. Um,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: so that's great news there. I mean, at least they're
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: college education, you know, is paid for. They won't have
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: to worry about that they lost their father, of course.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't even understand how there isn't any more
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: uproar from other people other than black people. This has
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to become appalling to a serious number of other people
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: in order for this to stop. They are not going
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: to stop killing us because we don't want them to.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: That's not how this will end. This will end when
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: other people get as outraged as black people are. This
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: is the only way this will end. The only way
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: this will end is if there are consequences to police
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: officers who murder black people for no reason. See right now,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: there are no consequences of these police officers get to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: go home after murdering seventy five black people that you
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: hear about in the news, and while they're investigating their
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: unpaid and the dude that choked the man out on
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the corner for selling cigarettes, Eric Gardner and Alton Sterling,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: he free of all of them. They're off until they
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: are consequences. See, we've got to stop with this in
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the line of duty, because what they're making that out
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: is it's as long as you at work in uniform,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: If you at work, you can kill a black person.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: And if you say you felt your life was threatened
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: if you kill a white person, you it won't be
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that way. Do you think the officer is gonna get
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: away with it that killed that innocent white lady that
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: walked up to the car. I bet you he don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: and he shouldn't. All right, coming up at thirty or
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: four after, we're gonna switch gears and uh inject some comedy,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: more comedy into the show. With comedy, Roulette will be
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time Steve for comedy Roulett.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You ready, Jay explained it again. Let me break this down.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: We have new listeners who don't have any idea of
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: what we're doing. Comment very simple, Give us five subjects
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: five anything you want. Put them on the wheel. Spun
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the wheel stop, Yes, spun. Spun it around as in
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to be spunt around as in spin that's totally different. Red,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: spun it around, whit stop. We'll do the damn thing
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: here we go, all right. Number one things you say
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to yourself when you're mad at someone. Number two you
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go to the store. When dot
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: dot dot Number three stuff you don't like to watch,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: but you watch it. Anyway to keep them happy. You
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: know we all know about that or him whatever. Number four,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Number four, you know she's not coming back when okay,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: number five, people who never chip in, come on, let's
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: go cat, let's be jes Woa it came on. Number one.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone, yourself,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: when you're mad at someone. Oknn, hear some things you
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. I'm gonna
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: let it go this time, but the next damn time. Oh,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell up on me. Hell, it's gonna
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: be hell. Just when I always say to myself, but
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at other people, I'm trying not to go jail.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. You say, I'm calling my best
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm trying not to go to jail. You're
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: really mad. No, No, you're mad court dates everything you nephew,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? That's all right? Drink
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that water that I put up in that drink that
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: drink all right. Things you say to yourself when you're
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: mad at someone. Steve better go head on, you better
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: go head on. This is black, that's all that is God.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Thing you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. Lord,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: please work with me, Jesus, Father, Father, take me down
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: so I don't kill us. That's why I always say
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: that I'm always mad somebody. That's just something you said
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: before to somebody. That's why your ass broke. Now that's
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  Speaker 1: where that hurts. Jr. That that hurts. But you say
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  Speaker 1: it to yourself. What you know what that's that's that's
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  Speaker 1: why I got another woman. That's right here. I ain't
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: got to come. This is tough. You say to yourself
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: with your stupid it sounds just like that. Oh I've
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: heard you say that. It was to your job. Oh
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm talking about Mom was talking to me. Thanks.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You say to people when you mad. It can't get
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: up out of hill. Facebook, all right, come on take
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  Speaker 1: us No, no, no, okay, let's tell this says a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: lot my family. I'm calling crime stopping. They're gonna get
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: a tip today. Yeah, show glad that ain't my baby.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Never you tell me it's a prying phone call. Coming
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: up right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy is here, the nephew with the spring phone call.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: What you got now a wedding with butchy m hmm, oh,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring up the first time thought I ain't
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: read it. Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Alan.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: He'll how you're doing this? Butcher man? But yeah, you was.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You was at the cookout the other day with the family.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm christians Couse. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: was that you was at the cookouts of the day.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. I know the
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: winding is in the next two weeks, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you you're ready for that? Yeah? Okay, Well, hey man,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a problem that you
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: know that we kind of wanted to call you about,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you know, because the family got to get and he
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: had a little meeting, like and what the deal is
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: is this Hill? I know, I know you're excited to
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  Speaker 1: want to marry my cousin and she kind of excited
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  Speaker 1: too about the whole thing. But you know, like the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: family members we got together and decided that uh, for
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  Speaker 1: right now, I mean right now we're feel like we've
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: been to call the wed now for right now, what
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you talk what you're talking about calling the wind off?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: We'll see you know everybody thank you cool and and
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  Speaker 1: uh you know we're real real passionate man about you know,
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  Speaker 1: people marrying into our family or whatever. Like you know
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: that the gathering of them that you know that was
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a potlok thing. Everybody brains something right on. Christian ain't
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: never told me like that about what about something about
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  Speaker 1: not getting no married? Okay, we'll see right here, Like
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I said, this is what the family doesn't decided on.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: What the family decided on. Okay, see, this is what
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. See, we're real closing their
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: family and it's like this here see further of all,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: let me get you to understand this here you're talking
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to Butchie right now, all right, here's a deal. You know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: we didn't decided that the weird name in the appum
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  Speaker 1: in two weeks until like when we had we had
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: the potluck barbecue. Everybody brain something? Why you ain't brain
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  Speaker 1: no what you're talking about I'm paying for Oh oh
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that's what you've been to throw up in our face,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that you're paying for the wind Hell yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to bring. Hey man, everybody brains someone we have
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  Speaker 1: a pot. Look, you know, everybody brains something contribute to
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to to the function or the event that's going on.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: You know, if you to walk up in there and
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I have none, that let us know what kind of
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: person you're gonna be in the family. We can't add it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? This butcher right here? I don't
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: know no butcher. Look, I came to the family gathering picnic.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I came there and showed up, loving on all y'all,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: telling y'all great, this is gonna be. And now you're
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: telling me I can't married Kristen. Is that what telling me? Amen?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: The family that already voted to win the family vote. Dog,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: that's it. I ain't marrying the family, you man. You're
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: married my cousin Christian. That's what you're trying to do.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: And then you ain't been the man. Huh. Look, let
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: me calling up to my job talking like this. I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: already on hot from the day with some boots, my
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: supervise that I'm pulls. Do not come calling me with
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  Speaker 1: no books. Hey man, let me tell you this here.
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  Speaker 1: Until we can decide that you're good for Christians until
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: we can decide that you know you can handle being married, hud,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and you come correct as a family member, and if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna come to pod luck, then you bring up.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: You ain't braining nothing. I ain't gotta fear, ain't nothing.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'm paying for this way and I don't get what's
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: up there? All that money I didn't drop for this?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: How about two bottles of wine to it you? When
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you when I ain't seen no wine. I don't care
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: if you've got that wine or not. I saw her
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: mamma drinking it. Okay, well, I ain't getting no wine.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I don't remember nobody bringing no wine. See butching on
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to see everything that go on. I got class. I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: don't know what he's talking about, butche whatever. I bought
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: some wine. My mama was drinking it. And I ain't
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: playing that this way and going down. I don't spend
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: over twenty three dollars on that, man, I haven't already
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: told you that the family didn't voted on that the win.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I don't give up what the family voted on. How
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: don't pay for this? I ain't heard nothing from Christian
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: about this. Christian might not know what we didn't voted on.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: We made the season. Um sometimes for everybody you understand
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: that don't include me. We'll let Kristen know that we've
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: been to stop the wed Well, I'm just calling to
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: let you know before I tell her what's up. You're
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: trying to tell me Christin don't even know. Now. We
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: ain't telling Hord that we don't agree with you yet,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna stop the wind. We ain't told
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: of it. Man out of here. I don't paid all
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: this money for this man. You ain't stopping. Hey man,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I haven't already told you what we're doing. All right,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing to continue to go back and forth with you.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You better go off my all, raising your voice at me.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll tell you what. Let me say
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: this to you. I don't care if I got to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: bust up in that church and stop this wedding because
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you don't win against what we just said. Whatever I
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: got to do, I don't know who you with. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: wish your try to stop this wedding. Look, we can
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: handle it right now. I can get off of work.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm already going through some books and I'm already on fire.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I will come there and bust yo. Right now, do
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you know what see see see see what she was
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: going with Nigel. See Nigel, ain't act like this what what?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know you and bring that me and that
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  Speaker 1: already have don't even bring that came up in me? Amen. Amen,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just keeping it real with you. Nigel. A act
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: like this hill that we don't have words and if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: that want to come and bust up in that too,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: he get dealt with up like that. Man all. I'm
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: just trying to say, it's a harm family hunting. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear nothing about this no more. Tell
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: me where to beat and we can deal with this
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm just letting you know. The family then
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: voted the founding and already voting. Now what we will
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: do we'll push the wind back and and then give
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: us time to reevaluate you and we evaluate me. I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: don't even know evaluate you from y'all. And then Christie
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: getting married and I put some money on this. All
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I know is the wed and ain't happening that the
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: wed and is happening now. I thought I'm paid, Paul,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: it's some bulls you the family we're gonna get married
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: in two and a half weeks and if y'all don't
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: come in, if y'all come up in that, y'all gonna
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: get dealt with it straight. And I'm bringing that. I'm
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: trying to say alone. Amen, I'm trying to tell you
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: man right now, the family don't want you in the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: family right now. I don't give about you. Ain't in
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: love with y'all. I'm here and Christins can give up.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: If I see y'all ever again. I'm gonna tell you
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: this here. The family voted on one more thing. You
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: need to go on. Know that while we at it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: This ain't no damn democracy. We're getting married between and
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I and if y'all I don't want to be there,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: jump off and at this. Yeah, it's one more thing.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't vote it on what you don't vote it on.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: We voted on this. This is nephew Tommy from the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Christians and Todd Family got me
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call you y'all. I'm still to come
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: to the wedding, Tommy, I don't put all that money
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  Speaker 1: out like that. I was like, you know, sign, I
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: got one more thing. I got to ask you, dog,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Steve if Morning Baby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being real with you, man, somebody gonna you up.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty This laughter is actually loosen enough my chest
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  Speaker 1: because that's actually what's happened. That's what laugh this good
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  Speaker 1: Thursday Friday Side of the Baby April five, six seven, Lexington,
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  Speaker 1: kentuck It Comedy on Broadway, Thursday Friday. Sadday here, I come,
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  Speaker 1: neph you on the way, been by two and a
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  Speaker 1: hand year since I've been there. Get your tickets. They
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  Speaker 1: don't sell right now. So you got a whole new
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  Speaker 1: show for him, Yes, sir, let him have it? Yes, sir?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: How many shows you're doing? I'm doing five right now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's sell them out. Yes, one Thursday to
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  Speaker 1: Friday too, sad mh problem. Okay, at least at the
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  Speaker 1: minimum for me. B seven, I know you you ate.
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  Speaker 1: At least ain't the winning. Well I came to seven.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do three, three and one, but they're gonna
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: have to add one. They're gonna have to add pep boy.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know how to sell out a man
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: on social media. Nothing that did a rum boy, and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: you were hungry back then too, weren't you. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: have Do we have enough time for me to throw
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: this out there? No? No, we don't. We have to go.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: We can do it. We can do it when we
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, we can do it when we come
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: back because nothing. Yeah, we'll do it at eight o'clock.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Just coming up, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: It's the Strawberry Letter. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Before we got to the Strawberry Letter, Steve, Now, what
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: did you want to throw out before we went? Here's
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: a question, and I want everybody to go to my
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Instagram page and then because I might post it tomorrow.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Should I come back for at least one special? Should I?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: When you say come back, you mean you stand Should
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I come back to stand up and do one most special?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I think he'd come back. I think you want to. Yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: that's what it is, because because you keep bringing it
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: up that he's still hungry. Yeah, I think you should.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And there's so much going on in the world right now,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want to come back this world? This? Yeah,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have to talk to you all off
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the air because let me have the idea. I got
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: this a little bit different than that. Oh oh really,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: so okay, So when you posted you want people to vote, yes,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: vote now I'm gonna post it on Instagram. Should I
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: come back? Should the king return? Or shall I say,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: should one of the kings return? Should I do? I
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: have all? Lord? I got something to say, though. I
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: think you should take your own advice at this point.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Don't leave this earth doing the thing you're supposed to
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: do and not know it. If you know you're suposed
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to do this, show, do it. Boy, what's good advice? Jr.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: That's very good advice. And I was too. But but
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: if I think about it, one thing you do the best.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Don't leave nothing to
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: right because you don't ever wanted to be a question. Man,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I should have done that. I should have done You
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: didn't do it? Yeah, I said, he come back and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: do it? Show with hunting folk man that before I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Boy, you probably it's almost like
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: you you have to steve because is it? It's itching?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you have that itch, you have
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: that hunger. It hasn't it hasn't itched me before. Now,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I don't you know, what a man. But like I'm just,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do like so many people do.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I went out on top. I didn't want to stay
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: too long there. I closed my career filling up arenas,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: not theaters arenas. I closed selling out Phillips selling out
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: MGM god, I closed selling out the Verizon. I closed
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: selling out radio sit That's how I called heavy? Is
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the itch? Is it? Every days? Yeah? I've been thinking
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: about it, man, because well, okay, here's a question. Do
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: you do like let's say and Eddie Murphy used to
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: do or Kevin Hart does now? And you do smaller
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: arenas and work out your your stuff and then go
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: to work. But I'm just going to the spot. Oh
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: of course, all right, we gotta get to the letter
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: right now. But we're gonna we're gonna revisit Thistaco tunes.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Have a wish wish, we'll talk about it more. Let's look,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: let's get to the cross sad buggle up, hold on time,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: we got it for you. Here it is Strawberry letter
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: s crowd Saturday. Here we go, Um subject, what should
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I do here? Good morning everyone there in the studio.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I got this problem that I always find the perfect woman. Well,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: it sort of perfect to be with me. I'm a tall,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: dark and very handsome young man trying to make it
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: in life. But right now I don't feel that way
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: because I thought part of being a man is to
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: treat your woman like you would care for your mother.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I'm nice to her, but she says she doesn't like
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: me being nice to her all the time. At times
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: she wants me to hit her because every time we argue,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I walk away and just ask why, why? Why? Darn it? Why? Okay,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: well you can say that I would never even think
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: of putting I would never even think of putting a
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: hand on a woman. What should I do? Should I
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: stay I really do love her? Or should I go?
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Please help sign? Dang ladies, I'm a good man. Okay,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: dear good man, there's a little letter, big issues. You say.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You're tall, you're dark, you're very handsome, and trying to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: make it in life with a sort of perfect woman
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: for you. Let me just tell you that a woman
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: who's perfect for you will have your back. She'll have
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: similar goals and interests. She'll have, you know, similar aspirations
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: that you have. She'll be with you, she'll be loving you,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: she'll be supporting you as you make your way. As
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you say in life, a woman who thinks you're too
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: nice and wants you to hit her is crazy. Okay,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: this woman she's drama filled. You want to stay away
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: from that. This woman is not a good match for you.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Please know that no real woman wants her man to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: hit her. You know the best thing to me about
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: this whole letter is that you've had a good sense
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to walk away when the arguments, you know, get heated,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: and not put your hands on her. As far as
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: a man treating his woman, uh like his mom, I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: say not exactly. You know, of course you want to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: respect your woman and all of that. But the way
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you love your woman is going to be different from
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: the way you love your mom. But yes, by all
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: means treat her well, you know, be a good man
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: to her. You say you really do love her. Should
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you stay or should you go? I don't think you
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: should stay. I just I just really don't you. You
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: guys are not right for each other. You say you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: a good man, you need a good woman by your side,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: not one this drama field and wants you to hit her,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: you know, and all that stuff. She's trouble. She's just
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: trouble and and it means, you know, good Steve. Well,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: it's a hard one here because it doesn't make no sense.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: You need to read it again. And they got it broke.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Let me see, good morning everyone here in the studio.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I got this problem that I always find a perfect woman,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: well sort of perfect to be with me. I'm a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: tall dog and fair, handsome young man trying to make
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: it in life. Right now. I don't feel that way
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: because I thought part of being a man that is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: to treat your woman like you would care for your mother.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I'm nice to help, but she said she don't like
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: me being nice to her all the time. She won't
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: mean it hither every time we all, I walk away?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Why why, why? Why? I could never even think of
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: putting my hand on woman? What should I do? Should
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: that's a really do level? Or should I go? Please help? Son?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Damn ladies, I'm a good man. I just let this
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: full of bullcrap right here. Let me read through this
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: for y'all. Right here, I'm gonna tell y'all something about me,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and this ain't how me and right, so let's just
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: understand there's a lot of shaking this in here. First
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: of all, he ain't all he say he is. Anytime
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you see a man that describes himself, I'm a tall
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: dog and very handsome young man. How you know, times
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you're just spending the mirror looking telling yourself, Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a very tall dog, very handsome young man. But right
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  Speaker 1: now I don't feel that way. I don't. Oh now
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  Speaker 1: you don't feel pretty. When I come back, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: break down. All right. We'll have part two of Steve's
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  Speaker 1: to part two of your response to today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: I've been reading the letter a couple of times while
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  Speaker 1: we was gonna break I see it now. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a tall dog and very handsome young man trying
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  Speaker 1: to make an in life. But right now I don't
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: feel that way because I felt that part of being
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: a man is to treat your woman like you would
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: care for your mother. Well, that's an exact true statement, Shirley,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you because what he said was correct.
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  Speaker 1: I thought part of being a man is to treat
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  Speaker 1: your woman like you would care for your mother. That's
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: the treatment of his woman. It's similar to the treatment
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: of his mother, not the love so and now he's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: absolutely correct. Then dot dot dot dot. I'm nice to her,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: but she says she doesn't like me being nice to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: her all the time. At times she wants me to
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: hit her because every time we all go I walk
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  Speaker 1: away and just asked, then't it's a capital letter? Why? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why damn it? Why? It sounds like he's a winy
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  Speaker 1: type little dude. Oh you he got to be young man.
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  Speaker 1: If he ain't, this letter is in far worse condition
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: than his shoes. But if he's in his thirties, this
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: is really we're getting close to catastrophe. I would never
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: even think of putting my hand on woman. What should
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I do? I? Should I stay? I really do love?
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  Speaker 1: Or should I go? Please sign? Damn? Ladies, I'm a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: good man. Well, brother, let's let's not be so quick.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's some other areas in manhood. You lacking? Like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: number one? I thank you full of yourself. You're such
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: a perfect man, and you love her so much? What
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: is y'all aging about all the time? And then why
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: you always do the perfect thing? You walk away and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: you ask yourself why? Why? Why? Damn why? That's because
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: you're a drama made hill. I thank your asses, heavily
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: involved in Shakespeare some other type of actor. Of course
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: that I really do. I think he's a drama guy. Well,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: a few things. You want them to know you you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: don't hit women. You want them to know that you
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: want him to know that you're tall, dark, and very handsome,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: and you want him to know that. Damn you're a
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: good man. Well are you really tall? Five seven? Do
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you have a little hand? Damn, ladies, I'm a good man.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: One thing I know about being a real good man.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's daughter gonna won't you. Donna want you as soon
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: as somebody threw with your Somebody gonna want you, pat
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: But you can't seem to hold it together. So let's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: really start evaluating a couple of things here. First of all,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're tall. I think you're five seven.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're dark at all. I think you're high, yell,
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  Speaker 1: I think you're five seven high, and then very very
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I think your little glass little boy, I think your
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: little troll dog look a little. I think you're rolling
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: around and scanned people off. I don't know what that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: happened at the house, you know? Did she borrow your brushes?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Is that what y'all all about? Did you did you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: tell her to stop and pointed at it with one
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: of them a little bit of hands? Was you standing
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: on the steps talking to trying to appear tall? I
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  Speaker 1: know my answer appears ridiculous, but ridiculous letters require ridiculous responses,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: So let's just go on. So why, why, why? Why?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's time for a point. Come on, So
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  Speaker 1: dark and lovely and tall? Am I trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out the single question? Why? I asked myself in all
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: my beauty? Does anybody think I'm tall? Anybody but me?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Some people say I'm tall. I'm only five seven. But
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: when I'm with my woman, I swear she feels like
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: she's in heaven. But I wear her, treat her. I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: treat her just like my mother, But she says, hold on,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: little boy, I want to feel like another Maybe I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: want to feel like I'm your lover. Have me like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: your mother would be. I want to be like your
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: girl would be. Spank me, big Daddy, spank me. I'll
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: call you big Daddy. Even though you're small. I call
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: you big Daddy, even though you ain't tall. You're only
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: five seven. I'm the doorstep to heaven. But I look
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: at you. Are you my man? I can't tell? Because
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: you all right, Steve, We've got to get out of here.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter at my girls, surely and don't forget.
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• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: you who joined me, I appreciate it. Tell your friends
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: switching gears. Now, the Dash for d C is over.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: What am I talking about? Well, that was fast, I said.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: The Dash for d C is over. A month after
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: launching her campaign. I'm talking about Stacy Dash. Now, Stacy
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: has ended her run for Congress. Yeah, okay, this is
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what she said. This is what she posted on Twitter. Okay,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: she said. She said at this point, she said, at
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: this point, I believe that the overall bitterness surrounding our
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: political process. Participating in the rigors of campaigning and holding
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: elected office would be detrimental to the health and saying
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: of my family. She said. Riggers, riggers with an aura.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: The outspoken Republican Stacy Dash was running for a seat
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: from the Compton slash Watts area of l A. Said
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: she'd continued to speak out about the problems facing her district.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: So there you go, she's ended her Campa watched she
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna win that ending her campaign, and thousands were
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: at the White House Easter egg Roll. Will tell you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: about that too, what the President had to say to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the children when we come back. You're listening to the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Yesterday, nearly thirty thousand people attended the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: White House Easter egg Roll. Now do you remember last
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: year Sean Spicer who was Press Secretary, then he was
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: dressed as the Easter Bunny. Remember that? Well, this year,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: the White House planned a lot of activities for the children,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: including First Lady Milania Trump added lawn bowling, which is fun,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: they say. They were cookie and egg decoration activities, and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: kids made greeting cards for the troops. Uh. Sarah Sanders,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: the Press secretary read to the kids, and the President
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: of Sarah Sanders, Yeah, she read to the kids, did
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: and the President had something to say to the kids.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Check it out. Take a listen. Our military will soon
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: be at a level that it's never been before. It's
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you see what's happening, and you see what's happening with funding.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: The funding of our military was so important and so
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: many military people are with us today. So just think
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: of seven hundred billion dollars because that's all going into
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: our military this year. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: can we at the Eastern can we play the right
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  Speaker 1: sound bite? That's it, that's what. That's what he says.
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  Speaker 1: Think about funding the kids? Was going to he says,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: finding damn eggs out here. Then he said, just think
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: about funding the kids? Was going Did he say it's
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: time to find him? No, he said funding We're trying
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: to find him. That you and your wife with that accent,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: what is going on? But the dude that I love
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: them most is little Barren. Barren just was trying to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: hide behind the pole. Bar don't give a dam about
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: being the first boy. Where Barron has no interest in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: being first boy. He don't he don't give it that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: first lady whatever. I don't give a damn about being
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the first boy because it ain't been a boy in
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: the White House in a long time. Because the Obama's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: had two girls. George Bush had two girls president girl.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: You know you know what Bush daughters got drunk this
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: doing what college kids do. So it ain't he don't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: even care about being the first boy. I just that's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: my dude right there. He looked so damn un concerned.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: He was hide behind the pole man whatever. Yeah, to
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: keep pulling them out. I really have to do dad. Yeah,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: because they pulled him out behind that pole. He would
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: write over that was a crazy speech to give to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: some kids, kids who want hey back Donald Trump and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: he's a billion that he don't have fun. He makes money. Yeah,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: money moves. We can quit tripping. Yeah. This dude fitting
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: to beat, He fit to du mo. This is what Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Well and even with all of that, the nephew is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: still here. He still took the time to us an
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: easter poem. It let's do it, let's do it. It
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: is y'all. Y'all just gotta feel me on this one. Now,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: feel me, Okay, I'm feeling. I didn't see my side
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: piece this easter. The candy of my eye, so I
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: got no chocolate bunny, and this brown just wants to die. No,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't see my side peeps this easter. Had to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: spend it with my folks. No, I didn't see my
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: side piece this Easter. And I'm sad. And that's no
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: yokel right, that's sad. That's no yoke. Boy. You want
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: there working that easter? O. Your side piece was calling you,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: but you just wouldn't take her call. I think that
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you thought the better of it, because you were sitting
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: there in front of all. If you had picked up
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: your phone and said, hello, girl, how are you? You
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: and I both know that that would have been the
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: end of you. Easter ain't the same, never will be
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: for you. Your stupid ass had an answer that phone,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: nor dumb ass would have been through. So your side
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: pieces where she should be somewhere on the side and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: remember the upcoming holiday. Her ass is still gonna have
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to have let him know that they in second place.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: That's where you need to stay. I wanted to let
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: this food. If you love it, I love it. That
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: was great, beautiful, beautiful. Oh you did that. You did
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: damn thing. This is the day you can go see
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: side piece. But now this is the day. Yeah right,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: you can roll up take that Easter month easter basket,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: but a couple of slices of ham you brought from
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: that wrapped up and fall. Come on, girl, I got
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: some fun. But yeah, I got some cranberry sauce, steel
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: cold banana because I'm thinking about you. Banana then turn
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: brown a little bit. Wow is the day you roll up?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Side pieces? This your day. I'm sorry, guys, I got
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: I have to hear this one more time. What did
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: the president say to the kids? I just can't believe
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: our military will soon be at a level that it's
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: never been before. Or it's you see what's happening, and
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: you see what's happening with funding. The funding of our
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: military was so important and so many military people are
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: with us today. So just think of seven hundred billion
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: dollars because that's all going into our military this year.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: How did we just cannot believe? What did we do
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: as a people that would make us end with the
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: president and didn't vote? Absolutely and didn't vote. You're absolutely right. Yeah,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: let that be a lesson to those of you who
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: voted and didn't vote. All right, coming up at the
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, we're gonna talk about the n
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: C Double A Championship. Guys. You saw the game, Steve, right,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: novod Boris was just too too strong. Right after this,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, last night, Steve,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: it was the n C Double A Championship. No vote
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: the championship game. It's too much that way they spread
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: their team. You know, they had athletes on Michigan. You know,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I was hoping Michigan could give them a little bit
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: more because they had some athletes over there. But Villanova, man,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: they just they so well coached. Could that team be
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: the proteins? Hell? No, no, don't no, no protein. They
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: as they couldn't be the protein if if they played
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: one out of ten series, they're not gonna beat the program.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: And why do you say that? Because they're pros at
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: a whole another level. Most of the college kids will
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: never see the pros. Understand that all these dudes that's
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: college stars there you're gonna be I'm talking about the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: worst protein in the league. I'm talking about the worst
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: protein but at Gonzaga. Don't send nobody to the pros.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: But they're a good team though, produce. Don't say nobody
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: to the What about Cleveland? The Cleveland Browns. Could they
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: beat the Clevelanrown? Yeah? Probably, Michigan could beat the clear
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: and we also that's what, No, they could beat the
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: brown We beat right, y'all have a one. We're switching
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: from football. The Browns haven't won in two seasons. They
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: have not won one game two years. Okay, back to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: the n C double A. Don't we don't want to
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: depress you. See congratulations building over wildcast and let's just
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: drop it there. We also have to congratulate Notre Dame.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: They beat Mississippi State sixty eight Sunday night. Broke my heart, man,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I was pulling from them girls out of the silp
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: so bad. Man, that's two years in the row. They'd
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: have lost that thing. But the tall girl, Triman's, she filed. Man.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I wish I could go down there and work with her,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: because she just has to learn how to take one bounce,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: collect herself then turned. But they got her where they
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: throw it to as soon as she get it, they
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: got her turning. Y'all gotta teach her how to dribble
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: and collect herself then turned. She would be unstoppable if
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: she had a drop step. If I could just work
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: with that and show her a drop step. Speaking of help,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: could you help Kevin Durant because he needs help to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: what what is it? What is going on now? Man?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: He'll be all right when it's clutched town. He's gonna
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: need know how to keep it Timber. I don't know
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: what's all them dudes. Man, They just firing for the million.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: I would complain about nothing. Draymond get a lot of
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: technicals they just want a holiday. Man, y'all got the
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: best team on earth. Let's play the damn game. Let's
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: go win the damn games. Tone your hair, play the game.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: You have a temper, you get mad. We ain't playing
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: basketball though, can't nobody to fire me, can't about to
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: send you to the showered it out and then I
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: apologize on Twitter. That's how it worked. We wouldn't even
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: get through the show. We had a referee. Oh no,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you know Steve's nerve, Dad cussing on Steve flavor foul flavor.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Oh y'all you oh man, we cannot kick you out
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: of the game. We cannot have him getting fired at all.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Your temper is bad. So what would you tell Kevin
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Durant though, I mean, you know he got If he
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: gets another technical, he gets suspended for a game. And
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: with the playoffs coming, you can't afford that because they
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: got too many injuries. Draymond is injured, Steph Curry's injured.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: If he misses a game, the Golden State can't beat anyone.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Draymond Stefan and and and and and and Durant out, yeah,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: and Clay just coming back. But if Steph and Draymond
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: and Durant is not on the floor. The Golden State
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Warriors can't beat anybody in the playoffs conference because Steph
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: is hurt man, Durant has to maintain his poise and
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: stay on the floor. Clay Thompson and Draymond is not
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: enough to win no playoffs. Why doesn't he know that?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't he stay focused? You know that? But to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: all of them dudes, Rashid Wallace new that. It's just
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: some dudes, man, and it once you get a reputation,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you know the rest figured you're not gonna show me up.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: It was a bad call on the rent. It really
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  Speaker 1: was a bad call on the technical and the lack
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  Speaker 1: of file call it. But it is what it is, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna change nothing. You you gripe and don't
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  Speaker 1: change the call. Nobody said, Hey, he's houlding at me,
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  Speaker 1: let it go. Change call. But you're saying, calm it
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  Speaker 1: down now so he won't get another one and and
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  Speaker 1: miss if he gets another one, he misses a playoff
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  Speaker 1: game and they will not win that game. Without Steph,
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  Speaker 1: Cary and Durant on the floor. They can't. The team
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  Speaker 1: is not that good because they other players. They need
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  Speaker 1: him what they be doing. They shot for a balls?
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  Speaker 1: What they do? Listen, we gotta move on for air
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  Speaker 1: balls in the half hit no real, no money coming
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  Speaker 1: up and do that? Give me that ball? Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about you. Guys are gonna love this
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  Speaker 1: job openings at Netflix and at a new dist camp
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the stew Alright, staying
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  Speaker 1: home and binge watching your favorite Netflix shows is a
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  Speaker 1: common occurrence these days. A lot of us do that,
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  Speaker 1: right well. Netflix recently listed a new job opening for
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  Speaker 1: what they call an editorial analyst of original content. Now
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  Speaker 1: what that means is the job is basically a professional
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  Speaker 1: binge TV watcher. Okay, alright. Netflix recently listed a new
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  Speaker 1: job Steve for an opening. They call it an editorial
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  Speaker 1: analyst of original content. Okay, that's what the job if.
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  Speaker 1: That's the technical term of the job. But really it's
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  Speaker 1: just basically a professional binge watcher. If you're into binge
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  Speaker 1: watching TV, this would be the job for you. Editorial
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  Speaker 1: analyst of original content. That's what you can tell your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Or I work for net Flicks, you know, I'm an
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  Speaker 1: editorial analyst of original cont Yeah, but yeah, what all
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  Speaker 1: you do. All you're doing is being binge watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: So listen, you're not right. And then qualified candidates must
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  Speaker 1: be knowledgeable about TV and movies and have an ability
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  Speaker 1: to summarize what they're watching. Plus plenty of time, plenty
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  Speaker 1: of time on their hands, which this counts you out, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: plenty of time on their hands to watch TV, to
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  Speaker 1: watch the programming. Okay, so do you think who do
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  Speaker 1: you think would be good at this job? At the
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  Speaker 1: job binge watching? Yeah, binge watching, Steve, you couldn't do
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  Speaker 1: it because you have too many other jobs. Watch I'm
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  Speaker 1: being making you own TV and can't watch yourself making making?
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  Speaker 1: But when you watch TV? Do you watch a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Netflix? Well? I watched some olt Man. I've got
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  Speaker 1: to tell you if you have to watch Netflix. Birdman's
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  Speaker 1: documentary of his life is called Before Anything. That was
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  Speaker 1: My faith, Before Anything, Before a n y th h
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  Speaker 1: a n G Before Anything. My favorite dude man, bird
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  Speaker 1: Man is my favorite. That dog. I love that dude man.
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  Speaker 1: He reminds me. His friends reminded me so much of
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  Speaker 1: my friends. You know, I never was in the dope
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  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. I'm not saying that at all.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't just the attitude, but the way I grew
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  Speaker 1: up with them cats and they loyalty to me and
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  Speaker 1: our friendship and the things we did on a much
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  Speaker 1: different level. Me and my boys wasn't dealing dope or
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that. But Birdman's story Man was so compelling.
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  Speaker 1: Man and how he turned his life around. And Man
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  Speaker 1: before anything, I love the name Vision, his boy, his brother, Slim,
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  Speaker 1: the neighbor of the programs produced by Slim Vision. Love
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  Speaker 1: of dudes. Man, you don't even understand how I feel
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  Speaker 1: about that boy right there, Man before anything. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: just like that, just everything rough and some stuff left out.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you that some pieces listening in here.
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  Speaker 1: But it was enough. You know, somebody came to me.
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  Speaker 1: They came to me about my life document. Who's gonna
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  Speaker 1: play me? Well? Nothing silence from sad Marv the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve text day is April seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask you. See April seventeen, we
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  Speaker 1: got an extra day, extra couple of days this year
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  Speaker 1: because of the way it falls. What what Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the fifteen. Yeah, the fifteen falls on a Sunday this year,
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  Speaker 1: so we got couple of next year. What did you
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  Speaker 1: just say, Tom? I asked you, did you file quarterly anyway? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Tom, April matter to everybody living. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it damn you send it quarter, you
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  Speaker 1: send it in daily. On the fifty, I asked, gonna
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  Speaker 1: find a way to Waltson more Oki, Steve. I brought
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  Speaker 1: that up because you know it's close and I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to know if you have any tax tips. That
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  Speaker 1: was a good one. I think pay your taxes, dude.
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  Speaker 1: The people not at all. I want to play with
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  Speaker 1: these people and everything computerized. Now, don't even play with
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  Speaker 1: these people. I stay so legal and clean. Now, Lord him,
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  Speaker 1: if I ow you, I'm gonna pay. You might be
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  Speaker 1: a little late, but Lord Jesus, before we get into
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  Speaker 1: calling me, you're gonna have it. You know. If you're
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  Speaker 1: getting that letter opening and call, don't let that letter.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be taking about note man, the hell with you? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't do not let the letter right with coming with
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  Speaker 1: red right red writing that means open open, miss you
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  Speaker 1: for the information. Change and now act like you don't
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  Speaker 1: see this color. Yeah, Steve, do you think it's best
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  Speaker 1: to people file their own taxes or if they should
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  Speaker 1: get a tax preparer? Well, I mean, if you've got
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  Speaker 1: a simple, simple job, if you're single and simple, you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: don't need to pay nobody. You can just do what
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  Speaker 1: you're self. They got apps and stuff that walk you
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  Speaker 1: right through the thing. It's real simple. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no dependence, you're just filing taxes. You've been paying.
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  Speaker 1: Just write your stuff down. You ain't got no right off.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't even playing with you. If you got a spouse
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  Speaker 1: and you got kids, I highly recommend you let somebody
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  Speaker 1: look at your taxes because you could be missing childcare,
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  Speaker 1: daycare credits. You could be missing uh new laws. See
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: this new law that Trump them pass. It's some stuff
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: in there. Fight, So I would recommend getting somebody to
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  Speaker 1: look at it because you could miss because there is
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  Speaker 1: some stuff in there for you in this new one.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't want to go to a place that
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  Speaker 1: does taxes and lawnmore repair, stay out of there. If
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  Speaker 1: if they do tax is anything else, Yeah, taxes and bacon.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go in if they do taxes and tree trimming. Don't
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  Speaker 1: go don't go in there, get your taxes while you
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  Speaker 1: wait for your hold up. Let me finish these shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I can work on your taxes. Don't go in there.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go in there. What about barbershops, beauty shops in
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  Speaker 1: tax No, they as in trouble too. The dude in
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  Speaker 1: the fourth share it's gonna work. Don't let no relatives
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  Speaker 1: do yours. The smartest one because he wears glasses and
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  Speaker 1: the phrase I learned this in jail, so I can
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  Speaker 1: do your tax Yeah, you ain't. Adding the frame. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, Steve Harvey is back with his with his
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks, Thank God, because Lord remember Tommy's from yesterday
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  Speaker 1: about the side pieces. You're listening to? All right, Steve,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: last break of the Daytime for your clothing remarks. What
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  Speaker 1: do you have for us today? My friend? Well, um,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: I did UH and Act like a Success seminar this
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  Speaker 1: past weekend on Saturday down at in Los Angeles by
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  Speaker 1: the airport at the Renaissance Hotel. Uh. Doreen Raymie does
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  Speaker 1: a good job of running my Act like a Success seminars.
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  Speaker 1: And I was a keynote speaker at the graduation on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna bring a piece of that to
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  Speaker 1: what I talked to him about. And I want to
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  Speaker 1: keep motivating people. One of the greatest motivations in my
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  Speaker 1: life was my dreams. My dreams were so motivating to
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  Speaker 1: me because it put me in a place of not
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: so much focusing on where I was, but it caused
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: me to put my focus on where I was headed,
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  Speaker 1: and so as dismal as to where I was was,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't throw me off as sinking of a feeling
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  Speaker 1: as I had at times in my life. Because of
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: my dreams, I didn't I didn't feel sunken as low
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  Speaker 1: as I had gotten at some points in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ever think I wasn't gonna ever come up
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  Speaker 1: because of my dreams. My dreams inspired me to keep going.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying to you is this, People asked me, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what motivates you? What makes you keep going? It's my dreams.
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  Speaker 1: What causes you to keep getting up going to work
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  Speaker 1: when you sick, fighting through all the stuff they're saying
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  Speaker 1: about you. How do you handle all this negativity around
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: you and you just keep going. It's my dreams, It's
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: my faith in God. It's my faith in God that
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  Speaker 1: there's no way He brought me this far to leave me.
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  Speaker 1: That because you hating on me, You ain't my God,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't my savior. You can't hate me out of
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: what He has for me, and you're hating me. Cannot
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  Speaker 1: stop nothing God has for me or for you. So
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  Speaker 1: my faith in God and my dreams have been my motivation.
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  Speaker 1: So let me share what I shared with them on Satday. Motivation.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him? Now, this is good with motivation. It's
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  Speaker 1: when your dreams put on work clothes. Did you hear me? Motivation?
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  Speaker 1: It's when your dreams put on work clothes, when your
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: dreams dress up and go to that's the motivation. NW
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  Speaker 1: you motivated. You don't put some work clothes on them dreams.
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  Speaker 1: Because see, you can stay sleep and have your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: or you can wake up and you can chase them.
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  Speaker 1: You need to wake up and chase them. You need
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  Speaker 1: to wake up and chase them dreams. You need to
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  Speaker 1: put some work clothes on them, jeans. You gotta get
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  Speaker 1: some grit, some dirty on you. You gotta put work
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  Speaker 1: clothes on your dreams. That's your motivation. I'm motivated because man,
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  Speaker 1: my dreams. They keep me going because it means I'm
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  Speaker 1: headed somewhere. Your dreams make your head somewhere. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta get stuck on him. Like I tell people
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  Speaker 1: all the time that I keep a plaque in my
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  Speaker 1: office in Atlanta that says, and and dude send it
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  Speaker 1: to me. A friend of mine, when I was going
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: through a bunch of messed up stuff, he sent me
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  Speaker 1: a plaque that says, if you're going through hell, just
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  Speaker 1: keep going. Why would you stop down? Why would you
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: stop in hell? You're going through hell? Just keep going?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm heading somewhere. So all the hell I've been through,
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  Speaker 1: I survive at all because of my dreams, because of
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  Speaker 1: my faith, Because my dreams allow me to think that
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  Speaker 1: the better day is coming. So if a better day
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  Speaker 1: is coming, why am I tripping so hard on what's
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  Speaker 1: happening today? Because I know the better day is coming?
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  Speaker 1: Because one day, somehow, my God gonna make my dreams
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  Speaker 1: come true. Simply because how you know that? Because he
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  Speaker 1: said he would. Now, you tell me one thing he
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  Speaker 1: said that ain't popped off. You tell me one promise
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: he made he ain't killed. You tell me one thing
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  Speaker 1: he didn't assured you of that, you can't rest assured.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna just name it. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. See,
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  Speaker 1: I got that much sense as a Christian, as flawed
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: as I am, I have that much sense as a Christian.
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  Speaker 1: So those Christians of you, that's better than me. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what I know that about him though. I
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  Speaker 1: know that his promises is true and I got to
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: know sister lean on him. So when you see me
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: falling and making mistakes and doing something wrong and not
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: staying on the white line, you can quit tripping with me.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: I'll get back on the line. Just give me a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I just fell off. I just made a mistake, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I said. Something shouldn't have said. I went somewhere I
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have went. I got that. I'm gonna get it together.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Lord forgive me. And what she gonna do, and I'm
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: gonna get back up and I'm gonna get it right agreeing,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it right again. My dreams motivate me,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: My faith motivates me. Motivation is when your dreams put
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  Speaker 1: on work clothes, you dig. That's what motivation is. When
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do something about making what I dream
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  Speaker 1: about come true. My dreams got work clothes on them.
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  Speaker 1: So when you see me out there, my dreams gotta
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: work close. I'm trying to make it happen. My faith
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: in God gonna make sure that happened, and I just
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: give him something to touch my dream. Those are my
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: clothes remarks at that. All right, drop the mic, baby,
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  Speaker 1: drop the motivation. That's when your dreams put on work
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  Speaker 1: close kind of thing. You better get it right. Keep it.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn'tupposed to say that. When you ended with that,
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  Speaker 1: just say some dynamics stuff. Y'all have a great don't
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  Speaker 1: keep it. I like it. I like it. Keep it
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