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Comedy Roulette, BBQ Questions, Vacation Plane, Vegans @ The BBQ and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to show to.
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  Speaker 4: Turn you love your.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on your.
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  Speaker 8: Uh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening
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  Speaker 8: to the voice? Oh, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show, borl
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  Speaker 8: borl boy. I can't even tell you man. I've been
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  Speaker 8: doing some thinking and and one of the things that
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  Speaker 8: I wanted to mention today to you as one of
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  Speaker 8: the principles of success, being grateful at all times is
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  Speaker 8: difficult to do. Being grateful at all times is very
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  Speaker 8: difficult to do. I find that to be true with myself.
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  Speaker 8: Now there are others that might be able to do it,
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  Speaker 8: but just from talking and listening and living and learning,
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  Speaker 8: being grateful at all times is difficult to do. But
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  Speaker 8: it's not necessary because it's such an act of faith
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  Speaker 8: in knowing that no matter what's going on, it's going
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  Speaker 8: to be alright, And it's hard to see that when
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  Speaker 8: things are not going in your favor, when things have
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  Speaker 8: turned so dramatically the other way, and it seems as
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  Speaker 8: though you're the only one in the situation where you're
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  Speaker 8: involved with other people, or someone got an accusation against
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  Speaker 8: you falsely, or somebody trying to do something to you unjustifiably,
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  Speaker 8: whatever the case may be. When it's happening to you,
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  Speaker 8: it does appear to you that, oh, my goodness, man,
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  Speaker 8: this is horribly one sided.
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  Speaker 2: So it is difficult.
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  Speaker 8: It's hard to do to be grateful at all times,
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  Speaker 8: but it's so necessary.
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  Speaker 2: And I just want to point out a couple of
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  Speaker 2: things to you.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, the difficulty in being grateful in hard
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  Speaker 8: times is that number one, the present circumstances. Oftentimes it's
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  Speaker 8: just so pressing and so overwhelming that a lot of
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  Speaker 8: your energy is devoted to trying to come up with
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  Speaker 8: the solution for that, or trying to muster the strength
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  Speaker 8: to whether the storm, or trying to just brace yourself
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  Speaker 8: to try to get through it, and in doing that,
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  Speaker 8: you don't It's hard to be grateful. It's hard to
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  Speaker 8: be grateful in pain, and I know it is but
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  Speaker 8: here is the trick for me. This is what I've
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  Speaker 8: had to learn how to do, and I guess it
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  Speaker 8: takes practice to get here. It's not nothing you just
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  Speaker 8: start doing right away. You got to practice it in
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  Speaker 8: small increments to really get it. What I've always had
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  Speaker 8: to say to myself and what I've learned to say
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  Speaker 8: to myself is this is happening to me because God
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  Speaker 8: working me through something. This is happening to me because
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  Speaker 8: it's some form of tests that I have to pass
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  Speaker 8: in order to graduate to the next grade, and that
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  Speaker 8: in order to be allowed to move to the next level.
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  Speaker 8: This is happening to me because there's something I need
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  Speaker 8: to purge my life, of my body, of my spirit,
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  Speaker 8: of something's purging in me. And when you purge something,
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  Speaker 8: it's it's painful. You know, It's like a person getting
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  Speaker 8: off drugs. The withdrawal is agonizing. I've been told and
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  Speaker 8: every documentary I've ever watched it it's an agonizing process
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  Speaker 8: to go cold turkey, to withdraw, to pull away after
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  Speaker 8: you've been doing something so long. And so I know
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  Speaker 8: that this process is tough when you're going through some pain,
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  Speaker 8: But when you're purging your system, when you when when
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  Speaker 8: you're having to pass a test, when you're about to
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  Speaker 8: make when you're being made ready for the next level,
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  Speaker 8: that moment right in there, in realizing that that's what's happening,
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  Speaker 8: that's where you find the gratitude.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I found the gratitude. I hope I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Explaining this correctly. I'm gonna keep trying until I get it.
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  Speaker 8: But that's where you find the gratitude. The second part
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  Speaker 8: of it is.
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  Speaker 2: Is that.
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  Speaker 8: God has never left me in all the things I've done,
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  Speaker 8: in all the mistakes I've made, all the lies I've told,
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  Speaker 8: all the situations I've gotten myself into from being greedy
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  Speaker 8: and warning too much for me at the expense sometimes
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  Speaker 8: of other people, not doing it deliberately or in a
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  Speaker 8: vindictive way, because I've never had that spirit. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: a vindictive or a mean person, but sometimes in my life,
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  Speaker 8: in wanting to do what I wanted to do, I
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  Speaker 8: didn't totally weigh out the cause and effect of the
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  Speaker 8: other person. I mean, can I just be real with
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  Speaker 8: you with that? I mean, how many times we'd ben
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  Speaker 8: all done that? Look, it doesn't it don't make you
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  Speaker 8: a bad person. You know, good people do bad things
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  Speaker 8: all the time. I just happened to have come to
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  Speaker 8: the realization that unknowingly and not and not with malice
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  Speaker 8: intent towards a person, I've hurt people looking at something
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  Speaker 8: I wanted to do without really looking at what the
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  Speaker 8: cause and effect would be on the other person. So
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  Speaker 8: in doing some of these things, I've created situations for myself.
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  Speaker 8: But God, through his grace and mercy, has allowed me
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  Speaker 8: to even get beyond that. So when I'm saying that God,
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  Speaker 8: God has never left me in spite of myself, He's
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  Speaker 8: always gotten me through. So that's the other part of
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  Speaker 8: it too. See that no matter what you're going through,
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  Speaker 8: you've got to understand that God has always gotten you
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  Speaker 8: through it now has any Now that may not be
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  Speaker 8: the way you want it or the way you liked,
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  Speaker 8: but guess what, you can't do wrong and not pay
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  Speaker 8: for that. Now that that's not how this works. That's
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  Speaker 8: never going to be the case. But the great thing
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  Speaker 8: about God is he fires warning shots at us all
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  Speaker 8: the time. He gives us an opportunity to stop. You know,
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  Speaker 8: He don't fully punish us right away every time we
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  Speaker 8: do something wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Now does it?
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  Speaker 8: You know eventually you're going to get caught doing whatever
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  Speaker 8: it is you're doing. You do understand that, don't you.
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  Speaker 8: But the first time, that close call, that was a
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  Speaker 8: warning shot for you to stop. Look, I know you're
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  Speaker 8: not perfect. I know we all sinners down here, so
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  Speaker 8: I know you're gonna make mistakes. One time, I know
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  Speaker 8: you was looking at her when you wasn't supposed to.
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  Speaker 8: I know you said something to him when you wasn't
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  Speaker 8: supposed to. I know you got with her when you
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  Speaker 8: know you wasn't supposed to. And I know you got
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  Speaker 8: with him when you know you wasn't supposed to. So
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  Speaker 8: I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm a fire
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  Speaker 8: warning shot, and maybe you'll slow your roll this time.
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  Speaker 2: But we keep on though. See see, see that's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: See we just.
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  Speaker 8: Keep on and then the next thing, you know, we
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  Speaker 8: get caught. Now, Oh Lord, have mercy, I won't out
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  Speaker 8: of this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Well see, you done dug this hole pretty deep, and
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  Speaker 8: he gonna get you out. But it's some things that's
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  Speaker 8: got to go down now because you didn't pay attention
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  Speaker 8: to the warning shot. See, had you stopped the first time,
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  Speaker 8: you felt bad about it and said you wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 8: do it no more. The situation wouldn't be as critical,
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  Speaker 8: but because we don't stop, and we go again.
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  Speaker 2: But God always forgives, He always allows us to get
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  Speaker 2: back up again. He always gives us a mercy, He
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  Speaker 2: always gives us his grace. He always does that.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening morning, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls. Rabbit hunters,
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  Speaker 8: Drivers, ober, whoever.
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  Speaker 2: You are to need some uplift this morning. We are
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  Speaker 2: here for you. We are here for you.
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  Speaker 8: And now for those of you that are over eighty
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  Speaker 8: years old, here's a little something for you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm climbing up on the rough side.
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  Speaker 10: All the mountainy day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm cloud high man up.
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  Speaker 8: Really, Lord, that's a little something for everybody this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Sevevolvet Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: Everybody, get your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get
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  Speaker 11: your altitude together. But it starts with gratitude that affects
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  Speaker 11: your attitude, that has direct correlation with your altitude.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we do in this show stars some very
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  Speaker 2: capable people.
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry calling from real Mouth to the South Mississippi,
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  Speaker 8: Monica kill Space. They call it Junior and the legend
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  Speaker 8: that is Nephew Tommy Junior. Yes, what today's great tale?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Uncle, let me ask you something? Could it be? Now?
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  Speaker 2: You know you give your st you be hard on yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Do you give yourself enough critic I know a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking about because
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  Speaker 12: I thought about where I'm at today and my birthday
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  Speaker 12: coming up, and do I give myself enough credit for
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  Speaker 12: what I do?
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  Speaker 8: I think I should be doing something more. Well, the
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  Speaker 8: problem with us is we are always in chase mode
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  Speaker 8: and we're not enough in gratitude mode. And I'm guilty
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  Speaker 8: of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself,
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  Speaker 8: and people around me have to tell me all the time,
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  Speaker 8: you trip it, you need to slow down, you need
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  Speaker 8: to enjoy your life a little bit more because of
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  Speaker 8: the work you put in and you've done. But that
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  Speaker 8: comes from not enough gratitude. And I'm very guilty of
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  Speaker 8: this myself to you because see, we're so busy in
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  Speaker 8: the chase game that we fail to realize how much
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  Speaker 8: we done caught.
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  Speaker 2: See, you've been chasing, but you also been catching.
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  Speaker 8: And when you fail to realize how much you've caught,
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  Speaker 8: your focus is on the chase, and then you lose
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  Speaker 8: the gratitude of what you've caught. So you as your
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  Speaker 8: birthday approaches and you realize eyes that I am not
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  Speaker 8: where I want to be, But can you not also
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  Speaker 8: realize that you ain't where you was?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 12: Shirts, well, amen, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You need to go somewhere and sit down. Man, shut up.
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  Speaker 8: More, because I all you gotta do is think back
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  Speaker 8: when it wasn't going this well? All right, All more
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  Speaker 8: gratitude affect your attitude, which is new direct correlation with
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  Speaker 8: your altitude. See y'all right, come back from Morning Steve
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  Speaker 8: haf mort Show. Right after I got Hirley, don't even
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  Speaker 8: worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of prank phone call.
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  Speaker 13: Oh god, you're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got for us today?
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  Speaker 7: Nast jobell spirit, take your time, cat dog, let's go.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach us to Alicia All right,
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  Speaker 5: all right, all right. You may not know my boy,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm sure you probably know me if you saw me.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm I'm brother Greg.
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  Speaker 14: At the church. Okay, how you doing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the workers at the church.
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  Speaker 14: We had a meeting.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, a lot of the deacon's and the sisters at
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  Speaker 5: the church the have come to uh had a meeting,
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  Speaker 5: and I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,
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  Speaker 5: that's that's that's your sister, right, yeah, that's my sister.
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  Speaker 6: That's my baby sister.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well now we got a bit of
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  Speaker 5: a problem, but uh uh they felt that it would
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  Speaker 5: be best for me to call you and discuss it
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  Speaker 5: with you and and let you know.
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  Speaker 14: What the.
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  Speaker 5: You know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically
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  Speaker 5: the messenger and I'm just calling you to give you
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  Speaker 5: the word of what's going on.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, brother Greg, Right, yeah, Brother Greg Grig agree.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 5: Your wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Like then okay, okay, I know, I think I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well like I said, Sister Alicia,
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  Speaker 5: what the officials of the church are saying is that
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  Speaker 5: they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
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  Speaker 5: your sister has been having an affair with with pastors
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  Speaker 5: and your your sister Melanie, and they're saying she's having
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  Speaker 5: and had an affair with having an affair with pastor not. I'm,
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  Speaker 5: like I said, I'm just the messenger.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melany
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  Speaker 15: doing well have to do with me?
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  Speaker 5: Like, like I said, the officials had a meeting, and
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  Speaker 5: what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.
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  Speaker 16: And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,
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  Speaker 16: you be a rude.
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  Speaker 1: Now come on, and.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna hear you out.
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  Speaker 14: Now you just hear me out.
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  Speaker 5: Now. They're saying that this is a Jezebel spirit and
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  Speaker 5: they would rather all of the family not be welcome
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  Speaker 5: at the church anymore.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, First of all, where are you delivering a message
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  Speaker 15: to me about my sister?
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  Speaker 14: If you have a problem with my sister.
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  Speaker 5: Seems like you will be calling my sister.
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  Speaker 14: Now we shoe step for people.
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  Speaker 5: So why are you calling me about my sister about
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  Speaker 5: a rumor.
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  Speaker 16: And now you say, y'all don't want me in the church.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 14: For the entire family?
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  Speaker 5: So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie, they won't
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  Speaker 5: because they evidently all of the ladies in the Tompson
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  Speaker 5: family much hell sometype of Jezebel spirit and they don't
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  Speaker 5: want to wait.
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  Speaker 16: Wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just like I said, now,
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  Speaker 16: be mindful who you're speaking to.
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  Speaker 14: Calling somebody a Jezebel.
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  Speaker 15: What you can't do is call somebody and accuse somebody
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  Speaker 15: and then call them a derogatory word.
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  Speaker 17: Talk about somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel.
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  Speaker 14: Now you're being ruth sir.
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  Speaker 5: It's a jezabel spirit, is what they were saying.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, that's got to be the most asonine, foolish.
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  Speaker 3: And that's I have ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 16: Who done that?
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  Speaker 8: Who are you to call me?
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  Speaker 16: Don't ask me no like that?
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  Speaker 12: You call me all like some hoosh who they.
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  Speaker 14: Got a Jezabel?
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  Speaker 12: Sir?
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  Speaker 3: That's how I call somebody.
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  Speaker 5: Kids, Come you got a bad mad kid?
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  Speaker 2: Does your mama a Jezebel?
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  Speaker 5: Still, don't wait, wait a minute, I just did your mama?
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  Speaker 14: Does your red lipstick where white? Out of Jezebel's speir,
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  Speaker 14: I'm asking you who your ass?
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  Speaker 2: That's what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 18: You gonna mess around and.
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  Speaker 15: Get your ass whip and get drug through the damn pool,
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  Speaker 15: kids around with the top.
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  Speaker 5: Well, as of right now, the family can't come to
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  Speaker 5: the church.
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  Speaker 15: You think we want to be around a church that
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  Speaker 15: got people cons up asking me, I show, damn.
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  Speaker 14: Do I have a Jezabel?
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  Speaker 5: But you never answered the question do you have what?
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  Speaker 3: I might have?
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  Speaker 16: A ring hab fear?
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  Speaker 14: Now you know she was a good in the Bible.
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  Speaker 18: Now I've remember this day.
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  Speaker 8: In church for the last eight year.
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  Speaker 14: I don't say plenty of time to this damn church.
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  Speaker 3: And if attack the problem with me, do tell fact
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  Speaker 3: have a problem with me?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 14: Let me say this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be before you.
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  Speaker 12: Said another damn work.
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  Speaker 5: You need to apologize and thinking like you got some
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  Speaker 5: just okay, can I say this?
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  Speaker 16: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 14: Go ahead, I apologize.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I apologize because this is nephew Tommy from the
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  Speaker 5: Steve Hallby Morning Show, and you just got pranked by
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  Speaker 5: your sister Melanie.
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  Speaker 18: I'm gonna kick you'll ass that.
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  Speaker 3: Was Melanie ass the dad.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who the lady is in the choir
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  Speaker 5: with the red listick of one day. I have no
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  Speaker 5: earthly idea, all right, No josephel Spirits, none of that.
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  Speaker 12: We all right, maybe maybe your rain half, like I said,
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  Speaker 12: because you don't even more than one Bible, she did
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  Speaker 12: good work.
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  Speaker 14: For the kingdom, because you know I work for the kingdom, I.
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  Speaker 5: Said, I have been. I've been a long time now. Wait,
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  Speaker 5: oh god, I love church people, I love church peak. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: let me ask yourself. What is the baddest radio show
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  Speaker 5: with delay? Good morning show?
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  Speaker 6: Come on, say what I think? She said, Yeah, yeah, alone.
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  Speaker 2: I have been wanting a lone time, long time.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody has a past.
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  Speaker 15: You know your mama e participant.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: As we do ask the c l O.
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  Speaker 15: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, it is time to
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  Speaker 15: ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 5: Steve.
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  Speaker 15: This one is from Dana in the bron Dana says,
• 21:00
  Speaker 15: I'm forty two and I just let my mother move
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: in with me, and it's already a problem. She drinks
• 21:06
  Speaker 15: a lot and has had men come by my house
• 21:09
  Speaker 15: all hours of the night to drink with her. One
• 21:11
  Speaker 15: of her visitors was coming out of my guest bathroom
• 21:14
  Speaker 15: the other day and I was still in my nightgown.
• 21:17
  Speaker 15: The guy propositioned me, and I was furious. I told
• 21:20
  Speaker 15: my mother she is not allowed to have men in
• 21:22
  Speaker 15: my home anymore. She said, I can't tell her what
• 21:25
  Speaker 15: to do? Well, how do I respectfully get my mother
• 21:29
  Speaker 15: in line while she's in my home?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: See? How well you know?
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: See you can't tell her what to do in life,
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: but you can have rules in your house and respect
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: goes both ways.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You're old enough. Now, how does she.
• 21:47
  Speaker 13: Say forty two forty two?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Who's forty two?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: The daughter? The daughter's forty forty two and she just
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: let her mom move in.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: Well, her mama got to go by the rules or else, Mama,
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: where you want to stay? But these men coming to
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: me properly, proposition to me and my own house, that's unacceptable.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I can't be in my home and be uncomfortable.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: You can go out with me and just go meet
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: them at the tavern, because that's what they're out in tavern?
• 22:12
  Speaker 15: Do cavern?
• 22:14
  Speaker 18: At the tavern? Yeah, put a stop to that where
• 22:22
  Speaker 18: tavern always have some niceties.
• 22:27
  Speaker 15: Well, you can tell she's a nice woman because she
• 22:30
  Speaker 15: wants to know how to do it respectfully.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: While you have to established rules. Yeah, and she can.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: You can't tell her what to do, but you can
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: you can decide what happens in your house. You can't
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: tell her not to see me, but you can't see
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: them in here though.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That's right, right, period? Right, Steve?
• 22:47
  Speaker 15: All right, Uh, you're gonna love this name out of Charlotte.
• 22:51
  Speaker 15: Cold Facts, Henry Cold Facts, straight out of Cleveland, Come on.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Here, facts said.
• 23:01
  Speaker 15: My girlfriend and I had a weekend getaway in neighboring city,
• 23:04
  Speaker 15: and my girlfriend made all of the plan.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: She booked a hotel.
• 23:08
  Speaker 15: When we checked in, the girl at the front desk
• 23:10
  Speaker 15: said welcome back and offered my girlfriend and I a
• 23:14
  Speaker 15: discounted massage because of her loyalty.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Point. I'm looking sideways at her all weekend. After that?
• 23:20
  Speaker 15: Do I question her about being a regular at this
• 23:23
  Speaker 15: hotel or do you think it will come out eventually?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Well no, dog, when you meet people, people have histories,
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: that's right. Ain't no need of you dig it up
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: the history? So she been to the hotel before Welcome Back.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: Maybe she liked the massages down there. Yeah, she could
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: have went down there on girls' weekends. Ain't nothing to say.
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: She was down there with some dudes. So, dog, what
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: you tripping for?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Cold facts?
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You know he wants the facts?
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Now, These is the cold facts. Everybody had a life
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: fold before they met you, and like you had on too. Yeah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: so don't blow a good thing trying to dig up dirt,
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: because whatever you dig up, it ain't really dirt.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: She didn't know you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I like how you think.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: No, man, you can't blame nobody for nothing that that
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: didn't have nothing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: To do with you, right right right?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: That wouldn't bother you all weekend, wouldn't.
• 24:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 24:20
  Speaker 18: Hell yeah, Okay, I like.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Are you being a hypocrite right now?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I might have to be sitting in the.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Car, That's all it is. She's just like, yeah, I.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: Mean that's probably all it is, you know. I don't
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: mean look still and crazy?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 24:48
  Speaker 15: Moving on a mirror in East Saint Louis says I'm dating.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I'm dating a man. This is crazy right here. This
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: one too.
• 24:58
  Speaker 15: I'm dating a man that is married and his wife
• 25:00
  Speaker 15: is a lunatic. She's been knowing about us for a while,
• 25:03
  Speaker 15: so I'm shocked she still cares. I think she needs
• 25:06
  Speaker 15: to take all of her anger out on her husband
• 25:09
  Speaker 15: because he seeks me out, not the other way around.
• 25:12
  Speaker 15: I've had to get a restraining order on her, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 15: I had to put cameras on the front of my
• 25:17
  Speaker 15: house because I'm sure she was the one that tried
• 25:20
  Speaker 15: to slash my tires once.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I've asked her nicely not to bother me.
• 25:25
  Speaker 15: Would I be wrong to beat her ass one good time?
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: I'm surprised she ain't beat your ass one good time. Plus,
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: you the one in the room you're sleeping with this
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: woman's husband you're talking about.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: He the one that seeks me out. He ain't got
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: to look.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Too hall right.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: You're right, you're responding.
• 25:46
  Speaker 14: You know what I mean.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: He seeks me out. You know well? Or well you
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: know you can put a stop to.
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: That, right, he seeks you out becauseless you're wanting to
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: be sought after.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Now a woman know about.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: Y'allsh she might be trying to fight for her husband,
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: and yeah, she was one trying to sit your tied.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That ain't all. Should I beat her for?
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: What do you know that the prison time you could
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: do for that you sleeping with a woman's husband, and
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: now you won't do something to her because she over
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: there to get her husband.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: That ain't how that's gonna work in the court of law.
• 26:24
  Speaker 14: What a what?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, has she asked you leave her husband?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Loan nicely?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: How to get baby? You asked me nicely? Right?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:37
  Speaker 15: This is from Johnson and Omaha. Johnson says, my kids
• 26:41
  Speaker 15: and I moved to a different city after I divorced
• 26:44
  Speaker 15: their mom. I got full custody and I moved so
• 26:47
  Speaker 15: I would that I would have my family support raising them.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: My toxic ex wife.
• 26:52
  Speaker 15: Has decided to move closer to us, and I don't
• 26:54
  Speaker 15: think she's fit enough to have visitation with our children.
• 26:57
  Speaker 15: I don't want to say what's wrong with her, but
• 26:59
  Speaker 15: she has some bad habits and our children are all
• 27:02
  Speaker 15: under ten years old. I can't stop her from moving closer,
• 27:05
  Speaker 15: but I can. But can I stop her from seeing
• 27:08
  Speaker 15: them at all? Will this impact my kids later?
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: I don't know because I'm not aware of the problem,
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: but I do know that in a divorce, they rarely
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: take a child away from a mother unless she's unfit.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: They don't normally do that. Women got DIBs on them kids, man,
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: and so I don't know what she did that caused
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: the court to allow you to have full custody of them.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: But if they did that, you can get some You
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: don't deny them visitation, but you can get supervised visitations.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: That's for show.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Celo, brilliant as usual.
• 27:50
  Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show.
• 27:55
  Speaker 15: All right, Steve Jay, and you guys are here to
• 28:00
  Speaker 15: tell us things that vegans will be saying that the
• 28:02
  Speaker 15: fourth of July is coming up.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: So and this is gonna be interesting because three of
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: my kids is vegan.
• 28:08
  Speaker 15: Oh okay, so you'll probably hear a lot of this stuff.
• 28:11
  Speaker 17: Then, huh do y'all remember when there was never a vegan,
• 28:16
  Speaker 17: never new one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, new one.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Remember vegetarians, but never straight vegan vegetarians.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Everybody ate me.
• 28:30
  Speaker 17: These are things vegans and vegetarians will be saying at
• 28:34
  Speaker 17: the fourth of July. Steve, Steve, Steve was talking about it,
• 28:40
  Speaker 17: if you knew what the chickens was eating, you wouldn't
• 28:42
  Speaker 17: eat chicken.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what the damn chicken.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: Is and so I'm just gonna just doing this chicken.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: No, I don't know what they eat, but I know what.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna beat the chicken.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: You know so, So you're just gonna eat meat in
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: front of me?
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: Huh, girl, I eat meat in front of you, behind you,
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: under you, on top of you. I'm talking to my kids.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: I was eating meat when I was paying on them.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Damn college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta pay.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Loans on.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: It's one is that meat?
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: I smelled it, Damn show is it ain't going I
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: can tell you that don't have a smell. Yeah, you
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: have a grilled to tomato. There is no small You
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: know why because it don't be long on the damn grill.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: You know how long? Meat standing your system A long time.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: And that's why I want it. That's what I put
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: it in there for.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: One.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: If that's got meat in it, then I can't eat it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, well what you're gonna eat there? Because everything
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: got me in it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Greens got meat in it. I got meat in the
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: damn mac and cheese.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: This year.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: It's meat next to all that damn bread we got.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: We got eat grill meat and the meat meat.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: I got a mouse standing over there in the middle
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: of that grass case I run out of.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Stupid.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: I know, I know you heard. Listen, Steve, who gave
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: the baby meat?
• 30:44
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, I gave the baby meat.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Who you think gave the baby meat? Look how happy
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: the baby look.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Going over there and taking the meat from the baby.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: Watch the babies start crying. My grandson a slim gill,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: my daughter had a heart attack. He had started crying.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Came right back in that office. I gave him a
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: number one.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: I told you I was a vegan, But you got
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: meat over here?
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Sisly siously, yeah yeah, And it is the fourth of
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: July in it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: And me ask your question, any of your.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Vegan friends barbecuing, because it ain't nothing to barbecue?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Why ain't you over there?
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Damn?
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Why over here?
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Lie?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: You're trying to smell meat?
• 31:48
  Speaker 15: Means are sad there?
• 31:51
  Speaker 17: I said, yeah, very sad. I got another one.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Can we tell these vegan hot dogs?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Not on this grill? On the grill? We put meat
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: on this grill.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: I bought the kids easy break up and two years
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: ago for Christmas, somebody go in the basement and get that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: And there ain't hot dogs. No, damn boy like this.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: This is the one you ever seen that video. What
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: the health?
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, I saw it, Yes, I saw it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I was chickens and cows in that video on this grill.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: I was watching it eating meat. Yeah, I saw it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly what.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that always killed me though. But they
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: wanted the greens. But oh you put meat in there
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: with the green.
• 32:54
  Speaker 15: Oh no, I can't eat those greens.
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: Eat around them.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Who will flee?
• 33:02
  Speaker 15: They don't want to meet anywhere near their food.
• 33:06
  Speaker 12: I just asked a vegan, just want simple questions.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: What don't you miss, fool? Don't you miss being?
• 33:16
  Speaker 15: You miss that? I mean, I'm not mad at their lifestyle,
• 33:20
  Speaker 15: you know, but a couple of.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Messed with yeah, don't talk, don't yeah, don't.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and noting where the cooking meat at. That's what you.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Bring a lunch box.
• 33:32
  Speaker 12: I'm just bringing your meal in the container and sit
• 33:34
  Speaker 12: over in the con You're gonna be.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: This gruntled, but you hear.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: So how much meat are you guys planning to eat?
• 33:43
  Speaker 16: This?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Fourth man.
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: Slab labs bringing my own forking knife.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: You got to worry about me.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: I stopped again. But I missed chicken so much.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I really do you're currently a vegan?
• 33:59
  Speaker 17: Stopped, Missie, I see it because the chicken is everywhere.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is and and everything. You're right, you don't
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: want no pope eyes, Jake.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. I'm having.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I don't understand a fat vegetarian.
• 34:20
  Speaker 17: That's oh, I know one, Janet Brown.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: I'm not talking about you, jay I, I'm talking about
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: I just don't know fat vegetarian.
• 34:32
  Speaker 15: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. You're
• 34:35
  Speaker 15: listening morning show. It's time now for a round. And
• 34:40
  Speaker 15: would you rather would you rather propose in front of
• 34:45
  Speaker 15: a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Junior said, be privately?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: See yeah, I go with She say no in fun
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: of the people?
• 34:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, gotta fight everybody.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Oh that wait, rain back in my pocket.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: All you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: Know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: I got to get up off my knee and turn around,
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: figure out where it's the hold in the crowd.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I can run.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I got through them and wash my face.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: And then the crowd is like collectively.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Somebody in the crowd damn Steve.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody hit me on the back like they did Rudy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I probably.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 15: Would you rather use a dating app or would you
• 35:44
  Speaker 15: rather go old school and go on a blind day?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because people down there profile pictures.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: You ain't who I'd rather just go see it for
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: myself and then.
• 35:54
  Speaker 15: And have someone do an emergency call. If you don't
• 35:57
  Speaker 15: like the way they look.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: I can walk out the black.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: I've actually been on the blind date so bad that
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: I acted as if I was.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't you do that? You could see and then you.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: Wan Soon as she walked up to the table, I
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: got him, slapped her chill leg off, and you guys.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Tapped my way right out the day. That didn't happen, thinking.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Soon you saw up she slapped damn as soon as
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: she sat down.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I stood there slapping leg off the start, tapping my
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: hands right off the table. Egg wasn't long enough. I
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: had to be over. I said, come, look, praise what
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: are you doing?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 36:53
  Speaker 12: Are you on the way out?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You didn't touch nothing?
• 37:00
  Speaker 12: And on the way because you can see what you
• 37:01
  Speaker 12: was doing, I kept looking for my dog.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Crazy, all right, but you alright, don't.
• 37:27
  Speaker 15: Would you rather compete in the Summer Olympics or would
• 37:30
  Speaker 15: you rather compete in a winter Olympic sport?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: What the winter sports.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Ice skating. So I guess that's summer for the both
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: of you. All right, thank you.
• 37:51
  Speaker 15: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 37:53
  Speaker 15: after this.
• 37:54
  Speaker 13: You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 37:58
  Speaker 15: All right, guys, it is till I'm Steve for comedy Roulette.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You ready, Jay, explain it again.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Let me break this down.
• 38:05
  Speaker 17: We have new listeners who don't have any idea what
• 38:08
  Speaker 17: we're doing comedy.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Very simple.
• 38:10
  Speaker 17: Give us five subjects five anything you want.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Put them on the wheel, spun the wheel?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Stop?
• 38:18
  Speaker 17: Yes, fun Spun it around as in to be spun around,
• 38:23
  Speaker 17: as in spin. That's totally different, right there, Spun it around, wit. Stop,
• 38:29
  Speaker 17: We'll do the damn thing.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go, all right.
• 38:32
  Speaker 15: Number one Things you say to yourself when you're mad
• 38:35
  Speaker 15: at someone like that.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Number two, you know it's time to go to the store.
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: When dot Dot did.
• 38:43
  Speaker 15: Number three stuff you don't like to watch, but you
• 38:46
  Speaker 15: watch it anyway to keep them happy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 19: We all know about that whatever number or number four.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You know she's not coming back.
• 39:03
  Speaker 15: When okay, number five, people who never chip in.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Come home.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Let's go cat, let's spend jesus.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, it came on. Number one Things you say to
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone.
• 39:31
  Speaker 15: You yourself when you're mad at someone.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Oh can heis?
• 39:37
  Speaker 17: Somethings you say to yourself when you mad at somebody,
• 39:41
  Speaker 17: I'm gonna let it go this.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Time, but the next damn time, Oh, it's gonna be hell.
• 39:47
  Speaker 13: It's gonna be hell.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be hell.
• 39:50
  Speaker 12: This is one I always say to myself when I'm
• 39:52
  Speaker 12: mad at other people.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I'm trying not to go jail. I'm not doing my best.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: You say, I'm doing my best right now. I'm trying
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: not to go to jake. You're really mad. No, no,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: you're mad court dates everything.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: You know what, you know what? That's all right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: Drink that water that I put up in that drink
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: that drink that something.
• 40:19
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone, Steve.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Better go ahead over, you, better go ahead on now.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: This is that's all that is gotta go ahead on.
• 40:40
  Speaker 17: Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord,
• 40:45
  Speaker 17: please work with me, Jesus, please.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Please, father, Father, take me down so I don't kill us.
• 40:57
  Speaker 12: That's why I always say that I'm always mad about
• 40:59
  Speaker 12: it was just something you said before, just about it that's
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: why your ass broke.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Now that's where you ask broke.
• 41:09
  Speaker 15: Writing that hurts, Junior, that.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: That hurts that you say it to yourself, you know what.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: That's that's that's why I got another woman from That's
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: right again, I ain't got filtered.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: This is tough you say to yourself mad, which your stupid?
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Just like I.
• 41:38
  Speaker 15: Heard you say that it was too your jobs and it.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Was line now.
• 41:46
  Speaker 20: Yeah, oh my god, I thought my mom was.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Talking to me.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Up.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 42:02
  Speaker 17: Things you say to people when you mad at him?
• 42:07
  Speaker 17: G ahead and die.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Go get about hill?
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: All right, come on take us home?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you okay, let's tell you this.
• 42:23
  Speaker 12: It says lot my family. I'm calling crime stopping. They
• 42:29
  Speaker 12: a't gonna get a tip today.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, show glad that ain't baby.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You tell me it's the Dame song call coming up
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening.
• 42:51
  Speaker 15: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 42:55
  Speaker 15: Right about four minutes afterwards, my Strawberry letter for today,
• 42:58
  Speaker 15: and the subject is it's ex wife wants to sleep over.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Oh it's not what you think. It's not what you think.
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: Can get your mind out of the gutter.
• 43:08
  Speaker 15: We'll get into it in just a little bit because
• 43:10
  Speaker 15: right now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: What you got for his nep.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: This one It's called triple cat.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: If three people pass and they can you know, the
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: family might not have enough money for all them cats
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: just one cat trip people one can't.
• 43:32
  Speaker 13: The concept this work.
• 43:35
  Speaker 16: Thanks the money mortuary. This is Calvin.
• 43:41
  Speaker 14: Help you.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Uh hey, how you doing? How you Calvin? How you doing?
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. H. I'm calling.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: We've got somebody that has passed actually three people I
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: passed away. I thank you for that, man. It was
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: kind of expected. H. So you know, it wasn't something
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: that caught us off guard. But you know, but all
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing our
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: loved ones. But uh, but I wanted to give you
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: all a call. We're trying to pick a particular funeral
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: home on who we want.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: To uh take care of the services. Yes, yes, sir, yes.
• 44:22
  Speaker 16: Sir, okay, I can definitely help you with that, and uh,
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: once again, I just want to, you know, just let
• 44:29
  Speaker 16: you know that we can pretty much do the whole game,
• 44:33
  Speaker 16: that we can make sure that your need to take
• 44:36
  Speaker 16: them from you know, from from now on, We're here
• 44:40
  Speaker 16: for you. Wanting to get that out. Uh what is
• 44:42
  Speaker 16: your mean?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 44:44
  Speaker 16: You said three people.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Sir, Yes, yes, yes, okay, I wanted to bring attention
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: to you.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Do you guys customize caskets?
• 44:54
  Speaker 16: Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving. Uh even hap new
• 45:00
  Speaker 16: thing where we can put the picture of the person
• 45:02
  Speaker 16: on the outside like a semi gloss coding a couple
• 45:07
  Speaker 16: of hours.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't. I don't need that on no goal or
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: nothing like that. Listen, listen, what I want to do.
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: a casket that can accommodate three people?
• 45:22
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 45:23
  Speaker 16: Yes, like we can we can customize each individual casket
• 45:28
  Speaker 16: for each individual.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, Calvin, I ain't want to ask.
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: What I'm saying is if I want to, like like
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: I said, like I said, I could they was all close.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: You know, I don't have a problem with all three
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: of them being in the same casket.
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: I get you.
• 45:47
  Speaker 16: Uh, you know, to my knowledge is as far as
• 45:49
  Speaker 16: I've been in this business, I've never Uh I'm not
• 45:53
  Speaker 16: really sure we can actually do that.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: I mean what I mean, but what's the problem if
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: we can get them all in there and well.
• 46:01
  Speaker 16: Sir, I mean I think that's a I don't even
• 46:04
  Speaker 16: think if for one, it's legal in this state or
• 46:07
  Speaker 16: any state. Uh, three people in one casket and ethics wise,
• 46:12
  Speaker 16: I uh, that's not really something that can I say
• 46:18
  Speaker 16: that we actually, you know.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: But if you customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: to be able to put as many people in there,
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: if you make it deep enough and wide enough, ought
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: to be get three people in there?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:30
  Speaker 16: Well, the customization is is the outer side of the
• 46:35
  Speaker 16: casket and maybe you know some people even put TV
• 46:39
  Speaker 16: screens on the inside or some of their their their
• 46:42
  Speaker 16: loved ones, uh, memorable mementos. Uh, we customize it for that,
• 46:47
  Speaker 16: you know, color wise.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Uh so what about when when is a person real big?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: You know, a heavyset person. You know, you got to
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: have a casket that can accommodate the right. Yes, But okay,
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: so you want to be able to put you want
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: to be able to put three people in one casket
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: if they can fit, if you put two one way
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: and one other the other way, and you ought.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: To be to have all three of them in there
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: at one time?
• 47:13
  Speaker 16: Is there anybody else around you and your family that
• 47:15
  Speaker 16: can help talk uh with me about this.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I'm talking right now.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my clubs
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: get them in a casket, that one casket that can
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: accommodate three people if you put two pillows on money
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: in one. That's not something we're really Uh, that ain't
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: something you used to doing, cabin But I'm calling you
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: telling you that's the way I want this customize.
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 47:42
  Speaker 16: A brother, Look, brother, brother, just just chill out with customers,
• 47:45
  Speaker 16: all right.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: So we're trying to get three people are Yeah, I.
• 47:49
  Speaker 16: Have a standard plan. It'll be a low end standard
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: plan for three individual caskets.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: We ain't got we don't have enough money for three
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: for one casket. We just need to big enough. Man,
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: you could get everybody in there and close the door.
• 48:10
  Speaker 16: I'm not good. I'm not I don't want to go
• 48:12
  Speaker 16: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
• 48:13
  Speaker 16: a time and you.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: Ain't gotta go back and forth with me. Buildings that
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: I need, I can bury my family.
• 48:21
  Speaker 16: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, But
• 48:23
  Speaker 16: I'm just really trying to help.
• 48:24
  Speaker 14: I'm trying to.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: Don't you tell me you're gonna get three people in
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: the casket looking good that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: We cannot do that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: You out of that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I'm the one going through bereathing.
• 48:34
  Speaker 16: I understand that, but you are, you're you use the
• 48:37
  Speaker 16: foul language.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: We can't do it, brother, you hear me, No, no, no,
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: hold on, my cousin them said they wanted.
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: To use no, sir. No, okay, look.
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: Im, look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: and you gonna put all three of them in the
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: same damn casking man.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: On one way on one end and one on the other.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: One.
• 49:02
  Speaker 16: Man, sir, if you're a drinker, just stop.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: I ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, let
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: me say this to you. What your name?
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Calvin?
• 49:09
  Speaker 14: Right, yes, yes it is, sir.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Calvi Calvin. Let me say this to you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: or Calvin, you gonna get your who you talking to?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: That's what's gonna now.
• 49:24
  Speaker 14: Now, no, now, that's it right there, sir.
• 49:26
  Speaker 16: I've been trying to be as professional as I can
• 49:28
  Speaker 16: this whole conversation is as crazy as it is.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: But now I ain't nothing crazy. No, no, no, no.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: You told you I want you to bear my cousin.
• 49:35
  Speaker 14: Come on down here.
• 49:35
  Speaker 16: I got some places to put your body and your
• 49:38
  Speaker 16: cousin's body.
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: How about that?
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Huh are you talking about?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:42
  Speaker 14: Because you you.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: Know you don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: too confident, Calvin.
• 49:49
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right.
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: Now, this ain't the place and I'm not the one
• 49:55
  Speaker 16: you will be in the ground messing with us.
• 49:57
  Speaker 14: Matter fact. If you come here, I'm you up. How
• 50:01
  Speaker 14: about that?
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something, Calvin,
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: me and Tommy gonna be down there today.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.
• 50:09
  Speaker 14: Who is Tommy? Huh?
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: This's a nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby,
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: you just got Frank Calvin.
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: Yo, y'all had me bring the whip.
• 50:23
  Speaker 16: Tell y'all, I just want to know who up to.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: This reginal that works the Yes, I'm a whip reggie.
• 50:32
  Speaker 14: You bet watch what you drink? You bet watch with you.
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: I'm on your to revenge Red.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: Hey, Calvin, give me this man, what's the baddest and
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:43
  Speaker 16: Man, You know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:46
  Speaker 14: Y'all got got me.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Got y'all ain't with me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: But I'm just hand like two bodies this way, one
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: body this way, three different pillars.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: We worked that thing.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're probably gonna need ten, Jay, You're probably
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: gonna need five on each side roller, but you saved
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: some money.
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: Jake liked like for three.
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: All right, I got a bad idea, Go ahead and
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: let me head. I just put them in there fold.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: The Nephew is coming to Saint Louis. That is July
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: seven eight nine. July seven, eight nine. The Nephew is
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: at Club Healyum Comedy Club July seven eight nine, s
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: kipt to the new Saint Louis Here I come. Tickets
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: on sale right now. And I'll also be at the
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: Kapa Conclave. Yes I will. I'll be hosting the family
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: out on the river Walk along with the beautiful Dann King.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: I will be in the building with my brother Sweet Loop,
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: Sweet Loop, Sweet Loops on the river Walk in Tampa Florida.
• 51:56
  Speaker 15: All right, listen, we gotta get to this Strawberry letter.
• 52:00
  Speaker 15: Thank you guys.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Coming up.
• 52:02
  Speaker 15: Strawberry Letter, subject his ex wife wants to sleep over.
• 52:06
  Speaker 15: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: Harvey Morning Show Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
• 52:14
  Speaker 15: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:18
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• 52:22
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• 52:25
  Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter on the air live,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one right here,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: right now. Did you hear that?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Buggle up, Buckle up, and hold on tight. We got
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: it here. It is Strawberry letter.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: Oh please, don't even try it.
• 52:38
  Speaker 15: Subject his ex wife wants to sleep over. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:44
  Speaker 15: I've been married for two years. When I met my
• 52:46
  Speaker 15: husband four years ago, he had just gotten divorced and
• 52:50
  Speaker 15: he was in a bitter custody battle with his ex wife.
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: His daughter is very sweet and she loved her dad,
• 52:57
  Speaker 15: but the ex wife is dead set on her not
• 53:00
  Speaker 15: having a relationship with her dad. When we met, he
• 53:03
  Speaker 15: had to limit communication with his ex because she told everybody.
• 53:07
  Speaker 15: He kept calling her to work things out, and he
• 53:10
  Speaker 15: wanted his family back. I never gave it any of
• 53:13
  Speaker 15: my attention, but it really bothered him. Now he only
• 53:16
  Speaker 15: communicates with her by texting, so she can't lie on him.
• 53:20
  Speaker 15: They have joint custody and he pays her child support.
• 53:24
  Speaker 15: She didn't like the amount of child support the judge
• 53:27
  Speaker 15: ordered him to pay, so he pays a little more
• 53:29
  Speaker 15: every month. Nothing he's done makes her happy thus far. Meanwhile,
• 53:34
  Speaker 15: we haven't had his daughter sleep over at our house
• 53:37
  Speaker 15: in two years. I thought maybe if I befriended his
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: ex that would help things out, but she told me
• 53:44
  Speaker 15: not to ever call her phone again.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: A few months after that, she texted me.
• 53:49
  Speaker 15: To say her behavior was uncalled for and we could
• 53:52
  Speaker 15: be cordial, But that didn't last long. She continued to
• 53:56
  Speaker 15: deny visitation to my husband. We want to take his daughter,
• 54:00
  Speaker 15: who's twelve years old now, to South Carolina with us
• 54:03
  Speaker 15: for spring break. His ex wife said his daughter can't
• 54:07
  Speaker 15: go on a trip with us unless she goes too.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Same thing with weekend visits at our house.
• 54:13
  Speaker 15: If the daughter sleeps over, the ex wife has to
• 54:15
  Speaker 15: come too. I don't want this woman sleeping in my house.
• 54:19
  Speaker 15: My husband said it may be the only way for
• 54:21
  Speaker 15: him to enjoy time with his child. He is ready
• 54:24
  Speaker 15: to seek full custody. What would you do in this situation? WHOA,
• 54:30
  Speaker 15: I don't know, but I think you know that's a
• 54:32
  Speaker 15: good place to start. To go ahead and seek full custody,
• 54:36
  Speaker 15: go back to the court.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I think your husband is in.
• 54:38
  Speaker 15: A horrible position because you know, despite all the craziness
• 54:43
  Speaker 15: from his ex wife, he wants to see his baby.
• 54:45
  Speaker 15: Bottom line, he doesn't have many options because of this
• 54:49
  Speaker 15: ugly acting woman. She's evil, she's out of line, and
• 54:52
  Speaker 15: she's obviously a miserable, very bitter person, and she's abusing
• 54:56
  Speaker 15: her power and using her daughter, putting her daughter right
• 54:59
  Speaker 15: in the middle, using her as a pond, and that's
• 55:02
  Speaker 15: just wrong to do children like that. But on the
• 55:05
  Speaker 15: other hand, you, I think, are an angel. I mean,
• 55:08
  Speaker 15: you've been over backwards to be accommodating to this woman,
• 55:12
  Speaker 15: and that says you have love for your husband and
• 55:14
  Speaker 15: for his daughter, your stepdaughter. Your husband is the very
• 55:18
  Speaker 15: opposite of a deadbeat dad, doesn't fit that stereotype at all.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: He pays more child support than the court ordered.
• 55:26
  Speaker 15: You can't get a lot of dads to pay even
• 55:29
  Speaker 15: the child's even anything, let alone more so, that's good
• 55:33
  Speaker 15: a father who wants to be a major part of
• 55:36
  Speaker 15: her life. The thing is, your daughter really is old
• 55:39
  Speaker 15: enough to choose for herself what parents she wants to
• 55:42
  Speaker 15: be with. She just can't because she's a minor. And
• 55:44
  Speaker 15: I feel sorry in that regard, because divorce is so
• 55:48
  Speaker 15: hard on children. I don't even understand why this woman
• 55:52
  Speaker 15: wants to stay in the house. Hmm.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Could it be that she still wants your husband? I
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: would say the answer to that is yes.
• 55:58
  Speaker 15: Does she want to make your life as a living
• 56:00
  Speaker 15: hell because she's so miserable and unhappy?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I think that would be a yes too.
• 56:06
  Speaker 15: But you know, you got to think about what's best
• 56:09
  Speaker 15: for the child and right now until he goes to court,
• 56:12
  Speaker 15: you know, I don't know. Could you guys get two
• 56:14
  Speaker 15: hotel rooms? Can you afford that? And uh, you know,
• 56:19
  Speaker 15: let the wife stand one and with the child and
• 56:22
  Speaker 15: you and the husband stand.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: The other one. At least she won't be in your house.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:28
  Speaker 15: Maybe this will work out until he can get to
• 56:30
  Speaker 15: the court and fix it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: At least he can see his baby. Steve, I don't
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: really know.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: What to say?
• 56:38
  Speaker 8: This a letter kind of stupid to me. I wouldn't
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: even rote in by just him. Well you met your
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: husband four years ago. The subject his ex wife wants
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: to sleep over? Sleepover where?
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: Whoa?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Whoa?
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: So this lady's writing his letter and she's talking about
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: her husband's ex wants to sleep over at their house. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: he got divorced. Bitter custody battle. Daughter sweet loves her dad.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Ex wife don't want them to have no relationship.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: They met.
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: They had limited communication with his act because she told everybody.
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: He kept calling at work trying to work stuff out
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: because he wanted his family back.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: She ain't paid no attention. So now he on the
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: community by Texas so she can't lowd. He paid child support,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: she don't like the amount he paid. More don't nothing
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: make her happy? Now?
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: They ain't had his daughter sleep at their house in
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: two years. The reason I'm reading his letter again, it's
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: because I want you to see how some people use
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: children as ponds to get back at the other party
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: for whatever reason. We don't know why they divorced, but
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: obviously whether it was her fault, but it takes two
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: people to get a divorce. Somebody two people. Look, somebody
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: may initiate it wrong, but when you get a divorce,
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: two people did something that wasn't cool way you handle
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: it or something.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: So it takes two people to get a divorce.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: So you thought that you should be freeing this crazy
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: helpful He's a woman, she tried that don't care what
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: her baby think. But you think you gonna get her
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: to start making sense to you. She don't care nothing
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: about you because she don't care nothing about her child.
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: When you use a child as a pawn in the relationship,
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: the damage that you think you're doing to the other party,
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: whatever you're doing to the other party, multiply that by ten,
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: because that's what's happening with the child.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hold that thought.
• 58:53
  Speaker 15: Okay, we're gonna have part two of your response coming
• 58:55
  Speaker 15: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
• 58:58
  Speaker 15: Letters subject his x Y wants to sleep over. We'll
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  Speaker 15: get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 15: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters
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  Speaker 15: subject his ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: Wants to sleep over?
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  Speaker 2: What now? Who do that for? Who?
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  Speaker 8: First of all, let's be real about this anybody gonna
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: let you. The ex wife state, this is this woman's house.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't no woman letting your letting not her husband's ex
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: wife sleep over because she demands it. Yeah, it would
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: be different if some extreenuating circumstances they house burned down
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  Speaker 8: and they needed a place to stay for a couple
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  Speaker 8: of days.
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  Speaker 2: Got that, But she won't let the baby come over.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: They'all's house in for.
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  Speaker 1: Two years and spend the night, and.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Spend the night. The daughter loves her daddy.
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  Speaker 8: You try to befend, You try to befriend this crazy
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: woman that don't care nothing about her daughter. So now
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: she said they want to take the daughter, who's twelve
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  Speaker 8: years old, to South Carolina with him for spring break.
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  Speaker 8: His wife said his daughter can't go on the trip
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  Speaker 8: with us unless she go too. We're not offinna pay
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  Speaker 8: for you to come nowhere on spring break. Right, His
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: ex wife said his daughter can't go on the trip
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  Speaker 8: with us unless she goes to same thing that we
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: can visit our house if the daughter sleeps over, the
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  Speaker 8: ex wife has to come too. I don't want this
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: woman sleeping in my house. My husband said. It may
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: be the only way for him to enjoy time with
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: his child. He's ready to seek full custody. What do
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: you think of this situation? First of all, sir, you're
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: gonna have to find I know you want to see
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: your daughter, but that ex wife demanded to sleep over
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: the house.
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  Speaker 2: There's no reason that that should be the case.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: You've got to get a lawyer and get unsupervised visits,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: and you've got to get weak in rights to your daughter. Now,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know if they gonna give you full custody,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: because for a court to take a child away from
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: a mother, you have to be an unfit mom. Crazy
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: don't count as unfit because she's not abusing the daughter.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: She just abusing the man, which in turn abusing the daughter.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't no court fit to do that. But let me
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: tell you why you really can't have this hell at
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: your house.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, let's just go over a couple of things.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Let's just start with number one, sleep over your house.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: Wake up this crazy to hell for standing over you
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: with a butcher knife.
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  Speaker 3: That's just for start.
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  Speaker 16: Ye.
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  Speaker 8: Now you walking all in the kitchen, her crazy ass
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: in there making sandwiches.
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  Speaker 3: This ain't your house.
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  Speaker 8: You can't be in it doing this in here she
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: down steat and bought a load of clothes over She
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: downstairs washing the load of clothes. Your damn laundry mat.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: Don't let this healler in your house. Knocking on the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: bathroom door. You in there in the bathroom, She knocking
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: on the door. What's taking here so long?
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  Speaker 6: Her help? I need to get in there in your house.
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  Speaker 2: You and there, she rearranging furniture. I don't like the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: sofa over here. I want it over here.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Oh sitting up in here, snatching remote out your hand,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: making everybody watch forty eight hours.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Don't let this crazy help fit in your house. No, no,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: you go downstairs. She walking around with her bronz panties on,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: talking about what you want? What you want? That walking
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: around the house, harmy?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: What's she.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Gotta feel? You gotta feely?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 21: Uh, gotta feely. Somebody's tried to sneak my friend.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Here, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Like that?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 8: No, that's just crazy health in your house, being here
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: lighting candles and.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Stuff and little say in room, they all kind of stuff.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: Go in that kitchen, she and that got two chicken
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: feet in there with a bird beak.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, yeah, crazy, yeah. I feel badly for the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: stupid man.
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  Speaker 8: But he has to go to court though and work
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: out something and get visitation and week ends. Gotta have
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: week ends with your child.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: They already have joint custody though.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: I mean, but see if she you can enforce the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: joint custody. She can't make the rules of the joint
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: custody because her father hasn't been ruled unfit.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: So he has to have week ends.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: He's paying child custody, I mean child support. He should
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: have rights and a weekend with his daughter every other weekend.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: He's without the mama.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 15: I have a question, So is it perhaps maybe spring
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 15: break is her week and she doesn't want to give
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 15: that week up, and that's why she's demanding to go.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: No, this is not only the spring break. The girl
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: ain't been to the house in two years, so this
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: is way beyond the spring break. She won't even let
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: the daughter come to the house to see the man, right,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: because she being funky because she bid her Yes.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 15: Sir, and I can't stand when they use the children
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 15: as ponds, right, I'm in the middle child, Yeah, you're
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 15: hurting this child. She wants to see her dad, and
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 15: the dad wants to spend time with her, all right,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 15: thank you all right. Post your comments on Today's Strawberry
• 1:05:13
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• 1:05:25
  Speaker 13: Morning show all right?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 15: Time for comedy break? Right here, Junior is here with
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  Speaker 15: things I've never seen?
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  Speaker 13: What is this, Junior?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, Tommy, this is a lot of things
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 12: that you have never seen in your life.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I mean it's some things.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 12: Like I know you own everybody you probably have, But
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 12: it's some things I know I ain't never see. Like,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 12: for instance, I've never seen a shade tree mechanic with
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 12: a car.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: That is running in perfect condition.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 12: You ain't never seen. He gonna tell me everything wrong
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 12: with my call, but with his back, no missing, all
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 12: is all running out the call for him and his hair.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 12: But he gonna tell me I need a new transmitter.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 12: What I've never seen it? I just ain't never seen it.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: He's another thing I ain't never seen.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 12: I ain't never seen people in the South eat a
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 12: meal without rice. If it's chicken at rice, beans and rice,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 12: why is rice over every plate?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 10: Just right?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 12: You know who I've never met. I've never met this person.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 12: I've never met a well rested African mirror. I've never
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 12: met one. I ain't dog.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I ain't never seen a well rested African American in.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 16: This like that.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: How you doing?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Man? Oh man?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 12: Job getting on my nerves? Wife, talking crazy to my kids.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 12: Won't live man, I'm tired. I'm just tied.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: You ain't never seen that.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 12: I've never seen a big person eat a meal without
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 12: a dia befage.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I ain't never seen.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 12: I love baby, yeah, hamn hock, you know, But then
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 12: a dying coke on the side, As if that's gonna
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 12: change something I have never seen.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: I don't I know, I ain't gonna do it. I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna get none of that.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 12: No, come on, look, I'm not black funeral what there
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 12: is no clowning going on?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not one, not one. You ain't never seeing that.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 12: Somebody gonna get cussed out in front of the castle
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 12: every time. These just things we've never seen. We ain't
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 12: never seen these things, Liz. I've never seen Christmas, Valentine's
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 12: and Halloween decoration being put up in the drug store.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 12: You just show up one day and they all hang it.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: You ain't never seen who hanging something. We don't know
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: who that is.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: I ain't never seen a white person still a bike
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: out of black.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: Neighborhoo, because they already are.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I've been around the whole time, still waiting on that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys. You're listening.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 13: Morning show.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 15: So I want to know what you'll be putting on
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 15: the grilled Steve and Tommy and Junior.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could, but I.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Know you'll be eating.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah. In case you know, I need to stop buy
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 15: and get a plate.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: I don't do that. You have fall I don't have
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: all off wax paper.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: You have the pickout containers.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: We don't have anything.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: We don't have none of that. So what are you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: going to be?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: We don't have people that do that. We don't know
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: people that come over beg.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: Me do that?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: What you're cooking ribs burgers, meat, meat, anything that is meat.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: I don't do fish on the grill. Don't ask me
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: for no fish.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't grill a nice salmon steak put it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 9: On the What I do.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: All meats, baby smoke, regular rells, babybacks in them baby bags.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: Now tell me that's what Junior's asking for that. I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: can't do it because Junior's not. It has not convinced
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: me that he is a true barbecue ologist.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: And I'm scared that he don't miss.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: Sprinkle in my rub on ham sandwiches and putting it
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: on top of potato salad. Like I'm not finna do
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: this with juniors, you know, like it's some sprinkle or
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 8: something like that, Like it's Larry's Like you're just putting
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: it on everything, all on your French fries. We're not
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 8: finn to do that. And I'm putting a little bit on
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: the baked beans. You're not finna do that to my
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: damn rub hopping it off with everything. Yeah, oh, sprinkling
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 8: on top of stuff, It ain't got I put a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: little bit on my slow What take my rib and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 8: put it on nothing? So it's all meat of fair
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: Now that will be sides, ye talk about the sides.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: The sides will be baked beans, corn slow corn on
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: the cob that the corn goes on the grill, but
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: it goes on the grill in the husk.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: Well, why can't you do a fish on a plank
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: if you could do the corn.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I just told you I don't do fish. Now, I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: have two sons.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: That's Uh, pescateer that only eat fish.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Steve, take a day off from it.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this chicken.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 15: My girlfriend says she no longer eats land animals.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Will not be invited.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Oh she can come, but I don't know what she's
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: gonna do. She gonna eat because what is you we're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: gonna eat? Add animals? It's some meat and them beans.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's gonna eat.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: I don't know what she's gonna do. I don't eat
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: land animals. What what you're gonna eat? Add animals?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: You know I ain't got no fu.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't say potato salad? You cooking potato salad?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: No, I kind of gave up on potato salad years
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: ago because a lot of people don't know how to
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: make potato salad. I don't really know how to make it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: Marjorie make a good potato salad. But yeah, yeah, Marjorie, Mama, Lord,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Marjorie's outstanding. She thinks she
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: a better grilled personally. But I don't want to hurt it.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: But she's gonna get cussed out if she say that
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: in front of somebody else again. That's what if she
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: talking about she can barbecue just as good as me.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: She's gonna mess around and get a little self cussed out.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 12: If that's what we're working on.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm trying not to because I know that's what
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: that's gonna cost me. But sheep borderline getting cussed out.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: If you tell one more person she can grill as
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: good as me, because.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: That's a damn lie.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: In here.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: A little Scott shrimp on skiers who do that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: That's what I hear.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: A barbecue battle coming on a vegetables.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 15: It all right, coming up, coming up in twenty minutes
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 15: after the hour.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Harby Morning Show.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 15: If your favorite part of vacation is getting on the plane,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 15: you're in luck, all right. Engineers right now are working
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 15: on what they call a flying hotel that will allow you.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: To spend your whole vacation mid air.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 13: Now, have you heard of this, Steeth?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 15: Have you heard of anything like this?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 16: Dy?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: See I knew all right.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 15: A detailed mockup shows a massive, multi level plane that
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 15: could hold over five thousand people and stay in the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 15: air for days weeks, or.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 13: Even years at a time.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: The proposed is called a sky cruise.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 15: It hopes to have luxuries like several swimming pools, restaurants,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 15: and a shopping mall. It will be a nuclear powered plane,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 15: so it won't need pilots, and it will be run
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 15: entirely by computers.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 13: So my question to you is, would you do this?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 15: Would you like to be thirty thousand dollars, thirty thousand
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 15: miles in the air, four or five for about a week,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 15: feet thirty thousand feet in the air for about a week,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 15: and you say they already have it, Steve, that's gonna.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: Be hard on an airplane. I don't know how they're
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: gonna pull that off because the cabin pressure is not
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 8: really good for you for that long. For those long flights,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 8: you do a lot of swelling and cabin pressure like that.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: Now you're where your compression socks get to swim and cool.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: They already had get off.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: You let it already hard to get on and off
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: you get we you're gonna have to cut them off.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna no half outand damn people though, all.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 15: Right, we'll have more of the Steve Hardy Morning Show
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 15: coming up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 15: It is time now for a round, And would you
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 15: rather would you rather propose in front of a crowd
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 15: or would you rather proposed privately?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Junior said, be privately?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: See yeah, I go with be to She say no
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: the people I'm gonna get.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: I gotta fight everybody that's want somebody just rain back
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: in my pocket and all this.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I gotta get.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: I gotta get up off my knees, turned around, figure
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 8: out which whereas to hold in the crowd I can.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: I gotta get room and wash my face all this man.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: And then the crowd.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 13: It's like collected.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Somebody hit the crowd. Somebody hit me on the back
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: like they did Rudy. I probably hang that dog.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 15: Would you rather use a dating app or would you
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 15: rather go old school and go on a blind date?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 14: Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Because people down their profile. You who you? I'd rather
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: just go see it for myself than.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 15: You and have the one do an emergency call if
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 15: you don't like the way they look.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I can walk out the blind date.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: I've actually been on the blind date so bad that
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: I acted as if I was blind?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: How did you do that?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: You could see it? Then you wasn't.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: And then soon as she walked up to the table,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: I got him, snapped the chair leg off.
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  Speaker 2: And guy tapping my.
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  Speaker 8: Way right out that day and walking.
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  Speaker 2: That didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as you saw snapping, said damn.
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  Speaker 8: Soon as she sat down, I stood nim snapped the
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  Speaker 8: leg off. I start tapping my ass right out. It
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  Speaker 8: wasn't table, egg wasn't long enough. I had to beard
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  Speaker 8: over come little phrase.
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  Speaker 2: What is he doing? Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Are you on the way out?
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  Speaker 12: You didn't touch nothing on the way because you can
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  Speaker 12: see what you was doing.
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  Speaker 2: This fight. I kept looking for my dog.
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  Speaker 15: I don't crazy, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you right right?
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  Speaker 3: Don't?
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  Speaker 15: Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics or would
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  Speaker 15: you rather compete in a Winter Olympics sport?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?
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  Speaker 15: Ice skaming tingly like lose.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess that's summer for the both of you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you?
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  Speaker 15: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 15: have our last breakup the day. And Steve Harvey are
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  Speaker 15: fearless leader, the one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Will close out the show right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 15: Morning show, all right, see take us home with some
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  Speaker 15: closing please.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I wanted to address men today and
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  Speaker 8: just pay a compliment to men. I'm I'm talking to
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  Speaker 8: men who who take the time out to be dads.
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  Speaker 8: If you're a father, that's one thing. If you're dad,
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  Speaker 8: that's a whole another thing. You know, any anybody can
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  Speaker 8: father a child. You can commit an act of love
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  Speaker 8: or act of lust and become a father, But it
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  Speaker 8: takes another dude to become a dad. And I just
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  Speaker 8: wanted to take some time out to recognize the dads
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  Speaker 8: out there. You know, moms get a lot of the credit,
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  Speaker 8: and as they should. I mean, being a mother is
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  Speaker 8: something special. I think we all would agree to the
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  Speaker 8: fact that a woman can have a child and give
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  Speaker 8: birth to a human being. I mean that puts them
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  Speaker 8: in a class of their own. We can't even begin
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  Speaker 8: to compete or compare who we are and what we do,
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  Speaker 8: but we.
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  Speaker 2: Are valuable all the same.
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  Speaker 8: And there are men out there who have taken the responsibility,
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  Speaker 8: after they've become fathers, to become dads. And this tribute
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  Speaker 8: is just to you, just to say thank you for
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  Speaker 8: being dads, for taking the time to honor your commitment.
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  Speaker 8: Understand that it don't always work out with the mother.
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  Speaker 8: I do understand that, but it has got to work
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  Speaker 8: out for the children. I'm so happy for the men
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  Speaker 8: who fight the rule are the problems of the relationship
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  Speaker 8: to still maintain a relationship with the child.
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  Speaker 2: That's so critically important, it really, really is.
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  Speaker 8: I thank god for men who take the responsibility of
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  Speaker 8: other fathers' children who have not, cannot or wont, for
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  Speaker 8: whatever the reason is, take up the banner of being
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  Speaker 8: a dad. There are a lot of men who have
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  Speaker 8: stepped in and become dads and father figures for children
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  Speaker 8: all around and because simply because their actual biological father
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  Speaker 8: just ain't up to the task, for whatever the reason is.
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  Speaker 8: But this ain't slamming nobody. I'm just saying thank you
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  Speaker 8: for the dads who are dads. It has been an
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  Speaker 8: honor to be a father and a dad. And I
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  Speaker 8: want every man out there that's being a dad, that's
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  Speaker 8: seeing about their kids in school, that's sending them text
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  Speaker 8: that's checking on them, that's taking them to the park,
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  Speaker 8: that's walking with them, that's holding their little girl's hand,
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  Speaker 8: that's putting their arm around their son and offering them
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  Speaker 8: leadership and guidance.
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  Speaker 2: That's going through all the things to.
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  Speaker 8: Help provide the necessary tools for this young person to
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  Speaker 8: grow up and feel the security of a man.
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  Speaker 2: It has been an honor for me to be a father.
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  Speaker 8: Yesterday my daughters were born, Brandy and Carley, and they
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  Speaker 8: grew me up quite a bit. They were twenty I
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  Speaker 8: was twenty five years old when they were born. I
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  Speaker 8: wasn't really equipped for the job fully, but they grew
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  Speaker 8: me up. And ever since then, I have tried to
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  Speaker 8: uphold my end of the bargain. I fall in short
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  Speaker 8: sometimes I guess along the way, but at the end
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  Speaker 8: of it, I always tried to make good on my
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  Speaker 8: promise to them. I always tried to be the best
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  Speaker 8: I could for them. And you know, everybody makes mistakes
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  Speaker 8: in life. And once again, this ain't a slam on nobody.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just taking out the time to say to the
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  Speaker 8: dads out there, thank y'all for being dads. For putting
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  Speaker 8: it down. It is an honor to be a father.
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  Speaker 8: It's a beautiful thing to see a man with his
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  Speaker 8: child playing with the baby walking, They little girl holding
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  Speaker 8: her walking these boys teaching them, throwing the ball with them.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't got to have money to be a great dad.
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  Speaker 8: Matter of fact, you don't have to have money at all.
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  Speaker 8: You got to have love, you got to have some time,
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  Speaker 8: and you got to have heart for it. And it's
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  Speaker 8: a lot of men out there that's got the heart
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  Speaker 8: for it. And I'm appreciative of that because oftentimes men
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  Speaker 8: get a bad rap, but of good men out there.
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  Speaker 8: It's a lot of good men that found a way
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  Speaker 8: to take care of their children.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of.
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  Speaker 8: Good men out there that have found a way to
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  Speaker 8: take care of other men's children that ain't stepped up
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  Speaker 8: to the plate. Like I said, for whatever the reason.
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  Speaker 8: But this ain't really about them. This is about the
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  Speaker 8: men who have given themselves unselfishly to children so that
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  Speaker 8: they can say that's my daddy, that's my dad.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's got to be a.
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  Speaker 8: Reassuring feeling for a child and say I'm going and
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  Speaker 8: tell my daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Not that it's gonna get you in.
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  Speaker 8: Trouble, it's just I got somebody that I think is
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  Speaker 8: big and strong. And there's a lot of men out
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  Speaker 8: there that's being their kids hero that maybe your kid
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  Speaker 8: think you better than Superman or Batman, and that's what
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  Speaker 8: it's all about.
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  Speaker 2: Man. You just want somebody to feel that way about you.
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  Speaker 8: So, hats off to all the men out there that's
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  Speaker 8: been being dads, that's been given it up. That's taking
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  Speaker 8: care of your families, that's putting it in, that's providing
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  Speaker 8: a place to stay, cars, protection, security, love, guidance, discipline.
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  Speaker 8: That's what fatherhood is about. That's what being a dad
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  Speaker 8: is about. My hats off to all of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day. Yeah, Father's days.
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  Speaker 13: Every day he had.
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  Speaker 1: Drop the mic, Steve.
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  Speaker 6: That was great, paying for the mics and he can drop.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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