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T.I. Gets Boo'd, Sugar or Daddy, Steve's Messages, Lakers Fire Coach and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in it to me through good to other. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo turn you you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water. The water got me? Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your thuh, I sure will. Good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 1: thank God for it every day. I try to remember
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  Speaker 1: that too, you know. I try to remember to be grateful.
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  Speaker 1: I think gratitude is one of the things that helps
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  Speaker 1: keep me grounded. You can go as far as you
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  Speaker 1: want in life. If you don't mind who gets the credit.
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  Speaker 1: Well that applies to God too, don't it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, really, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by very competent people. I'm surrounded by a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people who work hard on their jobs on
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  Speaker 1: their career, who are dedicated employees and also just dedicated
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  Speaker 1: to their families and you know, dedicated to their own
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  Speaker 1: set of aspirations. I don't expect anybody to work for me. Whatever,
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  Speaker 1: I always look at my job, opportunities are stepping stones
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  Speaker 1: because I want everyone around me really to aspire to
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  Speaker 1: be more. I mean, that's really the way I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not any other way. I'm not trying to hold
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  Speaker 1: you to this position. You know, tell you there's no
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  Speaker 1: room for growth, any of that. But even though I'm
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by these people, I'm grateful that God placed them
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  Speaker 1: in my path, in my life. But in my mind,
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  Speaker 1: in my spirit, in everything in me, the credit still
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  Speaker 1: belongs to God. I'm sorry. The credit still belongs to God.
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  Speaker 1: See if you were just for a moment, stop thinking
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  Speaker 1: about yourself, just for a moment. I know that's hard,
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  Speaker 1: but just for a moment, stop thinking about yourself and
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  Speaker 1: realize that maybe you are who you are because God
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  Speaker 1: is who he is. Maybe that's the case. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever considered that? That's the strongest possibility I can give
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  Speaker 1: to you? You know, how do you think you're the
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  Speaker 1: one that made it through? How you think you the
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  Speaker 1: one after all of the ignorant decisions we have made?
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  Speaker 1: And oh my goodness, let's all be honest. Ain't we
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  Speaker 1: made some crazy decisions. I'm talking about, man, I have
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  Speaker 1: made decisions so adverse to my destiny and career, my promises.
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  Speaker 1: I've made some decisions man, knowingly you hear me, knowingly
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  Speaker 1: do something wrong, and in spite of all that, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still here standing. Okay, come on now, really, really, all
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  Speaker 1: the dirt you've been done, everybody done dirt, all the
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  Speaker 1: mistakes you've made, You're in a position you in today
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  Speaker 1: cause of what? Because you all that? Because you work
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  Speaker 1: harder than anybody else. Look, I work hard, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you in a minute. I work hard, But
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the hardest working person out there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure somebody didn't work way harder than I have.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, so you work hard? Okay, cool, I got
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  Speaker 1: all that. But man, what about his grace and his mercy?
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  Speaker 1: What about his favor? How many times, man, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: rely on that, even when you ain't know you was
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  Speaker 1: relying on it? How many times, man, God hadn't shown
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  Speaker 1: you mercy? You ain't even deserve it? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: how many things I've done wrong? I just ain't get
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  Speaker 1: caught at it? You know. Let me see how simple
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  Speaker 1: I can be here. You speed, you jaywalk, you lie
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  Speaker 1: to police when you get pulled over that you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: speed and you go to court and I argue you
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even when you was, you make you turns. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just doing traffic violations. Now, let's get off traffic for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Let's get on human violations. You talk about
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  Speaker 1: people when you're not supposed to. You indulge yourself in
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  Speaker 1: gossip even when you don't really have all the facts.
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  Speaker 1: You pass judgment, You lust for people that don't belong
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  Speaker 1: to you. You say things to people that you're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to say. So look, all of us, we all,
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  Speaker 1: we all guilty. Now see I'm not saying you do
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  Speaker 1: all of that, but I'm saying I'm pretty sure I
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  Speaker 1: hit you somewhere in there, just somewhere in there. You
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  Speaker 1: to lie before you know you lied recently. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: come on, And I'm just saying so with all that
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  Speaker 1: in mind. See, I'm just looking at the little things
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  Speaker 1: that we do that we don't get busted. Not to
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  Speaker 1: mention the chips you stole when you was a kid
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  Speaker 1: and nobody caught you. Well, that elevated, didn't it. And
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  Speaker 1: some of y'all just didn't stop stealing the next thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you was in a car. Now you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: somewhere you don't want to be sitting because of a
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  Speaker 1: decision you made. But through his grace and mercy, couldn't
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  Speaker 1: it have been worse? Though? Without his grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 1: could not it have been worse. I know two dudes
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  Speaker 1: that got caught in the garage one time trying to
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  Speaker 1: break in somebody's house, and the person the house they
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  Speaker 1: broke into just happened to have a gun and held
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  Speaker 1: them into garage, caught them and hailed them to the
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  Speaker 1: garage to the police car. That's Grace and mercy right there,
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  Speaker 1: because they had all full right to shoot these two people,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't. The Grayson Mercy. See, all of us
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  Speaker 1: have benefited from his grace and mercy. All of us
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  Speaker 1: have done a wrong, committed a sin, broken the law,
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  Speaker 1: and somehow, through his grace and mercy, got by, doing drugs,
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  Speaker 1: buying drugs, slanging drugs, doing something, got by, jumped on
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  Speaker 1: somebody for no reason, got by, you know. So see
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  Speaker 1: how you figure with all that that can go on
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  Speaker 1: in your life? And then hold on, let me throw
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  Speaker 1: a couple more at you. You can't wake yourself up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning mister big shot, you don't have the
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  Speaker 1: ability to control the breaths that you take. Really, mister
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  Speaker 1: big shot, really, let's get real basic with it now.
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  Speaker 1: You can't wake yourself up in the morning. That's favor,
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  Speaker 1: that's grace, that's mercy, that's Him allowing you to wake up,
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  Speaker 1: just hoping we get it right. You know, God spared
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  Speaker 1: me through all the dirt I was doing just hoping
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  Speaker 1: one day, man, can you just straighten up a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: When I finally straightened up, and I'm gonna just say it,
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  Speaker 1: straightened up a little bit. See, I ain't straightened up
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  Speaker 1: all the way. Say I ain't gonna sit here and
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  Speaker 1: tell you that I just straightened up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: He's start blessing me. So the more blessings I got
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  Speaker 1: started going, Man, maybe I'll try straighten up a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more. So I straightened up a little bit more. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I still got a long way to go, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: straighter than I was now. When people judging me and
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  Speaker 1: as they will, and they do, because that ain't right,
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  Speaker 1: but they do, and I ain't walking just the way
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  Speaker 1: they walk, then here comes to criticism. I get it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Stop wanting credit all the time and
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  Speaker 1: give out some credit where credit is due instead of
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  Speaker 1: get having somebody patting you on your back all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell God, tell people it was really
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  Speaker 1: was God, man, that you don't really know how you
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  Speaker 1: made it? That really man, you have no explanation for
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  Speaker 1: your success or you have no explanation why you still
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  Speaker 1: existing today. Why don't you tell somebody was God today?
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  Speaker 1: Don't be ashamed. It's the truth, ain't it. I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: Let's give God some credit. Hell, give God the credit
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  Speaker 1: and the glory and the honor. And like that plaque said,
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  Speaker 1: you can go as far as you want in life
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind who gets the credit. All right,
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: the show off with nephew Tommy's run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. Yeah, you're listening to show. It is
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  Speaker 1: time now to start your morning off with run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back from the nephew which you got nef Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This right here is the new landlord, the new landlord,
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  Speaker 1: new landlord. Everybody ready? Anybody good? Marc doc let me
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  Speaker 1: give it to your cat dog if you would. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a, um Marcus and see who's this?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Jason. Got you doing all right? What's happening? Listen? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out if you guys are gonna
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  Speaker 1: be out of the house by Sunday? Um, not the house?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell you mean out of the house? Let
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  Speaker 1: me let me get the clarification. Are you guys that
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  Speaker 1: um West Jennings? Yeah? Okay, are you you guys haven't
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  Speaker 1: start packing up or anything like that? Dude? Who are you? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kind of here? You get my number? I
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  Speaker 1: got it from mister Vernon or are you familiar with
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  Speaker 1: mister Yeah, that's my landlord. Okay, Um, mister hasn't um
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  Speaker 1: hasn't made contact with you? Marcus. Now, I didn't talk
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  Speaker 1: to miss the last gave him my papers? Wow, and
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  Speaker 1: who you are here? My name is Jason. I actually
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  Speaker 1: who are you? Who are you to mister Well? I
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  Speaker 1: actually bought the property from mister six weeks ago? Six
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago? Yeah, I actually owned I actually owned the house. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm it was my assumption that you and mister already
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  Speaker 1: you know, because I made my last payment less than
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  Speaker 1: six weeks ago. Can you own this house? Actually? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm renting this from mister. I gave him my payment
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  Speaker 1: less than six weeks ago. So he's saying he got
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  Speaker 1: my money, you owned the house, and what's up with that? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I actually do. I guess you know he's um. He
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  Speaker 1: actually told me that you guys would have been out
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  Speaker 1: by now, And like I said, I'm gonna I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for everybody to be out by Sunday. Are you guys
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be able to get out of there by?
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  Speaker 1: Show hold of First of all, I still got two
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  Speaker 1: more years on my lease at this house. You tell
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  Speaker 1: me you want me out by Sunday, well Saturday if
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  Speaker 1: you could actually do it, dude, come on, you want
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  Speaker 1: me out of here on Sunday. I actually have some
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  Speaker 1: tenants that are gonna be moving in on Monday. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is actually get in there, get
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  Speaker 1: you guys out, get the place cleaned up so the
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  Speaker 1: tenants can move in and actually start unpacking all their things.
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  Speaker 1: They're wanting to move it on Monday. Ain't listening to
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  Speaker 1: your man? Me and my family we ain't moving No. Well, right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell you gotta do. Who
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  Speaker 1: the hell you gotta talk to But you better gonna
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  Speaker 1: fix that because I wish I would come over here
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  Speaker 1: and try to tell me. I gotta get the hell
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  Speaker 1: about this house. Okay, sure, because I'm dealing you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm the owner of this house. Now, I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a I gave my money to mister Verney. You better
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  Speaker 1: call him, call somebody take it to fix it because
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  Speaker 1: we ain't moving though. Please, sir, I'm gonna need you,
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  Speaker 1: did you I need you out by Sunday, sir. Now
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  Speaker 1: this is my house and you're actually arguing with me
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  Speaker 1: about mom. If you ain't listening to me, Man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't listening to me. We ain't moving I I still
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  Speaker 1: got two more years on my least dude, my last payment.
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  Speaker 1: I paid that to two months in advance. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't let me get you mindless. If it was it
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  Speaker 1: was responsibility and let he who come on, dog, you're tripping,
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  Speaker 1: don't call it over I wouldn't come bring bring your
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  Speaker 1: cover here. You won't too, all right, I'm over here.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there on Sunday. Now you're not moving out,
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  Speaker 1: I'll have to move you like I ain't moving nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Selling you over here. You won't I'm not going back
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  Speaker 1: here half with you. I want you out of my
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  Speaker 1: house by Sunday. I bring up my people over here
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm we can start this right now. I
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  Speaker 1: need you out of mind? Are you I ain't wanna
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  Speaker 1: be about I'm gonna hear me. I ain't saying it
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  Speaker 1: no more? Are you're arguing with me about my property? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening? I'm calling for this. I'm paying on
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  Speaker 1: this right now. I ain't moving no where. You hear me?
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  Speaker 1: I made you my kid. If you're gonna two of
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  Speaker 1: me and saying I can get them a better place,
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  Speaker 1: are you hear me? Let me attendants that will be
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  Speaker 1: pulling up? How ain't giving bring whoever want to bring?
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  Speaker 1: I got something wing on y'all calling in. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: received no notice. I ain't got a phone call from
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  Speaker 1: nobody else. I'm like, I'm listening to you talking to
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  Speaker 1: mister be calling me? He one? Who got my money? Mister?
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  Speaker 1: This pictures a phone call? No email, no taketeless, no
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  Speaker 1: what the mister? The pictures? Owning? Then my family. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be here for another two years here, you're
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  Speaker 1: not try to get there another two hosten it to
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  Speaker 1: a better place. You're gonna behind it there. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: hearing my family factors there, y'all bring it for me
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  Speaker 1: if you want to. Are you listening to me? You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be out my day, you know. Come on, hey,
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  Speaker 1: trying to hear you gotta take care of it. You
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  Speaker 1: know you ain't moving here and my family? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Sir? What you gotta say?
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  Speaker 1: You're saying something different now I'm telling you, if you're
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  Speaker 1: not out by Sunday, then I'm going to move your
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  Speaker 1: stuff out by sunday. You ain't moving, Bring over here
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  Speaker 1: if you want. Oh, I wish you woman, you excuse
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  Speaker 1: me you? I got something else I need to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening? What? What are you listening to me? What?
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  Speaker 1: Say something? I want to tell you this. This is
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Malik, your
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  Speaker 1: son got me to flank phone call you. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you playing? Are you serious? Come on, dog, y'all
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  Speaker 1: see y'all all the other stuff. Manna, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: the man. Y'all got me? Dog? Oh? Man, I got
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  Speaker 1: you man ya Hey, yeah, I'm alrighty man, i'mna let
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: me blood pressure calmed down. He told me, y'all listen
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  Speaker 1: to the show on the way on the way to
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  Speaker 1: dropping the kids off at school in the morning every morning. Down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I know you weren't getting out that house.
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  Speaker 1: Come suddenly, what you dude? Heyn Now, we don't moving nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm already trying to say what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get them another spot. Hey man, keep pushing, brother.
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• 20:04
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• 20:10
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• 20:19
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• 20:47
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• 21:01
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• 21:10
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• 21:20
  Speaker 1: told a judge one of the best excuses we've heard
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to get out of jury duty. And then more court news.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: There is a new host of the Divorce Court. We'll
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for Ask the CLO
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  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Bella and Ottawa says, I'm
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: in my late thirties and I'm married to a man
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that is only good at sex and nothing else. He
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: can't cook, clean, or iron his own clothes. If I
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: send him to the grocery store, I have to send
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: pictures of the items to him. We dated for two
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: years before we got married, but I miss this. Is
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: there a way to fix my husband? No? No, See
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: this is your fault, and this isn't about fixing your husband.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You dated him for two years and you say you
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: missed this because you weren't looking for nothing else. You
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: was just having good sex and you thought that's what
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: you wanted to have the rest of your life. Well,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: guess what its moti life than good sex. So you
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: can have somebody sex and you all you want, but
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you're the majority of time you together, you won't be
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: having sex. I hate to tell you that, but all
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: these good sparkling moments gonna get diminished by real life
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: realizations and the fact that he can't go to the stove.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: He can't on Did you ever cross your mind he
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: was stupid? You got to send pictures to the stove
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: by a thirty year old. You didn't marry this ignorant
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: ass boy that can't do nothing but bring it. That's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: all he can do. You can't call him nowhere, he
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: can't talk you gotta pay in notes on him like
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: back in the sixties. You can't send his ass to
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the stove. He don't know how to get gas in
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the car. He ain't pay no bills. He's sitting there,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: he lights his off. He don't know what to do.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Oh but he can't bring that though. But I love
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  Speaker 1: for Brad. She's got to give him a picture of that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You got just what you wanted. Deal with it. Sorry,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: bet you bet you better next time, because this ain't
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: gonna last, all right, Katherine and Teaneck says, I'm a
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: dog mom and my boyfriend loves dogs too. When we
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: talk about marriage and having children, he says, pets are
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a lot easier and less expensive even when we're serious,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: he says this. Does this mean that he doesn't want children?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What does sound like to you? What does sound like
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to you? Does this mean he don't won't cheat you?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Why don't you ask him? Do he won't chea asking?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You know what you're asking us fault? Why don't you
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: say because you don't want to run the risk of
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: losing him? Just say, listen, I really want a family.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Are you against having children or are you for having
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a family? And start that conversation and conversation before you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: get married, and don't get married and just try to
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: pop up pregnant. That ain't gonna work. No man, you
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: got a chance to talk about this, don't write us.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: That's your advice. Moving on, Moving on to Adrian and Pelham.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Adrian says, my daughter is twenty eight and she won't
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: move out of my house because she says it's not
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: my house. When her dad and I divorced years ago,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: he was ordered to pay the mortgage, so he told
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: her she can stay. Should I move out and let
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: them have it? I don't understand, no one, I don't really,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. I mean, should I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: move out and let them have it? You know you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: got the house and the divorce your daughter won't leave.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: First of all, it really ain't your daughter's house. I
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: can tell you that right now in the divorce. I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: bet when y'all bought the house, I bet she didn't
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: have a dollar to chip in on it. I bet
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: her name was never on the mortgage, and I bet
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: she never did anything to become homeowner. So now, first
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: of all, I don't know why you're taking this from
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: your daughter. Y'all be letting these kids have too many
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: mony get your ass out. I tell you what be
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: here when I get out work, see what happened. But see,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: ain't no consequences, y'all, y'all raise y'all kids like they're
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: your friends. You know so now so now she treating
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you like y'all friends because you didn't decide it too
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: late to pary so you know, you know now you're
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: talking about should I move out and let them have
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: it if you want to, because obviously you're not gonna
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: confront your daughter. Who you scared of? Yeah, I ain't.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing not made. I'm scared of nothing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You can lyne all my boys up in the row
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: and let the ass whippments begin. Now. They can whoop me, now,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: call them jump on me right now. They can whoop me.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: But they know the first one that come in, though
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be two on one called the first one
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in getting hear the had knocked out the first one here.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And I can tell you they ain't gonna be winning
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: because he know, yeah, yeah, it ain't gonna be winning.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: He's not coming in first. I ain't scared of damn thing.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, all right, Rowena and Madison says, I've
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: been married for eighteen years. All of my husband's clothes.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: He's never like shopping and definitely has never done online shopping. Yesterday,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a package filled with box of briefs and t shirts
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: came for him. He said he decided to treat himself.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Why is he buying new underwear all of a sudden?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I don't draws? You know, you ain't bought none. So
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: maybe the man just wanted to try online shopping and
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: wear better to try with this items that can't nobody see?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: He bought some draws online? Why is he buying new
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: draws because he needs them? Stopped reading? Anger? You know,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: now if he buys some teddies and stuff online and
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it ain't your size, then now we got problems. You know,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: boxing condoms come in. We got a problem. She thinks
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: he's cheating. You know. Thats because because he bought some
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: new draws. Yeah, because he bought new underwear. Change your behavior.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Who's he buying this new underwear for? I buy all
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: his clothes, you know, I buy all his stuff. She
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: gonna get him some new draws when, Yeah, that's all
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: we really need to know, because he going damn I'm
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: taking these pants off. Okay, if he is cheating, let's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: let's just look at the logic. Let's say he is cheating. Okay,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: let's just go from there. You ain't buying him no
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: new draws. He gotta take his pants off of these
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: old draws on in front of people. Now, what you
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: want him to do? At least you could do in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: front of these people, these people passing judgment on him.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: All he hedded back in his mind is his mom saying,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: change your underwear case you have to go to the hospital.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: We've all heard it now. Yeah, maybe he's scared of
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: going to the hospital. Within bragging head draws or whatever. Now,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: but where do you get Where do you get that
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: she's not buying him a new underwear? Where do you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: get that she said she's been married for eighteen years.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: If you ain't bout this man no draws in eighteen years,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: don't you think it's time for him to get some
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: new draws? What do that have to do with cheating?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You've been made eighteen years and you have yet to
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: buy the man some drown. That is my god, man,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: get the man some damn drown all right, all right,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: thank you Cello coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:18
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• 29:23
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• 29:37
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• 29:41
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• 29:52
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• 29:56
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• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Every Every case is different, friend, you know, every every
• 30:02
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• 30:06
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• 30:13
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• 30:15
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• 30:17
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• 30:24
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• 30:36
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• 30:39
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• 30:43
  Speaker 1: identified only as Miss Bristol, told the judge that she
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: was too busy to serve on the jury on the
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: sentencing trial of Parkland shooter Nicholas cruz. Um. Take a listen,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: there's dates in July that you're not available. What are
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the seven fourth is clothed again. I need to figure
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  Speaker 1: out something. I have my sugar daddy that I see
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: every day. I'm sorry, my sugar daddy. Okay, I'm not
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: exactly sure what you're talking about that I see him
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: every day. All right, man, We'll come back to you. Okay,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm not giving it up. You know I
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: saw that. Yeah, yes, well see it through the white
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  Speaker 1: lady George off because she really didn't know. She said,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I have a sugar daddy, and I see him every day,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and so excuse me, I mean and and and white
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: lady really shook her head, like, excuse me what? I
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: have a sugar daddy? What do I don't understand what
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: that means. I'm madd and I have a boyfriend and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I see every day. Well, we're gonna get back to you.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: She know what to do, see me, I see I
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: know right away. First of all, when you tell me
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you gotta sugar daddy George Steve Focusing and girls go, well, okay,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that ain't none of our business. Oh you need to
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: tell a sugar or daddy whoever they are. Did one
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: person combined and your ass gonna be in here or
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: jewelry duty. Just caule adjust your schedule because somebody won't
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: be getting sugar this this moment. She was dismissed from
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: jury duty. So no, hell no, hell no. All you
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: gotta do to get this I'm CEO ass tomorrow. Yeah,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: somebody ain't getting sugared this week, White power of sugar,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: dusted or nothing. It's gonna be some neaked ass doughnuts
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: out here. Just get your ass in here. The man. Yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: this is a serious case too, um. And she got
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: up there with that, but yeah, this is a serious case. Um.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: The sentencing trial of Nicholas Cruise. Cruise played guilty to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen murder of seventeen people from the Merchury Stoneham
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Douglas High School and this jury pool will cons to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: determine his prison sentence or if Nicholas Cruds deserves the
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: death penalty. Yeah, death penalty m yeah, yeah yeah, kill
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: all them kids many yeah yeah. Why is we wasting
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: our money with this mess? Man? Yeah? Well everybody has
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: a right to a trial. Um why he didn't have
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to trial? We know he didn't saw you Yeah to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: kill him? Phote's after that? Yeah, all the time sitting
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: around kill all them kids. Man, we're in here trial
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: defense attorney and all this mess spending taxpay of money.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You shot them kids with this, you evil. Definitely definitely
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: can about this mental el this everybody using. Now we
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: ain't doing that one hill okay, yeah. Well. In the
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: other trending court news, Star Jones is the new host
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: of Divorce Court. According to Variety magazine, Star will take
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: over in September. Back in twenty twenty, Judge Lynn Tooler
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: left the show Divorce Court and was replaced by judge
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Faith Jenkins, and now Star Jones will replace Faith Jenkins.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: As we all know, Star was a co host of
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the View and a former New York City prosecutor. And
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: so congratulations to Star Jones. And then finally, Blue Cheese,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you are trending again, Steve. You know the picture of
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you rocking your product bucket hat boarding a private jet
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: that everybody saw you know the one. Well Snoop has
• 34:39
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• 34:43
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• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You wrap it, yeah, make some music baby like a
• 35:01
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• 35:09
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• 35:11
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• 35:21
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• 35:23
  Speaker 1: stuff y'all see about me posting. I don't, I don't.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I don't really know how to do this, be honest
• 35:31
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• 35:38
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• 35:41
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• 35:50
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• 35:57
  Speaker 1: where they get that, I'm tripped where they get it from?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: All right, look, I we'll be back with more of
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• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve Ti is trending for being booed
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: during his comedy set at the Barclay Center, and he
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: went live with Michael Blackson saying that he liked being booed.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. I loved it. I didn't feel like
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: they were boring me. I feelt like they were boring
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: me as like, yeah, you to be more fun. I
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: dare you. I dare you to overcome this. I dare
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you you better? And I feel like, yeah, what they
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: challenged me to do? What I did? I loved it. Okay,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: you comedians on this show. No, no, you're don't very difficult.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: They told me, no, you don't know, you don't, because
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: who the hell love being boomed? And then I didn't
• 36:57
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• 37:01
  Speaker 1: theyre boing? I think they was challenging, need to do better.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: That's what the boo in this fault. We don't bought
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: our tickets. You said you was funny, now we're waiting
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: on it. It's just that he's he's learning this very
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: very difficult craft in large arenas because he has a
• 37:18
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• 37:22
  Speaker 1: got to sell out capacity written all over for whatever
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the reason whether he's with the other bigger name comedians,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: well all of them got a bigger name than him
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: in comedy, but he's got a huge name as a
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: star in hip hop. But that serves you nothing. Maybe
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: maybe you should wrap and then maybe try to drop
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: a joke in between a couple of songs. I'm just traveling.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling me this, let's just stop. Let's yeah. What
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you say, Junior, They told me get your ass off
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: steaks I was doing. I was, I saw the tape.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You learned this craft in the grunt rooms. You got
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to get up in front of them audiences, man, and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: your first fifteen tries can't be at the Barclay. Sorry,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna come out there, man, because here's a problem.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: In order to be successful, you're gonna have to learn
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: how to produce house laughs. House laughs is when eighty
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: five percent of the room is laughing at a particular joke.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That's how you earn a living. If you're not producing
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: an occasional house laugh, you can't stay on this stage.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Now you're in the room. Let's say you're at the Barclays,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and the Barclays is five thousand people. You've told a
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: joke that a thousand people laugh at. Man, do you
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: know how many people that is ain't laughing? So, now, homie,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you got a problem because you're trying to dig yourself
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: out of a hole in front of these four thousands
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: who was starting to get the feeling that you ain't funny.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: And what's less was I saw the ki told about
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: going into this high end gas station and how women
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: need to use a battle. I saw that joke, and
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: that joke didn't get five hundred people, lad Like, I said,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: this ain't the craft you can learn on the fly
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: in front of big houses. All right, Well, moving on,
• 39:17
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• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and I just want to to get my message out, um,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: just to encourage people to stop having sex before marriage.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Just start dating without the sex. Just get to know
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: each other. And that's my message. And I would like
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to put it on the radio if I can so
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: with your help, I would appreciate it. Thank you, bye,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: what appreciate your calling. You know, I'll definitely let you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: come on the show if you contact us. I want
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: to hear it. Um. I want to say good luck
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: to you. All I was trying to do is just
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: to get them to not have sex for ninety days.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I tried that rule. I just I at least came
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: up with a probation period in ninety days. That was
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a hard selling nat Right, you got much that I got.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I got fought Act of Congress trying to get the
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: ninety days is passed. And so good luck to your
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: poor shit. You know you want to push it in
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: all this hit. Just wait, that's good. Next question campaign,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna you can put that right up there
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: with the no cussing thing. They try to messages from
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Gerald from Texas. Hello, missus Steves, this is Gerald or
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: from Texas. Man, I listened to you every morning, your messages.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You have a lot of positive messages, man, and a
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: lot of them have touched me. But this one this morning,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: planning to see and not expecting anything from it, just
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: wait to see what a growth from it. Man, that's
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: a strong missage because, like you say, looking for something
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to return immediately, you don't know what God might have
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: a sword for you. I love that message. Man, keep
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: on doing what you're doing. Everybody's the show. I love
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: what y'all do. Man, God bless you up. Have a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: good day, all right, Joe. I appreciate that. That's true statement.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I like that one too. I look at my life
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: and I look at how many seeds I planted years ago. Now,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I just, you know, tend to every nine inn by
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: water and fertilize them, remaining positive, prayerful, you know, in
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: hopes of you know, doing the good wheel and all
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: like that. And I can't tell you how much stuff
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: is coming up to out the ground later on from it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's just but you got to be willing to plant
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the seeds and do the right things and move on
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: and just tend to it. And the way you tend
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: to seeds. You planned to stay positive. You know, make contact.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: You don't check it on people every nine in the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: email call them, Hey, just checking with you. Man, We're
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: still good. All right, you never know. I like that. Next, Shirley,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go to Corey. Oh, Corey, Hey, see
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: this is a sport. I just want to let you know.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I used to not listen to your inspirational messages in
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the morning. I used to skip right past them because
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I listened to them on the podcast. But this past week,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: for whatever reason, man, I started listening to And I've
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: been going through a lot of things, man, our break, homelessness, yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of other things, man, divorce. So I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: started listening to these messages for whatever reason this week, man,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: and everything you said I just made a positive effect
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: on me. Man. And now every day I wake up
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm happy because I got a chance to do
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: things right today. Every morning that guy gets So I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: want to thank you, man, and I'm gonna continue to
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: listen to your inspirational messages in the morning as long
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: as you continue to save them. Thank you, Steve well Gerald.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that what all you have to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: give a core and you have to give all that credit.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I have to give all that credit to God. That's
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: not me, that's just me allowing him to use me.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I'm a good person, but I ain't, you know, not
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: to that degree. I try to live a good life,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm flawed myself. Man. And when you say you
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: was heartbroken home listening wars, I've been there, done that,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: and God delivered me. So God is in the delivery business.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Believe and thank you. Man. All right, all right, call
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: leave Steve a message at eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Steed coming up next. The nephew is here with today's
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to Harvey
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: and the subject is what's the rush. We'll get into
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: that in a bid, but right now it is time
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: for the nephew with today's prying phone call. What you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: got for us, nap. I think we're gonna turn somebody's
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: lights off today, Charley. That's what we're gonna do today
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: is about to turn your lights off, about to turn
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: your lights off? Let's go cut off. Hello, Hello, I'm
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: trying to find Gerard. Please get us now, Hey, Gerard,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Mason Man. I'm the
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: guy that turns a lights on and off if you
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here at your house.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'm actually get ready to turn the lights off. But
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to. Uh, it's a courtesy car. We're supposed
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: to give if people can pay their bill before we
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: turn them off, and we collect and we keep moving.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You say, who you? Who are you again? I'm making
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: exactly what. I'm getting ready to turn the lights off
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: because the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: turn the power off. Are you here at the house? No,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the house that can make a payment? Make a payment?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: The payment right now that I have is two hundred
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. Is that right? For? What?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: For the electric bill? Yes? Sir? No, no, sir, no,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: have right now. It's two hundred and twenty one dollars
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and thirty six cents. See my wife, she already paid
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: that sick. Okay, well they don't have a record of that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: turn this thing off until the payment has been made.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: We'll see that nobody own right now? Okay, Well, if
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: no one is here, then I have to follow through
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: and continue and go ahead, and and and and turn
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the power off until everything is rectified. Oh oh, you
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: and my driveway, I mean you're driveway, sir? Is there
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: anyone here? Or how far are you from here? I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: at work. I can't get off right now, but you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: gotta get out my driveway. No, no, sir, I'm not
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to leave your driveway until I actually
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: turned the power off. Can't turn my power off. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: got food in the frisgerator to my kids, got fished
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and you know, come home man. Well, what do you
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: mean you got fished? What does that mean? I can
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: be there in thirty minutes, give you the cash right now?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: What what what do you mean when you say you
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: got fish? This fish tank? Oh? Fish tank? You have
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: a fish tank? Okay, well, sir, I understand that, but uh,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be there in thirty minute you stay right there,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: don't touch nothing. Okay, So I can't. I can't be
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long. Thirty minutes.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be there with cash and I'll pay you with
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: a two hundred. What we don't we don't accept cash, sir.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need a money or I'll have time to go.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I'll be there with the cash thirty minute. I can't tank.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Can Are you listening to me? Are you listening to me?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a money order. I'll beat as thirty minutes. Okay, sir,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I have to cut. I have to turn your power
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: off if you're not here. I give everybody ten minutes,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: ten minutes where they can pay it or we can
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: actually turn it off. Now, you tell me what you
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: want me to do. I'ma call my wife real quick, ir,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: real quick. So I don't have time to call you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have time for that. First of all, sir,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I'll get me upset. I'll wight the mess up bills, okay.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: First of all, okay, okay, if she doesn't mess up bills,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I'm a call hunt real quick straight okay, okay, well sir,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I don't have a real quick tide. What we have
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: to do right now is I have to do this.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I have to do to turn your power off. You
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: get it turned off now. Listen. I can come back
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and turn this thing right back on next week. It'll
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: be one hundred and fifty dollars him reconnect. First of all,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you get need to get the out of my yard.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: First of all. So I call y'all turn I'm here
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here because you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: haven't paid I'm crazy. I'm gonna call my wife to
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: look at this. Think right now. I'm here because you
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: haven't paid your bill. I paid my bill. My wife
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: paid my bill. Well, how do you even know she
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: paid it? Because you don't know what damn you don't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: know anything. Hold up, sir, Trust me, my wife paid
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the bill. It's my stick in your system. Get out
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: of my yard. Now. Are you in Avenue? Yeah, that's correct,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm in I'm in there that I'm in the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: right place, sir, And you haven't plaid your bill, and
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I've been ordered to turn it off. I'll tell you
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what tell you? What tell her I'm gonna do. I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: gonna be there thirty minutes. I've I'm not gonna be
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: in thirty minutes. Okay, you about you? Are you listening?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I'm turning this off in the next five minutes. Not
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: touch my wife paid the bill, leave my lesson, My
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife is
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: out lallygagging doing something else. Who whoo whoo hoo hole.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: First of all, you keep keep out of it, all right, Okay,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you don't want that brought her in. I doesn't want
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: to keep telling me what she has done, what she
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: has done? Lesson, listen, keep my hey, That's why I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: draw the line. I'll be there in thirty minutes. Me
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and you could talk. We're not gonna continue to go
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, sir. I don't have thirty minutes.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I got ten minutes. You understand me. I gotta I'm
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: gonna leave right now. I'm gonna getting the call right now. Okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be that thirty minutes, So I don't have thirty minutes.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm turning it off. You can call downtown and get
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: our headquarters to turn it back on and we'll come
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: back out here, and it's a reconnect it for a
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, so I come up with three hundred.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, your bill is two hundred and something dollars,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and that's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars reconnecting.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: No hero, No, hey, I'll be had at ten minutes.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Just okay, Well, sir, and I've told you before, you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: have five minutes to get here. No, listen, listen, listen.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Let me call my neighbor real quick. Oh hold, let
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: me call hold up, let me call. I don't have
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: time for you to click over and call other people. Sir.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Is there somebody that can give me a money order?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah? Yeah, right now? Get your money order
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: in five minutes. Okay, Now, who's gonna do that? I
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: don't know. I call my wife. I told you your
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: wife is the reason why you're in the city to waste.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna report you to your SUPERVI. Are you gonna
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: whatever mean what? I'm out doing my job. You should
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: report your wife for not doing what she's supposed I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Let's tell what you say. If do you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: want your lights on off when you get here? I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: want my lights. Your lights are getting turned off in
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: the next two minutes because your wife didn't play the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: damn bill. I don'na tell you, excuse me, I gonna
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: tell you. Listen heat my wife's name house your mouth.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you know what my supervisor would
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: tell you. I don't know what your supervisor, but tell
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: me know you that you have been talking to nephew
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the sea, Hobby more this show. You just
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: got bright man, I was. I was on my wedding.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Your co worker got Joseph. You got you. I'm gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: get into don't just no more that man you had me. Hey,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you. Man, what
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Come on, man,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morton Show, Come on, come on. He did
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a Will Smith keep my wife's name mouth show. That's
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: what he said. He didn't say that I didn't get
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: slapped though I ain't get slapped though you know well
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I was slapt in independence day out of wheel. If
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: he called himself running, I'm just saying I'm sorry I
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: got carried away. And there it is. There you have it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Let me thank Charlotte North Carolina again for coming out
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: hanging out with your boy five shows Soul Out in Charlotte,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. I thank you, I thank y'all. Thank you.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Did I do it? Yes? Did did I do it? Charlotte? Yes?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I did, Yes, I did. Ignorance at its best? Wasn't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: thank you? So catt? All right, see your next time.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: What's laying at? What's on my list? Next? What's on
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: your list? Yeah? You know I have a list. I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: gotta go to work. Ready to love is back in
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: stride again. I know when it is Columbia, South Carolina, July,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: first Township Auditorium. That's exactly when it is Friday, July,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: first Township Auditorium, Columbia, South Carolina. Until then I will
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: lay dormant with my stupid and then I'll rise again
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: stupid at his best. Yeah, dormant, Yes, I can lay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I can quiet my stupid. I can do that. Push
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: put some mush on my stupid. Man yourself, how Queen
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Queen City was good? Sold me mad love came out
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to see your boy, and uh I gave it to him, man,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I gave it all to him. Queen's City, Yes, Charlotte,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: standing ovations in them shows. That nephew is cold. Y'all
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: got to come see him. The nephew is cole t.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I come hang out with me. I give you ten
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I give you ten minutes and eat comedy club. Baby,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: show you, I can show you something. Come home, all right,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: nephew coming up next. It is a straw barried letter.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: The subject is what's the rush? What's the rush? We'll
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show all right time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:44
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• 53:48
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• 53:51
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• 53:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now. It
• 54:00
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• 54:04
  Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We got it. Fight you here.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: It is strawberryletta subject what's the rush? Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I've been with the same man for eleven years and
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: he asked me to marry him four years ago. Now,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he wants to set a wedding
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: date but I do not want to. I met him
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: in college, and I thought we were destined to have
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: a great love story. I was twenty and he was
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: twenty two, and our chemistry was amazing. When I was
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: twenty two, I got pregnant and we moved in together.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I got a job while he got his master's degree,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and he told me soon as he finished his degree
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: he was going to make me his wife. On his
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: graduation night, I got pregnant again. He got a really
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: good job, and I started teaching school. I fell in
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: love with my job and raising our children, so I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: didn't really realize that I was playing house and this
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: man did not plan to marry me. I want to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: stay with my mother for a while so I could
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: clear my head. He begged me to come back home,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: and he promised that he was about to propose. Years
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: passed by and he didn't. His father overheard us bussing
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: one day, and he advised his son to either marry
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: me or let me go. A few weeks later, he
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: asked me to be his wife. That was four years ago,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and I was ready to do it right then he
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: kept stalling and asking me, what's the rush eye and
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: moved past it now for the marriage, and I don't
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: want him anymore. I don't even wear my ring and
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: he hasn't noticed. He invited my mother over last weekend
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to talk about wedding dates and I was checked out
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of the conversation. When my mother left, I asked him,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: what's the rush? He hasn't spoken to me in over
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: a week because of my attitude? How can I not
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: be allowed to have an attitude? Should I give the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: ring back or move on? Or should I marry an
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: old friend and maybe dad that I don't love anymore?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Please don't do that if that's the truth. I mean,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: why would you marry someone that you don't love anymore?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: That makes about as much sense as him walking around
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: for more than a week not talking to you because
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you said to him, what's the rush? The man is
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: too him mature for you. I think you have to
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: let him, you know. I kind of blame it on
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you a little bit, because you've let him get away
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: with too much stuff in this relationship. He's not kept
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: his word on anything. And where does he think you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: got what's the rush? From? You got it from him?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: He said it to you first, I mean to the
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: real red flag and it's a glimpse into what marriage
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: might be like with this man. I mean, this entire
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: letter is about your lives together. Since you were twenty
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and twenty two years old, the main thing you wanted
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: was to marry this man. He kept putting it off
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: because there was no incentive to marry you. You already
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: had the babies early on, you were living together. He
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: had what he wanted right there, without the benefit of marriage.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And now he sees you've changed, so he's trying to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: step up, but it's too late. You're over it. You say,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it's at least the marriage part. I mean. The sad
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: thing is you guys do have two children, so you
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: have to talk to each other. You gotta communicate. I mean,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I think this fairy tale you have, of this great
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: love story you want it, I think that's over. The
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: reality is eleven years later, you're miserable, you're ready to walk,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and you're writing us. I say, go in peace, knowing
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: that you dodged a bullet from not marrying this guy.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: After all these years, I think you should get your
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: child support and move on. When you do fall in
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: love again with the right man. The next time, when
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: he proposed a set a date, start planning immediately. Okay,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: don't waste time, Steve. I'm in two and a half minutes.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm gonna do. And then in the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: second half, I'm gonna show you how this works. I'm
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: gonna show you about thirteen questionable statements in this letter.
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  Speaker 1: He asked me to marry him four years ago. That's one.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: He wanted to set a wedding date, but I do not.
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  Speaker 1: That's two. When I was twenty two, I got pregnant
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  Speaker 1: and we moved in together. That's three. I got a
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  Speaker 1: job while he got his master degree and told me
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: soon as he finished his degree, he was gonna make
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: me his wife. That's four. The fifth statement was I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: fell in love with my job and raising our children,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: so I didn't realize I was playing house and this
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: man did not plan to marry me. That's five. The
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: next statement was I tried and wanted to clear my head,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: so I went to stay with my mama. He begged
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: me to come back, and now he promised that he
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was going to about to propose. That's six years go buying.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: His father overheard us fussing one day and he advised
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: his son either marry me or let me go. That's seven.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: That was four years ago. A week later, he asked
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: me to be his wife. That's eight. That was four
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: years ago, and I was ready to do it right
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: then he kept stalling and asking me, what's the rush?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: That's nine. I cried and moved past it. Now I'm
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: over the marriage and I don't want him anymore. That's ten.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I don't wear my ring and he hasn't notice. That's eleven.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: He invited his mother over my mother over last weekend
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to discuss wedding dates. I was checked out of the conversation.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: When my mother left, I asked you, what was the rush?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: That's twelve. He has an He hasn't spoken to me
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: in over a week because of my attitude. So how
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: can I not be allowed to have an attitude? Should
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I give the ring back and move on? Or should
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: I marry an old friend and baby daddy that I
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: don't love anymore? That's thirteen in a one page letter
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I just read to you thirteen very questionable statements. Do
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: this sound like marriage to you? Not at all? If
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you don't love somebody, I can promise you marriage is
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: out of the question, right Because you're gonna need that
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: mode and money, because I'm telling you, man, money don't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: keep a relationship together. Love can overcome a multitude of sins,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: but if you ain't in love, it's no way you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: can get married and stay married. All right, Steve, hang on,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: we're waiting for part two of your response. Come on,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: all right. Title of this strawberry letter, what's the Rush?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: We'll find out more when we come back. Right, you're
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: listening show? All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject what's the rush? We just went
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: through this letter about all these reasons that this woman
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: don't need to marry this man. I gave you thirteen
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: questionable statements. At the end of the letter, this lady
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: just said, should I marry an old friend and baby
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: daddy that I don't love anymore? They've been together for
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: eleven years, and he'd been lying about getting married, stall
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and putting it all, making false promises over and over
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: and over and over. This man. You realize, after you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: had two children and found a school teaching job you love,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: that this man was just playing house and did not
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: pretend he didn't even want to get married. Because I've
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: told you all ladies, about this. The wedding day may
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: be the day of your dream, but the man does
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: not have a wedding day as the day of his dream.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: We only dream of the chick of our dream. And
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: if we can get you without the day, what's the rush?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: And he just proved what I've been saying for years,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: so he has you. What's the rush? Ladies? This is
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: what I want to do. Caller Shirley, let me have
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: your undivided attention. Please, we're going to do a reenactment.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I am gonna be mister who's the rush? I don't
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: care what you ask me. I'm gonna find a way
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: not to get married. You can make it sound as
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: wonderful as you like. Just make a stay eaten and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I am the person that don't want to get married,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: and I would give you reasons why we can't get married.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about this letter, Shirley and Carlin.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You can ask me anything you want, any happy remark
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: about the wedding day, about what your plans are. You
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: can do anything, and I'll just tell you why we
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Ready, said he It is, honey, I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: just got my wedding dress. I'm so excited. Oh man,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: that's real nice man. Wedding dresses is they're so nice,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you know, but you know, spending all that money for
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: what you know what I mean a dress? You ain't
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: got no dresses. Guess what. My friend is getting married
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: and I just got her save the date in the mail,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: the invitation to save the day. I'm so exciting. That's cool.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to go to her way in either
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: say that date. So what Yeah, yeah, let's say that date.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Man, that's good. I'm with that man. So
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: marked day down? Yeah, I got it her sixteen, Yeah
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: it down, got it December sixteen, Special days when we
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: gonna go shopping. And what we're gonna wear. Oh, we
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: can wear all that baby, baby, baby, what you want
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: to wear? What you want? Just let anything you want
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: to separated and dress, you know, you let anything you
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: want to. Honey, I'm pregnant again, man, as well make
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: an honest you pregnant again? Might as well make a
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: hort an honest woman out of me. Marry me, baby, baby.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: One of the main characteristics that I love about you
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: is your honesty. I don't you know you've been honest
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: with me the whole time with how you are. That's
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: the beautiful thing. But you're already an honest person. You
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: need all that to prove to somebody you an honest woman.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You know you've already had the baby. You didn't done
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: all the tricky stuff anyway, and anybody's going to believe
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you honest nor hon You know, you know you set
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: up here and done all this here. Now you want
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: somebody believe you honest, you know, like you're honest for it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: You know we have done the dude now you know
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: baby coming. Everybody know you and all that honest. Ain't
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: know what it needs, you know me, you know, you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: know you know, but let's seal the deal. Let's seal
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: the deal. Seeing that right there. See that sounds like stealing.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You know you don't be talking to talking to Lord
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: about stuff like that. You know we're gonna seal a deal.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: That's what. That's why I love the church Ill go to,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you know, because they try to keep us seeing free.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: You know. Now we've already been in seein, been mad,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you know, have come, you know, you know, compatulating all
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: this before mad. Now all of a sudden, you know
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you wanta go seal a deal, you know, just like
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: go to hell. You know it don't make no sense. Calling?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: All right, So we've been talking all this stuff about wedding.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: When are we gonna set our date? Because I had
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: some dates in mind? So do you want a summer wedding,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Christmas winter wedding? Yeah? I was thinking more like a
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: leap year wedding. I love it. I love that long.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: But see that'd be good then, you know, you know,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: give us time to play and everything like that. So
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: that's the date I'm looking forward to next time we
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: have leap yea, yeah, go ahead. Well, honey, I talked
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to the pastor and he said he's ready and all
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: we have to do is get back with him and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: let him know when we're ready. So he's set to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: officiate our ceremony. And I'm just so excited, you know
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: how much. That's all good? But I just changed churches
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: as week. Yeah, so we don't even go that no more.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: That ain't your my pastor no more. So we gotta lie.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: We gotta get on this new past this list. Go ahead,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: call yeah, we gotta started this process over. Man, we
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: don't even go there no more. Go ahead? Do you
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: want to go to Vegas. We could just go to Vegas. Hell, yeah,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I want to go to Vegas. Man, Okay, let's go
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: to Vegas. But you know what they say, what happens
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: in Vegas stays in Vegas. He don't need us trying
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to come back with no happy as news. Honey, I'm
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: so happy. Dad was ill. You know, he was sick,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: but he's better now. And he said he will walk
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: down the aisle. He's ready. Yeah, he's gonna walk me down. Dad,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: My dad, Dad, Baby, you're sick, ass, daddy, he's no longer.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna be standing up there and watch
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: something happened to hear him on his way down the eye?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Well out, I don't even do that with a shape
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: walk down. No, damn, you're listening all right, guys, it
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: is time now for junior and sports talk. What you
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: got junior? Okay, Shirley, Well it is Scottie Scheffler won
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: the Masters. He's only twenty five years old. Congratulations of Scheffler.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Uh it was yeah. Did you watch that R mclroy
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: to get him? He was man? That was great. Finished man.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Tiger did finish plus thirteen over at the Masses and
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: second worst performance of his career. But the fact that
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: he's able to play in the masses at fourteen months
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: after his car accident, it's a great story. So tigers back.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: He says he's gonna play in the US Open. NBA
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: news Joel Embi wins the scoring title. He's also favored
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: to win the MVP. Man, yeah, man, And then the
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Lakers coach Frank Vogel out as the Lagers head coach.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: That's what sources say. But Frank Vogel said as a
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Monday he has not heard from the Lakers. Well, they
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: just telling you now, yas sake, gonna be that next season.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you ain't heard. They said, it's
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: not gonna be the head coach. I ain't heard it. Yeah,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: he heard nothing. Well how come I heard it? How
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: come I know? And you in the office. Also, the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: NBA play in Tournament is coming up, man tonight. The
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: play in tournament is the seed seven through ten, seven
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: plays eight to win. Out of that, we'll get the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: seven seed, nine plays ten and they'll play the one
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: of that game will play the loser of the first game.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: So here it is in the East Brooklyn and Cleveland.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Seven and eight Cleveland the Cavaliers playing to go to
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: the playoffs, and then you have Atlanta and Charlotte playing
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: for the eighth seed. Also in the West, it is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Minnesota and the Clippers, and we have New Orleans and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: San Francisco first seeds on Miami and Phoenix. Who we're
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: looking like? I really want Chris Paul to get a ring, man,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Chris Paul, San Francisco, Oakland, Old State. Yeah, I mean Santonio.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I'm San Francisco, the forty Niners play basketball. I mean,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean San Antonio in New Orleans and
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Phoenix on the number one seeds? Uncle, do you feel
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I really root for Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Get this man? Hey, man, I ain't heard y'all mentioned
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Houston for what it's We've been out since we have
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: been out since October. Oh, y'all out with the Lakers. Yeah,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: we've been out. We wasn't We lost the first ten
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: games of the season. No, hell where we wasn't for
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: the get it, don't don't don't. Don't. Don't do it
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: with him, Junior, don't do it with him. Yeah, don't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: go back. I mean, what man, we is doing sports. Yeah,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: well we are well, you know, congratulates whether you can
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: play it or not, that's really not congratulations Cleveland. Y'all
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: in so we see what y'all do. The name it
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: gets Brooklyn. Hopefully you know y'all be out, then we
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: all be out. That's how I look at it. Thank
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you coming up at the top of the hour. Yesterday
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: was National eight Track Day, Steve, and Steve, you gonna
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: school us on music from back in the day right
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: after this, Hey are you you're listening to show? All right?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: So Steve, yesterday was National eight Track Tape Day. So
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: two things. First, we want to explain what eight what
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: eight tracks are okay to this new gentleman. And second,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: we all love Bruno, Mars and Anderson Pack, Silk Sonic.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Their sound is music back in the Day and Silk
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Sonic's new single is Love's Train, a remake from Confunction.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: So here's a little bit, Stevey, Oh number causleep too
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: hot for me? Hold back baby calep too. We need
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: to call me if I chance, Yeah, I gotta call it,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: eat baby die. That number. Ain't nobody come on if
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: my dad come along. You ain't saying it hard enough.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Bruno never have it. Let him have it, and in
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: my chance I can come. Oh, I'm begging your nar Yeah.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: What y'all don't know is that's that's confunction. Yes, Michael Cooper, Yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: bruning him doing it good. But what he ain't saying
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: hard enough? You got you gott You gotta sing that
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: song like he's fitting the tap like something the tall good. Yeah,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: that's you gotta come up, you gotta come, you gotta.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be guttural. And I appreciate Bruno and Anderson Packers.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: They keep it it real. They the best thing in
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: music right now. What's your question, though, Charley, what's an
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: example of guttural? Guttural? Guttural? Yeah, just give us an example.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me think like it's so
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: many out but see it, say like this is how
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: a song start. He gave you and he wasn't true.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: He tried to find another girl. Here we go, sweeter
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: than you got glutt got tired and a little soft
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: punk singing, and it's time to just get down into
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: what we're in here for. Our songs have pain wrapped
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: up in it, and damn it, we need to sound
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: like his pain. Next question, Okay, we'll explain eight tracks.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Eight track looked like not give you an example. Have
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you ever seen a paperback book? Yah? Yah, take a
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: paperback book? Cut it in half. That's an eight track
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: eight track. About that thick look like a paperback. It's
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: about that thick as a paperback cut in had Now
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: on the head has songs, but on an eight track,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: it has channels fold channels on an eight track. So
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: in the middle of your song, it's got a switch
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: channels and you're gonna hit it click at a certain
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: part of the song. Two damn bad. You don't get
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to pick when the click is it? Click over it?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: But it continued. It's an eight track. You can only
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: have about sixteen m in your car at a time.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's the math, or else or else somebody
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: can't ride. It's sixteen at a time, or somebody else
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: can't ride. You get a fault pack or eight pack,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: and somebody can ride. Once you get a thirty two,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: contain them somebody can't ride, to take them a whole seat.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: That's how we carr music with us back then, uh huh.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after, right after this, you're listening
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, So this Sunday, we know, is
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Easter Sunday, and a lot of people get you know,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of kids get Easter baskets. So here's the question.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: If you were to receive an adult Easter basket, what
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: would you want in it? What would you want in
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: your Steve, you're asking me now or when I was single?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I think when you were single would be more interesting.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: So let's go with that. Yeah, the Easter Bunny would
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: actually be a girl. The Easter Bunny would be a girl. Yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Jessica rabbit in female form, but in live. Oh lord, yeah,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: that had been my Easter basket. Yeah, I like that?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: All right? What about your neph Harlotte Barry right in
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: that basket? Right? Yes? Lord? Single? Or now? Back when
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I was single, back when I was saying, okay, of course,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: thank you. Thought that'd help you out? All right? Come on,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: jering you what you got Easter dinner? Just you want
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: to eat some hams? Yeah? I got to eat You know,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Holliday's be hard when you single. You gotta figure out
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  Speaker 1: where you go eat it. It's kind of going to
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  Speaker 1: people's houses. On East. I eat that a here in
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  Speaker 1: my basket. That's what I need. Got a big get
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  Speaker 1: way to somebody house. That's difficult work to do. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up in thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play a round I would you rather
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  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to show time for another
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  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Steve? Yes? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: be a star player on a losing basketball team? Or
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  Speaker 1: would you ride the bench on winning basketball team? Which one?
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  Speaker 1: I might as well get on that bench that winning
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  Speaker 1: team because I'm out there win't gonna win. Nephew, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the bench. Okay, Junior, I know you want
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  Speaker 1: to be a star player. What about you? I love
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  Speaker 1: to transit. Here I go again tonight because I got
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  Speaker 1: a carross again. Huh, you love, Junior? Coach. We know
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  Speaker 1: who ain't gonna show up. I'm gonna get your little
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  Speaker 1: last gona be a middle Another question, all right? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather eat the oldest thing in the office bridge
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  Speaker 1: or clean the office bathroom? You bathroom? Ye, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get fired. Yeah, so you're not doing either. You're not
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  Speaker 1: promise you I'm not cleaning that damn bad. I don't
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  Speaker 1: clean my own. So I well, we're gonna hear with
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  Speaker 1: no damn that little brush with that little tidded bowl
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  Speaker 1: and a sponge and some rubber gloves were not finn
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  Speaker 1: to do that job. I don't give a damn. I'm fine.
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  Speaker 1: I probably lost my job, and I don't want nothing
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  Speaker 1: in that damn refrigerator. I'm m out of work, man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't quit. We clearly I might. I might open
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  Speaker 1: up that refrigerator and eat something and tell you I
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  Speaker 1: eat the oldest thing, and just eat something out of
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  Speaker 1: missus Geraldine's lunch, because miss Geraldine could cook her ass. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I would eat miss geraldine food. Yeah, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going in that damn bad food, no disinfected. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna going here with no spray. Now you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: see me cleaning the toilet, ye all right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So see we know you don't We know you have
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  Speaker 1: people to clean, But just for fun, would you rather
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  Speaker 1: do the dishes or do the laundry? Oh? I got
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  Speaker 1: a way better chance of getting them dishes, right, be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of pink clothes. How to wash clothes? Hell? No,
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  Speaker 1: I know getting here well, I don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: wash no clothes. I don't know how to use the machine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know. I don't know where to do. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't wash the load though, if you're wash now, when
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  Speaker 1: the last time I washed the load of clothes? Did you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you? Yeah? Did you? I ain't washed the load
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  Speaker 1: of clothes. I know at least how long you go,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go back. It was before the
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy comedy is the nineties? All right? Coming up? It
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  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day, and at forty
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  Speaker 1: nine minutes after we'll have some closing remarks the one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to.
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  Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day. Yes, it
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  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day on this Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day. It's been a good day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so fast. Yeah, um, but um yeah, it's time
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  Speaker 1: now for Steve to leave us with some clothes. Hey.
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  Speaker 1: You know something, Um, I really you know, it's sort
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  Speaker 1: of interesting, man, how you discover great things about people
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  Speaker 1: after they're gone. Have you ever noticed that? Sometimes? Because
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I think then people go finding tapes and reels of
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: stuff people said, But I was scrolling through social media
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  Speaker 1: and I ran across Stephen A. Smith interviewing Kobe Bryant
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  Speaker 1: one time. And I think it was right after the
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  Speaker 1: incident with the girl at the hotel in Denver. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was that incident right there, which I felt
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  Speaker 1: all along for the thing. I thought it was like
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: some crazy bogus charges to me, it was because of
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  Speaker 1: the way it went down, you know. But anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: was watching this thing on the on the Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it for you off my phone. It
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  Speaker 1: was the most compelling thing that I've ever heard Kobe
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  Speaker 1: Bryant say, and uh, I just want to play it
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  Speaker 1: for you, and it was just it was just so
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  Speaker 1: interesting man about his opinion of God, because I'd never
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  Speaker 1: heard Kobe Brian speak about God in any capacity. And
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  Speaker 1: so I want to play it for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Is that God is great. Don't get no simpler than that. Brother.
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  Speaker 1: You know that, I mean, everybody knows that. But the
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  Speaker 1: way you know it now, did you know it? You
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  Speaker 1: can know it all you want, but until you got
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  Speaker 1: to pick up that cross that you can't carry, and
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  Speaker 1: He picks it up for you and carries you and
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  Speaker 1: the cross did you know that was so compelling When
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  Speaker 1: I heard Kobe Bryant talk. He was talking about God
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  Speaker 1: is great, and then stephen A. Smith said, well, did
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  Speaker 1: you know that before? He didn't. He said, well everybody,
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  Speaker 1: stephen A said, everybody knows it. Well, everybody don't know it,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of people have come to the realization,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: he said. And Kobe Bryant says, when you have to
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  Speaker 1: pick up that cross that you can't carry, and He
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  Speaker 1: picks up that cross for you and you too and
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  Speaker 1: carries both of you, that's when you know how good
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  Speaker 1: God is, how great he is. Because it's so it's
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  Speaker 1: so sad for us as people, myself included, where we
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  Speaker 1: discover the most about God in times of need, and
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  Speaker 1: some of us, myself included, I have not had a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God until something goes wrong. And then when
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  Speaker 1: he goes wrong and you have no answers, then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm calling on him, Oh Father, God
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  Speaker 1: help me. I ain't talking to y'all. I'm talking to myself.
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  Speaker 1: I've been guilty of this myself. That's how I know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about and what I have found out.
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  Speaker 1: It is far better for me to have a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. When things are going okay and just fine,
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  Speaker 1: then to wait on something to happen. Then I have
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  Speaker 1: to call on him. I'm telling you, man, my mama
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  Speaker 1: used to say something that I didn't get a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago. She said, I call on Jesus every day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to wait till something happens, and I
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  Speaker 1: got to call him and introduce myself. That was It's
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  Speaker 1: a compelling statement of Mama used to make. She said,
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  Speaker 1: I would hate for something that happened to me, and
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  Speaker 1: then I have to call him and introduce myself. I
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  Speaker 1: want him to already know me, y'all. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's one of the greatest moves you can make. It's
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  Speaker 1: to form a relationship with your creator. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you call him. You can call him Jehovah. That's
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  Speaker 1: absolutely fine and perfect. You can call him yah away,
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  Speaker 1: you can call him Allah. It's beautiful. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to call him, and you've got to
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  Speaker 1: form a relationship with your makeup. Kirk Franklin had a
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  Speaker 1: book out one time, and I read this thing about it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, he was giving this analogy of when your
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: car breaks down, when your car breaks down. If you're
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: reaching the glove compartment, there as an owner's manual in there,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: and that owner's manual is put in there by the
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  Speaker 1: maker of the car. If you're driving a Ford, the
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  Speaker 1: book that you open up is from the Ford manufacturer
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  Speaker 1: to tell you how to troubleshoot the problem you're having
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  Speaker 1: with the Ford. If you are a Toyota, when you
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: open up the glove compartment, the manual that's in the
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  Speaker 1: glove compartment is made by the people who manufacture Toyotas
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  Speaker 1: he said, that's how you troubleshoot a car. You refer
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  Speaker 1: back to the manual that was designed by the creator
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  Speaker 1: of the vehicle. So when I get in trouble as
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  Speaker 1: a Christian, I can troubleshoot my life by the manual
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  Speaker 1: that was put together by my creator, which is a Bible.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're a Muslim and creator is Allah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a Koran. Do you understand, It's still how you trouble
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  Speaker 1: shoot your life. But who am I to tell the
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  Speaker 1: other person that they make ain't right for them. It's
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  Speaker 1: only one God. It's whatever you call him. You can
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  Speaker 1: call him whatever you want to, But I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: right now you need to have a relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: so you can trouble shoot your life. That's my closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks today. If you don't like that, would see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Talk to God. He'd love to
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