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Trump Case, Sister O'dell, Night or Day Showers, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: At all at all?
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million bus boz.
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  Speaker 5: Hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen to me to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't Joy Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 5: You got to.
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  Speaker 3: Love you. You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: I got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
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  Speaker 7: to turn the mouth, turn out the water of the money.
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  Speaker 3: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on your uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 4: You all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 4: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Man, oh man, oh man, God being good to me. Man.
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  Speaker 4: I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know, I
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  Speaker 4: want I want to remind everybody of something that I
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  Speaker 4: need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm I'm
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  Speaker 4: dealing with a couple of things now and I had
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  Speaker 4: to remind myself. Uh you know what I have to remember.
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  Speaker 4: I have to constantly remind myself to stay in constant
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  Speaker 4: communication with God. Constant communication with God.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you know, I have a tendency and maybe we
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  Speaker 4: do all this people, I don't know, but I know
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  Speaker 4: for me that when it's going okay, I slack up
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  Speaker 4: in sometimes having conversations with him because I'm not coming
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  Speaker 4: to Him on a daily with something that's pressing us,
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  Speaker 4: and I find myself slacking up in the communication.
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  Speaker 2: The danger I have learned in that is this, I think,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we've all heard old people say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you got to stay prayed up, you know, and you
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  Speaker 4: know prayed up means you know you got some stowed up.
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  Speaker 4: You just got an abundance of them where you're putting
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  Speaker 4: it in. Because what happens is is when you're not
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  Speaker 4: in constant communication with God, when you're not constantly praying,
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  Speaker 4: doing those good times, that allows for the enemy to
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  Speaker 4: slip in and do the little things that can be upsetting.
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  Speaker 4: And then the next thing, you know what, you get
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  Speaker 4: several little things in a row. Now you got an
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  Speaker 4: issue you're dealing with.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
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  Speaker 4: have I really been praying though? Have I really been
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  Speaker 4: in constant communication with God? Because you know, that helps
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  Speaker 4: God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 4: big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
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  Speaker 4: that when I get on a more of a smooth
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  Speaker 4: plane in life, I have a tendency to slack up
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  Speaker 4: in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
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  Speaker 4: communication with God because it enables me to ward off
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  Speaker 4: those little things coming up that can get in the way.
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  Speaker 4: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
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  Speaker 4: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
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  Speaker 4: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
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  Speaker 4: so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
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  Speaker 4: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
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  Speaker 4: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 4: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: many obstacles. I've said this one hundred times on the show.
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  Speaker 4: The Road to Cessus always under construction. I say that
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  Speaker 4: all the time, and it's to let you understand that
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  Speaker 4: it's not going to be easy, but we can make
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  Speaker 4: it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
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  Speaker 4: when you go out strike out on the journey. You know, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
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  Speaker 4: in New York and I get in my car and
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  Speaker 4: I say I'm going to LA I know, if I
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  Speaker 4: drive west and continue to drive west, eventually I should
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  Speaker 4: get to California, or I may wind up in Portland
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  Speaker 4: or Seattle or something like that. But if I drive west,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to eventually get to the West Coast.
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  Speaker 2: Now wouldn't it be smarter though?
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  Speaker 4: If I mapped out the route, which saved me a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of driving I don't need and figuring that I
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  Speaker 4: don't have to calculate when you know the way to go.
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  Speaker 4: You know, if you know you want to cut cross
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  Speaker 4: on the twenty, or you want to cut cross on
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  Speaker 4: the seventy, or you want to cut cross on the Tin,
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  Speaker 4: you know you got to devise a route. Now, if
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  Speaker 4: I want to go visit some people I know, then
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  Speaker 4: I know I got to I need to go down.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I might go through Ohio, come down on the eighty,
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  Speaker 4: then get on seventy one and take that all the
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  Speaker 4: way down to the Tin and then ride across. Or
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  Speaker 4: I might take it to the twenty, cut through Texas
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  Speaker 4: and then and then let it.
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  Speaker 2: Link back up on the ten.
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  Speaker 4: I know a lot of different ways, but guess what
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  Speaker 4: the best way is to map it out. You can
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  Speaker 4: go anywhere, but if you go with a map, it's
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  Speaker 4: more precise.
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  Speaker 2: You save yourself a lot of time.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I
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  Speaker 4: will deify continuously pray that I stay in the in
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  Speaker 4: the I stay in a prepared mode, I have more
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  Speaker 4: idea of where I'm going. I'm more secure with my route.
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  Speaker 4: If you just take off driving heading west. Yeah, you'll
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  Speaker 4: eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
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  Speaker 4: But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
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  Speaker 4: can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
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  Speaker 4: out and not be paying attention. Next thing you know,
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  Speaker 4: you're on a route and you go on another way.
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  Speaker 4: You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: just pointing that out to you because I know that
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  Speaker 4: on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.
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  Speaker 2: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we.
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  Speaker 4: Lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We lose out our connection with God gets strained.
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  Speaker 4: The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God
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  Speaker 4: if you thin out your communication with God, and instead
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  Speaker 4: of having a big thick cable, now you're dealing with
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  Speaker 4: a lottle thread. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
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  Speaker 4: and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
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  Speaker 4: you know, to ever be encouraged to say to everybody
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  Speaker 4: out there and just keep your head up. It is
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  Speaker 4: going to be dark days for you. There are going
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  Speaker 4: to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
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  Speaker 4: hard to face. But man, oh man, oh man, everybody
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  Speaker 4: has to face these challenges.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody get dark sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: You know, look, if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose,
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  Speaker 4: you wouldn't even appreciate winning because if it all went
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  Speaker 4: your weight all the time. Do you know how complacent
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  Speaker 4: and content and how easy life would be if it
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  Speaker 4: just went your way all the time. So when it
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  Speaker 4: kept going your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because
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  Speaker 4: guess what, it's been going this way the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: So what life does is he has his checks and balances.
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  Speaker 4: These hard times are coming, and you need the hard
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  Speaker 4: times to appreciate the good times. You need the clouds
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  Speaker 4: and you need the rain to appreciate the sun and
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  Speaker 4: the flowers. It's just when it comes to prayer, though,
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  Speaker 4: just stay prayed up, stay constant with it, because the
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  Speaker 4: challenges of life are coming, whether you prayed up or not,
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  Speaker 4: they're coming. Understand that you could pray every day all day.
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  Speaker 4: When you get through praying every day all day, something
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  Speaker 4: gonna happen to you. That's gonna be challenging.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I would rather have been in communication with God on
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  Speaker 4: a regular than wait till every time something pop off
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  Speaker 4: to have to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it
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  Speaker 4: was over a little around the board with it today,
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  Speaker 4: but that's how it came to me. So that is
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  Speaker 4: I ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have a good one the day. Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: The time has come another day, another opportunity, another moment
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  Speaker 4: in time, all presented, produced, manufactured by the Almighty God himself,
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  Speaker 4: man or man or man. What a God, what a
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  Speaker 4: mighty God. He can do what only he can do,
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  Speaker 4: and nobody else can do it. That's just a fact
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  Speaker 4: that it wasn't really profound and nothing like that. That
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  Speaker 4: was just a fact. Just felt like saying that today.
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  Speaker 4: Please believe that because that's how it work. I'm grateful
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  Speaker 4: today y'all. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior
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  Speaker 4: in the legend that is, nephew Tommy Junior, Gonna start
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  Speaker 4: with you today. You look you look like it's all
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  Speaker 4: right today. But what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 8: Everything good? Unh man, I just want to talk to
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  Speaker 8: you about persevere.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: You know, people try to talk you out your dream,
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  Speaker 8: your goal, and you know you always have people that
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  Speaker 8: always say, man, you know that ain't working out for you.
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  Speaker 2: Look like you're stuck or something.
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  Speaker 8: You know all that, But you've learned how to persevere
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  Speaker 8: through everything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because look, you're supposed to look like you're
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  Speaker 4: stuck sometimes, and you know why you're gonna look like that,
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  Speaker 4: because sometimes you're gonna be stuck. Sometimes it's not gonna
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  Speaker 4: go right. Sometimes it look like you ain't gonna win.
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  Speaker 4: There are times you will get knocked down. There are
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  Speaker 4: times they will start counting you out.
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  Speaker 2: That will times.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something that will be times they
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  Speaker 4: will count you out. All this is true, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: tell you something else. That's gonna be a couple of
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  Speaker 4: times in life where you are going to get knocked out.
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  Speaker 4: But it's in your best interest. It is in the
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  Speaker 4: stars for you. It is in the fact that a
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  Speaker 4: promise from God. He will never ever leave you, no
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  Speaker 4: matter what happens, he will never ever forsake you.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 4: He never walks away from you. We walk away from him,
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  Speaker 4: but He is always there. So if you can muster
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  Speaker 4: up the strength, if you could get any type of faith,
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  Speaker 4: small amount of faith, mustard seed faith, the smallest of
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  Speaker 4: all seeds. If you could just get a little bitter,
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  Speaker 4: I think I can. If you could just muster up,
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  Speaker 4: I hope I can, And then you could even say this,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I can, but a Lord, I know you can.
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  Speaker 4: That'll do it. That's all you need to do. And
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  Speaker 4: all you got to do is hang on. It's called
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  Speaker 4: perseveres and everybody has it in him. But it is
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  Speaker 4: a practiced characteristic because whatever you practice, that's what you
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  Speaker 4: get good at. See, there are people that you know
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  Speaker 4: who got real good good at quittin. Now are people
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  Speaker 4: you know who have gotten really really good at giving up.
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  Speaker 4: It is up to you. Whatever side of your life
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  Speaker 4: you water the most is decided that flourishes and grows
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  Speaker 4: the most. If the grass looks greener on the other side.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably because you've been watering the other side.
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  Speaker 2: You got to water the right side.
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  Speaker 4: So if you want to learn how to persevere, start
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  Speaker 4: practicing today.
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  Speaker 2: Get up, Tell him, thank you, Heavenly Father. I need you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Yeah, that's a.
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  Speaker 9: Man, all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 9: the hour. We're going to church with church complaints. Right
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  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It is time
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  Speaker 9: now for church complaints. With Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf Jam.
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  Speaker 2: We gabble.
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  Speaker 4: In this most auspicatous were we pontifify, Yeah, the most high,
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  Speaker 4: and we glow tooriously.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderment of all degreity.
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  Speaker 4: For this time of iniquity, we part muscuity.
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  Speaker 2: And need ourselves down the path of righteousness and vulgarity.
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  Speaker 2: What knowing that our by law.
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  Speaker 4: Of trigonometry, roll off our tongues in a butterscotch the
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  Speaker 4: kol way. Let us prepare ourselves, oh Lord, for church complasm.
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  Speaker 10: That know how to bring the word? Does he yes,
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  Speaker 10: he dies, Yes he does he can bring it. Bring
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  Speaker 10: it all right, Pastor, brother brother Lawrence Bailey is down
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  Speaker 10: on his lock.
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  Speaker 2: He lost his job and his home.
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  Speaker 10: He's been sleeping in the basement at the funeral home.
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  Speaker 10: He said he got up to go to the bathroom
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  Speaker 10: the other night and one of the bodies popped up
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  Speaker 10: on the table and then went back down. Scared him
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  Speaker 10: so much he told the whole basement up, trying to
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  Speaker 10: get out of there. I said all that to say,
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  Speaker 10: eight of the bodies won't be able to be viewed
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  Speaker 10: at their funerals. Lawrence want to know, can he stay
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  Speaker 10: here at the church because they didn't put him out
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  Speaker 10: of the funeral home?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Or two things.
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  Speaker 4: We've learned from this hilly Yeah, you said he was
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  Speaker 4: on his way to the bathroom and his body popped up.
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  Speaker 4: Fat Number One, he no longer had to go to
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  Speaker 4: the bath and then number two, you ain't staying here.
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  Speaker 4: But those two things will become ever disecuty clear.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, I would let him know.
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  Speaker 2: Now this one is a little unusual.
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  Speaker 10: Pastor, we got word from purgatory, you know, that's between
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  Speaker 10: heaven and Hell.
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  Speaker 2: We got a call from him that OJ arrived last week.
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  Speaker 10: He's telling them he wants to stay there, and uh,
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  Speaker 10: he's talking to all of the white women he seeing
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  Speaker 10: asking where is the nearest golf course? Long story short
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  Speaker 10: pastor OJ is cutting up up there, so pregatory is
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  Speaker 10: asking how to handle him.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like he's gonna be there for a while. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I feel that this is too soon.
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  Speaker 1: Timing is everything?
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  Speaker 2: And has there been a funeral yet?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they was practicing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Move on.
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  Speaker 2: Decond too soon? But he jumped on that with hey,
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  Speaker 2: he wrote it.
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  Speaker 4: Well soon, I can't let my deacon be too soon
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  Speaker 4: by him.
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  Speaker 11: Next complaint, All.
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  Speaker 2: Right, let me see him rather. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: I know, pat brother Philip Joern again, as you know,
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  Speaker 10: has been married to Patricia journ again for over twenty
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  Speaker 10: five years. But he's been he been out of work
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  Speaker 10: since COVID. Well he got paid to sleep with a
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  Speaker 10: rich lady to feed his family. Now passed it then,
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  Speaker 10: Philip cheat? Or did he go to work? Patricia wants
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  Speaker 10: to know.
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  Speaker 2: We would go out over.
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  Speaker 4: For the sake of the type of counseling I do.
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  Speaker 4: I would have to say that he went to work.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I'm talking about. That thank you something much.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I'm talking about. That's what I thought, That's.
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  Speaker 4: What I think and The reason I know he went
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  Speaker 4: to work is because he didn't been back over there.
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  Speaker 1: Fourteen times.
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  Speaker 11: All the time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh lord, so or you know you you, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you must realize that things work out in a mosterious way.
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  Speaker 2: Yes they do, Yes they do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they called that a pun.
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  Speaker 2: You see, that's a punk putting it in work? It
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  Speaker 2: one really won wasn't here putting it work? Know that
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  Speaker 2: what it was. That's what it is over here all
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  Speaker 2: right here.
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  Speaker 10: Let's see, our brother Marie asked me a question that
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  Speaker 10: I couldn't give him an answer to. He said, if
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  Speaker 10: he didn't make it into heaven, can he get his
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  Speaker 10: money back.
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  Speaker 2: All the times he done page?
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  Speaker 10: And I get to knowing what to tell him.
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  Speaker 4: No, well, there will be no need for money in
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  Speaker 4: the afterlife.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, you can take it down there with you.
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  Speaker 2: It's burnt up with you.
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  Speaker 4: See, brother Maurice was asking a question that has.
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  Speaker 2: No real value on me. Come on here, now, that
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  Speaker 2: is the reason you.
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  Speaker 4: Go on to hell in the first place, because you
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  Speaker 4: have placed a value, a monetary value on being a
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  Speaker 4: Christian and a man of gold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gonna wind.
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  Speaker 4: Yourself up in hell.
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  Speaker 2: You to messed around the water to take your money
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I know you must be
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  Speaker 4: in hell because you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Pay your tithes half the time. No way set up
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  Speaker 2: in here.
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  Speaker 4: I ripped open your tie invelow one time and had
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  Speaker 4: forty two dollars in there.
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  Speaker 2: You don't good well?
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  Speaker 4: You was making more than four hundred and twenty dollars
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  Speaker 4: a week. I saw your checks because I paid your
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  Speaker 4: half to take you want to take that to hell
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  Speaker 4: with you? Go ahead on hell and wait on you
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  Speaker 4: and your four point five percent. I did the man,
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  Speaker 4: I did the cargo lay shows, Come on Fasting.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you, Reving Motown and Deacon Depth Jam for those
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  Speaker 9: church complaints. Coming up next, that is ask the Colo
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  Speaker 9: with our chief loves. You're listening hard morning show coming
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  Speaker 9: up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
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• 21:27
  Speaker 9: for DUI and she asked the officers, do you know
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: who I am? That's all at the top of the hour,
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: we'll talk about it. Then. Right now it's time for
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: ask the clo. This is from Trell in Sandy Springs.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: Trell writes, my husband loves a freezing cold home, and
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: I prefer it to be around seventy five degrees so
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: that the kids and I are comfortable. He said he's
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: turning our garage into his man cave. Is he unwilling
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: to cooperate because he really wants his own space?
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Well, lady, your house is not going to be freezing,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: because now you can let the man came to I mean,
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: what what what difference to a race? I mean that
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: question has no merit to it. The man want a
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: man cave. Now, now you could let him have a
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: man cave as you should. Just let the man have
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: a space one, yeah, man, a little corner in the
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: house that belonged to him. What the kids and off
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: limits too, and let him have that and then he
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: can make that whatever timpt want.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he makes an icebox bit there she wants what
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: should Yeah?
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: She's her problem is she doesn't want him to like
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: just be out in the man cave all the time. Well,
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: you know, and all of that and that spend time,
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: and that he.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Don't want to be in there with y'all. All. Yes,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: that's it, that's what the man cave.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Is fault, and that's what she's asking.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he needs that as do most men,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: just like women need some me time to quiet as
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: it's kept. Men needed to because me and don't have
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: the same out and that y'all have. Y'all have group
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: therapy with each other. Y'all rally around each other. We
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: don't let that man have some time to himself. Ain't
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: nothing wrong with that. But I tell you what we
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: all gonna do, though, We're gonna cut the damn heat
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: back up there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: That's what.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, all right. Moving on to Fallon and Oakland, Fallon says,
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: I've been married six years and my husband has a
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: two year old daughter by his coworker. It all happened
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: after I allow it, after I allowed a threesome with
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: this woman. Every time I get angry about the child,
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: he says, it's my fault. How can this baby be
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: all my fault? Wow?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Well, wow, you allowed the threesome.
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: Wow it was cool.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Now, See, you can't get mad at the results of
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: the threesome when you was cool with it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Y'all was in there. Y'all saw what y'all was doing.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Ain't no, ain't no.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Nobody turned out and off with the corner their mouth. Nobody, nobody.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: You ain't see nobody taking a little corner taketty little pack.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody nobody you was in there? Yeah, he just
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: up in here, just you know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: As they all take care of the kid.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Now what, Well that's y'all baby, Yeah yeah it. The
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: threesome is a is a quadruple. Yeah yeah yeah, but
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: the youngest one don't do nothing.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Break it up? Really crazy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: They all have to share custody, Okay. Moving on to
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: Aaron in Columbus, Aaron writes, I had a gig and
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: I told my wife I was playing at a club downtown.
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: I had the wrong address and I ended up at
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: a club by my house. My wife came in with
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: one of our neighbors, and she was surprised to see me.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: Why would she sneak out like that? Oh wifey?
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, things happen up. Yeah, yeah, you got a gig.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Your wife went out? Dog, Hey dog, hey dog, whatn't
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: you going out?
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: He was working, he was making money. He was to
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: take care of the family.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: So you need to find out what your wife doing.
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: What I'm saying with the neighbor.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, you know we all you know
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: went out. You know my husband went out, is dog.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I know she was surprised, but it's cool. It's life, man.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: What don't worry about?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Why would she sneak out like that? She ain't got
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: to ask you? Can she go somewhere?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you just find out out?
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: Why don't she go see her husband at the other kid?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: He can't people see that ragged ass man. He hear
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: nothing messing the garage all that time. I fin to
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: go down here and see y'all. Let them go out, girl,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: let's go somewhere here.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: She was going out to have a girl's night out,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: walked in and you was there.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's here.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: See won't see you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Singing the bad ass covers for all them songs. Yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I'm your mama, I'm your doctor when you need some coke,
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: want some weed, you know me. I'm your friend, push
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: your man to the.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: End, I'm your push them mad.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what his old ad group and there doing.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: And they next song they trying to wrap and you y'all,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: don't the mad.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: They just all over the place. One of them. Damn
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: banks Ye dude, dope dope, dope doo do do.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But that's him, that's.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Not no, No, that's him doop.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: He really changed.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Last he probably left his wife, all right. This one's
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: from last one Jessica In the d m V, Jessica says,
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: I rejected a guy that wanted to date me, but
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: I messed up and had sex with him. First. He
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: told my brother that I'm easy and he didn't really
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: want to sleep with me. My brother got angry with
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: me and with me instead of the guy. Why didn't
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: he defend me? Defend you, defend your sister.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Why an't you defending your honor?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Hell, if you act like you ain't got no honor,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: you want everybody to come to the rescue and save
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: you from something. You wouldn't defend my honor when you
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: walk around acting like you ain't gotten none.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he mad at you because damn.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Now he I didn't got my sister thinking my sister
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: just a tricky and he said, man, I want to
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: date you, man, but she slept with me.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm just like, wow, bro, I was really.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: Sill the ultimate goal. Though it's not so easy with it. Huh.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: There are men who really want to be with you,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: but if you give it off. He's sitting up here
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: going damn, that was easy.
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: Pretty fast, you kissing and telling telling that girl brother
• 28:58
  Speaker 12: he told because.
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: She rejected his ego.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well he was wrong for telling it. I don't
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: know what kind of relationship he got with the brother though.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I really don't understand that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all right, he's yeah, all right, Colo, thank you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: morning show. Fifty cent has yet another big business venture.
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: Last week, he officially opened his G Unit Studios in Shreveport, Louisiana.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: The ribbon cutting was on Thursday, and fifty cent said
• 29:42
  Speaker 9: he plans to expand G Unit television and film, and
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: he chose Shreveport to boost the local economy with job opportunities.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: Shreveport's mayor spoke about this huge milestone for the city
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: and that he hopes that the G Unit studio will
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: usher in the next generation of creat So congratulations. That's
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: wonderful news.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That's big work right there. That's a lot of jobs.
• 30:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Somebody asked me one time, because we take the family
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: feud at Tyler Perry Studio, somebody asked me in the
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: audience of that day, Steve, why don't you open up
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: a studio? I said, Man, that's not even in my scope.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: That's that's not even that's not even what I do. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: but why don't you open up one?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: That's that's not what I do? Why don't they lane?
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: You're wrong in your lane.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I'm busy, really, just trying to do what I'm supposed
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: to do, right I'm.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: We're just trying to do what I'm doing.
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you got a lot going on looking over there
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: across the street.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Want to do that to No, that ain't what I do, Man,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: that ain't ain't even my thought process.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: He didn't see you doing what you do right there.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: He's that he was doing it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, working everywhere work, I'm doing it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: It seems like many many shows you got, you had
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: your Almo studio. I ain't got enough shows.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Had owned the shade.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: Well that was shade all right. Moving on, Nick Cannon
• 31:19
  Speaker 9: may have shocked us all by fathering twelve children, Well
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: that's nothing compared to Jamaican dance hall performer Elephant Man.
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: Elephant Man has revealed that he has thirty eight kids.
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: Thirty eight kids, and he started being a father when
• 31:35
  Speaker 9: he was seventeen years old. Much of the Instagram live
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: video was done in his native language, but he essentially said,
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: and this is the part that I want you guys
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: to really pay close attention to. He essentially said that
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: he might be ugly and all of that, but the
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: girls love him. He also said he doesn't use condoms,
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: so having more kids is always a possibility. Of course,
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: he caught a lot of backlash for his carelessness and
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: not using protection and for not being able to be
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: a great father to thirty eight children.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Whats so, Yeah, them songs must be good. Them songs
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: must be really good.
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: I'm telling them standing it ain't so yeah, saying.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: The trump.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I don't use cond This is really sad.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: You so fortunate you still here?
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, these babies, come on, thirty Bringing babies in the
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: world is just so easy, dude, this is neglect.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You can't be a good father to thirty Well, no.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: That's that's really really hard man. Yes, that's really hard.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: You see.
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: You see how travels hard?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Having one child?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Hello, yes, he get them to all the events being
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: that showing up form your man.
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: It's hard raising children. You're trying to raise them to
• 33:08
  Speaker 12: be productive and winners. That's what you're trying to do.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Human Three, I got my work cut out.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It's all right.
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, stop at thirty eight.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Oh you're going to forty. You get at it around.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: He think that's something to do right there.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: All right, that's we're moving on now.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: Wrapper Glorilla whose government name is Glorilla Hallelujah Woods. Okay, Gloria,
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Gloria Holarilla, Alorrilla, Gloria Hallelujah. I'm trying to.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Get Gloria glory.
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: I call it Glo glory something. Gloria Hall. Do. Let
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: me start that over. Let me start that over. Her
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: name is Glorilla as a rapper, but her government name
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: is Gloria Hallelujah Woods.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: She was arrested in a suburb outside of Atlanta recently
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: after she made a U turn at a red light
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: around four am. Gwinnett County Police Department released the bodycam
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: footage of Glow telling Gwinnett County police officers that she
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: was not drunk. Glow admitted to having two registered guns
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: and some marijuana, but quote not enough to be taken
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: to jail. A field sobriety test was done and glows
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: right breast popped out of her bikini top, so a
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: female officer helped fix her clothes. Glo asked the officers
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: if she looked cute on camera right after she was
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: put into the police car, and then asked, but you
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: don't know who I am? I'm on your TV. The
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: officers didn't know, or they didn't seem to care. Glorilla
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: was charged with DUI, open container and failure to obey
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: a traffic control device. He was released on bond. So
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: here's the question. See, if you're very, very famous, have
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: you ever been in a situation, in a bad situation
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: and asked, do you know who I am? I'm gonna
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: say no, no.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: No, because when I was getting arrested, they didn't really
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: give a damn who I was.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You weren't famous though back then?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: No, hell no. So it was so I was trying
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: to hope, Okay.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You're talking too much now.
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: Say such things.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was really you know who you are.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: That was the goal.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Sure, you got right, Wilson. You see a Dan Woods anyway, Dan, Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, coming up after coming up after twenty minutes,
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Trump's hush
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: money trial is starting today, and he bashed the presiding
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: judge on social media over the weekend. We'll talk about
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: all of this right after this.
• 36:10
  Speaker 13: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: So opening arguments and Donald Trump's hush money trial began
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: today after Trump's legal team attempted to unsuccessfully delay the
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: trial once again. On Saturday, Trump to truth Social to
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: He took to truth social to blast the judge in
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: the case. He wrote, this scam rush trial taking place
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: in a ninety five percent Democrat area is a planned
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: and coordinated witch hunt. It is being presided over by
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: possibly the most conflicted judge and judicial history, who must
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: be removed from this hoax immediately. But the jury has
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: been selected and the hush money trial is slated to
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: begin this morning as planned. So nice try, Trump, a
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: nice try.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: And not just understand how we're sitting up in here.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Here is a man who has ninety one indictments, yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: and is on the ballot to run for president. If
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: anyone else, anyone else that I have ever known or
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: heard of, had any indictments, they would not be even
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: considered for the presidency. This is a complete and total
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: testament to the condition of the Republican Party that you,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: with your grand conservative values, cannot even find a decent
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: enough human being to carry out and represent your values.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I don't mind that you have those values, but it
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: has been on me that this is the only person
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: that you can find to carry your values forward. And
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: you think he's good for the United States, you are
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: out of your mind. You all don't even know what
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: he did last time. Man, y'all don't even know.
• 37:58
  Speaker 11: And this is a trial or something else.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: It's not the election.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: This yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: The case.
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: And he keeps saying, I should be out, I should
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: be out campaigning. I should be out campaigning.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: That's really really, you should be out of the campaign
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: just as a person, man, you should be out of
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: the campaign. But yeah, here we are. This is the
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: United States of America. Yeah, you know, the greatest country
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: in the world. Yeah, that's this one. Yeah, the one
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: that has the highest in cost conserration rate of anybody
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: in the world. This one right here, the country that
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: uses the most recreational drugs. This one right here, This
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: country who was not leading the world in education.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: This one right here.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Sad.
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and Steve on Friday, this was a disturbing display
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: caught on camera. It was in a ledged conspiracy. Theorist anyway,
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: he has died after he doused himself with gasoline and
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: set himself on fire. This was just outside of the
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: Manhattan Criminal Courthouse. This was while the jury was being
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: selected for the trial inside the courthouse prior to the incident. Yeah,
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: this was horrible, horrible to yourself.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to say about it. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: the devil busy, he showed trick you pardon.
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so sorry to hear that. Coming up at thirty
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: four minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 39:37
  Speaker 13: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: Well, ladies and gentlemen, she is here, the one and only.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: You here, bit.
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: Freak, You are too, said a Longe.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: All free, ye.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: Freedom, Yes, lord, good mornings.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: Ere, he was, good morning morning, adell.
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: Well, let's just get to it. What's going on today?
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: Well, sister Odell, I'm glad you're here because according to
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: the Guinness Book of World Records, the crown for the
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: oldest man in the world goes to one hundred and
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: eleven year old John Alfred Tenniswood. He currently lives in
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: a nursing home in northwest England, and he said living
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: to be one hundred and eleven years old is just
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: pure luck. He said, he's never smoked, he rarely drank alcohol,
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: and he never was on any special diets. So I
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: wanted to ask you, sister Odell, what are some did
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: you know him? First of all, did you know saw?
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: That's not true?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: My daddy lived longer than that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 11: My daddy was one hundred and thirty eight when.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Really a whopping what the biblical age?
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: And he and he worked out in the fields, yes, man,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: he had he he ate, he ate raw corn, he
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: smoked corn, and he ate poke. Wow.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: And he still lived to be one hundred and thirty eight.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, because there wasn't nothing in that food back then,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: you know, wasn't no hard preserve and things like that,
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: and know all that you know, ain'tybody you know, and
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: things like that, and harmony all that wasn't in the
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: foods back then.
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: So he need it. But I don't know who this
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: man name is.
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: Now, his name is John Alfred Tennis Wood.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Oh he black.
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: He lives in northwest England. So I'm gonna say no,
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: he's not black.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Oh well, that's faking news. Uh huh.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: The white people don't live that long, you know, you know,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: they always lying and they always try to act like
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: they're trying to get a t He was white, sister, Deel,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: You know, you know, you know, you good looking man,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: and congratulations, I have whole years.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: But you know, so what you probably been rich. You know,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: people took.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Cam serving men. Yeah, you live on honey eleven eleven
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: years old. You ain't gotta go out there and cut
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: the grass. You ain't gotta go to work nowhere. He
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: ain't even sit chass round for a hundred eleven years.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I believe that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 9: So, so do you have any suggestions? You know, for one,
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: how to live longer, stay healthy, all of that, because
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: you're you're st out of trouble.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to rap music.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: What does that have to do with it?
• 42:42
  Speaker 11: Well, you know you listen to rap mus that'll get
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: a cat busted in.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: You have you right now?
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: They dad here ain't even hit too fast because he
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: ain't he acting out these words. You know the way
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: if I was young today, stop in the rap music.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Stray away from you know, you could try some weed
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: or something, but you need to stay away from all
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: that stuff they make in the backyard. Anything you buy
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: the trailer home, don't use it. Fish and all methandolls,
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: stay waiting, all.
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: That, living a lung, healthy life.
• 43:22
  Speaker 11: All that you try some weed.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: I guess you know, because I got a couple of
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: friends of mine that's on it for medical reasons.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: You know, on it. They using it. You know, your
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: molting gly.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Homer uh huh.
• 43:35
  Speaker 9: But what else?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Like if you want to get your weight up when
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: you're old and you need to get your weight up, smoke.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: Reefless, give me the munchies. Munches down there?
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, they have weed night down at the at the
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: other time is centered now they have league night. Is
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: that we got this man come through call itself plug
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: plug come through that on weed Night and sales.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It the edible. You don't PARTICU credit with it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: He keeps up with it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he said he's gonna have to stop credit
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: because he just came through that too many time to
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: collect and they had paid.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: call for today right after this you're listening morning show
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: Strawberry letter for today and the subject is she's going
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: to push me to do it. Okay, we'll get into
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: that find out what that's all about in just a
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: few because right now it is time for the nephew
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: and today's prank phone call.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: What you got neft?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Well, it's Monday. Let me try to be as stupid
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: as I care.
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: And yeah, Monday, you got that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: You gotta you know, you gotta take you.
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: Gotta take your stupid up high when you when you're
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: doing the Monday, you can't.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: You can't come in there with no Wednesday. Stupid Monday
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: stupid got to jump off. You got it. You gotta
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. Let's see that's right here.
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: Jezebel Spirit, Jezebel Spirit, were going back to the church,
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: Jezebel Spirit, the cat dog.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: If you if you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Could Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alicia. All right,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: all right, all right, you may not know my voice.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: But I'm sure you probably know me if you saw me.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: But I'm brother Greg at the church. Okay, how you doing.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: the workers at the church. We have meeting. Uh a
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: lot of the deacons and the sisters at the church,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: they have come to, uh had a meeting, and and
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: that's that's that's your sister, right yeah, that's my sister.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's my baby sister.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well now we got a bit of
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: a problem, but uh uh uh. They felt that it
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: would be best for me to call you and discuss
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: it with you and and let you know what the
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: you know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: the messenger and I'm just calling you to give you
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: the word of what's going on. Okay, brother Greg, right, yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: brother Greg brig agree.
• 46:49
  Speaker 14: You know uh huh your wife has been the choir,
• 46:51
  Speaker 14: right uh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I know, I
• 46:57
  Speaker 14: think I know.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well, like I said, sister Alicia,
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: what the officials of the church are saying is that
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: your sister has been having an affair with with pastors
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: and my sister, uh, your your sister, Melanie, and they
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: saying she's having and had an affair with having an
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: affair with pastor not like I said, I'm just the messenger, okay,
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: So why.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Are y'all calling me about something Melany doing well?
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Like like I said, the officials had a meeting, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel's
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: spirit and what they don't want to wait, wait, wait
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: a minute, being rude. Now come on, okay, I'm now
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: me out. Now they're saying that this is a jezebel
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: spirit and they would rather all of the family not
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: be welcome at the church anymore.
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, First of all, where are you delivering a message
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: to me about my sister?
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: If you have a problem with my sister, seems like
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: you will.
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Be calling my sister.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Now we shoot step for people.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: So why are you calling me about my sister?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: About a rumor? And now you say y'all don't.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Want me in the church. Is that what you're saying
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: the entire family. So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie,
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: they won't because they evidently all of the ladies in
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: the Thompson familymuch hell some type of Jezebel spirit, and
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: they don't want to.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait a minute.
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: Now, you just just like I said, now.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Be mindful who you speaking to calling somebody a Jezebel, because.
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: What you can't do is call somebody and accuse somebody and.
• 49:09
  Speaker 13: Then call them a derogatory word.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Come about somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel?
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: Now you being ruth sir.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying. Okay,
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: that's got to be the most asinine, foolish.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: And that's I have ever heard in my life.
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: Who done that? Who are you to call me?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Don't ask me like that?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: You calling me all like some bush? But who can
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: cast they got a Jezabel?
• 49:35
  Speaker 13: Still, that's how I call somebody.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: The kids, I'm like, you got a bad ass kid?
• 49:38
  Speaker 14: Does your mama rab a Jezebel?
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: Still?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Don't wait wait a minute, I'm just does your mama?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Does your red enup?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Sit where I'm wife's out of Jezebel's spirit.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: I'm asking your ass.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: That's what's gonna happen.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: You're gonna mess around and get your ass whip and
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: get drugs through the damn pool.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Kits around with the top.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Well that's of right now. The family can't come to
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: the church.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: You think we want to be around a church that
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: got people conference asking me, I.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Show, damn do I have a Jezebel?
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: But you never answered the question do you have one?
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: I might have a rehab fear.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Now you know she was a good Bible.
• 50:18
  Speaker 8: Now, I mean remember this damn church for the last
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: eight years.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I don't say plenty of time to this damn church
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: and attack.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: The problem me.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Tell have a problem with.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Me, Alicia? Yeah, uh huh. Let me say you this
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: and then I'm gonna be before.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: You said another damn word.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: You need to apologize and think to like you got
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: some wish.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, can I say this?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: Go ahead?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I apologize.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, I apologize because this is if you Timmy from
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and you just got pranked
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: by your sister Melanie.
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna kicks.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Here.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Nor was that was that was your guys?
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: Melanie ass the.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Dad I don't know who the lady is in the
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: choir with the red list.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Stick with that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: I have no earthly idea, all right, No Josepel Spirits,
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: none of that. We all right, maybe maybe a.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Rain half like I did.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Maybe half, because you don't even more than one Bible.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: And she did gut work for.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: The kingdom because you know I was working for the kingdom.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: The long times. Now wait, you don't want to walk?
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Oh God, I love church people.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I love church people.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Hey, let me ask you something. What is the baddest
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: radio show with the lad.
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: Walking morning show?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: And you have it? There, you have it. Yeah, that
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: was Jezabel Spirit. Let me say this, Baltimore, did we
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: do the dog on thing? We did that thing? Oh
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: my god? What what? Oh? If I could have bought
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: a ticket to see me out of bed right there
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: in the audience. I ain't what.
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: What sick?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Straight ignorit straight stupid?
• 52:30
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• 52:34
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• 52:46
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• 52:56
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• 52:58
  Speaker 10: All right, then, then in the cut Mother's Day Weekend
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: and evening with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven,
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: West Palm Beach, Florida. The Nephew is coming to town
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: Mother's Day Weekend. It is in the Rinker Playhouse at
• 53:12
  Speaker 10: the Cravis Center on a sound classic, absolutely ravishing my Dad.
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: It is at the Rinker Playhouse at the Cravis Theater.
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. You must come
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: out and see May tenth and eleven. Take a Torontel
• 53:30
  Speaker 10: right now, West Palm Beach would never be the same.
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: You think you.
• 53:35
  Speaker 10: Absolutely ravaged. We must meet at the club. We should
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: oh dear.
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: With all right, Nephew, congratulations on that and thank you.
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is the subject
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: is she's going to push.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Me to do it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 9: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening.
• 54:00
  Speaker 13: Morning show.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter and if
• 54:04
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• 54:08
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• 54:11
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• 54:15
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• 54:17
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• 54:20
  Speaker 9: it could be yours.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letta.
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, thank you, nephew.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Subject. She was going to push me to do it.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: She's going to push me to do it.
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm divorced and my ex husband and
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: I are great at co parenting. My son is fourteen
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: and my daughter is ten, so she prefers to stay
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: with me and my son prefers to stay with his dad.
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: After we have been divorced seven months, I got a
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: mommy makeover and my ex came and stayed a few
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: nights to help me with the kids. He also drove
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: me to my doctor's appointments and we worked on becoming
• 54:58
  Speaker 9: friends again. Ten years after our divorce, we started having
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: sex again. Ten ten months after our divorce, we started
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: having sex again. Then I found out he had a girlfriend,
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: and I asked him about it and he admitted that
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: he was in love with a new chick. That he
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: was in love with a new chick. I met the
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: woman and she told me they were getting married. She
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: was gloating, but I congratulated them, and I decided to
• 55:24
  Speaker 9: cut off the sex with my ex. He begged and
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: pleaded to make love to me again, so I gave
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: in to him about three months ago. The love making
• 55:33
  Speaker 9: is better than when we were married, and I found
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: myself falling in love with him again. But all of
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: a sudden, his wife started irritating me like she's never
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: irritated me before. Her intuition must have kicked in, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: she started checking my ex's phone and checking my Instagram page.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: All the time.
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: She started posting selfies with my ex with the hashtags
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: muffin and lovebug. What really he made me mad was
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: her telling my kids that when she met their dad
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: and he was sad and miserable, that he was sad
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: and miserable from being married to me.
• 56:09
  Speaker 13: She's going to.
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: Push me to tell her what her husband and I
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: are doing while she thinks he's at work. I've cut
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: off the sex with him once again because I can't
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: deal with the drama. He told me he will make
• 56:20
  Speaker 9: his wife apologize to our children if she doesn't apologize.
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: Should I tell her everything? Would my ex consider coming
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: back to me or would he be upset? All right,
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: he would be upset, no question. But my question is
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: to you, you want him back after he told you
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: he's in love with the new girl. No, he's not
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: for you anymore. He's with her and she told you
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: that they're getting married. He's not only he's only having
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: sex with you. He hasn't asked you to get back
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: together with him, has he No, he was just begging
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: you to have sex with him. You never told us
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: why you guys got divorced in the first place.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: But he seems to be.
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: Fine with it and what he's got going on now
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: with his new boo. She made you mad by telling
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: the kids you were making their dad sad and miserable.
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: So your ex said he would make his wife apologize
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: to the children. So are they married now or what?
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: But either way, if they're married or just together for now,
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: let him go, Please let him go. He has obviously
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: moved on. Like I said, he's with her, but he
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: does miss having sex with you.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: But face it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: That's all it is. Okay, that is all it is.
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: I'm glad you stopped having sex with him. Now maybe
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: you can move on with your new mommy makeover and
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: start your own life, your own new life.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, Steve, Why do women have to have a man
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: tell you they don't want you twice?
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: I don't know, Steve, I don't know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: You all got it divorce. That's as big a I
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: don't want you as you can get. Here's some papers,
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: sign these please. However, you all got divorced. You all
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: both divorced. You had two kids. I know why you
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: got divorced. It's obvious to me, Shirley said. You never
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: mentioned why you got divorced, and you didn't.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: You didn't mention it. But it's obvious to me why
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: you got the divorce. I will share that with you.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: In just a moment.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: You got the divorce, you decided to get yourself a
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: mommy makeover. He came over and stayed a few nights
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: to help you with the kids. Obviously you had a
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: total package. You did something to your breast, your chin,
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: your stomach, your butt, your thighs, your doat your neck,
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: your face, your jawls, your breast, the back of your arms,
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: under your arms, your back fat, the chicken wings, jowls Uh,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Tommy tunk, liposuction.
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: And booty all right, sons her feet sounds like.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty slow. You was pretty sure. You was
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: so so, you were so so.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: He had to come over because you couldn't move. They
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: were giving you a stick of super stuff. Your kids
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: ain't know who you was.
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: None of that's in the letter.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: All that's in there to me. That's why I had
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: to come over there, because the kids were scared.
• 59:36
  Speaker 14: That lady came.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: She wrapped up like a mummy. We can't even see us.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: She utters that we gotta go get us, that she
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: can't use the bathroom. We washing her. We all like
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: them over and help you and so uh.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Ten months after our divorce and and the and the
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: mummy makeover, we he started having sex again. Then I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: found out he had a girlfriend. I asked him about it,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: and he admitted that he was in love with a
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: new chick. I met the woman and she told me
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: they were getting married.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: She was gloating.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: I congratulated him and decided to cut the sex off
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: with the eggs being completed with me to make love again.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: You gave it about three months ago to love making
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: this better than when we were married. I found myself
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: falling in love with him again. But all of a sudden,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: his wife started irritating me like she never her intuition
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: kicked in. She started checking my ex's phone and checking
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: my Instagram pages.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: She started posting selfies on my eggs.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: Hang on, Steve, you got that.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Now when we come back, I'll tell you why they
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: got the divorce.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 9: All right, Coming up, we'll have part two of Steve's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: respond to today's Strawberry letters. She's going to push me
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: to do it? That's coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: after the hour right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: strawberry letter. The subject she's going to push.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Me to do it?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Well, she gonna push her to do it because she
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: had a divorced from her husband. Then she decided to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: get a mommy makeover, and then the man came over
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: there to help out because she had a total makeover.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: We went over that with everything that was wrong with her.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Uh, she got her eyes lifted, her face lifts, she
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: got her jaws done, she got that hamburger pack them
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: hot dogs took off the back of her neck. She
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: had her throat done, She had her breast done, She
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: had her neck done, She had them flaps up under
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: her arms done, the chicken wings for them kites. The
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: back of her arm had done. Then she got her
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: breast done. Then she had liposuction. Then she had tummy
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: tuck that uh. Then she took the biscuit back off
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: her back where all the also was a biscuit back
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: you know how you wear a halt and it looked
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: like somebody opened up a can of biscuits, you know
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: when you put the spoon on that scene and it
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: opened like that.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then she had then she.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Had a bbl this year that. Then she had her
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: thighs done. She had thigh reduction and all like this right,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: and she had her knee lift so you could see
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: her kneecaps.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Right there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she did.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: The whole thing because you know, sometimes your knees start disappearing,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: and so she had a move back so she could
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: look like she had knees.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Because some people get older, it just looked like a leg.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: She had all that done throughout the letter, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then all.
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  Speaker 4: Ten months after the divorce and she got healed and everything,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: she got fined. So they started having sex again, and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: then at uh, then you found out he had a
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: new chicken. He told you, yeah, I'm in love with
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: this new woman right here. But you kept having sex
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: with him, and then you met the woman and she
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: was gloating talking about they was gonna get married, and
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: then he started she started showing up following you on
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Instagram because here intuition kicked in and started following y'all.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Then she started posting selfies online with the hash tag muffin.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: And love bug.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: And then what really made the letter write or mad
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: was her telling my kids that when she met they dad,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: he was sad and miserable from being married to me.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Oh see this half a wrong right here. She is
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: going to push me to tell her what her husband
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: and now are doing while she thinks he's at work.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Uh oh, now I've cut off the sex with him
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: once again because I can't deal with the drama. He
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: told me he will make his wife apologize to our
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: children what she won't if she doesn't apologize. Should I
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: tell her everything? Would my ex consider coming back to me?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Or would he be upset? Now let's talk about something
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: she did not say in this letter. Why they got
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: a divorce. No, but I know exactly why they got
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: a divorced.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Okay why why? Because she had needed this mommy makeover.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: God, and he left.
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  Speaker 4: I went down the long list of everything that was wrong,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: and he just decided he wasn't FEI liar with her,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: as you need too much damn work for me to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: stay here. That is what caused the divorce. Because after
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: divorce and she got the mommy makeover and she got healed,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: he right back on her. Now, so I ain't no
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: need to get mad at me. Now we know what
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: the divorce was for. It's even the lady. Yes she did, Shirley.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: She said it in the letter and I can prove it.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: She said, we went back to having sex, and she
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: said that the sex is better than ever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well she mowed all.
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  Speaker 4: That stuff out the way. See the whole lot of
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: stuff in the world. Hey, when you're trying to have
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: good sex and you got all this stuff in a way,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: Giles in the way, your thoat in the way, back,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: y'all in the way, you're under arms, all in the way,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: tom it hook. You need a bbl you need it.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: You ain't got no you got that biscuit back. You
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: can't get too much. You know, you took your clothes
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: off and just spread all out into bed. Yeah, so
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: that's what happened to the man. Now let's get down
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: to the bottom question. Okay, Now, since she gloating and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: throwing this in your face, she gonna make she gonna
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: push you to do it, to tell her what her
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: husband has done. Yeah, well, I don't know if that's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: gonna do you any good, because I want you to
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: know something. He's not coming back. He's done because now
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: you second, and you don't mind being second, because he's
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: got a girlfriend. Told you that, and you start having
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: sex with him anyway. Now you're falling in love with him,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: but he ain't no more in love with you, in
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: love with the new you. But that's just cause of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Now what you need to do is compare yourself to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: this new woman he got.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: Now, you know, we don't compare, we're not supposed to compare.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Do she look like she need a mommy makeover? Probably?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Obviously not Probably probably nothing. Is he coming back to me? No,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: he ain't coming back, no, ma'am. Or would he be upset? Yeah,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: he's gonna be.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Upset, mad as hell is the Urgones.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be mad, and he gonna hold
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: look and then he's gonna go get another chicken. But
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: if you break, come up. All right, We'll be sleeping
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: with him again more often, but until he finds some.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 9: Please stop, all right. Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry
• 1:07:08
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• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: out on the Strawberry Letter podcast as well on the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: Free iHeartRadio Apple where free never sounded so good. Coming
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 9: up next to it is Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 9: What you got Junior?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Sure, let's just go back to Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: Shout out to the New Orleans Pelicans day in the
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: playoffs they take the eighth seed as they beat Sacramento
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: without Zion Williams.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: No Zion, no problem. They'll be taking on OKC and.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: In Miami man no Jimmy Butler Man, Miami beat Chicago
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: one twelve at last one. Yeah, man, they take the
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: eight seed.
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  Speaker 2: In the East.
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  Speaker 8: Man to be playing Boston. Then we go to Saturday,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: the first day of the playoffs.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Man, we had Cleveland, Cleveland Cavalis.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Man come on Cleveland ninety seven to eighty three over Orlando.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: Man, look good, Donovan Mitchell and congratulated.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Did he ball out up?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Did you see him ball out? Dog? Dog? And he
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: been hurt too?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: That come back looking good and better and better cleven
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: kind of strong man, Yeah, man, strong.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: We ain't gonna go too far, but we strong.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Minnesota team coming out the East.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: The Minnesota timber Wolves beat the Phoenix Sons one twenty
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: to ninety five. Man, I was like, this is this
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: ant man dog Anthony Edwards. Man, he looked outstanding in
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: his first playoff postseason game.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Man, he looked outstanding. Unk. What did you think about?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: He's a baller, man, he's talking trash to Kevin Durant.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a ball boy you stopped at. But he's
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: don't go too far, higo. Man.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: The Knicks beat the seventy six is one eleven to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: one oh four. Oh, Man, I mean did you see
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: Joe then be getting hurt?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Man? That was a nice dunk. Man.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 8: He threw off the back board, caught it his self,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: dunk it came down his left leg. Man went to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: the locker room before the halftime. Uh, he just didn't
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: look the same when he came back in the second half. Man,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: he just couldn't hardly run.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: It's just like why they won't let him rest. Just
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: let this man in his season.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Man, let him in the season, and.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: No in his season because he injured.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: You could tell he injured here the playoffs, Yeah, Junior,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: this one that's all on the table. Okay, what you're
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, see if we do that, I don't even know
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: why you said that. You would not do that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it. But they like, oh no, I'm
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: not doing that.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Everybody everybody played through injuries from this playoff time at
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: Nuggets beat the Lakers Man one fourteen to one O three.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: But he don't want to get to Ryan Garcia. Man
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: beat Devid Haney on Saturday night.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Did you see them fight?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Yea man, come on, man, hey, man, let me tell
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: you something.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: And it was controversial who because one judge actually gave
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: the fight to Devin Hani. David Handy was winning it
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: to the last whole round clearly. But that boy, that
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: boy put some pain on him. He just forgot the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: game plan. But let me tell you something, you finish
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: see a trilogy out of them boys right here, because
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: the next one, they don't get paid on the next
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Because that was a fight.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a really good fight. Yeah, it was
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: a really good fight.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: The first time Devin Hanney had been down to the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: canvas man and he went down in the seventh to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: tenth and eleventh Brian Garcie, he had put him down
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: three times.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: But it was a good fight, all.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: Right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top of
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: the hour, a lady has a question about dating a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: man that's a former polyamorous. We'll talk about it right
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: after this. You're listening.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 13: Morning show, all right.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 9: So see this is from Sandra in Phoenix. Sandra says,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 9: my living lover used to be in an open relationship,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: and he's still friends with his ex and some of
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: his old acquaintances. He thinks I'm cool with them, but
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: I get tired of the constant jokes about me crossing
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: over to the other side and trying polyamory. He swears
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 9: he would only do it if I consent to do
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: it with him. My mom said, he's back to his
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: old lifestyle and he's hoping I join him. Is my
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: mom right? Is he still sleeping with the women and
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: I'm the only one in the dark here? Yes, you
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: said that was no hesitation?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: And why do you say that, did you?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: What is he joking around with it for?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: So?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Joking around? Is feeling around to see if she would
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: If you're not get into that no more?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Why are you're still in touch with your yet X
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: and all the other people? What y'all talking about?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: Except that he hasn't moved on?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Man, please girl by.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: You.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: The stupidest thing you think is you've got something with him.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: He belonged to everybody on them Texas, all them friendships.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is true.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his mom is right.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, her mom is right to say. So he never left.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: You're saying, basically, Steve, he never even left. She's asking
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: me back to his old lifestyle back.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're just looking for a new crew now and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 12: wants to include you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: That's all that is?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: We have time for another one. This one's from Alberta,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: Alberta in Tulsa, Alberta says, I have tried to get
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 9: my third husband to try new things in the bedroom,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: but he says it's not Christian like. He's afraid of this,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: and uh that's because he said it doesn't seem right
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: to him. He's terrible in bed and I am trying
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: to teach him a few things, but he's too close
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: mind did How do I convince him to start switching
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 9: up positions? He's almost sixty?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, he matter of time. Not only is he not
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: gonna try no new position, he probably can't.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: More importantly, he can't.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he ain't never been in the doknob diving, and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: he ain't never swung on the shindle lid. He ain't finna.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: He can't do this is man, if you know, he
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: ain't never been whipped, you know, stuff like that. You
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: know when you gonna come out with no feathers and
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: all this hell.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Nothing to do.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 9: He's saying he's almost sixty though, Alberta is saying, he's
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 9: almost Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: What does she want? What is she looking for? What
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: does she?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know you know she won't like you know,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: like uh she she introduced him to the monkey and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: then he didn't he wasn't hitch.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 11: He didn't like the monkey, you know.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: Because the monkey, he couldn't. He he didn't think he'd
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: be able to control his monkey sold him.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: He didn't. He didn't care for the monkey. And then
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: and then she cut that thing on which they had
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: to had to switch on it. And then he that
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: skidded him a little bit. He didn't got that.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then especially and then especially when she said
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: this is for you, that shrew him off a little bit.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just things like that, you know. And
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: then you know he just the third husband, the third husband. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: so what happened? Run two of him out? Too much
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: for him, miss, And it's the same monkey that was
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: involved with me. So he got it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: He got a real strange feeling about this monkey. Yeah,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: this mother, this mother, the monkey.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Too much, he could tell.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: And this one right here because he loved the Lord
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: and he could tell that the monkey got the devil
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: in it.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: And this monkey too much.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, So there was.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: On whether that shower of night problem not waiting until
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: the morning to start your day.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: So I gotta ask you what your preference?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: You got that off all that morning?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 14: You have to get that off your You just jermy
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 14: and there with that, I ain't letting me in there.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 14: What I've taken, No shower, Take two night on in
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 14: the morning.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, one night on the morning.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Do what you got to do.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: And we're doing all that you're not gonna do.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: It didn't work.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: I'm doing.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Getting back into babyin this here and I've been sleep.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: What I've been doing? How hard you sleep?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Let me say this hot flash us a.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Multiple got to get that up.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: You might have to do that, but I'm you know people,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: I take a cow at night and anymore, go ahead, listen,
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  Speaker 4: I've been to sleep any clean bed clean what I'm doing?
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  Speaker 2: Ask if you're lightning? No, I guess.
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  Speaker 9: And say your prayers. The Lord is at work, Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 9: all right, thanks guys. Coming up in thirty three minutes
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  Speaker 9: after we'll play around it. Would you rather right after
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  Speaker 9: this you're listening hard morning show and it's time out
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  Speaker 9: for a round, And would you rather would you rather
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  Speaker 9: pierce your nose or get your wife's name? Pat it
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  Speaker 9: on your forehead?
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  Speaker 2: Oh like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey.
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  Speaker 2: Enough see it? God?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can hide it in this creek. I put
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  Speaker 4: it right here in this crease. While I signing that color,
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  Speaker 4: So I got nothing in.
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  Speaker 9: That, all right? Would you rather give up perfect health
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  Speaker 9: forever or give up a bottom row of teeth? M
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  Speaker 9: perfect health forever forever? Or give up bottom row of
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  Speaker 9: your teeth?
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  Speaker 2: Give that bottom row? You ain't gonna little health? And no,
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  Speaker 2: damn every time somebody talk you, they're gonna have you
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  Speaker 2: wor wrong you gummy?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You smoke meth now, y'all a whole old bottom row?
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  Speaker 2: You know I don't have perfect health anyway out of
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  Speaker 2: those I'm not perfectly.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but you're working for the best healthy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if I could have perfect health, I take it.
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  Speaker 2: But I got to get some I got.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I said, get the perfect some tea. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never had perfect hell, I would like to see
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  Speaker 1: what that's like. But yeah, but we'll take it. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: want perfect he all right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather relax on a beach full of pigs
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  Speaker 9: or on a beach full of huge iguanas?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, huge iguana?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pigs.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna stay on there with them pigs. You know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have so many damn barbecues.
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  Speaker 1: You better do some breads.
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  Speaker 2: Up in there with them. Peas my man's go over there,
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  Speaker 2: man looking Steve having another lou eye Wanda, you said
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  Speaker 2: they huge too?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, would you rather, Tommy?
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  Speaker 5: This is for you?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather jog and thunder and lightning? Or would
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  Speaker 9: you rather do a five k run.
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  Speaker 1: With your ex?
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  Speaker 2: This might be the time I have her as it
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  Speaker 2: might Yeah, it might be here, right Tommy, what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing Sunday?
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  Speaker 9: Get this five miles then?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, we could have.
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  Speaker 10: Run this VI somn just gonna be record breaking time.
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  Speaker 10: I'm passing up African people everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so fast that if you need the opiles, i'd
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  Speaker 2: have just flew body egg.
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  Speaker 11: You know, I'm ouxcited, just thund enlightening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 9: You're gonna jogging that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? English running my ass.
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  Speaker 5: With your.
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  Speaker 9: All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up?
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  Speaker 9: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 9: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
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  Speaker 9: Harvey right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 13: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day on this Monday. It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, these are not my closing remarks, but what are they?
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  Speaker 4: I do want to say something about this beefing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with the rappers, the rappers, the R and
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  Speaker 2: B singer, comedians.
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  Speaker 9: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: I just look, man, why is it that it's always
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  Speaker 4: us that's beefing. I'm not getting into that. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: getting into no comedy beef because you then took your
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  Speaker 4: little small mind itself and set down somewhere and decided
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  Speaker 4: to make up a bunch of stories about a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of people to talk about the position they in when
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  Speaker 4: clearly it's a position.
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  Speaker 2: You not in. And I'm just sitting there he wondering,
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  Speaker 2: what's the purpose of it? It just serves no purpose.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Now, rap, I guess hip hop kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Has, you know, a history of it, you know, beefing,
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  Speaker 4: rap battles and stuff where it used to be just wholesome.
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  Speaker 4: Even now you see on YouTube they have like some
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: rap battles and stuff. So wilding out, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: wilding out is a fun way to do it, you know,
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  Speaker 4: a fun way, you know, the disc and stuff. It's
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  Speaker 4: all done in good nature and everything like that. I
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  Speaker 4: got no problem none of that. But if when you
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  Speaker 4: take it too far and it turns violent and it
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  Speaker 4: don't make no sense. No, I don't care what you
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  Speaker 4: think of my joke or jokes. We're not finna fight
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  Speaker 4: about this chick.
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  Speaker 9: What are we fighting about?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Br br brother bruh bro. We really not. You know.
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  Speaker 4: And see that the beefing with comedy was very, very
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: simple back in the day when comedy was comedy and
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: you were out there touring and someone started doing your
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: set or your joke and that was the way you
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: earned a living. And you were currently on tour with
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: that same set of jokes, that would create a problem
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: because you know, you come into town after this person
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: and they done done your show, and now you're on
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: stage doing your show and people coming. I had it
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: happen to me at Max Famous Bar down in Daytona Beach.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: I was on stage performing. It was a Thursday, Friday,
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  Speaker 4: Saturday gig and I'm doing my show and the waitress
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  Speaker 4: came up to me and said, that's just a shame
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  Speaker 4: that you would do his whole act. He was just here,
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  Speaker 4: And I said, whoa And she told me the comedian's
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  Speaker 4: name and we was friends, so I called it. It
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  Speaker 4: wasn't no cell phones. I got him, called his house
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  Speaker 4: and finally he got back to me A couple days later.
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  Speaker 4: I said, hey, man, this lady said that I was
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  Speaker 4: doing your show. He said, man, and you was here
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  Speaker 4: the week before. He said, Man, my apologies. You know
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  Speaker 4: I was the opening act and the headliner didn't come,
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  Speaker 4: and so they asked me the headline. I didn't have
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  Speaker 4: enough time, so I did your show. Damn what just
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  Speaker 4: like that, And he told me he did my show.
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  Speaker 4: It was nothing I could do at that point, So
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  Speaker 4: I said, hey, man, just do me one favor. Call
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  Speaker 4: the club on it and tell the club on her
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  Speaker 4: this is my set. Because they sitting up in here. Man,
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  Speaker 4: thank it. I have stole your whole act because you
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  Speaker 4: was just there the week before me as the opening act,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: and you did so good with my set they let
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  Speaker 4: you close the rest.
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  Speaker 2: Of the week, see even the end of it.
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  Speaker 4: Now, back then it was a lot more detrimental because
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  Speaker 4: that was the only way I was making a living.
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  Speaker 4: But just bring it up stuff from the past of
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  Speaker 4: a person did your joke and then you not telling
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  Speaker 4: the whole truth about it. That don't make no sense, man,
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  Speaker 4: That don't make no sense. And the sad thing about
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: it is we're the only ones who do it. We
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  Speaker 4: are the only rappers that's beefing, We're the only singers
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  Speaker 4: that's beefing. Were the only comedians as beef? I just
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  Speaker 4: don't understand it. We got to be careful, man, just
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  Speaker 4: stop it, Stop it, Junior?
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  Speaker 2: What you got? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I gotta ask you about this now, because you know,
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  Speaker 8: did you feel like now in comedy there's nobody teaching comedy,
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  Speaker 8: no more the business of it and how we're supposed
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  Speaker 8: to behave on the road, how we're well, you know
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  Speaker 8: there's no more teachers.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just what has happened man is and I'm
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  Speaker 4: not blaming hip hop, but it's kind of a hip
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: hop culture, you know, this beef thing. So now you
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: got comedians who acting like they battle rappers when comedy
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  Speaker 4: is not that comedy is.
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  Speaker 2: You walk out on.
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  Speaker 4: Stage, You make the audience left have a good time
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  Speaker 4: for the money they spent, and they go home and
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: remember your jokes and tell them again. O can't wait
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  Speaker 4: to see you again? You on stage? Dog and another
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  Speaker 4: act out? What is that about? It makes no sense? Man,
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  Speaker 4: do your show. Nobody wants to pay a ticket to
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: hear you complain, and great people pay their money to
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: come to a comedy show to hear a set and
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  Speaker 4: laugh and enjoy himself. If you on stage venting carrying
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: out a vendetta on that blasting somebody else. Man, ain't
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: nobody pay no money for that, man, That's just the
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: only thing about it. And I wish we would. And
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: there are still some cats out there that's doing great work. Earthquake,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: This Boy Country Wayne that I saw his special this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: This Boy Country Wayne, Man, what a hell of a
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: special that I watched. Man, congratulations, young homie. That was
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: a bad special. And now all I saw this dude
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: was doing skits on YouTube. I thought that's all he did,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: and he parlayed it into a Netflix special, and I thought,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: that Boy, Country Wayne, that one of the best specials
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen. Dion Cole, Charlene's Baby Boy one of the
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: great specials. Tommy's still out there doing it at a
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: level that you're supposed to do it at kill doing
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: it at a level he's supposed to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I go out there and make people laugh, have a
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: good ass time. Man.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle, you know he be on crossing that line,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: but that's some funny ass lines he'd be crossing. You
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: feel how you want to see it. Kevin Hard out there,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: there's some boys out there. That man that's really really
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: still doing it the right way, you know, said DL
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: steal out there.
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  Speaker 2: Low Pass.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of cats. I'm leaving off a lot
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: of people for this, but congratulations Country. Wa ain't no
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: matter if y'all ain't seen his special Gold on Netflix
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: and watch it. Those are my closing remarks today. See
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  Speaker 4: all them all. Hey, y'all, listen to this talk to
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: God today. He would absolutely love to hear from it.
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