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Bass Fisherman, Junior's Limericks, Financial Cheating, North Korea and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: like Amallian buck things and it's not doing me true
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve Hart to move together for Steve hard Please, Mommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join ya joining me. You gotta use that turn.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn't got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water ya come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your backdat it? Uh huh? I sure will
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: come on everybody, y'all listen to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. Uh how
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  Speaker 1: the radio show yep, yep? Sometimes saw all I can
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  Speaker 1: say yelp, Man, how far I've come is really unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: But you know I finally figured it out. Man. God
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to have the life I've had so that
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  Speaker 1: I can become experienced at so many different things. And
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  Speaker 1: then this experience when I'm talking and sharing with people,
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  Speaker 1: I will be able to relate to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You know if a person comes to me and they say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what
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  Speaker 1: that is? Man, I didn't I didn't have any direction. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got that been there? Man at one point in time, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just kept pile a mistake on top of mistakes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I think what I'm trying to say
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  Speaker 1: to everybody is when you're going through life and life
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  Speaker 1: is dealing the cards that it deals, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card,
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  Speaker 1: the setback card, the failure card, the mishap card, the
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  Speaker 1: unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: get them. Understand that going in that everybody is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get these cards. It's how you play them, though, you know,
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  Speaker 1: from time to time, one more time, it's how you
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  Speaker 1: play them, you know. From time to time when I'm
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  Speaker 1: watching TV, I love to watch the World Series of Poker.
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  Speaker 1: I like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's it's
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  Speaker 1: really weird, what's happened to a sport? To a poker?
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  Speaker 1: They're actually trying to call it a sport, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And as the everyday guy that doesn't have to be
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  Speaker 1: athletically inclined to anything who has a shot of winning
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  Speaker 1: a title if they play their cards right. The best
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  Speaker 1: poker players in the world don't have the best hands,
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  Speaker 1: They just make the best plays. I've seen guys win
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  Speaker 1: a hand with nine two in their hand as nothing
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  Speaker 1: and win their hand because they knew the bluff, they
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  Speaker 1: knew the odds, they calculated risks, they made the stakes
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  Speaker 1: higher than the other person was willing to pay. They
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  Speaker 1: gave off the illusion that they had something with an actuality.
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  Speaker 1: They had nothing. So what I what I enjoy about
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  Speaker 1: poker and watching it is that these people, these people here,
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  Speaker 1: played the hand they dealt, and it ain't always a
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  Speaker 1: good hand. But it ain't whether your hand is good.
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  Speaker 1: And it ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards
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  Speaker 1: or not. Because you're gonna get dealt some bad cards.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ain't gonna get two bullets in their hand. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get two aces when you get dealt. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you play a draw poker, some of
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  Speaker 1: your cards gonna be nothing. But you got to turn
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  Speaker 1: that nothing into something. So when you get dealt these
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  Speaker 1: cards in life, it ain't the fact that you get
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  Speaker 1: keep getting them dealt I was talking with a young
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  Speaker 1: person yesterday and we were talking and we keep having
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  Speaker 1: the same conversation over and over and over, and they
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  Speaker 1: could not understand why they were not moving forward. But
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  Speaker 1: I said, you don't understand. Every time we talk we
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  Speaker 1: have the exact same conversation. It is simply because you
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  Speaker 1: keep getting your cards and you playing them the same way. See,
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  Speaker 1: until you make a conscientious different, the conscious decision to
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  Speaker 1: do something different, the results will continue to be the same.
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  Speaker 1: See here's the way this works. When you're dealt to
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  Speaker 1: disappointments in life, it's how you handle the disappointments that
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  Speaker 1: determine the outcome and who you are. Because everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: be disappointment. Everybody gonna lose a love one, Everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a bad decision. Everybody gonna end wake up one
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  Speaker 1: morning they have done something they regretted. Everybody gonna get
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  Speaker 1: caught at the wrong time. Every everybody gonna make a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't just you. That is how you play your
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  Speaker 1: cards when they get dealt to you. That determine who
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  Speaker 1: you are. Na how do I play my cards better?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, it's a mindset. Quit looking at everything
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  Speaker 1: as just the end when it happens to you. Oh lord,
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  Speaker 1: woe is me? Nah, everybody got your circumstances somewhere. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't old. Woe is me. It's hold on, man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me play this out to see how God then
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  Speaker 1: connected this to something else. See. As soon as a
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  Speaker 1: person have a setback, what's the first thing A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people do, they go straight negative. I can't see
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  Speaker 1: him to get a break. I can't see him move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, do you realize this could be connected
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  Speaker 1: to something? See, you got to understand, man, that this
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  Speaker 1: thing is all connected. That you're not having these mishaps
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  Speaker 1: and these spills and accidents and falls for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: It's so you can become experienced at them. So when
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  Speaker 1: he takes you to the next level, when it happens again,
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  Speaker 1: you have no how and how to handle it. If
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  Speaker 1: you keep throwing yourself off the cliff every time something happened,
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping
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  Speaker 1: yourself out. I was talking to this young person, I
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  Speaker 1: kept saying, and you know what they try to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to stay positive, but the people around here,
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  Speaker 1: they're just killing that. Oh I see So when you
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  Speaker 1: learn something and you know something, you don't take ownership
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  Speaker 1: of it. You allow other people to come into what
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  Speaker 1: you know and believe and shake it loose from you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. You're not doing me
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  Speaker 1: like that. Here's a deal. I have a gift that
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  Speaker 1: was given to me from God. That is the gift
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  Speaker 1: of comedy. That's what I've done. I've made the bulk
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  Speaker 1: of my living on that skill set. Right there. That
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  Speaker 1: are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've
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  Speaker 1: worked with, who get around in huddles with one another
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  Speaker 1: and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny. I don't
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  Speaker 1: see what they'd be laughing at. He ain't funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't the funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're
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  Speaker 1: irrelevant in this conversation because it regardless as to how
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  Speaker 1: you feel about me. That are people think that I'm
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  Speaker 1: knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly, I own
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  Speaker 1: the gift that God gave to me. I take ownership
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  Speaker 1: of his blessing. Because you don't think it, so, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal your joy,
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  Speaker 1: letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a I'm a I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't nothing now, you said if it're going, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I ain't what you're tripping for. You are
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  Speaker 1: a kind person, own that take ownership of it. Stop
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  Speaker 1: letting things God has given you be taken away from others.
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  Speaker 1: The devil is a cold player, and he got cold
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  Speaker 1: players working for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: You stupid man. I thought I was a hard worker. Man.
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  Speaker 1: They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership. When
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  Speaker 1: God gives you something, blesses you would have gifted talent,
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  Speaker 1: a skill set, a mindset. Own it. Don't let people
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  Speaker 1: come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't do with it. You're listening show, Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Boys and girls, Welcome to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning show Man Greatest Morning Showing Up. Today's show is
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to all the bass fishermen in the world. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: that bass fish, bass fish, cropping fish, bucket sitters, brim
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  Speaker 1: sunfish them fit. Lake fishers, yes, lake fisher bay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love lake fishers man freshwater when I don't deep
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  Speaker 1: seat another kind of fishing. We're not doing them yet.
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  Speaker 1: We got love for you, but we're just doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Bank fisher people have got boats. Look for him. Hunt
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  Speaker 1: them down. Big mouth bass, small mouth bass. Come on, boy,
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  Speaker 1: pike walleye. Let's do something. Do you eat them? You
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  Speaker 1: eat your catch? Hell? Yeah, well I know you well,
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  Speaker 1: I do catch a release on my rerat except on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: On Fridays it's fish fry. Yeah. So then what you
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  Speaker 1: have to fill your pond your lake up again? No?
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  Speaker 1: Not sure. They're making babies now all the babies ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it because big fish do eat little fish.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that. Understand that? Oh yeah, hey dog over here,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm a catfish. I want to damn bass or
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  Speaker 1: suck you down, man that bass, or do you man
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  Speaker 1: that bass? Eat? Pretty much? Bass eat a small duck
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  Speaker 1: on the pond. Yeah, yeah, if it's if it's a
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  Speaker 1: big mouth bath, no, he won't eating means eating no, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: A baby duck a big a large, big mouth bath.
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  Speaker 1: He'll hit the duck, he'll eat a frog. Ain't nothing,
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  Speaker 1: listen any thing? Go across that water man, you got movement.
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  Speaker 1: He hungry, he's gonna swallow. He don't chew, he just
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  Speaker 1: swallowed muscles. Do the rest you're gonna, You're gonna. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: crickets bugs, man, you see them water bugs laying on
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  Speaker 1: top of the water. All of sudden you hear would
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  Speaker 1: you hear that? Right there? That's it? He go, surely
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  Speaker 1: that's not the noise. Kids, it's not you're drinking? Where
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  Speaker 1: are you still irritated by it? Though? It's you don't
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  Speaker 1: do this is good? Ruin everything? You're not good. They're
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  Speaker 1: just stop it annoys. Angriest comedian ever. Need no help?
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  Speaker 1: What I don't needed no hill. Let it be for me,
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  Speaker 1: write my joke. You want to sound effect? Your cool, dude, Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: do you want any sound effects with Joe? Joe? You're animals.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing sound effects. Okay, okay, whatever you were talking
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  Speaker 1: and you were junior work, go ahead, Jude coyote, there
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  Speaker 1: you go from. Now you work with junior animals. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing hero A, Big B and junior. You'd be right
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  Speaker 1: back with some real funny right out to do. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: it is that time, junior. You're ready? Absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a rough room. I mean, I'm in it. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just tell y'all something here. I was. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: something different this week because I'm growing as an artist,
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  Speaker 1: and so I saw something bad. I saw something definitely
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  Speaker 1: traumatic go on, and it changed my thought process. I
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  Speaker 1: saw some coffee waste a Starbucks, and it decided pushed
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  Speaker 1: me actually into writing limericks. So you're not doing poems, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: this is limericks. Hit myself. I need to be doing
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  Speaker 1: limits and I too. Yeah. Yeah. And for those out
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  Speaker 1: that they don't know what limerick is, a limerick is
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  Speaker 1: just a short story about an individual. It's real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Three weeks so I changed over limericks and I just
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  Speaker 1: found like the growth, Thank you, thank you, Ja. And
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  Speaker 1: so I just wrote some limrics about sure to you, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and Carlin. Yeah, I just because I know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Let me start with Tommy. The limerick about Tommy. There
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  Speaker 1: once was a man name Tommy who walked around in
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  Speaker 1: nice silk put jammies. He was quick to get mad
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  Speaker 1: and then turned back. Lad. Oh Tommy is like a suona, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I like to do one about my good friend
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  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Grown to know Jay. Working with Jay
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  Speaker 1: on a daily basis, I've grown to know him and
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  Speaker 1: this is what I found out. Okay. There once was
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  Speaker 1: a man named Jake who had diabetes that would not
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  Speaker 1: go away. He could not eat sweets, but he might
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  Speaker 1: lose his seats. But Stevey at this one by Carla,
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  Speaker 1: I do this one like that one. I love my faith.
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  Speaker 1: There was was a lady named Carla on the Steve Show.
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  Speaker 1: She is the baller. She keeps it so straight and
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  Speaker 1: well up to date. But Carlor sometimes like the holl on.
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  Speaker 1: I know everybody's been waiting on this, when this is
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  Speaker 1: what I've been waiting to do. Come on, Shirley. Oh Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: and I love you, says, I really do. You probably
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  Speaker 1: will pick across. But what there was was a lady
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  Speaker 1: named Shirley. She is real boogie and girly. She keeps
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  Speaker 1: Steve real straight and she loves her mate. But Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: don't come into early those are time is again. There's
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  Speaker 1: once was a man named Timming who walked around and
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  Speaker 1: silk Pajohn. He was quick to get mad and then
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  Speaker 1: turn back glad, oh Timmy, like we don't know what
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  Speaker 1: we're being again, day y'all? Uh huh, all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna go from Junior's limics that were limits
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  Speaker 1: that were very good, Junior, Steve with explain your segments,
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  Speaker 1: Steve these listen. I'm gonna do is you know things
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  Speaker 1: that that's cold for the things people say, and you
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  Speaker 1: got to know how to read what they're saying, because
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  Speaker 1: it's really a cold. You know, they say one thing,
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  Speaker 1: but that what it really means. It's so so I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna call this this segment is called cold cracking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've always been a crack cracker. Yeah, alright, So Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: could you do me a favor? Yes? Do you have
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  Speaker 1: one of these? I do? Uh? You say the first
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  Speaker 1: line and you'll crack the crack. Okay, like if a
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  Speaker 1: person says I'm in between jobs work especially take No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's another one, Steve, I don't really
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  Speaker 1: watch TV cable, got that cold? You don't watch football?
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  Speaker 1: You watch? Yeah? All right, I know about this one
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  Speaker 1: when you hear a lady say, this is my favorite person,
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  Speaker 1: been there, got that on, my favorite favorite About this one, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we've decided to see other people? Yeah yeah, he just
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  Speaker 1: walked out on walked right out. He been seeing you
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  Speaker 1: just got the member. We decide he'd been seeing somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, here goes one. I don't really like
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  Speaker 1: a lot of company. They stay with that mom exactly
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  Speaker 1: what that means? You know. I just tried to think
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  Speaker 1: as quick as I can. Okay, Um, yeah, I like
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  Speaker 1: to take walks, you know, because when he takes walks,
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  Speaker 1: you get to see him. They ain't got no damn call.
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  Speaker 1: How you like to walk downtime? The hell likes to
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  Speaker 1: walk down? Okay, how about this one? Uh, they're tripping
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  Speaker 1: down at my job. They tripping down at my job.
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  Speaker 1: You got five? All right, you want it? Okay, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. That was good, though, Steve, that was really
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  Speaker 1: good walking down the hell. You know they took off then, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening Steve Morning Show right now.
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  Speaker 1: The nephew is here to run that brank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for his nap? The wedding style is the
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  Speaker 1: weddings style like style. No, it is wedding style. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I said it right? What hit playing him? Hello? I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Calmon please? Oh who's calling? This is
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  Speaker 1: the half style Sorenzo? Oh great, great, Hey, we were
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  Speaker 1: waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll get her. Hello. Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Is this is this Calmon? Y? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is the half stayle it's I'm supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: there to do your hair for the wedding. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: you last? Uh? No, I do have a bit of
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  Speaker 1: just there's something that has come up and I kind
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  Speaker 1: of need to discuss some things with you. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Let me ask your Wait? You know I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting married in four hours, right, I do know. I
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  Speaker 1: do know. Let me ask you this. What time actually
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  Speaker 1: is the wedding? Is it at five or six? The
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  Speaker 1: wedding is at five? Okay? Um? We've you done to
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  Speaker 1: your hair so far? Nothing? You have the hair I'm
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  Speaker 1: waiting for you to put weave in my on my head? Right? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god dear, no, you're on your way right. This
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. No, this is not a joke. I've
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  Speaker 1: got ima. Fine, tell him to come here. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a stolars today. You came highly recommend it, and
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  Speaker 1: I've already given you a deposit. You you should be
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  Speaker 1: on your way. I do understand that dollar, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't mind giving you your deposit back. I'm no, that's no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what I want. I need you here to
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  Speaker 1: do my hair. I have no one here to do
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  Speaker 1: my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this, dear.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down, listen, this is what I want to do. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I do have someone that I can send that as
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  Speaker 1: going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and
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  Speaker 1: I just what's it's a very hair is Oliver. Oliver
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  Speaker 1: is my friend, and we've got you're kidding me. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a serious, serious, serious blow up. This is the
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  Speaker 1: most important day of my life, and you're not coming
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  Speaker 1: to do my hair. You're not taking care of your
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  Speaker 1: business because you've gotten into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you about this.
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  Speaker 1: I've been god, I have argued with him all night.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go back and forth and argue
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  Speaker 1: with you as well. Yeah, I have to argue with
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  Speaker 1: me when I need it for you to be here,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, and I'm going to send someone there.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the most unprofessional stylists I have ever
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  Speaker 1: met in my life. I cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deal with you on a professional level,
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  Speaker 1: but you're not because you're not here. I understand that,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to to to reign on your parade.
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  Speaker 1: And my professionalism went out the window when you call
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  Speaker 1: to say that you couldn't make it because you were
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: in an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is go back and forth with you. If somebody
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to find Kim, find um, tell her to come. Where
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: is everybody? Mama? Please get him to the phone. Oh
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: boyd listen, what have you done to your hair? So thing? Okay?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Has it been washed? Yes? Okay, So it's just waiting.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Is that what's going on? Yes, that's what's going on.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Have you been have you been under the dryer at all? No? Okay?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: So is it still? Damn? What are you asking me questions?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: You're very I'm trying to get someone I bring when
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I send someone and I want to send them in there. Yes,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your hair? Has
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: your makeup been done yet? No, I'm waiting for you
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to do my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you asking me these questions? Hold please hold on ones
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: like Oliver. I'm not gonna go I'm Oliver, I'm not
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not gonna say. This is crazy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to you. Now. Let me take care
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: of the time. I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Is there anyway you could possibly push the wedding back
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: this is the first time this is You are the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: most unprofessionals Dollars I've ever met in my life. And
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: trust me, Doling, I will put the word out about you. No, no, no,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I will make sure that you never ever do business again.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna do? You
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: don't curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do run in my day. I understand that. No reason
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: to be mad. I'm the one that should be upset.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and you don't talk to you any kind of way.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I want to you call arning money day. Hold on
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a second. So you got this talking crazy to me,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm not going to go with it. No, no, what,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it sitting let's talk to me,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: craz No, you didn't call me a I'm not going
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to sit here and let you talk to me. No,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you know what. I wish you were coming to this church.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I got your Listen. I'm not gonna sit here and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you. Now, I got someone
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I can send in there to get your head done.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Do you want it or do you not? Who are
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you sending? I am sending. Listen, I will be sending
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: my assistant, and she does. She watched his head. She's
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: been instructed what to do. Don't worry, she'll get it.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to let a shampoo girl start my
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: hair for my wedding? Look do you want? Are you
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: kidding me? I'm as please. Now you need to be
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen. Let me
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: take the racial voice right now, a voice at me.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I can do whatever the hell I want to this
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: is my You have ruined my wedding day. No, I'm not.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now. I'm
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: going to send this shampoo girl to do my hair.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: We will have you dr running starts at five o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. What do you need
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: to be saying? Is he on your pay? I'm gonna
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Cynthia will be on I don't want Cynthia to do
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: my hair. I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I paid you to do my hair. And if you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: have to bring Oliver with you, you need to come
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: on Oliver. Do you want to go? Oh? Oh my god?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Do you want to just go with me? Okay, I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: have one more thing I need to say. Yea, I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: have to say to me. The only thing you need
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to be saying to me is that you and Oliver
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: are on your way. You're about to ruin them important
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: day of my life. I am not about laund your head. Yes,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I'm now why are you on your head? Yes or no? Yes?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And I have one more thing I need to say.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: But what do you want to say? Listen, dot don't
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: don't come for me. Boy, you better spit it out.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: This is Matthew Tommy from the Steve Alby Morning Show.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this thing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: That's why can't signold tea and I'm kicking you did.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It was not funny, not today. This is the last
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: thing I needed today. Do you know what they wanted me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: They wanted me to get you yesterday. I said no,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: We're waiting till the wedding day. I don't even understand
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: much pleasure. I got one more thing I gotta ask you, Yes,
• 27:59
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• 28:09
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• 28:37
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• 28:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you're here with a segment called thick book or thin book?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Please explain then book. I have never written a book
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: like my boss has several books, four, four books three.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm doing some research on writing book. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: need to know if this is going to be a
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: thick book or a thin book. So here we go.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Dance Tips by master p Thikook. Remember when he was
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars with Yeah, all right, here
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: we go again. Skin Lightning Tips by George Wallace. Thick
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: book or thin books? Be a thick book? I think
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  Speaker 1: book right there, boy, because he gonna have to do
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: some explaining. Make Up tips by Michael Blackson book right there.
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  Speaker 1: I like Michael. How to put bass in your voice
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  Speaker 1: thick a thin book, thick a thin book. Cooking Tips
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• 30:20
  Speaker 1: gonna try to cook some turn into a TV show, Jake,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn into a fire. I'm hitting everybody. Here
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: we go racing tips by timing. You go to hand track,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you mean track and running. That's the same. I'm hitting everybody,
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  Speaker 1: So get ready. I really give a damn about my
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  Speaker 1: Colin Forrell. What you think I think it's gonna be anything?
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  Speaker 1: That's the time. What is it? Sick of thin books?
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  Speaker 1: These are I'm letting you know. These are thick books
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  Speaker 1: or thin books? Got books or thin books? Did I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: give you white women that have dated Jake? Is that
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a thick book? That's probably a thick book? Maybe? Huh?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'm hitting what? What? What? Sick of thin book? Comedy
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: tips by Nick Cannon. You're throwing rocks, by Jake. You
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: throw rocks Cannon at Nick Cannon. That hurt another friend, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we've lost. You ain't going on the show. No, I'll
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: never be on the wilding Out. I never al Right,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Here we go, last one, last one books or thin books?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I guess I should pack up after this one. Go ahead,
• 32:08
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• 32:12
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• 32:18
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• 32:20
  Speaker 1: but we got the mustard. Now we got the beard.
• 32:23
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  Speaker 1: Employment by r to be a book, another one for
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  Speaker 1: Jay though, another book for Jake. Comedy clubs. I can't
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  Speaker 1: go back to got all right, Steve, Let's get to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne trip, thank you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: very much, and this is an trip with the news.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: While President Trump talked about Baltimore again at a rally
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: yesterday that he held in Cincinnati, he blamed Democrats, claiming
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that they ruined great cities, blamed Democrats for everything basically.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: There's word that a New York City Police departmental judge
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: is going to announce her decision in the Eric Garner
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: case sometime today. Garner's door to Emerald says she's grateful
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that people, even at the presidential debates, spoke out and
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: understood her family's pain. We've been waiting too long, up
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: we need answers now. So I understand that they feel
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like there's a process, and de Blasio feels like he
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: needs to keep repeating the same thing over and over again.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I will continue to say fire Pantaleo. I will continue
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: to call for someone to make a decision, and of
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: course that to refert reference to us to build a Blasio,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the mayor of New York City who's also hoping to
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: become the presidential candidate for the Democratic Party. A former
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: director of the Richard Nixon Presidential Library, a guy named
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Tim Naftali, says he found a tape of in October
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one phone call that Ronald Reagan places to
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Richard Nixon from the United Nations right after that World
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Body voted to admit mainland China, and Reagan called to
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  Speaker 1: vendors anger of the African countries who defied the US
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and voted the way they wanted to do, bringing Beijing in.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And the call Reagan, who was about to become the
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: patron saint of the new Republican Party, calls the Africans
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Monkeys County, uncomfortable where and that Sir Richard Nixon laughing.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Santa Rampaul, one of only two Senators to vote against
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the nine to eleven healthcare package, now says the Tea
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Party is dead. Paul says that the new budget deal
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: worked out between the Democrats and the GOP spells the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: death of the Tea Party. New deal are raised his
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: government spending to three hundred and twenty four billion dollars
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: under this Republican president. The populist and many say racist
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Tea Party movement dates back to two thousand and nine
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: when CNBC reporter Nick Santelli ranted against spending my President
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Obama and called for a Tea Party revolt. They've been
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: barely heard from ever since Donald Trump has been elected.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Today's the day that the governor Puerto Ricos to give
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  Speaker 1: up the range of power due to scandal involving some
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: eight hundred pages of leaked out in profaning email communications
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to him and eleven of his pals. Will see how
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: that goes. Bad news on the labor front, Lows has
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: told thousands of US workers that their jobs are being eliminated.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Five police officers in Columbus, Ohio facing departmental charges for
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: their roles and arresting Stephanie Clifford, better known as stan
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Wormy Daniels, that stripper who said she had an affair
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: with Donald Trump, who was paid off storming assist the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: police who are trying to damage her reputation because she
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: spoke out against Trump, so she's suing. By the way,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and today as National Women's Astronomer Day, back to the
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to morning show. Okay,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a really few depressing reasons someone will lie on a date.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You want to hear these and then you give it yours,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: all right. They don't believe they're good enough, so they'll lie.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: If they think of love, of dating, and of relationships
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: as a game. They they just don't know any better,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: so they lie. Yeah, I'm lying. I'm not I'm lying.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie. Yeah, and I know you guys have
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you I want to be with you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the
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  Speaker 1: three main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: think of it as a game, and they just simply
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: do not see. It's not that you don't thank you
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: good enough. You're just making show you good enough. Build
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  Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, No, it ain't that you don't
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: thank you good enough. If you're trying to stack the deck.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: How much you make a year, four hundred thousands? You
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: know you know, you make forty add a whole about
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: four hundred thousand. You know, I get it. It's a
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: bonus at the end of the year. And then they
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: keep a hopeful of things gonna be. Yeah, I just
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: got this job, so I'm on pace. Yeah, my bonus
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: check at the end of ye be three hundreds nothing.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Because they think it's a game. They just think, you know, dating,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: loving relationships. They think of it as a game. It's
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: just a game. So well, for guys in the throwback business,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: it is a game. What do you mean? Some girls
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: into it for game too. They just want to see
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: if they can run their little situation and make it
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: work out. You know. And a lot of women are
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: playing the game now, so a lot of people do
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: think it's a game. It sounds to me like you're
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: justifying all this line that you No, I'm not justifying nothing,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: but a lot of people think it's a game. Me
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and and women now treat dating like a game. That's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: why so many that's why families just broken the air.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: But everything jacked up now because TV show Man that catfish.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's unbelievable to me. Three years online with a person,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: then you going to meet them. But I'm in a
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: damn stranger Connor card playing. Man. This little dude, good looking,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: little black kid, was on Catfish. I went to see
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: this girl when man, you should have seen this girl. Dog,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Dog out of whoop.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: The dude on Captain, I swear to God out of
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: star because they know what the person looked like for this.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: This big girl came to this dope. Man. It was Lyne,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: told my she not here, come back later. And the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: little dude, good looking, little black dude. But I couldn't
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: understand it. Man, where you you? He got to have
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis. You're gonna caught
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: this plane down hill. It's me that little dude looks
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: She finally came clean and said it was me what
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: she looked like. George Wallace, Mamma, it was you. Don't
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: show called money, Mama, Joe. You're proud of yourself right now. Wow,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: he was waiting. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: it's time now for comedy roulette. Jay, please quickly. It's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: so easy to explain this. You test out comedy ability
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: every week. Yeah, tell you what you do take five subjects.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Put him on the wheel, spind the wheel around. Stop,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: say how good we are? We take from that? All right,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: let's go put all right, here we go. Here are
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: the subjects. Number one, the deltas ain't all that you
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: just just read us that read that. Number two, your
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: car smells funny. That's a good one. Never number three.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You try to act like you don't know nobody. Alright, alright.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Never number four. People who let their new positions to
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  Speaker 1: their heads. That's the real one, now, yeah, and then
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and then number five skycats spend the wheel, put them up,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: spending the wheel catt for people who let their new
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: positions go to their head and have Let me start
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: off right, man. You know the people who get just
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: a little small lass name tag on their dove, ain't
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: never had one, And all of them sudden they bidding
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you just because they got a name tag. They're a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: little two cent raised who damn sent no, not not
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: not for neckli speaking, that's all they got with two
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: damn sins. Check one, check that sh how about that? Yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: what you mean? What you mean? I got two cents
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: more than you? Yeah, I'll tell you what under about
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to do? Positions when he go to their head. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: used working fast food, right man, by parting on fry
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden somebody got called in. He now
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: he gets to wear a head set. Now he talking crazy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Try Now he ain't farted the crew no more. Hey,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I said, I need to fry up. Naw, you ain't
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: because he got the head set on. Because the boss
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: that called in sick. This show first day went. He
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: didn't even know how to control it. He he man,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I take your order. But he comes on in a
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: calm in the back when he's gonna the other budd
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: to go out to the order. I'm just saying, he
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: don't do no good and dog gone with you. Ain't
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: posting on Facebook that you to lead vacuum cleaner operator
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: at the plan really? And now you got your picture
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: on now with the valuum really? Yeah? Yeah, yeah man.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: That's how they do it. People let their new positions
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: go to their head. I just have two words for
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: this one. Donald Trump will cut upon man here that
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: in the fool letting the new gub go straight to
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: his head. I got I got a part of mine
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: in the joint, right, So I go to see him.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: He working in the furniture department. Right now, the people
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: in the furniture department and make three cents hour. The
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: other workers make two cents hour. Do you know that
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the three centers talk trash to the two centers? How
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: much money are you making? Two center? You ain't making
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: no money? When you start to make some cash, talk
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to me. Oh, man, I feel a new position, go
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: to head right, let it go right to their head.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: And you know what when I can't understand no, man,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: is that when you do get a new position, I come,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: everybody else got to call you by your last day
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: like you just U was Charles yesterday. Don't you expect
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: us call you mister Jakes. We gotta call you mister
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Jacks now today. But it was Charles yester. They just
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: gave your hold on, hold on, hold on hold. I
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: know you ain't put aside in front of your parking
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: space at the job. That's a Larry Jenkins lead bath
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: room attend I know you ain't done this. Whatever, you
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: ain't done this, Larry, you lead bath room. That what happened? Man?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Go to the here. Oh you got a new position,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: but you're still getting the ride to work with me? Oh,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you don't even work. Well, I thought you letting you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I thought you letting your job. Let the job. He
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  Speaker 1: Jaspot Comedy Club, fifty five. It's just comedians, customers. You
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  Speaker 1: can't come fifty five anyone westman Chester. I got food,
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  Speaker 1: I got chicken, I got everything. Fifty five anyone westman
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  Speaker 1: Chester Avenue. Watch out there. Now what you got paper club? Okay,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: don't say no more, don't do it. You don't want
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: him to speak? Do you know what? Yes? Clip but
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  Speaker 1: in a prank? H yes, I just thought it was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: an outburst of yeah, you go too far so travel.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Veronica Hiver Rona. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you? How can I help you today?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You were with the company here? Um? Uh see you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: just left about what six months ago? That's correct? Okay?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: And you left with a chevnce am I right? That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Philip. My name is Philip. Philip. I'm actually
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to you. Now you you own your own travel agency
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: now that's correct? Okay? Um? Now you actually left with
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the severance when you when you left the company at
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the right, that's right? Okay? And how long were you
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: actually with? Uh? I was in eight years? I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: whom my things are again? My name is Philip. I'm
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: with security and what can I do for you? Philip? H? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we got we have you. You started this business? Now
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: did you start it before you left, Philip, I started
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  Speaker 1: this bigness after I left there. You started it after
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you left there, that's correct, one month, one month after
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you left there. Okay, So the reason why I'm giving
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: you a call, and I've been you know, we've gone
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  Speaker 1: through some security tapes and things of that nature. We're
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands of
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: paper clips, we're missing so many office applies, and it's
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting that
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you are the person that has taken all of this
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  Speaker 1: this office. I'm sorry. Let me let me get this right, Philip.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: You are calling my place of business asking me if
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I have used paper clips and paper. I have customers
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you
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  Speaker 1: about this, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: for calling your place to business, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: say that we're at the point of actually picking you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: up behind items that have been taken from the company.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to call and see if we could
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: gotta go, then I'm gonna have to actually come out
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to do you know what? Hold on? What that? If
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you hold that? One? Who does this on my phone
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: talking about some damn paper clips. I have been gone
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: from there for six months. Ain't you calling me now
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: about some paper and someone paper clips? Man, we're missing
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: at least five thousand paper clips. I'm gonna tell you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: what you can do this. I have been out of
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that company for six months. I worked for y'all for
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: eight years, and you all let me go. I didn't
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: take anything from you. Okay. Have you ever used any
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: paper or any paper clips outside? Have you done that?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Of course? I used paper every day. I'm on a business, okay,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But you're using our paper for your own personal business.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: paper clips. Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Now we've given you a severance play and for my understanding,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: be filing charges and taking you to court over these
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: paper clips and paper. I'm gonna tell you what you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: can do it. In five thousand paper clips on paper
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: clip them together and hang you out for by your
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't steal the damn paperclips. You're gonna call me
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: six months water talk about some paper and paper clips, ma'am.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go back up the book fill up.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is some fillip. So are you wanting
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to return all the merchandise because it looks like I
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: didn't take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing
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  Speaker 1: from y'all. I work for you for eight years. Something
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: about for eight years? You stole paper paper clips, you
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: stole office supplied scissors, masking tape, you have taken markers, pens.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: We got it down to know what video tape you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: got pillip. I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: an employee of the year. You all gave me at
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Severn package. How dare you call me six months later?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You can take ten paper clips and shove them up
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you're behind? Excuse me? Are we done here? No? We're
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: not done here. So take your videotape and your paper
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: clips and your scissors, and you know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with them. No, No, I don't. Man. Now, listen what
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do is You're gonna get served
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: right there, Etra Travel Agency, where are you locating? We're
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: listening over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: what's your address. I'm gonna bring your game paper and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: paper clips to you. How about that? So you are
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you are guilty of using a paper aren't you? We
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: all used paper filler. I don't feel which means guess what.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's against the law, which means you're helping yall something.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: And you got ends in your car. Feeler, that's a corporation.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you do. I work for the company. I'm
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: trying to run a business. So you're stealing too. Give
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  Speaker 1: me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone talking
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  Speaker 1: about some pens and paper clips? Here, wash your mine?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to what you do? Think so many
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  Speaker 1: pens and so many paper clips? So I was run
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  Speaker 1: run up business. Don't call my phone within I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about something. I'm gonna slay this to you now. I'm
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and order. I'm ordering the police to
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: come and pick you up. Okay, because I'm trying to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: get the problem taking care about the phone. Bring the
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: police and you come with them. Come get it. I
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: got something for you when you get here and bring them.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: You're calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: been going from here for six months. Clidam, you have
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: stolen paper clips from the company and we want our
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: paper clips. Bring your over here. You want to getting
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: some damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: so he can kick your over here if you want to.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: You want to address you want to address up. Come on,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business. I
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: gotta walk away from my customers. If it was about
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: from pens and papers and paper clips because you stole
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: over five thousand player, you're a fat and then you
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: also you better be ready because you're stowing some stuff
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  Speaker 1: for Tommy and he's been over here. Wait a minute,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: wait time. Tommy says you're stowing a bunch of his stuff. Listen,
• 51:24
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  Speaker 1: in the back room on you. Hey, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you somethaby. What is the badest I mean, the baddest
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  Speaker 1: how y'all feel about? Lord? Yeah, he worries. But but
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• 53:47
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject.
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  Speaker 1: Is he my kids daddy or granddaddy? Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: As nephew Tommy would say, buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: He just said for real this time. There's no easy
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: way to explain my situation. I am a twenty eight
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: year old married woman. I married my high school sweetheart
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  Speaker 1: and we have six kids. But I'm not sure who
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: my father. Who my kid's father is here's why. Ten
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: years ago, I lost my parents in a bad accident,
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  Speaker 1: and living without them was unbearable for me. I started drinking, partying,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: and having sex all of the time with different men.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I was a mess. My boyfriend had no idea about
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: my secret sex life. One night, when I was drunk,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I went to my boyfriend's house looking for him and
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: ended up having sex with his father. His dad and
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I had amazing sexual chemistry, so we continue to have
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: sex for years. I got pregnant with my first child,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and my boyfriend and I got married. Since i've been married,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I've only had sex with my husband and his dad.
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  Speaker 1: I do not use protection with my husband, and I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: do not use protection with his dad. Recently, my husband's
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: dad and I ended our affair because it was getting
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: harder to sneak around. I also stopped drinking and decided
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to get my life together so I can be a
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: better wife and a great mom. But the first thing
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I need to do is figure out who the daddy
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: of each of my kids. Who is the daddy of
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: each one of my kids? Is it my husband or
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: is it his father. I love my husband dearly and
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose him. His love and support
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: got me through the worst part of my life. I
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: need to tell him about my affair with his dad,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: and I need to get him to do a DNA test.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: My kids deserve to know who their dad is, right,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to ruin the relationship that my
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: husband has with his dad. So how do I approach this?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Please help? Well, yeah, yeah, this is one of those moments. Yeah,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you're going to ruin the relationship. I mean, no doubt
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: about it. If you tell there's you're going to do that.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, so don't even I don't even know why
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: you put that in the letter, because that's definitely going
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to happen. You know, I'm sorry that you lost your parents,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: your parents ten years ago. You know. That's why they
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: have counseling and stuff like that, so people can work
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: on those kinds of issues and not use drinking and
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: sex and things like that to get through it. That's
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: what you did, That's what happened. This is really crazy. Um,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you've changed your life around, but boy, have
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you left just a trail of mess behind, just a trail.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why you kept sleeping with
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: both of them, both your dad, his dad and your husband,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the dad's son. Why why did you keep doing it
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: for so long? You said you did it for years,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: And why were you doing it with no protection? Because
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: you know when you do it with no protection, you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: can get pregnant or get a disease or something. I mean,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: that was just dumb. I don't think you should tell.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I just don't. I mean, I mean, no, there there
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: are times, you know, when when this applies, and I
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: just think there's one of them. I just think this
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: is a secret you're going to have to take to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: your grave, because there's no way if you do tell,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you're not going to ruin their relationship. This is just
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: because of your past behavior. This is just one of
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: those burdens you have to carry, and you got to
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: carry it to your grave as far as I'm concerned, Steve,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: First of all, system you've made a series of bad
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: mistakes and you just got to eat him. But now
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: this moment that you're having in this letter, I need
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: to tell him talking about your husband, I love my
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: husband dearly and I don't want to lose him. His
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: love and support got me through the worst part of
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: my life. I need to tell him about my affair
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: with his dad, and I need him to get him
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: to do a DNA test. My kids deserve to know
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: who their dad is, right, But I don't want to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: ruin a relationship that my husband has with his dad.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: So how do I approach this? Please help? There's nothing
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: to approach you. You've made a series of mistakes, horrible mistakes.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: You're not the only one to blame here. This man's
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: your husband's father, has a world of responsibility to bear
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: up under this. How could you do this to your son?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: That's a big issue too, How could you do this
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to your son? See, now here's the messed up part.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You're the only one getting everything you want, young lady.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You're the only one getting everything you want. You got
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: your husband, you got your affair, you got your kids,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: you got all this. Now, you ain't saying you ain't
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: had no troubles in your life. You have, but you've
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: compounded them with some other decisions too. For now, and
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: then the father in law, this man you have an
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: affair with, he getting everything he won't. He got grandkids,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: he got his son, he got his daughter in law,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: he got a chick on the side, he coup that's trifle.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: So you and him have been the only ones getting
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: exactly what you knew you were getting. Let's look at
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the lives who don't know what they was getting. Your
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: kids don't know who they dog on daddy is not
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: really But then it's really not a question for them
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: right now because they're just assuming that's my daddy. If
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you take that from them, what have you done? This
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: ain't the time to run your mouth. This is the
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: one time Sherilly then got this straight. No, really, really,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: you always recommended telling the truth, and now you saying
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: live a lie, and this is when you have to
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: live the lie because she's destroying families. If it's okay, Shelly,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you've always said you should tell the truth. It's okay.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: That's your hat. You hear though, You hear what you're
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: wanting here, that's what you say, Shelly, Shirley. Just my
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: turn with the letter name name, it's the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening, all right, Steve, come on
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Subject is he my kids daddy or granddaddy? Now, this
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry letter. I've been asked by my co
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: host to keep her name out of my mouth when
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm finding that increasing difficult. But let's just
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: reiterate this twenty one year old married woman married to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a high school sweetheart, got six kids. Ten years ago.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: She lost my parents in a bad accident. She started
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: drinking the health, sex with all kinds of men. One
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: time she went over to the house looking for a boyfriend,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: he wasn't there. She wounded up having sex with his daddy.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: They've continued to have this fair even though they've gotten married.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: She has always kept an affair going with her husband's father.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Now she got six kids, and she don't know whose
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: kids they are, so she wants to go have a
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: DNA test, so she wants to stop drinking. She stopped
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: drinking and decided to get her life together so she
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: can be a better wife and a great mom. She said,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: But the first thing I need to do is figure
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: out who is the daddy of each one of my kids.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Is it my husband or is it his father. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: love my husband dearly and I don't want to lose him.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You're about to. His love and support got me through
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: the worst part of my life, and this is how
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: you repain. I need to tell him about my affair
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: with his dad, and I need him to go get
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to a DNA test. You're gonna go tell your husband
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: about to a fair you've been having with his daddy. Now,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I just told you you're gonna ruin these kids' lives
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: because these kids only know your husband as they dad,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and they know Grandpa as their grandfather. You're gonna go
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: in there and rearrange that, but you don't want to
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: lose your husband. This is exactly how you lose your husband.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You're running out, running your mouth with disinformation right here.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: The best thing you could do is stop seeing his
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: old man, ask God for forgiveness and going to get
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: your life together. If you do decide to go in
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: there and tell, which would be the dumbest thing you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: can do, You're going to ruin the kids' lives. Your
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: husband his father's son relationship will be damaged, possibly beyond repair.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Your life will suffer because you won't have this husband anymore.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Then you won't have their fair. You had it with
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: and I got something else you haven't thought of. Your
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: relationship with your children could be damaged by this because
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: when they get old and finally figure out what it
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: is you did. That's gonna be a tough one. So
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: you're talking at this point doesn't make any sense to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: me at all. None. And once again I'm gonna say
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: this though my co host has gotten it right by
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: telling you to stand down and shut your mouth. I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: have promoted lying since we got on this show. That's
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the biggest promoter of truth telling. I have told her
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: sometimes the reason me and lie is because if we
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: know the truth ain't gonna go good, we will give
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: you a lie. In state. This is one of those
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: situations where the truth ain't gonna go good. There's no
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: good can come out to trait. I agree nothing. And
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: finally I got her to understand why lying is necessary. Yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you can't. He'll destroy everything and everyone. It shouldn't have
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: been written. Yeah, but she's feeling guilty. That's what she feeling,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: all kinds of guilt since she's changed. Yeah, she's That's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: one thing she's gonna have to do. She may need
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a lie therapy after all, you know, Yeah, to deal
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: with all of this, because she's dealt with a lot.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: When you do tell them, do the kids say granddadda
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: daddy is a legitimate everyone. So he is your brother,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: really your niece or you? What do I call a kid?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: What the kids going through? Get them? No, I was
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: gonna say something reasonable. Oh, okay, technically the kids will
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: always be brother and sisters because they share the same mother. Yeah,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: so technically they always be. Now if you get rid
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: of the technicality, here we go, Uncle, you're gonna have
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: a damn problem because somebody over there is gonna have
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: to be somebody daddy. This, one of them bars is
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be on and one of them girls gonna be
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: somebody aunt. But all of mistake, cousins, you gonna have
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: to be the nieto. He has to get in roll
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: call at the family union. Gonna have a lot of
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: people standing up with the same damn title. And you
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: can have multiple titles in this family with all the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: sons of Walter stand up. Now when all the sons
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: of Walter Junior? All right, Steve, we gotta get out
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: of here. Email us that Strawberry letter, my girl, Shirley,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Okay, Steve, you
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: know there was a time when cheating was defined as
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: either you were sleeping with someone else or you won't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: or you weren't that it was just that simple, right, Well,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: now there's a new one, guys. It's called financial cheating.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Psychologists define it as any purse purposeful financial deceit. Oh,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: between two or more individuals who've got a stated or
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: unstated belief in mutual, honest communications around financial matters. So
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: here's some things to look out for if you if
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you suspect your spouse or your mate of financial infidelity
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: pretending a new purchase is an old one. This jackie,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: see right there? Oh I knew, I knew this. Oh yeah,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: it's just when this is me, this is us, right,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: this should have been number one. Hiding purchases and hiding receipts.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, fellas y'all go through that jacket. Jacket. My
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: wife don't do that. She just put the stuff in
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: the closet. I can't tell, wasn't yeah, okay, And I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: show ain't looking for no receipts. So I missed that one. Yeah,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you put it in the trunk first, and you know,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: then when the coast the coast, then you move it
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: to the closet. Okay, here's some other things when you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: know someone's financially cheating on you hiding credit card statements.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Oh I wish I could talk right now without why
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: y'all saying? Because I want to say something I can't.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying. Uh, having a secret credit card,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: you know what, I tried to hold it. I hope
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: she listens. I hope she listens. Oh you did it?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you you did that. Oh. Here's another one. Having
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: a secret stash of money. That's how you know you're
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: financially cheating on your party. Here's another one, Steve, keeping
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: a raise or a bonus secret, not telling your spouse
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: about that. See if you like to go to Vegas
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: gambling money away in secret or winning. Told her that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I had won these jackpots, and she go on the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: side of the bed and get all these tickets. I'm
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: gonna cash these in. Ain't no need of you giving
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: them back. What did she take your tickets? You get
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: ready do what. I'm gonna cash these tickets in. And
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: some of these, some of these all she thought they
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: token it may token chips. You're talking about chip ship?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: How much we're turning this in, Steve, you got a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: lot of money right here. We ain't got to go
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: back and lose all this hey, listen to me. Listen
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: to me, and you come to Vegas for two different reasons.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: You're messing. You're now touching the main reason. I'm out.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back. You put them damn chips
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: down with more, step away from them, step waiting about
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: your tickets with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to string show. Let's keeping it.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: One hundred questions from from Carla for the crew is uh,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: have you prayed for the downfall of your X and Y?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Have you prayed guys, anybody for the downfall of your ex?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't that. I'm not that guy allegedly allegedly, allegedly
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I prayed for the Lord to take you out in
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: my life. I prayed for that, ya, But you don't
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: want anything bad. I mean when I heard something about
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: my ex, I didn't really be upset about it. I
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: like what that happened to them? I didn't. I wasn't
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: that yeah, you know, she pregnant? What that's not down
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to me? Like? Nothing like real bad to have. I'm like,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I was. Yeah, I prayed for a lot,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: you know, lock y'all one time. I wouldn't talk. Yeah,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: you know, just a temporary stroke, you know, left sud
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: just just Tommy quarter peers on court day. Oh, on
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: court day, I did ask for a cart. Oh but
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: it was nothing. I just wanted to do one, not
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: to make it, that's all. I want to be hurt,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: but I want to car to be told total Yeah,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: but telling me where were you? I wish you ran
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: out of gas on a cliff, you know. So wait,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: when we first started this segment and surely asked y'all
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: this question, y'all was like, nah, I ain't never done that,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: like pray, but what was your question? Though? The question
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: is have you prayed for the downfall of your ex
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: and if you have no, no, not to downfall, but
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: something to happen, you know, but to fall down. Okay,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's the same thing, guys, that same thing,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: you know, like slip on some steps and your heels
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: it's the same thing, yea, and go into an uncontrollable
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: free fall. Stuff like that. Ain't in slow motion the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: heel caught in a sewer. Great, you know something now, Damn.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: That's about the most you've done. Nothing really bad though, right,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: strange come up to slap the hell out of them
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, that's what you draw the line.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Something bad. Just y'all don't know really bad to have them.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: But you know, like, you know, if I find out
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: you know you listen to just so he don't be
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: nothing bad? No? No, yeah, chased by a pit bull,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, like I find out your house
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: got burned down and all the tapes was in there,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I'll be cool. What what's going on any tapes? You know,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: like super glued your mouth. That's a question for y'all
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: because y'all don't want to carry grudges. Wait a minute, Tommy,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: you're the one. No, you're not talking about carrying grudges.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I think he on THEO. What I'll recalling. I've been
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: your friend, my lord, eighteen years. I ain't you ain't
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: oh for gave what's your name? Now? What's his name? Okay,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: we're not talking about that right now. You ain't ever
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: for gay? What's it? What's his name? Sure? You see
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: me scriptures every morning? I know? Yeah, And hey, I'm
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: not perfect, Junior. I know the caller They say, you
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: know how to slide on the car and disconnect breaks
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: in by halapole sugar in a man tank one time.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: No proof of that calling five pound back calling when
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: the man tank exploded? What what? What? What? What? What?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: What did you need? What? How do I need proof?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: When the butcher knife is still in the last time, allegedly,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know this is this is a question for
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: the guys. Yeah, I mean, just out there, just stabbing
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: the time. I have no proof I will be President
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Trump on this show because there's no collusion. All right,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the show. All right,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: here's some trending national news. Guys. Another day, another missile
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: launch from North Korea for the second time. Yeah, for
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: the second time in a week. North Korea is firing missiles.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: South Korea's Department of Defense says the North fire too
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: short range ballistic missiles Office East Coast from the Wandson area.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: The White House. The White House says it is monitoring
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: the situation, but there is no indication that they posed
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: a threat to the US. Trump He don't come and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: give me Trumps dead, as I was saying. The White
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: House says it is mon turing the situation. There is
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: no indication that they posed a threat to the US
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: or any of their allies. Jay, look at me, Nuka
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Skid should miss day, miss everday. Moving on now, mister
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Kim Jong uh quickie entertainment news story. Jose Smalltt back
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: in the news. He sold his San Fernando Valley home
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: at a thirty thousand dollars loss. Uh. Smallett, who allegedly
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: faked a hate crime earlier this year, reportedly sold the
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Hillside bungalow for one point six five five million. He
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: bought it for one point six eighty seven million a
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago, so he took a thirty k
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: loss there not a bad loss. Could have been worse,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, well it is what it is. Yeah,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. Yeah. All right, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, A really few depressing reasons someone will
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: lie on a date. You want to hear these and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: then you give us out yours. All right. They don't
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: believe they're good enough, so they'll lie. Make if they
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: think of love of dating and of relationships as a game.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: They just don't know any better, so they lie, I'm
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: gonna yeah, and I know you guys have I'm not
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you if I want to be with you. Yeah,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: that's just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: three main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: think of it as a game, and they just simply
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: do not see. It's not that you don't thank you
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: good enough. You're just making show you good enough. Build
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, no, that you don't thank you
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: good enough. If you're trying stacked the deck. How much
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you make a year? Unn you know, you know, you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: make forty a whole about four hundred thousand, you know,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I get it. It's a bonus at the end of
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the year. And then they keep a hopeful of things
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be. Y'all just got this job, so I'm on pace. Yeah,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: my bonus check at the end of the year be
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: three hundred and six and nothing yet because they think
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: it's a game. They just think, you know, dating, loving relationships.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: They think of it as a game. It's just a game.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: So well, if you guys in the throwback business, it
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: is a game. Some girls into it for game too.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: They just want to see if they can run their
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: little situation and make it work out. You know. And
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of women are playing the game now, so
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of people do think it's a game. It
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're justifying all this line that
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: you No, I'm not justifying nothing, but a lot of
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: people think it's a game. Me and the women now
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: treat dating like a game. That's why so many that's
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: why families just broken, the everybody everything jacked up now
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: because TV show man that Catfish, that's unbelievable to me.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Three years online with a person. Didn't you going to
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: meet him? But I'm in a damn stranger Connor caught
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: him playing. Man. This little dude, good looking, little black
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: kid was on Catfish. I went to see this girl
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: when it. Man, you should have seen this girl. Dog,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Dog. I whooped the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: dude on Catfish. Man. I whipped his ass while I
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: swear to God out of star because they know what
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: the person looked like. This big girl came to this
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: dope man. It was lying to my She not hell
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: come back later. And the little dude, good looking, little
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: black dude, I couldn't understand it. Man, where you he
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: got to have plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: You're then caught just playing down him. That little dude
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: looks on But she finally came clean and said it
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: was me, But she looked like George Wallace, Mama, it
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: was right, Steve coming up closing remarks right after this.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening here, we are last break of the day, Steve.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: This time is for you to just leave us with
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: something we can go through the rest of the day with.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: With your closing remarks and what do you have for
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: us today, sir? Well, you know, just something I've had
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to learn. But I have to constantly, constantly remind myself
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: of it all the time. And that is something that
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Bishop Kenneth Olma taught me. He taught me something I
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: was going through, something I was being attacked, I thought
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: rather unfailed with a bunch of vicious lies. And what
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I was about to do was I had a plan
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: of a counter attack. I'm gonna go I'm gonna say something.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna set the record straight. Bishop Olma called me
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: justin and nick of time. I was about to make
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: a call to a reporter. I was about to to
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: make a call to a reporter. I was about to
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: just set the record straight, and Bishop Woman said something
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: to me that changed my direction. He says, Steve, stay
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: on the wall. Stay on the wall. It's actually a scripture.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know which one it is, but it's something
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: to the effect of stay on the wall. But what
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: he explained to me was very simple. You are in
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: a certain position in life. God has allowed you to climb, endue, overcome,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: survive and thrive. At a certain point in life, when
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: people beneath you start throwing rocks up at you, when
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: people on the floor start attacking you, saying stuff about
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: you that ain't true, it is in your best interests
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: to stay on the wall. Do not climb down off
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: the wall to address this small stuff. When God has
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: put you up there on the side of the hill,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: you halfway up the mountain, but you're gonna come back
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: down to the bottom of the mountain because somebody was
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: hauling insults up there, So now you come all halfway
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: back down the mountain to address them. Why now you
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: got to go all the way back up there when
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: all you had to do, Steve Harvey was stay on
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: the wall when all you had to do was stay
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: on that side of the mountain that God had allowed
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: you to get to, get on that plateau and take
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: yourself a rest. But stay on the wall, stay on
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: the mountain side. Don't come off to address these people
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: that's throwing rocks at you. Drake and Meek decided to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: quit coming off the wall. It makes no sense. Cardie
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: B and Nicki Minaj, you're on the wall. Why do
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you keep getting off the wall to address these small
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: minded matters and people. I'm telling you, man, just because
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: you're famous don't make you the smartest people in the room.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: We're not just because we're famous people. We make mistakes too,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: because guess what, famous people are happened to be human beings.
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  Speaker 1: They just got more people know they faced and know yours.
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  Speaker 1: They not know better than you. They're not smarter than you.
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  Speaker 1: They're not kinder than you. They're not deeper than you.
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  Speaker 1: It's none of that. They may have seen a few
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  Speaker 1: more things, been a few more places. But guess what
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  Speaker 1: if you don't adjust your thinking and you keep coming
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  Speaker 1: down off the wall, don't those rich, wealthy, famous people
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  Speaker 1: look real common to you, and don't it kind of
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  Speaker 1: make you just a little bit of shame sometime when
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  Speaker 1: you look over there and you see somebody that you
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  Speaker 1: clearly know that God has blessed and allowed to get
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  Speaker 1: to a certain position in life, And don't it sicken
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  Speaker 1: you just a little bit when you look over there
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  Speaker 1: and they back down off the wall, acting like somebody
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  Speaker 1: that ain't never been up on the wall. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be that person, Nicki Minaj, really don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be that person. Cardi b You don't really want
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  Speaker 1: to be that person, because we're just defeating the purpose
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  Speaker 1: of climbing anyway. You can't climb the wall or the
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  Speaker 1: ladder and keep getting off every time somebody throw a
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  Speaker 1: rock at you. At one point in time, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: keep your foot on the ladder and keep climbing. At
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  Speaker 1: one point time, you just gotta stay on the wall
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  Speaker 1: quick coming back down. The best lesson I learned was
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  Speaker 1: not to address everything that's said about me. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how much stuff gets said about me? Man that
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  Speaker 1: I could easily straighten out. I don't even take the
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  Speaker 1: time too straighten it out, because what I'm on a mission.
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  Speaker 1: God got me on a mission. God got you on
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  Speaker 1: the mission. God trying to show you something man, and
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  Speaker 1: God can't show it to you if you're gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: acting regular, Why would God do something extraordinary for you?
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  Speaker 1: If you just want to be ordinary? Why would God
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  Speaker 1: give you more? If you ain't appreciative of what you have?
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  Speaker 1: Why would God take you high if you keep climbing
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  Speaker 1: back down? Just ask yourself that So one of the
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  Speaker 1: things I had to come away with quick coming off
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  Speaker 1: that wall, to address stuff. And that's what I want
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  Speaker 1: everybody to consider today. And sometimes let famous people be
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  Speaker 1: your example. And what are the great examples? Was over
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: this weekend Drake and Meek Meal, they hugged, they squashed
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  Speaker 1: the beef. It's plenty of money for everybody. Drake not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it all, Meek not gonna get it all.
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  Speaker 1: Card ain't gonna get it all. Nicki Minaj ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it all. Steve Harvey ain't gonna get it at all.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna get it all. It's plenty for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Make your money, stay on the wall, live your life
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  Speaker 1: as a righteous person, do the best you can. Stay
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  Speaker 1: prayed up, because we all gonna fall shorter to glory
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  Speaker 1: at the end. All right, those are my clothes remarks?
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  Speaker 1: Why you ain't say, Steve Harvey ain't gonna get it
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  Speaker 1: all time, ain't gonna get it out? Why you ain't
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  Speaker 1: say that? I didn't. I didn't want to compare me
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  Speaker 1: in you. But we're a good comparison. This is such
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  Speaker 1: an obvious one. It doesn't really drop the mic. Steve, Well,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: he always got to drop the mic. Why don't get
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  Speaker 1: to drop the mic? You ain't never said nothing that
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  Speaker 1: shut up? Julian, what you're gonna mess around? Had a
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  Speaker 1: mic fall on you? Bye? Thank you for all, Steve.
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