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Shirley Sleeptalk, Dear White Lady, Max Kellerman, Mean Stepdads and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: million bucks. Things in the stuffing me through. Good Steve,
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  Speaker 1: listen to the mother. Please, I don't join me. You
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody you're listening to the voice. Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvid ah Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man got a radio show, and a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot more too. Man. God is good to me.
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  Speaker 1: I have no other explanation if you. I have no
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  Speaker 1: other explanation of my existence and where I stand in
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  Speaker 1: this thing called life, except if it was not for
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  Speaker 1: the goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for
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  Speaker 1: His grace and his mercy, There's no way I could
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  Speaker 1: exist the way that I do. I would not be
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  Speaker 1: who I am or where I am. I am who
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  Speaker 1: I am and where I am simply because God is
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  Speaker 1: who he is. If it was not for God, I
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  Speaker 1: would have no testimony for you, because I would have
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  Speaker 1: failed every single test plain, pure and simple. I can
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  Speaker 1: sit here today until you flat out that it is
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  Speaker 1: purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist
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  Speaker 1: today because of His favor. See now He shows us
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  Speaker 1: favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not the whole answer to life, I
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  Speaker 1: can assure you as not. But this is a combination
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  Speaker 1: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life. But
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  Speaker 1: here it is. If you take faith and you combine
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  Speaker 1: it with an incredible work ethic, then God has the
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  Speaker 1: greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best way
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  Speaker 1: I can explain success to you from my standpoint. It
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  Speaker 1: is to dombination of faith and work that produces the
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  Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times we want God to bless us, but
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  Speaker 1: we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So now
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  Speaker 1: we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
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  Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can
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  Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is
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  Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
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  Speaker 1: good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,
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  Speaker 1: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
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  Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
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  Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can
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  Speaker 1: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And you got to do some things man,
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  Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
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  Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
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  Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
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  Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
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  Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
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  Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
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  Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
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  Speaker 1: apply the faith and see the reason you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
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  Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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  Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give
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  Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the crosswalk with a walk
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  Speaker 1: sign on it and the sign flashing on the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Don't walk, Then that the signs say walk. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think your chances are making it across that street?
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  Speaker 1: Is well pretty good because guess what the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the other side. There's other people in
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  Speaker 1: the cross walk walking, So guess what you strike out blindly?
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  Speaker 1: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
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  Speaker 1: that street. That's that's That's not why I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about. I'm talking about the faith, the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see, the faith that what I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing today, I believe in my heart of heart that
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  Speaker 1: God wouldn't bring me this far to leave me. That
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  Speaker 1: God is a true and living God, that he keeps
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  Speaker 1: his promises, that later on, there's things that I'm working
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  Speaker 1: towards right now gonna pay off later on. See, too
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  Speaker 1: many people want to reward right now. See, that's not
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  Speaker 1: the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: if it's if it's a good thing to do, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a just thing to do, see if it's seeing
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  Speaker 1: in it it ain't God. You can just clear on
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  Speaker 1: up right there. You can stop all the wondering. If
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  Speaker 1: that's his voice talking to you, if it's the right
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  Speaker 1: thing to do, if it's sin in it. It's not
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  Speaker 1: God talking to you. Kill it. You you you can
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  Speaker 1: shut it down. You ain't got to wonder about it.
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  Speaker 1: Go down there secret venge that ain't God. Go tell
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  Speaker 1: him off when you see him. That ain't God. Anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's God's sin in it, is not God's voice telling
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  Speaker 1: you to do it. So you can. You can kill
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  Speaker 1: that conversation to date. That's how you know. But if
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  Speaker 1: you align yourself up man and you and what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing is just and right and correct and pleasing in
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  Speaker 1: the sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
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  Speaker 1: And see here's here's here's the best way I can
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  Speaker 1: tell to it. Here's another one. When you're going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you're on the road to going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: and you know the somewhere that you're trying to get to.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you've set a goal of for yourself, you
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  Speaker 1: know where you want to get to, You got a
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  Speaker 1: good idea, and you own your way to going there.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
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  Speaker 1: going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
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  Speaker 1: is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging, and
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  Speaker 1: it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
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  Speaker 1: three of those things. When it don't look like it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 1: I know he didn't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 1: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 1: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you're complaining. See,
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 1: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening. It to you? What really, man,
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  Speaker 1: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
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  Speaker 1: to sit up and go, hey, man, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ease back into this thing. Ease back in, man,
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  Speaker 1: you in It's it's a tornado world around you. You You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to ease back in. You got it
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  Speaker 1: going and jump back in it. It is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: To whom much is given, much is required. Always appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints that
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  Speaker 1: you lose sight of the blessings. Man. God got a
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  Speaker 1: lot for you in your life, man, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that faith
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  Speaker 1: and you got to apply a crazy work ethic to it.
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  Speaker 1: And that creates the most opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And when God starts showing your favor, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of them seeds you planted, all of that, all
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  Speaker 1: of that wheat you've been sewing, all of that hard
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  Speaker 1: work you've been put in. God will pay it off.
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  Speaker 1: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
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  Speaker 1: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening. Good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: It is the Steve Hobbing Morning Show. Monday. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: welcome you in. We're not gonna treat you like we've
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  Speaker 1: been treating you before. Come on in, sit them down.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna deal with this together. And that right Shelly Strawba,
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  Speaker 1: we got you, man, I get you something to drink.
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  Speaker 1: Goo morn to you. Good morning, Good morning, and good
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  Speaker 1: morning to you Calor for real, what's going on? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Jay, Happy Monday to you. Blessing Holly Favor,
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  Speaker 1: I live Favorite. It is Monday. We welcome you Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome Monday junior. Bring Monday on in hire my dad
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  Speaker 1: get that here and last and not les. He is
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  Speaker 1: that king, not the king. He is the king of
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  Speaker 1: prying time time. It's the time of his mouse job.
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  Speaker 1: It is Monday. Start spreading the news. Yea, I'm leaving today. No,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a Monday. Monday Monday money don't
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  Speaker 1: even know. I don't handle that. Look at Monday, look
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  Speaker 1: at Monday. We join him up with that Monday's blushing Monday,
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  Speaker 1: feel good, sit down like everybody else. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: hollering that Monday Monday like that? Man, I don't treat
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  Speaker 1: Monday like you. Ain't gonna do Monday like that. No,
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  Speaker 1: Monday gets no respect. It is the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is. Man, Today we're gonna treat you with respect. Monday,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna treat you like you've never been treated. Today,
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  Speaker 1: we deal day, mister Monday to you, mister mister, put
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  Speaker 1: some spect on my Monday. Monday good good weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what a weekend. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: it one time. That's a candy man, That's all I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: See it three times? Yeah, it ain't three the mote.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's fine to be in the middle in
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  Speaker 1: the mirror. Plenty of time to get in there, Ladi
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  Speaker 1: five times. Yeah, so I saw it great. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I was great. He did. He did a really good
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  Speaker 1: job of this movie. There's a good message at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the movie which a lot of people will
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  Speaker 1: probably the message and a message sery lives matter. What
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  Speaker 1: he does scares. He scared the hell out of you.
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end he gives you a message. Well,
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  Speaker 1: just the end, I gotta give my life together. It
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  Speaker 1: was I'm gonna get you, sucker. Remember one of those
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  Speaker 1: charity movies message remember that don't drink your juice in
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  Speaker 1: the hood. While being a minute to society message, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta sleep with all your damn light zone because you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be scared as hell. That's one of the messages
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  Speaker 1: in the mont Do that anyway. It's not scary scary scary,
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  Speaker 1: it's like that scary you know. It's that's enough for me, Ja,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough. That qualifies Its scary to me, Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: So scary to me is Carrie. Carrie was scary. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that was a serious basic ran out the theater all right, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk to the fellas and ask bitter Man, of course,
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  Speaker 1: is coming up right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Stave Morning Show. It is time for ass bitter Man.
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  Speaker 1: But before we get to bitter Man, guys, we want
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  Speaker 1: to remind you and remind everyone to please please pray
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  Speaker 1: for our neighbors in Louisiana and Mississippi and all of
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  Speaker 1: those impacted by Hurricane Ida all morning long. We will
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  Speaker 1: tell you how you can lend a helping hand. But
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  Speaker 1: right now, of course, speaking of a Gulf coast, here
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  Speaker 1: is our first bitter Man question. It's from Shara in Gulfport, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: and Shara writes, my husband's sister came to stay with
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  Speaker 1: us for a weekend, and she brought her new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: She told her she told us he was divorced and
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't, and his wife showed up at our house
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  Speaker 1: late at night demanding to get in. I let her
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  Speaker 1: in and she tore up our front room. We had
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  Speaker 1: to call the cops and I could see how hurt
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  Speaker 1: she was. I ended up going to help her post
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  Speaker 1: bail and made sure she had food. It looked like
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  Speaker 1: I took her side, but I just felt her pain
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  Speaker 1: because I've been cheated on before. Was I out of
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  Speaker 1: line for my assay? Once you have crazy inside your
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  Speaker 1: house and crazy's at the door, you don't let crazy
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  Speaker 1: in you You should have left her behind out that
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  Speaker 1: This is your fault. Anything that happened in that house
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  Speaker 1: is all your fault. You let the devil in. You
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  Speaker 1: let the devil in your house. Yeah, that's right. That
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  Speaker 1: devil knocked at the door and said, let me in.
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  Speaker 1: And what do you do with your dumb self? You had?
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  Speaker 1: You had trouble in your house already. You won't let
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  Speaker 1: more trouble is yeah, damn? And then you and then
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  Speaker 1: you bail crazy out? Crazy, bring crazy bill crazy though?
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  Speaker 1: You don't feed nobody who tears up your damn house?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you man? With your family? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you had to, don't leave it out. Then you
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  Speaker 1: kind of kind of helped her, Sorry, but you did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. I didn't mean really didn't mean to.
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  Speaker 1: And that was from the heart, Jay, you really helped.
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  Speaker 1: Has that happened to you before? I know? I know
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  Speaker 1: not to let crazy in my damn house all right.
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  Speaker 1: We're moving on to Patricia in Minnesota, who says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in my early fifties and I am a member of
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  Speaker 1: a civic organization. We have a fundraising event next Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: and they've asked for a significant donation from all of us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it right now, and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: if I tell them it won't go well. Even if
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  Speaker 1: I did have it, I feel it's wrong to demand
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  Speaker 1: a specific amount. What I won't do is be embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: because I can't keep up with these other women financially.
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  Speaker 1: Should I donate whatever I can? No, he ain't getting donated, damn.
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  Speaker 1: You know. All you gotta do is call them up
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  Speaker 1: on the phone and give them maybe two to three
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  Speaker 1: calls and just why are you making event? I don't
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  Speaker 1: look to him. I'm trying to and they're gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: you not to come. Don't worry about it. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna ask you not to bring you but dying there,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to come on dying there right now.
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  Speaker 1: I see y'all in a few minutes. I'm gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: the money by your house. What's your what's your address? Again? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you've gone back to nine helsing. Okay, very good at
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  Speaker 1: it though true to form. Okay, we're back on track now.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get that address. This is not the time
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  Speaker 1: the year to cough right now, that's okay, and you
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  Speaker 1: should know Tommy right, all right, here we go. Miss
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  Speaker 1: Baker in South Philly says, I'm a fifty eight year
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  Speaker 1: old married woman and I met a very nice man
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  Speaker 1: and I planned to hook my daughter up with him,
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  Speaker 1: but he had other plans. He told me that I'm
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  Speaker 1: more his type and he wants to get to know
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  Speaker 1: me better. He said it would be a sex thing
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  Speaker 1: and I could call him whenever I was in the
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  Speaker 1: mood and he'd make sure to come to please me.
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  Speaker 1: I burst it up laughing, and that made him laugh too.
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  Speaker 1: He tried to play it off like it was a prank,
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  Speaker 1: but I think he was serious. Do you think it
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  Speaker 1: was a prank or not? No, it wasn't. No damn prank. No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't bringing on older guys don't have time to prank.
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  Speaker 1: We hold on now, wait a minute, wait, just a minute. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of overstepping something like I'm talking about love.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about not fooling people on the damn phone,
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  Speaker 1: playing on the telephone. I know he wanted you, He
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  Speaker 1: saw what he wanted, and he was just gonna go
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  Speaker 1: after Now you tell her, you can tell your daughter
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: something happened with the guy. You know it didn't work out. No,
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  Speaker 1: just tell her that yet. But you're right, Timmy, pranking
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  Speaker 1: and pranking about love a two different things. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing about loving this letter. He just wanted to say, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be some love if they hooked up. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Ship? He said that. He
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  Speaker 1: said it would be a sex thing, and there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that. There you got And he said it
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  Speaker 1: straight up. So he not as they say, beating around
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  Speaker 1: the bush, not hinting. He said what he wanted. You
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  Speaker 1: know what you said, Junior, He said it sex thing?
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  Speaker 1: This What else would you want? I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I want from a woman? What the hell? And and
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  Speaker 1: don't be telling about so what you're trying to say?
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  Speaker 1: What is? He just said what he said? So what
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  Speaker 1: do you what are you trying to say? I don't
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  Speaker 1: really understand what you're saying. I don't get it. I want,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I want more, I want Did you explain that to
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  Speaker 1: me one more time? I'm really not understanding. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try and move on quickly to calep and Laurel, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: who says, I'm a thirty two year old single man
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  Speaker 1: and I work at a coffee shop. I've worked corporate
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  Speaker 1: America for eight years and it was stressful in every way.
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  Speaker 1: I quit and never looked back. I moved into a
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  Speaker 1: studio apartment and sold my car. I ride my bike
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  Speaker 1: most places, and I use public transportation. When I meet
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  Speaker 1: black women, they treat me like I'm a loser when
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  Speaker 1: they find out I don't have a car or a
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  Speaker 1: high paying job. I'm comfortable with my new life, and
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  Speaker 1: I want to meet a woman that understands me. Why
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: are women so clothes minded? Can I just say good
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  Speaker 1: luck with that? Okay, good luck with that resume? Okay, okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you get in the conversation you need
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  Speaker 1: a car, you had that first. You can't bicycle up
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  Speaker 1: to nobody and say hey, what's your name? That? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he's blaming this on the women. All right, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: bitter man. Coming up next, Church complaints with Reverend Adnoid
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  Speaker 1: and dickon death Jam. Right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Miss Anna is standing by with today's national news and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the latest on Hurricane Ida. Please pray for our neighbors
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: on the Gulf coast. Also an entertainment news prayer Warriors,
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  Speaker 1: pray for reality star Ninie Leek's friend to the show.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Ninie's husband Greg could be losing his battle with cancer.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Nanie posted just a post yesterday she said that he
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: is losing his battle with cancer. He's transitioning. Also, some
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: sad news from Hollywood. Legendary actor Ed Asner has passed away.
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  Speaker 1: We know him, of course as Lou Grant from The
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Mary Tyler Moore Show and from his own show of
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: that name. Plus, in other entertainment news, Kanye West released
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: his new studio album, Donda, and Drake announced his album
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: release date. We'll talk about all of these stories at
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, but right now, it is
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  Speaker 1: Monday and it's time for church complaints with Deacon def
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Jamp and revn adnoid A Beacon Biff Jam right here.
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  Speaker 1: A welcome rest of all to the jp j J
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  Speaker 1: that is the jack Pot joined Jerusalalima chan Chi Hallelujah.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, joining me is Reverend ad noid. I will
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  Speaker 1: be giving you church complaints as he will be giving
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: you church announcements. All right, in case you don't understand it,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I said, I will be giving you church complaints, and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: he Rearon ad Nois, will be giving you church announcement.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Did your first time tuning in? He has a nasal
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: congestion that's quite annoying. But it's not it's not reverend annoying,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: it's Reverend ad annoy all right, all right, let me
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: get started. Shirley actually hinted on it earlier. Uh, it's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: been brought to our attention that Kanye where has been
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: staying in our church since we haven't been using it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Do we kick him out?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I charge him a certain feet? What did you think
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I think we should charge his ass? He's got the buddy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: He has definitely gotten your money, soldier, but he has
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: left him and say this stateum, and I found out
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: that he's been staying in our church, so we're gonna
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: have that. I don't know what this him moving around
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and people's facility to about that written either the red
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: jacket or some writ money either one. Alright, alright, here
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: we go with trip, the Albino praise dancers, the albino no,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: why the albino praise dancers, the el I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get through. We got it. The albino praise dancers to
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: like to know if they could come on. Nah, the
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: albino praise dancers would like to know if they could
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: go blackface. That's what they would like to church standing
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: by and want to know. All right, Yeah, we have
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a Miss Pat. Miss Pat from the Miss Patch Show
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  Speaker 1: says she wants to join our church and spearhead the
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: cussing ministry. This is the ministry that will cuss you
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: out in the name of the Lord. Do we want
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, we want? Yes, Oh yes yes Pat? All right,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't know how to say this in
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the Christian way, but we won't hurt ass in this churk.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: We will, Okay, Mama's name. We have we have a
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: we have a what do we have? I'm looking for
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: lost my place? I don't you het? Okay, that's it,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's it's here we go. Last week we
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: had a let Last week we had a guest speaker.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Reverend Tiny hands Walker. Tiny hands Walker was our guest speaker.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: And he was highly offended that nobody after service wanted
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to fellowship with him, and he felt real bad. No one,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, his hands is really tiny, and no one
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: wanted to come up and shake his hand, and he
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: felt bad about that. Reverend Reverend tin of hands Walker
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: a great picture, but you got a hold of mic
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: for him because his hands is so damn small. It's unbelievable.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Vote ready handshad. Yeah, I had to turn the pages
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, it's just get Yeah, I don't I
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: don't know. Did I tell y'all what most of my
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: complaints that have come in a celebrity complaints. But if
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: we go, let's try to help him. If we can't,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Baby Face wants to change his name to grown face.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: He he he wants to man long overdue, Lord Lord
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: either one grown face, man face, adult face, man baby Face.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: He wants to change his name to grown Face, and
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: he wants to join our face and join our church
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and be recognized as Deacon grown. Do we accept him
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: or not? Yea beacon grown well? What do we do?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: We do? We let him, We let him come in,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: We accept him, a grown man face, ground, a old
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: dude face. But he got to lose baby. He gotta
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: drop and drop that baby, gotta drop baby. Okay, we'll
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: right here we go here the Bullet the bull The
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Bullet Wives are the Bullet Wives Auxiliary when meet in
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Meeting Room five. The Bullet Wives Auxiliary will meet in
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Meeting Room five. Dinner will be prepared by the hen
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Peck Men. On the menu they will have cornish hens,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: steam race and braby and strawberry shop cake. All I
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: asked to attend to the Bullet Wives Auxiliary. Please come on,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Hut didn't And that's the hen peck me and that's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: going in pick men will be prepared to read ahead.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: All right, We've got more celebrities here. Kevin Hart and
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin are doing a remake of Uptown Saturday Night.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody thinks it to be a hit, but Kevin wants
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Kirk to be shorter than him, and Kirk confuses to
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: make the adjustment. Kirk wants to know, should he grant
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Kevin Dee's witches, That's what he's asking im. Yeah, he
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: definitely should. Definitely should both of them, both of them together?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Too short? That should be a name of it. Why
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: we just don't book too short? Okay, I have an announcement.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: We might be able to get this. In today's church announcement,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: abrupt you by Henry and Heather, Humpback have a dashrift
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: for all your humpback needs. Go to if you need
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a nice suit and you hump back Henry and Heaven's
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: hump Back Habadesh. And that concludes your church police for
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: this Monday, coming up, Thank God. Coming up at the
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to the same morning show. President Biden
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: says the devastation is likely to be immense from Hurricane
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Ida and FEMA is working around the clock. Just a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: reminder that if you want to help our neighbors in
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Louisiana and those impacted by Hurricane Ida, please go to
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Redcross dot org. That's Redcross dot org and donate what
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you can switching gears. In today's entertainment news, prayer warriors,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we need you right now. Please pray for Ninie Leaks
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: and her family. Her husband Greg could be possibly losing
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: his battle with colon cancer, so please pray for the
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Leak's family and other entertainment news. Yeah, it really really is.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Because everybody loves Greg. We love me, of course, but
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Greg was just such a special persons, such a prayer
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: for a miracle, that's absolute, absolutely, and other entertainment news.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: After several days, Kanye West released his and heavily anticipated
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: album Donda. It was named after his late mother, Donda West.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And also trending, Kim Kardashian wearing a wedding dress and
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: sources say that this could be a sign of love
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: and healing. Remember, Kim and Kanye's divorce is not final. Yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: we saw her walk across the field Soldier Field and
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that wedding gown. Yes, okay, okay, what does that mean?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: What what does that mean? That's what? Who knows what? Well,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: we're talking about it. That's for sure, we're talking about it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's something right there? Would you feel? So? Yeah?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And they do have four children, you know, they do
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: have four small children, so you never know what, Timmy,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: she walked across Soldier Field in a wedding dress during
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the big Donda finale thing. Yeah, so you're saying, what
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: is that way? I don't get it though, I mean,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: what is this a hint that people are saying that
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: might be It might be that it might be. We
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's Kanye, we know, but we are talking
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: about it. That's the point. It's the same dude. They
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: want to change his name to. But she's keeping West.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: She's keeping West. They have children. That's cool. Yeah. Also,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown posted something and deleted it about Kanye. Um,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: this album is causing drama and finally an entertainment news.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Actor Ed Asner, famous for his role as lou Grant,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: has passed away. He was ninety one years old years old. Boy, Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: he really was. I mean everybody just you just thought
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: he was Louke Grand. He was so good in that role.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: You have hate. Yeah, that was a classic show right there. Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: it really was the Mary Tyler Show. That show has
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: so many good characters on it, like never came in
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the room, which is they just shine man. You're right,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, it was Mary Tyler Moore Show. Yeah,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: we knew you, We knew you didn't know a lot
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of people don't know. That's it, which y'all want me clear,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Yeah, he was in Roots, he was
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: in Roots, Household Junior, he was in Roots. He was
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: in Roots, and he was in Roots. He was in
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Roots and up the movie up the animation. Yeah, he
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was a voice of up right. If you see him, Junior,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you'll know exactly was he the old dude in them? Yea, yeah, yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: he was a voice. He was. But he did look
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: just like the guy. Okay, he looked like as all right, Yeah,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: it's time now for two day's headlines. Guys. All right, everybody,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's time for the news with miss Anne Tripp. Thank you,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: thank you. Ed Asner was also once our union president. Y'all,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: this is an trip with the news. Hurricane i'd have
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: slammed into New Orleans yesterday, sixteen years to the day
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that Hurricane Katrina arrived for its deadly visit. Katrina was
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: a Category five i'd as a Category four brought with
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it catastrophic storm surges and hurricane force sustained winds of
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty miles per hour. I'd ha been
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: downgraded to a tropical storm. Now, however, New Orleans Mayor
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: LaToya Cantrell urges residents to stay hunkered down. At least now,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: we should see some signs that we're moving out of this,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: but you are not to come out until you receive
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: more information from the City of New Orleans. Now is
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the time that we have been preparing for and even
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: waiting for as it relates to Hurricane Ida. One death
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: is reported, was of course, lots of flooded out homes
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and businesses and downpower lines and trees. The Pentagon says
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: that a US drone strike destroyed an explosive loaded isis
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: K vehicle before it could be used to carry out
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: yet another attack on the caval airport. Earlier in the day,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: President Biden was in Delaware attending a dignified transfer ceremony
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of the bodies of the thirteen American servicemen and women
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: killed by that isais bomb attack last week and meeting
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: with family members. Now with the last official evacuation day
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: schedule for tomorrow, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan tells at
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: CNN that the US is taking every possible precaution. All
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: we can do is mitigate risk. We cannot eliminate it,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and we are in a period of serious danger. That's right,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: they say. The fewer soldiers on the ground, the more
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: risk that isis K or someone else might try to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: attack our Americans as they leave. The State Department spokesman
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: says this is interesting that about two hundred and fifty
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Americans do want to leave the country, but that some
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: two hundred and eighty others are still undecided about leaving
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: or even play and to stay. Then a whole lot
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: of both of them are banging up against a lot
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: of other would be refugees, are evacuees are banging up
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: against the line with the border with Pakistan because they're
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: trying to get into Pakistan if they can't get on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a plane. Barring any serious changes, the US plans to
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: conclude its airlift operation and withdraw remaining American troops tomorrow Tuesday.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Like I said, here's a lais on the health of
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the Reverend Jesse Jackson and Miss Jaqueline Jackson, both recently
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: diagnosed with COVID. The Revnd Jackson has been vaccinated and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: he was now moved to a rehab center, but Missus
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Jackson was not inoculated. She's in the intensive care unit
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: at Northwestern Memorial Hospital. Her COVID symptoms are hanging on.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: The Jackson's son asked for prayers. Back to the Steve
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Tommy introduced your President and CEO of team Tommy, let's
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: go in there. Let's go. We're going deep into the mind.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and hold on tight. We're
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: about to take a ride deep into the mind of
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the one and only Jay Anthony Brown. Two things, well,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: three things. It's the Jay's Five Comedy Club. It's open.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Go to my website. See who's there. I'll be in
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina at the Ashure Theater Labor Day
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: weekend and Riddle's Comedy Club in Chicago eleven and twelve. Whoa,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: here we go. So last week we had Cheetah the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Monkey writing letters. He wrote the note. He wrote a
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: letter to the White Lady. Apparently she was visiting him
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: at the zoo. The zoo people made him, made them
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: break up. She wrote the monkey letter and it didn't stop.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: He wrote her a letter. Now we have we have
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: her letter. But here in a relationship, it well, it's ended.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: It's ended. It's not like Kanye and his wife. This
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: is over. They finished. She ain't walking across the field
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: and nothing like that. But here's the letter he wrote
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to her. It's very it's very touching. It starts off,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: dear White Lady, it starts off. It starts off, dear
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: white lady, because you never wrote your name down on
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: a piece of paper and held up to the glass.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your name is. I will I
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: will add, I will address you as dear white lady.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: But I would like to say you make me want
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: to leave the one i'm with start a new relationship. Usher.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: All my life I prayed for someone like you. I
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: was looking forward to some sexual healing talk talk on
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the monkey bars, talk on the monkey bars, amongst the
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: other monkeys is doing on body kissing like you? Bang
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: bang bang bang. Don't nobody kissing like you? He come on, monkey,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I was looking forward to licking you from your head
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: to the toe. And they're gonna move move from the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: bed to the floor. But since I'm back with my
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: B A B, why mama, I guess I have to
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: see you next lifetime. Although although this is the end
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: of our relationship, I'm Alita, door open. How about that?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: That's it? I'm so sonic baby, all right? Coming up
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll have more
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after the Signorati
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Here Jay is ignorant. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, what is going on? We asked
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that question a lot around here. Yesterday was the sixteenth
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, and a powerful Category four Hurricane
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Ida made landfall in Louisiana. Well, Carla, you talk about
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: hurricanes all the time because you've been involved in them,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: which renders you sort of an expert on the subject
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: on this show. You survived both Hurricane Katrina and Harvey.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: So what can you tell us about Hurricane Ida? And
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: how can we help? How can we help our neighbor
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: in Louisiana. Hurricane Ida. Surely this is a this is
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a very powerful storm and it's bad. It's bad. It's
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: up to possibly close to a million people without power
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: right now, maybe over eight hundred thousand. That's a big number.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Flash flooding, gusty winds, storm surges. It was a very
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: very powerful storm and it's still powerful. It's heading up,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: you know, towards Tennessee, towards Mississippi, towards Alabama. It's not over,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: and so we at this point, you know, we are
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: asking for people to pray for people on the Gulf
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: coasts and those that are affected by Hurricane Ida. But
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: at the same time, we need you guys to we
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: gotta help our neighbors. We can't just pray about it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: We gotta have some action with it as well. So
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: go to red Cross dot org you can make a donation.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: We know the FEMA dot gov. We saw the President
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: obviously declaring a state of emergency uh in various states
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: that are affected by the storm, and so FEMA is
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: on it. If you need to see if you qualify
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: for assistance. Um. Some people are listening to us on
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: power radios. Some people in in the area listening for
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: wall to wall coverage, getting instructions from their local authorities.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: But people are gonna have to be in the house
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: for at least probably to Wednesday, you know, shelter in place.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That's what that means. They could until they can access
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: and evaluate you see and get to you what what
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the damage? What? This is unbelievable. I just can't believe that.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Sixteen years later, another category of four storm, it was
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: only seven what windspeed miles par hour from being a
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: five when it hits yeah, yeah, and looking at it,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: it looked like it was more than that the way
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the wind was, you know, blowing us stand. Yeah. And
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: speaking of Hurricane Ida, did you all see um Al
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Roker from NBC The Today Show. He's sixty seven years old. Okay,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: he got slammed by the wind, the rain and the waves. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: but you know, when you have stars like that, I
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't think he needs to be out there. I don't
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: think that. Yeah, really does it right? Well, he wanted
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to go. I know that's the weather man. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: he almost got knocked down. He did post on social
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: media that he's okay, and it is part of his job.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what he said. It's part of his job. Well,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you can see that from the window. I'm just so reported.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to be on the ground. A better fact,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Jake will work if you look outside. If you guys ever,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: be careful, y'all be careful, y'all be please be careful. Seriously.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: This is a very serious situation we're dealing with right here.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: But have you ever said to someone at work, I'm
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: not doing that if they've asked you to do something
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that you thought was I'm not doing I just wit
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a job to come here. Yes, I have said it,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. You said recently, I can't believe
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you had to bring that ever got five days a week. Jay,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. I did it in La They
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: wanted me to ride it in a blimp and I
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: was just too scared. Like, I ain't getting no blimp.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: That's not happen. I'm not doing that assignment. Tommy. We
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: want you to do a promotion and go up on
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: the blimp. I'm not getting it now. I'm not doing it, Junior.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I'm trying a lot job because I'm the youngest side
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: of everybody. You will bleast up at like like kiss
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: kiss a dolphins, dolphin for camel. No, no, but I'm black.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, coming up next, we're you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Nephew Tommy is here with
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call for today. Right after this, you're
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: listening to the morning show coming up at the top
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is my husband
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't know his place. We'll get into that. Can you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: believe this one? My husband doesn't know his place. We'll
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit. But right now,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the nephews in the building with today's prank phone call,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: what you got for his nev the sick and shutting
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: the sick like a church? Yeah, yeah, you know there's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: always been a you know a church. You have a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: stick and shutting and list, you know, that's that's how
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: we grew up. The thick and shutty in list like
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: like on hours at my trip. Her name was sister
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: you love made Steptoe, and she was always on this
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and I've never ever seen her. She was just always
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  Speaker 1: on the list, Sister you love made step The thick
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  Speaker 1: ain't shutting in this. So this is this is the
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  Speaker 1: prankis the thick and shutty and get rid of bo.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Let's go catch off. So I'm trying to be speaking hard.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You got him? How I'm doing, I ain't doing too good.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You'd have been over there praying for my wife again,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: right right right, yes, sir, you came over here three
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: times in one week. My wife had already went through
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the operation and all that. She's gonna be fine. I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: don't need you over a praying three times a week,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: because honestly, I think it's something else on your mind
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: when you come over here praying for my wife. I
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: ain't stupid, brody kind of hold it, brother, This buddy,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: this is well. Your wife was on the sick and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: shot lift. Whoever the actually come by Revern requested that
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I come by. Okay, he ain't requested for you to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: bring your black to my house for no three times
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: in one week, man, So you can cut that down
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: with me. You can cut that. Hold it, brother. I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: came with sister Georgia the first time. The second time
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I came by myself because she wasn't able to come by,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and I only stayed fifteen men, he's time. So what's
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the problem because I already know what you what youre doing.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I know you're trying to holly my wife. I ain't shoot.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: How put your wife? I heard my wife? Why would
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I happen to your wife? She's part of already know
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: what you already know what you're doing. Man, you up
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: in here my wife? Whine, whine, whine, no body at
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the house. I already know what you doing. Let me
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Keep your black away from my house?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Did you want to pray for my wife and play
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: my wife? Wait? You ain't wait man, Oh, you can't
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: talk to you about lay hand. That's what you're gonna now, brother,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother nine. Okay. Now,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: me out. Okay, that's not even the way brothers should
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: be talking to brothers. Second of all, if there's any
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hand laying
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: on you. Okay, you ain't the lady the lady I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: know trying to my wife. If I find you, you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: know not you mess around with my wife, it's gonna be,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I know, trying to do crazy. I'm just leoking. I'm
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: gonna say it one most time. Keep your black stop
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: around my First of all, I told you once again
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you can't be talking to me like that. Now I'm
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: trying to be cool about the situation because I know
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you may be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: who's coming back to them my wife, won't you won't
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you and show out with your wife. I do spend
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: my time with my wife. I do you know what
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. No, I don't cannybody about our house. Maybe
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I need to come by your house and how that's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: your wife? Are you welcome to come and come lay
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: something over their own? Huh? God, trying to do a holder.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Holy one man, Holy one man, I told you before
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: being disrespected. Now that was a very idiotic statement for
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you to make. Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: kit your black drip my house again, I'm gonna play
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: this man, and then I'm getting on the phone with
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you, you you, your pastors, any more of them, because if
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: anybody come by my house again and I ain't there,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm kicking your black. That's a promise, you know, Just
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: that's it. Look him, brother, if that's gonna be any
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: whooping going, I'm gonna be kicking your I'm gonna lay
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: my hands on you and I'm gonna give you a good,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray for you. I'm
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: gonna pray to heal you. I just put I'm gonna
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: put up, okay, because I've had it with you, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And I only went by it to do visit your
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Now that was a problem. You should have caused a pastor. Okay,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: but you're not going to disrespect me my wife to
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: church on the fall life. You want to do somebody,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you can meet me any place. Well, I've been as
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I want
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  Speaker 1: it in this town. If I be at your house
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: talking to your wife, if the path asked me to go,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. Okay. How you you know? You
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: just you know it's you, just a stupid brother. Okay,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: you need to come to church, need to come to church.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You the one. You need to come to church more off.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: And that's the problem. You don't come to church more offten.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: If you come to church more off, you wouldn't be
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: talking to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: me and your wife because it must be something wrong
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: at your house. You'd be worried about me fooling with
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: your wife. Okay, so you need to check huse, Okay,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you need to check. How about that? Why don't you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: do that? Why don't you? Why don't you just check up? Okay,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: come and see you the one that's cheating with my wife.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: That's that's all I know. Who Tommy Harmy said, you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy the one Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: around with my wife. Tommy Who? Who is Tommy Tommy who?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy. Man, but this is never your
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Timmy from Steve Harvey Morning Show man, your church member
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  Speaker 1: got me to pray ball, But not wrong for that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You know you're long, You're long. You know, y'all know
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Highway to Hell, all of y'all, you know, NonStop. No,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you know y'all. Just you know, y'all just go. You
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: know I ain't gonna stout side. You know I'm gonna go.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for all of y'all, all of your
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: brothers and if you Tommy, Steve Harvey, but wrong for that. Okay,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna checking him. I'm couldn't go.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to you on the moment I'm paying.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, brother, brother, you go man once. What
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show with
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the lab bad Steve Hobby Martin Show? Come on? I
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: love it. I love when he said you need to
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: come to church because you need and shut in. Yeah, yeah,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you bout a stupid black yanket. But you know what
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: what is amazing is how quick these Christians are to fight.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: They all want to fight. Man, I know to be
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: so mad at Tommy's church people alone. I know you
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna whoop your ass
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: and then praising you. That's w Yeah, that was that
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: was crazy as we go, baby stop Tim and twenty
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  Speaker 1: four and twenty fifth and Nephew come to town. I am.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I would be at West in West Palm Beach at
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: the Mprov. Tickets are on sale right now. That's the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: twenty fourth and twenty fifth of September. Tickets on sail
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: right nine, Detroit, Michigan. Laying in the cut. I told
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: her the sixteenth, the Nephew come to town. That's right,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: that's right, got a full line up. You already know
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: who it is. My boy Rodney Perry, my girl Dominique,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, Tory. Who am I leaving out?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving out one more in there. I'm a Davidson.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: There you go. Legendary all right, and hosted about yours
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: truly the Nephew sold. Tickets are on seal right now.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: That is I told what I got landing in the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: cut November landing to cut Jacksonville, Florida, and Dayton, Ohio. Dayton,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: that's the twentieth of November, first time the nephew come
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: to Dayton. Tickets on seal already Jacksonville. That's two nights
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: in Jacksonville. That's a November twelfth and thirteenth that the
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: nephew will be in town. Yes, we're back out there
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: flanging them jokes real real heart, y'all. Hell us come
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: to town, y'all. Get June tickets. When you hear Jay
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Anthony coming, when you hear Kier Julie's face coming, when
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you hear the ignorant one nephew Timmy coming, get your tickets.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Get them spass, because we all that soul out. We're
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: going to add a night. We can't do that due
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to COVID. We can't add all that. So get your ticket,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: nat Amen, Amen. But time feel good? Ooh oh my god.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't never getting off day, no moment ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Well,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad you guys are able to go
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: out and home your craft and make people laugh during
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: this time right now that we need laughter and healing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: All right, All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letters subject my husband doesn't know his place. Well,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: we'll find out what's going on and with this house
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: right after this. Yeah, you're listening to the Stave Harvey
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show before we get to the Strawberry Letter. Guys,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: just a reminder, the fight for our right to vote continues.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You know, we got a lot of things going on
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: in the world right now. We can't forget about people
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: who are trying to stop us from voting. Okay. People
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: are saying stop our right to vote. Okay, our democracy
• 54:02
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• 54:05
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• 54:35
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• 54:43
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• 54:46
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• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Here comes the crisy subject. My husband doesn't know his place.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Dear's Stephen Shirley. I've been married for fourteen years, and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I have to keep reminding my husband who's the boss.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: When we met, he was unemployed and I hired him
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: as a delivery driver. I managed a pizza place at
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the time, and after we started dating, I had to
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: let him go because he was always late for work. Presently,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a regional manager for a fast food chain and
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: he's a waiter at a neighborhood restaurant. Our love has
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: survived a short his shortcomings, and I've been very patient
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: with him. Despite me providing a great life for him,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: he still doesn't know his place. He thinks he can
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: go out whenever he pleases without discussing it with me first.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: He washes his clothes whenever he wants to, wasting water
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't pay for. He's inconsiderate and will bring
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: food home for himself without saying if I have already eaten.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: All I asked for is his respect and peace of mind.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: That he's appreciative of all I do for him. Last Sunday,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I took a nap and he had a friend over
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and they were playing the video game in the den
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and it woke me up. He got upset when I
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: asked his friend to leave and got up in my face.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I locked myself in the bedroom because I had never
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: seen him so upset. The next day, he had to
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: be sweet to me because he needed me to help
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: him pay his child support for his sixteen year old sons.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: He knows how to win me over by loving on
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: me for hours and hours and then running me some
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: hot bathwater. That gets me every time, but then a
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: few days later he gets rebellious again. I scanned his
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: phone bill the other day and there was a strange
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: number on it, so I asked him about it. He
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: says it was a number to a psychic. I told
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: him I see the future and it's not with me.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: If he can't learn to stay in his place. Is
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: that too much to ask? What are you freaking kidding me? Lady?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: This is just not right. Okay, this is a crazy
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: relationship you have going on here. I just can't believe
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: my eyes what I just read in this letter. I
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: think it's beyond ridiculous. I don't know if you realize this,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but your husband is not a little boy. He's not
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: a pet or something. You may be the one in
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: charge of the money, but your attitude, lady, is really
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: out of control. I mean, you have the most money
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: in the marriage. Okay, great, that doesn't give you the
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: right to strip him of his dignity and talk to
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: him all crazy and stuff and know his place and
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you have to remind him who's the boss and all
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: of this craziness. Come on, that's not what a wife does.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You treat him like a child. Your husband doesn't do
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: what you're tell him because he's sick of you and
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like you. You're telling him to stay in
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: his place and everything. I mean, what is that? Really?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: He's not your servant, and you're not his drill sergeant
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. So stop talking to him and
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: treating him like that. Repeat after me, Repeat after me. Okay,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: because I know you're listening. He's my husband, not my child.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He's my husband, not my child, and he's not my
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: little pet, my little doggie. Stop that. Okay, Tommy. It's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: something wrong with you. Yeah, I don't. I don't like
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you a lot. Okay, I don't. I don't like you
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: a lot. It's something wrong with you. You talk you
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: know what. I got no joke for you. I'm just
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be real. You talk down to your husband, You
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: treat him like he is your son or one of
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: your kids. This is terrible and and basically this is
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: all about you. You you you. I got the power,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I got to control. I make the money, I do this,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I do that. Okay, cool, But it is their respect
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: level somewhere for your husband. Now. I'm not saying your
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: husband has not done some trifling things, because I think
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: he has done some things trifling. But I think you're
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: gonna well all over boy beyond that because of the
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: way you treat him and for you to just disrespect
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: him in front of his boy while he's at the house.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Come on, here, a grown man, how are you gonna
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: treat this man like this? Surely y'all got to be
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: able to sit out and say, okay, let's work this out.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: How we're gonna treat each other. How you gonna treat me?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: What I expect from you, what you expect from me.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: But the way you're talking is, man, you act like
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you owned I mean, you know, like he's a piece
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: of property of yours. Come on, lady, you gotta respect
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: your husband. He is, he is, he should still be
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the man of this house. You are the man, the
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: woman and everything else. I'm done, my man, I wouldn't
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: be married to you. I don't. I don't like you
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a lot. I don't. I really don't. I'm sorry. I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: have to keep reminding my husband. Well, if I run
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: your water, it's gonna be some super hot ass bad water.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I tell you that you're not going to joge this
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: bad water I run from. But what about this line?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: He washes his clothes whenever he wants to, wasting water
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: that he doesn't pay for it. You wash your clothes
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: if you don't wash him when you want to, come on,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you got to ask her to wash her clothes to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: do the laundry. This is craziness. All right, No, your
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: draws ain't in that dry. We'll have part two of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter coming up in twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: the hour. We got to hear from Jay and Junior
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: as well, subject my husband doesn't know his place. We'll
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: come back right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, we're gonna recap today's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, the subject my husband doesn't know his place.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: A woman wrote in she's been married to her husband, well,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: I guess you could call him her husband for fourteen years,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: and she says she has to keep reminding him who's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the boss. Um. She makes the money, so she feels
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: like she can talk to him and treat him any
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: kind of way. She manages a pizza place. When they
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: met and they started dating, then she had to let
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: him go because he was always late for work. Now
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: she's a regional manager for a fast food chain. He's
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: a waiter at a neighborhood restaurant. She said, our love
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: has survived his shortcomings, and she's been very patient with him.
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  Speaker 1: She's provided a great life for him, but he still
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know his place. He thinks he can go out
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  Speaker 1: whenever he pleases without discussing it with her. He washes
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  Speaker 1: his clothes whenever he wants to with water he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: pay for. I mean, just on and on and on
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  Speaker 1: and on and on. He had a friend over. They
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  Speaker 1: were playing video games. He got upset when she asked
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: his friend to leave because she was sleeping. She locked
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  Speaker 1: herself in the bedroom and she's never seen him that upset.
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  Speaker 1: But the next day he was sweet and he may
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  Speaker 1: loved her for hours and ran her bathwater. But yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said he's been talking to a psychic. When she
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  Speaker 1: scanned his phone, he said, um, you know she sees
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  Speaker 1: the future, but it's not with him. And because he
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  Speaker 1: can't learn to stand his place, and she wants to know.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Is that too much to ask? So what you got?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: What you got? Jay? Look, this lady is absolutely right,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely what app I'm with this lady. One. The reason
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  Speaker 1: he acts out of place is because his ass need
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: to be in his own damn place. Okay, you need
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to find him a place. What a little bit of
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: stuff because I know he ain't got a lot. What
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: a little bit of stuff he got, you know, and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: had that song playing to the left, to the left.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Everything you own is in a box to the left.
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  Speaker 1: He's your key partner and in the you can't run
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: nothing if you ain't bringing that in the house. Now
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: that works for women the men, and can let them
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  Speaker 1: if you're a man and you ain't bringing nothing in
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and you're trying to be equal and she paying you too,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't get your ass out this house, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't put the fool out your dad. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you live, but I'll drive the truck.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I'll come over there. And I'm sure we don't need
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  Speaker 1: a big truck because it don't sound like he got
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  Speaker 1: a lot, you know, he got loving the clothes, and
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: he got one damn friend. So what you need to
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  Speaker 1: do is call that one damn friend and say, man,
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  Speaker 1: come over here and get his stuff and put his
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  Speaker 1: none working, none contributing to the house ass out of
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  Speaker 1: your place. Ass ap okay, as apt go. He's sitting
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  Speaker 1: there trying to be equal to you and you ain't,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: and you pain. You're paying his child's ba baby, and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: he got nerved to hup, oh oh oh if you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: don't get your tiny check, ass about my check. My
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: husband doesn't know his place. First of all, I've been
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: trying saying like I respect everybody that worked. Okay, I
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: just want to just put that about that, because I'm
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: about to say next probably about the people. But I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: don't care what job you have. If you're working, you
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  Speaker 1: should have a voice now knocking it at all. Care
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: where you work at. You can have a high pan jalla,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: but if you're getting the check for what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: it's legally you ain't hurting nobody. You should have a voice.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Now this letter, what we're talking about really twelve thousand
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  Speaker 1: an hour versus fifteen thouars, now that's pretty where we
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  Speaker 1: walk were talking about. I'm the manager at the pizza place.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm the manage at a fast food twelve dollars
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  Speaker 1: now verse fifteen. In other words, we talked about four
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  Speaker 1: eighty versus six hundred, four hours a week for eighty
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  Speaker 1: verse six hundred, one thousand, nine hundre dollars a week
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  Speaker 1: versus twenty four hundred. The numbers is too close to
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  Speaker 1: be talking to me like this right, the numbers is
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  Speaker 1: too I'm bringing in something I ain't. I might not
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: make it what you're making. My check is contributed. We're
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: talking about twenty three thousan dollars a year versus two day.
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  Speaker 1: You can't talk to me, and you like distrate me,
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  Speaker 1: and you five thousand dollars here more than me. Hold
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  Speaker 1: on even right here in the same hole. You ain't.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got that much conversation. We're talking about the
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  Speaker 1: five damn thousand, and I got to watch I wash
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  Speaker 1: my clothes. What are you doing more than me? You
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: had me in five cool. I left your job. We
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: ain't got another job because I work in the neighborhoods.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm gonna jump in your face for five thousand.
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  Speaker 1: If my friend over here and you told him league
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: we're playing video games, you rate twenty thousand, I'll meet
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you five thousand. Let me come to have a setback.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I to be in front talking. Why are you talking money? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at twelve. You made fifteen. Oh my god, we
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: got billed. But I gotta wash. I wash my wah
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: it too much. And then on top of that, I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: go too many places, but I want to I worked
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  Speaker 1: too respect to twelve. Sack on it. Let spack on
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: the twelve Calum, I love it, Junior, that's all I'm face.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: He gotta right, that's right, all right, Thank you guys.
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• 1:06:52
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• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour sports Talk. If you know
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: who Junior right after this you're listening, I ain't time
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: now for Junior. In Sports Talk, what you got, Junior,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: we talk about fifty one thousand? Huh, what we do?
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  Speaker 1: We're not sorry, I'm about to say, we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: fifty one thousand together. Sorry, moving on, I'm sorry calling.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I just I just had to get it off my
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: chest because I would already have because you can't talk
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: to me like this. But in sports I can't believe it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: It's having man. Please tell me Max Kellerman is not leaving.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: First take he it is, man. Yeah, like he's still
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: gonna have his radio show on ESPN, on satellite show
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: on radio, but he's gonna be off TV. Man. I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: like Max Kellerman. Man. I didn't even know why they're
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: splitting us up, you know, like they're looking at replace
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: like Michael will Burn, which is a great choice. They're
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: not getting long the reason. No, I don't even know.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: They didn't get a reason. Who I mean like and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Max Kellerman. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say they're not getting along.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But they were looking at Magic Johnson
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: replacing Max Killerman, that's what Steve and they would like,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: or Michael will Bond. So you know, either one of
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: these two choices. You know, in every game, he ain't
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: come to work everything like that. Man, you got a
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: billion dollars, he got to go by, he got to
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: go by Starbucks, he got to go by the game.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: He got a game. Yeah, he got a lot. Man,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I've been but I just hate to see them too
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: breaking up, because man, that is part of like, if
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: you sports fan, that's part of your daily routine. What
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: they talking about her first take and I liked, I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: liked the controversy in the back and forth. Does that's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: what gets you to disagree, gree to disagree? Man, I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: just I just I just man, Max Kellerman, I got
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: all love you, man. I respect mass Killman because he
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: does have great points and him and Steven A they
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: worked well together, you know, and then also I'm just
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: saying that they there their their chemistry works Fati, Yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: it works, it works for TV. Well, I mean, but
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: you're not saying there's something going on between them that's
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: making no but but no, I'm not making that. But
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying the fact that this news come out,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: like there's so much of a part of sports, like
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: what happened, you know, like why why would he why
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: would he be leaving? Like I don't I don't know,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but he's He did say he's gonna
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: keep his radio show though, because I listened to him
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: on you know, in my car on satellite radio on
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: ESPN radio. In the car, I do listen to Max
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Pillerman show. He's gonna keep that. Just don't know. I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: just don't him. You're gonna be out right, Junior, because
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make a car I'm not. I see
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: between this and this, I back to back, not not
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: back to bag. No, I'm not find out what happened, Junior. Yeah,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I gonna keep our story. When I find out something more,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I'll let everybody know. But that's like that's like breaking news,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: breaking news right now, that Mary Junior thing. No, gonna
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: be all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette with the Fellas. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Morning Show. Time now for comedy Roulette. Jay,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: please set it up. Oh, it's so simple. You take
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: three subjects, put them on a wheel, spun the wheel
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: when stop. Because we're comedians on the road, we'll make
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: it funny. Watch us do it. Watch that we do
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: very funny comedians too. All right, all right. Today's categories
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  Speaker 1: are mean things that stepdads say to step kids when
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: their moms are not in the room. Oh, this one's interesting.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Things people say that swear they don't watch porn. And
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: then and then things people say when their team do
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: and do well in preseason. Okay, guys in the will
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  Speaker 1: oh mean things step dad say the step kids when
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: their moms are not in the room. All right, Comedy Rolet.
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  Speaker 1: Mean things step dad say the step kids when the
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  Speaker 1: mom is not around. When you shut your eyes, just
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  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be butt naked in the room with
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  Speaker 1: your mama. How about I'm scary. I want my stepdad
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: to feel like I'm saying this about him, but I
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: just know. Mean things step dad say. Two kids when
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  Speaker 1: their mom not in the room where you're real that
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: they ain't hitting easy check Mean things step dad and
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  Speaker 1: say when no body else is in the room, you
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  Speaker 1: look just like your ugly ass daddy, just like me. Things,
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  Speaker 1: mean things step Dad say, the kids when the mom
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  Speaker 1: in around and don't sit in theref You puppy come
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  Speaker 1: up missing her game? Mean mean mean things step Dad say,
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  Speaker 1: the kids when they mom not around your rent due
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  Speaker 1: to day. It's mean things step dad say when the
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  Speaker 1: mother's not around. You can't eat nothing? Not that prigerated
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  Speaker 1: to your daddy, child support get hyah, you hear what
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  Speaker 1: I said? Mean things step Dad say the step kids
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  Speaker 1: and the mom and around. I guess your mom never
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  Speaker 1: tell you I just got out of jail. Did you
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  Speaker 1: she hearing the baby? Mean things step Dance say the
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  Speaker 1: kids when their mom not a wrong Give me a remote.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, all right? Mean things step dad say
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  Speaker 1: when the mother's not around. You know what the problem
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you're wrong with? You young mother? Things come out, baby boy,
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  Speaker 1: different type of in this world with guns with butter
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  Speaker 1: Mean boy, you saw baby boy, I hate you jail
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  Speaker 1: mean dan, Mean things step dad say to step kids
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  Speaker 1: when the mom not in room when you go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I would lock that dough. I definitely would lock that
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  Speaker 1: damn dough. One me me pains. Stepdad saved the kids
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: when their MoMA not around, Get your ass out to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: refrigerator for this. They say mean things, mean things to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: step Dad. Say that when when the mother's not around.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I got the meal bucks fixed. I'm scared, all right, kid,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: when the mom is not around, you know you won't
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: look too good at school. With one hour, you really
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: want they know? All right, Thanks guys, More of them
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  Speaker 1: Today's trending stories and more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, guys,
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  Speaker 1: our two favorite viral videos from this past weekend were
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  Speaker 1: Internet Sensation Andrew Caldwell. You know we're your mask? Were
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  Speaker 1: your man? Worry? I think we got a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of it, Shirley. Yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it.
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  Speaker 1: We're mad, We're no mask, own bad man, were no mask.
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• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: trying to get people's faked. I trying to get people laked.
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• 1:16:27
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• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to show, Well
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: what is going on? We asked that question a lot
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: around here. Yesterday was the sixteenth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: and a powerful Category four Hurricane Ida made landfall in Louisiana. Well, Carla,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you talk about hurricanes all the time because you've been
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: involved in them, which renders you sort of an expert
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: on the subject. On this show. You survived both Hurricane
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Katrina and Harvey. So what can you tell us about
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Hurricane Ida? And how can we help? How can we
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: help our neighbors in Louisiana, Hurricane Ida, Shirley. This is
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a very powerful storm and it's bad. It's up too
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: close to a million people without power right now, maybe
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: over eight hundred thousand, flash flooding, gusty winds, storm surges.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: It was a very very powerful storm and it's still powerful.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: It's heading up, you know, towards Tennessee, towards Mississippi, towards Alabama.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: It's not over at this point. You know. We are
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: asking for people to pray for people on the Golf
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Coast Hurricane Ida. But at the same time, we got
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: to help our neighbors. We can't just pray about it.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: We gotta have some action with it as well. So
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: go to Red Cross dit org you can make a donation.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: We know that FEMA dot gov. We saw the President
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: obviously declaring a state of emergency, uh in various states
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: that are affected by the storm, and so FEMA is
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: on it. If you need to see if you qualify
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: for assistance. Just can't believe the sixteen years later, another
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: category of four storm. It was only seven what wind
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: speed miles par hour from being a five when it
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: hits Yeah, yeah, and looking at it it looked like
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: it was more than that. The way the wind was,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you know, blowing us out of the stand. Yeah. And
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: speaking of Hurricane Ida, did you all see um Al
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Roker from NBC The Today's Show. He's sixty seven years old. Okay,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: he got slammed by the wind, the rain and the way. Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: But you know, when you have stars like that, I
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: don't think he needs to be out there. I don't
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: think that really does it right. Well, he wanted to go,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he almost got knocked down.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: He did post on social media that he's okay, and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: it is part of his job. I mean, that's what
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: he said, It's part of his job. Well, you can
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: see that from the window. I'm just too reported. You
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be on the ground. And matter of fact,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Jake will work if you look outside. You guys, be careful, y'all,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: be careful, y'all be careful. This is a very serious
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: situation we're dealing with right here. Coming up, it is
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. That's right Monday in
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: your face, okay O. We started off giving it mad
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: respect and now look at us, all right, and coming
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: up at forty nine minutes after. We'll close out the
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: show right after this you're listening to all right, guys,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: So before we get to our last topic of the day,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: just a reminder to please help our friends and neighbors
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: impacted by Hurricane Ida. We're asking that you go to
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Redcross dot org Redcross dot org to make a donation,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: and if you were impacted, go to FEMA dot gov.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Fema Fema dot gov to see if you qualify for assistance. Okay, please,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and we're praying for you. Yes, we are sixteen years
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: after Hurricane Katrina. Here we are Hurricane Ida. Unbelievable category
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: four hit. To say the Louisiana on Sunday, I have
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: to give a shout out. I had an aunt that
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: she came and stayed with me on Saturday. She was
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: in a car for over twelve hours trying. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: just I know some people did sixteen from from from
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: New Orleans to Houston sixty Yeah, that's that's how it
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: backed up. Yeah, that it order going west. Absolutely, So, yeah,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: she stayed with me and then she went to stay
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: stay with us and stay with her son who lives
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: in San Antonio. So she you know, was able to
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: get out an evacud. Yeah, my brother in law, my
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: husband's little brother is there and got hit. He had
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: to work and some damage done to his home. So again,
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  Speaker 1: pray for our neighbors, Pray for our friends in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: But do what you can't give back, because New Orleans
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  Speaker 1: is it's an important city. It's a big port there,
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  Speaker 1: and when that city is in trouble, it affects all
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  Speaker 1: of us. It affects And while you're praying, don't get Haiti.
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  Speaker 1: Haiti still needs you. That's right, that's right. That a
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  Speaker 1: country in La shedrid entertainer and a bunch of other comedians,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to raise money for Haiti. So that's still ongoing.
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  Speaker 1: We need you all to help everywhere. We got to
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  Speaker 1: help join each other mankind. And that's right. We're going
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  Speaker 1: so much right now, we really really are. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: feel good to see a real president addressing the issue
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  Speaker 1: by accepting responsibility. Was talking about wrong right right there
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  Speaker 1: at female headquarters right there, yes right there, wasn't throwing paper,
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  Speaker 1: tis ye, Compassion, empathy and the people in Afghanistan too,
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  Speaker 1: we hope that they get out. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: so much going on. It's just so much that's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you to our our servicemen and marine and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's putting your lives on the line every single Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well you mentioned the president. Um, well, he
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  Speaker 1: is trending right now for falling asleep during a meeting
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  Speaker 1: with Israel's Prime Minister Natalie Bennett. However, reports are debunking
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  Speaker 1: though rumors and saying that the president did not fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: While everyone had their attention on his eyes, many failed
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  Speaker 1: to notice that the president's fingers were continually in motion.
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  Speaker 1: And um so here's the question for for us the guys.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever fallen asleep during a meeting at work? Radio?
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  Speaker 1: First day I worked, I went to sleep. Ye on
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  Speaker 1: your first day? I didn't know y'all start this early.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep sneaks up on you. You know, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Sleep will get you when you ain't ready
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  Speaker 1: for sleep, It's gonna get you in. And you know
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  Speaker 1: he's been he's been a busy man, so you know
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  Speaker 1: he needs and y'all, y'all ain't never been president before.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what kind of stressed. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stress. But my point is it doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 1: your president or not. We all fell asleep at work.
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  Speaker 1: We just got rid of a guy who was sleep
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  Speaker 1: before damn years. So hey at the wheel man, have
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: y'all feel asleep? And somebody asked you a question and
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  Speaker 1: you gave her answer. They had nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: Just wake up, like yeah, yeah, yes, you don't take
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  Speaker 1: a nap. The nap takes you. You're right right right,
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  Speaker 1: and don't don't let it be a presentation. I did
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  Speaker 1: a presentation with Steve. What time was the lights? I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: had to turn it off to show a graph. He
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  Speaker 1: was like, well you didn't done it? Naep. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: was on the phone the other night. This has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with work, but it just reminded me. I
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  Speaker 1: was on the phone the other night talking to my
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: girlfriend Debbie, and um, all of a sudden, she said,
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  Speaker 1: what was that noise? And I said, oh, oh, oh
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  Speaker 1: that's a bear. That was a bear in the room.
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  Speaker 1: My butt completely off. I heard that. It woke me up.
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  Speaker 1: It was like like like that she head back, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's one you can hear yourself sometimes you're like me,
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  Speaker 1: that was me. I was like, that was that had
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  Speaker 1: to be a bear? No, that was a bear. Lets
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  Speaker 1: you wake up and somebody looking at you, and then
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  Speaker 1: you asked that stupid question. Was I sleep? Yeah, yes,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: yes that's it, Jay? Was I sleep and Shirley sleep talk?
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  Speaker 1: And so she's having full blown conversations and you're just
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: looking at her and you just want to elbow her.
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  Speaker 1: What dude, what are you talking with? Get up? So?
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  Speaker 1: How many church services have y'all feel asleepy rivers from
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  Speaker 1: going to sleep? Man? Yeah? Yeah, church. You never though
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  Speaker 1: sure that you can't be this problem. There was plenty
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: of movies though, Yeah, all sleep at the movies too,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: though you don't watch the movie the movie watch you right?
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  Speaker 1: What about school Fleeing? R B? What was it? Jake
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  Speaker 1: who was hit up the desk? Bronnma smiles? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Thomas smiles. You're not gonna pass at all? Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Our most famous sleep story was when Steve fell fell
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  Speaker 1: asleep in Vegas at that time with the clients on
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  Speaker 1: the air with the microphone in his hand, and fell
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  Speaker 1: out his hand. So y'all gonna get off our president
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  Speaker 1: because we all do it. We all do it, all right, Jay,
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