Latest / No Latency / NL: SideQuest - JUNK WARS - Pt2 Build-A-Punk

Transcript

NL: SideQuest - JUNK WARS - Pt2 Build-A-Punk · No Latency

0:01
Last time on no latency side quest.
0:05
Did you purposely make me show up to the beginning of the junk
0:07
round? You know.
0:07
V is my other best friend girls. Night, Declan D Danger.
0:12
Friend the V is a friend of the band.
0:14
Need anyone to scream? Where we go now?
0:16
The D stands for Danger. Are you me from the future?
0:20
I'm so short. I'll do all the heavy.
0:22
Lifting. You talking about it, not you
0:24
from the future. I have no idea how to build
0:26
cars. TT's on mechanic.
0:28
I'm actually looking for a team. She's really good at with the
0:31
tech stuff. Coyote, thank you.
0:33
Just in terms of team name, it's not great.
0:35
Can we change that? What do you guys think?
0:37
What about the VB villains? Hey, Master.
0:39
I'm in love with him. Something.
0:41
I knew you. Were going to ask that.
0:42
Would be badass with the robot. I don't know yet.
0:44
Support you as long as you're making decisions that don't put
0:47
yourself in harm's way. Awesome, got.
1:00
About half an hour before the salvaging starts.
1:03
So grab some shit, get ready, I'll meet you on the other side
1:06
of the wall to the West. Wait, all right.
1:10
Are we grabbing shit? If we grab shit now, is that not
1:13
considered salvaging? I mean, I guess, but the
1:17
salvaging of the actual junk yard starts in 30 minutes.
1:24
We got to buy stuff. Maybe we should like get to our
1:29
spot and like plan out a junk knot.
1:32
That's a good idea. We got what, 1/2 hour to try to
1:34
come up with general ideas about how to make this thing.
1:38
Yeah, well, don't we? Don't we have eddies to buy
1:40
stuff somewhere too? We have 2000 eddies, yeah.
1:45
Yeah, yeah. Let's spend that.
1:47
What if we just. Didn't.
1:49
Drinks instead. Coyote wants to get messed up.
1:55
Or yeah, or something else. What if we spend it on some fun?
2:00
Stuff. Well, maybe.
2:02
Everybody else drunk. Yeah.
2:04
And then they wouldn't be able to make as good of a thing.
2:08
But wait, how? How long is this first section
2:12
of the game? We have 30 minutes until
2:14
salvaging. Yeah, but how long does
2:16
salvaging last? I don't know.
2:18
Forever, I hope. 2 days. 2 days. Yeah.
2:21
The old Trump thing probably won't work.
2:24
We can get a head. Start unless we did it again the
2:26
next day. That's what I'm saying.
2:29
Listen, listen, let's just see what there is to buy first.
2:32
Because maybe there's nothing good anyway.
2:35
Yeah, you're the expert, Teensy, so whatever you think would be
2:40
good, let's. Take a look.
2:43
I got a question for Teensy. Yeah.
2:46
How do you feel about a rocket launcher?
2:50
Oh, she loves her rocket launcher, that.
2:52
Would be sick. Why do you have one?
2:55
Did you bring one with? You, but I I just assume it's a
2:58
tube, right? Put a rocket in it.
3:02
Like AT Shirt Cannon, I got one of those.
3:05
I have a T-shirt cannon. We probably could put some
3:07
rockets in it. I have a lot of tight eyes.
3:11
Shirts give me out. You get a tube, you you could
3:15
probably find some. Is it Chew 2 at this point?
3:18
Yeah. OK.
3:20
You find like an old Chew 2 with, like, you know, canister.
3:23
You fill it up and then you shoot it out of the tube at
3:26
another car. Yeah.
3:27
That would be cool. Are we are we allowed?
3:29
I haven't. Are we allowed to attack each
3:31
other? Jab.
3:32
Is that like part of? This it's no holds bar.
3:36
I mean, you can literally do anything. 1.
3:40
Race starts before the race. There's a little bit more, you
3:44
know. Decorum.
3:46
The junk master doesn't like to keep things too messy before the
3:50
race, but once once that firing gun goes off it's no rules
3:55
seems. Like one of the other teams
3:57
broke your partner's leg though? Oh my God, hold on a second.
4:01
Are you telling me that you think that was purposeful?
4:05
I don't know, but I've seen worse of my years.
4:08
That was definitely purposeful, right?
4:11
Well, you guys are just now bringing it.
4:12
Up. I thought you knew.
4:13
I listen. I thought it was an accident.
4:15
I don't know. I don't know.
4:16
I don't know anything. We just got here.
4:18
Well, don't you think that's something we might want to, I
4:20
don't know, look into, Yeah. Both you go look into that.
4:26
I want to see what I can buy with this money.
4:28
Guys. Turn on.
4:29
What about? This thing Let's go.
4:31
Let's. Go there are vending machines
4:33
around you or you can head to the shop I'm.
4:34
Going to go to the shop first. Shop.
4:36
Sure, head on inside. But that's his bar.
4:40
That's that's his bar. Inside you see some people
4:50
waiting, and a a sort of very lithe tall femme standing behind
4:56
bulletproof glass, sort of sitting, leaning against her
4:59
hand as she stares at you as the door closes behind you.
5:06
Yeah. Hi, I'm here to see what I could
5:09
possibly buy for this race inside here.
5:15
That's a punk knot. Yeah.
5:19
All right, well, we've got rockets, ammo, AP ammo,
5:22
explosives, chassis, engines, you know, cover, glass armor.
5:29
We've got catapults, combat spikes, metal cage launchers,
5:33
junk turrets, a mini gun and a rocket launcher.
5:37
Rocket launchers. So much.
5:39
How much is the rocket launcher? 1000 Eddies.
5:44
Wow, that's. Crazy.
5:45
We can get 2 right? You can put 3.
5:47
In a punk knot. We only have 2008.
5:50
Well, it's. I have a bunch of.
5:52
Buckets are not cheap though. Oh, you're right.
5:56
Hey, 18C yeah, I'm just wondering.
6:00
So right now we're just starting with a floating platform.
6:04
I'm, I'm going to be honest, I really all I need is is Oh yeah,
6:11
they float. It's not out of ground.
6:14
No, no wheels. I mean, unless you want to put
6:16
some on there, but I don't think they're real necessary.
6:19
No one told me this is going to fly.
6:24
Is it? It's more of a harbour.
6:27
So is it still a land vehicle or is it?
6:29
Yeah, a vehicle. It's.
6:31
Considered a land. Vehicles on it though it it
6:33
might be able to get some lift. I I, I I.
6:36
But then. Too, You got to jump with those
6:38
Gulch if you want to win. Or survive.
6:43
On a scale from like 1 foot to like 10 foot like how high does
6:46
it hover? Like 10 to 15.
6:49
If you're a good mechanic, maybe you should get it higher.
6:52
Well, she's the best. Some rocks.
6:54
She's the best. So what?
6:55
What? What kind of stuff is in the
6:56
vending machines as opposed to here like.
6:59
Go to go and check how random the GM did lots.
7:03
Of preparation, right. OK.
7:07
Well, is there a limited supply of your supplies?
7:11
Yeah, I've only got 1 rocket turret.
7:13
If you can find another one in the junk, that's on you.
7:16
I've got 1 mini gun turret. I've got one junk turret.
7:19
I've got 1 metal cage launcher. I've got one.
7:21
Go on and on and on. I've got one of everything.
7:23
Right, OK. Yeah, yeah, Sock, can you stay
7:26
here and look scary and not let anyone else buy stuff while I go
7:29
and take a quick look and see what's in all the vending
7:31
machines? Absolutely.
7:34
That's what I'm useful. I was.
7:36
Just going to say maybe look for a steering wheel or some way to
7:39
control it. OK, that's all.
7:41
Yeah, that's smart. Let's go out of vending
7:46
machines. So it's in there I'm.
7:47
Just going to like try. And.
7:50
Run by and see what type of stuff is in them.
7:53
Right. So outside there are three
7:54
vending machines, one outside the office, 1 outside the bar,
7:57
and one behind the bar. Which one do you want?
7:59
Well, the one you said, there's one, of course, the Office 1.
8:03
Yeah. Yeah.
8:04
So the Office 1. Here we go.
8:11
OK. Oh, water.
8:13
You find 4 items in this vending machine.
8:18
Roll me AD four. OK, D4.
8:28
In Cyberpunk. Oh yeah.
8:30
OK, so you roll to 2 and that gives you one extra item.
8:33
Now it's more water. It's a.
8:35
Lot of machines, a lot of water. Oh, I've heard of this.
8:40
Called. Drinking family beverages.
8:41
Attires. Wait.
8:43
Coyote, are we, are we going to like need a lot of water?
8:47
Or is this like? A red herring, because it's not
8:50
like we. Think like we need water, but
8:52
maybe we don't. I mean, like I, I know that you
8:56
can like cool tires with, with fluids, but I say if we're
9:00
flying, we probably don't have tires.
9:03
There is a skill chip. In there though.
9:04
Unless it's like a steam punk. Maybe.
9:06
It's like a steam powered. Machine.
9:10
Or maybe it's just 'cause we're in the desert and it's hot.
9:14
And we might need one. What's a skill chip?
9:16
I don't know what that. Information.
9:18
Skill chip requires skill. Slot.
9:21
Will improve any skill up to plus. 3 Get the edge.
9:27
On your opponents. With.
9:28
This new piece of cyberwear. They bound you some.
9:33
Humanity loss may occur up to 1D6.
9:37
But that's required because saw as a therapist.
9:39
So how, how, how long is the race again?
9:44
How much time? It's it's however long it takes
9:47
the first person to run the half mile, but it's.
9:50
Not like it's not like days or anything.
9:52
No, no. It's like, OK, I got it, got it.
9:54
The salvage stuff is 2 days long.
9:56
Sure, sure. But in in terms of the fiction
10:00
time, it's like 5. Minutes in terms of fiction
10:02
time, like it's a good, it's a good five to 10 minute race.
10:05
Are there any other like when I was in the bar earlier was there
10:08
a like a water fountain? Is there any way to get water?
10:11
Are people drinking water? Are they just drinking beer and
10:13
alcohol and this is the only water?
10:15
They're just drinking beer and alcohol.
10:16
You don't see anyone drinking water, no.
10:19
All this water, then everybody. Would be.
10:24
Really dehydrated by the time the race starts.
10:26
Or, or let's hope our our our punk not doesn't break down in
10:29
the desert and we are with hot water.
10:33
I'm running to the next. Vending machine to see what's.
10:34
In that one, what's in? Another one.
10:36
Roll me one. Roll me A this time roll me AD
10:39
6. OK.
10:43
More water. So much water.
10:45
Rolling 1D6, that's more water. It's three items more water.
10:54
Cool shades. I like the cool shades.
10:57
What's boost? Boost is a drug.
10:59
It's a drug. Oh.
11:00
Freaking you freaking me. Anti drugs you're so scared to
11:07
do everybody they're. So scared to do drugs in any
11:10
game we ever play. Crazy.
11:12
Because we boost cyberpunk the users intelligence.
11:18
Increases by two points can raise your intelligence about
11:22
eight points. You can just think of it more
11:25
like Vyvanse. This one increases your
11:27
intelligence. Let's go it.
11:28
Also dehydrates you a lot. Yes.
11:32
Water I. Think we leave the boost but
11:35
take the water? We might need to get at least
11:38
one. Water at least one you never.
11:41
Know, but I just. Want to do what?
11:43
There's one more vending machine.
11:44
Hold on. Hold on, hold on.
11:45
Why? This vending machine is a
11:47
medical vending machine. But there's more.
11:51
Water, water, cigarettes and water.
11:56
OK. The medical vending machine has
12:00
cigarettes. This one it sounds like the
12:06
least helpful of them. Guys, I don't know what to do,
12:08
OK? There's definitely no wheels,
12:11
she didn't say there. Are any wheels we'll?
12:13
Look, we don't need wheels. We got a steer.
12:16
Not wheels, steers, Oh. Oh oh oh, steering wheel.
12:19
Sorry. Yeah, that is one wheel we do
12:21
need. That is one wheel salvage truck.
12:25
What is it the? Most important thing that if.
12:28
You don't have it the the. Vehicle will not.
12:31
Move. After the.
12:33
Tech, so I don't know. Yeah, but yeah, but you're the.
12:38
Only one who builds cars so I think it's up to you.
12:45
The accelerator. Pedal that.
12:48
Was true. The guy in the banana shirt
12:51
walks through up to the counter. Well, we've been bullshitting
12:54
for too long. Leans on it.
12:56
I want to buy the mini gun. Excuse me Sir, my friend, she's
13:03
in the bathroom and I'm saving her spot.
13:07
Well, while you're waiting, I want to buy the mini gun.
13:14
I'm going to have to tell you the back up.
13:17
I'm not going to ask, I'm going to tell.
13:20
Oh. Roll the face down,
13:22
motherfucker. What's your reputation?
13:25
Cool plus reputation plus 1D10. OK.
13:29
You are a rocket boy. Your reputation is 5.
13:33
My cool is 8. Pretty cool. 19.
13:39
No way we meet. Interesting they kiss now.
13:45
Do you want nothing to happen or do you want to re roll?
13:47
I want to re roll all. Right, hit me.
13:51
What? What?
13:52
What would nothing happen to even look like?
13:56
The conversation would continue as not.
14:04
As good. So what'd you roll?
14:08
Oh my God, it's 15 again. Yeah.
14:10
No way. Yeah, that's funny.
14:13
All right, so you meet with this guy, he kind of looks at you, I
14:18
said. Get closer.
14:19
And then I said I'm buying the mini gun.
14:26
How much is it? It's 1000.
14:30
That OK with you Jim, I'll. Give you 11104.
14:35
Oh fuck. Roll trading or persuasion?
14:40
Saw his intelligence 3 by the way.
14:42
He doesn't. Know how to hack?
14:44
Yes. His haggling is AII he got.
14:48
I was able to purchase the thing.
14:51
What was it? Persuasion.
14:53
Persuasion or trading? Where is trading?
14:57
Is that education? It's in social.
14:59
Social. Got it.
15:00
So. What are you doing?
15:01
Trading or persuasion? I am doing persuasion.
15:06
All right. It's.
15:10
Not cost more than that motherfucker, he goes.
15:13
Oh no. Oh, so I was going to the
15:16
vendor. He he told the shopkeep that
15:20
he'll pay more than 1000 for it. He asked first.
15:24
That's fine, you can take it. I'll just RIP it off you punk
15:30
knot later on. It gives you a cocked eyebrow,
15:35
passes by you to this hole in the wall.
15:38
The chick disappears from view as she pulls something from a
15:42
cabinet behind and pops it through this wall socket and
15:46
then it is a compressed and folded in mini gun turret for a
15:50
punk knot. This guy picks it up, walks out
15:52
of the building with it under his arms.
15:55
As soon as he leaves the building, oh God, teens, he's
15:58
going to be so mad. I left that guy.
16:00
But the new best friend he's. Going to melt out of the corner.
16:08
Oh no. Rock back and forth.
16:13
Wait, was that a mini gun? Even asking, but we didn't want
16:17
that though, right? We wanted a rocket launcher.
16:19
So that that's that's fine, right?
16:20
Let me go right. Can I, should I, would I roll my
16:25
land vehicle tech to kind of see how much knowledge I have of
16:30
what might be the most important thing to make sure we have?
16:34
Absolutely do it. Player day doesn't.
16:38
Know anything about? Cars and his feelings very. 22.
16:44
22 The the the Junk Run run Purchasing at the shop is not
16:52
the only option for parts. Contestants can find free parts
16:56
in the junk pile and trade with other teens freely.
16:59
Advice Keep an eye on your punk knot.
17:01
Sabotage is common. Punk knots for the competition
17:04
have a face prebuilt by the himself.
17:08
Contestants show them metal by installing editions.
17:11
Chassis are up and sought after in the competition as they
17:14
increase hard points for turrets.
17:16
Knots. Knots can be added for a speed
17:18
boost, extra engines for more acceleration, combat spikes for
17:22
more defensive and offensive capabilities.
17:25
A junk catapult is popular with the crowd.
17:28
With this, anything can be MO Tumbled wire launchers can even
17:32
hit the highest floating targets filled up with explosives to
17:35
surprise your opponent and delight the crowd.
17:38
Make sure you have ample armor for the trials and opponents you
17:42
will see in your run to jump. OK, guys.
17:46
So we're going to be able to like find a lot of stuff in the
17:48
and I'm going to find us a lot of stuff.
17:51
But you think it's really important that like I don't know
17:55
the quality of everything. We are calling it junk.
17:59
So maybe the chassis and one of those junk turrets could be cool
18:06
because because it'll fire any trash we have.
18:10
Thoughts. Feelings.
18:12
Whatever you want, Bestie, as long as I can paint the punk
18:15
knot. Oh yeah, you get to paint the
18:17
whole thing. Should I start working on
18:19
matching T-shirts for us? Absolutely.
18:22
For sure. All right, cool.
18:24
Luckily I brought my portable tie dye kit of.
18:27
Course, you did never go anywhere without that.
18:31
I'm going to be honest with you, I think we might want to forego
18:36
any sort of a tech option from this race.
18:41
And I figure we put all of our dice into by dice I mean all of
18:49
our money and design interest. Eggs is what I was looking for.
18:58
Thank you, my idioms aren't so good.
19:01
The eggs are super rare in. The basket, yeah.
19:04
I think we put all of our eggs in the go fast and don't get hit
19:11
aspect of things. I don't know about you, but I
19:16
feel like shooting people is not going to be the way to win this
19:20
race. I.
19:21
Think get ahead of people. Measure like if we start getting
19:25
attacked, can we just attack with like our own weapons?
19:29
Do we get to ride with our own weapons?
19:31
Like can I fire at people? Yeah, yeah, you can have to
19:36
carry your own weapons. You can buy ammo from me, any
19:40
guns. I can sell grenades and stuff.
19:43
I'm envisioning a a hovering platform with a box on top with
19:49
a steering wheel. See your construction area.
19:53
OK, I'm going to buy the chassis thing.
19:57
Big box that goes fast. That's all I'm saying.
20:01
Miss Miss Teensy. Yeah.
20:04
A guy came in and he bought the mini gun turret and I couldn't
20:07
stop him. Oh that's OK, we weren't talking
20:11
about wanting that anyway. I mostly just wanted to make
20:13
sure none of the like car parts stuffs and the rocket launcher
20:16
didn't get bought. You're fine.
20:18
No, just just a mini gun turret. OK, well, that's all right.
20:22
You tried. You did your best.
20:24
And we we were both he was really cool and I'm, I'm, I'm
20:27
really cool. You're.
20:28
Definitely cool. And we like got face to face and
20:31
our chest touch. Whoa.
20:33
But he was just a little bit more persuasive than I was to
20:36
the the the the lovely merchant here.
20:40
Oh well, saw it's important that you tried and I appreciate.
20:44
That so you're not mad? No.
20:50
That makes me feel better. Great.
20:53
So that chassis thing? Yeah, you got a chassis from my
20:58
best friend here. It's. 200 I have one left.
21:03
OK, here you go. Cool.
21:08
And then? What you want to?
21:10
See I. Really like the idea that that
21:14
Saw and the other guy had their chests touched because that's
21:17
the furthest part out from their body.
21:24
Your spine is crazy. Oh, yeah.
21:27
No, no, no. It's just the.
21:29
Size of those pecks. Yeah, those puppies.
21:31
Chunky pecks rose ripped. OK.
21:39
And then what was the like tumbleweed bomb thing?
21:43
You retire. That's the metal cage launcher,
21:46
which is a turret. So with the chassis, you're
21:49
adding a turret point, you're adding a hard point.
21:51
You can have three. On a punk note, the metal cage
21:54
launcher is a is an object that looks like tumbles, these big
21:57
metal balls. And if you can find some
21:59
explosives and shut them inside, they'll do extra damage.
22:02
Got it. Well, guys, I just feel weird
22:05
not not like using the money we were given to spend.
22:07
Like it seems like most of the things we can buy are weapons.
22:10
But Jebby, you're saying? I think I've been fast working
22:13
it. I mean, that's cool.
22:16
Excuse me, Miss Muchen, do you close after the scavenging
22:20
starts? No, I don't.
22:23
Oh, that's. Such a good question.
22:25
Yeah. No, we'll we'll be open again
22:27
tomorrow morning. We're afraid you can sell us
22:29
junk, etcetera. I thought this was like a whole
22:32
you can. Sell her junk.
22:34
Cool. I think you saw that clears up
22:36
so much. I appreciate that.
22:39
We'll get those. Page launching at 600.
22:41
Do you want to wait till tomorrow?
22:42
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
22:44
All right, bye. Bye, have a nice day.
22:48
Bye. You guys, I'm going to be I'm I
22:51
just want to say something that the the regular crew that I run
22:55
with we're usually like really kind of at each other's throats
22:58
all the time. There's a lot of interpersonal
23:01
drama and you know we don't always get along real nice, but
23:06
teensy saw Coyote Declan. I really feel like all the
23:12
positivity here, it's, it's really going to lead to
23:15
something, right? Now I'm actually not there, but
23:17
I am. I'm standing right behind you,
23:19
but I just I have my arms are full of water bottles water.
23:23
Bottle. OK, so you've spent there was 6.
23:27
250 or something, yeah, I don't know.
23:32
Going all late on our station not.
23:35
Yet, but smart. Very smart.
23:38
It's 150 eddies, thirsty like. Right now, but like, soon,
23:41
you're going to be thirsty. I thought I'd say.
23:42
Anybody thirsty? I'm going to say later.
23:44
I want to say it that's. So.
23:46
And also when we're in the punk knot and you got to go pee.
23:51
Right, we'll have an empty. Bottle.
23:54
Yeah, yeah. Smart.
23:55
I'm so glad. I'm glad you appreciate our
23:57
positivity. This is why.
23:59
This is why BB's always hanging out with me and Teensy is
24:02
because we love my. Really good.
24:04
Time. I know I'm real happy to to have
24:07
more of you around, see? I mean, even even that Declan
24:11
like thing, being considerate and thinking, thinking of the
24:15
whole crew with a little bit of water.
24:18
I mean, you guys, I just, I really feel like I'm making some
24:23
good friends tonight and I want to win this thing.
24:27
Not just not just for the West Wind pack, not just not just for
24:31
Rave and Norman, but for us, you know, sense of pride for what we
24:37
can do together, what we can accomplish when we're just a
24:41
bunch of friends. Doing it for VV, doing it for
24:47
the love of the game. I, I appreciate that and I
24:52
appreciate you. And you know, Night City, it's
24:56
Hard Out Here. It it doesn't cost a thing to be
24:59
nice. And also, you know, $25,000 is
25:03
pretty good. And also the $25,000 is pretty
25:08
good. Are you ready to rock?
25:20
More importantly, Are you ready to roll?
25:23
Embark on an exciting adventure with No Quest for the Wicked, a
25:26
multi award-winning actual play podcast.
25:28
We've got a little something for everyone, whether you're
25:30
starting at the beginning with our binge worthy planet hopping
25:33
epic first season or looking for something spooky that blends
25:36
cosmic horror and giant fighting robots.
25:39
A time loop fantasy romp or a miniseries about fighting
25:41
corporate billionaires. You can also keep it short and
25:43
sweet with our one shots including a first date Space
25:46
Academy gun So wrong. Or two brothers at the end of a
25:49
zombie apocalypse. Alternatively, jump right into
25:52
the action of our brand new season, Frontiers that focuses
25:55
on a struggling settlement on a planet that suddenly and
25:58
magically just appeared, where you, the listener, can also be a
26:01
player in the show by voting on settlement choices and forming
26:04
factions with other listeners that will be incorporated into
26:07
the adventure. If you've been looking for a new
26:09
actual play show that knows how to tickle your funny bone and
26:12
tug at your heartstrings, look no further than No Quest for the
26:14
Wicked. Find us@noquestcast.com or
26:17
search No Quest for the Wicked in your favorite podcast app.
26:26
The junk master is standing outside the last of the bays
26:30
guys are. Late.
26:33
Sorry. You're over.
26:36
Here, and he points over to the east.
26:39
As you step forward, you look into this mechanics Bay and
26:45
there's a pretty nice set of mechanics tools.
26:48
There's a barrel of tune and a punk not resting on the ground.
26:54
Good luck that floating base. Thing.
26:55
Thank you. Yeah.
26:58
This big thing, all right. Well, we've got we got the the
27:03
beginnings of a hell of a cart. Why don't we get to it?
27:08
Well, let's see if, let's see what this thing can do bare
27:12
bones. Jeb walks over and flips the
27:17
switch. All right, Jeb, roll for it.
27:20
Roll for switch flipping. Land vehicle tech, basic tech,
27:26
anything like that. Control 30, so good six.
27:34
You wrote a Crit 36 and you turn the key and you hear that and it
27:44
stutters and you look at the crew and you turn the key back
27:48
and it makes that Ding, Ding, Ding noises.
27:50
It's been the control mechanism has been pulled out of like a
27:53
Honda Civic. You turn it again and the thing
27:57
roars. And as it comes up, because you
28:01
rolled A Crip, as it comes up, it actually rises to about 15
28:05
feet off the ground, about 5 feet more than you expect.
28:07
But you managed to step nicely on the platform and now you're
28:11
standing on it in front of everybody.
28:13
Cool. She turns on excellent.
28:20
That that's kind of the main point, right?
28:22
Like that? I would think so.
28:23
Honestly, I'd be a little disappointed if it didn't turn
28:25
on. I'd put us at a huge
28:26
disadvantage. Does it already?
28:27
Have a steering wheel? No.
28:30
You turn around and you look and although it is hovering, it has
28:33
no steering wheel. It's a negative no steering
28:36
wheel. I don't going to be honest,
28:38
don't even see any way to move this thing in any way other than
28:42
to its regular floating this part here which.
28:48
Is probably steer it if we just all stood on one side.
28:52
And lean to the right. We all move to the other side
28:54
and lean to the left. That's good.
28:57
Yeah, I'm just going to go take a swim in that jump pile.
29:00
Guys. You you keep brainstorming.
29:04
OK, I'll start going to need a steering wheel.
29:10
I figure we should maybe split up and do things together, but
29:15
separately. I don't know.
29:17
Oh yeah, I am going to run after one of those robots and tackle
29:21
it. I'm so excited.
29:23
Teensy, you're looking at a giant pile of junk.
29:25
Do you go left or right? Straight.
29:31
All right, roll perception. You fall onto a pile of trash,
29:45
open a fridge, fall forward and the fridge closes around you and
29:51
you're now stuck in a fridge. Well, she wasn't kidding.
29:53
Can. Anyone.
29:56
Hear me, should I? Should I get her out of there?
29:58
Yeah, probably. Oh, all right.
30:01
Oh, maybe don't see I'm coming. Don't.
30:03
Don't suffocate in there. Roll a check to open the fridge.
30:07
It has fallen on the door so you have to lift it up.
30:10
Oh, that wasn't great. Oh, that was really bad.
30:12
Yeah, yeah, that's that's not, although it does beat the normal
30:16
task of just picking something up, which is a nine.
30:20
So you do pass, you lift up the fridge and open it, but because
30:24
you do not roll very high, you gain no extra loot from this
30:27
situation. Damn.
30:29
Man, that is much roomier than a suitcase.
30:32
I'll tell you what do. You live in a suitcase.
30:35
No, but there's one time I locked myself in a suitcase
30:39
trying to help the team and it did not go well.
30:44
You say as you pull out a baseball cap that says my
30:46
mother's favorite. You whack it on your head.
30:48
Yes. Does anyone else want a role
30:52
perception? Hey, Declan, you mentioned that
30:57
you thought that maybe rave, you thought maybe that Norman
31:00
getting his leg broken was a was it deliberated attack and I
31:07
thought. Yeah.
31:09
Maybe me and you, we could go investigate.
31:12
That revenge. Well, I don't know if we don't
31:16
know if we need to get revenge, but yes, that would be very
31:19
nice. I do think it's a good idea if
31:22
we scouted out the other ships to see what they're doing.
31:25
We'll get some. Oh, someone should make sure no
31:27
one sabotages ours though. Hey, big guy.
31:32
Yeah. Do you think maybe you could
31:35
just kind of stand right there and look and posing?
31:40
I can do that. What is the like the, you know,
31:44
the laws like if someone comes in the house and you can let
31:46
them down or. Stand the ground laws.
31:49
Yeah, yeah. Is that is that count for like a
31:52
little Bay here? I'm no lawyer, but but Coyote, I
31:59
feel like you might know something about that.
32:02
You look like you're a learned person.
32:05
Really. That's I've never heard that
32:08
before. Just just look at the.
32:11
Look at the five of us and ask yourself which one looks the
32:14
smartest, Declan. Teensy, it's.
32:18
Just 'cause I'm old, but I I have been around to know that
32:21
there are no rules in the. Desert.
32:23
Yeah. I think that it's crazy that
32:25
you're worried about following the law in at all.
32:31
Well, well, the junk master said that we got to behave before the
32:35
Yeah. But if someone else starts it,
32:37
you can finish. It if they come into the Bay,
32:41
can I gun them down? And behavior is a part of a
32:43
spectrum. Behave I would.
32:45
Say. I like.
32:47
That. I would say definitely be
32:49
threatening and seem like you are going to, you know, take
32:52
them out, but if they run away, you don't need to chase them
32:55
down and finish the job, you know?
32:57
I'll just revel. Gore Grinder here.
32:58
And he slaps his forearm. Yeah, just like walk around the
33:02
the base of it and just look crazy, like a crazy person.
33:05
I I can do. That I can do it.
33:07
Easily. You put your guitar case down
33:10
next to the the punk knot. So, so remember that you're a
33:14
rocker boy, so you wouldn't necessarily have to do this
33:18
yourself. You could use your rocker boy
33:20
skill. I can, I can.
33:25
Is the is the punk knot floating at the moment?
33:29
So that that thing is pretty fuel efficient, I imagine.
33:31
So I'm just going to let that thing run.
33:32
It starts to pop pop, and as you look over, you watch the fuel
33:36
gauge plunk down half a Oh God. Well, a full 8.
33:40
Run over, turn it off. And it sort of lightly lands on
33:45
the ground with a kind of a metal third.
33:47
Well, guess I better look for fuel too out there.
33:51
Yes, ma'am. I'm not going to lie, this punk
33:54
not kind of looks like a stage. So I'm I'm going to get on top
33:57
of it. Cool and.
33:59
I'm. I'm gonna tune this to drop D
34:03
and I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna play some riffs while I
34:06
got this thing. Cool, Do you?
34:11
Are you gonna roll Charismatic Impact?
34:14
Yeah, he's just gonna start rocking out because he does
34:17
have. A.
34:18
Did you upgrade your role? Part of me.
34:21
Did you upgrade your role as a Rocket boy or did you keep it at
34:24
4:00? I kept it at 4:00 because it's
34:27
it's the level times 60 for your your your role.
34:33
Correct. Yeah, Yeah, it's expensive.
34:35
I did not have that many. Right.
34:37
But I do have a pocket amplifier so he doesn't need like speakers
34:42
or anything, he just plugs his guitar.
34:44
Right to his little. Pocket amp and yeah, he's just
34:46
going to start rocking out in this Bay and see if see if he
34:50
gathers some some fans that like a little neo death metal.
34:54
Cool, do it roll charismatic impact.
34:58
Oh. You go to play and one of your
35:02
strings snaps and smacks you in the in the eye.
35:04
Roll 1D6. Snap string hurts so bad.
35:10
It gets caught on your sore arm. Oh fuck. 6 HP damage.
35:15
Oh my. God.
35:20
And your eye needs mild medical attention, so you close it and
35:25
now you have lost depth perception.
35:27
And in order to fix that, you're going to need to buy a medical
35:31
kit. Hold on, I got some water.
35:32
I'll put her some water. Water on it.
35:34
This will help. Get it.
35:36
Pull. Pull it in, Kyle.
35:37
Oh my God. Nuts.
35:39
But no one comes to you because you don't even start playing.
35:44
That was not very cool. I'm.
35:46
Embarrassed. For Jeb, I think we should get
35:48
out of here. We shouldn't.
35:50
Stand up. You.
35:51
You. You, you, you Go on.
35:52
I, I don't. I want to be.
35:54
I don't want to be. Noticed.
35:56
Right now. If you want to see if you have a
36:01
spare string in your various pockets, you have to roll under
36:05
your luck on AD 10. Otherwise you're lying my.
36:08
What? What is my fuck?
36:14
What if I fail? Then you just don't have one
36:17
cry, all right? Let's cancel the show.
36:22
Why not you? Just happens a lot.
36:24
Is it AD 10 correct? Yep.
36:25
Throw 1D10. An A string.
36:28
Like is it? Is it meats or beats?
36:30
It doesn't work. It's meat.
36:32
So meats in below, yeah. Fuck my luck is 5.
36:38
Yeah, you, you, you pat yourself over and the one string you're
36:41
missing is the one string string.
36:44
Oh, you, you have a gig in a few hours, guy.
36:46
I know, I know. It only amazed.
36:49
Me. You don't need voice in the sky.
36:50
You only. Need 4 or.
36:54
It's a guitar coyote. Nice.
36:55
Base you. Play like a bass and it'll be
36:58
fine. You only need it.
36:59
One balance. I'll look for strengths.
37:01
I'll look for strengths. I'll look for strengths.
37:03
All right, Coyote, do you roll perception?
37:07
I can if you'd like me to. Yeah, we're not.
37:10
Yeah. We can roll some dice in this
37:12
game 18. 18. 18 I got a baseline perception.
37:20
So as you're stepping back from the terrible music, you discover
37:24
that there's an opening in the trash to your West, and it sort
37:28
of snakes in and to the right. If you teensy, you see Coyote
37:34
start to step into the trash. Following, there's an opening to
37:39
the trash to West. Teensy.
37:41
Oh my gosh. Coyote, let's go.
37:43
Let's go. An opening in the trash.
37:50
Hooray, I'm right. Behind you, you've got better
37:54
perception than me. All right, head on in.
37:58
We head in. Oh, so true.
38:02
I forget there's a map. I'm here.
38:07
You step into the trash and you guys watch them disappear
38:10
underneath this giant pile of just crap in the middle of the
38:14
area and there as you step. Through the trash.
38:18
Coyote and TNC to the north you see a a pair of of the robots
38:24
that haven't seen you yet. Roll stealth.
38:26
Oh. My.
38:33
God, stealth, yes, seriously. 19 and a person who roll
38:37
perception. Wait, what?
38:41
Roll perception. Also perception and stealth,
38:44
yes. OK, both of us.
38:46
Yes, OK. 19 stuff. Oh, I explode.
38:52
So perceptive. So that's 27. 13 S of 17
38:58
perception. With your incredibly awesome
39:01
crit, you see that there is a person under here and they're
39:06
lying on the ground with a black eye and then next to two bots
39:11
that haven't noticed you yet. Because of Coyote's great role,
39:16
she has enabled you both to stay undetected by the robots, but
39:20
there are two in here. What do we do?
39:24
I don't know. OK, what if we just.
39:29
Sneak up. Really quietly and then jump on.
39:44
Next time I'm no latency side quest.
39:52
What if we shoot at the same time?
39:53
There's two of them. That's cute.
39:55
Maybe we should focus fire. Is going to be so exciting.
39:58
Did you find like a cake in the trash or something like that?
40:01
I wouldn't believe that. You know his his ass is not as
40:04
succulent as it used to be. All that good loot in there.
40:08
You must be using an ass tub. So much good loot.
40:11
Oh my gosh. What?
40:12
A rush, you see. That was amazing.
40:14
You were so good. Thank.
40:15
You. I feel so cool.
40:17
So we have to win. My livelihood depends on I'm
40:19
not. I don't got many shots.
40:20
Left you found a mini gun. I found a mini gun.
40:23
They sound pretty dirty. Best friends.
40:25
Which one of you zoners broke my friend's leg?
40:28
You 2 have fun. I'm gonna watch the punk knot.
40:30
Thank you. Yeah, let's go.
40:34
Jesus, Metal Cage launcher won't need this.
40:38
We can shoot it, I think. Hey.
40:41
I'm not going to carry it. Leave him alone.
40:42
Damn, let's go. We have a gentleman's agreement
40:46
with them. Thank you listener once again
41:18
for joining us here at No Latency.
41:20
Don't forget to check out all of our socials links available in
41:23
the podcast description. Check out our website at
41:25
nolatencypodcast.com. And if you'd like to support us
41:29
further, we have a Patreon. Get exclusive content, spin
41:33
offs, bonus episodes, behind the scenes content, map packs, and
41:37
so much more with weekly content to say thank you to our
41:40
supporters and even spice up your own Cyberpunk RED games at
41:44
home. No matter what your level of
41:46
support. Thank you so much again for
41:48
listening. We literally couldn't do this
41:51
without you. Thanks Jim, it means a lot.
41:54
Have a good week and we'll see you next time in Night City.