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S2E94 - Chop Shop · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. We got to go.
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We got to go now. Dana White is going to be OK.
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Hanging out about half a mile away.
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Great, that means we can walk. Now we got a little bit of time.
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Retro, where are you going with this idea?
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Right outside the combat zone it should be fine.
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Promise because I really messed up bad.
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Please go ahead and get me a blender, sugar, ammonia after
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you have. It I like where you're going
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with this. Well, that's exactly what I need
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you to. Pour that in so I don't have to
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keep holding this it's. Hot.
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Sorry. Extremely hot cup of.
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Pets, where are you going with this?
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There's someone over there that's oddly suspicious.
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The jig is up. We know you're here.
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Good, good, good name. Good shit, Yeah.
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Oh. Oh no.
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Yeah, you've been a bad, bad boy.
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I'll. Help you let's.
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Not look familiar to you? Well, let's have a chat about
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Pinky and show us where Pinky's at.
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Why don't you show me where Pinky's AT and we can have a
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discussion? Still there on the left.
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I don't want to go. Oh, yes, I do think you want to
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go. Come on.
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What? Come on.
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Real persuasion. That's fair.
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They might kill me. Take take bad boy here.
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I covered him vomit, you piece of shit.
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I kick him in the face. And he takes.
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Damn. 5HP damage holy shit. Well, I do have steel toed
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boots. Look, just because Vivi is
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willing to save your life doesn't mean that I can't take
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it away. You kick him in the face.
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Yeah, Rob brawling, right? Yeah, Rob brawling.
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That's an aim shot. This might make it worse for
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him. Maybe.
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That break his teeth. No, he smashed in his ear.
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Whenever you move further than 6 yards foot in a turn, you cannot
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take a move action. What does that affect your ear?
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All right, cool. Oh, balance.
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Right. So now this this guy on the
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ground, you've kicked him in the air and you've busted his ear
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open and now he's got serious balance issues.
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Oh, I popped his eardrum. Yeah, he gets -2 to perception
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checks and DV. You look over him and and it
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looks like about ADV 13 fix with a paramedic check.
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Oh, that looks rough. What?
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Yeah. Fuck, I feel like I can't hear
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shit shit. CBV, he'll live.
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He'll live, but that ear is going to have severe damage.
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And that looks like it's going, it's going to be cauliflower
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ear. So are we taking him with us or
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not? I mean, if we don't need them,
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we can just take Chuck here, That's fine.
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OK shit, you fucking broke that. You guys are fucking savage.
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Who the fuck are you guys? You'll know soon enough.
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We're no late. Oh sorry, I thought that was our
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cue to make it like in doing a cool like one liner.
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I don't know if I do this well played stuff, but it's been
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taking inspiration for a perfect jab moment.
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I'll let Chuck go ahead and lead us towards Vanna White.
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Hey, Jeff, just checking in. Everything good?
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All good. Everything fine.
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I mean, obviously I feel like my, my coping mechanism is just
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a distraction, you know, as long as we're doing something else.
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I don't know. Oh no, I don't think about
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Vanna. Why being chopped up?
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Sold for farts? Poor girl.
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Just just think right here. You've been, you've been.
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You've been keeping it. You've been keeping it.
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Tamp down a locker box. Not at all.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll put that. Yeah.
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Just just crush it down, stamp it down.
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The best way to keep your emotions that way, right?
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Yeah, yeah. Just keep that.
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Just keep that push down until eventually you can't hold it in
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anymore. But good.
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What you've been doing real good so far with that.
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So that's why you need to keep on to it.
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We're getting close to Vanna White.
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This guy's into the spot that has them.
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I can feel it. I'm going to need you to have
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Sloan ready so we can go ahead and find that fire extension
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system. Yeah, you know, I got you.
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I got you. Here, let me just do Sloan baby.
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Roll Animal Handling. It's the middle of the night, we
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need to make sure she's not asleep.
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It's actually also very I was going to do this exact same
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thing earlier, but the problem is that's actually how I call my
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puppy and he would have been very excited to hear.
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It's a good thing. That he got taken away.
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OK sorry. Is it education?
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I always forget where animal handling is.
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It is education. Nice, there's a lot.
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Of skills and education seems a little like awareness is 4, body
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is 6, education is like 30. I'm I'm excited to use the new
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sheets for Demi claim when they come out next year.
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And I mean by the time this episode comes out, they might
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already be out. That would be pretty dope.
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Nasty. I'm excited for it.
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I mean, honestly, like just having that ease of use and the
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ability to like search, give it to me.
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I want it so bad. It's a very intuitive sheet.
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I don't know, I have to keep looking 12 different tabs just
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to find the right. One thank you to Demi Plain for
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giving us access to the Cyberpunk Nexus, and when it
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comes out, the character sheets too.
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We appreciate it. Thanks, Demi.
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Plain. All right, so it's looks like
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Sloane's saying there's only 5 suppression on the lifts.
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OK, so I have more of the plan, but I don't want to say it yet
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because Chuck's still here. This is the chop shop.
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I mean, this is the chop shop. Can I go?
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No, Chuck, I need you to. I need you to do me a favor.
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Go stare off. I need you to stare off under
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the horizon. See if you can pinpoint the edge
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of it. In the meantime, put your
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fingers in your ears so that way there's no distracting noises
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around and just find your center so you can complete this one
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last bit for us. That's a weird thing to ask
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another person. Ask Persuasion again.
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I could ask you to eat the end of this gun.
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Which one do you prefer? Roll for it.
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And here's the thing, he doesn't mean literally 8.
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No, Mr. Cowboy person, I remember I realize I'm going to
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do what he says because of the gun comment and that 22 he just
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rolled so sunshine working at the sunset.
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OK, everybody. I don't see the sun yet 'cause
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it's the middle of the night. Aside from this idiot singing,
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which I didn't tell him not to do, we're going to need to go
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ahead and get all of this inside of the water tank.
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Jeb, I'm going to leave that to you.
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You just need to pour it in there, OK?
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I've been known to pour well in the past, specifically last
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episode. Yeah, should be easy just to
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just dump it all in there and then.
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And Jen, as you look this map on your tile, you see that this
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fiber suppression system in this lot behind this wall in front of
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you is at the northernmost part. There are three car lifts in
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there, and you roll 16. If you want to work out where
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Vanna White is, you'll have to get someone to do another pass.
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Hey, Sloan baby, but listen, I know that you haven't really
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been able to come out on a lot of missions with us lately, but
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you know, I honestly, you've been doing real great today,
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baby. Bird so notice all right.
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Baby girl, I need you to take another.
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Another pass at it. All right, take a real close
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look this time. All right?
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Do it for Papa. And Sloane looks at you with a
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look of like, what am I looking for?
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All right, let me get you up to speed.
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You know what? It's about time I got you more
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looped in on exactly what we're doing on this mission.
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Let me tell you extensively and in detail the last day or so of
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things that happened to us. Here I go, and then I do that.
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While Jeb is doing that, I'm going to relate to Vendel, Iona
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and Phoebe. And now you're all cut up.
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Here's the thing, I need you all to be ready to shoot.
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Don't brandish your weapons yet, just have them ready.
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Pick your targets so when the signal happens you are ready to
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quick draw fire. You know what I'm saying?
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OK, so. Pick targets, keep them insight,
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keep them aimed and just look menacing.
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Question Who here has a gask or oxygen mask?
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I might actually. I carry around weird things in
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these bags. Retro.
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Do you want me to just chokehold this guy going?
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To do a song. And singing.
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No, no, I don't want to. He's doing his singing which is
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kind of annoying for sure, but I need him to be calm at the
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moment. And Sloane sweeps back to you,
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Jeb, and relays that Vanna White is in the northwest corner of
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this lot. OK, nice.
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Well done. There she is.
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And then looks. At you.
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There she is. Oh, thank God.
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There. She's in the northwest corner.
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Take, take a look. Look.
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Oh, oh, yes, of course. Oh, baby, I'm so sorry here.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Waitro, Waitro. She's looking for treats.
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Do you not carry treats on you? Don't don't tell her, but I may
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have ran out so I'm hoping maybe you have something to give her.
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She's been a very good girl. Fine, here take some of this
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chicken fried kibble that I have.
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All right, Jeb Jeb and or retro roll athletics to see how much
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is taken away if this cable by sling.
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She can have all of it, really, yes.
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She was a very good girl. She was a very good girl.
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Binary. Geez.
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Yeah, but also I think it's just going to enrage Retro even more
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because they were really looking forward to that chicken fried
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kibble and. The bag apart and it goes
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everywhere and then they fuck off with it.
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Yeah, why? That takes out all.
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Right, Jeb, I need you to wear your poncho.
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I'm great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Rat, rat. Don't get wet.
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Yes, don't get wet, wear your poncho, be stealthy.
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Definitely keeping an eye out around Vanna White.
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Pick your targets. Do not go inside for at least 5
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minutes. Don't go inside after 5 minutes.
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Got it. This is very specific
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instructions retro. If you go in within the 5
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minutes of that water, it's going to the water is going to
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Osmos, the skin, which will cause the same sickness that we
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just saw happen. I see.
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Oh. Shit, the ponchos are there in
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case if there is splatter so you do not get wet.
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The gas masks are just an additional 1.
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Phoebe, I don't know if you have a mask.
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I have one extra on me if you need it.
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And now is helping Iona put on their gas mask and make sure it
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has a seal. Perfect.
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Thank you. I am going to take off my jacket
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so I do look more menacing. So my muscles are out.
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Yeah. Show them your scar.
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Wow. The the microphone on your gas
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mask is really good. I can hear you.
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Very. Clearly, that's why.
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Isn't it, isn't it wonderful? It's very high tech.
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Yeah, it's a little tiny, but I mean, you know, rude.
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Yeah. Maybe retro.
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I can borrow your other mask if you have one.
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Here you go. Thank you.
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Now the main one of the main reasons why I need you all to do
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this is because I don't have any weapons myself and.
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What the air pistol? Both.
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We just got lucky with that, but to be honest and that's not
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going to do as much as other people's weapons.
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So this is the best that I can do on my end.
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Now you're on the corner of this street.
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Do you want to roll perception before this guy starts to lose
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interest in his song? Yeah.
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It's the only thing keeping them going is the sun and no. 1.
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Called if anyone wants to roll perception about this corner of
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the street. Like literally on the border of
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the combat damage. Nope.
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I'm too focused on the plan. So to finish off, my life is
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going to be in your hands because I have no weapon and I
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have to be the one to distract them all in there.
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So yeah, we're all good with the plan.
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Anybody have any other questions?
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Anybody have any changes they want to make?
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Anybody. VV and Iona are looking around
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and they both rolled over 20. So what they notice one that
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there aren't any vending machines outside of the walls.
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There are a few manhole covers on the ground.
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There is an open door to the northeast on the side of the
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wall and a closed door to the southwest where there is a a
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large gate. Big metal, 2 metal doors that
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are locked with a simple padlock and that looks like where they
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bring vehicles in and it seems like the only way in with a
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vehicle is there and then there's a side door.
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Now through the side door, Iona there in the distance, what you
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do notice is a red barrel. Yes, it must be explosive.
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That's what I assume a red barrel means.
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I I communicate the rest. I communicate this to the rest
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of the team. I so remember to Do we need a
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distraction? Should should we shoot it?
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Well, I'm about to send Chuck in there to make us a big entrance.
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Do we want to use the barrel for something?
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Well. Well, we know where it is.
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Good point. Be good to maybe use for later
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if we need to. And if somebody else has an idea
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to use with that, please let me know.
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We'll keep it in. Mind, yeah.
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Alright, I'm going to tap Chuck on the shoulder.
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Going to do. The you guys are scary.
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That's me, yeah. Well.
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Those stars look like a doughnut.
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I'm. Glad that you found some
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connection with the universe. My song was.
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Really boring. I'm sorry your song was boring.
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You know, you probably need to take some time to do that.
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You know, you could probably give up a lot of this gang life
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to work on that song potentially.
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I think you got. Yeah, you.
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Yeah, you got potential. You know, The thing is that you
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got to put effort into it. We can't just be doing this
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stuff. This is all a distraction from
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that. You got to be able to do that.
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But in order to get to all this, I need you to go in there and
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announce to them that your gang is dead and that the horsemen
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have come and they want their cut.
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The Horsemen. And.
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Want you? Yes, and I want you to open.
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It doesn't matter who the fuck the horsemen is, that doesn't
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matter to you. You are going to just go ahead,
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tell them that and open the big fuck off doors so they can see
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us out front. Yeah, that way do.
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You remember? Is that where I go in or where I
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go to however? You need to get in there to tell
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them that the horsemen are here and to open the big fuck off
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doors so we can get our cut. I'm going to.
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Go this way. Just so you know, when you go
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inside, I'm the one in green, so the green dot as soon as the.
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Doors are open. I'm on your side, Chuck.
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Shut the hell up. I'm.
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On your side. As soon as you get in there and
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the doors open, I don't care what you do.
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You can stay if you want. You can watch the show or you
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can fuck off and maybe go and learn how to sing your song.
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I could give 2 fucks less. Just get them to open the doors
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and not open fire on us. OK, so.
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These these ones right here, the big ones you.
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Know is this why? Yes.
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Yes. Now.
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Which one did I deaf? Which one did I deafen?
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Was it this one or the other one?
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I can't remember. And he bangs on the gate.
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Jeff, what do you want? Who?
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The fuck is this? You?
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Hear a female voice ring out. My my gang is dead and I have
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come to give you a message. What?
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My gang is dead and I'm here to give you a message.
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Oh shit, I rolled OK. Hey Jeb, while that's happening,
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go go dump all that stuff inside the the the fire suppression
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system. Yeah, yeah.
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Where's that again? It's.
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On the N wall. Go on that way.
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OK, OK. OK.
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Cybertopia is back and it's going punk.
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And after the Corfo threw them under the bus, our former
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Amazing Corpse agents are trying to make sense of it all and find
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their place in the world once more last.
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Thing I remember the OP was going fine and then everything
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is closed so. It's time to recover.
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I mean, hey. So far I've been hungover,
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beaten up, stole food, had an hour and a half hike, dragged
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myself half to death, got zapped, half back to life.
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Everything's fine. Rebuild.
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Well, I can. Dispense eggs again but the
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lemonade dispenser is doing steak sauce and reconnect.
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With friends old and new. Well, well.
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Well. Fortunately, though, not
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everything has been lost. The T.
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Dispenser still works. Search for Cyberto Pure AP
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anywhere you find your podcast. I see it.
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OK, just going to quietly and carefully sneak my way over
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there and don't put it in. All right, Jeb, see you step
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into this Maelstrom chop shop, and as you step into the area,
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I'm just going to put you here, you're still hitting because
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you're rolled really well on stuff.
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You notice to your right that there's the red barrel that Iona
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was talking about. In front of you is a different
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vehicle on a car lift that one Maelstrom is working on.
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He's on his back, not paying attention to.
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There's another Maelstrom to your left-leaning against a
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wall. And in front of you, on your
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right, there are two huge crates.
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On your left there are some more crates.
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And just north of the car lift is a machine for refilling
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vehicles. It's got a gas tank attached.
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OK, but. Where is the fire suppression
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system it's attached. To the car lifts, you know that.
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Oh. OK monster, I'm headed.
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I'm trying to do the job. There's a car lift.
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Right in front of you. Do you want to go north around
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it or South around it? Well, North.
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Around it seems like the most direct route, so we're going to
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do that now you're. Stepped in front of this
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vehicle, feeding yourself from anyone else, and you can see the
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control computer for the car lift, which also has some built
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in tools. It removes some rudimentary
21:00
parts of the chassis if you need it to.
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It's pretty cool. It's obviously stolen and it has
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a fire suppression system in it, but this place is all
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ramshackled together and so there isn't a lot of like actual
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safety equipment. And there's a man underneath it
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that's all right. This guy's not the one that's
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chopping up Vanna White, so he's fine.
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I'm going to keep going. All right, are you going to
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ignore him or are you going to do something to this car lift?
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What? We're going to do is, I imagine
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there's some sort of like wrench or tool, some sort that's
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hanging about. Yeah, I'm going to take it and
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I'm going to throw it on the other side of the room, creating
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some sort of distraction over on one side of the room so I can
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quickly make a run for it and you know, disable the fire
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special system as go for it. Retro had so kindly suggested I
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do roll for it. Acting 12 yeah, it's not going
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to be a very long distraction because you don't throw it far
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enough. It lands just shy of the very
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back of the vehicle and this mechanic of sorts, it's.
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That noise and I make a word. For it go, go, go, go.
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And he turns. Around and goes to pick up.
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Pick it up and you're standing next to the computer.
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It's right next to you. You have seconds before he turns
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back around. Suppress fire system.
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You're just. Plugging the canister into it.
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Well, last time I poured there's my pour stat was pretty good.
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So I'm going to go ahead and use that same pour stat.
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Yeah, you do it 24 and you just about finished pouring it into
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there and the guy starts to turn around, which in a moment of
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instinct you jump behind the building as he turns back around
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and heads back to working on the vehicle.
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Nice. Good work.
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Meanwhile, retro you see the Scava talking to someone through
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the gate. The horsemen are coming.
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I don't know. You motherfucker get the fuck
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out of here. I don't give a fuck if your guys
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are dead. Good.
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Oh shit. Then I guess I should go.
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How can I just? Go, I'm really.
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Bored. Retro's just going to nod their
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head talking to. Me and he runs away.
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Do they close the door afterwards?
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Damn it. And she closes the door, all
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right. Well, let's go with Iona's plan.
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Phoebe, you're a good shot, right?
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Pretty good shot. I'm going to go over, I'm going
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to get that red barrel. Cool.
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Retro You walk N towards the opening.
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You can see Jeb is now standing behind a building in the lot,
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and as you step into the doorway, you should be able to
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see that there's a red barrel just to your right now I'm.
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Noticing that Jeb's not in an area that could get wet right
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Jeb's. About Jeb's only 20 feet away
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from the machine. From where?
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The fire suppression system is from the from the car.
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Left yeah. So this, this right here is part
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of the fire suppression system for this car lift, OK.
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Wait for that car lift, not the whole thing.
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It's individual for each car lift, and there are three in
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here. You know that because Sloane
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told you. Shit, so you could.
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Get Jeb to put it in the other car lift, but you'd have to
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wait. That's.
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Fine, I got a plan for that you can see.
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Jeb, tell him, oh, we got. Communicated Jeb.
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Did you connect them to? Did you connect it to all of the
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the lifts? If we're true, I poured the
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thing in the thing. I don't know what else you want
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me to do. There's 3.
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Of them, we need to at least get two of them.
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OK, so I poured it in one. Thing and I need to pour it in
24:47
two other things, yeah. All right, look, I'm going to
24:50
make a distraction during that time, get it in another one and
24:53
then get out of the building ready to shoot anybody that you
24:56
can only see from a vantage point.
24:58
OK. Now, do you know where the other
25:01
thing I need to pour it into is? Sloan.
25:04
Show Do you remember? OK.
25:07
Wait, hold on. Oh, Oh, I see it.
25:10
I see. It's our shilling mate.
25:11
He was just along the hallway here.
25:15
Great. All right.
25:16
I mean, I suppose I can just go over there.
25:17
I'm just going to walk casually right over there because there's
25:20
doesn't seem to be anything to stop me in the.
25:22
Yeah. I'm about to create a I'm about
25:25
to create a distraction. Just wait, OK?
25:27
Jeb. You retro, you blink and you
25:30
can't see Jeb anymore. He'd like disappears into a
25:32
shadow, rolling a crit 25. Don't even.
25:36
Worry about I'm just going to go ahead and Morgan right now.
25:39
But Jeb, you stop as you come out from behind the building
25:42
because right there on top of the third car lift is Vanna
25:46
White, and it's missing a wheel. Oh God.
25:53
Jeb, roll, Resist. Torture drugs to not burst into
25:55
tears? Oh, no, no. 16 No.
25:59
Regardless. Nice.
26:01
But rolling a 16 means you do it quietly because you also rolled
26:05
a crit 25. Nice.
26:08
So you're. Quietly weeping as you watch
26:10
this maelstrom scatter and this other one working on Vanna
26:14
White. The car lift just South of you
26:17
is unoccupied by a vehicle and the pig head girl walks up to
26:22
the others as she walks away from the gate.
26:24
Just fucking strip this. Piece of shit.
26:26
As quickly as possible these wheels are going to be worth
26:28
something. It's like vintage or some shit
26:29
right? Have to dance for the cowboy to
26:31
get these keys so it better be fucking worth it.
26:33
Is that a gun tart? Good, now you know what I'm
26:38
saying, we can sell this shit and then I can finally buy E
26:42
tank a few more plushies and Vivi you.
26:43
Hear this over the radio You. Guys, I found a bitch.
26:48
That's stupid in a way. It seems like Jeb has done.
26:55
You also have the what E tank. Excuse me, but I got to do
27:00
something real quick and you just hear the of I.
27:06
Promise you right now if you do that, you're going to cause a
27:09
lot of stuff. I turn it.
27:10
Off I I turn him. Off He's, he's.
27:13
I can't hear him anymore. Oh.
27:15
Guys, I think Jeb is going rogue.
27:17
Jeb's gone dark. So much for.
27:20
Your plan right now I'm. Sneaking my way around and
27:23
trying to grab this cared lady. OK, roll stealth.
27:29
Fuck my God, God damn. If I if I roll yeah, I roll A10.
27:33
No fucking way all. Right.
27:36
OK, so if I roll higher than you, I roll A5.
27:44
It's not enough. In in the last moment before you
27:49
sneak behind her, she notices you.
27:51
It's too late. She knows you, but you have her.
27:56
Yeah, so I, I, I grab her, put one arm around her neck and the
28:01
other one I and the other with the other hand, I have Grand
28:03
Pappy's Colt 45 pressed against her temple.
28:08
Oh well, look who it is guys. Looks like you've been having
28:15
fun playing around with Vanna Wyatt there.
28:19
How'd you go ahead and put? No, no, hold on, just one
28:22
moment. How about we'll go ahead and put
28:25
those wheels back on her, make her nice in the hole, and we'll
28:30
walk out of here and I only have to kill you.
28:33
Ma'am, did I still get the? Barrel over there What the?
28:37
Fuck yeah. I mean, there's no one there.
28:38
Also I. Also, is very specifically had
28:41
already poured the stuff into the.
28:45
Sorry. Oh, you did do.
28:46
It to the other one and this one.
28:47
Yeah, if you wanna. If you wanna do it in the other
28:49
one, you did not roll for that. You have to roll for that.
28:51
I will let you roll in perpetuity if you spend a lot.
28:54
OK, well, not perpetuity. I will let you roll into the
28:58
past if you use a luck one. Luck you didn't roll.
29:03
I, I will. I will happily spend a luck for
29:06
that because. Your first step was a crit, but
29:09
it was also to not be seen by 4 dudes.
29:11
There it is. OK, well, while Jeb's gone
29:14
rogue, there's. Something that we can do out
29:15
here and we need to get in there anyways.
29:18
Look through the windows, make yourself look menacing.
29:20
Be ready to take shots. OK, I'm going to.
29:24
Have to take a walk inside so you're next.
29:26
To a barrel and in front of you is one of the car lifts with a
29:28
car you do not recognize on it. You could throw the barrel at
29:31
that. Oh yeah.
29:32
I'll just roll the barrel out to the middle of the whole thing,
29:35
making as loud as noise as possible.
29:37
And you've drawn the attention of some of the the the scabbers
29:43
on your side as well as a a guy who is wearing about four
29:48
flushies on him. Come on, what the?
29:50
Fuck is going on? Man, Rachel would also like to
29:54
remodulate their voice since I have ATV for her head.
29:58
Sure, making it as dark and menacing as possible.
30:03
That binary can make it post done and paints a a very scary
30:10
face on while keeping the poncho up as much as possible.
30:13
Vivi, Iona and Vendel, you can see Retro through this side
30:19
door, but you cannot see who they're talking to.
30:21
OK, if you want to see more of this, you have to step through
30:23
the doorway. But do say that because I don't
30:25
want to. Make you you have not paid your
30:29
toll on the river styles and I have here to collect what is
30:35
owed to me and my class. Do you have the Reaper plushy?
30:41
I never said anything about the Reaper plushy though one of our
30:45
role members is a Reaper themselves.
30:51
I come as part of the Herald of the Four Horsemen, otherwise
30:59
known as the 4H Club. Who?
31:02
Who are the Four Horsemen? War, pestilence, Strive, strive
31:10
and dash. Oh, and are you?
31:15
Are you? Strive for me.
31:18
I'm going to remove my poncho. And on my TV face, which I've
31:26
tried to make it as scary as possible, there's streaming
31:30
words along the top, reads the word whore.
31:38
OK. I don't.
31:41
I just want us to talk pinky shit like it's not.
31:45
I get your people here now, Pinky.
31:47
I can't do anything. Right now there's a guy with his
31:50
with a gun to my head. You're God damn right there is.
31:54
Ma'am. Listen, I asked you nicely once.
31:56
I don't think I got it in me. I asked you three times, so I
31:59
ask you one more time for free. How about you and your friends
32:03
go ahead and round up the rest of Vanna White's wheels and
32:07
tires while you're at it. Go ahead, make Vanna White Hole
32:11
and we'll walk out of here without an issue.
32:14
Of course there will be a bullet in your head, ma'am, but you
32:17
can't help that. Viva's been.
32:19
Waiting for Retro to give the OK and has just been kind of like
32:24
okay, and then yes, then she's just yeah, she's snacking on
32:27
her, Gizner snaps. I watched you got crunchy.
32:33
I thought I was muted. Vendel.
32:40
Steps in to protect you and the only person left in the street
32:43
is Iona. You're looking at this guy Vivi
32:46
as you step in while you're eating your jizzness snaps.
32:48
You gave this guy a plushy. It's the.
32:50
Plushy guy. The plushy guy from the the the
32:56
the storage truck place, Yeah. The the the cat guy.
33:08
Hey. It's plushy girl.
33:10
Which one is plushy girl? It's plushy girl.
33:11
I'm Pestilence. Oh shit, are we not friends?
33:16
Not at the. Moment.
33:18
Oh fuck. Binky, it's bad.
33:23
Retro say when? No, the guys don't want to
33:29
follow me anymore because all I do is collect these plushy.
33:31
This one's cute. Do you like this one that lights
33:33
up? It's really cool, you guys.
33:38
You know what? It's cool you guys are.
33:41
I'm gonna chef you. Hear this conversation across
33:48
the lot Do you drag pinky over there Do you engage?
33:51
Are you doing your own thing? I.
33:52
Mean I may as well not have heard what's going on back
33:57
there. I I feel like the I I Jeb has a
34:02
one track mind role resist. Torture drugs to not shoot this
34:05
woman in the head. Very, very good role.
34:08
I'm looking forward to seeing you.
34:09
You can give your. Own DVD for this if you like.
34:12
Yeah, just give me. I'm gonna give you some words.
34:16
You don't have to adhere by this simple, everyday, difficult,
34:19
professional, heroic, incredible or legendary.
34:22
I think this. Is a professional role 17?
34:25
Wow. OK, so in other words, I'm gonna
34:28
say if I am a true professional, if Jeb is a true professional.
34:33
So in other words, if it's a 17 or above, he will not blast this
34:37
lady in the face. Well, she's.
34:39
Gone. He's not phrasing.
34:40
Phrasing, Phrasing. Will not shoot this thief Evan
34:50
Fucking. Face bombing right now.
34:52
The. Camera zoom.
34:54
Oh my God. Oh my God, that's funny.
35:00
Come on. Jeb.
35:01
Oh God. Jeb, Jeb.
35:03
Jeb. Jeb hasn't Jeb.
35:05
Jeb hasn't blasted a girl in the face in a while.
35:14
Here it goes. Go.
35:14
For it. Listen lady, I've oh lady, I
35:21
have had it about up to here. Don't say any stupid shit or I
35:25
swear to God fucking. Cowboys, you think the hat makes
35:28
you look cool? God damn it.
35:31
You miss, Oh, a quick fail. Now you do have a rate of fire
35:40
of two, but now it's harder to hit them.
35:43
There's a penalty of -9 for this name.
35:46
OK, never mind. It's also exploding too.
35:50
I think he. Goes limp in your arms and you
35:53
drop her to the ground. Her blood leaks across the floor
35:57
and she lies still. All right, anyone else want to
36:01
say some stupid shit at the sound of?
36:04
The gunshot I will relate to the rest of the people in there, it
36:08
sounds. As if that has unleashed the
36:10
last seal. May the rain of hell and go for
36:15
you all. And then I'm going to.
36:17
Aim my air pistol up at the sprinkler system and fire.
36:23
Oh boy. Roll for it here we.
36:26
Go. Oh boy, here we.
36:33
Go. I'm ready.
36:34
Oh no. I'm going to use my last
36:38
inspiration for that, I was going to say.
36:40
I'm just like it's going to give you mine.
36:42
I'm not. I really want.
36:43
This to go off because I feel it's probably the coolest thing
36:45
I'll do in a while. Yay 20.
36:49
Five. You shoot an air pistol right on
36:51
the sensor that sets off the fire suppression system to your
36:56
left, and you hear it beep and it explodes in foam.
37:03
It starts spraying everywhere. Run.
37:06
I'm running. LVV and Retro run Iona you can
37:12
smugly look on, however it does look gross so you do have to
37:15
roll sanitization I. Will I will also be had to run
37:20
away as they're running out. Yeah, he just like dives out of
37:25
the room. I'll roll for it.
37:29
Crit Sanitization Crit. Sanitization.
37:32
Yeah. No, Phoebe, that's a sorry
37:35
Tracy. Yes, Phoebe, that's a great
37:36
idea. The owner is.
37:39
You step back, you overshoot and you let out two doses and it
37:43
spreads across the ground. And as you watch it start to
37:46
evaporate into the air, VV slides out of the doorway.
37:50
The barrel is parallel to Retro because he dragged it out there.
37:54
And that gives you a moment if you like VV to shoot said barrel
37:59
as Retro and Vendel jump out of the way, both of both Retro and
38:02
Vendel. Can you please roll an athletics
38:04
check? Yes.
38:07
Right, yeah, Retro did let me do athletics for Mendel real fast.
38:11
Vendel rolls a crit success, Retro rolls a crit fail, and
38:17
Vendel reaches retro and pulls him to the doorway with their
38:21
crit success, which negate each other.
38:24
The only thing that really happens is you 2 are going to
38:27
get singed by the radius of this, but you're not going to
38:30
get hit by the toxin. Thank God.
38:34
What about what? About good old Jeb.
38:37
Jeb, you're on the other side of the property and will not be hit
38:39
by either of these things. You're going to be fighting for
38:42
other people on your own, apparently.
38:44
But as that happens, this is where the fight really begins.
38:48
VV you let out a shot and that beautiful noise that we all know
38:53
so well, It fires off, hits this barrel and there's a huge
39:02
explosion. Oh shit.
39:16
Next time on no latency. Bang Bang, right here to this
39:24
Maelstrom scavenger. What the fuck?
39:26
Oh my. Gosh, oh shit, she's.
39:27
AT1000 Watch. Out for the foam and you.
39:30
Fuck with the wrong car. Are you all right, Retro?
39:34
Is your head OK? Remy, what's going on?
39:36
Over there. OK there.
39:37
Is a lot going on right now. Stop.
39:40
Stop shooting Vendel. Come on.
39:42
You got this. I don't want.
39:43
To be anywhere near this foam I am.
39:46
The Whore of Babylon. Whoa.
39:48
Who is my name? I don't know.
39:50
Get good they're. Malfunctioning more of them are
39:53
you didn't fuck you the. Flesh is weak and they have no
39:57
spirit. Don't go into.
39:58
The foam or you're your inside will become your outside not
40:00
looking. Good over there.
40:01
I'm going to come support. I'll curve the bullet.
40:03
It might be. A bit difficult because they're
40:05
far away. Damn.
40:07
The Plushy. Guy you kill.
40:09
Him he did take my. Plushy gives enough reason.
40:11
For retro, I guess no. I can't hear you.
40:13
I'm. I'm outside the building.
40:14
Sorry. Holy shit.
40:15
You just growed that man. Oh my God.
40:18
But I'm. Up by what?
40:19
Whoa. Oh.
40:21
Boy, Yep, looks like my my luck is running out.
40:24
I'm sorry. No God.
40:54
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