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No Latency - Ep.72 Dogs, Drones & Death · No Latency

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Last time a no latency. Why do you say you get out like
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you're expecting to die? Because so no is expecting to
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die. It's just if it comes to it,
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your tolerable, surprisingly. Iona was in front of the
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elevator. So I own as actually going to go
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first. Say no, get out of there Santos
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distracted. By the thought of imminent,
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death. No exit drones at Jeb.
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You're really funny. Try not getting hit.
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Last time I open something, it was My clone an eternity giant
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goon is trying to eat us. It's all EZ sauna watch.
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Bamford, show the urgency here. Hello, Domino.
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It's been a time but we're here to bring you home.
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Some urgency pretend, like you care.
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Don't worry, I know how to delegate.
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I'm going to roll for bureaucracy.
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And we start with a role of bureaucracy.
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Wow. Wow.
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Iona, you could have done this blindfolded, you had a 25 on
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your bureaucracy. How do you connect this?
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Briefcase in this beautifully bureaucratic way.
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So open up the star and I see all of the accordion tubes and I
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kind of beautiful minded where I close my eyes and I can see all
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of the possibilities of the brain.
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Churches, I start micromanaging. What each branch is doing.
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And I can see immediately I was going to snap, there was going
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to snap. I could see immediately exactly
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where each branch should lead and where our project will end.
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With getting Domino back and your plug in these leads as
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numbers and digits pass through your mind.
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When you are done, all 12 are connected and it's ready to
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download in the middle of it. Little Iris opens up.
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A small button, emerges and it flashes download.
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Are you ready? Watch this.
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Are you when you disconnect this?
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All the rious? Willful.
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Okay, let me check with everyone.
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So everyone. Got their guns out.
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Richard. Did you hack into the turrets?
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Yeah, II tried Retro. You rolled a 19 attempting to
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hack into the turrets and you managed to hack into to it
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before. How many are not access door?
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I got to and I got them trained right there on the elevator.
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I look into this training self, make sure nothing is going to
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pop out there inside the training cell as you open the
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door. Is it table and on that table
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strapped in? I'm downloading is a big battle.
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Robot behind a force field Force shit.
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I was gonna dump late 10th grades in there.
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Is this for fueled immune to emps?
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You'd have to examine it. Examine it, cool.
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The perception show. Ya, bro, perception, 14.
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You have no idea. Shit, I close the door, okay, I
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think whatever is going to come for us is going to come out of
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this door here. What's in there?
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S. He's downloading into a new body
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right here. Can I check to see if there's
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any external cables? Present, that potentially could
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be leading from that room downloading s in there.
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Yes, there are not fuck. Yeah, they're just like us a
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plug that I can like unplug so like he stops working.
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I'm not saying anything either but to be possible and as we
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could find the actual power grid around here.
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If you have any questions, you just asked me, is there a plug
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that we could unplug? So again, no classic.
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Look, I've tried turning it off and back on again type of thing.
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So I can put a bunch of grenades in there.
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And then when we unplug you, I'll just throw one grenade in
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there and then tenement will go off and they know that perfect
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plan. I got Mexican a time throwing
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their, make it away them. Great, 11 Grand, you hear a
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noise? Is another Rumble and you get a
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text message, Sana. No, it's an audio message.
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You're not the only one going down in a blaze of glory here.
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Another explosion. Is it wrong your sister?
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the mom, I just can't blame her because that's kind of what I
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was going to do, but Damn. She stole your thunder.
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Is she still here Thunder? I know.
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Alright, I guess you have to come home with us to now I get
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out and grenades. I am going to put the list ends.
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When you open the door. The construct is gone as is
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gone. The contract is gone from the
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room. When you go back in the room, it
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is gone. Notice they close the door, the
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door didn't open. It's just not the in the, in the
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thing anymore. Well, how'd it go?
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What was happening is the force fields long?
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Yes. Oh shit.
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We're wait. So they never open the door in
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the first place they just looked inside and saw.
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Yes, yes. Look inside and close the door
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behind them. Okay.
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When they close it. When they opened it again, the
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Robert is gone. It's invisible load up.
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Anyway, so above the chair, there is a hatch like event
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hatch and you hear something scurrying around above you,
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okay, this is here. Everybody else is here.
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He's out of this little room. We should download Domino
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immediately. I agree, let's get this thing
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moving. He said that he don't ask me
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how. Yeah, I never met you before.
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Yeah, lady either. Look guys.
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I know barely anything about you.
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Besides we should rescue you. I'm sorry.
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My brother. Listen Rios.
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Well, my family business real, I'm not real.
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Your Existence here. How does approve son anything?
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It just means my purpose is to rescue and destroy our soccer.
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And I'm going to do that at least.
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Yeah. And then when we get done, we'll
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get home and is your turn to clean the dishes.
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Not, if I die first. Well, let's not have that happen
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because it's your turn to do the dishes.
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Can't just do this to get out of doing the dishes.
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Have the see, I have one c-- four on me.
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I got the trigger. We did the chore wheel, it's
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your turn. Now my hands on the trigger
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pads. Buttons.
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No, I just, ER, I'll do the dishes if I survive that.
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Is that is what I agreed to, thank you.
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We downloading Domino, we're talking or the button.
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Okay. Click the button.
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And all of the cables light up with RGB, like some kind of
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teenage gaming, Wonder dream. And Domino's face breaks into
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blocks turns into streams and flutters out of the screen in 12
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different lines. The whole place drops to a red
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color and you hear a very big, big explosion upstairs, feel the
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building Rumble and there's a noise above you, there's a
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scraping In the hallway. Bursting out of cell block a is
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a giant robot dog. And two drones all he's adorable
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lightning appears across its mouth, says it growls at you
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Jeff. Oh no, no.
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
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What will these to get up to next?
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I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that
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part. That's not a bowling ball.
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Oh God. Jeb have your vulture attack.
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Animal versus animal. We left the voucher with the
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vehicle and it's true slow and tell me in here.
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Alright, unlock, you see values for last?
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And I'm a little salty and I'm sorry.
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I didn't do the down from the ceiling.
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Essence, bursting, down from the Sealy.
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Jeff asked butts down from the ceiling.
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Well, shit cracks his digital Knuckles.
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That's a real foxy movie review. Looks fast.
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That's the finished. Its let's dance, let's dance,
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let's dance, your boss. Some serious Terminator, shit.
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Bundle is going to take a shot at the dog.
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With the very heavy. Pestle 20, yes doing 12 damage
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nice and then actually going to come back and push Iona into
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solitary and close the doors. See you now stuck in solitary
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with Domino downloading. And you notice the countdown
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kind of gives you an indication that you've got about three
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turns of combat before dominoes complete, okay?
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After vendor pushes you in, they do get another shot with that,
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right? No.
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But I was fun. Okay.
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Okay, I honor. It's your turn.
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You're now in the room with Domino, I am going to prep my
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gun. Um can I reach Philip?
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You can try to me try and reach Philip.
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The coal goes through, that's all going to shit up here.
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Even in June the lobby, everyone's panicking.
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Can you hack into the drones? I can try, please try Okay, to
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shut them down. Rolling, your faith.
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Oops. That's not what I meant to do.
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But here he is. Often The Ether.
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I fresh air is coming through, but there's like a carrier
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signal. But Domino, thank you so much.
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Did you should probably just focus on getting it.
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The star about a 14. Okay.
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Carol thing I can shut down before.
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I can shut down one. Shut it down.
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Okay? And retro, Sano Bendel and Jeb
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in the hallway. You just see one of the drones,
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just explode. It just fizzled starts to fly
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smacks against one of the walls and falls to the ground.
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Well, that's won their first. Get out of the building.
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Yes get out of the building and fresh hangs up.
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I grabbed an EMP grenade. Right?
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And I shoot it at ass. I have to luck.
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Okay. What works the first time must
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work again? Yes, 24 grip.
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Oh crap. This is very true heroes, a21 on
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evasion and it's smacks him right in the middle.
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The EMP grenade goes off and falls to his knees and his head
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falls to the ground. And you notice the the whole
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thing starts to reboot as he starts to stand back up.
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Again, you have moved him further down.
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The line of initiative. Mmm, hoping to do a bit more.
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So it's not like he like Miss Saturn.
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He's just acting later now. Much later.
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Got you. This initiative went down by
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three. That's a lot in this one.
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All right. I will get up to him and draw My
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Sword. I can't attack them but I will.
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And I faced off with him, fair enough kind of ready to strike
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when he gets back up. Sounds good.
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It's it you hear another big Rumble upstairs, shoot the dog
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or shoot the cyborg copy clone of the drugs are more clone,
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which one we're trying to do, Focus the image here or should I
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trap taking off the big dog? I think they're both of
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problems. I don't know, John has fire.
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I'm Focus fire. And I'm gonna try to like tickle
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bit of cover here behind the the solitary wall and shoot at s
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shoot 24. Yes you hit by double six is
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nice. You blow a hole through one of
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the arm plates and the top plate flies off.
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And the hand falls to the ground and then I assume again. 37.
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Yeah you hit. Wow.
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Roll damage, 10 damage. Does does some damage mainly
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only harms the armor. But yes, does some damage And
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this out, one-handed robot, stands up the Savannah.
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Panther that's in the hallway. It moves towards Retro Retro.
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You see it. You recognize it as.
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Oh shit guys, this is the savanna.
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Panther model, one of the new top-of-the-line one's almost
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Android /. Sideboard light With real and
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will like qualities, 10,000 snipping to Blade arms, stick
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out from the top of its back. And in a minigun Rises up and
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starts to spin, menacingly minigun, it jumps at you, retro
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roll evasion Question. Uh-huh.
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If it jumps at me? Yes.
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Good. I dropped to the ground.
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Crow myself up into a ball and then try to aim my legs to where
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it's chest region. Would be in try to kick it back
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up off me if you were higher than and 19.
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Yes, shit. That's impossible.
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But okay, nothing is impossible. Holy shit in it.
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The fuck you 20, you beat the DVI hit.
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I gave you and you managed to kick it back.
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Causing it no damage but causing no damage to you.
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Well done sweet smells. I will say that come on back up
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that blade arms to attack twice. However, It tries to attack Sano
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so I know be 20. No, no, no, no, no.
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You rolled a 10. Unfortunately, the blade digs
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into your left arm. As you are paying attention,
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only to the robot, as it's finally starts to be up and it
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hits you. 4:12 damage. Okay, that'll blades.
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My armor just too damaged. Yikes, and now there's a giant.
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Robot Savannah Panther right up onto the and S&S.
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Hmm. Okay.
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The Drone moves towards then Dale.
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And it fires off, its assault gun hitting and causing 16
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damage you little shit. Then do careful.
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I'm trying to be careful. It hits again.
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Oh it's time only a bleeding in the armor.
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See see that time it only got the shoulder pad yeah but it
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crit hit you yeah I know but a crit hit doesn't really matter
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it's more about the damage yeah I split still saying be careful,
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I'm trying to be careful. Okay well having this
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conversation s finally finishes booting up.
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Is there any chance we can talk this over a cup of tea?
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No, shame. This giant hitting you. if you
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can be an A B 18, Yeah. Yeah, he goes to hit you.
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You dodged, he pulls out a big chunky gun and tries to hit you
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and misses He has an unbelievable amount of movement,
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and he moves past you and retro. It's retro.
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Well, he and S definitely have a past, especially recent past and
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I'm definitely scared of them because I can still see them.
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Red eyes, black guys looms dolls eyes, where the turrets that I
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hacked? There are the very back hallway
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near the node Nexus. To me in email us or the one of
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them has access to it, but you have to make.
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That is a, that is a bonus actionable thing.
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Yeah, for you. Well, I'm trying to figure out
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is one hit as in the other, hit the ground.
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Yes. Okay.
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Then I'm going to pull some techie bullshit.
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And see if I can hack the Savannah Panther.
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Okay, good luck. Fuck.
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You have one more action, a more regular action.
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Well, yes you bonus. Action was setting the turrets.
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Yep. So you can either move or shoot?
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Well, if I can't hack it, then I'll have to shoot it.
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Okay. 16. Yes.
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You hit your right next to it. Point Blank shot with a shotgun
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goes off. Bam.
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Try to jam it as much of the gears as I can 12 damage.
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Yeah takes a decent hit and pounces backwards.
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Jumping off the wall and then shifting to the other side of
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Sano and defense. And it's been dealt time.
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Then does going to shoot the Drone.
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Nice. I'm going to shoot the Drone.
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You rolled a 20, you hit road damage, 11 damage.
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The Drone takes a side hit and it flies across the room clipped
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one of the propellers. And now it has way less movement
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and it sort of hovers on the other side of s.
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It's now closer to the turret that will shoot it after I
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owners to there's then they'll do anything else Wendell is
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going to hide best. They can behind the training
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cell. From SM the Drone and the dog
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from Mostly. Yes.
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Okay done. What does Iona do with domino?
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Domino. Is there anything else that you
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can do from in here? I know that you have to turn
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Cycles left. Can you lock the elevator?
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So, it is locked and I think we've done the best we can.
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You're welcome. We cut back outside and the two,
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turrets, go off. I'm Gonna Roll, I'm going to
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roll something, okay? So the first one shoots its
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assault go missing. No it doesn't so nine it.
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Misses it mrs. Hitting s and causes no damage
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the other one. Just roll the tent.
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It shoots its missile at the only missile.
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It has it shoots the missile towards the Drone hitting the
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Drone 421 damage, and the Drone explodes.
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I'm gauging with this giant metal dog.
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Now, I guess I get out my teeth blade and I will try and stab it
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in. Between the shoulders of the
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legs. Oh, nice.
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The shoulders of the legs, 31 inches right between the two
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shoulder blades. Yeah.
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Right in front of the giant gun you cause how much damage
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spoiled up? Double six.
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Double sixes nice. That's a 19.
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Total so double 19. So I rolled on the critical in
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injuries table and I've realized that this is for a thing that's
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organic so collapsed, lung doesn't really land for me.
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So what I'm going to say is you rolled a crit and you actually
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manage to Your auditor crit you damaged one of its blades and
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the blade Fizzles and flies out of sticks into a wall and now it
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can only attack with that weapon.
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Once it also takes a decent amount of damage as it tries to
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jump away from you. You get one more attack.
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Okay. 2020 hits. I should V, I should roll a
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vacation if you want distilleries.
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Defender losers. It's still gets hit 17 damage
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some tea, what it is Rosales for it.
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Yes, 17 damage. Yeah, that's another decent hit.
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Its now actively limping. Damn robot dogs.
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I think if you say so I want a kitty The shame stranger isn't
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here now. Damn it.
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It supposedly tab. Now, for that does beg, the
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question, does a cat if a cat has shoulders?
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I mean it definitely doesn't have arms, right?
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Anyway, I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot ass.
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Is it be thighs? I would say, I was thinking,
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maybe they got, they got to hips or they still got shoulders and
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hips, I think it she'll doesn't hit holders in but they just
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don't got the only key. He's got four legs after we
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fight and we're not in Mortal danger.
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A good call, good call unless you, yes Domina. 22.
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You hit. 10 damage. Yes.
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Yeah again Do you hit with a 27? Both times only really removing
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armor, but still doing a good job of it.
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Still some And then, I ducked behind the Little Wolf thing in
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their corner. You've got behind a cone in it.
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Excellent. It is the patent.
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This time, the panther turns around and tries to attack Sano.
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Yes like that eight 1933. Yes, the blade doesn't even come
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near you. You do an excellent pirouette
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than a backflip. And it with its Last Action, it
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tries to hit you with this, Electric Shot, your backflip.
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However, is not good enough to evade this Electric Shot that
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hits you for 12 damage and causes you to fall over on your
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bum. That I was being cool.
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It looked really cool until it had his second shot.
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Yeah, I know. Is that a blade?
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My armor? Yes.
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Damn. Also, also your swords turned
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off, and you have to turn it back on again.
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Yeah. Everything's coming up, Jeff.
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S goes to attack retro. Is this one?
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It's you for 12 damage. It's huge chunky gun goes off,
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then he hits you again. 49 damage 12s 21.
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Not together separately. My have shields completely out
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now. And my armor check is getting
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pretty fucked up. That's God.
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Yep. Bonnie's to don't got much left
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of it. Why does everything gotta be
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fucking scared today? Hijacking robots.
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Black worms with two heads. Slippery that really sucks.
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Now, you know how I feel. Is that heavy to say?
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I mean, I can see myself in your collection.
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Maybe I'll use you as a Vera as he said like he's got a mouth,
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right? Yeah.
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Yeah, as you says that, I'm gonna Jam a knife, grenade in
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his mouth and kick him down towards the hallway again.
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I'll be ready. Wow. 27.
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It totally works well damage. 20 damage, you kick in backwards,
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he falls back. The grenade goes off this head
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explodes and there's just this moment as even the panther looks
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over and goes, And there's this silence on the battlefield.
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And you feel Victorious and then you hear a crash in the training
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room. Next time on Nolan's, Jo is out,
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can we do this another time and you still have a ton that before
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you take back your precious friends?
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Oh, boy, that's gonna make it hard to hit.
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So, take off your shirt. Damn, that is pretty cool.
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Grab the star. As soon as it's done, careful
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have C4 on me. I have a Detonator.
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I can press it. We all go down so you best get
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off me. But boss had another health bar.
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I mount the words. Run to him.
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So are we running? Are we shooting?
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Or are we running away while shooting?
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I think we should run. Run.
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Yeah, I run to the elevator with my hand prepped over the button.
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Waiting for everyone sound is just behind us.
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We're gonna wait Retro Retro. We're gonna wait that.
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I am a spawn from something, so vile.
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And yet I was able to make friends with people so good.
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It doesn't really make sense. Does it?
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