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Country Opening, Got To Go Back To Church, Candy Stories, Kid Finds 10K, Smoking Something, Parenting Tips, Fired From Job, Baller Questions, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, back to back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: amazing buck things. And it's not me true good of
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  Speaker 1: Steve has to move to other for Steve, please by,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining to be you doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn be luring the Yeah, very you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn you got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on, uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, y'all. I said that a little bit wrong
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  Speaker 1: this morning. But I'm tired. I just came out the gym.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little out of sorts right now. But it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'll pull it together. But let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 1: I got a clear cut message for you today. I
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  Speaker 1: really do you know? Um, as I've gotten older, I've
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  Speaker 1: began to take some supplements, and supplements are to help
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  Speaker 1: your body in things that it doesn't produce as much
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  Speaker 1: as it used to. You know, do you gotta take
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  Speaker 1: a vitamin supplement? Its mineral supplements because just you know,
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  Speaker 1: vitamin D supplement because vitamin DEA is important, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: as you get older sometimes your body doesn't produce it
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  Speaker 1: at the rate that it used to, and so you
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  Speaker 1: take supplements. You know, you got herbs that can help
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  Speaker 1: you out with digesting ginger. You know, things like that.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. It's a lot of things out there
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  Speaker 1: once you start talking to people that's in and know
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  Speaker 1: what health food stores and things of that nature. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going in there and you don't you're having trouble
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  Speaker 1: with this, or you're feeling like you're not your eyesight
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  Speaker 1: ain't quite what are you trying to get your hair
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  Speaker 1: and your nails together and they tell you to try
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  Speaker 1: buy it in or something like that, or or your
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  Speaker 1: joints is feeling a little ache and they recommend grew
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  Speaker 1: closer mean and congrunagen and you know, stuff like supplements,
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  Speaker 1: And I'll take supplements all the time. Supplements are designed
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  Speaker 1: to help you replenish what's been depleted in your body
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  Speaker 1: as supplements. Now, now people, I can tell you can
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  Speaker 1: speak a lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable
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  Speaker 1: on this subject. But just giving you a just a
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  Speaker 1: brief overview of minderstanding of now, if you've been living
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  Speaker 1: your life for a while. Supplements are necessary for most
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  Speaker 1: of us now. Also, if you've been living your life
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  Speaker 1: for a while spiritually, you may need some supplements because
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  Speaker 1: you've just been at it for a while. You don't
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  Speaker 1: got woe down a little bit, You're tied. Some people
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  Speaker 1: around you ain't changing. Some people around you draining. It's
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  Speaker 1: just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever get
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  Speaker 1: no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about how
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  Speaker 1: to handle it. It does not get any either easier.
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  Speaker 1: You continue to lose loved ones, you continue to have
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  Speaker 1: to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of
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  Speaker 1: time you become experienced and you can handle them better.
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  Speaker 1: But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual
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  Speaker 1: supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,
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  Speaker 1: the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the
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  Speaker 1: higher the dosage of God that you are willing to
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  Speaker 1: put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.
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  Speaker 1: You actually have the ability to make a conscious decision
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  Speaker 1: to supplement your body, and you have a conscious decision
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  Speaker 1: to supplement your spirit. You can do both So what
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  Speaker 1: I did was, I could just tell you what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I was taking all these supplements. I started taking supplements
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  Speaker 1: where I was about forty five. I think that's when
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  Speaker 1: I began. I was thinking about it one day and
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  Speaker 1: I just went wow, man. I started talking to some
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  Speaker 1: knowledgeable people. I found out I needed these things. But
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  Speaker 1: then spiritually, man, I started supplementing myself too. I started
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  Speaker 1: praying some more. I started trying to gain a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more knowledge and wisdom and understanding from scriptures and
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  Speaker 1: just try to make sense of all of it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just just make a little bit more sense out of
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  Speaker 1: my life, make sure that I was on the right path.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, get on the right path, find
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  Speaker 1: out my real purpose and my mission in life. And
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  Speaker 1: nobody can do that for you. That's something that you
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  Speaker 1: have to want to do. But I started supplementing spiritual
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  Speaker 1: side of my life and supplementing my body. Now I
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  Speaker 1: happen to be right now about in the best shape
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  Speaker 1: I've ever been in. Technically, I can assure you though
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  Speaker 1: I am in the best shape spiritually I have ever
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  Speaker 1: been in. Now my body has looked better, it really has.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, now, at where I am in
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  Speaker 1: life at the stage with the years I've been walking
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  Speaker 1: this earth. Man, I'm cool, but spiritually I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: best shape I've ever been in. And what it's done
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  Speaker 1: for me, y'all is it's gave me a peace and
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  Speaker 1: a calmness. You know, it used to be, man, I
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  Speaker 1: used to fight so hard against people who attack. Now, Man,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. It ain't that serious to me because now
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  Speaker 1: I have a full understanding that if I come under attack,
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  Speaker 1: that God is with me, because that's a promise he made.
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  Speaker 1: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's that's I said. Any
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  Speaker 1: weapon formed against you, any weapon formed against you, shall
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  Speaker 1: not prosper. You can't. You can't come and get me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here for you to take down because you
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  Speaker 1: didn't put me here. So why would I feel a
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  Speaker 1: person bringing me down when they're not the reason that
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. So when you attack me, you have to
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  Speaker 1: be careful because I ain't ever by myself. I formed
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with the most high that I can rely
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  Speaker 1: on for protection, for coverage, and for peace. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of times when things used to stress me out, how
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  Speaker 1: to run this, how to handle this, how to deal
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  Speaker 1: with that? You know, famous rough Man, and then you
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  Speaker 1: put that together with some business, and you put that
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  Speaker 1: together with your family. You got a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to tend to. I have a peace of
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  Speaker 1: mind about it now because I have someone who provides
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  Speaker 1: me with a sense of understanding and calm that lets
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  Speaker 1: me know that this tool shall pass. That it ain't
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  Speaker 1: just a saying that I heard old people say that.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't just something my mama used to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: It's something that can really happen. Once you get an understanding,
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  Speaker 1: this tool shall pass. This is just another piece of
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  Speaker 1: life that you are now better equipped to handle. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you what it's done for me. A millions of
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  Speaker 1: people out there hear me. Man has done the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for them. I'm telling it new to some people,
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  Speaker 1: but there's some people that show enough understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: And then if you if you have known this but
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  Speaker 1: kind of forgot it, it's time for some supplements. So
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  Speaker 1: when you get like that and now you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: in a situation with a disease or something, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do something. Nah, you gotta start juicing all your greens.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta start detoxing your body. You gotta start purifying
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  Speaker 1: the system. See, the human body has always had a
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  Speaker 1: weight to repair itself if you just give it a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind has always had a chance to repair itself
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  Speaker 1: if you give it a chance. And your spirit always
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  Speaker 1: has a chance to repair itself, if you give it
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  Speaker 1: a chance. It's the only way I can maintain at
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  Speaker 1: this level, and it's the only way I have any
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  Speaker 1: chance of going further. I have to increase my dosage
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  Speaker 1: of spiritual supplements. I got to talk to God a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more. I got to pray a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: I got to understand his word a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm telling you. Man, If you do that,
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  Speaker 1: if you just pray more, if you just studied a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more, man, just try to get an understand it,
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  Speaker 1: ask him to help you understand. It will open up
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  Speaker 1: the possibilities of your life into a realm you never
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  Speaker 1: could have imagined. I'm telling you that's real. Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show leties, gentlemen, bund girl, little him. You are
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  Speaker 1: baby boy. He's the youngest of five out of what's
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  Speaker 1: West Virginior holler number nine. They don't make no more
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  Speaker 1: like him. We're doing the show as countries, doing the
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  Speaker 1: country morning Show this morning, taking over all that old,
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  Speaker 1: all that hell dunk contemporary R and B. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: blue grass, bellow and stuff you know that we were doing.
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  Speaker 1: And we're doing an hour now today. And so Josh
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  Speaker 1: wanted to welcome everybody to the show this morning. Morning ladies,
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  Speaker 1: morning Stave. No, don't want you to try to participate.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't what you do. Just be your natural self.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna get real hockey in the minute. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to cut this other and out too, because he's liud.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve, Hello, Shirley, has you today? I am
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  Speaker 1: fine thing, wonderful one. Collie, Yeah, that's good morning, Welcome, Welcome, chickadee,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Junior, Morning up. That's the voice
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  Speaker 1: I like right there. Committed to Pimpy, Hello Jay, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Billy Hot Princie Lunch's hog last night.
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  Speaker 1: We're up late last night with a hunt. How you do?
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  Speaker 1: Stay right, dann live like I said, And of course
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  Speaker 1: my brother, Hello brother, good morning brother. How are you
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  Speaker 1: doing well? It's all good today. We're doing this show
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  Speaker 1: of rep sitting in for Steve. We've never let one
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  Speaker 1: in our house before, but I tell you what family feud.
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  Speaker 1: We let him in. I tell you what. He that
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  Speaker 1: fella right there has a look on his face sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: I like him. I tell you what. My mama likes.
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  Speaker 1: He got you to hang out with. Nobody said, damn,
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  Speaker 1: bang about it. You know what. My mama likes him,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just he's him. He's a nice but boy,
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  Speaker 1: you know he say whatever come on his mind. My
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  Speaker 1: cousin and my wife, who are the same perchon love him. Tick.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you that that's that's that's natural. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: and most people got that in there, fam we do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is one person that's right. I'll tell you something missing
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  Speaker 1: done to come out with that show with them kids on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that show? Is he Larius? Yeah? Well, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what that none of the big shot Larius. That
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  Speaker 1: thing nerve for that thing nerve I picture, I picture
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  Speaker 1: turn what trying not right? Now? What you what do
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  Speaker 1: you say that? Gang? My depends are full. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: today because I Kate missing meat. We'll come back with
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  Speaker 1: the show and it'll be regularly when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do this y'all all day. Thank you. Jeezus,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. He picture what you're listening show?
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  Speaker 1: It is time for something funny. Uh. When you know
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church, it's time. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to go okay, set up when you
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  Speaker 1: know it is time to take yo. But that the church?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I mean when you you get up and
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  Speaker 1: you go, whoa, I need to go get somebody needs
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  Speaker 1: to lay hands on me right like now. Jesus, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: how did I get here? When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you with somebody and you don't know their name, it
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  Speaker 1: is time to who who you talk about? Backsliding? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how long we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know, try to go back to church. When you
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  Speaker 1: wake up and this bike box you can't explain nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Who I'm doing too much? I'm doing too much? You
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  Speaker 1: know it? When you wake up and you got her
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  Speaker 1: phone home. What to here? We were just so and
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  Speaker 1: it's backwards you in the past and in the back,
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  Speaker 1: Pard in the front. That's the crazy, crazy visual right there,
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  Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to the church.
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  Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and
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  Speaker 1: starting to feel sometimes, yeah, you just to me, I
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  Speaker 1: never felt away left, all right, it's one You know
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to the church. When you
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  Speaker 1: see spake marks on your behind and you don't know
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  Speaker 1: how they got that. Yeah, you can't excuse me, did
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  Speaker 1: you know? And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? The next day when your lights watering
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  Speaker 1: game get turned off the same day, you can't do nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's time, you know, it's time to go back. When
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  Speaker 1: you wake up and your whole chest is pierced, time
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  Speaker 1: for you to go back to church. You've been arguing
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  Speaker 1: with this fine girl for I on ahead, trying to
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  Speaker 1: convince her that it ain't no way y'all can be couse,
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  Speaker 1: we're not really cousins. Now, come on, how you figuring
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  Speaker 1: that we're out down to the fifth? The fifth? It's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to church, you know, it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go back to church. When you wake up with
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  Speaker 1: a tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know that name,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's trying to go back to church. When you
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  Speaker 1: start stalking anybody, oh little women talking about everyway, time
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church. You had a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful night with a woman. You wake up and passed
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  Speaker 1: by the bathroom and she's standing up. Who is that?
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  Speaker 1: Help me? Launch? Come on? See you wake up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. This is how you know it's really you
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  Speaker 1: got to go. No, you wake up in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's eight eight open condom wrappers in the bed. You
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  Speaker 1: have no idea you did that though, you did? You
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  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to the church. When
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  Speaker 1: you wake up with a glass eye, you're holding the
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  Speaker 1: glass eye out of nowhere to nowhere. It's time to
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  Speaker 1: go that church. You run around looking at Yeah, where
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  Speaker 1: did I get a glass? It's really time to go
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  Speaker 1: back to church. Okay. When you wake up outside, it's
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  Speaker 1: somebody else's driveway. You have no idea that that's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's it's time to go back to church.
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  Speaker 1: When you wake up and everybody around you got clue
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  Speaker 1: cluck clan hood. What did I do? Time for you
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  Speaker 1: to go back to church? You wake up you got
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  Speaker 1: a pentagon drawn on your chicks, and you got a
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  Speaker 1: book entitled ten Cool Things about Say you know it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go back to church when you wake up
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  Speaker 1: with peanut butter all over your body, no jeal, no jelly.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Nephew, tell me he's run that prank back? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Here we go. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anne will be here
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  Speaker 1: with our national news and headlines. But first, Nephew is
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  Speaker 1: up with us. Run that prank back? What you got
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  Speaker 1: nef you bouncing checks at the church? Wow? Y'all know
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  Speaker 1: who you are that bouncing checks at the church? Is
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  Speaker 1: that your Christian voice? Oh? Because you're a chick, you're
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  Speaker 1: bouncing chick? Okay, here it is. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach a Monica system. Monica Please, who's calling? This
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  Speaker 1: is brother brother de Sean. I'm calling. Actually I'm a
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  Speaker 1: member at a Greater Commissionary Baptist church. How can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? As I'm calling you? Actually about the offering? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Did you you? I know you paid your ties, but
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  Speaker 1: you also every Sunday. Okay, Now you paid a love
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  Speaker 1: offering as well? Right, yes, I do? Okay, Now this
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  Speaker 1: past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left
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  Speaker 1: us with the bank, right, right, I sure did. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote a check sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars. Am I correct? Right? Right?
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  Speaker 1: I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the love offering. Okay, Now, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I know. First of all, you know I
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  Speaker 1: didn't ask you how did your day going? You're doing
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  Speaker 1: all right? My dad's fun? How about yours? I'm like
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm blessed now, But what is this call regarding?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you calling me? Well, what I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: tell you is that I hate to be a bar
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  Speaker 1: of bad news. But your check that you wrote for
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  Speaker 1: two fifty actually has bounced. And wait a minute, you
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  Speaker 1: said my check bounce for two hundred and fifty dollars,
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  Speaker 1: Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you
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  Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifth as well as you know
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  Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars UH in bank fees.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
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  Speaker 1: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
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  Speaker 1: I don't see to it that that that one bounced out.
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  Speaker 1: All I know is the one that the love offering
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  Speaker 1: has bounced. What did you put them in at the
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  Speaker 1: same time? Because I wrote him at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
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  Speaker 1: them in for the last two three years. The problem
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  Speaker 1: is why would people write, there is your name, m
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  Speaker 1: brother Deshaun, and you was at it Sunday I was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't ain't get matters when when I was there, man,
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  Speaker 1: The problem is that I didn't put these checks in.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
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  Speaker 1: the tracks none they're gonna because a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: write that good well not right bad checks? Well? Why
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  Speaker 1: one clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have enough money for both of them to clear?
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  Speaker 1: What What did you just say? Maybe you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: enough money in the bank for both of them to clear.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why people write the planning money in
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  Speaker 1: the bank and all my checks clear. I don't write
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  Speaker 1: no damn rubber checks. Well, you wrote one on Sunday
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: give a lotus? Wait a minute, I think you got
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't wrote that to be nice to you. I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: trying to be nice to you. Win. Can we expect
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So we quit
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars? That's the bank feeds man for the doll
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't check
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: my bank and if my check clear, you're gonna pay
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about a
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars check bounce. I don't write
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: no damn Why would you write check? What you want
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to sit up in the church and write these big
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: number checks when you know you ain't got it in
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the bank. What did you say? I said, why would
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: you write these checks when the money ain't in? Now,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: let me tell you it's one thing. I don't write
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: no bad check, and you got a lot nerds calling
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: me telling me my check bounce. Your check is the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: one that has bounced, and you tell you what you do?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Since my check bounce, you paid them, since you got
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: all the money, And don't call me with this again?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Call her bad cat, call her back Hello. Don't you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: hang upon me no more? When don't we gonna get
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: this two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: church toll my I wrote a bad check, I write, No,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: you didn't write a bad check. I didn't write no
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: bad Yes you did. Why are you calling me? Why
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure is bis.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't never know the deacon called nobody about no
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: bad check. You're fully thank you? You got the damn
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: money I ain't got. Who in the hell is that
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: in the background? Who is that for? Mine? Who it is?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: We're both gonna to the same church and you're gonna
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: call me to my I wrote a bad check. You
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: don't you call me no more? And if the check
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: bands you paid? Okay? He passed to know you talking
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: like this? Do pass to no you calling me? Can
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna get
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: this two fifty, two hundred and eighty dollars is what
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: we're looking for from you? I wrote a check for
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: two fifty and not get two eighty. You put the
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars with it. You put two fifty in there,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: it bounce. Thirty dollars cost us on bake fees. That's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: two eighty waking the church. Expect the money never not
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: no two eighty. You will never get to eighty. You're
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: gonna make me come by your and my check in
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: But what did you say. I'm gonna do what You're
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: gonna make me come by your house and get this money,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: bring it own, bring it bring you what is the
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: address on this check? Check? I got it off the check,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Bring your own. I bet you you'll be limping back
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm watching you. You bet now be spending no
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: money nowhere. You've been not spend nothing until I get
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to Okay, No,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you don't you know where I am, and you don't
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and the other bounce. Let me say this to you.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: We cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in the Sunday until we get coming up in the Sunday,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sure I find your because you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the person I want to see you go. And you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna call the pastor right now and
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: ask him because I don't believe my check bounce you fuller? What?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Let me say this? Before you called pastor, I got no,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced a check. You should
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you call me with it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I tall a pastor. One I get, But I got
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: one more thing to say before I leave. But you're listening.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You just got prayed by your girlfriend. What did you say, baby?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: This isn't what did you say? I'd say? This is
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Nephew timme me, baby, bro the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna beat that. She
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: just left him flying out to her. She didn't. I'm
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: oh lord, baby, are you serious? I'm serious, baby, I'm
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: your check has not bounced gone into church Sunday and
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: let's sa let's we're gonna we got a lot to pray.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been cursed. Oh my god. Y'all
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: need to stop this. Y'all get Let me ask you
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: one more thay though, baby, what is the baddest radio
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning to stop it? Now?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Cut that out? Now, you don't bounce checks at the church.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You know how quick the church check clear? Now? Do
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you know they clear on Sunday night? They be in
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: there all right? Miss Anna's coming up next with our
• 29:22
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• 29:29
  Speaker 1: well welcome Steve Harvey's Daytime Story, Hi, boys and girls,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And today's daytime story is all about cam Baby. Don't
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  Speaker 1: Where do you do something wrong? You're gonna get cuss
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: smooth out. We'll gather around boys and will work on
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'll be using names of
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: actual candid and I will describe everyone on the show.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Let us start with Shirley. She's a helper mit pat.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: In order to get that kit cat, you got to
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: have a big pay day. Yeah, he's using that baby talk.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a big pay day, like a hundred grains.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't got the money, You just a milk. Let's move on.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Then there's Calmer, my little armad Jordan Dog, Chocolate Armor
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  Speaker 1: Joy and she's married to old and they got together
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  Speaker 1: and compulated and had themselfs a little baby roof. Your
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: baby roof is at the house. But some days if
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you cross her, it can go really bad for you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: She becomes a real sour pas. But on her best
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: days you can hear her in the background just being
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a jolly red Well. Then that's Junior. We like to
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: call him Junior Mint. Most days he just fits over
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: the Andy Snickers bust out in the old Laffy Ta.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Julia is a part of the three Musketeers. That would
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: be Tommy, Jay and Judy. Everybody speaking of Tommy Tommy
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: can be a real dumb dull. I'm time to get
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the attitude. He just a real sour talking when he snapped,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: extra hardy becomes assaulted army. Then there's the new comer
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to the show, Jay Anthony Brown. He's a diabetic. Yeah
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: that makes him hot a sugar day or leaves me
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: used to be my favorite candid too. I'm just a
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: big old box of good and plenty with a lot
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: of zeros behind my chicks. Some days I'm an Almond John.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: But no matter what, I'm dyning Mike Beeo, which means
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm the big boat. This has been Steve Harvey's daytime
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  Speaker 1: Stories candy addition, ladies and gentlemen, our very own voice
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  Speaker 1: of reason, miss Anne Tripp. Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: out there. This is Anne Trip with the News. In Houston, Texas.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: One hundred thousand dollars being offer for information leading to
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the rest of the white man who drove alongside a
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: black woman and her four children and fired into her car,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: killing a seven year old girl. Police say the mom
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: was driving her children to a convenience store to buy
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: juice on the second to last day of the year
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: when a white man in a red pickup to start
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: a shoot at them. Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonsala says
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: they're looking for this guy. Our investigators have been working
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: around the clock making sure we're falling up on those
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: leads and also being proactive, also working very closely with
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: partners from different agencies out there as well as local, state,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and federal partners as Well's our top priority is to
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: bring justice for Jasmine and also that we get this
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: killer off our streets. Laporte Washington was hitting the leg.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Her little daughter, Jasmine Bars was fatally shot in the head.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And now police in Wichita, Kansas say that a former
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: male model who calls himself Trace Riff, has been charged
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of the racist and really cowardly crime. They say Riff
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: is accused of kicking a one year old little black boy.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: The black child was one years old, kicking him to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the ground, going on a racist rant, calling him the
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: N word and all that and saying I'm a white
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: supremacist local to our chapter of the NAACP and the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Anti Defamation League condemning the act of crimes being investigated
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: by the FBI and the local police. Meanwhile, little boy
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and his eleven year old sister who was with him
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: at the time, while afraid to leave the house, fraid
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to go out. Congress is now back in the session.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: The Senate is still controlled by Republicans, but now the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Democrats are in control of the House, and the first
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: woman ever to be named Speaker of the House has
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: now won the position again, The Honorable Nancy Pelosi of
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the State of California, having received a majority of the
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: votes cast, is duly elected Speaker of the House of
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Representative for the one hundred sixteen Congress, and she says
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: she wants to get to work right away, and they are. Meanwhile,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: at least three Senate Republicans get this, Three Senate Republicans
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: are calling on the Congress to work out a deal
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: with the Democrats to and the government shut down and
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: without an agreement on Trump's border wall, if need be,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: looks like it's kind of dead on arrival in the Senate, though,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: because Senate leading Mitch McConnell says if the water wall
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: money's done in there, he's not dealing with it. And
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the President certainly got not going to sign the bill.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: In Florida, authorities say two eighteen wheelers and two cars
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: crashed into each other. Yesterday on I seventy five year Gamesville,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: there was a huge explosion and fire. At least seven
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: people were killed, including some children. That again Florida outside Gainesville.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: New Mommy Serena Williams has been voted top Female Athlete
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  Speaker 1: of the Year by the Associated Press Sports Writers. This is,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: by the way, the fifth time she's been so arnored.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: And finally, today is National Spaghetti Day. But what's spaghetti
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: without the proper topper? Yes, and I could really use
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: a spicy meat the ball right now with a little bread,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: garlic bread. Anyway, this has an enter with the news.
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  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve, guys, listen to this.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, a California teenager, found a purse with ten
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars inside, okay, and decided to be a good
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Samaritan and return it. His name was romy Z. He
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: was driving home from school when he noticed a black
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: bag in the middle of the road. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: He searched the purse to find the owner's info and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: was shot to see the money. To shot to see
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars. When he couldn't find the owner's number,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: he and his parents turned the bag into the Santa
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Barbara County Sheriff's office. Yeah, the sheriff, Yeah, the law Yes,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: would I dragged the law in today? Ronie Z is
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: sixteen years old, Steve? What would I tell my mom
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: and dad about it? What is they doing? Though? Okay,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: well I was sixteen, I might have found ten thousand dollars.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: It would have been a brand new Maverick in the driveway,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: because you can get a brand new Maverick back then
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: for about six thousand. What I had a brand new
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Maverick Wow, back of left flue with the black from
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the top. What. Yeah, he's sixteen years old, he says. Now,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: listen to what he says. You may agree or not,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: but he says to me, I figured this is the
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: right thing to do. Well, listen, this is what What
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: else he said? Steve? He figured if the roles were
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: reversed and I had lost something with a significant sum
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: of money inside, I know I would want it back
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: for sure. Well you still be, won't it? You have
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to do better, keep up with your people, Do understand
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: when they got a blessed standing right in the face. Well, okay,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: eventually the police officer, he did the right thing. Who
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I think he did the right thing. When you found something,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: it's yours, it's just right. Not necessary, okay, we listen. Listen.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: They found the owner, The police found the owner, the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: sheriff the owner, I'd got you the stuff you didn't have.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: The owner was grateful. Let me show you how grateful
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the owner was. The owner gave Ramy one hundred dollars.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I'll see right there, see right there, head team, I'd
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: have had a whole new Guchi water in the middle
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: of the school year. What I want back in the hall?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Out about the house across the free from my mind, yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the owner believes she left her purse. You know how
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you're getting in your car, your hands to full.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You might have something in your hand, and you put
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: it on your roof of the car. Yeah, and you're
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: forgetting You get in the car and d Yeah. Do
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: you know how many girls I would have been treating
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: down at Dippy's Wings. Don't where about your shot? If
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I find ten thousand dollars, I'm gonna be the most
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: popular ugly ass dude. I might be ugly, but I
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: got ten brands. You're listening show all right, it is
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette Steve, Jay, Tommy and Junior. Come on,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Jay quickly said this one every week. It's the same
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: thing you test comedy ability. Put five septs on the wheel.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: When a wheel stop? Who let it rip, because that's
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: what we do. Baby. Here are the five subjects, Thank
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: you Jay. Number one, people who don't like plantings. That's me.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: That's me. Do that on my plate. That is not
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: a banana, all right. Number two, stop lying you're smoking something,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: all right. Number three whiskey breaths. Four people who get
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: in get on other people's nerves. That's number four. And
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: number five I thought they were dead already though it
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: was already. Say that all right, wheel, come on, let's
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: go with the wheel to do it? Stop? Be it all, really,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: be it all. H Stop lying you're smoking. I know
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: you smoking something. We've been at this light for an
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: hour and a half and you ain't moved. Everybody is
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: passing us and we're still sitting here, and you got
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: that daze look on your face. You something. Don't tell
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: me you ain't on that. I know exactly what you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: tell of these people. With my family. Somebody got on
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the phone with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, I know you smokeself that favorite three. Okay,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: put you put your put the phone to your stuff
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and let me talk to this day. I know you're smoking.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I asked you. I asked you who you
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: went to the party with, and you said it was
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you and scoop. It do you're smoking? You're really smoking something. Man.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You leave out somebody's house, huh. And you get to
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the stair when you head down the steps and you
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: look back and your boy just standing there looking at
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dog, It's
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: just some steps. Come on, dogs, just steps. Man, What
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the hell going on? Yeah? Yo know I had a dude,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: dude that one time. Just stop at the step. I said, boy,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: you're here so high coming step mountain. You you ain't high,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: but your eyes are crimson red. Really really, you ain't
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are crimson red. You're smoking something, man,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I tell you know. They're really
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: smoking something. When they've been missing for two weeks and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they come back like they just left for a ten
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: minutes ago. Okay, you smoke something. Everybody looking for you.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I know they're smoking because they always show it right
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: before the holiday. I hear you. When you decide you're
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: gonna wash your hair. You go in the bathroom. There's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: a sink there, there's a bathtub there. Why are you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: in the tarlet in your hat? You can't come up
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: to sit around with your boys talking. He waited everybody
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: get through, and he said, you know what that thing
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm going and buy that new But guy, yeah,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: got it, he's smoking something. You tell me you ain't smoking.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of little got little hole, little
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: burn holes on everything. You are everything. You take one
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: shirt out, it's got burnt holes on it. You pull
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: another shirt out, it's got burnt holes on your cos
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: See burnt holes everywhere everywhere. But you ain't smoking that.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I got one. This is how you know you're smoking. Man,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson came to see mother. Okay, okay, okay, he
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: was there. Man, ain't gotta picture neck. You'll be back,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: haf You tell me sprank right after this. You're listening
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after we have
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: today's crazy strawberry letter. But right now, come on, nephew,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: what you got prank phone call calling? You know about this,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and I know about this because my little girl's cheer
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: leading yours is too. This right here, bottom of the pyramid.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Your baby don't get married because you know your baby,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: your baby. I love it. Come on, Jake, what did
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you say? I'm sorry, Let's not try that again to
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: make babies coming? All right, baby on the bottom, all right,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: A little baby can't hold a big baby. Bottom of
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the pay Hello, Hello, hello, hello, yeah, can you hear me?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Angela an twitter? H just a second,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: let me count it down. Okay, Hi, who are you
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: trying to reach? I'm trying to reach Angela. This is Angela.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this se hi Angela. This is Chip Chip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the summer. Oh hi, Chip, what can I do for you?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a courtesy call your daughter.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You got here signed up for four weeks with the camp,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: right yeah, but Joe, Yeah, this is your guys third
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  Speaker 1: year being a part of the camp. Yep and she's
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: really excited. She loved coming to the camp, and we
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: think it's a great thing for how to be involved in.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: What's that? Okay, you guys just finished the whole cheerleading
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: season two, am I right? The competition season? Yes, there's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: coming off of that, right right, Okay, Well, we're getting
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: ready for the summer and everybody's excited about coming out
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  Speaker 1: and being a part of what's going on. So here's
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted to give you a little bit. Like
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm the new camp director. I was just
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: starting at this job. I got a few notes that
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: we're giving to me about about, so I wanted to
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: give you a call and see if I could talk
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to you about it. A few notes giving to you
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about Yeah, just a couple of notes. I don't think
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: it's anything that we can make sure it's okay. What
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: kind of note. Well, it's been brought from my attention
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that some of the parents whose daughters are out there
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: as well, there's going to be there this summer a
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: little concerned about her being on top of the pyramid
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: that she's h is getting a little heavy shit she
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: wait ho ho home? You calling me about some some
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: other pairs and said about how big my child is
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: or how much my child ways? Is that what you're
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What I wanted to let you know was we're gonna
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: put as a base. Oh no, you ain't gonna put
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: no base. I don't not already take my money? And
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: what you say your name is Chip? And um, how
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: long have you been the director? Because I was just
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: up there two weeks ago and they told me that
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: she was gonna be the same position that she was
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: last year because that is what worked, that's the formation
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: that works. So I don't even know what you supposedly
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: that some of the girls are complaining that she's too
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: heavy to hold up. So that's what it seems to
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: be the problem in there. They're not getting a strong
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: enough tier man. And I'm wait a minute, wait, wait
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: a minute. I know, well she ain't the biggest one.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I felt, have you been myself? My child is not
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: the biggest child lot there? When it because I would
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: see you have not seen these hileyas and some baby
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: so moost I felt, Okay, hang on, s Angela, I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: want you to calm down now. Ain't nobody gonna calm down?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Because I have not already paid my money, and that
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be talking about what parents what Harrison said? Something
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: is it? Uh? Is it Carrie Man? I'm not. I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: not gonna state who it is, but let's just say
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: it was several these Harris has got something to say
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: about my child and her position on the chimleading squad.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Because if you ain't gonna fuck up no name, then
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand what you're calling me about. I'll tell
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you one thing. When she get out felt I didn't
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: pay my money, she better not be on no face.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: She better be in the hour. I guarantee you that. Right. Nah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I've been hanging with these celer. Nobody said nothing to
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: me about and her weight and all that. Okay, Angela,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: can you hear me? I just wanted you to hear
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  Speaker 1: me clearly. I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I see them, I will critique what I think. You
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: don't even need to be calling me because you ain't
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: even seen nothing. So you calling me with them? He says,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: she's from some other parents that's been skinned and grinned
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: in my face, and they now wanted you been nothing
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: to me. They have't been in my house. We didn't
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: have parties always here with the competition every weekend, every
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me about
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: my baby. I tell you what, why don't you call
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: your girls on the three way? Mister Chip? If you
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: can't call him on the three I got them noms.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I call him on the three way. Okay, Okay, Look man,
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  Speaker 1: all I wanted to do is make you aware of
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: the possibility that she may be a black Thank you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you have made me aware. And I guarantee you that
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: if I bring my big yellow up and come to
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the practice, I guarantee you she won't be in a face.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: How much you want to bet on that, mister Chip. Look,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna quit holler at me. And I told you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I would try to take a look at these girls.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: But I tell you what your thought is gonna be
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: a face or she's gonna be a back support, whichever
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I decide. She's started to do. Who enough? Do you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: think you're holling that? Mister Chill? No, that's not how
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. As a matter of fact. As
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, mister Chip, are you at the registration,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Say but two days I'm here now while people are
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: registered and you're sorry. Let me turn it around. I'll
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm on my way up there. Why
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: don't you and the parents has been complaining? Why don't
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: all y'all come to the table and we're gonna have
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: come to Jesus meeting about whether it's gonna be but
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: it's coming up season because I'm not going to tolerate this.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I've been told you, I've been paid my money and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: this high is going down. Game? What what is it
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that you game? Way or night? What does they have
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to do with her chin meeting? Dude? You agree that
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: probably bigger than most of the girls on the team.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It's not bigger than most of the girls on the team.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Uh mon, daughter's visited and she wasn't no base. Last
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: ship they hiked up up. Some gonna get up too.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: We all just gonna be big and plumped up in
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the air. I'm turned around and I'm here to tell
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you the traction table, so you just be with it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Be rid before you get here. There's something else I
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: need to tell you. Ain't gotta tell me something. All
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta do is men, have you and the pairs
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: around that table when I get there, Because I'm on
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: my way up there right now, then y'all can say
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: all y'all gotta say in my well, I wanted before
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you get before you get it. I just want to
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: let you know what this is. Nephew timent from the sea.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Who this is on this phone? Wait? Wait, wait, women,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. What did you just say? This
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: is a nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning showy god,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: oh lord, Rochelle, that's another parent named Rochelle. She thought
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: for y'all are good friends out there? Oh? She got so?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: She want to break out? All right, we're gonna see
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the season start. My daughter uniform. She's gonna be able
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to perform. We look up to hers. How about I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: want to break out me? Oh? Man, hey, let me
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: ask some baby. What is the baddest and I mean
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, none other than
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: the show? She was no very vocal, Uncle Steve. They
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: take it so serious. Man, I've been to the Chilian competition.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Who do these parents? Man? I don't know if they
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: didn't get to be the Chili that they wanted to be?
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  Speaker 1: And what is it called? Because y'all y'all trying to
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  Speaker 1: live Look at it and my daughter had had a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: little problem with my son play my grandson playing basketball.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: If you don't speak up for your child, nobody else will.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: That's right, And that's basically what it is. That's all
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: it is. We don't want you don't want your child
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to get played. You ain't gonna say if your baby
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: one thirty, your baby can't be at the top. My mamma,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: if you heard me, she gonna talk about your baby
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: trying to throw a fat ass in there ain't nobody
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the baby's and they even broke two of the baby's
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: arms trying to catch this little fat health. Hey, well
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: we're just all getting lad letter walk back? How about that?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: This little walk back? Why why she got the chill?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Why should be a flat girl? You know Alabama State
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: got the hunt it? But he's why she joining the hound.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I don't get a damn sh ain't she's still big
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  Speaker 1: enough to be a honeybee flag girls always a little picture.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't say that. Yeah, okay, know not, it'd
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: be nice, man. I like it something for all of
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: the women to be able to do. You know, you
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: can't just anybody can't be a little bit of size
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  Speaker 1: of zero in two. Yeah, I've always liked the flag.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I liked the bee. Hey, j can I borrow your megaphone?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: You know whatever? All right, we got the Strawberry Letter
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: coming up. You're listening show. All right, it is time
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. But before we get to it,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: let me just let you know that if you have
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: an issue, if you need some advice, please write to
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: us at Steve Harvey FM dot com. Right, Steve, that's right,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: because we take these letters seriously. If you could just
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: send us something, I don't let us dan. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air one day,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: maybe today, this could be you. All right, Steve HARVEYFM
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Send all your letters there? All right, all right, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. It's time. Buckle up and hold on time.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: We got the straw every day subject. They don't make
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  Speaker 1: them like they used to. Dear Stephen Shirley, I want
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  Speaker 1: your honest opinions. I'm young, and I have a great job,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: my own place, and I'm happily single. For now. Here's
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: my issue. I don't think a strong independent woman should
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: stand by a broke man or wait for him to
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  Speaker 1: reach his full potential. People always say I should not
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: overlook a man that falls short financially, but I prefer
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to remain strong because I am not afraid of being alone.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: So many women go through the emotional struggles of being
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: with a man just to say they have a man.
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  Speaker 1: So is it selfish for me to live my own
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: life and continue to pray for the man that God
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: will send to me. I understand that men are natural hunters,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: so once they see what they want, they will keep
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: pressing for it. How do I know that a man's
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: intentions are genuine and he's not looking for the come up?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: What if he's a really great guy but he's living
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: check to check. I have been in these types of
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: relationships before, and they each ended up as a waste
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: of time and energy. Don't get me wrong, I've been
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: broke before, so I'm not doubting anyone now that I'm
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: doing much better and I'm able to take care of myself.
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  Speaker 1: If it's bad that I don't settle for half a
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: man just to say I have a man, seems like
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: more men are looking for someone to take care of
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: them now. I'm not bashing all men, but what's really
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: going on nowadays? Well, I mean, you know you're perfectly,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: of course, within your rights to feel how you feel.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: You said, you're not bashing all men. You're just you know,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: talking about the kind of men that you don't want,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: which is a good thing. I think you know what
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you do want. You say you've been broke before. You're
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: not downing anyone. You want to be with someone you
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to settle. I think that's perfectly fine. You
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: shouldn't settle. You shouldn't settle. If you're truly praying for
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the man that God wants to send to you, then
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: that's what you should be open to. Uh. You'll know
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  Speaker 1: when it's a man that God sends, God send for you,
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  Speaker 1: because he'll be a godly man. Uh. Yeah, men are
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: natural hunters. Steve used to talk about that on the
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: show all the time. But I think what you need
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to stay close to is what you're praying for. Is
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: you're praying for God to send you the man that
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you want. But just make sure you're everything. You know,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: make sure your whole and you know you're a good
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  Speaker 1: person and you're a good woman. You have something to
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: offer the world and a man, Okay, don't just look
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: for a man to come and make you whole. Already
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: be whole. Okay, it's okay for you to be strong
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and independent and all of that stuff. Just you know,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: if you're really praying for God to send you a man,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: just wait for that, all right, Steve, Well, this is
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a weird letter, yeah, because she's saying a couple of things.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, I wish I knew how old she was,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: because this has a lot to do with it. Now.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You know, if you don't think that a strong, independent
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: woman should stand by a broke man or wait for
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: him to reach his full potential, then you feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: But let me say tell you something you're saying a
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: broke man. You said you've been in relationships with people
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: who live check to check. Let me say something to you.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: The majority of people are living check to check. That's
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a financial fact. Chapter check don't mean you're broke. It
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: means you're in a situation where in three checks you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: could be completely out. Well, most people live that way
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: until they pull it together. If you're looking for a
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: man that's already made, what you haven't said directly in
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: this letter, but what appears to me that you've said
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: in this letter that you want somebody that's already made,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: then get in line, because line is gonna be long.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: And if you're young, that are men who are in
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: the building process. It takes men some time to pull
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: themselves together. It just does a man that's in their twenties.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard to find a guy that has
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: it together in his twenties. It's going to be hard
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: because that's the learning phase of life. So, ma'am, you've
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: said quite a lot in this letter. Now, is it
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: true that some men are looking to be taking care of? Yep, yep,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: that's true. They're easy to spot because they're looking to
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: be taken care of. They don't want to pay for
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: the dinners. They don't want to pay to take you out.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: They ain't looking to sponsor, no trips, they ain't looking
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: at it. Okay, what you know? What are you talking
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: about now? For guys living check the check and trips
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: ain't really available right now. Maybe once a year. But
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: he's doing everything else he can that men do. Then
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: you might have a good prospect that you're passing on
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: because he's not made yet. Men who have means. Just
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: because a man got money don't make him a good man.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Oh true, Oh, did I just say that, Oh yes,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: just because a man gotten money don't make him a
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: good man. So now you can pass up on these
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: other men who may have better qualities and less funds,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: and go for the funds and get the less quality man. Also,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you said you're asking God to send you a man.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: If that's the case, what's the letter for? See this
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: is high read letters as Sherley's right about several things
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: she said in her comment to you about it. Now, look,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you can be by yourself, but who really want to
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: be by the self? Though? I mean, let's just have
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: an honest convers put your hand down. Other than his
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: bitter ass, evil, distraught old ass, don't ran over used
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and abused guy like that? Other than that who don't
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: want to be alone? Everybody wants somebody. Then you say,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: how do I know that the man's intentions are genuine
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: and he's not looking for the come up? Like I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: told you, it's easy. He gonna want a lot of stuff.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: What if he's a really great guy but he's living
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: check the check. If I were you, I would signed
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: up for that, because that really great guy hard to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: come by. He ain't gonna always be living check the check. Now,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: great guys turn it around. Eventually, great guys become great men,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: become great father has become great husband. A right, money
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: don't determine none. I am a preacher to Yes, you are, amen, Amen, Amen,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: And you can preach them more. Part two of your
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: sermon coming up at twenty three after the hour. You're listening,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's get to part two
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. They don't make
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: them like they used to. Is this you know? I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: was talking about this young lady who sayings too many
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: contradictory things in her letter about coming up. She's talking about, uh,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: you know, majority of people living check to check. Some
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: men are looking to be taking calum. I told her
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: to the man that has money, don't make him a
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: good man. H you're gonna have to Should I take
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: a man who's living check the check but it has
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: great quality? Yeah, because he's on the come up. It
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: takes a long time for a man to get it together.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: And on the break, I was reading another line she
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: said that was quite contradictory. She said, Don't get me wrong,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I've been broke before, so I'm not downing anyone Okay,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you got that line, Shirley, I do huh. Don't get
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: me wrong. I've been broke before, so I'm not downing anyone.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Then she said, now that I'm doing much better and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I'm able to take care of myself, here's the contradictory.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Is it bad if I don't settle for a half
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: a man just to say I have a man? Now?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: You just said you've been broke before, so you're not
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: downing anyone. Now you're telling me because if a man
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: don't have his finances together, that he's half a man. Wow, sister,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me let me help you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: understand something. You are setting yourself up for contradictory life.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: A man's money has nothing to do with his level
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: of manhood. Some of the best men I know and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: have known in my life have far less than I
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  Speaker 1: have right now, but I have the utmost respect for them,
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  Speaker 1: love and admiration. I am constantly in a quest to
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  Speaker 1: become my father all day. I'm just trying to be
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  Speaker 1: slick Harvey, that's all. I'm trying to be the hardest
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  Speaker 1: working man I ever knew, the best husband, and the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: best father I've ever seen. This dude was there. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't miss a beat. He didn't miss a beat. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm trying to be. My dad ain't had a
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  Speaker 1: tenth of the money I got, but he was the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: best example of manhood I ever saw. So, sister, I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: think you're wrong, and I think you got to make
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: an attitude adjustment. Now you saying something in the letter
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: about um. So's it selfish for me to live my
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  Speaker 1: own life and continue to pray for the man that
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: God will send to me. Suppose God send you this
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: really great man who's living check to check. That's the church,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: say man a man, Amen again, because I just can't
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: knock these cats that don't have it financially together. Because
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something, I was gonna stay. I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: was that dude. I lived in a car for three years. Man.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure man, I met a couple of girls
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  Speaker 1: while I lived in a car. They ain't see the potential.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't blame them, And she wouldn't have been in
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: there with you for sure. Oh no, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: asked nobody to come get in this car with me.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I knew I wasn't a good catch, but I hung
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: in there. I just kept ain't in there. These men
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  Speaker 1: gonna eventually get it together. Good men become good husbands,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: become good fathers. You're gonna miss out on a good
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: husband and a good father because he don't have a
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: good check right now. But if he working and got
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: a plan and putting it together, that's called potential. And yeah,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you should marry potential, and yeah you should hook up
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: with potential because y'all can build something together. Everybody would
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: love to meet mister rich man and go on and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: get their life made right off, But them numbers is few.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: So listen to me, ladies. It's already hard to find
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a good man. Now you're gonna narrow the search to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: a good rich man? What what at only five percent?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Here's a rate? Okay? Can I preach now? Yes, sir,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: right ahead. Five percent of people make ninety five a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: cent of the money in the world. Five percent make
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: ninety five percent of the world. So now you want
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: what you cannot be looking for one of them five percenters.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: You know what kind of options they got? Yes, want
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: a shop? Do you understand me? They shopping how they
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: want to shop? They got options. Don't put yourself in
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: that position. Find you a good man with some great potential,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: and y'all going and build a life together. Stop looking
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: for these rich dudes, because you ain't the only one.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: That line is long, and they take advantage of the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: long lines. They interview a lot of people. Yes, and
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the wrong with you, they're not that long. Thank you
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: for the Strawberry Letter. If you have a letter, or
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: condition or situation that you would like some help with,
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• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com and we could be reading, dissecting,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: and helping your life. All we could make a complete
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: mockery of your letter. It just like yesterday. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: yesterday was a marckery letter. Today was some serious help
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: right here for women in need. Thank you very much.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Those are my remarks of the Strawberry Letter to you
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  Speaker 1: have a condition and omn or ligature A cipheronotic epodemical silence.
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  Speaker 1: I like this fanatic cianatic. You know what I'm saying, Well,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: you don't, human not when we come back, I'm gonna
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: tell you this word I'm made up on a fan futures.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening to show all right,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: we're We're still in the middle of this conversation. Steve.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: You asked us this question, how do we feel about um,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: your our kids. Yeah, I'm not no, I'm not no.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just want your honest opinion. You can't say. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: was just wondering. I said, how do you feel about
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: your children who are of age dating, being involved with
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: their significant other wanting to come on vacation with you.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it. It's not a yeah,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: it's cool. It's it might be fun, it might be
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of fun. It's like a family' you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: know what. Because I was thinking, there's still my baby's
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: still a baby to me, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: she is. I still he's still my Baby's twenty one,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: she's still my baby. To be cool with it, because
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I would be uncomfortable with him. I only have a
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: ten year old daughter, but she can't bring her boyfriend
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: on trips with us. I guess it's just not well,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: you're not the tash will papa gasket. Yeah, having this
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: discussion because you know, because of what we talked about,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, We're not they're going to have sex.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: If they're having sex already, they're going to have it.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: That's not even a question. Let's let's take it at
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: the table, because let's let's let none of us are
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: naive about that. Yeah, my daughter is twenty one. Yeah
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: she has a fiance. I'm pretty sure he asked her
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: to marry her for a read. You're not being naive
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: about that. He don't know. Okay, they've actually met us places,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: but they're engaged. That's and this young man has meetings
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: you ain't know, daddy, can you fly us over here? Who?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not been to fly no boy nowhere. I just
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I want you to understand that I'm not been to
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: give a man water to impress you. As long as
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't interrupting my six while we on vacation. I'm
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: pretty much fan with the So you're cool with that.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is the problem, though, Seriously, I don't
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: think I don't if they're grown, they're twenty one, they're
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: of age, they're legally grown. You're asking this because you
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: must don't want him now, No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I really I really enjoyed LRD. I mean, they're legally grown.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I actually like this young man, as long as you
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: like them and they're cool and you get along. I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: look at it like family time, and you took sex
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: off of it. I was just asking y'all how you
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: felt about it. I'm okay because I've done it before.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: It wasn't awkward for me because it's just a fiance.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: If you're not engaged and you're my daughter, No, he
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: can't come. No, No, he has to provide you the
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: lifestyle that he can promise me. But if he can
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: do that and they're not engaged, no, he still can't come. No,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: he can't. She could, but he can't. If my sons
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: is dating a significant other and I pay for my
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: son to come, which I don't have to because they
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: all work, except if it was a winting because he's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: in college. If I pay for my sons had their
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: own money and they bringing a significant other, I'm okay
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: with that. So I'm not okay if it's yeah, you're
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: it's just a double standard because it's a boy you're
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: not paying. I don't. I don't know what you want
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: to call it double standard it I ain't doing that, No,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: but that is the double standard, Steve. It is. Well,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just calling it what it is. Well, the boys
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: have to pay them, They have to pay for their
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: own girl to come. Yeah, so if they can pay,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: they can come. I know. Yeah, you asked the question. Yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Just now we're getting deeper into it. Wait wait, see
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you're saying I have a double standard. You do, I don't.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're calling it that fault. I'm
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: just telling you I'm not my daughter. Okay, ain't bringing
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: no boy on no damn trip. See Okay, I'm calling
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: it that because that's what it is, said the son god,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: the sony vacation significant other. I'll allow that, but you're, yeah,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: my daughter, because ain't no boy. Listen to me, stop yelling,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: you stop yelling. Okay, tell me right now you're just
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: dealing with Tray. He a boy. But soon as Sydney
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: get of age, you this this tone I got, You're
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: gonna have this damn the same exact time. And if
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Sherley was a man, exactly if I were a man.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Now you let Tasha, who ain't but ten, get of
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: this age and watch how Tash handle this here. I'm
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: just letting you know how you're gonna feel. Yeah, you
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: don't have you you don't have strong ass attitude by
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: it like this, but it's still a double standard steal.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I bet your black ass won't be on this boat.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: That's all we know. Now, everyone, all your sons can
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: bring their significant significant others, and your daughters are just
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: by themselves on the boat. Don't talk to your mama,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: talk amongst yourselves. Talk to your mama. And let me
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Modred and told every last one of them.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: That's how your daddy feel. What I can't I can't
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: stop it. And what he nothing to do is be
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable on his vacation. Right, he not gonna be on comfortable.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask him to be on comfortable. Your
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: daddy worked all year for this vacation. I'm not gonna
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: ask this man to be uncomfortable. Because you wants to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: do this here, your boyfriend got to be able to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: forward to take you the places that he could take. Well,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: if you can set up on your doctor on your daddy, Dame, listen,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: well let's do. Let's who we said. If he could
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: afford it, he let's not worry about these kids. Can't
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: afford it. He ain't coming over his ship. Okay, let's
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: not worry about these kids double double stick take. Yeah,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I was significant of it. I wouldn't take you know what.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: To get an understanding what's actually happening on this we
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: need to bet because we don't really known by example.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: All right, coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to show. So our
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: question for everyone is have you ever been fired? And
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: what did you do? Let's start with you, mister Harvey.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Have I ever been fired? Yeah? Yeah, have I ever been?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: By the hell I had to get into comedy, I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: can't care. I know I got fired man, because I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: just couldn't no. I never you know, I don't take
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: orders good. I've never been the guy that wanted the boss.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Every time I had an employer, I would look at
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: him and in two weeks I never understood why this
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: person was in charge of me. I've been fine. I've
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: been fired for a lot of reasons like what I
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: got fired. One time. I got fired because I had
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: giant to cleaning job. You know, I was vacuuming and
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: you know, shampooing carbs on the floors right before opening
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: up my carp cleaning. Come and the cleaning company that
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: the lady came in and ran it and handed me
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: some gloves and said, you're doing tarlets tonight. And I said,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: doing doing toilets quack And she said here at this
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: office complex. And I went in the bathroom and it's about,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: you know, about four toilets in there, and I don't.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I don't do tarlets even back then. I'm not I'm
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: not cleaning the tarlet. It's nothing wrong with it. Nothing.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not knocking I'm above it. I just got a
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: thing people that do that. I ain't got no problem.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: And some great people out there earn a living. I'm
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: not knocking back, but I'm I'm not cleaning tarlet. I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: don't want you. And so I just stood in there.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I washed out the face bowl, you know, I mopped
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: it everything, and I sprayed some spray on everything, and
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I came out. So it was her company, you know.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: So she went in there to check everything after her,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: and she said, I don't don't believe these toilets have
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: been cleaned? Did you clean them? I said, to the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: best of my ability, And she said, well, maybe your
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: abilities wasn't good enough. I said, well, how would you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: like it done? She said, well, it just doesn't seem
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: like anything. But I think you just sprinkle the disinfecting
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: it because it foamed up, and I think that's all
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: you did. I said, well, yes, ma'am, but you know
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I did the best. She said. You take a brush,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: you scrubble the little rim and you scrubbed down the site.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: That's when it's cleaned. You take that scrub bush you're
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: going up. That's why you had these rubber gloves. Then
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: you take these disinfectant cloths and you wipe them off
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: down and get all up under the seat. I said,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: right there, right there, right there, all up under the seat.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: You're talking about what people ass? Yeah? She said, yeah,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: and what is wrong with that? I said, ma'am, I
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: did the best I could. She said, what, you don't
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: need to be working here because you're gonna be on
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: toilets from now. I took the rubber gloves off. I said,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: thank you for the opportunity, ma'am. She said, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: don't quit. You're fired. I said, well, I take it
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: either way, Lord, I ain't doing anything toilet difference. That
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: was it, man, That was That was my first job.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I got fired from. Oh wow, well, second job, second
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: second yeah, a bunch of times. A lot of times.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't mind having people over me, but I always
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: trying to find a slick way to deal with it.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm working in this clothing store. I wasn't a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: tailor at that time. It was my job to make
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: sure they putting new suits up. And Steve would tell
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: you suits coming big boxes, huge boxes, big enough that
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: if you need a break, you could get in a
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: box and go to sleep, and nobody would know you
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: were in the box, right unless they heard you snoring
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: in the box. In the box, here we go. Yeah,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I was in there. I was sleep. I was out
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: at the top over it, and somebody came back and said,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: there's a neat bro not on. One of these boxers
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: is snoring a Negro snorre, and so you can look
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: and see me in the box, right, And that's when
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I had to say, clean out my my lock because
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: I was in the box sleep with the lead on.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: So that y'all right, suh. You've never been fight, not
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: that I know. Maybe one time one time, but it's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: not funny or good. They just go ahead. I worked
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: at a pick and pay. I was a stock clerk,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: and then you know, when they got crowded on Mother's Day.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: On Mother's Weekend, which is the first of the month,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: that's what they called it. Mother's Day weekend. That's when
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: all the checks came out. That's the most crowd of
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: the grocery store in the hood, right. So I had
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: to go up and I had to bag. I started
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: off as a bag I was really good. I could bag,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: got a double bag everything that's that's real, neat packages,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: right weight, everything. So every now and then we're going there.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: So I became a stoker. So I would stock the shelves.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: And this white guy named Leo worked in the dairy department.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I just go over there and ask him questions because
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I wanted to work and produce more than anything. Man,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I country boy. I knew all the vegetables and everything.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I knew how to look. And so this dude named
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Leo worked in uh dairy and I was in produced
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: talking to this old black guy who's been running produced
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: for twenty some years. How I got the job? How
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: could I get it? You know, I'm about about sixteen
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: to seventeen years old. And the dude Leo came up
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: and started talking. He said, so, what do you want
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: to get in produced for it. And I just said, well,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: you know, man, I've always been interested in He said, look,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: dairy's where you want to be. Come back kicking. I'll
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: show you. Now. We're just going back there and we're talking.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: He's showing me all the dairy stuff. Now. I ain't like,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want to work with that. Now, I said,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: I really like produce. And we're going back and forth.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: So he got a little irritated. Not that I was
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: knocking the dairy department, It's just that I wanted to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: work in produce. Man. I didn't really want to be
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: putting cards of milk on the shelf. I wanted to
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: work with vegemans and stuff, and and so then he
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: kept on and then finally, man, he said, oh, so
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: what is it? You just all of you just enjoy
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: picking things? Oh, I said, hold on, man, I said,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: what what? What's what you mean by that? I said,
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  Speaker 1: He said, I guess it's just inherent though, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to pick something. What? And when that
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  Speaker 1: started right there seventeen, I didn't punch him with nothing,
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  Speaker 1: but I was choking it. Yeah. And then as assistant
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  Speaker 1: stone manager was coming down the back in the storeroom,
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  Speaker 1: and I was as I had been over some boxes,
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  Speaker 1: choking day, last day of the job. Yeah, give me stuff, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean the nerve. Yeah, he don't do that joke. No,
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  Speaker 1: most All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go, We're back. What do we call this right here?
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  Speaker 1: Be cute lifestyle enhancement. If I have the answer, I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: know someone who does. I'll answer all questions anybody. I'm okay.
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  Speaker 1: Never did nothing like this for myself. You know, I'm
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: always looking out for everybody, but never did something for
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  Speaker 1: myself that's really, really nice. So I want to take
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  Speaker 1: a trip, and I probably won't s been on the
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  Speaker 1: vacation about fifteen where in some way I can lay
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  Speaker 1: out my room. You know that's good? That's Is that
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  Speaker 1: a lot for a vacation? How? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what. That's why I messed up at
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it costs to have a
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  Speaker 1: good vacation. I might be over. I don't know. You're
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  Speaker 1: not over. It ain't no sixth thing. It's old because
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  Speaker 1: that fifteen right there would not cover a ball or
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  Speaker 1: sweet okay for a night, so you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: worry about that, But you can ball on fifteen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: how do I do that? If I were a forty
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  Speaker 1: year old guy that's never been out of the country,
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  Speaker 1: I would go to Dubai. Yes, because brother, brother, brother,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: it's so baller over there, so crime free over there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just an experience people should see. So non trump
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  Speaker 1: over there. I think that now Africa is gonna cost
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  Speaker 1: you a bit more. Okay, you can do dude, fifteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to fly coach, but cross country coach
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  Speaker 1: is like not like going from now. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: recommend going that coach because it's a fifteen hours. Business
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  Speaker 1: is good, isn't it? But business is that ticket is
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  Speaker 1: like I think I think business class that ticket. I
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: think on Emirates, I think it's thirteen thousand business. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't the man just tell you. All he's doing is
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: going down there, getting the airport and changing playing the
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  Speaker 1: buyou in New Orleans. Okay, Now I don't scare me. Then,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I still go. Yeah, you could do it,
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  Speaker 1: you but you're going forward. You should up just up
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  Speaker 1: your budget. So you want to fly business because you
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  Speaker 1: want to be comfortable. Part of your vacation is to travel, right. See,
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  Speaker 1: people think the vacation starts when you get that. Your
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: vacation starts when you walk out your job on that
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  Speaker 1: last day. So I try to make everything a vacation
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  Speaker 1: spot for me. If you don't want to go to Dubai,
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  Speaker 1: you can travel less and you could go not for
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  Speaker 1: a single guy, Paris is not the spot. Well it
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: you know, it's shopping, is romantic, its FOODSTA want to
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  Speaker 1: share it with somebody. You know, Paris is like that.
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  Speaker 1: But if you had to go out of the country
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  Speaker 1: as a single guy for me, is Dubai got you?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: But now that ticket is that that plane ticket? Uh?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Is that like a regular first class? Is business like
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: first class? Or business is like the Okay, now their
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: premium service. That kid's about between twenty seven and thirty thousand.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing when I get over there. I'm
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: not even going over there. But exactly you're listening. When
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  Speaker 1: you know it's time to go back to church, it's time.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: You know when it's time to go back to church. Okay,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: when you know it is time to take yo, But
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: back to the church, somebody needs to lay hands on
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: me right now. Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here?
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  Speaker 1: When you wake up and you with somebody and you
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: don't know their name, it is time to go back.
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  Speaker 1: Who who you talk about backsliding? Yeah? Yeah, how long
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  Speaker 1: we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Yeah? You know
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to the church. When you
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  Speaker 1: wake up and the bike box you can't explain nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Who I'm doing too much? Too much? You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to go back to church when you wake up
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: and you got her phone home? What they here were so?
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  Speaker 1: And it's backwards, you in the back and in the back,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Pard in the front. That's the crazy, crazy visual right there,
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  Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to church.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: starting to feel sometimes, yeah that I never felt left.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's time to go back to church. When
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: you see spake marks on your behind and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how they got that. He came. Yeah, you can't
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: excuse me, did you know? And it's a man hand.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: It's pretty rough that way. You know what's time to church?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly when your lights water and gave get turned off
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  Speaker 1: the same day. You can't do nothing. It's time to go.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's time to go back. When you wake
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: up and your whole chest is peer back. Time for
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: you to go back to church. You've been arguing with
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: this fine girl for on ahead, trying to convince her.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: It ain't no way y'all can be cos it's seven.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: We're not really cousins. Now, come on, how you figuring
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: that we're rut down to the fifth? The fifth? It's
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: time to go back to church. You know it's time
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: to go back to church. When you wake up with
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: a tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know that name,
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  Speaker 1: it's time. It's trying to go back to church. Where
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: you start stalking anybody? Oh little women, talk about everyway?
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  Speaker 1: All right, when we come back, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. We'll have a little something different for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be closing remarks. But don't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna love this. Okay, we'll be back today forty
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  Speaker 1: nine after you're listening. All right, here we are, last
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: break of the day. Time for Steve's closing remarks. Okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: today Tommy sent me something sent me a caption that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep because I oftentimes keep home quotes in
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  Speaker 1: my motivational folder in my photo stream and I just
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  Speaker 1: look at them from time to time when I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: a certain kind of way. Sometimes i just need a
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: little uplift myself, you know. And Tommy sent me this today,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna share it with you, and it's gonna
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: call me cause me to expound on it a bit
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  Speaker 1: because it's something I really do believe in. It says,
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  Speaker 1: do not ask God to guide your footsteps if you're
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  Speaker 1: not willing to move your feet. Do not ask God
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  Speaker 1: guid your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.
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  Speaker 1: You know, folks, it's very simple. God can put his
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  Speaker 1: finger on something to bless if you give him something
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  Speaker 1: to put his finger on. But you can't. You can't
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: ask God to do something. And you're making no effort.
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  Speaker 1: Lord help me get a job, but you ain't putting
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  Speaker 1: in no applications. Lord help me do right. But all
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: you ever want to do is wrong. You're just you're
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: just committed to wrong. You know, you gotta make a
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  Speaker 1: move in the right direction. You know, faith without works
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  Speaker 1: is dead. So what Timmy sent me, do not ask
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  Speaker 1: God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to
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  Speaker 1: move your feet. It's something all of us, and all
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  Speaker 1: of us are guilty of it. From time to time.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we get complacent. Sometimes we just get the feeling
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  Speaker 1: side for ourselves. You know, man, I guess it ain't
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: meant to be. Oh Lord, what now? You know? Look, man,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: you can complain your way through life if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: but you really have to make an attitude adjustment. You
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: gotta get two things moving, your attitude and your feet.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Those two things have to get moving. You gotta start
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: taking steps. You may not know the weight how to
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: get to the finish line, but the finish line is somewhere.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: It ain't where you at. The finish line is never
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: where you're standing. So you gotta start taking some steps.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: And once again, you may not know all the steps
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: necessary to get to the tape, but you gotta start
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: the process. Man. So, like the caption says, stop asking
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  Speaker 1: God to guide your footsteps. If you ain't willing to
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: move your feet, you got to put it into motion. Look,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a dream when you're thinking about it, but
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: you gotta put some You gotta put your dreams to work.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. You
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: gotta take your dreams and put work clothes on the man.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: You gotta start stepping in the right direction. You've got
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: to make a move towards the light. You've got to
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: step towards the finish line. You've got to start to
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: get the way you're trying to get to. You gotta
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: get to go. You gotta go to get period. You
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: cannot stay that whereever you're trying to get through can't
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: be right where you at. It can't be. It can't be.
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  Speaker 1: I give you. Look, this is a silly example. But
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  Speaker 1: let's say your family reunion is in Wyoming, which I
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: know it's not. That's why I said, And you drive
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  Speaker 1: to Wyoming. When you get to Wyoming and you reach Wyoming,
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  Speaker 1: the state of wyom on me, you still got to
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  Speaker 1: do something because what where is the family reunion at?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: It just can't go to Wooming. Well, I'm here, lord,
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  Speaker 1: you hear you. Well, you even when you get the
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  Speaker 1: way you say you're going, you got to move around.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you get to the park where you're holding
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  Speaker 1: the family reunion, and you get to the park, once
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: you get to the park. But what you gotta do something.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: You're gonna play softball, volleyball. You're gonna sit there on
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: the tree and play Domino. You're gonna bob kill, You're
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: gonna make the lemonade. You constantly gotta be doing something.
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  Speaker 1: There is no when you get there, you there. There
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: is no more movement required. There's a movement required throughout
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: your life, because wherever you're trying to get to, it
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: ain't where you at. I can promise you that it's
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: never where you at. I'm doing very well in my life.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: It ain't where I'm going. How would I be just
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm here? Now? This it, this, it what. No more dreams, Steve,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: no more visions. You want nothing else? You hear this
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: it for you? And it doesn't matter reason that people
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: look at me and go, man, you got all this.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even see what you're tripping for. I ain't tripping.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I just want to be more than I am. I'm
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: really trying to be a better person. I really really am.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not content with the person I am. I could improve.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: I could actually be a better person. So I'm in
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: the process. God ain't through with me yet. He's working
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: on me. I'm trying. I'm better than I used to be,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: but I'm still got my feet moving. So I'm asking
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: God to guide my steps. But I got my feet moving. Man,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Stop asking God to guide your footsteps. If you ain't
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: willing to move your feet, can't happen. It's what you want.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, stop that you're being unreasonable to God.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Guiding your footstep and moving your feet down the path.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: That's too different that you got to do that. You
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: make one step, he'll make two. So if you don't
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: make the one, you cannot expect him to make the two.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: He can touch you and bless you, but you gotta
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: give him something to bless. You Gotta do something. Okay,
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: sit of the house watching TV. That's it. Stop asking
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: move your feet. Thank you, Tommy. That was am My
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: closing the up. Drop it okay, Martin. Oh, now that
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: actually sounded like a Mike. That was encouraging. Yeah. For
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