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Yay Yay! Cube Visits Steve TV - 09.06.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all suit all looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: mom just like themaking buck bus things and it's cos
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  Speaker 1: y'all to me. True good to Steve hardy guy listening
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  Speaker 1: to move to other for Steve bar quick Moby, I
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  Speaker 1: don't join Yeah, yeah, Bobby joining me. Honey do turn
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  Speaker 1: o love go yeah you go. You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn the turn to lobby, got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the wan go. Comey, come on your back at it.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me out wanting on it.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah, dou man.
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  Speaker 1: God been good to me, man, He's been so good
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  Speaker 1: to me. Wow. And you know what I say it
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  Speaker 1: like that. What makes it amazing is because it's been
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  Speaker 1: in spite of myself. I mean you know what I
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  Speaker 1: mean by that. I mean I mean that he's been
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  Speaker 1: good to me in spite of all the craziness I've done,
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  Speaker 1: all the foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not
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  Speaker 1: only got but knowingly got myself involved with all of
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  Speaker 1: the stupid decisions I've made, put all that to the side,
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  Speaker 1: and he's still been good to me. Bring it all
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  Speaker 1: and put it on the plate, and he's still been
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  Speaker 1: good to me. Man. That's amazing, man. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that can say the exact
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  Speaker 1: same thing. I mean, come on, man, I got you,
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  Speaker 1: ain't famous, I got anybody, got no microphone in your face,
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  Speaker 1: I got nobody, ain't got no spotlight on you. I
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  Speaker 1: got nobody, ain't got no came in your face. I
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  Speaker 1: got nobody problem. Ain't your body blogging about you. But
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you so if you break it down
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  Speaker 1: and be real about it, Oh, you haven't done something
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  Speaker 1: outside the box. You haven't done something ladies included. You've
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  Speaker 1: done something out the box. You woke up and went
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  Speaker 1: what did I do that for? Oh? We've all done it.
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  Speaker 1: So with all that's said and done, God still loves you, man,
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  Speaker 1: God still loves you, still wants you the best for you,
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  Speaker 1: still considers you his child, and it's and its willing
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  Speaker 1: is willing man to show you your future. He is
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  Speaker 1: willing to show you your life. He is willing to
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  Speaker 1: let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man, that's
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  Speaker 1: an amazing God right there, because I don't. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: it's him, you know. Today man, I want to encourage
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  Speaker 1: brothers out there. And when I say brothers, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to everybody that's of the male species. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about your color. I really really don't. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: have time for that in my day a matter a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact. Sometimes when you get to discussing race,
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  Speaker 1: and I just get tired of it sometimes and I
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  Speaker 1: just wish, you know, some some days I just want
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  Speaker 1: to wake up just do me. You know, I I
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  Speaker 1: got what what what the skin tone is? I got that.
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  Speaker 1: But I just want to wake up some days and
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  Speaker 1: just going buy my business and do me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to deal with something. I get tired
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  Speaker 1: of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes I get tired, so the damn talking to brothers,
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  Speaker 1: all the brothers of the male species. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: men today. Man, If if if you ain't doing it all,
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  Speaker 1: if you're feeling empty, man, start today completing your your
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  Speaker 1: process and your journey. And you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: by that, if there's a part of you're just missing
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  Speaker 1: as a man, and and and and now, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you so you know some ladies listening, but
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. It's it's some part
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  Speaker 1: of you that's missing as a man, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: really been in touch with your kids like you supposed
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  Speaker 1: to now for whatever the reason is. And please no,
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  Speaker 1: I do understand how sometimes women can use children as pawns.
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  Speaker 1: It happens all the time. I've been through it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been through it, man, I know what it feels like, man,
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  Speaker 1: to want to do something. But because you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: this or you ain't doing this thing, I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you have this. You gotta fight through, Fellas, you
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  Speaker 1: got to fight through. You got to fulfill your end
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  Speaker 1: of the deal. And I got how difficult they're making it.
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  Speaker 1: I got how man, it's gonna come with some drama,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta fight through it, because man, we need
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  Speaker 1: fathers to be fathers. That's really what we need. If
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  Speaker 1: you're a man out there and you are a father
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  Speaker 1: of a child, we need you to do your job.
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  Speaker 1: We I'm talking about the our community, our situation, us
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  Speaker 1: as a people, all of us. We need you to
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  Speaker 1: be a father period. Hey man, I ain't coming down
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  Speaker 1: on you. I'm just your boy. I'm your man. And
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  Speaker 1: I've been in the same predicament, in the same hole myself.
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  Speaker 1: Why I couldn't get to them, where they were used
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  Speaker 1: as pawns, where they were told things about me that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even true. I've been through it. You can't see him,
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  Speaker 1: you don't come on, okay, okay, I got all that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't sent this. You ain't okay, Hey got all that?
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  Speaker 1: If if, if you can call them sometimes, tell them
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking about them, Tell him you love them. If
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  Speaker 1: you can get a letter to them, if you can
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  Speaker 1: get a message to your children through one of your relatives,
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  Speaker 1: start the process today. Be a father. It's your job now.
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  Speaker 1: Because you ignoring him, are you acting like they ain't
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  Speaker 1: over there, or you don't back him out of your
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  Speaker 1: mind because the situation got too difficult. I got that.
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  Speaker 1: I got that. But you got to step up and
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  Speaker 1: be fatherss. You got to write a letter. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: send the money if she talking about If you don't
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  Speaker 1: send all the money, you ain't gonna sen him. Send
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  Speaker 1: what you got. If she if taking it over there
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  Speaker 1: is too much drama. Send it through a relative, give
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  Speaker 1: it to her mama, give it to her sister, ask
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  Speaker 1: her to take it over there and do something for
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  Speaker 1: the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with the drama.
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  Speaker 1: I got that, and I know it's much to pay
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  Speaker 1: when you have to deal with that, because clearly I
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  Speaker 1: know hell have no fury like a woman's going. Please know,
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  Speaker 1: I know that. Please no, And that's a real statement.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't no saying, Steve got That's that's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to apologize.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes an apology goes a long way to your children.
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  Speaker 1: Just hey, look, because I've made this apology before. Hey man, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I wasn't there for you. I was out
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  Speaker 1: grinding and hustling, and I wasn't paying attention to you,
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  Speaker 1: and I should have been. And I apologize now. I imagine, man,
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  Speaker 1: there's days where you was telling people I was your
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  Speaker 1: father up at the school and they wasn't believing you.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize for sending you through that. But now, man,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I made some mistakes, and I
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  Speaker 1: got it together. I want me and you to move
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  Speaker 1: forward as father and son. I want me and you
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  Speaker 1: to move forward as father and daughter. I want to
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  Speaker 1: be in your life. I ain't got a lot, but
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  Speaker 1: guess what, I know a lot, because if you're a
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  Speaker 1: man and you're a father, please know you know something
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  Speaker 1: that child don't know. You have information, you have experience.
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  Speaker 1: That's all they need. Sometimes they have somebody to talk to.
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  Speaker 1: That daughter yours just needs to know from her daddy,
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  Speaker 1: how should a man treat me? Dad? What should I
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  Speaker 1: look for in a man? See, they'll take that information
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  Speaker 1: from you because they know it's coming him the right place.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know that your son needs you because
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  Speaker 1: you know how difficult it is if you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: be a man without your daddy. You already know how
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  Speaker 1: funky that is right there. So come on, man and
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  Speaker 1: met your mistakes and move forward. Call your kids, write
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  Speaker 1: a letter, get a phone number on them, send a text,
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  Speaker 1: drop a message, send a note up to the school.
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  Speaker 1: Do something, man, Get your thinking caps on, fellas, but
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  Speaker 1: stand up and be fathers. Man, make the step to
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  Speaker 1: be fathers. Do you know that if every man that
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  Speaker 1: was a father would just stand up and be a
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  Speaker 1: father's that would be no need for half the mentoring programs.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to start out here, but we have mintoring
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  Speaker 1: programs because there's such a lack of fathers out there.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, it really ain't no lack of fathers
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  Speaker 1: out there because y'all have made these babies and you
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  Speaker 1: got these kids, and it was you and it's your seed.
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  Speaker 1: So it's your job. It ain't my job. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: my job to raise your kids. It's your job. Now, Fellas,
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  Speaker 1: like I say, I ain't coming down on you, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth. Now, whay is it that
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  Speaker 1: I'm lying in this hill? You made a baby, that's
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  Speaker 1: your baby, that's you'll see. They look just like you.
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  Speaker 1: That's your job. If those of us that are fathers
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  Speaker 1: would just be fathers, I could shut the mentory and
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  Speaker 1: camp down. Now. I will say, I apologize because I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to think I'm coming down on you.
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  Speaker 1: But I've been through this myself. I ain't really coming down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just reminding you this is our job. These are
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  Speaker 1: our children, this is our responsibility. We all men. There
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  Speaker 1: is no excuses. You you don't get you don't get
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  Speaker 1: cut a brake on that one. Sorry, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: about it at you ain't got it. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: favor right there. Man, it's been going really well. But
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  Speaker 1: I have such a high hopes for this talk show. Man.
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Stephen,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: the guys what regular season? The regular season of NFL
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  Speaker 1: football starts tomorrow. Oh my god, I know you guys
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  Speaker 1: are happy about that. Man you read Yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 1: have been fighting for a while about that first game.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Can't the city of New England. And my question to
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  Speaker 1: you is what sport do you play? If you still
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  Speaker 1: play sports, it ain't gonna be football or what sport
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  Speaker 1: did you play? I should say did you play? Because
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I know you played golf? Right now? You play golf nice,
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  Speaker 1: non contact. You can't abody to do nothing. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gotta run. Did you have a nickname when you did play?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Because you boxed. You played basketball. Boxing should be considered
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  Speaker 1: something else that's bored in the contact sport. That's too much. Damn. Yeah,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: that's that's the whole intent is to. I know Tommy
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  Speaker 1: ran track and did you do something else? Tommy? I
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: played football when ninth grade. I came across the middle
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  Speaker 1: to catch the ball and got knocked smooth out when
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I had a good cushion out of his knee. Somebody, Junior, now,
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  Speaker 1: I know you play football as well, football, basketball, track.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you ran track to that's right. Yeah my nick
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  Speaker 1: name with quick Junior. I'm just gonna say this hill
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  Speaker 1: on the basketball court back in the day. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even let you score it, though, but I saw
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  Speaker 1: pictures of you. He looked like he could play. You
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  Speaker 1: heard he said? They called him quick. What you want quick?
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  Speaker 1: You can be talk quick? Sure? He talked quick quick,
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  Speaker 1: I had to go to lane jump was good. You're
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  Speaker 1: that good? I talk about himself in the third person.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing quick? Quick? Quick? Speak to Julian, I
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  Speaker 1: played defense. Don't even ask me because you play those sports.
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  Speaker 1: Know we'll see you. And when you would like trade
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  Speaker 1: up for team and say hey, I'll take fat boy.
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  Speaker 1: That you take that as like that, I just go
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  Speaker 1: write some jokes on that that was gonna go further
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  Speaker 1: than trying. Yeah, I'll tell you what if you give
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  Speaker 1: us that? Boy? No, well, let's telling jokes has paid off.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I'm not gonna say the name, but I
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  Speaker 1: said with NFL player before he got drafted and he's
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  Speaker 1: out of the league now. And I remember sitting there
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: talking to him and I said, hey man, what you
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  Speaker 1: wanna do is he was a real ericant guy and
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: he said, uh. He told me. He said, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you all you do is tell your jokes. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I played football. That's totally different. I said, well, you know, success,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the principles of success are the same no matter what
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  Speaker 1: you apply him to. I was just sharing some information. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I played football, so they ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with I said, okay, cool. So you know he's
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  Speaker 1: out the league, is it? Oja? I'm still on TV.
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  Speaker 1: I was playing football when I was coming up. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't playing football. I'm still telling yeah, yeah, radio, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on TV. Dog dog, I'll be looking at people. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be going okay. So he was looking down at you
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: for being a comedian and all all you do is
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: tell jokes, I said, Pardoner's Tale, but like it don't
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  Speaker 1: pay though, Yeah, I mean not. The favorite thing I
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like to say is how your little career going? Actually,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: now I laugh it off. Even now, how you little
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  Speaker 1: career go? I didn't laugh it off. Let me tell
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you something. Now, I'm at the point now when I
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: go into the bank, I'm kind of embarrassed. I'll side,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: do I stand this line? Go over that line? This
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  Speaker 1: little career going? Well, let me tell you some When
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I had my comedy club in Dallas, a lot of
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: the cowboys used to come. They were cool. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of them was cool. Let some of them get to
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: drink a little funny man, what you got for us
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  Speaker 1: the day? You know it? Used to make snide remarks.
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  Speaker 1: You we played football. You ain't doing I'm telling some
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  Speaker 1: damn jokes. Every last one of them. Cowboys don't play
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  Speaker 1: football no more. Well, yeah, that's a career that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: last long. Body. Yeah, you're done. Great, And I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a problem. None of the cowboys, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I was just telling you. Sometimes a couple of them
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  Speaker 1: got drunk. None of the famous, like Dion was always cool.
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  Speaker 1: Emmett was always cool. Michael Irvin was always cool when
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  Speaker 1: he came to that. Michael Irvin was always cool when
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: he came through that. But some other cats, man, some
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  Speaker 1: other cats came through that, like you know you you're
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  Speaker 1: damn you're on a damn practice squad. Yeah, don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: even know your ass? You don't get a number to go,
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  Speaker 1: you don't even dress that. Yeah, and don't and don't
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  Speaker 1: stop there. I like to find the damn teachers that
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: told me, ain't nobody gonna pay you to be stupid? Oh?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Was she wrong in your life? Yeah? Sit down back there,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: a little Stevie acting of food. Ain't nobody gonna pay
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: you no money to active food? Hey? Uh uh, Elliott Man,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: he might get to playzee. I think so, because when
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you appeal your suspension, I think you played doing this appeal.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. Man. It's just so unfair that
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: they've that they suspended this kid because he was exonerated
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  Speaker 1: of all charges in the court of law and they
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  Speaker 1: said no man, and then the league just gonna turn
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  Speaker 1: around and just do that. Then the Cleveland Brown's twitter
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  Speaker 1: off of them. Neil oh really yeah yeah? I saw
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  Speaker 1: that quarterback and us wild and he going, and we
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: need to bring Kaepernick in there because he already kneel. Yeah,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: we'll bring it. He started it, yeah, yeah, yeah. When
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: they pay sixteen million dollars to get rid of you, man,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: they really don't like you know, six you know, sixteen million.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Though I can be gotten rid of everyb you can
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: get rid of me, you know, putting on the box.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, tell me he's run. That prank back
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: is coming up right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Miss and will be here with our national news. But
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew to run
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: that prankback. Baby, did you it's the foe? Three sir
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  Speaker 1: days with me? Three days I get to go, would
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  Speaker 1: beat somebody else? Three relationship? Everybody want one? I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm genius. Girl. You ain't gonna be leave the latest
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: thing I came up with. I can't tell you on
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: the Apple, boy, I tell you right now, we're gonna
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: run this folk. Three relationships. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: reach my reach. Hey, my reason. My my name is
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Devin Man. How you doing this evening? Brother? Oh man,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of sleeping man working? Nice? Bro? What's going on?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Who is this game? This is Devin Man. I talked
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: to your wife, Kesha the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: that's my wife. Yeah, I talked to you right now. No,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: she worked, bro. Okay, okay, I probic name me to
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: wake you up. You work at night or something? Yeah,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a craning off ready at night, but I think it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Don't call me. That's three o'clock. What's this? What is it?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: What is a big collector something? No? No, no, no, no, no,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: no no no. I talked to your wife, man. She's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: interested in um this thing we got man called the
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: four three relationship. She told me she wanted me to
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: call back and talk to her husband about it. And
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: she gave me the number. To hit you up at
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the house, man and let you know all about the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: four three relationship because she's really interested in it. For
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: three relationship. You say you talked to my wife about it? Yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I talked to Keeps a couple of days ago. She
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: gave me the number. She said, called him back. He'll
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: be at home at this time. You can hit him
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: up and see if he likes she said, but she
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see if
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: you would be interested in the four three relationship too,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you know, if we want to get your approval on
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it before we went in it further. But uh, your
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: wife was very excited about it, man. She was wanted
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to get started as soon as possible, and I wanted
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to see about contacting you and making sure that you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: get your blessing and get your approval on it. Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: but I got to get some moment some information about this.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What is that again for three f three? No, No,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: it's a four three Ford three relationship, is what it is.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to listen. Okay, well listen man. We're probably
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get started right away, probably Monday. We'll get started
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: on Monday. Uh, you'll go through Monday through Thursday and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: then uh and then I'll pick up you know, Friday
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: through Sunday, man, and we'll go ahead and get this
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: thing started. I think if till month, you're pretty much
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: catch on everything. You know, there's something gonna be shipped
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to the house. Uh, pick up. She shouldn't have mentioned
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: any of this to you, Okay, alright, Well what this
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: is man? The fourth three relationship, Maurice, is this? You know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: you spend four days with Keisha and she comes over
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to my place and she spend the other three days
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: with me. That's what the four three relationships. So see
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: this kind of frees you up, man on anything you
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: might want to do on those other three days. Man,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: when she might be tying you down, you know, so
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: for them days, you know you would heard. But the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: other three days you kind of have some free time
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: to yourself. But she'll be over my place on the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: other three days. That's what that's what Basically a four
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: three relationship is part of me said, what now, I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: say part of me? You say she has spend four
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: days with me, three days with you. That's that's it, sir,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That's the four three relationship right there. Maurice, you know
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you're you're really gonna like this man? Like I said,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: she was excited about it. Hold are you serious? Uh? Yeah,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I'm there serious? Men, Like I said, Keisha was excited
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: at the Halo name. I know, life ain't discuss you
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: about lacetionship, spinish fol days with me, three days with man?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: So you're talking about my life? No, yeah, I know.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: She Hold up? What name again? My name is Devion
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Devid say bro, I don't play change man. I don't
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: know how I got my mama's I mean, Maurice, what's wrong?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of couples are don't what's wrong?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: That's my life that you're talking to. You ain't talking
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to what you thought you're talking to? Dude. Okay, well listen, man,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of couple are during the four three what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: other couples is doing the hard? But my wife and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: me ain't interested in No. Three relationship. I can't be
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you want my for this man. Oh
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you're saving you're calling me talking about all three relationships?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You know I told you I want your name? Why?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you worked that night? Man, like I said,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: see when I came over last week, Man, hold on,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you came over well last week. I know you ain't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: finished safe without thank you for the thing you bet
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: not said, you bet not said. Go ahead, go ahead,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: say it, go ahead, go ahead, player. You've been talking.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Don't stop now, go ahead, Maurice Holder. You know I'm up, player,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm up now, don't want to see it? Go ahead.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying that I came by there last week. Man,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I came by your house. You come by my house? Okay?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Are you at eighteen four? Get been here for the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: last here you so you may hear about your head?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Okay because because she said, okay, she said, I call
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you right because this first man? First of all, you
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the w So you're gonna take you've been in my house? Okay, player, okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay. If
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you're not interested in the four three man, then I won't.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I won't be wasting no one no more. You really
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: are you? Wait time calling me with my little wife.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Don't tell you about she want to go? Three? And
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: she never told me nothing about you got the wrong
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: home ball and nothing more my relationship? Okay, okay, So
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: why would she tell me she interested in the four
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: three man? Give up what she told you? I know
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I take care of my bed room, all right? So
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: three I wish she william three days. I wish she
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: would anyway. I know you how you know it? I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: don't know you for many I don't mind taking off
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: one tonight to sell what going on my house with
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: my cleaning night, working off night. Now I ask you again,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: how do you know us? Man? I know y'all through
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Tommy Man. Who is Tommy? Tommy Who Tommy Man, Maurice,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey more than show dog. Your wife Keisha got me
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: to break phone call you. Man. You I'm talking about
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey show. Yea, man, if you tell the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: little ballhead, I know y'all ain't with me, man, I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: know with me today. Man, that nephew you tell you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: now why you watch Steve need to be over here?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: You just slip out, got your ball head, but you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing but poper. Man. You know I got
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: to go to to see this ship when you got
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: to go to where you're working at night? Man, all right,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna let you go back and sleep. Man,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: gonna think doc tell me this man, what is the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: what's that bad that? I mean? The bad? I wish
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I was there? You hey, man, what's the baddest radio
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: show in the land? Many show Bow three Babies. You
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: can do Poe three, you can do six, one, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: can do five to It depends on your relationship. How
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: many you know, how many days you want to be
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: away from your huh? You know. I don't know what
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I have to say to get through to you. You
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: are married, I know, and I was gonna ask you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: about that. Let me ask you something. Why is it
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: people getting Africa and hair these seven eight wise? But
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: over here we can only have one because we overheim.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: But we're just going by these laws over here. We
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: see these the ones we got over here. Now you
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: can go to af If I changed my religion, do
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that allow me? What religion would that be? I don't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: know who? Who? Who? Get this? The wives currently right here?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Ain't none of that? He wrote, bigging me look at
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: this right food? You rather change religious to get my
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: wives and go to hell? I'm not saying I'm not
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: saying that. I'm just saying. With headlines including the latest
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: on hurricane but first, this is a programming note. Don't
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: forget to set your TV hars and check out ice
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Cube Mississippi Monica. That's for you to show we love
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Cuba around here and check this out at Girl. Janet
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Jackson says she's ready to go back on tour and
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: get freak here than ever. Oh no, she's gonna get
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: more freaking. As you know. Jenne's been hard at work
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: in the dance studio since she got rid of her
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: baby weight, and she got rid of her husband as well.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Now she's ready, she says, to give her fans what
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: they've been waiting for. A rep for Janet says, the
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: State of the World tour will be so hot that
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: they may have to band band kids, keep your clothes on. Man.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: For the past, my mama ence a few years back. Yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: not my mom. What happened with that Tommy. He was
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: dragging somebody across the state. My mom said, baby, Mama,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Mama gonna, Mama, gonna leavebody. Mama, Mama going on back
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to her room. What's going on? Mama said, you ain't
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: seen Jenna drug somebody looking like halfway Nick. Mama, don't Mama,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: don't do it is? MAMAA do it is? Mama, Mama,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Mama left section at the Mama, just I can't do this. Baby.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: It's well. Yeah. For the past five years during her marriage,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: she conferred formed to his strict interpretation of Islam. Her
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: husband an insider to know that the Janet repressed so
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: much that she nearly died of anxiety and boredom. So well,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: she was with him for what five years? And they
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: have a son. Yeah, and they have a baby. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: they have a baby. And she got money and she
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: got paid. Don't forget that billions. She got paid, like
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: five million or something. She got paid, She got paid.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: She stayed with him for a certain amount of time.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: She got five million. Yeah. See, if he'd had extra wife,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: they'd divided a difference around here, man, anyway, get ready
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: for real? I want another wife. I'm just freaky Janet checks.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You want another Steve? I want to under one roof shirt? Yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I say like that. Get a hip out around here.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: She ain't got the duke all the time. Nobody can
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: pick up the kids. She dropped my out one picking
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Up's wrong with that? No? No, no, go ahead. He's married.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: You say something was wrong having a hip. It's a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: hip hot wife. I just told you all this wasn't
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: gonna land. You did say that. What is the hip
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: out white? Don't you just that's the wife a number
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: two hip out number one? Carler? Ain't you carl Ain't
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you tired running these kids and cheer leading and stuff. Exhausted. Yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: now my husband could get another wife for car pool
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and I just need to get in a car pool.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: That's what that sounds like. He's saying. It's wife pool, Carl.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: They never bring another wife up in there. But I'll
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: give you credit for this time. He like around the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: first month, you were a good husban the first month,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: you know anything? You never heard anything about the side piece,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: anything like when did it go down here? Second month?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Second month? I can't see the list piece suffer like that?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Would you be mad at side piece? You know? Did
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: her own thing? God wish you big? Oh what a
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: double standards? Doing it like that? Well? Bottom line, go
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: see the Janet Jackson con. Where is this supposed to start?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Let's see she's let's see, no launch date has been
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: revealed yet, she's working now. She's in the baby way,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: no clothes to her concert. She ain't gona hand on
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Go ahead, Steve, miss and here, ladies and gentlemen,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: she's here, the talented, the lovely miss Anne Trip Steve
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: wanting everybody out there. Here we go with the news,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and there is a lot to tell. Good morning. Officials
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: at the National Weather Service say that hurricane Irma is
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: now the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, currently
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: packing sustained winds of five miles per hour, threatening to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: slam into Puerto Rico and other parts of the Northern
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Caribbean sometime today. It has already hit Barbuda and is
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: expected to reach the US mainland by this weekend. Miami
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Mayor Carlos Jimenez is urging residents there to take the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: situation seriously. I'm ordering all county offices to close Thursday
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and Friday. All non essential personnel will not need to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: come to work. I'm also requesting that all of our
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: visitors that are here in Miami Dade County on their
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: vacations begin and should consider cutting their vacations short. And
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: evacuation order was issued in Monroe County yesterday, which includes
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the Florida Keys. Federal states of emergency have already been
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: declared for the US Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and for
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the state of Florida. Meanwhile, the National Guard has been
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: called up in Florida. FEMA teams are on their way
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: also to the Sunshine State. Reaction continues all over the country.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: To U S Attorney General Jeff Sessions announcement yesterday that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: the new administration is phasing out a program that former
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: President Obama instituted by way of executive order five years
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: ago to protect the Dreamers, some eight hundred thousand people
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: brought here illegally when they were very young by their parents.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Attorney General Sessions re poorly advised Trump to end the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: doctor program, which he considers a kind of unlawful amnesty.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: As Attorney General, it is my deedy to ensure that
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the laws of the United States are enforced and that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the constitutional order is upheld. Such an open ended circumvention
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: of immigration laws was an unconstitutional exercise of authority by
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the executive branch. Now, as a U. S. Senator, you
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: need to know Jeff Sessions was against almost every immigration
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: measure proposed over the last twenty years, and Texas and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: eight other conservative states had actually threatened to sue if
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the President did not resend DHACO, which is short for
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: a Deferred Action for Childhood or rivals. So the Tran
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: administration now plans a six month gradual wind down applications,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: new and all that kind of stuff will be decided
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: on a case to case basis. There will be no
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: new applications accepted, and he also wants the present says
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: he also wants to give Congress time to act legislatively
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: on this whole matter. Twenty minutes after the hour, Eugene
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly is coming up. Stay tuned to the Steve
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: All right, this is how we do it. Steve, you
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: introduced j J. You introduced the Butterfly. Let's go Steve
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Hell Steven, come on, gentlemen and Britney Brown, that's not
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: how you're doing You got your whatever you're bringing you
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Kay Now, okay, butterfly idle that I need to get morning.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Get you can tell my Anthony Brown, Cold Brown, Kier Jr. Spate, Um,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Charlotte Strawberry Time, good morning. What's happened? What's happened? Okay,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I want to say this first of all, A lot
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: of people I've been hearing that Tommy has been promoting
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the play, but nobody is saying who's starring in the play,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and it is Eugene Antoine Fergus. Okay, that's what needs
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: to be known and it needs to be said. Okay,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: there can be but one true diva and it's me
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: in the show hits you Mama's boy. You do not
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: want to miss me, so out of my fans want
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: to see me. I'm wondering if you heard that. Steve
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: yes me and underneath me is robbing him and yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Johnny Timmy anyway, but OK, maybe great is anyway clutch
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: those pearls. Anyway, when I want to tell you, tell
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you all about this. Wendsy is nursery Rhyme Day. So
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: this is where we go around the room. And I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: know Steven don't like for me to go around the room.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: But anyway, um, what is your favorite nursery rhyme? This
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: is nursery Rhyme Day. We're gonna start with Carla. I
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: don't know, Um did have sent you? Now? I'm just
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: thinking that's a long time ago, nurse yea, what y'all
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: think you? Brett nursery rhyme? Heard him? I'm broom man
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: alright here my name on TV and I want to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: say congratulations, proud of you. You know, when I see
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: your name, I'll be telling people I used to bust
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: his black heads on this. Yeah, that is my friend.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: That is my friend him. Why do you know why
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: are you getting that? Because I used to get the
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: half his back's back your Harry blacks for him and
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: when we get when he get around everybody else, he
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: don't know me. You don't even make you think I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: ain't noticed why you look at me. We used to top. Hey, listen,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: when we come back from the break at thirty four
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: after the hour, we're gonna do something called. All I
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: said was we'll be back. You're listening to the Steven Show.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time as promised for All I said
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: was it's very simple if you if you're in a
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: relationship or been in a relationship, there's things that you
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: have said, just a little statements. Next thing you know,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you're a full blown argument, just just out of nowhere.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Like all I said was all I said, Well, what
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: would I do with the money if I want to
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  Speaker 1: loe of it? Mm hmm, And I said, you know
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I said this, I said that. Then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: I'm we're in an argument. We're having a full argument
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  Speaker 1: or make believe money. You know what I'm saying. That's
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: what I'm going on. You know, I'm ting you've been there, Junior, Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: been there? Still in there? Something that you know. All
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I said was, you know, if I ever meet Beyonce? Right, well,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: she knew the rest of the statement. I mean it,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that's if I met Beyonce. Hey, you know she allowed
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: me to date hus That's all I said. Tell me,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you got what you want to know? What I said, Joe?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: All I said, would my girlfriend husband be tripping? Said Jane,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend husband trip? That's all I see? All right.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I was on the phone the other day just you know,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend just talking. All I said was because it
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: was just the two of us. Yeah, I didn't know
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Nest was in the house. All I said was Morgan
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Freeman could get it. You know I even talk like that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That was when my girls, you know, we're just talking
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and oh man, the argument that has. I'm sorry, you
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: know I didn't say it so much. Just pick one up.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: See you know all I said one time one you know,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: she made me something. I just said. You know, when
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: my mama baked it, she baked it a different got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah. Yeah. And when you talk about
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: cooking and stuff like that, you look over here at me.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Okay that everybody glance everybody whenever's food, we always look
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: at you. I don't know why. I mean a little
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: simple things and started, you know, like all I said
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: was if we weren't together, x y Z one of
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: your girlfriends, who did I get with? You know, that's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: all I say, we're not together? If we were together,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I get well, you know you're dead, you're hit. And
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: we weren't together. You're a dead man. You can't really
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: say nothing about their body. I didn't want I did.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I said something one time. I said, why her dressed
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: so tight? He was on my damn? Okay, okay, all
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I said, if she pregnant, it's a possibility. You know,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just if she sprangnant? This wow, I tell you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: when it maybe it made had to give my car
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: key the statement you may. I walked in the room
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: one time, she laying down on the bed trying to
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  Speaker 1: put the pants on. I said, that's how we got
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: to do it now. Yeah, yeah, we walked. We walked
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: into this restaurant one time. All I said, me and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: my exes to come here all the time, and then
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: helped it the guys that Mr Brown you back again.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I can't nobody, I can't right, I'll send up talking.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I said, so what side you were now? Because I
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: just so to what side you weren't take much? I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: got one. I didn't really say anything. I just saw
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: lorn state on Power, Shirley, and I ain't really say anything. Yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: it's looking at power. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, at the top of the hour.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after the hour, we'll have today
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. But right now, come on, nephew, what is
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: your prank phone? Call for it? Today? You bouncing checks
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: at the church? Wow, y'all know who you are that's
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: bouncing checks at the church. Is that your Christian voice? Oh?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You're bouncing checks? Money? Okay? He Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to reach your Monica system. Monica. Please, this is brother
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: de Seawan. I'm calling actually I'm a member of Greater
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Commissionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I know you
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: paid your ties Sunday? Okay? Now you paid a love
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote a
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: check Sunday. Okay. Now the check ma'am, was two hundred
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and fifty? Am? I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: checks for my ties and the Love Offering. Right, I
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: wrote one for two fifty for the Love Offering. Okay,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: to be a very bad news, but you your check
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you said my check bounce for your
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you about
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: recouping the two fifths as well as you know you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Now
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: it that that that one bounced. All I know is
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: the one that the Love Offering has bounced. Did you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: put them in at the same time? Because I wrote
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: him at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't put them in at the same time. I've
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: been putting them in for the last two or three years.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: The problem is why would people right there, brother Shaun
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: was I don't think it matters and when I was there. Man,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the problem is that I didn't put these checks in
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: and I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the check knowing that they're gonna bound. There's a lot
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: of people right well not well with one clear? Why
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the other one didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: money for both of them to clear. What What did
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you just say? Maybe you didn't have enough money in
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: the bank for both of them to clear. I don't
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: understand why people right in the bank and all my
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: checks clear. I don't write no checks. Well you wrote
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How are you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute, I
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: think you got me confused with somebody else. I don't
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: write no bad checks. You didn't wrote that. I'm trying
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to be nice to you. When can we expect the
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's the bank fees,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: ma'am for the doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I don't check my bank. And if my check clear,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: me about a two hundred and fifty dollar check bounce.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I don't write Why would you write check? What you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: want to sit up in the church and write these
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: big number checks when you know you ain't got it
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: in the bank? I said, why would you write these
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: checks when the money ain't in? Now, let me tell
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: you one ain't. I don't write no bad check. And
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you got a lot of nerves calling me telling me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: my check bounce, y'all. Check is the one that has bound.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you paid them, since you got all the money, and
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: up on me no more? When when don't we gonna
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: get this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: the church, to my eye wrote a bad check? Right check?
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't write no bad Why are you calling me?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Why the treaser don't call me at church? The tras
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: is business. I ain't never know. The deacon called nobody
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: about no bad check? Your sulle, thank you you got
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the money I ain't got. Who is that in the background?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Who is that for mine? Who it is? We're both
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: going to the same church and you're gonna call me
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to my I wrote a bad check. You don't you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: call me no more? And if the check bads, you paid? Okay?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Passed to know you like this? Pas, No, you're calling
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: me that. Look, when are we gonna get this? Two
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: eighty dollars is what we're looking for from You wrote
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a check for two fifties and not get to eight.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: You you put two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: dollars cost us on bank fees. That's to eighty waking
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: the church expect their money never not no to eight.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You will never get to eight. You're gonna make me
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: come by your and my check in what I'm gonna do?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What You're gonna make me come by your house and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: get this money? Bring it, bring it, bring it? What
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: is the address on this check? Check? I got it
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: off the check. I bet you you'll be limping back
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending no
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I get
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: this two fifty plus thirty whatever. I want to know
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: you and you know what I am. And you don't
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and the other bound. Let me say this to you.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: We cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not. Don't you come
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: in and Sunday until we get in the Sunday, and
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure I find you because you the
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: person I want to see you. And you know what,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and asked him
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce you fully? What?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Let me say this? Before you called pastor I got No,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced a check. You should
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with you.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I tall pastor one I got, But I got one
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: more thing to say before I leave that you're listening.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You just got pragged by your girlfriend. What did you say, baby? This?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: What did you say? I'd say this? Is nephew, Tommy
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: baby brother Steve Harvey Morning. Until your girlfriend has pranked you.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: She just left her. She didn't let me ask you
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: one more thing though, baby, what is the baddest radio
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning? Now cut
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: that out. Now, you don't bounce checks at the church.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: You know how to quit the church? Check clear? Now?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know they clear on Sunday night? They be
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: in there. Take card? I didn't know. Oh yeah, everything
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: that cash on we had none of that. No, we
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: had no. You couldn't write a check. Nothing that my check.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: You can do. You can write a check cash pash.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Embarrassing at the church. And ladies, do you have another card?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Just keep it low. You ain't got to see that
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: loud everybody, you have another card? Now, bless me. Famous
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: line of our church was, you know, the Lord said
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: we didn't give enough this go around. Now they're gonna
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: to play background. Yea, lord said we we didn't give enough.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: It's five more, five more. Hut in here. Our trade
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: went around three times. Well, it passed me three damn times.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: It went back three times. They used to count the
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: money right there, remember that, Yeah, and locked the doors.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We counted the money right there, and then that's when
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the preacher came up ask for more. Yes, we're gonna
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: have to close this for next time. Y'all gonn in
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: a way to come to man. Yeah, you know, if
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: you got you gotta go down week service, tell me
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: not on slowing doing the week. They still have devotion.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: They have testimonies at our church, Faithful Central Bible Church.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta slapped. One time when I was a little boy,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: this lady stood up next to me. I was sitting
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: next to my mama. She said, I just want to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: thank the Lord. I was driving on the freeway and
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: a cop passed me on the left and one passed
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: me on the right. Thank you Jesus. And she said,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: down our hog for my mama. Back hand me so
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you don't laugh at thank you, I said, my mama,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: why why she got thank the Lord? Her co pass
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: on one passed on the left and right. Well, what
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: what that means? That means you're driving? All right, we'll
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: be back coming up the Strawberry Letter. You're listening Steve
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter. You
• 54:59
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• 55:02
  Speaker 1: This is according to ABC News, don't expect the federal
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  Speaker 1: government to hit you in the face with information on
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  Speaker 1: signing up for Obamacare this fall. President Trump plans to
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  Speaker 1: cut the ad budget for Affordable Healthcare Act enrollment from
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  Speaker 1: one hundred million in two thousand and sixteen to just
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  Speaker 1: in the Conservative Party have a problem with because they
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  Speaker 1: live by this theory of pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
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  Speaker 1: But just like I was speaking on Dr Ben Carson's
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  Speaker 1: and Dr Ben Carson made the statement, the America is
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  Speaker 1: a country where we are to pull yourself up by
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  Speaker 1: the bootstrap. I said, Okay, cool, not trying to fend
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  Speaker 1: nobody here, but let me say this to you. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't have bootstraps, if you don't have boots. See,
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  Speaker 1: as though because you're an American you are born with
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't understand you define this. And that's the majority
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  Speaker 1: of them that run that division, that party. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been without what you know? All right, we got
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  Speaker 1: It's their time. Buckle up, hold on tights, y'all. Letter
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  Speaker 1: twenty three. All right, this one is not necessarily for kids.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Do I want to point that out? Subject secrets, I
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: keep your Shirley and Steve. I've been keeping a secret
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: from my man and I need your advice. I joined
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: a local swingers club a little over two years ago,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and my sexual appetite desires being with more than one
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: My sexual appetite desires being with more than just one man.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I've been with my boyfriend now for six months. I
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: really want to tell him about my other life, but
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know how. I've hinted around at the idea
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: of us going to the parties as a couple, and
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: the idea of us becoming swingers and for play. He
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: will say yes, but on the night of the party,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to go, so I have to make
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: up a story about where I'm going for the evening.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I've tried to stop going, but I simply can't. I'm
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: stuck between my fantasy and the real world. I'm not
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: sure if I want to stop if I need to stop.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I like the swingers lifestyle. It's very addictive and very satisfying.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I can be who I want, when I want without
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: any redding, um, reddy fuel or negative feedback. It's a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: world of complete bliss and fulfillment. However, I do enjoy
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: my man in bed and we are, and we are
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: a very passionate couple. It's just that I need more
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: than what he's giving me. I have a very insatiable
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: appetite and I don't believe any one man can satisfy
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: me at this time in my life. I do appreciate
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the idea of being with just one man, and I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: do care about his feelings, but I haven't been completely
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: honest about my other sex life. Surely should I be
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: honest with him or just leave things the way they are?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Even if you don't, even if you do not read
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: this letter on the air, can you please give me
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: some advice via email? Thanks Shirley, Thanks Steve, Sincerely, A
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  Speaker 1: dear A, you know what, if this is your lifestyle
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  Speaker 1: and you're so cool with it and all, I think
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: you really need to be honest with your man. I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: think your man needs to know what type of person
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: that he's dealing with, because you know, you say that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: you really are into this lifestyle and you really like it,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: uh and you know it gives you fulfillment and complete
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: bliss and all of that. You know, I'm not one
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: that believes in telling everything about your past and everything,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: but if it were the other way around, you know,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: you would want to know this about your man um,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you know. But here's the deal, though, I really don't
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: think he's gonna stay around if you tell him. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: really don't think that although he says he will go
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: to these parties, he never goes um you know when
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: he says he will. So so here are your choices,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. Your choices are to tell
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: him be free, you know, living complete bliss and have
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: your life fulfilled and all of that, because that's where
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you are in your life right now, or and probably
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: lose your man of six months. You're probably gonna lose him,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: or find someone you know who can fit into your
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: swinging lifestyle. Maybe somebody you know they're at the swinging parties.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: You do, I need to hook up there part to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: go down there and be there, and that I need
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: to hook up. Then I'll be swinging so hard you'll
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: be di your man. I really feel in this girls,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: so you know, I say, be honest with him, but
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna he's not gonna stay around. I got
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: a pardner listening to this radio show right now. That's all.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I'll be surprised when we get through if he don't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: call me right now and ask for her email. You
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: need to email at just though. Hey you can you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: be that? And all you have a won't it? Email
• 1:02:31
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• 1:02:35
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• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter twelve minutes after Code Cracker coming up,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve with your response to today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Part two. Dear Shirley and Steve, I've been keeping a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: secret from my man, and I need your advice. I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: joined the local swingers club a little over two years ago,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and my sexual appetite desires being with more than just
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: one man. Oh, and my sexual appetite desires being with
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: more than just one man. I've been with my boyfriend
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: now for six months. I really want to tell him
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: about mother life, but I don't know how. I have
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: hinted around at the idea of us going to the
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: parties as a couple, and the idea of us becoming
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: swingers and for play. He would say yes, but on
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: the night of the party he doesn't want to go,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: so I have to make up a story about where
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going for the evening. I've tried to stop going,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: but I simply can't. I'm stuck between my fantasy and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: the real world. I'm not sure if I want to stop,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: if I need to stop. I like the swingers lifestyle
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: is very addictive and very satisfying. I could be who
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I won't when I won't without any ridicular negative feedback.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: It's a world of complete bliss and fulfillment. However, I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: do enjoy my man in bed, and we are very
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: passionate couple. It's just said, I need more than what
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: he's given me. I have instational appetite, and I don't
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: believe only one man can satisfy me at this time
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: in my life. I do appreciate the idea of being
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: just one man. I do appreciate the idea of being
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: with just one man, and I do care about his feelings,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: but I haven't been completely honest about my other sex life. Shirley.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Should I be honest with him or just leave things
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: the way they are? Even if you do not read
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: this on there, can you please give me some advice
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: via email? Thanks Shirley, Thanks Steve, sincerely. A. The key
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: word in this letter is A, and a's proper pronunciation
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: is uh. Okay, oh lady, you are what Let's go
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: over this here we're dealing with all who see. First
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: of all, there's no mention of love in this letter.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: You don't love your boyfriend. You ain't in love with
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend, You ain't in love with yourself. You obviously
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: don't love yourself. So love is out the window. So
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: now I'm asking you what is the letter for you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: ask your boy to be a swing and he jokingly said, yeah,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: you ask him go to parties and swings? Dude, he said, yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: they're no night of he don't want to go. Then
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta make up a reason for you to lead
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: a house and now you go do it yourself. Uh.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say about you. Lady, except
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: you just off. Let me ask you this question. What
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: is the boyfriend about? I mean, what is that about?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: He's not satisfying to you. It's not what you want.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Why don't you let him go? Because there are plenty
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: women out there who would love a man of down.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: You obviously don't want a man of your own. You
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: want to be this little brothel type babe for all
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: these other men and women. That's what you want to be,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: a little passed around pack. You want to get passed
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: around because see you're a lady, and I'm sorry, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: hate to break this. You ain't doing nobody. You're being done.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You're just over at the joint getting done. You ain't
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: doing nobody. Let me help you understand about the mindset
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: of man. Let me teach you something about us. You're
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: not doing us when you're in a swing of situation
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: or club situation, you're just getting done. Because see, once
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: we can get in a situation where it ain't nothing
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: but about that, then lord him mercy. You ain't gonna
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: get called no good names. You don't get no flowers,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: no candy. You don't even get the trappings of get
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: being taken to dinner we're just doing you. So now
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: you're just passing your little self around. Not a confusing
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: part is And this is what throws me. This is
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: why I say, what's two boyfriend about? I like the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: swingers lifestyle is very addictive and very satisfied. I could
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: be who I want when I want without any ridicular
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: negative feedback. It's a world of complete bliss and fulfillment. Okay,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: then you have found what the world is searching for.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, man talk, I mean really, you found what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: we all have been looking for. You have found a
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: world that is so satisfying and it's complete bliss and fulfillment.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: What congratulations. You're the only person I know that has
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: died still living and going to heaven. So now that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: you've completed that cycle of life, I don't even see
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: what else you got to live for. You're at the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Swingers Club. It's the most complete bliss and fulfillment and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: that ok what why are you waking up? Stay at
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the club, day at the Swingers club and keep getting done.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you Oh you are on this
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: letter is not stated in it anywhere, but you know
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: what you you just you're too far out there for me. Baby.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I have a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: very insatiable appetite and I don't believe only one man
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: can satisfy me at this time in my life. That
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: sounds just like a prostitute to me. I don't know
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: how you I enjoy. I do enjoy my man in bed.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: You enjoy your man in bed? Oh, man in bed? Day,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: man in bed, oly man at the bed, anybody standing
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: by the bed, all the people that's looking in at
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the bed, the people that put the sheets on the bed.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I like demand. That made the matchss so it became
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: a bed. I thank you, Steve. You know we have
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: to get out of here. Email us or Instagram. That's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girl Shirley. Um,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: and don't forget this coming Thursday. Well that is what
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: tomorrow right we did? Yeah, we were off on Monday
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: tomorrow at one pm. Joined me for the Strawberry Letter
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: live after show on Facebook. You can find me at
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: My Girls Shirley or Shirley Strawberry. Okay, we're gonna talk
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: about today's letter or that day's letter, tomorrow's letter. I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: should say, do my strawberry fresh pick of the weekend
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: trending topics. So please join me. And you know, we've
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: learned that Chuck D and Flavor Flame will still share stage. Yeah,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: while the public enemy hype man fights for his share
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: of money. He says he's owed. Okay, so they're having
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: a little beef there. Chuck D responded to Flames lawsuits,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: saying the group's co founder took the wrong approach to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: dealing with this issue. Chuck D says they'll play together
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: on a future stage and that he's happy to address
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: flaves concerns, but wants to make sure his partner will
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: be woke in rehearsal studio. Uh, and all the members
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: do worldwide. All right, let's go to break. We'll be back. Yeah, BOI,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the morning show. All right, So I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: see we have here little mean things. I know it's me.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: That is all me. This is all this is all me.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I have been dubbed the meanest person here. Don't you're
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: not really a mean person? Is hell? Old bitter? This
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: grunt he very good? Take all that. Yeah, this little
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: things that give me enlightenment, A little mean things that
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I like to do, you actually do? Yeah, like Okay,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: if I see somebody's dog using like using outside, I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: like to hunk the horn real loud, and I didn't
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: right in the middle. Try to just make him do
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: that just such and enjoy. Yeah. Like if I see
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: somebody running for the elevator, I'm on the elevator and
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: hold it down. I'm coming. I act like I'm holding
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the door, but I go through the mode. You can
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: make it. Come on, man, come on, act like you Yeah,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't stop pushing that button. And then when that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: dope close, I love back down to me, right back down.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: That's fun. If I see somebody in the store, his
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: wife or his girlfriends, oh my god, just so much
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: like when they're not looking for condoms and looting your basket.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: When they get down, get your friends. Put that chick.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: See that look on when I see little old ladies
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: crossing the street. When you walk in that we didn't
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: get ready in front of Just hit the ghit, hit
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: that gay your foot on the brake right, get that
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: looking face straight up. I'm that guy. I don't mind
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: taking your party space. I don't mind if I see
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: you waiting, how did I get up in there? Don't
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: you wait? You're gonna work out for you. I love
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: to do this. I love to go to a restaurant
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: in the restaurant I go to in my birthday. Get
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: that check, you know, but you gotta say it low.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: You know you love diabetic and he's getting take your day.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: If I'm in church right and you got your baby
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: face to me, I'm gonna make him cry. Parents. Turn
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: around the best one right, you're going in the ladies
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: and ladies stories back in the biggest the big shops,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: and you switch the sizes right. You put side six
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: on the fourteen, so she thinked she got on the SI.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Come down. It's coming out right so much. Just the
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: last one right here on, just the last one, hitchas,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that the bets the best because you
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: know they've been out there for a while. You stopped
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: by two blocks up and you had to where you
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: got what come on that way? Didn't you drive your
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: heads just to watch him in the ride? Look, Oh
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: my god, I know people still here when that was
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the best he got broke down right, and you see
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: it on his faith. You hit that but and up
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: you want lock all his hes up. Nobody going down. Man.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: My favorite got to be the old lady on that wolf.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Come ready, but didn't they turn it crut you off?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Because they can't do that. Just Ross, I know you
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: put them condoms in that bad trying to figure out
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: which one of y'all? Right, who this fuss? You got
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: this yourself? You got another one? That one? Come all right,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: like gonna moved in the right, wait to get crowd. Yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: we all love movies. In the middle, right in the middle,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: middle seat, right in middle seat, right the whole movie.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, coming through? Gotta pe then you go back
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: in there. Excuse me? Come through? Still still head too
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: much soda? Hey, how much time in between you when
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: you leaving? All right? Right right, you gotta peak. I'm
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: just had too much soda. Got a peek. These little
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: things like with a couple of parties and this this dude,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: fat dude kept getting me. My boy told him say, man,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: come by one more. Alright, coming up one of our
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: favorite segments, The ignorance does not stop on this show,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: right or wrong? With the nephew and junior coming up.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: judge it's time for right or wrong with the nephew
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: and Junior take it away. Well this week, what's the debate? Well,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I mean i've been you know, you know you since
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Junior over there writing for you now and now he
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: ain't really got time for me, so I had anybody.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I don't wonder why he texted me back, you know,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: just he cussing me out. Be a text. Okay, this
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: is what I texting on. And you tell me what
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: you think. Tell this boy, if you break a mirror
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: with a rabbit's foot, you even ain't no bad little
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: coming down. If you break the mirror with a rabbit's foot,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: you're even You're not gonna get this seven. Nothing's going
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: to happen to get even, believe it. That's I don't
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: really understand where he's coming from with that. I don't
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: know why he thinks like that. That right there is
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: some ignorant thinking. Ain't a rabbit foot good luck? And
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: then the good little mirror bad luck there's been in years?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Right now if you break it with a saying no, no,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: nobody sees that. Well, the thing about this segment is
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I agree with that thing. He said, thank you, thank you.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: He'll go the one he didn't even respond to. I see,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: if you milt dry ice, you can take a bath
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: and not get with That's that's the stupidest thing. I
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: can't you yourself then listen, Wait, okay, wait, what if
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: you melt dry ice, you can take a bath and
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: not get where? You have to keep explaining it to them.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: They don't understand you, do you guys? Listen with your
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: eyes Quinn, don't make no okay, because I know it's
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: gonna make sense that you call right there. He he
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: hit me back with a bunch of courtion mark. When
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I text this one. I see in Rome the paramedics
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: called I VS. Force they forced. They're not I VS.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: They forced. You See what I'm saying, how don't make
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: sense to him? He's just gonna send me back a
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: bunch of question mall. So I don't I don't get it.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I don't four in rong boy, I don't get it.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: I don't get like I ain't nothing happened to you
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: get not going to be stupid. He's never not going
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: to say that way makes sense to me. You supposed
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: to be saying something here. I'm not only want to
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: understand it. You don't get it. See, I don't even
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: see why you damn about a I V. Phone. Well,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you just need to know what to call it. And
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: their fours over there. You don't want to be in
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: wrong saying I V is ain't not gonna know what
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. If you're sicking you in Rome, you
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: need a four. You need to tell him that it
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: was the Romans. But come, okay, okay, we were talking
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: about the greatest we were talking about. Now this we
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: did have conversations. We're talking about the greatest mysteries in
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: the world, the greatest mystery. And he was going through
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: these books and he was talking about these are mysteries
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: and then you know, like uh Bermuda Triangle. He thought
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: these were like great mysteries. I told him, now you're
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: telling me, if I'm right on, there's only two great
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: mysteries that nobody knows about. And I told him, nobody
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: knows how the door on the bus closes after the
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: driver gets off. You know what I'm saying. You know
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, That great mystery how that door gets
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: closed when the driver gets off and going, And that's
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: a great mystery, not on the body, not on the bus.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: How no he gets off? Okay, now here's another one
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: that I tell him was a great mystery. Then it
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with no books and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, listen, nobody knows how the man who
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  Speaker 1: drives the snow plow gets to work? How does he
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  Speaker 1: get there? You know what I'm saying, Man, he puts
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  Speaker 1: so much start into these. Okay, I'm telling me that.
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  Speaker 1: How does the man that dry the snowplow, that plows
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  Speaker 1: the streets before people go to work? How does he
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  Speaker 1: get to water his hose? He just backing out the drive.
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  Speaker 1: Cleveland's in the build that house. Why do you sound
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  Speaker 1: like he's getting here? Because I don't. Since you think
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  Speaker 1: anything at I can tell you go ahead and time
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  Speaker 1: and ask me all of them. Let me just go
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  Speaker 1: startable with all of them, and I'll just give you
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  Speaker 1: the real answers. Go ahead, Well, I have more, I
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  Speaker 1: have some things I want to No, No, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you can go back to the beginning and
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  Speaker 1: I give you real answers to it, because I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: of it. Okay, Well let's go to this here. If
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  Speaker 1: you melt dry ice, you can take a bath and
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  Speaker 1: not get wet. But you're gonna burn your gass up.
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  Speaker 1: Next question, come out? Tell junor in Rome the paramedic
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• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: it was then it was the mystery. You know, nobody
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  Speaker 1: knows how the door on the bus closes after they
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  Speaker 1: needed old mom, and then nobody knows what you already
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  Speaker 1: said that one. Okay, here'll go the last one one moment,
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  Speaker 1: all right, tell him that man evolved from the monkey.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait, we gotta go to break. You're listening to
• 1:24:17
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  Speaker 1: with your last right? A wrong? JUNI can I do
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  Speaker 1: the last one? Man? Go ahead? We're talking to me why,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what the problem
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  Speaker 1: I want to get? Okay, sure, surely just stay with me.
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  Speaker 1: Man evolved from monkey? Right? Uh? Now? From eight? From eight? Am? I? Right? No,
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  Speaker 1: just go ahead, stupid, I'm all I told him was
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  Speaker 1: if man evolved from monkey, the monkeys that are here
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  Speaker 1: now just ain't turned into man yet yeah, to give
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  Speaker 1: them time. Well, let me ask you this question. Uh,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: if man came from monkey, why I still monkeys? That's
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. You gotta give them time. They
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  Speaker 1: just ain't how much time they need because it's been
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: thousands of years so far. I came here already. Man,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not with you. Just done this weekend. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: this past weekend. I forgot to tell you. Got it?
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  Speaker 1: I know that's a professional chef. Was a Whole Food
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  Speaker 1: and people bumb rushed the Whole food with signs picketing
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  Speaker 1: meat eaters. If you had meat in your grocery cart,
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  Speaker 1: they took it out. They had signs like animals want
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  Speaker 1: to live too, and they took out all your meat
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  Speaker 1: and put it on count They stood in front of
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  Speaker 1: the Whole Foods meat counter and they boycotted anybody that
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  Speaker 1: was in there eating meat. That's wrong. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: stopped eating meat, but I ain't bother. Nobody don't want
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  Speaker 1: to eat me but taking But it's not right. It's
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: not right of you to enforce your beliefs or someone else. Look,
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  Speaker 1: that's no better than the skinheads and clu klux Klan
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  Speaker 1: marching to spread their beliefs and people don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. If you don't want to be a vegan,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to be. If you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be a meat either, it's perfectly I have two children
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  Speaker 1: that's vegans. You don't have to be a meat either.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't come to my house or to the
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  Speaker 1: store and take my meat out my counter and put
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  Speaker 1: it back because you don't want to eat me. Animals
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  Speaker 1: want to live too. But a lot of y'all got
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: on leather shoes, you know them kids. You know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of pigskin. Y'all playing football. You've got basketball, that's
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: pigs kid. You know a lot of that. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Look, man, it's okay that
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  Speaker 1: you're vegan and I a port. People who want to
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  Speaker 1: be vet. You can't stop me from eating meat because
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  Speaker 1: that's not what you want to do. Animals want to
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  Speaker 1: be I'm gonna your head. You ain't. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you right now. If I haven't paid for it, you
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  Speaker 1: take it out of my bath. They're up at the
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  Speaker 1: register and when you're trying to buy you oh, they
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: were all over this whole food and the shift that
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  Speaker 1: I know they told at all of them, and he
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: was going back and forth with him. He sayd Hey,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: y'all want to be vegans. That's cool, y, I got
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I gotta buy this meat. Wow, nobody's that's the whole
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  Speaker 1: food on the soot walbart and stuff right there at
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: the register. You feel to get your an Wow. Young
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  Speaker 1: people in the video, young people mostly, young people, old
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: people everyone. Yeah, I miss a lot of people with
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: signs that they had printed up. You just can't do that.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: It's wonderful to be a vegan. I support that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: A really few depressing reasons someone will lie on a date, alright,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: depressing reasons, some good reasons. You want to hear these,
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  Speaker 1: and then you give us yours, all right. They don't
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  Speaker 1: believe they're good enough, so they'll lie. Make Uh. They
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  Speaker 1: think of love, They think of love, of dating and
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: of relationships as a game, so they lie. They don't
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  Speaker 1: know any better. They just don't know any better, so
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: they lie. I'm I'm lying. I'm not I'm laying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna yeah, and I know you guys have I'm not
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you if I want to be with you.
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  Speaker 1: That's just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the
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  Speaker 1: three main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They
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  Speaker 1: think of it as a game, and they just simply
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  Speaker 1: do know. It's not that you don't think you good enough.
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  Speaker 1: You're just making show you good enough. Yeah, build it up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, that it that you don't thank you
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  Speaker 1: good enough. Keep just trying to stack the day. How
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  Speaker 1: much you make a year found you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you make forty about you know, I get it. It's
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: a bonus at the end of the year. And then
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: they keep a hopeful of things gonna be. Yeah, I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: just got this job, so I'm on pace. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: bonus check at the end of you be three, hunting, sick,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: and nothing. Because they think it's a game. They just think,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: you know, dating, love and relationships. They think of it
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: as a game. It's just a game. So well, for
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: guys in the throwback business, it is a game. Some
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: girls into it for game too. They just want to
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  Speaker 1: see if they can run their little situation and make
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  Speaker 1: it work out, you know. And a lot of women
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: are playing the game now, so a lot of people
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: do think it's a game. It sounds to me like
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: you're justifying all this line that I'm not justifying nothing.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: But a lot of people think it's a game. Me
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: and the women now treat dating like a game. That's
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: why so many that's why families just broken the every
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: But everything jacked up now because TV show man that Catfish,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: that's unbelievable to me. Three years online with a person
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: didn't you're going to meet him. But I'm in a
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: damn stranger. Connor cart Man, this little dude, good looking,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: little black kid, was on Catfish. I went to see
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  Speaker 1: this girl when man, you should have seen this girl. Dog.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to your dog to do on Catfish.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God out of store because they know
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  Speaker 1: what the person looked like. This big girl came to
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: this dope man. It was lying to my She not here,
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  Speaker 1: come back later. And the little dude, good looking, little
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  Speaker 1: black dude. I couldn't understand it. Man, where you you
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: kid got to have plenty girl friends back in St. Louis.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna caught this playing downhill. It's me that little
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: dude looks on. She finally came clean and said of me,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: what's what she looked like George Wallace, Mama, it was
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  Speaker 1: you don't show called money. It's a room what mama,
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  Speaker 1: Joe yourself right now? Wow you wait? No no no wait,
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  Speaker 1: no wait no wait, It's time to get out of
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  Speaker 1: here and close out the show we have. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with just one more thing right after these jams. Jesus,
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• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: we got to start off with ice Cube being your
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  Speaker 1: your special guest today on your talk show, Steve Live
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  Speaker 1: from Hollywood. Yea, yeah, ice Cube is gonna be greatness.
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to make sure? Yeah? Definitely. What
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: are you going to talk about telling you you get nothing? Teaser? Teaser,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna tell it's gonna be okay. Yeah, man, I
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: got a video you need to see you on ice Cube?
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  Speaker 1: Your love is okay? All right? Yeah? Could I make
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  Speaker 1: you want to do so with your boys? Huh uh?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: I was just as he got two sons, So come on,
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  Speaker 1: tell me answer the question he could do something with
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: these two sons. Why he can't everybody else doing something
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: with two sons? Just like Shade, I just through it.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't had nothing in man. I ain't got no
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: joke for it, y'all just already laughing wrong. It's just
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: the way he said it. What you said. You know,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: maybe he won'ta do something with it too, Okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: me and my son and we'll do some frank calls.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: The Miles Boys got a frank seat. You could just
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  Speaker 1: go out there and shoot jumpers in tracking block all
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: them on me so much dollar. Yeah, well, I mean,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I was going to talk about hip hop squares.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure because that's coming back out. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good show. Yes, yes, Michael Blackson, Biba Brown, Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I really like Mike Epps is on there. Yeah. Funny, Yeah,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: he's funny. He is funny. But Michael black Man, did
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: you see the thing you did about Yes, we waited,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: we played it yeah last week. Yeah, um, you know
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: what he talked about giving and now is the time
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: since it's the last last break of the day. Um.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Disasters like Hurricane Harvey. We talked about this on the
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  Speaker 1: show All Less. We bring out the best in people,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: it also brings out crooks and scammers. It brings out
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: the worst in people as well. People who want to
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  Speaker 1: do people into thinking they're donating into real charitable organizations.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: My pastor talked about this on Sunday, so please, our
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: advice is to double check and organization's website. Never give
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: money through a link in an email, Always go directly
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: to a site, and never donate to someone demanding cash
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: or a wire transfer. Okay, a lot of people are
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: just capitalizing, you know, on the on the flood and
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: and the aftermath and everything. So please, you know. UH,
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  Speaker 1: In the meantime, if you want to get involved and
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: you're not local, the American Red Cross UH still have
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: their donate online. UH. You can text the word Harvey
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  Speaker 1: to nine Z can donate ten dollars there. Also, the
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: FEMA National Flood Insurance Program is going to end on
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: September unless Congress votes to renew it. And of course
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: this is right when thousands of people who lost everything
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: in Hurricane Harvey will be looking to the program for that.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: MS mean, to get rid of it. Would yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: not doing this crisis. I know, I know, I mean
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: you would really think you would think, but how many
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: times have you thought, yeah, I mean he showed up
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: selling hats, so you won't put nothing? There should be
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: a no brainer, Yeah, really absolutely. We heard earlier what
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: he's doing with Obamacare cutting that budget. So anyway, alright, Steve,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: we'll watch you today on your show. Congratulate hot Man.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: Need everybody's support on this one. Man. Really appreciate it,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: y'all always have. So that's good to go. Man. It's
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: a good show though it's very different. The old talk
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: show was gone, new talk show began. Well, I mean,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: change is good, though, change you gotta be You gotta
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: can't be afraid to reinvent yourself. If you want to
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: stay where you at and you keep doing what you've
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: been doing, you're gonna keep getting what you've been getting.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta try something, and I preach it, but you
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: gotta practice what you preach. And one thing you do
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: that you do change, You do reinvent yourself. You do
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: get tired of stuff and try. Yeah, you're never key.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: That was not me, just a lot that was not
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about Lyne earlier? Yeah, yeah, that's great.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Clearly it was you that was not me. Promise you.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: I don't you don't even see my keys, you know,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: j ol J got impatient, he ain't got time. I
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: don't never know he's got to go to ride on
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: your TV show, though, So when are you thinking about it?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing that he's up to ask Steve
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: about it. When we tell people to DVR and record
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: your talk show, do they need to watch it the
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: same day? If you watch it within I think it's
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: pney four hour seven. If you watch it within seventy
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: two hours, I get to get credit. Okay, someone put
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: that out there. Okay, yeah, because a lot of people
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: are at work. Well, if you were watching that night,
• 1:38:13
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• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: that work. You ain't doing that? Yeah, why not? But
• 1:38:22
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• 1:38:26
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• 1:38:31
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• 1:38:38
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• 1:38:41
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• 1:38:45
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• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:55
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