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Happy Labor Day, Church Complaints, Vacation VS Pay Raise, When To Shut Up and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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Speaker 1: like the million buck things in it coub me true
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Speaker 1: good it Steve har listening to the movie together for Steve, Please,
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Speaker 1: I don't join join me to be doing me out
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Speaker 1: of you turning. You gotta turn to turn them out.
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Speaker 1: Turn you haven't got to turn them out. Then turn
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Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your uh huh,
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Speaker 1: I shall well, good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice,
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Speaker 1: come on dig me now, One and only Steve Arvey
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Speaker 1: got a radio show, man, old Man. Old Man symbolizes
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Speaker 1: just one thing to me. Man, It's just a constant
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Speaker 1: remind of exactly how good God has been to me
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Speaker 1: over the years. And I'm thank him for it too,
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Speaker 1: because I realize every day that I wake up that
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Speaker 1: I would be nothing without him. That everything I am
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Speaker 1: that's any good in me, I owe to him. Now.
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Speaker 1: Have I made some mistakes along the way, yep, bunches,
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Speaker 1: bunches and bunches. And will I continue to make mistakes
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Speaker 1: along the way yep? Not as many, hopefully as I
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Speaker 1: have in the past, because a lot of stuff I
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Speaker 1: know better now, but you're still going to make mistakes now,
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Speaker 1: you know. Hopefully I've limited the amount of intentional errors
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Speaker 1: in my life. I've wiped quite a few of those out.
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Speaker 1: But from time to time, because we're human, we're going
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Speaker 1: to make a mistake every now and then. The trick,
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Speaker 1: what it is, y'all's not to let the devil deceive
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Speaker 1: you into thinking that once you make that mistake, that
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Speaker 1: that's it. You can't do it. You're falling off the wagon.
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Speaker 1: You can't reboard it. That's the biggest trick that he uses.
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Speaker 1: He makes you think that if you keep stumbling, that
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Speaker 1: you can't run the race. It kind of reminds me
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Speaker 1: of a marathon runner. From time to time I watch
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Speaker 1: him on TV, and you'll see some people who finish
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Speaker 1: the race, you know, in a in a nice pace.
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Speaker 1: You see people finish the race sprinting towards the finished line.
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Speaker 1: But every now and then you'll watch a marathon and
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Speaker 1: you'll see a runner and the runner is in really,
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Speaker 1: really bad shape. The key is they finish the race. See,
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Speaker 1: you don't get disqualified in the marathon because you stumble,
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Speaker 1: You don't. They don't. They don't take your opportunity to
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Speaker 1: finish the race because you keep falling. That's not the key.
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Speaker 1: The key is finishing. And a lot of times what
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Speaker 1: the devil does is he makes you think that because
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Speaker 1: you keep stumbling, because you're swaying from side to side,
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Speaker 1: that you know you out the race. Well, that's not
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Speaker 1: the case. And see and then this thing called life,
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Speaker 1: let me help you understand something. Everybody falls. Nobody sprints
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Speaker 1: to the tape in this one. Nobody just runs free
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Speaker 1: and clear as some people running faster than you and
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Speaker 1: all like this. And some people gonna get to the
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Speaker 1: end before you let them go ahead. And when the
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Speaker 1: end come, the dcome. I ain't in the rush to
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Speaker 1: get to the end. But in this race, though, when
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Speaker 1: you're stumbling and you're falling, it's a part of it.
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Speaker 1: No one gets through this race without stumbling and falling,
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Speaker 1: swaying from side to side. So don't let the enemy
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Speaker 1: deceive you into thinking that it's over. I try to
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Speaker 1: be encouraging to people because I don't want people to
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Speaker 1: get stuck on this thing, you know. And my walk
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Speaker 1: is very different from a lot of people's walks. And
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Speaker 1: then I know a lot of people who walking in
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Speaker 1: faith the way I'm walking in faith. But my thing
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Speaker 1: in the morning is just to remind those that is
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Speaker 1: not a perfect walk man, that it's not something that's
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Speaker 1: set up where you're gonna be skipping through life scot
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Speaker 1: free without any pitfalls. You know, I keep saying it
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Speaker 1: over and over and over again because, like I said,
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Speaker 1: when I was in DC, my boy Hondo said this
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Speaker 1: to me, and it just kind of stuck with me
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Speaker 1: that the road to construct, the road to successes always
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Speaker 1: under instruction. You have to figure and count on the
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Speaker 1: setbacks and the pitfalls. But it's those people that that
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Speaker 1: that that fight through will be the victors in the end.
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Speaker 1: You cannot give up, man, Stop going somewhere sitting down
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Speaker 1: every time something goes down. It's going to go down.
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Speaker 1: It's a part of it. It's going to happen. It's
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Speaker 1: going to occur that are going to be setbacks. If
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Speaker 1: you go and sit down every time there's a setback,
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Speaker 1: that's not how this works. It is designed that way.
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Speaker 1: If success were easy, everybody would be successful. But success
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Speaker 1: is just reserved for those who are willing to fight through,
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Speaker 1: who refuse to settle for mediocrity, who wants something more
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Speaker 1: now don't get me wrong. Success is defined by each individual.
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Speaker 1: So what I may consider to be successful, you may
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Speaker 1: not consider that. You know what Bill Gates considers successful.
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Speaker 1: I might not consider what Michael Jordan considers successful. I
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Speaker 1: might not consider what you consider successful. Your boss might
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Speaker 1: not consider. You have to define what that is for yourself.
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Speaker 1: It may not be monetary at all. You know, your
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Speaker 1: level of success could be tied up in community service.
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Speaker 1: It could be tied up in family. It could be
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Speaker 1: tied up into church. Your level of success could be
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Speaker 1: tied up into boys clubs. It could be any number
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Speaker 1: of things. Whatever your level of success is, you have
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Speaker 1: to determine what that is you and the best way
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Speaker 1: to determine that is to get in touch with your maker,
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Speaker 1: who created you, to find out what your mission and
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Speaker 1: your purpose is so he can put you on track.
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Speaker 1: I just had this conversation with my son, and we
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Speaker 1: were talking about getting on the path that God has
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Speaker 1: set up for you. So many times we find ourselves
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Speaker 1: fighting through life because of so much uncertainty, because we
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Speaker 1: have no idea where we're headed. It's like one of
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Speaker 1: my own sayings that I have at my mentoring camp
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Speaker 1: for boys is is that a boy without a male
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Speaker 1: role model is like an explorer without a map. See
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Speaker 1: if you don't have a map laid out in front
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Speaker 1: of you of where you're going when you wake up
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Speaker 1: every day. That pretty much explains the feeling of confusion,
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Speaker 1: the laxadaisical attitude, the lack of purpose, to not understanding
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Speaker 1: your mission because you don't have not gotten in touch
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Speaker 1: with your creator to find out exactly what your path
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Speaker 1: in life is. What are you supposed to be doing
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Speaker 1: the moment you can identify that it is the moment
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Speaker 1: that you get started waking up with purpose, with the
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Speaker 1: sense of direction. When you kill the sense of I
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Speaker 1: don't know what's next or what to do. Now, there's
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Speaker 1: going to be some confusing moments no matter what happened,
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Speaker 1: it's going to be some uncertainty, but at least you'll
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Speaker 1: know where you're going. So if you're tied a waking
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Speaker 1: up feeling loss, abandon confused, don't know what to do,
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Speaker 1: don't know what you're supposed to be doing, refer back
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Speaker 1: to your makeup. Because when he created you, he had
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Speaker 1: a plan for you. When he created you, he had
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Speaker 1: a path for you. Now we've made some decisions to
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Speaker 1: get off of both of those, the mission and the path.
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Speaker 1: But God can get you right back on track. Do
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Speaker 1: that today, asking what you're supposed to be doing, and listen.
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Speaker 1: God has all the answers if you form the relationship. Okay,
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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all around
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Speaker 1: the world. You are listening to the baddest morning show
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Speaker 1: in the land. This is a Steve Harvey Morning Show, Yale.
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Speaker 1: Today's show is dedicated to people who don't have pleasant voices.
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Speaker 1: All of you who when you talk, it sound like
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Speaker 1: a shovel getting drug down the driveway. Those of you
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Speaker 1: who speak and sound like chalk going across the black boys.
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Speaker 1: Those of you who speak and sound like a plate
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Speaker 1: in the synk with a little grit under. Those of you,
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Speaker 1: when you talk it sound like a toilet flushing. This
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Speaker 1: show is dedicated to people with unpleasant voices. Oh now,
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Speaker 1: they can be pleasant people, they can be very bright people.
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Speaker 1: I've all didn't find that most of them are extremely
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Speaker 1: intelligent and sweet people. But the voice decries and defies
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Speaker 1: all that is presented by him. I've seen cute girls
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Speaker 1: with uncredibly irritating voices. Ladies and gentlemen, this show is
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Speaker 1: dedicated to Mississippi Money. This show is dedicated to Tanya,
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Speaker 1: my stage crew. Tanya her Monica be together talking. It's
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Speaker 1: like a rap group called Squeaky and Scratching. Hey, Steve,
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Speaker 1: how are you doing? I need a demonstration later? Please? Okay? Well,
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Speaker 1: ain't no problem, hey, Steve. Hey, Shirley moaning, mornarybody, what's
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Speaker 1: wrong wrong? No? Oh? You didn't sound like your normal
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Speaker 1: cheerful self today. I'm trying to to be one of
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Speaker 1: the voices. Too late. I didn't Junior. I wasn't even
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Speaker 1: think about you. I won't throw you in. I know,
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Speaker 1: I know when it was coming. Well, let's hear Squeaky
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Speaker 1: and scratchy Steve. Hey, mister e Hi, mister Harby, how
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Speaker 1: are you today? Welcome to family? Few? He don't need
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Speaker 1: to be welcome to family feud child we need and
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Speaker 1: we ain't bring no catfish with it? Now? Who was good?
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Speaker 1: That's Monica? This how happy boy? Good morning man today today?
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Speaker 1: Calling him Charlotte today. Gunpoint yeah, gunpoint and fit the
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Speaker 1: c into Monica, Steve, what I mean? Quits on her nerves.
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Speaker 1: She doesn't like noise. I'm actually working at a radio shop.
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Speaker 1: I don't know So that's who dedicated and we'll be
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Speaker 1: back with something funny at thirty two after the hour.
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Speaker 1: This is going to be good, Steve. You're listening, all right,
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Speaker 1: It's time for something funny, Steve. We want you to
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Speaker 1: try and help people get their next jobs simply by crying. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what this is all about.
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Speaker 1: It says breaking out some tears may help you land
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Speaker 1: your next job during a job interview, you definitely want
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Speaker 1: them to remember you, and it turns out a few
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Speaker 1: tears just might do the trick. While you may think
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Speaker 1: that crying during the interview process would blow your chances
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Speaker 1: of getting a job, there are some people who say
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Speaker 1: it actually works wonders. So okay, well let's go here. Okay,
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Speaker 1: we're in a job interview and Carla are interviewing me,
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Speaker 1: and so let's go and let's start in. Let's start
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Speaker 1: interview again. Well, good morning, mister Harvey, how are you today? Fine?
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Speaker 1: How are your Harvey? Mister Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you
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Speaker 1: for having me such an opportunity. All right, so mister Harvy,
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Speaker 1: let's get start. I wanted to ask you what exactly, um,
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Speaker 1: what makes you qualify for this job. Well, having had
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Speaker 1: several jobs before that gave me the experience of the
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Speaker 1: exact thing that you folks are looking for. This pretty
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Speaker 1: much made me qualify. And you know, everybody that I've
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Speaker 1: ever worked with have always said I was really just overqualified.
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Speaker 1: So here, um, let me ask you something, mister Harvey.
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Speaker 1: Why did you leave your last job? Oh? God, what
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Speaker 1: difficult that you bought this up? Ye? Oh god, do
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Speaker 1: you need am I was. I was there for sixteen
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Speaker 1: years and no, really, you know, they just came in
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Speaker 1: and they just closed it. I mean it's they just
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Speaker 1: shut it, shut the doors. Well, let me I was
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Speaker 1: in the parking lot when it had happened. I was
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Speaker 1: standing there. Jane Jane put them crying, mister Harvey. No, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. It was just such amicas Jane
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Speaker 1: to talking about interview. It's happy. Let me jump in here, okay,
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Speaker 1: just big, okay. Before we were all I wanted to
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Speaker 1: ask you, mister Harvey. You know, a job like this,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be working with a lot of people. You're
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Speaker 1: gonna be doing a lot of interacting. Uh, you know,
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Speaker 1: how do you do you have the skill set to
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Speaker 1: actually interact with other people. Yeah, exuse me. Yeah, I'm interacted, quam. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: doesn't take much, we see. Yeah, I interact with people
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Speaker 1: from time to time. You just talking about it sort
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Speaker 1: of gets me. No, no, oh no, I'm fun fun
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Speaker 1: with other people. Um, mister Harvey, this is a sales
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Speaker 1: position we're um looking to hire you for, and we
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Speaker 1: just want to make sure that you're the right person.
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Speaker 1: As Thomas mentioned earlier, you have the right qualifications for
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Speaker 1: this position. You have to interact with people, you have
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Speaker 1: to sell our product, and you know people buy you
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Speaker 1: first before they even buy the products. So I just
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Speaker 1: want to make sure that that, um, you know, this
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Speaker 1: little crying thing I hear, um, it's it's not really
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Speaker 1: listen eight, I'm just I don't cry. I got a
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Speaker 1: question for you, But I don't just cry. You know
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Speaker 1: all this time sounds like you do. I'm out of work.
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Speaker 1: I'm crying because I'm out of work. Yeah, there's no
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Speaker 1: crying at work. I don't want I don't not hear yet.
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Speaker 1: I can stop you cry. Two of you one work.
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Speaker 1: What are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive. I
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Speaker 1: can absoulutely pull it together. That's one of my strokes.
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Speaker 1: I promise you, I cam, if you just hired me,
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Speaker 1: just give me a job. You'll see. It's like instant.
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Speaker 1: If you just say you're hired, you begin to show
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Speaker 1: you city g the eighteenth interview. This is the third level. This,
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Speaker 1: this is supposed to be it. I was told by
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Speaker 1: your supervisor that it wouldn't we wouldn't even be here
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Speaker 1: to cloaking. Now here I am, and we're still talking
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Speaker 1: to a job. Well, this is That's why it's called
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Speaker 1: a process, mister Harvey. Oh process, ye oh father, the
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Speaker 1: interview process suffer. Oh Jesus, oh Jesus. Um, he'll stop. Please. Well,
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Speaker 1: let's let's evaluate miss Shirley Strawberry Carlin. Do you think
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Speaker 1: we have the right person for the job. Well, how
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Speaker 1: about we let this person sell themselves in thirty seconds
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Speaker 1: to us? Okay, yeah, sounds good. Yeah, mister Harvey, could
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Speaker 1: you sell yourself for thirty seconds to us? Please? Old,
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Speaker 1: you need a moment, you want to go out, let
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Speaker 1: me know, okay, and you can start now and now.
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Speaker 1: And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position
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Speaker 1: due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
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Speaker 1: candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
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Speaker 1: discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
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Speaker 1: and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
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Speaker 1: the app loot direction of your firm and your company.
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Speaker 1: I will be but an asset, and that is why
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Speaker 1: I think I should have the job. Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: he said a mountain right, no tears. Okay, if you're
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Speaker 1: asking me, I would say he's hired. All right. Coming
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Speaker 1: up next, guys, you know it's Monday, so you know
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Speaker 1: what that means. Church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon
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Speaker 1: death Jam right after this. You're listening right now, you
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Speaker 1: know what we're gonna talk about church and church complaints.
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Speaker 1: We are here, oh most gracious by a dollarc forgive
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Speaker 1: it and mountain nutraction Nash giveball of greatness. Oh lord.
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Speaker 1: We are here to handle church complaints. Deacon death Jam
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Speaker 1: is to represent WI or the complaints section for this
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Speaker 1: raggedy busted what membership? What we have? Good membership past
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Speaker 1: it we just have all the time. Yeah you ready,
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Speaker 1: I can't say nothingless out here. Complaint all right? To
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Speaker 1: start this thing off, our sister older b Giddri is
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Speaker 1: pregnant with thirty two kids and she is due this
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Speaker 1: coming Friday. She is asking members of the church does
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Speaker 1: sponsor each child, and she is also starting her own
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Speaker 1: adoption program. Well, Sister guildry or talk to her about
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Speaker 1: the gig is up. Sister Guidri has not had thirty
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Speaker 1: two kids. He has taken in thirty two kids. And
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Speaker 1: all of the kids she has taken in ain't children
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Speaker 1: any more. It's two forty eight year old men staving
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Speaker 1: thirty four year olds, nine twenty nine year olds and
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Speaker 1: eleven one of them one boy just turned eighteen, he
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Speaker 1: almost out, and ten there's one that's fifty four man.
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Speaker 1: The rest of them is are you saying out of
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Speaker 1: the thirty two, one of them one of them and
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Speaker 1: we're here forty three year old and that them damns
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Speaker 1: the kids. So we are giving nothing else because all
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Speaker 1: of them should be working. Yeah, but if she wants
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Speaker 1: to start an adoption agency, where don't nobody want to adopt?
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Speaker 1: Or damn forty year old man. Now we're not taking
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Speaker 1: on all that. It's hard enough feeding kid. Now you're
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Speaker 1: trying to figure out a grown man Bob movement, Patty
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Speaker 1: normal money for her? All right, let's move on past
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Speaker 1: the Adam and even ministry is asking when can they
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Speaker 1: come new to church to represent who they are? Sister
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Speaker 1: why need a whill Cox is the president and she
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Speaker 1: is asking when can they come newde to represent their
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Speaker 1: own men? Now I've seen sister will Cox clothed? Yeah, yes,
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Speaker 1: why is she in the Adam and even I don't
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Speaker 1: understand what you mean when you say that, Oh you don't.
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Speaker 1: I think it's obvious. We got a matter of fact.
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Speaker 1: That's why we can't do it. Because she hand picked
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Speaker 1: everybody in there, and they're all friends, and they meet
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Speaker 1: three times a week at Golden Corral. They have buffet
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Speaker 1: busting content, buffet busting content. They're going there and see
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Speaker 1: what you one of them can bust the buffet? Who
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Speaker 1: can get put out first? Where? Yeah, the roads are good?
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Speaker 1: It stay in your voice, because you sound a lot
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Speaker 1: like Tommy right now telling me to stay in mind.
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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I was just talking in nephew
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Speaker 1: Tommy morning along past mister delorious Cavanaugh pastor. As you know,
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Speaker 1: she just had knee surgery. She couldn't afford the part
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Speaker 1: that allows you allows her to bend, so she stands
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Speaker 1: the entire service. She's asking if if we can buy
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Speaker 1: her a stand up bathroom. He's been going out of
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Speaker 1: her window at the house and she lives on the
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Speaker 1: third floor. People below have been really catching it. We're
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Speaker 1: not really understanding what you're saying. Did you think me
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Speaker 1: say that one more time? The lord? It's Calvin now
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Speaker 1: being now, what's she doing in the bathroom? What I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: She's asking She stands the entire time. She can't see,
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Speaker 1: she can't being padded. He's asking if we could buy
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Speaker 1: her a stand up bathroom. He's been going out of
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Speaker 1: the window at high apartment. He lives on the third floor,
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Speaker 1: and the people below I catch hit it. Path. Hello,
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Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. Everybody else is getting it out. That's
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Speaker 1: gotta get it. I'm your partner in crimbing this hill. Now,
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Speaker 1: she gotta needed. Don't be in she got him bath
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Speaker 1: She in the bathtube and she can't sit. I didn't
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Speaker 1: say she was in the bathtub. Path, What did you say?
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Speaker 1: I said that she he's asking for us to buy
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Speaker 1: her a bath I stand up bathroom, that's what I said.
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Speaker 1: Or stand up bad frood harltt so she can go
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Speaker 1: to the She didn't say that. He didn't want to
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Speaker 1: say that, not wanting to say or stand graphic hug
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Speaker 1: that graphic boy. All right, well a stand up, Tarlett pass.
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Speaker 1: She's been going out the window on the third flo
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Speaker 1: she's been going out the window. You mean to using
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Speaker 1: the bathroom hanging her water. I didn't. I didn't. I
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Speaker 1: didn't think it gonna go like, okay, we we and
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Speaker 1: you help up. No, we need video in order to
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Speaker 1: see exactly what now you want to see how going
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Speaker 1: out the winner for me to believe this the whole thing,
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Speaker 1: it's even truth? Do you need these complaints on Friday
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Speaker 1: so you can all you guys. I'm thinking it would
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Speaker 1: have been real simple to just install the trine in
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Speaker 1: the woman, hud. But you obviously ain't hadn't daughter yet
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Speaker 1: you can't solve nothing. And the trine is for number one?
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Speaker 1: What about number two? It's number two? If you if
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Speaker 1: that's all we're putting in there now you've been number
27:39
Speaker 1: two and out the window. Now you got probably putting
27:41
Speaker 1: in Shirley, Sister, Shirley, get out of the complaints. You're
27:47
Speaker 1: not gonna do with ug and ug your way out
27:49
Speaker 1: of hill. Now he's right about that test, Sharley, you're
27:52
Speaker 1: gonna have to be cried with these laws. Jesus too much.
27:56
Speaker 1: We can't even write a joke, sugar hunted, I t joke.
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Speaker 1: Deal with it? All right? More of this crazy ignorant show.
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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening Steve
28:12
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Um, Steve, you might enjoy this. Have a
28:18
Speaker 1: question for Junior and Joe Anthony Brown one and only. Uh,
28:23
Speaker 1: since you guys are the single guys on the show,
28:25
Speaker 1: does being on the radio every day make it harder
28:29
Speaker 1: for you guys to date or does it? No? You
28:31
Speaker 1: make it easier. Yeah, you're married, he's married. What he
28:37
Speaker 1: would make it hard? All right? Then you go first
28:48
Speaker 1: tell me what? Yeah, people hearing what you're getting through.
28:56
Speaker 1: What you're going through? Here about you wife and he's
28:58
Speaker 1: in a difficult situation. You've managed to get around it though.
29:02
Speaker 1: I'm sure yes, your wife? I mean what Junior? This
29:12
Speaker 1: absolutely from himself? Yeah, himself. Nah, it's absolutely no problem. Nah,
29:20
Speaker 1: they don't even know who hell I am. Hey, I
29:25
Speaker 1: walk outside every day, don't get stopped. I'm meeting them everywhere. Restaurants,
29:30
Speaker 1: the laundry, matt the mall. I ain't got no problem. Well,
29:36
Speaker 1: I can. I can truly say this that from being
29:38
Speaker 1: on the radio, people recognize you and you probably had
29:40
Speaker 1: just they recognize you from your voice. They can hear
29:42
Speaker 1: your voice. Oh I heard radio. But I'm here to
29:45
Speaker 1: tell you to tap on the shoulder that I get
29:48
Speaker 1: and when I turn around. All I'm saying when I
29:52
Speaker 1: get the you know, the tap on the shoulder, and
29:54
Speaker 1: then I turn around. When I turn around, it's never
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Speaker 1: and I I mean never, never worth turning around. I
30:08
Speaker 1: do you think you're gonna say that? I could just
30:12
Speaker 1: keep going bout you know a lot of times I
30:15
Speaker 1: think it's a dude, you on radio, right, and then
30:19
Speaker 1: I turn around and it's to my surprise that that
30:26
Speaker 1: was a woman. It's never fine, never touched me. And
30:34
Speaker 1: it's difficult for y'all because a person gets to hear
30:40
Speaker 1: before they meet you already that they ignit your reputation.
30:47
Speaker 1: It's almost kind of well, Steve, I mean, you're the
30:54
Speaker 1: relationship expert on the show. Help them they do? Have
31:01
Speaker 1: you ever given any advice? Can't? And then Junior ain't
31:05
Speaker 1: never been mad, Junior ain't got no kids. Well he's young,
31:10
Speaker 1: he's only thirty two or something something. I don't know
31:12
Speaker 1: what something thirty something thirty nine, she's off by seven
31:17
Speaker 1: thirty nine? Why gave me? I don't believe that. Gab
31:26
Speaker 1: trying to say, can't be fine? Wh why I can't
31:33
Speaker 1: be fine? I can't. So when you were a little
31:39
Speaker 1: you know, boys, voices change and what about fourteen or something?
31:43
Speaker 1: It changed? No, you just changed to when he when
31:49
Speaker 1: he was when he was before it changed? He just
31:51
Speaker 1: sound ain't y'all be detecting to me? I'm everybody, I'm junior. Hey,
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Speaker 1: every stupid and then when he got fourteen it changed it?
32:16
Speaker 1: Twe Why sound like now you know what I was
32:25
Speaker 1: sharing to be all time? Be hapen their kids and
32:29
Speaker 1: every day right now, Junior? Yeah, exactly right. I mean
32:37
Speaker 1: I could, I'll fight. That's what I had to learn
32:39
Speaker 1: how to fight be they try. But when I've been
32:41
Speaker 1: understand you've been stopped talking about chicken with Mysa. I'm
32:51
Speaker 1: telling about you want none of this. What you've been
32:53
Speaker 1: to do is beg You'm cancer. Im I bust whole nothing,
32:58
Speaker 1: y'all bust you better go in now you know? Do
33:03
Speaker 1: you know what he was? What a lot of a
33:06
Speaker 1: lot of people have bad Look at Mike type. Oh yeah,
33:09
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, you ain't Mike Junior. It's a bit
33:15
Speaker 1: difference between Mike Tyson and Junior. Huge gift because you're
33:20
Speaker 1: just sitting there, but you're just trying to talk like
33:22
Speaker 1: you bad? What you look at that sucker? What is
33:27
Speaker 1: your pocket? Just so glad? Else? Ya? And look, kid,
33:36
Speaker 1: don't make me dig fit. I know you don't want
33:40
Speaker 1: me to dig gofit? You That was Junior? What age
33:47
Speaker 1: at thirteen? I don't put my shoe so far up
33:50
Speaker 1: in the crack of your tail. You choke on the
33:53
Speaker 1: shoe laces. Now what does he summon? Humpty dumpty said
33:59
Speaker 1: on what ain't he's doing you? Yeah? But na look
34:05
Speaker 1: at me? Yeah, I sound like a grown ass made.
34:11
Speaker 1: Oh this show is really really ignorant. And I was
34:19
Speaker 1: sitting up in here with me and my homie. We
34:21
Speaker 1: were ribbing a bank one time. Alight, all right, we'll
34:25
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
34:28
Speaker 1: right after. You're listening to the show. Now. This is
34:34
Speaker 1: according to Business Journal, If given the choice, forty one
34:38
Speaker 1: percent of people would actually rather have more paid vacation
34:41
Speaker 1: time than a paid raise. While we're always, yeah, we're
34:46
Speaker 1: always hearing about US employees not using a ball. They're
34:48
Speaker 1: paid vacation each year. It seems like a lot of
34:51
Speaker 1: folks really do want more time off. Do you think
34:54
Speaker 1: you'd rather have more vacation time or a paid race. Yeah.
35:00
Speaker 1: I'm kind of on the fence with this one because
35:02
Speaker 1: I don't take a lot of vacation, which is crazy.
35:05
Speaker 1: If you give me sick days, I'm taking them, every
35:07
Speaker 1: last one, every last one. I don't take a lot
35:10
Speaker 1: of vacation. I really don't. Never tell me. I don't
35:12
Speaker 1: hand them. It ain't an option from me. You got
35:15
Speaker 1: to tell me about a six days in vacation. Yeah.
35:18
Speaker 1: So if you don't say no, no, I'm on. Yeah,
35:20
Speaker 1: I guarantee I'm taking my sick days. No. I guess
35:22
Speaker 1: I would be I get a pay raise, I guess
35:24
Speaker 1: i'd be that that person. Yeah, instead of vacation days.
35:28
Speaker 1: Because I barely rarely take the ones that I have.
35:31
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be a vacation right now? Am I
35:33
Speaker 1: a workaholic? Well? I think your business I want to
35:37
Speaker 1: allow you. I think I think you're I think you're
35:40
Speaker 1: bug buess borderline tips off into stupids. You can't send
35:47
Speaker 1: you and if your bushiness is overrunning you. Yeah, and
35:56
Speaker 1: it tips over into stupidity, because why your ass won't
36:01
Speaker 1: take your vacation. Supposed to be on vacation. Now take
36:05
Speaker 1: it in for it and I put in for it,
36:09
Speaker 1: and I'm here. You can have your days. Let me
36:14
Speaker 1: tell you something, Okay, I totally steve. You can take
36:20
Speaker 1: off from now all of your jobs and we'll just
36:24
Speaker 1: send you the check. Oh yeah, who wouldn't sign up
36:26
Speaker 1: for that? My ass is going, yeah, oh I'm doing that.
36:31
Speaker 1: I'm gone, gone, go Okay, let me ask you this quick.
36:34
Speaker 1: Whatever your salary is. If somebody gave you three years
36:38
Speaker 1: of your salary and gave it to you at one time, yeah,
36:42
Speaker 1: would you quit your job? No? Hell now no, No,
36:46
Speaker 1: I got to be in here and running the bullet
36:48
Speaker 1: move over. I like I like having a purpose. Yeah, yeah,
36:55
Speaker 1: I think that's what I like. Having a purpose. Definitely,
36:57
Speaker 1: I have something. I like it. So, so let me
37:00
Speaker 1: ask you your salary. Yeah, your salary for three years?
37:05
Speaker 1: Would you quit all of your yeah, straight out of here? Yeah,
37:10
Speaker 1: well a little different out here, and would not and
37:15
Speaker 1: not three home and tell Marjorie and she'd be all
37:20
Speaker 1: right with that decision. This is what we're gonna do
37:23
Speaker 1: it well, you can live off of it. Let me
37:27
Speaker 1: tell you what we're gonna do. Now, listen to me.
37:29
Speaker 1: We're gonna slow down. I'm gonna slow down. We're gonna
37:33
Speaker 1: buy a couple of things. We're gonna lock it down.
37:35
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna go back and get another show. All right,
37:41
Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show.
37:46
Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we back. It's time to get it done.
37:49
Speaker 1: It's time to do what your boy came over here
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Speaker 1: to do. He doing way moding that. But you know,
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Speaker 1: for one bit he muscle his way in on hand
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Speaker 1: and put out all this day I'm talking on this.
38:04
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. All right, Hits, we got a fresh one
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Speaker 1: for you today, Steve. I don't think Shirley if it's
38:12
Speaker 1: coming up with the concept of us Sherley. This Charlie
38:15
Speaker 1: Wilson song. Now, his song is blessed. It's about blessed.
38:18
Speaker 1: It's about being thankful for what you got. My song
38:22
Speaker 1: a little different. It's about being stressed. It's a lot
38:28
Speaker 1: of stressful situations out there. You just got out of one,
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Speaker 1: just got out of one. So here we go. This
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Speaker 1: is stress, not blessed. Steve Harvey money show man. I'm
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Speaker 1: just a bundle of bad nerves. Man, I'm shaking all
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Speaker 1: the time. If you give me a glass of milk, man,
38:48
Speaker 1: I give you butter back. That's how much I'm shaking. Man,
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Speaker 1: I don't want it going on. Man standing house all
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Speaker 1: the time. I ain't take pains in mail. No, you
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Speaker 1: don't know if he is scared. Oh, love stress. I
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Speaker 1: don't stand in my yard, ain't away, but I might
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Speaker 1: do Sunday Sturday and by my side, damn might just
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Speaker 1: beat my fighting on the freeway. Raze get for me
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Speaker 1: and the dreams. I don't bother them, my god, love
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Speaker 1: for my place. I'm afraid to be laid Mary not.
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Speaker 1: I might give a better to get by drinking, and
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Speaker 1: I can't get a night. And so we've been looking. Man.
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Speaker 1: You see me cry because I ain't got nothing but
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Speaker 1: better love as me. All I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I put the letter be into word deep rest. I
39:46
Speaker 1: always have a throbbing in my home. My Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, don't ask me all I'm doing. I'm
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Speaker 1: a mess, yes, my side piece. Best to pretendity test.
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Speaker 1: You never see a smile of on my face. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I put the letter D into WordPress. I always have
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Speaker 1: a throbbing in my home. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: don't I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes, my side piece
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Speaker 1: past to pretend you never see a smile up on
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Speaker 1: my face. Yes, I'm honking baby. How we do it,
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Speaker 1: That's how we do it. I'm stressed, stressed, I'm stressed.
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Speaker 1: Is that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep a throbbing
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Speaker 1: in my ship? And it was give me a glass
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Speaker 1: of milk. I'm singing hard. I give you back, but
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Speaker 1: I love it. That was great, Jas, that was good.
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Speaker 1: That's reason what you say. You showed us a positive Yeah,
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Speaker 1: shake it again. I am all right. I'm stressed about that. Wow, Jay,
41:39
Speaker 1: About everything, Steve, I mean, things seem to be going
41:43
Speaker 1: well with you lately. Stressed about anything? Yeah, a good week? Yeah,
41:48
Speaker 1: last week I can understand. But this week, I mean,
41:52
Speaker 1: it's more coming. But you know, oh, it's more coming already.
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Speaker 1: I already know what the mission to Some people live.
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Speaker 1: But I ain't very stressed. I'm sick. Of some mist
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Speaker 1: sick of summer. It is mess. Yes, starting to look
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Speaker 1: like I'm stressed, but all sick it is miss. I
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Speaker 1: wish they would give a life. Praying phone calls coming up. Ye,
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Speaker 1: you're listening to show coming up at the top of
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Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today strawberry letter.
42:35
Speaker 1: We'll get into that, but up next, nephew, Tommy's praying
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Speaker 1: phone call. Nephew, you're calling. Let's go out to you
42:42
Speaker 1: and all the chill leader Mama's out there. What you guy?
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Speaker 1: Bottom of a peer me, let's go up. Let's do it,
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Speaker 1: bottom of appear me hit you? Hello, Hello, hello, hello, yeah,
43:06
Speaker 1: can you hear me? I'm trying to reach Angela angewitter?
43:09
Speaker 1: Hi on just a second, let me count it down. Okay, Hi,
43:14
Speaker 1: how are you trying to reach I'm trying to reach Angela?
43:16
Speaker 1: This is Angela? Oh yeah, this see Hi Angela. This
43:20
Speaker 1: is Chip Chip. I'm the new camp director for the
43:23
Speaker 1: cheerleading camp for the summer. Oh hi, Chimp, what can
43:25
Speaker 1: I do for you? I just wanted to give you
43:27
Speaker 1: a courtesy call. Your daughter. You've got her signed up
43:29
Speaker 1: for four weeks with the camp, right yeah, but Joe, Yeah,
43:34
Speaker 1: this is your guys, third year being a part of
43:36
Speaker 1: the camp. Yep, and she's really excited. She loved coming
43:39
Speaker 1: to the camp and we think it's a great thing
43:41
Speaker 1: for her to be involved in. What's up? Okay, you
43:43
Speaker 1: guys just finished the whole cheerleading season two? Am I right?
43:46
Speaker 1: The competition season? Yes, that's coming off of that, right right, Okay, Well,
43:51
Speaker 1: we're getting ready for the summer. You know, everybody's excited
43:53
Speaker 1: about coming out and being a part of what's going on.
43:55
Speaker 1: So here's what I wanted to give you a little bit.
43:58
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm the new camp director. I was
44:01
Speaker 1: just starting at this job. I got a few notes
44:03
Speaker 1: that um that we're given to me about about so
44:07
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a call and see if
44:09
Speaker 1: I could talk to you about it. A few notes
44:11
Speaker 1: given to you about it, Yeah, just a couple of notes.
44:13
Speaker 1: I don't think it's anything that we can make sure
44:15
Speaker 1: it's okay. What kind of note. Well, it's been brought
44:18
Speaker 1: to my attention that some of the parents whose daughters
44:20
Speaker 1: are out there as well, there's gonna be there this summer.
44:23
Speaker 1: A little concern about her being on top of the
44:27
Speaker 1: pyramid that she's uh is getting a little heavy, should
44:31
Speaker 1: she uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
44:35
Speaker 1: wait wait ho ho ho? You calling me about some
44:39
Speaker 1: some other parents and saying about how big my child
44:43
Speaker 1: is or how much my child? Way is that? What
44:47
Speaker 1: I wanted to let you know was we're gonna put
44:49
Speaker 1: it as a base. Oh no, you ain't gonna put
44:54
Speaker 1: no base. I don't already pay my money. And what
44:56
Speaker 1: you say? Your name is Chip? And um, how long
44:59
Speaker 1: have you you've been the director? Because I was just
45:01
Speaker 1: up there two weeks ago and they told me that
45:03
Speaker 1: she was gonna be the same position that she was
45:07
Speaker 1: last year, because that is what worked, that's the formation
45:09
Speaker 1: that worked. So I don't even know what you supposedly
45:12
Speaker 1: that some of the girls are complaining that she's too
45:14
Speaker 1: heavy to hold up. So that's what it seems to
45:16
Speaker 1: be the problem in there. They're not getting a strong
45:18
Speaker 1: enough pier men. And I'm wait a minute, wait, wait
45:22
Speaker 1: a minute. I know, well she ain't the biggest one.
45:24
Speaker 1: I felt, have you been myself? My child is not
45:27
Speaker 1: the biggest child lot there when it because I would
45:30
Speaker 1: see you, I've not seen these Chileys and if some
45:32
Speaker 1: baby so most I felt, okay, hang on a second, Angela,
45:35
Speaker 1: I want you to calm down a bit now. Aint
45:37
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna calm down because I'd not already paid my money,
45:39
Speaker 1: and that I'll be talking about what parents? What Harrison said?
45:43
Speaker 1: Something is it? Uh? Is it carries? Man? I'm not.
45:46
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna state who it is, but let's just
45:48
Speaker 1: say it was several Harris has got something to say
45:52
Speaker 1: about my child and her position on the chimleying squad.
45:55
Speaker 1: Because if you ain't going to fuck up no names,
45:57
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna tell what you're calling me about. I'll
45:59
Speaker 1: tell you one thing. When she get out there, I
46:02
Speaker 1: didn't pay my money. She'd better not be on no base.
46:05
Speaker 1: She better be in the hour. I guarantee you that, right. Nah,
46:08
Speaker 1: I've been hanging with these seer and I ain't nobody
46:11
Speaker 1: said nothing to me about in my way and all that. Okay, Angela,
46:15
Speaker 1: can you hear me? I just wanted you to hear
46:17
Speaker 1: me clearly. I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once
46:20
Speaker 1: I see them, I will critique what I think. You
46:23
Speaker 1: don't even need to be calling me because you ain't
46:24
Speaker 1: even seen nothing. So you calling me with him? He
46:26
Speaker 1: says she's from some other parents. That's been skinny and
46:29
Speaker 1: gritted in my face, and they now wanted you been
46:32
Speaker 1: nothing to me. They have been in my house. We
46:34
Speaker 1: didn't have parties, always have to competition every weekend, every
46:37
Speaker 1: other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me about
46:39
Speaker 1: my baby. I tell you what, why don't you call
46:42
Speaker 1: your girls on the three way? Miss the chip? If
46:45
Speaker 1: you can't call him on the three I got them, No,
46:48
Speaker 1: I call him on the three way. Okay, okay man.
46:51
Speaker 1: All I wanted to do is make you aware of
46:53
Speaker 1: the possibility that she may be about. Thank you you
46:57
Speaker 1: have made me aware. And I guarantee you that if
46:59
Speaker 1: I bring my yell up there and come to the practice,
47:01
Speaker 1: I guarantee you she won't being up face. How much
47:03
Speaker 1: you want to bet on that, mister chill, Look you're
47:06
Speaker 1: gonna quit holler. I mean, I told you I would
47:08
Speaker 1: try to take a look at these struff. But I'll
47:10
Speaker 1: tell you what your thought is gonna be a face
47:12
Speaker 1: or she's gonna be a back support, whichever I decide.
47:15
Speaker 1: She's started to do. Who enough do you think you're
47:18
Speaker 1: holly that? Mister chill, No, that's not how it's gonna
47:23
Speaker 1: go down. As a matter of fact. As a matter
47:24
Speaker 1: of fact, mister Chip, are you at the registration table
47:27
Speaker 1: two days? I'm here now while people are registering your
47:30
Speaker 1: sorry that maternus around. I'll tell you what. I'm on
47:33
Speaker 1: my way up there. Why don't you and the Paris
47:36
Speaker 1: that's been complaining, Why don't all y'all come to the
47:39
Speaker 1: table and we're gonna have come to Jesus meeting about
47:42
Speaker 1: whether it's gonna be but this coming up season because
47:45
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tolerate this. I've been told you,
47:47
Speaker 1: I've ben't paid my money and this high is going down?
47:50
Speaker 1: Game weight? What what is it that your weather game?
47:53
Speaker 1: Wait or not? What does that have to do with
47:55
Speaker 1: her chip meeting? Do you agree that probably bigger than
47:59
Speaker 1: most of the girls on the team, is not bigger
48:01
Speaker 1: than most of the girls on the team. Uh Momi.
48:03
Speaker 1: Daughter's visited and she wantn't no banks land ship. They
48:07
Speaker 1: hiked up up some you don't get up to We
48:09
Speaker 1: all just gonna be big and plumped up in the
48:11
Speaker 1: air and am turning the round and I'm here to
48:13
Speaker 1: tell you the tray table let it be before you
48:18
Speaker 1: get here. There's something else I need to tell you.
48:20
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna tell me something. All you gotta do is, man,
48:23
Speaker 1: have you and the pairs around that table when I
48:25
Speaker 1: get there, because I'm on my way up there right now,
48:28
Speaker 1: then y'all can say all y'all gotta say in my
48:30
Speaker 1: face before you get it. I just want to let
48:33
Speaker 1: you know, man, what this is? Nephew timing from the sea.
48:38
Speaker 1: Who this is on this phone? Wait? Wait, hollo hollo ho.
48:43
Speaker 1: What did you just say? This is a nephew timing
48:46
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning shown be God, Oh lord, Rochelle,
48:58
Speaker 1: there's another pair named Rochelle's throw for y'all. Are good
49:01
Speaker 1: friends out there? Oh? She got so? She want to
49:03
Speaker 1: break out? Right, we're gonna see the season start, start
49:07
Speaker 1: the uniform. She'll be able to perform when we looking
49:10
Speaker 1: for her. How am I want to break out? Oh? Man, hey,
49:14
Speaker 1: let me ask some baby. What is the fattest, I mean,
49:17
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lag Love other than
49:22
Speaker 1: the show carling your little girl at the at the
49:25
Speaker 1: top of the pier mid though ain't not anymore. She's tall,
49:29
Speaker 1: she's a she's a backspot, she's a bass. Okay, yeah,
49:32
Speaker 1: so she would be the one holding up the flyer
49:35
Speaker 1: and that's the person that everybody don't want to drop
49:37
Speaker 1: their baby. Yeah, but they need to watch the weight. Yeah,
49:42
Speaker 1: right right, somebody got to be the base. Yeah, somebody
49:48
Speaker 1: got to be the fly. Yeah. Now your baby can't
49:50
Speaker 1: be the fly. Yeah, yeah, we ain't got nobody want
49:54
Speaker 1: to be the base. Want to be the base because
49:56
Speaker 1: she's the tallest, she was one of the yah. But
49:58
Speaker 1: if your baby won't fit, Yeah, that baby needs to bottom. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: your baby need to be on the bat. Yeah, your
50:03
Speaker 1: baby on the bottom, because when you throw it, then
50:05
Speaker 1: you throw the big baby up. The other little kids
50:07
Speaker 1: clear out anybody, anybody, anybody, everybody trick out if you
50:14
Speaker 1: just come down and splay, Yeah, the first thing they
50:21
Speaker 1: to have. So they're coming right back that problem. But
50:29
Speaker 1: I just seen some girls get dropped. That is not
50:31
Speaker 1: a good look. If you big hurt, Yeah, they can
50:35
Speaker 1: get hurt like that, you know. You know, look, look,
50:38
Speaker 1: look we can take that approach to it, but let's
50:40
Speaker 1: just don't stay on it where it is. If your
50:43
Speaker 1: baby big, ain't nobody tossing it, Ye were tossing big.
50:47
Speaker 1: We can't get up. If you thick, you ain't posed
50:50
Speaker 1: to be you know, if you big boned it. You're
50:56
Speaker 1: not the one that's gonna get taught. We want that
50:58
Speaker 1: little light ass backing and balls pass up there, she'd
51:03
Speaker 1: come back down. One of us can catch her. We
51:06
Speaker 1: really don't care about your baby getting mad. Yeah, down,
51:11
Speaker 1: But she wanted her turn to fly. Yeah, your big
51:14
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Speaker 1: We want to be on top. Yeah, I wanted me
51:21
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51:26
Speaker 1: happened to Tasha, and this big girl was mad because
51:28
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51:31
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51:35
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51:38
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51:43
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51:49
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Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, subject you did? What where all right?
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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I met the love of my life.
52:23
Speaker 1: This beautiful woman was so perfect I could not believe
52:27
Speaker 1: she was still single. Well after dating her for six months,
52:30
Speaker 1: I figured out exactly why she is not married. She
52:35
Speaker 1: has a bizarre, nasty habit. It all started to go
52:39
Speaker 1: downhill when I took her around my friends for the
52:41
Speaker 1: first time. We went to a house party and had
52:44
Speaker 1: a good time eating and drinking. The next day, my
52:48
Speaker 1: friend called me upset because someone had relieved themselves in
52:53
Speaker 1: his bathroom drawer. What to put it politely, It was
52:59
Speaker 1: not arn what he thought. Someone had had too much
53:04
Speaker 1: to drink and made a mistake. Two months later, my
53:08
Speaker 1: lady and I went to play cards had another friend's home.
53:11
Speaker 1: The next day, my buddy called me and was very
53:14
Speaker 1: upset because someone had relieved themselves in his son's closet.
53:20
Speaker 1: It's odd to me that it's happened twice, but I
53:23
Speaker 1: don't dwell on it. A week later, my lady and
53:26
Speaker 1: I went to my brother's house for a cookout. The
53:29
Speaker 1: next day same thing, my brother called me and said
53:33
Speaker 1: he had discovered a mess on the back seat of
53:36
Speaker 1: his suv. Now there have been three incidents and it's
53:41
Speaker 1: starting to get really weird. So I mentioned it to
53:45
Speaker 1: my girl. I told her that everywhere we had been,
53:49
Speaker 1: someone had left a surprise for the homeowner each time.
53:53
Speaker 1: Her response blew my mind. She shamefully admitted that it
53:58
Speaker 1: was her all three times. She said she can't help it.
54:01
Speaker 1: She likes to relieve herself in odd places when she
54:04
Speaker 1: goes out. She said she tried therapy for many years,
54:08
Speaker 1: but nothing has worked. I consulted a psychiatrist on my
54:13
Speaker 1: own and he said that the problem is very common
54:16
Speaker 1: and that I should stay with her and support her.
54:20
Speaker 1: I was going to marry this woman, but now I'm
54:23
Speaker 1: thinking that marriage would not be a good idea. What's
54:26
Speaker 1: your advice? Should I throw in the towel now or
54:29
Speaker 1: stay with her and help her through this? All? Right?
54:33
Speaker 1: My ample is going to be very short and very simple. Money.
54:38
Speaker 1: Run as fast as you can. This is not a
54:41
Speaker 1: good look. Run. Something medically is wrong with her, mentally
54:45
Speaker 1: is wrong with her. Therapy didn't help her. Uh. I
54:49
Speaker 1: don't think anything can be helped by this situation. This
54:51
Speaker 1: is crazy and nasty. Steve, Run, I say, run, Steve. Oh,
55:00
Speaker 1: this is what I specialize. And this is why I'm
55:03
Speaker 1: a proponent of who I go to school when you
55:06
Speaker 1: could do coming see, education will get in the way
55:10
Speaker 1: of what I'm about to say, school and and and
55:14
Speaker 1: proper technique and discussing what could have gone wrong in
55:19
Speaker 1: her childhood? How normal? This is a behavior? Clinically what
55:24
Speaker 1: this is called, well, there is no clinical name for this.
55:30
Speaker 1: Let's call this what it is. This is just yeah, yeah,
55:36
Speaker 1: come on board, come on? What is it again? They
55:41
Speaker 1: can't believe I said, just bleep it cat all this
55:48
Speaker 1: is and you can't call this listen to me. This
55:51
Speaker 1: is shout out. You just running around just ever you
55:58
Speaker 1: want to now when we come back, we want to
56:06
Speaker 1: give a different name to her. We don't call it
56:10
Speaker 1: sugar honey, iced tea. But what really is it? Right now?
56:15
Speaker 1: We all know you just rush, We'll be right back.
56:26
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, let's recap
56:31
Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. Uh and get to your impart. Let
56:34
Speaker 1: me explain so too. You met his beautiful woman. You
56:37
Speaker 1: can't believe she's still single, but then you found out
56:40
Speaker 1: why she's still single, because she got a disgusting habit.
56:44
Speaker 1: She likes to relieve herself in odd places. She went
56:48
Speaker 1: on your friends tossed. She the sugar hounded iced tea
56:52
Speaker 1: in the drawer in the bathroom. Then she went over
56:55
Speaker 1: your brother's house. Shut her fucking ass up in the
56:58
Speaker 1: best seat of this issue and sugar hunting iced tea.
57:02
Speaker 1: But it's right here. It's a nasty call. This. Now
57:07
Speaker 1: you can marry her. If you want to Sugar to
57:10
Speaker 1: be walking around discovering stuff, you go one day, open
57:15
Speaker 1: up your laptop, be damn the hell sugar on the
57:21
Speaker 1: iced tea on this damn keyboard. You know who it is.
57:25
Speaker 1: It's huh. That's why her finding her ain't got nobody,
57:29
Speaker 1: because ain't nobody solving it. You're gonna be sending her
57:31
Speaker 1: here putting on your coat one day, stick your hand
57:34
Speaker 1: in your pocket, go in the hell sugar iced tea
57:39
Speaker 1: and jacket pocket. You nasty. You can't staming nobody like this, man.
57:46
Speaker 1: I got the training for this up in here, y'all
57:50
Speaker 1: in the y'all in the living room, having a good time.
57:53
Speaker 1: You go over at the start of fire. I didn't
57:55
Speaker 1: heed logs it was damn fire. You're the sugar on
58:01
Speaker 1: the iced teeth in the fireplace. Everywhere, just it's just everywhere.
58:07
Speaker 1: You're going down in the basement. You're gonna wash a
58:09
Speaker 1: load of clothes. You open up the leg teeth in
58:16
Speaker 1: the damn washing machine. You're sitting up in here. You're
58:21
Speaker 1: going the bathroom. You ain't paying no attitchen. You use
58:24
Speaker 1: the bathroom where you're supposed to use it. You flushed
58:28
Speaker 1: the toilet like you post to. You get up and
58:31
Speaker 1: go to the sink to wash your hands. And this
58:34
Speaker 1: he fun sugar on the iced tea in the damn sink.
58:40
Speaker 1: You're sitting up in here. You got company coming over.
58:44
Speaker 1: Everybody that got hungry wanted the little kids say, can
58:48
Speaker 1: I handsome silk? You go up down over up the
58:51
Speaker 1: camera to get a ball down. You pull the ball down.
58:54
Speaker 1: This hell fu shgar on the iced tea and your
58:58
Speaker 1: baby sil ball. This is why she can't stay with nobody.
59:05
Speaker 1: You outside, couldn't the gray You just run all of
59:08
Speaker 1: a sudden, you stopping go. We ain't got no dog
59:16
Speaker 1: when he came out and in the yard. What you've
59:25
Speaker 1: got to run, Shelley said, run. You can't stay with
59:29
Speaker 1: a person like this because it's gonna keep popping up interesting.
59:37
Speaker 1: He enjoys doing, but she don't. Nobody enjoy finding it
59:43
Speaker 1: what you like to do. I don't give a damn
59:46
Speaker 1: how much I love you, and I don't care how
59:48
Speaker 1: I find you are what I'm not gonna be doing.
59:51
Speaker 1: This is where you draw the line's gold to remindro
59:55
Speaker 1: trying to get dressed for work and I'm looking for
59:58
Speaker 1: a tie and you can through. Oh my god, this
1:00:06
Speaker 1: don't make no damn sense. I'm sitting up in here.
1:00:10
Speaker 1: I'm outside. It's a bobby que I got friends over.
1:00:14
Speaker 1: I'm finn the start of five. I gonna get everything
1:00:17
Speaker 1: I set up sugar in the damn chop coat. Can not, man,
1:00:32
Speaker 1: you cannot marry this girl. She already has said she's
1:00:37
Speaker 1: gone to therapy and it does not help. Now you
1:00:44
Speaker 1: probably did it in the doctor's office. What's the name
1:00:49
Speaker 1: of that therapy? Can't you? Can't you getting married and
1:00:53
Speaker 1: say I do? And then I write them this is
1:00:56
Speaker 1: just can you give me? This is the best on this.
1:01:02
Speaker 1: This is one word, so listen to me. This is
1:01:05
Speaker 1: not profanity. This is one word. Okay. The clinical term
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Speaker 1: for this is shy to write us. S h i
1:01:17
Speaker 1: t e r i z u s. It's called shine
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Speaker 1: to riots. Now if you heard you not gonna be
1:01:27
Speaker 1: a pronounced that way, which is the way I prefer,
1:01:30
Speaker 1: but it is s h I shy t e r
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Speaker 1: tern r i z u s. It's called shot of
1:01:42
Speaker 1: riots man. And that's where she has. There is no
1:01:46
Speaker 1: cure for give me, give me some Give me two. John,
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Speaker 1: you're sitting up in here thanksgiving us over. Not this
1:02:00
Speaker 1: produce a lot of thanksgiving us over. You wake up
1:02:03
Speaker 1: the next day, you humerigerating degree. You hold up the
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Speaker 1: top and oh damn, I love it. He set up
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Speaker 1: here and sugar Horney. Everybody go, hey, Hortey, thankfully it
1:02:26
Speaker 1: is time to go. I know you enjoyed that. Thank
1:02:31
Speaker 1: you for allowing me to shine. That is my thank you.
1:02:37
Speaker 1: I see. We gotta go. Email us or instagram us
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Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my girl, Shirley.
1:02:43
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time
1:02:47
Speaker 1: for something funny, of course, and we're gonna go. Junior.
1:02:51
Speaker 1: You're up first. Truth be told, cold truth be told.
1:02:56
Speaker 1: I can't help you, but take phone call. I got
1:02:59
Speaker 1: this you know I love I love Pete pep on
1:03:03
Speaker 1: old neighborhood being going to the doctor. Got some bad news.
1:03:07
Speaker 1: But I've got the person to call. When you get
1:03:09
Speaker 1: some bad news, you get me bad news. I get
1:03:11
Speaker 1: you right off of me, right back on to you.
1:03:14
Speaker 1: That's what I do. I can't bad dude dog Tommy,
1:03:17
Speaker 1: Pete caring man. He's like man dog got a bad heart.
1:03:22
Speaker 1: He say, doctor say, I'm gonna have to have a
1:03:24
Speaker 1: heart transplant. Right then, I said, hey, Pete, breathe slowly. Hey, hey,
1:03:33
Speaker 1: you got this face foot bad heart. We can't upset
1:03:36
Speaker 1: you no kind of way. Your heart not good right now,
1:03:39
Speaker 1: so you need take your time making last as long
1:03:41
Speaker 1: as you can't. Just breathe slow. You got a bad
1:03:43
Speaker 1: he got a big where. Yeah, look at ain't got
1:03:49
Speaker 1: to be taking a step. I gave some huh having
1:03:57
Speaker 1: big lives? Can I kill you? We didn't ain't get
1:04:00
Speaker 1: that far, whether he's that or nothing. We didn't make
1:04:03
Speaker 1: it that far. But I understand bad heart and hard
1:04:07
Speaker 1: tram fact. Because I think you won't mind right now.
1:04:11
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know it's a matter
1:04:13
Speaker 1: of fact. Pet You don't find nothing else funny because
1:04:16
Speaker 1: if you get rapped up, you're taking time off that heart.
1:04:20
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, the next relationship you get
1:04:22
Speaker 1: into got to work because you can't afford no heart ache.
1:04:26
Speaker 1: You cain't. You can't have none of that. Matter of fact.
1:04:29
Speaker 1: Beat When you go to sleep, sleep light because of
1:04:34
Speaker 1: deep sleep might be too much work on that hole.
1:04:37
Speaker 1: I just won't you understand. I understand where you're coming from.
1:04:41
Speaker 1: I just ain't one to help you. Got a bad hole. No,
1:04:46
Speaker 1: you got a bad heart. Ain't my fault. No, I
1:04:49
Speaker 1: can't help you. Got on it off the line with no.
1:04:54
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. Pet Have you seen a
1:04:58
Speaker 1: doctor if you knew what pe I can't raise his
1:05:00
Speaker 1: heart rate. Don't even read your bill. You can't get
1:05:06
Speaker 1: wrapped up, no kind of are you on any medication?
1:05:11
Speaker 1: None of that came from mind. No, sure you can't
1:05:14
Speaker 1: have this. That's all I thought about. If you knew
1:05:16
Speaker 1: what Pete did to get the bad he was calling
1:05:18
Speaker 1: you in the first place, that's what he's looking far hard.
1:05:21
Speaker 1: Yea ten man. All people doing a lot of bad things.
1:05:31
Speaker 1: And now you talk about dog man. They talk behind
1:05:33
Speaker 1: new hearty breeze slope. Breeze slope now you ain't getting
1:05:38
Speaker 1: it over here, hate you in your life? Truth be told.
1:05:42
Speaker 1: You're listening. Show all right, it's time for comedy. Roulette jake,
1:05:51
Speaker 1: now quickly. It's very similar. Yeah, you guys test our
1:05:53
Speaker 1: ability to be comedians. Give us five subjects. Anything you want.
1:05:58
Speaker 1: Let the wheel stop. We put it on roulette wheel.
1:06:00
Speaker 1: Wherever you stop, we do a couple of minutes on.
1:06:02
Speaker 1: That's how good we are, all right, that's how good
1:06:04
Speaker 1: we are. All right, all right, we'll see about that.
1:06:06
Speaker 1: We have five topics for you, all right. Number one
1:06:09
Speaker 1: the movies, Yeah, alright, you got this one, No Steve.
1:06:21
Speaker 1: Number two being dumped, all right, that's on the wheel.
1:06:24
Speaker 1: Number three, bad wedding, been there, I got that one.
1:06:29
Speaker 1: Number four, bad grades. Number five when to shut up?
1:06:32
Speaker 1: Cat spend the wheel? Bad grades? Come on up last week.
1:06:42
Speaker 1: I like movies. Steve, whoa Okay, okay, that's a good one. Okay,
1:06:54
Speaker 1: way to shut up? When to shut up? Tell you
1:06:58
Speaker 1: when you shut up. The minute you look in your
1:07:00
Speaker 1: redume mirror and you see that blue light, it is time.
1:07:06
Speaker 1: I don't time for you to shut up. You make
1:07:09
Speaker 1: an announcement of everybody in the damn carr to shut
1:07:13
Speaker 1: the hell, all right. We doesn't think that there's gonna
1:07:16
Speaker 1: be one person talking, all right, and the sober is
1:07:21
Speaker 1: one if they gotta lean from the back and talk.
1:07:24
Speaker 1: The rest have been told to shut the hell of
1:07:29
Speaker 1: In that same lane, yes, the same lange in the neighborhood,
1:07:33
Speaker 1: when you see somebody running from the law, when the
1:07:37
Speaker 1: low look at us, we don't know nothing. I had
1:07:41
Speaker 1: one fring on points he went that way? What did
1:07:44
Speaker 1: you telling them? Down already? Know up now you're sitting
1:07:49
Speaker 1: the laws the same way down with you could have
1:07:51
Speaker 1: pointed the other way. That way he seeing us? Who
1:07:54
Speaker 1: you think he looking? Fuck? You didn't see nothing. Shut
1:07:57
Speaker 1: the hell up, you got it? Zip it. Well, I'm
1:08:02
Speaker 1: gonna going another route. Let me just do two quick ones. Fellas.
1:08:10
Speaker 1: You know it's time to shut up when you're feeling
1:08:14
Speaker 1: guilty and you want to confess that dog, I don't
1:08:22
Speaker 1: know what this moment you have, man, pardon, We're not
1:08:26
Speaker 1: going in there to do that. When my first marriage,
1:08:33
Speaker 1: I went out one night, me and my pardner, you know,
1:08:37
Speaker 1: and you know I just told told max wife I
1:08:39
Speaker 1: was going out right, I'm over at the house. A
1:08:43
Speaker 1: couple of days later, my pardner, Reggie I went to
1:08:45
Speaker 1: club with This is what he said. Hey, man, tell
1:08:51
Speaker 1: your wife about the club we went. You're looking at
1:08:57
Speaker 1: it like what I just just something. You just go
1:09:06
Speaker 1: what what are you talking about? The wrong with you?
1:09:10
Speaker 1: My wife about the club too. You don't never shut up. Never.
1:09:22
Speaker 1: I'll tell you another time to shut up. And it's
1:09:25
Speaker 1: a trick too when your mama say say something. But
1:09:32
Speaker 1: then did you hear me? What were I'm supposed to do?
1:09:35
Speaker 1: I'm gonna answer, y'all just supposed to be quiet. I'm
1:09:38
Speaker 1: just gonna take my chist. He take something. Say something up.
1:09:44
Speaker 1: You got one. You got one time to go. When
1:09:47
Speaker 1: you on the phone with a woman and you hear
1:09:50
Speaker 1: her husband say, who the hell are you talking to? Man,
1:09:55
Speaker 1: you better shut your mind. Hang just shut up. I'm
1:10:08
Speaker 1: not doing you as as as far as my mama.
1:10:13
Speaker 1: When my mom will say, I guess I'm lyingding shut up?
1:10:17
Speaker 1: Shut up? Got shut up? All right? All right, you
1:10:21
Speaker 1: guys again, away that we do. All right, we'll be
1:10:25
Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
1:10:28
Speaker 1: after you're listening to show. All right, guys, hate to
1:10:35
Speaker 1: talk about this, but it's peak hurricane season. Um, yeah,
1:10:40
Speaker 1: we gotta be prepared. We have a lot of listeners
1:10:43
Speaker 1: in Florida, the Carolina's the northeast. Carla, you've been through
1:10:48
Speaker 1: a couple of hurricanes. Uh, so any reminders. Yeah, I've
1:10:51
Speaker 1: been through the big ones. Huh Katrina Harvey. Yeah, you
1:10:55
Speaker 1: know what I think. What happens with hurricane season people
1:10:58
Speaker 1: you get too busy watching them at the channel and
1:11:00
Speaker 1: the predictions and what's where is it gonna go. You've
1:11:04
Speaker 1: been through this before, so you're worried about what category
1:11:07
Speaker 1: it is. Here's the thing. Be ready. Just get you
1:11:10
Speaker 1: a week's worth of food, water, medicine, keep cash on hand,
1:11:14
Speaker 1: fill up your gas tank. You can listen to this
1:11:17
Speaker 1: radio station for updates. Yes, you gotta listen to the
1:11:20
Speaker 1: local city officials when they say evacuate, move, when they
1:11:24
Speaker 1: tell you to leave. There's no hurricane. Men, always is that.
1:11:28
Speaker 1: They don't surprise you. That's not a tornado, it's not
1:11:30
Speaker 1: an earthquake. You know they're coming. You need to listen
1:11:33
Speaker 1: to the officials and evacuate and be safe. Yeah, if
1:11:36
Speaker 1: you can afford it, get a generator. I'm talking about
1:11:39
Speaker 1: they got some some you know some generator that man,
1:11:44
Speaker 1: keep your refrigerator going, keep a few lights on. You're
1:11:47
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna be all right, and you know what,
1:11:49
Speaker 1: get you some propane because the only way you can
1:11:51
Speaker 1: cook might be the barbecue. All Right, we'll have more
1:11:54
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
1:11:57
Speaker 1: listening to the String Show. All right, Charlie back, It's
1:12:01
Speaker 1: time to get it done. It's time to do what
1:12:04
Speaker 1: your boy came over here to do. He doing way
1:12:06
Speaker 1: moding that. But you know bought me here for one bit.
1:12:11
Speaker 1: He had muscled his way in onhead put out all
1:12:16
Speaker 1: this day. I'm talking on this. I'm sorry. Alright, hits,
1:12:23
Speaker 1: we got a fresh one for you today, Steve. I
1:12:25
Speaker 1: want to think Shirley if it's coming up with the
1:12:27
Speaker 1: concept of us Sheley, it's Charlie Wilson song. Now. His
1:12:30
Speaker 1: song is Blessed. It's about blessed. It's about being thankful
1:12:34
Speaker 1: for what you got. My song a little different. It's
1:12:38
Speaker 1: about being stressed. There's a lot of stressful situations out there.
1:12:46
Speaker 1: You just got out of one, just got out of one.
1:12:48
Speaker 1: So here we go, stress, not blessed. Steve Harvey money
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Speaker 1: show man. I'm just a bundle of bad Nerve Man.
1:12:59
Speaker 1: I'm shaking all the time. If you give me a
1:13:02
Speaker 1: glass of milk, man, I give you butter back. That's
1:13:05
Speaker 1: how much I'm shaking. Man, I don't want to go nowhere,
1:13:07
Speaker 1: and I'm standing house all the time. I ain't take
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Speaker 1: pains in mail. No, you don't know the people's scary,
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Speaker 1: Oh love, I don't stand in the yard. Ain't away,
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Speaker 1: but I might do Sunday slaying by my side, Damn
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Speaker 1: might just keep my fighting on the freeway razy for
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Speaker 1: me and the scream. I don't bother them, my god,
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Speaker 1: I'm love for my place. I'm afraid to be laid mary. No,
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Speaker 1: I might give a better to get by drinking, and
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Speaker 1: I can't get a night night. So we've been looking back.
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Speaker 1: You see me cry because I ain't got nothing but
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Speaker 1: better love as me. All I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I put the letter D in the world deep press.
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Speaker 1: I always have a throbbing in my hole. Yes I'm stressed.
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Speaker 1: Yes I'm stressed. Yes, don't let's now I'm doing. I'm
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Speaker 1: a mess. Yes, my side bees past to pretend you
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Speaker 1: never see a smile up on my face. Yes I'm stressed,
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Speaker 1: Yes I'm stressed. Yes I'm doing I'm stressed. Yes, I
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Speaker 1: put the letter D into deep press. I always have
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Speaker 1: a throbbing in my hole. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
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Speaker 1: don't let's now I'm doing I'm a mess. Yes, my
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Speaker 1: side bees past to pretendy jest. You never see a
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Speaker 1: smile up on my face. Yes, I'm howking baby, So
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Speaker 1: how we do it? That's how we do it. I'm stressed, stress,
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Speaker 1: I'm stressed that a car wreck car c I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: keep a throbbing in my ches. All right, coming up,
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Speaker 1: it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want
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Speaker 1: to miss it. At forty nine after the hour you're
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Speaker 1: listening to. All right, here we are Steve, last break
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Speaker 1: of the day. It's been a good day. We love
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Speaker 1: having you, Steve. So you can give us some closing remarks,
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Speaker 1: some words today. Oftentimes my best closing remarks remarks that
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Speaker 1: are reflective of something that I'm going through, have been
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Speaker 1: through or experienced, and so today is going to be
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Speaker 1: in that vein. I want to talk to you all
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Speaker 1: today about faith. Faith, the purest definition of faith to me,
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Speaker 1: this is to me now, I don't know how all
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Speaker 1: the people view faith. I'm just talking about the purest
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Speaker 1: definition of faith to me is simply this, faith is
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Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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Speaker 1: faith really means to me. Faith is the belief in
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Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. That categorizes faith for me,
1:16:22
Speaker 1: That exemplifies faith for me, that expresses faith for me,
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Speaker 1: that somehow, over the years, I have managed to understand
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Speaker 1: that faith is in the belief in things that you
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Speaker 1: cannot see. So when situations beset me, when circumstances run
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Speaker 1: up into me, when I find myself in something that
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Speaker 1: I have no control over, that circumstance, just set thyself
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Speaker 1: right in front of my door, and then all of
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Speaker 1: a sudden, I get to fall calls, hey man, you
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Speaker 1: all right, hey man, hanging now? Man. So sad to
1:17:06
Speaker 1: hear the news. You know, I had a slew it
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Speaker 1: that this week because of some article that came out
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Speaker 1: about the show Friends from Cleveland. And I appreciate it all.
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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you something that I'm drawing on.
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Speaker 1: I'm drawing on this thing called faith. I'm drawing on
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Speaker 1: some words that my mother told me when she was young.
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Speaker 1: When I was young, my mama was a Sunday school
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Speaker 1: teacher for forty years. She always taught me that I
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Speaker 1: don't believe God brought me this far to leave me.
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Speaker 1: There is no way that God got me to this
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Speaker 1: place to leave me. See where faith comes in. I
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Speaker 1: firmly believe that when one door closes, God has another
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Speaker 1: one to open up. See. I never stand in the
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Speaker 1: doorway that's closing in my face and keep knocking on
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Speaker 1: that door. Y'all need to open this door back up.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stand there and try to force my
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Speaker 1: way back in the door. I'm gonna take care of
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Speaker 1: my business. Of course, faith with our works is dead.
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Speaker 1: But I do not get crippled and crumbled over the
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Speaker 1: predictions or the thoughts of somebody else. Somebody come to
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Speaker 1: me and tell me what they're gonna do to me.
1:18:28
Speaker 1: How many times have you had somebody come to you
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Speaker 1: and tell you what they was gonna do to you?
1:18:35
Speaker 1: How many times have you had a boss confront you
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Speaker 1: and tell you what they was gonna do to you?
1:18:41
Speaker 1: And they say it with the full intent of shaking
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Speaker 1: you up? And sometimes it work, don't it? You go
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Speaker 1: home and you shake it. Let me offer you something
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Speaker 1: stop shaking. Don't worry. Don't be dismayed that there is
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Speaker 1: no way God brought you this far to leave. See,
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Speaker 1: the people is talking about taking stuff from you. They
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Speaker 1: didn't give it to you in the first place. What
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Speaker 1: they don't know that your steps was ordered by God.
1:19:11
Speaker 1: What they don't know that God positioned you right where
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Speaker 1: he wanted you to be at a particular time. They
1:19:17
Speaker 1: had no choice that to put you into position because
1:19:21
Speaker 1: God had ordered his soul. So when they come along
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Speaker 1: and they start talking about taking you out of position,
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Speaker 1: what you're worried about that fault? You don't think. You
1:19:34
Speaker 1: don't think that you have an option here. You don't
1:19:38
Speaker 1: think that the God you served that put you where
1:19:40
Speaker 1: he wanted you to be placed. You don't think he
1:19:43
Speaker 1: see all of this. I do. I think he sees me.
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Speaker 1: I think he places me right where he wanted me
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Speaker 1: to be placed. I think he has people saying things
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Speaker 1: about me so I can hear it. I think he's
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Speaker 1: allowing people to think that they're making decisions because they
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Speaker 1: want to. I believe that they don't know that God
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Speaker 1: is always working on my behalf, behind the scenes, always.
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Speaker 1: Why Because I believe and I trusted him, That's why
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Speaker 1: he always working on my behalf. That is no, I'm
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Speaker 1: not an evil person. I'm not an unrighteous person. I'm
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Speaker 1: really a good person. I'm flawed, but I'm a good person.
1:20:27
Speaker 1: I don't set out to hurt nobody. I ain't trying
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Speaker 1: to step on nobody. So when somebody bring me some
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Speaker 1: disparaging news about what they're gonna do to me, in
1:20:37
Speaker 1: the words of Bishop T. D. Jakes, you got to
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Speaker 1: be careful how you handle me. Be very careful how
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Speaker 1: you handle me. Because I happen to be a child
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Speaker 1: of the Most High. What He's done for me in
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Speaker 1: the past he or can continue to do for me
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Speaker 1: in the future. I have no fear of what you
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Speaker 1: claiming that you will do to me, because God didn't
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Speaker 1: bring me this to leave me that I'm certain. Though.
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Speaker 1: Faith is to belief in things that you cannot see.
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Speaker 1: And even though I can't see what He's doing right now,
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Speaker 1: I bet he's doing something. I'm excited about the future
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Speaker 1: of what God got for me. Those are my closing
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Speaker 1: yourself a good week. I am right, faith, baby dropped it?
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Speaker 1: Did you drop the micro drop yourself? What did you do?
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Speaker 1: All right? Thank you everyone, We love you, Bye bye
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