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Cardi B., Kim K, Ask Steve, Side Hustle Season and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know. Y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck bus things and it's cobles me
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  Speaker 1: true good Steve har listening to movie together for stum, Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. You gotta turn hur go,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn out. You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out to turn the water. The water got me.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby at it? H I sure will. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dive me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. I've been saying it like that since I
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  Speaker 1: got it too. I figure why I stop now. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people get bored with stuff that works for
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  Speaker 1: them because they just want to do something different. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: repetition is good. Sometimes repetition is good over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over until it becomes second nature, and then it's
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  Speaker 1: almost like you ain't doing it at all. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I found. That's just a little piece of information. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: probably already know that, though. Sometimes I'm just a reminder.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, all right. I got a good one for
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  Speaker 1: you today. Yesterday the other day I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about the most effective weapon available to us as
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  Speaker 1: human beings, I think is prayer. I think prayer helps
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  Speaker 1: us in so many ways. But right now what I
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  Speaker 1: want to do is I want to show you how
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  Speaker 1: prayer pays off. I want I want to show you
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  Speaker 1: what good it can do for you. Even me, I
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  Speaker 1: use it every day, and and the days I don't
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  Speaker 1: use it, I feel it that that, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: days that I go, you know, without talking to him
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  Speaker 1: as much, I notice it. I feel it. I feel
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  Speaker 1: a certain kind of way. You know, those are those
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  Speaker 1: that doubts starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of
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  Speaker 1: uncertainty slips in again, That that wondering what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do starts slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens everybody, man,
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  Speaker 1: I think, I really, really do you know, if people
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  Speaker 1: would just keep it real with each other, stop being
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  Speaker 1: this Christian this superman, because you ain't you ain't. There's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that says that's none perfect, no not one,
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  Speaker 1: that's everybody that that cover all of us don't. So
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I think we're a little too hard on each
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  Speaker 1: other with that too, seeing it's how we not perfect.
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  Speaker 1: We immediately want to just just oh man, you just
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  Speaker 1: want to kill when we find somebody do something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But if we go public, everything go public. Now it
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  Speaker 1: calls social media. But anyway, I just want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about how prayer pays off. It's called all
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  Speaker 1: eye and money. People got money call it all eyes
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  Speaker 1: a return on investment. People are always looking for a
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  Speaker 1: return on investment. You know, nobody, nobody in business really
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  Speaker 1: gives you money without understanding the return on investment. They
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  Speaker 1: don't even give moneys to charities unless they think it
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  Speaker 1: can do something with the bottom line. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: companies work like that. I found out out myself. Sad,
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  Speaker 1: but it is true. So since everything is expected to
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  Speaker 1: work on a return on investment as soon because we're
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  Speaker 1: human beings. So since we all human beings, whether you're
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  Speaker 1: in business or not, you're still in the business of living.
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  Speaker 1: I think when you pray, you should expect a turn
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  Speaker 1: on your investment. You talk to him, you spent time
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  Speaker 1: opening it up to him, you bowed your head to him,
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  Speaker 1: you humbled yourself, you got on your knees. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but really we're talking God here, So really, what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you. The
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  Speaker 1: little bit that you do do on his behalf, it
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  Speaker 1: just pales in comparison with what he does. But let's
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  Speaker 1: just say you want to call yourself invested, well, let
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  Speaker 1: me show you how it pays off this because for me,
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  Speaker 1: this is for me now. Prayer pays off in different ways.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I had to learn. See, I was praying,
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  Speaker 1: but I was asking him specifically for what I wanted.
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  Speaker 1: I had the audacity, though, to turn around and tell
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  Speaker 1: him how to do what I wanted. That's amazing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many blessings I blocked coming
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  Speaker 1: my way by putting my faith in what I said
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  Speaker 1: I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to give me this. I want that
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  Speaker 1: person to go away. I want this person to accept
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  Speaker 1: everything you say. Then I want to go over here,
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  Speaker 1: and I want this deal to happen like this, and
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  Speaker 1: I want that person to just step aside and let
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  Speaker 1: me let me through. And then I wanted I was.
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.
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  Speaker 1: He hadn't been going. Boy, I made you to be funny,
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  Speaker 1: But boy, you're funny now so you're gonna tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to make God laugh telling me your plan,
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  Speaker 1: well that's what I did, And that's how we pray.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times we pray, and we pray in
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  Speaker 1: the prayer with telling him how to work it out. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays
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  Speaker 1: off in different ways. There's a different return of my
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  Speaker 1: investment when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,
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  Speaker 1: a situation to dissolve itself or go away, sometimes I
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  Speaker 1: get courage out of the prayer. Pray that provides me courage.
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  Speaker 1: That's just to go on and look at it. I
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  Speaker 1: guess face it. Then. Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes prayer gives me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just
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  Speaker 1: I look up and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: prayer gives you laugh at off power. Sometimes, man, you
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  Speaker 1: just got to laugh at off whatever. Man you trip it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? If you could do that,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Sometimes it gives it gives you a show
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  Speaker 1: of strength power. Sometimes prayer allows you to have the
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  Speaker 1: appearance that you got it all together. Nobody got to
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  Speaker 1: know the world. When the tornado, the hurricane that's swirling
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  Speaker 1: in your life, you're standing over that, like the eye
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  Speaker 1: the hurricane, you just and it's all swirling around you,
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  Speaker 1: but you stating that, like the eye, you just as calm.
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  Speaker 1: That's what prayer does. So when you pray, man, it
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  Speaker 1: builds up a lot of things in you. You know
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  Speaker 1: what it's done for me. Prayer has built up character
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  Speaker 1: in me. It's made me have more character because I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to stand stronger on the things I say because
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  Speaker 1: I've been praying, because I've been asking God for all
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  Speaker 1: of those return of investments. I've been asking God for courage.
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  Speaker 1: I've been asking God for hanging that power. I've been
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  Speaker 1: asking him to give me the power to walk away.
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  Speaker 1: I've asked him to give me ignored power. I've asking
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  Speaker 1: to help me laugh at off. I've asked him to
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  Speaker 1: show me strength. But you know what I was doing,
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  Speaker 1: I was really praying, not really for them things be
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  Speaker 1: real with you. I was asking them to help me, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: help me. You ever done that, You've asked God for
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  Speaker 1: help and then all of a sudden, a list of
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  Speaker 1: these things show up. See, sometimes how you want the
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  Speaker 1: problem to be solved ain't the best way. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lesson to be learned when we make mistakes, and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay in the fire and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: learn that lesson. But guess what, though, when you come
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  Speaker 1: out of it, you're gonna be better for it. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna know more about it. Come on, y'all, pray. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. You didn't tried everything else. Look
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  Speaker 1: where you're at now, what about prayer? Yeah? People kill me,
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  Speaker 1: man trying to talk me off this hustle right here.
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  Speaker 1: God ain't this, and God ain't y y on. The
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  Speaker 1: Lord left me. Lord don't leave no body. Man. Look
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  Speaker 1: at your decisions. God has never left you. You turned
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  Speaker 1: your back, you went the other way, You tried something else.
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  Speaker 1: You you you, you took another swing, you went another route.
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  Speaker 1: You look for an alternative solution. That was you. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't never him. He's solid. His word is true. It
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  Speaker 1: lasts forever. He do what he say he gonna do now,
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  Speaker 1: all day, all night, twenty four seven, he twenty four eight.
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  Speaker 1: He do it all day, all night, and then some more.
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  Speaker 1: His word don't ever change. It is true. It works
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  Speaker 1: for me, It worked for you. It worked for Jake's,
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  Speaker 1: It worked for Old Steam. It worked for Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: It worked for Paula White, It worked for Billy Graham.
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  Speaker 1: It worked for Mother Teresa. It worked for Gandhi, It
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  Speaker 1: worked for Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it worked for you.
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  Speaker 1: What you're waiting for? Why don't you put praying your game?
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  Speaker 1: Watch what happened to you? You're sitting in that jail
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  Speaker 1: celle and you're struggling with it, and they're telling you
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  Speaker 1: bloody and blood out, you can't get in you. That's foolishness, man,
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  Speaker 1: What you mean God can get you out of anything. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't read your Bible, he didn't got some
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  Speaker 1: people out of some sticky situations. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. If Daniel was in the lions den
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  Speaker 1: and Jonah was in the belly of the whale, what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about? Where you are? You just sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the sale with some dudes round you're talking about what
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do. Man, you gotta be real. God can't
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do nothing. Nobody can't nobody do nothing to you.
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  Speaker 1: God won't give you to strift to handle. Prayer changes things, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening any show, Ladies and gentlemen might have the
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  Speaker 1: undivided attention. Please what we're about to do now, it's
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  Speaker 1: really uh should I put it to you? It's really
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  Speaker 1: quite simple, guys. Uh Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it is, unmistakable without a doubt. Now here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Need your undivided attention for the duration because you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to miss nothing because ain't no telling how this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna go, whoas's gonna go or what we're going
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  Speaker 1: now fault now that down? Huh talking about me like that?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley. Hey you all right, sir? Good morning? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just a little aggravated with what's wrong? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: I just aggravated with myself, you know, just tired to me.
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  Speaker 1: You ever get tired of me? Sometimes? Boys? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: uncust me smooth. I am ain't tell Yeah, I ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't worth for damn y'all. I'd have been a
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  Speaker 1: couple of stupid, blanketed blanks. Yeah, I really am right,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm good junior. Yeah, I had to cuss myself
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  Speaker 1: out a lot too, Yo, stupid behind jumped for what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Tim and Tom, I'm here big dog. I'm here man.
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  Speaker 1: I miss yesterday, but I'm here today. Shirley did so
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  Speaker 1: many short jokes yesterday. She was on it. Tommy, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't even gonna lie to you, man. I was embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: I was really, man. She asked me to embarrass her
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  Speaker 1: shame hum. And I was doing my best and she
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  Speaker 1: had so many damn short jokes. Shirley, let's let's talk
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  Speaker 1: of what he just said. That's true that I did
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  Speaker 1: ask him to embarrass me. I did, and he did it.
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  Speaker 1: So you asked him to do some short jokes? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what you No? No, no, no, no, she did
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  Speaker 1: the short jokes, Tommy, No, you know that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are the comedians on the show, and you
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  Speaker 1: was one yesterday. Sometimes you step in and try to
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  Speaker 1: take the title. Though, did that what you did yesterday? No?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you who was your best friend on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's you. But what did you? Best friends go
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  Speaker 1: with each other? Harder? So you did something she did
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  Speaker 1: she didn't want yesterday? Talking about this is Timmy climbing
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  Speaker 1: up in the chair. Yeah yeah, yeah, I said that's wrong. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, yeah, why are you laughing? How hard is
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  Speaker 1: she laughed, huh, while you love because to hear Junior
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  Speaker 1: do that, it's just funny. I mean the thought of it. No,
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  Speaker 1: Julia need to do that thing like that. Junior didn't
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  Speaker 1: do this, really, that's funny. Funny now, But the guys,
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  Speaker 1: we had a great show. Um yeah, we really did.
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  Speaker 1: Praise Lord. Okay, finish, Hallelujah. It's time to go to break.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, coming up at thirty two after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna ask Steve. It is that time, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: We got a couple of questions. Um oh that Steve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: from the Graham and such. We're gonna ask you right after.
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  Speaker 1: I want from me? I don't know. Hi. Cool, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to all right? Time to start this morning off.
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  Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. We're gonna do some asked Steve and Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We got a couple of questions from from our audience.
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  Speaker 1: And then your nephew wants to ask you a question. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: which one do you want? First? You want the audience,
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  Speaker 1: you want your nephew. Okay, okay, okay, big dog, I
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  Speaker 1: got it. I got a real I got a real question.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean, but this man Okay, so the
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  Speaker 1: big dog. Um, I bought some tickets to take my
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  Speaker 1: wife to see Anita Baker on Friday, this coming Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Got it? I mean I got some great tickets the
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  Speaker 1: coming coming to Houston, Texas, Anita Baker. You know she's
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  Speaker 1: doing her probably her last tour. So, um, I got tickets,
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  Speaker 1: great seats. I'm four fifth row beautiful. But um, the
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  Speaker 1: other night, the Rockets won and it's two two and
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  Speaker 1: Game six is in Houston Friday night, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to go. Huh, game six, no, game six? Game Game
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  Speaker 1: five is tonight. Games five is tonight. Game six is Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know, you know, we don't know who
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  Speaker 1: gonna win to night, but whether they win to lose,
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  Speaker 1: we're dealing with three two either way. But huh, game
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  Speaker 1: six is friend, This is not the point. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Game five is tonight. Games You want to know if
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  Speaker 1: you should go to the game on tickets that you
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  Speaker 1: bought her. I want to know how to heal. I
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  Speaker 1: want how to hell to tell her. I want to
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  Speaker 1: go to the game. Okay, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: Have you told her she was going to need a breaker?
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  Speaker 1: She know you got the ticket? Yeah? Oh oh your
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  Speaker 1: ass outfit. Oh oh, oh, you would need a breaker.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't fit to see game. See you don't think
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  Speaker 1: she'll take one of her girls and let tell me
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  Speaker 1: go to the game. But what she did little guess
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  Speaker 1: for her girlfriend. It's right. See don oh, so you
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  Speaker 1: can't mobile the rockets than me. Oh you stay gone
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Then you make a day with me
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  Speaker 1: and you break it so you can go watch some
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  Speaker 1: damn basketball. So you could see the dog go in
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  Speaker 1: the hole. You gotta be the only thing going in there. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: then you see what is it going? Go shoot with Jodan? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: answer to your question. We're here, we go all right,
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  Speaker 1: Dear Steve, I'm a thirty two year old man, and
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  Speaker 1: I have big goals and I want I would I
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  Speaker 1: would like UH to start sharing milestones with a special lady.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is, I've never been in a committed monogamous relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I've always gone six months to a year and then
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  Speaker 1: I at board. I'm not proud of this, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to stop being a player. Uh Is having a
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  Speaker 1: soul made a real thing? And how will I know
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  Speaker 1: when I've met the one? Well, first of all, man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta want to meet the run. The game is
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  Speaker 1: over when you tie the player. So now you got
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  Speaker 1: to come on and just be tied to play in
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  Speaker 1: the game. We all come to that point, man, we
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  Speaker 1: all go. You know what, Man, this right here, ain't
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't had enough for this. Hell, idn't had a
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  Speaker 1: full run. Now. A lot of just depends on your age,
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  Speaker 1: on whether you really are ready to go to the
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  Speaker 1: commitment or not. It's thirty two, yeah, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's about that time, you know, to start looking around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're getting that. You're getting to
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  Speaker 1: that almost too far stage. Thirty two ain't too far,
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  Speaker 1: but you know you need to If you're thinking about
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  Speaker 1: real then you need to. The one will will appear
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  Speaker 1: to you. How you know you got the one? It's
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  Speaker 1: when she ain't with you. You wonder where she had
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  Speaker 1: when you don't hear, you wonder what she's doing long
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  Speaker 1: when she called you, man, it lights up. You can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for her to call. You know, all your time
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  Speaker 1: off you want to spend with her. You know you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna reave good when she ain't round. Come on, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, the one, the one changes your perspective.
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  Speaker 1: The one makes you want to do better. When you
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  Speaker 1: find the one, you do everything in your power not
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  Speaker 1: to her or disappoint them. It ain't probably no getting bored, man,
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  Speaker 1: Pardon relationships gon gonna hit some plateaus every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta keep creating new one, okay, And he asked, um,
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  Speaker 1: is having a soul mate a real thing as well?
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  Speaker 1: To me? It is? All right? Let's I hear a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people talking about it. I know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people have found them. I found mine. I don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody want to get a old body s except for
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  Speaker 1: food man. And then hear you sitting over there looking
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  Speaker 1: crazy after while. All right, here's another question, Steve, It says,
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  Speaker 1: dear Steve. I'm in my late fifties and my ex
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  Speaker 1: husband is in his early sixties. We were married for
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  Speaker 1: ten years and divorced for thirteen. A few months ago
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  Speaker 1: we started communicating again and he asked me out in
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  Speaker 1: a day. We have started seeing each other again and
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  Speaker 1: things are getting serious. Should I bring up some of
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: the issues that caused us to divorce or should I
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  Speaker 1: just go with the flow and see how things progress? Well,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you want to make sure that those issues are gone
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  Speaker 1: so you're gonna bring them up, because you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be happy until you do. But it's how you bring
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  Speaker 1: it's how surely for show. It's how it's tone and timing.
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  Speaker 1: If you use in the wrong timing in his name,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: no nagging, Yeah, and then he gonna remember why y'all
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: broke up two because you won't. She wants to know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Should she just go with the flow and see how
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: things progress. You've got to talk about it, not bringing
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it up. He's saying, Hey, I was okay with it exactly,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and she sounds like she wants more. She sounds like it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You know, they both at this stage where they found out.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You know, they both could have just asked up. They
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: genuinely couldn't miss each other. That's very true. Coming up next,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: nep you, Tammy would run that prank back right here.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: He's right here right that's coming up right after this.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening Stry Morning Show. All right, guys, coming up
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, at twenty minutes after
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the hour, pretty eyes, AKA, I'm talking about you now, Nephew,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: your part is over. Michael Alee will be our special cast.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: He's going to tell us all about his brand new
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  Speaker 1: movie plus at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: No doctor is going to stop Cardie B. We'll tell
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you about that right now. The nephew is here to
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: run that break back what you got for his nap?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: The wedding styles, the weddings style like that? No, no Ah,
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  Speaker 1: it is wedding style. Oh I said it right? What
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  Speaker 1: hit playing here? Hello? I'm trying to reach Calmon please?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the HAF styles, the RNZO
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  Speaker 1: Oh great, great, Hey, we were waiting for you. Hold
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  Speaker 1: on a second home get her? Hello? Hi? Is this
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: is this calmon? Y? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: This is the HAF style that I'm supposed to be
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: there to do your hair for the wedding. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: you lost? Uh? No, I do have a just there's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: something that has come up and I kind of need
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to discuss some things with you. Are you kidding me?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you what? Wait? You know I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: married in four hours? Right? I do know, I do know.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, what time actually is the wedding?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Is it at five or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: What have you done to your hair? So far nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You have the hair. I'm waiting for you to put
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  Speaker 1: weave in my on my head right, um, oh god, dear, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're on your way. Right. This is a joke. No,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I'm fine, tell
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  Speaker 1: him to come here. I don't have a stolars today.
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  Speaker 1: You came highly recommend it, and I've already given you
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  Speaker 1: a deposit. You you should be on your way. I
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  Speaker 1: do understand that dollar. I don't mind giving you your
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  Speaker 1: deposit back. I'm no, that's no, that's not what I want.
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  Speaker 1: I need you here to do my hair. I have
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  Speaker 1: no one here to do my hair. I've already paid you.
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  Speaker 1: I understand this. Dear, Calm down, listen, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I want to do. Okay. I do have someone that
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I can send that it's going to do an outstanding
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  Speaker 1: job for you. Okay, But I'm not. I've gotten into
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a spat with Oliver, and I just what it's. It's
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a very Oliver. Oliver is my friend, and we've now
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious, serious
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  Speaker 1: blow up. This is the most important day of my
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  Speaker 1: life and you're not coming to do my hair. You're
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: not taking care of your business because you've gotten into
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna go
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you about this. God, I have
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: argued with him all night. I'm not going to go
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: for you to be here, I understand that, and I'm
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: going to send someone there. Any one of the most
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: unprofessional stylists I have ever met in my life. I
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen. I'm trying to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I'm not
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: trying to to to rein on your parade. And my
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: professionalism went out the window when you called to say
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that you couldn't make it because you were in an
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna do is
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you. Now, if somebody to
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: find Kim Fum, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: have you done to your handful thing? Okay? Has it's
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: been one yes? Okay, So it's just waiting. Is that
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yes, that's what's going on. Have you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: been Have you been under the dryer at all? No? Okay,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: so is it still? Damn? Why are you asking me questions?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: You're I'm trying to get some when I bring when
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I send someone in, I want to send them in there. Yes,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your hair? Has
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: your makeup been done yet? No? I'm waiting for you
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to do my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you asking me these questions? He plead on ones like Oliver.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver. I'm not Oh my god,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say this is crazy. I'm not going
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: to I'm thinking you now, let me take care of
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: the clime. I'm not going Hello, are you kidding me? Listen?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Is there anyway you could possibly push the wedding back
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  Speaker 1: to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: this is the first ti this is you are the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: most unprofessional thalist I've ever met in my life. And
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: trust me, Darling, I will put the word out about you. No, no, no,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I will make sure that you never ever do business again.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Now, what you're not gonna do? You
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: don't curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: do run in my day. I understand the no reason
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to be mad. I'm the one that should be upset.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and you don't talk to you any kind of way
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I want to you call ruining my day. Hold on
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a second. So you got this talking crazy to me,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: and I'm nothing to go with it. No, not what
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it sitting let's talk to me
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: craz No, you didn't call me a I'm not going
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to sit here and let you talk to me. No,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you know what I wish you were coming to this church.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I got your listen. I'm not gonna sit here and
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you. Now. I got someone
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I can send in there to get your head done.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Do you want it or do you not? Who are
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you sending? I am sending? Listen. I will be sending
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: my assistant and she does. She washed his head. She's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: been instructed what to do. Don't worry, she'll get it
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to you. Don't want me to let it share poor
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: girl start my hair for my wedding. Look do you
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: want Are you kidding me? I'm of a please. No,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you need to be talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Let me take the racial voice of voice at me.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I can do whatever the hell I want to. This
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: is you have ruined my wedding day. No, I am not.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now. I'm
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: going to send this shampoo girl to do my hair.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: We will have you read your runing starts at five o'clock.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. What you need to
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: be saying, is he on your day. I'm gonna Cynthia
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: with me. I won't want Synthia to do my hair.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair. I pay
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: you to do my hair. You have to bring Oliver
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: with you. You need to come on, Oliver. Do you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: want to go? Oh? Oh my god? Do you want
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to just go with me? Okay, I have one more
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: thing I need to say. You'll have to say to me.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: The only thing you need to be saying to me
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: is that you and Oliver are on your way. Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: about to ruin the most important day of my life.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I am not upon un your head. Yes, now why
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: are you on your head? Yes or no? Yes? And
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. But
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: what do you want to say? Listen, doc, don't don't
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: come for me. Boy, you got to spit it out.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: This is Matthew tought me from the Steve Rby Morning Show.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: That's why I can't sign on Tessa. And I'm kicking
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  Speaker 1: you did was not funny, not today. This is the
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: last thing I needed today. Do you remember what they
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: wanted me? They wanted me to get you yesterday. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: said no, We're waiting till the wedding day. Under so
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: much pressure. I got. I got one more thing I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, Yes, what is what is the baddest
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  Speaker 1: sometimes the baddest radio show in the lane? The Steve
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  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top of the
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Ladies get ready,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I said, ladies get ready. Michael Elie will be our
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: special guest. He's going to tell us all about his
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  Speaker 1: brand new movie. It's called The Intruder. It stars Megan
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Good and also starring Dennis Quaid as the bad guy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: So you know, sit type Michael Eally a special. I'm
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: gonna leave when he come home because I'm gonna league
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: because that's too much lights can for y'all at one time. Y'all,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it's too much sex and me and him to gelblet.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Why is he talking? Steve? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. They never left before. You ain't before.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, we're going sexy you got coming off. You
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  Speaker 1: have affected nobody, Michael Eally, nephew Tommy. Okay, you the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: math right now in today's entertainment news, listen to this. Well,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: no doctor is going to keep Cardi b from her fans. Okay.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Cardie hit the stage over the weekend. She was at
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Memphiss Beal Street Music. That's Steve where she told the
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: crowd she had a doctor's note, and she defied the
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: doctor's orders not to move around too much or she
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: would risk damaging her recent lightpo suction. And she says,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: as far as I can tell, this is the first
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: time she's spoken about getting life lightpo um. As far
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: as I can tell her, we can tell. Back in
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: July of last year, Carly explained how her views on
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: plastic surgery have evolved and that she's gotten a second
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: boob job to help her body bounce back from pregnancy. So, um,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: she looks great. She looks absolutely great. Her body looks great.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: But she was there for her fans. What do you think, Steve?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I don't see why she needed libo. I ever seen
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with her. Well, you know, I mean some
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: some women after having a baby, some women get a
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: tummy tuck, some women get you know, a boob lift
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: or a reduction or whatever the situation. Huh. Well she
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: she got LiPo, She said, she got LiPo and a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: second boob job to help her body bounce back from
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the pregnancy. And she LiPo is more more of the
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  Speaker 1: midsection and you're getting your stomach together. Yeah, LiPo, you
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: just you know, you're removing the fat, the fat self.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's what you do with LiPo. So it could be
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: like Steve said, anywhere, Yeah, thank you, Junior. See what
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: what saying like if you got it, Tommy, you'd get
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: some of that air about that, you know what? Man,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I almost see I'm you on the radio board. Yo.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: But Anna, I often to get fine and they all right.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: In other entertainment news, Kim Kardashian's efforts to free inmates
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: serving life sentences for drug convictions have been more successful
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: than most people even realize. Everyone remembers, of course, how
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: she got President Trump to pardon Alice Marie Johnson, but
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: there have actually been Steve sixteen other prisoners freed. Over
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the past three months, Kim and her legal team launched
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: their ninety Days of Freedom campaign, which used Trump's First
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Step Act to secure releases of prisoners serving excessive sentences,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: all right. Among those releases include Jamal Caraway, who served
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: eleven years of a life sentence for cocaine possession, Terrence Byrd,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: who spent twenty five years behind bars for a drug charge,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: and Eric Balcom, who spent sixteen years in jail for
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: drug possession. So so, I mean wonderful, don't you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's doing some great work. She really is.
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  Speaker 1: She has a legal team, she's studying to be an attorney,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: so you know, and what she's doing with this ninety
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Days of Freedom campaign releasing these prisoners, it's excellent. Oh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: father would be proud to her. Yeah, she would be
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: very proud, all right. Seeing time for to day's headline,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, miss a and trip Okay, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much, everybody. This is Andrew House. Democrats say that
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: they have through playing nice. The Chairman of the House
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Judiciary Comedy, Jerald Nenadler, says he's gonna take a vote
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: at ten am today on holding Attorney Downal William Barr
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: in contempt of Congress over his repeated refusals to hand
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  Speaker 1: over Robert Muller's full and unredacted meddling report Russian medady.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Unredacted means no black marks on a nothing blacked out.
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  Speaker 1: Nataler says that the Congress must see the full report
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  Speaker 1: and underlying evidence to determine how to best move forward
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: with overside with legislation and other constitutional responsibilities. Assistant Attorney General,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: though Stephen Boyd is fired off a letter. He says
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: that Democrats refuse to review a less redacted version of
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the report and that maybe they should read that one
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: first before moving ahead with contempt proceedings in the Senate. Meanwhile,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the reactions to all this very predictable. Republican Senate Leader
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell says enough already with the questions about the
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Mueller Report, while Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer says, basically
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: a smell a rat on this central question. The Special
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Counsel's finding is clear, case closed. Of course, he wants
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to move on, he wants to cover up, he wants
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to silence on one of the most serious issues we face.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens to vote again. Ten am this morning.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: There was another school shooting yesterday, this time in suburban Denver, Colorado.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: One person an eighteen year old student has died. Some
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: seven other students injured. Police took two suspects and custody.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: They still don't know really why the shooting occurred. George's
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: governor has signed a measure into law that bands most
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected. Now, doctors say
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: that's about six weeks before many women even know they're pregnant.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: A federal court has ruled at Alabama's prisons failed to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: protect inmates from suicide. Prison officials say that fifteen inmates
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: took their own lives over a fifteen month period. Least
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the authorities in jail say they took their own lives. Now,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the court has ordered the Alabama Department of Corrections to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: take some immediate action to prevent suicide in stay prisons.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: The ruling directs the state to better identify and monitor
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: at risk inmates. Finally, Jees, that's right. This year marks
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the first for Black American women. That's because the twenty
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: nineteen winners of all three national Beauty pageants are African
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: American at the same time. That's right. While there have
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: been black winners in all three contest, this is the
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  Speaker 1: first time that all current title holders are black. At
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the same time, Nicia Franklin is Miss America, Chesley christ
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: is Miss USA, and Kaylee Garris is Miss tin USA.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: They're all gorgeous. You go, girl. Now back to the
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Y'all asked promise our special guests today, all
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: star actor. No never huge sex symbol say that. You don't.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Don't gloss over that. I just don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: all that and known as a huge sex symbol for
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: that late you know, because he's just my dude though,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: so I don't really And yeah, this next line is
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  Speaker 1: his blue as us right now. I've seen him do
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: angle moments and that's they wasn't blue when he getting
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  Speaker 1: mad ice cold black. He's starting a new thriller that's
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  Speaker 1: in theaters and theaters now, y'all. It's called The Intruder.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: And over that number two at the box office just
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: past weekend. Nobody was gonna beat all the more animals
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Oh damn dollars and all that. Everybody got
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: no time either. Yeah, anyway, number two of the box office. Congratulations,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Please welcome back to the show. One of the Stars.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: My man, Michael Eally stuff he is. How you feeling, man,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I couldn't never been more happy to be
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: number two in my life. You ain't never live, man. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: this time is a good thing. Huh yeah, No, it's chill.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: It feels like, you know, just to be able to
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: beat like a kid's movie and like, you know, the
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: guy who didn't knocked up you know what I mean,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: could be able to be these people, you know, to
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: be the Oscar winner and stuff like, like to d
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: these people. I mean, look, we knew that Avengers was
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: gonna do money. Now I thought maybe seven. I did not.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I did not anticipate the kind of numbers it did.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: So now yeah like you were thinking like seventy million. Yeah, yeah, like, hey,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. Yeah, they doubled that. They
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: weren't even messing around. And I don't understand movie three
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: hours long. I don't understand no, man, and people people
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: have been in line. But but I'll tell you what,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Like you say, number two on these past then on
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: these weekends here, it's pretty good man. I had you
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: and uh making good on the show. Who plays your
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: wife in the movie. It's calling true to y'all. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: got to get out and see this when this is
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a good one. It's a young married couple and you
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: bought your first house from its former owner, Charlie, who's
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: played by Dennis Quaid. Yeah, it's good. Tell us a
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: little bit about the movie, because it ain't. It don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: go that good at this house. Noah, it's uh, you
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: know now, it don't go good at all. I can't
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: believe he said that, putting it mildly. All right, ladies,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: we'll have more with Michael Eally and we'll talk trending
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: sports news the NBA playoffs that's coming up at thirty
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: four after the hour, right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: let's wrap up with the very fine Michael Eally And uh,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: thank you so very much, and you're welcome. Special guests today,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: my man Michael Eally. He's starting in a new thriller
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: that's in theaters now, y'all. It's called The Intruder. It's
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: a young married couple and you bought your first house
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: from his former owner, Charlie, who's played by Dennis Quaid. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: it's good. The dude won't leave us alone. And you
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: learn later on. And he's got a connection to the
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: house that he don't like. You know, you don't just
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: you know, disclose when he sells it to it, so
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you know, he's kind of hiding that stuff from us.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: And he's also got intentions. You know, he's trying to
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you know, he's trying to come after my wife, which
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I just can't hand that. Yeah, so you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: know he no man would would hand No man wouldn't
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: handle that, you know what I mean. And it's making good.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: So we gotta really a lot of reason to a fight. Yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of reasons, a lot of me. There's also
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the three million dollars that we spent on that. Oh yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: hold three million dollars clean, Yeah, so you really need
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to try to stay there. Yeah, I ain't trying to
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: sell it right now. It's like, you know, but that
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: kind of money, you know, you would just expect the
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: owner and just kind of lead and leave your loan,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: let you do what you want. You want to knock
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: out a wall, you know, I got three million dollars
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: saying why I should be allowed to do that? So
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: you know, and he, you know, he just he just won't.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: He just won't leave, and it becomes much more sinister
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: and dark, and next thing, you know, we we you know,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: we're in a real battle for our lives with this
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: cat man. Hey man, So, how crazy is Dennis Quaid
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: in this movie? Honestly? I mean it's so bad that,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: like when I watched it the first time, I was
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: mad at me, Like I was mad at my character
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: for not stopping him sooner. Like I was like, like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: it's like I was forgot it was me, and like, yeah,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I was mad at Scott like I was like, get up, yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: just get Like I was really yelling at my own
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: character that to get underneath my skin, and I think
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the audience skin in this movie. Yeah. So you just
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: had a black moment watching your day movie. Yeah, you
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: in the tity, get your ass up? Yeah yeah, okay,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: that's that's never happened to me. That man I had,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I had him and making good on my talk show.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: So I've heard about this movie. Man, it just sounds
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: like a winner. Man, it's in theaters right now, y'all
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: go out and see the movie. Everybody that got over
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: there billion dollars buds of the injurers and all like that,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and this this is a real life movie. This is
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: something that can happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this ain't nobody
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: flying and all this. Yeah, I mean, ain't Cup in
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the movie. You know what I mean? Boy, I was
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: just looking at that on Game of Thrones. Yeah right, hey, y'all,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: it's in theaters now, and it's to call the Intruder
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: and starting Michael Eally making good and Dennis Quaid. Man,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: it's in theaters now and Michael Eily's out. Boy. Make
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: sure y'all get out to the movies this weekend and
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: check it out. Michael Eally. We love you, man, hey man,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: thank you man. I love you guys. Man. Alright, alright,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I'll take care, alright, all right, listen, we're gonna switch
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: gears here, nephew, We're gonna go from movies to sports.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: You guys, take it away. Come on, Junior and tell
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: me let's talk some NBA playoffs. Here. What you got, Junior,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: we gotta talk about number Houston. Go ahead, Junior, oh man,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: come on, don't two? Two? Who too? Two two? Oakland?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: The Golden State Warriors and the Houston Rockets are tied
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: at two two and going gaily five is tonight in
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Golden state, I say rockets by fifty, Well they better
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: win this one by fifty points. Thank you. I'm putting
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: that much faith. What time we needed to win by
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: fifty because they don't miss at home. If you know anything,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I know they don't miss at home. You know what,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: here's what we need. We need to be up fifty
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: end of fourth quarter. That's where we need. Man, if
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: we had bore, we we okay them life skin boards
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: can shoot. Yeah, okay, we pretty much like in game
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: and throw turn we night walks. That's who we ease.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Up next, it is a nephew and
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: it's prank phone call coming up right after this, Timmy
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: got a prank phone call coming up. You're listening to
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. My
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend is a huge problem. But right now, then,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: if you in the building with today's prank phone call,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: what you got new? Well, surely you know everybody likes
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: to get a good pizza delivered every night. Everybody. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You want to get that
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: good pizza? Man, that. We call it the wagon wheel
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you to get whoa did you hear him? Ws? Did
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: you hear that? I did hear it? Actually I did?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Did what I did? Tell them what you said? Quagon talk?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I said it, though, did you hear me? I did
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: hear it? I did? Anyway, anyway, you want to get
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: a good piece of So this right here is the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: pizza delivery? All right? But check this out? What I'm
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: calling from prison? And I want a pizza. This stupid
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: never ends. It just keeps going and calling people in prison.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Ought to be able to get a pizza too, Okay,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: prison pizza? Right? A cat? You know pizza? May I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: help you? You? Oh for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: So about this, sir? Can I take your orders? Y'all?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Need to order ten pizzas? You want ten pizzas? And
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: what kind of crust was that going to be? I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: need six? You poke up on me? Please? I need
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas. Six cheese pizzas on bean cruss? What
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: kind of quest was that? Again? Fan? Fan? Fan? Then six?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: He's been crush pizzas? And do you want any other topics? One?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: That's her? No, I need to meet lovers? What was
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that again? Can you can you stick up a little bit?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I was really having a hard time hearing you. I
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? Is that? Yes?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: To meet lover meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh that's big,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: big cross. You said you want a thin quest on
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: that thick So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Can you speak up for me? Two meat levels with
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: thick crust, food crust okay, okay, all right? And then
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the last is two vengis on thin crusted, two hs veggis, veggieves,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: veggie's two veggie two veggies on the three crust do
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: y'all delivered to um do y'all delivered to uh gated
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: gated community? Can you work for a second? Form me?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Three first? Okay? Sorry about that? Her? Okay? Can I
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: get your phone numbers? Three four two there are six
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: eight nine? Okay? I heard three four two days six
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Can I get an area code or no? My number
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: three four two days, six eight nine? Okay? Um, I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven bigits and the area
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: code so then we can put it in a computer
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to try to find your location. I told you my number.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: My number is three four, two dads, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: let me get our manager on the phone. Me. Um,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it, sir.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: doing great? All right. I ordered ten pizzas, six cheese pieces,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: two meat lovers, and two badges. I'm trying to see
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: all the time. Let me just get a number for
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you in an address, right, my number three four, two days,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: six eight nine. Sir, that's only six digits. We need
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: seven digits. Well, actually, your eric cold plush your seven digits? Okay,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. If you just leave it with
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: the guard, he'll make sure I get it. No, So,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're understand. I need to have a
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: phone number where I can call you. We can go
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: in and out of the gate. That's not a problem.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: When I get you can't go in and I did gate. Listen,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you can't go in and I did gate. Sir, I'm sorry,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Can you speak up someone? Okay,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: drop it off with the guard. So I understand what
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterated.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: He's gonna, he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: are you located? I'm in a goola and gola and
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: where's where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where I'm
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in Angola and Gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. So we
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: pizzas from one six sixties pizzas, two met loaders and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: two big Look. I can't be on this phone too
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: much longer. Listen, sir, I know what you're saying, but
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: we're not delivering to a gola. Do you know where
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: we're located? You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: you gotta guard somebody in Golda, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to get these ten pizza. Look, I'm late. I'm not
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: going to go back and forth with you exactly, and
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: peniciary can't on a pizza, no, sir, they cannot. But
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to get pizza to Angola? I don't give it. Let
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: me tell, okay, who the manager there? I am the manager.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: You're speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what my name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Just you to manage
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm when I get out in three years, I'm coming
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: down there and I'm gonna you up. So you think
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet up in three years.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I won't be here. But matter of fact, I just
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: might stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring any
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: pizza to this penitentiary and get it to the guard
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: before he get off work, then but it's gonna out
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: here now in ordered these ten pitchers and everybody on
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the cell block is waiting on them, sir, I don't
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care about you and your folk on your
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: cell blocks. You are in the penitentiary and I don't
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, and I have a job
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. Y'all
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: discriminat nobuy where y'all brain pictures more. We don't discriminate,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: but we ain't located in that goal. Unless you're gonna
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: give me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the number three fold two dads six eight nine. If
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my thing got out
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your three foot two dads six
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: eight nine. I don't give it about three, pot two, six, eight,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: grass if you come up here in three years and
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: just where, don't drop the soul? Who who you think
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? That's where I said, who you think
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: you talking to? Off my phone? I got I got
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you before I get on
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: three years the lands words I'm say. You're listening. I'm listening.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Say what you gotta say? Nephew, Tommy from the Steve
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show, your girlfrid got me to pray for
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: call you. Oh my goodness, you dropping me. You gotta
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: be freaky man, Oh my god, Oh god, this is
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: netthew Tommy. Was that a bit much? Y'all? God? I
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: can't take it. People in prison out the bed to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: get a pizza every nine then you know, I know, god,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: pizza nine then man, It's all good. All right, text
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: count Let's get down the business and Nephew is on
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the way. Tickets are moving very very very very good.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Miracles closet. You can get some tickets. GQ fashion you
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: can't get tickets, all right, thinking Ahew can got elations
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: up next. It is my Strawberry letter for today, subject
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. We'll get into
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, right now it is time for today's
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on your relationship,
• 53:18
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  Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter, Right Steve, did I leave
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: anything out? Need to leave nothing, holl and anybody that's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: not clear too. We don't need Joe letter cause you slow. Alright,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: go here show, all right, buckle up, hold on tie
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. All right, this is a long one. The
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I have a big problem. Two years ago, I relocated
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: for work. Before I moved, I had a special lady
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that I enjoyed spending time with. She was a big,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: fine woman, thick in all of the right places. It
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: had been a year since I had seen her, and
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I was missing her good loving So I called her
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and told her I was sending her a bus ticket
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: brother ain't rich. What the weekend. Finally, came and I
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: was so excited to see her. But oh my goodness,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: when this woman got off the bus, I swear I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: barely recognized her. She had almost doubled in size in
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: the patch year. Don't get me wrong, I like big girls,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: but she should have told me that she gained a
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: lot of weight. I didn't say anything, and I tried
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: not to look shocked. As soon as we got in
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the car, she pulled out a bag of snacks and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: offered me a brownie. I always loved her cooking, so
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I d a brownie. When we got to my apartment,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I ate another brownie. Then I realized something wasn't quite right. Oh,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I was high as heck. She admitted that the brownies
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: had weed in them, like it was no big deal.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch trying to get myself
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: together when all of a sudden, she climbed on me
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and said she was going to give me exactly what
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I'd been missing. All I could do was lie there,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: pinned to the couch. She took advantage of me for
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: what seemed like hours. I wanted to yell out for
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: her to stop, but nothing came out because I was
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: too high. I ended up passing out on the couch.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: The next day. I told her that I felt violated.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: She said she could tell that I had had a
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: problem with her weight, so she took matters into her
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: own hands. I couldn't wait to get this big, wild
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: woman out of my house. Now she keeps calling and
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: texting me and I don't want anything to do with her.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: How can I get rid of her without hurting her feelings?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: This is a huge problem. Well, be careful what you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: ask for. Humhu. You know what though, I'm really sorry,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. It's a long letter. I'm really sorry
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: that you know you feel violated. I really am. And
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it's not talked about a lot, but men do get violated,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and in this case, you were violated. If you felt
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: that way, um, you know, if this, if this situation
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: were reversed, we probably have a completely different answer for you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: But I will tell you this. She is out of
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: your house. She's out of town, so you don't have
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that to worry about. As far as the phone is concerned.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: You don't have to answer her calls, I mean, or
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you can just simply tell her it's not going to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: work out. You didn't appreciate what she did and all
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: of that. But maybe as a man, you don't feel
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like you should tell her all of that. Um, but
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I think you should. I think you should be honest
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: with this woman and let her know that what she
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: did is wrong and how you felt about the situation.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And uh, please do not send her another bus ticket,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: all right, that's in your best interest, Steve. Well, it's
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: so much to this letter. Should I just break it
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: down line by line? Come on, because I get so
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: many angles in this letter. It is Shirley, my ex
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I have
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a big problem right there. You damn show due and
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: it's about to step down off a bus. So the
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: whole time, two years ago, I was okay for a booth.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I had a special lady I enjoyed spending time with.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: She's a big fan, war thicking all the right place.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It's been a year since I've seen her, and I
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: was missing her, good loving So I called her and
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: told her that I was sending her a bus ticket
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: brother ain't rich. Two things here, when you busting them in,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: when you busting on the end, we are already dealing
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: with low budget loving man. You busting them in. They
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: bust kids to slip, they bust freedom riding, busting boycotty.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: You don't do that in modern David, but you somehow
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: manage to bring that all the way up. We stopped
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: busting back a long time ago. You still doing it now.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Because this is low budget loving. You must deal with
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: another old saying you get what you pay for. All right. See,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: First of all, what woman you know willing to get
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: up on the bus. I don't know, sove West come
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: on now, yeah, spirit, one seat, come on train. Something
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: we can't finally came. I was excited to see it.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: But oh my goodness, when this woman got off the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: bus right there? You keep here that sign. When this
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: woman got off the bus, Now what you expect you've
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: seen bus riders? Last time you've seen finance bus rider?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Stupid and about with Look, I ain't talking about every
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: day like you know, commuting on the training nothing. It's
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: fine women all day on trains. And but I'm talking
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: about the Carter bus from staining cross state line. When
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: the last time you've seen a fine as bus rider
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: cross state lines? I challenge you. This woman got off
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the bus. I swear I barely recognized she had almost
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: doubled in size from the past year because she missed you.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: So she been eating. You're like big women. Don't get
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: me wrong. I like big girls. Okay, well we're gonna
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: get to like it. But she should have told me
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that she had gained a lot of weight. You didn't ask.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Why would that come? Your cheap ass just sent the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: bus to you. Didn't ask because she didn't have to volunteer.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Oh you want to see me here? I come. I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: You can't take that look off your face when a
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: big ass person getting down off a bus, come the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: whole side and the bus go down. When she stepped
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: on that last step and you saw that bust look
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: like it was coming to her, it's hard not to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: look shock when somebody finding turnover a damn last team.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: All right, hang on two of Steve's response subject my
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend is huge problem. Right after this. You're listening,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on with part two of your
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: response to today's Strawberry letter. My ex girlfriend is a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: huge problem real summer. This man used to data woman
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: a year ago missed to love and he liked fine,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: thick women. He sent for a bus ticket. She got
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: on the bus, and when she got off the bus,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: all hell. He couldn't believe it. She had doubled inside.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: So that's what okay, But I want to bring to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: your attention again. Show me the last fine person you've
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: seen on a bus crossing state line. That's my challenge
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: to people that ride the bus. Looked like they ride
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: the bus de terminal. In the terminal, you know they
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: in him. Yeah, it's a different crew. They don't have luggage.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: They have clothes, laundry baskets with closed stuff in them
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and tape. Wow, that's how they travel all they're closed
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: in grocery bags and hafties, zip locks and hefty number one. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: all right, now, she had gained a lot of weight.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't say anything, and I tried not to look shocked.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: It's hard not to because you say little stuff to yourself,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: like Jesus, good Lord, what the hell she's gonna tell
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: me do? I ain't got no extension for the seat man.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: It's half off to kill herself. My slam only pray, Well,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: she don't need a bag. Yeah, this is a little stuff,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: he's said. As soon as we got in the car,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: she pulled out a bag of snaps and offered me
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: a brownie. I always loved to cook it, so I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: ain't a brownie when we got to my problem, I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: ain't another brownie. Then I realized someone wasn't quite right.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I was highs hell damn and she knew it too.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: She gave you the brownie to get you off your game.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah she didn't. Brownies got you looped. Now. After she
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: did that, she admitted that her brownies had weed in him,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: but like it was no big deal. I was sitting
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: on the couch trying to get myself together, when all
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, she climbed on me and said she
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: was gonna give me exactly what I had been missing.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: This about your buster, hear phone, I am a fit
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: to bring it now, big ear, fitting the brain out.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: IRMA got something for you, Gonna get it to you.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: That what you want to do, what your buss did?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: It is. All I could do was lie there, pin
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: to the couch, Your damn right, your pin. She doubled
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: the side. She whipping your ass actually, actually, what's happened
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: to you? In the middle of the ass one You
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: don't even know it. She can't pinned you. You're the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: rest of the match. You'd have been out. She took
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: advantage of me for what seemed like hours. Anytime you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: want to you don't want to do something. It seemed
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: way long. You probably in about eight minutes, felt like
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: any high big armor just getting it to you know,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: what the hell going on? I wanted to yell out
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: for her to stop, but she couldn't. You know why,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: because she had your pin. She cut your win off.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Big people know how to work they weight. She got
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: just wing on. You tried to yell out, but every
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: time you take a deep breath, it came in your
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: chest mot so now you can't even take a deep
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: back then not that's pressed up. So you tried to
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: yell out, but her big ass had your pin. Nothing
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: came out because I was too hot. I ended up
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: passing out on the couch. You got choked out. It's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: what happened, people, boy, you got pass stop because you
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: got put out. Next day I told I felt violated.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: She said that she could tell that I had a
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: problem with her weight. You know when she could tell
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: when she get down off that bust because you try
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: not to look shocked, but your ass was you know
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: when you first see your woman? Who lord ain't ain't
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: ain't a good steak? Whoa lord not? Woa woe mean? Stop?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Now she keeps calling and texting me and I don't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: want anything to do with her. Why can I get
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: rid of her without hurting her feeling? This is a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: huge problem. You damn right, it's a huge problem. But
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: here's the first thing you do. I don't want to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: have anything to do with her. How can I get
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: rid of her without hurting her feeling? You can block
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: her number or you can just get a whole new
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: fuck that you got to get drafted because big people
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: don't give up each I tell you right now, people
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: wear your ass down. So now what you want to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: do is you want to block her and you want
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: to get a new number. Only problem you can do it.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, you got to stop buying bus ticket.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Don't buy another damn bus ticket. Busting her in as
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: the first beginning of all your problems. People was getting
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: off the bus before her. Didn't it clue you in?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Bam you looking at it people. He come so when
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: she got off the bus. But you thought she was
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: just gonna be this rere light jumping down off the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: same ray of light. Yeah, you thought something angel were
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: gonna come out this bust. No hear her big ass
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: come dve. She would double the side. See, Shelley, you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: a fine sister. You can't double though, anybody fing to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: do you in double Carling. You can't double Monica, you
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: can't double. You can't double. We did with we We
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: we work with you where you're at. Everybody got it
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: going on. But what you can't do with double up.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I can't all of a sudden be three hundred pounds
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: expect to keep my ass on TV. Ain't that much
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: damn camera sitting up in here swollen. Now I'm looking
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: like Keenan. Look at you. See what I'm saying. I
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: can't all that weight. I'm fat, fat ass board three
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Now I'm doing Keenan on Saturday Night Live
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: on my damn ship. That's what I'm saying. Yes, he
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: is not told him that? All right? Well is that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: your okay? That's your response to today's Strawberry letter by
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: No More damn Busted. Yeah, yes, and call it and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Monica next time we travel. Just know that y'all answer
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: be coming in on the bus. All right, Steve, we
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Email us or Instagram. That's
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my Girl's all right?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, here we go, Steve.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Check this out. Doctors in Thailand are offering instant six
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: pack abs surgery. Okay, well, let's go. This is in Thailand.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: You've been to how much? Is it? All right? Listen?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: They're offering instant six pack ab surgery for guys who
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: want to look like ripped but who also don't want
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: to do all the hard work. Uh well, let me
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: ask you. Oh you do this though, uh huh. When
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: they put the six pack abs on it, it's still
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be shaped like your stomach. It's gonna be shaped
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: like you have a flat still listen. Okay, it's gonna
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: be shaped like ladies muscles on top of your round
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: ass stomach. That ain't gonna be a good lookle No,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: they're gonna, okay, listen, they're gonna draw some abs in.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: They're gonna draw the ABS on your stomach. Okay, and
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: this is going they're going, this is going on at
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: mass your piece hospital, then master peak at a hospital,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: master piece, master piece, straight, masterpiece, you know, Masterpiece hospital
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: in Bangkok, Steve, They're going to draw the ABS on
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: your stomach. Then by removing some of the fat on
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: your stomach, it creates the image of rippled ab muscles.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: All right, so guys are paying about you asked how
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: much it costs to me about thirty eight hundred dollars
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: to get it done. So my question is would you do?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my trainer a thousand them. Yeah, let's go knock.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, flying over here for ten and you've been
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: to Thailand. You have two juniorself looking went to Bangkok? Right, yeah,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: we want a couple of times, right, yeah, that's what
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I hangover. You know they was, but I don't know
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: any know where over there getting nothing done. But they
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: not only get abs men. These are the most popular
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: plastic surgery procedures for men. All right lyposuction didn't know
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: this one? Male breast reduction, ield surgery, nose surgery, facelifts,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: and ear surgery. What about male breast reduction? That's interesting.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Would they need six pa I don't think the six
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: pack is what we intermitted six peg. We won't grow
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: it on carving on. But give me some calves too.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'd like to get some boy, if I had calves,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I'd be a just one. No, I got it that,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I ain't got the I need that too. I gotta
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: get knife that. And then, guys, it seems like button
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: plants and butt injections are more than a trend. Now
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people I don't want you
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: don't need none. Cut you're he got an run all
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: up his back. That's what they're gonna have to light
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: pop it's back. I'm not listening to so, so I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: kind of asked you this. Now, that's what the guys get.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: But do you guys prefer Does it matter to you
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: on a woman's body, if it's plastic surgery or if
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: it's natural, Because a lot of people have you fooled
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: into thinking that they only prefer natural. What do you
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: guys think? Yeah, I don't care what it is. Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I'm good with that, A nice rounded behind. It's beautiful
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: as long as you went to the right doctor. I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: just don't want it to fall down your leg and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: then it ain't right, you know. And I've seen that
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: with this plastic surgery stuff. It's sure to you and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't looked at that before. We've falled down the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: back of their leg and they answer trouble you know
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, surely. If I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: see you on Monday and I don't say nothing, then
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: you get light polding. I see you on Tuesday, I'm
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: gonna say something. Yeah, my bad, I missed. I'm sorry
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: the hell was I thinking yesterday? I'm gonna bring it up. Yeah,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: but button butt injections really really untrend now for women.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: That's the deal with that. Wait said again, see gott
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: to be very very careful with that. But to make
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: sure that you get with the reputable doctor ry or
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: what not too much. These buddn't playing parties and stuff.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: They'd be throwing the girls. Ye man, they're suffering for that.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah y. Michelle came on the show did a whole
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: story about Oh that's right, because she got hers removed. Right,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: she had the money to get him removed. So many
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: girls in her DM help please help me. I need
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: the money. I'm getting sicker and sicker, and it's people
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: are getting very very sick. They can't get this stuff removed.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so anyway, definitely do your research. You can
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: take her ass back out to you badger. You have
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: to get it surgically removed, Tommy, Yeah, I mean it's
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: really serious. Steve's right, it's really serious. Wow. You know
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of women are in pain
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: that you know when they do these like you say,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: butt injection parties or they go to these you know,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: bootleg doctors and all of this stuff. No, go to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: a reputable doctor. Do your research because he's leaking inside
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: your body. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so why will
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: your body that becomes toxic to your natural body and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: your body could reject it, you know. So it's it's
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: very very serious. It's very serious. I mean we're looking
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: around a lot but light section. Anytime you have to
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: go under and all of that stuff. This is, you know,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: any kind of medical procedure is fellows, we're not gonna
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: get these ass then we're gonna pay us on these as. No,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: they're taking fat out so they would show time we
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: can get that. I'm scared. We ain't going over that.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know what hospital in Bank like I'm saying,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: he gonna fly over. Were just going to house hospital. Well,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring the man over here, but that's not
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. You're gonna fly the man over men
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: and time. You're going to see the side. Now. Something
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: in my house said, y'all ain't got no more lights
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: in here, not for surgery. Yes, yeah, you don't want
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: to brush my teeth? One all right? Coming up at
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Summer job Alert. Jobs with
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the biggest pay spike, Steve, we'll talk about it right
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. The
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: season of the side hustle is coming, Steve. You know this.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Over the summer, many people take on part time jobs
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: for extra money. A newly released job market report list
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: of following jobs with the biggest wage increases. This was
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: taken in twenty eighteen. Last year, they were bartenders, cashiers,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: truck drivers, and security officers. And I got to ask
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: the guys, what was the best summer job you ever had?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: And what job would you not do again, no matter
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: how much it paid? Steve, what job would I not
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: do again, no matter how much you paid? That found
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: you at for motor company. Oh you you wouldn't do that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: But the worst that you know, the found you. I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: didn't like it. Oh similar line at four and ask
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: some cool people I work with, and wasn't bad. Going
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: to work wasn't what I was meant to do. But uh, though,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Electric is the worst job I've ever had. I hated.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: What did you do there? I wrap coil wire? It's
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: really it's tough. You know what dies are. Dives are
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: these small round things that you pull wire through, and
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: every diet gets smaller. So the wire goes through and
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: compresses and shaves down. It gets thinner and thinner. So
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: let's say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: and what you're trying to get it down to is
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: a cord wire that goes inside of inside of speaker
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: wire and it is so you put it through the
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  Speaker 1: die and it goes through this machine at a high speed,
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  Speaker 1: and every diet goes through, every six eight feet gets
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  Speaker 1: smaller and smaller, and it wraps up into a big coil.
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  Speaker 1: And then you got to box it up and put
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  Speaker 1: it on the palette. Now to break even you had
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  Speaker 1: to make two hundred and thirty eight boxes a day. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it'd be some days I finished. I got eighty short.
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  Speaker 1: You real short, ugly, I mean, you know, but now
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get it guarantee. Uh huh. But to get
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  Speaker 1: the bonus you had to make extra and at the
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: end of the year, guys was getting fifty thousand dollar bonus.
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  Speaker 1: How what you get I ain't never get. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: didn't even get a bonus period? Well, what about it?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, how can they do it? Why? Why was
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  Speaker 1: you so slow with yours? You just I hate it, man,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't like doing them chanical work to keep the
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  Speaker 1: line running because you had to change the dies all
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  Speaker 1: the time, because the inspect to come by and tell
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  Speaker 1: you that your wire has a score in it, which
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: means a little scratch. That means one of the dies
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  Speaker 1: is wore out and you don't catch it. Then didn't
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  Speaker 1: the inspect to come by and X out all your
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  Speaker 1: boxes in the box with the scores and it got
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: to go, So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went to inspected.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Come here. I hate it. You're depressed telling us about
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  Speaker 1: it at that? What how old were you then? Oh,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: twenty three. M So that was one of your first
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: like full time jobs right after did you quit? Did
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: you quit or they fired? Ye? I made that store.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: What you say, what is happening? You're not doing any business?
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  Speaker 1: Loan king the small business long open up, the carbon
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  Speaker 1: cleaning come down. I didn't have no loan. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to walk out with dignity. Look, hall, man, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna miss you. Man. You're a good dude. Man, you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: were funny. Man. You kep us live in here. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have been whooping your behind. Please so sad. I
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: was dying. Man, I want midnight shift from midnight to
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: eight in the morning. I would be so sweet coming
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: home I drive by my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I would be. I would I miss my exit at
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: least five times. Okay, so let's switch it and ask
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: you what was the best summer job you had, because
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: that depressed us all. Just I got a job at
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: the swimming pool as a lifeguard and can't squim. That's
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: the best job in college. I got a job at
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: the stumping pool of watching girls has a lifeguarding just
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: hoping nobody get in. Did anybody ever get in? In
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: a drastic situation. No, thank god you got lucky man.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I had all the life rafts and stuff over there.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I had so much stuff in the pool. I was
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: in the pool. One dude got in trouble and I
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: threw so much stuff in the pool he could walk out.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: He threw a staring phone cool out there. I had
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: so much pool furniture that he can walk out. So
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: they didn't test you anything to see if you could swim.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: They just hired you on the spot. That's crazy. Well,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: what it happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: of course it was a white guy to school named
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work, so I
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: went and about it. He said, are you Stee Jarvey?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I went yeah, just with no problem. He said, well
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: here you go handing me that little red thing. Said
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: where's your shorts? Okay? So I told him I have
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  Speaker 1: them tomorrow. I just bought my pants that roll them
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: up and set up on this chair. The lifeguard told him,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: my name is Steve Harvey. I got paid man about
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: six weeks. What so Steve Darby never came back the
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: white guy. I have no idea what happened to this?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: He ain't show. Wow, Steve Harvey went on in there
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: at the lifeguard. Anybody had a drown in their pool,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: they'd have been dead. But god, I can't say nobody. Man,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: it wasn't about to jump in that deep and trouble
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  Speaker 1: in this five foot And we noticed just when when
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't Marge, you tried to get in the water
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii. You remember that he almost had a bad
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yes he did, Yes, he did. And you did you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: ever learn to swim? Steve? Ye a little bit? You know.
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  Speaker 1: I have get back, Oh, get back. Whatever I fell off,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: I got get out. He got get out. That swim
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  Speaker 1: crossed down. That ain't gonna. I'm so glad you found
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: your purpose. I'm so glad you found your purpose. I
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: really that's funny. Wow. I know had a lifeguard, but
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: getting paid Skinny hass had some nice shot coming up.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna touch
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit of sand and soul when we come
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: back too far, sir, you're listening to show, all right, guys.
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  Speaker 1: a moment. Everything. I don't care where you go, how
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• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. That's talent includes genuine uh huh. Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Hamilton talk about the comedy show Junior. We got all NaNs.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you throw up, Jay Tony damn Fool
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  Speaker 1: Roberts and Julia all doing the tears of Joe at
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: comedy show that weekend in Well. Uh had asked Pootie
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Connie's crazy. All right, Steve, you're gonna be there with
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: your showtime at the Apollo and your Vault Masterclass. Yeah,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: I'm doing that master class. I'm gonna give you that
• 1:24:39
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• 1:24:42
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• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: encourage people, got encourage you, that's right. Yeah. Also, the
• 1:24:50
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• 1:24:57
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• 1:25:00
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• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: come on out, people, I mean, what do you have
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  Speaker 1: to lose? I mean, you're gonna have fun. You can
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: not touch anything. Tournament yes, the golf tournament man, the gambling,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: The gambling gonna be good. The food Me and Lisa
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  Speaker 1: you'd be proud of me, ben. Oh, okay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know it was you. I ain't know it's Oh, it's serious, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: think about it. Think about that works in mysterious. I
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  Speaker 1: gonna do some asked Steve and Steve, we got a
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: couple of questions from from our audience. And then your
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: nephew wants to ask you a question. Okay, which one
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: do you want? First? You want the audience, you want
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: your nephews now listening to Okay, okay, okay, I got it.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: I got a real I got a real question. I
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: bought some tickets to take my wife to see Anita
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Baker on Friday. Got it? I mean, I got some
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: great tickets the coming coming to Houston, Texas, Anita Baker.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: You know she's doing her probably her last tour. So
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: I got tickets, great seats. I'm four fifth row beautiful.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: But um, the other night, the Rockets won and it's
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: two two, and Game six is in Houston, game Friday night.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Game six now game six, Game game five is tonight.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Games five is tonight. Game six is Saturday. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you know, we don't know who gonna win
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: to night, but whether they win to lose, we're dealing
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: with three two either way. Huh. Game six is Friday, Yeah,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Game five is tonight. Games. You want to know if
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: you should go to the game on these tickets that
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: you bought it. I want to know how to heal.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: I want how to hell to tell her I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to the game. Okay, let me ask you something.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Have you told her she was going to need a baker?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: She know you got the tickets? Ye oh oh you
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: ask oh oh oh, you would need a breaker you
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  Speaker 1: ain't fit to see gay. See you don't think she'll
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: take one of her girls and let Tommy go to
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: the game. What she didn't have no dress for her girlfriend? Right? See? Dog?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Oh so you can mobilet the rockets than me. Oh,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: you stay gone all the time. Then you make a
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: day with me and you break it so you can
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: go watch some damn basketball so you can see the
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: dog go in the hole. You gotta be the only
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: thing going in there. Okay, okay, okay, you see what
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  Speaker 1: is go shoot with Jordan? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: didn't answer to your question. We're all right here we go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Dear Steve, I'm a thirty two year old man,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: and I have big goals and I want I would
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: I would like UH to start sharing milestones with the
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  Speaker 1: special Lady. The problem is, I've never been in a
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: committed monogamous relationship. I've always gone six months to a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: year and then I get bored. I'm not proud of this,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: and I want to stop being a player. Uh Is
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: having a soul made a real thing? And how will
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: I know when I've met the one? Well, first of all, man,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: you gotta want to meet the one. The game is
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: over when you tied to play in it, So now
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: you got to come on and just be tired to
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: play in the game. We all come to that point, man,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: we all go you know what, man, this right here,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't had enough for this here, I'd had a
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: will run. Now, A lot of this depends on your age,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: on whether you really are ready to go to the
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: commitment or not. It's thirty two, yeah, but I mean
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: it's about that time, you know, to start looking around. Yeah,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're getting that. You're getting to
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: that almost too far stage. Thirty two ain't too far,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: but you know, if you're thinking about real nn you
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: need to the one will will appear to you. How
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: you know you got the one? It's when she ain't
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: with you, you wonder where she had. When you don't
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: hear from her, you wonder what she's doing. All right,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up next, it is Steve with
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: today's closing remarks. Right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day. Time to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: get out of here and you gotta go to work,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: so leave us with some closing remarks. Okay, uh, my
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: remarks today I'm pretty sure I've done this before it's
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: really been helpful to me, but today it kind of
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  Speaker 1: really hit home, man, because it caused me to sit
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: down and jot a bunch of stuff down. And I
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: want to just share with you what I did this morning,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: because you know, I was reading and it was reminding
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  Speaker 1: me that and as I've talked to you about this
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: before about gratitude, how important a principle of success, that
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: gratitude actually is. Gratitude is a major principle of success
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  Speaker 1: because the more you're grateful for, the more He will
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  Speaker 1: give you to be grateful for. So in my reading
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  Speaker 1: this morning, I gotta remember it best I can, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share it with you. He God wants us
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  Speaker 1: to thank him for all of his blessings all along
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  Speaker 1: the way. I mean, even when you're going through stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He wants you to show your gratitude. As I said,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: gratitude is one of the major principles of success. God
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  Speaker 1: wants to hear you be grateful for the things He's
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: done in your life. He wants you to thank him
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  Speaker 1: for the things He's done to you all along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Because as I remember what I was reading this morning,
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  Speaker 1: when you do that, it brings joy to both you
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: and him. I mean, it brings joy to you and
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: to God. But man, do you know how helpful it
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: is when you're thankful all along the way? And you
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  Speaker 1: know why, man, because when you show gratitude, when you're grateful,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: it protects you from negative thinking. Did you hear what
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: I said? Listen to me, everybody. When you show gratitude
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: on a regular basis, especially at the start of the
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  Speaker 1: day and throughout the day, even when stuff is going wrong,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: the more you can show gratitude when you're grateful, a
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: grateful heart protects you from negative thinking and being thankful
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: it enables you to see the abundance that you've been
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: showered from God. So what I did this morning was
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I just sat down, grabbed a blank piece of paper
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: and a pen and just started writing down a list
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: of things I was grateful for. Let me see three six, nine,
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  Speaker 1: twelve fifty. I jotted down about thirty three thirty six
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: things that I was grateful for. The day could be
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit more than this. I'm just glancing at
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: the paper turn and I just went down. It just stuff, man,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: that I was grateful for. And you know what it did.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: It did exactly what I was reading. It eradicated any
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  Speaker 1: negative thoughts that could have possibly in aided my space
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  Speaker 1: in my mind. Because you know, like I've said before,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: joy and depression cannot reside in the same space. So
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: think about that. Man, If you show gratitude, it protects
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: you from having negative thinking. Because just just do it, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Try it. Just jot down on a piece of paper
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: things that you think that you have to be grateful for,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: and just real quick, ain't gonna be neat. Just scratch it.
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  Speaker 1: Scratch it down. For the people in your life, for
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: the things that's happening, for some controversy you survived, For
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: the things you have in your life, your home, for
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: your reputation, for projects you're working on, for things that
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: you see unfolding that you had hoped would come true
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: one day. For the respect you have on your job
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: through your family. For people who come up to you
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: and say, man, if it wasn't for you, man, I
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: don't know what i'd it did. Thank you for the
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: clothes you have, for your ability to walk, your health,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: everything you come home and your lights work, you come home,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta key, you gotta door. It's people don't got
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: no way to go. Man, write everything down that you
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: can be grateful for. If you do that this morning,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: what happens is it causes you to surround yourself with
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: a coding, A coding, a protective layer around your mind
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: that protects you from having negative thoughts. It's hard to
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: be grateful and negative at the same time. It's very hard, man.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: I dare you to try it, and throughout the day,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: pour your paper out and read it. Before you go
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: to bed at night, pull your paper out and read it.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: If you think of something else, add that to your paper.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Just throughout the that just a little exercise. Just do it.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: It is amazing what it does. It puts a coding
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: around your mind that protects you from negative thinking. Gratitude
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: is a major principle of success. And I've just given
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: you the example of how it works. But it does work.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: You can believe that. Those are my remarks. That's it
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: all right, Drop it, baby, drop. I did it this
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: morning before I came to work. I just jotted a
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: bunch of stuff down that I was grateful for and
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: I just kept it and immediately it formed the coating
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: around my mind. I had no negative thoughts, because, especially
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, it's important that you get off
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: to a good start in the morning, because sometimes you
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: wake up the negative necessary void where prohibited. Participants must
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