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Doctor Story, Carla Anniversary, Omarosa Question, VMA's, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Simone Biles, Tiger Woods, Colombia, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: barn to listen. Honey, why don't you join? Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: hobby joining me? Honey said you got you turn yet
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back at it. Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and only Steve Arvy
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man, Old Man. Old Man symbolizes
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  Speaker 1: just one thing to me. Man, it's just a constant
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  Speaker 1: remind of exactly how good God has been to me
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  Speaker 1: over the years. And I'm thank him for it too,
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  Speaker 1: because I realized every day that I wake up that
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  Speaker 1: I would be nothing without him. That everything I am
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  Speaker 1: that's any good in me, I owe to him. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Have I made some mistakes along the way, yep, bunches,
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  Speaker 1: bunches and bunches. And will I continue to make mistakes
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  Speaker 1: along the way yep? Not as many, hopefully as I
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  Speaker 1: have in the past, because a lot of stuff I
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  Speaker 1: know better now. But you're still going to make mistakes now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, hopefully I'll I've limited the amount of intentional
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  Speaker 1: errors in my life. I've wiped quite a few of
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  Speaker 1: those out, but from time to time, because we're human,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make a mistake every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: To trick what it is, y'all, it's not to let
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  Speaker 1: the devil deceive you into thinking that once you make
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  Speaker 1: that mistake, that that's it. You can't do it, and
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  Speaker 1: you're falling off the wagon, you can't reboard it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the biggest trick that he uses. He makes you think
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  Speaker 1: that if you keep stumbling, that you can't run the race. Um.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of reminds me of a marathon runner. From
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  Speaker 1: time to time I watch him on TV and you'll
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  Speaker 1: see some people who are finished the race, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in a in a in a nice pace. You see
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  Speaker 1: people finish the race, sprinting towards the finished line. But
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  Speaker 1: every now and then you're watching marathon and you'll see
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  Speaker 1: a runner and the runner is in really really bad
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  Speaker 1: shape and getting close to the finish line to the
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  Speaker 1: point where you see them fall, and sometimes you see
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  Speaker 1: them crawling and you see the people, the aid people
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  Speaker 1: that work there trying to encourage them on. Now they
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  Speaker 1: can't lift them up and walk them across the finish
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  Speaker 1: line because they'll be disqualified. But you see people staggering
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  Speaker 1: from side to side, I mean wobbling really really bad
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  Speaker 1: legs are completely shocked, and you're thinking, man, I hope
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  Speaker 1: they make it and hang on. And a lot of times,
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  Speaker 1: almost every time I've seen this person or these people
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  Speaker 1: managed to somehow cross the finish line and then the
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  Speaker 1: aid workers running in and wrap them in the aluminum
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  Speaker 1: fall looking up blanket and start trying to get some
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  Speaker 1: water to them and get an I V in their
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  Speaker 1: arm and get them in an ambulance. The key is
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  Speaker 1: they finished the race. See, you don't get disqualified in
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  Speaker 1: the marathon because you stumble. You don't. They don't. They
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  Speaker 1: don't take your opportunity to finish the race because you
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  Speaker 1: keep falling. That's not the key. The key is finishing.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of times what what the devil does
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  Speaker 1: is he makes you think that because you keep stumbling,
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  Speaker 1: because you're swaying from side to side, that you know
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  Speaker 1: you're out the race. Well that's not the case. And see,
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  Speaker 1: and in this thing called life, let me help you
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  Speaker 1: understand something. Everybody falls. Nobody sprints to the tape in
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  Speaker 1: this one. Nobody just runs free and clear that some
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  Speaker 1: people running faster than you and all like this, and
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  Speaker 1: some people gonna get to the end before you. Let
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  Speaker 1: them go ahead. And when the end come, the end come.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't in the rush to get to the end.
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  Speaker 1: But in this race, though, when you're stumbling and you're falling,
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  Speaker 1: it's a part of it. No one gets through this
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  Speaker 1: race without stumbling and falling, swaying from side to side.
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  Speaker 1: So don't let the the enemy to see you into
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  Speaker 1: thinking that it's over. I try to be encouraging to
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  Speaker 1: people because I don't want people to get stuck on
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  Speaker 1: this thing, you know. And my walk is very different
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  Speaker 1: from a lot of people's walks. And then I know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who are walking in faith the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm walking in faith. But my my thing in
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  Speaker 1: the morning is just to remind those that is not
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  Speaker 1: a perfect walk man, that it's not something that's set
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  Speaker 1: up where you're gonna be skipping through life scott free
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  Speaker 1: without any pitfalls. You know, I keep saying it over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over again, because, like I said, when
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  Speaker 1: I was in d c Um, my boy Hando said
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  Speaker 1: this to me and it just kind of stuck with
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  Speaker 1: me that the road to construct, the road to successes
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  Speaker 1: always under construction. You have to figure and count on
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  Speaker 1: the setback, set the pitfalls. But it's those people that
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  Speaker 1: that that that that fight through will be the victors
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  Speaker 1: in the end. You cannot give up, man, Stop going
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  Speaker 1: somewhere sitting down every time something goes down. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to go down. It's a part of it. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen. It's going to occur that are going to
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  Speaker 1: be setbacks. If you go and sit down every time
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  Speaker 1: there's a setback, you that's not how this works. Please
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  Speaker 1: understand it is designed that way. If success were easy,
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  Speaker 1: everybody would be successful. But success is just reserved for
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  Speaker 1: those who are willing to fight through, who refused to
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  Speaker 1: settle for mediocrity, who wants something more. Now, don't get
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  Speaker 1: me wrong. Success is defined by each individual. So what
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  Speaker 1: I may consider to be successful, you may not consider that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what Bill Gates considers successful. I might not
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  Speaker 1: consider what what Michael Jordan considers successful. I might not
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  Speaker 1: consider what you consider successful, your boss might not consider.
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  Speaker 1: You have to define what that is for yourself. It
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  Speaker 1: may not be monetary at all. You know, your level
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  Speaker 1: of success could be tied up in community service. It
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  Speaker 1: could be tied up in family. It could be tied
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  Speaker 1: up in the church. Your level of success could be
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  Speaker 1: tied up into boys clubs. It could be any number
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  Speaker 1: of things. Whatever your level of success is, you have
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  Speaker 1: to determine what that is you And the best way
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  Speaker 1: to determine that is to get in touch with your
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  Speaker 1: maker who created you, to find out what your mission
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  Speaker 1: and your purpose is so he can put you on track.
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  Speaker 1: I just had this conversation with my son and we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about getting on the path that God has
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  Speaker 1: set up for you. So many times we find ourselves
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  Speaker 1: fighting through life because of so much uncertainty, because we
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  Speaker 1: have no idea where we're headed. It's like one of
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  Speaker 1: my own sayings that I have at my mentoring camp
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  Speaker 1: for boys is is that a boy without a male
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  Speaker 1: role model is like an explorer without a map. See
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have a map laid out in front
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  Speaker 1: of you of where you're going when you wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day. That pretty much explains the feeling of confusion,
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  Speaker 1: the lasadaisical attitude, the lack of purpose, to not understanding
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  Speaker 1: your mission because you don't have not gotten in touch
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  Speaker 1: with your creator to find out exactly what your path
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  Speaker 1: in life is. What are you supposed to be doing?
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  Speaker 1: The moment you can identify that is the moment that
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  Speaker 1: you get started waking up with purpose, with the sense
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  Speaker 1: of direction. When you kill the sense of I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's next or what to do. Now, there's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be some confusing moments no matter what happened, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be some uncertainty. But at least you know where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're tied a waking up feeling loss, abandoned, confused,
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do, don't know what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be doing, refer back to your makeup. Because when
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  Speaker 1: he created you, he had a plan for you. When
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  Speaker 1: he created you, he had a path for you. Now
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  Speaker 1: we've made some decisions to get off of both of those,
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  Speaker 1: the mission and the path. But God can get you
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  Speaker 1: right back on track. Do that today, Talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about it, ask him what you're supposed to be doing,
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  Speaker 1: and listen. God has all the answers. If you form
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  Speaker 1: the relationship. Okay, all right, let's go. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is Steve Harvey Morning Show on and cracking
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  Speaker 1: on this long time. Hey Steve, good morning to you,
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  Speaker 1: calling for real. Good morning. What's up crew, Junior. I
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  Speaker 1: got office, drifting Brown. I want to thank you so
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  Speaker 1: mad damn I got out office. Thank you. Look for
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  Speaker 1: my fast, but I want a window. You just got
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  Speaker 1: a cuico with the door on it, but they're calling
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  Speaker 1: it the people who Tommy tom Rich chunko. What it do? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, let me tell y'all something. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad to be back, but I got to tell
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  Speaker 1: you man, gain some damn weight on that vacation. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna release this because I went to the doctors yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and I did this special scan. I'll tell you the
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  Speaker 1: name of as soon as I learned how to say it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say it right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have him come on the show and talk about
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  Speaker 1: some of the health benefits and stuff I'm really gonna
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  Speaker 1: work on this year, and um, you know, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: working on my health and uh boy, I stepped on
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  Speaker 1: that dog on scale yesterday. Because it's a scale and
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  Speaker 1: a scanner, it actually scans your body, shows you where
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  Speaker 1: all your bones are, all your muscles, and your fat,
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  Speaker 1: and it rotates you on this disk. And man, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you something. But you ain't gonna turn my
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  Speaker 1: fat though. You're gonna just turn my fat around. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: don't get on it then, because they damn I're gonna
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  Speaker 1: turn it. You're gonna see yourself from angles. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: de moralizing. But see, I gotta I gotta tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: You're rich. Keep that in mind. That's what I told him.
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  Speaker 1: After I got off the scan they said, Mr Hervey,
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  Speaker 1: it's nowhere near as bad as you think. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: bad at all. You know, he got a little work
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  Speaker 1: to do. But this is okay. I said, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go look at my bank act I can
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  Speaker 1: feel better about myself. Can I say this to you? Please?
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  Speaker 1: A fat man on the bus ain't lack A fat
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  Speaker 1: man with a yacht, okay, it ain't give your percentage
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  Speaker 1: of body fat, don't. Yeah, I don't want to share that, right,
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  Speaker 1: And so what you do is it gives you this
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  Speaker 1: three D view of your body and it rotates and
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  Speaker 1: as you get on the program. What it helps especially
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  Speaker 1: good for women who get frustrated because you all are
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  Speaker 1: married to the scale and you step on the scale
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  Speaker 1: and you don't see it moving and you get frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: You can actually be trimming and not see it on
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  Speaker 1: the scale. Is that like that machine on the Biggest
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  Speaker 1: Loser when they go, I'm not that damn fat Mama
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  Speaker 1: got on it. It wouldn't spin around at all. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. Coming up at thirty two after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Steve has something funny. People who overdo their jobs. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Now, before we get to people who overdo
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  Speaker 1: their jobs, Uh, talk about overdoing it. Donald Trump's former lawyer,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Cohen appears to be in deep, deep, deep trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Federal authorities are looking into his possible bank and tax fraud.
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  Speaker 1: They're focusing on more than twenty million dollars in loans
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  Speaker 1: taken out for taxi businesses owned by Cohen and his family,
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  Speaker 1: says sources familiar with the investigation. To sources say they're
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  Speaker 1: investigators are also checking to see whether Cohen broke campaign
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  Speaker 1: finance and other laws by helping to arrange payouts to
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  Speaker 1: women like Stormy Daniels who claimed to have had sexual
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: encounters with Donald Trump. Those charges could come by the
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  Speaker 1: end of the month. So now you know, over the years,
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  Speaker 1: should all these people be in jail all everybody is
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  Speaker 1: in the White House? Should they or will they? That
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  Speaker 1: will never happen. Michael Cohen wasn't in the White House. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was the attorney to talk because he feels he
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  Speaker 1: was left behind. But okay, I have a question for
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  Speaker 1: you guys, and this is a real question because this
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  Speaker 1: was proposed. Would you all have i'ma Rosa as a
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  Speaker 1: guest on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And if you did,
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  Speaker 1: what question would you ask her? Yeah? Yeah? Why? Why? Why? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you work there in the first place? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you go there? Why? I think mine is more?
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  Speaker 1: Why bring all this out now? Then? Before? Why? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Still another? Why is it just because you got fired?
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  Speaker 1: So if you were still working there, would we know
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  Speaker 1: all of this this quote unquote racist, all this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Would we know that? Or would you have kept that
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  Speaker 1: hush hushing if you still had your job? I got
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  Speaker 1: I'd asked a lot of anger. Okay, I pull it back,
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  Speaker 1: but it's gonna be the same damn question, and just
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  Speaker 1: in a different way. Yeah, I have to text it
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  Speaker 1: to it, but it's gonna be another why Yeah, that's why, Rosa. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is a serious question though, really, I really would
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  Speaker 1: I mean I appreciate those two. Tell me why would
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  Speaker 1: you brought this out? But would you have her on
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  Speaker 1: this show? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, and I would be respectful
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  Speaker 1: to her book? Now, you know, am Rosa. You know
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: she likes You've heard her interviews. You know she likes
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  Speaker 1: to take control, Steve, you knows. You know, she's combative,
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  Speaker 1: you know that, Gordon, Yeah, no, you know these interviews,
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  Speaker 1: and she thinks that people are out to get her.
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  Speaker 1: So she's always the very defensive about the game. So
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  Speaker 1: I recommend us recording her. Then we let the people here. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know the question I would ask is are you
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  Speaker 1: taping us? Well? Were this up in stinner soap? And
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: you gotta keep in mind, Yeah, you gotta keep in mind, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that she is trying to promote her book, and controversy sells,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what she's doing sells this kind of Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she definitely does. So she and she's trying to sell
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  Speaker 1: a book. She's trying to, you know, get a peak
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  Speaker 1: interest in her book sales. That's basically what it is
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  Speaker 1: as well. And she's been on the show a few times,
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  Speaker 1: quite a few times. Yeah, on this show. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you're Rady Steve, And yeah, she's been on the show
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  Speaker 1: of quite a fit. And she was with Michael Clark.
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  Speaker 1: I think they both came on together, didn't I'd ask
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  Speaker 1: another question up close? What that help people look like?
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  Speaker 1: Up close when you're standing a right Anthony Brown show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just saw you're considering. I
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  Speaker 1: think she would too. I think, well, here's the part
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  Speaker 1: I'm see because we live in this social media climate.
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  Speaker 1: What I don't want is, you know, if I try
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  Speaker 1: to give her a decent interview and try to just
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  Speaker 1: allow her to make her viewpoints, then here come why
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  Speaker 1: you got that Trump love on your show up there?
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, you know, and and and then I
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  Speaker 1: got to hear all that mess that ain't even really
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  Speaker 1: connected to me. You know, that's many hesitation. Don't let
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  Speaker 1: fear drive your answer. I mean, don't you think you
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  Speaker 1: still have that if you don't put her on too.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: It's like, why if you don't well, but see, I
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: see people that I think that Trump administration has the
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: general public so polarized that the Trump haters is gonna
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: go against you. I don't care. If you don't say
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you hate him too, then your ass ain't can he blak?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: You know, if you're a Trump supporter, if you say
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: anything against him, you ain't blankety blake. It's a really
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: really tough spot to be in, you know, as an interviewer,
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  Speaker 1: people of color have an attitude. I mean, he seems
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: like he always attacks people of color. He always has
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: remarks to say, he talks about Maxine Waters. He you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's the stuff that he does and what he says
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  Speaker 1: and makes us as anyway. Absolutely, and and and before
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  Speaker 1: she was fired, she was, you know, in there in
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  Speaker 1: all of that mess, not saying you're not saying anything,
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  Speaker 1: you know, But so now if i'd be if I'm
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  Speaker 1: a fair person and just allows you to give your
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  Speaker 1: viewpoint about the book, then all of a sudden she
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: was up there and she was supporting him. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you giving her a platform? I just look at people. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's not fear that drives our decision. Yeah, I really
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  Speaker 1: don't need to invite the unnecessary into my net. You know, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: We can make it just a straight igged week and
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  Speaker 1: we can do Alma Rossa on Wednesday being casting on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman and you were just speaking this running the
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  Speaker 1: whole week and be ignorant. Yeah, put mo in there.
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  Speaker 1: How you want to do what you want to do
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  Speaker 1: with the whole money through Friday. We got people to
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: put on here. As long as he keep that bottom
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  Speaker 1: row of teeth covered, we could a few good man, right,
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  Speaker 1: So we're a marketing as the ignorant interview week week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, um, listen. Coming up NeXT's the nephew who
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: just made that suggestion with we've run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll talk about last night's MTV v m
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  Speaker 1: A Awards of VM as I should say, from Radio
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  Speaker 1: City Music Hall in New York. Right now, it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got, king of pranks? Yo, son Pete in the pool, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Pete in the pool, Your son Pete in the pool
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  Speaker 1: running Pete in the pool. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach Anastasia. This is she? How are you doing? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Glee and the lifeguard over here at the pool
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  Speaker 1: here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have
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  Speaker 1: a um? You have a son named Yes, sir? Is
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  Speaker 1: everything a hi? Yeah? Yeah? Everything is fun. I mean
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  Speaker 1: a quick question, ma'am. We got a situation here with
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: what's going on. We're not we're not gonna be allowed
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  Speaker 1: to let him swim here at the pool and the
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  Speaker 1: complex anymore. What we got him to me? Your son?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I mean he swims there pretty much every every every
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  Speaker 1: other day. You know, I'm always here seeing him swim.
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  Speaker 1: But it seems like is you know, we've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out who it is your your son keep
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: peeing in the pool, Simow. I don't want to get
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: into it with you, your son. We finally narrowed it down.
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  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's peeing in the pool
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  Speaker 1: every day, and you know it's really a bad thing. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: We can't continue to keep letting them come over here.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta ban him from the pool. My son. We
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: ain't nash it like this. Did you check the He's
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: gonna say it's my song? And then the pool with
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: your son is the one to be making faces and stuff,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and I know that's what he's doing here in their pin.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pin making faces. He'd
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  Speaker 1: be making faces. So I know here and there pe
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: got to do what we should be making faces a
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  Speaker 1: couple oh something. What you're gonna saying in the pool, guys,
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  Speaker 1: he's making safe I'm not gonna go back lasting like that.
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  Speaker 1: I teach my kids better than that. He ain't been
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  Speaker 1: a pool. I'm not gonna All I'm saying is he
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: can't come over here and swim anymore. He's banning from
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the pool until we rectify this problem, not paying. When
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the pool and we all pool,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be there. And that's a mind made of fact.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sinking. I'm kids to the pool. No, we're gont man.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit in and go back and forth
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  Speaker 1: with you. All I'm trying to tell you was this
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: right here. Your son has been peeing in the pool.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bed him if he's not
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But right now with singling people out and your sons,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: doing it. What's the name will? My name is Glean.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I'm Glean, the lifeguard. That's who I am, not what's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: your red pen? What I was supposed to be calling?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no business, God of my I'm talking
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: about my son. You no fool? How you can't everything
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to get I'm not at liberty to give my last name.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: The bottom line is we can't come in the bottom
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: what but you're a liberty to come, but you can't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: give me your all day? Okay, listen, I'm not. All
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do is call you and let you
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: know that we're banned in your son from getting in
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the pool. What you're talking about, you can't bann my
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: father playing the life board. Get a real job, a
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: summer job, give your good job. And I calling my
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: found you said, you know what, you ain't goody And
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you can't stop nobody who's come next pool? And we're
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: gonna be damn though tomorrow again. And if you did
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: get your job to clean it, man, let me say
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: this to you. If your son comes to the pool
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son
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  Speaker 1: out of the pool. I'm less you won I wish
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you would because you don't need a life, God said,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: trying the pool. I wish you would. What what kind
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: of problem? Open at tell o'clock, who's gonna be there?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Nine Saturday? You got me up? Come about you gonna
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: snatch my son out of pool? You know mine? Everybody
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: be pool? Yea mine. The problem is what ever has
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: been singled out all the other kids appointing up and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: saying he's the one that's doing it. Your son is
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the one that's being boat. He's said whatever whatever for
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: right now, all I'm asking is is keep your son
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  Speaker 1: away from the pool for the next two weeks. If
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: we fell not that it's not him, will allow him
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: to come back. Okay, he ain't saying away from pool
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: for two weeks. If you do, he's gonna come back
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and do for most fool, I'm gonna having a whole
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: two weeks and go back to that talking about my
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: son to cool. You can tell you about his face.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You said what you said, he's probably life. You then
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the pool you know you must not know what you're
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: talking to. I will be there and as to model
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: me and I don't find my kids and they don't
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: get the pool too, don't do bring it on little
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: kids go over there getting them in the pool. Let
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids over
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: there and bring them in the pool. No, none of
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: your children. I don't give it. And what you say,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you don't run life. God get rid. Lady. Listen, lady,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: you what I'm done. I'm gray. One more thing that
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm done. You ain't got to say to me. I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: do I want to saying. I do need to say
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to you what you're about to say to me. I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: need to say this. This is left you Tommy from
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got Frank from
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: your home board. You hello kid, look man, look it
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: up you common doctor man. If you want to get
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: this like this pool, yeah, I play to what Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'll know you'n to play to black little place. But
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: now I'm walking towards now. I thought you were coming
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to the office today.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: They stay was opening the fire cock. I'll to tell
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: me I come fotherby myself in the pool. I was
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: for the coming. Now take care of them kids, Baby.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I got to ask you.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Steve that is Pete in the pool? Okay, people's kids,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: we keep warning you keep playing. You know you know
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that baby ain't the only one. It's some people on
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: this show that went in the pool every time. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: don't if you see me lead a group, some of
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: y'all that went in the pool disgusting. If I'm falling
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the pool, I'm gonna pee. Yeah, that's why they have
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that chlorophill. Clark had a nice pool, Tommy Carla too
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: on Junior, your complex got one. You gotta since we
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: since we talked, and I got pools on both sides
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: of my house. How about that, Steve? You got nice Wait,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: let me tell you watch this here. Ata you gotta
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: pull it out down in Atlanta. You gotta pool in
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: late Okay, he got a pool in Dallas. Okay, let
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: me show you something. Have fold pool on the boat
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: he was on when he was on vacation. That's how
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: big that boat? He you know the pool man who
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: flipped that Steve, see how we flipped that rby right over?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I got that stuff in man. You do it in man.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: If you're turning blue, I know you did it. Steve
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: has Hawaiian War. That's that was flown in. And tell
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Ard he got the wine water he got out. He's blue.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's a different kind of blue. It's turk cars at park?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Are you flew me in? So me in? Tones too
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: stupid on this show? Okay, coming up next Entertainment News
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: MTV VM as we're last night, Carla has all of
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the highlights. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up in about twenty minutes. We'll find
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: out if Uncle Steve is smarter than nephew Tommy. That's right,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the game is back there, Yeah we are, But right
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: now it is time for today's entertainment news. Last night
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: was MTVS Video Music Awards in New York City at
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Radio City Music Hall. It was star studit, needless to say.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Presenters included a surprise appearance from Madonna, who just turned
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: sixty um and yep and looking great, yep, yep. She
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: just turned sixty. Yep, you're probably all wondering why I'm
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: telling you this story. There's a connection because none of
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: this would have happened, could have happened without our Lady
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: of Soul. She led me to where I am today.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: And I know she influenced so many people in this
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: house tonight, in this room tonight, and I want to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: thank you, Aretha for empower all of us. R. E. S. P. E. C. T. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart was there, Tiffany Hattish was there. Jennifer Lopez
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: received the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Awards. Other performers included
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Travis Scott and Area of Grande. Supermodel Whinnie Harlow was
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: the Red carpet fashion correspondent. Plus Nicki Minaj did a
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: special remote performance. Oh my god, Carlo, we got to
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: talk about j Low. She was talking about from the block.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Her performance was outstanding. Fire, yeah, straight fire,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and that's how you deal, that's how you do when
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you fit. She looks so good, She looks so good,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: and she rocked that gold. But wait a minute, though
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I loved her, man, did you see a rod in
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the audience? He was so I've never seen a smile
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like that. Oh he was so rule though still look good.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He looked right and they were rocking, ever, said she,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: They looked. I mean it was a tight type performance.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: She she did her thing. Congratulations, she won the Michael Jackson.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Like I said, Video Vanguard Award turned it out and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: she really really yeah, it was crazy out of me. Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm not knocking nothing but Nicki Minaj but just
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: a little too be for me, can we line? I've
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: never heard a man say that in my life. Though,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you could be a little too big sometime. Yeah, here's me, sir.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: What have you done with nephew Tommy? Right now? Right now?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Where is he? We got some more highlights real quick?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: We got all right. The award goes to Micki Minae
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: sly get up here, and the VMA goes to she
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Totally peaked, Ariana Granino, job goes two postmon Baby. The
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: winner is Jo and the VMA goes to Camilla Cabello
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and the VMA goes to Cordy and the VMA goes
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to Jennifer Lopez, feature DJ Callina Carda Va Melo, and
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the VMA goes to Childish Gambino. This is America and
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the VMA goes to Camilla Cabello. Thank you, Carlos Steve
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: please introduced Miss Anne with today's headlines Ladies and gentlemen,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: miss and Trip, thank you very much everybody, and this
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: is me, Yes is Anne. Pope Francis telling Catholics around
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  Speaker 1: the world that he considers clerical sex abuse a crime
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and he's vowing to prevent any more cover ups. In
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a two thousand word letter to pontif rails against the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: clerical culture blamed for the last weeks of the last
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: week's horrific revelations of aving some three hundred alleged predator priests,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: he says that although there is no way to repair
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the harm down in the past, he says that no
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: effort must be spared to create a culture able to
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: prevent such situations from happening. The First Lady helped open
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: an anti cyber bullying summit in Rockwell, Maryland, yesterday, entitled
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Federal Partners on Bullying Prevention. Mrs Trump had included social media.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's an important part of what she's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: calling her be Best campaign. Anyway, Yesterday, she urged young
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: people to focus on the well being the adults rather
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: she urged young people to be focused on the well
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: being of other young people, and as part of her speech,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: he stated to share ideas on how to be good
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: citizens online. Most children are more aware of the benefits
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and pitfalls of social media media. Lania Trump also says
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: that she's committed to her mission to end bullying on
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: social media. When asked about her husband uh well predilection,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: she says she's still going to stick with what she's doing.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Of course, right after that, President Trump did go on
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: social media to attack one of his critics. He dared
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: former CIA director John Brannon to sue him, calling Brennan
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the worst CIA director in history. Brennan says he's considering
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: legal action because Trump took the unprecedented step of snatching
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: his security clearance away from him just because he's criticized
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Trump and some of his policies. Brennon says several lawyers
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: already lining up to eagually handle the case for him,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: and now one hundred and seventy seven former officials from
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the State Department, the military, the Justice Department, and other
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: security agencies. Republicans as well as Democrats, have all signed
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: onto what is now a third letter criticizing Trump, saying
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: that quote, former government officials have the right to express
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: their unclassified views on what they see as critical national
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: security issues without fear of being punished. Police say that
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: was killed by an alligator two months ago inside the
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Gate Reserved community on Hilton Head Island in South Carolina.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: They just found the gator and killed it. The woman
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: was attacked while walking her dog near the golf course there.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Witness to say the gator originally went for the dog
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: and grabbed the woman instead when she tried to save
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: her pet, and then pulled her under the water. Finally, today,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you stay home with your kids day, aren't you happy?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: That's not the right attitude. Anyway, this has been answered
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: for the news. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Sure you can also find if unc is smarter than
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Coming up, you're listening to the Steve al right,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: it is time to play. Are you smarter than nephew Tommy?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Or or Uncle Steve's smarter than his nephew. Hey, you
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: have a way, Tommy. I'm gonna just let you win today.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to all right, So now we're
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: going to play the normal way stever. Do you want
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: me to ask the questions? And whoever gets it first?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Let's just do it like that. Come on, we all
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: know who the smart it is? But whose team? Tommy? Alright,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy, are you ready a ready? Let's go okay.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: The Black Mamba is the nickname of what former in
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: What country? Does the alcoholic beverage Hennessey come from? France?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: What seventies movie was based on the fictional family of
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Don Vito Curleon Godfather. When diamond shopping, you should be
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: mindful of the four seas they are color cut, Clarity,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: and Carrott. M Tupac Shakur played the role of a
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: postal worker named Lucky in What movie Party? Justice? Tell
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Me where you at? You know? I know it? What
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: you gotta say it? If you know it? Which form
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of dance uses point shoes? In the iconic TV show Dallas,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: What was the name of the Ewing family's ranch? I
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: know what that is? Yeah? Come on, South South Land? No,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: South South Fork. What legendary landmark in Europe is nicknamed
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the Iron Lady Eiffel Tower. Nettie, Albert and Sophia We're
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: all characters in which n h in What city is
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Chuckles Comedy Club, Memphis, Tennessee, Green Eggs and Ham was
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: written by what legendary authors? This might be close. The
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: characters Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian were in what in?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: What state? Is Manhattan Beach located beat California? In the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: TV show In the TV show Good Times? Who was
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Fred C? Davis? Davis? Stevie wanted to release the Stevie
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to release the hit song Isn't She Lovely? On
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: which album? All Right? I told you I was going
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to let you win? Is it Uncle Steve vers? Nephew
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy will be? It is before? After you're listening to
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the show. All Right, it's time to play. We gotta
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: figure it out. I mean, we just played, so we
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: gotta get the tally and everything. Alright? Is Uncle Steve always? Alright?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: The game always? Though? The game is called are you
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Smarter than Nephew Tommy? Or Uncle Steve is smarter than
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy? Alight? Who the hell have you ever seen
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: any signs? All right, let's go through the questions. Midnight
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Train to Georgia was a song by which legendary R
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and B group Gladys nine, The pips Um The Black
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Mumba is a nickname of what former NBA player Kobe Bryant. Alright, Steve,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you got the first one right, Tommy, you got the
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: second one right. Which country does the alcoholic beverage Hennessey
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: come from, Steve, you said France and that is correct,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Koonak France? And know that he was what seventies movie
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: was based on the fictional family of Don Vito Corleone.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That was the Godfather. St got that one. When diamond shopping, No,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I'll beat you to hear you say it. You didn't.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: That's how slow you when diamond shopping. Guys, guys you
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: should be when diamond shopping. Yeah, you should be mindful
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: of the four seas, color cut, clarity and Carrotwait. Tommy
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: got that one. Tupac Tupac play the role of a
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: poster worker named Lucky and Steve. Yes, Steve got that. Tommy,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you shocked me and that you didn't get that one.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Which form of dance uses point shoes ballet? Of course?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Steve got that. Yeah. The iconic TV show Dallas was
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: what was the name of the UN's family ranch, Ewing
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: family ranch? That was South Fork. Steve got got that
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: got that. Steve got that. He said south something I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: came with South Fork. You know, Tommy, Tommy, you did
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: not get it. You didn't get that. Commy, they tell
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: did he said the wrong thing? And then I said
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: nobody like you said south Fork after I said south Fork,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: because you didn't hear that again once again, Yeah, Steve,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you have a better attitude now what he did to
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the contestants on the phone. What legendary landmark in Europe
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: is named the Iron Lady? Tommy got at the Eiffel Tower, Neddie,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Albert and Sophia are all characters in which movie the
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Color Purple? Tommy of course got that one. Seen Color?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: And what city is Chuckle's Comedy Club? And that would
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: be Memphis. Yeah, Tommy got that one. I'm sorry I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: sold outmod Island in the Orpheum theater. I chuckles wouldn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: even now when I hear a little arrogance in your voice,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I just had to do that. You know,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Mode Island in the off field, and DeSoto right across
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the bridge, and in Mississippi. I'm so so okay. We
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: talked to you about being a good sport at this game.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Don't don't let go damn chuckles. I hain't never been
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: there because I was to be green Eggs and ham
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: was written by what legendary author Dr Suthe. Steve got
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: that right? The characters Uncle Phil, I'm Vivian. We're in
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: what nineties sitcom? Tommy got this the fresh Prince of
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: bel Air in what state? Is Manhattan Beach located California?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Steve got that? You think? Got that? Tommy? What is
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: New York? And yeah? We both said it, but then
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I caught myself. Yeah, and the TV in the TV
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: show Good Time, who was Fred C. Davis? And we
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: later found out it was the Baldman. Yeah, he's an alderman,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: but the joke is bald Yeah. And Tommy got you yeah, yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Dino mit Okay. Stevie wanted to release the hit song
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Isn't She Lovely? On which album songs in the Key
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: of Life? Tommy got that one, all right? Yeah, Tommy
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: got tom I don't know how to hell you ain't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: get that? All right? Wonder why you ain't get that?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It's wonder I say it, all right, Look Cat, I'm
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: wondering why you ain't getting Can I tally? Please? All right?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Steve see if you did very well, you got eight
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and Tommy you got eight. So guess what, guys, it's
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: a tie. And I called myself letting. I called myself
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: letting you have Hello, Tommy. And they even had stuff
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: in that just for you. All the movie questions, TV questions,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: hennessy quick, Hey, next, the King of pranks is here
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: with another frank phone call. We'll be right back. You're
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: it was the tie, guys, it was a tie. You
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: ain't never been. I've been places, holy place. You're being
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't being so far chuckles. All right, listen, guys.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Strawberry letter subject, can't keep this.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: The subject of my strawberry letter today is can't keep
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the subject the secret much longer. But right now the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with the prank phone call. What you
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: got pecan tree? You can say pecano, pecan? Which one
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: y'all want? Pc? He can't hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: trying to uh lc hey, let me let me Hey,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: my name is Marcus, uh my, my mom and them
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: little next dough to you uh, Mr and mrs my
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: mom and daddy little next dough to you. And I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: was calling because y'all got a pe country in y'all backyard,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I mean right on the fience line and and to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: my mom and them yard. So I'm talling to see
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: if y'all can do something man, where y'all can pick
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: up I mean, my mom and them got a little older.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: but I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: mom and them yard because you know, for them to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: be bending over like they're picking up them paca and
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of them. So you know, Mr, I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: just wanted to how let you and see if you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: we turned the lama on and stuff, man, it just
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you know, the pecons and stuff be coming out of
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the law, just shooting all over the place. Well, first
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: of all, my Mavacom tree, there's old calm tree. You know,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it's about will and I can't see me cutting it. Well.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying you can't have no body
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to maintain your yards, but I mean you your mother.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You can maintain your mother's y'all. So I go by
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: my mother's house, you know, every other day and check
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: on it. But I don't have time to go on
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the back and pick up pecans and stuff. You know
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I mean, if you just it don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: seem no more than like maybe four or five limbs
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: that's hanging over there. But them four or five limbs,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I mean they they there's a lot of pecans falling
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: off of that. So mavacorn tree and shady I goes
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: back there. There's no kind of nothing back the okay whatever, sir.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not cutting my tree for like that, sir. Listen,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm trying to get you to do
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: is I'm not I don't want you cutting your entire
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: so you know those that way that those are the
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's near yard.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: And and and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that's so you know,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to these pecans can quit falling over my mom and
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: them yard almost and you all you can do is
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: hard someone. Okay, I know your mother. Don't cut your yard. No,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: it's it's a guy that it's a guy that cuts
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the yard. But even when he cutting the yard, these
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: pecans is flying out from underneath the y'all the law
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: more they sooner, lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: What kind of lord person you have that don't pick
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: up before they cut? Why am I arguing with you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: about picking up stuff and all of this? I'm asking
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: you to cut a funking left five limbs so these
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: dogs anna pecans they're falling over my mama yard. You
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you want to cut, you're gonna make me come over
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: here and cut the old I would cut, cut the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna put my tree.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I grew that tree from when all the kids, and
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: that tree gonna stay long. I stay though, sir, Look,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't ask you like a man to cut your
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: little funking for corn tree down. Now, I ain't in
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: the hat. What you know? What what you you you
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: bad know you can't cut it. I've been look sir
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: tonight today rather this evening. It's either gonna be two
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: things happening. Either you're gonna cut the five limbs that
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I won't cut up in the cut, cut the whole
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: damn or corn tree down. That's my tree in any game.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Nobody with my I'm here right now, I'm you're not
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: here in the yard right now? Come on, is you
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: over that right now? Right now? I will bring my
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: right home back. You know what you get in the way,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: got your mother? I got it because it's the save
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: is one that dress left than my mama's. You're gonna
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: cut this damn tree down anyway, man, I ain't use
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: my pre's been something in a long top any way.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting on them like you. You didn't lost
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: your damn mind. You live, y'all. Cook. I told you
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: once and I told you twice. I'm old. You're young.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. See that's what's right there. You know
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: what you can do? Tell your mom to make up
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: a car. What you say by my mom? Tell her
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to make the corn poe and come for me. Tell
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: tell my mama what make up corn power? Make up
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: for con pie. I don't want no Pecun proper. We
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: don't even eat pecan pie. We're so sick and he's
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: damn become. You got following over in the backyard. You
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: got to do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: to I'm trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: really am hurt me. Hurt me, come on, hurt me
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: pretty for me. I'm know my I'm on my way.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Is your side side? It is you outside? You know
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: how you know I'll say you know what I'm I'm here,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna be in your mama. Dude.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You get out. You get out my mama driveway right now,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Get out of my mama driveway all w up, putting
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: me out. I'm shot. You get your get y'all back
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: in your drive when you get out my mama, john Way,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: get out of you. Get out of my mama john Way.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: No crying for now. Tell you I'm here waiting on you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You get out of my mama, Get out of my
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Mama Joe way better better go cook me something because
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna sit here. I got one more thing
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you. With you listed, you
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: don't want to to say. I'm waiting at you at
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: your mama house. This is Nephew till Me from the
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother. Man,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I don't say this gunna man. I'm gonna put my feet. Man,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna i'm gonnaso, but I don't pay. I'm too
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: over this kind of hell. See, do me a favor.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, get our tell people yard, go back
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to your yard bore. Ain't nobody mad about your pe country,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: none of that. Ain't nobody froing to cut it down.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tripping you like I got ahead her now, Man,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I'll be carrying my grandkids cool. Listen to y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all. Man,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I got one more question for you. Tell me what
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land. LC y'all
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: had a peak a peak years ago. It's a little
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: bit too sweet for me. I ain't never really been
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: a big peak in Pasage. Ya don't like it because
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's good, but she doesn't make it. Sometimes
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: it's just it's just sugar dog sious. Man, you eat
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: a slice of peak and pote, you gotta go sleep.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It's an instant sugar coma. What you gotta have it
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: with some blue bell ice cream? Blue bell? Yes? What's that?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: We made beat all we can and we stilled arend.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: We don't give a damn about making money, all right, nephew,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: thank you up. Next, it is the Strawberry Letter today.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Subject can't keep this secret much longer. Wait till you
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: hear the secret. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Show dome for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, if you need
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,
• 54:52
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• 54:56
  Speaker 1: f M and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, right, Steve,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: tell them if you do send it, it's not a
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: guarantee any right and try. We could read your letter
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one today. Tommy, you ready
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Here it ease the Strawberry LETTA. Subject can't keep this
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: secret much longer. Dear Stephen Shirley, my fiance and I
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: met in college and we've been together for three years.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: She is perfect in every way. She has the looks,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: a great job, and when it comes to the bedroom,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: she is on fire. But anyway, here is the problem.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Last weekend I took her to our usual breakfast spot
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: and we started talking about the wedding and our guest list.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I have met her mom, dad's siblings and grandparents, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: she's met my immediate family as well. As we talked
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: more in depth about our relatives. I told her about
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: the small city where my family was from, and she
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: said that her family was from there too. I told
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: her my dad was a huge has a huge family,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: and they all live near the river. She said that
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: her mom's family lives near that same river. At that point,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: we both had strange looks on our faces. Intrigued by
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: these unique circumstances, my fiance called her grandmother and asked
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: her if she knew my family. When her grandmother replied, yes,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: we're all related, our mouths dropped open. She told us
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: that everyone that lives on either side of that river
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: is related. Since then, we've done more research and we
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: found out that we are, in fact cousins. I cannot
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: believe that I've been sleeping with my cousins. We are
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: not sure what we should do. We are in love
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: and plan to get married. I don't want to lose her,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: but I'm afraid to continue the relationship, especially when our
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: families find out. Her grandmother is bound to tell our
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: secrets sooner or later. We need some advice. What should
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: we do? Wow? God, yeah, this is something right here. Uh.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, as far as I know, you can't marry
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: your cousin. You didn't say if you guys were first cousins.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I think in some countries like England and stuff like that.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I think long ago they um, you know, in the
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: monarchy and stuff like that, they wanted to keep the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: bloodline going, so sometimes they would marry their cousins and stuff.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: But you're not over there, clearly. Uh. Some states over here,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: as I understand it, I look this up, they do
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: have laws where you can marry your cousins. So I
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: don't know, I've never heard of this. I know before
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: long long ago, like when my mom got married, they
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: used to give you blood tests and things like that
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to see if you were related. But now when you
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: get married, you don't have to do blood tests. So, uh,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: this right here, I couldn't do it at once I
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: found out it would be It would be hard for me.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: But um, you're in love and you plan to get married.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: You don't want to lose her, and you're afraid to
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: continue the relationship. But remember that look that you had
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: on your face when you found out. Are you going
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to be able to go on with this marriage knowing
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: that you're married to your cousin? Uh? You know when
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: you have kids, that's something to consider. This is this
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: is uh well above my pay grade here. I'm gonna
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: just be honest with you. I personally would have to
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: back out once I found out that it was in
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: fact my cousin Steve. Well, it ain't above my pay grade.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. As a matter
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: of fact, let's damn that river. Yeah, let's just go
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: and get to this hill. You don't fell in love
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: obviously the girl of your dreams now, y'all, y'all was
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: at this breakfast place, playing in your way. I just
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: can't believe that it took y'all three years to start
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: talking about where y'all through h that's just sort of
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: crazy to me. Now you've each met each other's immediate family,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: But y'all started talking about this river. And that's why
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I say the subject of this letter ought to be
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: can't keep the secret much longer, Oh damn that river.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: And the subject is can't keep this secret much longer,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Oh damn that river, because that damn river then messed
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: up the plans. You got to talking more in debt
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: about your relatives. I told her, from a small city,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: where my family is from. Her family, from a small city.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Told her my dad had a huge family. She said,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: her mama got a huge family. She said, her mom
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: family living near the river. I said, damn, my dad
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: and family lived near the river. Then you got that
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: strange look on your faith. Then, when you know something
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: wrong right here, you intrigued by these unique circumstances. She
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: called her grandmama, asked her grandmama, and a at my reply, yeah,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: we are related. Everybody on that river is related that
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: river and quit talking to her old way. We all
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: related to everybody on each side of that river. Well,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: if everybody on each side of the river is related,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: how all and people get on east side of the
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: river some cousins de met before. You ain't the first one.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all in love, What you need to do is find
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: out how far down the line this cousin thing goes
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the river. Because, like Shirley say, she didn't she didn't
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: researched it. I don't research stuff like this because I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: don't really give damn what y'all do, so so I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: don't give damn what you do. All I know is
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: damn that river. Now listen, if I was you, I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: would get a DNA test so you can see how
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: closely it is. Secondly, you're in love. You ain't gonna
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: stop loving now, you ain't gonna stop seeing how. I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: don't know how you can. I don't know how this happened.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's meant to be. But hear
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: what you can't do. I'm gonna come back and share
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: this information. I'm gonna tell you reasons why you can't
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: have a wed and have all the asses. That's why, man,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you can't have a wed and that ass here. See,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: if it's so many states in the US that allow
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: cousins to get married, it's unbelievable. Yeah, and I think
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I understand that if it's so far down the line.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: It may not be nothing that can happen, but there's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: one damn show way to find out if you should
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: have gotten marrid or not called that baby. That he
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: could be different to Steve's response coming up. He could
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: be standing on the bridge and be looking at both
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: sides of the river at the same time. We'll be
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: back in twenty three after the hour. The subject can't
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: keep the secret much longer, or Steve right after this
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steven show. Alright, Steve, come on, we're back.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Let's recap this letter. The subject can't keep the secret
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: much longer. Or this couple been in love. They're so
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: in love. They've been dating three years. They decided to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: get married. They're sitting down at the breakfast place. They're
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: going over the list, trying to figure out what they're
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: going do, who they're gonna invite. She started talking about
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: her grandmama, her down there. Uh had a big family,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: lived on the river. He said, his daddy had a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: big family. Her daddy lived people lived on every body
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the river too, and then the same small city, same
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: damn river. She calls big Mama. Big Mama said, yeah,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: all us. It's related to everybody on east side of
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: that river. What you call hold asked for, she'd have
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: messed up everything. Now you're sitting up in here big
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: talking to Big Mama, probably don't forgot half of it. You.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: First of all, you need to check Big Mama out.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: If she got you know, she you know something where
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  Speaker 1: she lost it? She quite what she was. She might
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  Speaker 1: not have all her facts together, But how the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody on both sides of the river, it's related. The
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  Speaker 1: letter subject is I can't keep this secret much longer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn that really? Yes, we're all related. Our mouths
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  Speaker 1: dropped open. She told us that everybody that lives on
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  Speaker 1: either side of that river is related. Since then, we've
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  Speaker 1: done more researcher. We found out that we are, in
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  Speaker 1: fact cousins. I cannot believe that I've been sleeping with
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  Speaker 1: my cousin. We're not sure what we should do. We're
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  Speaker 1: in love and playing and getting married. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to lose, but I'm afraid to continue the relationship, especially
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  Speaker 1: when our family find out we're talking to that is
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  Speaker 1: you talking to the damn them people down at that river,
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  Speaker 1: their family, Steve, give a damn you ain't gonna live
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  Speaker 1: down your left a little racket ass city. It's down
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  Speaker 1: that by the river, down by the river side, down
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  Speaker 1: by the river side, down by the river side. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna lay down with my closes down by the river side.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna fine mold love. Now, now listen to me
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  Speaker 1: seeing what a tasty I'm going down by the river side,
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  Speaker 1: down by the river side, found love that the river side,
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  Speaker 1: be in love with the river side on some mine.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't laid down curses from the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the river side, bordine. Now here's what you could do.
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  Speaker 1: You could elope. Don't tell your family. But y'all seem
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  Speaker 1: like good people. So here's a deal. They're gonna find
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  Speaker 1: out the first word out of old black people mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You just gnash. That's coming. That's coming. You're just ash.
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  Speaker 1: So now we're about to do a reenactment. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the grandmother. Jay, You're gonna be which one coming
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  Speaker 1: to the mama to find out about it. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be um. I gotta be a woman. Yes, I'll be
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: your aunt and not aunt that's related to the grandmama. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: come on talking. You heard what happened, then you you
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  Speaker 1: mean by ridding it, thel Yeah, Oh my god. If
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  Speaker 1: that's not the Nashes thing I ever heard in my
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  Speaker 1: tire bone days on us or child, ain't it dough
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  Speaker 1: just nash, straight nash. It just does something to my spirit.
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  Speaker 1: Even hearbody and discuss it with you. You do something
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  Speaker 1: to my stomach. It might it make me? You know,
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  Speaker 1: it makes my inside turn inside out just sitting here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know what it did to me, Clara,
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  Speaker 1: what did you know? It's felt like but milk? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you know what it did to me. It
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  Speaker 1: gave me gass. I had so much gas inside me
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: when I heard that thing. Oh so bad. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, don't tell you the truth? Uh huh. I
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: can't understand what happened to them cheerings. Why is that
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: she just liked the rest of us? Uh huh? That
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: on your must have just been jumping. Yeah, and that boy,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: we're looking at that onion on that girl and went forward.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that right here and put it
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  Speaker 1: out there. And and it ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with the fact that they covered that. The kids. Donna
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  Speaker 1: look funny. Rodger is funny looking already. I mean that
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  Speaker 1: blessed hard. He just sweeted person in the world doing
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  Speaker 1: anything for you, but he kill you. And the Bible
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  Speaker 1: say tender e. Well you know what, you know this
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  Speaker 1: might be able to pass long being. You know because
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: if you're looking already looking confused, you know, having children,
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  Speaker 1: because you know the baby if they has a baby. Uh.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Somebody said that the baby the first thing that they're
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: gonna notice about the baby when the baby get here.
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  Speaker 1: See if the baby had Wally wall wal eyes when
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  Speaker 1: he's looking straight, but one of his ashes looking at
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the wall, one of them just shoot off and just
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  Speaker 1: be on his own, just be looking. But you know
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  Speaker 1: where you see them together, you have to say that
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  Speaker 1: they is in love. They look cute and they makes
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  Speaker 1: a cute couple. I or not you the wood because
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: she a little funny looking to them. I'm just saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: now if you want to know the truth, claud Okay,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: here we go. Now the reason both of them look strange,
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  Speaker 1: it's called you know his uncle Harold uh huh and
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: humb at uh Debbie. You know they stayed across the
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  Speaker 1: river from each other too. I noted, I knowed what
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: was something and they said they also say there's something
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: in that river water to make them look that they look.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: They ain't nothing to do with the river water. You
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: show ain't got nothing to do with it them chromy zones.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: All right, Ms Clara and Big Mama, we gotta go alright, well,
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  Speaker 1: Email us or Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at Steve Baby, don't look too crazy? Coming up
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  Speaker 1: in ten minutes, Simone Biles, Black Girl, Magic and the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: guys will spend the wheel inside of Comedy Roulette. We'll
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening. She's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: We gotta say congratulations, guys, to one year old Simone Biles. Uh.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Simone won a record breaking fifth I said fifth you
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  Speaker 1: as she did it all around title? Yeah she was greatness.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she got some most stuff. Yeah yeah us all
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  Speaker 1: around title this weekend at the U s Gynastic Championships. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw her this weekend. I didn't know that. I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: thought I was old. That she took a break from
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: the Olympics and now she's back. Yeah. Yeah, and she
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: took the Olympics. Yeah, she took twenty three month off
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: break after she had won all her gold medals, and yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: that's what I should have said, And that's damn it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Two years years yea turn when you having fun, Yes,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: it does flipping. Yeah, and and Simone, young Simone. You
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  Speaker 1: know she has her cause she's standing up for sexual
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: abuse survivors. In addition to earning the all around title,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Biles also garnered golden in all four events floor exercise, balance, being, vault,
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  Speaker 1: and the uneven bars. Those are all hard to that
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  Speaker 1: dang video. I mean it's unbelievable. Yeah, she's the most
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  Speaker 1: She is the most decorated US gymnast and is the
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  Speaker 1: first woman to win all five goals since Dominique DAWs
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: did it back. This is according to Team USA Now.
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  Speaker 1: After renning the all around title, Biles revealed she wore
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  Speaker 1: a self designed teal leotard to stand for gymnasts who
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: were abused by former USA Gymnastics team doctor, remember him,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Larry Nasser. Yeah. Um, you know she has that black
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: girl magic and that power and she's not afraid to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: use it. Song once again to someone. And her leotard
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: was beautiful. It's very elegant. Color was beautiful and she
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: designed it. So congratulations to her. Yeah, so we're gonna
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: switch gears now, We're gonna bring back the funny a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: little bit. Today's Uh, it's time for comedy roulette with
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: you guys. I had no hear how we do that?
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  Speaker 1: Explain because they have new people any day. Give us
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: four subjects he listening and listening quiet ste have the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: explains everything new people and come j J. We have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: four subjects that not being one of them. Put them
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: on the wheel, spun the wheel with stop will do
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  Speaker 1: the damn. I gotta kill God for you whose birthday is?
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  Speaker 1: We have seen no evidence this morning of your new
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: ad tude. I'm just throwing that out there. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go comedy roulette. Number number one, you just blank,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not supposed to laugh. Number two, keep on
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  Speaker 1: eating stuff in the fridge that don't got your name
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  Speaker 1: on it, and see what happens to you. Okay. Number
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  Speaker 1: three blank is a bad white boy or white girl.
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  Speaker 1: And number four, Yeah, number four, he picked on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person this time. Uh huh, he picked on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person this time. Alright, cat it splin it. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: they're all good. Don't be to beat my up in
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  Speaker 1: the fruge. Oh it stopped doing you just blank, But
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to laugh. Hold on, hold on, hold
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  Speaker 1: on before you dude, I gotta set rude. Come on,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: none of these jokes can be fought jokes. Oh, no problem, No,
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  Speaker 1: you just you just blank. But I'm not supposed to laugh. Okay,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I told you before you started to cut the power off,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: before you change that socket. But you didn't and didn't
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: not your behind clean across through. But I ain't both laughed. Okay,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you do. What did I tell you? Man?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: What did I tell? I told you that was not apple? Duke?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: You're drunk in anybody? That was prune juice? But nay,
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  Speaker 1: nasty the bathroom somebody in it. But see now I'm
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: not opposed to laugh. See you know what proved you do? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: I just told you I ain't finished putting the screws
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  Speaker 1: in that tread mill. Now you didn't just jumped your
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: eys up on that start running, And I ain't supposed
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: to laugh. Shot off there. I told you walking out
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: in people house every day, teasing that dog. One day
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: he gonna get out and wear your behind out. He
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: just did. He just you got dog bites all over
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: your body. But I ain't suposed to laugh. You you
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: allergic to shrimp? Yeah, I love cup. You had already
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: been into the gum. Both just sweat it up on
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: my face. And I'm not supposed to lay. I told
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: you they was tripping the rough room for you comedians?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: What did I tell you? And I tell you what
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I told you. I know it was April food, but
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I told you. I see I said what I said.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I said, your wife is at the clip somewhere. Why
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: you show up with your number two and the clip?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Why you do that? Come fool? But I want to
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: playing with you. You expect me not to laugh at it.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying playing comedy roulette. Let's go. I told you.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: You heard me saying, I told you not to buy
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: that use Mas rock. It's gotten personal? Has it asked
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: not to go down there talking to Donald Trump? Did
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  Speaker 1: not tell you? Alright? More of this crazy ignorant show.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We have to say happy
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: anniversary to Carla. It's her anniversary today many years how
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: many years ago? Fourteen years today? She still had to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: smile on her face. That's what I love. That's what
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I love. Ye, I'm fourteen, Steve marrying. Huge congratulations Carla
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: and Jay stay out of this conversation. No, I'm just saying, oh,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: man together and them all up carry the one. I
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: don't even have fourteen really married. Ja, we don't talk
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: about that. It's not been fourteen. That's always up. We
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: don't bring that up. Congratulations to that. So now what
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: are you guys doing tonight? You have well, you know what,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: we're going to dinner. I know my husband, he really
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: goes on and playing these romantic evenings and romantic dinner.
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  Speaker 1: And didn't you go after after after Yeah, well two
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  Speaker 1: chains and Cisco from Drew Hill and a bunch of
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: couples got married over the weekend, right, yeah, just go
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: married to Hill. No, no, boy, let's go You're so crazy.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Song thong and two chains to change wrong, wrong, wrong, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to change you know Mary keishirt right, it's long term
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: girl and then us this girl got married from Drew Hill. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend Elizabeth the scene years Yeah, yeah, she to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: change wife's bed. She loved her, have the wed Yeah nice?
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  Speaker 1: You know what speaking to Drew Hill, that's one of
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: my favorite songs. You did in My bad Steve and
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I just cain't taking something. Oh well, that ain't an
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: anniversary song in they're sleeping in the bed. It's them,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be sleeping, thank you, but I'll pass the
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: snot was good. Appreciate trying to tell you something. But
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: let's play something anniversary Tony or Luther. Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. Better man. We don't. Don't try
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  Speaker 1: to act like you ain't crazy. I know you ain't
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: finished my Thank the Lord for the folk. Crazy. What
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: you're talking about ain't crazy? What color ain't crazy? Allegedly
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: remember she allegedly, she allegedly slammed some ties, she allegedly
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  Speaker 1: broke the man wonders, she allegedly put sugar to take
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  Speaker 1: color is crazy? He woundly. Just do you regret any
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  Speaker 1: of it? Call? It was allegedly. I know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. None of the last time I tell you
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  Speaker 1: all about my anniversary. Have a good night. I'm on
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: the cover the choir that my what that that my
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: marriage is over? About that? You saw that, Stephen And
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: they said on a tabloid that out of left my
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: wife for Chris Jenner and we're in a four hundred
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: million dollar divorce. First of all, what I don't have
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: for a hundred million? If I did, your ass ain't
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: getting half of that because you're not leaving. We're gonna
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: ride this trouble out. That's so interesting because we were
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: just all hung out in Paris and you guys looked
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: perfectly fine. When my wife said, Steve, you look at
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: what they're doing. That's that's so you don't get mad? No,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: oh no, man, oh no, because you know what, what
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: what I learned was different. It's nothing haters can do
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: to stop. Nothing has for you. So if you don't
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: address it, it has no effect on you. Right Like
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: like your pastor told me, Shirley, stay on the wall.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: So when they're trashing us with garbage, why would we
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: pay attention to that. I'm not leaving my girl for
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: no damn body death, I'm not. I'm not leaving Margreie
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: for nobody. Beautiful, nobody, man, that's beautiful. And Chris Jenner's
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: friends of ours, So how would that work? Well? Can
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I say this? I don't think so. No. It's not
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: positive about positive, it's very positive about marriage. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't want Chris Jenna. You got out of that if
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you want. If you want old Black, it's here, Oh black,
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  Speaker 1: old Black, come on regard she like ash you old
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: black with diabetes? O Blacklo, you can put that on
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: old Black. It's over here waiting on you. So you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: want steam to pass that along? What he said, he's
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: not You're stupid, man, That's what he got out of that.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I mean that part part felt thing that Steve just said.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: He professed his love for Marjorie and then he's never
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: going anywhere. Should have left him over there too late. Now,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: all right, look, we'll be back with more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hartley Morning Show right after this. In it, man,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Al Right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: one of the most famous brothels in the world. Things
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  Speaker 1: what with famous? When I said famous, when I said world,
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  Speaker 1: when I say world, when I say well, yes, alright,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: one of the most famous brothels in the world thinks
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: it can help Tiger Woods get over the hump because
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: you know he came really close last week. Uh okay,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: we all love Tiger here at Sherry's Um. That's what
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Dina said. She's um, the Madam of the ranch, Sherry Branch.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Write that down. What is what is wrong with him?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't the most famous one. Dina is the madame of
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Sherry's Ranch that you've never heard. Okay, so keep going
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: to go ahead, you're taking notes. Since Sherry's is known
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: for keeping secrets, there is no safer place for Tiger
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: to indulge with a wide variety of women. This is
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: what Dina is saying, she's the madam. In fact, they're
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: offering up to a seventy five discount for Tiger on
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: anything that they offer off. Yeah, three quarters off, yeah,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: and they offer a whole lot. They're in Vegas bottom, Nevada.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: Now look, and it's a resort style brothel. They have
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: like upscale rooms. Oh you can drink swimming do they
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: have it around the world? But they got in there.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: They have a spa and an outdoor swimming pool. Oh
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: that's niken. Keep going a Tiger though. They want to
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: help Tiger get back. You can ask another question, what
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: you think you think Old Black could get that? Not
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: old be though. I love then you get that sent
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: reps and on the Old Black I'll go that and
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: didn't get it. Well, you know about golf, I mean
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: you know you do too. To help Tiger team Jake.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: You know he came in second at the championship. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: so they're trying to put him back on top, you know,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: get his game. Well, he already focus this. This is
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: a really thor and Junior can't take a field trip
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: down there just to see how entail the people? What's
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: going on? What You're gonna leave your wedding ring at home?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: How are you? Why are you going to explain this
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: to your wife? I'm just curious. It's for work. This
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: is research. This is research. This is a documentary, a
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: black umentary. This is a black umentary. I really don't
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: want to go down there, baby, but you know, hey,
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  Speaker 1: he got us down. Yeah, Steve asked y'all nothing about
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  Speaker 1: no damn black He want us to come down there
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  Speaker 1: with him, baby, that's what And then what you got
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  Speaker 1: to do? Act like you frustrated god dog and do
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  Speaker 1: the Steve God. They want us down there, all damn
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  Speaker 1: weak man. This for Steve. You know, this is how
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  Speaker 1: we eat. That's how we eat. I don't like my
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  Speaker 1: job all the time. Did you all hear the part
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  Speaker 1: about there trying to help Tiger get his game back?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say anything about you guys going down there
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  Speaker 1: for down there with Tiger. If you don't want to participate,
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  Speaker 1: we still get you. They got what all they got.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go. That's what they got. Okay, comet coming
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  Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty three after the hour. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: He lamar been down there. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. A health official in a Colombian city
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  Speaker 1: is urging residents to have less sex as a way
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  Speaker 1: to avoid dehydration during a heatwave that has impacted the area. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so they feel like, you know, yeah, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: if the lands break, y'all tell us about a broth,
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  Speaker 1: then y'all come to this break now. Y'all don't want
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  Speaker 1: us to do it normal because there's a heatwave going
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  Speaker 1: down there. You know, I don't give a damn how
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  Speaker 1: hot it is. I don't want you to be hydrated.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're looking out for your health again,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's all. It's. In the Caribbean city of
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  Speaker 1: Santa Marta, temperatures have hovered in the mid nineties for
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  Speaker 1: much of the month. Health Secretary Julio salas Uh told
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  Speaker 1: the local radio station their radio. Galan that residents should
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  Speaker 1: avoid sex during the day when temperatures are at their highest.
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  Speaker 1: He says avoiding making avoiding avoid making love or having
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  Speaker 1: sex at times when the temperature is high, especially at noon,
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  Speaker 1: because this activity places physical demands on you and increases
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  Speaker 1: your heart rate. So what is Julio doing? It? New
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  Speaker 1: what he doing? And Julio got no. Here's how anybody
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  Speaker 1: got to add on it. I don't give a damn
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  Speaker 1: how heart it is. I don't give a damn if
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  Speaker 1: my air is out, and I don't care if I
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  Speaker 1: got that same fan we head in my room when
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  Speaker 1: I was a boy. One blade. Time to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go tomorrow. But you can't do it at certain
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  Speaker 1: times of the day. Just get you, just cut. You
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  Speaker 1: can't pick my love. Tak for your health. Guy, I
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  Speaker 1: love to sweat, hurt the ball. I'm talking about it
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  Speaker 1: dripping in my eyes. This is hot yoga, basically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We just get in the shower
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  Speaker 1: and turn the shower off. I was gonna ask you guys,
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  Speaker 1: but you guys have pretty much answered it. Does being
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  Speaker 1: hot and sweating make you want to not make love?
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  Speaker 1: Or does does it not make you want to go
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  Speaker 1: there with you know, I've been freezing to death and
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  Speaker 1: felt like fact, let's open that big deep freeze up
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  Speaker 1: and turn it sideways and get in there. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out a way I have been outside in the cold,
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  Speaker 1: risking a sickle sale. Christ come on, come on, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I go down to the supermarket
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  Speaker 1: a crow and get in the frozen section. We both
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  Speaker 1: lay cross, but we're gonna we're not gonna not do
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  Speaker 1: this though, and carrots right on them. Care. I dated
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  Speaker 1: a girl in the in the projects, and if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't pay your rent in the projects, they sent the
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  Speaker 1: maintenance man over there to take your front dough off
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  Speaker 1: until you came and bought your rent money. Yeah, with
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  Speaker 1: the dope off with the door can say that, no,
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  Speaker 1: damn dope. So you all just be walking around dehydrated,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. And Nike's thick. Yeah, it's sick. That's not
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  Speaker 1: a tough choice to make. Yeah, I'll do it on
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen floor with the oven door open. Bacon, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna cook yourself all right. We'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harpy Morning Show and to close it
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  Speaker 1: out right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here we are, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a good day, right, It's been fun today.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, yeah, on Carlo's anniversary. Girl. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: take us home with some closing please. Yeah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to address men oh today and just pay
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  Speaker 1: a compliment to men. I'm talking to men who who
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  Speaker 1: take the time out to be dad's. Uh, if your father,
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  Speaker 1: that's one thing. If you are dad, that's a whole
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  Speaker 1: another thing. You know, any anybody can father child. You
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  Speaker 1: can commit an act of love or act of lust
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  Speaker 1: and become a father, But it takes another dude to
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  Speaker 1: become a dad. And I just wanted to take some
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  Speaker 1: time out to recognize the dad's out there. Um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: moms get a lot of the credit, and as they should.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, being a mother is something special. I think
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  Speaker 1: we all would agree. The fact that a woman can
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  Speaker 1: have a child and give birth to a human being,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that puts them in a class of their own.
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  Speaker 1: We we can't even begin to compete or compare who
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  Speaker 1: we are and what we do, but we are valuable
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  Speaker 1: all the same. And there are men out there who
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  Speaker 1: have taken the responsibility after they've become fathers to become dads,
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  Speaker 1: and and this of it is just to you, just
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  Speaker 1: to say thank you for being dad's, for taking the
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  Speaker 1: time to honor your commitment. Understand that it don't always
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  Speaker 1: work out with the mother. I do understand that, but
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  Speaker 1: it has got to work out for the children. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so happy for the men who fight through the problems
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  Speaker 1: of the relationship to still maintain a relationship with the child.
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  Speaker 1: That's so critically important, it really really is. I thank
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  Speaker 1: God for men who take the responsibility of other fathers
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  Speaker 1: children who have not, cannot or won't, for whatever the
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  Speaker 1: reason is, take up the banner of being a dad.
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of men who have stepped in
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  Speaker 1: and become dads and father figures for children all around
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  Speaker 1: and because simply because their actual biological father just ain't
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  Speaker 1: up to the task, for whatever the reason is. But
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  Speaker 1: this ain't slamming nobody. I'm just saying thank you for
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  Speaker 1: the dads who are dads. It has been an honor
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  Speaker 1: to be a father and a dad. And I want
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  Speaker 1: every man out there that's being a dad, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: seeing about their kids in school, that's sending them texts,
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  Speaker 1: that's checking on them, that's taking them to the park,
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  Speaker 1: that's walking with them, that's holding their little girl's hand,
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  Speaker 1: that's putting their arm around their son and offering them
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  Speaker 1: leadership and guidance. That's going through all the things to
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  Speaker 1: help provide the necessary tools for this young person to
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  Speaker 1: grow up and feel the security of a man. It
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  Speaker 1: has been an honor for me to be a father.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yesterday my daughters were born and then callig and
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  Speaker 1: they grew me up quite a bit. They were twenty
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  Speaker 1: I was twenty five years old when they were born.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't really equipped for the job fully, but they
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  Speaker 1: grew me up and ever since then, I have tried
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  Speaker 1: to uphold my end of the bargain. I fall in
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  Speaker 1: short sometimes I guess along the way, but at the
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  Speaker 1: end of it, I always tried to make good on
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  Speaker 1: my promise to them. I always tried to be the
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  Speaker 1: best I could for them. And you know, everybody makes
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  Speaker 1: mistakes in life. And once again, this ain't a slam
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  Speaker 1: on nobody. I'm just taking out the time to say
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  Speaker 1: to the dad's out there, thank you all for being dads,
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  Speaker 1: for putting it down. It is an honor to be
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  Speaker 1: a father. It's a beautiful thing to see a man
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  Speaker 1: with his child, playing with the baby, walking, a little
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  Speaker 1: girl holding her walking, these boys teaching them, throwing a
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  Speaker 1: ball with him. You ain't got to have money to
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  Speaker 1: be a great dad. A matter of fact, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to have money at all. You got to have love,
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  Speaker 1: you got to have some time, and you got to
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  Speaker 1: have hard for it. And there's a lot of men
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  Speaker 1: out there that's got too hard for And I'm appreciative
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  Speaker 1: of that because oftentimes me and get a bad rap.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a lot of good men out there. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of good men that the found a way
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  Speaker 1: to take care of their children. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: good men out there that have found a way to
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  Speaker 1: take care of other men's children that hate that ain't
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  Speaker 1: stepped up to the plate, like I said, for for
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  Speaker 1: whatever the reason. But this ain't really about them. This
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  Speaker 1: is about the men who have given themselves unselfishly two
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  Speaker 1: children so that they can say that's my daddy, that's
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  Speaker 1: my dad. I mean, that's got to be a reassuring
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  Speaker 1: feeling for a child and say I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: my daddy, not that it's gonna get you in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I got somebody that I think is big
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  Speaker 1: and strong, and there's a lot of men out there
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  Speaker 1: that's being their kids hero that maybe your kid think
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: you better than Superman or Batman. And that's what it's
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: all about. Man. You just want somebody to feel that
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  Speaker 1: way about you. So hats off to all the men
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  Speaker 1: out there that's been being dad's that's been giving it up,
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  Speaker 1: that's taking care of your families, that's putting it in,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: that's providing a place to stay cause, protection, security, love, guidance, discipline.
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  Speaker 1: That's what fatherhood is about. That's what being a dad
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  Speaker 1: is about. My hats off to all of y'all those
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  Speaker 1: happy Father's day yea Father's days every day? Yeah huh.
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