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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Soon given them.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Back a million busy ye listening to to.
- 0:38Speaker 5: I don't joy Joy.
- 0:58Speaker 6: You love you.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 7: I can't got to turn the mouth turn I probably
- 1:43Speaker 7: got to turn the mouth turn out, turn the water.
- 1:47Speaker 3: The water up.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 8: Come out.
- 1:59Speaker 9: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
- 2:04Speaker 9: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
- 2:07Speaker 9: one and only Steve harvey Man got a radio show.
- 2:11Speaker 10: Real glad about it too.
- 2:14Speaker 6: You know.
- 2:15Speaker 11: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
- 2:20Speaker 11: of mind to try to be sharing and try to
- 2:24Speaker 11: be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
- 2:30Speaker 11: wanted by some people.
- 2:31Speaker 10: I have people around me.
- 2:34Speaker 11: Who seem to not benefit at all or anything, and
- 2:37Speaker 11: I can sit with them and talk to them or
- 2:40Speaker 11: take meetings with them to try to encourage them, and
- 2:43Speaker 11: for whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep
- 2:45Speaker 11: going the way they're going. When you run into people
- 2:48Speaker 11: like that, you have to pray for them. You have
- 2:50Speaker 11: to just hope that one day that they release the
- 2:53Speaker 11: chains on their mind and open up your mind to
- 2:56Speaker 11: a new way of thinking. A couple of things I
- 2:58Speaker 11: wanted to go over with that. I want you law
- 3:00Speaker 11: today in terms of motivation, I want you to be
- 3:05Speaker 11: aware of statements or old sayings that have been created
- 3:11Speaker 11: that you hear over the course of time, and you
- 3:14Speaker 11: may be applying them to your life.
- 3:17Speaker 10: And I want you to be careful of some of
- 3:19Speaker 10: them because some.
- 3:20Speaker 11: Of these old sayings, man, are not designed for people
- 3:26Speaker 11: who are dreamers, are not designed for people who have
- 3:30Speaker 11: any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or
- 3:36Speaker 11: sayings that people who want to be extremely successful at
- 3:40Speaker 11: anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings into
- 3:45Speaker 11: your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics say
- 3:52Speaker 11: that's it. That's the one. I want you to be
- 3:55Speaker 11: careful about. Statistics say, be very careful of stats. When
- 4:04Speaker 11: a person says, you know, statistics, say one out of
- 4:07Speaker 11: every what see, listen to me. These are things that
- 4:12Speaker 11: sound like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're setting
- 4:16Speaker 11: you up for failure.
- 4:18Speaker 10: And you can't adhere.
- 4:20Speaker 11: Yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been passed
- 4:24Speaker 11: down from generations, and it's not scripture. It ain't in
- 4:29Speaker 11: a scripture nowhere that statistics say, it's just some people,
- 4:34Speaker 11: and a lot of people who have lost have come
- 4:37Speaker 11: up with these sayings to justify why they keep losing
- 4:41Speaker 11: or why they lost. When I was earth got started
- 4:45Speaker 11: in the business, there were more stand ups around now
- 4:50Speaker 11: than it is today because the comedy boom in eighty
- 4:53Speaker 11: four eighty five was it was gaining a lot of momentums,
- 4:59Speaker 11: comedy clubs, nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy told
- 5:04Speaker 11: me I told him I wanted to be on the
- 5:08Speaker 11: Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said, one
- 5:15Speaker 11: out of every two thousand comedians ever make it to
- 5:20Speaker 11: the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when he told us that,
- 5:27Speaker 11: some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow,
- 5:30Speaker 11: man's that's rough. Because a guy had also said that
- 5:35Speaker 11: there was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at
- 5:40Speaker 11: that time. I don't know if it was true. I'm
- 5:42Speaker 11: just telling you a guy was out there fewer numbers.
- 5:44Speaker 11: I have no idea how many it was, but he
- 5:47Speaker 11: said one in every two thousand will make it to
- 5:50Speaker 11: the Tonight Show. And he let the air out of
- 5:52Speaker 11: everybody in the room but me. So every night before
- 5:57Speaker 11: I went on stage, I used to do this right here,
- 5:59Speaker 11: better bad. That was the tonight theme song. I was
- 6:10Speaker 11: young opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't. I was in
- 6:14Speaker 11: Cleveland telling jokes at one night. But that was my
- 6:17Speaker 11: thing because I was bent and determined that if it's
- 6:21Speaker 11: one in two thousand, okay, why don't I just be
- 6:24Speaker 11: the one? Be careful when people say statistics say because
- 6:29Speaker 11: they are set up to fulfailure. If you're gonna adhere
- 6:32Speaker 11: to him. See that won in so many it wanted.
- 6:35Speaker 11: So many people win the lottery. But if you don't
- 6:37Speaker 11: play the lottery, you ain't gonna be the one to hit.
- 6:38Speaker 11: Not when the dude hit you go while he was lucky,
- 6:40Speaker 11: but he played. Here's another one. Maybe it's not meant
- 6:46Speaker 11: to be. Let's go one step further. I guess it
- 6:50Speaker 11: wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God for
- 6:55Speaker 11: something you may have not done yourself because you didn't
- 7:00Speaker 11: get the proper education, because you didn't do the things
- 7:04Speaker 11: you were supposed to do, because you didn't stay to
- 7:07Speaker 11: the task, because you quit, turned around and went the
- 7:10Speaker 11: other way.
- 7:11Speaker 10: Now, maybe it's not it wasn't the lord's will.
- 7:14Speaker 11: These are all statements that sound like sound advice, but
- 7:20Speaker 11: they ain't all the time got nothing to do with you.
- 7:23Speaker 11: Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in your way
- 7:28Speaker 11: of what can happen in your life.
- 7:32Speaker 10: Don't put all your eggs in one basket?
- 7:36Speaker 1: Who came up with this?
- 7:39Speaker 10: Who came up with it?
- 7:40Speaker 11: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
- 7:44Speaker 11: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
- 7:47Speaker 11: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
- 7:52Speaker 11: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
- 7:57Speaker 11: go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't
- 8:01Speaker 11: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
- 8:06Speaker 11: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
- 8:10Speaker 11: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
- 8:14Speaker 11: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stamford to get an education.
- 8:17Speaker 11: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
- 8:20Speaker 11: he gone. These are guys that put all they eggs
- 8:25Speaker 11: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
- 8:29Speaker 11: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
- 8:32Speaker 11: effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
- 8:37Speaker 11: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
- 8:39Speaker 11: basket made out of? If your basket is made out
- 8:44Speaker 11: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
- 8:49Speaker 11: that's a good basket.
- 8:50Speaker 10: I'm dumping all mine in it.
- 8:52Speaker 11: Because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
- 8:55Speaker 11: telling jokes one thing, one thing only. Even when it
- 8:58Speaker 11: got ugly and I was living in a car, I
- 9:00Speaker 11: never quit telling them jokes.
- 9:02Speaker 10: Man.
- 9:02Speaker 11: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
- 9:05Speaker 11: me one day, and I'd be dog gone if it didn't.
- 9:08Speaker 10: I ain't take no time off.
- 9:09Speaker 11: Go work at the Walmart, get me a job, go
- 9:12Speaker 11: back to Ford and big for my job back. Hey, man,
- 9:16Speaker 11: put all your eggs in a basket. Just make sure
- 9:18Speaker 11: that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
- 9:21Speaker 11: hard work. Your basket woven by God.
- 9:26Speaker 10: What you tripping for?
- 9:28Speaker 11: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
- 9:33Speaker 11: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
- 9:36Speaker 11: got to bleed that God could do what he said
- 9:38Speaker 11: gonna do because he'd never done it for others, He'll
- 9:40Speaker 11: most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these
- 9:43Speaker 11: sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people
- 9:47Speaker 11: to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this
- 9:50Speaker 11: stuff to your life, and it ain't got nothing to
- 9:52Speaker 11: do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up.
- 9:55Speaker 12: All right, Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:00Speaker 13: Wake Up, wake up, Wake up. On this great Tuesday morning,
- 10:03Speaker 13: This great Tuesday morning, it is the nephew holding it down.
- 10:07Speaker 13: They got me in the driver's seat this morning. I
- 10:10Speaker 13: get to drive. I get to drive today. I mean
- 10:13Speaker 13: we're going fast to y'all already know. I'm going past
- 10:16Speaker 13: the speed limits. Straight, ignorant, straight, stupid, straight, crazy, holding
- 10:19Speaker 13: it down while the big dog is out right now
- 10:22Speaker 13: Shirley Strawberry, Califarao Mississippi, Monica and Kia Junior Boy spades
- 10:28Speaker 13: in the building.
- 10:29Speaker 1: And we're gonna be holding it. We're gonna be ignorant,
- 10:31Speaker 1: we're gonna.
- 10:31Speaker 13: Be stupid, and we'll be informing, and you know we'll
- 10:35Speaker 13: be We'll give you it was lee information, but more
- 10:38Speaker 13: importantly stupid.
- 10:43Speaker 1: We're gonna give you all the important things.
- 10:45Speaker 12: Yeah, my job is to be stupid.
- 10:49Speaker 1: All right, you do it?
- 10:51Speaker 6: Wow?
- 10:52Speaker 12: It really okay?
- 10:57Speaker 1: And I did it well this past weekend.
- 10:58Speaker 13: I gotta I gotta show man love again to Lexington, Kentucky. Man,
- 11:02Speaker 13: I appreciate y'all coming out to see the nephew. Did
- 11:04Speaker 13: we have a good time or did we not?
- 11:06Speaker 1: Did we not? Oh?
- 11:07Speaker 13: We had a blast. I was on straight one and
- 11:10Speaker 13: thirty two percent stupid. I was, yeah, did you what happened?
- 11:16Speaker 13: Did you get a key to the city?
- 11:18Speaker 3: He didn't get the key.
- 11:19Speaker 4: You didn't get the key.
- 11:21Speaker 13: Somebody gonna gonna scream out we got We'll give you
- 11:24Speaker 13: a combination.
- 11:24Speaker 1: I said, what kind of combination?
- 11:31Speaker 10: Oh my god.
- 11:33Speaker 4: But the people in elected are fantastic.
- 11:37Speaker 13: Good people, good down because you know, I'm you know,
- 11:39Speaker 13: we country, I'm down home. So I fit right on in.
- 11:42Speaker 13: So it was perfect. I had a blast. I got
- 11:45Speaker 13: call it that's a soulful restaurant. I gotta remember the name,
- 11:47Speaker 13: but I got tomorrow gonna tell you what it is.
- 11:49Speaker 13: I completely forgot and I tell you cook for me
- 11:52Speaker 13: and was off the chise.
- 11:53Speaker 12: Aim No, what you eat, what you eat? What they
- 11:57Speaker 12: give you?
- 11:57Speaker 1: Oh this is what you were like?
- 11:59Speaker 10: Shehriff.
- 11:59Speaker 13: Oh they had some banana puddh my god, I'm trying
- 12:05Speaker 13: to figure out how to get it overnight.
- 12:07Speaker 1: It was.
- 12:10Speaker 12: Please figure that out.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Get it to me in twelve hours. That's what I
- 12:15Speaker 1: figure out.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Well, it's somebody before it spoils. Yes, did you have
- 12:23Speaker 2: fried fish with mustard?
- 12:25Speaker 4: Catfish? You know they eat mustard with their fish in Kentucky.
- 12:28Speaker 13: I had some fried catfish, but I din't. I didn't
- 12:30Speaker 13: do the mustard though. I didn't have some. I had catfish.
- 12:33Speaker 10: I had.
- 12:34Speaker 13: I had my baked chicken, those off the thin good girl,
- 12:36Speaker 13: the cabbage.
- 12:38Speaker 12: Lord.
- 12:38Speaker 1: I just got to give y'all this name. I feel
- 12:40Speaker 1: so bad. I out't know. I'm gonna know what tomorrow.
- 12:41Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 12:42Speaker 14: Okay, but you know the food, you know, the food
- 12:46Speaker 14: just gonna hit me in a minute, because I got
- 12:47Speaker 14: it in my head.
- 12:48Speaker 1: It's gonna hit me in a minute.
- 12:49Speaker 4: Did you get some Kentucky bourbon?
- 12:51Speaker 1: Did you?
- 12:53Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 12:53Speaker 1: I did.
- 12:54Speaker 13: I got something to bring home and put on my
- 12:56Speaker 13: on my in my bar. I ain't gonna drink that,
- 12:58Speaker 13: but yeah I got it. Oh okay, all right, the
- 13:01Speaker 13: one with a horse on the top of it, Blanton.
- 13:04Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah.
- 13:06Speaker 13: That's I got one of those, all right. So yes,
- 13:10Speaker 13: I enjoyed Lexington, Kentucky. Y'all are off the chains.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Six years.
- 13:15Speaker 13: It's about six years since I had been there last,
- 13:17Speaker 13: so it was a good it was time to go.
- 13:20Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 13:20Speaker 2: My best friend is from Lexington. That's how I know
- 13:22Speaker 2: about the mustard on the catfish. And she's a weirdo
- 13:25Speaker 2: for eating that.
- 13:25Speaker 4: But whatever.
- 13:28Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't get that one, okay what I saw?
- 13:31Speaker 12: Yeah, give me some sauce.
- 13:33Speaker 14: Good right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty two
- 13:37Speaker 14: minutes after the hour, we'll run that prank back with
- 13:40Speaker 14: the nephew right after this.
- 13:42Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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- 14:16Speaker 14: It is time now to run that braank bag with
- 14:19Speaker 14: the nephew. What you got for his nest?
- 14:21Speaker 13: That's right, he is. Can you do my makeup? Can
- 14:23Speaker 13: you do my makeup? Let's go get.
- 14:26Speaker 15: Hello?
- 14:26Speaker 6: Hello man sweak to uh to Brandy police. Yes, this
- 14:29Speaker 6: is Brandy Brandon. My name is Carl. I'm calling. I
- 14:31Speaker 6: got a U. You can't highly recommend it. You actually
- 14:34Speaker 6: you're you actually are. I'm sorry, I don't know if
- 14:37Speaker 6: I'm saying it right. As a makeup artists, makeup styleist,
- 14:39Speaker 6: what do you call it?
- 14:40Speaker 15: It's makeup artists. I'm a professional makeup artists.
- 14:43Speaker 6: Okay. And you work at the you work with the
- 14:46Speaker 6: makeup count and correct. Okay, listen, I got a I
- 14:49Speaker 6: got a photo shoot coming up, and I wanted to
- 14:52Speaker 6: see about uh sometime this week maybe the following week.
- 14:56Speaker 6: You could actually come and and I hire you to
- 14:59Speaker 6: actually make me up for my photo shoot. Is Do
- 15:01Speaker 6: you do a lot of photo shoots at all? Or you?
- 15:04Speaker 15: Yes, sir, I should do. I've been in the business
- 15:05Speaker 15: for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots.
- 15:09Speaker 6: Okay, good deal. So what's I mean? You have any
- 15:11Speaker 6: time this week that I can actually just come in
- 15:13Speaker 6: and we can do like a trial run or something.
- 15:15Speaker 15: Yeah, I'll actually be here Friday for about six hours.
- 15:20Speaker 15: Will Friday work for you? I'm here, I start at eleven.
- 15:22Speaker 6: At eleven, I mean I can come in like maybe
- 15:24Speaker 6: like around three on Friday, if you can you squeeze
- 15:27Speaker 6: me in at that time.
- 15:28Speaker 15: I sure can.
- 15:29Speaker 6: Okay, what's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup
- 15:32Speaker 6: for men? Whatever? It's kind of works out.
- 15:35Speaker 15: It works out the same as for women.
- 15:36Speaker 8: In photo shoots.
- 15:37Speaker 15: You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to
- 15:39Speaker 15: even out the skin tone, powder you down to take
- 15:43Speaker 15: away the oils, cover up any blimmishes, or anything like that.
- 15:45Speaker 15: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get
- 15:47Speaker 15: the whole eye shadow and lashes and stuff.
- 15:49Speaker 6: But right, right, right, right right, Well I'm not thanking
- 15:51Speaker 6: all that, but I just try to, you know, just
- 15:53Speaker 6: trying to look good on camera. Let me ask you this,
- 15:57Speaker 6: how much makeup have you done as far as men?
- 16:00Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
- 16:01Speaker 15: Yeah, okay, I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine,
- 16:04Speaker 15: trust me.
- 16:05Speaker 6: That's what I was really worried about it if you
- 16:06Speaker 6: were going to be comfortable with it, because I mean,
- 16:08Speaker 6: have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things,
- 16:12Speaker 6: you know what I mean? And uh have you have
- 16:16Speaker 6: you how many butts have you done?
- 16:18Speaker 15: I'm sorry, how many.
- 16:20Speaker 6: What like like like butts? You know how many? How
- 16:23Speaker 6: many butts have you made up?
- 16:26Speaker 15: I haven't made up any butts? Like are you like
- 16:28Speaker 15: you mean like ass?
- 16:30Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean because see I'm actually doing a nude
- 16:33Speaker 6: photo shoot and uh, you know, I got a couple
- 16:36Speaker 6: of scratches and you know, some old scars on my butt,
- 16:39Speaker 6: and I you know, like like you said, you know,
- 16:41Speaker 6: I'm a little shy about you know, some of that.
- 16:43Speaker 6: So you could actually hope you can actually make sure
- 16:46Speaker 6: that those cars don't show and you know you say
- 16:49Speaker 6: you kind of you know, uh, make sure everything is
- 16:52Speaker 6: doesn't look oily, you know what I mean? And I
- 16:56Speaker 6: just need to get.
- 16:56Speaker 15: My well, but I didn't when you understand what you're
- 17:00Speaker 15: talking about, I may not be the makeupbout it.
- 17:02Speaker 10: I don't.
- 17:02Speaker 15: I'm not seriously, I'm not going to do your okay.
- 17:06Speaker 6: But I mean we're just talking about makeup though. I mean,
- 17:08Speaker 6: you know you're talking about yeah.
- 17:10Speaker 15: But I'm not about to put my makeup brushes that
- 17:12Speaker 15: I use on people's faces on your ass, like and
- 17:15Speaker 15: tell your photographer to like photoshop.
- 17:17Speaker 6: That okay, okay, So that's why I'm coming in to
- 17:20Speaker 6: see you on Friday. I want you to do everything
- 17:22Speaker 6: and make me up there in the store so I
- 17:25Speaker 6: can see what it looks like. I want to see
- 17:26Speaker 6: you were going.
- 17:27Speaker 15: To come into my job and make me do your like?
- 17:30Speaker 8: What are you?
- 17:30Speaker 15: What planned? Or where did you think that was gonna work?
- 17:33Speaker 15: You cannot come into my job. How are you going
- 17:35Speaker 15: to come to my job naked? Seriously?
- 17:38Speaker 6: I mean well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm
- 17:39Speaker 6: not gonna just, you know, walk out there or not.
- 17:41Speaker 15: Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who
- 17:44Speaker 15: referred you?
- 17:45Speaker 3: Who talked?
- 17:46Speaker 15: You need to delete this number?
- 17:48Speaker 6: Do not.
- 17:49Speaker 15: I'm not about to get this job.
- 17:52Speaker 6: Done, okay, I don't want to.
- 17:54Speaker 8: Don't what.
- 17:56Speaker 6: The problem what you're doing? What is the problem you're doing?
- 17:58Speaker 6: My butt in putting to make up on it nowcause
- 18:00Speaker 6: I need to buy you some brushes. I buy you
- 18:03Speaker 6: some brushes and you can take me.
- 18:04Speaker 15: I want you to buy me anything. I don't want
- 18:06Speaker 15: you coming into my job. I don't want you calling
- 18:08Speaker 15: me ever again to do any kind of work.
- 18:10Speaker 6: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen. I am a.
- 18:13Speaker 15: Professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what that means.
- 18:16Speaker 6: So professional, then you will take out the part that's
- 18:20Speaker 6: bothering you and do the job. Lady, you know what
- 18:22Speaker 6: I mean. If my best hats.
- 18:24Speaker 8: On and I want to I want.
- 18:25Speaker 15: To call on you before I get real ignorant. I'm
- 18:28Speaker 15: not about to finish this conversation. Do not come into
- 18:30Speaker 15: my job. Do not call me to do your That's
- 18:33Speaker 15: not gonna happen.
- 18:34Speaker 6: So so so, I guess it's safe to go around
- 18:36Speaker 6: and let people know that Brandy is not professional because
- 18:40Speaker 6: you can't do part education is good in the streets
- 18:43Speaker 6: to do.
- 18:43Speaker 15: You can't go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional.
- 18:46Speaker 15: Nobody ever called me to be there. Get some skincare
- 18:49Speaker 15: for you? How about that? And then you won't need
- 18:51Speaker 15: any makeup?
- 18:52Speaker 6: I know you did. You're not gonna sit here now
- 18:54Speaker 6: start talking about my if I told you some of
- 18:56Speaker 6: my deepest secrets to let you know, I want to
- 18:58Speaker 6: come in there and.
- 18:59Speaker 15: Get some make You're bad for telling the stranger your
- 19:01Speaker 15: deepest secret.
- 19:02Speaker 6: Okay, you know what. I'm coming up to your store
- 19:05Speaker 6: anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you
- 19:07Speaker 6: a ball. I'm let them know don't.
- 19:08Speaker 15: Don't let it for you. You hurt me, don't come
- 19:11Speaker 15: in my job. Look if I lose my job over
- 19:14Speaker 15: your foolishness, I guarantee you will be paying all my bills.
- 19:16Speaker 6: Okay. The bottom line is I'm coming in there with
- 19:19Speaker 6: my robe on Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You
- 19:22Speaker 6: your manager, you're not coming you know what?
- 19:24Speaker 15: How about you come up here right now? How could
- 19:25Speaker 15: I go ahead and take care of the situation right
- 19:27Speaker 15: now I'm hearing? Now, can you come right there?
- 19:28Speaker 6: Come up there right now with my robe, my.
- 19:31Speaker 15: Rob welling, bring your butt up here right now. We'll
- 19:34Speaker 15: see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it.
- 19:36Speaker 6: Okay. With the bottom line, who is your manager anyway?
- 19:38Speaker 6: What's she at?
- 19:39Speaker 11: Is she there?
- 19:40Speaker 15: I am the manager?
- 19:41Speaker 6: Now what okay? See that's what damn problem is. You've
- 19:44Speaker 6: got your little self a little position at your job.
- 19:47Speaker 6: Now you're trying to throw your weight around if if
- 19:49Speaker 6: a person wants to get their butt done. Okay, Look
- 19:52Speaker 6: do you see avatar them people have makeup all on
- 19:56Speaker 6: they butt all on their back and that where not
- 19:58Speaker 6: you call them?
- 19:59Speaker 15: You call them an send to your butt.
- 20:00Speaker 8: Don't call me.
- 20:01Speaker 15: I'm hanging up. Do not call me anymore?
- 20:03Speaker 6: They gonna make up artists. What are you? Look?
- 20:06Speaker 15: This conversation is over.
- 20:08Speaker 6: Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell
- 20:10Speaker 6: you something. You do you know who you're talking to?
- 20:12Speaker 6: Do you know who you're talking to?
- 20:13Speaker 15: Do you know who you're talking to?
- 20:15Speaker 6: I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,
- 20:18Speaker 6: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to?
- 20:20Speaker 15: Clearly somebody who is ignorant.
- 20:22Speaker 6: Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This
- 20:26Speaker 6: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. You
- 20:30Speaker 6: just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.
- 20:33Speaker 8: You are light Yay, I'll get off the phone.
- 20:40Speaker 15: Why do that? I hope nobody's listening.
- 20:46Speaker 6: I got you good, I got you good.
- 20:48Speaker 8: Good with the butt? Yeah, for real?
- 20:50Speaker 15: Get you some skincare problem.
- 20:53Speaker 6: Hey, I got one more thing. I got to ask you.
- 20:55Speaker 6: What is the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest
- 20:57Speaker 6: radio show in.
- 20:58Speaker 15: The land all the day, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 21:03Speaker 12: Huh start with me?
- 21:07Speaker 13: Ga playing with you? Stop playing, stop playing, stop playing
- 21:11Speaker 13: O my mama, stop playing stop playing face.
- 21:16Speaker 10: There you have it.
- 21:17Speaker 13: I'll be back in another hour with some more crazy
- 21:19Speaker 13: for you all right.
- 21:20Speaker 12: Nas, thank you.
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- 21:49Speaker 14: We got a great show for you guys today. Coming
- 21:51Speaker 14: up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
- 21:54Speaker 14: Carlo will have some highlights from last night's iHeartRadio Music Awards.
- 21:57Speaker 14: Cleveland Brown's quarterback Deshaun Watson is engaged, What What and Yeah,
- 22:04Speaker 14: and Kanye West released a song with Diddy's daughter Northwest
- 22:07Speaker 14: and Kim Kim Kardashian that is try to Stop Him.
- 22:11Speaker 12: We'll talk about all of these stories.
- 22:12Speaker 14: At the top of the hour, but right now it
- 22:16Speaker 14: is time to ask the Riddilo. I read a love
- 22:18Speaker 14: Officer and Junior, here we go. Romero and Denver. You
- 22:23Speaker 14: guys ready, mm hmm.
- 22:25Speaker 12: Romero in Denver?
- 22:26Speaker 6: Right.
- 22:26Speaker 14: So I went to my son's birthday party and my
- 22:28Speaker 14: wife told me not to take any family pictures with
- 22:33Speaker 14: my son's mom. I paid her no mind because it
- 22:36Speaker 14: was my son's big day. She saw a lot of
- 22:39Speaker 14: the pictures on Facebook, and now she's mad at me.
- 22:42Speaker 12: Why should I care? Okay, you got.
- 22:45Speaker 4: To sleep with her?
- 22:46Speaker 12: Maybe, No, that's a.
- 22:48Speaker 10: Tough one though.
- 22:49Speaker 13: I mean, a child is not supposed to have pictures
- 22:52Speaker 13: with the parents. You gotta let them have that. You
- 22:54Speaker 13: being you kind of being real hard on it with that,
- 22:56Speaker 13: you got to let them take the pity. So what's
- 22:58Speaker 13: gonna happen with graduation when the baby won't, you know,
- 23:00Speaker 13: to take a picture with their mom and they dad?
- 23:02Speaker 1: You shutting that down? Come on, you got the rais
- 23:05Speaker 1: up raiser junior parton, Come on here and ask me nothing.
- 23:08Speaker 3: I'm just got married. I want peace. If you don't
- 23:12Speaker 3: want the pictures with the baby mom, fine, we ain't
- 23:14Speaker 3: take the picture. I just need peace at this point,
- 23:18Speaker 3: and your life set itself up for a whole argument.
- 23:21Speaker 3: I won't do that.
- 23:22Speaker 14: Really, So when you're taking the picture standing where and
- 23:28Speaker 14: she's standing where I'm.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Not even I'm not in the picture. All you're gonna
- 23:32Speaker 3: see is a shoulder. If I'm taking the picture, you
- 23:34Speaker 3: shod shot. Sorry, get to work out between us. I
- 23:39Speaker 3: got somebody else. I moved on.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Shoulders all you're getting this, I'm not. Now.
- 23:45Speaker 10: Look what you're doing to the baby man a shoulder and.
- 23:48Speaker 1: A left foot.
- 23:51Speaker 3: I know I know better than this, all right?
- 23:54Speaker 14: Moving on to Kevin and the Bronx. Kevin Wrights. I've
- 23:57Speaker 14: been with my girlfriend for six years. She popped up
- 23:59Speaker 14: at my house. So I told my side chick to
- 24:02Speaker 14: get in the closet she had. She had to stay
- 24:05Speaker 14: there for a few hours because my girlfriend would not
- 24:08Speaker 14: leave My side chick wasn't even mad.
- 24:11Speaker 12: Should I be worried?
- 24:13Speaker 10: Now?
- 24:13Speaker 13: See, I hadn't been in a lot of closets. I
- 24:15Speaker 13: hadn't been in these situations back in my hand, dake,
- 24:17Speaker 13: I understand that I hadn't been in some clies. I'd
- 24:19Speaker 13: been up underneath some beds. Get rough oder there. Yeah,
- 24:23Speaker 13: you never heard how long you're gonna be under that?
- 24:25Speaker 10: You never know?
- 24:27Speaker 13: But you know a lot of people have snacks under
- 24:29Speaker 13: their bed though a lot of people do, and it
- 24:31Speaker 13: comes in handy at times like that, Moments like these,
- 24:36Speaker 13: you need some chips.
- 24:37Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying.
- 24:43Speaker 3: The last two sentences. My side chick wasn't even mad.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Should I be worried? What you need to do is
- 24:48Speaker 3: ask Neo how to go.
- 24:49Speaker 10: I don't know.
- 24:51Speaker 3: It's not about this.
- 24:54Speaker 1: He's in he got four, there's too many, it is?
- 25:01Speaker 14: It is.
- 25:02Speaker 3: I don't know when a woman's not worried. That's dangerous.
- 25:05Speaker 12: Yes it is, baby, You best to believe it is.
- 25:08Speaker 3: She ain't worry, she saw another chicken. She ain't wearried.
- 25:11Speaker 3: What did you do?
- 25:12Speaker 1: He sat in the closet three hours?
- 25:15Speaker 13: Yeah, just counted all the jeans, all the shirts, counting jeans,
- 25:23Speaker 13: counting shirts, counting shoe lubiton.
- 25:26Speaker 14: That's crazy, all right, Wow, all right? And she wasn't
- 25:32Speaker 14: even mad. Yeah.
- 25:33Speaker 6: Shi.
- 25:33Speaker 12: This is from Shi in Kansas City.
- 25:36Speaker 14: Shi says, I went on a third date with a
- 25:38Speaker 14: guy and he told me to sit beside him in
- 25:40Speaker 14: the booth so we can share our food. I was
- 25:44Speaker 14: instantly turned off because I don't know him like that. Also,
- 25:47Speaker 14: if I sat by him, we'd looked like we'd look
- 25:50Speaker 14: like a couple. I think he's moving too fast. Dot
- 25:53Speaker 14: dot dot.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I think it's a it's a limit on it.
- 25:57Speaker 13: It's a yeah, before you can start putting your fork
- 25:59Speaker 13: in my plate, it's a limit on it.
- 26:01Speaker 14: You're not You're not what you mean. I got to
- 26:04Speaker 14: check your dinner records and stuff. We got a lot,
- 26:06Speaker 14: we got flooding. Well, yeah, she wasn't with it, junior,
- 26:15Speaker 14: what do you think?
- 26:16Speaker 3: Well, my whole thing is, I don't share food till
- 26:18Speaker 3: date eight, yeah, day, until you're gonna have to. You
- 26:25Speaker 3: got to beat me a long time, or I give
- 26:27Speaker 3: you a piece of bacon.
- 26:29Speaker 12: So they got five more dates.
- 26:31Speaker 3: To go before you stick your fork in my plate. Yeah, absolutely,
- 26:35Speaker 3: date Uh yeah, at third date, and we're sharing food already.
- 26:41Speaker 3: First of all, third day. I don't even need you
- 26:43Speaker 3: sitting next to me. I need you to sit across
- 26:44Speaker 3: from me.
- 26:44Speaker 14: Well that's how she felt. Yeah, that's how she felt
- 26:47Speaker 14: about it. So now though you're cool with your wife,
- 26:50Speaker 14: you and your wife sharing your sharing each other's food.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Year before she even knew I ate food, I was
- 26:57Speaker 3: trying to save money.
- 27:00Speaker 1: I wouldn't feeding her.
- 27:03Speaker 3: The whole year. I can't we go to restaurants. I
- 27:06Speaker 3: kept pulling out snacks and she married you anyway, she
- 27:11Speaker 3: married me anyway. I know she would keep her.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Well, you know what, Junior, that's what my husband said.
- 27:16Speaker 2: That's what Tosh said. He said, that's why he married
- 27:18Speaker 2: me because I was too expensive on these dates. He said,
- 27:21Speaker 2: let me go ahead and marry absolutely, because she's robbing
- 27:24Speaker 2: me blind.
- 27:25Speaker 12: Do you understand?
- 27:26Speaker 1: Called her?
- 27:26Speaker 3: How struggle of a comedian I was. I was only
- 27:28Speaker 3: getting two fifty a show, so I kept her honey bull,
- 27:33Speaker 3: she's be talking. I kept coming out with snacks, kept
- 27:37Speaker 3: she'd be talking. She's an ordered food. We had, she's
- 27:40Speaker 3: two for thirty.
- 27:41Speaker 14: Every every time you mentioned honey buns, I always say
- 27:44Speaker 14: to people, still eat honey buns.
- 27:46Speaker 3: You know a honeybull rap aloud. So every time she ye,
- 27:50Speaker 3: I pulled out the honey bud and the rapping drink.
- 27:52Speaker 3: She heard it. She knew.
- 27:56Speaker 12: I'm good. I'm good.
- 27:57Speaker 3: I got thirty dollars because I ain't making money.
- 28:00Speaker 14: But tell me you're still not into sharing food though.
- 28:02Speaker 14: You don't like that whole I don't like ship.
- 28:04Speaker 13: I don't like that Jackie be doing that. I just
- 28:06Speaker 13: order a whole nother entree. Let's just get wanting. We're
- 28:09Speaker 13: gonna if you just want to take let's just you know,
- 28:11Speaker 13: you got yours, I got man, we'll buy a third one.
- 28:14Speaker 1: But all this sharing, let me take your let me.
- 28:17Speaker 13: Take your rip about why why you didn't get.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Just the whole thing about the tim You're absolutely right
- 28:23Speaker 3: because we had the same menu.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Did you see on the menu?
- 28:29Speaker 3: That I why you didn't get what you wanted on
- 28:31Speaker 3: the same menu.
- 28:32Speaker 13: See, that's when my wife started with you get the
- 28:40Speaker 13: fish and I get the steak, and.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, this is not the plan. No, that's
- 28:47Speaker 1: not what we're doing. You get what you want.
- 28:53Speaker 3: I'll fla. Maika's mad.
- 28:54Speaker 14: That's not that's not good though, because I ordered whatever
- 28:57Speaker 14: I want on the menu because I like to take
- 29:00Speaker 14: whatever I want.
- 29:01Speaker 12: That's what I order.
- 29:02Speaker 14: Period.
- 29:03Speaker 3: One time I didn't even have had appetizer and she
- 29:06Speaker 3: took half of that.
- 29:07Speaker 10: That's what I know.
- 29:08Speaker 1: I was mad.
- 29:10Speaker 3: I had a Southwest egg roll.
- 29:11Speaker 1: It came with two.
- 29:12Speaker 3: I had one.
- 29:15Speaker 13: You can tell when they finish getting your plate, when
- 29:17Speaker 13: the when the food arrives and they look at your stuff,
- 29:20Speaker 13: Oh yours looking good?
- 29:22Speaker 6: Good?
- 29:22Speaker 14: Yeah, that's kind of a bone of contention.
- 29:29Speaker 3: And you know what, you know what, Tommy, They don't
- 29:31Speaker 3: never reaching your plate till they got a witness. I
- 29:34Speaker 3: noticed that the waitress always standing there when they I
- 29:38Speaker 3: know it.
- 29:38Speaker 12: So you can't act up. So you can't act up. Yeah,
- 29:41Speaker 12: so I can't say nothing. Uh uh nope, nope, nope,
- 29:45Speaker 12: just be quiet.
- 29:46Speaker 13: I know a couple got into a I know a
- 29:48Speaker 13: couple got into an argument over some rice at POPA.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Dos you why you ain't get your own damn rights?
- 29:55Speaker 1: And I told you?
- 30:00Speaker 12: All Right, guys, thank you, thank you. Riddelo and Junior.
- 30:02Speaker 14: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, husband's fake
- 30:06Speaker 14: restaurant proposal, prank for free drink sparks an online debate.
- 30:10Speaker 12: We'll talk about it right after this.
- 30:13Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, Carla
- 30:19Speaker 14: is here with today's music news and a recap of
- 30:22Speaker 14: last night's twenty twenty five I Heart Radio Music Awards.
- 30:26Speaker 12: What you got, girl, Carla was good?
- 30:29Speaker 2: It was good, Yes, Shirley, last night the twenty twenty
- 30:33Speaker 2: five I heard Radio.
- 30:34Speaker 4: Music Awards and will hell stit by ll cool.
- 30:37Speaker 1: Jay is hard as.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Yeah, that's your boy, tell me and I loved it LLL.
- 30:45Speaker 4: He came out. He started the show and I love.
- 30:47Speaker 3: How he well.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Billie Eilish started to show, Oh she can sing I
- 30:51Speaker 2: Love a boy. But anyway, e Elle talks about how
- 30:54Speaker 2: much he loved radio. We know that he named one
- 30:57Speaker 2: of his albums radio, So that was love right there.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Ashanti introduced her husband Nellie, to celebrate the twenty fifth
- 31:05Speaker 2: anniversary of Country Grammar.
- 31:08Speaker 4: He was all how the iHeart Radio.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Landmark Award winner, Yes, Country Grammar, hear and care Yes.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Yes, Nellie did his thing. He performed.
- 31:20Speaker 2: It was nice, representing Saint Louis stumping in his Air
- 31:23Speaker 2: Force one.
- 31:25Speaker 4: So it was cool, cool cool, Come on Junior stopping in.
- 31:29Speaker 2: My Airforce once. Yeah, he took us back. He took
- 31:32Speaker 2: us back. Robin Thick and Jenny McCarthy. They presented the
- 31:36Speaker 2: R and B Artists of the Year. You can guess
- 31:39Speaker 2: it's our girl, Sizza says a war Right Artists of
- 31:43Speaker 2: the Year DOCI. She presented Lady Gaga with the iHeart
- 31:48Speaker 2: Innovator Award. Oh her speech, I Love, I Love Lady
- 31:53Speaker 2: Goga's speech, Money Long and Tory Kelly. They performed during
- 31:58Speaker 2: the iHeart Icon Award and not with to Mariah Carey
- 32:03Speaker 2: Beautiful Beautiful tribute they did to Mariah and Mariah.
- 32:06Speaker 4: You know, she got up there.
- 32:08Speaker 2: I love Maria, like my she said, y'all like my unsoumbed.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Check it out. She turned around. I love Mariah. Her
- 32:17Speaker 2: twins were there, they're looking grown. And you know, Anderson
- 32:22Speaker 2: Park was there with her.
- 32:25Speaker 14: Dating.
- 32:26Speaker 12: They really are dating girls, that's what they're saying.
- 32:28Speaker 4: That's what folks here saying.
- 32:30Speaker 12: I like it, I like it.
- 32:31Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Really Eyelish Bad Bunny's performance was I love bad Buddy
- 32:39Speaker 2: all it all in the crowd, upside down.
- 32:41Speaker 4: It was crazy.
- 32:42Speaker 2: Then my girl Gorilla, Grella, Sexy Red.
- 32:47Speaker 12: What you know about love?
- 32:49Speaker 3: What you know about.
- 32:50Speaker 2: So in case you missed it, it was a great show. Congratulations,
- 32:54Speaker 2: I heard music. I heard Radio Music Awards twenty twenty five.
- 32:58Speaker 2: You can go to Fox Die. You could check it out,
- 33:02Speaker 2: you know there on April seventh up until about April seventh.
- 33:05Speaker 4: You could check it out.
- 33:05Speaker 2: On Hulu until May thirty. First there you go.
- 33:10Speaker 12: All right, thank you, Carla, make you thank you. Oh yeah,
- 33:14Speaker 12: you're welcome.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:16Speaker 14: We got to find out if Mariah and Anderson Poker
- 33:18Speaker 14: are dating.
- 33:19Speaker 12: That's good news. That's a good right, right, there.
- 33:23Speaker 4: Yeah, what, Yeah, all right.
- 33:26Speaker 14: And other entertainment news, we are praying for comedian Tracy
- 33:30Speaker 14: Morgan yet again. Tracy Morgan was sitting courtside at the
- 33:34Speaker 14: New York Nicks versus Miami Heat game when he got really,
- 33:39Speaker 14: really sick. He vomited on the arena floor. He had
- 33:43Speaker 14: a bloody nose. Tracy had to leave the game in
- 33:45Speaker 14: a wheelchair. And fans are sending Yeah, fans are sending
- 33:49Speaker 14: nothing but well wishers and love to Tracy Morgan. We
- 33:51Speaker 14: all remember, of course, back in twenty fourteen when Tracy
- 33:55Speaker 14: had multiple health issues after a Walmart tractor trailer hid
- 33:59Speaker 14: his vehicle, putting him in a coma for two weeks
- 34:02Speaker 14: and killing another passenger. So definitely prayers going out to
- 34:06Speaker 14: Trombon Morgan.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it was sure something. It was something they had
- 34:10Speaker 2: to delay the game. Of course it was back to jesieagn.
- 34:15Speaker 12: I didn't know that, Yeah, definitely, definitely.
- 34:19Speaker 14: And finally, in entertainment news, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson,
- 34:24Speaker 14: who is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Jilly Jilly, posted
- 34:30Speaker 14: a picture of her wearing a huge diamond ring with
- 34:33Speaker 14: the caption missus Watson loading. According to ap Sports. The
- 34:37Speaker 14: couple has been dating for a while now and stayed
- 34:40Speaker 14: together amid accusations back in twenty twenty one and twenty
- 34:43Speaker 14: two by more than two dozen women that Watson sexually
- 34:47Speaker 14: assaulted and harassed them during massage therapy sessions in Houston
- 34:51Speaker 14: when he played for the Texans. Two grand juries declined
- 34:55Speaker 14: to indict him. But congratulations on the engagement.
- 35:01Speaker 12: Yeah what tom Yeah.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations.
- 35:09Speaker 10: I thought the ring. The ring is pretty ring.
- 35:12Speaker 4: It's beautiful.
- 35:12Speaker 12: She's beautiful too.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about I'm not saying that ring. Talking about
- 35:19Speaker 3: the ring, I'm not saying that.
- 35:21Speaker 13: Well, the ring looks like, uh, he went a few
- 35:25Speaker 13: months without massages.
- 35:26Speaker 10: They looked like that.
- 35:27Speaker 13: They looked like everyone really focused on That's not that's
- 35:32Speaker 13: not talking about the situation. I'm talking about the ring, right,
- 35:36Speaker 13: I am talking about.
- 35:39Speaker 6: The ring.
- 35:40Speaker 13: Looks like he went months and months without getting massaged.
- 35:44Speaker 1: He's saying, what do you mean by that?
- 35:45Speaker 12: How does it look like save money?
- 35:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 35:49Speaker 13: He said, like money, Like you know, he had plenty
- 35:50Speaker 13: of money go on the ring because because he wasn't
- 35:53Speaker 13: paying for massage.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Tommy, you got out of there with.
- 36:00Speaker 6: The ring.
- 36:01Speaker 13: Looks like he missed a lot of massages. That's what
- 36:04Speaker 13: it looks like, probably like a year. That's a nice ring.
- 36:09Speaker 12: A lot, Yeah.
- 36:11Speaker 13: That's a lot. So he was probably pretty stiff when
- 36:14Speaker 13: he gave it to her, you.
- 36:15Speaker 6: Know what I mean.
- 36:16Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, his body was real stiff. You know
- 36:19Speaker 13: what I'm saying.
- 36:20Speaker 2: He was, Oh, okay, muscles and oh he's aching, Oh
- 36:24Speaker 2: he's aching.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the boy ate That boy back messed up right.
- 36:29Speaker 12: Now, he's badly in need of a rub down.
- 36:33Speaker 13: That hot, cold plunge is necessary.
- 36:37Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 36:37Speaker 4: Are you quite done, sir?
- 36:40Speaker 10: We thought about the ring, that's what you.
- 36:45Speaker 12: Well.
- 36:45Speaker 14: Congratulations to Shaun Watson and Jolly coming up at twenty
- 36:49Speaker 14: minutes after the hour, husband's fake restaurant proposal, prank for
- 36:53Speaker 14: free drink sparks and online debate on social media.
- 36:56Speaker 12: We'll talk about it right after this.
- 37:00Speaker 14: We're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 37:36Speaker 14: According to the Today Show, a couple full of the restaurant,
- 37:40Speaker 14: a whole restaurant of people in Hawaii with a fake
- 37:43Speaker 14: proposal with him getting down on one knee and everything okay,
- 37:48Speaker 14: in an effort to score free drinks. They were doing
- 37:52Speaker 14: they were already a couple, okay. They posted a video.
- 37:56Speaker 14: This woman posted a video of her husband pretending to
- 37:59Speaker 14: pop the quest, which worked. It did work, and it
- 38:02Speaker 14: got them some free margarita's. But a lot of people
- 38:05Speaker 14: call them out over the prank. Comments range from quote,
- 38:08Speaker 14: I consider that theft to deceiving people is not the
- 38:12Speaker 14: win you think it is. Wow, these people are serious
- 38:15Speaker 14: hunh that's a good yeah? Yes, right, and neither are
- 38:21Speaker 14: other people. They came to the couple's defense, including one
- 38:24Speaker 14: who wrote, before you all start judging, have you ever
- 38:27Speaker 14: faked a birthday to get free deserts?
- 38:29Speaker 12: Okay?
- 38:30Speaker 14: The eighteen second clip of the lovebird proposal with people
- 38:34Speaker 14: clapping and cheering and all that went viral with more
- 38:37Speaker 14: than thirty eight million views. Okay, thirty eight million views.
- 38:42Speaker 14: So here's a question for you, King of Pranks. Yes, ma'am,
- 38:46Speaker 14: what do you think about this fake proposal? You're feeling it?
- 38:48Speaker 10: Huh, that's all.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
- 38:51Speaker 10: This is all.
- 38:51Speaker 13: I personally have had at least seventeen birthdays in one
- 38:56Speaker 13: year at Benegon's when we was coming up.
- 38:58Speaker 10: I ain't gonna lie to you.
- 39:00Speaker 13: Get that browniebout just so I could get that brownie
- 39:02Speaker 13: bottom pie. I have at least sixteen birthdays in one year.
- 39:07Speaker 13: So back in my twenties, I was eating that brown bot.
- 39:11Speaker 13: I was by the time I was turned twenty two.
- 39:15Speaker 13: I really should have been thirty something. I had that, man.
- 39:20Speaker 14: Yeah, because Bennigan's was before cheesecake factory, all of that.
- 39:27Speaker 12: Yeah, Bennigains.
- 39:28Speaker 14: Yes, yes, yes, all right, so yeah, okay, King of Pranks,
- 39:31Speaker 14: you approved.
- 39:32Speaker 13: I approve, I approve. I got nothing wrong with this.
- 39:34Speaker 13: I ain't nothing wrong with a good prank, y'all. You
- 39:36Speaker 13: get that, and you get some top chip Mark ritas.
- 39:39Speaker 14: They were happy, But you know, everybody's so serious now,
- 39:43Speaker 14: no one could take a joke.
- 39:45Speaker 13: You can take that on tour and really get you
- 39:48Speaker 13: some nice little little.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Person on tour.
- 39:51Speaker 13: I'm sorry, call I can get I can ask you
- 39:54Speaker 13: to maryor me and the cheesecake factory. I can we
- 39:57Speaker 13: can leave there, okay, asked you to mayor me over
- 40:00Speaker 13: them Bennie Hannods, ain't no telling them we might get
- 40:02Speaker 13: some night. Let's go over the slide over there with JR.
- 40:07Speaker 1: That chili is.
- 40:07Speaker 10: I can ask you to.
- 40:12Speaker 3: Good we're gonna get remarried because well, you know what,
- 40:16Speaker 3: I had to pray for drinks for them people. Oh
- 40:21Speaker 3: this is this is beautiful.
- 40:23Speaker 12: So there you go.
- 40:24Speaker 3: I'm talking about my tuxedo and put your wed dress
- 40:27Speaker 3: on and walk in here with me.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Nice here. Yeah, it was a home run hitter.
- 40:35Speaker 12: I like it. Okay, all right, yeah people didn't like it,
- 40:38Speaker 12: but whatever.
- 40:40Speaker 14: Think I got preaching that is crazy and the King
- 40:46Speaker 14: of Pranks approves. The King of Pranks approused.
- 40:49Speaker 12: All right, guys, thank you.
- 40:50Speaker 14: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, it
- 40:52Speaker 14: is spring break. We're gonna talk about it right after this.
- 40:56Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's spring break and
- 41:02Speaker 14: a lot of families go on vacation, and some kids
- 41:05Speaker 14: travel without their families.
- 41:06Speaker 12: We all know that to be true.
- 41:08Speaker 14: So Carla, you and your family just did a college
- 41:11Speaker 14: tour for your spring break for your daughter Tasha. So
- 41:14Speaker 14: tell us about it. How was your trip? And part
- 41:17Speaker 14: two of this question, can you guys share your favorite
- 41:21Speaker 14: spring break memories?
- 41:22Speaker 12: Let's go okay, yeah, so well you.
- 41:24Speaker 4: Went to Yeah, we went to New Orleans. We grove
- 41:27Speaker 4: from Houston to New Orleans and it was really good
- 41:30Speaker 4: road trip.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Uh uh huh.
- 41:33Speaker 4: To college visits.
- 41:35Speaker 2: We went to Xavier University of Louisiana because you know,
- 41:39Speaker 2: to HBCU x you come, you know, But anyway, we
- 41:49Speaker 2: went to Xavier. This school is a fantastic university, has
- 41:54Speaker 2: a i guess, one of the top countries, one of
- 41:56Speaker 2: the top universities HBCUs in the country getting kids medical
- 42:01Speaker 2: Black kids to medical school.
- 42:03Speaker 4: Their rate is outstanding.
- 42:05Speaker 14: So love questions, stop right there for saying did you
- 42:08Speaker 14: know that before?
- 42:09Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 42:10Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, So you know, my husband's from
- 42:13Speaker 2: New Orleans.
- 42:14Speaker 4: So Tasha's getting all excited.
- 42:15Speaker 2: She's walking around, Yeah when I go to school here
- 42:18Speaker 2: and her dad, my husband's like yeah, yeah, So you know,
- 42:21Speaker 2: we and She looked at him.
- 42:22Speaker 4: She said we She said, oh, I'm from here. We're
- 42:25Speaker 4: about to get a place. We're gonna be Oh.
- 42:28Speaker 14: Lord, daddy god, she said, We're gonna be right here
- 42:35Speaker 14: kicking it.
- 42:36Speaker 3: We gonna all have some fun.
- 42:38Speaker 4: That was really cool.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Then we went to LSU, went down the stream can
- 42:42Speaker 2: Rude to check out LSU nice. Of course, was not
- 42:45Speaker 2: the Love Death Valley, that big old stadium down at
- 42:48Speaker 2: LSU Tigers. So it was a really really good trip.
- 42:51Speaker 2: I went to the casino in New Orleans, and you
- 42:54Speaker 2: know she did. But look they carved you when you
- 42:58Speaker 2: get right in, like you have to have your I
- 43:00Speaker 2: d ready. So I came back, you know, I came
- 43:02Speaker 2: back to the room and was telling everybody, and Tasha said,
- 43:05Speaker 2: so why did they card you?
- 43:10Speaker 12: Don't they know?
- 43:11Speaker 2: So we standing outside at the ballet at the hotel and.
- 43:15Speaker 4: Man, we looked at each other. He say, be your
- 43:17Speaker 4: own people.
- 43:18Speaker 12: It chick kids.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Lost story short spring break. These kids get trips and things,
- 43:27Speaker 2: college visits. What about you guys? Did you all do
- 43:30Speaker 2: all this on spring break?
- 43:31Speaker 4: I know I did, no, exactly.
- 43:34Speaker 13: Not not like every every spring break. My wife, It's
- 43:38Speaker 13: it's like in Stone, we're trying to go somewhere. We're finished.
- 43:41Speaker 13: It's just a built in vacation. When when I was
- 43:44Speaker 13: on spring break, we was headed to Gavest to the
- 43:46Speaker 13: Kappa Beach party.
- 43:47Speaker 1: That's what that was it?
- 43:49Speaker 12: That was it?
- 43:50Speaker 14: Okay, Well something happened because I had to be home
- 43:54Speaker 14: cleaning up.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Cleaning up right, Yes, I prefer to do that.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Shure that friend break was horrible.
- 44:01Speaker 12: Because I lived with my mom, So yeah, you had
- 44:04Speaker 12: to clean up.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Right about break inded with old people. I ain't like that.
- 44:10Speaker 3: What what you mean? So where we went it was
- 44:12Speaker 3: somebody house. We going to the old though in the
- 44:18Speaker 3: city that got something going on. We've in know Land
- 44:20Speaker 3: though we ain't nowhere down there bred we we we
- 44:25Speaker 3: we we in uh uh, what's it?
- 44:27Speaker 1: Louisia crying in Louisia.
- 44:29Speaker 14: For what not?
- 44:30Speaker 4: New Orleans nowhere crying.
- 44:33Speaker 3: Not even New It was fun.
- 44:35Speaker 12: We were just old.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Did y'all know? That was an older Oklahoma? I do older,
- 44:41Speaker 3: older older Oklahoma. We're there.
- 44:46Speaker 1: It's just and bren.
- 44:48Speaker 13: You should have got some bluebell ice cream if you.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Why are we here though there's nothing to do with
- 44:53Speaker 3: Chase cows?
- 44:54Speaker 12: Why come to Chicago with me? Clean?
- 44:58Speaker 10: Up.
- 44:58Speaker 3: We wouldn't never go to Chicago. Yeah, we go are Hammon.
- 45:03Speaker 12: Indiana, just outside that.
- 45:05Speaker 14: We ain't.
- 45:05Speaker 4: We ain't gonna be in Chicago.
- 45:07Speaker 12: Not in the big city though, right.
- 45:09Speaker 3: No, why am I in Louisville's five Black People back
- 45:17Speaker 3: in eighty five? There's five black people love I met
- 45:20Speaker 3: them all.
- 45:22Speaker 4: No beach, no resorts. No, I wasn't.
- 45:27Speaker 3: I didn't see a resort. And I started working with
- 45:29Speaker 3: y'all that time. I had a star resort working with y'all.
- 45:33Speaker 12: Junior, you have not lived, You have not lived.
- 45:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't stand spring break.
- 45:39Speaker 14: Yeah, it doesn't hold great memories for me either, Junior.
- 45:43Speaker 12: I'm looking at these kids like wow.
- 45:45Speaker 14: All right, coming up next, and it's a brank phone
- 45:47Speaker 14: call from the nephew.
- 45:48Speaker 12: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 45:54Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 45:56Speaker 14: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and
- 45:59Speaker 14: the subject that something keeps coming up missing, something keeps
- 46:03Speaker 14: coming up missing. Oh yeah, this doesn't sound good. We'll
- 46:08Speaker 14: get into it and find out what it's all about
- 46:10Speaker 14: in just a little bit, because right now the nephew
- 46:14Speaker 14: is right here with today's prank.
- 46:16Speaker 12: Phone call what you got for us?
- 46:17Speaker 8: Now?
- 46:17Speaker 13: You know what? Surely this prank right here. You know
- 46:20Speaker 13: a lot of people don't understand my titles. Well, my
- 46:22Speaker 13: titles are dear to me, you know the way, you know,
- 46:24Speaker 13: because you know I really you know, it's it's it's
- 46:28Speaker 13: it's from it's what's from the heart. You know what
- 46:30Speaker 13: I mean. And I know you will understand this. You
- 46:32Speaker 13: guys will understand the title of this prank because a
- 46:35Speaker 13: lot of men have done this. A lot of men
- 46:37Speaker 13: have done this, and you know what I'm saying. A
- 46:38Speaker 13: lot of men have done it and understand it is
- 46:40Speaker 13: what it is. So the title is I'm dreaming of
- 46:45Speaker 13: your wife? What I'm dreaming of?
- 46:52Speaker 14: What?
- 46:53Speaker 13: But you ain't never dreamt You ain't never dreamt about
- 46:56Speaker 13: nobody's wife before. Dad, look look me at my face
- 46:59Speaker 13: and tell me your hair your hair. I'm not You
- 47:03Speaker 13: ain't ever woke up in the middle of like, oh
- 47:06Speaker 13: my god.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Where's your wife while you dreaming? And where is she
- 47:11Speaker 3: at right next to him?
- 47:14Speaker 13: Well, that's not don't answer me nothing like that. That's
- 47:20Speaker 13: you don't put people on the spot like that.
- 47:22Speaker 4: No, No, don't do that.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Jr.
- 47:24Speaker 10: How dare you? How dare you?
- 47:26Speaker 1: Let's go, cat dog, I'm dreaming of your wife.
- 47:31Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Winston. It'ston Hey once. How
- 47:36Speaker 6: you doing man? This is Kevin Man. I actually, uh,
- 47:38Speaker 6: I work with your wife Renee. We met a couple
- 47:42Speaker 6: of times, man at uh at the job. I think
- 47:44Speaker 6: you might have been taking a lunch or something. I
- 47:46Speaker 6: work like on the floor above.
- 47:47Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, dude?
- 47:49Speaker 6: Are you doing today? Man?
- 47:50Speaker 8: I'm doing good?
- 47:51Speaker 7: Man?
- 47:51Speaker 6: All right?
- 47:51Speaker 8: What's up?
- 47:52Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 47:52Speaker 6: Yeah, I wanted to reach out to you, man, and
- 47:56Speaker 6: I had some personal I wanted to holler at you
- 47:58Speaker 6: a bot, you know, personal? Yeah?
- 48:01Speaker 8: What personal?
- 48:02Speaker 6: Like? What?
- 48:02Speaker 14: Dude?
- 48:03Speaker 6: Well?
- 48:04Speaker 8: Who is this?
- 48:05Speaker 6: My name is Kevin? Uh? Like I said, Uh, I work.
- 48:08Speaker 6: I work on the on the seventh floor. Your wife
- 48:10Speaker 6: is on the sixth. But you know we met a
- 48:12Speaker 6: couple of times, right, Yeah, I know you said that.
- 48:14Speaker 8: I'm trying to picture your face.
- 48:15Speaker 6: What's up, though? Dog? Me? What's up? Okay? You're Uh?
- 48:19Speaker 6: How's you and Renee's relationship going? Man? What how's y'all's
- 48:24Speaker 6: relationship going? What they got to do? What you do?
- 48:27Speaker 6: I mean, I mean y'all y'all, I mean I'm just
- 48:30Speaker 6: y'all been getting along and they.
- 48:31Speaker 8: Meet me, me and Renee. Fine, but what they got?
- 48:33Speaker 6: Watch?
- 48:34Speaker 8: Hold on, hold on? You say you want to talk
- 48:36Speaker 8: to me about some person? You got some person by
- 48:37Speaker 8: my wife?
- 48:38Speaker 6: Well some person. I was like, what what I wanted
- 48:40Speaker 6: to tell you? Man? Is that for some reason? Man,
- 48:42Speaker 6: I've been having uh off and on man every other day,
- 48:46Speaker 6: I've been having these these dreams at night, please dream
- 48:50Speaker 6: like what dude? Well, every one of these dreams, man,
- 48:53Speaker 6: Renee being them? Really?
- 48:55Speaker 8: So? So you you work with my wife right and
- 48:58Speaker 8: you call him my phone telling me you haven't dream
- 49:00Speaker 8: about my wife?
- 49:00Speaker 6: Boy? Just you know, why are you dreaming about my wife? Well?
- 49:03Speaker 8: This is you know, don'try you're at work right now?
- 49:07Speaker 6: No, I'm not at work right now, but not not
- 49:09Speaker 6: or but nothing.
- 49:10Speaker 8: Let me tell you something to be calling me talking
- 49:12Speaker 8: about you for they have a dream about my wife?
- 49:13Speaker 6: What's going on with you?
- 49:14Speaker 14: My wife?
- 49:15Speaker 8: What's your name? Kevin? I'll tell you what. I'm on
- 49:18Speaker 8: my way up there right to hell now.
- 49:19Speaker 6: No, man, I'm not at the job. I'm not where
- 49:21Speaker 6: you at you at time.
- 49:22Speaker 8: Let's let's let they get up to tell why don't
- 49:24Speaker 8: you want let's have face to faith.
- 49:26Speaker 6: You want.
- 49:28Speaker 8: You get my number? Why you give my number?
- 49:30Speaker 6: Answer my question? Now? I asked. I asked one of
- 49:32Speaker 6: the guys at the job for your number, man, because doctor,
- 49:35Speaker 6: you know, I wanted to be man the man and
- 49:36Speaker 6: just talking to you.
- 49:37Speaker 8: You know, so y'all sitting there and have a conversation
- 49:39Speaker 8: about my wife on the job. Okay, you know what
- 49:43Speaker 8: it is?
- 49:43Speaker 12: Our good?
- 49:44Speaker 8: Uh let me uh this show number my call out
- 49:46Speaker 8: d right now. I'm let me call you right back.
- 49:48Speaker 6: No no, no, no, hold on, hold on but.
- 49:51Speaker 8: Not nothing, hold up? You calling my dreams about my face?
- 49:56Speaker 6: Well, man, I'm just I'm just trying to be real
- 49:57Speaker 6: with you, and that's what I wanted to see. Ye
- 50:00Speaker 6: say that. I'm gonna be real with you too.
- 50:01Speaker 8: I'm gonna come woo yo.
- 50:02Speaker 6: But I want to I want to see how your
- 50:04Speaker 6: relationship is going.
- 50:06Speaker 8: Man, Man, say what you gotta say.
- 50:09Speaker 6: Do okay, because see, dog, if these dreams keep happening,
- 50:12Speaker 6: it must be faith. Man, it must be to me
- 50:14Speaker 6: and Hug are meant for each other.
- 50:17Speaker 11: Down.
- 50:17Speaker 8: I don't know, I don't know what you smoke. I
- 50:20Speaker 8: don't know who the here you are. But I promise
- 50:22Speaker 8: you this. When I get off my job today, I'm
- 50:25Speaker 8: coming to wook yours. And if I found out that
- 50:27Speaker 8: you're doing that, they calling my house and hanging up.
- 50:29Speaker 8: You ain't got nothing that I can tell you.
- 50:30Speaker 6: What? Don't the work? Don't? Okay, okay, look look let
- 50:33Speaker 6: me in man. Man? Why is she in all my dreams? Man?
- 50:36Speaker 6: Why is she there?
- 50:38Speaker 8: Dream about money?
- 50:39Speaker 6: What? I fuck?
- 50:39Speaker 8: Probably because you look for that for my wife?
- 50:41Speaker 6: What gonna do is you? Man?
- 50:43Speaker 8: Now, he's not doing that till get to that looking
- 50:45Speaker 8: wife every day? What kind of work you do? Huh?
- 50:48Speaker 8: You said?
- 50:49Speaker 11: Man?
- 50:49Speaker 6: You are going to flow above her?
- 50:50Speaker 8: Is that why she can't need me for lunch?
- 50:52Speaker 6: No? No, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man, No,
- 50:55Speaker 6: I don't know nothing.
- 50:56Speaker 8: What do you were? You finna be in the department
- 50:59Speaker 8: that it's by five a minute?
- 51:00Speaker 6: Man, don't you understand that it's got to be fake?
- 51:02Speaker 6: If she keeps showing up? You know? You know?
- 51:05Speaker 5: What does hold on?
- 51:06Speaker 8: What? What is your last name?
- 51:07Speaker 6: Dude?
- 51:08Speaker 8: I got your number? You say you work on the
- 51:10Speaker 8: seventh floor or the second floor before you work on.
- 51:12Speaker 6: I work on the seventh floor. That ain't what you want.
- 51:14Speaker 8: You ain't got something to do with first, your lad's name.
- 51:16Speaker 6: My last name is well. Why is she showing up
- 51:19Speaker 6: in my dream? Why is she kissing me in my dreams?
- 51:22Speaker 3: Man?
- 51:22Speaker 8: I don't let let me tell you something. I don't
- 51:23Speaker 8: know what the hell kind of dreams your is happening.
- 51:26Speaker 8: But when I beat ya, you gonna swear to God
- 51:28Speaker 8: you're gonna have with them mother Luther King dreams. You
- 51:29Speaker 8: understand me. When I get to your job tomorrow morning,
- 51:32Speaker 8: I don't give it. Who do you call? Let's believe
- 51:34Speaker 8: it on to be outside waiting for you?
- 51:36Speaker 6: Okay? Why making love to me man in these dreams?
- 51:40Speaker 6: Because it's just passionate man, Renee love me and I
- 51:43Speaker 6: love her.
- 51:43Speaker 8: Man, Listen, I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name.
- 51:48Speaker 6: What what what you want me to call? You? Do
- 51:50Speaker 6: you know me?
- 51:50Speaker 8: You say you know me right? So you know why
- 51:52Speaker 8: I am right?
- 51:52Speaker 6: I ment her a couple of times.
- 51:54Speaker 8: Man, if you know what I'm calling Renee when I
- 51:55Speaker 8: get out there, call what you gave you my number?
- 51:58Speaker 8: I don't gave you my number.
- 52:01Speaker 6: You so violent. I don't even want to tell you
- 52:02Speaker 6: the dude that gave me to do you man.
- 52:04Speaker 8: To tell me that you having a dreams sleeping and kissing.
- 52:06Speaker 8: I'm like, wife, tell me they can't you?
- 52:08Speaker 6: Why not? Why? Why is your wife kissing me back? Well?
- 52:11Speaker 8: You money kissing me? You know, dream about my wife
- 52:14Speaker 8: and I'm gonna come her. She gonna get off the
- 52:17Speaker 8: go with you. You need that. You have anything else
- 52:19Speaker 8: you want to say to me?
- 52:20Speaker 6: Okay? So so so what I'm supposed to do when
- 52:22Speaker 6: I'm sleep and she show up? I'm supposed to awake up.
- 52:25Speaker 8: I don't give what you're doing. Just say if all
- 52:27Speaker 8: I can, I'm gonna call you a threeway with Renee.
- 52:30Speaker 8: I want you to tell me that with all.
- 52:32Speaker 6: The phone man, I don't even want to go through.
- 52:33Speaker 6: I thought we could call and talk reasonable life, like
- 52:36Speaker 6: me and dog.
- 52:37Speaker 8: We're gonna talk about now. Why don't come come see
- 52:38Speaker 8: me face to face right now? You coming down the phone?
- 52:41Speaker 8: Come see me right now? Come see me right to hell?
- 52:44Speaker 8: Now where you at? I come see you? You ain't got
- 52:46Speaker 8: away show gad man, come see you don't.
- 52:48Speaker 6: Want to do up? Man, I'm finna take some sleeping
- 52:50Speaker 6: pills so I can get back to my dream.
- 52:51Speaker 8: You're finna take this. Look this is what you're about
- 52:53Speaker 8: to take that I got I got everything I need
- 52:55Speaker 8: to know. I will be on the seventh floor to
- 52:57Speaker 8: my way for you. I got a special delivery for
- 52:59Speaker 8: your Do you understand me? Now?
- 53:02Speaker 6: What? What? What? Let me call her first? Mothering? Hey,
- 53:06Speaker 6: I I'll call Renee because me.
- 53:09Speaker 8: Don't you call me? How to hear you getting nothing?
- 53:11Speaker 8: Neither way? How you're getting my wife number?
- 53:13Speaker 6: And let me? Renee called me?
- 53:16Speaker 8: Man, she tells you, oh, hold on, my wife calls you,
- 53:20Speaker 8: so you don't tell you?
- 53:21Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Well let me say this though to you.
- 53:23Speaker 6: Let me say this to you. Wants to your wife
- 53:25Speaker 6: called me and she wanted me to call you.
- 53:28Speaker 8: Oh my, oh my? What I told you to call me?
- 53:32Speaker 6: Right? Come right? Okay? But I wasn't but but but
- 53:35Speaker 6: listen to me once for what? What?
- 53:36Speaker 8: Then? My wife don't call?
- 53:38Speaker 6: No? She she wanted me to call you. I'm nephew
- 53:41Speaker 6: Tommy from the Steve Harbin morning and show.
- 53:48Speaker 8: Y'all wrong for that. Y'all wrong for that, doll? You
- 53:51Speaker 8: know now you're wrong for that.
- 53:53Speaker 6: Dog.
- 53:55Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. Me to to go to
- 53:56Speaker 8: other job, get to hell out of whoever came me.
- 53:59Speaker 8: I'm hot as you man. You over there, dude, you off.
- 54:06Speaker 6: You're off. Oh man, hey man, I got one more
- 54:09Speaker 6: thing as you Winston. What's the baddest that, I mean,
- 54:11Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the last dog.
- 54:14Speaker 8: You already know what the business is man, the Steve
- 54:17Speaker 8: Harby Morning, the show player.
- 54:22Speaker 10: Boy.
- 54:22Speaker 13: Y'all better get me some praise and prank up in
- 54:24Speaker 13: here this morning. Come on, come up, come up too
- 54:26Speaker 13: good A nephew something ye crazy. Somebody got to do it,
- 54:31Speaker 13: shirt sule. Somebody got to be stupid, okay, and I
- 54:34Speaker 13: chose myself.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Somebody got to do it. I will be stupid.
- 54:38Speaker 13: March twenty eight, twenty nine and thirty and Bricktown Comedy
- 54:41Speaker 13: Club that is in Oklahoma City.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Y'all be you ready laying in the cut? Uh huh.
- 54:46Speaker 13: Y'all waiting on me, and I'm waiting on y'all. Charlotte
- 54:49Speaker 13: and off, Kaki Lackett. The Nephew was coming April four,
- 54:52Speaker 13: five and six. Y'all already know comedy's on baby tickets
- 54:55Speaker 13: on sale right now. The Nephew is coming your way.
- 54:59Speaker 13: I'm talking about it. I related it is right.
- 55:02Speaker 14: Here all right, Thank you, nephew coming up next. It's
- 55:05Speaker 14: my strawberry letter for today. And the subject is something
- 55:08Speaker 14: keeps coming up missing. We'll get into it right after this.
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- 56:18Speaker 14: First of all, before we get into the Strawberry letter quickly,
- 56:20Speaker 14: I'd like to say thank you to Megan Taylor and
- 56:24Speaker 14: all of the women of her Women in Radio Conference
- 56:28Speaker 14: this past weekend. It was awesome. It was in Atlanta.
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- 56:34Speaker 14: Mississippi Monica presented me with a Trailblazer Award, and we
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- 56:43Speaker 12: Yeah, it was fun.
- 56:44Speaker 14: It was I was honored, you know, surprised and honored
- 56:47Speaker 14: at the same time.
- 56:48Speaker 12: Thank you, guys. But we have fun. Monica and I clowned.
- 56:51Speaker 14: Monica interviewed me before we I was presented with the award,
- 56:56Speaker 14: and that was just a hoot, to say the leader. Y,
- 57:01Speaker 14: I got a call yesterday.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Sure, I just got a call yesterday. I'm getting the
- 57:05Speaker 3: Women in Radio Award next year.
- 57:07Speaker 12: See there, see there, look at that, and you're to
- 57:10Speaker 12: be there.
- 57:10Speaker 13: You're going to be there or I'm going down.
- 57:15Speaker 3: I ain't never got an a ward, ain't gaven.
- 57:16Speaker 14: A war for This was the ninth annual Women and
- 57:21Speaker 14: Radio Conference. Uh, we have them every year. So if
- 57:24Speaker 14: you're a woman in Radio we invite you to come
- 57:26Speaker 14: on down. We have a blast every single year. Thank
- 57:29Speaker 14: you guys so much for your participation. All right, so
- 57:33Speaker 14: let's get to the letter. The subject is something keeps
- 57:36Speaker 14: coming up missing Dear Stephen Shirley. I got reacquainted with
- 57:40Speaker 14: an ex and he has been a godsend to me
- 57:43Speaker 14: and my two children for the past year. I've let
- 57:46Speaker 14: him stay over a lot because some days I work
- 57:48Speaker 14: late and some mornings I leave early, so he helps
- 57:52Speaker 14: me with the boys. He's been good about buying groceries
- 57:55Speaker 14: and helping out financially. The sex has always been good,
- 57:59Speaker 14: so oh, I'm happy with him. When the boys go
- 58:02Speaker 14: to their father's house for the weekend, I go spend
- 58:05Speaker 14: time over my boyfriend's house. We got into a heated
- 58:08Speaker 14: discussion the other day because I told him my sons
- 58:11Speaker 14: are irresponsible and they throw my silverware away and are
- 58:15Speaker 14: eating all of their cereals and snacks up as soon
- 58:19Speaker 14: as I buy them. I threatened to put a lock
- 58:22Speaker 14: on my pantry door. He calmed me down and said
- 58:25Speaker 14: that wasn't necessary. He talked to the boys. This past weekend,
- 58:29Speaker 14: I stayed at his place. I had a salad, so
- 58:33Speaker 14: I went to get a fork and saw three of
- 58:35Speaker 14: my forks were in my boyfriend's drawer. Then he comes
- 58:39Speaker 14: out of the bedroom wearing my slippers and walked into
- 58:43Speaker 14: the kitchen to make himself a turkey sandwich with the
- 58:46Speaker 14: three slices of turkey that I was looking for at
- 58:49Speaker 14: my house to make myself a sandwich the other day. Wow,
- 58:54Speaker 14: this has gotten real petty. Lucky for him, he had
- 58:57Speaker 14: his own bread. I asked him if if he was
- 59:00Speaker 14: the reason that stuff has been disappearing at my house,
- 59:03Speaker 14: and he said yes, like it was no big deal.
- 59:06Speaker 14: He said he took food from my house a few
- 59:08Speaker 14: times so he wouldn't have to go to the store
- 59:10Speaker 14: in the snow. He showed me a box of my
- 59:13Speaker 14: kids roll ups, and he said he took a new
- 59:17Speaker 14: tube of toothpaste from my linen closet last week. Is
- 59:21Speaker 14: this acceptable? Am I being petty for being mad about this?
- 59:25Speaker 14: What's wrong with him?
- 59:27Speaker 12: Okay? These are some of the things that have been missing.
- 59:29Speaker 14: Umbrellas, forks, house shoes, toothpaste, kids, fruit, roll ups, lunch meat,
- 59:34Speaker 14: and I keep finding stuff. So what maybe there is
- 59:39Speaker 14: Maybe he's a klepto. I don't know, Maybe there is
- 59:42Speaker 14: a little something wrong with him, or maybe he just
- 59:44Speaker 14: thinks that taking this stuff since they're together, is no
- 59:48Speaker 14: big deal. But the problem with taking stuff is that
- 59:51Speaker 14: you've got to let the other person know. You got
- 59:53Speaker 14: to ask them. She'll probably say yes because she's really
- 59:57Speaker 14: filling you and she's loving you and all of that.
- 1:00:00Speaker 14: So all you have to do is ask, baby, can
- 1:00:01Speaker 14: I take.
- 1:00:02Speaker 12: A tube of toothpaste?
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: Baby?
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:00:04Speaker 12: You know I grabbed a fork? You do you mind?
- 1:00:07Speaker 14: I'll bring it back. And why are you just taking
- 1:00:09Speaker 14: it and not bringing the stuff back? So are you
- 1:00:12Speaker 14: saying that he's a great guy but he's a thief
- 1:00:15Speaker 14: because that's what it sounds like. And wait a minute, though,
- 1:00:18Speaker 14: he's taking food from your kids? What is he doing
- 1:00:21Speaker 14: with the kids?
- 1:00:21Speaker 12: Fruit? Fruit roll ups?
- 1:00:23Speaker 14: And and they're cereal? Come on, now, he does have
- 1:00:27Speaker 14: a little bit of a problem. I would say, Uh,
- 1:00:30Speaker 14: stealing is a crime. I don't care if it is
- 1:00:33Speaker 14: roll ups. You gotta tell people, you gotta you just
- 1:00:36Speaker 14: can't take stuff. It's not your house. And she doesn't
- 1:00:39Speaker 14: do it. So you know you really like him. The
- 1:00:42Speaker 14: sex is great and all that, he's been a godsend.
- 1:00:44Speaker 12: These are your words, but you need.
- 1:00:46Speaker 14: To really have a serious talk with him about stealing
- 1:00:50Speaker 14: three slices of turkey meat. Yeah, that's petty, So why
- 1:00:54Speaker 14: is he doing this? Come on, you need to have
- 1:00:57Speaker 14: a serious talk with him. Taking stuff is not cool,
- 1:01:01Speaker 14: all right? Come on, nephew, Oh, come on, y'all. What
- 1:01:05Speaker 14: is the big deal? We together?
- 1:01:08Speaker 12: Ain't we?
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: We together? What's the big deal?
- 1:01:11Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:01:12Speaker 13: I took your sons Oskamaia lunchables. What is the big deal?
- 1:01:16Speaker 13: Why aren't you tripping on my this?
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: We together? What's the big deal?
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:01:21Speaker 13: I got his PlayStation. I was playing Fortnite. But what
- 1:01:25Speaker 13: is the big deal?
- 1:01:26Speaker 10: What?
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: What? Why are you getting in an uproar behind this?
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: What?
- 1:01:30Speaker 13: Okay? Yes, yes, I have your frying pan. And I
- 1:01:34Speaker 13: took the fish that was in the freezer. Okay, but
- 1:01:37Speaker 13: it was been to expire, so yes, I brought it
- 1:01:39Speaker 13: home in fried Friday.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: What is the big deal? Okay?
- 1:01:44Speaker 13: Why are you you just you just I don't understand. Yes,
- 1:01:48Speaker 13: I took your your kids TV. I'm trying to watch
- 1:01:51Speaker 13: March Madness. Okay, I'm trying to watch March Madness. These
- 1:01:54Speaker 13: kids ain't watching this TV. Why are y'all tripping on this?
- 1:01:58Speaker 12: Oh?
- 1:01:59Speaker 10: Yes I did.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: I rode your son's bike to get some exercise. I
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: just haven't brought it back open it yet.
- 1:02:06Speaker 10: What is the big deal?
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Why is it tripping?
- 1:02:09Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: Those are your panties. Okay, my draws was dirty. My
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: draws was dirty. Hey, I had with.
- 1:02:17Speaker 12: Some ow nephew.
- 1:02:21Speaker 14: With part two of our responses to the Strawberry letter
- 1:02:25Speaker 14: at twenty three minutes after today's subject is someone keeps
- 1:02:29Speaker 14: something keeps coming up missing.
- 1:02:31Speaker 12: We heard from me, we heard from Tommy. We're gonna
- 1:02:33Speaker 12: hear from Junior coming up right after this.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Y'all, don't even use that, Michael Wayne that.
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- 1:03:30Speaker 14: we're going to recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
- 1:03:33Speaker 14: something keeps coming up missing, as long as it's something
- 1:03:37Speaker 14: and not someone I found in this.
- 1:03:39Speaker 12: Letter to be the case. Yeah, all right.
- 1:03:42Speaker 14: A woman wrote in she just got reacquainted with an
- 1:03:46Speaker 14: exit she used to date, and she's saying that, you know,
- 1:03:49Speaker 14: this guy is good to her, he's godsend, actually, and
- 1:03:52Speaker 14: he's been good to her and her two kids.
- 1:03:54Speaker 12: They've been together for the past year.
- 1:03:56Speaker 14: She lets them stay over because you know, some days
- 1:03:59Speaker 14: she works late and he takes care of her two
- 1:04:01Speaker 14: sons for her. He's been good about buying groceries, he
- 1:04:05Speaker 14: helps out financially, and all that's great. She said, the
- 1:04:09Speaker 14: sex is great, all of that. So she's really happy
- 1:04:12Speaker 14: with him. But yeah, what's the big deal. She wants
- 1:04:15Speaker 14: to know if this is petty because certain things in
- 1:04:18Speaker 14: a house have come up missing and she's blaming it
- 1:04:21Speaker 14: on the boys. Now she talked to her man about it.
- 1:04:24Speaker 14: He said, you know, don't be mad at the boys.
- 1:04:27Speaker 14: I'll talk to him. I'll talk to them. Well, that
- 1:04:30Speaker 14: was his opportunity right there to tell her it was him,
- 1:04:34Speaker 14: it's him, it's not the boys.
- 1:04:36Speaker 12: But he didn't do that. He kept going.
- 1:04:38Speaker 14: He let her go on and think that it was
- 1:04:40Speaker 14: from the boys, that the boys were taking the stuff.
- 1:04:42Speaker 14: Now here's some of the things that he has taken.
- 1:04:45Speaker 14: He's taken umbrellas, he's taken forks from her, you know,
- 1:04:49Speaker 14: flatware collection, he's taken shoes, toothpaste, the kids, fruit roll ups,
- 1:04:54Speaker 14: they're cereal lunch meat. And she keeps finding things missing.
- 1:04:58Speaker 14: So she wants to know is this acceptable? And is
- 1:05:02Speaker 14: she being petty? And what's wrong with him? There is
- 1:05:06Speaker 14: something wrong with him, I said, Tommy said, what's the
- 1:05:08Speaker 14: big deal?
- 1:05:09Speaker 12: They're together, aren't they. Junior?
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: What do you say, Junior?
- 1:05:14Speaker 12: What what do you say? Yeah, Junior, I'm confused.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: I don't know which man we talking to.
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: Uh?
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Is it the the ex? Is it the boyfriend? You
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: got too much stuff going because every time y'all have sex,
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: something coming up missing. Oh, you're blaming every time you
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: sleep with this man on fork come up missing. You
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: may now lunch meat come up missing. I know one
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: thing Jamal Bryanton told y'all we boycott and target because
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: y'all damn jore down there. I know that everything that
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: you keep coming up missing come from Target. Umbrellas, lunch meat,
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: what if fruit? Roland all, that's that target, y'all. He
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: told y'all this forty days, no shot, that's target.
- 1:05:55Speaker 10: Y'all.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: Take y'all any time, y'all sleep together, y'all keep going
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: down there. I don't know which you want us to
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: say about this letter. We have grown people here. We
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: don't have stuff that's missing. Nobody on this show got
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: something that's missing in their house. Where do I? Where
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: do I care?
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: At?
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: An umbrella come up missing? I'll tell you what. Still
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: an umbrella and nobody saw it. You don't know who
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: has it? Lunch me, y'all. Y'all even got specific three
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: pieces of lunch?
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Really that really three pieces?
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: I don't know what type of relationship you got going on.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: You needn't leave that man alone or that ex loan
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: because stuff keep coming up missing. It ain't you boys.
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: They are the only two honest men in there is
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: the boys.
- 1:06:40Speaker 12: Yes, didn't.
- 1:06:43Speaker 14: But Junior, tell me why didn't he admit it when
- 1:06:46Speaker 14: she when? Why didn't he come clean when she talked
- 1:06:49Speaker 14: to him about it and was blaming the boys?
- 1:06:51Speaker 12: Why didn't he say it?
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Thing?
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: Man is this? This is the axe? Is the boyfriend?
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: Which one?
- 1:06:54Speaker 14: Well okay, this we're talking about the man she's with
- 1:06:57Speaker 14: now who is her ex?
- 1:06:58Speaker 12: But he she still did aid him.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: What the boyfriend?
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: It's the same guy.
- 1:07:02Speaker 12: So it's yeah, they're one and the same.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Junior, Yeah, they're back together.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't see. I didn't know that.
- 1:07:09Speaker 12: It was no, no, no, no, no, it's just one man.
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: So two men. They do go visit their their father.
- 1:07:16Speaker 12: Yeah, their dad, boys do.
- 1:07:19Speaker 6: So.
- 1:07:20Speaker 14: But she's talking about her ex that she reacquainted and
- 1:07:23Speaker 14: and and rekindled a relationship with.
- 1:07:25Speaker 12: That's who she's talking about.
- 1:07:27Speaker 14: So my question is why didn't he come clean when
- 1:07:30Speaker 14: she talked to him about it when she thought it
- 1:07:31Speaker 14: was her boys deal?
- 1:07:32Speaker 13: Let me say this, probably would have had to come
- 1:07:35Speaker 13: clean about everything. He probably stole stuff the first time
- 1:07:38Speaker 13: they were together that we don't.
- 1:07:39Speaker 12: Know that the first place she was.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Missing, where's my car? I know my boys had a dog.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: Where all kinds of stuff.
- 1:07:54Speaker 12: I see that as a problem.
- 1:07:55Speaker 14: Though, I do see that as a problem because he
- 1:07:57Speaker 14: let her go ahead and think that it was her
- 1:07:59Speaker 14: boy said nothing, said nothing. She told him her boys
- 1:08:04Speaker 14: were irresponsible. These are all chances for you to speak up, sir.
- 1:08:08Speaker 14: You know, I don't care if he is helping you
- 1:08:10Speaker 14: out financially.
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: I don't care if his own point though they take
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: the lunch meet when.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: Right, isn't it go ahead?
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: But you know how, you're so smooth with it.
- 1:08:26Speaker 13: He actually telling Eli and her while he in her
- 1:08:28Speaker 13: flip flops though.
- 1:08:30Speaker 12: He got you.
- 1:08:34Speaker 14: But he thinks this is okay because he just said, yeah,
- 1:08:38Speaker 14: it's no big deal.
- 1:08:38Speaker 12: Yeah I took it.
- 1:08:40Speaker 14: I took some toothpastes from your linen closet because I didn't,
- 1:08:43Speaker 14: you know, I didn't want to stop by the store.
- 1:08:45Speaker 12: What bas.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: If we go to his apartment, all her stuff over there,
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: If we just go.
- 1:08:52Speaker 14: Over there, that's where she found her forks. Yeah, that's
- 1:08:55Speaker 14: where she found her forks at his house. She thought
- 1:08:58Speaker 14: her boys were throwing them away. What is wrong with him?
- 1:09:02Speaker 13: You don't you don't need all that deodorant. You do
- 1:09:05Speaker 13: not need all that deodor.
- 1:09:06Speaker 14: Every everything he doesn't ask her can he have it?
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: She just ten hankers right now, Hanks, He got.
- 1:09:16Speaker 12: Her clothes, just in the closet floor, just on there.
- 1:09:18Speaker 12: Just all right, guys, Thank you.
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- 1:09:31Speaker 14: I said, at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
- 1:09:34Speaker 14: junior and sports talk.
- 1:09:35Speaker 12: Right after this.
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- 1:10:16Speaker 14: It is time now for junior and sports talk what
- 1:10:19Speaker 14: you got junior.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: Well, before we get to that, Charley, I have to
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: talk about the Mother's Love and Laughter comedy show with
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: me and Sheryl Underwood in Jacksonville, Florida, at the Terry
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: Theater on Mother's Day. That's why I called Mother's Love
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: Comedy Show.
- 1:10:34Speaker 10: That's what.
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: Okay, Tommy already going down there before I even get
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: to he already dined.
- 1:10:39Speaker 10: He's doing no eggs though, no e.
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. In the NFL bad Cooper Cup
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: Wilde receiver for the Los Angeles Rams was released and
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: that he's picked up again. He got a three year,
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: forty five dollars deal with the Seattle Seahawks. What is
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: the Texas doing? Do we we need receivers?
- 1:10:58Speaker 10: We need?
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: Were we're doing there, Stephanie?
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Did we need to receive We don't even we don't
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: even go get pro bowlers. But that's okay.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: Though he got We gotta trust the coach though, we
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: gotta trust that he goes.
- 1:11:12Speaker 6: We do.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Now let's talk about this too. Now, I really want
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: to talk about this because you know tonight, you know,
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: the n c w A tournament starts, and Mark, you
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: know we're gonna be around the country having a bunch
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: of basketball games. You know, we can get all this stuff.
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: But look at the look where they're paying at. They
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: playing Dayton, Ohio. Okay, the Ohio is one of the
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: host cities. Providence, Rhode Island. They one of the whole cities.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Uh you know which you talk? Kansas is one? Uh, Lexison, Kentucky.
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: You just left Leicster, Kentucky. Okay, and different Colorado's where
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: they gonna be playing that. But there's also another one
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: and this is the only one. I'm concerned about it.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: And just let people know because if you come in
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: to town, uh State Farm Arena here in Atlanta, Georgia. Uh, please,
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: when you come to Atlanta, could you please sit down?
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: We have enough people. Okay, we have enough people here already. Now,
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: there are some things you want to find, things you
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: want to do. Everybody want to come to Lanta. You
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: wanna go to the strip club? Okay, Magic City is
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: just Monday nights. Don't go on the other night.
- 1:12:06Speaker 10: Just Monday nights.
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: Magical City Mondays.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: That's why we have that.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Okay, Now, til y'all come to town, y'all won't do everything.
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: Let me tell you something right now. There's some places
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: you don't need to go hang out in because you visited.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Visit.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: Just be a visitor, just to visit. Go, go to
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: the game, go to Magic City.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: It is sit down.
- 1:12:22Speaker 10: That's it.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: You don't need nothing else. Lynx maall ain't for everybody.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: If you don't know how to run, don't take your
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- 1:12:32Speaker 3: you must not go to linz Ma. If you must
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: be saying go, you must not go. We have a
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: lot of things happening here in Atlanta you need to
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: be aware of while you visiting it. Whatever day your
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: team ain't playing, stay in your hotel.
- 1:12:47Speaker 12: Yes, that's it.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: I'm just telling you right now. Okay, you will be
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: asked to buy a bottle of water here the limt
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: you're gonna have to buy a bottle. Yeah, every red
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: light they gonna ask you the body's bottle of water.
- 1:13:01Speaker 16: I don't you.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: Don't roll that window down. Yeah, you can act busy.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: They they are tempered. They will wait for you to
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: roll that. I don't care how busy you think you
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: in that car. They're gonna wait.
- 1:13:16Speaker 14: Okay, Jimmior, thank you coming up in the top of
- 1:13:19Speaker 14: the hour, man on social media needs some advice, He says,
- 1:13:21Speaker 14: what's the downside of a sugar daddy relationship?
- 1:13:25Speaker 13: Uh?
- 1:13:26Speaker 12: And we'll talk about it right after this.
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: It will today.
- 1:13:29Speaker 14: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
- 1:13:34Speaker 14: this is from Bobby and Steve Harvey FM. Bobby says,
- 1:13:37Speaker 14: what's the downside of a sugar daddy arrangement? I'm in
- 1:13:40Speaker 14: my fifties and there's a girl who works in the gym.
- 1:13:43Speaker 14: She works as a gym I go to who's been
- 1:13:45Speaker 14: getting more than a little friendly with me. She's in
- 1:13:48Speaker 14: her mid twenties, about to graduate from college. Things started
- 1:13:52Speaker 14: out conversationally but then got flirty, and now she's talking
- 1:13:56Speaker 14: like we should get together in a more than friendly way,
- 1:14:00Speaker 14: while dropping hints that she could use help paying for
- 1:14:03Speaker 14: books and suggesting we could help each other out. I
- 1:14:06Speaker 14: have the cash, and she'd be pretty fun company. I
- 1:14:10Speaker 14: think dot dot dot, but I'm wondering about the downside,
- 1:14:15Speaker 14: my friend said a former NFL and now University of
- 1:14:17Speaker 14: North Carolina head coach seventy two year old coach Belichick
- 1:14:21Speaker 14: and his twenty four year old girlfriend can do it, then,
- 1:14:24Speaker 14: so can I so what do you think?
- 1:14:26Speaker 12: What do you guys think?
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Tom Oh, God first.
- 1:14:29Speaker 13: And foremost man, She don't love you, She don't like
- 1:14:32Speaker 13: you like that. This is all about setting up an arrangement.
- 1:14:35Speaker 13: That's all that's about. This is all financial. You need
- 1:14:39Speaker 13: to know that going in.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: This is about your pocketbook.
- 1:14:42Speaker 13: What you can bring to the tape, and what you
- 1:14:45Speaker 13: bringing to the tape is some money and she is
- 1:14:47Speaker 13: going to in turn show you a good time. That's
- 1:14:50Speaker 13: really what's going to happen. It's not gonna last a
- 1:14:53Speaker 13: long time. When your money run out, She's gonna run out.
- 1:14:56Speaker 13: Let's just put it that way.
- 1:14:57Speaker 12: Well till she graduates and pays office graduate.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: Basically, you're putting together a scholarship.
- 1:15:03Speaker 4: That's what you do.
- 1:15:07Speaker 13: This is a grand yeah, this this is a scholarship,
- 1:15:09Speaker 13: slast grant, whatever you want to call it.
- 1:15:11Speaker 6: This is that.
- 1:15:12Speaker 14: These are four beautiful words that he said, though he
- 1:15:15Speaker 14: said them out of his mouth, beautiful words.
- 1:15:18Speaker 12: I have the cash. Beautiful we told her that, he told, Yes,
- 1:15:24Speaker 12: he did. Uh huh, Well that's not the question.
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: He asked, though, what in the beginning, what's the downside
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: to be in the sugar Daddy. I immediately came up
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: with a bunch of things. That's a downside for one.
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: For one, your bank account gonna be down that first,
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: you need to consider. That's a downside. Another thing, she's
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: you and your fisty, she said her twenty. You're gonna
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: be tired a lot. That's another. That's the downside. You
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: being a sugar daddy. You ain't gonna have a lot
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: of stamina right now. You're gonna be chasing her forever
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: for first. Another thing, mistaken identity debit. They gonna think
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: of dating your daughter. That's another downside you need to
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: consider too, because to start with, mister mister Smith, mister John,
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: that's you. That's you, and you're not college.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: They listening to two different musics, they eating two different food.
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: Y'all can't agree on the song. That's right, Tommy, they
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: can't even agree.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: On the song.
- 1:16:17Speaker 12: That's another downside.
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: She listened to Glow really, but you want the eyes
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: of brothers. You hope they gotta beat together.
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: She up there talking about mustard.
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: Yeah, and you actually eating mustard. It's not allowed positive here.
- 1:16:34Speaker 12: For youself, it's not all right.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: You want noodles differ, yeah, exactly, four beautiful four beautiful words.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: I have the you taking medications, she taking vaccines.
- 1:16:48Speaker 10: It out.
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: You can do that too, they saying, you see it out.
- 1:16:55Speaker 14: Okay, that's the downside, all right, I think, guys, we
- 1:17:00Speaker 14: have time for another one. This is from Myron having
- 1:17:02Speaker 14: heard that name in a while, Myron on Steve Harvey. Yeah,
- 1:17:06Speaker 14: he says. My neighbor's kid accidentally crashed his bike into
- 1:17:09Speaker 14: my parked car. So I went to talk to his
- 1:17:11Speaker 14: parents about the damage. I couldn't believe how nasty his
- 1:17:15Speaker 14: dad was when he talked to the kid. Honestly, it
- 1:17:17Speaker 14: was pretty upsetting. Now I feel bad for the boy,
- 1:17:20Speaker 14: and I'd like to help him somehow, but I definitely
- 1:17:23Speaker 14: don't want his dad to think I'm doing him any favors.
- 1:17:27Speaker 14: So how can I support this kid without his dad
- 1:17:30Speaker 14: thinking I'm on his side? What's the right move here? Wow,
- 1:17:35Speaker 14: it's kind of deep.
- 1:17:36Speaker 13: Oh, I don't know if you want to get in
- 1:17:37Speaker 13: that man, right, Yeah, I don't know if you want
- 1:17:40Speaker 13: to get in that.
- 1:17:41Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Now you're trying to parent from a different direction.
- 1:17:44Speaker 13: And you try, that's because the daddy gonna find out,
- 1:17:47Speaker 13: and then it's gonna then he's gonna be talking to
- 1:17:49Speaker 13: you in a certain way when you talk to the
- 1:17:52Speaker 13: gonna be Yeah, you need to put your lit deductible
- 1:17:55Speaker 13: and gone on you.
- 1:17:57Speaker 14: That's okay, Well, the damages aren't that bad. It's all right,
- 1:18:02Speaker 14: Good luck with that one. We'll have more of the
- 1:18:04Speaker 14: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after
- 1:18:07Speaker 14: the hour right after this.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Hey, this is David Allen Greer, and you are listening
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: to mister Steve Harvey, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:18:15Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: All right, this is some weird news right here.
- 1:18:22Speaker 14: The police in Clearwater, Florida, alleged that thirty nine year
- 1:18:25Speaker 14: old man named John E received one hundred and sixty
- 1:18:28Speaker 14: dollars worth of private dances at the Rain Ladies and
- 1:18:32Speaker 14: Gents Club. He was handed a bill that seemed to
- 1:18:34Speaker 14: take him by surprise, and he informed the establishment that
- 1:18:38Speaker 14: he did not have the money to pay. The club
- 1:18:41Speaker 14: called police and they arrested him for a theft. He
- 1:18:44Speaker 14: spent twelve hours in jail and was eventually released on
- 1:18:47Speaker 14: his own recognaissance. He's been ordered to stay away from
- 1:18:50Speaker 14: the establishment after that. So, guys, here's a question, how
- 1:18:55Speaker 14: much money should you take to the strip club because
- 1:18:57Speaker 14: he didn't take any apparently, and it ain't take nothing, No,
- 1:19:02Speaker 14: one hundred and sixty dollars, but.
- 1:19:03Speaker 13: Deserved he got with his butd deserved. He is supposed
- 1:19:05Speaker 13: to go up in there now he's lap dancing for you,
- 1:19:08Speaker 13: and you ain't got no money. Yeah you do know
- 1:19:10Speaker 13: all these good chicken wings and stuff. You ain't got
- 1:19:12Speaker 13: no money.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: You got to go at least at least five hundred
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: for me up in there when I'm going in there.
- 1:19:18Speaker 12: Wow, okay, all right, and plus chicken wings.
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: Incriminated the day in jail?
- 1:19:25Speaker 10: Wait?
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: What what he should to day in jail?
- 1:19:28Speaker 13: My job?
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: You try to hustle me.
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: I'm trying to hustle you right back. That's what I'm doing.
- 1:19:32Speaker 3: What do you mean the strippers water? They want money.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: I'm trying to keep it. I'm not I'm not paying
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: dance chocker, ain't choccer, don't need everything that. Yeah, wait
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: till the person after me to pay you.
- 1:19:50Speaker 14: I just like, I think it's fair coming up, coming
- 1:19:55Speaker 14: up up around what you're right here?
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: Incriminated? He was he we had no business in jail.
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- 1:20:39Speaker 14: Would you rather only be able to listen to music
- 1:20:43Speaker 14: you hate or watch movies you hate?
- 1:20:45Speaker 10: Oh god, I cannot watch a bad movie movie.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: I don't like that.
- 1:20:50Speaker 10: I can't do that.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna heed to this music. Yeah, I'm gonna go
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: and listen to this music.
- 1:20:54Speaker 12: I don't like you the music music?
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:20:57Speaker 14: Would you rather become friends with your celebrity crush or
- 1:21:00Speaker 14: would you rather go on one date.
- 1:21:03Speaker 12: With your celebrity crush?
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't got time to be her friends. We're
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: just gonna do one day.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: I don't see me and kN along as friends.
- 1:21:11Speaker 14: I don't.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: Impossible. I hope she's listening this morning.
- 1:21:19Speaker 13: And gonna go through a couple of bottles. That's gonna
- 1:21:21Speaker 13: be it that we're gonna leave that, okay, you know
- 1:21:24Speaker 13: what time.
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: You know what I like about ni al long is
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: for some reason, I want to put a suit on
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: and cross my leg and talk to that's all.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: You know what, man, you know what, you know what?
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: You know what Junior, Me and Hally are the other
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: double date with you and Neil Man.
- 1:21:37Speaker 12: Oh, fly on the wall.
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: That's about leaning her across the street.
- 1:21:45Speaker 16: I see that you visualize that you just leading her
- 1:21:50Speaker 16: by her hand. Please no more pictures, please, Like I
- 1:21:54Speaker 16: want to be that and I hope she's listening. Sec
- 1:22:00Speaker 16: and Monica, if you can have her call in so
- 1:22:02Speaker 16: I can confess this.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: Get on your job, Monica, please, I actually see it, Shirley,
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: like y'all don't understand Tommy and Hanny Berry. I can
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: see that for the.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Time, But I just want to do stuff. Let's go
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: go card riding, you know, let's just do let's have
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: some fun.
- 1:22:19Speaker 12: Let's top golf top well.
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: I actually wanted to say Lawrenz tape poem back to
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: Nia oh Jones, come.
- 1:22:28Speaker 4: On, love Jones.
- 1:22:30Speaker 14: All right, guys, would you rather do a road trip
- 1:22:35Speaker 14: across the U A U S A. Or would you
- 1:22:37Speaker 14: rather do a road trip across Canada?
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: Whichever one Nia want to do?
- 1:22:44Speaker 12: Jun you won? Are you and shall performing? I can't wait?
- 1:22:47Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:22:47Speaker 3: Oh we're performing on Mother's Day.
- 1:22:50Speaker 12: The mothers love you.
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- 1:22:55Speaker 3: You actually have to worry about nothing.
- 1:22:57Speaker 12: Who next stage?
- 1:22:58Speaker 6: Pass that?
- 1:22:59Speaker 8: Oh?
- 1:22:59Speaker 3: She got stage access everything. My dressing room will be
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: in the front, left dough. If you come in, make
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: a lift. I'm the first room right there, our selling
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: look it for me?
- 1:23:09Speaker 10: Oh my god?
- 1:23:11Speaker 12: Okay, all right.
- 1:23:13Speaker 14: Would you rather never use social media or would you
- 1:23:15Speaker 14: rather never watch football again?
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: Give up football?
- 1:23:20Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: Social media gotta go. I'm not missing nothing.
- 1:23:23Speaker 10: I'm good.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: I ain't losing football, okay, but I.
- 1:23:27Speaker 13: Buy so much stuff off social media that I may
- 1:23:31Speaker 13: be having some good sales on it.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: They do, all right?
- 1:23:36Speaker 12: Would you rather forgive someone who portrayed you or hold
- 1:23:38Speaker 12: a grudge forever?
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: Whatever niya want to do is what I'm doing.
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: I'm holding the grudge and we know all right.
- 1:23:49Speaker 12: That's today's round.
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