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Church Complaints, One Has To Go, Steve's Voicemail, Weed In The Church Van, and more! - 01.27.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So don't given
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  Speaker 3: them back.
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  Speaker 1: A million bus bussy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah listening to to.
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  Speaker 4: I don't joy? Yeah, Joy, You don't do that?
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  Speaker 5: Turn you.
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  Speaker 4: Turn, you gotta turn, Well.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 6: Turn.
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  Speaker 4: I probably got to turn mouth turn.
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  Speaker 2: The water of the mony up looking, come.
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  Speaker 5: Come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think that a huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, dig
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  Speaker 7: me one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: What God doing, y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 7: What he doing? What he doing in your life? He
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  Speaker 7: doing something? He moving, he working. Don't lose your patience though,
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  Speaker 7: see I did that before. Don't lose your patience. Don't
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  Speaker 7: get so sick of waiting that you take matters into
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  Speaker 7: your own hands. Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it.
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  Speaker 7: Listen to me. You're listening to somebody who's done it
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  Speaker 7: that way. I had a dream, I had a vision.
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  Speaker 7: I had some hope, I have some faith, I have
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  Speaker 7: some aspirations. But I got a little impatient waiting on it.
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  Speaker 7: So I tried a couple other things.
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  Speaker 2: Move it along. Boy. I can't tell you how I
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  Speaker 2: messed it up.
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  Speaker 7: Then I messed it up then, because God gave me
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  Speaker 7: the power of decision. What I had to do was
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  Speaker 7: then after I took matters into my own hand, messed
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  Speaker 7: it up.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I guess what. He still got something fummy.
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  Speaker 7: But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I
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  Speaker 7: gotta straighten them out. I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta pay for my transgressions. All of that, All
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  Speaker 7: of that, it's gotta go down. You can't do something
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  Speaker 7: wrong and not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
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  Speaker 7: call it whatever you want to call it. Every action
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  Speaker 7: has an equal and opposite reaction every action.
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  Speaker 2: If it just.
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  Speaker 7: Stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
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  Speaker 7: but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
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  Speaker 7: ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
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  Speaker 7: be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
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  Speaker 7: So you need you need the opposite. You need the
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  Speaker 7: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
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  Speaker 7: You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
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  Speaker 7: so that sun can it can soak up the sun
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  Speaker 7: and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
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  Speaker 7: get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
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  Speaker 7: happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
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  Speaker 7: that you can do wrong and not have to pay
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  Speaker 7: for that. You think this is man. We think man,
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  Speaker 7: because we'd have made a decision that we think is
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  Speaker 7: best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else,
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  Speaker 7: we got the right to make that call.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 7: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
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  Speaker 7: gang life, telling you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, you need to be this way to be
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  Speaker 2: down with us. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 7: Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
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  Speaker 7: many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around
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  Speaker 7: the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
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  Speaker 7: when it's time to do some time and they can
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  Speaker 7: lessen they sentence, you gonna get that time.
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  Speaker 2: They gonna point their finger dead at you.
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  Speaker 7: I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I
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  Speaker 7: watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man,
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  Speaker 7: all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there,
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  Speaker 7: just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even
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  Speaker 7: the mob turns stateside of it, then go fed all that.
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  Speaker 7: Now we are now the hood. We didne created this
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  Speaker 7: ignorant mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you
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  Speaker 7: don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
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  Speaker 7: a cold of honor. If you do dirt and you
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  Speaker 7: get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
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  Speaker 7: if I was with you. That's a cold of honor
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  Speaker 7: amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
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  Speaker 7: that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten honor.
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  Speaker 7: They done brought that stuff back to the street. Now
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  Speaker 7: that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You
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  Speaker 7: got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
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  Speaker 7: That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst
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  Speaker 7: themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
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  Speaker 7: drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man,
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  Speaker 7: you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
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  Speaker 7: a law biding citizen.
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  Speaker 2: Dog.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't
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  Speaker 7: want no crack house up street from my mama's house.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't
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  Speaker 7: do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you.
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  Speaker 7: You got to make a decision every day to do right.
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  Speaker 7: God ain't got no protection you on dirt. You got
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  Speaker 7: what you got coming. You made a decision. You go
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  Speaker 7: down there to get some you might get got See,
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  Speaker 7: we got to come on. I'm talking to so many
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  Speaker 7: men out here right now. I should have said that
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  Speaker 7: in beginning, but a conversation kind of got away from me.
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  Speaker 7: I was gonna talk to you about something else this morning.
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  Speaker 7: But they're just only man. Because our communities. Man, it's
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  Speaker 7: just going to the pot man because it ain't nobody
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  Speaker 7: can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see
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  Speaker 7: the young dude over there doing wrong. Look at them,
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  Speaker 7: foods over the man. Go over there and talk to
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  Speaker 7: one of them. Pull them to the side.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 7: You might not be able to approach the group, but
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  Speaker 7: you can approach an individual.
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  Speaker 2: Come in, young man. Let me talk to you. I
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  Speaker 2: saw you the other day.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 7: You look like you got something going on in your life.
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  Speaker 7: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
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  Speaker 7: Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
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  Speaker 7: you was doing.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 7: It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
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  Speaker 7: as a limo driver, and the dude the prank was
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  Speaker 7: he called this limo company to ask it's this limo
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  Speaker 7: driver to take him to this location late at night,
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  Speaker 7: and the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 7: I got you. I don't normally work like that. But
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  Speaker 7: how long you need it?
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  Speaker 2: He say? For just about an hour?
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  Speaker 7: He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge you for
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  Speaker 7: the full three though, because a three hour minimum. Tommy
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  Speaker 7: told him, now, I just need it for one hours.
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  Speaker 7: He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man.
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  Speaker 7: You're trying to do something. Where you want to go?
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  Speaker 7: He gave an address. The man stopped writing. He said,
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  Speaker 7: that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want
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  Speaker 7: to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night.
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  Speaker 7: He said yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a
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  Speaker 7: few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I
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  Speaker 7: need for you to flow it that to do with
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  Speaker 7: the limo. He stopped writing. He said, hold on, hold on, man,
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  Speaker 7: you want me to take you to a bank twelve
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  Speaker 7: thirty at night. You gonna be in there for a
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  Speaker 7: few minutes and you gonna come out, and you want
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  Speaker 7: me to flow it. He said, sir, I don't do
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  Speaker 7: stuff like that. He said, you got the wrong company.
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  Speaker 7: He said, what made you call here? He said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: don't worry about that. You a limo come to you.
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  Speaker 2: Just drive.
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  Speaker 7: He stopped and took the time out. He said, young man,
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  Speaker 7: let me tell you something. He said, I've been down before,
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  Speaker 7: I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said,
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  Speaker 7: that's what's wrong with you young people today. Instead of
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  Speaker 7: going to get a job, trying to work your way,
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  Speaker 7: you're always looking for some fast money.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.
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  Speaker 7: Don't go down there messing with them people's money like
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  Speaker 7: that because they love that money way more than they
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  Speaker 7: love you, and they gonna do something to you down there.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you stop this foolishness.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm not caring you know where, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: take a little bit of time out to tell you something.
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  Speaker 7: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
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  Speaker 7: because it ain't gonna go good. They gonna take care
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  Speaker 7: of their business when they come to that money. Tommy
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  Speaker 7: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
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  Speaker 7: the limo. It was a plank phone call, but The
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  Speaker 7: point I'm making is the man took our time. He
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  Speaker 7: could have just hung the phone up. But you know
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  Speaker 7: what he said. He said, hold up, young man, let me.
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  Speaker 2: Hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked
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  Speaker 2: up before.
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  Speaker 7: He said, no, no, no, See I've done that when I
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  Speaker 7: was young, now almost and I'm gonna take some moment
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  Speaker 7: out to tell you I'm up here, working man trying
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  Speaker 7: to earn an honest living. I ain't going back down
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  Speaker 7: there because I don't. They make you eat what they
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  Speaker 7: want you to eat. You don't want the food. You
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  Speaker 7: got to get up when they say get up. You
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  Speaker 7: gotta stay where they say stay, live with who they
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  Speaker 7: say live. He said, man, you don't want that, and
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  Speaker 7: he just tried to talk the young man out of me.
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  Speaker 7: You can change a young man's mind with a conversation.
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  Speaker 7: A conversation can change a young man's mind. Most of
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  Speaker 7: these young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with
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  Speaker 7: real men. They just not having them. And it's up
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  Speaker 7: to us who know what manhood is. It's to start
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  Speaker 7: delivering the message. The problem that we have in our
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  Speaker 7: communities we can solve ourselves. It's to escalate it to
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  Speaker 7: a point because we who are men, won't stop on
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  Speaker 7: our corporate climb and our day to day making money
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  Speaker 7: and trying to ball out. We won't stop and grab
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  Speaker 7: some of these young soldiers and tell them the truth
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  Speaker 7: about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay, sah, I went there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know where they came from.
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  Speaker 1: Your listenings to the Steve Harvey Morning, shall.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me have your
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  Speaker 7: divided attention. This is my very wide opening for the morning.
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  Speaker 7: Want you to have a great time. Come on to
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  Speaker 7: join in with us. Put your hand on somebody's back
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  Speaker 7: and say hey, I love you, and allow them to
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  Speaker 7: say I love you, and together we can have love
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  Speaker 7: in this world, and this world will have more love. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but that ain't working right now, so welcome to the steat.
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  Speaker 2: See where you get that from. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Just came to me, thought i'd do it. Ain't no
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  Speaker 7: need of doing the same thing. It's a new day,
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  Speaker 7: new chance, new opportunity. Man, Let's make the best of it.
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  Speaker 2: God is good. Yeah, years, man.
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  Speaker 7: Gratitude affects your altitude all the time, but it's brought
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  Speaker 7: on by your attitude.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get it together.
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  Speaker 7: Baby, that's the world we live in today, Shearlon Strawberry
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  Speaker 7: calling for real my out of the South junior boy
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  Speaker 7: and my man myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. See like you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes they because they ain't got no.
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  Speaker 7: Cheerleader chick for yourself. Yeah, clap it up for you.
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  Speaker 7: So sometimes you gotta clap it up for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like Snoop Dogg said, I want to thank you. I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank me last, but not least.
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  Speaker 8: I want to think me. Believe in yourself, love yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Ju, what's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 1: I just said, are you feeling pretty good today?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am.
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  Speaker 1: You sound good?
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  Speaker 2: I feel good? You know, whatever it is, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 7: You know, some days have some few more challenges in
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  Speaker 7: it than others, and.
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  Speaker 2: But I survived all of them so far.
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  Speaker 7: This too shall pass, that's for sure, and I'm expecting
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  Speaker 7: great things to happen in my life. Man, gratitude check yesterday,
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  Speaker 7: I really did have to do a gratitude check because
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  Speaker 7: what I found out was as humans and I myself
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  Speaker 7: guilty of this often in my quest to do better
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  Speaker 7: and be better, in my quest to accomplish the next
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  Speaker 7: level and reach for more goals and get higher and higher.
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  Speaker 7: I sometimes forget to have the right level of gratitude
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  Speaker 7: for where I am. And if you pursue the quest
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  Speaker 7: wholeheartedly with everything that's in you, and it's constantly grind, grind, go, go, go,
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  Speaker 7: go go, you will humanly forget to say thank you
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  Speaker 7: and be grateful for where you are.
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  Speaker 2: And now you've negated your.
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  Speaker 7: Opportunity, Steve Harvey for further advancement, because God, in his
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  Speaker 7: infinite wisdom and supreme judgment, he's thinking, well, if he
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  Speaker 7: ain't grateful for this, ain't no need of me over
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  Speaker 7: burdening him with more. Or if you're complaining about your
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  Speaker 7: present condition, be also saying maybe I don't need to
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  Speaker 7: put no more on them because this is causing so
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  Speaker 7: much stress and problems. You know, Biggie said, more money,
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  Speaker 7: more problems. But if you focus so much on the problems,
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  Speaker 7: then maybe God won't give you mold because.
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  Speaker 2: He already know you already complaining about this?
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  Speaker 9: Right, all right, something to ask you?
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  Speaker 1: Look at God, I'll do all right.
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  Speaker 8: Church complaints coming up at thirty two minutes after the
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  Speaker 8: hour right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is Monday, the day
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  Speaker 8: after Sunday. It is time for church complaints with Reverend
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  Speaker 8: Motown and Deacon death Jam.
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  Speaker 7: Here we go, we gavel on this path Kituus day
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  Speaker 7: as we memorialize the reconciliation of the fact that church
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  Speaker 7: complaints is done.
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  Speaker 2: On a Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we.
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  Speaker 7: Dobiesly we were do be I a sleep recognized. This
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  Speaker 7: is the bitter faction. Oh, stop recollection and dubiasification. Do
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  Speaker 7: the complained Lord. Sorry, alright, it's all right. Let us
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  Speaker 7: begin with uh church complaints all on Monday.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, sir, all right, pastor, we got a problem. Brother
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  Speaker 10: chamber is having a problem. Every time he is liquid
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  Speaker 10: pouring or running, he starts to pee on himself. If
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  Speaker 10: he's pumping gas, he start paying. If he turned on
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  Speaker 10: the water on the sink, he starts paying. Now what
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  Speaker 10: else happened is you poured a glass of water during
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  Speaker 10: the sermon eye yesterday and of course he started pa
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  Speaker 10: So everybody on the pill got well. You know, so
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  Speaker 10: they they want you to put by the Chambers out
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  Speaker 10: the church.
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  Speaker 2: It's up to year out.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not going to do that because, unbeknownst to many,
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  Speaker 7: I have the same problem.
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  Speaker 1: As Brother Chambers.
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  Speaker 7: When I play golf and it's a waterfall, I have
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  Speaker 7: to go pick. When I play golf, if I hit
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  Speaker 7: the ball in the water, the splash sound causes me
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  Speaker 7: to year in me. If I pass by the beverage
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  Speaker 7: cart and the little white girl is pouring a drink.
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  Speaker 2: For somebody, I have to go peet.
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  Speaker 7: That is why I wear the same long dark robe
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  Speaker 7: every Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: He you may have, I an't leave here. I so
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  Speaker 2: leave Brother Chambers alone.
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  Speaker 7: And when Brother Chambers figure out how to stop it,
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  Speaker 7: somebody let me know I can stop too, and refuse
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  Speaker 7: to wear a dependent refuse. That's a lot of back
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  Speaker 7: you out even now, let's have a McDonald's cook take
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  Speaker 7: to my thigh.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am, the big gulp or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Supicide, supicide, all.
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  Speaker 10: Right, pastor our here's another situation. Our scooter members, I
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  Speaker 10: ask him for a charging section. They've been running out
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  Speaker 10: of power. Now we didn't know it, but Sister George
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  Speaker 10: Guildry was stuck on the side of the church and
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  Speaker 10: didn't nobody know it till Sunday night. So they ask
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  Speaker 10: him for a charging section for the scooters or we're
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  Speaker 10: not gonna be able to invest in that.
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  Speaker 7: I've told the people. Most of them come here and
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  Speaker 7: run their battery down. Shouting. You're riding around in the
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  Speaker 7: circle at the church is not praizy. Going fast and
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  Speaker 7: backing up is not praise dancing. Now you up in
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  Speaker 7: the front, just back and forth, back and forth, back
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  Speaker 7: and forth. You're running your battery down in the hobble
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  Speaker 7: round and we're not gonna have a charging station for it.
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  Speaker 2: That is not praise dancing.
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  Speaker 7: I told y'all to take all the ones in hove
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  Speaker 7: around off the dance praise dance team, spinning in a circle,
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  Speaker 7: going forward, being back and up, come halfway down the high.
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  Speaker 2: Then you holler.
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  Speaker 7: Then drive all the way around two lefts and holler
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  Speaker 7: that ain't that ain't what that is?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Praise on your feet.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: All right, throwing them hubble rounds and reverse all faster
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: and stuff. All these gears. You hear them gears changing,
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: gears changing. Okay, that't charge in the station, and they're
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: not gonna have it. All right, You're gonna have to
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: do something with this boy now I left. You know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: he's a computer gear. He didn't hacked in the sister
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: darns phase. Hearing aid and it's playing Lil Wayne sounds
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: doing service.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: That's why she be cussing. What should we do with
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: this boy? So I think that I'm not gonna discourage
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: that boy. That boy run to be something.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Criminal.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I like that. Get word of hearing the age so
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I can hear what or she's hearing we we.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: A what?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Because I've always wondered what she was saying, we we we.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: We all right, nothing telling my hust be something to
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: the mustard. That's why Ketske stopped cussing. I was wondering
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: what that way lou Wayne.
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, now this is a serious situation. This
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: is a really a police matter, Pastor, but I don't
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: know what you want to do with it. I sister
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: Jazzmine ribbed a bank butt naked and got away with
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: it because no one I saw her face. They were
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: all looking at well, you know, but two of our
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: members were in the bank when she robbed it, and
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: they want you to try to help them get their
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: money back.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You say she was button nicked, Deacon, She was butt
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: naked when she robbed the bank.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: The Jasmine was nicked. Yes, yes, she her mercy, oh
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: the god, and no one saw her face pass I know,
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: I know that's right.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's been coming here for four years and I
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: haven't seen her face.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Glory glory.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never seen anybody put a whole new meaning
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: to the term little black dress. Lord her mercy, you know,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: I've never I don't have much such of a criminal
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: record anymore, so I'm not on probation. So if she
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: needs a place.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: To hide out, I have you even survive aiating in
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: a bidding for sure?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: If you them okay.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: At my place, we can blow over.
• 21:21
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  Speaker 8: great advice from the CLO that stands for Chief Love Officer.
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  Speaker 2: We call him the Close.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Shateria in Memphis writes, I have been dating
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: a younger man for four months, and he's been using
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: my car to go to work because I've worked from home.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: So I'm his mama now and I need to take
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: care of his needs. Would I be out of blind
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: to curse her out?
• 22:37
  Speaker 11: What?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: First of all, let's talk about a couple of things
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: that I noticed, Shateria, This man, you Dayton, got to
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: be young because your name is Shatiria, and I don't
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: know nobody named Shatria that was born in the seventies,
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Now you the one in here and rob this crackling.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: You're dating this little damn baby that just now got
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: off his bicycle. So he ain't even got a car.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Now you letting him use your car. You told him
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: you got to go to the doctor because you got
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: some medical complications. He can't do that. And then you
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: told him using mama's car, his mama's car.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Would I be.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Wrong for cussing her out or kicking hotel? What are
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: you doing? This is your fault. The fact that his
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: mama can call you, The fact that you had him
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: call his mama says you're in the wrong relationship. Shitteria.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: That rhymes with cafeteria. And that's where we have the
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: problem at right there. Your name, your age, and this
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: damn baby you done picked up and moved around in
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: here to your house that don't have a car. Bad
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: selection it ain't his mama it's the boy you selected
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: to be your man.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's your problem. Next question, all right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Tay in Ohio.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Tay says, I'm a twenty two year old student and
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: show the black girls on campus a lot of attention
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Like he said to well.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Let me let me give you, Let me let me
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: say something to you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: Now when you pull her to the side. I just
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: want you to understand that ain't the n delviy live culturally.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Once you pull them to the.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Side and start addressing it, you finna get way molding
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: you bought. Now the dude has told you to ignore it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: You could ignore it, but I understand the position he's in.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: He gives them extra attention so they don't hate him.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Look, are you enjoying this relationship?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Sounds lady?
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: It don't sound like she is to me. It's pretty
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: much with this you don't like the pressure, you don't
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: like what come with it. And he's not coping with
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: it real good either because he feel in some kind
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: of way. But now, let me explain something to you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Don't pull that black girl to the side.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: That's your point.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: Don't do that. Don't do that, sister, Heyby girl, listen
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: First of all, if you literally tap her on the
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: alboy and say come over here for a minue, let
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: me talk to you, not just don't do that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: First, it's gonna be a pause and hesitation, the disbelief
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: that you were addressing her. But if all the black
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: women you don't point you're gonna picked out her is
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: the one you gonna check her. I can't even tell
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: you how that's fit to go now. I don't know
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: if you're a cheerleader. I don't know if he an athlete.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you're on a debate team. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: don't know what you own. But do not grab Shiteria
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Junior and pull her to the side.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: This is not him.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do not do that. It's not going to go.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: Thank you, CeeLo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: and I had a card party over the weekend and
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: all night. He also urinated on himself and he had
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: on dark jeans. So my carpet is ruined in that spot.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: My husband and didn't want to make a big deal
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: out of it and embarrass him. So we have to
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: pay to have our carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: buddy pay for this?
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: You just so drunk you then fell asleep on the
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem,
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: and you was at the house.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: You got drunk.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: I know you couldn't help it, but you laid the
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: floor and you peed on yourself. Now my wife got
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: to replace the coppet. Man, can you give us a
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: little something on it?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: You know you should offer at that point.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't flow. No,
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: that was a bill. You think I peed on myself?
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Now that's bier. I laid in the bill. I saw
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: you a couple of honey. You're not going into it here,
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: grown no, hell no, hell no, it ain't nowhere. And
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: he ain't laying that any You can't prove he pre
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: don no, no, no, no, no, hold up, hold on, bro,
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: So you're gonna.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Come to me with that? Yeah, we got pictures. Hold up, dog,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: did you see me pee.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Ya on my phone?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Now hold up on who phone? Hold up? So
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: your girl take a picture of me peeing? Get turned. Yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: you gotta find somebody.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: He wasn't at home.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: I mean he could mention it to him, but it's
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: he the dude gonna deny it and stopping him. Card
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home, pee
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: on his own floor.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: The smell in that house, all right.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Stephanie in La Stephanie says, I'm in
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: my mid forties and I can't function without having sex
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: at least four times a week. I work long days,
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: so it's hard for me to meet a good man,
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: to meet good men, and I end up tensed up
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: been an option, but I don't want to be intimate
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen?
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: Should I go ahead and invite him over?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I don't feel I don't.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: love question, just a lost question. He's thirsty. You in
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: you know what gots to you and your forties and
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: you have to have sex full times a week.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: want me to tell you?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Your neighbor.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: You don't want to sleep with him because he's your
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: neighbor who's been.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Doing the four times a week for you up to now?
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: That far.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: See.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: What I think is, you gots to have sex four
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: times a week. Your problem is you can't find nobody
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: want to have.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Sex you full times a week. That's your real problem.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: That's what she said.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: Morning Show right after this, Hey.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Us apply, this is fantasia.
• 30:15
  Speaker 12: All right now you're listening to my man, the Steve
• 30:18
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: All right, here we go Steve to Boysmails we go
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Steve. This one's from an inspirational caller.
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: Let's just say, hey, mister Steve Harvey, you have been
• 30:37
  Speaker 13: an inspiration and I want to say thank you.
• 30:40
  Speaker 14: I leaped off that cliff, I took the late of faith.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I went out there.
• 30:45
  Speaker 14: I had a job that I was going to be
• 30:47
  Speaker 14: making one hundred and fifty thousand a year. I quit
• 30:50
  Speaker 14: that job to go out there to be an entrepreneur.
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: In two thousand and nine, my dad passed away on
• 30:57
  Speaker 14: January thirty first, two weeks later. I heard your voice
• 31:00
  Speaker 14: for the first time on the Morning Inspiration and you
• 31:03
  Speaker 14: have inspired me since then, and I just want to
• 31:06
  Speaker 14: say thank you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I heard you, big bro.
• 31:08
  Speaker 14: I heard you a million times a million. You said,
• 31:12
  Speaker 14: think bigger than what anything, that only God can be
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: able to give you the answer to it a million
• 31:19
  Speaker 14: times a million. I would love to share that with
• 31:22
  Speaker 14: you one day, and it's.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: All in the house.
• 31:26
  Speaker 14: Thank you, man.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 13: People hear you. They love you theay out here, they listening.
• 31:32
  Speaker 13: It's a lot of us.
• 31:33
  Speaker 14: Who've taken that leap of faith and we on that
• 31:36
  Speaker 14: path because once you got a million entrepreneurs where it's
• 31:39
  Speaker 14: a million dollars each, that's the trillion dollars and.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: We can do it. Love you, big bro.
• 31:45
  Speaker 14: Thank you again, mister Steve Harvey.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: You are the.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Man if you reach people. There.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was that was that was powerful. I appreciate
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: that man from the bottom of my heart. That's that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: But you know what that's that. That's God's grace man.
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: I mean you, you can't cut a deal for it.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: God just gives it to you. And he Didne gave
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: me the desires of my heart so many times and
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: and upped it. He'd have took the desires of my
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: heart and put some grace on it to got me.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: Well I ain't. I ain't even asked for that. And
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: look up and got that too. Yeah, got another one, Charlie.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: All right, more voicemail, Steve.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: This is Remember you do the closing remarks about haters.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Drop the mic. Let's go, Steve.
• 32:37
  Speaker 15: I listened to you just Saturday. Your closing remarks the
• 32:41
  Speaker 15: most beautiful words I have heard in a long time.
• 32:44
  Speaker 15: You may say dropped the mic. You should have dropped
• 32:47
  Speaker 15: the mic that time, because you really let your haters
• 32:52
  Speaker 15: know that it's all about them, because God used them
• 32:56
  Speaker 15: to put you where you are, to show you where
• 32:59
  Speaker 15: you had to go. Because I believe it. It had
• 33:02
  Speaker 15: not been to them hating on you. It might not
• 33:05
  Speaker 15: have cled his heart, but you did. You got it,
• 33:07
  Speaker 15: and you're moving on and you got You're awesome. I
• 33:11
  Speaker 15: love you mine.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: And you know what, man, I was just about to say,
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: I want to change the hater closing remarks. I want
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: I want to redo it because I wanted to add
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: some more to it because I've been thinking about it,
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: because it's really one of my favorite closing remarks.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It was very because.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: I just because it really opened up my heart man,
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: because I was I was handling these haters wrong. And
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: then God just started exposing to me. No, listen to me, man,
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: you need them. Let me show you what I did.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: And he just revealed it to me one morning I
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: was meditating. He said, every time they did this to you,
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: it calls this. I want to just show you something,
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: and I really started looking at it. Man, and like
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: the lady said, they didn't know, man, But they made
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: me work harder, they made me focused, they made me dry.
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: But the biggest gift haters gave me they pushed me
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: up under the wings of my heavenly father, Amen, and
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: tucked me under that. A man like I was thinking, Man,
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: you know what I actually thought. For the people who
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: actually kicked me and thought they was kicking me off
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: to the cliff, kicking me off the cliff, they actually
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: were just kicking me into my Lord and save his arms.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: That's all they did, man, When they laughed about me
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: behind my back, they just made me strong.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: The one thing, man, that kind of the only thing
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: that really bothered me about haters was dudes in the barbershop.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: That's the one that bothers me the most because I've
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: always prided myself on being a man's man, and I
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: know I am because there's not a man living who
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: knows who don't know that about me. I mean, if
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: you know me, you know that about me, then I'm
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: a man's man. I made lie of mistakes with females
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: who ain't, but when it comes to brotherhood, manhood or
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: I was locked in on that thing right there, and
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: I'm really really good at that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I'm an expert at it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: So when brothers in the barbershop be talking about me
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: because they ain't got all the facts or they'd have
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: jumped off the bandwagon, you know, man, that really kind
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: of bothered me because I go, damn dog, y'all too,
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: because I'm a man's man. If you meet me as
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: a man and you don't like me, I'm telling you, man, really,
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: it's because it's something wrong with you, dog, because really,
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: as a man, really, bruh, you really? You come on, man,
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: you can't meet me and not know that I'm that
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: dude right there. But now, even though the brothers in
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: the barbershop bothered me, the brothers in the barbershop helped
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: me out too, because a lot of them cats in
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: the barbershop was really cats that I thought I was
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: cool with. And that was the other purpose of the
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: haters too, so I could stop thinking somebody was really
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: alright with me and they really wasn't. Because you know,
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: sometimes man, it's just important to know who they are.
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: It's important to know who people really are in your life,
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: and you got to have certain circumstances to bring that
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: about so you can now know the truth about them.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: But it ain't everybody right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I got some great dudes in the barber Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: it's some great dudes in the barbershop that love me,
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: that have defend me, that a.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Stand up for me.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: But here come them cats in there and just you know,
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: want to jump on the bad wagon. You know, trolls
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: is everywhere. I appreciate the brothers that defend me, that say,
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: hey man, that ain't how that dude is. Y'all don't
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: know how it is. So I appreciate it. Go both ways.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But thank y'all, man, from bottom of my heart, thank y'all.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: after this.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Well, this is Kirk Franklin.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is second con what's going on?
• 37:02
  Speaker 11: This is your boy Kevin Harty less sub It's DJ
• 37:05
  Speaker 11: Kavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Did you know you can now buy a Hondai on Amazon,
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• 37:45
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: would you rather all?
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Right, here we go?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: live on the beach? Okay? Or would you rather live
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: in a in.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: The woods, on the beach, on the beach.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: On the beach, or a cabin in the woods?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Black people don't do cabin in the woods. That ain't
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: really what we do.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Do They do beaches?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: We do beaches. And may ask you a question, do
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: you have a house on the beach?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You just out on the sne.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: It's just out here on playing survival. I can't we
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: have a hog woods.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: You can have a you can have a little house
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: on the beach.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: Wait, Walliam, and I don't want a little house or
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: a beautiful cabin in the woods.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: A little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: In the oh well, I might have to go to
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: the woods.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: that woods.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: A beautiful cabin in the woods, or a little house
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't have them trees down in the wood though,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I need to. I got to be a sick.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: I got to need a little bit of I need
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: a little clear before you walk up to the house
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  Speaker 7: because the wool, I can't walk outside and all us
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: on the back porch.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly the beach.
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  Speaker 8: You can walk out to the water, walk along the beach,
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: clear your head.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Run.
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  Speaker 2: But when you got us in that little house though,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: that's the little house. Okay, but we wash up.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: Hit your window, bust your window. Night, grass in the way,
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: now the.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Woods.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: A bear can be in the woods.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Bad.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: When we got that clearing coming in the house, yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: knock that little cabin down.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I think you guys are born. I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: think you guys are kind.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Of what's what you got next? Show?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: All right? Here I go.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: Would you rather be stuck in traffic? Would you rather
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: never be stuck in traffic again? Never be stuck in
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: traffic again?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Period? Or would you rather never get a cold?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I missed, I missed the second part.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again? Or
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: would you rather never get a cold?
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: What?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: I never I'd never get a cold. I don't cared
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: about no traffic, in traffic.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I hate being stuck in traffic.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: I don't want no coal if I ain't gotta hell,
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: especially not not.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: In easy day.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna stay away from that cold because that turned
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: into something else, the traffic. We're gonna eventually go home.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: I got drive anyway. Hell, I'm sleeping.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: About not that you stunt though, would you rather?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going slect. I got drive. If you do this,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: go ahead? What else you got?
• 40:55
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: We're coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: right after this.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: This is Kevin Hart, and I want to thank everybody
• 41:03
  Speaker 11: for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: All right, get ready, guys, It's time for a quick
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: game of one has to go kissing talking eye contact
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: during intimacy, kissing eye contact, you got one has to go.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: We kissing, we're talking and we're looking gazing into each
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: other phone.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: We don't already talks? Yeah, man, no talk, I contact.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I don't need that. Gave me a full blow. I understand.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Just have a questions the entire time, of course it is.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I want response this, you know I want response this too.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I want to I got to talk all that eye contact.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be face and face. No, we didn't here
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: to see we had hit it feel that's why we're
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: in here. I looked at you. Mm hmm. All right.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: One has to go six packs abs being handsome or wealthy, Handsome,
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: wealthy or six pack?
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: Which one has handsome, wealthy or six pack?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't never been handsome?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Well, which one is already gone? It's already. Let me
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: speak for everybody on this show right here, see right there, right,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: No, listen, I'm gonna speak for everybody on this show
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: right here. Name them again, siry. One has to.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Go six pack, handsome or wealthy.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: So you're speaking for the man.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, go ahead for the men on this show,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: on this show, go ahead.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Two of these is gone at It ain't a six
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: pack on this ship. Ain't nobody hands on.
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: This hell though, I got a put, I got a
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: four put see right now?
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Folk pack ain't worth for damn everybody's sitting up here
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: counting four bumps.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Work out, damn what they do?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: They ain't got no six packs? Man, not hard. Do
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: you get a six pack?
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: And let's get on this handsome thing. That's another thing missing.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: That's the one, another one that you missing. No, no, don't
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: get on your birthday and get through high and mighty.
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: You the one missing that part. I ain't I know
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: you joke. Ain't nobody ugly with you?
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: All?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Mean?
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: We all are sitting up here on this zoom. No
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: one is coming to your rescue, right nobody, Sureley laughing,
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: call the smiling Monica, smile. You are not handsome. You
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: don't have a six pack. I got a vote, so
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: we can talk about them cars and them and them
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: and them, chataus you live in and all this hell.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: Junior got a new house, new trophy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: I ain't.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I ain't even gonna mention mine. We just.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: You should, matter of fact. Matter of fact, Charlie, you
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: can change the question with which two has to go?
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: I just don't get my two out the way right now? Yeah, yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: we can get rid of all the except one but
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: the next one.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Chreley, All right, stage dominoes black Jack one has.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: To go spades, dominoes and black jack.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: H one has to go black jack, black jack. That's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: money and stuff.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I can't get rid of that. What is we are
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: there for.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Spades, dominoes, black.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: In a long time, so yeah, I had to let
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: dominoes play when I was playing. Though you don't got
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: me too. What did you talk about?
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: I'm talking about the bulk, the vast majority. Go ahead
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: next week.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: All right, ocean View mountain View City Skyline one has
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: to go. Ocean View mountain View City Skyline one one
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: has to go.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: We're not in the mountains. I don't like heights like that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Mountains, mountains, most curve, it's high for you.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: So all right, thank you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: That's one had to go for today. All right, coming
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: up next, today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is please.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone in the morning, bothering me.
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: We'll get into that in just a minute, because right
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: now we got to deal with a nephew and his
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: prank phone call for today.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Nephew, what is it. Please?
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Well, you know we're going to speak about some things
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: that are going on at the church. And that's right
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: here is weed in the church van. All right, all
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: my own mind's clear.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: All they clear to my mom, My beautiful late mother,
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: leave these church people alone.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: You have to understand, mama, that there are things that
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: have to be pranked about. And this right here is
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: weed in the church. The band now cat dog, if
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: you would, let's take it there. Let's let's get to
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: the weed in the vand let's get to the weeds.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan, brother, brother Dan.
• 47:14
  Speaker 16: Then hello, hello on because let's see.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to read brother Dare brother Dan?
• 47:22
  Speaker 16: Oh listen?
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the church from Belt
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: the Baptist. H Hello, yeah, I'll call you. I'm trying
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: to get a little information about the church band. What's
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: what's your schedule?
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 47:35
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Will you drive the church? What's what's your schedule?
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 47:39
  Speaker 16: I drive the Wednesday Fridays and Sunday.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, Wednesday, Friday, this Sunday, Now Sunday. What what is
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: that schedule?
• 47:50
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Well Sunday.
• 47:51
  Speaker 17: I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
• 47:54
  Speaker 17: a little early.
• 47:55
  Speaker 16: It depends on some of the elderly people that I
• 47:57
  Speaker 16: have to go pick up and bring to the church.
• 48:00
  Speaker 17: Sure they get there okay, and get situated and make
• 48:04
  Speaker 17: sure they're on time for the service and.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Whatnot, okay, and then you take them back home after
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: service is over.
• 48:11
  Speaker 17: Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
• 48:13
  Speaker 17: unless they got family members or something that come up
• 48:15
  Speaker 17: there and lead them up there and want to take
• 48:16
  Speaker 17: them to dinner the something afterwards.
• 48:18
  Speaker 16: But you should get everybody back home.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay. Now this plans Sunday, which is part of
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They saying that
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: some of the church members that was on the band
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that that the church
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: van was spending like weed when they got on that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, they say the church van was spending like
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: weed when they got on there. And you are the
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: person that was driving them.
• 48:53
  Speaker 17: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not not the
• 48:55
  Speaker 17: van that that I'm driving.
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:58
  Speaker 16: I didn't smoke weed in no Vain.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Uh do you smoke weed? No?
• 49:05
  Speaker 16: I don't smoke weed. I mean not currently.
• 49:07
  Speaker 17: I mean I have before, but I don't smoke weed now,
• 49:10
  Speaker 17: and I would smoke weed before picking some people up
• 49:12
  Speaker 17: to Because now where are you carting it from?
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Who told you this? Well? All I know is what what?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: What's coming down? The pipeline? Is they saying that that
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: a couple of the members came complaining.
• 49:26
  Speaker 17: Let's see see now see this just happened last week
• 49:29
  Speaker 17: about this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline
• 49:32
  Speaker 17: is because just last week they came in me talking
• 49:35
  Speaker 17: about that I was using the band to go places
• 49:38
  Speaker 17: that I wanted to go to on.
• 49:38
  Speaker 16: My personal time. Now I don't do that. I don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 16: do stuff like that.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 49:42
  Speaker 17: I have had a past, I had a history, but
• 49:44
  Speaker 17: I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke
• 49:46
  Speaker 17: a no church fan.
• 49:48
  Speaker 16: So are you seriously talking?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: What? We're trying to We're trying to get to the
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: bottom of it and see what's going on with you.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Elderly person said, do you know which one?
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: They love me Every Sunday then.
• 50:02
  Speaker 16: People tell me they love me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 17: They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
• 50:06
  Speaker 17: they've ever met in their life, and so I really
• 50:08
  Speaker 17: find that hard to believe that you getting these type
• 50:11
  Speaker 17: of complaints about me.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, one of them saying feeling like who we I
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: don't know what that means or nothing like that.
• 50:17
  Speaker 16: Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
• 50:20
  Speaker 16: know you don't know me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 17: But I've been driving this van as a point to
• 50:25
  Speaker 17: try to change my life and where I come from.
• 50:27
  Speaker 17: So this was something that I wanted to volunteer even
• 50:30
  Speaker 17: though I'm getting paid to give my time to.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Do this for the church.
• 50:33
  Speaker 17: And now this is like the second instance where y'all
• 50:36
  Speaker 17: came at me on some stuff about.
• 50:38
  Speaker 16: Like I'm trying to do something with this van.
• 50:40
  Speaker 17: Now, why would I disrespect the church van by smoking
• 50:42
  Speaker 17: weed in it and then letting the weeds stay in
• 50:44
  Speaker 17: there so other people.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Could smell it?
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: We're gonna go out here to the church man to
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: if we see any treeds or anything around the driver
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: or seat, then that then then we're gonna We're gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: definitely uh open the van up. Man.
• 51:05
  Speaker 17: I was raised in that church man, My mama, go
• 51:07
  Speaker 17: to that church, my grandma, see go to that church.
• 51:09
  Speaker 16: See the reason we even all left that church.
• 51:12
  Speaker 17: And you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving
• 51:14
  Speaker 17: around in the band full of elderly people smoking.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Some like wedad.
• 51:21
  Speaker 14: I don't know why to shut the fan smell like weed?
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: Man, I don't.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: I don't got the answers to these questions.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Did you have some weed in your pocket and live
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: there with just smell it?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I ain't had no weed on me.
• 51:34
  Speaker 17: Stop trying to say like I had weed on and
• 51:36
  Speaker 17: you ain't gonna give me nothing myth that had no
• 51:38
  Speaker 17: and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now
• 51:40
  Speaker 17: you ain't gonna mess up.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: My name or my family's name in this church and
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: disrespect us like this. Now we've been helping this church
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: for years and.
• 51:47
  Speaker 17: I'm trying to tell you that I ain't riding around
• 51:50
  Speaker 17: in no fans.
• 51:50
  Speaker 16: Smoking no weed with no elderly people.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: had any weed on them?
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: No?
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: No, think about no hel people having no weed.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: So you just assume it's me what one of them?
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Guy?
• 52:05
  Speaker 14: Got call or something?
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: What what?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: What you know? What you know?
• 52:09
  Speaker 12: Who?
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I think?
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: What?
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Did you know? Who I think the weed belonged to?
• 52:12
  Speaker 16: Oh?
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think I think the weed belonging iph You
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: tell me from the Steve Harvey Show. Man, Damn, you
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: just got pray. Oh my god, you just got pray.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: What is his name?
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: His name is brother, brother Lawrence, Lawrence Lawson.
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: Oh my.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Larry called Larry law Man, Larry.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Larry here in trouble with me.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I canna hit him with the man. God Man, one
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: more thing. I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: what is the saddest and I mean the baddest radio.
• 53:06
  Speaker 16: Show in the land? Man Steve all In Morning.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Man, going on Risk Man the rest of the day.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: I try, Man.
• 53:19
  Speaker 16: I know I ain't gonna smell Louise.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: All right, thank y'all, Thank y'all so kindly for participating
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: in the wonderful, wonderful weed in the church.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Man. Yes, yes, I know I smell it. I know
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I smell it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: this week. I know we when I smell Wow.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: All right, y'all already know you can catch me soundstage, Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: That is February Wary the eighth, But let me take
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: you by Fibruary the seventh, Friday Night on the Own Network,
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: It is back again, Ready to Love.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Ready to Love Philadelphia Style. Baby. I'll bet a tune
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  Speaker 8: Hi, this is Shirley Strawberry. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: It's Steve Arbin Martin show Man. You only get hated
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  Speaker 7: down and address them because you stopping your progress.
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  Speaker 2: And they don't have power unless you give it to them.
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  Speaker 8: It is time out for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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  Speaker 2: It could be buckle up, hold on tight, we got it,
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew, I mean thank you Thomas Miles. That's
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  Speaker 8: right that week here Thomas Miles. All right, subject, please
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  Speaker 8: leave me alone in the morning, please all right. Dear
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  Speaker 8: Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty years old and I've been in
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  Speaker 8: an open relationship with my man for almost twenty years.
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  Speaker 8: Instead of cheating on one another, we do what we
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  Speaker 8: do and keep it one hundred at all times. It
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  Speaker 8: works for us, so people can judge us all they
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  Speaker 8: want to. I get so tired of my man at times,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm glad I can go and release my tension elsewhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's not always about sex either.
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  Speaker 8: I have a soul tie with another man and he's
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: just as special as my live in partner. I have
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: to keep him satisfied and nurture that relationship, and it's
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  Speaker 8: wearing me.
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  Speaker 17: Then.
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  Speaker 8: I work from home and my live in wakes up
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  Speaker 8: at four point thirty in the morning to start his day.
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  Speaker 8: He's a morning person, meaning he's a type to want
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  Speaker 8: sex when he rolls over every morning. That used to
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  Speaker 8: not be a problem until I started dealing with my
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  Speaker 8: other man more regularly. He also likes sex in the morning,
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: and when I meet him a few days a week
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  Speaker 8: for breakfast, I sometimes have to forego the sex because
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: I've already been thoroughly.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Pleased for the day.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: It has gotten to the point where I have to
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: ask both of the men if they could please leave
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: me alone in the morning. It's like the older they got,
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: the more they want sex, and I'm just the opposite.
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: I enjoy the connections with them over the sex. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: know my live in has a great woman that he
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: spends the night with sometimes that takes a pressure off
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  Speaker 8: of me. But the other man in my life is
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: only having sex with me and only me. He is
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: hopeful that I will come to my senses and be
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: his wife one day soon. But I'm cool with the arrangement.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: All I need is more peaceful mournings. How do I
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  Speaker 8: create balance for both relationships without slighting one of them?
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  Speaker 1: Please advise?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, okay, this is what you're signed up for, right,
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: I mean an open relationship.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you do in open relationships. You set
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  Speaker 1: out of your own mouth that this works for you.
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  Speaker 8: You've been doing this for twenty years, twenty years. That's
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: a very very long time. Who wouldn't be tired. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: here's the thing about life, though, it is ever changing.
• 58:46
  Speaker 8: You are fifty now, you are changing. You're slowing down
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  Speaker 8: a little bit. Things change, circumstances change, feelings change. The
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: only thing that doesn't change are the facts. And the
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  Speaker 8: facts are that you are in an open relationship.
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  Speaker 1: And pretty much anything and everything goes in these types
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  Speaker 1: of situations.
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  Speaker 5: You know that.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: But remember you.
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  Speaker 8: Said this works for you. Guess what, No, it doesn't
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  Speaker 8: not anymore. I mean, you can't keep up. You can't
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  Speaker 8: keep up with this unrealistic pace.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: You have changed.
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  Speaker 8: I told you that it's way too much for you now.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: And because you're in an open relationship, that quote works
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  Speaker 8: for you.
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  Speaker 1: You said it.
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  Speaker 8: You are allowing you're allowed to bring other people in.
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: So you're sleeping with another man now, who's wearing you out.
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: You're getting worn out. You said, they just won't leave
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: you alone in the morning. So for all we know,
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: you guys are like doing it right now. I mean,
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: this is a morning show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to think about that.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: But but really it's always going on in the morning,
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: so you know, but you know, but you said it
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  Speaker 8: works for you.
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  Speaker 2: I say, stop all of this. You can do that.
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  Speaker 8: It's time for a change. How much longer are you
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: going to put yourself through this? Not another twenty years?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: I say it's time for you to close this open relationship.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: See you better talk, Shirley.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 7: You told some truth today. Man, I wish I had
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: thought of that line.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: You came on. You better tell the truth.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: You said it.
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  Speaker 2: Works for you. No it ain't. No, it ain't. This
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: ain't working for you, the whole damn letter. Stupid. Let
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: me open by just saying this. I don't care about
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: the letter.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: I don't care about you, and I don't care about
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  Speaker 7: none of this foolish This ain't this is working. This
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: ain't working for nobody but them. Stupid foolishness, your old ass.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. Fifty is old for this
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: foolishness here. Let me tell you that right now. You
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: pulling this at fifty and been doing it for twenty years,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: it's old. You old, and it done got old. That's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: an age limit for all this ignorant mess you doing
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: so stupid behind. I can't stand people like this, and
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: then go right in on the national show like we
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: got some help for you.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: We ain't doing this. Well, know what to tell you?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: Everybody in no damn open relationship, You're in a situation
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: that ain't no relationship. Relationships is when you have relations
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: with people and you can relate to them. You relating
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: to everybody so stupid behind and you set up in
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: here and you got this man that y'all stay with
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: and you get tired of him sometime. Okay, there you go.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: I thought it was working for you, and I can
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: go over release my tension elsewhere else. Well, now it
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: ain't always about sex.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Well, what are you over that release?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 7: When you go to release your tension and it ain't
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: about sex, tell me what it is. But y'all over
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: there playing dominoes?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: What now?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what's wrong? And then you say, I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: have a soul tied with another man.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: He's just as special as my living in Pardner.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: What soul tied? Y'all having sex? This ain't no soul tie.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: It's the same thing you got as you live in
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: all y'all see and who y'all want to see?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: And now you tied? You know why?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: Cause you own you old and woa out they your
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: old tail I have to say that it ain't need
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: fresh tale no more. You just woa out old tale.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: Of your response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: after the hour. Today's strawberry letter, subject please leave me
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  Speaker 8: alone in the morning. We'll get back into it right
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: after this.
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  Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: The subject is please leave me alone.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: In the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Recap this pigment ass letter.
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  Speaker 7: This old ass woman that wrote in she fifty and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying fifties old, but for this type of
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: thing right here, this hole.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: You too old for this.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: You should have tried this in your twenties, but oh no,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: you've been doing it for twenty years.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 17: You just hold.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Ragged ass letter. You can call in here with this
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: ragged ass story.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: Now you want me and Shirley to help you, Dear Steven, Shirley,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: don't leave my leave my name off the patent from
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: now call us with this foolishness. We don't know how
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: to help you through this here. We ain't in no
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: relationship like that. I'm in a real relationship. My relationship
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: closed off. Seal got nails in the coffin border up
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: at the door. It's a tight can't get nothing else
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: in here. You're sitting up in here being twenty years
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: with the same man. Y'all do what y'all want to do.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: He got somebody and then sometimes your man get on
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: your nerves and you know you're gonna talk about so
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: people can judge us all they want.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 18: What.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: Okay, Well here comes some more judging, because he wrote
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: in now here comes some more damn judge. I get
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: so tired of my man that time. Well, okay, so
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: I got glad. I can go somewhere and release my attention.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: So you gonna go somewhere and hair set. That's what
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: this here is. It's not always about sex, Yes it is.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: What else is you doing over there to release tension?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: Whereas you're going over that wash dishes? What what is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: you out there taking out the garbage?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: How you releasing chic? What you washing this car for?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: It?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: You just a lie card?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: You over there having sex with this man and then
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: sitting in there talking about I have a sole tie
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: with another man and he's just as special as my
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: living in partner. Now lord him, mercy man, make up
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: your rabbit ass man. You gotta live in partner and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: a soul tie with a man that's just as special
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: as your living in partner. Then you come sitting up
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: in here. I gotta keep him satisfied to nurture that relationship,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: and it's wearing me thin. No, the ain't thin out.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: Then wore your ass out. You ain't record being no more?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: Can't keep this up?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: You fitted.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: I work from home and my live in wakes up
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: at four thirty in the morning, start his day. He
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: a morning person, and he got to have that type
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: of sex to want when he roll over every morning.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, And then that used to not be a problem.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: Then you started dealing with your other man on the
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: red and he likes sex too in the morning, and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: when I meet him a few days a week for breakfast,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: I sometimes had to forego to sex because he already
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: been thoroughly pleased for the day.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: What what?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: So everywhere you.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: Go somebody trying to do you. You can't go no
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: damn well without somebody trying to do you. Man, that's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: a lot of damn pressure right there. If everywhere you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: go you woke up somebody, did you gonna meet the
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: other one for breakfast?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: He wanted to do you? Then you get back home
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: and lo and behold his ass is fuck.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: In for twenty years.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Twenty years. It is the warha old ass out.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: It's gotten to the point where I've had to ask
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: both of my men if they could please leave me
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: alone in the morning. Why don't you leave them alone?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Stupid? It ain't them. They messing with you because they
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: like using you, because that's what you are. You the dumpster.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: You got two men dumping on you, and more than that,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: because you've been doing it for twenty years. It's just
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: another one, this one you're telling us. So you've been
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: you've been a girl. Please come on now, let me
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: finish you off. I know my living has a great
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: woman that he spends the night with sometime, and that
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: takes the pressure off of what.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 19: He got.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: A great woman that he spends time and he's spend
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: the night over here. But the other man in my
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: life is only having sex with me and only me.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: You st.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: You think?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: You think he know you live with this man and
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: know you having sex with him, and you having sex
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: with him. But sometime at breakfast you have the four
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: gold is sex and you telling me Steve Hardy that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: this man is just having sex with you and only you.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: You dumb, just like the rest of this damn letter?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Is you dumb? Just like the rest of this damn letter?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: You one stupid woman?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: And if you think this man is just having sex
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: with you, are you lost your mind?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: And you said he has a high.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: Sex drive, you coming over for breakfast and you too
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: tired because you got wore out?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Girl bye.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: He is hopeful that I will come to my senses
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: and be his wife one day soon. Oh that's what
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: he told you. Wait, that's what he told you, brave.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Hold up, lady, you think that this man wants you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: to come to your senses and be his wife girl. No,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: that's what he said.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: We have no advice to you.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: How let you keep on doing what you're doing until
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: you wad let me tell you, we'll not come back.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you one other thing about this relationship.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: I just won't say one thing.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Do you wing?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:09:07
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  Speaker 2: Please, I don't ask something to this.
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  Speaker 7: You know this priss Bowman that rode in on this
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Strawberry letter, that's got these two men she been dating,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: and now she been in a twenty year open relationship
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: and now ball her men like to have sex in
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: the morning, so now they're an woe her out. Now
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: she talking about she needs some advice. You fifty, you're
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: too damn old for this. Nobody won't tell old. You
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: done wore that old raggedy tail out. Now you sitting
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: have been trying to figure out how to conservative, And
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you something else. A little boy, I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: had a raggedy tail. One time I had two rac
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: coon tails on my bike. They were stuck in my handleballs,
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  Speaker 7: and when I drove down the street, then raccoon tails
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  Speaker 7: flew in the wind.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I remember one time I got that rac coon tail
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  Speaker 7: caught in a card dough somehow, and I kept trying
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: to pull it out the door.
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  Speaker 2: I was just tearing the.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: Hard, tearing the hall for that tail. I was just
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: weighing that tail out, and then it started raining outside.
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  Speaker 7: By the time I got that old raggedy ass tail
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: out that card though it had half defer on it
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: as the other one, and I had rained on it,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: and then that little bit of hair got magic down.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: I pull up at the house with my bike, my
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: mama on the back porch and looked down to me
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: and say, Stevie, where you get that little raggedy tail from?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: You probably said, Steve, what they got to do with
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: this story? Well, let's fifty the old woman that got
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: caught in the card dough then snatched all the half
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: her teal, then roll it out in and got rained on.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: And now little Steven looking at her hair, trying to
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  Speaker 7: figure out where you want us to tell you about
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: that little raggedy tail you got you exhausted, then wow
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: yourself out and I throwing a thank God for that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: analogy for me riding my bike with that one little
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  Speaker 7: raggedy tail.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Razing hot tail get raggedy.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: Don't let your tail get ragged, don't let your tail
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  Speaker 7: get caught in the card though, Yes, girl, don't let
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: your tail get rained.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Thought, Yeah, like a good raggedy tail story, oh man.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: And the last thing you want to do is put
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: a raggedy tail hanging out your hand.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: It didn't look nothing like the other tail lord have
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: raggedy What a beautiful moment, Junior. I'm sighing about that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: I'm talking.
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  Speaker 7: I love it, man, But it was kind of it
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: was a little sport too, because I was talking about
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: bike riding for that was not sports for the day.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: That was cycling. Now, yeah, then you're gonna tell me cycling.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you about it? Yeah, cycling. That raggedy tail hanging
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: out to your hand.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Man up at the top of the uptol looked.
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  Speaker 2: Like it was fifty years old.
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  Speaker 8: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 8: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show, All right, Steve. This one is from Lenae
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: in Houston. Renee says, I went to Sam's Club and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: before I could pay for my items, I had to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: renew our membership. Customer service said it was ninety dollars
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: for the three people on the account. It was supposed
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 8: to be only my husband and I on the account,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: but a female was added to our account on November seventeenth.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: I called my husband and he said it's no big deal.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: He let his co worker, who's a single mom, use
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: our account. Well, a single mom doesn't need to buy
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: in bulk, so I canceled her card. I told my husband,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: I want to meet the single mom. He said, I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: should be ashamed of myself. I have her name and address.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: So should I pop up and introduce myself to this woman?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, why are you going over there? Your deal
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: is with your husband. See, y'all, let me tell what
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: y'all gonna do. Y'all gonna miss around and run up
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: on somebody that don't feel getting ran.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Upon that day? True?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: And and and and get yourself in a real situation. Okay,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: let's let's just say. Let's let's say she is a
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: single mother and she going through it. She just just
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: one of them days. Man, she ain't making the ends meet, right,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 7: She's struggling. She just overwhelmed. And now here you come.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: And and she ain't just with it today? Uh that
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: you done came over to her house? And I guess what.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: When you roll up, remember you can get rolled up.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: You just have to remember that nice and tight. See.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Why would why would he do that adding her without
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: telling his wife?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Why would he do that? Was stupid?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: How you thought your wife wasn't gonna find that right.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: That was dumb, like a doknob Dog. Why didn't you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: just get her her own card?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much you Sam's cards call once
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: a year maybe to join or something.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: Fifty to joint for one fifty year, three hundred a
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: year by her own membership.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Dog. That's how you that's how you be gangster?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 8: What did you adding her without saying anything? And you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: know your wife's gonna find out and.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: Nigg I took her off. You should be ashamed of yourself. Boy,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 7: you know how long that's gonna last at your house.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: You should be ashamed of yourself. You can't tell that
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: to the right to the wrong system. As a matter
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: of fact, No, sister, I know none of them on
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: this show.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Ignorant.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: He's ignorantant on this show right here. Well we know
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: y'all should be ashamed of yourself. You are me, Yes,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: you are, Yes, you are called and I'm talking to you.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, my husband not putting nobody on my Sam.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: We're not, at least yeah, we're.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Not doing that. No no, no, no, no no, you're
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: not putting nobody on the no woman on the Sam's account.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: If I know about it, I don't give a damn And.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: She stayed across the sheet street and I watch her
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: husband in the front yard.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Really, why you go so fally.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: Sam's card for now? You ain't got to buy in
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: balk he gone? Didn't you know what the lady said?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: Why is she buying in bulk? See, this is why
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: you can't do comedy no more because the people this show.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I'm.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: We didn't understand it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: Well, it's it's it's a hypothetical situation. Ain't nobody across
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: the street and now you want to help the lady out?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: Why why she need a Sam card now? Because the
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: biggest eating in the house is gone?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: You know you can't. And that's what comedy is.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: Comedy is saying something real crazy that somebody might be
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: thinking and too scared to say it. But now you
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: do that now political correctness and killed it. I'm gonna
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: do anohing, Go ahead, do the next from washing ain't
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: gonna Oh, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: one's from Florence, Florence in Columbia. Florence says, hi, crew,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 8: I'm twenty four years old. Florence is my middle name
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: and I use it because I don't like my first name.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 8: I was named after my grandma, Florence, and she just
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: moved in with us. I never spent a lot of
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: time around this grandma, and she's different from my other grandma.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: My mom is black and my dad is white. I
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: grew up around my dad's family and they were regular
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: and boring. My grandma Florence is black, and she's very
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: honest and direct. So I've done a lot of crying
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: and a lot of laughing since she moved in. I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: don't think she likes me, so I'm trying to get
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: on her good side. How do I deal with her personality?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna head to do this when we'll be
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: come back. You got the black grandma, all right.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 8: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: So Steve, this is from Florence and Columbia. She says, Hi, crew,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: I'm twenty four. Florence is my middle name. I use
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: it because I don't like my first name. I was
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 8: named after my grandma, Florence. She just moved in with us.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 8: I've never spent a lot of time around this grandma,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: and she's different from my other grandma. My mom is
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: black and my dad is white. I grew up around
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: my dad's family. They were regular and boring. Grandma Florence
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: is black and she's very honest and direct. So I've
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: done a lot of crying, a lot of laughings since
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 8: she moved in. I don't think she likes me, and
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 8: so how do I deal with her personality?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 7: Well, there is nothing you could do because old people
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: not fitting to change. I am a bit curious though,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: that your name you use Florence because you didn't like
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: the first You like Florence, So I ain't know if
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: you like Florence.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: What is that first name? Because Florence is old as hell.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: So you're probably mad at your grandmama because you got
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: named after her. You didn't get named after the white grandmother.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: Your name would have been Becky, Chillie An or something
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: like that. They took first name when they country. Reason
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: you picked with with floors because you didn't care. You
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: didn't want to be called Kizzie. You didn't want to
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: be called Opadetta, one of them old last names. So
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: I think you should embrace your old grandmother. I'm tell
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: you right now because she's talking about the white grandmama.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: That's what you don't like because you spend a lot
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 7: of time with you know you bet you get over
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: here and eat this far I send you over there
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: and have to eat, went back and cook. All she
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: did was running under the cap water. You season it
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: on that side of the fam.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: All right, we have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
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  Speaker 1: would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: All right here we go.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Would you rather think about this one? Would you rather
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: live on the beach.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 8: Or would you rather live in a cabin in the
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: woods on the beach, on the beach, on the beach,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 8: or a cabin in the woods?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Black people don't do cabin in That ain't really what
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: we do.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Do They do beaches?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: We do beaches. Let me ask you a question. Do
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: you have a house on the beach?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: You just out on the scene.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: It's just out here on play a survival. We have
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: a hog woods.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: You can have a you can have a a little
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: house on the beach.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: Wait, William and I don't want a little house or
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: a beautiful cabin in the woods, a.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: Little house on the beach, or a beautiful cabin in
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: the oh, well, I might have to go to the woods.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: You have to do it. Take that beautiful cabin in
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: that woods.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a beautiful cabin in the woods or a little
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: house on the beach.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I couldn't have them trees out in the wood though
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: I need to. I got to be a seat.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: I got I need a little bit of I need
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: a little clear before you walk up to the house,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: because it stuff in the wood. I can't walk outside
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: and all us on the back porch exactly.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: But the beach, you can walk out to the water,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 8: walk along the beach, clear your head.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: Run.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: But when you got us in that little house though,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: that's the little house.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, we wash up, hit your window, bust your window,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: nights in that We now.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: In the woods, American be in the woods.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah bad, when we got that clean, Yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: Knock that little cabin down. Okay, all right, I think
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: you guys are born. I think you guys are.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Kind of torn on that one.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: What's what you got next? Ship? All right? Here I go.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 8: Would you rather be stuck in traffic? Would you rather
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: never be stuck in traffic again? Never be stuck in
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: traffic again? Period?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather never get a cold?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I missed it. I missed the second part.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: Would you rather never be stuck in traffic again? Or
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: would you rather never get a cold?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 19: What?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: I never I'd never get a cold. I don't care
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: about the.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Traffic, never.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Get in traffic.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't being stuck in traffic.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want no coal if I ain't gotta hell,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: especially not easyday.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go stay away from that cold because that
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: turned into some Melster traffic. We're gonna eventually go home.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: I got drive anyway, Hell, I'm.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Sleeping, yeout, not that you're stunting, No, would you have?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me go. I'm going slext I got drive.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: If you do this, go ahead? What else you got?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: That's it. We gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 22: Chicago Public School CEO Pedro Martinez is under fire concerning
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  Speaker 22: a false report that ice agents were inside a city school.
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  Speaker 22: The school leader defended the district's response on Friday and
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 22: Hamline Elementary School on the South Side. He says, the
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  Speaker 22: principal did not let the Feds in the building. We
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  Speaker 22: Twentieth Ward Alder Woman Janette Taylor says Martina should have
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 22: had security at the school.
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  Speaker 23: We saw loads of people that we didn't know. We
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  Speaker 23: saw a few protesters at this school, and so where
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  Speaker 23: Security do in my opinion, nothing.
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  Speaker 22: Taylor is requesting that Mayor Johnson and CPS have a
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  Speaker 22: coordinated plan when ice shows up to schools. In sports,
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