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FULL SHOW: Lies You Tell Yourself, Strawberry Letter: My Wife Keeps Leaving Me & Coming Back - 1.14.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million Bush.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, listen to me, Joy.
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  Speaker 4: Yah Yah Joy.
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  Speaker 3: You don't you turn, You're gonna turn.
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  Speaker 6: You got to turn the mouth, turn my hobby, got
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  Speaker 6: to turn the mouth, turn out the water the mony.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out your.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh, I said, uh huh, I show will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: I feel it's necessary to explain.
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  Speaker 8: What I say in the morning because somebody asked me,
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  Speaker 8: what do you mean by that when you say that
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  Speaker 8: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: When I say.
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, it's in response to David Hollister opening the
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  Speaker 8: song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy, go ahead, I said,
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  Speaker 8: uh huh, I show will. Then I say good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 8: because I was raised a rage. You're supposed to speak
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  Speaker 8: when you come in the room. I'm coming in y'all's room,
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  Speaker 8: whether it's your bedroom, the room in your house, your car,
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  Speaker 8: your office, you know, wherever you're at. I come in
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  Speaker 8: the room or God speaks, I say good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, and then I got
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  Speaker 8: to introduce myself because as a performer, I always felt
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  Speaker 8: my best when I was introduced. No, why would you
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  Speaker 8: walk out on stage anybody introduce you. You can't get
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  Speaker 8: the a round of applause. It's just it's horrible. So
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  Speaker 8: I say, you are listening to the voice one and
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  Speaker 8: only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. Now that's
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  Speaker 8: old school. I got that, but that's I was once again.
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  Speaker 8: Dig me now? Is I want you to feel what
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  Speaker 8: I'm about to say. That's all I'm saying. That's not
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  Speaker 8: a bragging thing. You know you are listening to the
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  Speaker 8: voice one and only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just asking you to feel what I'm saying in
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  Speaker 8: the morning because it's part of a promise that I
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  Speaker 8: made to God. See a long time ago, I told God,
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  Speaker 8: if he allowed me to make it, that when I
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  Speaker 8: got there, I would tell everybody I know how I
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  Speaker 8: did it, and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade
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  Speaker 8: him on it. I said, if you allow me to
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  Speaker 8: make it, if you give me the strength, the courage,
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  Speaker 8: the wisdom, you gave me a gift, if you let
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  Speaker 8: me up, apply it, don't destroy myself in the process.
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  Speaker 8: Forgive me for my sins along the way, continue to
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  Speaker 8: hold and rock me when I need it. When I
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  Speaker 8: make it, I promise you, Lord, when I get there,
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  Speaker 8: I will tell everybody how I made it.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 8: This started back in LA when I got on the
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  Speaker 8: radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
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  Speaker 8: but I had to keep my promise to God. My
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  Speaker 8: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
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  Speaker 8: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
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  Speaker 8: you that every day because if it was not for
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  Speaker 8: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
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  Speaker 8: to fulfill my promise. Because I've done enough dirt in
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  Speaker 8: my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
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  Speaker 8: easily walked away from me a long time ago because
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  Speaker 8: I had show walked away from him. See walk away
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  Speaker 8: from him once. I walked away from him a bunch
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  Speaker 8: of times. But guess what he forgave me a bunch
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  Speaker 8: of times. I'm a living example of hundreds of chances.
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  Speaker 8: His forgiveness and his mercy is available for everybody. It's
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  Speaker 8: the only reason I get on this show every day.
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  Speaker 8: It's the only reason I have the blessings that's come
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  Speaker 8: in my way. It's the only way that the things
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  Speaker 8: that keep happening in my life, man, that I have
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  Speaker 8: no explanation for, is because of His grace and mercy. See,
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  Speaker 8: anytime something good happens in my life and I can't
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  Speaker 8: explain it, that's usually him, he exhibits to me. Remember,
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  Speaker 8: I'm a forgiving god, man. Remember, So when you fall, Steve,
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  Speaker 8: don't lay down there. Don't you lay down there. Don't
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  Speaker 8: you let the devil fool you that because you'd have
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  Speaker 8: made some mistakes that you ain't that you can't do
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  Speaker 8: it because everybody gonna make it.
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  Speaker 2: There's none perfect, no, not once.
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  Speaker 8: So get up, keep moving, keep pushing, step on what
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  Speaker 8: you're laying there for. Your daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man,
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  Speaker 8: my father was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you.
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  Speaker 8: My daddy never had a conversation with me about church.
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  Speaker 8: He beat me for not going, but you know a
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  Speaker 8: couple of times, but he wasn't about that. It wasn't
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  Speaker 8: his message. That was my mama's job. My mama taught
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  Speaker 8: me about being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving
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  Speaker 8: your life, about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama
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  Speaker 8: was a Sunday school teacher, so I got all of
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  Speaker 8: that from her. My old man ain't had none of
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  Speaker 8: that for me. My old man talked to me about
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  Speaker 8: one thing all day long, hard working manhood, and well,
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  Speaker 8: you're gonna get that if you don't get nothing else
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  Speaker 8: from me. He gave that to me, so I got it. See, so,
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  Speaker 8: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't what you're finna do. You finna get up
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  Speaker 8: and go do what you're supposed to do. Now, stop
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  Speaker 8: all that wine, and like some little punkin gonna get
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  Speaker 8: the movie. That's how my father talked to me. And
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  Speaker 8: I'm just telling you real. It worked for me, though,
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  Speaker 8: And before you start emailing me, that had nothing to
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  Speaker 8: do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his
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  Speaker 8: term for a man not acting like a man. That's
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  Speaker 8: all it was he had. It was not a gay
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  Speaker 8: reference at all. I want you to understand that before
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  Speaker 8: you started emailing me. So my daddy wasn't calling. That
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  Speaker 8: was not a sexual reference for him. My father talked
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  Speaker 8: to us That's what he meant. I knew exactly what
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  Speaker 8: he meant. He couldn't admit nothing if he ain't even
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  Speaker 8: know nothing about that. My man clueless when it come
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  Speaker 8: to that right there. So when I was getting down
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  Speaker 8: and feeling bad about myself, my old man, he taught
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  Speaker 8: me this toughness. Man, he gave me this grit, this doggedness,
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  Speaker 8: this go to work and work hard. That's why today,
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  Speaker 8: when God does bless me with something, he ain't got
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  Speaker 8: to worry.
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  Speaker 2: About me not working hard because that's in me.
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  Speaker 8: And when I get tired, I asked that same God
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  Speaker 8: for strift to keep on doing so I can do
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  Speaker 8: the blessings he got for me. So when you ask
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  Speaker 8: me how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I
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  Speaker 8: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got to figure that out. All I got to.
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  Speaker 8: Do is show up with the same amount of faith
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  Speaker 8: of being showing up with God handle the rest of it.
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  Speaker 8: See y'all, hey man, let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 8: don't see how you do it. I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: Can I get you, hey man, newsflash? Let me hear.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see how you doing all that? Steve? You
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  Speaker 2: doing this? You doing that? Can I tell you something
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  Speaker 2: I don't either?
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  Speaker 8: I just wake up with the faith man and trusting
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  Speaker 8: that if he gonna bless me with it, he must
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  Speaker 8: be gonna show me a way.
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  Speaker 2: How to get it done. See I ain't tripping on
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  Speaker 2: that part.
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  Speaker 8: See, once you take yourself out the how to business,
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  Speaker 8: you can go on and get with it. But see,
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  Speaker 8: if you're gonna trip yourself out with the how to,
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  Speaker 8: you can't think like God can think. You can't figure
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  Speaker 8: like God can figure. So now you sit up in here,
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  Speaker 8: God Lord, I want this to happen for me. Then
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  Speaker 8: I don't know how I'm gonna do all that. Well,
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  Speaker 8: guess what you in the wait?
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  Speaker 2: Now? See you?
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  Speaker 8: Now you in the way, because see God ain't asked
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  Speaker 8: you to figure out how to. He said ask and believe.
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  Speaker 8: Then he said faith without works is dead. That's my solution.
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  Speaker 8: That's the concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got
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  Speaker 8: to do is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be
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  Speaker 8: willing to work and believe God can do anything but fail.
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  Speaker 8: Why would God bring me this far to leave me?
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  Speaker 8: Why would He bring you.
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  Speaker 2: This far to leave you?
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  Speaker 8: So while I get up every morning, I have no choice.
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  Speaker 8: I got to get up in here to rest when
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  Speaker 8: I'm running late.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I try to plow through here. Sometime I don't make it. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I got to do a rerun.
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  Speaker 8: But I plow through here because, man, Steve, you're gonna
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  Speaker 8: run out something to say.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I'm gonna just keep thinking. Now. You can't run
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  Speaker 2: out of that, can you? Because you owe him that.
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  Speaker 8: Matter of fact, when I get through talking, I really
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  Speaker 8: ain't thanked him enough.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening. Took it, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, Let's have it. You know what I'm
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  Speaker 8: is for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Put that again.
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  Speaker 8: That that's what's called a acnyl. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 8: That's a that's an acnyl. That that's that's a word
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  Speaker 8: you say, but it acts like it's some mel I
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  Speaker 8: why they call it an alcony?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 8: Let the world be told, and let what you're told
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  Speaker 8: be the word huh how that you better have been
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  Speaker 8: to a church where the preacher and the deacon be
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  Speaker 8: jacking him up, but he don't really be saying nothing.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you about goodness.
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  Speaker 8: You want to hear about goodness. Shocolate is good two words.
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  Speaker 8: Good means yummy and nests means it's all in a group.
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  Speaker 8: In the words of my favorite poet of all time.
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  Speaker 8: Oh no, no, no, not Angela Mike. Oh, I ain't
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  Speaker 8: talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no, no, no, who is
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  Speaker 8: I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Pastor Tupac.
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  Speaker 8: In the words of Tupac, I get a rhyme. You know,
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  Speaker 8: you know, you know, tell me how do you want it?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, I'm preaching now, preaching now.
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  Speaker 1: In the words of.
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  Speaker 2: Another great poet, Uh, Deacon q.
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  Speaker 8: Ice to be exact phone you love?
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  Speaker 2: Yes the words Jane Brown talking loud and saying nothing.
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  Speaker 10: Amen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a man again, what.
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  Speaker 8: Is the correction you wont sister calor on you early
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  Speaker 8: on announcement?
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  Speaker 2: What is it good?
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  Speaker 11: Calling for your love? That's the book of Doctor dre
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  Speaker 11: and Tupac, not ice Cube.
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  Speaker 10: Amen? Amen?
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  Speaker 2: Oh really man?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Well left the church say this right here?
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  Speaker 2: In the words of Roscoe Wallace, you don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Because you weren't there.
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  Speaker 12: Berry.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning to you, Pastor Calin for real, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: We got the best job in the.
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  Speaker 9: World, everybody, Yes, we do, nephew, Tommy, pastor, pastor, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on fire today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good day, Good day, all right?
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  Speaker 10: Listen, uh coming up next, nephew, run that prank back
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  Speaker 10: right after this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, say, was handing y'all this t ip man hussy game?
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  Speaker 1: Here, Han, yo, the king Goohead.
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  Speaker 1: This is Frankie.
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  Speaker 10: It is time now to run that brenk back with
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  Speaker 10: the nephew. What you got for his nest?
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  Speaker 9: I got a pecan tree, sirly is a pecono py can.
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  Speaker 2: If it's your tree?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all right, pecan tree. Let's get out of
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  Speaker 9: be care whatever. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach LC. Hey,
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  Speaker 9: let me let me Hey. My name is Marcus. My
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  Speaker 9: mom and them little next door to you, mister and missus,
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  Speaker 9: my mom and daddy little next door to you. And
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  Speaker 9: I was calling cuz y'all got a pecan tree in
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  Speaker 9: y'all backyard, I mean right on the fence line, and
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  Speaker 9: to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep.
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  Speaker 2: Falling over into my mom and them yard.
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  Speaker 9: So I talling to see if y'all can do something man,
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  Speaker 9: where y'all can pick up I mean, my mom and
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  Speaker 9: them have got a little older.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.
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  Speaker 9: But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut
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  Speaker 9: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't
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  Speaker 9: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my
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  Speaker 9: mom and them yard because you know, for them to
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  Speaker 9: be bending over like that're picking up them pecan and
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  Speaker 9: it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister, I
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  Speaker 9: just wanted to holler at you and see if you
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  Speaker 9: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when
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  Speaker 9: we turn the lawnmower on and stuff, man, it's just,
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  Speaker 9: you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of
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  Speaker 9: the lawnmow just shooting all over the place.
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  Speaker 13: Well, first of all, mather Con tri is an old
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  Speaker 13: pecan tree and it's about well and I can't see
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  Speaker 13: me cutting it.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, I'm not saying you can't have nobody to
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  Speaker 13: maintain your yard, but I mean you your mother, you
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  Speaker 13: can maintain your mother's yard, sir.
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  Speaker 9: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other
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  Speaker 9: day and check on them. But I don't have time
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  Speaker 9: to go in the back and pick up pecans and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, if you just it don't seem no more
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  Speaker 9: than like maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there.
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  Speaker 9: But they're four or five limbs, I mean they they
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  Speaker 9: there's a lot of pecans falling off of that.
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  Speaker 13: So if you my pa Con tree is shady, I
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  Speaker 13: goes back there. There's nothing, no kind of nothing back there. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: whatever sir, I'm not cutting my tree for like that.
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  Speaker 2: Sir.
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  Speaker 9: Listen, what I'm what I'm trying to get you to
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  Speaker 9: do is I'm not I want you cutting your entire
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  Speaker 9: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
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  Speaker 9: so you know those that way that those are the
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  Speaker 9: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
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  Speaker 9: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
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  Speaker 9: And and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
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  Speaker 9: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
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  Speaker 9: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
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  Speaker 9: now and asking you when you please cut this down
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  Speaker 9: so these pecans can quit falling over my mom.
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  Speaker 2: And them yard.
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  Speaker 13: Almost you. All you can do is hard someone okay,
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  Speaker 13: someone is I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's a guy that it's a guy that
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  Speaker 2: cuts the yard.
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  Speaker 9: But even when he cutting the yard, these pecans is
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  Speaker 9: flying out from underneath the yard.
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  Speaker 2: The law more they they So the lady, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be breaking windows over there.
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  Speaker 13: What kind of lawn person you have that don't pick
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  Speaker 13: up before they cut?
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  Speaker 15: That's fool?
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  Speaker 2: Why am I arguing with you about picking up stuff?
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  Speaker 2: And all of this.
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  Speaker 9: I'm asking you to cut a funky lift five limbs
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  Speaker 9: so these dog on pecans they are following off my
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  Speaker 9: mama yard.
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  Speaker 13: You want to cut, you're gonna make me come.
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  Speaker 9: Over here, cut the whole I would come, cut the
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  Speaker 9: whole tree down.
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  Speaker 13: You ain't gonna put my tree. I grew that tree
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  Speaker 13: from when I was a kid, and that tree gonna
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  Speaker 13: stay in the yard long as I stay though.
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  Speaker 9: Sir, look, I didn't ask you like a man to
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  Speaker 9: cut your little funkey pecan tree down.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I ain't from the hat what.
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  Speaker 13: You know what? Guess what you you you bad to know?
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  Speaker 13: You come cut it up.
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  Speaker 9: Fin look sir, tonight today rather this evening. It's either
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  Speaker 9: gonna be two things happening. Either you gonna cut these
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  Speaker 9: five limbs that I won't cut. If Fenna cut, cut
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  Speaker 9: the whole pecan tree down.
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  Speaker 13: That's my tree in any game. Nobody gonna with my tree.
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  Speaker 13: I'm here right now, I'm hearing them in yard right now.
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  Speaker 13: Come on, it's you over that right now, right now.
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  Speaker 2: I will bring my right hold back.
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  Speaker 13: You know what, you get my number in a.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Way got your mother.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: I got it because it's the same is one address.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Left than my mamas. You're gonna cut the tree down.
• 18:40
  Speaker 13: I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't using
• 18:43
  Speaker 13: my treating seven in the long top any way. I've
• 18:46
  Speaker 13: been waiting on them like you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You lost your mind, you little young conk.
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: I told you once, then I told you twice. I'm
• 18:54
  Speaker 13: on you, young. Don't do that, fool.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: See, that's what's right.
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: You know what you can do. Tell your mama to
• 19:01
  Speaker 13: make a for corn pie and bring me a piece.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: What you say by my mama?
• 19:05
  Speaker 13: Tell her to make acn pie and come for me.
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: Tell my mama what make a corn pile with?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Make a pecan pie.
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: I don't want no pecan pou We don't even eat
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: pocn pie. We so sick of forcans. You got following
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: over in the backyard. You got to do something about this, man. Now,
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to I'm trying not to hurt you, old man.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: I really am hurt me.
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: Hurt mean, come on, hurt me, reight for me.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your south side?
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: Is you outside?
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: You know how? You know south state? You know what
• 19:42
  Speaker 13: I'm here. I'm here, I'm I'm gonna man, your mamaway.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: You get out.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: You get out my mama driveway right now, get out
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: my mama.
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: Driveway all wrong up, putting me out.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: You get your get y'all back in your driveway. You
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: get out my mama.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Drive get out of it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You get out of my mama.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: John Way, whoa crying for?
• 20:05
  Speaker 13: Not tell you? I'm here waiting on you.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You get out of my mama. Get out of my mama.
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: John Away, better go cook me so me because I'm
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: gonna sit here.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 20:17
  Speaker 16: With you listen, you.
• 20:19
  Speaker 13: Don't got to say. I'm waiting at you at your
• 20:21
  Speaker 13: mama house.
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your brother.
• 20:29
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 20:30
  Speaker 13: I don't say this, Conner Man. I'm gonna put my
• 20:33
  Speaker 13: feet man, I'm gonna i'ma man. I don't pay. I'm
• 20:40
  Speaker 13: too old for this, Conner.
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: LC do me a favorite first of all, get o
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: them people yard, go back to yo yard.
• 20:52
  Speaker 13: And you gave me hot blood pressure.
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: Ain't nobody mad by your pekan tree noney? That ain't
• 20:57
  Speaker 9: nobody finna cut it down? Ain't nobody tripping you?
• 21:01
  Speaker 13: Alright, well, I got a little now, man, I've been
• 21:05
  Speaker 13: carrying my granky in school.
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: Listen.
• 21:07
  Speaker 13: This is y'all, y'all, y'all oy, y'all.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Man, I got one more question for you.
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: Tell me what is the Bannes's radio station in the land?
• 21:19
  Speaker 15: Al season the Steve Harvey.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: All right, and there you have it, thanking if you
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: pecan tree, come on next it is at the CLO
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey and the building. Right
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:44
  Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: Harvey in the building. This one's from Sinclair Colo Sinclair
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: in Chicago says, I'm a twenty seven year old single
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: man and I need your advice on my balding head.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: I know you make jokes, but this is not funny
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: to me because I'm not even thirty years old yet.
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: I've started to wear baseball cap a lot more, and
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: I barely brush my hair because I'm scared of brushing
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: more out of it. My girlfriend is saying to just
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: let it go and go bald. But what do you
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: do if you don't have a nice shaped head. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: have been called water boy all of my life because
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: my head is bigger than most.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And should I just fight th You just break it
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: down the facts.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, ain't no, ain't no, ain't no, ain't nowhere around
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: this dog day. You know. Look, I did all of it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: You can get some ro gae, you can get you
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: some black stuff. You can hide j T.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: JT my formal ball j Hey do listen. You can
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: get a flocking gun. You gonna go to work, man,
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: you can spray your hair. They got everything right now.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: But at the end of the day, dog, you twenty seven,
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: and it is going. It's it's because it's gonna go. Yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: and they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars. Now
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: they got them things out there now, them lace fronts
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: and all that for men and all that stuff.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: You can go get one of them, man, But I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: don't know, man, huh.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I'm expensive. Man, you don't want to keep paying for that?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, you know if you don't, whoa, okay, then.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: We come on, yeah, come on, come on, all side, come.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: On, walk over. You know it's all right over here.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: But Steve, you have to say though, when you first
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: went bald, you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: you were real happy when you shaved it off. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: remember that morning you called all yeah, you were cool
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: with it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like here was the deal though. Now you
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: don't even have to do that. You can get a
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah, they got that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: Now they take a picture, they give you a computer
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: rendering of it, and you can see what you would
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: look like with no hair.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: They got that. Now they got everything.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You've got options.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: But now he.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Already no, he got a big head, he's been.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he just got to come on.
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you all right, Yes, already has a girlfriend.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: Caitlin and Saint Louis says, I'm thirty three and I
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: have four older brothers that think they can control me.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I've always been.
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: my brothers know. For the past few months, I've been
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: dating my second to the oldest brother's best friend.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And he's keeping me a secret.
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: Now I'm trying to figure out if he's using my
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: brother as an excuse to keep our relationship on the low,
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: or if he's got something else going on. I'm old
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: enough to do what I want, So what's the worst
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: that can happen? If I tell my brother hmm.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: His brother gonna beat his friend's hand.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: That's what the deal is. That's what the deal is.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Because brothers, men have a man cold law. Don't do
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: my little sister dog, don't come over here with your mess.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: And then your older brother knows him really, really well.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: So now he know where the skeletons is buried, you know,
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: he know all the other chicks, yes.
• 26:01
  Speaker 15: And.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: How recent these other chicks were and any other thing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: So that's what he worried about. But you could talk
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: to him about it and say, hey me, and you're
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: gonna go sit with my brothers and explain to him
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: that we love each other.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: But I don't hear love in him. Y'all just seeing
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just they're dating. They're just dating right now.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: Why is it's such a big secret?
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: I are in our early sixties and my husband likes
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: a week. After practice the other day, my grandson asked
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's friend.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I ask if.
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: Joshua played soccer like him, and he said no, Joshua
• 27:00
  Speaker 10: plays karate. He said that Joshua comes to the soccer
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: practice and they get pizza afterwards. Do I need to
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: find out who Miss Kelsey is.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Or do I ignore this four year old?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. You're gonna break up your family overo.
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: Oh wow, that's a man answer right there, because I'm
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: a man answer.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: So you gonna sit up here unless some foio old
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: would imaginary friend names.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: All of what we got.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's the that's the lie.
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: to soccer practice no more.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: If you do, I'm going with you. How about that?
• 27:52
  Speaker 14: That's a good taking the soccer practice.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You men stick together, don't you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: There we go out of this one.
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Foxy and Toledo says, I am a thirty eight
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: year old single woman and I need to get thing,
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: something's off my chest down At my job, I'm almost
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: six feet tall and I sit in a cubicle all
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: day trying to be a happy camper. But every hour
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs and have
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the male Karen,
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: and he has always got something to say about the
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: time I spend away from my little desk. He said,
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: I smell like a smokestack and my music is too loud.
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: If I catch Darren out away from work, can I
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: curse him out?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Yes, As a matter of fact, Listen to me, there's
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: a way you can do it at work. I've done
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: it before, which is probably one of the reasons I
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: don't have no jobs. Listen to me, lean over in
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: Darren's ear when the ain't nobody looking, lick your lips
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: and put your lips up against his ear, because he.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Gonna think it some about something else.
• 29:01
  Speaker 17: As soon as you put your wet lips up against
• 29:04
  Speaker 17: his Yeah, say, if you keep blanking with me. Almost
• 29:12
  Speaker 17: slapped the sugar honey ice t face.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Thank it the coelo.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: It's the Steve Rbin Martin show Man. One of the hand.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Two in the bush, who's in the bush? The bird
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: is in the hand is worth two in the.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Bush right there?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Didn't know what junr.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: What that means is what you're holding. It might be
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: two birds in that bush. But if you let this
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: bird go to reach in there for the two in
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: the bush and they fly out the bush, you ain't
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: got nothing. A bird in the hand is worth two
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: in the bush.
• 29:54
  Speaker 18: But if it's two and there and I having to
• 29:56
  Speaker 18: catch both, wouldn't that be better?
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: See heard in that was a small word with the
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: smaller the smallest words with the biggest consequences if if
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: I robbed this bank, and if they don't catch me,
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be rich.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, a whole.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Lot of ifs.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: Sitting in prison today, if gonna get your stew coming.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Up right after that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: All right, Jay is here. Yes, he wrote another book.
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Probably this book was really home hitting and everybody can
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: relate to this. The name of this book is called
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: if You're the only one in the house working. These
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: are the rules. That's the name of the book. If
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: you don't want if you're the only one in the
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter what
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: you can say I'm paying for that, so you can
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: change it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's a great feeling.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I'm the only one in the house working. In my
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: new book, chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Since you're working only you get to use the good
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: towels you don't have a job. You use them rough
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: toiles the value behind them with Okay, yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I'm the only one with the world with the holes
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: But those are the ones.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: You use tower the world we keep under the sink.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: Then wear your cat.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's where your towels, the minor fluffy salt and.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: Naked turtle, lied salt and tidy boat, and the two
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: extra rolls of toilet.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Love it you love it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: If you're the only one working in the house, you
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: set the curfew as to when people can come in.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I may or may not give you a key, Okay,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I may or may not.
• 32:14
  Speaker 16: You want clock?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: All these joes is locked.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: That's when I'm Steve read.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting up.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm better.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Ask you no dough balls.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Did don't lock at twelve? Matter of fact, soon.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Did the news go off?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fuck up. I'm going to bed. Thank you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter. If you
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: have if I allow you to have a pet, I
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: don't need to see him. I don't need to hear him,
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: and I don't need to smell him. Okay, I don't.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I need to know that that pet is not in
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Well, yos is down to fish.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you coming here with no bunny rabbits.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you, cat you dogs, sank.
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: Cherbos I'm i gonna be watching nothing, run around on
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: no wheel.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: You can have a fish, and it's got to be
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: in the corner.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: If I feel like you should have a fish. All right,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: this is very important that you spoke on the corner stead.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I will have my own and I'm gonna count the
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: little sections, my very own roll of toilet paper that
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: will not be touched.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, my role, my it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: That's my role.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: From bedroom into the bathroom and back with me.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you if I don't touch Yeah, what what I'm counting? Squash?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: What them regular tiles is for?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Use them, rake them out and dry them out and
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: hang them up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Rachel, So Jay, this has been all in your
• 33:54
  Speaker 10: new book, my brand new book work.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I'm the only one working in this house. These are
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: the rules. Number one hits another chapter of this chapter sixteen.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: If I allow you to have a side hustle in
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: sitting on a personal trainer, that I get a cut
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: and ex expressly. If you're selling weed, you say it
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: fifty fitty shit half whatever?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah over a haudstock hald hey Jay had Yeah, Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I like chapter number or thirty two oh, which I like.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The name of this chapter is because I said so,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: uh huh like your parents? Because I said, so, anybody.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Ask a question in this house?
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: Right, refer to chapter thirty two because I said, said so,
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: that's it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: That's a good coo.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Another chapter, chapter chapter forty. Boy, this is good chapter, Steve.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: How many chapters in the book.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Oh oh, this is a big book.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Lot about about one hundred and eighteen forty.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: It says if I go to bed early, I go
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: we all go to bed at this I don't have
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: to be in the bed hearing you up. Look what
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: you up for?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: What you up for?
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: You ain't got to go to work. I go to bed,
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: You go to bed, Okay.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Going there, walk to but the TVs go off?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, and the last chapter.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: No, no, I'm gonna let you do your last one.
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: But man, I want to thank you for chapter sixty four.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: What you got. Let me see sixty.
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: When I'm sitting on the tarlet uh, I like the dough. Oh,
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: do not fully shut you're shitting me, right, you're kidding
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: me right, Chapter.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Sixty I'm sitting on the toilet.
• 36:10
  Speaker 15: I like that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Don't open I need to see you're not in my house.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Walk past and pull it shut. I'm shutting the house. No,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: you're not shut nothing. I'm shutting the door. If you're
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: in there using the bathroom with door, you don't do
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: nothing checking.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: No, you won't.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Work, you won't be there.
• 36:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah you're not.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: You do Yeah, this is you don't pay the dog.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: When I wake up in the morning to go to work,
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I can make as much noise as I want to make.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Don't saying don't be shitting me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: What you need to do is get some work.
• 36:58
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: That's what you need to do. But you can't get
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: off this.
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: House because you ain't got nowhere else to go.
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: Mister Tom when you wake up, no, hell no, good
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: Jay's new book. If you're the only one working in
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: the house.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, thank you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: This heavy.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: Hey it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 37:28
  Speaker 14: Are you ready for a mop and bucket?
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  Speaker 4: Clean?
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• 37:55
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: would you rather? Would your ether be a bowling champion
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: or curling champion?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Bowling? Who you're talking to?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: We know, we know what your answer is out the gate,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: We already know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, ju I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not sweeping on no ice, dog.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna find to be?
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: International? World class curling chap stones, that's an Olympic sport.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: Did white people play? You've never seen the black person
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: just forever? I'm will be the first one, and the
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: whole time I'm curling, I'm gonna have my mouth hanging open.
• 38:50
  Speaker 18: Huh, Because you're smooth, you're going to swating.
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: I didn't even know what they was saying. Yeah, I'm
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep though.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: Little racist to me, we always got an issue.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: We gotta line. I want to be sport. I'm not sweeping,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: so okay.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: super fine, super hot and very boring?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: So okay, I'm gonna be eight.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: All y'all just say hey right now. Except for cutie
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Pie down there in the corner. He's fine, he's all right.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: See all day, I know what I am. You need
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: to get your al right. Looking over here with me
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: and Junior, we already all day. Ain't no need of
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: wanting to.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Be be because we describe a again, Shirley, all right?
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: He would you rather be okay looking but very funny
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: and interesting or super hot and very boring?
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 40:14
  Speaker 19: Still? A?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: We got to be a? What wants to be be?
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: Ain't no rus got a chance of being be sooner?
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: I'm interesting. I'm hot to though, damn you you're not hot, boy,
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: you're okay, regularly looking.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Fine on top of your glasses at us. Now, don't
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: anybody hit you cause you fine? I'm hot. No, you
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: already to love because you funny and interesting. Ain't on
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: that because you fine?
• 40:50
  Speaker 8: Expensive suits like your uncle. We got a dress expensive
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: because we strange looking.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Junior said, if you're hot, turned the air on.
• 41:00
  Speaker 15: You are.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: This is John Legend. Hi, This is Felicia Roshan. Hey
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: you're what's up? This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, whatself?
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: Good morning.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: This is Tony Braxton.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: You already know what time in its?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Boy, DC, young fly. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Jay, please do the
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: honors and explain.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, look on his face.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: You'll be all right, price listen, I know right. You
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: gotta do it though, anything if you take four subjects,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: because we're all comedians, we can do this. You put
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: those four subjects, one at a time on a wheel
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: that goes around and around. When that will spends round
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: and around and around where that will stops. Because we're
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: all comedians, we'll do the thing.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 42:02
  Speaker 11: Here we go with the topics.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Things you hide in the fridge from other people, all right.
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: Lies you tell yourself when you're running out of gas,
• 42:14
  Speaker 10: what you say to yourself when you get dumped, and
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: what you say when you're oversleep. Spind the wheelcat.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Spun it spun the wheel.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like what you say to yourself.
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: In your ah, but it's what you say to yourself
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: when you get dumped.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I want to hear this one.
• 42:38
  Speaker 11: Let's go, guys.
• 42:40
  Speaker 16: Come on, Hey, I was.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Gonna go into service anyway, so this relationship wasn't gonna
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: work out anyway.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I don't really like I didn't really want hunting no way.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: It was her best friend. I really won't to be
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: honest with you.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Work it out for yourself. Yes, what you say to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: yourself when you get dumped, Steve, you doing all crazy?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I ain't crazy, Jay, What you said yourself?
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: You say to.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yourself when you break up? Trust me your breakfast, don't
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: break us up.
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: You know I didn't really care for you making me
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway, So I'm
• 43:29
  Speaker 9: glad we ain't doing this no more.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm chased now.
• 43:36
  Speaker 11: Come on, Steve.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get dumped?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: You say to yourself when you break up. I don't
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: know how to tell you this, but I never did
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: like your dog.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 44:00
  Speaker 15: You know?
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Truth be told, Truth be tall. My baby, mama, won't
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: be back anyway. I ain't worried about this right here?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get jumped?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I bet you I can find somebody. You say to yourself?
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Up and just in case you get ready to call me,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I have blocked all your knows.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: He's hurt. Oh, he's hurt.
• 44:36
  Speaker 15: He's hurt. You know what?
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 44:41
  Speaker 15: What? You know what?
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: Tommy, she'll be back because don't nobody do that little
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: thing that I do.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Don't nobody else do that. She'll be back.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: The third person temmy right there.
• 44:55
  Speaker 10: Yes, what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve,
• 44:59
  Speaker 10: you ain't a first person.
• 45:00
  Speaker 15: Leave me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: You think you doing something? Thank you doing something? That
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: didn't know if.
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: That's gonna being like you're doing some.
• 45:17
  Speaker 14: Stuff?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: You said something, you get them. I don't know how
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: to tell you, but the white girl was checking me
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: out anyway.
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: You know what, what?
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: Time I'm gonna we're gonna get our life together.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: We're gonna going to church and we're gonna just let
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: the law ask somebody. We're gonna let the law ask
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: That's a good one.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she cut him.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: One more, Steve, close it out.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Here my lips hate to have be I'm next to nephew.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Rank call right up to the great job. Guys.
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: at the top of the hour right about four minutes
• 46:26
  Speaker 10: after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today my wife
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: keeps leaving me.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: And coming back.
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: But right now we'll talk about that. But right now
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: we're talking about this. The nephew is here with today's
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: prank phone call what you got for us?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Neph you know, I got something for you? And and
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: call I got something for y'all?
• 46:46
  Speaker 15: What is it? What is it?
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: This is the church calendar. Surely you would be what
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: July you know on the calendar, Paula, uh my.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Birth say month, that's what you're doing at all?
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: October that that's it right there, you would be you
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: would be in October, you understand. And uh you know, uh,
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: you know this ain't with no robes on that, this
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: ain't with no roads. Just letting y'all know, just a
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: headshot of yea.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Just that what you think it is.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: And I like what our duty the church saying zoo
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: we are doing?
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, okay, church count let's go cat though, y'all
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: know what the hell y'all what I'm talking about here?
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: Come on, okay, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alison.
• 47:44
  Speaker 19: Alison, Alison, she's not here, man. She had worked as
• 47:48
  Speaker 19: a speaker.
• 47:49
  Speaker 15: Hey, this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How
• 47:52
  Speaker 15: you doing today? All right? Lester? Brother Lester right from
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: the church.
• 47:56
  Speaker 19: Okay, okay, oh but my right right right right?
• 47:59
  Speaker 15: You a husband right with Jared? I'm sure yeah this Gerald? Yeah, okay, okay.
• 48:03
  Speaker 15: I met you a couple of times, Jered. We ain't
• 48:05
  Speaker 15: seen you in a minute, though.
• 48:06
  Speaker 19: Man, been working on Sundays, and I said that I
• 48:08
  Speaker 19: was gonna try to make it, but I told her,
• 48:09
  Speaker 19: you know, I want to get involved. You know this
• 48:11
  Speaker 19: year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 48:14
  Speaker 15: Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,
• 48:16
  Speaker 15: that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
• 48:18
  Speaker 15: when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure,
• 48:21
  Speaker 15: is this about? You know, let's send us something.
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: What's going on?
• 48:24
  Speaker 15: Actually the Single Ministry, man, I'm over the Single Ministry
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: and we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: a calendar and we wanted her to give us a
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: call about it. Okay, so let me let me get
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: let me give my number real quick. Wait a minute.
• 48:38
  Speaker 19: Okay, you said a calendar. So the church is doing
• 48:40
  Speaker 19: the calendar. But is it like the couples like we
• 48:43
  Speaker 19: come in like how it'd always be like the couples
• 48:45
  Speaker 19: come in and be like this is mister and miss
• 48:47
  Speaker 19: I mean a calendar?
• 48:49
  Speaker 15: No, no, no, what we're doing to see, a lot
• 48:51
  Speaker 15: of the guys got together. What we're gonna do is
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: the mount swimsuit calendar. And we're gonna be trying to
• 48:56
  Speaker 15: put that together.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 48:57
  Speaker 15: So let me give you my number, man, because I
• 48:59
  Speaker 15: want her call. All the guys were saying, if she
• 49:01
  Speaker 15: get on the calendar, he'll probably get solid.
• 49:04
  Speaker 17: You know.
• 49:04
  Speaker 19: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Woa whoa woa wo
• 49:06
  Speaker 19: Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
• 49:11
  Speaker 19: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at
• 49:15
  Speaker 19: the church.
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. You see
• 49:23
  Speaker 15: what I'm saying.
• 49:24
  Speaker 19: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 49:27
  Speaker 16: You call it for us my wife to be in it,
• 49:29
  Speaker 16: and you sure you got the right number because.
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: When you're there, I mean because your wife is Alison, right, Yes,
• 49:35
  Speaker 15: my wife is Alison.
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: First of all, did what's this man about?
• 49:38
  Speaker 19: All the guys, y'all got together, y'all voted about Okay,
• 49:42
  Speaker 19: I'm trying to take this slow man. Oh God, hold
• 49:45
  Speaker 19: my tongue right now, because I'm sure I don't understand
• 49:47
  Speaker 19: where you're going with this.
• 49:49
  Speaker 15: And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidget. She gonna be
• 49:52
  Speaker 15: miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
• 49:55
  Speaker 15: of the year. We want your wife to be the
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: big centerphold.
• 49:58
  Speaker 19: Please please tell me you're not tired at my house
• 50:01
  Speaker 19: this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
• 50:04
  Speaker 19: a swimsuit calendar. But dead on top of that, y'all
• 50:07
  Speaker 19: all got together and y'all voted that y'all want my
• 50:11
  Speaker 19: wife to be in a swim tooth calendar. Fay church.
• 50:15
  Speaker 15: Okay, Well what wait, man, I mean look at this
• 50:17
  Speaker 15: on the positive side, man, what this is? See, like
• 50:20
  Speaker 15: I say, we raising money for the Singles Ministry and
• 50:22
  Speaker 15: the Single Ministry and getting ready to go on a
• 50:24
  Speaker 15: big trip.
• 50:24
  Speaker 16: But I won't got to do with the Singles Ministry
• 50:27
  Speaker 16: she's knowing it's made.
• 50:29
  Speaker 19: I don't want the people that the tiles ministry. Why
• 50:31
  Speaker 19: are you telling telling about my wife.
• 50:32
  Speaker 15: And using something like this.
• 50:34
  Speaker 19: You told them that, oh Jesus help me.
• 50:37
  Speaker 15: Hey man, you you you should feel honored man that
• 50:40
  Speaker 15: your wife.
• 50:40
  Speaker 19: Is looking at my wife like that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 16: Man were coming in there and we try to get
• 50:46
  Speaker 16: help and we try to do it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 19: Y'all looking at my wife's time about y'all want my
• 50:49
  Speaker 19: wife to be in a swim suit? Contest? Man, do
• 50:51
  Speaker 19: you understand what that is?
• 50:52
  Speaker 15: Man?
• 50:52
  Speaker 19: They ain't number some pennies made? So y'all good at
• 50:55
  Speaker 19: my wife time?
• 50:55
  Speaker 16: Y'all want my wife to be hell a pennies.
• 50:57
  Speaker 15: Saying what you gotta understand? Cher this right?
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: Him?
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: Me and for the single ministry, which we got a
• 51:01
  Speaker 15: big trip coming up, so we raising money.
• 51:04
  Speaker 19: Fuck?
• 51:04
  Speaker 15: What are y'all doing?
• 51:05
  Speaker 19: Man? It's not something you do at the church.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 51:08
  Speaker 19: You have car washes Maine without man, we watched cars man,
• 51:12
  Speaker 19: y'all talking about Canada? Man, what are you doing? Man?
• 51:15
  Speaker 19: What type of church is this?
• 51:16
  Speaker 15: Turning to Maine? See jered that the difference is on
• 51:19
  Speaker 15: this whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it. What
• 51:21
  Speaker 15: it is the man. We don't find something that ain't
• 51:24
  Speaker 15: no other church done before. You see what I'm saying.
• 51:26
  Speaker 19: The reason ain't no other church done is because this
• 51:29
  Speaker 19: is wrong.
• 51:30
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 51:31
  Speaker 19: What committee got to get on something like this?
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 51:33
  Speaker 15: What is wrong with you?
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 51:35
  Speaker 15: Dog? You gotta understand.
• 51:36
  Speaker 19: Listen.
• 51:36
  Speaker 15: We got sister Gigrit, we got Sister Vickie.
• 51:39
  Speaker 16: Okay, no, I mean you said the thing that signed
• 51:42
  Speaker 16: out on it.
• 51:42
  Speaker 19: You got these women in the church and that they
• 51:44
  Speaker 19: gonna put on swim suits.
• 51:46
  Speaker 15: Well, what I'm saying we got them on our list.
• 51:48
  Speaker 15: We got them on our list to come.
• 51:49
  Speaker 19: I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with man? What is wrong
• 51:51
  Speaker 19: with you? Man?
• 51:53
  Speaker 15: Hey man, listen, just to help us get started, do
• 51:55
  Speaker 15: you have a picture of Sister Allison in a swim suit?
• 51:58
  Speaker 19: Look, man, I ain't giving you this. You know my
• 52:00
  Speaker 19: wife with no swimsuit.
• 52:02
  Speaker 15: Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do
• 52:04
  Speaker 15: for the minister.
• 52:05
  Speaker 19: Dude, you know what, are you at the church and
• 52:06
  Speaker 19: you work.
• 52:07
  Speaker 15: At the church full time part time. I'm at the church, Okay,
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: are you there there? No, I'm not there right now,
• 52:12
  Speaker 15: but I'm gonna be there for Clohurs later on. It's evening.
• 52:15
  Speaker 16: Okay, what time do choir?
• 52:16
  Speaker 15: Rehearsal Star left seven the clod.
• 52:18
  Speaker 19: But while you was Luster, what I want you to
• 52:21
  Speaker 19: do is for me before you go to rehearsal, can
• 52:23
  Speaker 19: you just be right in the front right quick. I
• 52:25
  Speaker 19: just want to We need to meet personally right quick,
• 52:27
  Speaker 19: blessing me and you. So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal.
• 52:30
  Speaker 16: And then let's talk about this face to face because
• 52:33
  Speaker 16: this over the pond and out and this is not
• 52:35
  Speaker 16: worth it right now, and I need to meet the
• 52:37
  Speaker 16: person that's called in my house talking about my wife
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: doing all this idiotic type. So let's meet right in
• 52:45
  Speaker 16: the front.
• 52:46
  Speaker 19: Brother, First you go to sing, I got something for
• 52:49
  Speaker 19: you to sing. Gave bout So meet me in the front, man,
• 52:53
  Speaker 19: please before you go in Luster, because we ain't gonna
• 52:57
  Speaker 19: talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk
• 52:59
  Speaker 19: about this in person.
• 53:00
  Speaker 15: Okay. First of all, I mean you gotta calmed down. Man,
• 53:02
  Speaker 15: I don't even understand why you iry like you know what.
• 53:05
  Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester.
• 53:07
  Speaker 15: Seven.
• 53:08
  Speaker 19: So it started at seven, let's do six fifty five Leftter.
• 53:11
  Speaker 19: I think this is gonna work for this is gonna
• 53:13
  Speaker 19: help your caller to get out the way that you
• 53:16
  Speaker 19: really really needed to get out. Man, I got something
• 53:19
  Speaker 19: for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be outside
• 53:24
  Speaker 19: at six fifty five. Please don't go in there.
• 53:27
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?
• 53:30
  Speaker 19: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
• 53:32
  Speaker 19: a nice picture for you.
• 53:33
  Speaker 15: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy'll be outside waiting
• 53:35
  Speaker 15: on you when you get there. You and who Me
• 53:38
  Speaker 15: and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. We're
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: gonna be right outside in front of the church. Oh man,
• 53:49
  Speaker 15: who did this? Man? Hey man, your brother Jason told
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• 55:02
  Speaker 10: Hi on you coming up next Strawberry letters subject my
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  Speaker 10: Thank you the nephew. Subject My wife keeps leaving me
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: and coming back. She keeps leaving me and coming back.
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  Speaker 10: To Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty five year old man
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  Speaker 10: with two kids and a step daughter by my wife.
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: I love my family, but I have come to a
• 57:04
  Speaker 10: breaking point with my wife. For the second time in
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: four years, she has left the home and cut off
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  Speaker 10: all contact with me and the kids. The first time
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  Speaker 10: she left, she ran off with a man that she
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  Speaker 10: met online. She bought a bus ticket and rode out
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  Speaker 10: west and didn't contact us for a month. Eventually, the
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: guy dumped her and she reached out to me. I
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: ended up sending her four hundred dollars for her to
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: get back home. Earlier this summer, I was grilling and
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: the kids were in the pool. My wife said she
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: had to run to Walmart to get a few things.
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: We have not seen her since then. The kids and
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: I rode all around town looking for her that night
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  Speaker 10: and the next day. I kind of figured she'd left
• 57:48
  Speaker 10: us again, but I didn't want to upset the kids.
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: I filed a missing person's report with the police, and
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: the police told me since she'd left before, they wouldn't
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: open an investigation.
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  Speaker 1: Away.
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  Speaker 10: I posted pictures on Facebook, and instantly I got all
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: kinds of messages saying that she'd been seen around our
• 58:06
  Speaker 10: city and a few cities close by.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't surprised, and I waited for her to call home.
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  Speaker 10: After forty five days, she called, saying she needs to
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  Speaker 10: come back home and she is ashamed of what she
• 58:20
  Speaker 10: keeps doing to the family. I told the kids she
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: called and is ready to come home. They said I
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: shouldn't let her come back and we'd be just fine
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: without her. We've been married fourteen years and I've kept
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: the marriage together for the kids. But now they're saying
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: to throw her and the whole marriage away. Do you
• 58:40
  Speaker 10: think I should take their advice or give my wife
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: one more chance? Please advise? Well, I mean, you know,
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: the decision, of course, is ultimately up to you.
• 58:50
  Speaker 15: What you do.
• 58:52
  Speaker 10: Should you ta take the kid's advice or give your
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: wife one more chance? Is that what you want to do? Well,
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: it's certainly not what the kids want you to do,
• 59:01
  Speaker 10: because they're sick of her. They really are, and they
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: let you know so you can let yourself off the hook.
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: They want you to stop feeling guilty about all this,
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: your wife leaving and coming back and running off with
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: some man she met online, and you know, just not
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: hearing from her, no contact for forty days and a month,
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: forty five days.
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  Speaker 1: What is all of this?
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  Speaker 10: And then you have two kids, and one of them
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: is her stepdaughter. She's sick of her mom too. They
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: want a divorce from her, and really so should you
• 59:32
  Speaker 10: At this point your wife doesn't care about you, she
• 59:35
  Speaker 10: doesn't care about the kids. And your kids, I don't
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: know how old they are, you said, they were in
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: the pool while you were grilling. But I mean they're
• 59:43
  Speaker 10: cool just with being with you.
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  Speaker 5: Dad.
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  Speaker 10: I just say, I'm saying sorry here, but your wife
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: is trifling and she's a horrible mom. I mean, is
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: she on drugs or something?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: What is going on with her?
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: Who just walks out on her family and comes back
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: like nothing ever happened. I'm sure this is devastating for
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: your children.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it is. Who does this? Why should they
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: have to continue to go through this time and time again?
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  Speaker 10: They can't be secure, they can't you know, they're unsure
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: of themselves.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And why should you have to continually go through this?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Who can live like this?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 10: I just you know, you never know from one day
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 10: to the next if you'll have a mom, or if
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 10: you have a wife or not. I say, pack her bags,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 10: put yourself and your kids out of this revolving dora
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 10: of a marriage, and tell your wife that you and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 10: the guys will be just fine without her. She's selfish
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 10: and that's what the kids want you to do. Anyway,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 10: But unless you really want to do it, and I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 10: don't see why you wouldn't, I don't know, don't let
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: her back.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, she's a source of misery for you guys.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, let me start by saying this to you.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: It ain't a good look when your kids is smarter
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: than you, right, you know, it just ain't a good look.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: Let me just start there. Okay, All right, here we go.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: You a thirty five year old man got two kids
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: and her stepdaughter. I love my family, but she had
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: a breaking point. For the second time in four years,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: she'd have left home, cut off all contact with me
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: and the kid.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: The first time.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: She first time she left, she ran off with a
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: man she met online.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 19: She bought a.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: Who buys a bus ticket to ride out west, you know,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: like she in a Western or something old West young
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: man fortune out there. And she left you for a
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: dude that sent her a bus ticket, from a man
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: that has a house with a swimming pool.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: And in the backyard grilling.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: She left you for a man that sent her a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: bus ticket. Your wife is not a bright person. The
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: kids are, the wife is not. So let's try to
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: make some sense of it. And she brought Eventually the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: god dumped her. She reached out to me. I ended
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: up spending four hundred dollars for her to get back home.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Now you obviously bought a plane ticket.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Hold on, We'll hold on, Steve, hold that uck, God,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: just hold it, hold it. We'll have her too.
• 1:02:49
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  Speaker 10: the hour. Today's subject my wife keeps leaving.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Me and coming back. We'll get into it right after this.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning show.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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• 1:03:39
  Speaker 14: recap today's strawberry letter. The subject my wife keeps leaving
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 14: me and coming back?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, she been doing it.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Second time in four years. She didn't left the first
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: time she left with a man she met online. Uh,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: she bought a bus ticket and rolled out West I
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: knew this relationship was doomed. You meet a dude online,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: he's buy you a bus ticket, all right, Clearly you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: care more about her than the dude online. Now hit
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: a good one right here. Earlier this summer, I was
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: grilling kids, was outside in the pool. My wife said,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: what did she What happened at the walmart? The kids
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: and I rode around town looking.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: For her that night.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: And the next day.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: And the next day.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: Then the dude said, because he got tuition, I kind
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: of figured she left us again. I ain't want up
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: set the kids, so I filed a missing person report.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: Police told me since she left before, they wouldn't open
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: an investigation right away. Then you put some pictures on Facebook,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: and everybody started calling you, telling you I saw that
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: help down that Earl Turner's right, Well, I saw up
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: at Abigail's. She was at to speak easy too. Now
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: she came into tavern Friday. They just saw her everywhere. Yeah,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: you know she old bro that go do country stuff.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: You know this ain't no big city chicks.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, because of the bus.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: So I wasn't surprised, and I waited for her to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: call home after Funny Fat Day.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: So crazy.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: This help of call back home said she's ashamed of
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: what she keep doing to the family.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Sureley says something right.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 15: Is she on.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 17: Drugs because this guy crackhead rolled all over Yeah yeah, great.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact. Let me let me, let me, let me,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: let me bag it down a little bit. Is she
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: on meth? Let me tell you what.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: When you see her, look at her teeth real good?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: Why because if you on matthe your teeth is shot.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: Oh you ain't see the tiger king?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Saw yeah his man? Did you see his mom?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: I don't care what your sexual preference is. You got
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: to want somebody with you have to, you have to.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: Now I told the kids she called and ready to
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: come home. The kids said, don't let her come back.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: We just fine without it. You know, you messed up
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: when your kids don't want their mama no more.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Your blood daughter, your blood daughter.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: We've been married fourteen years, and I've kept the marriage
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: together for the kids. Now this is interesting because now
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: they're saying to throw her and the whole marriage away.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: So if she had a stepdaughter, the stepdaughter got to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: be at least fifteen because y'all only been together for
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: fourteen years. Unless she had the baby while she was
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: on the bus trip.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: She could have.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Cy she is.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: Do you think I should take their advice or give
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: my wife one more chance? Let me ask you something, brother,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: Give your wife one more chance to do?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: What to leave a third time?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: Please advise, brother. I don't even know why you struggling
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: with her. This is not a sign of a person
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: that's no longer any in love with you or her family.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: She loves something else.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: I ain't saying she owned drugs. It do sound like
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: drugs to me because she go on these beings. Just
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 8: I don't know what's wrong with her, But the kids
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: deserve better. You seem like a good man. You probably
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: get you a good woman.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Me personally, I'm just this just Steve Harvey talker.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: Please don't tweet and facebook me about my responses because.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: You know I don't really care no more. I really don't.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: I done got sixty three. I don't got real comfortable
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: with what I'm saying on this show. I divorce, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: I'm divorcing her.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Think he has real choice.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: I'm divorcing her. I'm not living like this is clear.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: You don't want me and these kids. I don't want
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: to see him sending the kids through it. And I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: want somebody to agree with me and the kids and.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Be in the pool.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You can leave your husband and your kids.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: You will leave me or somebody that bought a bus ticket. Yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: that's what I'm throwing off at. I can see if
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: you came up. You didn't even go lateral. You just
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: took a step down.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: You rode a bus out Wes.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: We don't even know what.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: Probably just went west of the Mississippi, ended up ended
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: up in Mississippi, wow wherever. Yeah, this is she's a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: bad She's a bad woman. She's not a good person.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 8: I'm done with him. You can do what you want
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: to do, Bro, but he kid no.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve.
• 1:09:27
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  Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 14: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean? And
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• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: With hundreds of.
• 1:09:59
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• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:08
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• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: All right, so Tommy, what's going on? You want to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: ask your uncle a question?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 12: Man, listen, my wife, no, hold up, my friend's wife.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 12: My friend's wife is the.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: Worst and I want to say, the worst driver, but
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: just drives too fast every time we together, I mean
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 9: every time they together.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, driving too things.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: And it's at the point now where I want he
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: wants to go to a church in a separate car.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: When it's time to go to dinner, he want to go,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: you know, in a separate car. It's just it's just
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: gotten out of control because it's just two Ask how
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: do we fix this issue? Issue is a way to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: resolve it. But that's that's been his takeaway. I'm just
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: gonna drive. I mean, he just gonna drive himself.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Way want to be asking for a friend?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Were asking you to get your thoughts together?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really should have rehearsed that. First of all,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: use it food.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: For just the way you phrase this whole thing, because
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: it is quite obvious who this This friend.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Is a friend for starters.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: Next, I don't know how you're gonna be able to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: fix this because you've gone public with it. I oftentimes
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: suggested to people that you keep your relationship business off
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 8: social media. And even though this isn't on social media,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 8: what you just see it you are over free international
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: ad waves. Every thing we say is recorded and reserved
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: and placed up in the archives of cyber space. So
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: therefore I don't understand the point now to answer your question,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: it's really.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Not a thing you can do, so just sitting there
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  Speaker 2: and ride like that?
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  Speaker 8: Or what is he gonna hide? The man ask your question?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: The man ask your question, how is the complaining working
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: out for you? Because when you make them mad, they
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: go faster?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Have they go faster? They have you noticed that? So
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: is Brenna just.
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  Speaker 8: Going to take the speed that they was gonna do
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: it at because pissed off speed is always fast.
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  Speaker 9: Explain forty miles an hour and looking in the back
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 9: seat at one of them kids and take four second
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: before you turn back around.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Explain to Marjorie has driven and I thought it was
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: too fast. Now before I say something to make her
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: mad and she step on the gas faster.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I just sit there. And what I do is I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: looked down.
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  Speaker 8: I don't even watch the houses and the telephone polls
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: going by.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I just looked down. All right, Hey, this is John Legend. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Felicious Shot. Hey, this is Motown recording artist
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  Speaker 1: kem Hey.
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  Speaker 8: You, I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys myself, Good morning. This
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  Speaker 1: is Tony Braxton.
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  Speaker 20: You already know what timing it's boy DC young fly.
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  Speaker 20: You listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
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  Speaker 20: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question for you, guys.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 20: Is your partner your best friend? Were you friends before
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 20: you came romantic?
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  Speaker 15: You know?
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  Speaker 10: It seems, despite the popularity of dating apps, most relationships
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: start the old fashioned way. That's right, Most of them
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: do with people who are friends first. In fact, researchers
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: have found that sixty six sixty six percent of people
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: were platonic friends with their partner before starting a romantic relationship.
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  Speaker 1: So, Steve, I gotta go to you.
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  Speaker 10: Do you believe there are benefits to being friends with
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 10: someone before you date them.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it is, it's not necessary, but it is,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: but it's not necessary. And a lot of relationships start
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: the other way. First they get physical before they're good friend.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 8: I'm right right now, I'm married to my best friend
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: because I ain't got nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got no friend.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I ain't got no real friend, though you know I ain't.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I don't really have no dudes I share everything with.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: I just don't. I've grown out of that space.
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask you this because it's always puzzled me.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: What about people who are friends? They're really really good friends.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: We have a lot the Strawberry letters about this.
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  Speaker 10: They're really good friends, and then they try to be
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: romantic and it doesn't work out, and the friendship gets
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: all weird after that.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: You know, look, look, look, look, I said a hundred times.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna stop saying, if a man is attracted
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: to you, it's hard for him to stay your friends.
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  Speaker 19: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how, I don't and I don't.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Know why we keep debating this thing.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: If a man is attracted to you, it's gonna be
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 8: really hard for him.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: To stay your friends. It's really hard.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: So let's just notice if you know that you're attractive
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 8: to this guy, and y'all just friends is just until
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: you see a crack in the day.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a physical friend and physical what a physical.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Friend like a friend with benefits?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be physical, but we're gonna be friends.
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  Speaker 15: You know what.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: A friend that's a kind of relationship. That's the friends
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: with benefit type.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: That's a sexual relationship. Call it what you want to
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: call it.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: It's a sexual relationship and eventually feelings on one one
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: of the parts, it's.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Gonna get it, usually the woman, Usually the woman exactly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm in love.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Man' nobody sign up for love. This will be just
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: a nice physical.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Friend, says the host Are Ready to Love or Radio
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Stevie. Tommy, I got you. I got you too.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: You ain't all the way crazy, Tammy. Far from it, Steve.
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  Speaker 10: It is still your contention that men and women it's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: hard for them to be friends without being physical.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: That is that what you're saying.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: If the man is attracted to you, I've never seen
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: a what how what just show that's that?
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  Speaker 14: So then the question is what we just brought up
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 14: Shirley with the with the segment to be friends can
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  Speaker 14: you first and then date? And you're saying that if
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 14: you are friends and that man is attracted to the woman,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 14: you say, what we're trying to say, If you're going
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 14: to be friends first and then you're gonna date, how
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 14: does that work?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: If you say men and women can't be friends If
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: a man.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: Is attracted to you, eventually, when there's a crack in
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: the door, he's gonna annoy if he can put his foot.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: In the door and be more than friends.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: Yes, these relationships that turn start out that way, you
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: can turn out and blossom into wonderful and beautiful relationship.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: It can happen then sometimes.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: And that's a great way for it to start because
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 8: you started as friends. It's a great thing to happen.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 8: Now here's a sad part. Its attracted to you.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta go, Steve, hold on, we gotta go.
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  Speaker 10: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 10: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back, Steve.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: Let's try to clear this up once and for all.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: If we can, because there's so much debate about this.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: Can men and women be friends and once they cross
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 10: that physical line, can they still be friends? Because sometimes
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: that gets weird. So so let's let's try to clear
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: this up because it is a debate, ongoing debate between
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 10: men and women. All the time you say what.
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  Speaker 21: Man did, and every time this way, I'll be telling
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 21: them say the same you say it.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: Men and women can be friends only if the man
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  Speaker 8: does not find the.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Woman attracted or is not attracted to her for whatever
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: the reason.
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  Speaker 8: If a man finds you attracted and is attracted to
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: you and is your friend, I want you to understand
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: that the moment there is a crack in the door,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: a chink in the armor, and he see a way
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: he can fit in and be more than your friend
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 8: or will do that. Absolutely, he will unequivocally. Now, can
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: you start a friendship that way and it blossomed into
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: a relationship?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Yes? And you know why the blossom into a relationship
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: because he been attracted to.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: You the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Period. Now here's the sad part that you don't want
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: to hear.
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  Speaker 8: If the man is not attracted to you or find
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: you unattracted, you can be his for you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right, we'll be debating this for centuries to come.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 10: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 10: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 14: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.
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  Speaker 10: All right, guys, it is time for a round of
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 10: would you rather? Would you rather be a bowling champion
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  Speaker 10: or curling champion?
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  Speaker 2: Bowling?
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  Speaker 1: We know what your answer is out the gate. We
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: already know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go bowling because I don't know. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm not sweeping on no ice dog.
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  Speaker 8: What do you I'm finding to be international world class
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: curly stones. That's an Olympic sport that white people play.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: We've never seen the black person just forever. I'm gonna
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 8: be the first one and the whole time I'm curly.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna have my mouth hanging open.
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  Speaker 15: The U.
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  Speaker 2: Because you smoothing. I didn't know what they was saying. Yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do everything. I don't want to sweep, though.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 11: Little racist to me, he's got an issue.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: We gotta line.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be the sweep playing the sport.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not sweeping, So okay.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be an okay looking person but be
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 10: very funny, very interesting? Or would you rather just be
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 10: super fine, super hot and very boring?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: So okay, I'm gonna be all.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Y'all just say hey right now, except for cutie Pie
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: down there in the corner. Fine, he's all right, be
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: all day. I know I am. You need to get
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: your all right.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 8: Looking over here with me and Junior, we already all day.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: Ain't no need of wanting to be be because we
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 8: describe again Shirley.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: All right, he.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be okay looking but very funny and
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 10: interesting or super hot and very boring?
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  Speaker 4: Which one?
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  Speaker 15: Still a.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: We got to be a what wants to be be.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Ain't no, rous got a chance of being be sooner.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: I'm interesting. I'm hot too, though.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 8: Damn you can't you you're not hot? Boy, can't be sure? Okay,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: regularly looking little ain't fine?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: On top of your glasses at us? Now, don't anybody
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: hit you cause you fine? I'm hot?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 16: Turn out.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Oh no, you're all.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: Ready to love because you're funny and interesting. Ain't on
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 8: that because you fine? Yeah, expensive suits like your uncle.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: We got to dress expensive because we strange looking.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Junior said, if you're hot, turned the air on.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: That's the hot you are.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 11: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: Last break of the day, closing remarks right after this,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 10: what's going on?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: This is your boy, Kevin Hart.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: It is Dave Chappelle. I can't call to dis your
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: man Cedric the entertainer.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 14: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 14: Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside? Are
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 14: you ready for a mop and bucket?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 9: Clean?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: And half the time make the swap to swiffer power mop.
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  Speaker 14: The only one cleaning hero has a built in solution
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• 1:24:32
  Speaker 14: with ease. Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 14: hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mop smarter with
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• 1:24:41
  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, good to be back and all of that,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 10: and time for you to get a son out of here.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 10: With some closing remarks and inspiring words like you always do.
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  Speaker 2: I want to encourage people, but I gotta tell you
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: the truth about it.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 8: You know, it's sort of a I've decided to go
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: forward with the truth as I've learned it, and I've
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 8: decided to ignore naysayers and people who don't want to
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: hear the factual part of how difficult success is. But
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 8: if you explain it to people and they understand that
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: you've gone through the hardships of trying to become successful yourself,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: when they face hardships, I think they can see it
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: better for themselves. And Dion Sanders told me one time,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 8: he says, Steve, stop throwing the life raft to people
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: swimming away from the boat.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: He said, just throw your life raft to them. People
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: that want to be saved.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 8: So and that's saved in just a and an analytical
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: sense or an analogy that he was using in terms
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 8: of people who want to be motivated or encouraged or
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 8: given the tools for success. So in light of that,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 8: here's something else I want to remind people love, because
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 8: people don't like to hear about the uncomfortable side of it.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 8: You know, they want to just go. You know, I
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 8: want to sleep long as I want.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 15: You.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 8: Got to get this much sleeping? Okay, fine, fine, fine.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 8: I had to come to that resolution after speaking the
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 8: truth about sleep as I know it. As I know it,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 8: I can't tell you anything I don't know. I don't
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 8: know how to be successful sleeping a third of your life.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: I don't know anyone that made it to success sleeping
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: a third of their life. I just don't know anybody. Now,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: if you're wealthy, you can sleep eight hours, but if
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 8: you're trying to get there, I just don't know anybody
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: that's done it that way. And that's all I was
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 8: trying to speak about. So what I'm about to share
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: with you now is another thing. See, and I want
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 8: you to understand something about when you see people with
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 8: what you consider convenient lives. Convenience is built by inconvenience.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: It's just the way it is. Convenience is built by inconvenience.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: If you want to have a convenient life, you are
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: going to have to inconvenience yourself on many, many occasions,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: and it won't be just something every now and then.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 8: In order to have a convenient life, you are going
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: to have to spend a great deal of your current
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 8: life being inconvenient. It's the only way it's done. For
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. That's a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: scientific law, but it's also a spiritual law. If you
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: do good to everybody, good will come to you. If
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: you do evil to everybody, evil gonna come your way.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 8: So convenience is built through inconvenience.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 8: So if you put out evil, the equal and opposite
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: reaction will be the equal is you gonna get evil to.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 8: The opposite is is you won't be putting it out,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: It'll be coming back to you. So do you understand
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 8: what I'm trying to say. So, if you want a
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 8: life of convenience, it is built through inconvenience. Another way
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: to look at it is and what I just had
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 8: to come to terms with on my journey to success.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: And this is not a negative, y'all. It's okay because
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: success is very, very hard.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 15: It just is.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 8: Man. I wish I could tell people it's not hard,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: but it is. You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: If you're trying to be comfortable, you're going to have
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 8: to get okay with being uncomfortable for stretches at a time.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm sorry if that doesn't sound right to you.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 8: But if you talk to successful people, they will share
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: that information.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: With you that you have to be comfortable.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 8: You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: to become successful.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: It's inconvenient to become successful.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: It really really is.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: But these are things that you have to be willing
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: to cope with to get the equal and opposite reaction.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: The equal part is.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: The opposite part is this inconvenience will become convenient.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: That It's just that's the way it works, man. I
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: wish I could.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm saying it to you the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: way I want to deliver the message, but I'm just
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 8: trying to get you to understand that it's okay. But
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 8: in your moments of uncomfortableness, in your moments of inconvenience.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: You can rest assured.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 8: That God is with you all the way. That God
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: didn't say your life would be easy. Faith doesn't make
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 8: it easy. Faith makes it possible. And all you want
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: to know is that what I'm going through will create
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 8: the possibility of me becoming successful. Then I'm willing to
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 8: go through the necessary pains and gross and everything to
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: become successful. And if you got God in your life,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: he can give you the strength, the power, the will
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: to endure anything. With Christ, all things are possible. Faith
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 8: doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. You've got
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