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Labor Day, Bitter Endings, Reggie 4rom Bad Boys, Men-Closure and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 4: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 5: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 6: Busy listening to show.
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  Speaker 7: I don't joy, Yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 8: You know you turn love, turn turn.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn
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  Speaker 9: Look.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. Y'll listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 2: radio show today, folks. I just want to dive right
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  Speaker 2: in because I think I got it here. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that there is a life for you
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  Speaker 2: that's greater than you could have ever dreamed of? Did
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  Speaker 2: you know that there's a life for you better than
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  Speaker 2: the one you've ever felt before? And did you know
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  Speaker 2: that there was a life for you much bigger than
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  Speaker 2: the one you wanted? And lastly, did you know that
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  Speaker 2: what I just said is true? Did you know that
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  Speaker 2: did you know that the things I just said are
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  Speaker 2: available to you? It's not just intended for those who
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  Speaker 2: receive awards. It's for everybody. Yeah, you too, It's for
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  Speaker 2: you who didn't get your high school diploma. It's for
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  Speaker 2: you who are incarcerated. It's for you who have two strikes.
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  Speaker 2: It's for you who've been sentenced to life. It's for
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  Speaker 2: you who've gotten out and have a felony record and
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  Speaker 2: can't seem to get it together. It's for you who
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  Speaker 2: have an illness. It's for you who the doctors have
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  Speaker 2: given up on. It's for you. This life I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about is for you. Did you know that there is
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  Speaker 2: a life for you better than the one you dreamed about,
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  Speaker 2: better than the one you've imagined, a life better than
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  Speaker 2: the one you thought of, That there's a life for
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  Speaker 2: you better than the one you've ever felt before. There's
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  Speaker 2: a life for you better than the one you saw
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  Speaker 2: for yourself. There's a better life for you than the
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  Speaker 2: one you expected and even the one you wanted. Did
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  Speaker 2: you know that this is true for you? See, here's
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  Speaker 2: let me give you the secret to this thing. Now
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  Speaker 2: you have to believe that it is for you. Now,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta fight through the doubts. You gotta fight through
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  Speaker 2: the wiel of satan, because the devil is busy man.
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  Speaker 2: The devil wants you to think that it's hopeless. The
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  Speaker 2: devil wants you to think that this is it The
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  Speaker 2: devil wants you to think that ain't no more to it.
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  Speaker 2: The devil wants you to think that this applies to
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  Speaker 2: other people. But you, Yeah, you've been dealt the worst
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  Speaker 2: hand of them all, which you ate. But that's what
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  Speaker 2: the devil wants you to think. So you gotta fight through. Now,
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  Speaker 2: You gotta fight through to get to what I just
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  Speaker 2: said is available for you. But what else you got
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  Speaker 2: to do? You ain't doing nothing else, might as well fight.
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  Speaker 2: Why just wake up and just let it be? Why
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  Speaker 2: would you wake up every day and just exist when
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  Speaker 2: there's a chance for you to actually live? See the
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  Speaker 2: reason I don't mind smiling so much now is because
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  Speaker 2: I'm no longer existing. I'm living now. See. See, that's
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  Speaker 2: what you want to get to. You don't want to exist,
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  Speaker 2: to wake up paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing,
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  Speaker 2: not understanding, not have and can't can't get this, can't
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  Speaker 2: get that, can't go here, can't go there, Gota wait,
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  Speaker 2: gota wait, goda wait, goda wait till it seems like
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  Speaker 2: you never get nowhere. You can get out of that
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  Speaker 2: rut of life, feeling like when you wake up in
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  Speaker 2: the morning that your life is whole hum that you
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  Speaker 2: just in a rut. I drive the same way to work.
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  Speaker 2: I do the same thing on my job. When I
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  Speaker 2: get off, I drive all the way back home. I
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  Speaker 2: sit there, I read the newspaper. I watered the lawn.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sick of my life. It ain't this, ain't
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  Speaker 2: what I wanted, man, and start wak up and start over,
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  Speaker 2: do the same thing. Then the weekend gets in. You
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  Speaker 2: got to mold the lawn, and then you try to
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  Speaker 2: fix something in the garage, and you feel like your
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  Speaker 2: life is in a rut. I'm talking about if this
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  Speaker 2: feels like a rut to you, and if it's what
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  Speaker 2: you've always wanted, I'm cool with that. But I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to people who want it more, who would love their
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  Speaker 2: life to be more, who would love their life too
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  Speaker 2: different to be different. Now, I'm not criticizing you if
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  Speaker 2: I just described your life. I'm just only talking to
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  Speaker 2: the ones who would dad to believe that there's more
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  Speaker 2: to it than this. I'm only talking to the ones
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  Speaker 2: who would dad to accept the challenge to fight through
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  Speaker 2: and see what God got for you. Instead of listening
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  Speaker 2: to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man. Please
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  Speaker 2: understand he's so busy, so busy, trying to treat you,
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  Speaker 2: get you into the crove. You know they doing all
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  Speaker 2: kinds of stuff now, man, you know atheists and already
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  Speaker 2: got prayer taken out of schools. Excuse me, look at
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  Speaker 2: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheists
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  Speaker 2: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
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  Speaker 2: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
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  Speaker 2: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
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  Speaker 2: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
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  Speaker 2: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
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  Speaker 2: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
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  Speaker 2: then't do you, but don't spill off into what I got. Now. See,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I ain't
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  Speaker 2: talking to you. Let's just be clear about the relationship
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  Speaker 2: with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking to
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  Speaker 2: the people that believe that are looking for something else,
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  Speaker 2: that want something more, that wants something better, that's got
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  Speaker 2: to be out there searching and hoping and trying to
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  Speaker 2: do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If you
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  Speaker 2: don't believe what I'm saying is true, then't go ahead,
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  Speaker 2: try it your way, go see, write me, email me,
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  Speaker 2: let me know how it's going for you. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you of a way that's tried and true. If
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  Speaker 2: you go to God, if you go to your creator,
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  Speaker 2: your maker, if you go to him and you go
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  Speaker 2: to him for real and tell him, hey, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I want you to go ahead and take over from here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'd have done all I know how to
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  Speaker 2: do outa tried everything I know how to try. I'm
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  Speaker 2: sick of me right now. Hey look here, you created
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  Speaker 2: me what you want me to do, and you had
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  Speaker 2: the cool thing about it. When I made that decision, y'all. See,
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  Speaker 2: I was so afraid for years that I was going
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  Speaker 2: to miss out on something if I did that. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I needed
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  Speaker 2: to stop doing. I really need to stop the things
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  Speaker 2: I was afraid of not being able to do anymore,
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  Speaker 2: with the very same things I really didn't need to
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  Speaker 2: be doing no more in the first place. On the
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  Speaker 2: real man, on the real all that temporary fun I
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  Speaker 2: was having all them temporary outlets. I was using all
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  Speaker 2: them temporary things, trying to fulfill myself I was doing.
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  Speaker 2: I was just doing a bunch of temporary mess man.
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  Speaker 2: I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun
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  Speaker 2: with joy. But it was only because I went and
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  Speaker 2: I faced him. He didn't take me and stopped me
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  Speaker 2: from being me. He just made a better version of me. See,
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  Speaker 2: God don't take he because all the stuff he sent
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  Speaker 2: you through, he needed you to go through all him.
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  Speaker 2: He needed you to have him experience of what it
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  Speaker 2: felt like to be locked up. He needed you to
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  Speaker 2: have experience and know what it was to lose everything.
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  Speaker 2: He needed you to have experience to make you tough.
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  Speaker 2: You just gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough
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  Speaker 2: soldier in his army. That's all. I just say. One
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  Speaker 2: of the weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God
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  Speaker 2: didn't take a lot of stuff from except the stuff
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  Speaker 2: I needed. But the stuff he made me to be,
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  Speaker 2: He allowed me to keep it, and he just made
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  Speaker 2: it better of me. Do that, y'all and you can
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  Speaker 2: have what you want.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Show, ladies and gentlemen, man have your attention. Please. Today's
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  Speaker 2: an archaeologist, mountain people, scuba divers and archaeologists. None of
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  Speaker 2: them are listening right now. We're just trying to draw
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  Speaker 2: them in. So we're sending out random dedications to people
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  Speaker 2: I know ain't listening to the show. My show is worldwide,
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  Speaker 2: but not underwater. My show is worldwide, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: like up high places, and my show is worldwide. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care for people that dig holes, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 10: Hello Steve, and mountain people, scuba divers and archaeologists wherever you.
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  Speaker 1: Are calling for real, Good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Mountain people in them?
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  Speaker 11: All of you see May Junior astronauts ain't listening either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now we haven't dedicated anything to him yet, Junior,
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  Speaker 2: I do the dedication. Don't step on the stay you
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  Speaker 2: get to ask. Yeah, yeah, don't jump with joke Jr.
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  Speaker 2: All right, jumping, yeah, yeah, joke jumping.
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  Speaker 12: Put up Jake a mountain, a mountain man, or just
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  Speaker 12: in a scuba diver walk into the bar. The bartender said,
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  Speaker 12: y'all need to get out of here with that bull
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  Speaker 12: because I don't know none of y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Get the hell out of here, nephew.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, top of the morning, mountain people, listen to the story.
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  Speaker 2: About a man named Jed gets up Mountain people. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: here's a question I have to start the day off, Shirley.
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  Speaker 2: If you are not doing radio, what job would you
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  Speaker 2: love to have? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That's he see, I'd be a singer. Really have to ask.
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  Speaker 12: Jay, Jay, let me get just so me me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just some Whitney for you. Just yeah, yeah, calling.
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  Speaker 2: What would you want to be? Right in the college
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  Speaker 2: you want to do? What would you want to be?
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  Speaker 13: I think I would want to work in television.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna be a radio rest of your life? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: We wrote watch the Hologram?
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  Speaker 4: Still you thank you?
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  Speaker 11: Book your notes, sticky notes.
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  Speaker 2: I hear the hete it's uh television, junior, sir. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I want to be an NFL running back. What I
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  Speaker 2: want to be?
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  Speaker 3: See that you can see that.
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  Speaker 2: I want to I want to play I could see that. Jay,
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  Speaker 2: what would you be video point man? Yes? Long right there?
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  Speaker 2: Your uh here's gonna be a good one. Tommy, what
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  Speaker 2: you want to.
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  Speaker 9: Be shipping Dales baby chipping Dale's uh wear nothing.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, my singer is looking real good to you right
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  Speaker 10: about now, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, mom TV job.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We're
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  Speaker 10: gonna run that brank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 10: morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
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  Speaker 10: your morning off.
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  Speaker 4: With the nephew and run that prank back. What you
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  Speaker 4: got for his nep.
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  Speaker 2: A wedding with Butcher cat Dog if you would.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hell, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach allan.
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  Speaker 5: This is hey. How you doing this? Butcher man? But
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  Speaker 5: uh yeah you was you was at the cookout the
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  Speaker 5: other day with the family. I'm Christian's cuzin okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: y'all was you was a at the cookouts the of
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  Speaker 5: the day. I wanted to reach out to you, I know,
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  Speaker 5: the weddingess in the next two weeks, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: yeah yeah, you ready for that? Yeah? Okay, Well, hey man,
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  Speaker 5: I got a little bit of a problem that uh
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  Speaker 5: you know, we kind of wanted to call you about,
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  Speaker 5: you know, because the family got together and had a
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  Speaker 5: little meeting, like and what the deal is is just here.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I know you excited and want to marry
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  Speaker 5: my cousin and she kind of excited too about the
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  Speaker 5: whole thing. But you know, like the family members, we
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  Speaker 5: got together and decided that for right now, I mean
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  Speaker 5: right now, we findsh like we find the call the
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  Speaker 5: wedding now for right now?
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  Speaker 14: What you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: What you talking about calling the wedding off? Well see,
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  Speaker 5: you know, everybody, thank you cool and I and uh
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  Speaker 5: you know we real real passionate man about you know,
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  Speaker 5: people marrying into our family or whatever. Like you know,
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  Speaker 5: the gathering of the day. You know that was a
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  Speaker 5: hot look, thank everybody brains something right.
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  Speaker 14: Hold on, christ ain't ever tell me no like that
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  Speaker 14: about what about something about not getting no married?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well see right here, like I say, this is
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  Speaker 5: what the family done, decided on, what.
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  Speaker 14: The family decided on.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you see this is what I'm trying to tell you. See,
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  Speaker 5: we're a real close knit family and it's like this here.
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  Speaker 5: See first of all, let me get you to understand
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  Speaker 5: is here you're talking to Butcher right now. All right,
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  Speaker 5: here's a deal. You know, we didn't decided that the
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  Speaker 5: wedd name in the appen in two weeks until like
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  Speaker 5: when we had we had the pot look, barbecue. Everybody
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  Speaker 5: brings something. Why you ain't brain nothing what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 5: I'm paying for what? Oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you've been to throw up in our faces
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  Speaker 5: that you're paying for the wedd Hell yeah, who's I
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  Speaker 5: supposed to bring? Hey? Man, everybody brings something. We have
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  Speaker 5: a pot. Look, you know, everybody brings something contribute to
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  Speaker 5: to to the function of the event that's going on,
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  Speaker 5: you know. And for you to walk up in there
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  Speaker 5: and I have nothing that let us know what kind
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  Speaker 5: of person you're gonna be in the family. We can't
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  Speaker 5: have it con this again. This butcher right here, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know no butcher. Look, I came to the family
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  Speaker 5: gathering picnic.
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  Speaker 14: I came there and showed up, loving on all y'all,
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  Speaker 14: telling y'all great this was gonna be. And now you're
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  Speaker 14: telling me I can't married Christal?
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  Speaker 5: Is that what?
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  Speaker 14: Telling me?
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  Speaker 5: I ain't man in the family that already voted and
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  Speaker 5: when the family vote, dog, that's it. I ain't marrying
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  Speaker 5: the family. You may you've married my cousin, Christian, that's
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  Speaker 5: what you're trying to do. And you ain't fit the
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  Speaker 5: mary house.
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  Speaker 14: Look, i'ma calling up to my job talking like this.
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  Speaker 14: I'm already on hot from the day with some boat
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  Speaker 14: my supervis of them pulls.
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  Speaker 5: Do not come calling me with no vote. Hey man,
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  Speaker 5: let me tell you this here until we can decide
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  Speaker 5: that you good for Christian, until we can decide that
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  Speaker 5: you know you can handle being married to her, and
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  Speaker 5: you come correct as a family member. And if you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna come to pot, look then you bring a pot.
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  Speaker 5: You ain't brain nothing.
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  Speaker 14: I ain't gotta fearing nothing. I'm paying for this wed
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  Speaker 14: and I don't give watch you up there, all that
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  Speaker 14: money out on dropped for this? How about two bottles
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  Speaker 14: of wine to it?
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  Speaker 5: You bought when I ain't seen no wine. I don't
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  Speaker 5: care if you got that wine or not.
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  Speaker 14: I saw her mama drinking it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I ain't getting no wine. I don't remember
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  Speaker 5: nobody bringing no wine. See Butcher normally see everything that
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  Speaker 5: go on.
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  Speaker 14: I got class. I don't know what he's talking about, Butchy, whatever,
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  Speaker 14: I bought some wine. Mamma was drinking it, and I
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  Speaker 14: ain't playing that this wedding going down. I didn't spend
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  Speaker 14: over twenty three thousand.
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  Speaker 5: Dollars on that, Hey man, I didn't already told you that.
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  Speaker 5: The family then voted on that the wind name. I
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  Speaker 5: don't give up what the family voted on.
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  Speaker 15: I them pay for this.
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  Speaker 14: I ain't heard nothing from Christian about this.
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  Speaker 5: Christen might not know what we'd done voted on. We
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  Speaker 5: made the decisions sometimes for everybody you undersaying that.
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  Speaker 14: Don't include me.
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  Speaker 5: We'll let Christian know that we's gonna stop the web.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just calling to let you know before I didn't
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  Speaker 5: even tell her. What's up you.
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  Speaker 14: Trying to tell me?
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  Speaker 5: Christen don't even know now. We ain't told her that
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  Speaker 5: we don't agree with you yet and that we're gonna
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  Speaker 5: stop the win. We ain't told of it. Man, get
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  Speaker 5: out of here.
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  Speaker 14: I don't paid all this money for this. Man, y'all
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  Speaker 14: ain't stopping.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, man, I done already told you what we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not finna continue to go back and forth with you.
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  Speaker 14: Better go off my alreadys and your voice at me.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, hell you I tell you what. Let
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  Speaker 5: me say this to you. I don't care if I
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  Speaker 5: got to bust up in that church and stop this
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  Speaker 5: wedding because you then win against what we just said.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever I got to do.
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  Speaker 15: I don't know who you with.
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  Speaker 5: I wish yoall was try to stop this wedding. Look
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  Speaker 5: we can have a list right now, I can get
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  Speaker 5: off of work. I'm already going.
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  Speaker 14: Through some books and I'm already on fire. I will
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  Speaker 14: come there and bust yo right now.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, see see what she was going with Nigel.
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  Speaker 5: See Nigel, ain't act like this, Oh what I don't know.
• 18:29
  Speaker 14: You didn't bring that me and that don already have
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: don't even bring that came.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Up in me. Hey man, amen, I'm just keeping it
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: real with you. Nigel, ain't act like this here that
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: we don't have words. And if that doesn't want to
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: come and bust up in that too, he.
• 18:41
  Speaker 15: Get dealt with just like that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 11: A man.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to say, it's a whole family one
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars.
• 18:46
  Speaker 15: I don't want to hear nothing about this no more.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Tell me where to be and we can deal with
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: this right now. I'm just letting you know. The family
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: then voted the family and already no voting. Now what
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: we'll do we'll push the way in back and then
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: give us time to read evaluate you and we evaluate me.
• 19:02
  Speaker 14: I don't need no evaluation from y'all, me and Christen
• 19:05
  Speaker 14: get married. How do I put some money on this?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: All I know is the wedding ain't happening.
• 19:09
  Speaker 14: That the wedding is happening now after them pay for
• 19:12
  Speaker 14: all this talk some books you the family were gonna
• 19:16
  Speaker 14: get married in two and a half weeks if joh,
• 19:18
  Speaker 14: if y'all don't come in, if y'all come up in that,
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: y'all gonna get dealt with men straight.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: That I'm trying to say, day man, I'm trying to
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: tell you man right now, the family don't want you
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: in the family right now. I don't give it about y'all.
• 19:32
  Speaker 14: Ain't in love with y'all. I'm mar and Christens and
• 19:33
  Speaker 14: I can give a if I see y'all ever again.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you this here. The family voted on
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: one more thing you need to go on on. Know
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: that while we're at it, this ain't.
• 19:41
  Speaker 14: No damn democracy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: We getting married.
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: That is between HI and I and if y'all don't
• 19:46
  Speaker 14: want to be there, jump.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Off in the dish. Yeah, it's one more thing we
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: done voted on. What the else you don't voted on?
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: We voted on this. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Christians and Todd Family. They got
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: me the prank phone call you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 14: You Tommy, I don't put all that money out like that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I was like, no, Sun, I got one more thing.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I got to ask you, dog, what is what is
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: the lane?
• 20:27
  Speaker 14: Steve Hardy Morning Show. Baby, I'm being real with you, man,
• 20:32
  Speaker 14: somebody gonna you up.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: We ain't got to praise it up in here. I'll
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: be back in another hour. You ain't got to give
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: me no praise already.
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: Know it's to thinking of you coming up next to
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: his ask the CLO or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey back.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: In the building.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, time now for us the c l O,
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is here. This one is
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: from John in Memphis. Johnny writes, I must be the
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: biggest fool.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: On the planet.
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: The other night, I got a hotel room with a
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: married woman and she said she was hungry, so she
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: ordered food. I took a shower and put all of
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: my belongings on the nightstand. When I was taking a shower.
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: She yelled that she was going down to get the food.
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: She left and took all of my cash and jewelry,
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: and she blocked my calls. I don't care about the money,
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: but my deceased wife bought the necklace and I want
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: it back. Should I stop by her house and get it?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, dog. Let's go over this.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: You were in a hotel room with a married woman
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: with your deceased wife necklace. Oh, she bought you. You
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: went in the bathroom, she stole everything, told you she
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: was going downstairs to get the food. You come out
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: in the necklace gone. You want to go over the
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: married woman house to get your necklace back? Hey, dog,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: your wife already deceased.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I want to see.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: What is you trying to do? Though? Here you miss her,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: so you're gonna go over there. Boy, Listen to me
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: deal with her later on. But you cannot go to
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: that house now. You can contact her at her job
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: and say, hey, listen, here's the deal. All I want
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: is a necklace back. Are your husband gonna know everything?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: But I just want the necklace back? All right? Since
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: you bring this stuff back over here, though, I'm gonna
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: need my money to that. I ain't gonna lie to you.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you or your husband. Yeah, I know
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he don't care about it. But since you bring this
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: necklace back, your husband gonna know everything. All right?
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: Moving on, Sandra says, I'm forty seven years old, married
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: and sleeping with my gynecologist. We had sex a few
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: times in his office, but I'm worried because he's not
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: a savvy cheater. He touches me and kisses on me
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: and the elevator, and I warned him about cameras being
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: all over the place. His receptionist just started giving me
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: the evil eye.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: And she's short with me. Now.
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: He said not to pay any attemption. Meant not to
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: pay her any mind, But I'm scared of her. Should
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: I ask her what her problem is?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: You already know what the problem is. You a woman,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You already know, y'all. Women, you know why she's short
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: with you and giving you the evil eye? You want
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: what you're gonna ask? Is there something wrong? Yes, it's
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: something wrong. You in the office, like I one, got
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: to go in there and clean up. Okay, all this
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: extra paper in the trash can't be examining.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she said in his office, in her.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Guts, paper in the trash. What is you using all
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: them sheets? Fall?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: No, because she's married. But then she said she's scared
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: of her.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: What is that about?
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: She's scared of her and she wants to step too
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: the girlhood.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: You gonna step to her and do what? Get slapped
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: all into the You're gonna get slapped back into the elevator,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: Korea and Tampa says, I'm dating a great man that's
• 24:30
  Speaker 10: a single father to three boys, and I love them dearly,
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: but they are all so gross, including my boyfriend. Their
• 24:38
  Speaker 10: house always smells like a dirty clothes hamper, and they
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: always miss the toilet.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Bowl, so I have to squat when I use it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: They constantly pass gas, and they love to come around
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: me and do it then run away laughing. It's all
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: fun and games daily. Is it okay to set boundaries
• 24:56
  Speaker 10: with the boys since their dad won't?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you're gonna do at
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: the house. Does she live there, Shirley, No, No, she
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: doesn't live there. You're visiting. It's all dudes. They trifling
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: for guys, But I look the missing the toilet. They're
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: gonna do that now, I don't understand how nobody picking
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: up this seat though, but that's that's a guy thing too.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they're young. Why don't you break up with him?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Leave the nasty.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Tamper house.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: She can't talk to him about it, she said, she.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Bound, well, I understand what she said. She could have
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: her talk to I mean, you know, look, I mean
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: she could put her foot down. You a woman, you
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: can get this is going to stop. If I'm gonna
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: come over here and you all enjoying all this cooking
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: and stuff, You're gonna have to do better.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, clean, And.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: If they care about you, they gonna make an answer.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Get some for breeze.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Were cooking gassy food too?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Moving on?
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: Steve Philo Kira and Shreveport says, I got a call
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: from a female saying she had sex with my boyfriend
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: multiple times. In the back of his camera. He was
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: right there, so I let him hear the call. He
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: said it was the crazy girl that works at the
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: car wash and she always flirts with him, but he
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: thinks something is not quite right with her mentally. He said,
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: I should go to the car wash and see for myself.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: Did he make all of this up to throw me off.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: Shouldn't go down to the car wash?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: He got your thinking about going down there that car washed?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Or don't it my dog? You be proud, I likest one.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: That's the crazy ass girl down at the car wash.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she tripping. Now you need to
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: go down there and see for yourself. Now two things
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: that's gonna happen. What two things can happen? You can
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: go down there to the car wash and you could
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: discover that it ain't no girl work at the car
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: wash at all, because that's why he invited you down
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to the car wash. Okay, but now you're gonna do
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: have to explain why how this girl got who's ever
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: phone number she called? And how they know how to
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: put you together with her? Work your line? So now
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: you lives got to have levels. It's called level line.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: You got to level line.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: That level lines.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Morning shows Jay and Jr.
• 28:01
  Speaker 13: Are here with some pointers for people.
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: Okay, So no matter what you're into, whether it's drinking
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: alcohol or smoking legally, now this is how you know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 13: When you've had enough and it's time to what put
• 28:14
  Speaker 13: and put.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It down down?
• 28:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's time to put it down all right, Jake,
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: go ahead, Okay, when you got your light on your phone,
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: your light is on your phone and you're looking for
• 28:25
  Speaker 12: your phone, it's time to put it down.
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that's that's absolutely true.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It's in your hand.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and all mine is real.
• 28:36
  Speaker 11: And I don't care if he is missing this morning,
• 28:38
  Speaker 11: but this is when he's gonna stop. Uh lakia uh
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: if you.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: If you start it drinking O e U.
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: But every time you have a police sign you grabbed me,
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: put all e down. You don't need to drink this
• 28:50
  Speaker 11: no moment. I'm trying to tear my clothes up. Police go,
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: but I'm not going to city with do this with y'all.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Jay, you know he is her coming.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Put it down. It's three o'clock in the morning.
• 29:07
  Speaker 12: You throwing out a tricky to make Thanksgiving dinner and
• 29:09
  Speaker 12: it ain't even Thanksgiving. It's time to put it down.
• 29:12
  Speaker 12: It's time.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: It's just Tuesday. Yeah, it's just too.
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: He's gonna know if you say what a huh in
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: the conversation MORETI five times?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: What, it's time to put it down? Yeah, you're right.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: What about wha wha wha?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: What what I got one? Here we go.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 29:47
  Speaker 12: If you like what you're smoking on both ends, it's
• 29:56
  Speaker 12: trying to put it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Down on both ends.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, cook, you got.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: One of you okay to tell you something?
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: How come over your house and I walked up stairs
• 30:10
  Speaker 11: and you playing PlayStation and you got the headphones on. Dog,
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: whatever you is you doing, it's time to put that down.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: You see down.
• 30:20
  Speaker 11: You're talking to a hand, said so what a place
• 30:23
  Speaker 11: that you controlled it in your hand as you smoking?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I got I.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Know what you're just happened with a friend of mine.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: If you driving? Yeah, uh and we just said that
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: this light and it ben't changed greenies three times. Yeah
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: we're still now.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but staring at the which you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Get time you put it down down down?
• 30:52
  Speaker 12: Well you you decide to and you waiting for the
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: cake to be done. Got all the ingredients in the pan,
• 31:02
  Speaker 12: but what you did was you stuck it in the
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: dish washing and you waiting. Yeah, yeah, put it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 16: Come put it down there, don't need.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got if you done, got huggy and you
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: didn't decided? You want some pinto beans and you soaking them?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Can you just get a spoon and sit down and
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: start eating?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Sucking dog?
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: Put that out you got to quit some you got
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: to you got it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Let me take you some time.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Take something right now.
• 31:48
  Speaker 11: If you come out to the bathroom and your bathtowel
• 31:51
  Speaker 11: don't make it to the other side, and you come out, Toby, Hey,
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: somebody called me, mane, it's time put the down.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: You saw me gonna need to that damn pie.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, we can't see this.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: All right? You get the work. You get the work.
• 32:08
  Speaker 12: You have to go to the restroom and you find
• 32:11
  Speaker 12: out you got on three pair underwear.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: What happened there?
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: I don't know, but you got three pair tros. But
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: you told somebody.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: If you live in Chicago and it's one below zero,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: that's cold, yes, and you standing outside with the cigarette
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: smokers and all of them is smoking a cigarette, but
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you're smoking your home. You doing weed instead of a cigarette.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: You got to quick.
• 32:51
  Speaker 11: I tell you, I'll tell you what if every time
• 32:53
  Speaker 11: I'm sitting along with you, now you say you hear that, Hey, hey,
• 33:01
  Speaker 11: I can't watch the game and figure out what the
• 33:03
  Speaker 11: hell your.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You hit it?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: You get hungry.
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: You you say you hungry, and you come back at
• 33:16
  Speaker 12: the kitchen and you eat macaroni straight out the box,
• 33:20
  Speaker 12: straight out a box.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: It goes with those pentel beans from earlier.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: If you don't pop some popcorn in the marketwave open
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: it up, hot ate all the popcorn. Yeah, and you
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: now trying to down them kernels. That's what on pop sea.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You're just over there dealing with it. Wow.
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: Touch Yeah, that's.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Way too much.
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: Okay, I'm right now, I'm tating right now. I'm thinking, man,
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: because he keep doing this. But I'm telling you this.
• 33:58
  Speaker 11: You gotta put this down. If I come over and
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: I see you in the front yard and you and
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: your pit bull the same weight both y'all one twenty five, No,
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: you gotta put it down. You and your dog scaring
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: nobody hard poses out, nobody's kicking.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Your dog leading you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 12: If you stand in the middle of your room and
• 34:27
  Speaker 12: you're looking at a light bulb and you say the
• 34:30
  Speaker 12: sun is bright today.
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: Time, all right, thank you, guys, that was a good
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: time to put it down. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: all right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 14: Time.
• 34:47
  Speaker 10: Now, guys were around of would you rather would you
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: rather mow your own lawn for one year, or would
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: you rather living huh.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Okay? Or would you rabbit.
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: Live in a four hundred square foot house for thirty days.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna do be. I mean, yeah, you don't
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: like eh, but you're talking about mowing for a year.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Old year your own lawn though.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I take that thirty day. Yeah, I make the house.
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: You're gonna have a lot of uh bruises on your
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: head because you're gonna bump everything.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You're gonna bump your head, your knee, You're gonna be
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: messing that.
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: After thirty you're talking about Steve right, yeah, every time
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: he turned around.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have trouble using the bathroom that close to
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the kitchen. That's gonna be my problem. You're gonna have
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: a problems getting there now. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: burn a bed sheet while I'm using the bathroom. So
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: not having this over here by the kitchen, because I'm
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: telling you right now, I'm gonna have to start a
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: fire every time I go to the bathroom and a
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: little tiny out. We've got to get some in here
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: something all right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: Moving on, Tommy, since you brought it up, would you
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: rather be five five and a billionaire me or six
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: four and just earn you know, five figures annually.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go I take that five fight I'm.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Good five because the five figures or six figures?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Five figures?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: He said, a billion Oh you're talking about the other guy.
• 36:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, would you rather be five five and a billionaire?
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: Would you rather be six four and earn five figures annually?
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: No, I'm gonna go with five five. When I stand
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: on my wallet, I'm taller than the Yeah, I'm trying.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: To how about six figures.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: That I'm still going that. I'm still going with that
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: five five. I ain't got a problem with this five five.
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: I got no problem with him, not with them.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Five shouldn't. Yeah, what shouldn't? It is what it is?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: You know, you have to deal with her. To me personally,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I have a problem with her. I'm gonna be six
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: fold giving him six figures and let me try to
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: flip it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: A millionaire.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna try to explain myself to everybody, athlete.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I just gotta add to what you're looking at. All right,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: here's hell, y'all keep staring at me for.
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 37:32
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, your boy.
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: Janthony Brown is here, and uh, I don't know if
• 37:43
  Speaker 10: you knew this, but he has another new book out,
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: and this one's called Signs that tell You're about to
• 37:49
  Speaker 10: get dumped?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, how many books have you.
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  Speaker 2: Written, Steve? You've already called me.
• 37:57
  Speaker 12: No, I'm trying to match up with you and write books.
• 38:03
  Speaker 12: And in the days, I'm not here, I'm up writing,
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: I'm writing. I'm okay, I'm not here.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I'm writing.
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  Speaker 12: So this new book it is called Signs You Might
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: be About to get dump?
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  Speaker 2: Chapter one.
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  Speaker 3: This is a great chapter.
• 38:18
  Speaker 12: She says she's going on a girl trip, but she
• 38:20
  Speaker 12: ain't packing up but victorious secrets and condoms.
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  Speaker 3: You know she ain't gonna You know, you need to
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: look into that.
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  Speaker 17: Okay, she told you, She told you she needs to
• 38:32
  Speaker 17: stay late with the kids and work with them with
• 38:35
  Speaker 17: their homework at Starbucks.
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  Speaker 12: Whatever. Don't give me that signs you about to get dumph? Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 12: cle you over to the house now, y'all chilling. You
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: find a man's jacket at the house. It's eight sizes
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: too big, but she says it's for you.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: What ever? Ud about to get dumped?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: You about to get dump?
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: She in the kitchen, cooking ribs chicken, turkey me for
• 39:13
  Speaker 12: her mama. Now you know damn well her mama's.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Are that you're tearing?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Come? What's up with you?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: Come on, she stupid written on my face. You're about
• 39:29
  Speaker 12: to get dumb.
• 39:29
  Speaker 10: Something's new book she tells you.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: She said, you baby, I'm gonna be going to a
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: baby shower. But it starts at eleven o'clock at night.
• 39:39
  Speaker 12: And uh, they asked us all the way sequin dresses.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: So but I'll be I'll be back.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: So all right, it started left night.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Do I look like a.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Food to you?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Look at me? Good?
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Look?
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  Speaker 3: Do I look stupid?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: She been out all day long. It's eleven o'clock at night.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Here she come.
• 40:04
  Speaker 12: Traps in eleven eleven thirty round quarter to twelve. You're
• 40:07
  Speaker 12: sitting there, wait, traps it in right, And she smelled
• 40:10
  Speaker 12: like old spike man.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: What's got some time?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You've been thinking?
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  Speaker 11: Right?
• 40:23
  Speaker 12: Chapter nine said I'm writing, I'm right.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 12: All of a sudden, y'all getting busy, right, and you
• 40:33
  Speaker 12: see about four or five freak moves I ain't never
• 40:36
  Speaker 12: seen before.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: You went whoa, whoa?
• 40:38
  Speaker 12: When you you eve been doing that?
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: It's crazy enough?
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: You tell me somethinghe where when you doing that hanging
• 40:56
  Speaker 12: off the ceiling fan and stuff like that?
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: What what you doing.
• 40:59
  Speaker 18: That with.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Y'all laying in bed?
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: It's just chapter this chap, Oh, this chapter thirteen. It's
• 41:09
  Speaker 12: the chapter you hear ring Chapter thirteen. You hear ring
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  Speaker 12: tone and.
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  Speaker 18: They goes, no, no, no, no, boom boom boom boom
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  Speaker 18: that the ring tong right, No, no, no, she didn't
• 41:25
  Speaker 18: let it ring.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, you're right.
• 41:32
  Speaker 12: That that's that's Jake from State Farm.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Get ouid here?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: What are you wearing?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Jake?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's Jake from State Farm.
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: It's been four months, right, you about to get done
• 41:52
  Speaker 12: this book?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: This is a good book.
• 41:54
  Speaker 12: Signs and tell when you about to get It's been
• 41:56
  Speaker 12: four months and y'all ain't done nothing. You said, you
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: know it's been four months. It's for four months.
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  Speaker 3: You must think I'm stupid. Don't nobody for four damn month?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Get out of here?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Do I look.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Stupid to you?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: These mouth noises?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 42:14
  Speaker 13: No, short, all right, Jay?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: We can't wait to get it. Uh. And it'll be
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: on the best seller list for sure.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: Coming up next to the nephew with today's prank phone call,
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening Hard Morning show.
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today subject
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  Speaker 10: I'm stressed out in my classroom. But right now the
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: What you got for us today?
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  Speaker 9: Now, Well, surely a lot of pairents hate to hear it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: Some of them get the call. You know, it happens.
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: Sometimes your son didn't make the team. I will say it,
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: your son.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't make the team. Let's go get.
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  Speaker 19: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Lydial. This is she.
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  Speaker 5: This is coach Watkins up at the up at the school.
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  Speaker 19: How are you, hey, Coach Watkins?
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  Speaker 15: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 19: What can I do for you?
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Listen, We've had Maleik out for the last week and
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: a half. He's been coming to practice here at at
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: the Junior High School and wanted to reach out and
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: give you a call about everything that's going on.
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  Speaker 19: Oh yeah, well, I know he's really excited. He can't
• 43:34
  Speaker 19: wait to start this season. He's ready walking all somewhere.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: You know what, I'll be honest with you. He's a
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: great kid and he's got a good heart, and he's
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: really really really trying and trying to produce as much
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: as possible.
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  Speaker 19: Well, you know, he loves the game and he's been playing.
• 43:50
  Speaker 15: Since he was a little kid.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know, this is you know, this is
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: the seventh grade. This is the first time some of
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: these kids have played organized football, and this is the
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: first time playing school football. And it's it's a big
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: it's a big transition that if you've been playing Little
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: league ball or Pop Warner or whatever you want to
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: call it. It's a it's a big difference, in a
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: big transition to go from one to the other. You understand, Yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: I do understand.
• 44:17
  Speaker 19: But Malik is been working really hard, yes, and he's ready.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Well well, well let me let me say this. My
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: main reason for calling you is letting you know that
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Malague as of right now, is not going to be
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: able to make the cut as far as what you think, Well,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: he's not going to be able to make the cut
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: as far as being on the team for this year.
• 44:37
  Speaker 15: Now, I got you said, wait, wait, you said that Malik.
• 44:43
  Speaker 19: Is not gonna be able to make the team, said
• 44:46
  Speaker 19: the team.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: He's a great kid, you know, he's a great.
• 44:50
  Speaker 19: I know he's a great kid, but wait man, Now,
• 44:53
  Speaker 19: he didn't play Pop Warner and he was a SUNN quarterback,
• 44:56
  Speaker 19: So what are you talking about. He's not going to
• 44:58
  Speaker 19: make the team this year. He was the best they
• 45:00
  Speaker 19: had out on that squad.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, and you know what, I've heard a lot about him.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I heard he did a great job.
• 45:06
  Speaker 15: Heard about him.
• 45:07
  Speaker 19: Wait a minute, what man, have you seen his deep
• 45:09
  Speaker 19: twenty touchdowns in the season?
• 45:11
  Speaker 15: I who know the kids is out there doing that.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: But you know what, but right now, we got a
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: lot of different kids that are coming into this particular school,
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: so you know, the competition has gone greater and greater
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: than what we could possibly understand.
• 45:24
  Speaker 19: Wait a minute, when this is seventh grade, first of all,
• 45:27
  Speaker 19: everybody makes the team. Nobody gets cut in the first place.
• 45:30
  Speaker 15: You got an A team and a B team.
• 45:32
  Speaker 19: So you're telling me my baby ain't made none of
• 45:35
  Speaker 19: them teams?
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Right right now, miss Lydia. You know, like I said,
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Milika is a great kid. I like it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 15: I know what Milik is. I know that he's a
• 45:44
  Speaker 15: great kid and he's a ballplayer.
• 45:46
  Speaker 19: Now I make sure that so don't come telling me
• 45:49
  Speaker 19: that he's not good enough to make.
• 45:50
  Speaker 15: The cut on this seventh grade team. Well, come telling
• 45:53
  Speaker 15: me who who is the quarterback?
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: Who?
• 45:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you tell me what's going on?
• 45:57
  Speaker 19: Who is the quarterback?
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Well? Actually, right now, my son is the quarterback.
• 46:02
  Speaker 19: Your son, well, I mean you know.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I played, Yeah, is actually the quarterback. He hasn't done
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: any Pop Warner or anything, but he really has what
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: it takes to be.
• 46:15
  Speaker 15: Never played football before, or he's never played organized football.
• 46:20
  Speaker 19: But he he's.
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: Gonna be the quarterback for the seventh grade team.
• 46:23
  Speaker 19: Is that what you're telling me?
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, my son is actually a starting quarterback. But
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: that but that my son don't make the team and
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: my son score twenty touchdown?
• 46:33
  Speaker 15: Twenty touchdown? Is that what you're telling me?
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Ah?
• 46:36
  Speaker 19: Hell no, this is I'm calling up to that school tomorrow.
• 46:39
  Speaker 15: I will be up there tomorrow.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Let me explain something. No no, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 46:48
  Speaker 19: I don't know what this is, this nepotism or whatever
• 46:50
  Speaker 19: you got going on around here.
• 46:52
  Speaker 15: But hell no, my son ain't Nathan what.
• 46:56
  Speaker 19: Hell no, it's gonna be smoking the city to mind when.
• 46:59
  Speaker 15: I get up there, Miss Lydia.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: What I want to say this is that if your
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: son would take a year off lord and try to
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: get itself together and get the fundamentals together together, a
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: greater football player when he gets to be headed to
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: the eighth grade.
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: He was the wrong this thaw last year. What you
• 47:18
  Speaker 15: talking about this fundamentals together? Your son ain't never even played.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what. I've worked with my son and
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: you know, and it's a little it's a little awkward
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: for me to try to talk about what my son
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: has done.
• 47:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah, you talking about because you don't know what your
• 47:32
  Speaker 15: son has done, because ain't nobody ever seen your touch?
• 47:35
  Speaker 15: You just got this dream probably something that you ain't
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: did you want to live vicency through him? Hell no,
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: that's just about it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: I don't like in school. I played in high school.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: And let me say this, I'm trying to do the
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: best that I can and the best of my ability
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: to make sure that everybody gets a good and fair
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: shot at what's going on.
• 47:54
  Speaker 15: I said, But he don't get to play, so what
• 47:56
  Speaker 15: about getting get the.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Players are even work out to be a better.
• 48:02
  Speaker 15: Some brdle tell that to the mother mothers.
• 48:05
  Speaker 14: That's some boy.
• 48:05
  Speaker 15: I bet you, I guarantee you this my son to
• 48:07
  Speaker 15: be starting this year.
• 48:08
  Speaker 19: I guarantee you this you don't.
• 48:10
  Speaker 15: Want none of that, Okay.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Right now, all I can say is I need Malik
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: to actually bring his cliques back because my son's gonna
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: need him to play in I took them.
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: Your son ain't getting Your son's running down that field,
• 48:24
  Speaker 15: We're gonna run barefoot.
• 48:26
  Speaker 19: He ain't get mine nothing, ma'am.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: From my records, understanding is that the cliques.
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: Actually came record, the one that told you that my
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: son can't fight your recordation. Thinking about your records, you
• 48:40
  Speaker 15: your mama and the day she bushed your ma'am. I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 15: not gonna sit here and go back and.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Forth with you. All I'm trying to say is this
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: that maligu about to do.
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: You started looking for a new job.
• 48:51
  Speaker 19: Get your resume together.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Hey, you know what, ma'am, I'm not gonna go back
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: and for I got one more thing I need to
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: say to your you.
• 48:56
  Speaker 19: Nothing that you You ain't got nothing else to say
• 49:00
  Speaker 19: to me. My son to be playing, and.
• 49:02
  Speaker 15: I'll be up there tomorrow.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: I have one more thing I need to say to you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: You listen.
• 49:06
  Speaker 19: Only thing you need to tell me is who I
• 49:08
  Speaker 19: need to talk to tomorrow.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Now. I'll let you know that as soon as I
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: tell you this are you're listening, I'm listening. What this
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: I ain't a got me to prank phone call you? What Hello?
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: I thought I was really cotant. You gotta be all
• 49:40
  Speaker 15: hot wheel when everybody said the school wasn't day day
• 49:47
  Speaker 15: was going though?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Oh man, man, I got something. Ask what is the
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, the.
• 49:58
  Speaker 19: Steve reloaded shout, Oh lord, you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 20: Go right now in my new top Yeah, you need
• 50:15
  Speaker 20: to get your resume together because you're gonna need work.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: You're trying to live by curiously through him because because you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Did not run down the side all.
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: Your what Oh man, what every parent of a student
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: athlete is?
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: You involved with sportsman? You know touchdowns last year? He
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: he ain't making the team. Who is your boy? Oh
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: there's some of that nepotism bull.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, she did say it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Tommy, I know how this stuff.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, tell me that one right there that
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: said my new Top three.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: Big up to all the coaches that's coaching all about you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: We love y'all, We appreciate y'all. Man, we put our
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: kids in y'all hands, and y'all try to make out
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: the leads out of them.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: So damn man, if you don't play mine, I'm the
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: lady on the phone.
• 51:33
  Speaker 10: All right, great one king of prank.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: All right, thinking of you.
• 51:40
  Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. Subject I'm stressed out in
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: my classroom. We'll find out why right after this.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: You're listening Hardy morning show.
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 51:53
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• 52:10
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  Speaker 4: Who's that all right?
• 52:20
  Speaker 10: Subject I'm stressed out in my classroom. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: I am a thirty two year old man, and I
• 52:27
  Speaker 10: just started a job teaching adults that are getting a
• 52:31
  Speaker 10: ged I'm loving it so far, but I need advice
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: on how to handle a very aggressive female student in
• 52:39
  Speaker 10: her early sixties. At the end of one of my lectures,
• 52:43
  Speaker 10: she approached me and asked, what Jim I go to
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: because I have a very nice body. I blushed and
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: didn't know what to say. She winked at me and left.
• 52:52
  Speaker 10: Another day, she showed up to class in a very
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: revealing outfit and said she was going out afterwards with
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: her girls and invited me to join them because she
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: was looking for a young guy who could keep up
• 53:03
  Speaker 10: with her on the dance floor. I told her I
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: don't have a lot of time for that, but the
• 53:07
  Speaker 10: truth is she scares the heck heck out of me.
• 53:12
  Speaker 10: The next day, she came to class with a bag
• 53:14
  Speaker 10: of cherries. She said they were from a tree in
• 53:17
  Speaker 10: her backyard and for fun, she likes the tie. She
• 53:20
  Speaker 10: likes to tie the cherry stems in knots with her tongue,
• 53:24
  Speaker 10: and she asked me if I would like.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: To watch her do it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 10: She said it was a gift for me being such
• 53:29
  Speaker 10: a good teacher, and then she told me to pick
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: the darkest cherries because they have the sweetest juice. Then
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: she winked at me again and left. I'm an Asian
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: guy and she's a dark brown woman, so I hope
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: she won't think it's a race thing when I firmly
• 53:45
  Speaker 10: reject her and tell her that she's being inappropriate. I
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: can't risk any rumors of impropriety at work.
• 53:52
  Speaker 13: And she's old enough to be my mother, So she
• 53:54
  Speaker 13: does not turn me on at all?
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: How can I stop her from acting out and making
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: these commons without upsetting her? I get very stressed out
• 54:02
  Speaker 10: knowing she's coming to class. You should see her, Please
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: help me. Well, I gotta say, first of all, it's
• 54:09
  Speaker 10: a great service you're providing, so thank you for that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Teaching adults ged, that's great.
• 54:15
  Speaker 10: Thank you As for your very aggressive and way over
• 54:19
  Speaker 10: the top cougar student. Yeah, she's out of order, she's
• 54:22
  Speaker 10: out of line. And you know what, if it were
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: the other way around, where an older man was harassing
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: his young student, this letter would take a whole another turn.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: So you're going to have to do what you have
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: to do here, you know. Yeah, you don't want to
• 54:34
  Speaker 10: get in trouble for impropriety. Like you say, she doesn't
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: turn you on. She's being very inappropriate as.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: A student either.
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: You're going to have to be firm with her in
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: no uncertain terms. You will not tolerate that in your classroom.
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: If she continues, you're going to have to ask her
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: to leave. You can ignore her every time she does anything,
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: simply ignore her. But it's because she's so aggressive.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: I think you need to.
• 55:03
  Speaker 10: Firmly sit her down and tell her she's out of order.
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: The revealing outfits, the cherries, the innuendos with the darker
• 55:11
  Speaker 10: the berry, the sweeter, the juice, and all of that,
• 55:14
  Speaker 10: there's no place for it in your classroom. And if
• 55:17
  Speaker 10: she doesn't, if she doesn't stop, you're going to have
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: to ask her to leave. Simple as that. And that's
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: what I think.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: You should do. All right, Steve, Well, y'all pray for
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: me here I'll go. No you up. Thirty two year
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: old man started the job teaching adults that's getting the
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: ged I love it, but I've got a problem. I
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: got this aggressive female student in her early sixties, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: at the end of one of the classes, she came
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: to me, ask you, what Jimmy go to? You know,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: you know, because you got a nice body, you blush.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: You ain't know what to say. She winked at you
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: in there. You left. Then she saw it one day
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: with a revealing outfit. On said she was gonna go
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: out afterwards with her girls and invited me to join
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: them because she's looking for a young guy who can
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: keep up with her on the dance floor. Let's stop.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Let's break this down for a minute. She and her sixties.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: How hard is it gonna be to keep up with
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: her this damn dance? How hard is her ass dancing?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sixty and I can tell you right now, I'm
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: sixty two. I just like that little back and forward
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: movie side to the side. That's all I got for you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Ain't on.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: She ain't out there breakdancing for spinning on her head
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: running man? All that cost? Hey mad No, she just
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: standing there with her old ass going from side to side.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: So you should have went now then she I told her,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: you don't have a lot of time for that. But
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: the truth is she scared the hell out you. Now
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: here she make a move. Now she comes to class.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Got this bag of cherries, she said, they from a
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: tree in her backyard. Now, let me tell you something
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: about old people. Old people like picking stuff and giving
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: it away. I'm surprised she didn't can nothing for So
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: it starts with just picking something. Then she gonna can
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: something for you. Then she gonna go down the basement
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: and come out with she gonna have some preserves for you.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Then she gonna fry you some skillet coin and bring
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: it to work. That's how it start. Old people always
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: want to give you something to eat. All right. Now,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: she got this bag of cherries, and she said, for fun,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: she liked to tie the cherry stems in knots with
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: her tongue, and asked me if you wanted to watch her.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: She's too old for this. You know, you watch a
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: girl when she twenty thirty times a steal with her tongue.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: It's exciting. When you're sixty something, you could tie steal
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: with your tongue. People be going, what is your old
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: last doing? You need to get that steal out your
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: mouth full, You mess around, choke yourself. When I come back,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the rest of it because I
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: know what's wrong, and I'm gonna tell you how to
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: handle this.
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, We'll have part two of your response
• 58:33
  Speaker 10: coming up at twenty three after the hour.
• 58:36
  Speaker 13: Subject of today's Strawberry letter.
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: I'm stressed out in the classroom right after this. You're
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,
• 58:46
  Speaker 10: let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Subject.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I'm stressed out in my classroom.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Thirty two year old dude teaching adults how to get
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: their ged is uncomfortable because this sixty year old woman
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: is hitting on him. You know. She won't to get
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: at him and invited her to dance. He said he
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: didn't want to go. She need a young man to
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: keep up with her. She and her sixties that you
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: could have went. They sixty year old people can't dance
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: that long. Dog. I can tell you that my damn self.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: You know, one or two dances, they go, sit down,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: they need She got taken shoes off everything. I told her.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: I ain't ever had time for that. And you don't
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: like her because she's scared you. Then she brought this
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: bag of cherries and said she picked him from a tree.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I just tried to remind you last time. Old people
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: like to pick stuff and give it away, flowers, cotton, cherries, apples.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Like I said, I'm surprised she didn't care nothing for
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: you and offer you some preserves. But if you keep
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: on though, your ass gonna get a sweater made. You
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: can believe that because knitting is next. She said it
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: was a gift for me for being she asked. First
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: of all, she tied these steals with her tongue too,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: And then she asked you if you wanted to watch
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: her do But that's not exciting watching a sixty year
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: old woman tie stem with her tongue, because you know
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: she keep pushing her tongue up against the roof of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: her mom trying to tie that stem. Push them damn
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: deniers out, and it's gonna throw the whole thing off.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: She said, it was a gift for me for being
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: such a good teacher. Well, you don't have your ged yet, lady,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: so I don't know how good a damn teacher he is.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: And then he turned. Then she told you to pick
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: the darkest cherish because we had the sweetest juice, and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: she winked and left again. Now I'm an Asian guy
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: and she's a dark brown woman. Okay, so let me
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: hip you to some culture. When she told you to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: pick the darkest cherish because they had the sweetest juice,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: that comes from the saying the black of the berry,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: the sweet of the juice. She being a very chocolate
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: brown woman. It's a suggestion that she's juicy. That's all
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: that means. So now, because you're an Asian guy, she's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: a dark brown woman. You don't want her to think
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: it's a race thing when you firmly reject her and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: tell her that she's being inappropriate. Now, let me tell
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: you what might happen to you here when you reject her.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: She old.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And she's sixty two. You might get your ass slapped.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: You just might. I ain't promising it, but you might.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: She sound a little tough now. She out picking cherry,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: climbing trees and stuff in the backyard. You know if
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: she go dance and she might be in some kind
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: of shape. But you gonna reject her. And because of what, Well,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: let's talk about this first. Let me get how can
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I stop her from acting out in making these comments.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: You can't risk any rumors or impropriety at work, not
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: in these days and times. You can't can't stop her
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: from acting out and making these comments about upsetting her
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: without upsetting her. I'm very stress south knowing she's coming
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: to class. You should see her, Please help me. Well,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: we can't see her, but you gotta start saying something slick.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to hurt her feelings though, because she's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: sixty and she really aggressive, and I don't know how
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: I could suggest to you without being offensive.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: So don't.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: So don't go down that road.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, okay, Shirley, Well I'm not gonna go down
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: that road. But supposed, though, I'm just hypothetical. Okay, suppose
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: he just would say to her, he don't he don't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: like uneducated with me. You not just say that. I'm
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: just saying, I ad suppose that. Suppose Okay, let me
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: see how I could dress this up for you. Maybe
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: if he said I like to be with someone that
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I'm equally yoke with.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's better.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: And then she said, well, what do you mean by that? Well,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: your ass is old as you don't have a high
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: school diploma.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: No, he cannot say that, and.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I have a college education. No. I mean, I'm just
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: trying to say how he can say that they're not
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: equally yoked. I'm just trying what he could do. You
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: need to take all these tight air clothes off and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: learn these damn multiple. You need to take all these
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: tight air clothes off and sit out over here and
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: learn these damn timetables over here. That's why you ain't
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: got no diploma. Now tying these chair stems.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: With your damn tongue.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: You should have been paying attention to school, you sitting
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: up in the math class tying stems with your tongue.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Now you're too old for this. And since your fast
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: ass down somewhere and your stomach is too big for.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 20: That tight ass dress, you don't know that you're gonna
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 20: have to say.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Something to get the attention. Yeah, and take them old
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: lass wedge heels off, and nah, I don't want no
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: damn crochet car. I'll go out with you if you
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: could tell me the square root to eighty one.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you sir.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 10: You can email your Instagram US guys with your thoughts
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, and please
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 10: don't forget to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: It's time for comedy roulette and uh so, here are
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 10: the subjects, guys, Ready for this.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 13: Old player pickup lines?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 10: The things your parents said to threaten you, right, and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: this one things father say on their daughter's first date. O.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Got it? We're gonna spin the wheel all of those.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 10: Oh it stopped on Things father say on.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Their daughter's first date? All right, Jay, let's go.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 12: Okay, how about I just whoop you lass before you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 12: go out. Just get that out of the way.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 21: Okay, come on, n your things father say and their
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 21: daughter's first date?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, well, what you want your bituary to say?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 13: Things father say on their daughter's first date?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: FaceTime met the whole time. It put it on right
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: now now?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Steve, father say on their first date?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Jay.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, let me check your pocket.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 12: You've got kids in your pockets because if you do,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 12: if you do.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Father saying their daughter's first date, un her, what you got?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 11: I just want you to know the hit man name
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 11: is Harold.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 16: Okay, all right, Things father say on their daughter's first date, Steve.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Ain't no man, no man. I'm gonna need a half sample.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 13: Guy.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Things father say and their daughter's first date.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 17: Jay.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 12: Okay, you need to tell me you're going so I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 12: can meet you all there? All right, because I'll just
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 12: tell me what will you hear it?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I meet you there.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: You can take your car and I meet you there.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: I'll be there.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: Okay, all right, Things father say on their daughter's first date.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 11: I just want you to know you might be too
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: young to get life insurance, but get SOF for your
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 11: leader's house.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Make sure your mom and on mister beneficial. All right.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, things father say on their daughter's first date.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Say, man, put your hands up on this counter so
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: I can cut them off. I'll give them back to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: you when you come back home. Who wow, drive what
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: you need to go? Slow? Anyway?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: That's not even less Today we'll have more of the
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: All right, So, Steve, I saw this video on social
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: media media recently of a man who was honest about
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 10: why he ditched women without any explanation, any closure. I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: know you say men don't do closure, but he said
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 10: that the woman he ghosted was either too much for
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: him at the time and that meant to him that
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: he didn't measure up to her. So he was trying
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: to explain and put a button on why you know
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: he did what he did in the past or was
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 10: he looking for the past of the path of least
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: resistance here?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I think women have to understand something. You know, like
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I've always told them. I've said, you know, a lot
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: of times when a man break up with you, a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: woman immediately goes to or what's wrong with me? That's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: not always the case. As a matter of fact, the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: majority of cases has not anything to do with you.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: It's something wrong with the man. It's just this brother
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: online admitted that it was him that he couldn't measure up,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: that he wasn't ready, that he wasn't the man for
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: the job, and that oftentimes is the case. And the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: reason men don't give you closure is because most men
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: are not going to admit that ain't no. Don't no
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: man want to come to you and go, you know, look,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I just ain't man enough. You too much. Some men
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: will do it, but a lot of men have broken
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: up with women and just went, hey, look it ain't you,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: it's me, and then that's it.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And what does that mean?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it means what this brother was saying, You
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: were too much for me. You had some requirements I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: couldn't live up to. Your standards were too high. I'm
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: not enough man for the woman you are. I can't
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: feel the job application requirements out. I'm not ready for that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I want a woman who's less than you. I need
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: somebody who's just less because you just too much now.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: And then they go on and they find women who
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: are less and try to have relationship with them, and
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: women get mad because how can he just move on
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: and start in a relationship. Maybe he found less? Yeah,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: maybe he did.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: I do you know.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: What's to stop blaming yourself? What's wrong with stop blaming yourself?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: It's your life because a lot of women do that.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: Some men don't care about closure, you know, just they
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 9: just move on and let you figure it out on
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: your own.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: And that's usually the case, because I wrote a chapter
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: men don't do closure because normally we don't and Tommy
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: is exactly right. The majority of the time we just walk, well,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: know you nothing, you work through it out, and most
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of men ain't gonna admit to their shortcomings.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: And then me and we don't feel like it's our obligation,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, and in truth, what happened to us was
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: we didn't work. Now we ain't got to get seat
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: now standing here and calling you back to explain why
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: you know what that's gonna lead into.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 10: At that moment when you decide not to do closure
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: and move on?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: What is going through your mind? What's going through the
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: mind of a man?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Wasn't over? Well?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Who was?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who behind you I'm looking for? Yeah, it's over.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 13: So there's no guilt, there's no remorse.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: No what I got? Well, I got to be killed.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Are we getting out of something that ain't working for me?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: And you?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing you a fake. I'm getting out of
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: here now because this ain't working. You may think it's working,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: but all this arguing and all this what I ain't
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: what you don't do? And where was you? And all
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: this here? No no, no, no no, So you ain't
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: got to question me no more, and I ain't got
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: to answer the question.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I'm out.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: That free yourself from having to wonder where I'm at anymore.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: And that's really how man looks at it. And that's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: a clean way to get out, because if it's over,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: it's over the whole the how come? What happened? Why not?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: We ain't got We don't really look it's over. No
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: matter what I say, you're not gonna like to answer.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: So how about just no answer? And that's usually how
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: men look at that too. Don't we already know while
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: we leave it. Yeah, of course we know.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: Okay, let me ask you this. Did you know when
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 10: you met the woman? Did you know already know that
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: she was too much for you? Or she was above
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 10: your prey grade or you know out of.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Your signs don't show up till late? Yeah, and then
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: and then you got to understand, y'all find this clouds.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Eyed you right?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: Say that?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: All right, Wow, this is good. This is good.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Guys.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, before
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: we left, we were talking about men and they don't
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: do closure.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: They just move on.
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  Speaker 10: And a lot of times it is them, or most
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  Speaker 10: times them and not the woman. Did you want to
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  Speaker 10: add anything to that? You were saying you already knew
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  Speaker 10: when you met the woman. Perhaps, well it was too
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  Speaker 10: much for you.
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  Speaker 2: When we meet a woman. I don't want to say game,
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  Speaker 2: because every man that meets you not playing a game.
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  Speaker 2: But game on. We now have to see what it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna take to win you over. Now, if it's a lot,
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  Speaker 2: we'll pretend to have a lot, but we can't sustain
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  Speaker 2: the pretense, the pretension, we just can't sustain it. And
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  Speaker 2: you know like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got myself together,
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  Speaker 2: I'm holding I'm strong, I'm dedicated, I'm working. And then
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  Speaker 2: when she keeps that pressure up, this is what I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for. This is what when did you or are
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  Speaker 2: you still looking for a job? Did you still how's
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  Speaker 2: the job hunt going? How's the business going? And they
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  Speaker 2: gonna be cause they're gonna cause women gonna ask you
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  Speaker 2: because women want to feel safe, and that's an important
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  Speaker 2: thing for a woman. She wants to feel safe and
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  Speaker 2: so in you coming alonger in her life, whereas the
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  Speaker 2: security in this relationship. So it's not that she's a
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  Speaker 2: gold digger or nothing like that, she just wants to
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  Speaker 2: feel safe. Now, we've created the term gold digger to
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  Speaker 2: keep you out of our pockets and keep you from
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  Speaker 2: talking about our money. And women are stupid for falling
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  Speaker 2: into that trip, let me tell you, because you want
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  Speaker 2: to feel safe. And so now once we find out
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  Speaker 2: that these safety questions is going to keep coming, we
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  Speaker 2: get nervous and we back out.
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  Speaker 4: Good information, good information.
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  Speaker 10: We'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 10: up at thirty three minutes after and we'll do a round.
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather right after this? You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: All right time.
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  Speaker 10: Now, guys, we're around of would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 10: rather mow your own lawn for one year? Or would
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  Speaker 10: you rather be living huh.
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  Speaker 2: B b okay?
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  Speaker 4: Or would you rather.
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  Speaker 10: Live in a four hundred square foot house for thirty days?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just gonna do b I mean, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: don't like tiny house, but.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about mowing for a year old.
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  Speaker 4: Year your own lawn though, I'll.
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  Speaker 9: Take that there today the house. Now, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 9: a lot of uh bruises on your head because you're
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  Speaker 9: gonna bump everything.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna bump your head. You you're gonna be messing.
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  Speaker 4: After thirty you're talking about Steve right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, every time he turned around. I'm gonna have trouble
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  Speaker 2: using the bathroom that close to the kitchen. That's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be my problem. You're fire problem getting there now now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to burn a bed sheet while I'm
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  Speaker 2: using the bathroom. So we not having this over here
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  Speaker 2: by the kitchen because I'm telling you right now, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to start a fire every time I go
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  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and a little tiny house, we've got
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  Speaker 2: to get some soot in here or something.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Moving on, temmy, since you brought it up,
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  Speaker 10: would you rather be five five and a billionaire? B
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  Speaker 10: or or six four and just earn you know, five
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  Speaker 10: figures annually?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go I take that five fight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good five because it five figures or six figures?
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  Speaker 4: Five figures?
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  Speaker 2: You said billion Oh you're talking about the other guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, would you rather be five five and a billionaire?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather be six four and earn five figures annually?
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  Speaker 9: No, I'm gonna go with five five. When I stand
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  Speaker 9: on my wallet, I'm taller than the room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to how about six figures?
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  Speaker 9: I'm still going. I'm still going with that five five.
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  Speaker 9: I ain't got a problem with this firefive.
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  Speaker 2: I got no problem with you not with them fast
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't Yeah, what shouldn't? It is what it is. You
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  Speaker 2: know you have to deal with it, and me personally,
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  Speaker 2: I have a problem with it. I'm gonna be six
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  Speaker 2: foke giving them six figures and let me try to
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  Speaker 2: flip it.
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  Speaker 4: Like a millionaire.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna try to explain myself to everybody I meet.
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  Speaker 2: Why so now I just got to add to what
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  Speaker 2: you're looking at.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's one here, y'all keep staring.
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  Speaker 2: At me phone. You're five fat?
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  Speaker 10: Come on, would you rather have a six pack in
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  Speaker 10: really nice arms or would you rather have nice teeth
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  Speaker 10: and a great personality?
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  Speaker 1: Six and really nice arms?
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  Speaker 10: We're back and really nice arms or nice teeth and
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  Speaker 10: a great personality. That seemed like to be a hard one,
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  Speaker 10: So we'll save it for later. Coming up at forty
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  Speaker 10: nine minutes after the hour closing remarks.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 10: day on this Monday, and Steve, you have some closing
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  Speaker 10: remarks for us.
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  Speaker 2: I know, all right, listen uh Today this morning, before
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  Speaker 2: we got on the air, I was sitting I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to j Anthony and Junior when you're having a conversation,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: and they said, man, you should do that for your
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: clothes and remarks today. So this is based on a
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  Speaker 2: conversation we have. We were talking about advancing in life.
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  Speaker 2: We were having a conversation about what you are willing
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  Speaker 2: to do to advance in life? Are you are you
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: willing to drop everything are you willing to make sacrifices?
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  Speaker 17: What are you.
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  Speaker 2: Willing to do to get to where you really want
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  Speaker 2: to be? So, what we were talking, I was talking
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  Speaker 2: about a person that I know that had a decision
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  Speaker 2: to make. He has a nice home, he has a
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: good job, and he lives in a certain city. Right now,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: He's got a nice home, a good job, and he
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: lives in a certain city. An opportunity was presented to him,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: but the opportunity was in another city. But if he
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: took this opportunity, he would have a better job and
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  Speaker 2: which would enable him to buy and even nicer home.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't do it. As I was talking to my
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: friend about Man, why didn't you do it? He said, Hey, Man,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: my job, it's all right, he said. My house is cool. Man,
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  Speaker 2: It's a little small, but it's cool and I like
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  Speaker 2: living here.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I got some friends, I got some family here. This
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: city right here. I'm gonna just go home, stay here.
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  Speaker 2: End of conversation. Steve, I know what You're gonna try
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  Speaker 2: to talk with me out of it, but end of conversation.
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  Speaker 2: So I stopped talking to him. But when I left him,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: I was sad. Man, I was so sad for this guy,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: and it never ever stopped bothering me. What he said.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: He said, I'm okay here, I'm gonna just stay here.
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  Speaker 2: My job is all right. Man. This house it's a
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: little small, but the city cool. I got some family
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  Speaker 2: and friends is cool. I know you're gonna try to
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  Speaker 2: talk me out of his Steve, but I'm good right here.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: But that decision he made really bothered me. Because, Man,
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I troubled me so because I said, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: here's a guy that I know whould have looked over
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  Speaker 2: the fence with me. Man, a dude I grew up with. Man.
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  Speaker 2: We used to ride our bikes. We sit on the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: steps playing that's my car. When they came back. This
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  Speaker 2: is the same dude. Man. We used to ride our
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: bikes and act like we was riding out the country.
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  Speaker 2: Me and my dude. Man, we always talked about doing
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: something big, and when the opportunity came, he froze because
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: he was comfortable. He was comfortable with his all right
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: job in his house that wasn't really big enough. In
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: this city of friends and family that he had, he
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to go to the new city. He didn't
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  Speaker 2: want the job that paid more. He didn't want the
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: opportunity to buy a bigger home because it would have
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  Speaker 2: taken him out of his comfort zone. Because he wasn't
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: comfortable in the new city. He was comfortable in the
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: current city. And they was already had just worked himself
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  Speaker 2: up to say I'm okay with my house. The way
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  Speaker 2: it is. You can be okay with the house you is.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: You can be okay with the job. You can be
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: okay with the car you driving. But if opportunity presents
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: itself to become great. There are three things I'm about
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: to give you, and all three things say the exact
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  Speaker 2: same thing. I'm just saying that three different ways in
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: case you got to hear it the best way you
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  Speaker 2: need to hear it. These are all three the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: just which one fits you best. You can't get there
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: if you all never attempt to go there one more time.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: You cannot get there. If you never attempt to go there,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: same thing, different way of saying it. You can't go
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: if you never leave. Then, my father say this to
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  Speaker 2: me all time. You can't go, boy, If you never leave,
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  Speaker 2: you know, man, you can't go. If your feet don't move,
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  Speaker 2: you just can't. You can't go if you don't leave
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: where you're going. If you don't leave, If you don't leave,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: you ain't going nowhere. You got to leave something to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: get to the next level. The next level requires you
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: to leave. The next level requires you to go. You
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: can't stay right here and get over there. You cannot. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the third way to look at it. You have
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: to leave. If you want to grow, you cannot grow
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: staying there. You cannot expect to grow if you're unwilling
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: to change. If you're unwilling to change, you cannot expect
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: to grow. You can't, y'all. Let me say I'm to
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: you again. You can't get there if you never attempt
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: to go there. Maybe that's the way you like here? Now,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: how about this way right here? You can't go if
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: you never leave. You got to leave somewhere to go somewhere.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: You can't go. Be great and stay the same and
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: not be willing to change. I ain't changing. Oh well, brother,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: you get what What do you mean? You're not changing?
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  Speaker 3: This is how I am.
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  Speaker 2: No man. Growth requires that you change. Last one. You
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: have to leave if you want to grow, I had
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: to leave Cleveland to go become who I am. You
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: may have to leave your city. You may have to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: leave your situation. You may have to leave your town,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: your job, you may have to leave a relationship. But
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: you're gonna have to leave something if you want to grow,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: you ain't gonna grow and hold on everything you got.
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  Speaker 2: That's not how it works. Those are my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: Think about it, make a move, Make a move, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day. Talk to God all right, Peace.
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