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Last time I know, latency. Do we really think sanne would
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have wanted a priest here? My mouth will always be looking
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over you by 888. Hold on.
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Hey Remy. Listen, look me in the eyes and
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tell me you're not gonna say anything stupid.
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And I did the dishes, a good proxy.
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Then those taking this really hard so please be gentle with
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them. But do let me come over and talk
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to you a minute. You got enough.
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I said be gentle. Dear mr.
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Beebe. Average donation, Admin know.
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You have friends in high places. Send ping.
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Our thanks. Hey Randall.
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Listen you got we got talk about your wait a minute.
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I Jeff. Hey I wanna I found some found
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some help. They've got off.
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What the fuck? Shoot it.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Bang. Bang.
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Not looking good for me. Be my foot.
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You missed. Well they God job here is done
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and by job. I mean our friend's funeral job
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also who's scheduled who scheduled us a knows who's
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cooking Sandoz Funeral on Halloween.
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Bad move. It was the only time they had
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for the Groupon. All right.
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Otherwise it wouldn't. It would be known boy.
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We got it, we got a deal because everyone's on holiday and no one
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schedules are Hollow Halloween funeral.
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Now before we do it can we just can we just all process this for
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a second? Like there's not much to
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process. There was cybertek hands.
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They came to life all by themselves, the artificial
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intelligence? It it speaks for itself.
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This. Yeah, I will say I wasn't the
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right guy. Our job, these things.
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I didn't bring them in here and I'm pretty sure my boss didn't
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bring them in here either. So clearly, there's something,
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this is just, this is not normal, is what I'm trying to
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say. This is not normal, not a normal
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day in the job. Oh, I'm kind of freaking out.
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Well, where are the bodies from? Well, these are all so these
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bodies here, these are all normal.
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These are all like that. Mean like normal like could be
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abnormal. I mean, I don't keep inventory
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of everything. I just kind of like take the one
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that I'm assigned to and and do what I need to do on them.
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So like I am not in charge of everything, I'm just an intern,
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okay? So and you gotta work on a
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national holiday Halloween. God bless you.
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So sorry, you have to work today.
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I'm gonna go over to one of the cybertech feet and check out the
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toe tag. How much how much do we know
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about like, how much can we look up?
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I will, I'll pull tweezers out of my bag about a dead person in
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one of these places but we just get to know like their whole
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life story or other come 739 4vv.
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We do have their records, I can, I can look them up and I'll go
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over to like one of our computers and see if I can look
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up some of these patient records.
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Cool. Just get over to the Computer
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get on to chair and start to put in the code for the patient.
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Okay, so this person they don't have too much data on them
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because they were homeless, but the only real record that I have
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is some person named dr. Sawtooth worked on them.
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But doesn't it sound like a price names?
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All too, well. Yeah, dude, yeah.
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Well, he works with us. We should probably go pay him a
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visit. He's actually a long time.
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So what the name? Like dr.
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Sawtooth. He sounds a little.
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He's very clean. He's very kind and some one of
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us had a special relationship with Iraq.
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Look, jab in the gut. Yeah, he installed my leg.
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Hey, what? All right.
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The thing with me and Sawtooth, but I guess you and Sawtooth
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date. Am I doing it right?
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Yes, you're doing it wonderfully.
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I was say that it is it is I'm so glad that in our society, we
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We have funeral arrangements for for people without a families
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with no one to paid for by the community.
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So wonderful you put out a tree on and it's all coming from the
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patreon budget. You don't know how much it as
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signing up for a patreon. Really helps Creator or
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incentives? Lauren's.
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Danos case a hired assassin killing machine who turns out to
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be a clone but it's it's a long story.
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About 73 episodes. Well, Florida entertaining all
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the way through. Well it's a little strange that
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your doctor Sawtooth worked on a moving foot.
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I think the file probably is referencing to when it was
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attached to the human. Well let's check the other feet.
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Yes. I think that would be good.
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I'm just going to say around now, I'm not going to be
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surprised when the Sawtooth been doing some shady shit.
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I mean, that guy's got a is kind of messed up in the head a
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little bit. I mean, I love the guy, I love
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them to death, you know, I trust with my life but still kind of
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strange fella. Okay.
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Another one worked on by Sawtooth beginning to detect a
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pattern here, too. Of three.
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What about the others through the other one?
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Is a different doctor. I've never heard of.
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Well, what about these? The ones doing bag?
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Yeah, question. Yes.
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Before you all do your Invading dead body thing embalming and
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all that that actually yeah of your job is to remove cybertek
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from the dead and sell it to pay for their funeral, right?
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But my thing is, is do you not check said cybertek for any
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viruses before him? We do run them through a system.
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Yes, generally. I mean it came up all the one
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that I worked on. Did I didn't work on all of
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these bodies though. So I don't know.
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And the body not listening, that's ominous.
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Okay. Oh, that's very ominous.
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I got a question to while we're asking questions.
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Dr. Day boy fucking, with the lights.
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I should probably check on dr. Dave It's a high-pitched whine,
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little pop noise, and above all of the bodies.
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An engram appears. Oh, what floating?
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uh, no angry man, angry man appears Ingram Ingram.
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Spelled with my like someone's last night.
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Yes. Does that look like somebody's
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last name? Jab.
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I don't what? I'm not sure what it looks like.
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The computer reboots and old it is on the screen, is this angra,
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this, I became a lot of ground, split virus, two points of focus
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and 13 tendrils. 13 a lucky number.
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What I recognize this from, any of my hobby, reading of Cryptid
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or myths, and cyber than night City.
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You can roll for it. I will for for you and listeners
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out there that didn't know what an Ingram is like me spoon and
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also like Jeb, my character, an Ingram is a unit of cognitive
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information imprinted in a physical substance theorized to
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be the means by which memories are stored as biophysical or
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biochemical changes in the brain or other biological tissue in
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response to external stimuli bye.
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Or in this case, a matrix looking thing that looks like an
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eyeball me. Jade has no idea what any of the
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words you just said our, that was pretty complicated.
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Yeah, I own a however, knows exactly what this is.
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Iona obviously, I was just over here so I can take the whole
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time. I don't know.
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All you glean from it letís, see you.
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And H. See you and yours.
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That's what I get for a 28. Yep.
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See you a car. Do you want one more letter?
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You want one more letter? Is it end?
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Don't you think one more letter would be fair the GM's tone
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here? I don't trust it.
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Hmm. Can our quarter.
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What have we? We try to decipher here.
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Maybe it's 13 letters. Oh yeah, most definitely I don't
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know what this means. I have no idea seems very
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familiar but I can't really place it when familiar.
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Yeah, I got something in my own engrams in the back of my
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computer brain can't seem to figure it out.
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See, you are 13. Mystic symbols, hmm.
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Have we looked inside of these bags with the engrams on them?
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Well, that's what I'm also asking about.
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We could, we should maybe we should open them.
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It was volunteer, I am not going anywhere near them.
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I'm just gonna get my combat shovel ready and be ready to
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smack it. If it comes back up.
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Shit, she like out grab the zip at true.
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Yeah. Go ahead at the ready with my
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car. A shovel and Dale grabs, the
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zip. On go.
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Okay. Three, two, one, go.
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I hit it. All right, you hit a convulsing
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body underneath that the engram as its floating.
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The body is shaking, the eye is a green and it starts to shake
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less and less and it fades because I keep hitting the
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always giving our electronic Human a sound staccato.
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They sound like that. Going through corruption, a
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sound incomplete. Make this body convulses the
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engram above it fades in the body moves to Stillness.
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The other bag starts shaking and you perceive that the same shit
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is happening. All right, I've exercised one.
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Oh my gosh, the others are shaking.
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Oh no. All the other one is, is that
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what the other ones are doing? Are they shaking?
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Oh God. Jeff.
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Get your shovel ready? These two to knock the shit.
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Don't stop till they stop on their own.
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And as they convulse in the bags, the convulsion gets less
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and less and less. And they go still the computer
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in the corner continues to Glow, this, engram above it, and will
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not boot to the software it was showing before.
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All right, so I got a quick question.
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How your for any of you more biologically Client and
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education. Wise, listen.
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I are we dealing with lack of like a biological virus, or is
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this like a computer virus and, or maybe some of both also, um,
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do we think that these things are coming alive because of
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their cybernetic implants? Or is this like a, a rising from
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the dead with magic kind of situation?
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Hi, this is This is definitely they those bodies were dead so
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this is definitely of the technological.
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Oh variety, I mean, we could say Supernatural.
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Know my answer. Oh shit.
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It's not real. Yes, Magic's not real, it's
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cool. We're at, I mean, I don't know.
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Can you explain what the pictures was?
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Explain love if that's not magic.
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I don't know what Savvy and biological means.
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Not Savvy in technical things. Well actually I kind of em but
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not this is something beyond my expertise which then would be
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magic not magic. So not magic if it's
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unexplainable, I just I just kind of, you know, our place
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that under magic. Well, you do know that the human
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body works off of electrical impulses.
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Correct. Jeb whale.
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Hold on, you're telling me that mind Tire laughs, he's boils
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down to a bunch of electrical impulses.
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Yeah, pre-downloaded ryu's, mind into multiple bodies.
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You know, when like, your heart goes out and they use it to
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separator the paddle thing. That's, that's electric pulses.
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I'm Jeb, kind of like finds a place to sit down for a second
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and besides kind of go big and he goes, he's, he's life.
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Just no electricity running through my veins.
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Yeah. You're literally an electric
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skeleton with a meat suit covering it.
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Yeah. What retro said one?
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Well, since this is affecting the computer also this is
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clearly some sort of virus or something.
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So we got smoke comes up from the top of it.
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And the engram Bates. Okay, maybe we should, you know,
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I wanted to investigate but I think we should leave this place
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is just I can't work here anymore.
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This is just too weird. I'm going to look towards Ayanna
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and then I'm going to look towards Jeb very sternly burn.
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It burn it burn this whole place down the will work.
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We're not going to burn a markdown.
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We could burn the bodies that might not be a bad idea.
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Well usually we offer cremation services in the back.
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Yeah, I think I think the input is where you can burn the
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bodies, there's a bun. But oh yeah, we should.
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We should just burn all of these.
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I think usually there is paperwork and things that we
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have to do and a process. But, you know, I think we should
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just throw them all in the input running, but that Burn It to the
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Ground. It's loud in this small board.
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That's just the sound of the air leaving the bodies that squeaks
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a little bit. I'll I thought it was children
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because it's Halloween, but that works too.
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Oh, what are those? I'm not really familiar with
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what children sounds like the trick or treating for now.
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No I think pangos staining with that.
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Okay thanks wait. You're telling me that trick or
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treat tiny children, stopped by the She didn't bar for treats.
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That's not what it sounds like they go by crystals by Joy.
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Julie I think it's really funny or if the children make their
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way down out in the bar, but they don't live in a white lift
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and just line up made a Halloween scary dances.
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We have to see this. Yeah, we do.
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Either way, I'm going to start dragging bodies and shoving them
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in the input, all right? Just make sure that our track
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bodies over to the input, tray them in and hit the burn button
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eyes. I suppose I should do something
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with dr. Dave is still alive or is he
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like gone? Dr. Dave walks in to the room.
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Oh, oh, well while there's this quite but there's a little
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pause. All right.
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Well, I'll help you move some of these bodies around.
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Just make sure not to let the bodies hit the floor.
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All right. Thank you.
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That was that was it? That was Joka.
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Wanted to put, get throw in there.
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We can move on now. Well I only count do wait what
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are you throwing the bodies away?
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Sir. Doctor So, you have to
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understand these bodies are cursed.
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There's a virus in them and they need to band attacked me.
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I assumed. So, what did you throw?
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My shit. Is my hand pulls your hands.
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Yeah. Oh, is it this one and you pick
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up a? It's full of bullets.
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It's very pretty. Yes, I don't know.
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Oh, I'm sure the workers comp will cover a new hand for, you
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know, I'll get a new hunt. Yeah.
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Yeah, exactly to be okay. But also you know, going to need
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an extra hand around here. Hey comedy.
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Yes, give me that. What?
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No, give me the and it's mine. No, fuck you.
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I don't know what the, who the hell are you?
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Because I don't know who you are.
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No, it's fine. You don't know that exact
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situation. It's still attached to a human
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and I'm alive. It should.
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Resign engrams give it a different here to maybe we
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should get rid. Your hand, you have a tool hand,
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did you see? Did you see any, like, green and
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Graham app here? Just like a few minutes ago from
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your hand and groom? Like a, you might be wondering
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what is an engram? Well, I'm really glad you asked.
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That's an unit of cognitive information imprinted in.
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The physical substance theorized to be the means by which
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memories are stored as biophysical or biochemical
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changes as the brain. Or other biological tissue in
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response to external stimuli who like a hologram.
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Yeah. Well, sort of no, actually, yes,
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we did. But we hologram, I was gonna
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come in here and say I saw a weird Chloe hologram.
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Where did you see it over the hand?
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As I crushed it with my foot. Okay.
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The hand that you crashed. Okay.
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The one I stole from the dead body.
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Oh I mean that I found and thought was good.
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Okay, hasn't so tried to kill me.
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They're all infected with some sort.
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Virus. And we need to dispose of them.
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Like all these ones that were disposing of right now?
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Right? Okay, I know, usually, we have a
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process. So why is it's like also and
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it's from fire. Why is Noone dealt with that?
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It literally just happened again, virus was on the computer
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this whole place is infected, good?
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Right. Well, I'll get a Netrunner in, I
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guess, I guess there's no more work for today.
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I'll see you next week, woo, to pay you for the food, okay?
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Cool. You what you worked?
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You worked more than five hours so you know, Honestly, medical
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unions. You know what I mean?
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Corpo let the police know, dr. Dave comes over you and try
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still like know where you and give you like a dunno.
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Yes. And then Del just grabs their
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elbow. Oh well, this is a moment.
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Anyway, I'm going to I'm gonna go and buy a new hand.
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Probably should buy a second one.
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I mean the go to match, right? So you should just burn that
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one. No, I need it to pay for things
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TV, man. You need your hand.
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Thanks setting, you might be affecting.
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You going to spread things with your.
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In fact I am not infected. I am.
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There was no Ingram on me and engram and an anemone, what was
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it? Take his hand and brown.
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Don't I need the and really do. You're gonna take my hand.
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You really gonna take these guys home.
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Yeah, I'm not. To take it, but I'm telling you.
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It's all right. Vandal robe rolling.
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Oh gosh. I'm gonna get fired.
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They can't fire you. That's under fighting so badly.
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Then Del rolled badly. Yeah.
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And Dell rolled 11 minus 3 because they wrote a Crip one.
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They go to grab dr. Dave he moves fendall slips
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Falls over and their knee hits the ground and the light on.
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Like cracks and breaks again. I just had that fixed come in.
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They try and grab a Doctor. Dave again, dr.
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Dave, buzz back backs up towards Jeb.
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Whoa, you can do anything job but now I'm just, I'm just
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watching. Well, the doctor, Dave has now
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stepped towards you was standing right behind him.
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Yeah, I mean I'll Stand My Ground.
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I'm not about to let you know, he'll get a bump into me.
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That's fine. You're not gonna grab him or
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anything. Anything look I'm not I'm not
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too worried about this guy 8 is, I mean do we really think that
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he's and put it out to the group?
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Do you really think that he's just into the cowboy also fuck
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you for trying to grab me? No, fuck you out.
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My like look if I mean what we are all trying to shoot but I
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take out my gun just place it right on his head.
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Oh I can take a my oh I'm just like oh take my hand.
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He clicks it. Yes, guns guns were involved.
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I get it. Vivi, your friends in high
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places I read the Mo fine. It's cool.
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You know that people apparently I don't know if that's the term
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because I'm not cool. He's doing this now or two
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stumps like the electronic pieces where he can plug in new
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hands. I'll just go to the shop like
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this. I guess you can.
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You can you sorry for hand? Yeah.
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Oh, I will go and inspect the hand for sure.
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I will take it by the ring finger and try to pick it apart.
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And see what I could see inside roll, electronic security tank.
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You rolled an 18 after scanning this hand that really you find
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in no, trace the engram or any virus.
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It's actually not updated to the latest firmware but that's it.
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I think about it for a moment. What thing a look at the input.
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What? And I'll give it back to him.
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Oh, thank you. What did you find out?
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I'll just walk up to him. I put my hand on her shoulder.
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Lean into his hand, his fear and Whisper.
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I don't want to say out loud to everybody else, but you should
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probably get your firmware updated.
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A fuck. I always forget to update the
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firmware. Yeah, probably one of the
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reasons why you're very susceptible to this right now.
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Yes. Could you reattach it?
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I don't have any hands? Yes.
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Okay. Here you click it back onto his
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hand. It's okay.
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I've got one. I'm going to go buy a new hand,
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you done. I would have.
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So I would like to say one thing.
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I didn't. I didn't burn all of the hands.
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I did save one hand. Okay, so you've saved one hand.
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Do you want to keep it? Yeah.
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Do we have like a something I can put it in?
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Hey, do you have any medical storage containers?
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I do ones that they transport the thing.
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He said, I do have a case here. Yes, we can use this medical
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case and put it in there and toss it in there.
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Okay, Phoebe. You look at everyone and you
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call it a medical case and it and you're, you know, you're
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excited to open up this cabinet, you pull out one of those
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plastic lunch boxes and it opens I just just a plastic lunch box.
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It's cold. Is that a sandwich in there?
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Yeah, that was ignore, that that's old.
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Mmm. Looks preserved though.
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That's a good sign. Yeah.
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Yeah, the most thanks are nowadays.
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So I'll put the hand in there. Okay?
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You're holding on to this right. Well, it's your box.
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So, okay, he doesn't know how to say.
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No, he's young and inexperienced.
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She's just like the intern, okay.
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She'll carry the case with the pan, right?
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So should we go to your your Ripper duck friend, or whatever
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your doctor friend? Or does seem where the
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breadcrumbs are lying to well to sawtooths.
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It is choco and a cock, Michelle TV.
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Do you need a ride? That would be great.
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I didn't want it in. Impose myself, we have a spare
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seat. Oh sorry, I'm sorry, it's okay,
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still a little raw. Well I would appreciate it if I
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Okay, no man looks like looks like Sawtooth.
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Recently pressure-washed is his patio.
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Well done looks great. Yeah, I get out and I
28:10
immediately walk in and stand under the sanitizer spray Damn.
28:17
I only get two little bit wet but it is mostly alcohol.
28:19
So it evaporates us they leave. I also know Halloween decor.
28:25
So I'm a little sad that shot do.
28:27
Doesn't seem to be in the spirit and you can't decorate.
28:30
That's unsanitary. Daiquiri.
28:38
Because you feel better right now, you get plus one to cool
28:42
till the end of this episode. Nice.
28:47
Didn't understand like because it because it was incredibly on
28:51
point. I'm also going to give you a
28:56
what's the thingy which you give people Nation inspiration.
28:59
That's the one. Nice.
29:03
I'll put that in my gear. Yeah, our inspiration stack but
29:08
you can't use them twice in the same thing.
29:10
Cool. Good to know.
29:14
And you have to take the second value.
29:16
You can hear cannot take the other one.
29:18
It is not Advantage. Hmm.
29:21
Anyway, so you arrived outside of Sawtooth and I owner is Now
29:24
cover themselves in this Nest, alcohol gel.
29:29
Well, is it usually is your doctor.
29:33
Usually a very like, clean person, like overly clean.
29:37
Oh my god. Oh well, that's good.
29:42
Yeah, we only have the cleanest of doctors around Like I said,
29:48
with a name like Sawtooth, it just seems like some sort of
29:50
back alley kind of Ripper doc that just like you would think
29:57
socket. Does it all surgery cyberware.
30:02
Wow. And he's a psychological.
30:07
Is he taking interns? It's almost like the crew didn't
30:09
have a med tech in needed one. I bet he is digging in terms, if
30:17
you are interested, I might be And you know what?
30:23
It's all because of Sawtooth that I started going to therapy.
30:25
So he's the real deal. Well, physical, and mental
30:30
health. That's great.
30:31
That's right. All-in-one.
30:33
He's a jack of all trades and master of none.
30:36
I believe I own a cold him. A One-Stop.
30:38
Doc, damn, that's good. We should wait, like it was a
30:44
good moment and ended up being the title of the episode.
30:47
Why I wish I listened to my own episodes are looked at them at
30:54
all and a lot of man turn into a title of episode all the ships I
31:00
guess. Yes you have.
31:01
Yes, I'm definitely have so crazy.
31:03
It just might work. Thank you very much.
31:07
Okay, I'll kill them that's because you said it also kind of
31:12
get get good, get good. So you're outside sources We
31:18
going to do I guess I'm I will follow Iona in after commenting
31:24
about the lack of Halloween, spirit out front.
31:27
All right, you into the main room and it's pretty clean in
31:33
here, there is where marks on the ground from over scrubbing
31:39
on this, linoleum floor. That needs to be replaced.
31:42
It is clean. It scuffed it occurs to you.
31:46
That you've never seen a member of Staff, other than Sawtooth
31:49
work here. So it seems like he may do
31:51
everything in the middle of the floor and the other side of a
31:54
table with four chairs around. It are three body bags, you
31:57
recognize sort of the generic recognizable body bag of night
32:01
City but they're not labeled with the mortgages came from
32:05
body. That has a sofa to your left and
32:07
a trash can and or doors on the far wall.
32:11
So I'll do You own are. Well, that didn't sound good.
32:18
So I are you gagged terrified of what?
32:27
Oh no. Oh, where does this sound?
32:29
Like it's coming from. I walk into the lab.
32:31
Yeah, jewelry smoked. So do the you and Malaya?
32:36
Can I boast down the door? Why not?
32:41
We come back later? What things, what things are you
32:46
talking about now that you're closer to the door, you can
32:49
hear. And it clearly through it and he
32:51
says, oh no, oh yeah. Don't worry.
32:55
We put it down again learned their dad again.
32:57
It's alright. You'll put your tokens in that
32:59
room. Forming just place where you
33:01
were. I lightly just video do you know
33:03
just for like fun? Just for fun thing about that is
33:08
where you would say you are yes. Okay, so retro roll perception,
33:17
Blue 19. You notice the body bags move.
33:23
Oh, shit, where the body bags? There they are, they're stacked
33:27
in a Macabre pile of plastic, and flesh.
33:34
And I noticed that they move about like combat shovel and I
33:38
eligible to, to whack Breaching Claire.
33:43
Yeah, I run over and I start whacking a hand bursts out of
33:48
one of the bags and jumps across the room.
33:51
Here we go again. I got it.
33:54
There is a the hand. Somehow screeches to hear
34:00
scratching coming from the bathrooms.
34:03
See, that's a first three of you hear something gonging against
34:07
the door. That's right.
34:09
Steel-capped boot. Not a penis.
34:12
You sing Against the floor. I said, Dawn, and Jake owes the
34:21
state's if I was in your position Jade, I do exactly the
34:25
same thing because I heard the dick joke and I tried to avoid
34:28
its schlong against door, but you hear a thud and a boot
34:35
bursts through the door. And then you hear a scratching
34:40
in the far back Berkeley ER, A horrible lie, clicking spider
34:49
light, scratching like a really big Angry risky robot and the
34:55
door bursts open and through it comes this, my carb head is
35:03
cybertek Skull. A loft with three Ripper blade
35:07
arms, clicking towards you like a spider as it opens its mouth.
35:12
A gun appears In its mouth hole. It's scarce get it's time to
35:18
roll for initiative. What the hell is bigger than the
35:21
other ones? Making some weird noises.
35:27
Yes. I hope you can take them on.
35:34
Oh shit, it's got one of those brain thingies on it.
35:37
Yes. Oh God, girl, something else you
35:39
notice as the battle starts you notice that only one of them has
35:43
an engram in front of them and that's the skull monster.
35:46
Wait a minute. I think I know what I have to
35:49
do. It's one of those.
35:50
I think we gotta take out that big that big spider skull
35:54
monstrous thing and then hopefully everything else.
35:57
Just counted dad. There was a very good quick.
36:01
Jab. It was a quit.
36:03
It was strategy. Not everything I do is
36:07
worthless, okay? Prove me wrong.
36:12
Well and I start to at the bottom of the initiative, order
36:24
the left-hand lunges for lunges for retro.
36:29
Shit. I got hit with the golden roll.
36:31
Oh what? And it is is a melee attack if
36:38
you would like to avoid this beat 3:40, Asia.
36:44
What do I need? What do I need to dodge it over.
36:48
22 know what do they need to roll relation under fighting.
36:54
Thank you. Thank you.
36:55
Jay 19, almost. But it matters manages to grab
36:59
your arm and little blades and it's Nails dig into you breaking
37:03
parts of your armor and making a little bit of your flesh.
37:06
Bleed, it jumps upon you again. I'm Tommy a few shots make this
37:10
time beat 19. Kind of dead already now you met
37:16
1914. -9 unfortunately it's second attack scrapes across the
37:22
back of your neck. It runs across your shoulders
37:25
and jumps onto the table is now behind you.
37:29
Do you have now taken seven damage and 12 damage
37:32
respectively. Also I'd like to see respectably
37:34
the twelve was exploding. Oh Not good.
37:42
Take a. You take a critical injury?
37:45
Oh no, I can fix that. It's a good thing.
37:48
We're at a medical facility. It's true.
37:52
You feel the bone in your left arm, the radius snap and brabzzz
37:58
pretty tightly, onto your hand, and then jumps away onto the
38:01
table behind you taking a critical injury.
38:04
That means that you now that arm cannot be used, and it is a Not
38:11
too difficult thing to fix. It's a good thing you know, a
38:13
med tech or 22 in here so no record.
38:24
And you can just see that Retros left arm is not a limp as a
38:27
noodle just kind of. Oh gosh.
38:30
Oh, that's horrible idea. It is your turn.
38:34
Oh, I take a moment and look at the arm and it kind of distracts
38:39
me for a moment. And then I realized that we're
38:41
still in danger. So that little hands on the
38:46
table is concerning, but I am going to take Jabs.
38:51
Soooo advice, because he's the boss and I am never forget.
39:01
A literally everyone's face was like every everyone else in the
39:07
complete its keep saying that and character that's fucking
39:10
magic. Yes, absolutely.
39:11
I mean, technically from our one, our side quest.
39:15
I feel like Jeb he was your last.
39:17
It was one of your last employer.
39:18
Yes. Yeah.
39:19
Here he was my father. I am going to shoot at the big
39:24
creepy spider monster with whales at you Josh and I try to
39:33
shoot it with my pissed off. Nice work. 18 plus 6, holy ball
39:43
sack 24, nice work. So holy ball sack is now my
39:46
became really cool. So nine damage it's really so
39:51
nice. In damage.
39:52
You hit a crit on this creature. I did a thing with crits in this
39:57
creature is I think critical injury right back atcha.
40:01
Oh no, it's weapons. When they create about just look
40:05
good. Yes, you the bullet rips into
40:08
one of the extended Ripper arms and a broken leg.
40:14
Nice. One of its like you you actually
40:16
break one of the heavier Ripper arms at the back.
40:19
Missing one of the front legs, you hit me.
40:21
Of the thicker ones in the back and you see one of the servos
40:24
get hit like a bull's-eye and the servo it spirals out and
40:28
pieces of it fall on the floor and now this creature can't move
40:32
as far as actually, one of its greatest advantages.
40:37
Now is a minus for to move, but also it whales in pain.
40:45
Diamond is got a single or a double shot weapon.
40:48
Great a fire too. Holy moly.
40:50
So 1616. Yeah, I would say.
40:55
That's a 15 and I do a webmaster.
40:59
No. Actually, because you're on the
41:00
other side of the room. I am pretty far away.
41:03
You're pretty far away. I'd say that that does not hit.
41:06
It's there. Your second bullet as the leg
41:08
finally gives way mrs. As the head.
41:12
Accidentally Dodges out of the way and it pings off the wall
41:14
behind them and then sticks into the ground.
41:16
Yeah, still you. That's 50%.
41:19
Good work. And I'll give you two thumbs up.
41:21
Well done, thanks. You're welcome.
41:24
Retro joins. In, with these thumbs up I
41:27
can't. My arm is broken.
41:28
I can only do what you can only do one.
41:30
I'm really sorry, retro the creature readjusts itself now
41:35
with a limp but angry, it's just been shot at from across the
41:39
room and it's concentration is now on.
41:42
Phoebe. It's the first person that has
41:44
ever shot. At this creature is new to the
41:46
world. They may be slightly towards the
41:51
room. It's stumbles and decides to
41:54
shoot. Its Big Mouth laser shoots about
41:59
it. Shoot tuned with a mouth later.
42:02
This is the truth shall gun that hits you this laser comes from
42:08
out of its mouth sort of hot beam and it's not very Awful.
42:12
But it causes a lot of heat damage as it burns your armor
42:17
and any skin that it gets underneath it rolls 11 with
42:21
damage. As its first shot, there isn't a
42:24
lot of power and it also role to ones as part of that damage
42:27
which I believe is probably exactly your armor.
42:30
It is cool. So we are blades.
42:32
Your armor in a band across part of your leg and you see the
42:37
armor melt away and slide down your leg.
42:42
Holy crap and your arm is a blighted by one.
42:45
Wow, that's fucked. Yeah, I'm glad this trauma.
42:49
Team armor came in handy though. It looks like it's kind of a
42:52
one-time thing though. Yeah, it's a hole in your arm
42:56
and now yeah, I bet that thing better not shoot me again.
43:01
Y'all this thing is not come into play and Vivi is just like
43:07
stunned. I feel just like kind of like
43:10
stunned in in in her. In Her Shoes she just like
43:14
Frozen. It's gets to do one more thing.
43:18
Oh now and it's is right next to Retro and it tries to attack him
43:24
with one of the light rippers on the front of its body dodging,
43:29
18 retro and bird says, if not, when I become seriously wounded.
43:33
Oh, no 21. Yeah, you easily, dodged it nice
43:37
work. So you a step back as it lunges,
43:41
one of its Ripper are Arms into the ground and it's Sparks and
43:45
the head looks up at you. It's clean.
43:51
Now that creature is finished. Its turn.
43:55
Fidel. Yes, Shields and I turn on my to
44:00
have shields trouble with that your bonus action, this time.
44:04
This time been dealt whereupon the shield and Dale does it
44:06
before their turn because you get to burn your bonus and I
44:11
shoot at the school. Monster cool, you hit with a 21
44:18
doing 15 damage, very good. Yes it Takes 15.
44:26
Damn it, great. And then I I move back towards
44:29
Wendell, right? And you step back towards Mendel
44:32
and then Del step slightly in front of you.
44:34
You want to get shoot once with that, right?
44:36
Yep, the monster buckles a little bit more and it falters
44:41
and it screams it sustains. Another injury, one of its blade
44:47
snaps in half. Meaning it can't really attack
44:50
with its front blades anymore. It needs them for motion, and
44:53
it's now hobbling across On the floor.
44:58
Dragging its disgusting. The headed skull body across the
45:03
floor as its scrapes and leaves marks on the ground.
45:08
Mmm room. I mean the second foot jumps
45:13
past and tries to attack. Jeb.
45:16
Yeah, mate. And I do a little dance.
45:21
Oh dude, you can beat Ten Mile of Get Down Tonight 19.
45:27
Yeah. It misses you entirely flies
45:30
across the that's you mrs. You entirely flies across the
45:33
room and lightly donks on to the vending machine and lands.
45:37
The ground was an avid sound. Because it missed its now out of
45:47
range of a melee attack and it has ended its turn retro
45:51
children. Okay, there's a lot of things
45:56
retro, guys going through their mind right now, I already had my
46:00
combat shovel out. So retro is going to tear his
46:06
T-shirt off, okay, and I'm going to use that to make a splint on
46:11
my arm with my combat shovel. Cool role first aid.
46:16
Okay, it's not an education. I love that.
46:20
I love bonus actions. Being like dumb stuff.
46:23
You can do in place. It's just so fun.
46:25
Yeah, that's what's missing from DND is letting you do like a
46:28
thing? Yeah.
46:30
First aid, 18. Yeah, you now have your arms.
46:34
Still doesn't work, your hand doesn't work, but instead you
46:38
now can swing this shovel around or will hurt you when you do it,
46:45
when I would like to do because I can't use my weapons because I
46:49
need two hands, right? Another pistol.
46:52
No, no oh.look grenades and stuff.
46:55
But yeah, that really I can't do you pistol.
46:57
However, I would like to say this because of The length of
47:01
the shovel. And now my arm is splintered by
47:03
it. I can lose my, my shoulders
47:05
still operable. So I will use my shoulder as if
47:08
it was like a like a, like a table stand and put my shotgun
47:13
on top of it and try to use that to fire.
47:15
Cool. I love it - one.
47:17
Two hit. OK, you're standing right next
47:19
to it, so this probably won't matter.
47:21
Yes, I will go for the giant skull creature.
47:23
Wait, you were real right next to it, so it's probably a good
47:25
idea. All right, Ash, let's see what I
47:27
can do. Oh, what's her crit one?
47:33
And then you rolled a 10. So, that's a five minus one.
47:38
That's a four. It is not a - so you don't Jam
47:42
your gun, but you do drop it in the process of trying to shoot
47:46
and you blow a hole through one of the body bags and a human
47:51
foot in on Cyber Tech foot was in the way and it blows into
47:55
Visser across the ground. And now there's blood across the
47:57
ground. There's a lot of blood stop.
48:06
Dude, I am impressed with your hearing.
48:09
Do you want to do anything else? I want you?
48:13
I will. I'll try to pick up my shotgun.
48:17
Well, no, I can't give you one. You can pick up your shotgun but
48:21
you can then cannot move away from where you're standing right
48:23
next to this creature. I will, I will do the only thing
48:28
that I would like me would do. Do and dive under the table.
48:31
Oh nice. Sure.
48:32
Yeah, you dive under the table with this like shovel for and
48:35
do. As you do it it makes a scraping
48:37
noise and is not as cool as you think it is a little bit and
48:41
it's vendors. Tran van Del is nowhere near.
48:44
You know Jeb you watch retro, say little help as he gets
48:48
underneath the table. It is Van Del's done.
48:51
What has been doping bundle is going to stay in front of Iona
48:56
and shoot twice with the A pistol.
49:00
What are they shooting? The skull monster that first
49:04
shot hits sales across the room and it sits Square in the top of
49:07
the head. It does 7 damage and the
49:10
creature buckles. Even more the second, hit it
49:14
Square in the middle on the mouth, the laser overloads and
49:17
their head explodes. The creature falls to the ground
49:21
in a heap. Of shrapnel metal and cybertek
49:27
blood used to Keen to cybertek Alive.
49:30
There are even do Yeah, I'm impressed the other dismembered
49:38
pieces of cybertech continue to move.
49:41
Well, I guess that plan didn't work boss.
49:46
No, the big one. Seems the most dangerous.
49:48
I that was fun. You didn't not getting hurt.
49:51
Maybe I should have listened to, so no more.
49:54
Maybe she lives in the germ, or do some Sprint's to Dina, after
49:59
hearing Rachel, go a little help.
50:02
Jeb, just runs back and Dives behind the table that Retros
50:07
hadn't underneath and kicks it over, like an action movie and
50:10
starts blasting from the other side.
50:12
All right, at the at the, at the foot.
50:15
It's in the corner of the room so I'm going to say as you if
50:20
that's your bonus action, role Athletics.
50:22
And make sure it's half-decent because if you do that, I'm
50:25
going to say as you push the table, the hand flies across the
50:28
room as well. Nope, you stub, your toe that is
50:33
a crit one. You rolled to well done, you
50:38
rolled a 2. As you do this, you manage to
50:39
get the table over, the hand falls to the ground, as you move
50:43
to the other side of the table. Now you and Turn on the other
50:45
side but the hand is right on the other side of the table and
50:48
you cannot see it without getting over the table and
50:51
pointing at it. You can shoot the footnote,
50:54
okay? And you take one HP damage
50:56
because you stubbed your toe I say is that is that what Jeff
51:02
says when he gets an owie? This is the n then fire back.
51:09
Jesus Christ, 25 nice. Was that two shots?
51:15
Twister some 25 26 and 25 neither of those are great hits.
51:20
However you do hit it for enough damage and the foot blows open
51:25
and it's pieces scatter across the front of the machine.
51:28
That will somebody take care of that hand.
51:30
We can go home please and my home.
51:32
I mean, actually, I forgot that we were here to talk to salting
51:35
so we should probably do that first.
51:36
Yes, I agree. We should do that.
51:38
First, the hand scuttles across the room to get around the table
51:42
and it is between Vivi and retro you see it, try and make a
51:46
decision Iraq six within the tax.
51:49
BB my melted armor at speed, U minus 1, you'll be free and it
51:55
attacks you for 15. Be a 1513 not enough.
52:03
It grabs you and does 3 damage which only a blades your armor,
52:05
it grabs, you somewhere else. Not where you had the abrasion
52:09
from before. Now it attacks you again beat
52:12
17. Enough and it causes for damaged
52:15
your armor. So you lose two points of armor
52:17
for this, but it mostly just scrapes you and then it doesn't
52:20
like being on people, so it jumps on the surfer behind you,
52:24
it is however, your turn. All right, I see this as a prime
52:28
opportunity to swing at it as v v swapped from her pistol to
52:37
her. Baseball, bat she goes, It's
52:39
Like on her side and behind her jacket.
52:41
And she pulls it out and just Swing ever at right on the couch
52:46
and try to have it go flying into the wall and Ice if she has
52:52
nine. No, I will say you are right
52:55
next to this thing. Mmm, I'm going to say you try
52:59
and hit it against the wall and it just gets smacked against the
53:01
back of the sofa and falls down a bit to hits with a mellow
53:04
though. I do on your on your downswing
53:07
you could smack it down, I guess and I think I'm going to use
53:09
some luck points in this one to try to finish.
53:18
I'm just, like, do I have? I'm going to use three luck
53:21
points on this? Oh, oh.
53:26
So you're not in the - you just fully Miss.
53:29
Oh if you went for that luck, some bad shit would happen to
53:32
your bat or big. That's how I work.
53:34
If you're wrong - bad shit happens to your gear.
53:36
But you actually got three because you put three luck on
53:40
this well done. So instead you're baseball.
53:43
Bat hits the ground and you hear the little line underneath you
53:47
crack. Sorry.
53:54
This thing is like a lot more Nimble than I thought you see
53:56
her like just like whack-a-mole trying to hit down on this hand
54:01
but keep missing. I don't know if it's your turn,
54:04
you are watching. VB just miss this, this spider
54:08
like hand is it scoots back and forth on the sofa.
54:12
Ayanna remembers that you can short out cybertek with a jolt
54:17
of electricity. So she is going to attack it
54:22
with the electric whip to hopefully just disable it draw.
54:27
You rolled a 13, your whips around the wrist, compartment of
54:32
this hand, and electric shocks surges down the Whip-It jolts.
54:37
It the engram appears for half a second, a little bit of smoke
54:41
and it falls. Joe Battle Is Over.
54:48
Who worry Maya? So is this gonna be like an
54:51
ongoing thing? Should I keep having to shoot
54:55
these these body parts we better get used to it?
55:01
Oh my God. Oh my God.
55:04
I just had a realization that if those are the hands and the feet
55:11
and that was the head. Can you even imagine what a full
55:17
ass body would be the boyfriend needs to be?
55:21
It'd be bad. Yes, we real bad Sawtooth, we've
55:26
taken care of the issue, please. Next time on no latency.
55:52
I've heard good things about you.
55:53
I'm also a medical professional. How can you help me with my arm?
55:58
Oh my gosh. Yes, oh my gosh, yes, it was a
56:01
shovel. Oh, what?
56:02
Even makes you more sense. Retro vomits, I believe is only
56:05
missing one hand. I'm always.
56:07
I'm always free looking for work.
56:08
Jeb got his engrams crossed over.
56:11
It's fine. You know, I'm get us there,
56:13
that's no problem. So I kind of know where this is.
56:16
Oh, have you been there? Well, most of us have been
56:18
there. I live.
56:19
There is this a In Russian, well, I inspect around the area
56:23
with my highly tuned eyes. Hey, retro, what the hell?
56:28
There's a hand in the bathtub taken out a million of these
56:32
things already. So, what's one more?
56:34
Could you poke that wall? Well, well, well, you can just
56:37
lock it. Where's the little lock?
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Think we could just borrow the door with like all of this
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