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No Latency - Ep.31 Mischief Night · No Latency

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Last time, I know latency. He also has a savior complex.
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Jeb, you would love this guy and I like him, he's going to do
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everything that I need. Send me his address.
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I will kill him. Smoke everywhere in here, open
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the windows, Jesus Christ. I can't see, I'm gonna eat my
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own cut. My little Cutthroat, hi Chet.
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Joy, zetha move on its own. Yeah, what kind of keep up with
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this baby? Yeah, well, let's find out,
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shall we? We're gonna have to take widows
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Gulch. Yes.
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I was drunk and jumps attempts to impale this driver jumping
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over to their car. Oh, I've seen that look before I
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can show you. Why.
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Thanks Jeff why can't you tell me why you came all the way the
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bird to the desert. So, save me.
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Start the goddamn episode. I could we get the episode
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going, please already getting back into drunk song.
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Love it. I'm just wondering if we could
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go ahead and get that drunk. Yeah, it's let's let's get the
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episode going, shall we? So does anyone want to tell Joy?
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What the fuck is going on? Yeah, I'll do it.
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Hey, Joy. Listen, we got the fuck is going
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on. Exactly, Joy.
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Thank you. I'm so sorry that you're being
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dragged into this without any know, how or say, how, but thank
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you everyone for stopping a really had to go to the
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restroom. Oh yeah, it's no problem.
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I understand we always hit me up.
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Yes we did. Pick you up.
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Now we're outside of widows Gulch and I had to pee really
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badly at a gas station. Mmm.
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Are we still in the Badlands? It's disgusting.
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No, I peed outside. I'm not going in a restroom at a
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gas station. Role to wash your hands.
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I will deny you all tonight. You're fine good!
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You're all denying my brother's a little Dusty.
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My butt's, a little Dusty. Here's my hit song.
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My butt's a little Dusty sugar - we - there's a little Dusty.
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You could do dick I'm hitting the trail.
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How do you guys normally sing like this?
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They don't. It's a, it's quite unusual for
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those two to get along. You know, there's something
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about the Badlands, you know, and there's something about, you
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know, I'm just gonna say it Joy. There's something about you
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that. Well, you know, I hate to say
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it, but you do bring a little joy into my life.
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My life event. I took.
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No yes, okay. Great.
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Yeah, we're swatches whole interaction.
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It'll tell you how not to do things considered not flat.
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You know, I'm just getting. I'm just glad that you're here
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with those joy and feels really close to your face.
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Just tell him. I've got a bit of a willow, an
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Ask perhaps, or maybe it's a Back to the rest of the group.
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Maybe it's a an opportunity. It is an opportunity joy.
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We are offering you a job. A position in night City, a gel,
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you would be doing the exact same thing you do.
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Now, just in night City, where we can protect you, we're at can
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protect you. Well, I mean I have half of all
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right. My weapons are really cool.
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Like did you not see the, the glass grenade?
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Oh yeah, you were absolutely fucking.
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It up. But, you know, wish with with
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our group. Oh man who is not pay attention.
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What I didn't do, anything. Did I hit something?
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I don't think I did. It's actually a bad shot but
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thank you for saving me. I really appreciate it.
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Well, it looked cool, it looks very cool and when you and when
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you hit the button here, it makes that nice look and makes
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them. So what are you asking me to do
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you? Do your thing right in front?
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And we do our thing in the back, praising get this.
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I'm not, it's just not my thing. I'm not here to King, Shame joy.
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I love where your mind is headed, but let me put this
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Little bit more eloquently, we need you to run a ghost
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operation on top of our operation.
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Oh, like a like a what you call it front front exactly most fat.
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Yeah, we are being pursued by some, very aggressive people,
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and it would be better if our operation disappeared.
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However, we have nowhere to go, right?
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So we are just hiding underneath.
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Yeah. Like an ostrich.
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That sounds like a good idea but now that you say it like that,
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it sounds like a horrible idea. Well, Leo stroke is a dead.
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Maybe you can bring back their Style again.
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Sounds like an awful idea. All the ostriches are dead.
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Oh yeah. What about the ones in the zoo?
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What some of them are cybernetic.
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Oh yeah. Like the like slow.
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Wait, are you telling me that none of the animals in the zoo
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are actual animals? Know?
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They're there? Does that mean in the pandas
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real? That's always surprised
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everybody. I don't even know there was a
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panda. Yeah, I mean, I found a way to
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make them horny, so I can't away from everyone.
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I'm just a huge fan of and has being like an invasive species
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because we've made them so horny.
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It's very funny. Yeah.
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Enclosure it's dangerous. There's a whole area in China,
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you just can go into. All right, quit pandering.
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Let's just get back to it. Okay.
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Alright. And anyway, it's so, so a front
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and I mean, Can I sell my crystals?
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And that's exactly what we were planning for you to do.
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Oh, great cool. I mean I don't I mean I just
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have my truck wreck so I don't really have a lot of money, so I
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can't really pay. We've got it right.
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Oh, no rent, why would we need you to rip?
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We're asking you to do this. I just had a heart attack.
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I thought I thought Jeb you become a landlord that would be
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the worst of the worst people ever, landlords are scum of the
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earth. Yes, absolutely.
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They have societal pressures to the still drunk asano.
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Evan told you have, do you have anything in my bag?
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It's one of those shots. Yeah.
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Yeah why don't you roll me? A d-10 and see if there's one in
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it. Okay, before we look at this,
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it's an Alka-Seltzer, huh? We have had, we have had
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sobering, she's things. For in the.
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But if you also wrote it for ya, I only have I only have
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Alka-Seltzer. What does that do?
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Oh, it's it's the anti of an alcoholic beverage, Alka-Seltzer
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actually, reverses the drinking process.
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Now it might be a little uncomfortable because there's a
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lot of bubbling in your stomach but that is the alcohol being
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vaporized. Yeah.
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And let out in a lot of burps so you will be burping quite a bit.
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Okay. Who-who are we killing?
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We did that already. Did we do?
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You did good. You did very well, you jumped on
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a you jumped on a moving car and everything.
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Stabbed a guy in the head, did I your dad?
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Would you like an instant replay?
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It rummy it plays back in a really cool way and you see
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loads of cool explosions and your sword light up and with
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fire and everything and it looks really dope.
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Oh, look at that driving. Did you see that was good.
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That was very cool. That was you would you like to
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see it again? Yes.
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Oh yes. Oh yeah, who in slo-mo?
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Could you just keep doing this to keep him busy?
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While the the Alka-Seltzer does? It's Magic, he's gonna be
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perfect. It's gonna be burp in your face
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a little bit and I just don't want that on microphone.
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Okay, I'll be I'll put a thumbs up as I keep replaying it, okay?
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Thank you, tato drink this, while you watch.
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Okay. Is it more alcohol?
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Yeah, yeah, okay, I seem to be pretty good when I'm truck.
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Fuck he's right drunk all the time.
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It's on a roll. I resist torture drugs.
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You don't resist this very well-made biotechnical drug and
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you start to feel a lot more sober while still watching
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yourself. Be very cool on this screen.
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Mmm, jab, your phone goes off. And you see yet again, it's time
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for you to take your medicine. Oh boy.
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Well, what's the long for? It's it's not really on a new
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medication, currently not alert. Not another.
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I need medication or anything like my body is strong.
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It is, it is no shame to be under medication.
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How dare you demonize treating yourself with science?
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Well, I just look. I know, it's joy and know that
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out in the Badlands. You know.
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We don't usually got That kind of thing, but it can help a lot
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of people look over at Iona. It helps, lots of people live
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better lives and I'm trying to do.
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Yes, I'm just nodding the whole time.
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Hmm. Right.
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And this one is absolutely above board, not a problem when you
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shouldn't worry about it anymore.
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Can I get some water to wash this?
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Damn Yes, he and then dope houses you of water.
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That's when I sought his ones. And it's delicious.
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He has that gold resist torture drugs.
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Oh yeah, you resist it. You have no hunger whatsoever
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and you gain 5 health care that, mmm.
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You know, I gotta say, feels like, every time I do this feels
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better. Every time you're being
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acclimated to it. That's, you know, that's how it
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works. Yeah.
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What about the withdrawal is going to be like, huh?
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Anyway, someone hand me a rag. My face keeps getting wet from
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sounds burps. 1000. How you feeling?
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Nice. Well, that was a nice.
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I want. Got my speaker I'll retro you
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should be applauding that one it had some Echo.
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No to a deco is you guys want anything from this gas station?
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Or you're going to show me where I'm setting up shop, I can show
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you So you're just gonna come along with me.
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Joel, I'll show you downstairs or wait.
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No, we're at a gas station, right?
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I'm all kinds of turned around, never mind, I know, and he's so
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excited. I mean, I'm not seen him in a
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long time. So he's also the, the immediate
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effects of the medication is increased heart rate, so that
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does overexcite some people. Oh, ever exciting, Jeb, not sure
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if that's a good idea. F.
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I see this is going to be a rousing, a relationship and cool
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prizes. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get into
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my, my vehicle, and I'll follow you to the bar to your shop
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tipped in my shop. Yes, there's no bar right now.
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Bar, is that you do it? No, but why don't I go with you?
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And I can coach you through it. And we'll follow them.
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So do you know anything about like books?
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Because I haven't really done any banking.
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I will end you guys saved my life so I guess I should reward.
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You got some nice gents we can definitely look at that once we
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get to your shop and I think we can handle getting some sort of
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books, done job. Let loose that I do work for
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biotechnical. So I do have some Some kind of
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sway I could bring in oh an extra hand.
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Probably So, how's it? Like, having your life sucked
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out? You slowly day by day.
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What life? That's what I thought.
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I don't know what's happened to Jeff and I'll and I don't know.
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You really got overexcited, and I think he went to the restroom.
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Well, Jess, Jess, he's getting a little Dusty right now.
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Yeah, I'm not really Comfy. Are you done in the bathroom
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yet? Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh no zoo and door.
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Slam question, has child always made his own sound effects?
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I mean, ever since he was a kid, we had a broken TV that had no
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sound. So one day and one of the other
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kids were smoking took make the noises and never stopped.
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I always did. I always kind of saw my life is
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a bit of a western Adventure. Nice nice, are you feeling any
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better? Sauna, unfortunately.
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Yes. Oh no.
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The drink I gave you must not have worked all day, huh?
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You got it for now. You're doing so good.
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That's that's the worst. Can we still have to go back to
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the bar? Come on.
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Do ya. Get in the car?
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Oh God, I gotta get any go ahead.
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I will stay in your You're very far.
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Who am I talking to currently? I'm sorry I closed my eyes and I
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couldn't see anything. Yeah, absolutely.
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Put it on the company card. Does anyone else doing research?
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No, no. Not putting chemicals like that
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in my body. I don't I actually have never
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had a Twinkie before that a yes I don't know is it?
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Yes, I'll get to okay. Then do goes and goes up to a
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vending machine. Doesn't even go inside Ben's to
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Twinkies. Costing the twinkie vending
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machine. Yeah man.
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Costing them 7 Eddie's. That's a lot of money for doing
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Keys, a box, a box of Twinkies anymore.
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So let's draw a box of, you know, a box of nerds this big,
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this big the small box with a medium box technically, Costs
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about seven US dollars in a non US country.
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Yes, it does. Yeah, I remember paying that so
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much is. It's just like Twinkies here.
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Yes, I'm except these ones have that skull crab, meat, what are
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we? Talking about Scout, crap.
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Me, it's about to be Halloween, special Twinkies.
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No, no. Are you even?
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I've not had a skull crabmeat. Twinkie, as well, as a regular
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Twinkie. And we go.
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Oh, what is this? I don't know what's happening
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anymore. You're talking nonsense.
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Let's go. We should have.
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We should have kept, so no drunk.
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All right, you all Pile in. I'm going in crystals by Joy.
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Cool. And your head back to Baja.
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So why the fuck is my bed made? Microwave isn't working can you
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talk to it? What will these to get up to
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next? I don't know why you keep
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sticking your Anger in that part.
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That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
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You arrive at the bar. And the storefront is complete
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inside. There are tables set up for
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products, a huge sign. That's ready to be named and a
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vending machine at the back. Just like, you remember the gets
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you into the bar, right? I am done with the building.
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I have made the bar downstairs, and VIP section, with your like
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Vanna, White logo on you, like, oh yes.
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I like wow. Okay.
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Well, me and Hilda, we are finished.
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I am Done with my what you call it my favor.
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So the Domino peoples with the Ping.
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Yes. And we are, it's lovely.
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I love, I love your, thank you for saving me in my office as
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well. I think that was very nice here
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is tip. Oh, thank you.
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So 100 days. All right.
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Now if you need anything else, you know where to find me, you
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have extravagance business card. Yeah, yeah, good.
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Good. And don't forget that is shot
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gate, lock down button behind bar, ping, knows, huertas and
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some other surprises, in case things, go a little bit
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pear-shaped. I don't like pear-shaped.
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I'm more of a modernist. Mmm, yes.
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Yes, I'm a minimalist myself. Oh, yes, I liking the
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minimalist, it is of the bird. Yes.
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Yeah anyway I think we are done with this Cameo for me as
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character and I am finished. You have lovely day.
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I could buying and he walks off. Well I feel like we probably
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won't ever see him ever again. I think that's not true at all.
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I hope we don't know. But we do.
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I mean this is a fantastic space that he made us.
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I mean, look at this place. So what do we The shop.
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Oh, yummy ideas, gazelle. Honestly, all I got was Joy's
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toys for the boys. That sounds like a sex club.
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Yes, that's what I kept it. So I kept banging my head up
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again so that it just it wasn't. Yeah.
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Those kind of things, Crystal and joy.
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Now there's something Christmas by Joy is what I've been going
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with for a while. Well, yeah, but don't you kind
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of want to mix it up or do you got a whole brand thing?
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I mean, I guess we can always stick with the brand.
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I'm not like All That Glitters but it doesn't glitter.
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They Yeah. Retro they don't even him.
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Haven't you ever seen a mystical gym before nods as I was trying
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to think of like metaphysical shop names?
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That's literally what this kind of shop is, right?
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Well, we could call it made a physical shop, you know, and
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just have it be truth in advertising.
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I think crystals by Joy has a wonderful name.
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Thank you. Yeah, I think he kind of got it
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on the first run. Thank you.
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So crystals by joy and they'll get set Tyler.
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Till I put it in, go ahead get that business license.
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Drafted up if you could and then Del starts to work on their tile
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and with a few moments Joy get to message they take up their
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tile which is a little broken and the business license and
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they tap it and the sign changes to crystals by joy and the
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lights. Come on our set up shop Montage,
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set up, shut Montage, put some cool music.
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Over this part, we're just putting down crystals, Yes, and
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we're hanging in the things on the wall.
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We gotta see the beads for over the doorway.
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I'm putting a poster and I slammed my thumb with a hammer
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comical. We've got the posters that are
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fuzzy when you put them under black light.
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They look psychedelic, we got a bunch of black lives, Simon
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shakes his head and everyone has an opening crystals.
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He's putting his how big, but he's shaking his head like
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constantly is just like also will fog machine covering the
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floor. Chad is constantly trying to
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make small talk with joy, but always getting shut down. 66 is
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just going around. Sleeping everything up as it
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goes 909 back around. Down side down.
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And once you're finished with your Montage, ya downstairs.
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And there's ping. Sitting at the bar, with a huge.
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Fuck off. Smile on their face.
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Hi everyone want a drink. Wow, you go.
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Big fuck-off smile. You are happy today.
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Look at the new bar and it looks great.
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There's loads of space, there's a little Belva Trope area, with
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like space. Someone to stand there and be
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you know guarding it's not open yet but there's a lot more space
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to make drinks a lot more space for Beverages and they're still
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storage for everything. And the secret room for you guys
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is experiments can still exist as well.
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There's loads of space known as no.
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No, I'll take a drink. Yeah.
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Can I get a Bahama Mama one Bahama Mama coming up one.
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Jougasaki, please one, Chuck, Chuck.
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I've sake he go. You might have a hard time
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finding many after that. I do apologize for For Sonos,
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drinking. Can I just have a green tea?
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Yes, of course. You can thank you.
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Then Del, I'm not here, green tea as well.
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Oh, yes, Joy a beer. Yep.
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Whiskey on the Rocks. Whiskey on the Rocks.
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All right, well, everybody and ping hands out the different
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drinks to everybody. And then pose themselves a
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beverage. You can see it has blue glass in
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it. They take a sip and their eyes
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glimmer with a little electronic light as they drink.
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His to the bar to add to your crystals.
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Thank you Jim and to us surviving this shit hurricane.
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Apparently, I have a idea. Let's have a soft open tomorrow.
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Night is Halloween, but we could have a little party tonight.
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B. Some people and have an
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adventure. I think that's a terrible idea,
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the last one. Thank you sir.
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Amazing. Well, it's going to be a
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Halloween party. So go get your Halloween
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costumes and any other stuff, you might need to protect the
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bar, in case it goes wrong. Why'd you say it like that?
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I'm kidding. We should not have a party.
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We are trying the whole reason. We built this bar so we could
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hide from arisaka and other prying eyes.
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A party would draw unwanted attention.
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It's an idea. All right.
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Now are you saying that maybe you should you know, are taking
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that a little bit, maybe that'll Laughing the a bet but people
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like me better when I'm drunk then huh?
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And I might as well just drink all the time.
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I know I don't like you better when you're drunk in fact I
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liked you better when you're not drunk then you agree.
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We shouldn't have this party. A does not equal C.
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I will say I don't have any friends to invite to this party.
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The only people that would be there would be me and Wendell if
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you want to join us. I'd love to so that I have no
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contribution. I have no say in this, I will be
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here. I will be at this bar whether or
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not there is a party happening. Well, hold on, I think you mad.
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I just stumbled into something we.
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Don't need to invite other people over to have a party.
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You just be a party for us. Just us here that are in this.
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Well newly minted, crystalline act as well structures.
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Not Krishna. I'm someone off my worst,
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Crystal shop, very well. This newly minted, Crystal shop
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at what. Thank you.
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I had. You know, I really worked hard
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on that I get flustered when I'm around, what do you say?
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I'm saying, we don't need to invite any outside.
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People have a party and that way we don't have to let the whole
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not City know what we're doing. So you get your way sound.
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Oh, and you get your way. Remy works for me.
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I was little party. All right, well, you guys go and
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get stuff for the party and getting some costumes and I'll
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see you a little later. I am not dressing up in a
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costume. I'm going as my favorite folk
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hero, go ahead or would you what did you say is going to be a
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surprise dad. Asado.
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I'm sure we could make you something easy, like, what?
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You could be a ghost. So I don't have to be there.
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Well, you were clever. I walked directly into that one
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friend. L, do you have any ideas?
27:19
And then they'll like puts their hand up for a high five and
27:22
looks at Iona for approval. I'm just nodding, I'm just
27:27
wide-eyed. I've been do then Del says yes,
27:34
while doing a fist bump Great. You, all right.
27:45
Something about a party stranger grabs a beer.
27:47
Looking snazzy in here, right? Oh yeah, it's great.
27:51
A stranger. I need your help.
27:53
What's that? Asano needs a Halloween costume
27:55
Drama TV. They can go as the TV guy.
27:58
Oh my gosh, what if you two are each other?
28:02
No, no. Are you love with each other?
28:04
You know where all the clothes are all we need is a busted-out
28:07
TV. Know, it would be really fun
28:10
though. My really funny.
28:12
And now, Nine not I don't think that's gonna help.
28:16
You can go sweep over there. I am not putting a TV on my head
28:26
but I do and I do mine. I usually disagree with you, I
28:34
usually disagree with you but then he would be like an
28:36
upside-down Remy and I totally. We are on the save.
28:40
Same wavelength their nine and that's never going to happen
28:44
ever again. Don't worry.
28:47
Feels like a go sweep over there.
28:49
Yes, nine. Buggers off and goes and sweet.
28:54
I will come as myself and that will be fine to come upstairs
28:59
walk into the Alley. We're gonna do, we're gonna go.
29:03
Well, I'm gonna go Ponder what I want to dress up for Halloween,
29:10
so I'm going to go to a local park.
29:13
Okay. And I'm going to.
29:19
Get some birdseed and feed the Ducks.
29:23
Well, that's just adorable. So retro you'll feeding the
29:27
ducks in a POC, I have gone to a fabric store, picked up some
29:38
brown shag and feathers right. And I'm going back to my
29:45
apartment to get some work done. While I also make my Halloween
29:49
costume retro where you roll me a d-10 please you had him back
29:53
to your apartment. You said I own it.
29:55
Yes. I have some aggressive emails.
29:58
I need to send good you while you do that Evan rolled a one
30:03
and he falls asleep in the park like an old man.
30:07
When you're sitting there asleep is bird seed all over your Feet
30:12
and legs. And as you wake up, you hear the
30:17
sound of something strip like being held against your head
30:23
different positions. Yeah.
30:32
As a scribbling you can hear the sound of a monitor turning on
30:37
warming up. Cool.
30:42
You wake up and you can't move your arms or your legs.
30:45
Okay, what the fuck? Just taking measurements
30:51
measurements. What are you going to make me a
30:52
suit? Oh, I'm gonna make you and Steve
30:56
jumps in front of you and he starts measuring your face and
30:59
kick him in the balls. Your foot doesn't move.
31:03
You can try and resist torture drugs if you want to kick him in
31:04
the balls. Yeah, I did.
31:09
Your leg does not move. You roll them on again.
31:13
God. Okay good.
31:16
And that's that model. All right?
31:17
And the opens little flat on the underside of where your nose
31:20
would be and he reads the serial number off onto a piece of
31:22
paper. Okay, get off, he slaps you
31:26
across the face and it really hurts his hand a lot, but he
31:32
leaves a dent on the side because he rolled a 9
31:35
motherfucker. Okay.
31:36
So obvious. So I'm not tied down by
31:39
anything. I've been paralyzed with
31:40
something. No, you're tied down.
31:42
Oh, I am. Now that you're now that you are
31:44
fully awakened, that all the cameras and turned on.
31:46
In your head, you look around and you find that you are tied
31:49
to the bench, okay? Hmm.
31:52
And you've just been slapped across the face and you take one
31:55
damage. I'm going to regain my thoughts.
31:58
Okay, go, Steve. Yeah, you said you wanted to be
32:04
me? Why do you want to be me because
32:09
it'd be really funny costume for Halloween.
32:11
Hmm. You Would be a better costume
32:14
for Halloween, Dead version of you.
32:16
Yeah, you know how to best way to make that happen is, you know
32:21
here let me show you. I'm I need access to my arm real
32:24
quick though. Can I can I get my right arm
32:25
out? Brofist waited.
32:27
Yeah, okay yeah, sure. And he undoes your left arm.
32:32
Okay. And there's my left arm.
32:35
Mmm. I would like to go ahead and
32:39
tell him. Okay, so if you look here, Here
32:43
and I love using my left arm point to the my neck circuits,
32:46
like, okay, you have to make sure that you get VGA 7:30 set.
32:50
Look, you have to get a little bit closer.
32:52
Okay, no problem. And then I'd like to actually
32:58
head butt him with my TV head and grab him by the collar if
33:03
possible. Okay.
33:04
Robe rolling. Yeah, you grabbed him by the
33:07
collar and you hit him in the face for three damage.
33:09
No roll, roll a D6. Okay.
33:12
For damage for lunch. Yeah.
33:20
Yeah. Okay.
33:24
I'm willin in the spirit of her. A nice holiday and with it being
33:29
Mischief Night. He'll give you the chance to let
33:33
me go. Okay?
33:35
And I don't tell you, okay? So go ahead and untie, the rest
33:40
of me. Okay.
33:41
Is he Timing. It starts untying your right
33:44
hand and then tries to do your left foot but you he's now on
33:48
tied both your hands. So okay, yeah I'll use my right
33:50
hand to untie myself rest away when I asked, hey Steve, you
33:57
seem like you're a little bit hard down on your luck.
34:01
I am right now. Tell you what I'm gonna give him
34:04
five edits but here you go, here's five days.
34:08
Okay, so that way you can go and get yourself a costume and not
34:12
abuse people anymore. Okay, no, that's good.
34:17
Well, is thing Steve. Okay, so bad.
34:19
I feel bad for you. Okay.
34:22
So maybe I should check if a check in on you every once in a
34:26
while. Huh.
34:27
What do you think? Okay.
34:30
What's your favorite place to hang out this Steve mentioned?
34:33
Action. The seed Mansion.
34:35
Yeah only kind of heard about that.
34:37
What is that? Oh it's in the know you're
34:44
sneaky. Can't tell you that they'll
34:46
fucking kill me. Kick him in the balls.
34:51
Roll a D6. Ready.
34:55
Go yeah you cause 5 damage. Sure.
35:02
No I can't they'll kill me with like drill death.
35:06
Not just a kick in the balls. I can't.
35:09
Otherwise I'm do it again. Oh no, no role of Z6 Tony to
35:15
damage that time right. Okay well this is the point
35:23
where I'm gonna run away now. Oh we're awesome phone.
35:26
Totally get away with that. Yeah, Unser way coaching is
35:30
nuts. Wow.
35:32
All right row. You'll fear Happy.
35:37
My feet. He runs off into the distance
35:42
and you realize there's a duck on your head idea.
35:48
That's it. That's the whole idea.
35:54
That's her walks back into the bar with a duck on his head.
36:01
That's my costume. I'm a baby mallard like it.
36:08
It's good. You can call me Baby Huey.
36:11
All right, that's weird. Cool.
36:14
Well, great. Do you, you were the first one
36:21
to arrive. I'm sort of waiting for everyone
36:23
else to turn up. Oh yeah I'm usually pretty
36:26
punctual. I also just had a pretty bad
36:35
time with the Steve. My feet are really sore.
36:38
Can I get a gin and tonic? Yeah, sure.
36:41
Thank you. Jeb walks in the Jeb. we're in a
36:48
coonskin hat and some nice tanned leather with a nice big
36:58
ol, knapsack a big ol raffle and he goes Welcome to the wild
37:10
west, the Untamed Wilderness. You see what I'm doing.
37:17
These are not do it. I'm I'm Davy Crockett.
37:22
Oh yeah. Y'all heard Davey Crockett for
37:27
having nothing history? Yeah, it was a I think he was in
37:33
the House Representatives but hey, he's, you know, he's the
37:39
king of the Wild Frontier. Whoo-hoo.
37:45
Oh, never mind. Got it was whiskey.
37:48
Oliver sucks. Bonnie, Raitt real.
37:53
I was gonna be like, where's babe?
37:57
Come on Sloan. Let's get a drink.
38:02
Who arrives next? I don't know.
38:03
But I'm turning up too spoopy Tunes, who the spoopy tunes?
38:07
It turns out Davy Crockett was in the House of Representatives.
38:11
He represented the state of Tennessee.
38:13
Is that considered you okay? Oh I thought he was in, didn't
38:16
he? I thought he was in the Alamo.
38:18
He's not texting. You don't know this about your
38:22
own folk here. I mean she make me bring up the
38:27
Wikipedia page. I just looked at the Wikipedia
38:30
page. Boom.
38:35
He was at the Alamo. Let's go.
38:38
He still was in the House of Representatives representing the
38:42
state of Tennessee. He did, that is what it that's
38:44
like the first line this I didn't make vendela costume.
38:49
So that's up to you game master, but Iona comes walking in and
38:58
they're wearing black leggings and brown shoe.
39:01
Choose a very rotund middle section made of brown shag with
39:09
to kind of triangles made out of feathers protruding from each
39:13
side and a long piece of ground shag coming up the their spine
39:19
onto the top of her head, right? That's it.
39:23
What, what? What?
39:24
Uh, what are you? I'm an ostrich.
39:28
Oh, that's really get that. You always see it?
39:30
Yeah. It's really good because you
39:33
said that it was like an ostrich that's really smart.
39:35
I like it that you thought it was funny.
39:38
I thought it was poignant to the fact that we're hiding
39:40
underground. Well, that's funny.
39:42
I like you Mendel walks in dressed as a leprechaun.
39:47
It's all good. I even my leg stripe is green.
39:51
Pinch, pinch. Do not do not.
39:54
Pinch Me. Is it not?
39:56
Is that not the right time? Well, technically, that's for
40:01
st. Sixto, okay, but I like it for
40:04
Halloween. Just don't pinch me.
40:06
You don't touch my gold eggs. You've got it.
40:10
We were wonderful leprechaun. If I if someone catches you you
40:13
still grant wishes. I think it's a few get the gold.
40:16
No, I think it's a few catch them.
40:18
I was it. We could check.
40:20
Wikipedia again, I'm Paula. I might I'll I think you can
40:26
kind of Do Your Own Thing with folkloric on you.
40:29
That's true. That's true.
40:31
Job over here, didn't know the folklore of his own folk hero.
40:37
It's more about what they represent, Tennessee.
40:41
Yeah, I don't want to hear it. You said what they represent
40:47
they represented Tennessee. What it?
40:49
I don't understand. She and Woody, Christmas.
40:51
Add tell you, look to me. What he represents is a an
40:57
ability to fend for yourself to to make your a name for yourself
41:02
out there and to take on the challenges of the open world
41:08
that new vast Countryside. And come out on top drink now
41:16
son. Oh, while you're walking to the
41:18
bar, no, I'm sitting home. Understand home?
41:21
Yeah. Well I'll go mission number one.
41:25
Let's go get some, I'm meditating in my apartment
41:30
because you never read your never came back so it was nice
41:33
and peaceful. So I that's a fair point.
41:38
There's a banging on your apartment though.
41:41
Melvin, you seen TV head, man. Now, oh, I have a need help with
41:53
TV hat. What do you need help us?
41:56
Why don't stairs man? Wanted to meet TV hat.
41:59
Who just man, man down? Says say, do you know, have man
42:04
with TV head? I see man with TVA and maybe
42:06
live here. I go check, you should say, no,
42:09
no man of TV head. Lives here and tell him to go
42:12
away. All right.
42:13
Well, I could tell him about Bob, no, you should you
42:18
understand? We're trying to be covert,
42:20
right? We don't want people to know
42:22
we're living here. Oh, I did not know I called and
42:29
I thought we told, you know, we we do not want people, knowing
42:37
we are here. So please do not if someone
42:40
comes looking for. For us.
42:41
Tell them, we do not live here. Excuse me, Anna.
42:45
Steve saw us walking down there and then Colorado is that it, is
42:49
it Then he, he came in the game in the Box.
42:55
Fucking prick starts walking up mockingly.
42:58
No, is no. There is no man.
43:00
There is no, they do not even have bars in the nights.
43:04
There is no places, please. Stop coming towards, it's not
43:08
working. He's still walking what you want
43:09
me to do, threatened to kill him.
43:13
If he steps on your property because he is not supposed to be
43:17
here, but I will make him kill you.
43:20
Stevie Steve man he's still walking.
43:23
Okay, well if he gets to the door I'll murder him.
43:26
So back away. Okay, I will take all the way
43:30
around. You deal with this man.
43:32
This is your fault. I am.
43:34
Sorry, I will give cheaper. Rent, do you want?
43:37
Yes, cool. I will with talk discount, after
43:41
Halloween. Okay.
43:43
And he walks away and Steve walks up is trust, stab him in
43:46
the face. Roller your sword, to yeah, it
43:55
goes right through his throat fucking ducky right there until
44:03
you're all dead 23. He's good.
44:06
He worries, that was already damaged from being kicked in the
44:08
bollocks, he's dead. I clean my sword and shut the
44:11
door. Go back to military, leave the
44:17
body outside the front door. So warning outside you hit, did
44:22
you hear that Evancho your fault.
44:26
I thank you.
44:39
And he leaves you alone and we get back to the bar and you guys
44:42
are having a great time. Hanging out playing music,
44:46
listen to stuff doing we're done.
44:49
Oz. Everyone's not touching I own
44:52
and because that's probably what they asked them to do.
44:55
I'm also carrying a very hot tea most of the time, so please do
45:01
not spill. I will stand here with you, but
45:04
that is it. And the party goes on into the
45:06
night. As you have your own little
45:09
celebration about. Getting the bar back on track as
45:12
the evening rolls on you guys. Get drunker and drunker and
45:17
drunker I know you don't Iona. I don't, I don't drink.
45:21
I know, but everyone gets fairly inebriated.
45:24
Do you want to take any of the coke that you have?
45:27
No, I am shaking my head emphatically.
45:29
No, thank you. I know what they put in that.
45:34
That's why I don't drink. And that's why I don't do drugs
45:37
because I know exactly how that should have made.
45:40
Well, everyone else gets wankered.
45:42
I can give it to them. I give it to them.
45:44
They may have my synth Coke. Yay.
45:48
I have hold on. Let me tell you, I have one gram
45:52
of synth Coke going after everybody definitely.
45:54
There you go. Enjoy enjoy.
45:56
I enjoy speaking of Joy, I don't understand what your costume is.
46:00
Oh and I'm a crystal. Oh, that's what all the
46:05
cellophane is for. Yeah.
46:06
Yeah. I can't see out of my left eye,
46:08
but it looks cool, right? Yeah.
46:12
I love it as I mean, I really think it looks real.
46:16
Pretty real quick. I'm gonna wink real hard in the
46:20
thumbs up to him, to drop the ACT.
46:24
You look gorgeous, and the music gets louder and the drinks keep
46:27
pouring and everyone slowly gets it continues into the night but
46:31
it goes on and on and eventually roll.
46:33
Resist. Torture drugs.
46:34
Everyone Everyone else passes out from drugs and alcohol.
46:39
Evan, you've really would like a little more sense Coke in the
46:42
morning but we'll get to that later.
46:45
When you wake up all of the regular incandescent lights are
46:49
on the like ugly clinical tube ones, the music stopped and
46:55
everyone's just sort of grossly waking up in the weirdest.
46:58
Room of Shame. You've ever seen it is Halloween
47:02
morning, you will wake up and you look around.
47:06
And you can find retro picking himself up Iona.
47:10
Rubbing the sleep from their eyes Jeb's there, too, but you
47:13
can't find pain. What about Joy?
47:15
Joy's? Stuck to a chair because the
47:18
cellophane kind of stuck to it. Okay.
47:22
You also can't find been Del wait.
47:24
Where's stranger? Who destroyed your party with us
47:27
last night? I feel like he was in the corner
47:30
talking to 9 all night. Where's 9?
47:33
Where is a fuck? Fuck you guys have mail.
47:42
Wait, where is it address to to no latency or to Joyce toys for
47:48
the boys? Ha ha ha ha.
47:54
Huh. What do you mean is that
47:56
muhahaha like a? Well, will I can evil laugh?
48:02
Yes. It has evil laugh in
48:03
parentheses. Good Lord.
48:07
Yes. It was the night of Halloween
48:10
and all overnight City. The costumes were plenty, but
48:14
the prices were shitty, the treaters did trick on a night.
48:18
Fog was thick in a city of read this night, brings the dread in
48:23
a building. NG once nothing there.
48:25
Lays what you wish a machine for the bending of a prepackaged
48:30
dish. So come take your prize.
48:32
If you think you're allowed your brother or Mother May Cry
48:37
there's a timer ticking to a mushroom cloud and a lot of
48:41
people will die. Jay
49:04
Next up on Nolan's. There is Mama Mallard, yay.
49:13
But the duck was here the whole time.
49:15
You know that, right? All of our friends that had
49:18
disappeared I bet they but they're all working together in
49:21
some sort of conspiracy to you mean Vandal and ping.
49:26
Well and stranger who you mean that them not being here means
49:30
that they're pulling a prank on us.
49:32
Yeah, it's no longer Mischief Night, so there's no pranks that
49:34
are involved. The sauna wasn't here last
49:37
night. Night, but he is typically here.
49:40
Yeah, timer ticking to a mushroom cloud.
49:42
A lot of people dying which means to think of bomb.
49:45
Yeah, most likely I'm calling. So no answer it.
49:48
Hello. Are you currently in the process
49:51
of pranking us? Yeah, I don't remember doing
49:56
that. Mmm, I'll see if some of that
50:01
could spark something Halloween was yesterday.
50:04
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