8:45 Idiotology April 26, 2026: Pokeman Card Bear Spray Attacks
Sting operation from Vancouver police catches alleged Pokemon card thief who used bear spray, Scientists tracking microplastic pollution just realized they have contaiminated their studies with their own lab gloves, Dutch politician asked to step down by her party after denying use of AI-enhanced official candidate photo
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