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Sister Odell Stops By and The Astros Make it Even - 10.26.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all s all looking back to back dog giving them
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  Speaker 1: mos like American buck bu things and it's tough to me.
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  Speaker 1: True good to Stehr guy listening to me put together
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  Speaker 1: for stole hobby. Why don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: by yall join with me, honey, said you gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn out. Yeah you got you gotta turn you
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  Speaker 1: to turn about turn you love, you got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn of y'all, comey, come on your thing, dad.
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  Speaker 1: But it only Steve Harkins got a radio show man
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  Speaker 1: instead of trying to be about the business. To y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm i'm, I'm I'm doing all I can. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what's crazy in the efforts that I make, I
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  Speaker 1: can do more. My father used to tell me something
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  Speaker 1: when I was growing up. He says, son, when you've
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  Speaker 1: done your best and you've done all you can, sit
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  Speaker 1: still for a second and just do a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Always remember that, he said. When you've done the best
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  Speaker 1: you can and you can done all you can think of,
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  Speaker 1: he say, sit still for a minute and do some more.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what I've discovered in my life always
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  Speaker 1: have a little more. I ain't ever just out out
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  Speaker 1: out completely. I can't take another step. There ain't another
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  Speaker 1: breath in me, There ain't there ain't another thought I
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  Speaker 1: can produce. I'm never complete lee out man. Just take
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  Speaker 1: a rest for a minute, man, and then just do
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more. And that that. I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how many times that's helped me get over the top.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I was watching a documentary about people climbing
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  Speaker 1: Mount Everest and how difficult climbing Mount Everest was and
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  Speaker 1: how they have on the hill, uh something called like
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  Speaker 1: a death zone or killing zone where the majority of
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  Speaker 1: people run out of oxygen and they have to turn back. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's crazy is it's right in view of the summit.
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  Speaker 1: You can actually see the top of Mount Effort from there.
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  Speaker 1: But it's but it's that little bit that's left that's
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  Speaker 1: the most difficult. Now that I forgot all the reasons
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  Speaker 1: why they said most people don't make it from there,
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  Speaker 1: and more people have lost their lives in that area.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but the people that
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  Speaker 1: make it to the top of Mount Effort, they all
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  Speaker 1: had to go through that same zone or that same area,
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  Speaker 1: but they had a little bit more that allowed them
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  Speaker 1: to get to the top. You know, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people have had accidents up there trying that, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a
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  Speaker 1: good one. But let's just break it down a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more. Let's just talk about life. There's a poem
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  Speaker 1: I learned back when I host Pledge, and it's called
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  Speaker 1: don't Quit. The authors are unknown, but the poem was
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  Speaker 1: called don't Quit, and I had to memorize it. I
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  Speaker 1: memorize this poet when I was eighteen nineteen, but the
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  Speaker 1: poem stayed in my head. I'm gonna try to remember
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  Speaker 1: it right now. I'm gonna say it for you. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a stanza in it that talks about how many
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  Speaker 1: a fellow has turned about when he might have won
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  Speaker 1: had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though
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  Speaker 1: the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's a stanza that always sticks out in
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  Speaker 1: my mind. I'm gonna say, I can memorize my whole
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  Speaker 1: of right, Okay, this is the point. There's the author
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  Speaker 1: is unknown. The name of the pointments don't quit. It
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  Speaker 1: goes like this, if I make a mistake. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to drum it up. So here we go. It
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  Speaker 1: says when things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when
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  Speaker 1: the road you're trudging seems all uphill, when your funds
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  Speaker 1: are low and your debts are high, when you want
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  Speaker 1: to smile, but you have to sigh when cares are
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  Speaker 1: pressing you down. A bit, rest if you must, but
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  Speaker 1: don't quit. For life is queer with his twist and turns,
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  Speaker 1: as every one of us must sometimes learn. And many
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  Speaker 1: a fellow has turned about when he might have won
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  Speaker 1: had he stuck it out. So don't give up. Though
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  Speaker 1: the pace seems slow, you may succeed with another blow.
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  Speaker 1: Often the gold is nearer than it seems to a
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  Speaker 1: faint and a faltering man. And often the struggler has
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  Speaker 1: given up when he might have captured the victor's cup,
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  Speaker 1: and he learns too late when the night came down
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  Speaker 1: how close he was to the golden crown. Success is
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  Speaker 1: failure turned inside out. It's your silver tent of your
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  Speaker 1: clouds of doubt, and you never can tell how close
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  Speaker 1: you are. It may be kneel when it seems afar,
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  Speaker 1: so stick to the fight. When your hardest HiT's when
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  Speaker 1: things seem worse that you mustn't quit. Okay, I remember it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember it because I'd had a special method of
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  Speaker 1: helping you remember stuff back then. But I remembered it,
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  Speaker 1: and that poem right there. It's kept me a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times. You know, we often talk about scripture and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't I don't see how I could live
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  Speaker 1: without it. But every now and then, man, somebody has
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  Speaker 1: a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's hard that
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  Speaker 1: delivers a message. Man, that can help people. I use
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  Speaker 1: every motivational tool that I possibly can to climb this
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  Speaker 1: letter of success or try to be the best father
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  Speaker 1: and the best husband I can be. I've done a
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  Speaker 1: lot of changing over the years, and so have you.
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  Speaker 1: But change is necessary in order to grow. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I was a
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  Speaker 1: young man on my set. I kept looking at him,
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  Speaker 1: and a sharp little young dude just on my set,
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  Speaker 1: and he had these dreads and I mean they were
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  Speaker 1: they were super long, man, they will well below the
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  Speaker 1: middle of his back. I mean it was just long.
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  Speaker 1: And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to me and talking to me. Now, I know somebody's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take this the wrong way, but this is my story.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, feel how you want to feel. Already
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  Speaker 1: know the emails is coming. You're talking about it. So
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  Speaker 1: your man kept talking to him, and I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you do your here a huge self of
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  Speaker 1: favor in the business you and if you got a haircut,
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  Speaker 1: you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
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  Speaker 1: images everything, man, I said, you keep stopping me in
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  Speaker 1: the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: what you are, but all I see is your hair.
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  Speaker 1: I keep trying to figure out what you're doing with
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  Speaker 1: all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how you
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  Speaker 1: want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I employed people.
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  Speaker 1: So when I'm walking through the hallway and I try
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  Speaker 1: to think of you traveling me with me, and you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in a meeting with me, I try to imagine
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  Speaker 1: you in your suit, sitting there talking business with me.
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  Speaker 1: And so, just like other employers are, I'm just having
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  Speaker 1: a real story with you. So I said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: are to consider cutting your hair. He said, mad Mr Harve,
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  Speaker 1: I've been growing his hair sounds a little boy. I said,
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  Speaker 1: hold you now, he said, I said, Well, how long
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  Speaker 1: you want to hang onto what you was when you
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  Speaker 1: was a little boy. You know, if you started growing
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  Speaker 1: your hair when you're a teenager. I mean you twenty eight? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What we and? I said, so let me help you
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  Speaker 1: understand something. Let me let me ask you something. What
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  Speaker 1: does it do for you? Man, it's just who I am?
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  Speaker 1: I said, So you your have He said, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: But it's a part of me. I say, that part
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  Speaker 1: of you that you're hanging on too. What does it
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  Speaker 1: do for you? I just like it? Well, dog, I
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  Speaker 1: like ice cream, but I feed that. But if I
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  Speaker 1: hang on ice cream and eat ice cream every single day,
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  Speaker 1: my body gonna reflect that. What is it that you
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  Speaker 1: hanging on to that you don't want to let go of?
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  Speaker 1: That's prohibiting you from being what all you can be? See,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to be what all you can be if
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  Speaker 1: you want to keep being all you was? Don't that
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  Speaker 1: make sense to you? So I'm I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how many times I've had to change. Change is necessary
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  Speaker 1: to grow. You can't be all you can be if
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  Speaker 1: you want to keep hanging on to all you was.
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  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense. How do you go forward?
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  Speaker 1: If you keep going backwards? You can't stay here and
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  Speaker 1: go there. Do you understand that if you want to
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  Speaker 1: go over there, you must remove yourself from right here? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I got right Here is comfortable. I got right here
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  Speaker 1: is safe. But over there's where the shade is. Over
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  Speaker 1: There's where the fruit is. Over there is where the
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  Speaker 1: opportunity is. Over there is where the mountain of goal is.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you stuck on here? You got to
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  Speaker 1: leave here to go over there. You can't be all
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  Speaker 1: you can be if you want to stay stuck on
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  Speaker 1: who you was. Change his growth is necessary. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: A syllable good morning, good morning, Good morning all Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: How are you hey? Good morning Steve. Anyway, I'm fine, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. How are you Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. What's going on? Junior morning? Uck? How you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Callins paulk and her car. She'll be in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: That's my job, Steve. Top of the morning, Shirley or
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  Speaker 1: what everybody good. I'm great, everybody good. I only have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with one thing, and that's at night with
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  Speaker 1: these darned scary movie trailers and I'm trying to go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep. Yes, it's too much. They don't bother you
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  Speaker 1: on watch not in the world series. I'm not watching now.
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  Speaker 1: You're not coming in here with that. It's too much.
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  Speaker 1: Black people don't really do scary exact we don't. We
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  Speaker 1: don't do that exactly. That's why it scares me. It's
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  Speaker 1: ghost in the house, in the house exactly because obviously
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  Speaker 1: there ain't no get ridy to ghost playing that little
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  Speaker 1: scary doll Annabelle. You know, if I'm walking and out here, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we are walking no more. We're done. We haul it.
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  Speaker 1: We should do a movie, a scary movie. But it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be so crazy because we ain't for the fall
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  Speaker 1: an nobody fall into right though, all the black people
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  Speaker 1: just running to speak, abody failed. Ain't nobody turned around
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  Speaker 1: and we survived? Do we survive? The everybody? Okay, we're
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  Speaker 1: actually gonna kill it. We're actually gonna kill a ghost again,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna kill him. Scared, we actually run to
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  Speaker 1: this daylight. All I want to be in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: But all I want to do is scream with big guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to Yeah, that's all I want
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  Speaker 1: to do. We ain't going in there, they say, don't
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  Speaker 1: go in there. Cool, and you're gonna respond to with
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  Speaker 1: the people in the audience screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, so sure, yell some stuff out
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  Speaker 1: that people HOLLI at the movie and I'm in the movie. Irish,
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  Speaker 1: don't open the door. Ain't nobody opening this. Damn don't
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  Speaker 1: look look at the camera. Turn around, turn around, go back,
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  Speaker 1: go back, go back, go back. We are going where
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  Speaker 1: you got to go back. We're not going forward. Get
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  Speaker 1: in your car, Get in your car, Get you in
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  Speaker 1: the car. What about your friends? What about your friends?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with something funny. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for Junior's truth be told. When we come back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour you're listening to Steve Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It is time for Junior's
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  Speaker 1: truth be told. Yeah, Shirlette, you know um um in
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  Speaker 1: the same vein of Halloween, in the same vein. You
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  Speaker 1: know when you trick a treating. We should be able
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  Speaker 1: to recognize what you are when you come to the
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  Speaker 1: dough you cost we need to know off the bat.
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  Speaker 1: If you a ghost, you a ghost. If you're a god,
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  Speaker 1: then you're a guy. Yeah, don't come to my dough
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  Speaker 1: with the black costume that. I don't really recognize these
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  Speaker 1: hood I feels like you got twenty five and thirty
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  Speaker 1: three cents? What is you? I'm a full stamp. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't coming to my dough rest like this. You know
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  Speaker 1: I don't need a costume. Come to the dough you
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  Speaker 1: child support papers. I don't. I don't really want to
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  Speaker 1: kill to that. I'm not giving to that. You're not
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  Speaker 1: coming over here? Is that? What is you? A box fan?
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  Speaker 1: You can't be a box fan coming to me? You
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  Speaker 1: got one blade? You spending. I'm not fena be given
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  Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, I'm judging the costule. I want to
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  Speaker 1: scare your stuff, bracket you know, ghost? You know god?
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  Speaker 1: You can't be all this other stuff now it dude,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. What you want a zombie? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know that? You forty five? You by yourself? What
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  Speaker 1: are you a baby daddy? You cain't be a My
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  Speaker 1: damn dope. I'm not fitting at that and my dough.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to let y'all know you can come
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  Speaker 1: over here. I'm turning my light out of You're not
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  Speaker 1: getting no candy, you know what. No, you can't be
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  Speaker 1: over slish slish mom liga bull. Now you come to
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  Speaker 1: the dough and it's twelve of y'all just want a
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  Speaker 1: dought and twelve kids. And I asked you what you is.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say, I'm a baby mama. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: up and my dough. All the kids, different heights, different ages,
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  Speaker 1: And what is you? I'm a baby mama. We're well
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  Speaker 1: for Why Why would you want business hood costumes? Different? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know you come up to the dough. You gott
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  Speaker 1: fall all over you. Who are you? Ultra man? I'm
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  Speaker 1: a soul your mama's You got some styrofom already. Why
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  Speaker 1: are your ways and some illumining over you? Then you
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  Speaker 1: could be a to go plate. You don't know, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want the costume at my dough. That's just
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I just got you. You got duct tape
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  Speaker 1: wrapped around your shoes. You come up there and just
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  Speaker 1: tell me you home so I can just put a
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  Speaker 1: whole bunch of white lotion on me junior and say
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  Speaker 1: I'm a perm when I'm I'm a parent. Crazy. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. We don't want to see that this year.
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  Speaker 1: You want some Yeah, I want some scary You can't
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  Speaker 1: walk up to the door and you got six little
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  Speaker 1: girls with you now home then talking about what is you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pimp? Just too much, that's what. That's hood stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This little long round T shirt on. He talking about ups.
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  Speaker 1: You got y'all coming, d're coming to it. You come
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  Speaker 1: to the door. You're grown man. You got your child,
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  Speaker 1: but you've got two card boards. They both got two
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  Speaker 1: card board box What do you we? TV sets take?
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  Speaker 1: Take your grown dass? About doing right here? If I
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  Speaker 1: put on a long white gown, dn and and I'm
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  Speaker 1: a I'm a chitling, I'm man or you just walk
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  Speaker 1: up to doing You got your pajamas on? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: Little girl? I'm a praise damn your step the costumes up.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be lazy on the costumes. It's not on the door.
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  Speaker 1: You're just not gonna do a little fat one. Not
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  Speaker 1: on the dough. He ain't got no consome. Who is you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm mean? I'm humby O j okay, Junior. There the shirt,
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  Speaker 1: ragged hat, grease all over my face. I'm a shade
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  Speaker 1: tree mechanic. Do that work? No? No, food, I don't no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm letting it down on the corner, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: No Jean name. And then down right here, little boy
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  Speaker 1: walcome to the door with his dad's good ho little
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  Speaker 1: boy water you I'm a thief. Put all the candy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can't have that. We can't have that. We can't
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  Speaker 1: have that. Wow, that's a good one. Like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. Okay, Happy Halloween. Yeah, well I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to know. And then, well, now this is
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  Speaker 1: completely opposite. What are some of the what's the dumbest
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  Speaker 1: thing you've ever done for love? Completely opposite fault? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stupid just Thanksgiving by a month about a month away, nephew. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what about you, Steve, what's the dumbest thing you've ever
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  Speaker 1: done for love? The list? While you yeah, you want
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  Speaker 1: someone else to go, but while you go ahead take
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  Speaker 1: her back after she cheated o be and explained to
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  Speaker 1: my family why it was all right, Yeah that was dumb,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: that was study that. I ain't never done that. Being
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  Speaker 1: old and you ain't never done. I stole a necklace.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you can from the Main Company girl, because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have no money and I was crazy about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I got caught going out the door. White dude
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  Speaker 1: had on the sweatshirts and gym shoes. He was fast too,
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  Speaker 1: He was fast too, just one't quite fast enough. He
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  Speaker 1: had me. And then when I gave here my jacket, though,
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  Speaker 1: Harry Waite, hang on, Steve tell us the end when
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  Speaker 1: we come back. Will hear the end of the Steve story?
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  Speaker 1: And Tommy's run that frank back. We'll be back right after.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go, alright, so here what happened? I stole his
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  Speaker 1: necklace at the Main Company. I'm about eleven, twelfth grade,
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  Speaker 1: and I get to the door and stole the touches.
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  Speaker 1: Said excuse me, so I'd like to check your bag please,
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  Speaker 1: And I said for what? He said, just let me
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  Speaker 1: check it. I think, you know, for what? And so
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  Speaker 1: then I broke for the dough, but he grabbed my jacket.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was so thin then that didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: nothing to me. It was damn near irrelevant. I slipped
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  Speaker 1: out that jacket so fast, I just let my arms
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  Speaker 1: go limp like spaghetti. He had the jacket. That white
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  Speaker 1: dude I got out on a prospect, that white boys
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: star chasing me. That dude was fast, but he had
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: no idea who he was chasing. No dog, I was
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: un catchable. Back then I looked back. I said, man,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: he's still on here, And I just went on and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: just dropped it down in nitro was gone. Put that
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: black on him when you're scared, when you're scared, like, yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I want to put that black speed on it. That
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: he hadn't seen it sounds like an indie call. Yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: he yelled at me, come back to the store again,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: or would be years, partner, don't worry. And when I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: did go back in Make company, I looked I had
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a bed and everything I was grown. Yeah, you went
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: back in the skies. All right, all right, nephew, what's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: this run that brank back running back? Condom cleaners is
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: what this is? Condom cleaners. Oh, we've all done it before,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: we all have. Man, don't nobody ever want to tell
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the truth. Condom cleaners is Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: reach to Mikajamica. How you doing. I'm I'm Brad from
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here. H Listen, Um,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: did you bring some clothes in this morning? No? I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: didn't bring anything into you this morning. Okay, Well listen.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: We we got an order that was dropped off this morning. Here.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Uh it's a couple of suits, some business shirts and
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: a few other things. But there's actually been some articles
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: actually left in the clothing. So down he this morning.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: It was dropped off around seven this morning, but we
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: got it's got let's work this like about a hundred
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: bucks cash in the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: there's there's a cup link here. I looked all over
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: as only one cup link and then there's two condoms
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: in here. So I wanted to see if you guys
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: wanted me to put this in a plastic bag or
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: something and have it have it? Can you repeat? Well?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: And left in there again? Well, like I said, we
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: gotta Uh it's like right out of Hunter maybe hunting
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: five bucks of cash. Uh, there's a business card from
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: an insurance company. There's another business card. This is uh
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: what else was left right right? I'm trying to tell
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you about all the business cards I don't. I'm not
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: interested in the business card because you said something else. Okay, No,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: there's a couple link that we can't we can't find.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: The other coup link is in his pocket. Like I said,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you gotta you got a hunted dollars in here? There's
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: some No, no, no, no, you have said something to me. Yes,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: there's business cards. There's an insurance card, business cards. You
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: said something else, a couple link. Now there's a couple
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: link in here that we can come. Oh, okay, what
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the last we there's two condoms in here? Hello? What
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: did did you say? Like I said, there's a hundred
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: dollars in here? Did you say this? You said there
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: were some condoms in there? There's two. There's two extra
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: large condoms in here. Hello, I'm here. I'm just trying
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to dodge this all the stuff that you had just
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: said that that was in my husband's pocket. Now you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: sure that this is my husband? Chris? Chris? Uh? Well
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: it has I mean maybe you know the idols man.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: This is there's a there's a great suit. There's also
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a solid blue suit that's that sounds from that sounds familiar.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm not understanding that some condoms this is the
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: number we have on files? Is this? What the number
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: is this? This is our house number. I just don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: believe you know what what you're telling me, because we
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: just celebrated our anniversary last week and this is what? What? What? What? What?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I mean? What's what's wrong? Man? What's wrong? What? First
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: of all, we marry and we never used condoms, and
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: then you look that Colm talking about he got condoms
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: left in his soup coat pocket. I'm not understand. Oh,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I know he ain't cheating on me. I mean not necessarily.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know they could have been there, right,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: he was in his pocket. I just don't make any
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: damn sense. If we're married and we don't use condesn't
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: want to what do you have kindles in his pocket?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, ma'am. You'd have to talk to Chris
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: about that one. Wait a minute. I wanted to know
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: did you did you clean anything here? Did you clean
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the sup? No, we haven't cleaned. I just I just started.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm talking stuff and I don't want you. I don't
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: want you to clean them things and all those articles
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: that that you said. I want you to put it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I want you to I want you to put everything,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: including the damn condos. I want you to put it
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: in the bag. I want you to put it in
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the bag. Don't clean uphing. So if I'm gonna come
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: up there and I'm gonna pick everything up, okay, I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: mean I'll be here the whole thing. Like I said,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: my name is Brad, and I'll be here if you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: want me to um. If you want me to, you
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: put him to the side. I won't clean them. I
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: just put him to the side and I leave him
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: in the same laundry bag, Yad when you dropped them all, Chris,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I don't believe this. I ain't gave it. I'm a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: good years of my life and he's gonna turn around
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: cheat on me. You make sure you don't clean up
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: say because I'm a serious side on my damn self.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: You put on that in the bag, I'm gonna call
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: my job and let him. No, I'm not coming into
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: that slow down. I don't want you to get to
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: get to hysterical. I mean, you know you're getting a
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: little I regar you, Okay, I'm I'm I'm gonna be
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: all right. I am gonna to be all right when
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I get up there. Who Chris is gonna get That's
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: all I got to say. You make sure you have
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: all that stuff not clean. I don't want you to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: clean it. I want you to put all that other
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: that you said that you found in the pocket. You
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: put all that in the bag because Chris is I
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: don't know who that you. What do you think? Okay?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Mr Miko, would you like for me to call Chris?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want you no, no, no, no, by I
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: don't want you to know no. Man, wait minute, wait,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: wait wait. My name is Brad. I'm Brad. I don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: give a damn what your name is. So I really
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: don't okay, because Chris is gonna get up. You just
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: put everything in the back ste like I ask you to.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I am all my way down there, and Chris, you
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: know this ain't going down this way. We've just renewed
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: our vows and man's that don't come those coming three
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and you know what they're talking about. This that's what
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. I know how to do math. Okay,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get when you get home tonight. Here's
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: here's something else in the pocket too. There's a note
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: in here. No, what does he say? Okay, man, you
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: know what. This has gotten way way out of hand.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't and you need to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: quick tell Mannie Rocket what you name that to me?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Not a fact? I want that in the bad too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: The more evidence I have the bed is gonna be
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: from me because, uh what did the note s The
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: note says, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your husband Chris got me to play. Oh shoot,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: oh Chris was going to die tonight. I was we
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was going to have a bye in his do you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: do you hear me? Oh my god, oh my god,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Tommy hey baby radio show in the late morning show. Babies,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the same Harvey Morning show. Republican Senator
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Bob Corker suggested that President Trump leave it to the
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: professionals for a while and called him utterly untruthful. Trump's
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: reply came via Twitter and not one, but five tweets.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: This as the President of the United States, Now five tweets,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I know, among other things, Trump called Corker incompetent. Corker
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: also replied via Twitter, some untruths from the same untruths
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: from an utterly untruthful president. He wrote, hashtag alert the
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: daycare staff. Also also, Senator Jeff Blake, one of Donald
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Trump's loudest Republican critics, announced that he's retiring at the
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: end of his term. That will be in what January?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: He'll leave office January two thousand, nineteen. Uh so he'll
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: still be there for fourteen more months anyway. As for
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: his reasons, Flake said that reckless, outrageous, and undignified behavior
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: has become excused as telling it like it is. He
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: argued that the nation should not accept that conduct of
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: some in the in the executive branches normal. Flake said
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: he deeply regrets the current tone of American politics and
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: condemned what he called a fragrant assault on truth and decency.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Trump responded in tweet. Did the reason Flake and Bob
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Corker dropped out of the Senate race is very simple?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: They had zero chance of being elected. Now, Axel hurt
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and wounded. He just came that he just cannot resist tweeting. Yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: but Corker said he had a great chance of winning. Uh,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: it's true what they say about Flake. But Corker said, no,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that's not true. So, yeah, they have incident with the
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: truth and Donald Trump and how he's acting as president. Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: they're saying more are gonna come come forth. And they're
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: saying if it was an election year, next year, a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: lot more would then. Donald Trump tweeted back, they don't
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: like me, but I got a standing Oh. At the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: lunch yesterday, there was nobody but the senators house. It
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was the Republican senators. They meet on current House whatever. Yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: they meet and and he walked in. He got standing
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: on right, and then when he left, I got standing
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: on yesterday. They like me. From the people who had
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: to clap for you, my party might be okay, Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: don't stay in your grass up and see what it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: like doing the presidential the speech when he wins and
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: you watch everybody on his side standing and clapping. On
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the other side just sit. Yeah. Oh man, it's the
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it's the dumbest thing I've ever Yeah. Man, that's an
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: ignorant mess right there. Yeah. It is half the house standing,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: half the exactly overhead. But a bunch of I don't
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it's just he's just, you know, he's just a petty person.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: He likes to fight. He cannot let anything go. I
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: don't care. That's what you have. You may not want that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: But that's ok. Can I give you an analogy? Can
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I give you guys an analogy that you can all
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: relate to. President's problem is he has to have control,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and he has to have the credit. He gotta have
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the last word, and he has to feel as though
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: he's winning even if he ain't. Does that sound for me? Yes?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I know you're talking about how did his black, black
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: ass get to be pressed? What you're that is so inside? Alright, Steve?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: He did from can we please go to miss and
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: in the world did he meet that white girl? Ladies
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Here she is our very own talented news
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: voice of fact, reason and truth, Miss and True. Thank you, Steve,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody. This is entered with the news. Well, President
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Trump says he's going to release thousands of classified documents
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: related to the assassination or President John F. Kennedy today
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and laws in n law called the John F. Kennedy
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Records Collection Act requires more than three thousand previously classified
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: documents be made public by that law's twenty five anniversary,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: which is today. Okay. You may remember, by the way,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: that during his campaign for the presidency, the Trump made
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: an unfounded claim that the father of arrival ted Cruz
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: was associated with assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. I guess we'll
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: see if that is true or fake news. Yet another
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: prominent Republican yes says he will not run for reelection
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: this time as a speaker of the Texas State House,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Joe Strouss. However, Strauss, who's a moderate, says he will
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: quote continue to work for a Republican party that tries
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to bring Texas together instead of pulling us apart. Strouss's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: retirement now comes on the heels of similar ones by
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: two Republican U S senators who blast the President as
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: a divisive man who's leading the GOP astray. One of them,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Conservative Senator Jeff Flake, puts it like this, we were
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: not made great as a country by indulging in or
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: even exalting our worst impulses, turning against ourselves, glorifying in
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the things that divide us, and calling fake things true
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and true things fake. However, the President insists that people
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: just have the wrong impression of him. I think the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: press makes me more uncivil than I am. You know,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: people don't understand. I went to an Ivy league college.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I was a nice student. I did very well I'm
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: a very intelligent person. That last part of the statement
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: possibly referring to a recent NBC report that said Secretary
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: State Rex Hilson privately called the President a moron. Listen
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to this, then, Double a CP is warning Black people
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to be careful when flying on American airlines. The Civil
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Rights Organizations issued an advisory saying it has noticed a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: pattern of disturbing incidents reported by African American passionager is
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: specific to American airlines. Officials say the incidents so just
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: a corporate culture, racist disrespect, possible racial bias. The Double
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: a CP going further accounting behavior, it says, cannot be
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: dismissed as normal or random. Spokesn for American Airlines say
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: they're disappointed to learn of the advisory. Sad news of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: pioneering rock and roll has died. Fats Domino, one of
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the most influential musicians of the fifties and sixties, has
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: died at age eighty nine. That's Domino, born Antoine Domino
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Junior in New Orleans. Report Leader Haitian parents waity minutes
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: after the outcomes Eugene the Butterfly, Stay tuned Steve Harvey
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we go introduced the butterfly, and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Steve introduced him so he can do his segment. Gene,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: that's good, Butterfly. Let's take it in round. Don't worry
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: about it. Good morning everyone, Steve and Tommy Shirley Carlott Jr. Butterfly.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I want to so I need you, Hey, Junior, I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: need you to help. I am working on my Halloween
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: costume and I want you to help me pick out.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I got like four or five. I need you to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: help me with my suggestions. Could you do that for
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: me today? That's gonna be That's okay, good. One could
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: be me and Junior as badman and ribbing. Wait a minute,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: man could get involved. We would have to make a
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: decision that you might be bad man a rap. I'm
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: not gonna be neither anyway. Now we could be It
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: could be Junior Batman. Arri. Here's the one. I want
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: to be a pink transformer, a paint transform former. Um
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Quick from Hollom Nice. That's Eddie Murphy's character, right, I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: want to be Quick with Holly Nights, with the hat
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: on this stuff. That was he was fly um pregnant
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: beyond say when she did the without shoot she was
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: guard with the twin her recent practice here as pregnant.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna stop this thing here, damn ridiculous muscle.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to see you pregnant because you didn't tie
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: your shirting and not with your fat good you think
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be Beyonce. Now I'm gonna put the prosthetic
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: thing on. It looks like you're pregnant. You know it's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be. It's just you don't need it. Tie your
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: shirt and and not you have a gun seven months
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: right now? Oh god, yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: do that. Um do you how about a playboy? Playboy
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: bunny and honor of exactly rest in peace? What do
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you think you're? Playboy bunny? I have to ask the
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: felt us because you know they like to playboy bunny.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: What do you think you can't? You can't be You're
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: just gonna be a fat rabbit. Basically, don't come out
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that really what you're gonna be? Good? I gotta go
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: with man. Why don't you come as Elma fund that's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: not something good to be? Did he can't? What do
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: y'all like which one I love? I love Batman and Robin.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's Transformer. Pink Transformer, think Transformer. Bade me in
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: a rabbit. All right, right, but we have to go,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: so thank you, butterfly. We come back from the break
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: at thirty or four after the hour, Steve's gonna tell
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: us a story about eight hundred dollars and love. You
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: don't want to miss this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Man. I said some clothes to the cleaners
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: the other day. I hadn't worn these jeans, man, and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: gotta be three years at least. Oh, so the parts
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: came back from the cleaners, had five hundred dollars in
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the pocket, boomed up wind and everything. Thank you Jesus.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I might have been working there years ago and got
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: that fire hunter. I to quit that day. Man, I'm
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: a millionaire. I got eight hundred dollars one time for
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: a car accident, and boy, you couldn't talk to me.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I had eight hundred sentified. Good thing I was gonna kid. Yeah, Oh,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I wish straight down the rose and blue? What is
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: that rose and bloom down in Cleveland? Man bought me
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: three or four blind Knits bought me three pair of
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: platforms from Flag Brothers. They had a sale on that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: It was fourteen dollars, a black pair of pants and
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: a great pair of pants. Walk away all the knit
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: sweaters with them. Boy, you couldn't talk to me, You
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: couldn't help me. Nothing was then uh huh did you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: get to date who you wanted to date? Looking so
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: good y'all? But you know what, man, Patricia Patricia right,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Patricia right, Lloyd Jesus wouldn't give time. But with all,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: with all your new clothes and stuff. She was nice
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: to me, but no further, she was never mean. She
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: was nice, nice girl. I didn't really get out of
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: here until we went to the prom, and I went
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: through with the prom with with the wrong girl. But
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I still didn't have a prom date two weeks before
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: because I was scared to ask the girl I wanted
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: to because I thought she was gonna tell me. Now
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I was right, she went with somebody else. So what
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: happened with the girl you took? I took? She was
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: just dry. She fell asleep at the prom. And then
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Harper never man told me. He told me, Steve,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: don't take my sister. She ain't no fun. The biggest
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: day of my life, just gon shock. Then the next
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: day we went to the picnic, the senior picnic. It
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: was at sea the Point Amusement Park. We was on
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the train ride going around. She on one end of
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the seat. I'm all that you could have put four
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: people between us. I was just looking off at the gate,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: and then I saw Patricia Riley leaning against the chain
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: link fence by herself, sipping the drink she would buy herself.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: She said, hey, Brodrick. I said hey. She said, you
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: by yourself. I looked over that. SI yeah, she said,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'm by myself. You want to ride together? I jumped
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: off the train while it was moved, climbed the eight
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: foot chain link fence. Because I was hood I knew
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: how to climb fence and was on the other side
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: of the fence with Patricia. Find this check out ever seen?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Spent the whole day with at the park. We held hands.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I spent dimn my head on her. Ask too, cotton candy,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: funnel cake, little funnel cake. I didn't never like funnel cake.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Have funnel cake powder all around that man we was
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: holding hands, man kissing on the little ride. God don't.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I had a great part closed at night they had
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the fireworks show. I went to the car that dry
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Heath was leaning on the car waiting on me. Oh,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the dry one was yeah, yeah, she was at the car.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: She tasted nothing. You're just gonna leave me like that
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: somebody else you kicked it with at the park, with
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: somebody else, and I just this was once in a lifetime. Okay, okay,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: hold on, did you get to kiss the girl you
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: kicked it with? Yeah? All day at of Paul were
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: on the ride kissing. I'm trying to stay on the ride. Okay,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So wait, wait, wait, hold on, you had to drive
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: this girl back home two hours? What was what was
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this conversation? L was no conversation. She ain't talking to
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: prim and after Prim, I figured she liked talking. And
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I had no skills with women back then. I didn't
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: know how to fix nothing. Nothing. Okay, you quiet, I'm quiet?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: All right. Well we learned, I don't know, I don't know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I don't really know if that's a learn about story.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I learned not to go two hours with his as
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: anywhere you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it'll be time for today's Strawberry letter. You don't want
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: to miss that. But first it's time for the Nephews
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: prank phone call What you got? Neugh? I call bucket?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What books? If you've never heard it before, you want
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to hear that? Aug Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: a Quincy. Hey, how are you? My name is Maurice.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Maurice calling you from the power company. How are you
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: doing today? I'm alright, what's up? Well? Listen, we're doing
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: some testing in your neighborhood. We're trying to make sure
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: we don't have to actually shut the power down out there.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And uh, we're calling around to quite a few people
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: in your neighborhood, running some tests on individual homes and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: making sure the electricity is running correctly. Um, can I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: get you to do a few things warm and see
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and the quicker we get through with this, sir, and
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: it's possibility we won't have to turn your power off
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: at all. I know you don't want us to have
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to come out and turn power off. And you've got
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: stuff in the refrigerator that can spoil and things like that,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: so we want to try to get this done, and
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: hopefully the power with the with the test that we run,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: it'll it'll it'll run correctly and we won't have to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: do anything. Okay, I don't know about electricity though, you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, So I don't. No, I understand that.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. All right, here's what I need
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you to do. Now. How big is your house? Do you?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: How many bedrooms? You got? Four bedrooms? Now you have
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: upstairs downstairs? It's too short, okay, all right, so here's
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: what we need to do. Um if you can't gonna
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: take loan though I got because I'm in the hurry. Man,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna have a lot of time. No, no, no,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: this this, this, this, this won't take long at all.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: So can I get you to take your breaker and
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: shut down everything upstairs and we're gonna run a test
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: on the stuff downstairs right now. It'll be real quick,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: all right, just shut just shut everything off. I want
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: you to keep the downstairs open and keep that to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the weekn so we can run our test on this thing.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: All right, everything shut, everything's down. Okay, you you turned
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: off the thing. I just turned off all the switches. Okay,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: here's what I need you to do. I need you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to turn on your television and then turn it off
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: downstairs downstairs. How many TVs you got downstairs? I got
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: two TVs downstairs. Let's turn them both on, you know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: just turn them on. Just turn them on. You got
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: them on? I got one on. Let's try to turn
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that other one on. All right, they both on? Okay.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Now you got a microwave in your kitchen, Yeah, microwave. Okay,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: turn out on. It's already on, man, I can see
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the light zone. It's got the clock on it, that's
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: got that double hron thing that's going through there, and
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: it's a whole different type of current. I just want
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: to mound on them about what you're talking about. But
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta get to work, man, So the microwaves on,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: it's running. No, No, I want you to actually turn
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: it on. I want you to actually push like a
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: minute or two on that thing with anything. Man, come
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: on now, let me what have got to do? No,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: this is a test, sir. What I don't want to
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: have to do is come out there and turn your
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: power off. And I don't want to do that. You've
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: got a lot of food in your fridge. I'm sure right,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, it's on microwaves on TV's on. Okay,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: now open man, electricity works downstairs. Okay, but listen, I know,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: but what we gotta do is we gotta make sure
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: that this stuff isn't overpower. Now, can you open your refrigerator? Yeah? Yeah, man,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: do you see the button that actually has you can
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: turn you can push it in the lighter go out.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Come on, man, you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: ain't got nobody to just be able to check something outside. Man,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm in the fridge. I understand. But push
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that button five times for him and see what it does.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: What the light button? Yeah, push that light button five times?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, that did it go off? And on everything?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: It's open on man. Actually they en't wrong with the
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: refrigerator reficiate plug in man. Okay, Now here's what I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: want you to do. Right there, and if you're in
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, turn your seek on for me. Sink on.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: They gotta do electricity and say that's a nitrol current,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: that's a nitril current. You wouldn't understand that, But I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: need you to turn that on for me too. Just
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: turn it on full black, got it on? I got
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: it on. Okay, Now go in your master bedroom. Now
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: let that water run. Go on your master bedroom, and
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: go on the bath for me. I appreciate you helping
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: me out on this. Man. Come on, man, Quincy, I pretended,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I mean everything I'm in. I'm in the bath. What's up?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Flush that toilet for me, Quincy, see where plush that
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: toilet for me? Plush the toilet. Yeah, flush that toilet.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: It is even electrical. What it is? It's a it's
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: a it's an awkward book and heard. You need to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna plus the toilet. It
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: ain't no electrical plugs in that in this area, man, right.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I understand that you don't see what it is. This
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: is an awkward booky current that flows through that water.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Plush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Okay,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: all right, toilet worse, Man, you ain't got nobody in
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: the area that could come out here and just check
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: it out. Man Quincy, I'm trying my best not to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: come out and and and and and and turn your
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: power off. And I know you got someone to go
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be making
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: sure the power stay on right. I understand that. Now
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: do you have of course, do you have a blender? Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta blender. Man, I gotta blender. I got a TV,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta refrigerator, and they all work. The toilet works,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: everything worth all right. What I want you to do
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: is get this blender and we'll just throw you a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: few accused the eyes of something there and turn that
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: thing on for him. Come on, man, we're almost done.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I got to get to work, man, just work. Women
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: was comprecated. Man, this is just the blenders. Come on, man,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: with some bool. I said, I have to mention the
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: current shoot to be walking those man. You need to
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: check the niche house. You don't have no problems with
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: no smoothies or nothing in that thing. Do you see? Man?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: What the hell they got to do anything? Man? I
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: got get to work. I just listen a minute minute,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: go too far, come out here or do this because
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I need to get to my job. And I understanding
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: that I can just call and have people go through
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the damn house playing scavenger and I gotta get to work. Okay.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Now listen to Quincy. One last thing. Are you able
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on and
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: then shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: some stuff from me. Shut up? What shut off the
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn I'm not shutting off
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: no breaker downstairs. I shut off the one upstairs. We
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: didn't turn on every damn thing down here. You didn't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: have me. I got the blender, I didn't turn on
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: the micro way to fristly cool man pushing and told
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: us I gotta get to work. Quis it I need
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you to lose this attitude you got. I need you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to get somebody down here to do my electricity in
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: my house work. It worked for you, cam Longe. Thing
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: ain't work. It's my ain't at work because I'm here
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: doing this book. Play off and all. Get somebody in
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: here work. I don't piss me off and make me
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: turn it all the way off well shooting on work
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: and when I get back from work where this should
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: be on. I got one more thing I need to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: say to you, queen. It's better be the last thing.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: That's his nephew timming from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: You just got prigged by your sister Gail skills better
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: being a witness protection program Man uh let me tell
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: me what, man, Hey man, let me ask you something. Man,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest up all about, the baddest radio
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: show in the lane? That's got to be Steve Rvy
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show and Tommy? Uh you call me again. They're
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be the show used to have Tommy on. What
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: do you think Shirley Mama would have been proud? Oh yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you know she loves that one, my mom. That was
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: her favorite. It really was. That's funny. I mean I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: got him turning on, turning on and off everything in
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, Linda, everything you see. That's that awkward
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: book occurring right there. We got a lot going on
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: around over the half keep a stupid baby. Hey, you
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: haven't mentioned to play. How's the play going? The play
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: is good. You know. We're we're down because we didn't
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: get to do Houston. We're supposed to do this week
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back next week. Okay, yeah, because of
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the flooding in Houston. It flood at the theater. Yea,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: this exact. Shut up, men, you flooded. No, I'm not, junior.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It's been a wait wait long. It ended up the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: same things. But Tommy, I mean, I think Steve made
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: a great suggestion a couple of weeks ago when he said,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: now is the time to bring Papa Ray back. It
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: was good play, man, Yeah, it really was. Since you've
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: had good success with this play. People know you now.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: They didn't not like now, not like now when you
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: come out on the stage and you know you're getting
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: standing ohs, like Donald Trump three years ago? Who was you? Wait? No, no,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you couldn't be because you're so fatty. You couldn't president.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: You think he let it go? Man, we'll talk about
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: it after this guy's we'll be back. I mean sounds
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: like we're not sure it ain't gonna happen. Well, you're
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. Coming up next Today's Crazy
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You do not want to miss it. But first,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: did you see the Miami Dolphins signed a backup quarterback
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't callin Kaepernick. You gotta see that? Yeah?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Who is this guy? If you've never heard of him? Junior,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's his name? During
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: your David David? Yeah, I mean someone you wouldn't Yeah,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: all right, Well, anyway, speaking of Kaepernick, what what were
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you gonna say? Tommy Green Beta saying, wait, Green Bay
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: need a quarterback because their quarterback down. And when y'all
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: quit jumping around to Damn Brown's because don't nobody needs
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: to quarter bed more than us. Miami's quarterback backup is
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: David Faith. Yeah, don't know that it's Colin Kaepernick, okay,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: And speaking of Colin Kaepernick, he will remain silent no more.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: This is according to a report in Pro Football Talk. Uh. Kaepernick,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: of course, is responsible for starting the whole national anthem
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: protests in the NFL. He has signed a one million
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: dollar book deal with Random House and Congratulations, and perhaps
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: because of his role in starting the protest, Kaepernick remains
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: without a job this season. He's since filed a grievance
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: against the NFL, alleging the owners colluded to keep him
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: out of the league. He's been busy with his No
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Your Rights campaign, which raises awareness about interacting with law
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: enforcement and self empowerment. Kaepernick has also donated one million
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: dollars over the past year to various social justice causes.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: So there you're going, maybe he'll win his case, Steve, Yeah,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the NFL, it's hard to prove, though, Ye, it is
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: hard to prove. And then they have, then he gotta
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: wait till they've give him the money. I understand the
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: book deal because you know, it's still bring some income,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: but the signing bonus is probably what he needs. But
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know. This is this
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: is just a mess for this kid. Deal was the
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: right thing and he is being blackball. How won't nobody
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: calls and they keep hiring quarterbacks? How is he out
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: of the running? He never I asked, ain't called in Miami?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I think he played high school for the girl. Yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I mean it's to me, there's that's proof right there.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: They keep overlooking him. Yeah, and social media is eruughting
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and going off about this recent thing in Miami, like
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: why won't you guys hire Colin Capernin. Yeah, so like
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: this is proving his case. Yeah, that's what I'm yeah,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're rather hi. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm willing
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: to go to court with Kaepernick and testify against the Brown. Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: kick and and testify against the Cleveland And you proved
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: that to Cleveland Brown was inclusion. I can prove that
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: they need a quarterback right up. The defense called Steve Harvey,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: do you swear yes? I do. Let's try to explain
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: your position. We always six. We ain't one a damn game.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Why is he not out? Thank you all for having me?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the witnesses. Excuse yeah, buggle
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: uphold on tight. We got a phone. Strawberry Letters. Subject
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of the Strawberry Letter today. No sex in relationship, Stephen
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Sureley have a big problem. I'm a thirty one year
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: old woman and my man is thirty six. We both
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: have never been married and have no children. I've been
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: with my man for a little over a year, and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: our sex life sucks. When we first started dating, it
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: was on and popping. We fell in love instantly. We
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: couldn't get enough of each other, making love two times
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: a day, and the first four months of us dating
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: we both gained thirty pounds. I understand that men are physical,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: and he did tell me that he doesn't find me
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: as attractive as a used to to me. I didn't
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: care because I fell in love with him. I'm a
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: very physical person, and I have expressed to him that
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I need to have sex. We have fun together, going
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: out of town, dinner, concerts, but no sex. We have
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: had sex four times. I've tried to break up with
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: him several times, but he keeps telling me that things
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: will be different. We would have sex that one night
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: and back to the same old, same old, back to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: the same old same. Uh. He says that once we
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: both lose the weight, things will be back. For some
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: strange reason, I don't think he's cheating on me, but
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: no sex sign is there, But my gut is saying no.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: He told me that he wants to marry me. I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: can't keep going on like this. I'm I'm getting tired
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: of this no intimacy. I have thought about cheating on him,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: but it is just not me. What should I do.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: He's a great guy. My friends and family love him.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I love him, but I think if this continues, I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: will cheat on him and destroy everything. Signed need help, okay, uh, dear,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: need help. You know what, as shallow as it may sound,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: as it is, it may be to us sometimes ladies. Um,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: you know, we know that men are visual creatures. We
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: know that, and physical appearance has changed. Your physical appearance
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: has changed, my sister. Uh. You know, you might still
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: be the same person he fell in love with and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: all that, but you don't look like her anymore to him,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: and I got to encourage you at this point to
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: lose the weight. I mean, thirty pounds can alter your
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  Speaker 1: appearance dramatically. He told you. I mean he told you.
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  Speaker 1: These were words out of his mouth. He doesn't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just leave it like that. He told you. You know that. Um,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: he doesn't find you as attractive as he used to.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean he doesn't want to be with you,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that he doesn't like you for you, It
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean any of that. But you've got to hear
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: what he's saying to you. I mean, every woman wants
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: her man to find her sexy and attractive. And what
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: you're doing now is not working for you. So, um,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: if you want to keep him and keep him interested
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: in you, you need to change some things to get
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the results you want. Okay, this is about you changing,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: all right. And at the rate you're going, Uh, you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: know four months, you gain thirty pounds every four months.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: If you gain thirty pounds, I mean, come on now,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that, okay, Um, So please,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you to lose the weight. Do it
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: for yourself, for your health, do it for your sex life.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Trust me, I know it's hard, Okay, I know it's hard,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: but if you want this man to still want you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and to bring your sexy back and all that, you've
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: got to step up your game. And that is just
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: the bottom line. And you know what is cheating going
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to solve? You know, I just say, work on the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: relationship you have with him right now, if that's what
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: you want. And it sounds like you do. Twelve minutes
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: after Cracker, no code, no code, no no, no code.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Nice answer you gave. But that ain't horse wrong. You're
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: absolutely right, horse wrong, crying. But I know what you're saying.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: This more and there's a couple of lies being told
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: in this letter, spotted both of them. Alright, you're listening
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, just a reminder,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes, sister O'Dell will be in the building.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, let's go with part two of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. No sex and yeah, ain't we said
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: about nothing? Well? She need help. Really, you don't need help.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: You need to quit eating. That's what you really need
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: to do. You and your fat man need to quit eating.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Both of y'all didn't realize that what you hold up
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: in the letter. It's a Steve and Shirley. You know Steve.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So once you ask me, I don't feel nothing. Nah, Tommy,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: they need to quit eating. You ain't your fat man.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Now you're set up. And see here's what they have
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: no excuses for this. She only thirty one years old.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: He ain't but thirty six. And the woman has had
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: no kids, So she blowing up for what reason? At
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: least women who bad children, they get that baby weight.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: It's hard to get it off. Man, they have another
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: child compacts the problem. Get stuck at home, they're pregnant,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: they're laying around, it's hard to walk. They have back problems.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I got that part. But you're sitting up in here
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: one shot and you're sitting a pen that sitting now
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: listening to this right here. They first met. Their life
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: was their sex life was great, had sex twice a day,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: couldn't keep their hands off each other. Four months into Daton,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: here's where the lies. We both gained fatty pounds. Then
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: she immediately says, I understand that men are physical. And
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: he did tell me that he doesn't find me as
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: attractive as he used to. In in four months, you
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: picked up fatty pounds and he did too. But you
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing about being displeasured with his weight loss,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I mean with his weight game or him contributing to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: your weight game. That's why I think this is a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: little one sided life. I think she's righting in. Really
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: she the one that then blew up because Homeboarding had
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: the adacity see me and ain't stupid. He will have
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: the audacity to sit there and tell you he don't
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: find you as attractive. How how hurtful of a comic
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: can you make to a woman unless you don't really
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: care then about how she feels. But he trying to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: shock her because she didn't picked up thirty pounds or more.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: In her letter, she wants us to believe that both
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: of us have gained thirty pounds. Well, I don't think
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: to dude game thirty pounds. I think it's just her.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: But she tried to get some help with how to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: handle this heave, but see no, no big girl to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: set up there and got on swoll by her damn self.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Now she want to drag the man into it to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: make it look like it's a unified problem. It ain't
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: a unified problem. It's a one sided problem. He don't
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: find you as attractive as he used to. You ain't
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: said you don't find him as attractive. Look at this list,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: then listen to this. She said to me, I didn't
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: care because I fell in love with him. That's we
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that don't say nothing to me. To me, I didn't care.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: What she trying to say. She didn't care about him
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: gaining in the way, or she don't care about gaining
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: the way, or he didn't gained some way. The man
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: ain't gained thirty pounds. Two people are set up there
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: and got thirty pounds. She lying behind and got wide
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: by her damn soelf. The man ain't wrote a letter
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: in and asked nobody for help. The problem is her.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: She didn't picked up this way. I got proof. I'm
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: a very physical person, and I've expressed that to him.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I need to have sex. Okay, well, a little horney thing.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Then she said, we have fun together, going out of town, dinner, concerts.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: All of that is evolved around eating. Eating. All y'all
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: doing is eating. When you go out of town, you eat,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: You go to dinner on the way out of town,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: eating up everything on the plane. You're stopping at all
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: the fast foods then after the concert, you gotta go
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: to dinner again. Thank you, Steve. You know we gotta
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: go join me today. Today is the day at one
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: thirty pm Eastern Time for the after show Strawberry Letter
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Live on Facebook. We will talk more about today's crazy
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Letter and uh we'll do my fresh strawberry pick of
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: the week. We'll talk about some trending topics. But right now,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: let's introduce her girl from the talk. Go ahead, Steve,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: there is a Jimmer miss Sean on the woo. Hey,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, did you hear the Henry Clinton that the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Democrats was supposed to had chipped in on the Russian
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: darcier that said that President Trump like a little golden
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: shower when you get it freak listen to I thought
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: that caused extra Tommy, but oh sorry, I'm sorry, man.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Listen listen. The Democrats they don't invest when they investigating everybody,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: they finding out everybody. Manafort seemed to be playing both
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: sides of the street because he was the one dealing
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: in between the Russians, the Democrats, and the Republicans. All
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: of it. It's crazy, as I don't know all up.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: The Republicans started it right and then Hillary took it over.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Now they all did it to each other. They was
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: all shooting at each other. It was the gang that
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: couldn't shoot straight. All did itself while Bernie sand is
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: standing on the side going, I could have been your president,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: solved all the problems. But that ain't what you wanted.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: That ain't what you're trying to do. Hey, on another note,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: guess your name. Their baby Rimy and they're not black.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Billy Joe had a baby at six to five, six
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: and seven named the baby Rimy. Men when your name
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: and our babies Lexis and Mercedes and Billy Joe, Billy
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Joe sixty sixty five, sixty seven years old, go to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: the Google you find it out. But I ain't gonna
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: climb Billy Joel too hard because Billy Joel was the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: person that inducted Fast Domino into the Rock and Roll
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame, and Fast Domino, I'm passed on and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: been with the Lord and sold the best in Duguid
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Robert gull'all them passed on. That was he started on
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: soap as the butler. He didn't want to do that.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: He was the first black man to play in the
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Phantom of the operas, and he was in a Pearl
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Victorious and plug In bast and everything. Yeah, and then
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: he went on and then he was the lieutenant governor,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: the budget director, he was a kind of things. And
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: then the cliffhanger was he supposed to be the governor.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: And they didn't say what happened because it was canceled.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: But back to Halloween, what I'm gonna beat Trick and
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: treat Nest? What y'all going? Okay, I was gonna go
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: as myself, but they said, oh, that's too realistic. I'm
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: bull five. I'm starting to bull five. You're listening coming
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour and Carla's reality
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: up date. But Steve, Well, go get your girl. She's
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: here waiting in the wings. I know. Hey. Hey she mhm,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Mike Chick, good morning. Is everyone is down? Well? Well, well,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: good morning? Call it hey, sister Odell, happy, Tasha, she's fine.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. She's still chill eating with the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: white kids. She's see what you're leading, yes, ma'am with
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: all too high ash, Well, she's a base. She's not
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: a flyer. She's too tall down. What is the base? Baby?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: The base are the ones that hold up the flyer.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I'm get in the air. Listen, Connor, don't let white
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: people step on your baby. You see that sister else
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: is really tass I know she's talking. Don't you wanted
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: to still be a flyer? Don't base I don't want
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: to be one of those cheer mom's sister odell to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: kind of you know, sometimes you got to go in
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: whooping the ask for your chat. Just so just a
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: word of it, you know, encourage me. I won't s
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: to stay in the programs. But you know what, I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: saw a dance and she just as good as she
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: wanta be. Yes, ma'am. Think you know when they ain't
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: making the pyramids, you know, I don't like her down
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: at the bottom. Okay, yes, ma'am. I'll see what we
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: can do. But well, you know, but then you know what,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you know, let us stay on the bottom because the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: white kids dropping, we're gonna have to go down and
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: kill somebody. So just gonna leave it at that. Good
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Marta Junior, This is so health, ma'am. Hi boy, hellout, Tommy. Hey,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: it's so I was just asking was you a cheerleader?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Hi's Kate? My mom was fine. Okay, remember that while
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: you're talking to me. Don't worry about my past. Hello ship,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Well hello cister odell, welcome back. Well it's good. What's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: going on with y'all today? Everything everything well, yes, ma'am.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Everything good for me. Excuse me, I was just singing along.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: When your speed hit you just let it you, Yes, ma'am,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: go ahead, let him use you. I'm to go here. Well,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I mean earlier we talked about Halloween, and you know
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: it's coming up at the end of the month. I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: was just wondering if he's celebrated or you know, it
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: goes to a couple of Halloween parties, Me and a
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: cup of girlfriends. You really do you wear a costume?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. Yes, I'm going this year. We're
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: going to the Cheetah, the Cheetah. What's what's the Cheetah?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: The Cheetahs are strip club in Atlanta. Oh yeah, I know.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: We're going to two strip clubs this Halloween, Cheetah and
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Magic See Halloween. I didn't know strip clubs and Halloween
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: went together. Oh yeah, where are we going in there?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: To say? Souls? Oh? Okay, save the souls to get
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: off the pole. You're gonna mess up somebody that interrupt
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: what they're trying to do. Well, I know it's going
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: in the ruld, but we've got to say these so
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: we gotta get these girls are deep Poe. Well, but
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: it seems like Halloween would be a big night to make.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Well that high is gonna be easy for us to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: get in there, because we're gonna go in with our
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: costumes on. Oh what's your costume? We're going in a fold?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Oh Jel, you mean Jezebel. Well, if you want, then
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: for old Jezebel. But what's the Good Morning Show? Well,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: the plant is simply if they see us, you know
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: this is what happened. If you don't get down off
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: the poling. Oh, you know, their bodies just tight. I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: want to talk with the one or the one a
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: they called her to Capper. Guys should talk to her.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: She slid down on the pole and all she did
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: giller the most amazing thing I've ever seen, though I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: had I let her do it four times, so I stopped.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: She's scooped up to the top of the pole and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: then put the put the pole twin the crack of
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: her cheeks and ease down with just her cheeks grabbing
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the pole. I never loved great day in the moment's okay, Tom,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah too much, Timmy. You really need to some more
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Jesus in your life. Well, I mean do you carry ones?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Do you? How do you counsel them? Oh no, we don't.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: We don't take money. Well, no, when do you talk
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to them? When do you get a chance to only
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: break when they come backstage. We'd be sitting back there,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: you know, waiting on and they freely talked to you.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: You ain't got the freely. But you know, ain't many
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: of them girls can woot me? So you're gonna see
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: ain't many of them can't whoot me? I know you
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: see fights with them on youtubes and everything, but you
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: can't look it's just the old day. Are you gonna
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: get on the poem? I don't have to get on top,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you know, you know what you need to do. You
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: need to stay over there and your little setting, just
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: what you need to do, do your little pranks and
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: do your jeans and just when I'm coming on, just
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: stay out to wait. He's the best. But well, cister Dell,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: before this gets two out of hand here, Um, I
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: don't know how to say this again, because last time.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I know last time, but she it's my job, Carla,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta do my job. Okay. Uh, he's as I
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: understand it. Originally from New Orleans, Castro Della City. I'm
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: sure you visited many times. Uh, the talented great musician.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Uh Fat's Domino Fats I knew old fans and fans. Uh.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Well he's daddy um and I was free. Um. What
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: was his dad's name? Black Domino? Who like black Domino. Well,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: because when you looked at you, you see the two ads,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: and he looked black, a black Domino. Okay, Well, I
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: have some news to tell you when we come back
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: about when we come back, no problem. You're listening Steve
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You know your characters are sweetie, yes, ma'am.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Sister tell is still time and gets mash when I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: gets his wrong. I know, I know I'm Steve, but
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: you know, yes, I want you to think about this.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Before you talked to sister, Well, what we were talking
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: about you saying something about fast Domino, and then I
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: told you I know this daddy black Domino, and we
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: called him black Domino because he just looked like when
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: he was so black, he just had two docks. On him.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: He looked like just look like a black Domino. That
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: what we call him black Domino folk. Okay, well this
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: is not about that folk. V D came out we
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: called him Efty or Fats Domino. Okay, well you know,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: sister Tell, it is my job uh to bring this.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: I don't like to, but I'm just going to have
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: to tell you that Mr Fats Domino passed away. Do
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: sit down, sister Dale, just have a seat. What did
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: she shake up? She said, Fats Domino has passed away,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: sister Rolldale. Yes, so him last week? Yess saw him?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Where that? Ain't you good? What? Yes? Yes man, yes ma'am, yes,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: ma'm we're listening. Yes, well that's Domino, a rock and
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: roll legend passed away. He was eighty nine. Sistro Dell
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: one of the most influential UH musicians in early rock
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: and roll. Yeah, just a ledger m yeah wow? What
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: the teller though, just tell you help her. I can't help,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: but we're just not gonna tell her though. She can't
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: take too much more. Her heart can't about all this
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: in this bug. I don't why I gotta be all that?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Why you is that? What you you didn't take it easy, sister,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: and there catch your breath. Let's hotel, y'all, bash, y'all bash.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: We had the dream light those sister. She had learned
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: this in the streets. He'd be mad at me from
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: not telling you can't n I don't know was that
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: men just gonna sit there and let a holly get married.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: I can give a fan sodel. I can't hold that
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: when she does, she'd swaying. That's what I'm saying. That's
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  Speaker 1: so olddel What what she is? She? Okay? Are you choking?
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  Speaker 1: Do we need to call Red Cross? Timely? She should
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: we call about she saw that? I just don't tell
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  Speaker 1: you're fine? She finds out at someplace that should be
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: mad at me. We're not telling her I can't stay here.
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  Speaker 1: You know. She's like, I'm keeping me. Well, that's no
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: way to act this girltel all right, I made away right?
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  Speaker 1: You boy got always got something. You asked me what's happening? Then?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: But always and act like you're the one I got
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: to bring me to do? Why don't you let call
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and give me to do? Sometimes you you read Josses,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: get types of news? You do you think you do?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: You get off on it that doesn't make sense to
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: throw down dat God, I make sense, is what she
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: is doing. Don't nobody never tell me nobody, Dad tell
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: it you because you love telling me that, because you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: want to tell me. And there's something I wad can't
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: stand your bug, your man gonna leave that's lost the throat.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Tell what you want to call it. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she enjoy seeing you. She always wants to see me
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: in pain. That's what she does. This is my ain't
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Joe your who signed you to and charge your bitch
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: with a word? And when a job Well, listen, we're
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: gonna let you go, so you can you ain't gonna
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: let me go. You wanna let me go now? Yea
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: broke so you can get yourself to let me off
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: your little radio show after you know, saying something funky
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: to him. So I'm just reporting the news. I'll tell
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what sh I'll tell you
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Every time you tell me something
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: that's bad news, I'm gonna give you some bad You're
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me that my husband is gonna leave me,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: but I can't. It's more bad news than that. But
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: sister Dale, but you can't have a clapback with Shirley
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: saying her husband's gonna leave because she's twitter. Then when
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell us something else, I didn't kill him, sister,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Tracy, Yes, she says she's never speaking to Wait,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: we just talked. Put put that on your head. We
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: just talked yesterday. You just talked yesterday. But keep hold
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: me facts with Deal to dank. So then she told
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: me next time she's quiping to it's over Chris with
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: her girl anymore. All right, Well, thank you Cistro Deal
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  Speaker 1: for coming by up. I hope you haven't got some
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  Speaker 1: news fight your car you drove up in in the
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: park a lotbody, I got somebody stealing it right now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Cis Deal, you don't have to be this way.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't have to tell me that facts
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: with day and we would you prefer that you not know.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: You don't want to know the truth. I was doing
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: yet fine not knowing in here you come all right? Okay,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: well again, thank you again. I gotta be nice. Thank
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: you so much for Scott. She ain't nice, she's doing
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: my job. Thank you, Cisterdale, have a pleasant day. And
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: and you baby, you Baiby said, don't come see to
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: grand baby. We we gotta go. We have to go.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, sister O'Dell. You're listening to the
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Well the Astros and the l A Dodgers are
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: battling it out in the World Series. Oh, it is
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: so hot in l A. The Strows are like, can
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: we please go to Houston? Can we please go to Houston?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: It's too hot. Game three is tomorrow night in Houston
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: at Minute May Park. It might rain and the high
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: will be only seventies seven degrees. That nice cool wave
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: right there? All right, switching gears, Carla, we didn't get
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: any reality update today. Let's let's go to you for
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: your reality update. What you got? Let me just tell
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: you this love and hip hop Hollywood. Sure, Steve Tommy Jr.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Did some elishness right here. V It was a reunion
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: show Part one, Part two. Part one aired last week.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Part two aired this past Monday, and it was just
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: the stupidest Part one. Uh. The co stars on this show,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: these are cod castmates. I guess you would call them
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Zail and Mr Ray. They were beefing and then I
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: guess the cast members thought that they were going to apologize.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Zille was going to apologize to this guy, Mr. Ray.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: He acts like they're gonna squash the beef, and then
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: he goes up and hits this guy on the set.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: It was just horrible the fighting. It's just ratchetry at
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: all time high on this particular show. And one thing
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: I could say for sure, Keisha Cole is really through
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: with her ex husband Booby. At the reunion show she
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: was on stage, it seems like she was just trying
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: to fix him up with another woman. That's when you know,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: you know it's over. It's over. You are really through.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: So you know, Booby and Keisha Cole. You know, Keisha
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: was on the show with us not too long ago
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: and she talked about her marriage and being on the
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: show and they have a son, they have a son together,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: and yeah, they're comment a. Keisha's comment to that situation
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: was that she wants her son to be around somebody
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: that she likes, So she's encouraging Booby to get with
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: somebody that she thinks it's good for him, you know
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: what I mean. So my question is, have you guys
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: ever tried to fix up your ex? Oh? Whatever? X
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: right to talk to you. Yeah, but they have a
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: child together, so she oh kids, you got married. I
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: talked that. I'm not talking to you before you got married, though, Steve,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: did you ever try to fix up your ex with
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: somebody you knew it wasn't gonna work out? That's a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: still a no. You're shaking your hand. That still it
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: all nothing. I might go back. I wouldn't wish that. Yeah,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: before you were married first time. No, before that, when
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: you were younger, when I no, I always contenually tried
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: to sleep with. All of my eyes were on the
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: same page. You jumping back for I got mad. Oh
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: I've always I've always tried to continue sleeping with all
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: mans you. Oh, you always tried to do to go back?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: What was not? Now we ain't got to beat again.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: They're about to swing back though. Check the temperature. Boy. Also,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: if there was an opportunity, you would have got back
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: with the ex. No nothing, No, that's not by no.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: So you add not get back with get with yeah?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Oh take the back out yeah yeah, So you got
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: too many words in that and everybody trying to get back.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: It's just getting different. Just sex with not all the drama.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, you're okay. So just Okay, well, there are
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: you having to get out of my house. That was
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: part of the plan. Alright, great time for back to
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• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: leave it to the professionals for a while and called
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: him utterly untruthful. Trump's reply came via Twitter and not one,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: but five tweets. This is a president of the United States,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: now five tweets, I know, among other things, Trump called
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Corker incompetent. Corker also replied via Twitter, some untruths from
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: the same untruths from an utterly untruthful president. He wrote,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: hashtag alert the daycare staff also also, Senator Jeff Flake,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: one of Donald Trump's loudest Republican critics, announced that he's
• 1:29:06
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• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: what January? He'll leave office January two thousand, nineteen. Uh
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: so he'll still be there for fourteen more months anyway.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: As for his reasons, Flake said that reckless, outrageous, and
• 1:29:20
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• 1:29:25
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• 1:29:29
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• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: what he called a fragrant assault on truth and decency.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: Trump responded and tweeted, the reason Flake and Bob Corker
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: dropped out of the Senate race is very simple. They
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: had zero chance of being elected. Now Exo hurt and wounded,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: he just came. He just cannot resist tweeting. Corker said
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: he had a great chance of winning. Uh, it's true
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: what they say about Flake, But Corker said, no, that's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: not true. So, yeah, they have incident with the truth
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: and Donald Trump and how he's acting as president. Yeah,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: they're saying more are gonna come come forth, And they're
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: saying if it was an election year next year, a
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: lot more would then. Donald Trump tweeted back, they don't
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: like me, but I got a standing. Oh at the
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: lunch yesterday, how it was nobody but the senators. It
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: was the Republican senators. They meet on current House whatever
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, they meet and and he walked in.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: He got standing him right, and then when he left,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I got standing yesterday. They liked me from the people
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: who had to clap food my party might be okay, yeah,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: don't stay in your just It's like during the presidential
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  Speaker 1: speech when he wins and you watch everybody on his
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: side standing and clap. On the other side, just sit yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it's the It's the dumbest thing I've ever Yeah. Man,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: that's some ignorant mass right there. It is half the
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: house standing the exactly overhead. It's just he's just, you know,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: he's just a petty person. He likes to fight. He
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: cannot let anything go. I don't care how that's what
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: you have. You may not want that, but that's ok.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: I give you an analogy, Yeah, can I give you
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: guys an analogy that you can all relate to. Our
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: president's problem is he has to have control, and he
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: has to have the credit. He gotta have the last word,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: and he has to feel as though he's winning even
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: if he does death sound for me, yes, I know
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: you're talking about how did his black as what you're
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: we go with the last segment of the day, just
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: one more thing. Stevie Wonder shared a hope for unity
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: and positivity Sunday at a post race concert at the
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Formula One US Grand Prix in Austin, Texas, then delivered
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: a poignant political message by kneeling during his improvised performance
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: of the National Anthem. Stevie began with a call to action, saying,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen the color of my skin nor the
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: color of your skin. What I want you to know
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: is that we are in a race, we hear, all
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: of us here, a race against time. So it's time
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: for all the leaders, all the people, all of us
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: to come together in the spirit of unity so we
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  Speaker 1: can move this world to a positive form. After performing
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: hits like Superstitious or Duke Uh Steve finished. Stevie finished
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: his set with the harmonica cover of the Star Spangled Banner.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: Then he took a knee during the performance, displaying solidarity
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: with the professional athletes and other public figures who have
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: knelt to protest institutional racism and police brutality. Time out.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Austin reports that many in the audience listen to this.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: Many in the audience knelt as well. You know what
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: he said, Stevie Cole. He said, I've never seen and
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: I've never seen the color yours. That's cold. That is.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: That is so tell. See so I don't even what
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: y'all talking about. I've never seen it. That's crazy, man.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I can't judge you by the color of your skin
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: because I don't see it. So what I'm asking you
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: is how you keep judging us by ours? I'm just
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: asking because I ain't done it to nobody in my life.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't even seen the color of musky. Wow. That's deep,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: isn't it. That's heavy? Yeah, that is so profound, it
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: really is. Thank you, Stevie. Sometimes, you know, it takes
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: something like that to bring it all into perspective and
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: then everyone knelt too a knee. Yeah. It is Thursday
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: night football. Tonight, Miami Dolphins will take on the Baltimore Ravens.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins with the new quarterback Cleveland ain't playing at
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: losing an Yeah, but we go out Sunday. Yeah, but
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: it's an invitable we will lose. And why will we
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: lose because we ain't got no quarterback. Oh man, And
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: we passed on the board from Clemson and went down
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: there and then he looked out. Yeah, I just you know,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, when you do something stupid, I
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: think Miles Gerd is a great player. I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah. We can rush your quarterback, but
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: you can come eat. I was a lie. So the
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: solution you think that's the only problem with the Browns
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: is the quarterback position. Uh, but we can solve that's
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: all he said. It was so honest right there. That
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: was so honest of you. You can have the greatest
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: players all over the board. If you're quarterback, ain't nothing.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna win. Quarterback touched the ball every single play.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: The quarterback makes a decision every single play. The leader huh,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: that's right. Nobody touches it every play and makes a
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: decision every play. In other words, if your wire receiver
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: you run a forward to run past here back, but
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: if your quarterback can't get you the ball yourself. I'm
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: so glad you're our quarterback, Steve, Yes, you are our
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: leader here. Yeah yeah, the back. Yeah. And he has
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: a good backup too. He has a great backup for
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: being by my side for all these years. Thank you
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: so much. I'm the damn quarterback here. What you're talking about,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: we cannot quarterback stupid on the backup huddle. Listen to you,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: he say, w ya can't hug up with me? Who
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: we quen Wright? What listening to you spading on me?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: I thought I was the backup quarterback here. What I
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: don't think the problem that we're having is we can't
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: get the team to follow you. That's the problem. It's caller,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: that's who it is. You don't want to play. I'm
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like a coach or our offensive coordinator. I'm not
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: listening to you the backup quarterback, water boy, you good
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: at that. He can't say it. He can't say it
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: because you just raid and everybody's down pour it over
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: their head when they won a game. I'm gonna pull
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: it over y'all. Right now, the backup quarterback man, the crash,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: I'm the backup quarterback here. Okay, crashes all right? Man?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: You yeah? Are you gonna see all with the sitters
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: behind you? Can't? It's radio quarterback. Yes, So there's You
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: don't think there's any chance, any chance that you guys
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: are gonna win any games this season? Well, they played
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: Minnesota sunday, Okay, I don't see it. I don't see
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: a team that we can be wow. Alright, Well, on
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: that note, we gotta go, guys, take us home. Steve,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: have a great weekend, folks, And I mean that from
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: the bottom of my heart and from me to quarterback
• 1:38:45
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