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Steve and Jay May Day - 05.18.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know. Y'all back all,
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  Speaker 1: suit all looking back to back down, giving them both
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things and it's cub y'all
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good to tea. Steve Hay listening to other
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  Speaker 1: for Stu barn Moby, why don't you joy yeah by
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  Speaker 1: joining me? Honey said you gotta use that turn out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you run, you gotta turn to turn the love
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  Speaker 1: turn to love. You got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn want of comfy? Come on your things? Got it?
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  Speaker 1: I shall well a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, I got a radio show. Somebody sent me
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  Speaker 1: an email one day that, you know, kind of a
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  Speaker 1: nasty little email, you know, I think I said it
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  Speaker 1: wants to before Steve Harvey trying to be a preacher. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so far from being a preacher. Man. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you. But what I am trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is share information. I understand how haters work, and I
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  Speaker 1: understand how the devil works. Believe me, I do you
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  Speaker 1: know sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me at the
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  Speaker 1: level and the angles of attack they use, you know which,
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  Speaker 1: I go, Wow, man, I didn't I didn't see that one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that was pretty slick. I got I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: her credit on that. We try to get me, But
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  Speaker 1: every time you try to get me, I get saved.
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  Speaker 1: I get saved every time, man, because because God got me,
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  Speaker 1: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
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  Speaker 1: mom used to always say as Sunday school teacher. Never
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  Speaker 1: really understood it, but you know when I was growing
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  Speaker 1: up as a kid, but I got it. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: got some angels around me. And angels come into form
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  Speaker 1: sometimes with people, people who pull your coat to this,
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  Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveals some information to
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  Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
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  Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
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  Speaker 1: people wonder, what if you were God? Why he letting
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  Speaker 1: people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See,
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  Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil,
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  Speaker 1: and if you succumb to good, that's what you become.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do. But everybody don't succumb to good.
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  Speaker 1: Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
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  Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at
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  Speaker 1: work in this world too. And when that force comes
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  Speaker 1: up against me. What God never promised me that I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
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  Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
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  Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, he for warned me that it would happen.
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  Speaker 1: But what He does give me in those moments, on
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  Speaker 1: moments of comfort and peace, knowing that He's with me,
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  Speaker 1: and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
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  Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
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  Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
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  Speaker 1: on a mission. Every job I get, he send out
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  Speaker 1: all he's he's send them the people that I'm with.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't send it to the w B. He just
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  Speaker 1: sent these notifications falsely claiming that he has some information
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  Speaker 1: that can destroy me, that he has some audio clips
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  Speaker 1: of me saying things on stage that could destroy me,
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  Speaker 1: and that if I don't give him five million dollars,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna do it. You know how long this man
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  Speaker 1: been doing this? I mean he didn't call NBC right
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  Speaker 1: on up to NBC where I am now. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: done everything, man, He has done everything now even messed
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  Speaker 1: around and got itself now claiming in his letters physically
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  Speaker 1: ill and his illnesses and what was to befalling his family.
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  Speaker 1: He's blaming that on me too, as Steve Harvey not
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  Speaker 1: stressed me out and paid me this money he owe me? What? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Where you get this figure from? Man? Where we were
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  Speaker 1: you coming with this? But every time, man, even when
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  Speaker 1: I tried to talk with the man to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: look man, what is it? What is you really trying
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  Speaker 1: to do? This is what? This is? How much I want?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying you that, man, You know I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you that. He just has kept on
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  Speaker 1: and on and on, and you know what, he the
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  Speaker 1: messed around, got itself sick. He'd messed around, man, got
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  Speaker 1: himself in some situation. And can I tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: It's been going on since nine team h maybe nineties seven.
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  Speaker 1: He started the attack when I first went on, No
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  Speaker 1: before that probably he started the attacks in it's two
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  Speaker 1: thousand thirty every nine. And he didn't got six lawyers.
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  Speaker 1: All the lawyers didn't drop the case after they come
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  Speaker 1: in and they discovered the fact. But he steady trying.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the angels that's around. And I foll warned
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  Speaker 1: him several times. Man, and man, if I was you,
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  Speaker 1: I go a head on because what I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is being because you cannot break me. Because I
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  Speaker 1: happened to be a soldier for Christ. I happened to
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  Speaker 1: be an imperfect soldier for Christ as nothing, man as nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And oh, oh it ain't like a bunch of people
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  Speaker 1: and tried. Now, Oh y'all been on YouTube, y'all been
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  Speaker 1: on the internet. Oh they didn't try. Oh they didn't
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  Speaker 1: put some dirt on me. Man, that ain't true. But
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  Speaker 1: if you keep looking at me, though, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the prize, but if you put your eyes on God,
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  Speaker 1: as where you go. But if you look at me,
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  Speaker 1: He's covered me through it all. And that's been the
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  Speaker 1: importance of the relationship I formed with God, is that
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  Speaker 1: I know that I'm under his wings, that I'm never
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  Speaker 1: under his ever loving protection, that he got me and
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to share that with you that if
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  Speaker 1: you got If you're looking for some protection, if you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for a way to have the stript to get
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  Speaker 1: through what you're going through, get some god man. If
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  Speaker 1: if if, if, if you want to weigh out, get
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  Speaker 1: some god man. If you've been gangbanging and you're sick
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  Speaker 1: of gangbanging, get you some god man. If you're tired
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  Speaker 1: of being on drugs and you're tired of drinking, get
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  Speaker 1: you some god Man. If you're tire to bed, if
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  Speaker 1: you're sick of tired of being sick of tired, get
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  Speaker 1: you some god Man. I'm just telling you now. If
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to make your dreams come true and it
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  Speaker 1: looked like you ain't gonna make it, and you still
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  Speaker 1: believe that that's for you, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're setting a new gold dream of aspiration and
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get there and you're gonna start out today,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god Man. I'm just telling you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you it's real. What I'm saying. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't on faith, Dude, with it, you understand. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you real. Get you some god man, and be patient,
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  Speaker 1: have faith believe, don't doubt, but Lord have mercy. Get
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  Speaker 1: ready to work your tail off. Did you hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Get you some faith, Believe, don't doubt, and get ready
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  Speaker 1: to work your tail off. God can't blessing you See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we go to God asking for
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  Speaker 1: prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we
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  Speaker 1: don't give nothing. God nothing to bless. We won't blessing,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't give him nothing to bless. You make
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  Speaker 1: one step, he'll make two. You start, he'll finish you come,
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  Speaker 1: He'll go you dream it, He'll build you started, he'll finish.
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  Speaker 1: See you see you're trying everything your way. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go to court of conversation with him. Man. Yesterday just
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  Speaker 1: sitting and just call me man, and was just talking
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  Speaker 1: about but Steve. You know, man, I've just dude been
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  Speaker 1: on me for four years. I just asked him, have
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  Speaker 1: you survived the folk without the three hunter? Yeah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: how much you think you have spent trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to just a few hundred? Now, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a few hundred more to try to
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  Speaker 1: get this twenty three hundred that you've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: get for four years? Yeah? I could do that, But
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  Speaker 1: do you want to Man, do you have the time
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  Speaker 1: to dedicate foe more or your years to try to
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  Speaker 1: get twenty three hundred? But Steve am out of work
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  Speaker 1: right now to fell on some hard times. I could
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  Speaker 1: use that money. And I've been praying to God to
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  Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, you've been praying to God to help you,
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  Speaker 1: but you've been telling God how to do to help. See.
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  Speaker 1: You keep telling God that if he gives you the
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  Speaker 1: twenty one three hundred, you'll be all right, when in essence,
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  Speaker 1: God probably got something way greater for you. But you
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  Speaker 1: gotta let go of your own thinking and let God
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  Speaker 1: have his way. You understand, you feel me find yourself
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  Speaker 1: some God. Today you're listening with one minutes after the
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  Speaker 1: hour haply More show over radio. Yesterday I did Vinscent Price.
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  Speaker 1: Today I'm gonna do uh pimping. Pimping is gonna introduce
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  Speaker 1: the radio show this morning's ready, let's go keep mother,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? And everybody, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is my man, I'm pimping sitting there about to
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  Speaker 1: bring you the greasy show on. You know, we got
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  Speaker 1: only characters, Yeah, and we got Shirley straw Bay, that's
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  Speaker 1: my girl. I shown feeling little chocolate columns around like
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  Speaker 1: that thing like damn you understanding? Got junior union with
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  Speaker 1: the pimperage voice of them all? He is my p
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  Speaker 1: I T pimp and training. Then we got timing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where he is this money ain't had he
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  Speaker 1: out of him? He differently Tommy Tommy my man, don't
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  Speaker 1: you know? Spaying up with Tommy? I called Tommy t te?
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  Speaker 1: What's t t Tommy? And then my main man out
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  Speaker 1: of the caroline some Anthony Brown? What pimping? What's happening? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Going good? Junior? What's happing? Pimping? My ero? Nona? If
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  Speaker 1: I had your voice out of started pimping that tears
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  Speaker 1: really man cholate t excuse me? Fellas back out? What's up? Chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: What's happen to? How you doing? Like it? Like that?
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  Speaker 1: I like chocolate? Chocolate one of my favorite things? Right?
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  Speaker 1: What's happen? Put that chocolate on top one strawberry? We
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  Speaker 1: got z happy? Speaking of that? What's up? Shelley? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, pimp? And how you doing out? You know
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  Speaker 1: everything and everything? Timmy ain't here today, No, No, he's
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  Speaker 1: off he's off. Oh that's right, yeah, oh, yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: his birthday? Yes, at my confused? No, should I not
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  Speaker 1: be saying anything I wouldn't hear in front of briefing,
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  Speaker 1: not that I would come, but you don't do briefings.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do briefing, baby, No, No, pimps don't briefe.
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  Speaker 1: They don't. What do they do? Communicate? I talk you
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  Speaker 1: into it and I'm trying to talk you out of
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  Speaker 1: And that's all. It's just going on. What's handing at
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  Speaker 1: the White House? Anything? I need to comment everything? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: tell Steve, let me tell yall something. Tell Steve keep
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  Speaker 1: his head up with all these haters. Don't king him.
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  Speaker 1: We tell him every day. Yeah, ain't you know, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: And you know I'll be following Twitter and social media stuff, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be saying nothing on Twitter? A huh? Pimps on Twitter? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Pt what the president is on Twitter? The President on Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: Yn't keep pimping the game for real. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: on that. I can't pimp pimps on Twitters called catchy title.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to stop in and say something y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all my love and support and let y'all know, y'all
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  Speaker 1: stay too. Steve Harvest TV back next third is something funny?
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  Speaker 1: What y'all doing? I don't know if we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harp. Alright, it's time for something funny. Alright.
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  Speaker 1: It's not looking good. I mean, we can all agree
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  Speaker 1: on this. It is not looking good for the president
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  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. So our question for everyone is, have
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: you ever been fired? Because there is talk of impeachment,
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  Speaker 1: firing him, all of that. Have you ever been fired?
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  Speaker 1: And what did you do? Let's start with you, Mr Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Have I ever been fired? Yeah? Have I ever been?
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  Speaker 1: By the hell I had to get into comedy, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I got fired man, because I just couldn't. No.
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  Speaker 1: I never you know, I don't take orders good. I've
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  Speaker 1: never been the guy that wanted the boss. Every time
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  Speaker 1: I had an employer, I was looking at him and
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  Speaker 1: in two weeks I never understood why this person was
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  Speaker 1: in charge of me. I just never got it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been fine. I've been fired for a lot of reasons.
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  Speaker 1: One time I got fired because I had a giant
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  Speaker 1: to cleaning John. You know, I was vacuuming and you know,
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  Speaker 1: shampoo and carp is on floors right before up my
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  Speaker 1: carp and cleaning cover and the cleaning company to the
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  Speaker 1: lady came in and ran it and handed me some
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  Speaker 1: gloves and see you're doing toilets tonight, I said, doing
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  Speaker 1: doing toilets were? And she said here at this office complex.
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  Speaker 1: And I went in the bathroom and it's about you
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  Speaker 1: know about foe toilets in them, and I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do toilets, even even back then. I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not cleaning the tarlet. It's nothing wrong with it. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not not that I'm gonna blovet. I just got
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  Speaker 1: a thing. I don't want to clean no toilet. People
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  Speaker 1: that do that, I ain't got no problem. And some
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  Speaker 1: great people out to earn a living. I'm not knocking that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm not cleaning toilets. I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just stood in there. I washed out
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  Speaker 1: the face bowl, you know, I mopped it everything, and
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  Speaker 1: I sprayed some spray on everything, and I came out.
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  Speaker 1: So it was her company, you know. So she went
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  Speaker 1: in there to check everything after it, and she said,
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe these toilets have been cleaned did you
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  Speaker 1: clean them? I said, to the best of my ability,
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  Speaker 1: And she said, well, maybe your abilities wasn't good enough.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, how would you like it? Don She said, well,
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  Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem like anything. But now I think
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  Speaker 1: you just sprinkle the uh the uh uh disinfecting it
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  Speaker 1: because it phamed up, and I think that's all you did.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, yes, ma'am, but you know I did
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  Speaker 1: the best. She said. You take a brush, you scrubble
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  Speaker 1: into the rim and you scrubbed down the side. That's
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  Speaker 1: when it's cleaning. You take that scrub bush and going up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you had these rubber gloves. Then you take
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  Speaker 1: these disinfecting cloths and you wipe them off down and
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  Speaker 1: get all up under the seat. I said, right there,
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  Speaker 1: right there, all up under the seat. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: what people ask me, she said, And what is wrong
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  Speaker 1: with that? I said, ma'am, I did the best I could.
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  Speaker 1: She said, well, you don't need to be working here
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna be on toilets from now. I took
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  Speaker 1: the rubber gloves off. I said, thank you for the opportunity, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: She said, no, no, no, no, no, don't quit. You're fired.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, I take it either way. Ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: any damn told that was it? Man? That was That
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  Speaker 1: was my first job. I got fired from, well, second job,
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  Speaker 1: second second job A bunch of times, A lot of times.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mind having people over me, but I always
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  Speaker 1: trying to find a slick way to deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm working in this clothing store. I wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: tailor at that time. It was my job to make
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  Speaker 1: sure they're putting new suits up. And Steve would tell
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  Speaker 1: you suits coming big boxes, huge boxes, big enough that
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  Speaker 1: if you need a break, you could get in a
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  Speaker 1: box and go to sleep and nobody would know you
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  Speaker 1: were in the box unless they heard you snoring in
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  Speaker 1: the box and the boom, here we go. I was
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  Speaker 1: in there, I was sleep, I was out top over it,
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  Speaker 1: and somebody came back and said, there's a neat bro
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  Speaker 1: not on. One of these boxers is snoring, so you
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  Speaker 1: can look and see me in the box, right, And
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  Speaker 1: that's when I had to clean up my my loptop
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  Speaker 1: because I was in the box sleep with the lead.
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  Speaker 1: So I lost that. Y'all right, man, Uh, you've never
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  Speaker 1: been fine, not that I know. Maybe one time one time,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: but it's not funny or good. They just go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I worked at a pick and pay. I was a
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  Speaker 1: stock clerk. And then you know when he got crowded
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  Speaker 1: on Mother's Day, on Mother's weekend, which is the first
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  Speaker 1: of the month, that's what they called it, Mother's Day weekend,
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  Speaker 1: That's what all the checks came out. That's the most
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  Speaker 1: crowded grocery store in the hood. Right, So I had
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  Speaker 1: to go up and I had to bag. I started
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  Speaker 1: off as a bag I was really good. I could bag.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a double bag. Everything that's that real neat package
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  Speaker 1: is right weight everything. So every now and then we're
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  Speaker 1: going there. So I became a stoker, so I would
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  Speaker 1: stock the shelves and it's white guy named Leo worked
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  Speaker 1: in the dairy department. I just go over there and
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  Speaker 1: ask him questions because I wanted to work and produce
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  Speaker 1: more than anything man. And so this dude named Leo
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  Speaker 1: worked in uh dairy and I was in produced talking
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  Speaker 1: to this old black guy who's been running produced for
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  Speaker 1: twenty some years. How I got the job? How could
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  Speaker 1: I get it? You know, I'm about he's seventeen years old.
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  Speaker 1: And the dude Leo came up and started talking. He said, so,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want to get in produced for? And
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  Speaker 1: I just said, well, you know, man, I've always been
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  Speaker 1: interested in him. He said, look, dairy's where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be. Come back here and I'll show you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're just going back there and we're talking. He's showing
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  Speaker 1: me all the dairy stuff. And I ain't, like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to work at that now, I said, matter
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  Speaker 1: of really like produce. We're going back and forth. So
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  Speaker 1: he got a little irritated. It not that I was
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  Speaker 1: knocking the dairy department. It's just that I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: work in produce, man. I didn't really want to be
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  Speaker 1: there putting cards of milk on the shelf. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to work with vegetables and stuff. And so then he
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  Speaker 1: kept on and then final him and he said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: so what is it you just all of you just
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  Speaker 1: enjoy picking things? Oh I was a holder, man. What's
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  Speaker 1: what you mean by that? I said? He said, I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's just inherent though, you know, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to pick something. What And when I started right there,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't punch him with nothing, but I was choking it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And then assistant Stoe manager was coming down the back
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that we was in the store room and I was
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: had as they had been over some boxes choking. That
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  Speaker 1: was its day, last day of the job. Inherent y'all
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  Speaker 1: like picking stuff. Yeah, I mean the nerve. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: don't do that joke? Normal coming up, run that prank
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: back Steve with the nephew. Right after this jam. You're
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, y'all. Welcome back. Hey,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: stay with us, y'all, because at the top of the hour,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: this and got everything you need to know on the
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: latest national news. We've got an update coming from a
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: White House like we do every day. It's the first
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: administration that we got to talk about every damn. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: you know, I really wished the administration could just get
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a break man, just get a day off from controversial
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: with Yeah, a friend to lose this job, damn talking
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: about getting fired. Yeah, we're gonna run that break back. Hello,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: it's just as a cleaner. It's just the cleaner cleaner. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't listen. I'll be bringing my clothes to y'all
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Somebody to mess up a pair of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: my plans? Oh did you depend you want to see
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  Speaker 1: the things? So what Yeah, depends don't fit you there?
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  Speaker 1: We fit me for you? No, no, no, Now, y'all
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  Speaker 1: have already messed up or not. What I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: say right here is is that whoever did the plans
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: took the belt loop off the pans? But who whoo
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  Speaker 1: whoo do who that? Who do? Who do? What? Who do?
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  Speaker 1: Who do? Washton? You can y'all the people. I told y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I want to start in my jeans, you know, I
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: told y'all I want to make sure my James stand
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  Speaker 1: up by the self. Okay, y'all put the start any
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: But the problem is y'all took the belt loops off
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  Speaker 1: the pins? Do you you pay already? Do you pay? So?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: What do you pay? Yeah? Prays you' all the day
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  Speaker 1: on money, y'all game me the prayer. I ain't know
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  Speaker 1: the belt loose wasn't on there util I at all? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's your name? What's your name? Washington? What? Washington? What question?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Your name? I don't never leave my
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  Speaker 1: first name. I'm always had to find a re seat
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  Speaker 1: to see what you are? What's wrong with your pants?
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  Speaker 1: Did you let your letting me? What? What? Hington? Why
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  Speaker 1: you can't understand what I'm trying to say to you.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Why would who? Who? Who? Who to help you with
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your clothes? Who the person to help you with your clothes?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: The lady that I way be in the front is
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  Speaker 1: the one that helped me. That the older lady, she's
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  Speaker 1: the one always helped me. Let me here. Okay, you did,
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  Speaker 1: You're the way for coming and I myself, I see
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  Speaker 1: the lighting that you need. WI my girl, I need
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  Speaker 1: What is he saying that she's not here? What I need?
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  Speaker 1: You to speak English? This is an English said to waste? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: she she knows speaking? She not speaking? Okay, so I
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  Speaker 1: I trans play for her? Okay, she she not here?
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  Speaker 1: You want to call count tomorrow? Did we help you
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  Speaker 1: with the clothes? Okay? But you ain't understand me. My
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  Speaker 1: belt loops is of my parents. We know that we
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  Speaker 1: know to take it. It's not if we don't have
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  Speaker 1: to here, we just walk it along. We don't take
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  Speaker 1: the job. Did do that y'all? Did take the bell
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  Speaker 1: loops out? Do you wait? Okay? Okay, I work wait? Okay, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Water and I learned then? Who can't go to I'm talking?
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  Speaker 1: You need? Look, nickey, McKey. I tell you, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you endless do what what do you we? We try
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  Speaker 1: to help the problem. Okay, I understand you try to
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  Speaker 1: help the problem. But this is an English problem. And
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: then so we're I speak in the English to you
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  Speaker 1: you I don't understand what you say. I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to speak English. You're not speaking. I
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  Speaker 1: just speak the English to you. Why you're not? You're not? Look,
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  Speaker 1: you don't worry old Look all I'm saying it is
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  Speaker 1: right here. Somebody got my damn bill losing it took
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  Speaker 1: him out playing, and somebody been put back out day.
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  Speaker 1: You don't when when you can tell you that we
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  Speaker 1: have fixed the pan? Okay, and you you'll bring it
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  Speaker 1: in and you know they're not. I can do for
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  Speaker 1: you on the phone. Okay. You want to let to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: fix the pan, you have to bring in another day? Okay, Okay,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to do on the phone? Okay?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: If I don't have to pan. How you're going to
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: fix it? You have to bring at you tomorrow okay,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: but that the father would be here tomorrow. You bring
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  Speaker 1: in okay, tomorrow. It's very busy today. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: time to do this. On the phone. Okay, Okay, y'all
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: gonna pick money? No, you don't. You you pay not? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I always say I just think that. Okay, you stay
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  Speaker 1: on the phone and you squee him and you yell,
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  Speaker 1: and then nothing I can do for you. No, you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: here when you gonna fix my thing on prayer? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to see anything. Okay. We we need
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  Speaker 1: to help you. But if you don't want to work
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  Speaker 1: with us, you know we cannot help you. Okay. Let
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: me tell yourself, y'all gonna make me come out with there? Walter,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: you come here, okay, you come here and you talk
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to us, okay, and I at the police here, at
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the police here, and then you take it with him. Okay,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: where's somebody gonna put my damn bird loose back on
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: my praying thing? That's all I'm afraid, right, Okay. You
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you don't yeh at me? Okay, well you don't ye
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  Speaker 1: at me? Okay, you want do you want to succee him?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: He tak you? Okay? From you're talking, you're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: care of me the fine that he's got here, and
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you talk to him, and you ma, you max with
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: him didn't he think I don't do with you? Okay,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that would he better? Now he don't have to do nothing, okay,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: because we're not we're not we're not met up your pat.
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  Speaker 1: We tried to help you. You had the problem. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking younaki, you're gonna do work? Kick You're gonna kick my?
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  Speaker 1: Do that? What you're just saying? Oh? How how love?
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  Speaker 1: Did you just say? Yo? Dad? It was gonna kick my. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't care you and you were gonna go to police. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you go to jail. Okay, okay, look I got something
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  Speaker 1: else I need to say to y'all. Is you're listening,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I say, did you list what you what the problem?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a man that worked for you? And
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: your cleaner's name John? You want to talk? You know
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my name is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got Frank phone called by John
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: that works in your cleaners? What John? John? You to
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  Speaker 1: call me? What did you want? Did John call me?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Is this? So? What What is your name? Sue? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my name. You always get mad at John for
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: listening to the radio in the morning round Under on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Don't got me to point phone call you.
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  Speaker 1: I work at the radio show that that's done not funny.
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  Speaker 1: John Lama don't favor radio til super funny. So I
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  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, what what is the best radio show
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: in the land. Oh that Steed Seed Hardy Show. Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you can get watch and watching cant him. But this
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: is my favorite one though, Asian Clay is my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love this one. Can you laugh
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  Speaker 1: about nothing? Oh yeah, yeah, you just sit over there
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  Speaker 1: and know nothing. Well, you know who needs to be
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: quiet as well? That's our president. He addressed graduating cadets
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: as a U. S. Coast Guard Academy on Wednesday. He
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: said that no politician in history has been treated as
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: poorly as he has. This is what President Trump said,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: adding that you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: never ever give up. Things work out just fine. The
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: President delivered the speech to a crowd of about four
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  Speaker 1: thousand people, and despite his optimistic message, things haven't been
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: going well for him at all this week. Following the
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: ouster of FBI Director James Comey, came the revelation that
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Comey said in a memo the President asked him to
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: drop the investigation into Michael Flynn, who had a short
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: stint as Trump's National security advisor. We know that, so
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the sight never ever ever give up a class when
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you're doing the right thing. Though exactly junior, when you
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: saw it in a miss You're listening to Steve Hardy
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Mr ann is coming up next.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: But first graduating from college we all know as an
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: exciting time, right, but it can also be very, very stressful,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: especially when you consider that about sevent of those earning
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: a bachelor's degree have to deal with paying back student loans,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: always a major problem. And while getting extra education can
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: help you achieve a better career, college is in a
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  Speaker 1: perfect solution for everyone. With that in mind, here's a
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  Speaker 1: rundown of things colleges does not. College does not teach
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  Speaker 1: you here we go uh to pursue your dreams between classes,
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  Speaker 1: to be able to talk, being able to make your
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: dream between classes. College is not to pursue your dream
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: They don't discuss your dreams in college. You have to
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: provide that yourself. That's the first mistake of the educational.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Being able to make personal connections with people is vital,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: like networking. They is like that, Okay, they don't teach
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  Speaker 1: you that, right, Nope. Uh, they don't teach you that
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: success is a marathon and that you don't need to
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: make a big splash. Okay, it's about the journey. College
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't teach your success. College teaches you how to memorize
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and recall during test time. That's not success. They just
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: teach you recall. It's important, you know, if your dream
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: is to be a doctor, of course you got to
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: get an education. Will be a lawyer, you gotta have
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: an education. Engineer got to have an education. There's nothing
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to do with your dreams, don't they don't. They don't teach.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Instead acquire dreams. This is what they should do. Instead,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: acquire skills and build your network a little each day. Now, Steve,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: if you could go back in time, I know we've
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: been discussing it already and talk to yourself as a
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: recent college grad or high school grad, what would you
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: tell yourself what we've just been talking about. Right, Well,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: out of telling myself I should never took my stupid
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  Speaker 1: and down, don't waste your time, I mean you never
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: want in college? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't know, because what I wanted to do and
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: be was not there. Yeah, the college taught me. The
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: most valuable lesson I learned from college was people, how
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to deal with people, with people, and that's what that
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: was my greatest takeaway from college. Social skills, how people are.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And I learned valuable lessons in that living with people.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to get along with people from
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: different cultures. That was to take away from me in college.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And nothing else came out of college for me. Nothing,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: And that's what they say that they don't teach you
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: that networking. And I really wished I had gone to college.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: My sister went. I didn't go, but trade school I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: did pretty good, pretty damn good. And I was a tailor.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't owe anybody any money when I got out.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I steal to this date on college and no students
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  Speaker 1: owned or nothing like that. And I worked right away
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: as soon as I got out of trade school. Him
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: assistant was still little. She owe me mine in now
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: do you still makes that? Still going there? Hucket pockets
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  Speaker 1: pockets Okay, lady and gentlemen, MS and trip the lovely one,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: good morning, thank you very much, Steve, and this is
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: a trip everybody. Okay, President Trump still insist that he
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: never tried to get the FBI to abandon his investigation
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: into former nationalist curity advisor Mike Flint's ties to Russia
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: or into the agency's probe and to weather members of
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: his presidential campaign were involved with Moscow's alleged efforts to
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: control the outcome of the election. The entire thing has
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: been a witch hunt, and there is no collusion between
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: certainly myself and my campaign. I think it divides the country.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I think we have a very divided country because of
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: that and many other things. We have to get back
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to running this country really, really well. We've made tremendous
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: progress in the last hundred and some days, tremendous progress,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and that's what I want to be focused on, because,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: believe me, there's no collusion. Russia is fine. But whether
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it's Russia or anybody else, my total priority, believe me,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: is the United States of America. Yeah. Well, the allegations
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: surface after Trump abruptly fired FBI Director of James Comey,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and the contents of one of call Me's memos became public.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Was a memo where he stayed that Trump told him
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: that he wished the investigation would quote go away, in Oklahoma,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the family of a non armed black man shot and
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: killed by a white police officer last September are now acquitted.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: White police officer say they intend to drop a wrongful
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: death suite on the city of Tulsa. The victim, Terrence Cutcher,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: was having truck car trouble. He stopped his vehicle and
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: got out. His family cried when they heard. The jurors
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: found officer Betty Joe Shelby not guilty of first degree
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: mass slaughter. Shelby claims she fired her weapon because she
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: thought Mr. Crutcher had a weapon and she was fearful
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of her life, but prosecuted say Crutcher was no threat
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: to her. In fact, he was clearly seen holding his
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: hands in the air when she killed him, a scene
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: captured on dass board video and by a helicopter. The
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: family lawyer is Benjamin Crump on the heels of Eric
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Gardner in New York, Michael Brown and Ferguson. Then lest
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: just goes on and on and African American man being
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: killed by white police officers and they get away with it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I really thought that TUSA would be the example that
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: said all American citizens are granted their due process of
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the law, and it does not matter if you are
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: a young African American man. Unfortunately I was wrong. White
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: collar works at the Ford Motor Company facing layoffs this year.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Today is Boys Club Day, Celebrate your Elected Officials Day
• 36:52
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• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Stay tuned Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show, alright, Solange. She wrote a letter to
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: her teenage self for teen Vogue. She says, when you
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: go out into the world feeling really confident in who
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you are, young people will call you names, and grown
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: folks will call you names as well. She says, It's okay.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: One day you'll name yourself and that name will belong
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: to you. Will not be the ones they ordained crazy, ugly,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: attention seeking weirdo. Sometimes you will still get call these
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: things as an adult, except you will actually embrace some
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: of them. You will learn that these are just words,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: and every once in a while they will hurt, but
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: you will choose to turn those words into a symbol
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: of beauty. Solange also writes about losing a best friend
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to gun violence, about becoming a mother at seventeen, and
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: about the time when she wanted to marry Brandon Boyd
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: from Incubus Incombus. Does he get is that like a
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: rock group or something? Well, no, I'm just saying, you mean,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you know, through everybody off with that name, who is he?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know who he is. He's a it's a group.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Incubacy gets behind his name. He does. Well. I was
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: just saying, because of all the things that Shalan talked about,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: it did sounds like nail. Did you know the things
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: that can trouble you as a teen and bother you
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: and you know you can carry that into an adult.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: But she says, you know what's going to happen, and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: don't worry. I was called fat as. Sit your fat as?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Were you overweight? Yeah? I want husky Jeane. Remember husky
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Jeane with the word husky back that that did not
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: help yourself esteem. You stand over that and cutter rouge
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: because they made so made noise. The most faithful thing
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: is teacher told me one time in class, sit your
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: fat ass down in the front of Okay, Salon says,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you will learn that these are just words. Every once
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: in a while they will hurt. Well, no, it's funny.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Back then he said, you will learn, but you will
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: choose to turn those words into a symbol of beauty.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: And you have done that now. I just did that
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: back then in the seventh grade. You crying on the inside.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Ain't hurt right now? You were crushed. You hurt right now.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: At I can't believe the teachers said it. Yes, she
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: had enough, she had had enough. But didn't your teacher
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: tell you something similar site in front of everyone? You
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: could sit out back there, little Stevie. At then the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: food you ain't gonna emp up, make no money after
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: the food. In the words of Solange, you will learn
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: that these are just words. Every once in a while,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: they will hurt, but you will chat turn those I
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: had a girl tell me I'm not going to the
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: junior proem with you because I don't like your facial pictures.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know like nothing. All right, we gotta go.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Jay is up next to murder another kid morning show.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: All right, draw me back. It's time to get it done.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: It's time to do what your boy came over here
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to do. He doing way moding that, but you know,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: bought for one v he the muscle his way in
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: on half cut out all this day I'm talking on this.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Uh alright, uh we got a fresh one
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: for you today, Steve. I don't think surely if it's
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: coming up with the concept of this Shirley, this Charlie
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Wilson song, that this song is blessed. It's about blessed.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It's about being thankful for what you got. My song
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: a little different. It's about being stressed. There's a lot
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: of stressful situations out there. You just got out of one,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: just got out of one. So here we go, stress,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: not blessed. Steve Harvey money show man. I'm just a
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: bundle of bad nerves. Man, I'm saying all the time,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: if you give me a glass of milk, man, hu
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: give you butter back. That's how much I'm saying. They
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: want to go nowhere, standing house all the time. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: didn't take packages in mail. You know, you don't know,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: and people it's scary. I don't stand and in the
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: yard ain't a way, but I might do it someday.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: It's laying by my side. Damn. I just people fighting
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: on the freeway, crazy me and the dream. I don't
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: bother him. My God, enough on my place. I'm afraid
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: to glad mat No, I might give a better so
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I get how to get by drinking, and I can't
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: get a night. And so we'll be looking my eyes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You see me crying because I ain't got nothing but
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: by love. Yes, I want to know. And I'm stressed. Yes,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I put the letter D in the word deep. Yes,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: always have a dropping in my home. Yes, I'm stressing. Yes,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, don't ask me how I'm doing. I'm
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: a mess on yes, my side piece best to pretend
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you never sees her on my face. Yes, I'm stressed.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yes I'm stressed. Yes, it's me I'm doing and I'm stressed. Yes,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: i'm doing at a d in door. Yes, i always
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: have a throbbing in my home. Yes I'm stressed. Yes
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, don't ask me how I'm doing. I'm
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: a mess. Yes, the side bees past to pretend any
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: smell up on my face. Yes, I'm baby. How we
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: do it, that's how we do it. I'm stressed, I'm stressed.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Is that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep a throbbing
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: in my hip? And it was Give me a glass
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: of milk. I'm singing so hard. I'm gonna give you back.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But I love it. That was great. That was good.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's the reason what you say, you show us a
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: positive Yeah, check it again. I am all right, check
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: me out. Yay comedy Pep shell Underwood the first of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the fourth. Uh, and I should be there. We're gonna
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Rochelle on the fourth alright, Hollyrood would Los Angeles, California. Man,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed about that, Wow, Jay, about everything, Steve, I mean,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: things seem to be going well with you lately. Stressed
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: about anything? Yeah, a good week. Yeah, last week I
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: can understand. But this week, I mean, it's mo coming.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: But you know I ain't. Oh, it's more coming already.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I already know what commission to some people is. But
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I ain't very stressed. I'm sick of some mess. I'm
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a little sick of summer. It is messy. Starting to
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: look like I'm stressed, but all little sick of this mess.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I wish they would give a life. Prying phone calls
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: coming up. Yeah, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: coming up? Next, you got Strawberry Letter that's coming up.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And then we talk about some things that's happened, Shelley. Yeah,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and then the nephew, of course, is coming up with
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: his prank phone called it's called naked yoga. See right there,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that sounds stressfulsitions. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: is it Gordon? Right, it's Gordon. How you doing? Mr Gordon?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Just and my name is Let me let me turn
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: down the TVD you call them about the apartment? Yes, yes,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I was trying to see about maybe coming over to
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: take a look at it or and then uh, if
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it's still available. Man, I got a newspaper, but I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: didn't know if just still available or what? No, no,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: no still form rent. Um, let me be straight with you.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Um uh you know, no pets and uh no no
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: smoking of any kind. Understand. Okay, we'm understanding the listening.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Here's like eight on the fifty dollars of mine, right,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you got a parking spot, um in your private bathroom
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: with a shower and uh a fifty I'm gonna need
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: first last month and uh really, um, what's your name?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: My name is Darnell Don Okay, um so yeah, um,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: first last month and uh so security number I can
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: do a background check. Ok okay, uh let me ask this.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: You guys got out like a back backyard area. I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: teach classes in the mornings, and I don't want to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: know if you have that that that's pretty much what
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: kind of locked me in. If you got If you
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: guys got a backyard, I can use. We got a backyard,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: What do you teach? I teach yoga. I teach yoking
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the mornings from from six to eight. Hopefully I won't
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: be a problem. You're making make money doing yoga, yes, sir,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to cover the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: red that's for sure. That shouldn't be a problem. I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: know I know a little bit about yoga. That's that.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, if it's y'all, you know you're not
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: making no noise as yoga. That's that's not a problem.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: A good deal. Well, how quick can I actually get
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: moved in? Man? I'm trying to get something. I just
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: moved in from the from the East coast. I jumped
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: on my yoga pretty quick, and I got quite a
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: bit of clientele built up, and you know, I'm just
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: just ready to get started, get moved in man. Something
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: something that I can actually call home. You know, Uh yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Well you know we're looking at rent, rent it out
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: pretty quick, um, you know, because we want to try
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: and get it filled as soon as possible. Because if
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you said, we are you are you? You got a roommate,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you're you're it would be me and my wife and
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: uh we just a three bedroom home. You would have
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the room in the back with the bathroom and uh yeah,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: like a fifty do a credit check, you know we meet, Um,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I can do the background check and uh no, no,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: what what what? What? What? What? What? What do you
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: necessarily need to do that for? Well, you gotta know
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: who you're into, and then you want to know what
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the credit they got, so if they can afford the
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: rent or not. You know, I got I got real
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: good credit. Man, My credit is fine. I'm not I'm
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: on my credit scores. Oh damn. All right when you
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: get here is how you feel. Lot of application. But
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: do you know if you if you're ready to get
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: it cracking, I can do I can do a background
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: check and you right not give me a SOB security number. Okay,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: but let me let me go ahead and just do this.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Man on that background check, because you know that what
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I want to say about that is this it might
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: be something on there about like when I was on
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: the East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching, uh,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: naked yoga. You know what I mean, naked yo. Uh.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You know you might see something on there about me
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: being a nick whole naked yoga. Yo. What that's what
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: that's kind of yoga. I was teaching on the East Coast,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: naked yoga, you know what I'm saying. And everybody might
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: yoga here. What it's in the backyard. It's closed in
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you know, the back yard. And you what what what
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: other glitz you got? You said, there's some glitches, Michael,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Well what is it glit you got? Well, you might
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: do that. I'm in the far Mania. But see, but
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I took some I took clash for what. I took
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: counseling for that thought, what do you need to take
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: some counseling over somewhere else? You ain't taking no counseling
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and doing no naked yoga in my backyard. Not all
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: that behind me? Now that's on the East coast, man,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: that that's that's all behind me. Now. I didn't put
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that thing down. Man, I don't care if it's behind you,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: front of you, on the side you're doing yoga in
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: my backyard. That ain't happening, man. Matter of fact, man,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: listens that qualified to move in there. And now you're
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: gonna sit here and tell me. I can't tell about
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: doing some naked yoga in my backyard with no people
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and my wife being on man, look you friend your wife. Man,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: just scratch that one off your list and just move
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: on to the next one, because ain't no naked yoga
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: is going down. I'm back here with no niple maniac.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know who does that? You?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: We all, we it's just it's just it's just a
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: serene moment, man. Where you find yourself. That's all this
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: really is about. Were you better find yourself somewhere else?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I know. You ain't doing. No nickt y'all
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: get my backyard. I'm surprised you even called somebody with that. Hey, man,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over that to this actress and start
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: looking at this place because I want to set up
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: shop right here in my backyard. I don't even know
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you talking about you got some lynches in your past.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a foot in your How do you
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: know that this isn't something that your wife might really
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: want to get into? My wife, I don't even miss
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: my wife's name. Man, you don't know me, don't know
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you know my wife. Take my up your listen, you
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: come out there. You don't have another glitch. I'm coming
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: out of what you just sad through and you're gonna
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: show it to me. Thanks showing you. You come come
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: out of here. I'm gonna show you something else, my
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: fact that I am. I am a recovered from maniac.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I'm recovered to have a covered nipple. Minia. You're about
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to get your buying maniac. I'm the maniac. Please believe
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: darn now, gonna come over that right now over here,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: when they come over that now, man, so we can
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: say the fifth I ain't having that. Do not come
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: over there. You could just matter like, man, look this.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want somewhere else, but this
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: right here, this takes the place for you. I'm gonna
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now, darn now, to your wife.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Your wife, you don't talk about this ain't the place
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: for you. Go somewheld. Take this to your wife. Man,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Please let me talk to your wife. Do not even
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: trying me, darn now, talk to your name that kind
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: of dude. Member, you're about to bring this out of me.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Do not bring this over here, darnel So so as
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: far as your wife, man, let me here. Why this
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: right here is over for real? You're gonna come out
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: here and catch your case. Okay? Can I can I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: say one more thing that you just can't say, darknew
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: because this is this conversation is over. Man, Okay, how
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: about that? Hey? Man? Can I say one more thing? Man? Man?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: What this is? Nephew, timt me from the Steve Hobby
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: more want to show you just got pranked by your brother. Oh,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: stuff out of here, man, this is nothing Tommy who
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: told you to do this to me? Many brother? My brother?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm gona good, Oh my god, man, my heart
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: is all beating off fast man out of here. Man
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: to man, all right, man, Man, I was gonna whoop
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: your butt naked if you came around here. Man. You
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just don't know. Man, I'm so glad this is a joke.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: You have no idea. I'm so glad it's a joke. Man. Okay,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: one of these days you are going to see the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: hooky it was a gloomy day. This is an interesting,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: interesting story here. Boy, wish it was me. It was
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: a gloomy day when day Brenton Brantley pulled into minute
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: shop in his hometown, but not for very long. He
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: bought two jumbo buck stratch scratch off lottery tickets. While
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: he was rubbing it with a coin, he couldn't believe
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: his eyes. He's sixty eight years old. He won seven
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yes, that was after tax
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: had turned out to five and some thousand dollars and
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: some change. It's gonna go toward buying his first ever
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: new car, new vehicle. He's gonna buy a Ford pickup.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: If I ever win a lot of like a lot,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: a real lot, my message would be the following people
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: can kiss. Listen for your name. I'm starting with the
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a alphabetic how much it gazillion? Yes? Okay? Is this son? Yeah?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: The following people listen for your name, kiss in alcabetical order.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: And I like what Jorge said. He's gonna keep his job,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: but he's coming in late money, all right. The Strawberry
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: letter is coming up next. But Steven Steve has my
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: story and leave early. I love it. Oh my goodness. Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: But anyway, this guy is gonna buy a Ford pickup.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: He's gonna buy a new house, and it's gonna have
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to have a garage, you know that, so he can
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: put his brand new, first ever new car, new Ford
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: pickup in this garage. Yeah. He has four grandchildren, ten
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: great grandchildren. He won seven hundred and fifty after taxes,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: seven hundred fifty dollars. Yeah, after taxes, it's five dollars
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and some change. So he's going to buy a new
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: car and a new and get that brand new pickup board, yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: first ever, and a house and with a garage so
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: we can put the truck in there. He's sixty eight
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: years as mentioned, Strawberry Letter coming up next, and Steve
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: has a crazy story, my favorite. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Alright, Strawberry Letter coming up next. It's gonna
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: be another crazy one. But speaking of crazy, what is
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: the story you have for us? My favorite story? I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: never heard this from. I had this partner man we
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: was at this dance. Name was k Doug kidded Wig.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: And then you know how back in the day, though
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: nastic would come out the top of your socks. Oh yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and they would fall down round you know, all of
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: us did, did it? You know, we put rubber bands on,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: but Kenneth had rubber band in his socks up. He
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: was dealing with all day. So we put a bunch
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: of mon in. So he's out of this dance. And
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: we were just dancing, man all night, And so I
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: kept looking over there. Kidney kind of kept reaching down
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: right below his cash just you know a little just
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: a little rubbed his leg. But he get back up
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: and he started dancing some more. And then and then
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I look over there and Kindeth down there just rubbing
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: right below his count on both legs, and he looked
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: at us, started looking a little stressful getting at paying
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: on chinching we out here, dann Literally he would knew
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: it like it was a part of the dance though,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: So I ain't really paying right And so finally, man,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I looked over there and Kenneth had dropped down on
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: both knaves and then just collapsed. What happened? Face forward
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: and everybody to dance stopping, damn d J cutting musical.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And they went over there and they rolled Kenneth over
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and I would consid and people were starting to just
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: press on his chest. They were trying to give them CPR.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: They was trying to, you know, if they were trying
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: to act like they had defibrillated, you know, just trying
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: to clear you know, just pressing on his chest and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: beating on his chest. And Kenneth came to and just
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: started fighting to make it off it off of me,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Stop pushing. And they said, Kenneth, Kenneth, what's what's hurting?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: He said, brow my socks down? Kind of socks had
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: cut the damn blood so bad that his ass had fighting.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: They pulled nag up, They rolled the socks down. He
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: had so many rubble bands they had cut so deep
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: into the cut. Kenneth below his cast was wrong, is
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: just cutting tool mylf and everybody was confused so tight,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you know. All right, take us to the Strawberry letter.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: The Strawberry letter subject was I right or wrong? He
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Stephen the family. I am twenty four year old female
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: that is well established for my age. I have my
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: own house, car, and I am a registered nurse. Anyway,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I met this guy a couple of months ago, and
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I was interested in him. We would hang out from
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: time to time and I really enjoyed his company, but
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: it seemed like the only thing that would become of
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: this is friends would benefit benefits. One day, out of
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: a blue, he said his birthday is coming up, and
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: what am I going to get him. I quickly mentioned
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: the friends with benefits and he said, no, it's not
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: like that. I want more. I want to get to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: know you as a person. In the whole time, I'm
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: thinking he's just saying this to continue to get the goods.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: So the next time he came over, he ended up
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: trying and getting the goods. And after it was over,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I got upset, left the room and came back and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: told him it was time for him to go. He
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: had gotten what he wanted and there was no reason
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: for him to still be there. Uh to be here?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: He looked confused and didn't know where the attitude came from.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: But he got up and I got his stuff, and
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: before he left, he said, I'll talk to you later,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: and I said, I don't think I will be communicating
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: with you anymore. I feel bad now, was I wrong?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, were you where You're wrong?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want out of this? You know?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Do you want a relationship where someone cares about you
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and loves you, or do you just want to be
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: some man's boo, you know, with benefits, his friend with benefits.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: So maybe you know, since you feel bad now now
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: that he's gone, maybe you'll take the time to consider him. Um,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: you know, he said he wanted to get to know
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you better, and uh, you know, sounds like he wants
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: something with you to me. Maybe you'll realize now that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: it is you and your attitude and your fears and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: your insecurities that are holding you back from possibly having
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a good relationship with the man. Stop tripping, you know, Steve, Well,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, Shirley. I think this is
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: a classic case of not getting a clear understanding of
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: what everybody's in it for. See, you can't create new
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: terms and then become unhappy with the terms. Are you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: twenty four? Your female that's well established for your agent? II?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: You really are? You got your own house, a car,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: and you're a nurse. Okay, sister, you're doing really, really well,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: extremely well. You met a guy a couple of months ago.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: You're interested in it. We would hang out from time
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: to time, and I really enjoyed his company. But it
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: seemed like the only thing that would become of this
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: is friends with benefits. Okay, see, hold on, see you
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: hung out from time to time. You really enjoyed this company.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: But it seemed like the only thing that would come
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: out of this would be friends with benefits. So what
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: that means is that hanging out was more than really
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: hanging out. Y'all were sleeping together. Okay, now you've discovered
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: that it looks like all this is gonna be is
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: some friends with benefits. Well, you're using the term benefits
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: because you're obviously taking the term out the book. And
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I have explain to women the reason you hang on
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: to your cookie because it's a great benefit. Now you
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: got a friend end of yours, you called a friend,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: which everybody's definition of friendship is different. And now you're
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: saying that they have benefits with it. And then one
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: after day, one day after blue, he said his birthday
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: was coming up and what am I gonna get him? Uh?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: And then I quickly mentioned the friends with benefits and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: he said, no, it's not like that. I want more.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I want to get to know you as a person.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: The whole time I'm thinking this, he's just saying it
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: continue to continue to get the goods. So, in essence, lady,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: let's just tell the truth. You were passing out the
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  Speaker 1: goods to a person who didn't know you, and you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: didn't know him. That's really what this is about. Man.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I hate to keep doing this and hammering this message home,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: but my goodness, I want more. I want to get
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: to know you as a person. You're sleeping with a
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: dude you don't know because you passed out the benefits
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: before he proved himself worthy of the benefit package. No
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: other way to explain this to you except you have
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: done this to yourself without having any standards as to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: what a friend is to you on him and any
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: standards for when you pass out your cookie. Everybody, come
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: in and get a handful part too, of Steve's response
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour you're listening to Steve
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Come on, Steve, finish with your your
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: response to part two of this crazy letter. Ain't it Yeah?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't it y'all? This this letter right here, hey, Steve,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Fay for your female is established from my age, got
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: her own house called resident. Anyway, I met this guy
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. I was interested in and
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: we were hanging out from time to time. I really
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: enjoyed the company, but it seemed like the only thing
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: that would become of this is friends with benefits. One day,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: out of the blue, he said his birthday is coming
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: up and one am I gonna get him? I quickly
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: mentioned a friend with benefits and he said, no, it's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: not like that. I want more. I want to get
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: to know you as a person. The whole time, I'm
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: thinking he's just saying it to continue to get the goods.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: So the next time he came over, he ended up
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: trying to get the good After it was over, I
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: got upset and left the room, came back and told
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: him it was time for him to go, and he
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: had he had gotten what he wanted, there was no
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: reason for him to still be here. He looked confused
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and didn't know where the attitude came from, but he
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: got him, got the stuff, and before he left, he said,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I talked to you later. I said, I don't think
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: I'd be communicating with you anymore. I feel bad now,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: was I wrong? Sureley's absolutely correct and saying, well, you're wrong.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what do you want? Okay, let's say
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't read the bo Let's say, the friends with
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: benefits is a common term. I must admit I've heard
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: that many times before friends would benefit. But you didn't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: discuss any of that. You know now you know? Then
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: at the end of the letter, you wrote, I feel bad? Now?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Was I wrong? You feel bad? Now? No? No letdy
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: no no no no see see seen. Let me back
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: up a little bit, a little, a little twenty for
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: you all. Let me help you understand something. You felt
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: bad when you was writing this letter. You felt bad
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: for what caused you to wrote to write the letter?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: You fed? You felt bad after he asked you what
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: he was getting for his birthday. Uh. Then you got
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: mad because you had to remind him, hey, we're just
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: friends with benefits. Then you got mad because he said, no,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I want more than that. You got mad because you're
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: thinking the whole time he's talking that he's saying all
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: it is just to continue to get the goods. Then
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you got mad because the next time he came over
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: he was trying to get the goods. Then you really
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: got mad because after it was over, which means he
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: got the goods. Now, who are you mad at? You
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: mad at him because because you gave it to him.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: It's all y'all do. See, that's all y'all do. Y'all
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: ain't been talking, getting to know each other, learning each other.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Y'all been getting together, passing out benefits. Now you're mad.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Now you don't came back in the room with you're
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: crazy self, because this crazy you sleep with the man
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you give in. You got upset and left the room,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: came back, told him it's time for him to go,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: that he had gotten what he wanted and that was
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: no reason for him to steal be there. Did you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: not give what you want? See? Women amazed me with
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: that statement. You got what you wanted? But did you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: not get what you wanted? So you keep dumping this
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: on the dude? It takes two to do that thing.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: So now you got what you wanted, you could leave. Now,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: did not you get what you want? Tell get out?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Now you get out? He looked confused. You're damn right,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: he confused. Every man on earth would be confused. You
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: mean get out. We were just doing what we always do.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: When I come over here, I'll talk to you later.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Now I don't think I'll be communicating with you anymore. Yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: he's confused. But guess what you confused? You confused, ma'am.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: You have to get yourself some standards. See you have none.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Now you want a guy to respect what you have?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: No standards, But you want the respect of a woman
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: with standards. A man will only give you the respect
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: that you command. All right, we gotta get out of here, Steve.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go, uh emails or Instagram? That's your thoughts at
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: my girl? Surely that's for today's strawberry letter. Well, Memorial
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Day weekend is right around the corner, people, And yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: you can officially wear white. Officially we're white now after memorials.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't know about that
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: at the memorial What can't I tell it? Ain't at
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the memorial we can walk around. Well. According to Triple A,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: thirty nine point three million people will travel fifty miles
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: or more away from home next weekend, which translates to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the highest volume of travel since two thousand five. Thirty
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: four point six million Americans will drive to their destinations
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: and increase of two point four per cent, while another
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: two point nine million will be flying, which is a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: five point five percent increase over last year. Now, Orlando
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Florida is the most popular destination for Memorial Day travel,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: followed by I didn't know this Rome and London? Okay
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: really yeah? So yeah, I know from Orlando to Rome
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and Mondon. Yes, all right, So anybody traveling on Memorial
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Day weekend? Yes, Junior, where you going, Jr? I'm going.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Houston. Man. My Grandma's a great way
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to sell. It's gonna be old people over there for
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: brown like what like fourties and fifty? No, no, no,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: my grandmother got a she got a group of friends.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Friends is old. So you know, a bunch of them.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: You know they're gonna be hitting on me too, So
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I got to do. Ain't nothing like what do they
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: say when you pull up? That? Is that your fine
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: little grass, right? Miss Herbie lap and everything? Now? Thank you?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: But don't get some of that will money and stuff?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: What do they do they? Yeah, you don't got the
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: music out there and everything in the backyard. You don't
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: have to pick up, you know, but yet they touch
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: you on. Yeah, I'm blessing my old woman before the
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with she too old, go to jail.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I can't report it now, I can't report her. So
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: you're sitting on her lap, pull you right on down?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: She wrong? Yeah, because her two? Yeah, does she touched places?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: She touched places? No, you know they grabbed like you behind.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: They're gonna don't do that. I'll be at I'll be
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: that granch, I'll be that smelling like white diamond. You
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: can tell who pulled up at the part about the smell. Oh,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: that's just Henry Henry Hill were smelling? Who like being gay?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Are there any of them there that are you know,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: like kind of cute? Yeah? She has ms gladys, ms gladys.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: You could tell she used to be nice back in
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the day. She had a shape. She's the only one
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: that's old, still got her shape. You're listening to Steve
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up right now, may Day. Now,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: what is this exactly, Steve? Steve, you said it? If
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: you know me and j Man we met each other
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: back eighties six man, you know Whatno, you know cell phones, right,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: So what we had to do was like whenever we
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk to each other, he had an answer
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: machine and I had so we have to call each
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: other answer because you know, comedians, you know you check
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: your answer machine. Three photons work because it's probably give
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: so you always call it, you know, and the back
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of the day, you could punch in the code and
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: hear your message, play it back, go to the next one, skill,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: you know, with your little touchtone phone. And so Jay
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: and I developed a system where if we really needed
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to talk to each other and it was a hordon,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: we go may day, may day, then we say the
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: number we was gonna be at between four hours. It
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: could be a pay phone at a gas station, pay
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: phone on the corner, you know, just wherever we knew,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: and then the other person, wherever he was, would find
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: the time during that window to get to the phone
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: and call him at that number. Okay, And so that's
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: what I had some of the worst may days probably Well, yeah,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I had this habit of writing down where I played,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you know, and writing about you know the show how
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: the show wind and I write my jokes and who
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I was weird. Yeah, that was not good. That was
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: not good. I used to keep this book close to me,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: real close to me, like where is my book? I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: gotta have my book? Well, does the other person found
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: the book? Is this other person female? She found the book?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And even though the spelling was bad. She decifer all
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: of the soul. The next thing for me to do
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: was to call Steve maybe, and you had to wait
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: for him to call you back, because I mean, it's back.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going through it right, I mean talking to my
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: point right now. So I meant to pay phone waiting.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting you don't call, I will go by to
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: then I go to the next phone call him again.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: He got a call and check his messages to call
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: me back. So when he finally called me, all I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: said when he knew about the book, all I said
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: was she found the book and I heard click. I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: can't help you nothing, there's nothing she found the book.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: She found the book. Man, oh my god. Uh made
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: you know the worst man. So that's what it was about.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: That's how we did it back in the day. You know.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: So these comics talk to day about you know, the
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Internet and getting busted like that, tweeting and stuff like. Man,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: we paid our dudes in the day. We paid our dudes.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I know who we pave the way. Seriously, she eating
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't easy back in the day. That somebody had to
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: do with somebody had you have you have more may
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: days in school oh, I have way more may days,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: you answered the phone. Yeah, Steve had a couple may days.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to hear it. That's so come on,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I was about dating this girl. Man, there's like, yes,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: you remember that. I didn't know it because I was
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: just going in town. I leave, she got it, she
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: got boyfriend, and uh, the dude called me. I mean
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I mean he didn't call me.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: He saw me somewhere and he left a note on
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: my car and he said, uh, when I see you,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I'm whooping your age. Well, you know, look man, that's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: fine and good. You know, I'm twenty eight. I'm in
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: nice shape. I'm twenty eight, still had my fighting skills,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: real shop. But if I don't know who you are,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: I you could surprise me and I could lose. Because
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I'm speaking to you. Why he's throwing punches. Yea, So
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I said, I didn't want to get in the clock
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: because I thought the dude was somewhere watching me. We're
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: gonna So I went over to the payphone bay day.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: So I had to stand that pay phone for six
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: hours to Jane called this machine. So I'm hastening back
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: and potato chips. I mean, you know, a little budget
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: items that laught a lot of chewing. Like, I'm busy,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: but I'm standing scanning, talking lot looking for somebody that's
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: gonna walk upon me. I just needed Jay to know
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: where I was going case something happened, man, and I
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: had to tell him the whole story. Some Jay finally
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: called me. He's a man. What's up? I said, And Jay,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta dude, Man, you know the girl I was seeing?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: He said yeah. I said, she got a boyfriend. He said,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: what that got to do with us? Man? Right? I said,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: he put? He said he gonna so he know the
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: car I got. Jay said, what're your next gig? I said,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: he said, started driving? Now, all right, thanks, dog got
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: in the car and the Mississippi. Now I told him
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: what I was going to Mississippi. I said, dogge to
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: take me about seven hours to get that. You don't
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: hear from me? And seven hours he got that girl
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: and this her boyfriend. We're gonna way back like Cadillac seats.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Man made dame, and I was hoping that the guy
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: would get him and then I could get that gigs.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, a new
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: survey has asked people what age should they be expecting
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: to pay their expenses on their own? Okay, and it
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: turns out millennials feel that they should take responsibility at
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: a much younger age than we expect. Yeah, I'm a
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: parent of a millennial. A new survey is asked folks
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: what age people should be expected to pay their expenses
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: on their own, and it turns out that millennials feel
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: they should take responsibility at a much younger age than
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: we expect. Millennials. Millennials feel people should be able to
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: afford their own housing by age twenty two, while yeah right,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: baby boomers and Gen xers actually think it should be older. Definitely.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Millennials also think that people should be able to pay
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: for their cars a little over. They should pay for
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: their cell phones by eighteen, which also is younger than
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: all other generations. And at what age do you guys
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: think how experience? None of mine did all of that cars. Yeah,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, they're talking about something they
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: don't know, because if they knew, they wouldn't have to
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: say we should be able to You're not right, you're
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: not doing it. You're not going to your parents for
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: a house are exceptions to the route, but for the
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: most part, most twenty three year olds are just putting
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: themselves out of college. How you think you save money
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: for a house. It's hard to save for a house
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  Speaker 1: because you've out to live. And the problem with your
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  Speaker 1: first job is you got to buy everything. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have m M. You don't have a car, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have them right amount of clothes to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have money for lunch. You gotta produce that yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're starting to realize how much you really take
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  Speaker 1: to take care of yourself. Now you're trying to save
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  Speaker 1: for a house. Something went wrong? Oh you forgot about that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: things go wrong, It's called life. Now you look up
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror and you decided that you can't live
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  Speaker 1: with them teeth stacked on each other. No more so.
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  Speaker 1: Now you gotta go to the damn bunis. Wait, what
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  Speaker 1: say that again? You don't look that fund out that
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  Speaker 1: you can't leave stack don't have each other? Now you smile.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't working for you no more so? You got another bill? Yeah,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: another bill? Yeah, and and and getting that tooth took
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  Speaker 1: off on top of that all the truth, that's how Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now you thirty five with races. Yeah. Yeah, So now
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  Speaker 1: you don't jump in the thirty five or forty with
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  Speaker 1: braces trying to get that drunks that push you more behind.
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  Speaker 1: And we should calling people that had teeth stacked on
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  Speaker 1: top of each other from nine t were with two
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  Speaker 1: on each side. We should call it jack pot jack
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  Speaker 1: because you look like a jack o lanning with jack pot.
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  Speaker 1: You got extra in your mouth. That's my grandmother said,
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  Speaker 1: got enough teeth for another mouth, give him some. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that goes your plan. The next thing, you know,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: you're trying to buy money for mom and daddy or
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: daddy or daddy. You're buying it from daddy. You're calling
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: daddy phone. That's Daddy for money. Yeah, it's daddy. They
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  Speaker 1: think that you should be at that. But the reality
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: at that age, yeah, but it's it's definitely not true.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's but when I graduated from college, I'm moved back
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  Speaker 1: home with my mother. I lived with her for a while,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: because you're right, Steve, the job, I had the money,
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  Speaker 1: It just I couldn't afford to live on my own
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: right away. Never. But so many kids moved back. So
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: many kids are in the basement or in killed me
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  Speaker 1: to go back and live with my mom. Really, no way.
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  Speaker 1: I just couldn't do it. Maybe that's a man thing. Yeah,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I just was not going back home. Yeah, I was determined,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: and I was doing pretty bad. I was doing real bad,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. I wasn't gonna go back home. Just
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna go back. Things weren't bad at home, you
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  Speaker 1: just know. I just didn't want to go back home.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Then I lived in the why you were just used
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  Speaker 1: to being your own? Yeah? Under my roof? Yeah, T
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: seven years old? You tell me I can't stand in
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: front of the refrigerator door. Let's you gotta be off
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: the phone about midnight. I never cut the TV down.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven right out. You didn't eat about my
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Vanilla Wavers and I can't say it. Damn like parents are?
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  Speaker 1: They do not play that my room. You don't mean
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  Speaker 1: vanilla Wavers in what I told you about leaving that
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  Speaker 1: to set up. I'm so glad on my own. No,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. Man, you will always bells. They
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: don't care that they want to come back. They want to.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't they entitled? Think they are? They think they are entitled.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying that's how they act. Millennias act very entitled.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I know. My son told me as lonely as you
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: got money, I got what I remember. I told my
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: my daughter she could pick out her own bedroom set.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: She was at the highest price store. You don't start out, No,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I slept on a palette for a long time. You
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  Speaker 1: have a job. They have plans of life with your money. Yeah,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: they're planning their life with your money. I know you've
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: experienced that. Suburban kids, none of brand and call it
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: the only one knew what a little hard times all
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: the rest of them a little suburban kids. Man. Is
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: it our fault though? Because we wanted to give them
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: a better life than we had it. Yeah, each generation
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: wants to do that our parents want for us. I
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: think that's how it goes. But but I think they
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: want to be top of the food chain. You're right, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: But I think social media. Of course, we talked about
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: this a lot, but I think that social media added
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: to we want to give them a better life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's what has the them feeling entitled in all of that.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I mean just little simple things, but like your own television, Yeah,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: that your own your cell phone in your room. I
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: had a bed and a dress mad he be quiet.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I had a draw I had a draw cuter sale
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: were nothing was sitting there, not a window, all your
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: clothes in one draw Yeah, and the bottom drawer was missing. Alright, Uh,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: let me back. You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: My hero in yours to lady gentleman Roscoe, whiles we're
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: going on with your breen. Ain't nothing going over the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: ridd Ain't nothing going over the ridd? Hey, Roscoe, how
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: are you love you baby? Show? How your marriage going?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: It's going well, thank you. I'm still happy. Yeah, well,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: let me know where you ain't doing well? Doing well?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you? What are you making it easy for the
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: clean up man? Jammy Brown went up? Why what Rasco man?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing? Man? Ain't nothing you glad? You're over
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: on the right side now you damn showing the grass
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: look greener? And it is greener. That's funny, you know
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: what over that you're there and we feel the radio
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: show you're drying up? Ain't you the one they got
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: rid of? They replayed with five people who do that? Five?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: You take five people to make one who do that?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: That wasn't the stupidest thing out of the old damn
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: jege groups you up like dog dude got it right
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: on the Hey, Roscoe, how are you? J You ever
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: know what? I'm trying to call him? My boy drop on?
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  Speaker 1: I seen man? Yeah, but she hated. She don't believe
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: you don't believe fed me greed whatever, Ja, I just
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: don't believe that Roscoe wrote all these songs like you
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: heard when Friends came one thing where ye look look
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: at we know for you? Who the hell a wrote you? Ever? So, hey, Roscoe?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: You know Jay has a segment on the show called
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Murder the Hits, and what he does is take people
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: songs and you know, flip them so to speak and
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: change the words and uh, wait a minute, how are
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: you selling, Ruscoe? You you're okay? Oh no, I'm good,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Jay telling y'all number I'm a ghost right on all Yeah,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I wrote here and murdered him. But so Jay is
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: just taking all the credit for anything in our drag
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  Speaker 1: A able mission is that JA just keep coming whatever
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: he says, I'm going with. How did you guys, Ruscoe?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: How did you How did you and Jay meet? How
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: did you guys meet? Oh? We met long time ago.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: I knew his daddy. Oh you knew? What was his name?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Willie Brown? Yeah, that's my daddy's name. Yes, Oh that
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  Speaker 1: what he told you exactly exactly, Okay, I go long
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: with yeah well Brown. Yeah. When we call him something
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: Milo his nickname with do Do Brown, that boy something
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: boys because we called him do to Brown coach. He
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: stayed in sugar honey, ice tea, my mantle, will will
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: I just took on quite necklack. I just took a
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  Speaker 1: tone under my way on one second activating. What are
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: you doing? Roscoe Jay rock? Rocking that curl? That? How
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: much activated? He still need a lot? You need lot?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: That's too much? Roo? Pull up? What did you do? Fresh?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: I get fresh in the curl? Baby. That's all all right?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Ros go, thank you. We gotta go for what y'all
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: get ready to next. I'm gonna come back for that
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: and holl at you about something. All right, you're listening, Steve,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: show y'all we're here for just time for just one
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: more thing. I want to invite all of you out
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: to the Lovely and it's filling up to man, it's
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: some nice people gonna be out there. Ladies, get your
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: girls together, come out in the group. Have yourself for ladies,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying in sould festivals, fellas, get yourself for boys weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Come on out there and smoke cigars and gamble sitting
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: around at a dope pool and look at them waitresses
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: and going out to the casino man and start gambling
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Place yourself some golf man. Just lay
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: on the beach with the fellas, talking trash, getting yourself
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: some you know, quality drinks in and quality food and
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: making the boys we can, making the girls weekend you
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: never know would be nice out there. It's called the
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Sanding Soul Festival. Salt and Pepper keeps wet. The one
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: and only new edition will be performing a comedy show
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: with Kia an earthquake in it. Sheryl Underwood gonna be there.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna be all fool time right there. That
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: will be no seminar on just getting ready to ask
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: from the pool on the beach to drink, walk the beach,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: can roast party, go to sleep, wake up, do it again.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: You have a couple of people following your footsteps. Did
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: you know that a couple of entertainers, one as an
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Oscar winner. I'm talking about Jamie Fox. He has a
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: game show coming out called Shazam. Yeah it looks fun. Yeah,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: it looks like it should be a lot of fun
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: because it has music. And as Jamie FOXX like he says,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: and me and I'm taking you back, didn't go my
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: pound used to say that Shazam Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: could go on that show. Surely shows am I will
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: win you know, you know songs. I know him by
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: a note, I will win. And that's what you do.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: You play the note and you know if you can
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: guess and see if you can guess it. And I
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: think the winnings are up to a million dollars or something.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: You could, Yeah, you can win like a million dollars,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: So you need to go on the show. Girl speaking
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: to Jamie Fox, Well, let me tell you this too. Yeah, okay,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I told you game show Snoop Dogg is getting a
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: game show as well. He's gonna be the host of
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: Joker's Wild, the new Joker's Wild. It's a classic casino
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: style game show. It aired back in the seventies and eighties. Yeah,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: they say it. I remember it. It was a card game.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. One had that funny sounding. Uh joker, joker, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: So they're gonna bring back the show with Snoop as
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: the host. He says it's a no brainer for him.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: That was his favorite game back in the day. So
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: there you go. And I mentioned Jamie Fox, he and
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Katie Holmes. Their relationship is heating up. It's eating up.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox and Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes used to be
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: married to Tom Cruise. Remember Tom Cruise and Jamie Fox
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: played in that movie Collateral Damage together. Now it's a
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: good movie. That was a really good movie. Huh yeah. Yeah,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: they're all over Paris going to dinner. So you do it?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: Do it? What? Yeah? Go White man that it's yeah yeah.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I don't look at me and say that. Sam had
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: one the statements. Man, Jamie Fox is a friend of mine.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of I'm proud of it. Say that power
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: to him. White Are you kidding me? You like dating
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: white women? Wrong? Man, Steve, I need to talk to
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: you after that. Love you fine, love your love and
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: love of course we believe in that. On this show,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about him talking about Jamie Girl Like I
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: don't say anything wrong. I'm saying that was great snapshot
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: a picture of a so I can know who she is.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: She looked good. The main thing, she's white. That's the
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: main all you need to know, right, all I need
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: to know? So fine, make me Itch. Why did you
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: hire him, Stevens? Who was the point? What was you
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: trying to make? Anyway, Katie and Jamie have really been
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: keeping their relationship on the low low step that would love.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: They're getting ready to step out there. They really are,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: They really are. They're planning to do some more public appearances,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: you know, together, whether it's just going out to dinner
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: or whatever, the doing that, so when they get back
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: to the U S it will probably be more of
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: their congratulations yeah money, Oh she's a white woman, a
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: white woman. Now you're on board with understanding here, Steve.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: You know he's a champion for black women everywhere. You know,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not putting down white black women.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: I'm doing that at all. No, no, no, no, I
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: would never do that. No no, I'm not. No, that's
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. I'm saying, that's good that she's white.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Saying. That's all I'm saying. She
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: find so j do you date black women too? Though?
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: He said, got me three the horses, I'm done, I'm done,
• 1:36:55
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