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Complaints and Confessions - 05.22.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is. Y'all don't know y'all. Baby
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  Speaker 1: just like the Milan buck things. And it's to be true.
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  Speaker 1: Good to the hard guy listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: Stoo Barley. Why don't you join yeah by joining me? Honey,
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  Speaker 1: sat turn yeah, you go. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: out turn love. It got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn water want to go? Comey, come on your back
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  Speaker 1: hill good and everybody you're listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me naw one it only Steve Hardy got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. I was talking with my wife and
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  Speaker 1: she said something her father always used to tell her. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Pop Bridges used to tell all the time, just because
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  Speaker 1: you can do something don't mean you should do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can't tell you how many times I've
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  Speaker 1: had to learn that in my life. You know, just
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  Speaker 1: because you can do something does not necessarily mean you
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  Speaker 1: should do it. You know, I could tell people off oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: but it don't mean I should do it. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I could go here and set the record straight a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times, but it don't mean I should do it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've learned a lot in that lesson folks, and because
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  Speaker 1: I have a relationship with my creator. What it's done
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  Speaker 1: is it's allowed me to learn even more how to
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  Speaker 1: stay still on a lot of issues that's troubling me.
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  Speaker 1: It's taught me over the years. I've learned it the
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  Speaker 1: hard way. I do want you to understand that that
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's better to be still. Sometimes it's better to
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  Speaker 1: just let God handle a situation. It's hard to say,
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  Speaker 1: and I know it's hard to say because we think
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  Speaker 1: as people. But if I do this, I would feel better.
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  Speaker 1: If I do this, they would know it's coming from me.
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  Speaker 1: If I do this now, they're feel how I feel. See.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not always the best way though, I found
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  Speaker 1: in my life. See, sometimes you gotta like old people
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  Speaker 1: used to say, you gotta let go and let God.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta do that. I'm gonna tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 1: I learned a lot from my mother being a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher. But you know, at the same time, when
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  Speaker 1: she was when I was young, I thought she was
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  Speaker 1: just an old, old person just talking to me. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get it. You know how you talk to you
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  Speaker 1: know how your parents used to talk to you, and
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get it. And they used to always say,
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  Speaker 1: well wait till you have your own kids. You would
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  Speaker 1: get it then, and showing off you got it then,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm the same way. I'm no different you know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no different life than you. You know
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  Speaker 1: I have no different upbringing in you. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: no different different ways that I can live and you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You know that I gotta live by the same laws
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  Speaker 1: of the land that you gotta live by. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: obey the principles of success. If I want to be successful,
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  Speaker 1: I got a bam and you know, and if I
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  Speaker 1: want to go to Heaven, I go. I gotta do
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  Speaker 1: what God tell me to do as many times as
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  Speaker 1: I can. Now, you ain't gonna get it all right,
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  Speaker 1: but he understand that, and I just get on with
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  Speaker 1: the best I can. But so many times, man, we
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  Speaker 1: get stuck. We get stuck right there, man, worrying about
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  Speaker 1: you know, how how it's gonna come across and and
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  Speaker 1: what you know, you know, kind of going around here
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  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to find a way to tell you
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  Speaker 1: this that that that you won't get twisted. Hit the
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  Speaker 1: bottom line, you gotta let go and let God. You
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  Speaker 1: have to allow him to do it his way, see
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  Speaker 1: my way, I thought my self to a certain point.
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  Speaker 1: But to go further, I had to let God have it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I found out I wasn't all that good
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  Speaker 1: a driver. I found out I wouldn't all that good
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  Speaker 1: of all explore with a map. I found out my
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  Speaker 1: compter skills was oftentimes a little bit off. I found
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  Speaker 1: out that my map reading skills wasn't what I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was. So I had to let go. I had
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  Speaker 1: to let God. And you gotta understand that God works
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  Speaker 1: in mysterious ways, you know, and right how often had
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was over for me, But what God
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  Speaker 1: was doing was he was teaching me a lesson. He
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  Speaker 1: was showing me something that I needed to know. He
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  Speaker 1: was allowing me to experience some things. But he didn't
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  Speaker 1: let me go under. You know how they say God
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  Speaker 1: had never put more on you than you can bear.
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  Speaker 1: He won't let you go under. And but he did
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  Speaker 1: not say you know, it's like the scripture that Bishop
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  Speaker 1: Omer taught me when I was going through that traumatic
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  Speaker 1: thing on the internet. Man, it was really really man
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  Speaker 1: trying to destroy what I had worked for and my family,
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  Speaker 1: and it just knew life to God had presented me,
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  Speaker 1: and the devil is busy. Devil don't like to see
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  Speaker 1: you happy. So here he comes. He puts you under attack,
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  Speaker 1: and here comes internet and everything. And my kids are suffering.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, here here comes God. Though, see, God
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  Speaker 1: don't put more on you than than you can. Bad
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  Speaker 1: Bishop almost sent me a scripture. He sent me Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: forty three one and two. And then that scripture it
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  Speaker 1: says to the effect that you can walk through the
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  Speaker 1: water the rivers, and the water won't overcome you. But
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  Speaker 1: then it said you can walk through the fire and
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  Speaker 1: you will not get burned, normal kindling set upon your clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I learned something very valuable that day. See, God sent
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  Speaker 1: me through something, but he was showing me something too.
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  Speaker 1: Now he didn't do it. See, God didn't bring that
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  Speaker 1: calamity into my life, because in Isaiah fifty four seventeen
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  Speaker 1: it says clearly that if anyone comes against you, it
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  Speaker 1: will not be my doing. But he Now, this is
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  Speaker 1: what he prom you when people come for you, though, see,
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  Speaker 1: and this is what I learned. That's why I have
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  Speaker 1: no fear of the people coming anymore. See, because I
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  Speaker 1: learned that. But God had to send me through a
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  Speaker 1: traumatic experience in order for me to learn that. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have a testimony without a test you know, understanding,
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  Speaker 1: you can't learn nothing without a lesson. See. So what
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  Speaker 1: he did was he allowed that internet thing comes cross
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  Speaker 1: into my life. But he taught me something. And Isaiah
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  Speaker 1: forty three one and two was and you can walk
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  Speaker 1: through the fire and not get burned, normal kindling set
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  Speaker 1: upon your clothing. So what that said to me was,
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  Speaker 1: even though you're trying to do me and it's fire
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  Speaker 1: all around me, I won't burn. But when it's over,
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  Speaker 1: kindling won't set upon your clothing. What that showed me
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  Speaker 1: was and what it taught me was not only would
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  Speaker 1: I walk through the fire and not get burned, but
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  Speaker 1: there will be no signs that I was ever in
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  Speaker 1: the fire. There's no signs of it. But not hold
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  Speaker 1: up though, Now he go to part though that I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn even though you can walk through the fire, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and even and though you're being flames and scorching all
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  Speaker 1: around you, if you trust him, he ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you burn. But now hear what he did not say,
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  Speaker 1: though he did not say that it was not going
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  Speaker 1: to be uncomfortably hot wickedly hot in there. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. He just said you won't burn. And when
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  Speaker 1: it's over, it won't be no kidling on your cause
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  Speaker 1: it won't be no signs that you was in the fire.
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  Speaker 1: See what happened to me was after they tried to
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  Speaker 1: destroy me. Let me show you what God did from it.
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  Speaker 1: Not only did I not, not only did they not
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  Speaker 1: accomplish what they set out to do, but when they
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  Speaker 1: was through with me though, when they was through throwing
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  Speaker 1: the gas and throwing the fine, throwing their hate and
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  Speaker 1: writing it in lyning and creating all these names for
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  Speaker 1: themselves so it could look like more people was hating
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  Speaker 1: when they got through with all that. Look at me, man,
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  Speaker 1: Look what he did to me. Look what he did
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  Speaker 1: from me, because he taught me something that day. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm sharing it with you because God will do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for you. But you got trust him, though,
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  Speaker 1: You got to get in there and you got to
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  Speaker 1: let him do it. You gotta let him handle it. So,
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  Speaker 1: just like Pop Bridges taught my wife, Margree, just because
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  Speaker 1: you can do something, don't mean you all to do something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could go down there and straight in the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: but should you though, Yeah, you can go down there
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  Speaker 1: and tell them all. Yeah, you can go down stand
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  Speaker 1: up and make sure they know it's your voice that
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  Speaker 1: they're here, and you can get in their face and
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  Speaker 1: make a scene. But should you though, or should you
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  Speaker 1: let go and let God see? So before we run
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  Speaker 1: all out in the streets and somebody that that that
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  Speaker 1: that we forming these groups and somebody go out there
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  Speaker 1: and do something crazy, let's hold tight. Now I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying don't go out there, but you gotta watch who
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  Speaker 1: you go out there with, because somebody crazy you could be.
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  Speaker 1: You can go down there with peace in your heart.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody this side, I'm gonna throw a brick through here
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  Speaker 1: and bust a wonder. Hold up, partner, Hold up, there
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  Speaker 1: ain't what we're down here doing. So see sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta let go, and you gotta let God. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta let God have a situation sometimes and you get
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  Speaker 1: it in and do the things that he tells you
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  Speaker 1: to do. See, but your woman and taught me a lot.
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  Speaker 1: He had another book out and he said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: knowing God's Voice or something like that. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: the title, but I never really knew the definition of
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  Speaker 1: how do you know? As God's voice talking to you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he clearly made a statement. God's voice has no sin
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  Speaker 1: in it. See anything you're talking about. Whenever you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: him back. I'm gonna write a letter. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: him down at his job. If it's sin in it,
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  Speaker 1: God ain't in it. See that's you now, God's voice
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  Speaker 1: has no sin in it. So when you say God
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  Speaker 1: told me, be careful, because God ain't never told you
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  Speaker 1: to go do nothing wrong. That ain't what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: And I learned that too. It's a lot. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sharing the day. I hope it helps somebody today
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  Speaker 1: get through a difficult time because the show has helped me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just talking to myself now because I got
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  Speaker 1: another one I'm looking at. I'm dealing with it though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm all good. Please know you're listening. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: decision makers, shakers, and movers now have your attention. Please,
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Yes, sir, hey, good morning Steve. Happy Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Good Carla morning Steve, Hey, crew? What up? Jor morning up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that boy boys, m it's a little low this morning,
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  Speaker 1: A little deep left you top top rich uncle Monday morning. Hello, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he stopped right. Good morning Steve. Mr Horda, your highness,
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  Speaker 1: your mareness, King, the King of Nemos, Good morning. Came
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  Speaker 1: a throne. All that was set up, your highness, she'll
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  Speaker 1: be here. Comes memo this convention this weekend in Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: to Salt Convention. And one of the things they asked
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  Speaker 1: me what it was as soon as I sat down.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as I that down, he said, so let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about the memo. I said, okay, So you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna ambush me with it. I said, you must not
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  Speaker 1: have read it. Probably, yeah, you get yourself toe off
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  Speaker 1: into folks off at that meeting. Toe off into was
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  Speaker 1: not I could tell a body look on their face.
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh, you're about to get yourself toe off
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  Speaker 1: into I forgot okay, stick, okay, where am I yeah,
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  Speaker 1: said I said. I said, boy, you the only black
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  Speaker 1: person to offen. Where are you really? Far as I
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  Speaker 1: could see, was it all William start jokes? They said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the only chip in the cookie. Another one was
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  Speaker 1: felt like a roach in a bowl of milk. My
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  Speaker 1: mother used to say, flying buttermilk. That's old stock stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like it. Then, well I used it but
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  Speaker 1: didn't like it. It gets you out of a situation.
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  Speaker 1: So it's really good at a great weekend. You know
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  Speaker 1: that was all? That was all millionaire meeting That's what that. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think it was a bad billionaire Oh are you
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  Speaker 1: going to them meetings? Now? Is that? Hey? You got
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  Speaker 1: what is that? Are you doing it to be meet you?
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  Speaker 1: You know you gotta get it who you want to be?
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  Speaker 1: From the well, you know what. It's time for us
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  Speaker 1: to CEO speaking of meetings, and yeah, let's do that
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  Speaker 1: when we come back. All right, something funny coming up,
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  Speaker 1: asked the CEO. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show. Okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is one of our fearless leader Jay. This is
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  Speaker 1: one of his favorite segments talking of course Dave Harvey
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  Speaker 1: asked the CEO right now, asked, okay, I have a
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  Speaker 1: question right after that, CEO that run it the way
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  Speaker 1: he want to. This is the CEO to send out memos.
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  Speaker 1: We don't. This is tight and CEO what you need.
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  Speaker 1: That's the CEO. I don't mean to ambush you or
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  Speaker 1: anything with this, but yeah, yeah, but there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this is a big company. There are a lot of
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  Speaker 1: attractive people, shall we say, that work here and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, j Anthony Brown just came on board all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Is there some sort of policy in place
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  Speaker 1: prohibiting office romance things like that? No, we don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: If you went to work in here, you must want
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  Speaker 1: us to say something about it. If you don't. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't want us to say nothing about it, don't
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  Speaker 1: wear it off up there leaving out were mentioning it,
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  Speaker 1: were mentioning it. Legs look good, and hell with bringing
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  Speaker 1: it up. That's what we're doing up in here. Next question,
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  Speaker 1: I got one, CEO. You're go ahead, man, all right,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's our understanding that over the weekend you
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  Speaker 1: went to a billionaire meeting. Is it safe to say
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  Speaker 1: now that you are be too? Absolutely not, But it
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  Speaker 1: is safe to say that since you don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what it is, we don't let talk about this with
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  Speaker 1: small people. That's obviously clear you were not. You should
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  Speaker 1: not be bringing it up and try to see if
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  Speaker 1: you can get there in the next twenty years. Answer
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  Speaker 1: a bushit or bush I am either way. I think
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  Speaker 1: Carl has a question for you. Go ahead, Okay, good
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  Speaker 1: morning MS the CEO. You know that's Friday, kicks off
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  Speaker 1: the Memorial Day holidays summertime. So are we gonna have,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the office is closed early on Fridays
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  Speaker 1: where people can leave and go home summer Fridays, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some kind of program like that for the employees. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: we don't do that hill full day on Friday, all
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  Speaker 1: day Monday, but the weekend. But the weekend, you're all
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  Speaker 1: that Saturday is your day off, Sunday and Monday. What
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  Speaker 1: they got to do with Friday by before five. But
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  Speaker 1: it's a cool thing employees that you want to motivate
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  Speaker 1: them during the summer. I ain't got no problem. Go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and take off if you want to. Anyone else
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  Speaker 1: with a question for the city and your yes, um
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  Speaker 1: over there, That's all I'm gonna say. Over there. When
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  Speaker 1: I was over there, we had when we're coming, we'd
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  Speaker 1: have breakfast, we'd have crepes. We had a chef that
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  Speaker 1: and made us nice breakfast crepes, eggs, crape fruit, and
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  Speaker 1: being a diabetic, I'm wondering if we could transfer that
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  Speaker 1: from over there over here. Great, Well, two times it's
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  Speaker 1: happening right here. You can go back over there for
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  Speaker 1: them creaks and parfets and shot me up, and you
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  Speaker 1: can cut way back on all this damn talk time getting.
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  Speaker 1: And then the second time thing is they got all
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  Speaker 1: that food around now because I don't know as ratings ratings,
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  Speaker 1: and you can get all the parfit and egg food
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  Speaker 1: tongs and food twas twice you won't. But over Hill
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  Speaker 1: we do high ask ratings and we don't get a
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  Speaker 1: damn thing for it. I would think, I would think, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: I think has a has a question for you right now?
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  Speaker 1: You know I speak up, Junior Sea. I'm just want
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  Speaker 1: to ask some caller about the refrigerator, about putting our
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  Speaker 1: luncheon in there. Yeah, good question. I noticed that there's
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  Speaker 1: a lock on it. Any reason. The reason we had
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  Speaker 1: lock on infrigerator is because you and Janathan and Brown
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  Speaker 1: are sick, and what we had a sick food up
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  Speaker 1: around food you got sick of sailing. He got dive beated.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna catch neither with y'all up in infrigerator
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  Speaker 1: with the rest of us. Everybody else know what the
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  Speaker 1: cold is, y'all don't just because you're sick. What you need?
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  Speaker 1: What you need? Um, you know what they No, you
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  Speaker 1: can't know you Mr c eat it on your way
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  Speaker 1: and the CEO UM. I was wondering since j Anthony
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  Speaker 1: Brown is here now there, Well, I just want to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: say this real quick. There's a limited amount of parking
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  Speaker 1: spaces we have now. We used to could parking anywhere
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  Speaker 1: we want it. Now you know the spaces are limited.
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  Speaker 1: U Is there anything you can do about that? Out
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  Speaker 1: at the airport they got parking fro parking, FLYP parking,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: work parking out of them part come on in the
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  Speaker 1: work complaints coming up next. We'll be back. Oh my gosh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I can't believe he said that, right, what do you say?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Miss Anna is up next with our national news.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: She's coming up and we'll give you a recap of
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the Billboard Awards. But first it's church complaints. It's Monday.
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  Speaker 1: You know what we do on Monday. We gavitt Hire
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  Speaker 1: owning Monday to hear the complaints of the ungrateful. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: their leader and provider of the complaints. It's my old
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  Speaker 1: handpick children, deacon, and just the messing that though passed,
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  Speaker 1: it just the messing account. In the words of Summer
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  Speaker 1: Steve's Hadels after the Trump visit, h you on or
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  Speaker 1: told no, I am not. We can't start like this man,
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  Speaker 1: we can't shell out. I'm not a sembody past. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Well, are you gonna introduce the church? Its
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  Speaker 1: with the complete All right, past, this is a situation.
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  Speaker 1: in his tippeto, who has one leg that's longer than
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  Speaker 1: the other one, as you know, has a shoe with
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  Speaker 1: a toweler heel to help him walk better. Now, one
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  Speaker 1: of the kids, m one other kids, has taken the
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  Speaker 1: shoe during the baptism along Sunday and he has resulted
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  Speaker 1: to wear a roller skate on the shoter leg. Can
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  Speaker 1: we buy him another shoe? Passed? Because he didn't fail
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  Speaker 1: fifteen times well, I found the gravel amusing myself. When
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  Speaker 1: he put that roller skate hole, he kept going around
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  Speaker 1: in the circle. Wouldn't a shoe is more like a pivot? Now,
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  Speaker 1: Brother Pippintoe does have one leg much shoter though, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, oh, I don't know. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like if he tries to walk without that shoe. He
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  Speaker 1: looked like he's going down stairs. You ain't right, You
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  Speaker 1: don't right. You caught me off. God right there after,
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  Speaker 1: if I want to go without the shoot for a while,
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  Speaker 1: because it's fastened that he's walking alright, as my right sister.
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  Speaker 1: The Blind Ministry has gotten into it with the deaf Ministry.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently they can't see eye to eye. I'm getting him
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  Speaker 1: books in brea audio the Death Ministry. I pressed that
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  Speaker 1: brother Jacob Silence wrote, uh, piece of paper, ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: here in that bsc'all talk? Can the Blind Ministry has
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  Speaker 1: yet to have read the note? Are responded, now, Well,
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  Speaker 1: they've been at it before the death or Ministry and
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  Speaker 1: the Blind Ministry, and we can hardly get witnesses to
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  Speaker 1: come into my office and share with me for having
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  Speaker 1: because have o man can't hear? What the hell going
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  Speaker 1: on the other half. Ain't seen the damn thing. So
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  Speaker 1: if ain't nobody can hear me what nobody said on
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  Speaker 1: one side, and ain't nobody seen on the other side,
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  Speaker 1: So it just seems to me like they're living under
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  Speaker 1: the cold. Snitches get stitches. We don't want that nothing,
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  Speaker 1: can't say nothing, don't help them, don't. I ain't seen
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  Speaker 1: the damn thing, so to where we at right? No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want him to fight though, pat No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to deaf people can't would be blood
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  Speaker 1: people should just be yond me, so wouldn't be much
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  Speaker 1: more fight, and then the blood people can get them canes.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't up at the right people. They got a
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  Speaker 1: cane in the hen here like I do it, walk
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  Speaker 1: up behind them going here. They can't hear them coming.
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  Speaker 1: All these advantages to you wanted the ministry all right,
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  Speaker 1: a moving don't ask sister many fat boat right has
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  Speaker 1: come down with a small case of husband amnizia. She
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  Speaker 1: can't actually remember who her husband others He keeps going
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  Speaker 1: home with other people's men. Uh system MOPSI rivers talking
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  Speaker 1: about she donna make me coda. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: stop this before it gets out of hand? What what
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  Speaker 1: he ain't sister boat right ninety seven years old? That
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  Speaker 1: she is past, but she has a small case of
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  Speaker 1: her husband and she got all humble. That's what that is.
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  Speaker 1: It has been diagnosed wrong as husband nighters buy some
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  Speaker 1: other poem people that don't have medical training humble and
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  Speaker 1: nothing we can do about that. Yeah. But but the
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  Speaker 1: lady going on with other people's men, we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to stop that. She nineties seven? Uh, the med she'
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  Speaker 1: going home with is in the eighties. Just let it
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  Speaker 1: be boy, she's a cougar. I'm moving right along. You
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  Speaker 1: have yet to really give me solutions. You do know
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  Speaker 1: that you no? I am I trying well. I just
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  Speaker 1: hold off on letting you know that we're having a
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  Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. Bobby Q played stripped dinner and I
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  Speaker 1: there would be some sisters stripping so we can raise
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  Speaker 1: some money to get us a new ad onto the church.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll talk about that on when we get back
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  Speaker 1: after the holiday. Then, well, if it's the same women
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  Speaker 1: stripping this strip last you were raiding them, though, can
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  Speaker 1: we bring in some professionally we ever be on? This
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  Speaker 1: church is going nowhere. We're gonna get a do do
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  Speaker 1: dob on this dog on church and we keep letting.
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  Speaker 1: But there's stripling. But but she has gotten better. You
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  Speaker 1: have to admit that he has gotten better. She told
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  Speaker 1: a pole down last year, deacon. Mm hmm, but in
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  Speaker 1: her defense passed the poet was not bolted up just
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  Speaker 1: right like it should have been. It was mounted to
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  Speaker 1: the ceiling and the floor. Yeah, but we should have
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  Speaker 1: wailed it it. You know, she's a bigger woman. We
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  Speaker 1: should have wild it it, deacon. She told out the
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  Speaker 1: ceiling and the flow, and she didn't mean it past it.
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  Speaker 1: She met wal she swung one time, ripped it all
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  Speaker 1: The men was running to get out the way, and
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  Speaker 1: one of them had stacked elevel singles up in front
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  Speaker 1: of it. I mean you're laughing or you in this bit?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, I lost you was funny, flustered. It's been
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  Speaker 1: a rough day this morning. A lot of people complaining
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  Speaker 1: anything else? Or did this food safe? Second? Seconds? Two
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  Speaker 1: minutes ago? Path and is weed? I think he opened
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  Speaker 1: a blind minister. He can't. We can't follow him where.
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  Speaker 1: We do know that Ms Anna is coming up and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna recap the Billboard Award. Yeah, President Trump is
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Miss
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Anna is coming up with our headline news. Are all
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the stuff that's going on in the world. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: The President is in Israel this morning. But first let's
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  Speaker 1: get to the Billboard of wards last night. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you saw him, but they were pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: They were packed with surprises, fiery performances. Nicki Minaj opened
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  Speaker 1: up um. She had guest appearances from Little Wayne. That
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  Speaker 1: was good. It was long and entertaining, I must say,
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  Speaker 1: but the evening belonged to Drake Man omanded he rack up.
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  Speaker 1: He was nominated for an astounding twenty one twenty one
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  Speaker 1: Billboard Music Awards. He gat yeah, twenty one. He gave
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  Speaker 1: a commanding performance. He was dressed in all white. He
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  Speaker 1: was surrounded by the waters at the Bellaggio fountains right
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  Speaker 1: there as a fireworks exploded around him. So it was
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool. Its performance really was. Yeah. He ended up
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  Speaker 1: winning thirteen thirteen out of one. That's pretty good, including
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  Speaker 1: Top Artist and Top Male Artist. All Right, he was
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  Speaker 1: a big winner last night, So congratulations going out to
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  Speaker 1: Drake did he was there he uh amen to mark
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  Speaker 1: the anniversary of Biggie's birthday, so Biggie would have been
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: forty five years old. He said. Big sold over twenty
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  Speaker 1: five million records worldwide. Is Ready to Die album his
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  Speaker 1: Life After Death Albums Classics. He brought Biggie's son C. J.
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  Speaker 1: Wallace on stage, who said he knows his father is
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: looking down on all of this tonight and that he
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  Speaker 1: and his sister will continue to carry on its memory
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  Speaker 1: with tremendous pride. Well spoken young man, very very nice
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  Speaker 1: young man. One of the big performances of the night, though,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: has to go to Share. Oh my god, Share Share
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  Speaker 1: Share look as a white woman, thank you, yes, lord,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I mean she looked exactly the same.
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  Speaker 1: It's not better, she just she she turned said get
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  Speaker 1: that I was an h d J was something. She
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  Speaker 1: turned seventy one. She looked big back same she at all.
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  Speaker 1: She sang, believing if I could sing. She looked great.
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  Speaker 1: She really really really did look great. And I mean
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  Speaker 1: she just looked fantastic, see years old. Another highlight was,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: of course Bruno Mars. I think he was from what
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  Speaker 1: was that woman? Seline Dion on the The White Woman
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  Speaker 1: of Titanic. Yeah, she did her thing. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: it was really good. Thank you white ladies. It wasn't sorry, Jim,
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  Speaker 1: get ready to talking about a black woman. Now, it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't on TV. But Beyonce ended up winning five trophies coation.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to her. Yeah, but yes we do. But all
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  Speaker 1: in all, you know, an entertaining, great show was hosted
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  Speaker 1: by Ludicrous, So there you go. Yeah, seventy one, she
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  Speaker 1: made seventy one Saturday. Young people like me, huh, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: take us to miss Anne please. Oh my goodness, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Anyway, here I comment the news. It really
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: doom and gloom usually, so good morning, everybody. This is
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: a trop of the news. All right, let's start out
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: with this one. Jury selection is slated to get underway
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: today in Pittsburgh and the sexual assault trial at Bill
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Cosby yours going to be asked to the side whether
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the comedian and actor drugged and molested a college basketball
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  Speaker 1: team manager. Back in two thousand four, Cruise in New
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  Speaker 1: Orleans removed the last of four Confederate monuments in that
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  Speaker 1: city over the weekend, and this final piece was a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: prominent statue of General Robert E. Lee. It was in
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a place called Lee Park, and although the first three
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: came down in the middle of the night, this last
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: one was taken down in broad daylight, although the workmen
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: who did it did wear masks because they received death
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: threats concerning its whole project. The monuments are currently being
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: kept in storage, where city officials say they might be
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: removed to some sort of museum. Some seniors at Notre
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Dame University walked out of the graduation ceremony yesterday. As
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Vice president of Pence he had began to deliver the
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: commencement address. The protesters say the policy is endorsed by Pence,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: have quote marginalized our vulnerable sisters and brothers for their religion,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: skin color, of sexual orientation. Some of the audience applauded Pence,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: while others booed loudly. President Trump is in Saudi Arabia. Well,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: he was. He's in Israel this morning, but he was
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: yesterday in Saudi Arabia, urging the heads of mostly Muslim nations.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Duke in front the growth of Islamic extremism. He called
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: it a battle not between face, but between good and evil.
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  Speaker 1: This is not a battle between different face, different sects,
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  Speaker 1: or different civilization. This is a battle between barbaric criminals
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: who seek to obliterate human life and decent people, all
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in the name of religion. Saudi Arabia was the first
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: stop on Trump's nine day five nation tour. He landed
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: in Israel this morning. He's going to stay there for
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: two days. He's also scheduled to visit Brussels, Sicily and
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: also see the Pope at the Vatican. Racially stay with script, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he though, don't go off. Well, okay, well, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to get to something like that. A matter of fact.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, according to a new racial discrimination Sue
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: manages at the luxury Madison Avenue shoe store Gihon Vito
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Rossi called Serena Williams disgusting and refused to give her
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the same discounts they give white celebrities. That's going to
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  Speaker 1: a suit by a black female who worked there. And
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: it is that time of year President Trustman giving commencement speeches.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Could it be a case of here we go again,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: here we go, we take our next steps into the world.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You must go forth into the world. It is with passion,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: courage of conviction, Yeah, that's from Legally Blonde. After the
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  Speaker 1: Hours stay too. Have you seen the butterfly coming up
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  Speaker 1: on a Steve Harvey Morning show. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hey, welcome back everybody to Steve Harvey Show.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: It is now time for him and him got a name?
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  Speaker 1: Because think she's bringing us back. Why don't you tell
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  Speaker 1: them people by my name? Where you said him got
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  Speaker 1: a name? So you ain't gonna say it? What you
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  Speaker 1: for me to say it. I'm gonna give you one
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  Speaker 1: more chance to bring me out. Are you gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: me out or not? Him is here. The name is
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  Speaker 1: Eugene and is not a problem to hold up. Let's
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  Speaker 1: stop talking out bringing you anything? How much for out
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  Speaker 1: you come? You may? You know what I wish you was.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you was the person that got snatched in
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  Speaker 1: the water by that sea lion. I wish you would.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I wish they to snatch you. But right I don't
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: need that water. Well get out, you get on my nerves. Girl.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Butterfly flutter flutter, flutter, flutter. So anyway, it was a beautiful,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: beautiful weekend. I was in Las Vegas. I went to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the Billboard Awards. I met Share. I met Drake. Um,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I was on the red carpet. Drake
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: wants me to be in his next video. It's just
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: a lot. Everything is going so well, but my in
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  Speaker 1: the video. You've seen them fun dances. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: dance as well, bol or something. Now I'm going to dance.
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  Speaker 1: We had a very good chemistry. It was very very good.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of things. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know you. He now's me now, Man, Drake
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of you. Stop lying. I'm not lying.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You don't don't look, don't mean. That's the worst thing
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you get done to me. You ain't met No Drake.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I met Drake, and I met and I met Nikki
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Manas I met Share. I met Share on the red carpet.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I call all the minutes. You don't know sharing that way,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Mr Harvey, you don't even know who Share is three
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: times and Morgan Freeman don't know you. Because that's why
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: what did you say about Morgan Freeman? He don't know
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  Speaker 1: Steve No doesn't care what. Let's get to the most
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: important things. Today is national. Today is National Vanilla pudding Day.
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  Speaker 1: The proof is end up pudding. So the day is
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  Speaker 1: national with the cookies with the vanilla white pres in them. Anyway, um, anyway,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do with you. All right?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, j Anthony Brown is gonna murder another hit.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back att after you're listening show, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Is that time? It is that time, j Anthony Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Well turn, Mr Harvey, get ready to lose another thing.
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  Speaker 1: You're about to get stamped. But thought I hadn't heard it.
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  Speaker 1: It's taking it out on me. You got other things
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  Speaker 1: going on. Okay, that was all the air. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to bring it murder what me and him doing?
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  Speaker 1: Me and him go back far enough I've made. Let
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  Speaker 1: me get telling all of them. We want to hear
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  Speaker 1: him all. He's about to lose a friend. That's another
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  Speaker 1: friend to the list. Another friend, dear friend of yours
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  Speaker 1: is about to be upset with you, not me. That's
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: just Steve Harving Morning Show. I'm just on it alright.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: The song is called All of Me by Mr John Legend.
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  Speaker 1: What made you do that? It's a great song. It
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  Speaker 1: is wonderful. Listen to what I did to it. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harten Monty Show checking out at the pano. John Legend
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  Speaker 1: sits down down, tickling notes kids, how pretty the sound out?
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  Speaker 1: Then he starts singing and still ranging me down all
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  Speaker 1: of this songs last such a long time man, still
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  Speaker 1: a twenty nine. He writes do lyrics, but when he
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  Speaker 1: sings it, he holds every line before your songs. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm up doing fine. You're building me this ninety nighttime
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  Speaker 1: and you would go to sleep? Song sleep, write cup
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  Speaker 1: mix for jan imagine for your song should be sung
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  Speaker 1: at wedding. It's let to sway it. I swear that
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  Speaker 1: song you del kids with a deep decoul Listen, it's
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  Speaker 1: too hard to pay attention to sleep. He'll but a
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  Speaker 1: sleep a sleep a sleepy changer jack check, Wake up man,
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  Speaker 1: when you finish this song. Come on, okay, let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's stop this thing alright, let's go from top. You
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  Speaker 1: were so wrong. He's great a trainer, so you took
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  Speaker 1: all of me and to sleep. I will be at
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  Speaker 1: the jam Bots in Dallas, Texas weekend. I will be
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  Speaker 1: at jay Spot on Thursday and shellon the Wood on
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  Speaker 1: the first of the sixth. Yes, sorry, Mr Legend, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, but just what we do we murdered, the
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  Speaker 1: yit so murdered, the hits teeth mighty quiet. I know
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  Speaker 1: there is the list. There's a bunch of people on
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  Speaker 1: this list. John Legend wasn't the first one on No No, No, No.
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  Speaker 1: Clo was the first one, then John Yeah, Mary J. Blige, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on the Weekend. Yes, you're gonna look at his hands. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin's on the list. Mad thing last night, Bill
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  Speaker 1: he did he was so good. He didn't do it
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  Speaker 1: like j did it. All right, coming up next, nephew
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: tell me has a prank phone call for us. It's
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: right after this jam. Okay, you're listening to Steve Harvey show.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: it's Today's Strawberry Letter. This subject. It's always over quickly,
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  Speaker 1: but right now it's time for the nephew. The ignorance
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  Speaker 1: never stops on the show. In case you're wondering, here's
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a nephew with his prank phone call for it today. Nev,
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  Speaker 1: you hit my car, that's all. That's all. You hit
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  Speaker 1: my car. I'm trying to speak to a dels Do
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  Speaker 1: you live in apartment? Uh? That depends on who asking.
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  Speaker 1: My name is herman Wales. I live in building three apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Do you live an apartment number? What you want with
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  Speaker 1: where I live? Look? Man, do you drive a camera
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  Speaker 1: or Tokyo? The camera? Light blue? Yeah? All right? Your
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  Speaker 1: next door neighbor then told me that you ran into
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  Speaker 1: my car. I gotta being as a black one of
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and five C two for the now. I
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  Speaker 1: got light blue scratches on my neighbor told you what
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  Speaker 1: your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Cross,
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  Speaker 1: little across the hall. What the cross? The little across
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  Speaker 1: the told you what? Man? Listen, all I know is
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: he said he lived an apartment. He lived next door
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  Speaker 1: to you. You live in a supposedly apartment right here
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  Speaker 1: in court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he told
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  Speaker 1: me your car is which is the light blue car?
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  Speaker 1: Hit my back into my car? And I ain't trying
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  Speaker 1: to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my
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  Speaker 1: car and I got light blue scratches on my bends. Uh.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Lets I checked my light blue clamming. Wasn't only light
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: blue camera they made. Ma'am, you're the only light You're
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the only light blue car in the parking lot. Only
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: light blue car talking lot right now. I ain't gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: say I've been the only light blue car in the
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: parking lot. Man, I'm done. Look and I'm in the
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: middle watching. What can I do for you? What do
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you mean? What can you do for me? You didn't
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hit my car? Your car? If you got some cameras
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: out in this part that saw me hit your car, No,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have no cameras. But let I believe this
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: commeras is over and I don't give a what's across
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that man across the hall told you. Look, let me
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You don't hit my car? Now, hold on?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Uh is you yelling at me? I'm not
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: yelling at you, But you didn't he hit my car?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: You only like maybe you're the only light blue car
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: in the parking line, only light blue car in the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: parking lot. Now and as a matter of correct, my
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: client eat me in the park a lot. I supposed
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to borrow my car. Go to the stop. Well, is
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: it possible that your sister is the one that hit
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: my car? Now? What? Okay? Is your sister when is
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: she coming back? Maybe she hit my car? And then
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: tell you she hit my car. She ain't hit your car.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: She can't hit your car, cause she would have told
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: me she hit your car. Look, uh, I said, ain't
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: nobody hit your My car ain't got no scratches on it?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: What you ain't gonna be doing? What kind of scratches
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you got on your car? But I can't do it?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Something about and even if you did, let me just
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way, so
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing for you. Wait a minute, Wait
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: a minute, let me tell you something you ain't got.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Tell me you ain't got seeing me. Fine, and as
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over. Wait minut,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Let me get at you milk. You act like I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: ain't got you, But no, you had to scratches on
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: your car allready. You ain't been to use me as
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: no excuse to get you no new payers. I had
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: no scratches already on my car. Yeah you had them,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah you had no I'm gone insurance just that
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: we come over here. No, because you're gonna be using
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: your insurance not now sold you ain't got. Don't make
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: me come over to your apartment. No more standing in
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: the dough. I'm on my way to the door. Now
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I'm standing in the door, Come out, come out. Look,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I got thirty five hundred dollar worth for scratches on
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: my car that you need to pay for. You the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: only you're the only work thirty five a hundred dollars.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: So you're already doing better than me. What what? What? What? Look?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I've already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: me about. I need to talk to you about this car, lady,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: listen to your call. My car ain't bumped up against
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: your car. I ain't even talk next to know late
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: it's a ben it's a ben C two for the black.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: If it's a being seven seven and seven, I can't
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: help you. They don't make up seven seven lady. Look,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you know what? Can I say something to you? No,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you can't say you know what you could say to me?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: You can say, I just want to say one more
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: thing to you, one more thing. I'm gonna give your
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: one more thing. Go ahead on all. I want to
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: say this, Nephew timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Your sister robbing out of d C. You put me off,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: make me you know what, I don't even have y'all.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I listened to the show on the in ane and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: oh you wait to talk to her? All right, Mr
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: del before you go, can you tell me what is
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harbor Morning.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: So I'll right that you on the only light blue
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: camera in the parking lot right right now. One day,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: if you put money on your book, we're gonna have
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: to go down and do it. Yeah. Yeah, we don't
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: want to see that day come, but it's coming. Yeah,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: it's coming. Y'all better convailed me. Yeah, you've been hearing
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of that man to wonder because he keeps
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: messing with Papa. It's a living, it's a living. Yeah,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta do what you gotta do. But Friday June thirty,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: of the Time to Laugh Comedy Show, what's going down?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: It is Megafest is in Dallas, Texas at the Kay
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Bailey Hutcheson Convention Center. You don't want to miss it.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Friday June thirty, a Time to Laugh comedy show hosted
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: by yours truly me nephew Tommy, and the headline is
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: the one and only federc the Entertainer. Tickets on sale
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: right now. I'll ticket mass outlets, get your tickets, Come
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: on out and watch us perform with no profanity involved whatsoever.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Want to do that. That's Jay won't be there. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: was there. Surely did it. He did it. He did it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: J Hey some sad news um. The final curtain fell
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: on the Ringling Brothers, Burnham and Bailey Circus, the greatest
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: show on Earth, right, Yeah, last night in Uniondale, New York.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: After a hundred and fourties six years of entertaining audiences.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: They had clowned Steve, they had little people, they had tigers,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: they had Trepie stunt, they had it all. Ring Master
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Jonathan I love because I get in trouble. I said,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: little people. That was for you and you heard me.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yea birthday man. It was the greatest, greatest Huh well,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: ring yeah, Universal Circus. Yeah. Ring Master Jonathan Lee, who
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: has held the job for eighteen years, is the first
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: African American in that post. He said farewell from the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Greatest Show on Earth as he greeted the crowd at
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the final three shows. While there are a few signs
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: it was the final day, some fans came out for
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: exactly that reason. Uh. This guy named David Eisenberg who's
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: a business business development manager from New York, says it's sad,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: but memory lives on. He first went to the circus
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: fifty years ago. Fifty years ago with his grandfather. Then
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: he returned with his daughter when she was young. He
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: was back last night for the final time with his daughter,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: who is twenty five. Now, you know, yeah, it's traditional.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: What is the lady gonna do? She's out of work.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: The circus closed down. I'm talking about Joke Wallace's mama.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: This is sad. You know what. She's been with the
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: circus for years. I had to feed him. I know,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know what I know. I'm glad
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: they're friends, right, all right? Coming up next is the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject It's always over quickly. That is the
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: subject of the Strawberry Letter. We will be back, Yes
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: we will. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ready,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Strawberry at time, Let's do it? Yeah, bug, hold on time, Strawberry.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Let you know what. I love to hear proper women
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: talking because they take away all the crudeness we have. Okay,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: let's do it. And then me and j B thinking something.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: El come on, let's do you got to pull me in.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting guys the may Day brothers. Don't be trying
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: to be quiet? Rather quiet? Can't you? Alright? I'm good
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: rather quiet? All right, all right, we're ready. Did you
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: say it already? I did? Okay, I say it again,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: because that ain't nobody here you you thought you said it,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, buggle up, hold on tight. We
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: got it for your strong very little. I promise. Running
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: back during the commercial, said okay, I did I promise?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: All right, sub checked. It's always over quickly, j did
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: you away? I'll stay there together together together forgive Padri
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: and Porsche being freaking frack. Well, no more are they
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: but the new freaking frack Tommy and Jay. Okay, here
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: we go. Subject. It's always over quickly, Dear Steve and Shirley.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I value your opinion, so let's jump right in. I'm
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a thirty four year old mother of four, and when
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I say I have met the man of my dreams,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I have. He is fifty five years old and retired.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: He's a gentleman, a great friend. He cooks and cleans,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: and he works from time to time to keep busy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: So here's my problem. He is too quick in bed.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: When I say quick, I mean quick. I have tried everything,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: like being more patient with him and doing a few
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: new tricks, but the tricks made him finish much quicker.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: This has been going on for four years, and I
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: haven't cheated on him. He has been to the doctor
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: and had everything checked. We have tried the blue pills
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and other pills. He's been talking about marriage and I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: want to be with him forever, but I'm not being
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: satisfied at all. I can go three or four I
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: can go three or four times a day. I'm a
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: freak by nature, and I want to be his freak,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: but he's done too quick to even enjoy it. I
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: have thought about finding a side piece just for pleasure,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: but I know that it come could come back to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: haunt me. I don't want to get married and end
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: up cheating with the side piece and ruin my marriage.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I thought about asking his permission to do so, but
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think he likes to share. I need help.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. What should I do
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: about these quick ease? You know what? I think this
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: problem is a little more serious than than you're leading on.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like it's a serious medical issue
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: to me. I mean, I'm not a man. I don't
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: understand how all that works. But are you sure he
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: went to the doctor? I mean I would, just you
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: didn't say you went with him and had everything checked out.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think this sounds to me like a
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: serious medical issue. But you are quite a bit younger
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: than he is, and maybe he just gets overly excited.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe you know you need to wait a little while
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: after that time and then try it again if he's
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: up to it. I don't know, but I would go
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to the doctor. You say he does everything else. He's
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: a man of your dreams. He cooks, he cleans, he
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: works from time to time to keep busy. He's a gentleman.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you go on and on, but you know
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: that one major problem. So I think, um, you maybe
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: should try more medical help, go to another doctor, get
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: a second opinion, or something like that. But um, that's
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: that's all I got for you. Really, I don't know
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: about this issue than your appreciate your really good to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: bring some some you don't closure to this woman situation,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: but you ain't since a damn thing that's gonna I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: think it's a medical issue. Shell this ain't no medical issue,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: but she's a freak. What we got a lot of
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: things going on. I had a solution for all this.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I know what this is right here. Okay, say't no
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: medical issue. This is premature e J. That's what that is.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: It's premature, e J. You know he just saying you
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: can wait to get to that. Let's hear it again,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: slinger into wild Wild West movie. Everybody be dead. Yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: as soon as he get it out to host. That's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: all you wanted to get here. We're gonna get here.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna help you out, Shelly, because I just
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: felt for you. I was cringing with your every salutor.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Go back to that doctor heat and took all the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: blue pills. All that do is make you stronger. It
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: don't stop it, don't stop that. You just want to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: do that? He fifty five sheet that it folks. She tricky.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: She didn't already say she's a freak by nature. Man,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I got a solution for all this. But let's just
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: go over some of this stuff right here. This has
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: been going on for four years. I haven't cheated on him.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Then she said he's too quick in bad. When I
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: say quick, I mean quick I've tried everything from like
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: being more patient with him. Uh uh, you can't keep
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: playing with him. See that patient with him is trying
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: to just take your time, take your time and take
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: your time. He read it, take your time and take time,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: don't stop not Then then you did this. Then you
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: said I've tried everything, being more patient and doing a
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: few new tricks. Did you just say tricks? Oh, you're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: gonna perform something extra soon as you get through that trick.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, why are you doing the trick? That's
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: all you wanna do? This boy is that little cap
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: gun at the damn carnival pie. He has been to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: the doctor, had everything checked. That what doctor head went to?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: You eating got a check. We've tried the blue pills,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: other pills. He had been talking about marriage, and I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: want to be with him, but I'm not being satisfied
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: at all. I can go three or four times a day.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Y'all asked me the job. When we come back, I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: have the solution. One more time. That sounds what does
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: that sound? Right there? It's always over quickly. That's the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: subject of today's subary letter. We will be back. You're listening,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: all right? Part two of this letter subject. It's always
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: over quickly. The man fifty five, he is too quick
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: in bad. When I say quick, I mean quick. I've
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: tried everything, like being more patient with him, doing a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: few new tricks. But the tricks make him finish much quicker.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Yes it does. You can't put it on regular and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: then he find the good fast and then you throw
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: a trick in. Now. So he was yet so he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: had the corner, and it's the shooting game. He ain't
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: mr target yet. That little pop thing. I love the thing.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: So as soon as he get it out the pop,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: he just hitting target. He ain't. He ain't missed yet.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: She's never cheated on him. He's been to the doctor.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: We tried the blue pills to other pills. He's been
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: talking about marriage and I want to be with him forever,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm not being satisfied at all. I can go
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: three or four times a day. I'm a freak by nature,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: and I want to be his. Free freaks need jobs.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: See I've know about freaking jobs. You need to have
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and be obligated from eight hours a day.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Gotta get dressed, come home tied, still gotta cook. You
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: got folk kids, how much more freaking you need to do? Now?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: He's done too quick to even enjoy it. I have
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: thought about finding a side piece just for pleasure, but
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I know it would come back to home. I don't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: want to get married and end up cheating with a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: side piece and ruin my marriage. I thought about asking
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: his permission to do so, but I don't think he
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: likes to share. I need help. I don't know what
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: to do. What should I do about these quickies? Well, yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I don't. Ain't no man gonna be willing to share.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: People who have open marriages should just stay or have
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: just a relationship. What's the vials for? Here is your problem?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: He find too quick? So now, two things you need
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: and Jake you know with me. First of all, he
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: needs to buy a pack of condoms. That's the first
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: thing y'all need the first invest in a box of them.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: It will slow it down considerably. Ah, it's yourself a
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: box account. That's for starters. Got to give you the
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: stay in power you need. Secondly, go down to the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Chinese though every city got Yes, you gotta get the
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: numbing cream. The only problem with numbing cream put it
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: on that to numbing and that will help you from going.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Get not a problem with the numbine cream. When you
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: put it on, you ain't gonna be able to write
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: or eat. Use gloves if you get it on your
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: hand or eat. And if you mess what I let
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: it get on your mouth, you're gonna be drooling all like.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You don't care where it is. Make it everything a number.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: It's to make it everything a number. Down the Chinese though,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: it's to be number all day. So hacker condom, he
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: needs a numbing cream. Get some gloves. Do with that
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: numbing cream off. Your hands are going laying over there. Y.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to hold yourself up in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the bed because your hand don't keep folding. You're gonna
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: break your rist. Gloves can't okay, stop it making everything
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: and now and it's gloves, it's cellphone. Something you put
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: it on with you. You must stick a stick or something. Yeah,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: there's no way I would have known the answer. It
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: just burned it down to your wrist. You realize you
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: guys so much. Yeah, put it on with a spoon.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Scratch you somebody, yeah, somebody, and don't why what do
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you cause you're gonna be drooling. It's like going from
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: the dinners shout that came your mouth just ain't going
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: And everybody you know this beforehand at in Carnible Suley,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: it's just shooting game. They got that little bieb bego
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: te he ain't when you hit your mark spop teen
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: s boy killing you winning to Teddy ball back. So
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: there's hope for her and her her older man. There's
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: hope for her. But you get the number okay and nothing.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: It's a glove, that's what I say. Sorry, Steve, I'm sorry.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that because I've been in I know.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Stop get a butter knife. We all didn't tried it though.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Pops a stick, don't get it on your hand, a
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: backscratch if you could fit through. That's what did you say, Steve?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: That you have another problem. I'll tell you something else
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: to do. Don't wipe that numb and cream off on
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: you know where you rub it on your butt. You
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: to put your legs to sleep and everything I think
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you guys are giving. Yeah, there is a such thing
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: as too much information. There's definitely that thing. We're going.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: We're gonna play all right, coming up, it's the Nephews
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions. If you did something over the weekend, and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: you want to call and talk to the nephew about it.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Eight seven, seven twenty nine, Steve is a number because
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: what nephew, I'm not here to help you. I just
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you're going through, so the booth
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: will be open seven twenty nine, Steve, You don't call,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: what's your real name? And go ahead and let me
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: know what you did. Hey, I need to Yeah, I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: want to commend you, man, because you sound so much
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: better than last week at uh, I worked a lot
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: last week. I'm on point. Oh you want to coming
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: to work today? Is that what you're saying or just
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: how he sounds work like clar I don't know. Oh
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: he did? Are you here? So what now? And if
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: he worked on Sunday he didn't work? Well, yeah, usually
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: when he's here, you know what he did? Not? No,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: he can in Vegas of that way weekend Vegas where
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I wish I was out there? Dog? Are you serious? Well?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You know you was at the big meeting, but I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: couldn't go to that, not by long allowed to walk
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: by the being Hey, hey, hey, where is it? You
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: got to be kidding me? Hey, Tom, I didn't know
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: he was out there. What were you in Vegas? I
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: was at the Mandeland Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yo, tellin't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: got no name on I know when I know when
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you'd be at Atlija. Oh that's where Blake performed. I mean,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I'm said Blake Drake performed last night for the Billboards.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: It was that wasn't the same. Okay? All right, well
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: the Billboard at the conference you were at, Okay, hungry.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: They've got some great hits. Don't know one of them? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: well you know if you had Chicago Dubie Brother everyone,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: can you lock it? Toto? Mm hmmm, I don't man.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: They showed this new call that's coming out. M the McLaren,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: oh so beautiful, has all kinds of sounds today. What
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: was what was that sound? Again? We got not that.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: We gotta get one of those. But yeah, this weekend,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: you guys were all in Vegas, and so were the
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Billboard Music Awards from the T Mobile Arena. Uh, congratulations
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: going out to Drake. He won thirteen nominated. YEA, yeah,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: you're you're doing it. Michael Jackson Beyonce collected, Yeah, it
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: was it was really something. Congratulations to him. He was
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: dressed in all white. He he did give a great
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: performance at the Bellaggio where the fountains are, fireworks were
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: out there. Everything. Favorite picture was the picture of his daddy,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: old school play man. Yeah he put it on us.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I dug that dude man. Yeah, yeah, Drake's daddy. Uh did?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: He was also there. He was there to mark what
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: would have been notorious b I. G s forty five birthday.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: He said Biggy sold over twenty five million records worldwide.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Who did he did? He? He's cool? Dude. Man? What
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: he did after Matt Gala where he laid on the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: stack uh whole another I just saint got the heart
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: to do that? Lay on the steps at the met gala?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Why not? Oh, they ain't gonna let me do nothing
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: like that, And you can't. We have a memo of
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: our own. You don't lay on the car. Oh okay,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: but at the at the meeting, you were where you were,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: You could do anything, right, I never do it? Understand,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: what's y'all billion nails be talking about Steve money because
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: they don't have enough? Obviously the game ain't come up
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: that one time? Right you talk? It was? It was
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: one of the most interesting things I've ever gone because
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I've never said at the table. So they invited you.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: You were you were invited to see and to hear
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: them talk and what they discussed. It's a whole another
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: level and it really has changed the way I have
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: to approach things because they are dedicated man. But the
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: cold thing about it is that they are such philanthropic people.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: It was a man I didn't know his name, well
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I do, but I can't see it. He gave last
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: year eight hundred million dollars to charity, Wow, eight hundred
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: million to charity. And they recognized him. They just said,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: a man who's doing it like this? But it was
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: another man that who quietly topped him and they had
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: to bring it up, but he didn't want him to mention.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: He stopped it. He had given one point six building
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: whoa who don't hurt scholarship. And I was just amazed
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: at some of the hearts of some of these people,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: which just goes to show you. And there were the
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: one running theme was that you have to do that,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: you have to give back. That was their running theme.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Whether they were Catholic, whether they were Jewish, it was
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: a huge part of their makeup. He said, it keeps
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the money flowing when you give it back. All right,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: coming up, you're listening to the show, all right, Matthews.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: That time your favorite time of the day, on day
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: when we do weekend confessions. Tell me want you to
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: call us and tell us what you did over the weekend,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: because whatnot? Hey seven seven twenty nine, Steve. I'm not
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: here to help you. I just want to hear what
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: you're going through. The booth is open, which allows you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: to call in and get it off your chest this
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: morning and not let yourself out at the same time.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You need you need to, you know, you need a
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: fictitious name, you know, Cadilic Jenkins something like that. You
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: need that you always good as a Cadilac. Yeah, all right,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: are you ready, Billy Bob anything? You're ready? But you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: sound like let's go, Billy Bob. Okay, line for let's
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: go to Neva out of New York, Neiva. Yes, good
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: morning to you, good morning, good morning. What's your confession? Baby? Okay?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: So this is how I end up playing off work today,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Like um, Saturday, I went for a wine testing um
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: with a coworker and like me, like we have fun
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: and like things happened that probably shouldn't have happened. So
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't want to go to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: work today because I didn't want to see him. I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: didn't want to make eye contact. Yeah, like I didn't
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: think that far. I guess Saturday night, but it was
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: amazing night, like I had so much fun, and like
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to go to work today because
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: like I don't know like what he's gonna say, Like
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm don care. That's my comfesstor first Saturday,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: it was okay, Yeah, basically it happened, didn't It happened,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: didn't Yeah, it happened. A lot happened. Things happened that
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I never thought could happen. Okay, will you go out
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: with him again? Of course that's probably why I'm afraid
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: to see him, because I know he's gonna act, just
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: because I know this hays the phone he has. So
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: but I see I'm tomorrow, I'm not to go to
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: work tomorrow. Well, he ain't gonna make eye contact the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: first couple of days, but y're both gonna be a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: little shot about it. But don't worry about it. What
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: else I did give away and neither Whatever you do
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: don't tell anyone at work, please, No, Like I know
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not well, y'all with other co workers, are just
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: about yourself. No, it was just oh yeah, the phone
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: in the morning, they got about next week. Y'all be
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: in the copy room getting it on. Don't worry about
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: the baby to be once you get your butt up on,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: once you get your butt up on the copy machine.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Trust me, you all in you ain't had fun to
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: use zeros your own as you ain't had real fun
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: yet to zero, I never had real fun and so Saturday, okay,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you I didn't things. I did
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: things I didn't even know I was capable about doing. Yeah,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: that's the wine brought it out of you. What kind
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: of wine would you drinking? Maybe like four different kind
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: oh different wines? What she did? So let me ask
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: you this here, my phoe in the morning, was you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: and your co worker? Did y'all have any clothes? No,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: of course not, but that's why I don't remember you
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: been taking them off. I didn't know why I was
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: eating that strong. I'm worried that the fact that you
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: don't remember nothing that bother foe blinds. Yeah, she was
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: doing the most again. I just heard that is Steve Harvey.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: I don't need to be and nothing else. I'm already
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: being sued for sixty million? Do you have to tell
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: everything I'm telling? I didn't have to come out about
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: to come out telling me if you haven't come that
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: man like I'm stupid, I didn't have to come out.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Did we can hold you? How about? How about the
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: co worker? So sweet? Yeah? That ain't you got a
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: whole lot more coming? Twenty four drinking years before Saturday?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: It's been like two years. I just felt like a lot.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: What's going on? It'll probably just regular regular sir. You
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: have a confession telling something stuff you did? This is
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: a girl? Really? Go ahead? I don't know the number seven.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I don't get girl. No, you got a girl. You're
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: gonna go back next weekend. You're gonna have to take
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: a book. Let's at five. Okay, you're you're you're right
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: on course. Yeah, that boyfriend you're good, done, came in
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: then boy friends damn and both of y'all single? Right,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: both of you guys are single? Right? Yeah? Yeah, but
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: he knows my ex boyfriend and I know his um
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: eggs girlfriend. Okay, yeah, but like all friends or anything,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: like I don't talk to her anything, but that's fine.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it wasn't supposed to happen, but it's feel
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: like it was supposed to happen because it was like
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: so perfect. Many times did it happen a love until far?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know, Like there's a lot you don't know.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: It was turned up and yeah, yeah, so much happened
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: to she don't even know what to happen. Just a
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: continuation than you where the market from this song. We'll
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: be back with more, more calls and everything. After this song.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the string show. Are we live? Yes,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: you're live? Stop you know we're live. I don't wanna
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: let you go one to go to work. Are you
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: quite done? You know you got to go back to
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the draw. We have to go back to the phones.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: It's weekend confessions, Nephew. Yeah, yeah, gives a call eight
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve. I'm not here to help you,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. Appreciating evil
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: giving us a call earlier. Oh yeah, let's go line m.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line three and talk to Rick out
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: of Michigan. Okay, let's go to line six. Line make
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: that line five and talk to Kenny out of Louisiana. Ken,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Kenny out of Louisiana. Hello, there he is there. We
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: can tell him line five. Kenny out of good morning. Yeah, Hello,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: we're clear. You hear me, Kenny, We're clear. Anybody? All right,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: let's go to line six. I don't know who's on there,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: but let's go. Okay, Hello, Yeah, that's how you doing
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: this morning? You doing this morning? I'm good? What's your
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: name out of Texas? Hello? Yeah, Art? Right, Yeah, you
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: sound a little bit too close to the mic. You
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: don't tell me, man, my listeners, I love close to man.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: That's her first everything. All right, what's your confession? Man? Man?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: I was just confession about what my wife was nagging
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: about this past weekend. Man, Okay, what's what's your nahing about?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: So basically, I'm at the house chilling. You know what
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm gonna couch that for weekend? Is you know?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: I just said I passed and chill. You know what
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Moving fanatic slash gamer, you know. So I'm
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: at the house playing my Xbox one, you know, Sam
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: playing the box stocks too, and all of a sudden,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: she just come downstairs, like, why are you sitting there
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: talking to this girl that working anything? I'm like, you
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: already knew I was talking to her. We wasn't talking
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: like that. We were just friends, you know. It was
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: just talking about stuff and anything going on anything right there.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: She know I'm married and all that, but she likes
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: me a lot. So all of a sudden, my wife
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: just getting mad at me because she's seen text messages
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: in the phone from her. Wasn't nothing sex or nothing
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: like that. It was just saying that we were just
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: just conversating on the on the chat. Then all of
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: a sudden, see like, so you you messing around with
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: her now, I'm like, no, I'm not mess around with her.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: We're just talking. And then she got mad and left
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: the house. So I was like, okay, so she's thinking
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess around where I'm gonna go wrong in
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: and call her and see how she's doing over there
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: and see what she's doing. Let don't know that, you know,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: my wife seeing him that we was texting each other
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: on the phone and anything, and she was like, why
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: don't you come on over here and play some Xbox.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: She got an Xbox too, so I was like, all right,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: then come over there place and next Xbox and other
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: things led to one thing, then to another, so we
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: didn't So, yeah, how old are you? Man? Huh? How
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: old are you? I'm thirty seven? See how seven thirty seven? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: seven year old? K be a gamer? Kind of over there?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: You kind of over the buck. I just had tea.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: We got to go to a song. We'll be back.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Hang on art. Okay, we're back, nephews with weekend confessions.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: We were talking to art online six, Art out of Texas. Yeah,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: quiet r. I've asked you all day. Is art there
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: in mind? Six? Yeah? Okay, go ahead, he's still there.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Were man, So you you you didn't miss the round? Yeah? Man,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: I kind of missed a round. Man. My wife was
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: just getting on my nerves and nagging them about me
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: about it and anything. I told her I didn't do it,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: but I wanted hid and confessing tolder that I did
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: do it. But she confessed to me that she wouldn't
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: here and did something back in the past on me
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: about three months ago. M So, let me ask you
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: a question, man, who who's filing? Who's who's smelling filing? Filing.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Oh both of us. So this is it? Huh, yeah,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: this is it. But I know she's gonna try to
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: come back to me. We uh, she did this before,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: but we didn't. Wasn't sallent or nothing like that. It's
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: just she just tried to leave and that she was
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: gone about like a month and she couldn't take it
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: without me, no more than anything like that. So so
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: she came back to him. I mean, that's It's not
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: like I'm not like a cheat or anything or a
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: lazy person like you know what that cheating? What you
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: think you just did? Don't try to help, nephew, No,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: go ahead, chet, Yeah, you're right you I cheated. I cheated,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: but you know I asked my first that was my
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: first time. Do you believe it or not? I mean,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I used it. I don't doing anything like I just
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: go to work and come home, feed kids. That's it,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: you know. That's all. I and and and play on
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: your game and play on the Xbox. Yeah, watch the
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: docks too. All day every day? Do you take them
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: out to dinner all the time? We go all the time,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: all the time we go. I took her all there
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: almost every weekend. But it's been a whole since I
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: took her out. You know, we've been trying to catch
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: up on our bills and everything, make sure everything was
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: all right so we can be good. I'm ready to
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: go over to your side piece and thee Yeah, I
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: went to the side piece, man day. Yeah, that was
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: that was kind of It was just I guess it
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: was just like something naggs got you so long and
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: it pisched you off and you just like forget it.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and go do it and
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: get it out the way. And she played games on
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Xbox too. I ain't trying to nack up you, but
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: can I tell you something though, Sure you need side
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: pieces costs two. I didn't hear it again, I said
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: side pieces cost Oh, this one didn't cost it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: cost no, no, brother, you're talking that financial Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right right now. If I confess to it, to
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  Speaker 1: the part to my wife, I confess to it that
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  Speaker 1: I cheated dar. Yes, that the cost is coming. It's coming,
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  Speaker 1: so get ready to pay. Huh yeah. And it's called.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about it is it cost you more than
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  Speaker 1: you want to pay, and you're gonna have to stay
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  Speaker 1: longer than you want to stay. Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 1: take it. It's a lot of people on this show
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  Speaker 1: older than you. That's men, and we can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, you understand. You know, man, it sounds good
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  Speaker 1: right now. But a lot of cheer voice right now.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead to stop w my head there, huh, bro bro,
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  Speaker 1: I mean kids, y'all. Go man, I got to okay,
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  Speaker 1: bored the girl and I'm done. I got to no
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  Speaker 1: more one, no more kids. Well your son can stand you.
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  Speaker 1: Try to try to try to think about them, man,
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna affect a lot of lives. Yeah, that's why.
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  Speaker 1: That's why what made me confess to the wife is
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  Speaker 1: because of that, because of my kids, and I an't
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  Speaker 1: trying to keep my marriage. And it was just the
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  Speaker 1: one time thing. That was the very first time I
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  Speaker 1: ever cheated on my wife. Hang all right, our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. Trying to say yeah for us anyway, Yeah, um, okay,
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  Speaker 1: did you want to go back to the phone's nephew,
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  Speaker 1: we still have a couple of people holding foresis you
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  Speaker 1: want to take one. Okay, let's go to line one.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's go to line one and talk to Ken.
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  Speaker 1: Out of Louisiana. Can Hey, how are you doing? Good morning? Alrighty,
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  Speaker 1: what's the confession this morning? Oh? This weekend? Um? My
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: wife she always go on the buffal line to the
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  Speaker 1: casino and she end up going to the casino and
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  Speaker 1: her best friend she has a liking in me, and
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  Speaker 1: I had called her and she came over and I
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  Speaker 1: thought he was going out of town, but she was
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  Speaker 1: right there in New Orleans at the casinos casino and
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  Speaker 1: end up coming back early and end up catching us. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: completely just called at the house or cover with called
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  Speaker 1: us without of clothes on which one? Yeah, get we
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  Speaker 1: little finished two getting together there and then when you
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  Speaker 1: walked in ato you she didn't went to look m hm,
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  Speaker 1: but she didn't like that. You know how you can
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  Speaker 1: you fifty fifty six howl like noo? Yeah, I knew
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  Speaker 1: that when you said take a liking to you, I
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: knew that somewhere up there. So what's going on? And
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  Speaker 1: you lost your wife? Now? You lost your wife? No? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you know I told her, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: played until you know, I see just something that happened,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I want us to be a man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I try to go out there and buy
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  Speaker 1: stuffing and you know, wait wait wait wait you you
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  Speaker 1: got out of that huh your wife walked in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean you know she's still she's still upset
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: about it. But I mean, you know, I believe we've
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: been together for almost twenty seven years, you know, so
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  Speaker 1: that makes it all right? Ken, after y'all, y'all if
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: you help me out, So after twenty years, you could
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  Speaker 1: do that. You're married me, you know everybody, everybody's done
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  Speaker 1: to make the mistake, you know, mistake that you know. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I so okay, I ain't been married that long, key,
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  Speaker 1: and I just want to ask you, after twenty years,
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  Speaker 1: my wife can come home and me and another one
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  Speaker 1: be getting dressed, putting our clue back on, you could
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  Speaker 1: do that? No, No, I mean, I mean she she
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  Speaker 1: was doing everything in there. I mean you know that
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  Speaker 1: all the things that she didn't what's your calls? She
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  Speaker 1: didn't put no gun and you know she ain't got
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: no knife from that. She just trapping in as you
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: were fighting and scratching me up from caring on. I said,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Something that happened. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I know it was gonna happen like
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: this shit though, Okay, make me understand that, Ken, what
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to help but kill me. Why it's
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: your house though? Well it was right to say. I mean,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: you know, the old lady gonna be gone for a while,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: you know, but because when she goes, you needs for
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: like four five six hours because you go out of town.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: But I ain't know was going right. Didn't wanted to
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  Speaker 1: have it? Yeah, you didn't. You didn't answer the question.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: What Tommy asked you was why at your house? Oh?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: The other lady, the other the lady ain't got no
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: answer the question. He was going to be safe, he said,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: he thought he was going to be safe. No, but
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: why at your house? Though? See, you're not answering that.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: If you thought you was gonna be safe, you could
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: have been safe at a hotel. You could been safe
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: at your house. She could have been safe at her house.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Why did you pick your house because I thought you
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: was gonna be gone about six steven man, you let
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: me tell you why you picked your house. Yeah, because
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: you're lazy, though, mm hmm, you're lazy. H Being comfortable
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: creates more problems than being uncomfortable. You're lazy man. You
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta go get no room. I ain't got
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: to meet out nowhere. I just have a come over here. Okay, So,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: whold of so kee? Y'all was in? You and your
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: wife's band? Who? No, no, oh that's all that's too far.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: So which part of her house? Where was y'all in?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: Like the kitchen table? Yeah? Her dead m is't that
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: right by the front though? No, No, you gotta go
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: down the hall. M. I love how he's trying to
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: address the But but did he say did he? Did
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: you say that's your wife's friend? Yeah? Well, I mean,
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: you know, she she didn't take it out all because
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: she figured that you know, it was my was bob,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: because you know, like like they always say, it takes
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: two as you you know, felt that it was. So
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: they still a freend, They still a friend? Are they
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: still friends? Not? After that? No? No, well there's been
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: so many other soprantis here, Like what do he think
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: he could buy her to make up for this? Though?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to hear, Well, vehicle think what
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: she always wanted? Maybe maybe after that did she she
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: ll calmed down? And I know she ain't gonna forget
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, you know it's gonna alla video.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: You know she always do it in a phase, but mhm, wow,
• 1:41:10
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