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Happy Cinco de Mayo - 05.05.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon all looking back to back down, giving them back,
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  Speaker 1: just like the milking buck buck things. And it's tough
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  Speaker 1: not do me true good. It was the hardy listening
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  Speaker 1: to toach other for stolen money. Why don't you joy yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by joy into doing me? Honey, sat you got to
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  Speaker 1: turn ye you're going to run you you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: won't to turn about to turn to you love? You
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn turn water wan go comy,
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  Speaker 1: Come on your things, dat it? Uh huh? I shall
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  Speaker 1: well a good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to catch fire today. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to catch on fire today. But I
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  Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
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  Speaker 1: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward in their life because they're complaining about their past?
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  Speaker 1: They always complaining, man about something? Is that explains the
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  Speaker 1: reason why they are let me help you with this
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  Speaker 1: right here. If you are steady complaining about the reason
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  Speaker 1: you are, you know, if I hadn't met this man,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't been involved with this mom, and if
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't had this baby, if I had to never
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  Speaker 1: went down there, if I hadn't got arrested, if I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't this, if I hadn't if I had to just
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  Speaker 1: finished school, if I hadn't a hey, hey, hey, stop
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  Speaker 1: stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything that
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  Speaker 1: you keep allowing to resonate with you as a reason
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  Speaker 1: to justify and explain you're not being successful. Can I
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  Speaker 1: share something with you about all of that? Guess what
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  Speaker 1: it is. You didn't got past all of it. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the baby, you got arrested, they didn't kill you,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't finish school, but you're still standing. You met
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  Speaker 1: that man, he gone, He involved with two other women.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what. You
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  Speaker 1: still here and the baby's here. You got over all
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  Speaker 1: the injustices that were done to you. You got something
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  Speaker 1: happened to you when you as a kid. You're an
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  Speaker 1: adult now. Somebody did something to you when you was
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  Speaker 1: a little boy, guess what you a man? Now, some
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  Speaker 1: thing's happened to you that you haven't found closure on.
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  Speaker 1: The person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to
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  Speaker 1: you do you know you've gotten past it? So why
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  Speaker 1: are you steady complaining about what has happened to you
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  Speaker 1: that has caused you to be in this position? But
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  Speaker 1: do you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward?
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining today, catch fire. Let your past be your past.
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  Speaker 1: I've told us to you a hundred times on this radio,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jake's told me
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  Speaker 1: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
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  Speaker 1: your car if you're gonna keep looking in the rear
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  Speaker 1: view mirror. That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield
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  Speaker 1: is huge. The rear view mirror is this tiny thing
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  Speaker 1: that sits up there. Now all is far. It's so
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  Speaker 1: you can see stuff that's coming up on you. All
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  Speaker 1: the review mirror for is so you can assure yourself
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  Speaker 1: or listen to this. The review mirror is impt there
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  Speaker 1: to assure you that you've cleared something. See, that's what
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  Speaker 1: the review mirrors for. So when you pass it, corn
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  Speaker 1: you want to switch lanes, you can glance up there
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  Speaker 1: and it says, okay, you're clear. Now you passed it,
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  Speaker 1: you can switch lanes. That's all the review mirrors for.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't for you to stare at and dictate your
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  Speaker 1: life with what you're tripping for. Man, catch fire today today,
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  Speaker 1: Man quick complaining about everything that that happened to you.
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  Speaker 1: Life is ten percent. What happens to you is what
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  Speaker 1: you do about what happens to you. What are you
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  Speaker 1: going to do about it? So what I got all this? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: your story ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you. I was homeless for three years. It's people
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  Speaker 1: been homeless for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride
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  Speaker 1: that out? Man? You know I can't do nothing right now.
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  Speaker 1: I fell on hard times and I lost my place
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  Speaker 1: to stay. Why are you staying now? See the majority
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  Speaker 1: of people are staying somewhere right now. I was out there.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You was under the bridge a week ago. You're in
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  Speaker 1: the shelter. Now, why are you still crying about the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the shelter. Now, man, people, man, we trip
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  Speaker 1: ourselves out by complaining. I'm asking everybody today to catch
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  Speaker 1: fire today. Stop complaining, do something today. Get excited. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something that I'm going to have to explain.
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  Speaker 1: Get excited about your life. You know, the best way
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  Speaker 1: to get excited about your life is to find your
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  Speaker 1: purpose in your life. Oh, st you gotta explain that one,
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  Speaker 1: don't you. Yep? I knew. I knew before I said it.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I said it, I said them to
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  Speaker 1: explain this right here, because and people always be telling
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  Speaker 1: about you say something you don't mean. See what I
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  Speaker 1: do is when I say something, I give you an
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  Speaker 1: explanation for so you can stop all that I ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't no. Listen to me. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: excited about your life. And the best way to get
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  Speaker 1: excited about your life is to find your purpose. Now, okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I've been struggling with. I can't find my purpose.
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  Speaker 1: Yes you can, Yes you can. You know how you
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  Speaker 1: find your purpose, you get in touch with who created you,
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  Speaker 1: because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Now we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it.
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  Speaker 1: But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel
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  Speaker 1: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
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  Speaker 1: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody believe him until he turned seventy. Why you think
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  Speaker 1: the dude that's only Kentucky fried chicken signs is old.
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  Speaker 1: That dude ain't twining up there he oh he oh,
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, He had been frying that chicken
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  Speaker 1: for forty some years. They just found out about it
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  Speaker 1: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
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  Speaker 1: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
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  Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: places when it's right there in you. You ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to school to find your gift. You're born with
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  Speaker 1: the gift to God God for you. You'll go to
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  Speaker 1: school to tack it on to something else. But your
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  Speaker 1: gift was already given to you. You were born with that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to go to college to know your guilt.
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  Speaker 1: Your college allows you to enhance it, it to find
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  Speaker 1: something to attach it to and hopefully you get a
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  Speaker 1: degree that attaches your gift to to a vehicle where
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  Speaker 1: it can work. The problem with college is we go
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  Speaker 1: to college and we attached it to what we like
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  Speaker 1: or what we might be passionate about, and we ignore
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  Speaker 1: the gift we have. You know how many people and
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  Speaker 1: graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you know why, because you're discovering life.
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  Speaker 1: You're guilt. You discover what you was born to do.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't born, you know what I mean. You know
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  Speaker 1: what my major was in college? It was advertising. I
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  Speaker 1: can't be in no desk, drawing no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you. I advertised. I've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 1: me live at Madison Square, God, Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: in Philips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me live at Percy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come. I've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising the whole time, but I had a different purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mine because I went and I talked to God.
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  Speaker 1: And this is how you do it. You go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God and say, hey, God, look okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but so
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  Speaker 1: I can quit wasting any more time. Would you help
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  Speaker 1: direct me and guide me to my purpose? I know
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  Speaker 1: you created me to do something. I just haven't found
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  Speaker 1: what it is. And the reason I haven't found what
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  Speaker 1: it is because I've been doing things my way. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been checking with you, confirmed with you on anything.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't locked in and tried to settle it up
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  Speaker 1: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
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  Speaker 1: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
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  Speaker 1: How about you take over and do your thing now?
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  Speaker 1: Can you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
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  Speaker 1: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This? This
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  Speaker 1: ain't no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You
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  Speaker 1: got to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited about today. I've got a lot to do.
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  Speaker 1: Go out here and see what God God for me today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shaking the bushes. Man if God passing out blessings,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in line. I am in line. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Eve Harvey Morning Show. I talked twenty one minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. This is the all new, all bad,
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  Speaker 1: already moving show. You ain't nobody, ain't nobody playing up
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  Speaker 1: in here. All the other morning shows is losing grip
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  Speaker 1: and listening to find out. Then what the hell they're
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  Speaker 1: doing now? We didn't change the clock. We had changed
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  Speaker 1: the content, we had changed the personnel. We're gonna change
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  Speaker 1: your damn song. Change is good. We didn't do now.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take this is a new one. They're
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  Speaker 1: so confused right now. Yeah. Yeah, And in case you
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  Speaker 1: don't know, yes, that is shade. You're listening. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: want them to have. Yes, that shave and love we love.
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  Speaker 1: But that is a little bit of shape and we're
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  Speaker 1: patty shape. Okay, take that. Take that you feel today, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how you feel? I'm excellent, Steve, excellent, excellent. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: good on this single day. Mayo, it's Friday. Happen, j
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  Speaker 1: what's up? I come to best site in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, Tom top top, big dog Sinker to
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  Speaker 1: Mayo Man, Jay, tell Junior, don't be taking my jokes
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  Speaker 1: from me about sick of sil because I don't the
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  Speaker 1: first jake. That's my job. Cat give me that sink
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  Speaker 1: of to Mayo Yale that you do every day when
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  Speaker 1: I live. Man realized there was a single day mile
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  Speaker 1: yell though I had a dude on family. If you
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  Speaker 1: trying to teach it to me, I could not get it, man,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm usually good at that kind of stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: let's hear it. Let's now I have to hear a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times. Cat get on the mic and give
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  Speaker 1: it to me one more time, like Cat's single. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. Just fade out. That was used? That
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  Speaker 1: was the last one? Was you right? Yeah? Trying because
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  Speaker 1: like a sick girl. That sounds like it's not me.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that's man, I know, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: make nobody, man, We just try trying. Shirley, like thirty
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  Speaker 1: something funny coming up next. You don't want to miss
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  Speaker 1: it back, Uh huh, Shirley. A lot of drama, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of traumas seen going on on the airlines. I
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  Speaker 1: mean first it was United American Delta. Everybody has drama
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  Speaker 1: on the Airlines. You had a story about Jamaica air
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  Speaker 1: We want to hear that. Okay, this is about Southwest
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  Speaker 1: Airlines in the Southwest is ending the practice of overbooking
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  Speaker 1: its flights. You know how they do that, CEO Gary Kelly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they just now, Gary Kelly, the CEO says the company
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  Speaker 1: has decided uh to seize overbooking something and it has
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  Speaker 1: been planning now, it's been in the planning stages for
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  Speaker 1: a few years. Okay, why because the people are flying
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  Speaker 1: south with yes, the ceo. No, they're different than the
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  Speaker 1: people are flowing your night. You go on southwhere trying
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  Speaker 1: to pull up somebody show he's a sixty nine dollar ticket. People,
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  Speaker 1: they can't get pulled. They ain't got no money to
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  Speaker 1: get on the airlines and you can't. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: joking on the mic and then you know, seriously put
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  Speaker 1: me off the plane. That don't it doesn't go together, right? Yeah? Fun,
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  Speaker 1: they're fun. Yeah, But but Steve, you're right because it
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  Speaker 1: says that we're booking. Of course, has been a hot
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  Speaker 1: topic in the airline industry since United Airlines forcibly drag
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  Speaker 1: dr dial off the flight. Southwest is changing their policy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what gry Kelly said, because they know Southwest people
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  Speaker 1: different from all other airlines. Grab me if you want
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, they get on board with I
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  Speaker 1: wish you would. That's a different mindset with you're You're right,
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly a lot of them don't have luggage. They
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  Speaker 1: got this stuff. They're ready to do. Heyy I seen
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  Speaker 1: h dude get on plane with his stuff in the
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  Speaker 1: laundry basket. Would have would have hefty bag over the
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  Speaker 1: laundry bag and it was wrapped in duck. Take that.
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  Speaker 1: That's like you have you have flew Jamaica, No boy,
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  Speaker 1: you fly Jamaica album. When they finally bought that plane,
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  Speaker 1: the cleanup crew got to get over that right now.
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  Speaker 1: I said that that man would be just a shoe,
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  Speaker 1: a hand of cabbage, a chicken, stuff dog. I swear
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  Speaker 1: I was in Miami, head of Jamaica, look off and
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  Speaker 1: I looked I was playing by the gate and the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that was after gate. Shoot a head of cabbage,
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  Speaker 1: a chicken, some corn, bowl of corn. They finished, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, a straw hat with a hole in it.
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  Speaker 1: No man, people, man just be leaving here me going man,
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  Speaker 1: the hell was going on and this gate fire crack,
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  Speaker 1: because you've just been looking at the hell was this?
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  Speaker 1: He is absolutely right about that. I had a cabin
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  Speaker 1: one handed cabbage. A plot. You might see a plot along.
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  Speaker 1: He's lying, He is not lying with you. Just make
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  Speaker 1: a man coming out of Miami, last chance to unload,
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  Speaker 1: baby like you've been going ahead, chicken a pair of
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  Speaker 1: baby pants. He on just chip him off. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you see the baby get off on the other end.
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  Speaker 1: He just gotta die first. You know he's seen a
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  Speaker 1: big wheel in years. But what ain't you? And be
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  Speaker 1: up the game Jamaica owl when they finally load, and
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  Speaker 1: a just man. One baby sat in the queen Oh
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  Speaker 1: down a wooden't who left a prosthetic Jesse but leaning
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  Speaker 1: up against a wheel chair. I got a wheelchair with
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  Speaker 1: one wheel over. Never seen this before. This is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: This pair of glasses. Man wanted the leaves missing man.
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  Speaker 1: God at the gate dog be run flip flop flop.
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  Speaker 1: Some baby pasts me was ahead of lettuce man God,
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  Speaker 1: I saw a head to kill, Oh my god, into
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  Speaker 1: the country. Yea chicken live. It was a live Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a live w without pecking on stuff on
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  Speaker 1: the he didn't cracker chicken Chicken. He escaped because he
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  Speaker 1: knew he was going to be jerked. Baby, he started.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say the word prosthetic legs leaning up against
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Why is that one leg up against the wall.
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  Speaker 1: And it's always that one. Dude left with that real
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  Speaker 1: that suit on this too small and a tattered briefcase.
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  Speaker 1: And he won't know why he can't have in those
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  Speaker 1: blank cases their mandatory carrying briefcases and Jamaican case. New
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  Speaker 1: one's the old square time one. Yeah, yeah, with the
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  Speaker 1: with you don't ever be nothing in there. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta flip of yeah with your thumb. He got the
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  Speaker 1: suit passes short, the jacket short. He real thin and
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  Speaker 1: he can't even missed the flight. Ye be standing up
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  Speaker 1: being real intelligent. They don't have on plaid pants on
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  Speaker 1: the polka dot shirt like it's cool. Yeah, no problems
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  Speaker 1: And he always pockets like he checking for something the
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  Speaker 1: whole time, just be passing itself. I keep checking out
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  Speaker 1: where Jamaica go to Jamaica in Miami. That last flight
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  Speaker 1: out that one right now, man, they an now and
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing. Chicken chicken. That was crazy head of cabbage,
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  Speaker 1: all right, We have a new segment on the show,
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  Speaker 1: brought to you by nephew Tommy. It's called who Are
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  Speaker 1: You Mad At Now? It's coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of all we're gonna talk about politics, uh at the office.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, Tommy got a new bit, y'all. This
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  Speaker 1: is a new bit. He'd been working on it. New bit.
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  Speaker 1: Can you say comedy in front of that word, because man,
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  Speaker 1: it just got married. You know you need that. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: got a new comedy bit. Period segment could work. Name
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  Speaker 1: it is bit is tell us who You're mad at? Now? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: What's what's the premise behind this? This is for people
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  Speaker 1: to call in and just get it off their chests
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  Speaker 1: like they got, you know, twenty thirty seconds. Just get
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  Speaker 1: it off their chests. Give us a call at eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven now it's gonna throw you right here. Eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven ninety seven. Tommy s working my way into it,
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  Speaker 1: working my way into anyway eight seven seven nineties seven.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy he O, M M Y nine, holding job. You
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  Speaker 1: got number? You got it your own number? Yeah? Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you know what was what was the hundred
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  Speaker 1: ninety seven Steve one hundred eighty seven Steven eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine Steve is not to be confused with
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety seven Tommy, very confusing black hues,
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  Speaker 1: which hues? Which one you want? Okay, my own show
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  Speaker 1: stuff right there, that's what I file that over here
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  Speaker 1: with my own she's on his way out eight seven seven.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just for the bit uh pa show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but what I like somebody to call in who's really mad?
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  Speaker 1: It's so like my uncle man right now, See I
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  Speaker 1: had this bit right, and I put my own number,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: so you won't even beat So you won't even have
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: an iPod a podcast, you man, Yeah, you ain't gonna
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: have that. You're gonna have an iPad show. People are
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: just calling and letting letting us know who they man
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: at eight seven seven nineties seven Tommy and you know
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: got his own damn. Why saying funny ji because uncle Steve, No,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: he is eight seven seven twenty nine seven seven and
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: in the timing building right, he got his own building. Man,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You don't know it has a right to be mad
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: about this same time, it's about to be a radio trade.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be your top show. We know, I want you.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: We can't have out own numbers, don't. Why don't you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: feel offended by this? But you're promoting your own phone
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: number on this show we'll be working on. But it's
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: not like I'm promoting for a show. It's just for
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: people to call it. Call the number and if you
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: want to want I gotta show. I can't call the number. Steve,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: call that number, calling that record one hundred nine and seven,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: timing its eight seven seven. Don't confuse the people. Eight
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: seven seven? But here is who you mad at? Now?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Is enough? I don't want to tell him what sheep? Lying?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: No good rotten? Go ahead, see it? See it? Do
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you think it's funny? Do you want to go to walk?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go to walk? Your women? Women?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's just about security and commitment and forgetting don't. It's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, and you have reached the hot line for
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: who are you mad at? Now? Who are you mad at? Now?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to leave me a message and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: let me know who you mad at now? Yes, my
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: name is Ashley calling from a Germy, Alabama. And the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: person that I'm mad at feel it? How are you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: so calm? Men? Why am I mad at them because
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: they say they want a woman with real hair, real
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: nail and a real job, but they real broke. You
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: can't ask them to go to the movies. They can't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: even invite to take you out to the movies. Why
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: because they live with their mama. They ain't got no job.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: They begging they're mama for gas money. So how you
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: gonna tell a woman that you want all of these
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: different things but you can't even provide for yourself. And
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: then had a nerve to have five and six kids
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: about three or four different women. Well, how you're gonna
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: knock a woman? They've got hair to make herself look better,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: keep our nails done, and keep our hands free. But
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing for I tell you, we're gonna
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: set your aunts down. Who you mad at now? Tommy?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I had to come out. Didn't give me. Let me
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: tell you who got me around here? So I go
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and then I think I'm about to get that our
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: own with Myron White, and I'm talking about I'm ready.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm ready, Tommy, I'm ready to go ahead, laid it
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: down And as soon as I get in the bed,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I turned over. Think I'm about to get it in
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: she started tombson. So you're ready to be nice? Now
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you ready to start talking sweet? Now? No, I'm ready
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to start. I'm gonna start getting it in. Why did
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: they start doing that? Food was just right in the fender?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I just took that deal. You know that
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: blue thing ain't gonna run out here in a minute.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Come to give it to him and stop all this
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: sheepping intoach other and give it into the other the time.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at the man, and I'm really got the
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: super to get this off. Who you mad at? Now? Hey,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm pissed off in my wife, man, And no,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: look I love her dearly, but here's something that she'd
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: do about three four times a week. She'll make the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: bed up. I come home and work. I walk into
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: my bedroom and it looked like it don't look like
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: what I was up with this morning. So my wife
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: is working at home, and I'm proud of she's you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: know she able to do that, But um, she got
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to make that dead U man? I mean that bead. Look,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel comfortable when I come home and
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: my house is neat and my bedroom looked neat, you know.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But I hope her friends to listen to this because
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I know she don't listen to the show. And I
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: hope that the somebody come and just talk to her
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: and just tell her what her husband like. All right,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: who you mad at? Now? I'm telling you right now.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, this is David d Out
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: of Texas. I'm a male man. Let me tell you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: who I'm mad at. I'm not mad at the dog.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: It's the dog owner. It's the dog owners, because you
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: know what they always say, he won't bite, he won't biting,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: let his nick. I don't want him to lick me.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He donna bite. Tell that to the mail man inside
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: the mercy room. I'm so sick and tired of people.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Please respect the bell man. Same't way to expect the cops.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of you people coming in trying to get
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: your little check on the on the third, and if
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you got the first on it, the things say the first,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: don't come to me, dot mail man. I know you
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: got it. Can't you hook me up? I can't do
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: nothing for you. I'm not losing my dog, so I
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: can be looking for check on the first like you.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, respect you mail man. It's
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: David d Out of Houston, Texas. Later, Who you mad at? Now?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Who are you mad at? Now? You know what I'm
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: mad at, Nephew Tommy. I'm mad at people coming up
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: in the shop man thinking that you are a miracle maker.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: We we can't. We can't just make you somebody you're not.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Stop bringing in pictures of celebrities and trying to look
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like them. You're not a celebrity. All we can do
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: is work with what we have and just know they
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: want to cut your hair, You're not gonna look like
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that person on that picture. Stop doing that. And then
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: when I'm doing your hair, stop staring at me the
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: whole time I'm doing your hair. Why are you staring
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: at what you want me to do? I can't do
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: nothing about that. And keep the conversation light. I don't
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you the whole time you're in
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the chair. Sit down, get your hair cut, and get
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: up about the chair. That's what I do. I cut here.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You sit down and let me cut it, and don't
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: be on your phone, wearing your head sets and all
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that stuff. We stop doing that. It's making me mad.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that to me, please, it's the nephew, Timmy,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and you have reached the hotline for who are you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: mad at? Now? Who you mad at? Now? You got
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds to leave me your message and let me
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: know who you mad at now? Alright, So Steve, here
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: we go, Jay Junior, Tommy, Carla. Everyone. Imagine a world
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: where former First Lady Michelle Obama had never become our
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: first Lady now. This is according to a new book,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Barack Obama proposed marriage to another woman before he met
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Michelle Now. In his book The Making of Barack Obama,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: David Barrow says that Barack actually popped the question to
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Sheila Miyoshi Jagger twice and got rejected twice. This was
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: before he felt for Michelle. Garrow also claims that Obama
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: believed even when he was in law school that he'd
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be president someday. All right, so uh yeah, interesting, right,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, everybody has a pass though. However, the author
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: added that the love between Barack and Michelle is real
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and it is profound. I believe that you can see it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You can see it, you know. Yeah, what's her name?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Like you? Sheila Mioshi Jagger White? Yeah, she's she's um. She.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: When I saw the picture, they said she was white,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: but she looked like little white woman. And that's also
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: what they said. But that's also what they said in
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the book, the book as well. Yeah, they said that
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: if he had his eye on the presidency, that would
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: have been no, no, no, But she's the one that
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: she'd be mad because she herself India. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: she could have been first lady. But that's life, you know,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that's life. But he got the one. He was posted head.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He was a beautiful and everything. Actually he was being stupid.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: He'd have made a mistake if he had married her.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: It blew everything. He wouldn't He didn't know, He didn't know.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: He couldn't even no idea to playing that God had
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: he had idea at all? What was gonna happen here?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That even when he was in law school, he was
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: gonna be president, not not Sheila Jagger though, no feeling
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: me osha, Yeah, yeah, because Jagged runs with and that's
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: would have been you know, is she married to Mick Jagger.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's that's a lot of reasons why Tom, that's the
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: listen that sting me because I don't understand why they
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: won't let Jay talk over there. I was confused. I
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: understand stuff that come out of his Damn. Wow, this
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: damn man, it ain't even appalling. Man, Hey, man, let
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I had this couple on my
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: show on These are these four sisters. There was all
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: women on the show from all from from a place
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: in Georgia, coming Georgia. And the lady on the end
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: good looking women, man, all of them kind of thick.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: They're good looking girls. The one on the end, her
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: job was she tastes moonshine. She a moonshine sampler, you know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and you know moonshine is illegal, but they're still running
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it down in Georgia. Yeah, so she did. Everybody in
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the county bring it to her for her to taste
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: it and tell him if it's good or not, what's
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: missing in it. And so she was a really bright chick.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Though she had another job during the daytime, but she
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: did all the moonshine testing on the weekend. And the
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: other sister was crazy too, these two women. Man was
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: so wild on this show, man, And they were so crazy, man.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: One of them partied all the time. One of them
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: drink moonshine. So the bit between it was, oh, I said, man,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: y'all crazy. Yes, sweet crazy, I know we can. And
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: they both be talking about how crazy. I tell you
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: how crazy? You said. Most people meet us and they
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: go and they go, Uh. Most people meet us are
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: shocked and A Paul and then the other one said,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm Paul, and he she said, and I'm shocked
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: to meet you, And them two women said, it's so slick.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Most people meet us say shocked down and Paul. I
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: just wander here. I'm a Paul, and I'm shocked. Nice
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to meet you, Paul hot shocked and just kept right
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: on talking. I've died laughed for the two sisters. Man, Hey,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: did you hear that? President Obama announced that he and
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Shell will personally donate two million dollars of their own
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: money the summer job programs in Chicago because that's their hometown.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah. He made that announcement while revealing
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: the couple's plans for an Obama museum and library in
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: their hometown yesterday. That's excellent, isn't it yet? But what
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: he making But they are going to do very very
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: well outside of the presidency because number one, they're very
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: very smart people. They're just very very smart, and their
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: heart is in the right place, and he's been about service.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Him and her have been about service before they got
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: into the White House. I just he could not have
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: known the politics and the way it really works in Washington.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: And it's really really sad because the people who suffer
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: behind the politics of Washington us because man even and then,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. They ran on the platform
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: or repeal and replace Obamacare. They all ran on that.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: But here is the thing. Obamacare, the majority of it
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: is greatness. The majority of it is greatness. That's why
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: they can't repeal it. Those supporters benefit from the Affordable
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Healthcare Act. But what the politicians did when they've called
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: it Obamaca instead of Affordable Healthcare Act to make it
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: seem like a negative. So they got all the people
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to go along. We're gonna vote, We're gonna replace and repeal.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: But you can't replace and repeal because it hurt twenty
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: three million Americans. And that's enough. You're listening, Steve hurt
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: y'all here it is what it's time. You know who
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: what everybody? Good morning, good morning, lack luscare, give money,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: give money, money, and Stephen time he's Shirley College Jr.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Good morning to the crew. It's a beautiful, beautiful Sinko day.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Mayo and my guid and that's my friend. Hey, I'm
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: so sorry. Good morning, I'm good. I'm good. I have
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: somewhere I need you to be Tonight. It is my party.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I'm having a Sinker to Mayo party. We're gonna have
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: um coronas, nitails, guacamole, minutao, um what for heat us.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: We got a lot of stuffs. So anyway, I want
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: everyone to come. I'm wearing my U my bullfighting outfit.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. It's beautiful fighting up. I mean
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the one you wear on stage, that one, but I
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: have one that I just got made for Sinker to Mayo.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be good and you're gonna love it. So
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: this is a beautiful day that we celebrate um, the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Latino heritage and just you know, I just want everyone
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to come over and have a good time. And my friend,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: um Carlos, so he gonna be there at the house.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: We are very good friends. I just don't think they
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: go jail. I'll take out that. That's the problem I'm having.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Look at you the first paper. What's up to everybody missing?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Hus do you know it's really cooler you and I'm
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: cool and I'm not nothing to miss your name, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I missed you. How you look here? All my boys
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: come out good, knew or Lero right right. My cousin
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: scump he coming through a little. Everybody been to be
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: up in the build a baby weepen up like I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of Misican Misican bottles of man.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You know they used to be get in trouble with
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: it whatever. You know, I didn't change my life and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: you know read the reading the kid in my life
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: to Christ or whatever, so I'm hearing. But anyway, I
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: don't live from to come out with. You know, we
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: just go, you know, try to coexists in the you know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: in the same rule. I already really think your friends
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: don't get along with butterfly boys. Real though, I'm gonna say,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this, the steam is a harvy
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: probably about the three all. If I minute it's gonna
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: be a fights, I'm will your house. And if I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: minute already know, I don't understand why people can't come
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: exist if his friends can't get along with my friends,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: because we're celebrating one thing we're celebrating, you know, single
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to my ease. So why can't we all just get
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: together and just you know, I don't know, why can't
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: we just get together in one in one place in house.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You come with that over here with that old Radney
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: King speak, Howard, Why can't we all get we're talking
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: about having a party, we're breaking some up something and
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: this is regal. Uh. I got some boy gonna bring
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: some wings by the hell, ain't nobody I don't uh
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: wacame over to give me heart birds all I want
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: to say this about you, happy singer to Mayo. There
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: here about it. I'm tell you, man, stay away from
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the slow songs. That's gonna be real, real weird when
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the morning show. Who yeah, yeah, it's
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: random now because that's a random closing. Yeah yeah, and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: then's now you can put that on the back of
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: any damn anything said. It works, just asked slow your side.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Let's murder here what you got man? I got child Gambino. Yes,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: it is truly murdered, dedicated to ladies who like to
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: take selfish all the damn time. Let's tell everybody what
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: it is. We've murders and murdering hitters. When we take
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a song that's very popular, we take those words out
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: put in other words, the phrase murders. I'm not a singer,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: so when it's bad, remember keyword. It was murdered, not reduced.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Child's gat being a red bone as a song, song
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: is about women who are very conceited. It's staying in
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the mirror all night long, taking selfies and posting them
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: on the internet. Sometimes they don't have but nine followers,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: but check it out. They do it anyway. It's staylight.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: You been show media like all night, watching your close
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: and taking pictures. It don't seem right and follow what
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: your only God nice? So long long? You're you've been
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: in that bathroom mirror so long, taking pictures up the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: same stuff you just had on my lot, your job.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: But you be that fine. No, you don't get it now,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you need to quit it. Ha ha to bed gown
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and let me hear it all nightself taking itself is out.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, That's why I'm leaving. So long. You're you've
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: been in that bathroom mirrors so long, taking pictures up
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the same stuff you just had on I love your yah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: but you beIN that fine no, you're wrong. Yeah always
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: you ain't got but nine follows. You ain't that fine
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: to bed from love that the way that was you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: getting up behind us so long that taking pictures had
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: all day. That was good. Love it, love it. Get
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to hear that often it was good at at all
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: unless just money involved. Some pastors want to copy of that.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you. On the talk show yesterday, a lady raised
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: her hand and said, this food we did grandma's hands,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: his hands, she said, Steve, I was at my job,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: crying and coming up at the top of it out
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after I get ready for today's straw
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: very at nothing Tommies prank phone, all is up next
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: right after this, y'all coming up today, everybody top of
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the hour. About four minutes after I get ready for
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter, but up nets come on food. What
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you got, uncle, Steve? It is Sinka de Mayo. I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: call this Spanish guy and I asked him, can you
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: fix my roof? Who you play? Can you fix it? Hurt?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It makes me so nervous. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: reach Eduardo Edwardo. How are you doing? Man? I'm one
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: of your neighbors. Man I'm actually like two streets over.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: man to help me out. Man, I gotta leak at
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: my roof. Are you able to come around the corner
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: real quicker and see about fixing my roof? Who's yeah?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Just slammy man, I live like two streets over from you.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: You're you're ed wardor right? Yeah? Lord of? Okay, I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: need you to I gotta leak in my roof. Man,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you could come around here
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and and take a little in your roof. What does
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that have to do with me? No, no, I gotta
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: leak in it. It doesn't have anything to do with you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: But I wanted to see if you could come around
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: here and fix it for me. How did you get
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: my number? Man? What I mean? Or what do you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: think I'm? I would fixture roof. I got your number
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: from one of the neighbors. But you you're you You're
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you're Hispanic, right? Yeah? I know, I'm I'm Hisspanical. I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: not from his Spani I'm Mexican, if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: well what I'm American? Mexican American? I mean, are you
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: are you're trying to be funny or what? What? What
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Why do I gotta go fixure?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I mean when we don't don't don't, don't know. Mexican
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: people know how to do route. You know what? Man,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't talk to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'm your worst nightmare. Who do do you do? Who?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you could? Because I think of
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: all Mexican six roots and listen here, I'm not a roofer.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I work at a bank. Okay, you understand that. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: understand you work at a bank. But from my understanding
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: all Hispanic people, I mean, what do you? What do you?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you late?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Do you lay till little bank? What do you? What
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: do you do with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I work at a thank I'm a loan officer. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person? Are
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What is the matter to you? School?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies, I'm two streets
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: over from you. Man, I'm I'm like I said, I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: got a leak in my room and somebody getting your number.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I thought all Hispanic people knew how to pick routs.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Oh really, maybe I don't cut your classical. You're gonna
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: stay type of off. Huh would that be good? Why
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: don't you come over to my tell you what I mean?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You you you're taking this, You're taking this the wrong way.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to all. I really wanted to see if you can
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: come over in and fix the leak. You know what
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, That's that's really all I wanted to do.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: What I heard. You know, the mostly Hispanic people, you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: know all y'all both know how to do route. I mean,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: are you are you kidding me? Man? You're stupid. I've
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: worked at a bank, I've got a degree. You didn't
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: hear me. You're one of them, ignorant, don't listen anything.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I live in a nice neighborhood, man, what do you do?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You sell drugs to live in this neighborhood? Pieces, look
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: at this you're making me degrade myself by just talking
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to you. I don't do tile. I don't do construction.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I don't fix rules. I'm not a mechanic. I don't
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: do yards. Okay, do you steal? There's nothing wrong with
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: being a construction worker for lane brick or doing tile
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: or doing roof, And there's nothing wrong with that. Man.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: but I educated myself. Now I've got a degree, and
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I work at a bank as a loan office. Don't
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you with me? Don't you ever call me again? Hey, Hey,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I need English, man, I need English English? What what? What?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Don't
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: don't don't be upset because I speak to languages and
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you speak one. You can probably speak tig Latin er
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: like you know. Just you don't want man, I don't
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: even I don't even like to talk like this. I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers every day,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and I deal with ignorant. I don't like I deal
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: with ignorant not a day basis Like, can you do
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you think you're playing with you? Huh? Man? I grew
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: up on the west Side. You need to do you
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: need to watch your toll. Okay, hey man, let me
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this though. Do you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: know Julio? Do you know Julio? Yeah, I know Julios.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: That's that's my curtain. Now what does he have to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: do with Okay, okay, Julio is the one that told
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Steve harp In Morning. Yow Man, your cousins just got
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: me to prank ball call you. No man, I no dude,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: now man, that's what And yeah, man, I listened to
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: that show. Man, y'all got me? Man, Well, I was
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: ready to be a real mescic from the hood. Man,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: God you all right? Man, you got me? Man, I
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: was gonna go back to be like my cousins by many.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I got one more thing as you had
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: war though. What is the baddest and I mean the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey in
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the Morning. Man, he got me, Hey Tommy, Tommy, Man,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: before you go, man, we'll tell your boy Steve towards
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: the stay Seattles at those Susan he homeboard from the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: hood would love that man, he'd be one of the homeboys. Man,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I think I'm scared for you. That's what I think.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: That good happy single demayo. Happy to go to my
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: from you. It's going down June thirty. Time to laugh.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: It is the comedy show at Mega Fast. You don't
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: want to miss it. Tickets are on sale right now. Um,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you got myself hosting and you have well and only
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Cedric the Entertainer as the headline. I wanted only June thirty,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Mega Fast, Dallas, Texas. Tickets on sale right now. All right,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: thank you enough. You are Spears, a comedian, now says
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: he's gonna fight back. Now, you guys, remember a few
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: weeks ago when Aries was on fellow comedian Corey Holcum's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: radio show. Remember this. You got assaulted, Yeah, by the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: show's co host, Zoe Williams. Remember this. It was all
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: caught on camera, it was live. It went viral. Even
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: though Aries didn't fight back at the time, Okay, he
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: just covered up. Zoe Williams works for them. Yeah, he's
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: his co host. He's he's Corey's co host, Corey's co host.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: All right. And now, even like I said, even though
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Arie Spears didn't fight back at the time. He's doing that,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: he's doing it now, but he's doing it in court.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Aries is suing Zoe, and he's suing the
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: radio station. Uh so, here we go to review. Williams
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: became increasingly hostile after several threats of violence, so then
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: he attacked Ari's. All right. Ari's claimed Zoe clearly had
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: a propensity for violence given his conduct. The station is
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: also responsible because they hired him. That's what it's going
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: to say in the lawsuit. All right, So there you go.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: It's like Tommy, you always threatened to whoop juniors behind.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: You know that if that happened, we're not going that's
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a hostile environment. Yes, junior kid sue junior court. No,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you know one thing you gotta worry about because we
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: ain't will make it to court. Thank you, Thank you
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: so much for that joke. Appreciate it. That's good as
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: thank you. Can I have that not? Ain't Tommy? Okay,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: So so, comedian, Tommy, you're supposed to sue another comedian
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: because I don't see this, you know, I don't. I
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: didn't see why the dude should get up and start
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: throwing blows on aries. I didn't I didn't know why
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I should do that. I really really didn't. Well, he
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: was just pushing this, but it Yeah, you know what
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show because you'd be told. Now,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: let's just stop the foolishness. Shirley, hands down the most
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: sensitive person on this show. More of us get in
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: trouble with you surely than anything. The second most sensitive
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: person on the show is color for real. You need
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to stop because Colin will cush you out. Well. Tommy
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: is most sensitive than car. Thank you, Thank you, Tommy.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: You are about everything, Tommy, because i'm your damn ball shirt,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I'm your boss and I'm responsible for you. And y'all
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: on the internet, get your ass. It's you, Shirley. I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: have your back at all time. Don't ever re comment
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: on nothing they say about me on the internet. Y'all
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: just let it go. You don't defend me, shut up.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You just show if Jake Sisson is Jay SI laughing
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: every damn you don't care. We got much time left,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: believe just the just doing a body blow. Yeah yeah,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what We're gonna boy, and we're gonna
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: see you just like he did. Oh so, Steve believe that, Steve.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I know I'm not. I know I'm not. I am.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'm involved with more things I have, I have more
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: things I come under attack. But Tommy is the most sensitive.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: And Timmy, I just heard you say, oh yeah, you
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: will sue me. But let me tell you, tom you
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do with you. I look just
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: just in filings, just in filings and motions. Let me
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: just wear you out financially. The lawsuit process is gonna
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: be so expensive for you. But I just wear you down.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You punched me about four years ago. You punched me
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: in the chaps. I could, I could steal follow but
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you gotta fix that. Raggedy and Rose Roy see all
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: your money going to come on. Let's go buckle up
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. The sensitive lady has a letter
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: for whatever the ready said. Go you and your uncle
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: in subject looking for love in all the wrong places. Hello,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Steve. I'm a twenty year old black woman
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: who comes from a very loving and caring family that
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: carries themselves in a very classy and respectful way. I've
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: been taught since I was a little girl that men
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: will treat you the way you allow them. To treat you.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to you all because I need help. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: can't find a man that wants to be in a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: serious relationship with me, and I know about of the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: blame can be put on me. I have no limits
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: when it comes to sex. I'm very sexually active. I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: have sex with men on first dates, hell, even first encounters.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a very easy woman. Nine times out of ten,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I don't use protection and I've never had an STD.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: But I know it's gonna happen one day. Nobody in
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: my family even sees me this way. They know I'm
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: not a virgin because of the pregnancy scares. I don't
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: bring these men to my family to meet them. Hell,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: they don't even stay that long. Most of them are
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: one night stands. I've slept with about forty men. I've
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: had threesomes. I even let their homeboys have relations with
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: me if they ask. And the bad part about it,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you why I do it. I'm
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: getting older and my parents are asking me when they
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: are going to meet or at least see the men
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: i'm dating, and I hate lying to them. I'm not ugly.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not an ugly young woman. I'm overweight, but not huge.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I think I have good qualities and I'm worth settling
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: down with. I need help bad. Can you please give
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: me advice? There's so much in this letter. I mean,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: we don't we don't even have time. This is so sad,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, first of all, you're you're twenty
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: year old young woman. UM. You know you think you
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: have good qualities. I'll just start there. You said that
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: at the end, uh, and you're worth settling down with.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: But I just don't see how you can possibly believe
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: that about yourself. I don't you know who lives the
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: life that you do and feel this way about themselves? Um?
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: You know, to me, you're a classic case of someone
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: who doesn't value themselves, even though you think you do.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: But you don't. You know, anyone who values themselves wouldn't
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: do this. And you know you're living playing a dangerous game.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: You're not using any protection. It's almost like you're inviting this.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: You're waiting for this to happen. You know that's not cool?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Uh anyway, UM, I mean, you have the lowest of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: the low when it comes to self esteem. You just
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you don't have any self esteem. You know, if you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: thought you had these good qualities that you talk about
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: in your letter, and you're worth settling down with. Why
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: isn't anybody uh settling down with you? Have you thought
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: about that? You know? Why on earth would you be
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: giving yourself away like this if you thought you had
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: some good qualities. What has happened to you in your life?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: You know, were you abused as a child? You know
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: you're you're right, you definitely need help. And you've been
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: pregnant how many times pregnancy scares? This is crazy. I mean,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you're playing such You're you're playing with your life. You're
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: playing life or death games here. It's like Russian Roulette
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: that you're playing with your life. This is so serious,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: and the one true statement you made in your letter
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: is that you need help. You absolutely lutely need help.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You know, you're only twenty years old. You can fix this,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: you can correct this. You haven't had any STDs and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: and uh, you haven't had any pregnancies. I mean you
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: carried through you know. But anyway, you need to get
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: some professional help. You need to get some professional help.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Steve big Dog, It's sad. I'm just gonna say this
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: before we go to break. Here's the deal. I can't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: find a man. That's what this letter is about. I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: can't find a man. Earth Wind and Fire has a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: song Can't Hide Love, And in the middle of the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: song it says you can't give what you never had.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Now I'm saying that to say this, you can't find
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: a man because you ain't find yourself. See, I don't know.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know how women think that a man is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: gonna complete them. You walk into a relationship complete. A
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: man comes into your life, and a woman comes into
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: your life to compliment. Yeah, but you have to complete yourself.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Nobody can come along and complete you. You are your
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: own work in progress. You are yourself. Can can't nobody
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: make you happy? But you you find happiness with a person,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: But can't nobody make you happy? Statement? That's all I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: have time to say right now. When we come back, though,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I'm getting right into the nuts and bolts of this
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: right here. So ifs any twenty year old woman out
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: here that's wondering about this thing called sex, I'm gonna
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: really give it to you today from the male perspective.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: You've got to think of yourself better than this. We'll
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening to come on, Steve with
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: your response to part to you of the letter right now, Um,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: young young lady, I need help. I can't find a
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: man that wants to be in a serious relationship with
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, I said, you don't even know yourself yet.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: But here's here is, let's go a little more. I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: can't find a man that wants to be in a
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: serious relationship with me. Are you serious? You can't. You
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: cannot possibly expect a man to take you serious. You're
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: not serious about yourself. We are men. We recognize this instantly.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: If you don't take yourself seriously, if you don't seriously
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: protect your body, if you don't seriously show value for yourself,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: if you don't seriously make a man have to consider
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you as valuable as you think you are, If you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: seriously don't have none of that work, How can you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: seriously expect a man to get in a serious relationship
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: with you when you're not even serious about yourself? This
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: it Shirley has said it all about self esteem and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: all this here got all that, all of that is
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: very very true. You know, maybe I don't know. I'm
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: not a clinical guy. I don't know how to say
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: that I could just talk about this right here. You know,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm a very easy woman and I use unprotected sex,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: but I've never had an STD. But I know it's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: gonna happen one day. Okay, excuse me. You know that
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you're going to get an STD one day, but you're
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: continuing to have sex with no protection. There are too
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: many stupid people in this world. You're being very naive
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and ignorant and playing with your life, and so is
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: the man or boy. This is ridiculous for you to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: know these things. See for you to write this letter,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it's just a cry for help because this is stuff
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: that you know. I can't joke with you because, man,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: if you were my daughter, I would be mortified at this. Okay,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: now here'sn't here's here's the here's the next line that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I want to focus on. I have one night stands.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I've slept with about forty men. I've had threesomes. I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: even let their homeboys have relationships with me if they asking.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: And the bad part about it is I can't even
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: tell you why I do it, right Yeah, yeah, well okay,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I can tell you why you do it because you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: don't have any value of self. You've devalued yourself Somewhere
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:33
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  Speaker 1: the way to do it and you're not worth anything else.
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• 1:05:49
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• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: And at twenty when you've got your whole life in
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• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: But now you don't respect yourself, but you want some
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: respect from a man. You don't take yourself serious, but
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• 1:07:34
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  Speaker 1: only settled down with women who are settled down themselves.
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  Speaker 1: what He wants of you and what He expects from you.
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  Speaker 1: a question to ask you. I need some advice from you,
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  Speaker 1: a most sensitive okay, ready said go um. This coming Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, I'm going to be at Virginia University of Lynchburg.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do the commencement address there. They have
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: asked me I've humbly accepted and I'm honored to be there,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: and they're also going to bestow me with an honorary
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  Speaker 1: doctorate degree. Well, speech ready and everything. How long is
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  Speaker 1: your speech? Um? It's not very very long because I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to just keep them there forever. I get
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: that I haven't timed it out yet. You should start
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: off with this. This works every time. Repeat after me
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  Speaker 1: second against everybody the U. I wish I could be that. Patty. Well,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley, you are
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: dealing with four people who are professionals, walking out in
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  Speaker 1: front of people, talking that we're gonna each give you
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: a timpt and how to do this speech. So, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: what would you like to say to show? Start off
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: with a joke, Shirley that would come from you, something
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  Speaker 1: that would come from you to lighten the mood of
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  Speaker 1: the what's about shut up ja? For instance? Jay, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy go ahead? Yeah? For instance? No, Jake, No, it's
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: not your turn. Okay for calling tom Man. Okay, come talking,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to call them? Wow? You really mad? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Here's what's going down. Here's what's going down in Virginia,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: University of Lynchburg, Lynchburg, Virginia. They're going to present me
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: with an honorary degree this Saturday, and I'm going to
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: do the commencement. And that's why you need our help now.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Tommy said that open, Junior. What's your suggestion, Charlotte, You
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: should start with a joke. Usually should It would be
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: more like a knock knock joke if you just don't
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: have anything. Tommy already said that, Junior, I don't know,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: but jokes. Wow, Okay, Jake, Okay, you want to start
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: with a limerick. You want to give him a nice limerick? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The Once was a lady who had an affair with
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  Speaker 1: a man all covered with Listen to him and me
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• 1:12:05
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  Speaker 1: she lifted up his hat. She found out that she
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: had sex with smoking bear and then dropped the mic,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: dropped the mic boom, what y'all got? The sick over,
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  Speaker 1: lot was Steve from you a man who actually has
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  Speaker 1: two honorary doctorates and has given four commission all colleges.
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  Speaker 1: First thing, she okay, I'm writing it down. Show gratitude
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• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: in your life. Show humbling gratitude. Then we need this
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  Speaker 1: damn joke. I just you know, it's just we need
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: this damn I mean, man, we got to trust you're
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: talking about talking fifty twenty minutes without a joke. It's
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: gonna beake some people in there, pretty close suicide. So
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: your cats give you. Okay, here's a joke. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. It's clean. You can tell this joke. Thank you.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: This man and this woman is having an argument, and
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• 1:13:49
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• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: this argument and just got out of head. So the
• 1:14:01
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• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: and she starts packing her bags. He came in there
• 1:14:14
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• 1:14:23
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• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: she come in there. She said, and where you think
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  Speaker 1: you're going? He said, I'm going to Las Vegas too,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: She said, for what? He said, because I want to
• 1:14:46
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• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: dropped the mic and take four steps back, put my
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• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, you think that. But now you've had their attention, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I really want to appreciate you guys
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: and thank you for your advice. No, surely we're serious.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna have to use you. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about the guys that you work with every day,
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  Speaker 1: about us and how your job is to keep them
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  Speaker 1: help probably reinforce that because now I'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: me and stop some of this bad grandma and just
• 1:15:54
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  Speaker 1: no time out to get educated at all, nothing and
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  Speaker 1: know about that part. All of that. Go ahead, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: make sure you finished. Though. Without Thomas Miles and a
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  Speaker 1: few Timmy, none of this would have been possible in
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  Speaker 1: my life, who has helped me through most of my
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  Speaker 1: career in the field of endeavor. That's great because I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: was going to finish with the Lord, you know, thank
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: the Lord and that Tommy. Okay, push that out, Okay,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: yeah right, okay, well thank you Tommy. What you wear,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: that's what we need to talk to you about. That's
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: where you get out of line. I do you mean everything? Yeah,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna where a dress says honorary
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  Speaker 1: degree or anything. I'm gonna you know, and now it's
• 1:17:16
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  Speaker 1: a dress. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Kentucky Derby. You know it's gonna be hell tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be Saturday at the Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: The post time for the event at six thirty four
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  Speaker 1: She's run. She runs every year. Excuse Wallace's mom runs
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  Speaker 1: into Kentucky. Baby, you couldn't do that without him? Why not?
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  Speaker 1: This is the best time to do Why would I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: wait till he's here and then he can top my joke?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: That is just stupid. Every year, what they're looking for
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  Speaker 1: now is his real daddy to ride her so that
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  Speaker 1: people just staying there, you know, Rusko. The big thing
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying they want the white event where the white
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  Speaker 1: women won't be I've been a voting for three Kentucky Derby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it in a weekend. You know she'd
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  Speaker 1: be just looking at the nuggets. I'm going on another ham.
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  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go through and scroll and get
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  Speaker 1: the time slide it over. That's that's my favorite thing
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  Speaker 1: about it. If you really ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: in your home by yourself cursed sery. And see what
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  Speaker 1: she says, I've done it. It's amazing what she said.
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  Speaker 1: What's the temperature? Wait, what's the six degrees? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's forty six degrees? Damn mine behind. Hey, Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: do your phone? Worn't even have an iPhone? He's not
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  Speaker 1: into iPhone. I got Sam, you your stuff blow up
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  Speaker 1: in your damn I don't have that, Sam. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe a man your cars, ragging of your phone is
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  Speaker 1: not even want you buy something like the rest of us. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're always trying to be friend. Man. You can talk
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  Speaker 1: to Sri until it to blow up. Timeing his phone
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  Speaker 1: and then serial go. It's already a sep any day
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  Speaker 1: now you have to turn those off. Get on the plane. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they won't let you. They won't let you get one
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  Speaker 1: where you've got that, Timmy, I've been had this, do something.
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  Speaker 1: I have a very good phones. It's dangerous. Never has
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  Speaker 1: it ever blown up on your He don't know because
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  Speaker 1: he got a high as if it's in the back.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You come over here, get your
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  Speaker 1: track phone with me. Man phone, you could, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to fix that ragged rose y. See all your
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  Speaker 1: money going to that ragged ass anyway, raggedy, all of y'all,
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  Speaker 1: all of y'all in syric can kiss my by hat? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: going to a song, Let's play a cat get it.
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  Speaker 1: Today's Sinkle to Mayo the day, Um, you know that's
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  Speaker 1: celebrated and uh, I just want to know what are
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  Speaker 1: you guys plans for today? Steve, what do you got
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  Speaker 1: going on and working. I worked on Eastern, so no
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  Speaker 1: good hair will I'm gonna if I messed up the
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  Speaker 1: schedule myself on Eastern. Get our priorities together. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I would take off to day, and I missed the
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  Speaker 1: biggest day of the whole reason. I'm allowed to exist,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take off. Sinkle to Mayo, no offairs
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  Speaker 1: to my Latino brothers out there, but boy, I'm at
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  Speaker 1: work man, So no party, ain't no drinking for you,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: none of that. Huh No, I'm making cheese. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: don't they put that on burrito? So that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my contribution. I'm making cheat. I like how you did that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ahead, Steve, you finished what you're doing. Well.
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  Speaker 1: We have a big pinata of George Wallas's mama's ass
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna and we're gonna. It's loaded with hams.
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  Speaker 1: So don't have candy because he's a grownup. People like
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  Speaker 1: older people and so we're don't blind for everybody. And
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: you hit it and they can ham so you know,
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  Speaker 1: they don't don't shipping fresh for a while. It's a
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  Speaker 1: huge ass, right, we take sticks in an ass and
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  Speaker 1: him he will call in him Monday. You know, ain't
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  Speaker 1: not here. Whatever he does, we'll not take until Monday.
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  Speaker 1: These chokes are today. You know what I'm saying. Live
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  Speaker 1: in the day, you guy. Yeah, it's color hit George
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  Speaker 1: wallss MoMA in the ask with a stick. It's so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. Oh my god, what are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going over to Jay's. I got to see that
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  Speaker 1: stick is front of the guy's house. Okay, ham ham
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  Speaker 1: canned hams fall out of a big nada we make
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  Speaker 1: We've been making it. Oh yeah, wow, alright, alright, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: I know you have some sinko demio plans today. But
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  Speaker 1: niked guacamoles, slipping slide, Yeah, at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: guacamole naked wold margarite. Yeah. Now, tell me to ask
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  Speaker 1: a question. Is the fresh walk them only at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the slide or you get to use that
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  Speaker 1: only You're gonna slide through the guacam You got to
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  Speaker 1: use that that's on your body. You can't. We're not
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  Speaker 1: passing out bowls. Arady ja. You see if that mustard
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  Speaker 1: burn shots to the quiler shots is at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the slide, car sureley call it with y'all slide
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  Speaker 1: but naked on my quarter. Yeah, I will take the bio. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back, We'll be back. You're listening to Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Great Friday, huh, happy single Tomoro, I have a great
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  Speaker 1: day today. Yeah, Kentucky Derby tomorrow. Yes, Roscoe's performing all
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: of that. Man. I was Derby too. It was gonna
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: be my first year. Man, but something came up really
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  Speaker 1: important and my buddy Junior Bridgeman had me all set up.
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  Speaker 1: I was going down there, man, it's gonna be my
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  Speaker 1: first Kentucky Derby. And then girls said, nope, you have
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: to make disappointment. You've gone, I've been there. You're gonna
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: put your money on George Water's mom. Well, she ran
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: out of oats one year and I had to. There's
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: a special brand of oats to work. And y'all, don't forget.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: Don't forget. Sand and Soul packages are now going really
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  Speaker 1: really well. We are waiting on you, though. We don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to miss. The great event of the year
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: for the Morning Show is to Sand the Soul Festivals
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  Speaker 1: at the Atlanti's Hotel in beautiful Nassau, Bahamas. You have
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: five hotels to choose from, fourteen events to attend, three
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  Speaker 1: days and nights, all for one ticket price. Once you
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  Speaker 1: buy the package, you get into everything free. It's a
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: little bit different than the hoodies. So everything comes in
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: the package once you buy the package. And the beautiful
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: thing is it's October six through the night and it's
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be really really great. Man you are I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you all to miss one of the great events.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: And we're trying to teach you nothing. Man, We're not
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: gonna now we teach you don't come down that time.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: I know, damn seminars. Can you help me? I can't
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: find no man. Well, you know, shopping, sitting around the pool,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: sitting on the beach, drink, entertainment included. Now your food
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: and drinks and included just the events. Come on now,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: it just ain't no damn come on, no, no, no,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: food and drinks is not included. Come on, let's get see.
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  Speaker 1: You have expensive restaurants down that ain't gonna do that
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: great entertainment too. Yeah, I'm saying the soul and you
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  Speaker 1: could do your you could put your or the in
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  Speaker 1: and still make payments on it. So it's October six
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: through the ninth. Uh, it's gonna be really great. Uh.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: DJ It's gonna do the Welcome to the Paradise Party.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: DJ kid Capri is hosting that man Capre Boy come
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: on late night comedy. Jam My very own Junior will
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: be there. The one and Only Earthquake will be there.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: The after party is DJ Mars. We got tanking concert
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: one night. We got involved down that the girls and blowing.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: We got my man the Coroner, the lover boy, Keith
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Sweat is in the building. Uh, Dougie Fresh will be
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: doing that. We got Salt and Pepper and we got
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: new addition on Lord. Djinderella gonna do the Sunday night
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: after party. It's all live man, what y'all won't I
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: love it? Bound to meet somebody on this att Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be great. I was wondering what, Steve, did
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: you know? I was after you, trying to look up
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: the packages so I can give your idea of what
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: it calls. So we'll have to at peace together. Keep Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna find you one. I got to Tommy. I'm
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: having singles meetings at the bars at noon every day.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody got what what what you're looking for those, that's
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: what he's looking for. You know what, You know what,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: you always got the rain on my that's what I'm
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: looking for. Wat y'all, let me give yourself. You'll remember
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sick at him. Listen to me. Uh, The Beach
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: Tower is sold out. So we got the Beach Tower
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: double occupancy. They're gone, but they've got some triple occupancy
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: available and quad occupancy. But the Coral Tower is available.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: The Royal Tower is available, The Royal Tower heard is available.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Let me going down there. We got the Royal studios
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: are available, the coves are available. That's why I usually
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: stays at Hey, man, they got an adult pool over there.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Explain something to you the waitresses. The waitress, I'm going
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: over there. You need some big trumps on. When you
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: go over that for some big trumps on, you say
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: that for you. Every man needs big trumps If you're
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: gonna get excited, you're gonna get excited. Trumps trunks, women
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: trusted loose, and it's gambling outside outside the banners. I mean,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: it's just a really nice place. Man. The great event
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: of the year for the Morning Show is to saying
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: the Soul Festival is at the Atlanti's Hotel in beautiful Nassau, Bahamas.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: You have five tales to choose from fourteen events to
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: a tend three days and nights. So everything comes in
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: the package once you buy the package. And the beautiful
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: thing is it's October six through the ninth, ninth, and
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be really really great. Man you are. I
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: don't want you all to miss one of the great events.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: And we ain't trying to teach you nothing. So it's
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: October six through the ninth. Uh, it's gonna be really great.
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