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Junior's Birthday and Off To France - 07.18.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all song, looking back to back down, giving them mong
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  Speaker 1: just like amazing buck bum things. And it's touby do
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  Speaker 1: me true good to the hardy listening to me, to
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  Speaker 1: each other for stood, quickley, why don't you join? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by joint be doing me. Honey, don't break. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turn. Yeah, you're going to you. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you to turn about turn you love, you got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn, want to go? Comey, come on
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  Speaker 1: your back now, h ill, good morning about it? Y'are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice? Come on dig and nah one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harley got a radio show? How good
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  Speaker 1: is God? Man? Sometimes I just I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: just trip on it. Sometimes I think of all of
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  Speaker 1: all the mistakes I've made, man, all the bad decisions
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  Speaker 1: I came up with. Boy, I didn't came up with
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  Speaker 1: a truckload of them, y'all for real. And it's grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy. Man just keeps allowing me to exist and
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  Speaker 1: allows you to exist. To see if you're listening, if
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  Speaker 1: you can hear me, then you know you've been allowed
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  Speaker 1: to exist also. And you know you you've been through
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy are allowed to still be here in
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  Speaker 1: spite of you know, um a lot of decisions we
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  Speaker 1: may cause us to be in the predicaments. Win. I
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  Speaker 1: think we all are dult enough to realize that, I
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  Speaker 1: would hope so anyway, Uh, you know, it's amazing when
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  Speaker 1: you meet people who when every time something wrong with
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  Speaker 1: them is always somebody else's fault. They did this to me,
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  Speaker 1: or they did that to me, or somebody said this
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  Speaker 1: and this cause this, and I don't know why, I
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  Speaker 1: can't get nobody I can trust and I don't know why. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you peel back the banana, oftentimes, really
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  Speaker 1: you can always find a role that you had in
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  Speaker 1: every situation. Now, I'm not saying that there are not
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  Speaker 1: things that are per chance to come upon you, because
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  Speaker 1: that some evil people out there and just do stuff
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  Speaker 1: till you ain't done nothing. I ain't talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about if you really peel back to banana.
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  Speaker 1: We've made decisions oftentimes to get us in the predicament.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're in a bad relationship, you know,
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  Speaker 1: remember somewhere in the beginning, you you pick that person,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, you do have to remember that part
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  Speaker 1: of it, your role in it. Why why Lord, you
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  Speaker 1: keep sending these people my way? Excuse me, God didn't
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  Speaker 1: send nobody your way. Try to remember you picked them.
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  Speaker 1: Just try to remember that part and so in owning
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  Speaker 1: up to your end of the deal. Here's what helped
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  Speaker 1: me the most in my life with my mistakes, my errors,
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  Speaker 1: my flaws, my failures. This is what helped me the
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  Speaker 1: most is the fact that God is forgiving. And God
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  Speaker 1: is a god of second, third, fourth, fifth, six chances.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he'll give you chance after chance. If God
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  Speaker 1: was God just gave you one chance, we'd all be sunk.
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  Speaker 1: If he just gave you two times to get it wrong,
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  Speaker 1: we'd all be sunk, all of us. But He is
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  Speaker 1: a forgiving god on so many levels, a thousand times,
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  Speaker 1: one thousand times of thousands. If it's necessary, he'll forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Now, there's also some consequences with our actions
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  Speaker 1: that should cause us to straighten up and not have
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  Speaker 1: to be forgiven for the same thing ten thousand times. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you know, if you got had
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  Speaker 1: to get set down for a major major felony, a
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  Speaker 1: major major crime, and you gotta sit down for do
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  Speaker 1: some time. That time is supposed to give you a
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  Speaker 1: moment of pause where when you get out, you don't
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  Speaker 1: do that one again. You know, you know, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not talking about the extreme, but I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking about, you know, the mistakes and as that we
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  Speaker 1: make in life. I think his grace and mercy, the
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  Speaker 1: way that He forgives us allows us to get back
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  Speaker 1: up here is the thing that has really really helped me.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't let your mistakes bog you down, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't let your sins, your mistakes, your errors, your
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  Speaker 1: slip ups, your mess ups, if you don't let it
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  Speaker 1: break you down, if you don't let it define you,
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  Speaker 1: and if you don't let it stop you. That's the
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  Speaker 1: greatest gift, one of the greatest gifts you can get
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  Speaker 1: from God. That is not allowing all of your mistakes
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  Speaker 1: to stop you from forward product us, to bog you down,
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  Speaker 1: to make you lay down. All well, I guess that
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  Speaker 1: if I did that, I guess I must not be
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  Speaker 1: no good. Listen, we didn't all done that some form
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  Speaker 1: of that. See sin and seeing in God's eyes, that's
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  Speaker 1: the cool thing, you know, So you know we'll at
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  Speaker 1: least I ain't there, so I ain't that type of person.
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  Speaker 1: Hey they did this, Hey, hey man, seeing and seeing
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  Speaker 1: the guy. You know, we all we all fall short
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  Speaker 1: somewhere around along the line. But you can't let it
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  Speaker 1: bog you down to the point where it stops you
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  Speaker 1: or it defined you. Because the reason that the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: can't define you is because we are all a work
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  Speaker 1: in progress, and that we all have made mistakes, but
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  Speaker 1: we all learned from the mistakes, and the mistakes and
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  Speaker 1: the failures are often very valuable gained experiences along the way,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what they for. You know, Look, when you're
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  Speaker 1: a little baby and you start learning how to walk,
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  Speaker 1: when you first let go of that coffee table, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it all the way over there. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall set down, and then you're just gonna crawl
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  Speaker 1: on over the well. And then after a while you
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  Speaker 1: know somebody to get on the other end, and they
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  Speaker 1: call you, and you take a couple of steps and
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  Speaker 1: you almost get there, and your fall and then you
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  Speaker 1: crawl the rest of the way. Well, if the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you let go of the coffee table as a
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  Speaker 1: baby and you fail, if you if that's what defined you,
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  Speaker 1: we'd all be crawling today. But that didn't define you.
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  Speaker 1: That was a valuable learned gained experience alone the way
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  Speaker 1: to taught you this. And life is full of those falls.
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  Speaker 1: Now they become a lot more severe, and the older
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  Speaker 1: you get, they become a lot more They come with
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  Speaker 1: a lot more consequences the older you get. But it's
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  Speaker 1: the fall is the same. It's still the fault you fel,
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  Speaker 1: you fail, And the thing of it is that that
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  Speaker 1: allows you to get back up, as God is forgiving
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  Speaker 1: and if you don't, if you take accept the forgiveness,
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  Speaker 1: you can move on. What a lot of people do
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  Speaker 1: and what they think when I'm trying to get to
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  Speaker 1: the day is when you make a mistake and and
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  Speaker 1: you ask God for forgiveness and he forgives you. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to allow other people to bog you down
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  Speaker 1: with that mistake. Every time they see you, they bring
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  Speaker 1: it up. They want to hold you accountable to your
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  Speaker 1: flaws and your mistakes. No no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no. You have got to let it go.
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  Speaker 1: If God has forgiven you, but some people won't, then
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  Speaker 1: you're maybe you'll just move away from them. People see
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  Speaker 1: because it's people if if you if you let people
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  Speaker 1: define you by mistake you made, that's their way of
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  Speaker 1: not allowing you to move on, not allowing you to
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  Speaker 1: say you've grown from that, or not allowing you to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: well that changed me. That's the thing in my life
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  Speaker 1: that taught me the lesson I needed to learn. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got people trying to beat me up about my
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  Speaker 1: past all the time. I refuse to allow that to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Because if God has forgiven me for my mistake, for
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  Speaker 1: my sins, for my flaws, then then who are they?
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  Speaker 1: Who are they to keep They're gonna they're gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: writing about it. No, no, no, no, man, you can
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and write about it, But they ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. Congratulations, great story. And you
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  Speaker 1: got to understand that the same way. And then see
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  Speaker 1: the second part of it is the reason that I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to move on is when somebody strikes me, somebody
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  Speaker 1: do dirt on me, I've learned to forgive them a
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  Speaker 1: lot faster now so so so I can be forgiven.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a line in the Lord's Prayer that says,
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  Speaker 1: uh forgive us. Our trust passes as we forgive those
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  Speaker 1: who trust pass against us, or some some people say
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  Speaker 1: forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors. That's
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  Speaker 1: I've had it both ways. But my my favorite is
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  Speaker 1: forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who
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  Speaker 1: trust passed against us. So that means when I go
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  Speaker 1: to God, I am asking God to forgive my trustpasses. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you what you're asking God to do is forgive you
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  Speaker 1: when you trespass, when you cross the line, when you
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  Speaker 1: go outside the morality clause, when when you don't, when
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  Speaker 1: you commit us it, when you do something wrong to somebody,
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  Speaker 1: when you hurt somebody's feeling, you're asking God to forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: But then the prayer is to forgive us our trust
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  Speaker 1: passes as we forgive those who trust pass against us.
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  Speaker 1: So when somebody come to you and say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I did you wrong, I mean, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got to let out. We gotta take our knee off
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  Speaker 1: their neck. So I've learned to forgive people a lot
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  Speaker 1: quicker man, And that might help you down in your
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  Speaker 1: quest to get up and move on, to let somebody
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  Speaker 1: else get up and move on every time you see him.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to hate on him every time you
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  Speaker 1: see him. It ain't got to bring no rise up
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  Speaker 1: in your spirit. Hey, man, I forgive you. Let it
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  Speaker 1: go down't mean we got to be friends and hang out.
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  Speaker 1: But I forgive you. I don't. I don't have reaction
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  Speaker 1: to you no more that might help to all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just throwing it out. You're listening. It's Tuesday, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. It is the Nephew Tommy Show,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Tuesday. Like that it gives Nephew Timmy Timmy Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready, you know, you know this. You know Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: I'm me and being Junior were in Delaware. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's Southern Fried, this coming, this coming
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  Speaker 1: Saturday night, and is everybody in Philadelphia and around the
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  Speaker 1: way me and Junior coming to town with our boy
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  Speaker 1: straight upbout the Houston Southern Fried Comedy. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to miss it. Tickets on sale. So good morning everybody, ladies, morning,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Everybody's happening, baby boy? Good are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday? Happy? Yeah? Hey, it's my birthday, so um
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  Speaker 1: just happy. So I'm really excited about the food on
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  Speaker 1: my act today. Thank you? Yes? Are you brand? New again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure to come on now, get one of these
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  Speaker 1: a year. Ye gotta had a cake that says happy birthday,
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  Speaker 1: sick of seals. So I hope I don't enjoy that
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  Speaker 1: because I can't eat cakes. Oh yeah, we go sick
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  Speaker 1: and died right after sick and die. But I thought
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  Speaker 1: about you, man, I thought about this that comes it is.
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  Speaker 1: Promise you. I'm gonna take the cake though it right
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  Speaker 1: down your throa seven many more to you man, still
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  Speaker 1: met diabetes. Yeah, it's just me and Jay arguing. People
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  Speaker 1: don't take these personal. Yeah, you die bet into the
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  Speaker 1: sick cell. People don't take to get a J six cells.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all calm down, stand down, throw it down, throw up
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  Speaker 1: the dtail down. Yeah, y'all stand down. Well, don't mean
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  Speaker 1: no harm down dat. This is really really ignorant you guys,
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  Speaker 1: this show right here all right? So Junior, what do
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  Speaker 1: you want for your birthday? I want gift wise, of course,
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  Speaker 1: my grandmother's g German chocolate cake. If I can get
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  Speaker 1: ahold of that, really, man, it's good man. If I
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  Speaker 1: could get that today, I don't need nothing else, really, shade, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, take the slice, slimon and what it tastes
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  Speaker 1: like I could try to make one. I could try
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  Speaker 1: to make one for you. Not in the same city construction.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go back to no no, no, no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. Hey, they have directions on the box and
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  Speaker 1: it can't be that hard. Okay, but then, why haven't
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  Speaker 1: you done it? I've seen shutting. You're apot put shot
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  Speaker 1: said it into name. Going to make that a project
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  Speaker 1: because you're such a sweetheart, you such a gentleman. A
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  Speaker 1: German cake, Joyce's hiving, he's done. Getn't see hartly nine
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  Speaker 1: Erman kill German cake. Even I shouldn't get enough cheese.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up, whatever you guys, coming up, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do shop talk. It's time for the barbershop. Check
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  Speaker 1: out the barbershop. See with the guys are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with something funny right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: time let's go to the barbershop. I'm sure it's an
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  Speaker 1: interesting conversation going on with the fellas, but you know what,
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  Speaker 1: y'all just stupid. Look look, look, look this slam talking,
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  Speaker 1: this slim talking. When you're stupid, You're stupid. Everybody looked
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  Speaker 1: stupid and crazy. I'm telling stupid and crazy a something. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I already know how stupid and crazy. Don't may even
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  Speaker 1: bother me, you stupid and credit because everybody know everything
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  Speaker 1: in the world know. The sweatst movie ever made, ever made,
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  Speaker 1: the sweating movie made Time to Kill Me, Kill Time
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  Speaker 1: to Kill Sammy Jackson sweat through the whole damn movie.
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  Speaker 1: He sweat through the whole movie. He sweat inside outside.
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  Speaker 1: He's positive. That's not the sweatiest movie. Black Snake Moaned
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  Speaker 1: was the sweatiest movie. I didn't ever say the movie,
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  Speaker 1: but I had Samuel. That's been sweating movie. The Sweating
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  Speaker 1: Another another sweating movie. We're Loood Diamond Blood Diamond Sweating.
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  Speaker 1: That movie a lot of sweating. That movie, No, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: On the Plane was a sweating movie. You just couldn't tell.
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  Speaker 1: But Samuel was sweating there too. It was almost that
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  Speaker 1: they didn't have air conditions on that plane. The movie, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling beyond switching sweatist movie I know of all
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  Speaker 1: time roots that root. One time in the light you
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  Speaker 1: were rating and coming down. Now wait a minute, now
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  Speaker 1: Jango was a sweated movie. Now Jango, once again you
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  Speaker 1: had white people sweating in that movie. Yeah, you can
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  Speaker 1: see they kept normally don't see white people treat the
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  Speaker 1: black white folks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's tweeting like white folks. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: never the greatest, the greatest pimp movie I've made. The
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  Speaker 1: greatest pimp movie ill made all time? Now movie mad
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  Speaker 1: pimp movies. That ain't the one. It was the stupid
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  Speaker 1: crazy better the mac. Yeah my life. I have been
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  Speaker 1: talking about the back. But if you're pipping, why are
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  Speaker 1: you in the barbershop all the time? Just his headquarters.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's coming in, give you no money or nothing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how you know you sleep hairtime, you sleep and slipp
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got saying about that. You're always looking at
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  Speaker 1: yourself in the mirror. You'allt even wantch me. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: work here, all I want to know where y'all and
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  Speaker 1: we even get a hair cut. You just come in
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  Speaker 1: here and sit around every day. Yeah, there's a place
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  Speaker 1: to hang out. That's what bobber shops me to hang out.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody don't want to help that stuff in here. Don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody else you anywhere? You gotta shoeshine standing there. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen nobody shine over there and even just
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  Speaker 1: sit up in there. They just sit in there all
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  Speaker 1: right when they can't sleep. Why aren't so much dost
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  Speaker 1: on your chair? Clients come on Mondays. My clients come
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  Speaker 1: on Monday. Oh Mondays, shop Monday. I'm open on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: But I just be here during the week to manage
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  Speaker 1: the shop. You gotta understand how I work. His class
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  Speaker 1: wanted say'd cut and he just cricket. They walked out shop,
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  Speaker 1: just surprised. One question. Another question Mikeael Jackson, greatest video,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson greatest video. Remember the time and sud down? Michael.
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  Speaker 1: Michael made up being down? Kiss him? I said, but
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  Speaker 1: it's what bad we need? Turned to the wolf the
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  Speaker 1: wolf Man, that thriller, The wolf Man. He was a
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  Speaker 1: wolf man. He went to the movie and the movie
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  Speaker 1: scared him so bad. He come out. He turned to
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  Speaker 1: the wolf man. What movie was were you watching? That was?
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  Speaker 1: That's what we said. You hear your heart of heredy
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  Speaker 1: when he was watching when he became the movie he
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  Speaker 1: was watching, I don't know what it was, but he
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  Speaker 1: came outside and turned to the wolf man. Yeah, remember
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: that movie, came outside and turned to the wolf man.
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  Speaker 1: How many times you're gonna say this, as I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: have a time. I understand it was a movie where
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  Speaker 1: he was watching the movie and he come outside turned
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  Speaker 1: to the wolfman. Well move was that? Whatever? I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you what movie was he watching when he came outside
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  Speaker 1: and turned it? Not the movie what he was watching himself?
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  Speaker 1: And you asked what movie he was watching when he
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  Speaker 1: was on the movie? Right, question is what movie was
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  Speaker 1: he watching when he turned to the wolf and he
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  Speaker 1: came outside, Sweden Santa's already The movie he was watching
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  Speaker 1: when he turned it to the wolfman when he came
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  Speaker 1: outside was thriller. The thriller was the video. I know
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  Speaker 1: that was the video, but that was the movie too.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna watch the movie? And didn't make up
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  Speaker 1: video about no still watching the movie? In there with
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  Speaker 1: the girl in the middle of the video, he talking
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  Speaker 1: about that movie. Yeah, what movie was that? It ain't thriller? Butt,
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  Speaker 1: And let me ask you something. What different would make
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  Speaker 1: what movie he was watching? It made it different? Because
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a point. And if I can't
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  Speaker 1: make a point because y'all ignorant, you don't know what damning.
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  Speaker 1: The point I'm trying to make is what movie was
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  Speaker 1: he watching when it came outside? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what movie. But but you don't never make
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  Speaker 1: no points in here. No, I can't make a point
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  Speaker 1: if you don't know what I'm talking about. So I
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  Speaker 1: just tald the movie he was watching when it came outside.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't what I'm saying. Let'm not listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me listen. I'm trying to make a point. The
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: point is, do get right down. The point is. The
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: point is, do you, Hudson take the point? The point is?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: This is this simple. What I wanted to know. What
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I wanted to know is what movie was he watching
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: when it came into the wolf Man? Tell me that
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: thrill Quit saying thriller is not thriller. Thriller is the
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: video that we watch. He's not watching. And I just
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: say something, You can I just say something. Let me
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: say something, he says, saying I'm trying to make a point.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I know you're trying to make a point, or you're
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: not gonna get this point made if the boy keep
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: thriller it' you know what. I don't want to talk
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to him. I'm gonna talk to you. I need to
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: make a point. The point is the point of dude,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: what movie was he watching when he came outside? Turned
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to the wolf Man and quick saying, thriller board he
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: was watching when the game he was eating? Fool. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what. You can't be in a movie and
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: watching the same movie, Jad, Tam, We gotta go. You're
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, miss, and we'll be
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: here with our national news and headlines. But of course,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: before we get to that, as always, the nephews in
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the building with run that prank back? What you got?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: What's up? You're mad? Joe Bro? What are you talking about?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Your mad? Joe Bro? I was like, what, No, how
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: did Mary? You're married? Joe brother? Bro? It's hello, Hello,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach this is she Hi Cormen, My
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: name is Keith. Keep from calling you from the insurance group? Hi?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: How are you good? You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Okay? You guys actually put applications and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: actually winning and get your physicals done for life for insurance, right, yeah, yeah,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay. I actually I'm calling you from the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: insurance group. I have you all lab results and everything
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: as far as your physicals and blood cuts and things
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: talk to both of you guys at the same time,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you and Harvey. Is that possible? Um? Well, sure, he's
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: right now, but I can get him on the phone. Okay,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it will be Uh it would be kind of easy
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: if I kind of explained everything to both of you
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: guys at the same time as that. If that's okay? Okay,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: some wrong? Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I think
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I need to just try to bring a few things
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: that you guys attention. But I think you know, after that,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: it's pretty much you guys decision on what you do.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But I just wanted to let you know a few
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: things about you know, the results and things of that nature. Life, insurance,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the whole nine yards. Okay, okay, well here, let me
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: stop talking to him on the phone. Hey, babe, Hey, sweetheart.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: UM look, I got the insurance people on the line.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: They want to try to get both of us on
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: the phone, uh, to talk to us about the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: are you doing this is keep keep from the insurance group?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Good with that? Nicky, good, good, listen. Um,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you guys a call and kind
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: of follow up. And you guys did physicals and blood
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: tests and the whole nine yards, and I wanted to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: give you guys a call. It's kind of better if
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I talked to both of you guys at the same time. So,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: do you have a minute that we can actually use
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a kind of get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: back everything, and I kind of got a few questions
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: long have you guys actually been married. We've been again
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: three years, okay, now, prior to being married three years?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: How long did you guys know each other before you
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: got married? About five and a half five six kids?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: About si kids? Okay, you guys have been knowing each
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: other pretty close nine years now altogether. Yeah. Are you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: actually from the same hometowns? You grew up in the
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: same hometown? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up. I mean,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: if I'm I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: this about the insurance or well, I mean there's a
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: two things that's that actually uh puzzling, Carmen that we
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: need to this this this is actually didn't want to
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: bring you, guys. I mean we have to. I have
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to actually give you this news. Looking at our records,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: looking at all the test results, and let me be
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the first to tell you that we run these results
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: over and over and over trying to make sure we
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: are completely a hundred and right. Okay, it's a problem
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it's indicating that you guys are related. And nine times
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I attend you are you guys are siblings? Old man? What? Ok?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And I understand the shot. It took me. It took
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: everything I had to make this phone call. I did
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: not want to make it. But looking at our records
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and we went over these records over and over and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and and the blow works told us that you guys
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: are actually siblings. Man, what are you seriously? This is
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: not a this is not a laughing matter, not a
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: joking matter. You know, Like I said, I did not
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: want to call with this information. What you did make
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: the call? Man? Look, you I don't know what you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: need to go back and and and double check your
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: records or something, because we've been married three check with
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the lab, man, can you check with the lab? And
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like Paul is back and I and I and I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: knew those questions would have come up, and we we
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: went over it. We went over it and over and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: over it. Y'all need to go over again because maybe
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I got this. You made the call and this gotta
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: be wrong. So what you need to do is make
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: another call and call the lab and call us back
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: and let us know that you either thought they made
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: a mistake of a you're talking about me and my wife,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and I understanding hard alright. Let me ask you this
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: is it possible, you know? And this is just a question.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: maybe knew each other at some point And what you're
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: saying to my mom and dad, that's some straight look
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: at You need to have go back and do whatever
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you need to do. But I tell you what you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: said something like that again. I tell you my back's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be coming down that beach O. I'm saying that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: like that, hold on, baby, baby, baby baby, I hold on.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe I got this hold on I got baby. I
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: gotta baby, I gotta how you're gonna call me with
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you what you don't know what? Some people do like that,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: but that ain't I don't under doing sirs bringing you
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: the result, Well, I should bring me results in personally
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: that I wanted you. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, sure,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: even if you beat the messenger at the end of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the day, that's still your sister. At the end of
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna want you. I don't care what
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: he's talking about. Nothing. He ain't my damn brother. I
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: got it. I'm gonna find out whatever jubercal you in
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call me talking about brother. It's my wife.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I am telling that something somewhere down the line, somebody
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: made a mistake and you guys a brother and sister
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: got married. I'm not as far for that. Well, let
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: me say you don't make the mistake of college. He's
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: in one of these numbers again and your life. So
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I got one off result. I still need to get
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you got all that all like you've been talking about them,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: but you got to say now that's gonna be wor.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: The only other touch result I have, ma'am, is that
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this is nephew, till me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I like, I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: got one thing. I got to ask both of y'all,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
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• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Keep on? Oh my god. This weekend, it's going down Delaware.
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  Speaker 1: We are coming to town Southern frid comedy style. All
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  Speaker 1: the boys out of age Town, Me Junior and all
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  Speaker 1: our crew are coming to Delaware. The South is coming
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• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Get ready, babe, the nephew was coming to tell him
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to be stuffy. Twenty ninth. I would be in the building, Tommy.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: We're going north. It's northeast. There's north north, but it's
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: north of us. We're gonna have to Chicago. Hey, we're
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  Speaker 1: free we're free. He did he sound like we was running?
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  Speaker 1: Yes on the ground rate, Yes, what's the way he
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  Speaker 1: When everybody in person in this lad they always haven't
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  Speaker 1: to be one loud. I'm gonna be cotton, but I'm
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: gonna be loud. Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is Junior's birthday. Thank you, plus uh, Monica, Carla,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: surely that would be me. We're all heading to Paris.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Friends were good. Yes, we're yeah, definitely yes, yes. Did
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you all want to contribute to the parent shopping called Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: just so we're gonna pass around the hat so you
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: all feel it in your heart day right now, be
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: making over here. I'm painting it on me. We're going
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: over there to hang out with Steve. We're gonna meet
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Steve over there. Thank you, thanks guys. So yeah, Steve
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: taking the ladies over there like a tam a tam
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: like a beret thing tam. Yeah. Okay, And I'm praying
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: for y'all. That's what I'm praying for. Safe travels and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: everything's no problems. That is most important to me. Y'all
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: got the I need y'all back home, come back, want
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: your well appreciate that. And as we travel, j Any,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: you travel a lot. Uh you have any travel tips
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: for us? Don't argue with that was the ts with
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: those people. You know, they have their own little world.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: They can stop you on your flight. Yeah, do not
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: argue with them at all. Okay, don't argue if they
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: said open your bag, open your bag if you got
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: anything special. But I know you ladies probably don't need anything.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: But if you have ship that but if you have
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: special things, things that you yeah, don't ye know, you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: know what, let me tell you something. Surely the last
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: time we went to Paris with Steve. Okay, so the
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: flight coming back j International domestic, I had to stop
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: change planes in Atlanta because I was actually traveling to Houston,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and it changed plays in Atlanta, and I purchased some
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: wine at the Charles de Gaul Airport in Paris. Okay,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: get on the flight, go to Atlanta. Well, I was
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: supposed to check that wine in my bag and then
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: get it domestic meeting. I couldn't carry it off the plane.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Once I arrived to Atlanta. I didn't know that, so Jay.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: When I got to T s A, they said, what's this?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I said, wait, wait, wait, that's French one. They look
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: right at me and threw it away. The coldest one
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I ever seen. The coldest one is dude, And I
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: felt so sorry. He's traveling right. He had a large tube,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: large tube preparation age. You're only supposed to have a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: certain You're only supposed to have a large too. It
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: was like, can I just squeeze somehe right now? I
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: need my hand. If I just get just a little,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: would say anything. Okay, let me say this. This is
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: this is this is like the biggest one I can
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: brag on. I'll go through security. I gets stopped and
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the man say, do you have something in your mid section?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I said, nah, I ain't got nothing. He said, no,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: there's something being picked up, but something there. I said, okay, cool,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: but I don't have no. I just got from warm
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: my pants and I'm looking at the screen and it's
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: my private He's saying there's something there. I said, noah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's me. What yes, I say, that's me.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Look to God. I promise you'all and I get through security,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: and I tell you about I get through security. I
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: tell my wife, I say, say you blessed girl. You
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: ain't know that you that daddy, daddy got it going
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: on like this. What I'm telling you, why is your
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: lips twisted? Introduced and I'm boy embarrassed right now? Introduce
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: people won't share your blessings. Coming up, It's time for
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• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Oh well, this is a trip for the news. Let's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: just switch to a little more serious fame. Public outrage
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in Minnesota over yet another police killing. This time, the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: victim was a young Australian woman who neighbors state towards
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: yoga and meditation. Cops respond to a nine one one call,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: they say about a possible sexual assault late Saturday night,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and that one of their officers shot and killed the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: woman shortly after they arrived at the scene. The woman's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: fiance is understandably distraught and bewildered. It was Justine who
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: called nine eleven on Saturday evening reporting what she believed
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it was an active sexual assault occurring nearby. Sadly, her
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: family and I have been provided with almost no additional
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: information from law enforcement. Regarding what happened after police arrived.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Police press him in Aneapolis say that there's no video
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: tape of the incident because the officers involved had not
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: activated their body cameras. By the way, justin Rup Diamond's
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: killing just one more recent high profile police killing in
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the Twin Cities. Last year, an innocent man named Philandro
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Castile was shot and killed by a police officer during
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: a traffic stop, and the jurors acquitted him. Looks like
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the Fat Lady is sung on yet another Republican attempt
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: to get rid of Obamacare. The vote was being postponed
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: until Arizona Senator John McCain was fully recovered from an
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: operation that he had because with his vote then the
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: GOP would have just the fifty votes needed to bring
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the measures to the Senate floor for debate. But now
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: two more Republicans say they can't support this bill either,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: even though it's strongly backed by the President. So that's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it for now. Now Republicans may just try to just
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: get well the President wants the Republicans just get rid
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: of obama Care completely and start all over again. Sad
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: News horror fans MovieMaker George Romero has died. He created
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the modern zombie genre with his film Night of the
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Living Dead Total of the Living Day. Georgia Merrow's films
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: really notable for having strong black men as leads and survivors.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Other Hollywood horrorflicts always killed off their black characters, usually
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: right away. Georgia Merrow was seventy seven years old. Today
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  Speaker 1: is a National Listening Day, which I'm glad you're celebrating
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: by listening to us. And it's National ice cream Day.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Eugenea Butterfly twenty minutes after the hours, stay choose Steve
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: take it away? Do you think baby? Oh yeah, everybody
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: around the world, it's time. Good morning to my public. Um,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I know you're not still manna, no, no, last we
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: go with? Okay, you let it go. Say what's going
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: on to day? What do you have attitude? Now? Because
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: there's something rotten in Denmark? Yes? So now every by
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: the going their parents. But me, yeall know, I like
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the shop I was shopping with out the last time
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: we went the parents, but so this time I haven't
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: been invited. Why you have to ask? He invited the ladies.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He invited us. Y'all got first class. Yes, y'all got
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: first class accommodations. Y'all got shopping money. We're working on that,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: working on it. I mean, we have to. But at
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, didn't nobody to say we
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: need to bring Eugene with us to go shopping? What
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: us did anyway? Did you say it? Are you talking
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to me you directly? Yes, because your tone ain't nobody
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: by that time? Did you say you just say I'm
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: gonna go over here and I want to tell Steve
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that Eugene need to go with us. Did you do that?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Sure to stop here. Look at me when
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, Look at me. Did you I
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: say Steve, we need to take Did you say Steve,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: we need to take Eugene? Antoine went out? Did you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: see it? No, I didn't say that, but I didn't
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: say it. Not her big head? And did you I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: did you not vouch for me? Yell out? Yell at out?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: She said, yes, thank you, thank you so much, maby
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. But you open to I can't stay. Well, see,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: here's the problem, butterfly, you have to be happy about
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: our blessings. You know, I'm not happy. Other people's right,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you gotta be happy. You're so bitter. That's not a
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: good look. Better because everybody I always to be happy.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: But me, I told Gene, I'll tell you, man actually
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: wanted you to go to Paris. I did, yeah, but
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: well not really the pair, but up to the airport
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: to see y'all officer, so he could he could push
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the plane away from the gate because he got strong camps,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and I think that'd be good for him to do,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to see y'all go away. You know, we just pushed
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the plane. You don't start because I have planned the
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: whole evening for your birthday. Don't do that. Don't do
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: that evening playing for your birthday. So so you are
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a very giving the butterfly. You have planned for him,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I want to hear. Yeah, we gotta do a lot
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: of things. He's gonna have a massage, a hot stone massage, okay.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm not sending him to know spine place and
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. I'm doing everything myself. So thank you.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Thirty four after the hour, it's comedy Roulette with Jay,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Jr. You're listening to the stry Morning Show.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It's time for our one
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: of our fastly Yeah, we love this, We love this one.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: It's called comedy roulet. Uh, this bit is called comedy roulette.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: So Jay explain it to. Here's how it goes. The
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: show is full of comedians, great comedians, were all out
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: there on the road traveling. But we get tested. But
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: we don't get the respect up in here. We should
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: get up in here. So here's how we're gonna do it. Okay,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: show you how good we are. Get five subjects. Put
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: them on the wheel, spind the wheel, where have it stop?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: We can do time on it. That's okay. One after
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: the BAMMI alright, alright, I'm gonna give you the topic.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: How about that. I'm gonna say it's up in here.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. First one post office, Okay,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down here, all right, going to the mall.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Number two, going to the love, going to the mall. Okay.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Number three, people who owe you money, that's okay. Number four,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: white people in their dogs. You got here's the fifth one,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: nasty food. All right, let's go spend a whale can
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning neasty food, nesty food,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: white people. People, all right, stop doing people who owe
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you money? I got it. I'll lead come on about
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: people who owe you money. You don't have somebody owe
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you so much money for so long you almost stay
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you owe them, you forget you know, you look at
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: this that Wait a minute, maybe I do owe them
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: money from you, like you did something to that. I'll
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing about people who owe you money?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: How come they your tightest partners we sent up at
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the fall were drank and we haven't dinner together? Laughing couse?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Then you say, hey, man, what about the cash? And
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: was like I got that, man, they'll pay their own
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: bill that night. Partners. How come people that owe you
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: money when you see them, they got an attitude with
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you about you owe you some money? Oh oh, we're
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: still talking about the four hundred dollar dog. Yeah, that's
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: what they were talking about. How people who owe you
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: money whenever you see them, they got on something new.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Know what? Just say, my mom, how much you favor that?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: A two hun? Don't you owe me to that? And
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like my people that owe you money they
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: don't remember the attitude that they had when they asked
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: for they asked for the money, they had a different tone.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You just helped me. I promise, I promise, I'm gonna
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: give it back to you. You just give me this
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: one shot. But the money they got a different attitude. Hey,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: you talking about who you think you're talking to you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get your money when I get you your money. Yeah,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like the way you talk like like that.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: They don't I owe you, but don't talk to me
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: like that. I got one. I got one point. Look,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: how come when you run into somebody that owe you
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: and you in the mall and they break down the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: runny because they don't want you to see there shop? Yeah,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I got they would ask you for amount that they
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: know you can give them to feel So, hey, man,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: could you let me seven dollars if I ain't never
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: even though? Yeah? Yeah, if I could just get seven dollars?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Strange if you get seven dot? How come people that
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: owe you money tell the people other people a different
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: story the money you that's true? Yeah? He I owe
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: him twenty dollars and now he acting funny to warn me. Yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: let me have a proper let me say this here.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: How come people to owe you money? Actually show up
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: and bring you the money that they owe, and ten
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: minutes before they getting ready to leave, asked to borrow
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: some of that money over here. I get you, Twitter,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: but I gotta take nine payments. Thank you guys. You
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: guys did great as always. We'll be back when neverew
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Tommy spraying phone call right after this. You're listening to
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: the hour. Today's strawberry letter. But first, come on, nephew,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Tommy was another one of these. Can I can I
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: pull from my arcade and just do something stupid? Yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: let's go. I don't know if you ever had this
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: problem to Anthony Brown child suppose support child support? Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: how you start whispering like that? Man? Manause, I'm trying
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to support it. Okay, let's go. Hello, Hello, my sweet called, Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: what's up? What was this? Just trusted man? Uh me
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: and uh me and me your X man me and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: we uh we've been kicking it for the last three months.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I'm man, I don't care about you. Didn't we're not together.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: We're not together, so why are you calling me? Okay?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: You're no, that's cool, right there. I understand all that
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you're calling me to tell me to child together something
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: with you. I don't care about what you do mean
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: not together, I don't. I don't give a damn about
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: what you Okay, okay, no, no, no player, I understand
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that what I was calling you about was, you know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you come behind like two or three months on the
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: on the child support man, and I told you I
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: was gonna handle this. I told her I was gonna
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: handle the situation, you know. So now I don't need
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you to handle nothing. You don't need to be worried
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: about about how many months I'm behind? Who the hell
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When can we
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you. First of all,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: don't you ever called my phone with that? You understand me.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Don't call my phone man, because I don't my daughter. Man.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to, I ain't trying to handle. I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: don't need you on my back, and I don't need
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: see on my back about no damn child sport because
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I do for my daughter, man. So don't call my
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: phone with that. Okay, Okay, Well, looking at is you're
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: working right, now. Man, you man, say, listen here, what
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: what what? What's your name? Rustic Press? What I'm saying
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: is you're working right now and I do whatever it
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: takes to take care of my daughter. Man, So don't
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you worry about my my job security and what I'm doing. Okay, Well,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: can I just come when I just come by there
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: whenever you get paid next time so I can pick
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: up you know the job. Man, You don't need to
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: come by nowhere. I tell you what here, You bring
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: your around. You come, I'm give you directions right now.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You bring your phone over here, because I want I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: want to see your calling my damn phone talking about
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: my damn daughter. And then we're looking out for the
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: well being of the baby. Man, That's what we do.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: What do you think I've been doing ever since she
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: came in as well? That's what I've been doing. Ever
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: since she got here. I've been looking out for her
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: well being and something. Come just getting a picture. You
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: want to tell me about my daughter well being? Get quite?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You're three months for her and then, man, matter of fact,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I do everything I can for my daughter. So for
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you to sit up here and call me talking about
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm three months behind I don't even keep up with that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I send money when I can. I do for my daughter.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I do for my daughter, be for I do for myself.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: So if I ain't got it to saying that means
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't got it at I don't. But give me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: a second and I'll go get it. But don't be
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: calling me about my daughter. Man talking about him three
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: months behind. Okay, we'll look you further. Of all, I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: ain't you know, I ain't working right now, so we
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: really need you to go on and get the money over.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, you ain't working, but
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm might here hustling. You're calling me about some money,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: but you over that land over most of y'all need
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to get out of y'all and do what the hell
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's too you,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: but it's one of me, and you want to come
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: to me with that. Man, I told I was gonna
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: handle this situation back being behind on this, you know
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: there's a little child to pull situation. That's all I'm saying.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I need you to go on on and give me
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: a date man on when we can expect a payment. Okay,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your over
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: here right now and come pick up the paytent. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: got it for you right now. You just tell me
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: what kind of call you drive so I know because
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: bust the wrong to put to my driveway by my stay.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I do everything for my daughter. My daughter don't have
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: no wants on the knees. I put shoes on her feet,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: colds on her back, footing or something. I do everything
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: for her. I don't need you, and I don't. My
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: daughter don't need you with. I pick up from school
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: every day and take her to her grandmother's house. So
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: a year, but I know two or three months behind
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: because she ain't with I. I can see if I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: went two or three months and she with That's another
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: thing uh with me and can't talking about. We're not
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: gonna need you to be checking her from the school
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: no more. I'm gonna be getting her from the school.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: And I wish I would catch your up with my
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: daughter's school. You ain't picking up my daughter. Man. I
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: don't even know who the hell you are. I told
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you my name is Preston. Man, I know Preston. I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: telling you what, man, I don't want you know where
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: near my daughter that I'm gonna talk right now because
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want you know where I near my daughter. Man,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you understand me, I don't want you know where near
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: my art. Man. If I came in here my daughter,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop yo. I'm gonna let my daughter know
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: he leave me and to help me, and the baby
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: is getting a long fine. Man. All I'm saying is
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: we just need you to send that running. Man. You hey, y'all, glass,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: y'all doing good because she'll anyway, But don't put my
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm just happy
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well, you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: need to get out and look in between your cheeks
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: and go find you something and find you a manhood.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Sitting up there property on the couch. He's help all
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: up pop tarts and I've only had two of them
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't supposed to be
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: having none of them because I bought that for my daughter. Man,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate you eating none of that over there.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: You need to get off here and feed yourself like
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably hill.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Let me try this here, man, I just want to
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: talk to you about our child. Man, our child. That
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: ain't your child. That's my I'm taking you ain't got
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: ey say, man. Don't you ever say that? Man, don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: just ever say that to me. Man. That is not
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: our child. Man, that's my child. Let me tell you something, man,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Put your here to this
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: phone real close. Man, I'm literal about my daughter. I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: trying to live like me, and that's what I'm trying
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: to do. You ain't been here the whole time. You're
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: trying to walk up in here and talk about an hour.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I'm a daddy, man. I'm just trying to be a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: good stuff for the man and get them to a child.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Report father. Y'all gotta get married first. You ain't no
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: man say, man say, I'm a talking in Helen. Listen,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I garrel you no no hold no no no, no, no,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: no no no no. You don't talk to you no more.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: getting with me. I told you I was gonna handle it,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna make me mad, not like I don't
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: told you. No, you don't talk no more. I'm talking whenever.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I won't care. We got a child together. You're just
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: gotten the pictures. You call. You don't talk. You talk
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: to me from now you talk to Preston. I'm a talking.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm hatty then with trust me. Hey, man, let me
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You don't call man, you deal with me?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Do you understand I'm telling I'm not dealing with you
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: with him? N you hear me. The only thing I'm
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: gonna deal with you is my foot up here. That's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: what I got. One more thing I need to say
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: to you, Man. I don't want to hear nothing else
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you got to say. Player. I didn't heard everything you
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: had to say. Let me tell you something, man, you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: want a job? We hired right now. I put you
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: with the man at charge. God, get you a job.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I don't nobody want to work with you. Man, I
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: don't like your out of You need to work with
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: somebody because you ain't working with nobody right now. I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: This you was listening, man, say with the hell you
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: gotta say? Man? That's his nephew timing from the Steve
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. And don't them say man, I don't care
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: who you are. I don't play about my daughter. Man,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: it's nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Oh man,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill this you all right? Oh no, man,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: because I don't play with by my all like that. Man.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: That's my world, man, that's my heart. Man. Man, alright,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this here. Man, what
• 54:09
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• 54:12
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• 54:18
  Speaker 1: let's pay our child support gentlemen. Yes, everybody, Yes, it's
• 54:23
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• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and some women have to pay child support. You're absolutely
• 54:32
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• 55:27
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• 55:30
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  Speaker 1: you here when we come back with yeah subjects my
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  Speaker 1: tiny husbands, I'll tell you God do alright out there. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: he said that too. Alright, subject my tiny husband, Dear
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. First off, I want to say that I
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: love my husband. He is a most kind and gentleman
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I have ever known. When we met, we dated for
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: a year without having sex. We had never seen each
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: other naked until marriage. After right there, you know it's
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: not about Tommy. After we got married and before we
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: started having sex, my husband admitted to me that he
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: was smaller than normal, if you know what I mean.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: But my husband. But comma, my husband is the size
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: of a five year old boy. I don't. I had
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to read that again. Uh, my husband is the size
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: of a five year old boy, not a picture. Those
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: those were yeah, I just got no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no no. We've got to read that
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: line again again. I don't. I don't want to embarrass
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: him like that. But it's not the size. Okay, but
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Size doesn't matter. But my husband? Where
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you where you get that from? I hate to interrupt
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: this letter, but you just keep saying stuff. Where you
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: get that from? It's not it's the motion in the ocean.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, That is a saying. It's not the size
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: of the ship. But it's the motion in the ocean,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: the ocean if you throw a boulder. Okay, but my
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: husband is the size of a five year old boy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: All Right, everybody clear now I'm gonna read on. Those
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: were his doctor's words, not mine. His wife says, yes,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: we went to a doctor and the doctor says that
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: nothing could be done. We have been married now for
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: seven years, and I am frustrated as heck. I confided
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: in my ex boyfriend and he is offered to help
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: me out sexually. But I know my husband would be
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: devastated if he found out. I am upset with the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: fact that my husband waited until I was deeply in
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: love with him to tell me about a shortcoming. So
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: would I be wrong to get some action on the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: side every once in a while. I do love my husband,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: but I have needs. What should I do? Please help God?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: This really is a tough one right here, because yeah,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: or is it? Yeah? Not really ja um, But but
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I mean it's a sensitive subject. You know, it's a
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: sensitive subject. Is a grown man who has an issue
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: with size, And you know I was gonna say, go
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to the doctor and see if there's anything they could do.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Some sort of prosthetic or something like that. But they said, uh,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: they went to the doctor and the doctor said nothing
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: could be done. I would suggest to you to get
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: a second opinion because I have heard of prosthetics or
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: something like that along those lines that men can can
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: you know, do to to help in that area. Um, yeah,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I think there was a news story about
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: a month or so ago, we did it on this
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: very show where there was a man that didn't even
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: have one, He didn't even have a penis, and we talked.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It was mid made national news and he fooled his
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: girlfriend for quite a long time. But anyway, yeah, this
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this is a major problem. Of course, you know you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you marry um to have sex with the man you
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: love and all of that. But I would suggest going
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: to another doctor seeing if there is something could be done.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, women get enhancements all the time. Your breast
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: enhancements we get, but injections we get all of this.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: So you know, why shouldn't men do the same things
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: if you know they need help in that area. So
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that is my suggestion to you. I would not suggest
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you getting some on the side right now, because you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: know that's a sultry. It's cheating. It's it's just cheating,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: and we don't want to go there, and it will
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: devastate your husband. And not you mentioned she's already getting
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: a little something, right, She's all right, come on, come on,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: you're so glad. I would think I wish. I don't
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: know who this lady is. I'm so glad I'm not
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: going through this. I'm so glad I don't suffer from this.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I would send her a picture, but I don't want
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: to eat the ball her memory on her phone. I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: don't eat the both giggle bytes either. With diabetes even,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I guess that's good to know. That's good to know,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you know what. Like I said, she's already getting little
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: something sad, so so that I'm sitting here. Yeah, I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: know what to tell. You know, get your boyfriend or
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: some does This is ground for divorce right here, This
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: is definitely grounds for divorce. Wouldn't you say some shilling?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I mean is that on the paperwork? Yeah? Yeah, you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: check in help for Richard for poor until death? Do
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: itsip some traps being sick? What about you're gonna have
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to cheat till we get where we're trying to go. Okay,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to get him to this doctor. I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: got a doctor Beverly Hills. He does all that stuff
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: and he can handle it. Dr Bang and no pun intended?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: But Dr Bang bang? Are you kidding me? Right now?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: That's the same as she's getting a little on the side, Joe,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: exact same kind of job. Dr Surely every inch is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: a cinch. Okay, Bang, Dr Bang, and take care of
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: this problem. I tell you he do this. Okay. He
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: does the breast enhancement for the ladies, the bucks and all.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: He in Beverly Hills. He's a He's a bad, bad
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: boy African dude. Dr Bang no pun intended? Can I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: promise you? How do you know? Dr? Oh no? Not
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: like no? Why are you looking at me, twisted adult?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, how do you know Dr Bang with
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: your friends? I met him doing I met him doing
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: another friend. But anyway, Dr Dr Bang, dran where you
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got to go? Losten get what you do? I want
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: you to fast somebody on the side for banging until
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: we get you to Dr Bang. Goodness, just bang till
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I get you to bang. Let's wrong with this. Okay,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: ban it out. More on this letter. We'll have more
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: on this letter. We'll be back subject my tiny husband.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy, you
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to finish your comments. I mean, I understand not
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: having sex before you get married. I get that part.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: But ain't this some kind of way you know? I mean,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: even when you're dancing and grind it ain't ain't you.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: It's some kind of way you can't. Yeah, there's something.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody touched nobody before we got me. You know
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: what I liked about the letter is that you read
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the plot where he says he's very nice. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: he's the most kind and gentleman I've ever known. When
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: that little you can't be me, you just can't be
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: really nice, you real nice, really nice. Fetching stuff. It's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: going to get me buying her stuff, fixing blades, Okay, okay,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: weld clothes. He's doing the most. Let me so surely
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: called y'all married. Let's say y'all just got married. Let's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: say nothing happened prior to marriage. Just get me and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: find this out. Honeymoon night? What do what do you do?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: From here? For me you immediately. We can't fix this immediately.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Bang has been nice? Sorrys nice knowing you know what
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: it's It's so important to a marriage. It's such an
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: important thing to a marriage, you know. I mean, this
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: is what breaks up a lot of marriages, you know, uh, sex,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: the lack thereof too much, you know, all of that
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff. You know. So, yeah, this is a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: major issue in their marriage. And that's why I suggested
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: going to the doctor because women do it all the time,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: and it's you know, men don't go into the plastic
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: surgeon as much as women. They're going more nowadays or
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: something like that. Can that be well, I mean, I'm
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: sure there's got to be some sort of prosthetic. Is
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that a real person, Tommas? Is that a real person?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I promise you Yes, I'm saying the name wrong. But
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: his nickname is Dr Bank. Oh, I say, surely. Yeah.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: If you can't get any help though, if it can't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: be helped, would you what would you would stay? Would
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you stay? Are you asking me personally? You know what?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I'd have to think about it, honestly, Carla, Honestly I
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: would because you took vows, you know, you know, I'm
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: serious about that kind of stuff. You just took vows.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not what, it's not how he presented himself,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I guess. But but but we ain't know nothing about
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: this here though. But I will tell you this, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: would probably I would probably know before we got to that.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I'll say that. I'll say that I would probably know
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: already before we got to that. And then you found out,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: then you break it up. You know, it's one of
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: those it's not you, it's me breakups. Yeah, if it was,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: if it was you know, evidence in court, they'd have
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: to throw it out. The lack of evidence. You know what, say,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: you just can't draw that. I just can't draw the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: land nor j J. I'll tell you what this is.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: You know, this is the same situation, really, yes it is.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: And I feel for the guy, not somebody what she
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: should do. But I think there's some things he could
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: do that could make it a little more interested to
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: what we don't focus on what the issue really is.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: She say anything about the size of a five year
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: old boy, Okay, you're gonna have to be a grown
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: five year old boy. When she laid down to bed,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: you run in the room dressed as a superhero naked
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and run around, run around, you come up all he
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: goes walk in the room, they stop and thend it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Then run out, then you come back in dress. Come
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: in there with a red nose and some clown she
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: was over, you know, get just do stupid with since
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: here or something like that. You know, don't don't just
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: go in there raging now thinks that fire. But you're
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: gonna need some distractions, get some extra twodes which when
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you come in there, you know, yeah, I mean, you're
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: you're right. This this is you know we're making fun
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: of this is a really serious, serious issue right here. Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: it's serious. Yeah, you know they're married. He's otherwise it's
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: the most and the one too bad. That power pat
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I mean pull up on in a power wheel. You
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: know what. I'm you at Costco every week with the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: batter push that right, I don't be don't be a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: better A lot of batteries at just rang them up
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: and what we're doing and just rang them up. She says.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: He's the most kind and gentleman. Look, you bel not
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: be mean. How you're gonna be you can't what you
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: what You're gonna get hard? Put my put you better
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: be homes by five. That's a Kevin Hart movie, Tommy,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: make it thrind. You better be home by fat you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: hear me. Yeah. My suggestion to her is just getting
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: so bullet in that house, looking for doctors that can
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: help you. I I just think there's something that can
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: be done about this situation. I tell you no motive.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Poti him not going to die in the bank. And
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: we got to start from seven. You at you ain't
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: us nothing to start a vegetarian when you get wet,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: we need some meet somewhere. Women do it all the time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: We get enhancements everywhere. Men can do that. Can't build
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: awful pimple. Hey see, the hormones is keepet in pretty good.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: You can pull it over by the police though they're
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: gonna think you had a sex thing. They're gonna be
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: fixing you. Uh, we got something going on here. Wait
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a minute, just can't wait. Huh go back to junior
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: where you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be home by five.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: You hit me and not a minute after if if
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you don't man with you. He's trying to crack the
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: whipping Yeah, saying fold him close. If you got time,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: give me some socks. I need some sacks today, if
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: you don't mind, they never going in make me something.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Start off loud, but it dip down real low. That
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: is an issue. If he's if he's great everywhere else
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: except that one place. It's time for you to get
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: off the foul. It's tour in the morning. If you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: ain't really talking about it, he could have a lot.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: He could have a lot and not know what to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: do with the two. That's the opposite. All right, Uh,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: let's move on. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody here, here we go. This is this
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: is the second We all need help here, you know,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: because we've known, we've been known to bust nows and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: split verbs. You know. It just it just really irks
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Shirley a lot. And I love you. But it's just
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the way. It's just the way we are. And so
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: we talk. I mean, that's that's what we did. I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: am the way I am. You all gang up on me.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I am the way I am. You guys are the
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: way I tell you? What how about you tell us
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: some things that you see in us that you that
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: you would like us to stop doing. Okay, all right,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: we're going down to eat before you know. Okay, yeah people, Okay,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this except to just
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: say it. When you eat watermelon, don't eat it down
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: to the rind. Don't do that in public? No, please, don't. Don't.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I hate to start off with watermelon. I hate to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: start it off with that one. When you eat, do
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: you even notice other people? You got to go down
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: to the round so when you know you have to
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: take the rond, put it all on your head and
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: get because it's good for bumps, and use a fork.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: That's all you can eat it, just slice to use
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: the fork. So what is this? This is like etiquette?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Is this like etiquette for blacks? Especially for you guys
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I work with, not for the whole yea, but so
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: certain what we are. You're supposed to stop at the watermelonded?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I mean how far I had in my phone to go?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: And you don't have to pick it up and put
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: it to your face and all of that. How you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: eat it and use a fork? J Okay, you have
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: not You have not see it right. You have not
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: gotten the taste of the watermelon. If you don't get
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: right through the green. All I'm saying all I'm saying
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: is using knife and fork. It looks better it presents. Okay,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I want you far you know. Okay, we're not going
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: to have a complete watermelon argument. Okay, before we pass,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: before we get head water man, let me ask you this. Yes,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: how do I spit these seeds when I get because
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I got to get him. My mom already told me
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: water grow with my stomach. So yeah, every boy, So
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: what do you do to see? Okay, I have a
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: solution for that, a remedy for that, just by seed.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Let's watermelons people. Hello, all right, let's let's move on.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Why don't think we'll ever agree with Okay, this is
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: for this is for my ladies. Okay, Carla, we don't
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: have this, but if you see it. I just want
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: to say, there's just a certain amount of tattoos that
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: you can have on your chest. Yeah, got room, though
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: you have to put all your baby, I have to
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: do that. I'm just saying the reason a lot of
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: people don't carry a wallet. Did you just read the
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: chance you could read the Holy Story? I ain't never scared.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: They got me down. Life are bad? What you know,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Tattoos are a form of what self expression rolling with
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: my set. Yeah right, yeah, I was watching this TV
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: show the other day. Somebody had they had tattooed hate
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: on their neck and so uh and so there were
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: no they had changed so they just crossed out the east.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: So now it's just hat. What does that mean? What
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: is that mean? No? Come on, it says there's so
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: much room up there. Yeah, I'm looking at you. I've
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: learned so much. You got six Yes, first I want
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: to read more about right just going across the top
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: part of your right heart. Yeah, Darren, Chris Marcus and
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: listening all my kids look at it that turn around.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: There's a limit. What is my name around? Oreo? What
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: they call areola? Stop? Okay? To older black gentlemen, belts
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: or suspenders? Pick one? No, no, no both just bad
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: break that. Just pick one. Just the belt or suspenders.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: They both do the same. And suspenders is the only
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: way to keep your pants hat. They're in lives and problem.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Why do they have to come under your breath, right
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: under your chest right here? No, let your zipper down
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: the sea out That mean your pants too? Damn that's
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: old school? Can I piggy back the old man? It's
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: something that I don't get them pocket that that top
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: that shirt pocket with them pins and what is that
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: up there that they have? They all go. They don't
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: know where you buy it. Got a couple of pads.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: It's like a pan or something in the top pocket. Man,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what. It's a temperature gauge up there,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: a tie pressure gauge up there. That all kind of stuff.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: They got a equipment. You need that because you don't
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: never do. You don't say that to you need that
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: makes up there magic markets because you don't never know.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: They got every situation. That's like insurance. They don't measure stick.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: You fold it out and try that in your pocket
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: and it weaves your poe. Good. That's not the issue.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: The issue that I got everything I need right good
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: to the restaurant that you say that now, But when
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: you need one got it total? Strangers broke down on
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: the side of the road and I got flat tie.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I gotta leak something. Can't
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: you tell me to check? I got it right here?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Check And when you put and when you put your
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: wallets in your pockets, guys, first of all, this should
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: be a certain amount of thickness of your water that's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: my issue right there, Jay, when you put it in
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: your pants pocket, it makes your butt looks so big
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: on one side, because your pocket if you want, if
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: you want it, don't make you look deform on the back.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: You got a small wallet we wear. That wallet's so long, Shirty,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: is because we wanted when the wallet not in there,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: to have the same shape, because we all wanted like
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: we got any you're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Yes, man,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: it feels good. I'm gonna bank you a cake. I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: want to see year figure out how to work my oven.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate your car. That all I have
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: to do is figure out how to turn on my oven.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Call it in the kitchen every day, every day, Shirley.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: You don't even pay your kids what you're doing in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen, Shirley, Well, I do have to hydrate myself, Junior,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I do have to drink water. Thank you. Wait, wait,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: let's get this the bottom of this birthday boy. Sureley,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: do you have any cake pans? Huh? Do you have
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: a mixer? Do you have any eggs? I do have eggs.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I do have eggs. Do you have flour? They've been
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: in it? No, you've never heard of a flowerless cake? Carla? Really?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Oh so you don't go like that with it? Okay,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: do you have the ingredients that you need to make
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: a flowerless cake? You don't have to have it at
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: the house. You could go to the store, Carla story,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: do not eat. Okay, you'll buy you a cake. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got that cake an white but earlier. Wait,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: but we asked Junior this earlier about the cake. So
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: your favorite cake is what Junior chocolate? You can make
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: that shilling if they have directions on the box. Let's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: go to the poem. Whatever you haters to listen. So
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: you know it's been it's been a lot of news
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: about black chinn yea, yeah, every time I turned TV
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: on Black China, black chin black chan What you got me?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Turn like this the poem I'm trying. I'm
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: trying to explore black black Chinna. You know it's poetics.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: You need a poem by black China. Ain't nobody else
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: wrote one. I'm the first one to Black China. Spend
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: some knowledge. Man. On second, they're always on some dark
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: glasses though, dark glasses, and you gotta pull your poem
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: out the pocket because that's what other poets do. Really, yeah,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: for no reason, Junior, this is Junior delth most even
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: go down the light? Yes you did, yes with sunglasses on?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: All right, we go. This is called black China. Oh
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: black China, Oh oh black China. You had to get
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: a Kardashian, didn't you. You? You didn't get a good one,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: ended up with a trash you want and didn't you?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Now tigging is your baby daddy, right right right? Didn't
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: you suspense Kylie? Right right right? If you read with
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: the people tweet huh huh, they don't think of you
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: too highly. So now you get Instagram pictures that at
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: first you said you liked when you was naked on
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: the pole, you had no problem, right, So amber Rose
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: is on your side. Okay, we see how this is going.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: And it seems like y'all best buds. The only person
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: in the mix I don't want to see naked Cait
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: and that would be a dud, right. I know y'll
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: probably didn't like it because it didn't ride, but so
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: did another jay Z songs. So that's right, But no pressure, man,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: you're throwing up. That's the yeah knowledge because it's your birthday.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Our fingers right, yeah, but show y'all something. Let me
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: just tell y'all something. What y'all just missed right there?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: So that's how I know I'm over. An elevated plane
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: does mean my potraits working because y'all didn't even get it?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Did you know what the problem is? You'll haven't elevated
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: y'allselves in a situation. It sucks. It's your birthday. That's
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: the only reason it did. You think that was poetic
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: justice right there? Tell you right now the first thing
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: I tell right now, I'm doing so good. I got
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: four haters at one time. I'm I did killing the game. Okay,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: can you just get the first first couple of lines again?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: That was my favorite part. Oh, black China, Black China.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: You had to get a kardash that's it. But you
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: didn't get you ended up with one. Okay, I trash you.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm telling you, Man Kardashian and did nothing. I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: thank you. Ja. Let's see them. They ain't even track
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: no time, no, no, Tommy, no, I'm smashing him. I'm
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: smashing you know what you should not. I don't even
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: like poetry. Stick to baking cake. Thank you? Get that.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: That's my next for him, Jake Shirley's baking cakes. I
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: got your five Okay, keep on, I'm not gonna bake it.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this poor I'm gonna be the greatest,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: poor black Case. I keep going playing with me. I'm
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: gonna make you. You don't get no cake cake here?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about these cakes for the rest of
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: the show, will you? Will you please rame for me?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: The Knicks, Tommy, they don't all rhyme. Okay, you're not
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: limiting you're limiting your potential in poetry if you have
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: to rhyme, that's so simple. Cat in the hat who
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: won't to do that? They don't take no effort. That
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: was good. The first part again, just consumed. Oh the
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: old called China. Did she'll hear this? Oh black China, Oh,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: oh black China. You had to get a kardash You
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: didn't get a good one, ended up with a trash.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: You want that taggers your baby daddy right right right?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: See one right wouldn't have been right there. It's like
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: you leave somebody all like, right right right, you have
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: no clue that this really sucks. Uh so Kardashian and
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: trash that that this trash she won car dash, she
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: won you rogue one? Where are you at? Man? Man?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I wish I knew, we wish we weren't here that
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: right now, I'll keep this up. You won't get another poem,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: that's right like, you keep it up, and you won't
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: get a cake from no, no, no no no. If
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I get my hands in your pockets and getting the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: rest of the papers out of that, you won't read
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: a number threatened me. I wish I would. Could you
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: a German chocolate on your birthday? Yeah? I don't understand.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, well, we'll be back after this. We
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: we really will. Oh boo. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Okay, listen to this guy's A new poll
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: finds that forty four million Americans have a side hustle. Okay,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: that includes people in this room. And that's the way
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: to make extra income. We know that, other than your
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: full time job. Not surprising, the most folks working the
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: side hustle are millennials, with twenty eight percent of them
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: earning income outside of their job. Alright, Eight six percent
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: of those who have a side hustle are working the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: gig at least monthly. At least they're doing it once
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: per month, with thirty six percent earning at least five
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars per month. Yeah, that's really going out. Yeah,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I know you guys do comedy, do this job and
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: then yeah you do stand your stand up on the weekends. Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: TV show. Joe has a club. J has a club.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: You know, my club close, but it's coming back. Wait
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: a minute, your club? What j it's closed right now.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I thought it was for remodeling. Honest to god, all
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: black club, I want to say, with a club close,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: what did I say? What are we closed? Everybody? When
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: they opened back up, this same vinyl floor you've been
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: walking over. The Jay Spot is an institution in l A.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: It will be Yeah, and with the same floor, my
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: club is not glow. Yeah, give you love a new
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: mic in there. See none of the reboxe no remodeled
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: when I opened back up. I'm hoping I don't get
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: people who've never been there before so they know. So
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: what is that like? The owning a club of your
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It is the toughest thing I've ever done. Because I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: was you, I would never do it again. Steve had
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: a club. It is it's absolutely because well usould the
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: fact that we would go on stage and we do comedy.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: When you open the club, you got you got fish, grease,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: you got alcohol, you got workers, you got napkins, and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: they steal all of that. Can I say this though?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Your chicken wings wings O? Your chings are you? You
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: didn't see the ones they stow. That's why we're closed.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: But it's been open for quite a while even Well,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: maybe you need some new investors. I don't want to
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: investors because then they want to make decisions for you know,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: you got silent partners. Yeah, you know, once people put
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: money in, they don't stay silent, but they do sign contracts.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: You should you should make them sensense. I'm definitely gonna
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: will be bad. Have a night over there, man, Joe.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: We can blow your hey, we can keep calling Jay,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: we can blow your club up. I'll be back. Yeah,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: we'll do that, man. I would I got to see that.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Sad to do. I need to see the remodels. But
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: the last time I came out and saw Caryl Underwood,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: she was and the club was packed. There was standing
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: room only. It really was it coming back? Coming back? Yeah,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: like cattilec seats. So I mean, is it something that
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: you love and it's hard for you to let go. No,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: not really. If the price is right, I'm out of
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: but I will open it again. So yeah, definitely gonna
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: open it again. Yeah. I thought it was really nice, Jay,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: And people in Los Angeles needs something like when there's
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: only one one other black club, the Comedy Union. I
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: remember I saw Robin Harris out there here many years ago.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: So I have a bet, oh, that might be the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: name of it. Maybe you should do poetry slam in
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: your club. I won't be there, you'll kill that, Junior.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: You will be there, all right, we'll be back right
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: we'll be in Paris tomorrow. We're leaving. I know. I'm
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: so excited. Stevens. We're going over there to meet him,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: he said. And before Yeah, the whole show has been before.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: He's just he's just taking the ladies this time. So
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: you know we're going to shop up a storm. Yes,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: And you know that makes me nervous. I hate going
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: through customs for some reason. Really, I get so nervous.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Kind it's like I'm a mule or something that way,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: I know exactly. And I'm when I'm in the airport
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: and that doll comes around and all and it's all
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: for me. Man, right, I'm not I have nothing, nothing
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: but only only thing I've done. It's probably maxed out
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: my credit card. You know, I kin get so nervous.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: You just don't even have nothing. But it's something about
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: like is it something? Maybe I don't know what, terrified
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: going through custom all that medication bottles, all of the medication.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Don't know something in there isn't you know what? I
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: remember a couple of weeks though, Tommy was telling us
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: about this dude, your buddy, maybe your buddy. You said
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: he had all that stuff to marry guy. Man, my
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: buddy was on going through ts A, traveling with his wife.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: You know, they're going on a vacation and it's just
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: it's just so bad. And his his bag keeps going
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: off and it's his office bag. And then you know,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: he's like, I don't know what's wrong with my bag?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: Carry on, man, And they don't see nothing, and he's like,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: see that, I don't have nothing. He really, honestly, I
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: didn't think that something in his bag. Then they unzipped
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: the line and it was condoms. And and uh went
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: and wild something in there and he was like looking
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: at his side, like vacation, four night vacation, the beginning
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: of the vacation, the beginning of vacation. But let me
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: tell you, the boy was cold. He came up with
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: what they what he put that in there that they
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: was gonna be doing when they got over. Let's hear it,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: role playing all that. Let me tell you when he
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: when he broke the story down to it, he got
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: it back. But he had to go do it. You
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: gotta do what you said. You see, I would have
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: played it different. Were happy. Damn, this is not my back.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: I'm talking a girl. That's just not my bad. I'm
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: sure VS so I Yeah, I tell y'all while we're
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: traveling tomorrow, I will not be in the same line
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: with Shirley for custom. Don't. I can't because you have to. Yeah,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: I get so nervous. I do, and because I don't
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: know they have called me in that back room before,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: because you know what the Yeah, that's why I'm so nervous.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Nervousness something alright, yes it is. We'll be back to
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: close out the show with just one more thing. You're
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. We've had a great time
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: today and we can't wait to get on the plane
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: to go Rish. Yes, the shopping, lots of eating. What
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: there you go, lots of shopping, lots of eating. Calling
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: shut and Mississippi Monica is going to gonna bring me
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: some caveat back. We just don't bring it back. Oh
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: you've got room. Not if it has to go through customs.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not bringing it back. They're gonna take my call
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: from you back. You better give me some euros. I
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: got the money. I need some money for that amount though. Yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: we have to convert the money. Let me see, let's
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: get the money and not but say we did. Let's
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: not but say we did. Let's get the money and
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: get that money. We could say they take it in customs.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: That's so carnabbing right there. Surely ain't got a criminalistic
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: bone in her body. But you're getting pulled off and
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: taken to the back room of customs all the time.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: So he's supposed to say, that's why. God, I'm so nervous.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: It's like, come on, really messed it up. This is
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: what I was gonna do. Get the money from Tommy,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: come back from Paris, going down to the store and
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: buy me some American. You ain't gonna know the difference.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: That's a French time. So you bring back the French
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: bag to put it in the bag. My plan is
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: way better. Just get the money and say they didn't
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: have caviards a shopping's money and get some goldfish in
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: its way better, way better sick. So so the conversion.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: So we gotta ask Steve early Monica when we get
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: over there. All right, euro equals one dollar in fourteen
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: cents on the US dollar overseas and change the money
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: because you get a lot of money. Man, it looks
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: like you got a lot, but you don't have a whole.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to take this I know, and you
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: don't even know. You have no idea, You have no idea,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you're doing. Man. Yeah, they look
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: like monopoly too. Boy, you'd be like, I don't know
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: what I knows. Cre you guys, have you ever heard
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: I heard that when you're changing the money, converting the money,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: it's better to do it over there than here. You
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: don't want to take all that money. You don't want
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: to break. You don't want to bring it back and
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: travel with it, even though it's euros, so you don't
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: even want to travel with all that. Nope, I don't
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: want to do that. Okay, I don't want to do
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of Yeah, you're gonna have fun. Yeah,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great time. Yeah, I can't wait.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get over there a French one.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Make sure y'all go get that potato though, y'all gotta
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: get it. Y'all gotta eat that meat. One of those
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: black and white strappy shirts because I'm thinking about moming
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: on the weekend. A black parade. That's why you want
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: the movie. Okay. Notice he's seeing not a lot of
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: money in the mind, fat black mind. Let me ask you,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be a white face black something different, right,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: lett drop him off in the French quarter and let
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: him go to work in New all black man. Oh,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen him before. Wow, that's gonna be great
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: French to we. We we met Marselle. We like, what's
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: what y'all gonna do? We're gonna, Yeah, we gotta work,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: of course, but we're gonna shot white Carlin and I
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: were together. We went to the famous shopping mall over there,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: the mall, the mall of mall. Oh my god, this
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: is the most incredible mall they have ever store. Imaginable
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: over there. What did I do, Carl to pass up
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: when I got it? What that customs take you out? Yeah? Great?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: Small and customs, Jay, And there's no much luxury shopping. Surely,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have to pull yourself to cat.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: You're not going by the Eiffel Tower one, nothing like that.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: At the Eiffel Tower, we did that. Yeah, we're going
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: to go back. That's so cool. That is so cool
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: that man Janty Liz will walk down there, you know. Yeah,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: we'll do the Lisa picture. Did y'all go do that?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: And we didn't get a chance. Maybe we'll get a
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: chance to do Yeah, we'll go this. I think we're
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: planning on doing. Got pay to see? Yeah, I don't know, Tommy,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: do you have to pay? Gigantic museum And the madam said, yeah, yeah,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: it's over there. Yeah, ain't. That's the lady in Vegas.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: J has one all over and you know, you see
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  Speaker 1: a lot of black people over the first We don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't speak in English. No, you go up to
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  Speaker 1: your head, brother, No, none of that mantic language. We remember, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: we saw a couple one time. They were arguing. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, No, No, that's one thing about an argument.
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  Speaker 1: You don't care what language it is. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: you can tell what she's saying. You ain't worth a
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  Speaker 1: dad any language. Yes, yeah, but the people are very nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we will. Yeah, I know this time. You aren't
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  Speaker 1: going with this time because I want what's the scrap
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  Speaker 1: you put over you here? The cross thing first? When
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  Speaker 1: y'all out walking around here, cross body, Ye don't know
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  Speaker 1: you're that thing? Man. Yeah, we'll do that. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: come across y'all body. It's gonna be a long time take.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna take twenty minutes to get something around Shirley
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  Speaker 1: and call. I can't relieve you all have high, but
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  Speaker 1: you're a strapped across Monica's head. Right. We're not bringing
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  Speaker 1: you all anything back just for that nothing You get nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, a wrapper. But all right, guys, we'll
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  Speaker 1: see tomorrow, Tommy, we'll see you toil from Paris, France.
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