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S2E114 - Fight by Number 7 · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. Take the combat shovel, hit him
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straight across the head. Oh God.
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Yes, yes. Look at that.
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See. Good vibes here, you know?
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No, no. No.
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No, no, no, no. No.
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Could I kiss you the. Cushions off of the of the
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couch. Put it in the couch.
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Put the cushions. On top I've never seen before.
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Right, your sweet patootie, I'm going to be doing that.
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Put your hands up. Oh, do it.
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He's about to perform a multiple tracheotomy with her gun.
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This is a hold up. Put it on the ground.
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I said freeze. Finish off the the mask broken
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arm man. Perfect.
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That's the boss. That's the boss.
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This is Vendel's very bad, horrible, no good day.
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Dad, try not to shoot. Ayana, oh, we're going to call
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in backup. Better lookout.
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If you wouldn't mind retro, just be on the lookout for said
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backup. But.
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Now we have you as backup, so we can kind of say the same thing.
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And you could also. Lookout, you should probably
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call an ambulance. I'm gonna go ahead and Mosey my
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way over to those two gentlemen over there.
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Yeah, I'll move my full movement towards them and I'm going to
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yell out, hey, what do you think you're doing?
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You. And they turn to you as as one
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of them's literally stepping onto a bench.
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You, you better get down from there, Sir.
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That's the that's that's, that's not allowed by the governing
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rules of the property. Well I've I've got to reply to
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that. And he puts his hand into his
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jacket and then pulls out a middle finger.
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Fuck you mate. Well, that's unfortunate.
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You've activated me now. I am in fact a Night City secret
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shopper and you are now under investigation and I will shoot
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him. It's about that.
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You're not even blowing your cover.
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That's what secret shoppers do in Night City.
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That's what they do now, Yeah. Shoot people.
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Roll for it. Damn 25.
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Who are you hitting? The guy in front of you.
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Yeah, yeah, they got in front of me.
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I think that he's closer. Yeah, he is closer.
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You caused 17 damage. That's a lot of damage.
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Oh, I'm sorry, that's actually that's that's not the right one.
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Well, that's eight D6. What the fuck?
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That's the wrong one. All right, you can roll
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something else. Roll again.
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Let's let's let's let's re roll it.
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Sure. Well, that's still pretty good
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mate, let's be real. But that's fair.
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Well, I mean, that's fair. It's 5D6 instead of eight.
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I didn't shoot the rocket at him.
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No, you didn't shoot the rocket at him.
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It's still shoulder arms, isn't it?
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I'm going to take your original role because your original role
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hits and the 19 does not because he is 25 feet away.
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Well, I mean, you know, I'm, I'm actually aiming more for the
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ground because this is more of a spreadshot.
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So I'm trying to like, cut ankles down here.
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So you it's armor piercing, so you blade his armor by two and
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he is not in a very good state. Definitely fucked up as Doc
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Martens. He takes 7 damage.
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Ow. Fuck.
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Oh shit is that AK tech? Yeah, the good 10.
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Dude, dude. Bro.
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Bro bro. Dude.
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Dude that fucking hurt. Wow.
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Did you do anything else, Evan? I think I've actually, I think
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I've overdone what I'm allowed to do.
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I think I'm good. I've got really bad news for
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you. It's that guy's turn and he
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shoots. He shoots a secret chopper.
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He shoots you for 19. You do not have a reflex above
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8. The fucking scandal of it.
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The. Scandal of it and he hits you
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for six damage. I wrote very bad.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, you said a 19 doesn't reach.
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On this gun it does because you're this is a pistol, not a
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shotgun. Look at the difference. 13 to 25
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is oh wait, he doesn't hit. You are correct.
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I'm very sorry. I was paying attention to the
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range. Sheets, you are taking attention
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to the range Sheets. Sorry.
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So he he shoots you from there and is upset that he misses you
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as the bullet flies past the left side of your TB head.
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Oh, I was about to say, I thought he almost about hit me
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in the ticker tape. He comes a little closer to you
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and shoots you again. Oh.
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Did he get the training wheels off?
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He hits for more damage than he did before, causing 13 damage a
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blading your armor by two. Since they are armor piercing
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bullets, I will juice that and that means that you take 11
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damage from this shot. Well.
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Fuck, that one definitely hit me in the ticker tape.
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His buddy jumps off the bench behind him and then stands
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behind his friend. And then he tries to shoot you.
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You are 20 feet away. Don't.
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Get away. Rolling a 19 which is not enough
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and then he shoots you again running a 15 which is also not
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enough, missing you 12. Fuck.
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Sorry man. The guards that you were talking
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to, Retro behind you. It has just watched this
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miniature fight, like break out in front of his office.
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His receptionist, Janice, is screaming for help.
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And so he's going to have to roll to see what he does.
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He rolled above, we rolled A9. So he goes to help you retro.
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You have a, You have a friend. I I'd say that we have some
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liminal bonding from watching the game and watching the
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vampires lose to the bozos. He steps slightly in front of
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you and points his weapon at the guy who shot you his assault
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rifle and then tries to fill him with lead and hits Holy buck.
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No one beats my friends. And bullets fly.
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VV Jeb Jeb, you watch this happen over the over the wall.
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Iona, you hear someone scream. I got your TV head.
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And bullets spray across these guys who came as backup, causing
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24 damage. The guy is hit for so much he
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falls to the ground. And.
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He does not die, but he is very, very hurt, but he also has to
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roll on the critical injury table.
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MPC. This MPC rules.
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Who is this guy? The Cavalry?
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No, literally the name of the MPC is the.
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Cavalry. Three of the bullets went right
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through his kneecap and this guy's leg break.
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He is very hurt. Can I get your business card?
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Yeah, man, any any you want to go to like Stoke ball games to
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Catherine shit. Yeah, totally.
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Hell yeah, dog. Holy shit, your name's the?
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Cavalry. Oh yeah, it's just my it's my
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gamertag. I got it years ago.
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I'll be honest, pretty badass and especially that you're able
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to get the cavalry as a gamertag.
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Well, early on, man. Early on.
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Early on. Yeah, yeah, man.
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Any fist bumps? You fist bumps.
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Bro points +2. Meanwhile, on the other side of
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the wall, one of the hooded guys moves away from my owner, turns
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around and goes to shoot them, rolling a 17.
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He hits for 10 damage, which currently causes you one damage.
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They're pretty still on the bugle.
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Hour. God damn it, could you please
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stop shooting me? No, you, you Dick.
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And he shoots you again for oh shit, he shoots you again for 19
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damage. I'd like to remind you that you
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can use inspirations to make me reroll as well.
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I don't have any all. Right.
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Well then you are hit for 12 damage and receive a critical
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injury. No, that's oh, oh, that one was
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bad. That one got that, guys.
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Oh, oh, that don't look too good.
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It's OK, I think I shoot next. You you have now torn a muscle.
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It's one of the easier ones. I rolled them nine.
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You torn a muscle so you have -2 to melee attacks until you are
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healed. Good.
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Thing I have a gun. Oh, you have a gun as well?
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Oh guys, we might be fucked. Good.
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Thing I've got a gun. And it's your turn.
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Yeah, sorry, I was adjusting my health.
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That's not good. It's not good.
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It's bad. Oh.
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I don't I don't have anything to help myself.
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I. Mean you could run Fendel's
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here. I could what what I'm what I'm
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going to do is can I open the back doors of the van?
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Totally, give it a shot. All right, well, with my, my
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right arm, the good one, I'm going to put, I'm going to put
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the gun in my bad arm and, and RIP open these doors and hop in
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and, and slam them shut behind me.
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So you're going to hide in the van.
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All right, Roll to hide in the van.
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I'm not. I'm not.
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Going to shoot. I'm just going to get out.
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Of there. But also, I'm looking for
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whatever we're looking for so we can turn out of here.
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Roll to hide in the van. I'm like holding my arm across
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my chest like I've like, I've been shot because you have been
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shot. I'm just evasion.
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Evasion 14 yes that is good with your wound that's listed.
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Did you do that? No, I did not.
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Cool. I didn't do that anyway.
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Oh, it's because you're under a certain level of.
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Oh yeah, yeah. Because it automatically does
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the thingy because it's smart. It does the smart thing.
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It's. Smart now.
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Yeah, it's smart now because you're under a certain number
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of. I see.
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Yes, yes, yes. OK, cool.
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Yeah. So with your 14, you make it
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into the van because that is enough.
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And the back of the van opens up.
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The guys behind you all look at their boss.
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Boss, did you not try the back door of the back?
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No. Isn't this a little
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embarrassing? Not only are they killing us,
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but we also could have got in and out this van way quicker
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than we thought. And you're now inside the van.
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Do you do anything else, Iona? Yes, I'm going to RIP the bottom
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off my shirt and start tying off my arm where I got shot.
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OK, yeah, great roll basics ACT or something medical.
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Sure. Or wardrobe and style.
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Oh yeah, wardrobe and style. Our wardrobe and style.
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It is your shirt. It's my shirt. 17 yeah, I will
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give you 3 HP back for stopping the bleeding.
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Oh. God.
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And you're torn muscle, now that you've got it in a sling, feels
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a lot better. Great.
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Yeah, Iona, just stay with us. I will help you in a minute.
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I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm in the van. I've, I've tied it off.
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I've just I will look for what we're looking for.
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If you want to make a makeshift tourniquet for the time being,
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that might be good, just give me a second.
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Yes, doc. I would like to finish taking
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care of these guys. The one closest to the van
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currently I think I may shoot him.
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Not the one, not the the leader. Not the boss.
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You're going to leave the boss alive?
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For now. OK, for now.
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Oh. Oh, how'd you do?
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Oh, you did good. That's that's Tracy.
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That's a very good role. Yeah, you hit this guy for you
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hit him with a 24, causing 20 damage.
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Basic ammo though, you didn't switch to 1 piercing, but it
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still does a lot of damage. So that's yeah that's and he
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takes a critical injury. Holy shit.
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Damn. Damn damn is right.
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Oh, this guy's snaps. You managed to puncture a few
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places on his upper arm and from the shoulder joint.
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This time it just kind of goes a bit later.
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Oh fuck. Oh shit.
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Whoa, I didn't realized I could do that.
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Leaving yourself. That was your little trick shot.
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Yeah. So you all better step back.
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OK, I'm telling you now, step away from the vehicle.
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I'm not going to say it again. You're going to try and get them
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to disengage. Yes, I would like to all.
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Right, roll the face down, which now with these new sheets you
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can do it's in reputation. Sick.
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Oh yeah. Oh.
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Shit. Oh.
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My God. That's an incredible good
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problem. Really.
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Helps people. Wow.
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Oh. Look how close that.
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Was. Oh my God.
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Oh my God. OK, so the leader on the ground
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leans up. You think you own this town,
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will you? And.
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Then he vomits, failing his intimidation.
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That was a very good vomiting sound.
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I was unsettling. I wanted to vomit.
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Hooray. But yeah, he he unfortunately
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doesn't manage to intimidate you, although for a moment you
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were like that, that that was pretty intimidating and cool.
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But unfortunately you 'cause his friends to back off all.
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Right. Fuck.
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And they all leave, hit their boss on the ground as he starts
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to bleed out. Boss, this might be too hot for
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us. And one of the guys jumps over
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the wall, since it's his turn retro, you see people jump over
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the wall and run away. Two of them.
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Oh shit. The one that was hurt VV he
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jumps away and one stays. I've I've got you back, boss.
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OK. So you've rolled A crit, you
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managed to get two of them to disappear, but because they rot
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A crit, they still the guys out on the other side of the wall
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with Retro is still here. And there's one guy in the
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corner of this parking lot with you and Iona, and it's Van Del's
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turn. Yeah, we're going to.
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We're going to do the cool thing.
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Vendel's going to hop off the roof onto the van and then leap
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onto the gentleman again that came over the wall and shot a
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helmet. Vendel jumps on top of the van
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and then is Vendel going to kill the leader or the breacher?
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The Breacher. All right, so they jumped off
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down. On him with the sword 3.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's within range.
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We're all for it. Vandal jumps on top of the van
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#7 jumps off, jumps over the boss and down to the guy who
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stayed to try and save his boss, pulling out their glass sword.
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You can hear it shrink in the air as Vandal lands and slices
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this guy across the front for a 16.
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The guy attempts to dodge, damn it.
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Incredibly fast. Dexterity of eight.
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He's slippery. Bastard.
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And Dodgers Vendel's first shot, avoiding a critical injury from
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the glass sword. You're going to get it.
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Once again, Vendel does another attack operation is not enough,
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causing 13 damage. Fuck.
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So these guys are trying to get into that truck, huh?
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Yeah, I mean. No, they were.
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Stuff that's in that truck. Yeah, we want the transponder
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thing. I mean, we want the the object
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that I'm not going to say out loud.
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Well, I'm thinking maybe we could just take the whole truck,
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you know? I mean, Janice might not like
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that, but maybe Iona can convince them.
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I'm just thinking maybe I'd hop down off this wall, open that
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damn door, get in, hot wire the truck, and then drive it out to
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Vander White. That sounds like a lot of steps.
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That's right, too many steps bang and I shoot the guy that's
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shooting there, that's in in a in a kerfuffle over here.
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With Bendel. With Bendel.
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Shoot, then let's roll for it. Oh my God. 29 yes that hits 413
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damage. Is that I'm a pissy?
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No, you watch this guy get shot and start to bleed from a bullet
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wound in his lower abdomen. Oh, bummer.
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Bang again. Oh no.
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And you hit him again, this time only for four damage.
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You don't even blade his armor because that's below his armor.
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That one didn't hurt, actually, damn it.
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Night City. If you look at a map of North
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America, somewhere on the western edge you'd see an inky
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black dot with fingers pressing into the side of the continent.
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That's where you find Night City.
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And somewhere in the middle of that inky black dot is a giant
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smoking hole, like the universe itself drew iron and shot
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straight through the city. Radiation turned the sky red.
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The one that shot me, the one that's on the top bleeding on
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the ground. The one that's bleeding on the
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ground is the one that is the one that shot you.
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The other guy missed. OK, but he did give me the bird.
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Yeah, the other guy gave me the bird.
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This is true. And if I really was a Night City
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secret shopper, I would find that extremely offensive.
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Right. I am going to use my movement to
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charge the guy that gave me the bird and I'm going to try to
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grapple him, OK? Roll me up, rolling check.
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It's like the game wants me to win.
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That's 36. Holy shit.
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It's very high. That's crazy.
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Even though he rolls a 21 and brawling, you managed to grapple
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him and pull him to the ground. No, I want to turn him into a
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human shield. Oh OK, sure.
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Yeah, you've got him then. He is ensnared by you.
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He will try and get out of that whenever he can.
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I would like to for the last of my action tell him his buddies
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bleeding on the ground and anybody else in earshot of me
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yelling as I say stand down and I'm going to take my K hammer
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shotgun and I'm going to wiggle it in between the opening of
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this breachers pants and shove it into his underwear.
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OK. Roll me two D6 because the
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brawling does cause damage. Have a body of.
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Ten. Oh yeah, no.
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Then three, then 3D six. So the guy received 6 damage.
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Wait dude, I'm assuming this guy's probably shit in his
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pants. All right, yeah, so you've got
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this guy with a gun down his down his pants roll.
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Well, he's for some reason level -1 in conversation.
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I'm going to go with it. He rolled an 8, you rolled A-15
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and he wets himself. Oh dude, we should run and.
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His friend starts to run. You're going to do anything
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else? No, I'm just going to hold on to
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him, keeping breaching clear in his pants before he vacates
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himself. All right, well.
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I'm going to give myself a bit of a distance if he does decide
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to all. Right, roll a broiling check
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because he tries to get out. It's high if you had to.
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I wrote the damage first, silly. What a war 16 not enough.
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He is ensnared, unfortunately still, and his friend runs away
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from you. You've still got a gun down his
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pants as you watch his friend run away.
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Do you let him go? I was going to say if he does
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that if my finger was on the trigger would that caused my
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finger to slip? That's a choice you get to make,
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but I don't think so. OK, I was going to say rule
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wise, would that count? No, no it wouldn't.
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But you have caused the other guy to run away and leave his
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tune behind. With a broken leg.
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Your new friend? Yeah, that's, that's right.
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He has a broken leg. So he actually only makes it
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this far and he moves 10 feet and the guard has more movement
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than that and walks up to him. Hey Jim, don't make my job
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harder. This guy's badass shit.
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Maybe that's why they called him the cavalry.
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Cavalry. And then his gun jabs.
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Oh fuck this has got a rate of fire of 1 unfucked.
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I'm sorry homie. I mean, hey you, you came out
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with a blast. I know this is the one liner
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thing. You know, you do a good one
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liner and then nothing fucking happens.
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It's the fucking worst. I mean, this guy that I mean
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this guy, he's literally is trying to run away and he's
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going to leave his buddy behind here.
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I mean, sounds like a shit friend.
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As you're saying that, you hear a gunshot.
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Oh no. Then Dell has to dodge at 17.
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Oh. Fighting.
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Yeah, evasions in the middle, 19 dodges it.
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You hear another gunshot. Oh man.
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Dodge at 1420. Ha ha, bitch, I managed to dodge
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both. Ayona, are you OK?
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I'm. I'm in the van.
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OK, it's your turn. Do you want to do anything or
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you're going to sulk in there? I'm going to look around for the
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transponder all. Right.
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You pull out the little scanner that Janice gave you and it goes
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green and it's a box just to your left and there are three of
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them right next to each other. Perfect.
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I am just going to take up, up, up pen out of my pocket and I'm
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going to mark them with with stars so that just so that
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everybody knows you don't get confused, they're these ones.
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Oh, nice. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
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That's. What I've got they're the ones
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with the stars and the. Stars, are you staying in the
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van? Is there is there access to the
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front of the van or is it just a box truck?
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I believe it's just a box truck. Yes, it is just a box truck.
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I rather one. Shit, are they still out there?
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There's one guy in the corner that just shot that Vendel
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twice, although Vendel did dodge.
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I am going to, I'll open, I'll open the door and peek out and
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shoot that guy. I know you peek out the back
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door of this van, you see that there's a guy in the corner, his
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gun out and a look of fear in his eyes.
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Do you shoot him? I do.
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I do shoot. Him roll a 20 causing 9 damage.
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That is a lot of damage too, and he takes it unhappily.
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Oh fuck, where did you come from?
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Oh shit. The van where where I had to
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hide because you shot me and I shouldn't again.
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And then your gun jams because you're on a crip van, no.
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Damn it. No one laughs at my boss,
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Phoebe. I laugh at him all the time.
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He let this this stupid tune laughed at Iona.
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Vivi, who was looking down at her notebook, distracted.
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Oh, right, yes. Yeah, and they're going to pay,
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right? Yes, they are going to pay.
26:04
The one that they're over there, they're like 30 feet from you in
26:07
the corner over there. Right there.
26:08
Yeah, Let me let me move a little bit closer and and shoot.
26:17
Wow, you're like 15 feet away from that guy.
26:19
Yeah. Just just saying it so that like
26:22
anybody who was just like listening with, right, like the
26:25
distance and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:28
Good, good. But as as that is said,
26:32
obviously there there may not have been a need for this
26:35
because Oh yeah, rolling a 24, the bullet flies across this
26:43
back area and you is this armor piercing?
26:47
No, they're not. Because you did not set it
26:49
because you can. You can change it.
26:51
I know I do have limited armor piercing so I'm.
26:54
Yeah, this is true. You should save it.
26:56
Yeah. So you do a regular hit.
26:58
Oh, wow. He'd literally he is holding on
27:03
by a threat that the guy falls against the back wall and slides
27:06
across the back and behind him. Blood smears across the back
27:09
wall. Boss, this might be your end.
27:15
Yeah, and he drops his gun. That guy probably had a family.
27:25
Maybe not though you know well. He shouldn't have left.
27:31
It's Bendel's turn. Bendel.
27:35
You, you tried to shoot my boss and, and you tried to steal the
27:39
stuff that we're trying to steal.
27:41
That's mean. That's our thing.
27:43
Stab him with your sword, Bendel.
27:45
I'm. Going to stab you with my sword.
27:47
That tries his best crit, fails an evasion, and then Nel steps
27:52
forward and just puts it through his neck and twists it, cutting
27:56
the guy's spinal cord against limp in front of him, causing 15
28:04
damage. Damn.
28:07
I know, right? That was pretty.
28:07
That was pretty metal or glass, you know, because of the sword.
28:14
And Vendell has it's malaise are another action.
28:17
Does Vendell do what? He has no, I think I I think
28:22
we're leaving the boss alive, aren't we?
28:24
I. Think we're leaving the boss
28:26
alive? Yeah, I say we just tie them up,
28:28
throw them into the back of the Van a Wyatt and actually, you
28:32
know what? Why don't we have van A Wyatt
28:33
pull us, pull around up in here and then we'll just kind of do a
28:37
little transfer from one truck to another.
28:41
But the. Other truck.
28:43
Be in a van. Yeah, I mean, we used to do
28:45
that. Jeb.
28:45
Jeb, why don't you, you know, why don't you, you tie them up
28:48
and then that'll be your turn. And then Retro can deal with the
28:50
people on the other side of the world.
28:52
No, that sounds good to me. So Jeb, you move over to the
28:55
boss, who's groaning unintelligibly.
28:59
Hey bud, how you doing? Really fucking bad dude.
29:02
Yeah, yeah. Well, thankfully we do have a
29:05
doctor on staff, but you know you, you've been a little rude
29:11
to her, so not sure she's going to want to help you out.
29:15
Fuck you, ma'am. Yeah, I thought you might say
29:18
something like that. Anyway, go ahead and put your
29:21
hands behind your back and I'm just going to tie you up a hog.
29:25
Hog tie you there. There you go.
29:28
Let's get your ankles up in here, tile them all up together,
29:32
and Yep, cinch that up. Yeah.
29:35
You know, I'm going to keep talking.
29:37
I'm going to keep saying stuff, making noise.
29:39
Yeah, well. You, you, you can't shut me up.
29:43
Oh. Yeah, that's right, you piece of
29:45
shit. Yeah, well.
29:47
You kill my friends and you're an asshole.
29:49
Let. Me, just go ahead and just let
29:51
me search through my bag real quick see if I got anything Oh,
29:53
look at that. You're such.
29:55
A butt head face I do have. Friends, but I just used that
29:57
to. Stupid face man.
30:01
I don't like your face. Dumb face that you have.
30:04
Oh, look at this, I got AI, got a rebreather.
30:06
That'll probably do it. Just shove it into his mouth.
30:11
Thank you, Jeb. Yeah, I got you.
30:14
Don't worry about it. Oh, I have.
30:17
Tape too. So I'm gonna go ahead and duct
30:18
tape the rebreather to his face. I have medical.
30:21
Tape. The other side of the wall
30:23
though, Retro is still grabbing onto this guy and the guard is
30:26
above this fallen over tomb on the ground.
30:30
No one radioed Retro to say that you were basically done.
30:32
So he's still in combat. All.
30:41
Right, buddy, I'm going to need to know a few things from you.
30:48
Hopefully we can just get this knocked out.
30:50
First off, what a what are you and your crew doing here and how
30:56
many of you are here are here? We just steal packages man Hawk
31:02
what we find. It's real low level shit dude.
31:05
You just steal packages. Yeah.
31:10
Dude, porch pirates before like you just went past the porch.
31:14
Yeah, well, people have turrets at the doors now.
31:16
This is easier. All right.
31:22
And how many of you are here? I saw what, 2-3 run away?
31:27
Yeah, I think two of our dudes ran away all.
31:30
Right, who's your boss? I'm not, as I'm assuming you're
31:34
not. Boss.
31:36
No. Blaze is our boss.
31:38
Please don't shoot my Dick off. Will you let us go fuck him?
31:43
I don't give a fuck. Pull out your tile.
31:48
All right. I don't.
31:48
I don't. I have an agent.
31:51
All right, get your agent out. OK.
31:55
You 2 on the ground all. Right.
31:57
I can't reach my agent because you have grappled me.
32:02
It's in my upper pocket. Right there.
32:03
Right there, Lapel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one.
32:05
Yeah, right there. Just yeah, you All right, Look,
32:09
you're going to give this place five stars.
32:11
You're going to say that the cavalry is the best, most
32:18
helpful employee here, Most confident?
32:21
You should say something nice about Janice.
32:23
I don't know Janice. I wouldn't know, but she's.
32:25
Like a really good friend of mine.
32:26
If you wouldn't mind, man, it'll be real, real good.
32:29
She works so hard. Sure, cavalry, I'll I'll do
32:32
that. Your voice changes all of a
32:33
sudden though. Yeah, I know, right?
32:36
Fuck it, you do that or am I going to shoot your Dick off?
32:41
No. No, no, don't shoot my Dick off.
32:42
I'll do that. You don't even roll for it.
32:44
Like roll, aiming for Dick is enough.
32:50
Because I'm still, I'm still learning how to practice.
32:52
I don't need a moil to fucking do a bris.
32:55
Right. Right.
32:56
So he does the review, or rather you do the review for him on his
33:00
agent. Do you let them go?
33:03
Well, not without tipping their work.
33:05
You're going to. Are you going to tip?
33:06
I mean, you, you gave them a good review.
33:07
You're not going to tip them. What's wrong with you?
33:09
Yeah. Dude I have like 600 my account,
33:11
what do you want to give them? Dude, fucking don't shoot my
33:12
Dick off. How much is your Dick worth?
33:16
Well, probably more than $600.00, but it's all I got.
33:20
Your gener, your generosity is going to be how much generous I
33:25
am with your Dick. You tell me man, you've got my
33:27
tile I can't change. You do the numbers.
33:29
I you tell me you, you tell me bro, bro, you tell me how much
33:33
you want to you. Want me to give all 600, don't
33:35
you? That's up to you.
33:37
I can't. Oh.
33:38
No, I'll give all 600. You're trying to shoot my Dick
33:40
off. That's right man.
33:41
Just do it. Well, that's very generous of
33:43
you. And yeah, yeah, that's very
33:45
card. Yeah.
33:46
All right, now we're going to, we're going to drop our weapons
33:49
every right, Right, buddy, on the ground, you're going to drop
33:51
yours, right? And you, you let him and his
33:55
friend go, and in pain they shuffle away into the distance
34:01
and combat is over. I could use medical attention
34:07
in. The van yes help is on the way.
34:21
Next time, Oh no latency. Shut a scratch.
34:29
How is Iona looking? Busty, per usual.
34:32
It's like a rubber band that you've cut.
34:34
Oh, I'm. Done yet?
34:34
Hold on. Let me put the belt back in my
34:36
mouth. Let's do this.
34:37
Ow ow ow there? Were more than that.
34:40
There were like 5 that ran away. How many did you kill?
34:42
That'll at least help. For now, the.
34:44
Stars are the what we want. There's those three boxes.
34:47
Oh God, what? Do you had a rebreather?
34:49
What the hell? If we're fading, we will.
34:51
We will meet again. I mean, there's now something I
34:55
could tell you. Sorry I'm.
34:57
I've lost a lot of blood. I'm just going to go.
34:59
I have no idea what we're looking for.
35:01
God, tequila. All right, Vendel.
35:03
Oh wait, go ahead and call him up here.
35:05
Let me take a look. Yeah, why do you think that?
35:07
I'm here all the time, otherwise I'd be in the office.
35:11
Hi, Tuna, we're. Blowing up biotechnical.
35:13
We do have a heavy pad on top. It's apparent to all of us.
35:16
Cheb, Hey, I'm just going to do a rat to the chase.
35:18
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35:22
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