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S2E110 - Skim Scheme · No Latency

• 0:01
  Hey, hey partner, you'll never believe this, but we're up for
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  an award, the Create Awards. Why don't you vote for us?
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  Links down below. Last time on no latency.
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  And lights one in the. Bar.
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  You know, as long as we got three of them up somewhere,
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  we're good. Here's the thing.
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  We're going to be doing triangulation.
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  I can never remember where things are.
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  Oh, clandestine. OK, Jeb has occasionally used a
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  big word like that. They are smarter than we fear.
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  I asked for door. Retro SO.
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  Finding them is going to be harder than you think.
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  So is now a good time to? I think it is.
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  More specifically on Domino. Any like major red flags so far?
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  Let's go gamble and have fun. Combat Zone Sharks cards.
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  All right, let's go gambling. We haven't been there in a
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  while. Everybody outlet's go huh?
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  Oh, this is. Going to be a good.
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  One things are professional. I don't know are you?
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  Are you all? Right, slot machines.
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  Slot machines. Not Peter.
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  Oh, OK. Retro, of course, has a little
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  joint while he's waiting for everybody else, I would like
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  another card, please the. The dealer's hand lingers near
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  your cards on the table, and they turn their hand over and
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  pull their finger towards the joint.
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  Yeah, sure. There you go.
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  Thank. You do you want to hit us stand.
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  I'm, I'm going to stand. It's good shit, right?
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  Yeah, this is fucking great. Thank you.
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  It's it's a new strand that I grew myself.
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  It's called Thunder Down Under. Well, that's really good.
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  You can. Answer back to you, OK.
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  I love the relaxed nature of having a card house in the
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  combat zone. Because this doesn't fucking
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  help. OK, I've got 9.
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  Fucking hell Mr. TV man. Oh shit.
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  They have 1515 that's. Good.
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  O22 table wins. Ping lays out their cards and
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  they had a 5 and ace, A2A6 and A5.
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  Wow. Which adds up to. 19.
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  Wow, you know right? Can't do math, so you have to
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  tell me. Not sure we'll flip their cards
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  over. They had a.
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  You can pull them out and put them on the table in theory.
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  Retro had a nine. Well, I.
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  Want to come play some some blackjack?
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  Where are y'all? Jeb moves through the room and
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  down to the table. Iona, are you?
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  Are you spending again? Yes, I am.
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  You can hear Iona spinning another slot machine in the
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  background. Let.
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  Me. Let me paint a picture for you.
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  You see Iona's a silhouette in the glow of the multicolor slot
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  machine as it tinkles and jingles and lights flash and
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  shimmer around Iona and you. You.
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  Flip to APOV of the slot machine and the lights are just
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  reflecting off of Iona's eyes, and they're larger than you've
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  ever seen. Oh shit, Iona's eye.
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  I know it's going to come out on top for the rest of us.
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  Hold one, spin the rest. It is a spade.
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  I'm going for it. I'm going big.
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  You do not lose a spin because the machine gives you a reroll.
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  Great. OK, I'm going to.
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  There's a * 2 at the back here, so hold hold four and five,
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  which is again a spade, but they're next to each other so I
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  want to hold them. Gosh darn it.
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  Downtown, folks, I think those machines back there, I was
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  playing with the island for a bit, but I'm telling you,
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  they're they're totally red. So I'm coming over here because
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  you know what? You can't cheat.
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  You can't keep the car. I mean, you totally can.
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  I've done it plenty of times. I mean, you know, not an
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  establishment, not an establishment like this dealer.
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  Just, you know, Anyway, I'd like to play if that's all right with
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  y'all. Great.
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  Iona, as you fail, the guy next to you smirks, collects a large
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  reward from the machine he's at, and moves, and the machine he's
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  sitting at is 100 per play. Do you move over?
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  I take a look around the room. Is anyone else making moves
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  towards this machine? Is anyone else even I in this
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  machine? No, no.
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  But the indent on the chair in front of it gives you the
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  impression that guy was sitting there for a while and he had a
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  lot of money. He won a lot of money all.
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  Right, I'm in. I only moves over and starts to
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  settle in for another set of spins meanwhile.
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  Yeah, I guess before we go in, yeah, I'll put in like, well, we
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  can play a couple of rounds guys.
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  Let's let's up the the ante a little bit here.
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  So I'm going to put in. 15 right BB puts in 15.
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  And I stick. Who else?
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  What is anyone else upping? Are you staying standard?
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  Oh. I'm putting in 15.
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  I like that. Yeah. 100 for retro.
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  Whoa. Retro means it.
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  So we all have to put in 100. Nope.
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  Nope, this isn't Hooker. It was poker and.
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  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Vendel puts in 50
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  bucks. See, it's a good thing we're not
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  playing poker, because retro would fucking ruin you all.
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  Only because VV did, and Vendel's still pretty green to
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  this so. I.
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  Thought basically coffee and. Paper 50 or 1/5. 50 Vendel puts
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  in 50 bucks. VV is that what you said?
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  I was going to put in 15, but you know what?
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  I'll put 150. I'll put in.
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  All right. Nice, nice, Oh.
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  Is that what we're doing? We're doing 50.
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  This is this is a hyper OK. Jab jab, are you humidated to
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  put 50 down? I mean, if that's what the
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  rarest of the crew's doing, then I got it.
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  I got to follow suit, you know? Right.
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  Oh, that's very funny. Says the dealer as they wink at
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  you and deal the cards. Oh, Doctor.
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  I stick. I'm just getting crap cards.
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  OK, what do I do? I should hit OK.
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  Vendel's talking to Iona through that.
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  Yeah, that's. What?
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  About now, is this good? Hey, no table talk.
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  No, it's bad. Bad did I lose?
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  Yeah. Oh shit, I'm I'm, I'm bust.
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  Fuck. Oh Vendel, too bad retro will
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  stay knock table. I'll hit.
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  It says ping. Oh fuck bust damn.
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  It. Jed.
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  What happens? Hit me.
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  All right, I slug slug him in the shoulder.
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  Wow, as your pasta card. You asked.
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  Are you hitting again? You hit me.
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  I hit him again. I did.
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  Oh wait, wait, I didn't get another card.
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  You have 3 cards. I'm not seeing any other cards
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  on my screen. Oh, wait.
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  Those aren't your cards, dude. Your cards are in your hand.
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  A little pink card. Click the three.
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  It's down by your name. Wow.
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  Look at that. Oh God.
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  OK, I made a huge mistake last time.
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  Well thankfully I was saved and I'm actually looking great so.
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  Stick. Yeah, I'm staying with it.
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  I shouldn't, should not have hit, but it actually totally
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  worked out. Jeff, I thought you knew how to
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  play blackjack. Oh, I just didn't realize that
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  my cards were it's these the digital cards.
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  I never, never worked with these hologram cards before.
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  I'm not not used to them. Before the dealer yields their
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  card, I want to keep a close eye on to make sure that there ain't
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  no cheating. No sleight of hand.
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  No sleight of hand. Yeah, OK, Roll a perception
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  check. Who would be cheating?
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  A place out in the combat zone and you got a dealer that's
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  showing 11. I see where?
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  Is it? Where are you any awareness?
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  I rolled on 11, but it's a crit fail, so no.
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  I got too many of these moonshines in me.
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  That was this Thunder down under.
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  Everything's a little. Dealer has to hold on 17, don't
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  they? Yeah, unless it's a soft 17, so.
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  It's not a soft, it's a heart though.
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  Dealer has 17, who's the winner? Ain't bad, I got 20 ah. 19 damn.
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  You got me. You mean got you.
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  We all win. Are you?
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  Yeah. All right, We all.
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  Win against the ass. Sorry, I'm used to playing
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  poker. Is there a poker table up and
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  maybe we all should go have a hand in hand the.
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  Poker. It's Blackjack Knight.
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  That's all right. It's OK.
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  And for this wonderful display of card playing, Retro earns
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  200, Jeb earns 100, and Phoebe earns 100.
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  Woohoo. For a final time, we go back to
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  the slot machine. Come on.
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  Slot. Where Iona is now sitting at the
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  100. Big money.
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  Big money slot machine. This is the loosest slot they
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  got here. I'm going to be smart about it
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  this time. I'm only going to put in one
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  spin at a time. All right.
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  Hold on one SEC. All right?
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  And I spin. Oh, that's very close.
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  Hold 1-2 and three. I got the skulls.
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  That's 200 all. Right, I'm I'm going to put in
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  300 and fresh spin. Fresh spin.
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  Yes. Crash it all all.
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  Right. Do a fresh spin.
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  Pretty good, pretty good, Pretty good pretty.
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  Good, that's no latency. Hold 3 and 4 hold. 3.
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  And four so because that is a heart and a club and then the no
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  latency button, the skull and the blood drop, I will re spin.
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  You did not lose that spin. Sure.
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  Do you? Want to do the same ones?
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  We have just re roll it. Let it ride.
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  Oh, so you do get. If you if you cash out now, you
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  can make one time times one point and 1 1/2.
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  Which is what, 450? I'll take it.
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  I'll take. It plus the money back in.
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  That's a way, yeah. So it's it's times, whatever you
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  get back. You did make money back.
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  You made money back, Iona. You pulled 450 eddies out of the
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  machine and it goes berserk. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding,
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  Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
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  Hey, that song's in the public domain.
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  Interesting, interesting winning tunes jingles that they have at
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  this. Oh no.
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  That was that was coming off of Iona's.
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  Because they finally won the slot machine.
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  Then we actually saw Iona. Sing for the first time.
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  It. Wasn't ambient music, it was
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  literally Ion. Toyota was constantly trained in
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  opera. What the hell was that single
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  tear? Rolls down.
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  I understand. And Iona, you're so excited
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  about this win, and as you're celebrating holding your money,
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  you notice that there is an extra device attached to this
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  slot machine. I jiggle it.
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  Is it a skimmer? Is skimmer.
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  Oh, first of all, can I RIP it off?
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  Roll a rolling check. Rolling. 14 yes, it snaps right
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  off. Really simple task.
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  It was attached with a little bit of adhesive and as you do
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  that, a little alert goes off on your device and you lose $400.
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  On on my my like my tile or. Because you used your Eddy
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  account to give this machine money.
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  You did not say cash and so it took your data and that data has
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  now been given to someone else. Yep.
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  Vandel. I I just I just vent vandel over
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  the earpiece when you have a moment could.
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  You could. You contact the bank and tell
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  them to freeze my account. Yes, raw bureaucracy.
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  What the Hell's going on? I just got caught, I got scammed
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  you. Got scammed in your own place?
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  I. Sure, Dawn did.
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  Hold on. I'm so confused.
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  It's under. Education.
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  You managed to cancel your your account before yet another
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  transaction is pushed through and you only lose 400 entities.
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  Still made 50 bucks. Still made 50 bucks, but
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  obviously I would imagine my owner is slightly concerned that
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  someone is essentially ripping her off not only for the money
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  she has won from her own business, but also her own
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  business. Yes, I would like to check the
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  cameras to see if it was the person in front of me who was
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  baiting me to use the machine to see if they installed.
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  Well, you know where the cameras are.
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  They're in the office. I.
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  Sure do. I'm just telling you what I'm
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  doing. I see this.
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  What's going on? I just.
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  Iona got scammed skimmer. Oh, I made a skimmer.
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  Now they got your, they got your card.
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  Info Iona got a skimmer. Yeah, here I've I pass it over
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  to you. Interesting.
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  We need to check all of these machines.
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  Do you? Want me to go and do that while
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  you do? Please.
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  Bendel gets up from the table and thanks the dealer, giving
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  them a little 5 Eddie tip and then moves to the back of the
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  room to start checking over those machines.
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  There's still a power source on this.
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  It's still got like battery power to it, right?
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  Can I, can I go ahead and access the account?
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  Because if it's a skimmer and it means it's dumping money into
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  account, so that means I can find out what the account is, it
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  wouldn't be protected. Something of this level isn't
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  got some kind of encryption. Give it a shot.
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  Good idea went. To the wrong page.
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  Retro. You fiddle with this thing until
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  you find a little interface plug and you click in.
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  The DV was genuinely a 28 year old of 33 and you discover the
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  and you discover the account itself is an intermediary and it
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  funnels the the money through about 1000 different accounts to
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  find. The final destination of this
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  was a 35, but you do know the start of the route and you find
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  the signal it is giving off for its administrator to.
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  In theory, you could use that signal to triangulate them.
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  There's a lot of triangulation we're going to be happening
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  around there. If I have that then can I?
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  I'm assuming it's all on the same network though, right?
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  Yeah, it's a shortwave thing, so they have to be in the area to
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  download to the data. Then I would like to try to
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  clandestinely reroute any of their skimming to an open
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  account of my own now. Sure, roll electronic security
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  tech again so you don't fuck it up.
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  And put three points of luck into this.
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  Oh shit. But with the three points it
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  does beat the DV of 28. Retro what's?
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  What's that thing you got there? My new money making thing.
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  What is it though? Wasn't it?
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  Didn't I only have that thing? What's that thing do?
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  It looks. Kind of.
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  Well when when you you know use your electronic skimmer for your
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  Eddie account, This takes copy of it and whatever money routed
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  it then has access to to then maneuver around depending on how
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  good of encryption your bank has.
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  So I've just rerouted it so any of the skimmers within the
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  building will go to a personal account that I just opened.
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  So you're stealing money from Ion's business?
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  Are are you able to identify the skimmer from this?
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  Unfortunately they got they got me on a firewall towards the
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  end. I know where it starts though.
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  They're they're somewhere in the building.
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  Well, maybe we can find something on the security
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  cameras that Ion is looking at. Iona, you moved through the back
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  room and the door to the office is locked.
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  I knock. It's Iona.
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  And you hear the door click open and then it slides into the
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  wall. How are you?
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  I've been better. I found a skimmer on one of our
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  slot machines. Fuck.
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  I don't know how long it's been there, but I wanted to check to
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  see if it was the person in front of me or the person on it
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  before me that installed it. Not not to be.
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  Are you going to like deal with the problems?
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  Yeah, I hadn't thought that far ahead, but yes.
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  Oh fuck yeah. Normally I have to do it myself
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  because you guys are never around.
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  I mean, I know. Well, like you own the business,
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  but holy shit. I just do things here on my own.
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  I'm sorry, no, no, I I'm a bad no.
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  It's great. I'm super excited.
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  Thank you. I, I, I'm not sorry.
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  It comes across as a little bit, you know it's holder, it's not
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  the. Vibe No, Listen, listen.
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  I'm not trying to be a bad business owner.
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  You run this business beautifully and whatever you
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  need from me always let me know. And if it's to beat up some bad
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  guy, we can do that. Oh sorry Shark 1 moment.
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  Yeah. Yellow.
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  Hey Iona, got a hold of that skimmer thing that you got?
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  I got good news and great news. Good news.
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  I found out that whoever is using the skimmer thing is in
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  house, so wherever they're at, they're in the building for
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  running this thing. Great news, whoever they're
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  scamming skimming that money off of it no longer goes to them.
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  It goes into my account now. So awesome.
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  Two transactions come in, one for 54 eddies and one for 38.
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  Oh I just got 54 and 38 transactions.
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  Nice. Where would that be?
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  Where is that the slot machine? Where is that where sharp?
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  Where would those? Transactions come through.
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  Yeah, that's so me. Hold on.
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  Waiting. Oh, excuse me, they added.
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  They've up, they've updated the. Sheets currently.
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  That's combat awareness. It's just combat awareness.
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  Whoa. Vendel is extra perceptive
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  because of their combat awareness.
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  I I I found another one-on-one of the other machines.
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  Iona check the vending machines as well.
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  Oh shit, yeah, OK. Bendel finds a third one, but
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  not one on the 4th machine that you were using the first time,
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  and Bendel goes to look through the rest of the room.
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  Pat's the guy on the shoulder who looks.
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  Just be careful. What you stick your stuff into,
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  in every sense. You and Bendel hangs up to go
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  and look at the other vending machines.
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  Just good life advice, careful what you stick your stuff into.
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  Yes. Yeah, so why are you in the
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  office? Because I wanted to check the
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  cameras. Oh.
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  Yeah, yeah. All right.
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  I mean by by all means please. Shark gets up from his desk and
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  offers you his computer. I I bustily lean over the desk.
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  Sorry. Enormous Brack.
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  That's. Cannon.
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  That's cannon. It is cannon.
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  All right, roll something to look through the footage.
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  Bustily look through the footage.
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  Why not bureaucracy? That's a vibe, yeah.
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  There you are. Works in 21.
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  You zoom back through the footage and you see yourself
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  lose on the slot machine and you zoom through the footage and
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  then the guy next to you gets up and you see him turn towards the
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  camera and blow a really big pink bubble gum bubble.
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  It pops as they walk away and they smile to themselves as they
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  head towards the back door that you entered towards the
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  bathroom. Well, all right, I'm going to
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  change to the camp. The bathroom that points towards
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  the OR the camera that points towards the bathroom.
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  It's. Like the camera in the bathroom?
• 24:00
  I I'm going to switch to the camera that points towards the
• 24:03
  bathrooms. Has that person come out?
• 24:07
  No, they're still in the bathroom it seems.
• 24:09
  Or at least they haven't left the bathroom.
• 24:12
  Retro. You said they were still in the
• 24:14
  building. Oh, sorry, We were in the middle
• 24:15
  of another hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:18
  The the the signals in the building.
• 24:19
  The signals coming from in the building.
• 24:21
  You know what? I bet there's someone chewing
• 24:24
  bubble gum in the bathroom. Is that a euphemism?
• 24:26
  Or yeah, I don't know what that means.
• 24:29
  Sorry, no, I think that's how we identify the person which.
• 24:34
  Bathroom did they go into? Whichever doors on the left,
• 24:40
  they're both. They're both just all the used
• 24:42
  bathrooms, but it's the one on the left.
• 24:44
  OK, should one of us, you can go in there who wants to but.
• 24:49
  I'm not going to go into the bathroom and and I don't know.
• 24:52
  Rough them up, I. Mean I can.
• 24:54
  I can, I can. Do that I have got to let loose
• 24:57
  my own ethanol because I've had a lot of moonshine.
• 25:02
  You do you do have to take it out back though.
• 25:04
  You can't you can't beat them up in the bathroom, but please
• 25:07
  first question them to make sure that that it is them it's.
• 25:11
  Too bad Domino isn't here. Don't just beat up my patrons.
• 25:15
  Thank you. You do have a crush.
• 25:18
  No one would have ripped them out of the bathroom, brought
• 25:20
  them back and got whatever info we needed out of them.
• 25:25
  Baby, you have a problem. I'm just saying.
• 25:30
  Bendel finds no skimmers on the vending machines.
• 25:33
  I guess I'll head to the bathroom.
• 25:34
  Yo Retro. Where are you going?
• 25:38
  We got we got a hands. You got to finish this.
• 25:41
  One fold. You fold.
• 25:43
  You helped. OK retro folds, what does BB do?
• 25:47
  Oh shit, Oh. Shit.
• 25:50
  There's a shit hand I. Want another?
• 25:52
  Give me another. So.
• 25:57
  Oh, I I'm going to hold there. Ping taps the table. 22 not my
• 26:03
  night I guess I just lost 300 eddies, damn it.
• 26:07
  And you look down at at Ping's chips and they put down 300 on
• 26:11
  that hand. Rough thing.
• 26:17
  That's mine. Totally worked out for me.
• 26:19
  It worked out, yeah. You tap the table, you get a
• 26:22
  card, and then the dealer plays. Stays.
• 26:25
  And they they hold on a 17, everyone at the table except
• 26:29
  Ping who bust wins and you won't win another 180.
• 26:34
  Nice look at that. Retro walks away from the table
• 26:38
  and heads towards the bathroom as as Jeb celebrates his win of
• 26:44
  100. Days, yes.
• 26:49
  All right, retro, You head to the bathroom in the back.
• 26:52
  You pass by a team sitting on a bench in this backroom drinking
• 26:56
  a fizzy drink. Do.
• 26:59
  I notice anything about him. Not really.
• 27:02
  They're just there. OK, I'll just do a perception,
• 27:09
  OK? However, I also admit I am kind
• 27:14
  of drunk so. Yeah -2 yeah, still a decent
• 27:18
  perception. They don't seem like they're a
• 27:21
  threat to anyone, but you do see them seem a little sad.
• 27:25
  They probably lost a lot of money reason and that tracks.
• 27:28
  Hey, fuck you got you. Got something in your hair?
• 27:35
  What? In your hair you got.
• 27:38
  Do you mind if I mind if I pick that out?
• 27:41
  Sure. I'm going to go to pick it and
• 27:44
  then I'm going to try to use my own like sleight of hand for one
• 27:46
  of the 100 eddies that I won as a chip and just Oh yeah, yeah,
• 27:52
  yeah, 100 eddies. Roll to see if this is smooth or
• 27:55
  not. Rolled for smooth smoothness.
• 28:00
  I think I should roll to see if it's too cheesy, but sure, roll.
• 28:02
  For Rizz. Roll for Rizz.
• 28:05
  Oh no, you go to do it and poke them in the eye with the ship.
• 28:07
  Oh. Fuck.
• 28:08
  Oh. Shit.
• 28:09
  It's the opposite. Oh.
• 28:10
  Sorry my dad perceptions are pretty off and I guess Gary says
• 28:13
  God damn it. You giving me 100 eddies?
• 28:17
  Yeah, you seem sad. Thank you, that's the least you
• 28:21
  can do for poking me in the fucking itune fuck.
• 28:24
  They get kind of, they get up and they walk away.
• 28:27
  Well now I feel bad because they don't feel like a kind of person
• 28:30
  I should have helped. Ow fuck.
• 28:34
  I thought they were one of the people that got scammed.
• 28:36
  And you head to the bathroom. As you enter the bathroom, the
• 28:41
  hum of the fan permeates through the room.
• 28:46
  The. Floor is a little damp.
• 28:48
  This is a shitty place and I need you to roll perception to
• 28:54
  see what you can hear in this room because some of the stools
• 28:57
  are occupied. Why is this floor sticky?
• 29:01
  Listen. For bubble gum.
• 29:04
  I feel like they just use the same mop water in here because
• 29:06
  it's just like my my fear kind of you haven't.
• 29:13
  That. Roll perception.
• 29:16
  No, you did. You.
• 29:18
  Oh, you rolled. You rolled the same perception
• 29:20
  value twice, right? You're all 20.
• 29:22
  Yeah. And you hear three things.
• 29:24
  You hear someone humming joyfully.
• 29:27
  You hear someone crying. And then in between, just once,
• 29:34
  you hear a. Is that like a bubble popping?
• 29:39
  Yes, it is true. Yes, it is.
• 29:40
  Oh, OK. Well, I.
• 29:44
  If we're counting the stalls from right to left as 1234, it
• 29:49
  goes Nothing. Bubble gum humming, crying.
• 29:54
  I'm going to set my shot of moonshine on the on the sink,
• 29:58
  all right? Fuck, I guess, man, I really got
• 30:03
  to press. Hold on.
• 30:04
  I got, I got to press and I'm just going to go ahead and push
• 30:08
  the door open on the second one and just if it moves, you start
• 30:11
  pressing. It doesn't move.
• 30:14
  Roll brawling if you want to break.
• 30:15
  It open. OK, let me do that.
• 30:16
  Put brawling. Put brawling somewhere else
• 30:18
  where everyone else does. 25 Yeah.
• 30:21
  You kick the door in, it smacks this person in the head, and you
• 30:24
  see that gum fly across the room.
• 30:26
  Roll evasion to dodge it. 24 Yeah.
• 30:30
  You dodge it and it sticks to the mirror behind you.
• 30:32
  And there's this tune sitting on the toilet.
• 30:35
  The toilet seat is down. They're just on a little agent.
• 30:39
  What the fuck? Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
• 30:42
  Yeah, because I've done, I've literally done the drunk, the
• 30:45
  drunk Neo move as they let go, my hands let go of my unit and
• 30:50
  it just starts spraying everywhere like a hose that
• 30:51
  doesn't have control. Oh, shitty.
• 30:57
  Pissing all over me, oh God. Oh, this is terrible.
• 31:01
  My unit. Oh, I'm so sorry.
• 31:09
  Hold on. I'm gonna try to grab paper
• 31:12
  towels here. Clean yourself.
• 31:14
  I'm gonna try to wipe down their their agent.
• 31:17
  Do I see anything on the agent? You see transaction and then
• 31:22
  transaction declined a few times because you fucked with them.
• 31:26
  What's that? Nothing.
• 31:29
  Fuck off. Look, hey, look.
• 31:31
  But I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 31:33
  Hey, look. So look, I didn't mean to do
• 31:36
  that. It's apologies, apologies.
• 31:38
  Look here. How about this?
• 31:42
  They don't do a good job of hiding in their jacket.
• 31:45
  Do you want to smoke I? I'm covered in piss too, yeah.
• 31:49
  Yeah, yeah, I'm going to get some.
• 31:50
  I'm going to get some more paper towels to clean you up and and
• 31:52
  something. But here, like here, have a
• 31:54
  smoke, chill out. I'm going to hand them one of my
• 31:56
  death head smokes. I'm going to handle one of my
• 32:01
  death head smokes that I have remember.
• 32:03
  I don't know. I don't know what that is.
• 32:05
  Oh, you know what it is. No, I don't.
• 32:07
  Oh. You know.
• 32:09
  They're one of they're one of the cigarettes that I made-up my
• 32:15
  special cigarettes. When did you make those?
• 32:19
  There's a bunch of, was it pistol rounds that I haven't
• 32:21
  been using, so I fucking re put them into cigarettes so I can
• 32:26
  make it as an explosive cigarette.
• 32:28
  Yeah, I have a cigarette. Yeah, I'll light it for you
• 32:31
  here. Fuck.
• 32:34
  And they put the cigarette in their mouth.
• 32:36
  Roll Persuasion to see if they actually do this.
• 32:39
  OK. 23 Yes, they put the cigarette to their mouth.
• 32:49
  Oh, here you go. Here, I'll light it for you.
• 32:51
  Oh, thanks to you, I'll light it up.
• 32:55
  And as you light it, it goes off and blows a hole through their
• 32:58
  head and they die in the store. Cool.
• 33:04
  Oh. I'm going to I'm going to
• 33:07
  retrieve the the agent they're. Dead.
• 33:13
  Yeah, they did. No, that's status.
• 33:17
  Yep, it's just the casino now has to deal with the dead body.
• 33:21
  They were. They were going to have to
• 33:22
  anyway. So they'll deal with I, I think
• 33:25
  I asked you not to make a mess, but that's.
• 33:28
  OK. Well, yes.
• 33:33
  And so in front of you is a dead body.
• 33:35
  The other two voices in the bathroom go silent.
• 33:40
  Isn't it? Don't you?
• 33:42
  I mean I. Would so this is called check
• 33:46
  security. We've unfortunately had someone
• 33:50
  demonetize themselves. Please no worries, go about your
• 33:53
  time. Am I allowed out of the?
• 33:56
  Yeah, yeah. Please, Please go ahead.
• 33:58
  Feel free to leave, you know. Are you, are you not?
• 34:01
  You're not confining them to the bus?
• 34:02
  No, no. No, no, no.
• 34:05
  OK. This unfortunate person
• 34:07
  apparently went over their draft and you know, Yeah.
• 34:14
  You know, please. I would suggest that you leave,
• 34:17
  please, so we can get this cleaned up.
• 34:18
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 34:19
  Damn. I am currently calling retro
• 34:24
  yesterday. Yesterday.
• 34:34
  And now retro, you're in the bathroom with this dead.
• 34:36
  Body wait if they were mumbling about losing a bunch of money, I
• 34:38
  definitely want to see if I if it's any, if it does have
• 34:42
  anything to do with that. Sure, you you stop the guy who's
• 34:45
  crying as he starts to leave the room.
• 34:49
  Wait, what? Hold on, buddy.
• 34:52
  Hello. Hello.
• 34:54
  What's that, Remy? Uh huh.
• 34:58
  Remy Ortiz. Was that a gunshot?
• 35:02
  Yeah. Use the full name.
• 35:04
  I asked you not to make a mess. I didn't.
• 35:07
  I didn't make the mess, they made the mess.
• 35:10
  I'm sure you provided whatever made the mess.
• 35:13
  It sounds like something you would do.
• 35:16
  I can neither confirm or deny if that was true, but I can't say
• 35:22
  that the mess is contained and not everywhere.
• 35:27
  You know CMAR doesn't work for every response, all right?
• 35:32
  I'll be honest. You need you need to take
• 35:34
  responsibility for what? You've, I'm going to be honest,
• 35:36
  Ayana, you didn't have me sign the NDA for that.
• 35:39
  So I I can't discuss what particular methods that were
• 35:43
  used for this if if you double check within our own personal
• 35:47
  contract that we had set. Up.
• 35:48
  Why are you still? I just want to.
• 35:50
  There's a dead guy. I don't want to.
• 35:52
  Who is that? This is a a guy who's mumbling
• 35:55
  about losing a bunch of money. Everybody, how much money did
• 35:57
  you lose? It's like fucking 2000 how?
• 36:02
  I just disappeared from my account man.
• 36:05
  Oh well, now that I have the tile, can I fix that?
• 36:10
  Yeah, if you want. Robin Hood, that shit.
• 36:14
  Fuck yeah, you. Going to give this guy's money
• 36:16
  back. Here, buddy.
• 36:18
  All right. The the account that you now
• 36:21
  have access to because this guy is dead although you are holding
• 36:24
  an agent covered in piss and has 4000.
• 36:26
  I'm going to. I'm going to send back that
• 36:27
  money. Look, I'm very sorry about what
• 36:29
  happened with the situation here.
• 36:31
  We're going to oh shit, I got my money back.
• 36:34
  I see you later dude. And he pays no attention to you
• 36:36
  and just fucking leaves. Well, see, there you go, Ayana.
• 36:39
  All right. I just took care of anybody that
• 36:40
  was going to make it as an issue.
• 36:41
  There's just a bit of cleaning fees which you knew we were
• 36:43
  going to have it happen anyway so.
• 36:49
  Fine. Thank you for dealing with it.
• 36:53
  No problem. I'll talk to you later.
• 36:59
  Love you. Bye.
• 37:03
  I did you. Get the problem sorted.
• 37:08
  What's going on? You've been on the phone a lot.
• 37:12
  Yes, there's just a little bit of a mess in the bathroom.
• 37:18
  Oh fuck, not again. They really shouldn't eat the
• 37:21
  calamari. Calamari.
• 37:25
  Oh. Not like a bandit.
• 37:39
  Next time on no latency. Gotta find out where that Sinda
• 37:47
  kit is. Kind of out of my purview.
• 37:49
  So altogether it could be a rhombus.
• 37:51
  Well, don't be obtuse. I think we can all.
• 37:53
  Tuna, hey. Contribute.
• 37:55
  I do in a platonic way. Hey bud, just wondering, you
• 37:59
  ever heard of the Sinda kit? That's Nipe City prices right
• 38:02
  there the. Collector.
• 38:03
  Oh, everyone is here. The whole crew.
• 38:05
  Hey, bud. Well, and and listen.
• 38:07
  Well, I mean, let's be honest, Ben does the muscle.
• 38:09
  We can bring you up on the roof if you want.
• 38:12
  He's NASDAQ. Appreciate that.
• 38:13
  The last known location. Barry, have you looked at your
• 38:15
  account lately? Is nowhere awesome.
• 38:18
  Yeah, see, I don't got a lot of stuff.
• 38:20
  Beautiful. Yeah, I'll figure it out.
• 38:22
  I'm I'm looking at the map right now.
• 38:23
  Clive is along the way. We are the boys, so we should
• 38:26
  take the back streets. Well, that gives us something to
• 38:29
  at least be able to reference to.
• 38:30
  Go see Clive if you. Haven't talked to Clive in a
• 38:32
  minute. I do a sweet drift.
• 38:35
  Whoa, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
• 38:38
  Just tells you when you have to clean it. 7500 Whoa, that's
• 38:43
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